Paul Ford

By Paul Ford

• The Bike Shop Jan 25, 2026

  Is now gone.

• Software No Longer Needed Jan 25, 2026

  From Minnesota Algae , 1910. I've spent a lot of time in rebuilding this website and making a nice CMS which handles taxonomy.

• I showed Gas Town to my business partner Rich and he said “oh it's SOAP/WSDL for agents” and I am st... Jan 16, 2026

  I showed Gas Town to my business partner Rich and he said “oh it's SOAP/WSDL for agents” and I am still processing that.

• not a lot of eye contact in the endoscopy office Jan 14, 2026
• Four AI Coding Horsemen of the Apocalypse Jan 13, 2026

  What are the risks when everyone can produce code?

• @raf.eco is out here trying to figure it out. Jan 13, 2026

  @raf. eco is out here trying to figure it out.

• Rafe Colburn: Building Etsy in the AI Era Jan 13, 2026

  How is one of the internet’s biggest spaces for human creativity adapting in the AI era? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich are joined in the studio by Rafe Colburn, the Chief Product and Technology Officer at Etsy. After discussing Rafe’s long history at the company, they tackle the AI topic two ways: First, how the Etsy engineering org is using AI tools, and second, Etsy’s recent deal with OpenAI to display their products directly in ChatGPT searches. Plus: Rafe and Paul teach Rich the proper term for those little charms you stick in the holes of your Crocs.

• (Black swan lands, 10,000 black swans suddenly split off from it, completely darkening the sky.) Is ... Jan 10, 2026

  (Black swan lands, 10,000 black swans suddenly split off from it, completely darkening the sky. ) Is that good?

• Our worst are killing our best. Jan 10, 2026

  Our worst are killing our best.

• I keep thinking about how oh-so-aligned Claude just told me it’s less ethically fraught to kill a di... Jan 8, 2026

  I keep thinking about how oh-so-aligned Claude just told me it’s less ethically fraught to kill a distant cousin than yourself.

• sysadmin hits different now Jan 8, 2026
• Triple-A Vibe Coding Jan 6, 2026

  AI is your general contractor, and you are the architect.

• Totally Prepared for 2026 Jan 6, 2026

  What will the AI story be in 2026: Society-wide transformation or incremental change? On the first podcast of the new year, Paul and Rich (gently) argue over what they expect to see in the AI space over the coming months. These tools might allow people to build software far faster than before, but how much will that disrupt the industry itself? Plus—perfect for a podcast full of tech predictions—they discuss why humans are terrible at predicting the future of tech.

• “Dad, I need you to unlock the PC so I can make a 3d model in something called Blender for science c... Jan 3, 2026

  “Dad, I need you to unlock the PC so I can make a 3d model in something called Blender for science class for Monday,” said a young man who is about to experience a level of mental anguish and confusion he’s never imagined possible.

• We all watched it at our function and it was so wholesome and we cheered. Jan 1, 2026

  We all watched it at our function and it was so wholesome and we cheered.

• Happy New Years, Nerds. Dec 31, 2025

  Happy New Years, Nerds.

• Merry Christmas, nerds. Here’s a pretty song for you from Taylor Mac’s Christmas Album. youtu.be/TRc... Dec 25, 2025

  Merry Christmas, nerds. Here’s a pretty song for you from Taylor Mac’s Christmas Album.

• I have an almost medical level of cowlick. This morning my barber pointed to the back of my head and... Dec 22, 2025

  I have an almost medical level of cowlick. This morning my barber pointed to the back of my head and said: ”I can get you through Christmas.

• I have an almost medical level of cowlick. This morning my barber pointed to the back of my head and... Dec 22, 2025

  I have an almost medical level of cowlick. This morning my barber pointed to the back of my head and said: ”I can get you through Christmas.

• Fun Things to Read Dec 16, 2025

  Stories that caught our eye at the end of the year.

• Dan Frommer: Consumers in the Age of AI Dec 16, 2025

  AI is transforming what we buy—and how we buy it. On the final podcast of the year, Paul and Rich are joined by Dan Frommer, founder of <em>The New Consumer</em>, to talk through his brand-new Consumer Trends Report for 2026. First, they discuss shifting consumer dynamics over the past few decades, from the rise of digital-native direct-to-consumer brands to the omnipresence of the TikTok Shop. Then, they dig into <em>New Consumer </em>survey results around our current moment in AI, particularly the generational differences towards the technology.

• Don’t Waste a Miracle Dec 9, 2025

  Getting determined about AI and determinism.

• God, Sex, and AI Dec 9, 2025

  Is there space for everyone in LLM world? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich traverse the always-changing AI landscape from one end of the spectrum to the other. First, the Christian LLM company Gloo, currently headed by former Intel CEO Patrick Gelsinger, which is building technologies for the “faith ecosystem.” Then, Sam Altman’s recent announcement that OpenAI will begin producing erotic content for verified users. In one version of our AI future, there’s room for lots of smaller companies with different values and frameworks—but when this technology has been so quickly dominated by just a few giant players, is that future impossible?

• They can’t do this. Not now. I can’t know this exists. caligra.com Dec 7, 2025

  They can’t do this. Not now.

• The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals? Dec 5, 2025

  The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals?

• I vibehacked a fun little sight reader app that runs in browser. Works with MIDI in Chrome; you play... Dec 3, 2025

  I vibehacked a fun little sight reader app that runs in browser. Works with MIDI in Chrome; you play and if you get all the notes right you go to the next level of complexity.

• Save those pennies NYC ! Dec 2, 2025

  Save those pennies NYC !

• It's time. They earned it. go.theregister.com/feed/www.the... Dec 2, 2025

  It&#39;s time. They earned it.

• Max Read: Reporting on the Big, Bad Internet Dec 2, 2025

  AI is reshaping the media, the internet, and the culture at large—and Max Read is writing about it. On this week’s podcast, the longtime journalist and author of the popular “Read Max” newsletter comes into the studio to talk about the intersections of tech and culture in our current AI moment. Topics discussed include Max’s journey from a general-interest journalist to covering tech platforms and internet culture, the ways he uses AI tools in his own work, and whether he thinks the slop flooding our feeds is actually popular with users.

• He’s right! You don’t have to use it—but it’s going to sweep through codeworld like a purifying fire... Nov 29, 2025

  He’s right! You don’t have to use it—but it’s going to sweep through codeworld like a purifying fire.

• Important request from my family, boosting for visibility. Nov 29, 2025

  Important request from my family, boosting for visibility.

• First, Happy Thanksgiving. Second, I've been doing my best to really understand Claude Code so I've ... Nov 27, 2025

  First, Happy Thanksgiving. Second, I&#39;ve been doing my best to really understand Claude Code so I&#39;ve been building a piano practice app, and asked it to include some inspirational quotes, and the result is somewhere between “oh god no“ and “knocked it out of the park.

• I Broke Claude Code’s Will to Live Nov 18, 2025

  How the power of my pure nerdery vanquished the mighty AI.

• (AI) Bubble Trouble Nov 18, 2025

  The AI industry teeters on the edge of the bubble, but AI tools are better than ever. What does this mean for the future of the technology? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich talk through Paul’s recent experiments with—you guessed it!—synths to illustrate just how good AI-assisted coding tools have gotten, especially for those with programming expertise. But we’re a long way from the average consumer being able to get what they want with the push of a button. What do these two divergent paths suggest about the trajectory of the AI industry?

• I wish political journalists would acknowledge that there is a difference between scandal and evil. Nov 16, 2025

  I wish political journalists would acknowledge that there is a difference between scandal and evil.

• My personal conception of horseshoe theory did not include MAGA ideologically converging with NAMBLA... Nov 15, 2025

  My personal conception of horseshoe theory did not include MAGA ideologically converging with NAMBLA to form MAGAMBAGLA.

• One of my best friends on earth, and the producer of some of the albums I love the most, is trying s... Nov 14, 2025

  One of my best friends on earth, and the producer of some of the albums I love the most, is trying something new and awesome (producing YOUR songs): He&#39;s a Canadian socialist &amp; self-promotion is literally his worst nightmare, so I&#39;m boosting.

• Thanksgiving conversation gonna be real quiet this year. Nov 12, 2025

  Thanksgiving conversation gonna be real quiet this year.

• Claude Code for Web Ruined My Brain Nov 11, 2025

  I built five projects in a weekend…but at what cost? ($150)

• Arushi Saxena: Can We Trust AI? Nov 11, 2025

  As people feed their whole lives into LLMs, how can they protect themselves? On this week’s Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich are joined by Arushi Saxena, a trust and safety expert who’s worked everywhere from big tech to startups to the U.S. government. What does trust and safety mean in the AI age, both for individuals and for companies working with LLMs? Arushi also gives an overview of the trust and safety world, but sorry, folks: What happens at TrustCon stays at TrustCon.

• Would NOT have been great in the household if things had gone otherwise. Nov 4, 2025

  Would NOT have been great in the household if things had gone otherwise.

• In My Skills Era Nov 4, 2025

  AI can be transformative, but you’ve got to put the work in.

• The Cheney/Mamdani juxtaposition is such a perfect setup for a Kelly cartoon in the Onion that it ha... Nov 4, 2025

  The Cheney/Mamdani juxtaposition is such a perfect setup for a Kelly cartoon in the Onion that it has me sickos. png In anticipation.

• The Cheney/Mamdani juxtaposition is such a perfect setup for a Kelly cartoon in the Onion that it ha... Nov 4, 2025

  The Cheney/Mamdani juxtaposition is such a perfect setup for a Kelly cartoon in the Onion that it has me sickos. png In anticipation.

• Why the Software Industry Hates Your SMB Nov 4, 2025

  Big tech doesn’t care about medium-sized businesses—but is AI really the solution? On this week’s podcast, Paul is fresh off the plane from Phoenix, Arizona, where he was speaking to business owners at the Inc. 5000 Conference. As he gives Rich a full report, they discuss the specific needs of the “SMB”—small-to-medium-sized business—and how little interest the software industry has in the very large middle of the business spectrum. Can AI help these orgs get the software they actually need?

• As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xe... Nov 3, 2025

  As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.

• When my son starts to yell at us about having limits on phone time I like to play Adagio for Strings... Oct 31, 2025

  When my son starts to yell at us about having limits on phone time I like to play Adagio for Strings on the Sonos.

• My old friend Steve is the worst person at computers on earth. A little while ago he asked me to ple... Oct 29, 2025

  My old friend Steve is the worst person at computers on earth. A little while ago he asked me to please explain AI to him, and I did my best.

• Bots Ate My Resume Oct 28, 2025

  AI is making job hunting near-impossible on both sides of the hiring equation. Is there a way out of this automated mess? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich look at AI’s effect on an already unpredictable job market. Hirers are getting spammed with AI-generated applications, while sincere job seekers are getting swiftly rejected via AI hiring tools. As AI ushers in a hyper-transactional era of diminished trust between strangers, how can applicants and hiring managers actually connect with each other?

• I’m writing for the local paper again! Oct 27, 2025

  I’m writing for the local paper again!

• Nerds: You can set up an owncast.online server on a random cloud service, then stream videos to it v... Oct 26, 2025

  Nerds: You can set up an owncast. online server on a random cloud service, then stream videos to it via ffmpeg, and invite your friends to chat and hang while they watch a movie.

• The Argument for Letting AI Burn It All Down Oct 26, 2025
• This is correct. hellgatenyc.com/guitar-cente... Oct 25, 2025

  This is correct. hellgatenyc.

• Late last night in Phoenix I asked the Lyft driver who picked me up at the airport about local night... Oct 24, 2025

  Late last night in Phoenix I asked the Lyft driver who picked me up at the airport about local nightlife. He said, “It’s all nightlife.

• I can’t find the video but in Feb a man named Joe Stutler was at an Iowa Legislature session and spo... Oct 21, 2025

  I can’t find the video but in Feb a man named Joe Stutler was at an Iowa Legislature session and spoke to defend trans rights. He has a funny delivery—a little nasal—and kept saying, “You’re doing the Nazi stuff again!

• I just blurted out “I hate my senators” waiting for the train. Oct 21, 2025

  I just blurted out “I hate my senators” waiting for the train.

• The AI Behemoths Go Horizontal Oct 21, 2025

  OpenAI and Anthropic are broadening their offerings—and coming for the companies building on top of their APIs.

• Do a teamwork, not a screamwork. Oct 21, 2025

  Do a teamwork, not a screamwork.

• Of Course There’s an AI Bubble Oct 21, 2025

  Traffic to vibe-coding tools is plummeting. Financial analysts are invoking 1929. Is the big AI crash inevitable? On the latest Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich assess our current moment in AI and its (over)valuation in the global economy. Will the bubble pop—and if it does, how big will that pop be? And as they evaluate the problems with our lopsided AI landscape, they speculate about what AI as a technology—rather than an investment vehicle—could look like in the future.

• Sorry, but “history” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can b... Oct 21, 2025

  Sorry, but “history” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can bring people together is reading my miserable posts.

• Wild that this came out six years ago. Oct 20, 2025

  Wild that this came out six years ago.

• Some content is so relevant to my interests that it causes my brain to glitch. youtu.be/GWXCCBsOMSg... Oct 20, 2025

  Some content is so relevant to my interests that it causes my brain to glitch. youtu.

• “He is using satire to make a point,“ said the Speaker of the House. “He is not calling for the murd... Oct 20, 2025

  “He is using satire to make a point,“ said the Speaker of the House. “He is not calling for the murder of his political opponents.

• I’m taking a class where we’re learning to make synths. This will be a MIDI controller that we will ... Oct 15, 2025

  I’m taking a class where we’re learning to make synths. This will be a MIDI controller that we will use to control VCV Rack.

• Good Bot, Bad Bot Oct 14, 2025

  With AI, a rule of thumb is emerging: More to less? Then you’re blessed. Less to more? Shut the door.

• Welcome to Slopworld Oct 14, 2025

  AI videos from tools like OpenAI’s Sora and Meta’s Vibes are flooding our feeds. Is this the future? On the Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich tackle a trio of AI topics. First: They look at a report from the Yale Budget Lab on which industries are adopting AI the fastest. (Spoiler: Only one is fully embracing it. Take a guess!) Then, they talk about spammy AI-generated bug reports submitted to the developer of cURL—and what happened when someone found real bugs with AI. And finally: Welcome to Slopworld! You can generate whatever video you want with a single sentence. Isn’t that kind of…boring?

• The US Navy paid Lyft to make the little cars into fighter jets on Columbus Day, all circling around... Oct 13, 2025

  The US Navy paid Lyft to make the little cars into fighter jets on Columbus Day, all circling around your exact location.

• I’m reading up on these Girardian dudes and it seems that they got all Antichristpilled and forgot t... Oct 12, 2025

  I’m reading up on these Girardian dudes and it seems that they got all Antichristpilled and forgot that Jesus is the resus for the mimesis.

• This was nice Oct 7, 2025
• Checking In on the Magic Oct 7, 2025

  Last year, Eric Schmidt made some dramatic claims about what AI could build. Have his predictions come true?

• NYC Sends AI Packing Oct 7, 2025

  <p>All over the New York City subway, ads for the AI wearable “Friend” are being defaced. It seems clear that New Yorkers don’t want what Silicon Valley is selling—but will the general consumer bite? On this week’s Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich assess the tensions between big tech and the public, in New York and beyond. After decades of having our data be packaged and sold, will anyone want to wear a necklace that listens to them 24/7? Plus: Paul describes what his skincare routine would be like if he were a billionaire.</p><p><br></p>

• This hits different from when it came out in 2020. “Allyship. While federal law and local militias f... Oct 6, 2025

  This hits different from when it came out in 2020. “Allyship.

• A just described something I read in the local paper as a “three-dimensional circlejerk—so essential... Oct 2, 2025

  A just described something I read in the local paper as a “three-dimensional circlejerk—so essentially a spheregasm. “ I wanted to share that with my Internet friends.

• This is really, really great. It explains the whole Peter Thiel/Antrichrist thing and its roots in C... Oct 1, 2025

  This is really, really great. It explains the whole Peter Thiel/Antrichrist thing and its roots in Carl Schmitt.

• This Conversation Is Over Sep 30, 2025

  When it comes to AI-powered shopping, dialogue only gets in the way.

• I thought this was nice. Sep 30, 2025

  I thought this was nice.

• Tech’s Hard-Right Turn Sep 30, 2025

  The big tech CEOs are openly embracing Trump—so what do we all do now? On this week’s Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich dig into Steven Levy’s recent cover story for <em>WIRED</em>’s politics issue that breaks down the industry’s hard pivot towards Trumpism. What did these leaders think they were signing up, and what are they actually getting? Plus: By way of metaphor, Rich offers up the world’s worst bundt cake recipe (it’s full of gold!).

• I love the bus so… Sep 29, 2025
• Paywalls Victorious Sep 23, 2025

  On Cloudflare’s very surprising ideas about AI and the future of web publishing—and what we should do instead.

• Bots, Feeds, and Kids Sep 23, 2025

  The Aboard Podcast is about software in the age of AI—but what non-AI things are happening in the world of software? Not much, Paul and Rich are sorry to report. In the first half of this week’s episode, they discuss how AI is sucking up all the tech oxygen in the room. Then, they pivot to talking about AI and kids: What should parents be teaching their kids about these tools? (Or should they even let them use LLMs at all?)

• I’ve been trying aggressive wholesomeness as a strategy but I might just need to switch to shrooms. Sep 22, 2025

  I’ve been trying aggressive wholesomeness as a strategy but I might just need to switch to shrooms.

• Because I’m Anglo and out on my bike ride the other Anglos keep asking me how to cross the street at... Sep 21, 2025

  Because I’m Anglo and out on my bike ride the other Anglos keep asking me how to cross the street at this Mexican pride parade on Madison Ave and I’m like man they got ladies dancing with pineapples what the hell else do you have on your calendar?

• Some Useful Links: AI Data Licensing, Vibe-Coding Cleanup, and More Sep 16, 2025

  Plus: A breakdown of AI-related things tech giants are currently building.

• BBC News Pidgin’s Instagram account is the only news source I still trust. Sep 16, 2025

  BBC News Pidgin’s Instagram account is the only news source I still trust.

• The Billable Hour is Dead Sep 16, 2025

  Will AI put an end to management consulting? Maybe hold off on writing that McKinsey obituary for now. On the podcast, Paul and Rich break down the different kinds of consulting on a practical level, and assess what AI might mean for that work going forward. Can these companies really get away with charging the same rates if AI lets them reduce headcount or dramatically speed up the work?

• There really is no predictive model that works with this many variables. Frameworks everywhere but…e... Sep 15, 2025

  There really is no predictive model that works with this many variables. Frameworks everywhere but…even “seasons” doesn’t work in the same way that it used to.

• A Boom of One’s Own. Sep 14, 2025

  A Boom of One’s Own.

• Does the Anthropic settlement represent the largest investment into the commons made by any technolo... Sep 11, 2025

  Does the Anthropic settlement represent the largest investment into the commons made by any technology company ever? I know it is neither an investment and the money is not being distributed to the commons but you know what I mean.

• Is Search Really the Future of AI? Sep 9, 2025

  Millions of people are using AI tools to search—so what does that mean for search engines? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich dive into (the questionably named) “GEO,” or Generative Engine Optimization. After an overview of Google’s classic model, they explore the ways AI is currently upending the search world, and speculate about what might emerge in the years to come. If LLMs cannibalize all the content on the web, what will be left to search in the future?

• I saw this and nearly dropped my Sony Discman. But you know it made me think. When I was younger you... Sep 6, 2025

  I saw this and nearly dropped my Sony Discman. But you know it made me think.

• Truncation always tells the truth. Sep 5, 2025

  Truncation always tells the truth.

• This is supposed to be ironic but I saw it and went “Yeah!” Sep 4, 2025

  This is supposed to be ironic but I saw it and went “Yeah!

• The Three Sacred Guardrails of AI Sep 2, 2025

  Solving all of your LLM problems with just nine words.

• Matt Seitz: MBA…I? Sep 2, 2025

  How should the business leaders of the future think about AI? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich are joined by Matt Seitz, the Director of the AI Hub for Business at the University of Wisconsin’s School of Business. Matt discusses his journey from years at Google to his current role at UW, and he gives on-the-ground insight into the AI struggles of both leadership and employees in this moment of transition. Plus: They ponder whether AI can improve Wisconsin cheese. (Spoiler: No. It is perfect.)

• When zombies are busy they order from Flesh Direct. Sep 1, 2025

  When zombies are busy they order from Flesh Direct.

• Do you remember how in the 90s you’d go to bed and turn off the light and then you had absolutely no... Aug 30, 2025

  Do you remember how in the 90s you’d go to bed and turn off the light and then you had absolutely no way to read Oscar Peterson’s Wikipedia page.

• Just this for miles today, all day, every window. Too much to handle. Aug 29, 2025

  Just this for miles today, all day, every window. Too much to handle.

• I wrote a little bit about how and why AI is good at bureaucracy, which is interesting to bureaucrac... Aug 27, 2025

  I wrote a little bit about how and why AI is good at bureaucracy, which is interesting to bureaucracy freaks like me. aboard.

• I don't have any special knowledge but wow this by @espiers.bsky.social feels right. www.elizabethsp... Aug 27, 2025

  I don&#39;t have any special knowledge but wow this by @espiers. bsky.

• AI Is a Power Tool for Bureaucracy Freaks Aug 26, 2025

  When it comes to the vast behemoths of business and government, this technology is a grease for the world’s biggest gears.

• AI Summer School #4: Chill Out About AGI Aug 26, 2025

  Aboard uses AI to help build software, but in just a few years, AI will gain sentience and take over our work, personal lives, and even brains—just kidding! Yes, the fourth and final installment of “AI Summer School” is about AGI, or “Artificial Generalized Intelligence.” What does it mean? Can anyone agree on a definition? And if no one can define it or agree on those definitions, what’s the likelihood that all these Silicon Valley AGI predictions will come true?

• Let's say you had the dumb urge to blog in 2025, mostly about learning piano and synths. As a Linux ... Aug 25, 2025

  Let&#39;s say you had the dumb urge to blog in 2025, mostly about learning piano and synths. As a Linux dipshit you&#39;d prefer a self-hosted box that speaks HTTP, SMTP, and ActivityPub (you used to admin ezmlm+majordomo).

• Trying to imagine the Hakeem Jeffries scavenger hunt. Aug 24, 2025

  Trying to imagine the Hakeem Jeffries scavenger hunt.

• youtu.be/CNNUJeNb4Qs?... Aug 24, 2025

  youtu. be/CNNUJeNb4Qs?...

• Do you think God reads these posts? Or is he mostly on Instagram? Aug 24, 2025

  Do you think God reads these posts? Or is he mostly on Instagram?

• Dude is EVERYWHERE. Aug 23, 2025

  Dude is EVERYWHERE.

• They’re just good at it. Aug 23, 2025

  They’re just good at it.

• Due to large platforms not really interoperating I get notifications from the security system at wor... Aug 20, 2025

  Due to large platforms not really interoperating I get notifications from the security system at work. And every morning at sunrise it decides that the sun coming up is a person entering the office.

• They wrote about us in the paper! Aug 20, 2025

  They wrote about us in the paper!

• Fast Company on Aboard: It’s a Vibe Product! And It Works! Aug 19, 2025

  “Lumbering, unsexy, but essential.” There’s no higher praise.

• Barnes & Noble has The Bell Jar on a table labeled “Dark Academia.” Aug 19, 2025

  Barnes &amp; Noble has The Bell Jar on a table labeled “Dark Academia.

• SORRY CLEVELAND hellgatenyc.com/cuomo-warns-... Aug 19, 2025

  SORRY CLEVELAND hellgatenyc. com/cuomo-warns-...

• AI Summer School #3: From Agents to Apps Aug 19, 2025

  So now that you’ve set up your AI agents, what can you build with them? In the third lesson of AI Summer School, Paul and Rich are joined by CTO Adam Pash to spin up a sample app in Aboard. How do agents work together to simulate the development process—and what’s the difference between Aboard’s structured approach and a vibe-coding tool? Plus: Introducing the Adam Pash Drinking Game, where you take a shot every time you say the word “guardrails.”

• I gotta wonder if stuff is going to snap back in weird ways and they’re going to blame the nerds for... Aug 15, 2025

  I gotta wonder if stuff is going to snap back in weird ways and they’re going to blame the nerds for all of it, and there will be a something like a national swirly.

• Imagine Swedish death pod technology in 2050. Aug 14, 2025

  Imagine Swedish death pod technology in 2050.

• Wrote a review of ChatGPT 5 for the company newsletter. aboard.com/desperately-... Aug 13, 2025

  Wrote a review of ChatGPT 5 for the company newsletter. aboard.

• Desperately Seeking Software Aug 12, 2025

  A review of OpenAI’s latest big release, ChatGPT 5.

• This year in their front garden the neighbors went primeval and it rules. Aug 12, 2025

  This year in their front garden the neighbors went primeval and it rules.

• I’m thinking of proactively becoming one of those guys who sees a friend across a crowded street and... Aug 12, 2025

  I’m thinking of proactively becoming one of those guys who sees a friend across a crowded street and yells, ”Every day above ground!

• AI Summer School #2: Call My Agents Aug 12, 2025

  “Agents” are a big marketing term for AI companies right now—but how do they actually work? In the second installment of AI Summer School, Paul and Rich are joined by Aboard Director of Engineering Kevin Barrett, who breaks down what “agent” actually means, and how they function within the platform. Plus: In the process of demoing Aboard’s agent capabilities, Paul becomes transfixed by the breeding records of a fictional alpaca farm.

• They have a revolving restaurant in the Marriott in Times Square! I had no idea. It’s been remodeled... Aug 11, 2025

  They have a revolving restaurant in the Marriott in Times Square! I had no idea.

• Do physics next Aug 9, 2025
• It’s Summer Streets in NYC! Gonna bike from Ditmas to Inwood right after this cup of coffee. Can’t l... Aug 9, 2025

  It’s Summer Streets in NYC! Gonna bike from Ditmas to Inwood right after this cup of coffee.

• Wrote a little for the Office Newletter about the Empire of AI book. I see the undaunted differently... Aug 7, 2025

  Wrote a little for the Office Newletter about the Empire of AI book. I see the undaunted differently but it s a very useful book that helped me understand a lot of the chaos of the last few years in our industry.

• AI’s Hot, Hot Mess Aug 5, 2025

  Karen Hao’s Empire of AI is less about computers becoming human—and more about humans being very human.

• AI Summer School #1: How LLMs (Don’t) Think Aug 5, 2025

  Feel a little lost when it comes to AI? It’s time to go back to school—Aboard’s AI Summer School! Over the month of August, Paul, Rich, and a few special guests will break down the basics of LLMs, agents, AGI, and a host of other AI-related topics. In the first installment, they discuss how LLMs think—or rather, don’t think—and compare the major players on the AI scene right now.

• This morning I took a Citi(e)Bike to work and, from Smith&9th St. in Brooklyn to Duane St. in the Ci... Aug 1, 2025

  This morning I took a Citi(e)Bike to work and, from Smith&amp;9th St. in Brooklyn to Duane St.

• Language (and Code) Without Thought Jul 29, 2025

  Using AI to code is like looking into a mirror-world: The LLM generates meaninglessness that you turn into something useful.

• Timing My Vibe Coding Jul 29, 2025

  Mapping the history of the universe—and the limits of current AI programming tools. On this week’s podcast, Paul walks Rich through his recent experiments trying to build timeline software via vibe coding. Spoiler: There were issues. Halfway through 2025, where do the current tools excel, and where do they fall flat? And looking over the few years at where these tools might be headed, what should a young person interested in tech be learning right now?

• hey dad i know you’re tired but could you build an ikea dresser for me tonight Jul 28, 2025
• Warner Bros. Discovery will split into two companies, Warner Bros. and Discovery, which will then sp... Jul 28, 2025

  Warner Bros. Discovery will split into two companies, Warner Bros.

• RIP Tom Lehrer, your work stayed totally relevant for more than 60 years, I memorized much of it, yo... Jul 27, 2025

  RIP Tom Lehrer, your work stayed totally relevant for more than 60 years, I memorized much of it, you absolutely ruled, you made your entire body of work public domain, and you taught my wife math at Santa Cruz.

• They stored a PNG on a bird. youtu.be/hCQCP-5g5bo?... Jul 27, 2025

  They stored a PNG on a bird. youtu.

• Either there's a bug here or I have to have a very serious conversation with my son. Jul 25, 2025

  Either there&#39;s a bug here or I have to have a very serious conversation with my son.

• I stopped writing my column for @wired.com and IMMEDIATELY after that they began an unstoppable winn... Jul 23, 2025

  I stopped writing my column for @wired. com and IMMEDIATELY after that they began an unstoppable winning streak.

• The View from the Lebanese Tech Scene Jul 22, 2025

  How do you build for the future amid ongoing instability? This week, Paul and Rich turn to Lebanon—literally, since that’s where Rich, who was born in the country and still has family there, is calling in from. After they discuss some Lebanese basics (Cedars! Small plates!) they turn to the Lebanese tech scene, discussing everything from investments in the Beirut Digital District to Aboard’s partner agency in Lebanon, Speedlane.

• 20 Percent Slower Is a Good Start! Jul 15, 2025

  The key thing missing from most AI conversations is a hyper-specific focus on what these tools do well.

• Why We Made Aboard Human-First Jul 15, 2025

  AI is a great first step, but to really build software, you need humans to get the job done. On last week’s podcast, Paul and Rich talked about how Aboard works by focusing on those AI first steps; this week, they dig into the human work that gets Aboard projects over the line, from classic agency-style client management to the brand-new role of “Solution Engineer.”

• We visited my wife’s family in Western Ireland, on the ocean, and I’ve never been to a place where e... Jul 14, 2025

  We visited my wife’s family in Western Ireland, on the ocean, and I’ve never been to a place where every single view looked like a 19th-century landscape painting.

• That whole thing was a huge yaccarino. Jul 9, 2025

  That whole thing was a huge yaccarino.

• aresluna.org/frame-of-pre... Jul 9, 2025

  aresluna. org/frame-of-pre...

• Four Billion Years of Vibe Coding Jul 8, 2025

  Success may come when the bot is prompting the human, not the other way around.

• Reintroducing Aboard Jul 8, 2025

  Paul and Rich are always talking about building software with AI—but how is <em>Aboard</em> actually building software with AI? This week’s podcast is a peek behind the curtain, walking through how Aboard gets you from a short prompt to real, working software in minutes. From the specific (the “Harvest Manager” app Paul creates for his pumpkin patch) to the broad (what this technology means for the software agency model, and the industry at large).

• I’m in Dublin discovering my heritage. Jul 8, 2025

  I’m in Dublin discovering my heritage.

• Hard to tell if this is real or a hallucination. Jul 4, 2025

  Hard to tell if this is real or a hallucination.

• I’m very disappointed in the New York Times. I expected a higher caliper of journalism. Jul 3, 2025

  I’m very disappointed in the New York Times. I expected a higher caliper of journalism.

• Hey @kjhealy.co congratulations on your citizenship! We're glad you're here. kieranhealy.org/blog/ar... Jul 3, 2025

  Hey @kjhealy. co congratulations on your citizenship!

• this is a dad unleashed and it's beautiful to me Jun 30, 2025
• If you found yourself in Dublin or Galway (or Mason Island) with two parents and 13yo twins, what wo... Jun 28, 2025

  If you found yourself in Dublin or Galway (or Mason Island) with two parents and 13yo twins, what would you most want to see? Hobbies include: Literature, social justice, technology, folk history and folklore.

• Today belongs to her. Jun 25, 2025

  Today belongs to her.

• This is some wild shit and I was not expecting it. Jun 24, 2025

  This is some wild shit and I was not expecting it.

• How Aboard Works: An Illustrated Guide Jun 24, 2025

  A simple step-by-step breakdown of how we build software—first in minutes, then in weeks.

• This is great! Jun 24, 2025

  This is great!

• A Blast From Computing Past Jun 24, 2025

  <p>Same as it ever was: On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich take a spin through a 1980 issue of <em>Omni</em> magazine, comparing how computers were being discussed back then with how AI is talked about today. Featuring an essay by Frank Herbert (yes, of <em>Dune</em>), IBM’s early-80s consumer pitch, and a meditation on the question: What does “new technology” even mean?</p><p><br></p>

• Police Commisioner Gordon: He calls himself the Horologist. He terrorizes the city by spraying his w... Jun 22, 2025

  Police Commisioner Gordon: He calls himself the Horologist. He terrorizes the city by spraying his weird personal fluids on timepieces.

• Just voted, had to wing it a little bit on the borough president rankings. Jun 22, 2025

  Just voted, had to wing it a little bit on the borough president rankings.

• If anything brings back Iraq war memories it's this quality of information coming out on the front p... Jun 20, 2025

  If anything brings back Iraq war memories it&#39;s this quality of information coming out on the front page of the NYT.

• I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't quite this. Jun 19, 2025

  I don&#39;t know what I was expecting, but it wasn&#39;t quite this.

• Ranking Brad Lander first FWIW. Just a classic nerd public servant who has been sending out boring e... Jun 17, 2025

  Ranking Brad Lander first FWIW. Just a classic nerd public servant who has been sending out boring emails for years (complimentary) and he did something important today and spoke after with humility.

• Tech Giants Want AI to Behave Jun 17, 2025

  As the legacy tech giants weave AI functionality through their existing systems, is it all over for AI-first companies like OpenAI and Anthropic? In the wake of this year’s WWDC, Paul and Rich analyze Apple’s AI plans, and contextualize them within broader industry shifts. What’s Apple’s AI endgame—and where can we expect to see a player like OpenAI a few years from now?

• Every time I see a “We are not the same” social post I think, “Thank God.” Jun 15, 2025

  Every time I see a “We are not the same” social post I think, “Thank God.

• I wonder if Hegseth gets fired for this. Jun 14, 2025

  I wonder if Hegseth gets fired for this.

• On Sunday we celebrate the Magna Carta turning 810. medium.com/@gob/project... Jun 14, 2025

  On Sunday we celebrate the Magna Carta turning 810. medium.

• I’m reading Alison Bechdel’s *Spent*, and she is a creative genius which I respect, but she also dra... Jun 11, 2025

  I’m reading Alison Bechdel’s *Spent*, and she is a creative genius which I respect, but she also draws the funnest goats.

• I asked AI to visualize The Discourse. Jun 11, 2025

  I asked AI to visualize The Discourse.

• The optics forecast for this weekend is very bad. Jun 11, 2025

  The optics forecast for this weekend is very bad.

• Bill McKibben gently considers New England secession. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Jun 11, 2025

  Bill McKibben gently considers New England secession. www.

• Apple Takes Its Bite Jun 10, 2025

  They’ve been taking their time with AI, but at WWDC this week, Apple laid out their vision of the future.

• Artificial Intelligence/Artificial Deadlines Jun 10, 2025

  When is something “done”—and why is it so hard to define “done” when it comes to AI? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich talk about the challenges of the last mile of software development, and why the industry needs a whole new set of processes to actually use AI to ship product. Plus: Paul reveals one neat trick that will make you finish writing something.

• I just reread *CivilWarLand In Bad Decline* by George Saunders and the novella “Bounty” opens with m... Jun 9, 2025

  I just reread *CivilWarLand In Bad Decline* by George Saunders and the novella “Bounty” opens with mutated theme park employees in despair because a hateful moron was elected President; the 13th amendment is repealed and the “Flawed” are sold into slavery. Hits different 25 years later.

• Both bike brakes were a dangerous mess so I stopped by a new-to-me bike shop and the guy pulled a ra... Jun 8, 2025

  Both bike brakes were a dangerous mess so I stopped by a new-to-me bike shop and the guy pulled a rack onto the sidewalk then fixed both brakes (re-cabled one) in ten minutes while I watched. He charged me $10, I gave him $20, and I biked home with good brakes.

• Just had a checkup and my GP said, “You'll love your colonoscopy, it'll be a blast.“ Jun 6, 2025

  Just had a checkup and my GP said, “You&#39;ll love your colonoscopy, it&#39;ll be a blast.

• The Extremely Human Last Mile Jun 3, 2025

  Is AI a big scam, or will our jobs be on the chopping block by 2026?

• OpenAI Goes Shopping Jun 3, 2025

  OpenAI’s $6.5 billion acquisition of Jony Ive’s startup might be grabbing the headlines, but the real shifts in AI right now are a lot less flashy—and point towards more long-term stability in the industry. On this week’s podcast, Paul walks Rich through some recent Big AI news and they pull out some key trends and takeaways, from the announcements at Google’s I/O 2025 to new capabilities at Anthropic to, in Paul’s words, “Agents, agents, agents, agents, agents.”

• in a half-billion years nearly everything we know and love will be a one-centimeter strata of sedime... Jun 1, 2025
• Ever since I posted this I think about emotional support cockatiels every day. Jun 1, 2025

  Ever since I posted this I think about emotional support cockatiels every day.

• I’ve been a Paulee Bow fan since I saw their unbelievably great Amiga-centric cover of Wicked Game (... May 29, 2025

  I’ve been a Paulee Bow fan since I saw their unbelievably great Amiga-centric cover of Wicked Game ( youtu. be/luvOGXwtPSI?...

• This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor. May 29, 2025

  This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.

• I’m a cringe fedlib sending ~~~good vibes~~~ to our federal judiciary urging them to keep those PDFs... May 28, 2025

  I’m a cringe fedlib sending ~~~good vibes~~~ to our federal judiciary urging them to keep those PDFs coming.

• Will AI Eat Tech, or Will Tech Eat AI? May 27, 2025

  “Model Context Protocol” brokers peace between old tech and new. It’s a good thing the AI giants are embracing it.

• AI Advice for the Confused CEO May 27, 2025

  The CEO comes into the office and says, “What are we doing about AI?” What’s wrong with this picture? On the podcast, Paul and Rich offer advice to the CEO whose instinct is to ask that very question. How should business leaders be thinking about these technologies? And when it comes to getting AI into your organization, what’s a better question to ask? Plus: A whole lot of snack-chip talk, including a meditation on the humble Dipsy Doodle.

• wittle teensy weensy fingies make all my wectwonic thingies May 24, 2025
• MS Blurred: Microsoft&#8217;s AI Path Gets Slippery May 20, 2025

  Is AI replacing programmers or not? Should coders learn to write poems? What’s really going on?

• Help Wanted: AI-First Companies Need Humans After All May 20, 2025

  Last year, the fintech company Klarna announced they were going AI-first—but now, they’re hiring humans again. Is this a sign that the AI pendulum is swinging back in tech? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich look back at Klarna CEO Sebastian Siemiatkowski’s initial pivot, why that strategy probably didn’t get the job done, and what this move signals for the industry on a whole. <strong><span class="ql-cursor"></span></strong>

• This all feels like watching someone you love (America) suffer from an addiction and watching helple... May 20, 2025

  This all feels like watching someone you love (America) suffer from an addiction and watching helplessly as they spiral into chaos. Except every time you try to get them support or stage an intervention they call in drone strikes on the rehab center.

• hbomax bhomax bmhoax mbhoax hoaxmb they're trying to tell us that megabytes are not real May 14, 2025
• The Funnel of the Future is Upside Down May 13, 2025

  With AI, the SaaS funnel can start with custom product delivery—and then you sell the relationship.

• School’s Out Forever May 13, 2025

  Today’s young people are growing up with generative AI at their fingertips. Should we be worried? On this week’s podcast, Paul (father of 13-year-old twins) and Rich (father of a 12 year old and a 10 year old) discuss the technology world in which their children are coming of age, particularly when it comes to education. If students are bound to turn to these tools no matter the rules, how can we make sure they’re actually learning, rather than just copy/pasting?

• Clarence Thomas ruefully realizing he could have asked for the whole plane. May 12, 2025

  Clarence Thomas ruefully realizing he could have asked for the whole plane.

• I am blessed with a great community of supportive friends who really want me to thrive—until I ask i... May 11, 2025

  I am blessed with a great community of supportive friends who really want me to thrive—until I ask if they want to go with me to see Thrill Kill Kult open for Ministry at the Brooklyn Paramount. Then I suddenly have zero friends.

• I ran into my piano teacher on the street today and he shook my hand and said, “Go practice.” May 11, 2025

  I ran into my piano teacher on the street today and he shook my hand and said, “Go practice.

• The great American story of a torrid romance between a man and a hippie who made her own kombucha it... May 11, 2025

  The great American story of a torrid romance between a man and a hippie who made her own kombucha it’s called Scoby Dick.

• It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago. May 10, 2025

  It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago.

• Carla Hayden deserved better. May 8, 2025

  Carla Hayden deserved better.

• Chicago breaks 2,025-year long losing streak! May 8, 2025

  Chicago breaks 2,025-year long losing streak!

• If they replace teaching with specialized LLMs, and students use ChatGPT to do all their work, you’l... May 8, 2025

  If they replace teaching with specialized LLMs, and students use ChatGPT to do all their work, you’ll be able to get a Ph. D.

• Thank god they’re shutting down all those wasteful, taxpayer-funded leopard-monitoring stations. May 7, 2025

  Thank god they’re shutting down all those wasteful, taxpayer-funded leopard-monitoring stations.

• My wife found this on the beach. May 6, 2025

  My wife found this on the beach.

• Is “Specification Repair” the AI Endgame? May 6, 2025

  Let’s stop trying to make computers human and get back to making them awesome.

• Patrick Austin: AI’s Not There Yet May 6, 2025

  From your inbox to the podcast studio: Paul and Rich are joined by Patrick Lucas Austin, longtime tech journalist and founding editor of IT Brew, to talk about how he views AI in his work covering the enterprise sector. While Paul and Rich consider themselves “AI centrists,” Patrick takes an arguably more critical view of these technologies, and they go back and forth on the capabilities, outputs, ethical concerns, and where they’ll leave users in the coming years.

• If I could go to Montreal on May 29th without creating an international incident I would absolutely ... May 5, 2025

  If I could go to Montreal on May 29th without creating an international incident I would absolutely 1,000% go to this show by the new band Total Fucking Darkness, which is a collaboration by Stephen from Young Galaxy and Torq from Stars. www.

• Instead of waking up every morning and thinking about how it's all going down the tubes, I keep remi... May 4, 2025

  Instead of waking up every morning and thinking about how it&#39;s all going down the tubes, I keep reminding myself: There are many, many people who are keeping their heads down, doing what they can, quietly discharging their responsibilities and avoiding attention. I know some of them.

• There aren’t many words for what is happening to public health in the US. “Uncure” or “unheal” or “d... May 3, 2025

  There aren’t many words for what is happening to public health in the US. “Uncure” or “unheal” or “devaccinate” or “dishealthening”—none of them real.

• is this good when it does this May 1, 2025
• I will never tire of stories of people who were sure they were getting protected but not bound findi... Apr 30, 2025

  I will never tire of stories of people who were sure they were getting protected but not bound finding out they’re bound but not protected.

• It is time to open the strategic doll reserve. Apr 30, 2025

  It is time to open the strategic doll reserve.

• I called an expensive restaurant today, and their hold message announced: “A reservationist will be ... Apr 29, 2025

  I called an expensive restaurant today, and their hold message announced: “A reservationist will be with you shortly.

• A Database Will Never Love You Apr 29, 2025

  <p>Are product managers’ jobs safe in our new AI-development reality? Paul and Rich discuss the news that OpenAI is looking to acquire the coding assistant Windsurf, asking the question: If AI is excellent at coding, why would OpenAI need to integrate a coding assistant into its products? This leads them to the role of humans in AI-aided software development—especially the product manager, and how their skills gathering context and asking the unexpected questions would be impossible for even the most well-trained AI to match. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>

• If you want a little Saturday treat here’s Slayer doing “Silent Scream” in 1988 in NYC while the cro... Apr 26, 2025

  If you want a little Saturday treat here’s Slayer doing “Silent Scream” in 1988 in NYC while the crowd basically riots. youtu.

• I’m an e-bike shitlib but I caucus with the Waymo Democrats. Apr 24, 2025

  I’m an e-bike shitlib but I caucus with the Waymo Democrats.

• Using AI to Redirect Yourself—and Save Money! Apr 22, 2025

  Better behavior, on demand.

• I'm just a small language model, standing in front of a large language model, asking it to quantize ... Apr 22, 2025

  I&#39;m just a small language model, standing in front of a large language model, asking it to quantize me.

• Could We Replace the Pope With AI? (God, No) Apr 22, 2025

  Does AI have a place in religion—or in our moral decision-making more broadly? Recorded shortly after the death of Pope Francis was announced, Paul and Rich reflect on the pontiff’s legacy and then segue to theology and tech, assessing ChatGPT’s output to moral queries “from a Catholic perspective.” Could these tools ever be a substitute for the real (human) thing? Featuring what’s possibly the most upsetting sentence ever uttered on the podcast: “I wanna see Peter Thiel wash some feet.”

• To understand what’s really going on in America right now you only need to talk to a group of plain-... Apr 21, 2025

  To understand what’s really going on in America right now you only need to talk to a group of plain-spoken, hard-working Americans from the south of Canal Street. nymag.

• Somewhere in the multiverse a Time Cop needs to get fired. Apr 21, 2025

  Somewhere in the multiverse a Time Cop needs to get fired.

• Hegseth’s replacement will be a Grok-run account on X called BasedHitlerDotMil420 and will be approv... Apr 21, 2025

  Hegseth’s replacement will be a Grok-run account on X called BasedHitlerDotMil420 and will be approved by Susan Collins “with misgivings. ” It will still leak everything on Signal.

• Was weird driving down 95 from Mass to NYC last week and there were almost no trucks. Apr 21, 2025

  Was weird driving down 95 from Mass to NYC last week and there were almost no trucks.

• Maybe Saturdays should be spent in denial. Apr 19, 2025

  Maybe Saturdays should be spent in denial.

• Will never forget this documentary. Tbh you have to grind through the second half because all hope i... Apr 19, 2025

  Will never forget this documentary. Tbh you have to grind through the second half because all hope is systematically destroyed.

• In full seriousness now is a wonderful time to write a “Why I love my town” essay and put it up here... Apr 18, 2025

  In full seriousness now is a wonderful time to write a “Why I love my town” essay and put it up here and elsewhere. Can’t tell you how much I’m hankering to hear about the good pastors and the food drive and the big singalong.

• I love civic boosters. A friend of mine just told us why New Bedford, Mass, is a truly great city an... Apr 18, 2025

  I love civic boosters. A friend of mine just told us why New Bedford, Mass, is a truly great city and I loved hearing about it (it helped that we were at the Whaling Museum).

• This all kind of ends with a website called YouGenics.gov where you have to send in your spit sample... Apr 17, 2025

  This all kind of ends with a website called YouGenics. gov where you have to send in your spit sample in order to get a PatriotID.

• You can have a little grief for the unfulfilled promise of the nation. As a treat. Apr 15, 2025

  You can have a little grief for the unfulfilled promise of the nation. As a treat.

• The Prophets and the Giants Apr 15, 2025

  Reading between the lines of the AI industry in 2025.

• AI is Part of Your Job Now Apr 15, 2025

  Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke recently told his employees that AI use is now mandatory—and on this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich talk about why they think this is a good directive for every worker. After they discuss the substance of Lütke’s “leaked” memo and contextualize it within the broader industry trends, they count down five concrete tips for anyone who wants to incorporate AI into their work and isn’t sure where to start.

• I save a lot of weird images on my phone, which means that Google randomly alerts me to stuff like t... Apr 13, 2025

  I save a lot of weird images on my phone, which means that Google randomly alerts me to stuff like this, labeled “LOOK BACK IN TIME.

• Whenever I get down about America (a lot) I remember the songs from the videos of SaxBoyBilly18, who... Apr 13, 2025

  Whenever I get down about America (a lot) I remember the songs from the videos of SaxBoyBilly18, who moved home to Pittsburgh to help himself stay sober, and now writes songs that lovingly roast American cities, including this true work of art: www. youtube.

• I just saw a thread where people were arguing over the best way to stop all the infighting. Apr 12, 2025

  I just saw a thread where people were arguing over the best way to stop all the infighting.

• Are we sure she’s coming out of the well? Maybe she’s going back in. Maybe the title should be, “Tru... Apr 9, 2025

  Are we sure she’s coming out of the well? Maybe she’s going back in.

• The Spiders Versus the Web Apr 8, 2025

  AI’s relationship to the web is complicated—but I’m placing a bet on who will win.

• The Big Crash Apr 8, 2025

  As Trump’s tariffs become reality and global markets plummet, Paul and Rich take stock of the situation and ask: How are the founders of an AI startup thinking about the months ahead, and how can AI help businesses weather the storm? Plus: As they look back at the early-2000s dot-com crash, they discuss how tech innovation can blossom in times of economic uncertainty.

• I’m going for “Red Monday.” That’s the color that got us here. Apr 7, 2025

  I’m going for “Red Monday. ” That’s the color that got us here.

• I watched the movie Eighth Grade with my eighth grade daughter and started to tear up a little when ... Apr 5, 2025

  I watched the movie Eighth Grade with my eighth grade daughter and started to tear up a little when the father and daughter connect over the fire pit, and my daughter looked at me and went OH MY GOD ARE YOU HAVING EMOTIONS and laughed at me for the rest of the movie.

• We bought two 4K 65” Samsung TVs for the office @ $600 each. I got them on a Saturday and walked the... Apr 5, 2025

  We bought two 4K 65” Samsung TVs for the office @ $600 each. I got them on a Saturday and walked them to work because [NYC freight elevator bureaucracy redacted].

• It's wild that if we have 18 more days like the last two the entire US market would go poof. We're o... Apr 4, 2025

  It&#39;s wild that if we have 18 more days like the last two the entire US market would go poof. We&#39;re one short European vacation away from the end.

• I know this is cringe…but what if we factored in some other emotions. Apr 4, 2025

  I know this is cringe…but what if we factored in some other emotions.

• Our imaginary Canadian girlfriend dumped us. Apr 3, 2025

  Our imaginary Canadian girlfriend dumped us.

• My son wants to go see the Minecraft movie but I have a block about it. Apr 3, 2025

  My son wants to go see the Minecraft movie but I have a block about it.

• may the memory of the S&P 500 be a blessing Apr 3, 2025
• someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this Apr 3, 2025
• Thank god I bought all those VSTs when I did. Apr 2, 2025

  Thank god I bought all those VSTs when I did.

• The More Things Change Apr 1, 2025

  In tech, the money is in innovation, but the careers are in predictability.

• Kind of fun to watch people gradually run out of reasons to be resentful of Cory Booker. Apr 1, 2025

  Kind of fun to watch people gradually run out of reasons to be resentful of Cory Booker.

• This isn’t even a good insult. Apr 1, 2025

  This isn’t even a good insult.

• Boring is Thrilling Apr 1, 2025

  When Rich asks Paul for a report from the AI-coding trenches, Paul brings news: AI is boring now! And that’s a good thing. As the novelty of the technology wears off and the pace of advancement stabilizes, it’s getting easier and easier to actually get work done. Plus: Paul gets nerdy (well, even nerdier than normal) and walks through the specifics of the data-migration project he’s working on to show how AI’s boring turn is affecting real-word software work.

• Q: What did the Nazi say when he got caught eating all the appetizers? A: “I was only swallowing ho... Mar 31, 2025

  Q: What did the Nazi say when he got caught eating all the appetizers? A: “I was only swallowing hors d&#39;oeuvres!

• Drinking, folding laundry, watching The Gorge. Mar 29, 2025

  Drinking, folding laundry, watching The Gorge.

• One way to educate people about climate change would be to get fitness bros to roleplay as hurricane... Mar 27, 2025

  One way to educate people about climate change would be to get fitness bros to roleplay as hurricanes who are #ClimateMaxxing during their morning routines, soaking up warmer ocean water and using the jet stream to last longer so that they can go from Category Four to #CategorySixPack .

• Argentinian piano teacher: “How’s your back?” Me: “Pretty comfortable actually.” Him: “The Minuet ... Mar 25, 2025

  Argentinian piano teacher: “How’s your back? ” Me: “Pretty comfortable actually.

• Bad Vibes Coding Mar 25, 2025

  You have to choose which steps to skip, and when to slow down.

• If we are living in a simulation then real estate is way too expensive. Mar 25, 2025

  If we are living in a simulation then real estate is way too expensive.

• Prompts, Promptly Mar 25, 2025

  On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich consider the prompt: What it represents within generative AI tools, how they think about it as users, and what it means for Aboard as a product. Is the prompt the end state of engaging with AI, or will the way we interact with these tools continue to evolve?

• Good stuff right here www.wired.com/story/angeli... Mar 25, 2025

  Good stuff right here www. wired.

• Well that’s Monday. Mar 24, 2025

  Well that’s Monday.

• They just DMed Remnick the nuclear codes. Mar 24, 2025

  They just DMed Remnick the nuclear codes.

• NYTimes scrambling to figure out how to write this story without mentioning The Atlantic. Mar 24, 2025

  NYTimes scrambling to figure out how to write this story without mentioning The Atlantic.

• A friend asked me to go to his small, progressive Lutheran Church here in South Brooklyn/Flatbush to... Mar 23, 2025

  A friend asked me to go to his small, progressive Lutheran Church here in South Brooklyn/Flatbush today. (I&#39;m empatheist—an atheist who welcomes your faith.

• According to the Times, if enough Ivy League professors determine that this is a Constitutional cris... Mar 22, 2025

  According to the Times, if enough Ivy League professors determine that this is a Constitutional crisis we can sound the Constitutional crisis horn and Batman-led Constitution Defense Squads can be activated. This is IN the Constitution (in one of the secret amendments).

• I’m sorry @maureenflaherty.bsky.social Mar 20, 2025

  I’m sorry @maureenflaherty. bsky.

• The Zeno Effect Mar 18, 2025

  These good ideas will seem trivial to accomplish using AI—and then you’ll be living through the back half of Goodfellas.

• Kurt Schrader: Shipping AI at Shortcut Mar 18, 2025

  As AI transforms the way engineers build software, how is it changing the software that’s built for engineers? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich welcome Kurt Schrader, the CEO and co-founder of the engineering-management platform Shortcut. Topics discussed include what it’s like to integrate AI into engineering-team workflows, why he thinks AI will actually force the engineering skill bar higher in the future, and building Korey, Shortcut’s forthcoming AI tool.

• Celebrating my heritage today by hating kings. Mar 17, 2025

  Celebrating my heritage today by hating kings.

• I guess they better find a way to arrest and deport the stock market. Mar 13, 2025

  I guess they better find a way to arrest and deport the stock market.

• If you’re at Kraftwerk in Brooklyn tonight say hi. I’m the middle-aged white guy in glasses. Mar 13, 2025

  If you’re at Kraftwerk in Brooklyn tonight say hi. I’m the middle-aged white guy in glasses.

• Accepting All the AI Opinions Mar 11, 2025

  No matter where people are on the spectrum of beliefs, most of them seem to agree: This matters.

• The AI Centrist Mar 11, 2025

  Some people hate AI and think it’ll destroy everything. Others love it and want to press their feet on the AI gas pedal. What happens if you’re stuck in the middle? On this week’s Reqless, Paul lays out his “AI centrist” approach to thinking about these technologies—how to continue to experiment with these tools, while being open to all arguments about them. Plus: Rich sings the praises of everybody’s favorite agrochemical conglomerate, Monsanto (well…not exactly).

• If anyone ever asks you what’s so bad about monarchy just send them this link. music.apple.com/us/st... Mar 10, 2025

  If anyone ever asks you what’s so bad about monarchy just send them this link. music.

• The year is 2027. A mixed group of 300 uniformed “True Blues” meet in Grand Army Plaza on Saturday m... Mar 10, 2025

  The year is 2027. A mixed group of 300 uniformed “True Blues” meet in Grand Army Plaza on Saturday mornings, where they recite the Inclusivity Pledge and march with wooden guns.

• This is really clever. www.dbreunig.com/2025/02/24/b... Mar 7, 2025

  This is really clever. www.

• I oppose the Canschluss. Mar 7, 2025

  I oppose the Canschluss.

• MAGA (Markets Are Getting Annihilated) Mar 6, 2025
• I bought a cheap Kurzweil K2600 off Craigslist four days ago and it absolutely rules but now all I c... Mar 5, 2025

  I bought a cheap Kurzweil K2600 off Craigslist four days ago and it absolutely rules but now all I can think about is the fact that I don’t have the Contemporary and Orchestral ROM sets.

• The $15 Volvo Mar 4, 2025

  The huge challenge in talking about AI that no one is talking about.

• I just had my first ever piano lesson but it was more of a piano diagnosis. Mar 4, 2025

  I just had my first ever piano lesson but it was more of a piano diagnosis.

• It’s the Midas Kakistocracy. Everything they touch turns to shit. Mar 4, 2025

  It’s the Midas Kakistocracy. Everything they touch turns to shit.

• Red as a MAGA hat. Mar 4, 2025

  Red as a MAGA hat.

• Sara Chipps: How AI Changes Coding Mar 4, 2025

  What should developers be doing right now to adapt to AI? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich get an on-the-ground perspective from longtime software engineer Sara Chipps, who’s been going deep with AI-assisted coding tools in recent months. They discuss what AI means for the work of everyone from recent CS grads to senior engineering managers, before they shift topics to Sara’s true passion, using AI to better trade crypto, which leaves Rich uttering the phrase, “What’s the market cap of Fartboy?”

• <cracks knuckles> looks like the Irish are gonna have to save civilization AGAIN Mar 2, 2025
• I’m no longer sure the average American can recite the entire alphabet from memory. Mar 2, 2025

  I’m no longer sure the average American can recite the entire alphabet from memory.

• Maria Bamford once said that she wasn’t depressed, she was paralyzed by hope. Good night everyone! Mar 1, 2025

  Maria Bamford once said that she wasn’t depressed, she was paralyzed by hope. Good night everyone!

• Wild that American Ozempic demand is going to make it easy for Denmark to fund Ukraine. Weekly shots... Mar 1, 2025

  Wild that American Ozempic demand is going to make it easy for Denmark to fund Ukraine. Weekly shots…fired!

• It’s a common mistake but it’s actually Gerry’s Mander. Mar 1, 2025

  It’s a common mistake but it’s actually Gerry’s Mander.

• My god the crazy fools actually went and did it. Mar 1, 2025

  My god the crazy fools actually went and did it.

• An absolute shame. 18F does foundational, scalable, useful work that millions of US citizens ended u... Mar 1, 2025

  An absolute shame. 18F does foundational, scalable, useful work that millions of US citizens ended up using every day.

• Updated Advisory System 🟩 Fiasco 🟦 Travesty 🟨 Debacle 🟧 Disaster 🟥 Tragedy Mar 1, 2025
• Don’t let them distract you. Just keep your focus and avoid the next 47 months of the news. Feb 28, 2025

  Don’t let them distract you. Just keep your focus and avoid the next 47 months of the news.

• So the deal was, we wrecked trust with the EU, which is remilitarizing (and talking about going into... Feb 28, 2025

  So the deal was, we wrecked trust with the EU, which is remilitarizing (and talking about going into Ukraine? ), in exchange for no minerals.

• If they crash the economy they’ll have much less to steal. Feb 28, 2025

  If they crash the economy they’ll have much less to steal.

• Because I take fatherhood seriously I am going to see both Destroyer and Father John Misty tonight, ... Feb 26, 2025

  Because I take fatherhood seriously I am going to see both Destroyer and Father John Misty tonight, and I bet I&#39;m gonna see some microphones that look like this.

• A death cult would at least have cool robes and a goal. Feb 26, 2025

  A death cult would at least have cool robes and a goal.

• A death cult would be an improvement. Feb 26, 2025

  A death cult would be an improvement.

• I swear to god these numpties are like “I want the racism but NOT the destruction of civil society” ... Feb 26, 2025

  I swear to god these numpties are like “I want the racism but NOT the destruction of civil society” and we’ve been telling you that one equals the other for 300 years, I thought you knew that you were voting for MeeMaw to not get oxygen because you couldn’t be that stupid BUT NO.

• Regretting my “Genius of American Democracy” lower back tattoo. Feb 25, 2025

  Regretting my “Genius of American Democracy” lower back tattoo.

• It would cost $35 for Cool Hand Luke to eat 50 eggs today. Feb 25, 2025

  It would cost $35 for Cool Hand Luke to eat 50 eggs today.

• AI Regulation (and Disregulation) Feb 25, 2025

  Is it too late to regulate AI? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich assess what “regulating AI” could even mean, from controlling training data sources to moderating its ability to spread information—and disinformation. They then zero in on the question in the context of the new American administration, and Paul muses about just how long he’d like to hold his breath underwater given the current state of the news. (Five minutes? Ten?)

• I bet you could do some real damage hitting people with an olive branch. Feb 24, 2025

  I bet you could do some real damage hitting people with an olive branch.

• Right as it felt like things couldn’t get any worse my 13-year-old son asked me to order this for hi... Feb 24, 2025

  Right as it felt like things couldn’t get any worse my 13-year-old son asked me to order this for him.

• Finally, Americans will be free of being forced to buy Mercedes and BMW automobiles and can start to... Feb 24, 2025

  Finally, Americans will be free of being forced to buy Mercedes and BMW automobiles and can start to appreciate the simple joys of Russia’s Lada Vesta.

• Leopards now asking doctors for Ozempic to curb the face crave. Feb 22, 2025

  Leopards now asking doctors for Ozempic to curb the face crave.

• Leopards rn Feb 22, 2025
• “Then spake Jeremiah…saying, The LORD sent me to prophesy against this house and against this city a... Feb 22, 2025

  “Then spake Jeremiah…saying, The LORD sent me to prophesy against this house and against this city all the words that ye have heard. Therefore now amend your ways and your doings, and obey the voice of the LORD your God.

• www.eater.com/24364171/ice... Feb 21, 2025

  www. eater.

• Meanwhile WWIII starts when his sons force entry into National Zoo and TikTok themselves assaulting ... Feb 21, 2025

  Meanwhile WWIII starts when his sons force entry into National Zoo and TikTok themselves assaulting the pandas.

• Look this is easy to solve. We build a consensus coalition that includes AOC, Mitt Romney, Tankies, ... Feb 21, 2025

  Look this is easy to solve. We build a consensus coalition that includes AOC, Mitt Romney, Tankies, and Wine Moms.

• I went to the Barnes Foundation gallery in Philly yesterday and I learned something important about ... Feb 21, 2025

  I went to the Barnes Foundation gallery in Philly yesterday and I learned something important about impressionist art: Renoir liked em CHUBBY and RUDDY.

• Just having the best time in Philly with the family talking about the Constitution when we met Dr. P... Feb 20, 2025

  Just having the best time in Philly with the family talking about the Constitution when we met Dr. Pickles.

• Gonna propose a prefix for the absolute least: The hochul. A hochulmeter is the shortest possible di... Feb 20, 2025

  Gonna propose a prefix for the absolute least: The hochul. A hochulmeter is the shortest possible distance.

• Congestion pricing has made NYC much better and losing it will suck. Feb 19, 2025

  Congestion pricing has made NYC much better and losing it will suck.

• Whenever someone on here says “Do Something” I imagine the words being repeated behind them by their... Feb 19, 2025

  Whenever someone on here says “Do Something” I imagine the words being repeated behind them by their emotional support cockatiel.

• Hegel on the Death Star Feb 18, 2025

  I don’t know what the “AI center” looks like, but I hope we eventually can find it.

• Clay Shirky: AI for Higher Education Feb 18, 2025

  How is generative AI transforming the university? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich sit down with someone on the front lines of AI in higher ed: Clay Shirky, a longtime educator and technologist who’s currently the Vice Provost of Educational Technologies at New York University. Clay outlines how the university’s approach to AI has shifted from semester to semester over the past few years, and then digs into the reasons why widespread student adoption of AI is worrying the faculty—and the students themselves.

• “Memory Laws” is a useful concept for this moment. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_... Feb 17, 2025

  “Memory Laws” is a useful concept for this moment. en.

• You just don’t hear as much about the Human Potential Movement these days. Feb 17, 2025

  You just don’t hear as much about the Human Potential Movement these days.

• What the Democrats really need to do is assemble an extra-dimensional retrieval squad to bring back ... Feb 14, 2025

  What the Democrats really need to do is assemble an extra-dimensional retrieval squad to bring back a banished kaiju that they barely psychically control.

• Played DANDELIONS in Boggle and my body turned into pure light. Feb 12, 2025

  Played DANDELIONS in Boggle and my body turned into pure light.

• Who needs Medicaid when you can use your Teslaphone to log into X to have a virtual telehealth visit... Feb 12, 2025

  Who needs Medicaid when you can use your Teslaphone to log into X to have a virtual telehealth visit with Dr. Grok, then hold up your phone so he can guide you in injecting the bleach?

• God Gets Involved Feb 11, 2025

  Notes on the Catholic response to AI.

• The horrible sound you hear is Cthulu chuckling. Feb 11, 2025

  The horrible sound you hear is Cthulu chuckling.

• Waiting for the DOGE Barbarians Feb 11, 2025

  Government by Grok? On this week’s Reqless, Paul opens with a poetry reading (stay with us) and then he and Rich discuss the poem’s relationship to Elon Musk’s DOGE effort, currently ransacking the U.S. Treasury. The DOGE strategy seems to be “destroy without oversight, replace with AI,” which leads to two questions: Could this work? (No.) And if you are going to take a sledgehammer to bureaucracy, is there an ethical way to swing the hammer? (Eh…)

• Pretty cool they released Civ VII right as our old one hit end-of-life. Feb 7, 2025

  Pretty cool they released Civ VII right as our old one hit end-of-life.

• Everything about this is valuable and important. Feb 6, 2025

  Everything about this is valuable and important.

• DeepSeek Threatened With WhaleJail Feb 4, 2025

  AI keeps getting weirder, plus some great bonus links.

• AI as an Accelerant for Good Feb 4, 2025

  How is AI transforming the social sector? Flying solo in the Reqless hosting chair, Paul sits down with Perry Hewitt, Chief Marketing and Product Officer for Data.org, to talk about how AI tools are enhancing the projects they support. Topics discussed include what data collection can entail in the world of global nonprofits, the impact of constraints on technological problem solving, and real examples of how AI is being used right now, from healthcare settings in India to the wildfires in Los Angeles.

• People also ask How big is China than Russia? How big is the whole China? Jan 31, 2025

  People also ask How big is China than Russia? How big is the whole China?

• Pray for him our mayor is very ill…he has corruption. Jan 29, 2025

  Pray for him our mayor is very ill…he has corruption.

• Desperately Seeking DeepSeek Jan 28, 2025

  There goes the economy! Whoops it’s back!

• Don’t Freak About DeepSeek Jan 28, 2025

  As Chinese LLM company DeepSeek makes headlines for wreaking havoc on the stock prices of the American tech sector, Paul and Rich sit down and answer the important questions: What is DeepSeek? Why does Paul feel like it’s Christmas? What does this mean for both AI and the broader industry? What does Rich think Microsoft should do with Three Mile Island now?

• At least Lysenko had a degree. Jan 27, 2025

  At least Lysenko had a degree.

• Use Worse Tools Jan 21, 2025

  I can’t really understand LLMs unless I keep taking steps backwards.

• Brains Are Better Than Butlers Jan 21, 2025

  AI tools are often positioned as agents, assistants, or butlers—but their potential is so much greater than that. On this week’s Reqless, Rich explains to Paul why the “agent” model gets AI all wrong. Plus: A discussion about CTOs, and the spectrum from those who are resisting the change that’s coming to those who are embracing it.

• they are immanentizing the hell out of the eschaton these days Jan 20, 2025
• as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, an... Jan 19, 2025
• I can’t stop thinking about this. Jan 18, 2025

  I can’t stop thinking about this.

• Ankylosaur looking up from chewing on fibrous plants to see a bright comet streaking across the dayt... Jan 18, 2025

  Ankylosaur looking up from chewing on fibrous plants to see a bright comet streaking across the daytime sky: “This is the dumbest timeline.

• Hello and welcome to online. Jan 17, 2025

  Hello and welcome to online.

• Tired: There is another Q train immediately behind this one. Wired: Patience, for what follows is n... Jan 15, 2025

  Tired: There is another Q train immediately behind this one. Wired: Patience, for what follows is not overfleshed.

• Where’s the Dragon? Jan 14, 2025

  I bet you think you know what the dragon is, but you’ll be surprised.

• Not Quite Finishing Apps Jan 14, 2025

  Can you actually build an app with AI right now? Fresh off a holiday break where he attempted to do just that (rather than talking to his family), Paul tells Rich what worked and what didn’t work in his experimentation: Where AI failed, where Paul got impatient, and how that mapped onto human programmers’ strengths and weaknesses. Building an entire app with AI might not be quite there yet—but is it close?

• You don’t have to speak Spanish to understand this portrait of true, eternal love. 💕♥️ Jan 13, 2025

  You don’t have to speak Spanish to understand this portrait of true, eternal love.

• I wonder how long will it be before the NIH is ordered to develop a woke mind vaccine. Jan 13, 2025

  I wonder how long will it be before the NIH is ordered to develop a woke mind vaccine.

• Do I want to give it all up, buy a Kurzweil, and learn V.A.S.T.? Jan 12, 2025

  Do I want to give it all up, buy a Kurzweil, and learn V. A.

• Home Alone 2025 but they forget to bring Kevin during a climate emergency and he has to fight looter... Jan 12, 2025

  Home Alone 2025 but they forget to bring Kevin during a climate emergency and he has to fight looters.

• When the fragmenting, politically collapsing generation ship has to deal with the terrifying remains... Jan 12, 2025

  When the fragmenting, politically collapsing generation ship has to deal with the terrifying remains of the alien supercivilization…that’s kind of my favorite thing.

• I was going to go to the socialist bookstore but I realized I could go to the library instead. Jan 11, 2025

  I was going to go to the socialist bookstore but I realized I could go to the library instead.

• Software Theater Jan 7, 2025

  The secret, as always, is rehearsal.

• We Need More Software Jan 7, 2025

  Does the world actually need more software? In the first Reqless of 2025, Paul and Rich skip the “AI predictions for the coming year” and instead look at the tech landscape for smaller organizations. Do they really have the tools they need to get their work done? Featuring extensive corporate roleplay—including Paul’s very believable turn as a big-firm consultant—and a meditation on New York City’s venerable commercial waste-removal industry.

• I am a man of peace and I do not wish to fight @tcarmody.bsky.social. www.wired.com/story/html-i... Jan 6, 2025

  I am a man of peace and I do not wish to fight @tcarmody. bsky.

• I appreciate the way the mascot looks like an actual hemorrhoid. Jan 5, 2025

  I appreciate the way the mascot looks like an actual hemorrhoid.

• Been messing with building out office workflows with LLMs and tried to simulate a “forensic patholog... Jan 2, 2025

  Been messing with building out office workflows with LLMs and tried to simulate a “forensic pathologist” but told it we found something weird in the cathedral.

• Embarrassing…I keep writing 1.5° global warming on my checks. Jan 2, 2025

  Embarrassing…I keep writing 1. 5° global warming on my checks.

• Someone who is good at the economy please help Richard E. Grant. www.instagram.com/reel/DDhFfbM... Jan 2, 2025

  Someone who is good at the economy please help Richard E. Grant.

• Happy New Years, nerds. Jan 1, 2025

  Happy New Years, nerds.

• My therapist told me the synths and VSTs I've bought represent different aspects of my personality a... Dec 31, 2024

  My therapist told me the synths and VSTs I&#39;ve bought represent different aspects of my personality and family, and that I should learn each one thoroughly and discover what it’s trying to tell me. Which has me thinking I could quit therapy and get a flagship workstation.

• I know we hate AI on here and you're right, Pandora should seal that jar right up, and I'm sure she ... Dec 28, 2024

  I know we hate AI on here and you&#39;re right, Pandora should seal that jar right up, and I&#39;m sure she will one day. But in the meantime I&#39;ve been building a little tool to explore how AI workflows could produce tech specs and I realized you can make a workflow for ANYTHING.

• This question about NYC synth shops from 2022 sweetly devolves/ascends into an old-timers conversati... Dec 28, 2024

  This question about NYC synth shops from 2022 sweetly devolves/ascends into an old-timers conversation about the 90s/2000s club scene and music stores. gearspace.

• My son and I were talking about how each era remakes and remixes the past and produces its own versi... Dec 27, 2024

  My son and I were talking about how each era remakes and remixes the past and produces its own version of culture, and that’s a positive thing, and then he said, “A Skibidi Night’s Dream.

• Getting geared up to come on here and parasocialize. Dec 26, 2024

  Getting geared up to come on here and parasocialize.

• In quiet Christmas moments I’ve been enjoying the utterly unusual software instruments I bought from... Dec 25, 2024

  In quiet Christmas moments I’ve been enjoying the utterly unusual software instruments I bought from www. giorgiosancristoforo.

• Going to bed imagining a Bataille/Dworkin podcast. Dec 22, 2024

  Going to bed imagining a Bataille/Dworkin podcast.

• Plus providing attention for good Internet things is very encouraging to people who make them and ma... Dec 22, 2024

  Plus providing attention for good Internet things is very encouraging to people who make them and makes them want to make more.

• If you take it literally, “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a song about organ donation from the POV of a... Dec 20, 2024

  If you take it literally, “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a song about organ donation from the POV of a ghost.

• There was a project at the Dia in 1997 to poll 500 people to find out what they liked most and least... Dec 20, 2024

  There was a project at the Dia in 1997 to poll 500 people to find out what they liked most and least in music. Then the artists Komar and Melamid, with friendly musical neuroscientist David Sulzer, made the most wanted song and the most unwanted song.

• Patrick Bateman Genesis monologue but unironically. Dec 18, 2024

  Patrick Bateman Genesis monologue but unironically.

• The Eternal Thrift Store Dec 17, 2024

  Like thrift stores, the new AI systems are chaotic, weird—and ultimately human.

• Judging by events, the time police are clearly not sending their best. Dec 17, 2024

  Judging by events, the time police are clearly not sending their best.

• A Year of Chaos Concludes Dec 17, 2024

  Farewell 2024—a boring year in which nothing really happened! On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich reflect on our current moment of widespread instability, from the cultural to the political to the technological, and discuss some of the ways they try to manage it (waffles!) (also building software). And because this is an AI podcast, they look back over a year of rapid change in the space, and make predictions for what’s to come in 2025.

• A thing I now say to my kids is, “Do a teamwork, not a screamwork.” Dec 16, 2024

  A thing I now say to my kids is, “Do a teamwork, not a screamwork.

• Last night I watched The Witch (2015), a thoughtful film about the challenges parents face raising t... Dec 15, 2024

  Last night I watched The Witch (2015), a thoughtful film about the challenges parents face raising teens, with the role of social media played by a goat.

• The NYC high school application process is a bureaucratic disaster but at the same time the unvarnis... Dec 14, 2024

  The NYC high school application process is a bureaucratic disaster but at the same time the unvarnished sincerity of many public school teachers is overwhelming. And I’m sitting on my phone in the HS auditorium where Streisand was in the chorus.

• Employees Don’t Care About AI Dec 10, 2024

  Executives are all-in on AI, but many workers are not: A recent survey of white-collar employees conducted by Slack shows workplace AI adoption has slowed, even stalled, in recent months. On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich explore the various reasons Slack’s respondents gave for their reticence and what they suggest about the current moment in tech. Is the issue the tools? Or is it how they’re being asked to use them—or if they’re being asked to use them at all.

• Not the most important thing at all but it's “person of strong interest,“ not “strong person of inte... Dec 9, 2024

  Not the most important thing at all but it&#39;s “person of strong interest,“ not “strong person of interest.

• Nobody Knows Anything (Still) Dec 3, 2024

  Some thoughts on AI at the end of 2024—and one great link about the beauty of non-AI tech.

• AI Fires Our CEO, Rich Dec 3, 2024

  This week the robots bring the pink slip…for Aboard’s CEO, Rich Ziade! On the latest episode of Reqless, Paul observes that much of Rich’s job at their old agency—listening to the client, reframing their needs, outlining a solution and a path to build it—could now be done, at least in part, by AI. What value can Rich—and other skilled software “translators”—bring to a project in a world of AI-accelerated development?

• The movie “Flow” is nominally about a little black cat surviving and finding friendships with a capy... Dec 1, 2024

  The movie “Flow” is nominally about a little black cat surviving and finding friendships with a capybara and lemur, among others, in a flooded, post-apocalyptic world, but it is also about managing anxiety during crisis by focusing on the community you are in. Also it was made in Blender.

• I know if I buy enough Black Friday sale VST plugins that will defeat fascism, I just wish I knew ho... Nov 30, 2024

  I know if I buy enough Black Friday sale VST plugins that will defeat fascism, I just wish I knew how many.

• What if the Michael Bay Skibidi Toilet movie is good? Nov 27, 2024

  What if the Michael Bay Skibidi Toilet movie is good?

• A Few Quick AI Links Before Thanksgiving Nov 26, 2024

  Teaching robots, brutalist architecture, saving squirrels, and more.

• Career Advice for a UX Researcher Nov 26, 2024

  On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich receive a letter from a <em>different</em> Rich—a UX researcher interested in helping NGOs make the most of new AI tech. What should a UX researcher learn right now so they’re ready for what’s next? They discuss the things AI is particularly good at right now (translating artifacts!), and give concrete suggestions for things a UX researcher—or any technologist—can do to understand the breadth and scope of these tools.

• I see Bluesky not so much as a Twitter replacement and more as a kind of a stepdown facility to less... Nov 24, 2024

  I see Bluesky not so much as a Twitter replacement and more as a kind of a stepdown facility to less computer.

• This joke won’t land for a lot of people but I keep thinking of Musk as “Dilbert Speer.” Nov 22, 2024

  This joke won’t land for a lot of people but I keep thinking of Musk as “Dilbert Speer.

• Unfortunately I figured this out—it’s whoever promises to feed the whole library to Grok. Nov 22, 2024

  Unfortunately I figured this out—it’s whoever promises to feed the whole library to Grok.

• The doorman in this building I’m visiting just pointed to an open elevator and said “You can’t take ... Nov 20, 2024

  The doorman in this building I’m visiting just pointed to an open elevator and said “You can’t take this one, guys, it’s for garbage,” and I had to bite my tongue to not say “au contraire!

• CrazySexyCool is 30. Don’t go chasing waterfalls without proper back support. Nov 19, 2024

  CrazySexyCool is 30. Don’t go chasing waterfalls without proper back support.

• AI Links, Now With Commentary Nov 19, 2024

  AI and the career ladder, big tech’s training data struggles, and more.

• Lets tune out the news and see how it’s going over in the “run AI on the desktop” community. Nov 19, 2024

  Lets tune out the news and see how it’s going over in the “run AI on the desktop” community.

• Things Keep Getting Faster Nov 19, 2024

  AI is on the verge of utterly transforming the software industry, but how quickly will that change come? While Paul has been betting on a shorter timeline, Rich had thought the pace of institutional change would slow things down significantly. But on this week’s Reqless, Rich explains why his thinking has shifted—and how he’s coming around to Paul’s speedier timeline.

• Missed this when it came out—this op-ed from Die Zeit really nailed down the situation in a way that... Nov 18, 2024

  Missed this when it came out—this op-ed from Die Zeit really nailed down the situation in a way that offers a lot of clarity about our options and the way forward.

• People really do believe they have a right to attention. Madness. Nov 16, 2024

  People really do believe they have a right to attention. Madness.

• God I love this movie. (The Little Fugitive [1953]) Nov 16, 2024

  God I love this movie.

• I was on the train and saw more people reading big hardback books than I’ve seen in a long, long tim... Nov 16, 2024

  I was on the train and saw more people reading big hardback books than I’ve seen in a long, long time. I am also reading large books.

• In two years he gets to pick a new Librarian of Congress, a ten-year appointment, and I keep wonderi... Nov 15, 2024

  In two years he gets to pick a new Librarian of Congress, a ten-year appointment, and I keep wondering who it could possibly be.

• the onion acquisition of infowars with the full support of the sandy hook families is such a candle ... Nov 14, 2024
• I'm boxing in media consumption to once or twice a day, which great, but the amount of nightmare stu... Nov 12, 2024

  I&#39;m boxing in media consumption to once or twice a day, which great, but the amount of nightmare stupidity that builds up in an eight hour period is incomprehensible. “It&#39;s called DOGE...

• Crunching the AI Numbers Nov 12, 2024

  The computer gives us information we can process and use—and then we decide what gets written down.

• That was a fun week. Nov 12, 2024

  That was a fun week.

• What’s the Opposite of AI Slop? Nov 12, 2024

  In the wake of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, Paul and Rich look towards the future with an AI lens—especially with the incoming Trump administration unlikely to put any regulatory guardrails on this rapidly evolving technology. What can AI do for people in our deeply fractured state? Are we doomed to poison the information environment forever, or could we use it to start building things that help people make sense of the world?

• felt good Nov 11, 2024
• we had 30 neighbors over for waffles as praxis Nov 10, 2024
• Do you think Hochul will pardon him? Nov 10, 2024

  Do you think Hochul will pardon him?

• I feel like a citizen of SimCity. Nov 9, 2024

  I feel like a citizen of SimCity.

• Trying to get the bots to make a greeting card appropriate for the moment, failing. Nov 8, 2024

  Trying to get the bots to make a greeting card appropriate for the moment, failing.

• What self-help books and videos and essays you all got? Nov 6, 2024

  What self-help books and videos and essays you all got?

• Moonlight in the morning. Nov 5, 2024

  Moonlight in the morning.

• Can AI Save NGOs Tons of Money? Nov 5, 2024

  Non-profits often have tight budgets and specialized needs—and wind up having to pay a whole lot of money for consultants and imperfect, out-of-the-box software solutions. As generative AI promises to drastically reduce the cost of development, how will that affect the non-profit and NGO landscape? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich assess this question, and offer up both immediate and longer-term advice for organizations struggling with software right now.

• No matter where things end up in this mess I support my trans pallies all the way and we will keep f... Nov 4, 2024

  No matter where things end up in this mess I support my trans pallies all the way and we will keep flying the overcomplicated rainbow flag on our porch along with the Christmas lights and the BLM and CEASEFIRE NOW signs, as we start and fund a wine mom militia. But I think she’ll win.

• @wireddotcom.bsky.social has been doing great work all election. Nov 4, 2024

  @wireddotcom. bsky.

• My brain is pudding and I know nothing but when I read the pollsters explaining their methods they s... Nov 3, 2024

  My brain is pudding and I know nothing but when I read the pollsters explaining their methods they sound like software engineers explaining why we have to port everything to a new functional declarative framework (again) while Selzer sounds like a C programmer saying “for loops are fine.

• proud of my spouse @maureenflaherty.bsky.social who went to PA (my home state!) on a bus and canvass... Nov 2, 2024

  proud of my spouse @maureenflaherty. bsky.

• Which will be longer? Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday? Nov 2, 2024

  Which will be longer? Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday?

• We have a “teens welcome” sign up at our Trick or Treat station and when they identify themselves as... Oct 31, 2024

  We have a “teens welcome” sign up at our Trick or Treat station and when they identify themselves as teens we pull out the Fun Dip and they lose their minds.

• All my beloved comfort follows are starting to show brainmelt, not because of anything changing but ... Oct 31, 2024

  All my beloved comfort follows are starting to show brainmelt, not because of anything changing but because the sheer cognitive friction of trying to parse thousands of simultaneous contradictions turns their respective skulls into one of those laser furnaces that simulates the core of the sun.

• what was the point of watching all those wwii documentaries if not for this moment Oct 30, 2024
• A Comforting Software Mess Oct 29, 2024

  Claude’s new “computer use” feature is reassuringly janky—you can see all the pieces clanking noisily along.

• Robots Take Over, Get Regulated Oct 29, 2024

  The Biden administration recently put out their first-ever National Security Memorandum on Artificial Intelligence, so on this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich unpack the memo and discuss what it might mean for the U.S. government’s future attitudes towards AI. Plus: They talk about recent developments with Anthropic’s Claude that allow you to control all the computers in the world.

• Oof. 200k subs is shocking. They lost the subs/renewals money and now have to find it again, through... Oct 28, 2024

  Oof. 200k subs is shocking.

• Tomorrow morning I am going to vote against the fascism. Oct 27, 2024

  Tomorrow morning I am going to vote against the fascism.

• For Halloween I’m going to glue a box plot to my head and tell people I’m the margin of TERROR. Oct 26, 2024

  For Halloween I’m going to glue a box plot to my head and tell people I’m the margin of TERROR.

• Going Monday AM first thing w @maureenflaherty.bsky.social Oct 26, 2024

  Going Monday AM first thing w @maureenflaherty. bsky.

• LA Times and WashPo folks resigning, women talking about their abortions, Republicans endorsing Harr... Oct 25, 2024

  LA Times and WashPo folks resigning, women talking about their abortions, Republicans endorsing Harris—these people are immensely brave even though they will only be punished for it. The big picture is bleak, but we&#39;re seeing people do their vulnerable best in response to the world at its worst.

• My hopium tolerance is increasing. Just to get from dinner to bedtime I need to huff enough to fill ... Oct 25, 2024

  My hopium tolerance is increasing. Just to get from dinner to bedtime I need to huff enough to fill an airship.

• A militia…but chill…a chillitia. Oct 23, 2024

  A militia…but chill…a chillitia.

• Three Quick, Useful AI Links Oct 22, 2024

  An AI tutorial from Ethan Mollick, a helpful tool from Google, and more.

• Explaining AI with Josh Tyrangiel Oct 22, 2024

  How has public perception of AI changed over the past two years? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich welcome on writer and editor Josh Tyrangiel, who’s been the <em>Washington Post</em>’s “AI tourist” columnist since early 2023. They discuss what he’s encountered in various industries experimenting with AI, and the overall sentiments he’s observed as ordinary people grapple with this technology. Plus: He discusses his recent collaboration with Oprah Winfrey on an AI special for ABC News—and the remarkable lettuce she served him for lunch.

• I just want to vote so bad. Oct 18, 2024

  I just want to vote so bad.

• Help preserve the last publisher in the world! www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... Oct 18, 2024

  Help preserve the last publisher in the world! www.

• Building Is Better Than Chatting Oct 15, 2024

  GenAI works best when you can combine its outputs with problem-solving code.

• Once a month we have folks over for waffles. The last one was a birthday party. We turned it into a ... Oct 15, 2024

  Once a month we have folks over for waffles. The last one was a birthday party.

• Exploring Anti-AI Thinking Oct 15, 2024

  Reqless tends to take a measured yet optimistic stance on AI, but a lot of people out there hate it—for reasons including the environmental impact, the dubious origins of LLM training data, and, of course, the looming threat of AGI, A.K.A. our future robot overlords. On this week’s episode, Paul and Rich discuss some of those critiques, as well as zoom out to look at the longer arc of the technology industry and its impact on the world, asking the question, “In five years, is the world in a better or a worse place because of AI?”

• My internals are also causing a lot of concern. Oct 9, 2024

  My internals are also causing a lot of concern.

• The pigeon is driving the bus. Oct 9, 2024

  The pigeon is driving the bus.

• Four Terror-Free Ways to Talk About AI Oct 8, 2024

  New technologies are hard for humans to grasp in the best of times, and the tail of 2024 is not the best of times.

• Still rough around the edges but we added climate risk data directly to our general purpose data man... Oct 8, 2024

  Still rough around the edges but we added climate risk data directly to our general purpose data management tool. aboard.

• A New AI Acronym Oct 8, 2024

  You’re a business stakeholder trying to evaluate AI tools for your organization. How should you assess them—and how should you measure the value of their outputs? On this week’s Reqless, Paul pitches Rich an acronym for this very task: TRACE. Transparent, Repeatable, Actionable, Clear, Efficient. How can these metrics help someone understand these tools before letting them into their org, and help them calculate the potential return on investment? Plus: Paul and Rich discuss a recent interview with MIT economist Daron Acemoglu on just how many jobs he’s calculated will be eliminated by AI in the next decade.

• Let’s not elect someone who wants to institute a policy of denaturalization when we should be workin... Oct 5, 2024

  Let’s not elect someone who wants to institute a policy of denaturalization when we should be working together towards a culture of bignaturalsization.

• My media consumption oscillates between the same utterly toxic, upsetting madness we're all consumin... Oct 4, 2024

  My media consumption oscillates between the same utterly toxic, upsetting madness we&#39;re all consuming, then directly over to nerdy synth and DIY stuff on YouTube, and I worry my grip is slipping.

• I can usually grind through it no matter how deadly but I just tapped out. This is just bad TV. Oct 1, 2024

  I can usually grind through it no matter how deadly but I just tapped out. This is just bad TV.

• Introducing Aboard Climate (Beta) Oct 1, 2024

  A new climate-change integration—plus other exciting updates about where we’re headed in the coming months.

• Introducing Aboard Climate Oct 1, 2024

  These days, it can take longer to plan the software launch party than to spin up the software itself—which is exactly what happened with Aboard Climate, a new integration Paul, Rich, and the Aboard team debuted last week. Hangovers nursed and moderately rested, Paul and Rich discuss the event and the feature itself—which lets you incorporate real-time data from the climate-change literacy organization Probable Futures directly in Aboard—before talking about how the building process reflects today’s rapidly shifting landscape of software development.

• My business partner is Lebanese and we work with many people in Beirut. There are lots of ways to gi... Sep 30, 2024

  My business partner is Lebanese and we work with many people in Beirut. There are lots of ways to give, but one I am excited to see as a fan of mutual aid is the Beirut Synth Center—which has transformed into an emergency mutual aid center.

• This is just good website: restofworld.org/series/digit... Sep 30, 2024

  This is just good website: restofworld. org/series/digit...

• how can we prevent the woke mind virus if we can't use vaccines Sep 27, 2024
• this broke my parser Sep 24, 2024
• A Case for Growth Sep 24, 2024

  Does AI mean the end of software development jobs—or is this the start of a brand-new boom? Tech industry narratives are painting a gloomy future for coders, but on this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich take the opposite tack. AI will shift who has access to software creation and the way things get built—so how should technologists position themselves for the coming decade?

• Having adolescent twins during this moment in history and trying to figure out what to tell them, ho... Sep 23, 2024

  Having adolescent twins during this moment in history and trying to figure out what to tell them, how to help them be resilient, and how to prepare them for what’s coming is a…(long breath with eyes closed)…confusing challenge that I will undertake with hope, each day.

• Woke up and found that yesterday’s dolls have a bunch of new friends this morning! Wow! Sep 22, 2024

  Woke up and found that yesterday’s dolls have a bunch of new friends this morning! Wow!

• Check out this other cool doll head my wife found on the beach. Sep 21, 2024

  Check out this other cool doll head my wife found on the beach.

• My wife found this on the beach. Sep 21, 2024

  My wife found this on the beach.

• Hedging Our Bets Sep 17, 2024

  How much change will AI bring to the software industry? We see a wide range of outcomes.

• They’re Killing SaaS? Sep 17, 2024

  Is the SaaS era coming to an end? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich discuss recent comments from Klarna CEO Sebastian Siemiatkowski, who says that generative AI has allowed them to build internal tools that let them dispose of products like Salesforce and Workday. With the cost of building software on the brink of dropping precipitously, what does that mean for the SaaS giants going forward?

• I am trying to understand harmony and had the robot make me a directed graph of many common chord pr... Sep 13, 2024

  I am trying to understand harmony and had the robot make me a directed graph of many common chord progressions. It&#39;s wild.

• AV nerds: I want to buy a sound system for mini-conferences to be held in an office. Audiences in t... Sep 12, 2024

  AV nerds: I want to buy a sound system for mini-conferences to be held in an office. Audiences in the 75-200 person range.

• The New Code Curriculum Sep 10, 2024

  If AI is about to fundamentally change software development, what should current students be learning about code? On this week’s Reqless, Paul anoints Rich as head of a fictional programming department and asks him to lay out his syllabus—before hijacking the exercise and laying out his own syllabus. You need just enough knowledge to really use these tools to program, so what exactly should students learn?

• How to Skip the Boring Bits of Coding Sep 3, 2024

  Finishing your weird little projects with AI programming tools.

• To my fellow NYC data+climate nerds: Would love to see you at this event in NYC late September! lu.m... Sep 3, 2024

  To my fellow NYC data+climate nerds: Would love to see you at this event in NYC late September! lu.

• Are Developer Jobs Safe? Sep 3, 2024

  Generative AI is already revolutionizing software development—so how long are developers’ jobs safe? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich use a recent post on the subject by Amazon CEO Andy Jassy to discuss the future of coders: What these tools will mean for organizations large and small; how new development paradigms will imperil the big consulting firms; and what advice they have for a junior developer looking at the next few decades of their career.

• Everyone is like AI can't make art but it can sure as hell take that idea for a little MIDI sequence... Aug 31, 2024

  Everyone is like AI can&#39;t make art but it can sure as hell take that idea for a little MIDI sequencer based on nested lists and help you get the Python done in like an hour with comments + tests, then translate that to C++ so you can start to build a VCV Rack plugin, for about 70 cents in API fees.

• What We’ve Learned Building Climate Tools Aug 27, 2024

  Our future is going to involve spiky, unpredictable changes that could cut us off from our software.

• A kid told me that when you hold hands with someone with fingers flat that’s “pancaking” and not ver... Aug 27, 2024

  A kid told me that when you hold hands with someone with fingers flat that’s “pancaking” and not very serious, but when you lock fingers that’s “waffling,” and way more serious. Has anyone else ever heard this lore?

• trying to imagine something worse than seeing oasis in boston Aug 27, 2024
• AI Meets Marketing with Noah Brier Aug 27, 2024

  How is AI changing the marketing industry? This week Paul and Rich welcome Noah Brier, a marketer and startup founder who’s excited about the ways AI could be used to solve the industry’s problems. Topics discussed include his early interest and adoption of generative AI tools, the types of problems his marketing clients are trying to tackle with AI, and why the tech industry seems to be missing the true potential of AI in its messaging.

• What if the special guest is Jesus Aug 22, 2024
• Where are we at on this. Aug 22, 2024

  Where are we at on this.

• Kill Boredom with Robots Aug 20, 2024

  The function of AI is not simply to generate stuff, but to make things more fun—and more useful.

• Asking a Squirrel to Explain Politics Aug 20, 2024

  By emphasizing the chatbot use case, are we missing the real communication powers of generative AI? On this week’s Reqless, Paul describes his recent journey to understand the 900-page, far-right master plan that is Project 2025—which he fed into ChatGPT and then asked for its contents to be summarized by “​a ​really ​cheerful, ​optimistic ​squirrel.” With the power to instantly change voice and tone—for humor, to accommodate different reading levels, to speak with different dialects, etc.—is AI’s future role a sort of universal information translator?

• Every four years I promise myself not to get in the bag for this stuff but then I’m streaming the DN... Aug 19, 2024

  Every four years I promise myself not to get in the bag for this stuff but then I’m streaming the DNC on the bus home and thinking, “Oh hell yeah, rules committee needs to pass a motion, let’s go, also this Mickey Guyton song should be played at baseball games.

• I promise myself I’m not going to think about politics for one day and then my brain goes “Beyoncé a... Aug 18, 2024

  I promise myself I’m not going to think about politics for one day and then my brain goes “Beyoncé and Taylor Swift duet on Blackbird at the DNC then Paul McCartney joins for the final verse” and I hate myself for even being able to think thoughts like that.

• This is such next level fundraising. It’s just a whole other world. The subject line is “A giant bag... Aug 16, 2024

  This is such next level fundraising. It’s just a whole other world.

• The Infinite Command Line Aug 13, 2024

  What would the world look like if there were dozens of AI-ish things happening at once?

• Why Facebook Gives AI Away Aug 13, 2024

  Are Meta’s ideas about AI the future of the technology? In the wake of the recent tech stock slump and with questions about newer AI companies’ true value, Paul and Rich look at Meta’s Llama and how the company is positioning its model in the broader AI landscape. Plus: They assess the recent decision in <em>United States v. Google LLC</em>—aka the Google antitrust case—and see if there are any real takeaways to be gleaned before what promises to be a lengthy appeals process.

• Crashes Can Be Motivating Aug 6, 2024

  In tech downturns, there’s a thrill in seeing what people build with less.

• Will AI Take Your Job? Aug 6, 2024

  It’s easy to make blanket claims about “AI taking jobs”—but what does AI mean for specific industries in the near-term? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich run through five careers (musician, advertiser, teacher, therapist, and consultant) and assess the ways AI might—and might not—change work. Plus: Paul describes himself as the “slightly grumpy girlfriend” as he and Rich reminisce about going to see beloved indie band Low together.

• Why So Bad, AI Ads? Jul 30, 2024

  AI marketing should show enhancement, not replacement.

• Will AI Change Spreadsheets? Jul 30, 2024

  On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich look at how AI might affect the dominant way people organize data today: The spreadsheet. With its low barrier to entry and ability for users of all sorts to hack together solutions, does the humble spreadsheet leave any room for an AI transformation—and does it even need one? Plus: Fresh off a trip to San Francisco, Paul reports back on our driverless car future.

• AI and the Legal Industry Jul 23, 2024

  On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich look at how AI is going to transform a very special industry filled with the nicest people: The law. After laying out the specific areas of the legal profession that are ripe for AI transformation, they assess a few current startups and their application frameworks (e.g., document review, research, contracts), and propose a new segment for each industry-specific podcast: “Will AI take your job?”

• Introducing Reqless Jul 16, 2024

  We keep coming back to one big question: What does AI mean for the software industry? Our new podcast tries to answer it.

• Reqless and Step Skipping Jul 16, 2024

  Introducing Reqless—the new podcast from Aboard about how AI is changing software. In this episode, your hosts Paul Ford and Rich Ziade explain why this podcast exists, and talk about how AI is enabling everyone to start skipping steps—and why overall, you should embrace this, not fear it. (Although a little healthy fear never hurt anyone.)

• In Defense of Corporate Cocktails Jul 9, 2024

  It’s just really nice to talk about something besides politics for a couple hours.

• Time for a Change Jul 9, 2024

  <p>A one-minute episode—we’re taking a very short summer break! But expect some big changes when we return…</p><p><u>Transcript</u></p><p><strong>Paul Ford</strong>: Hi, I'm Paul Ford, the co-founder of Aboard.</p><p><strong>Rich Ziade:</strong> And I'm Rich Ziade, the other co-founder of Aboard.</p><p><strong>Paul</strong>: And you're listening to the Aboard Po—oh, wait a minute. Oh, wow. Okay, wait. I think we're gonna rename this thing.</p><p><strong>Rich</strong>: Yeah? </p><p><strong>Paul</strong>: Yeah, it's time. We've received some high-level branding advice, and it is time for us to get out there and kinda own what we've been talking about, Richard. Let me tell you what we talk about. You know what we talk about?</p><p><strong>Rich</strong>: What?</p><p><strong>Paul</strong>: The incredibly rapid change that artificial intelligence technologies are bringing to the software industry. And sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, sometimes it's ridiculous. Often it's ridiculous. </p><p><strong>Rich</strong>: Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. </p><p><strong>Paul</strong>: And we keep dancing around it, saying, we're this or we're that. But damn it, I think that's what we are. I think that's what we're doing for the next X months or years or decades.</p><p><strong>Rich</strong>: Great. Tune in next week. It'll be a new name. It'll show up in your same feed so you don't have to do anything. And it's fun. We still want to, like, share our ideas, thoughts, feedback to the world that is useful outside of our product.</p><p><strong>Paul</strong>: God help anybody trying to keep us on-script.</p><p><strong>Rich</strong>: Yeah. So world's shortest podcast this week. Have a lovely week, and we'll see you next week with a brand-new name and maybe a brand-new haircut.</p><p><strong>Paul</strong>: I could use one.</p><p><strong>Rich</strong>: All right, have a great week.</p><p><strong>Paul</strong>: Bye!</p>

• To settle my brain I've been writing little easy-to-memorize iambic trimeter ABAB poems that contain... Jul 6, 2024

  To settle my brain I&#39;ve been writing little easy-to-memorize iambic trimeter ABAB poems that contain essential lore, to print in case the Internet goes out. If I get enough of them I&#39;ll share them!

• AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE Jun 29, 2024
• Man this feels exactly like being in the waiting room as a family member goes in for surgery. Jun 27, 2024

  Man this feels exactly like being in the waiting room as a family member goes in for surgery.

• No newsletter has a better subject line style than IT Brew. Jun 26, 2024

  No newsletter has a better subject line style than IT Brew.

• Cutting-Edge Research Roundup Jun 25, 2024

  Perusing the academic repository Arxiv.org to look for the future of AI.

• Who Actually Needs AI? Jun 25, 2024

  Your boss walks in and says, “What are we doing about AI?” How do you respond? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich break down the problem with the question itself, and the way AI is being offered as an imprecise, ineffective solution to solve business’s structural problems. Who actually needs AI—and how do you figure out the best way to use it?

• It’s wild that these are my choices. Jun 24, 2024

  It’s wild that these are my choices.

• I had the robots tell me how a circuit makes a sine wave from the point of view of a band of happy-g... Jun 20, 2024

  I had the robots tell me how a circuit makes a sine wave from the point of view of a band of happy-go-lucky electrons.

• The Dangers of Metaphors in Tech Jun 18, 2024

  Why do we try to explain tech concepts and processes with metaphors—and why do we choose the metaphors we use? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich get philosophical, kicking off the conversation with an article about how the human is <em>not</em> like a computer, and travel through the history of personal computing to our present AI moment. Plus: How exactly should you handle the idealists in your organization?

• Quite a Freudian typo on the checkout at the big and tall man store. Jun 16, 2024

  Quite a Freudian typo on the checkout at the big and tall man store.

• They were printing this cat. Jun 15, 2024

  They were printing this cat.

• A Hug from Godzilla Jun 11, 2024

  Apple’s AI moves resurface a surprisingly old debate.

• My decades-long tendency to save weird Internet cruft plus Google’s desire to show me old photos wit... Jun 11, 2024

  My decades-long tendency to save weird Internet cruft plus Google’s desire to show me old photos with context creates some of the best content in my life.

• Deciding What to Build Next Jun 11, 2024

  You’ve just shipped your latest release. Once you finish celebrating, how do you decide what to build next? Paul taps Rich, in his role as Aboard CEO, to set a course on a hypothetical product roadmap: Does he prioritize an enterprise-specific feature, another that might bump up broader user engagement, or the thing the boss tossed out because he had a vague hunch? Plus: Why is some industry-specific software beautiful, while other industries are left with clunky, uninspired “bureaucracy in software”?

• ma'am www.instagram.com/reel/C7zs8-Z... Jun 9, 2024

  ma&#39;am www. instagram.

• Fields of Dreams Jun 4, 2024

  Four new field types will give your cards ridiculous levels of pure raw card power.

• Rhetoric, Cringe, and Stock Disasters Jun 4, 2024

  On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich offer up some quick hits—and sample, in Rich’s words, “a buffet of technology news.” First, rhetoric: Specifically, the rhetorical pretzels of Nick Clegg, President for Global Affairs at Meta Platforms, who Paul and Rich saw speak at the EmTech Digital Conference. Next, cringe: Canva’s corporate rap that went viral recently, drawing (uncomplimentary) comparisons to HBO’s <em>Silicon Valley</em> or <em>Succession</em>’s “L to the OG.” And finally, stock disasters: On Salesforce’s steep downturn after posting weak profits, and whether that says anything about the market’s broader opinions on AI.

• My LinkedIn account is finally old enough to legally develop a dangerous alcohol dependency. Jun 3, 2024

  My LinkedIn account is finally old enough to legally develop a dangerous alcohol dependency.

• I guess getting Queen Bee means you have an ovipositor that lays word-eggs. May 30, 2024

  I guess getting Queen Bee means you have an ovipositor that lays word-eggs.

• Workshopping new cow jokes at dinner tonight. What does a cow like to listen to? (Wait for them to... May 29, 2024

  Workshopping new cow jokes at dinner tonight. What does a cow like to listen to?

• The other day I described a pointless meeting as “a real time toilet” and it instantly went into the... May 28, 2024

  The other day I described a pointless meeting as “a real time toilet” and it instantly went into the phrase book.

• Take Your Data Anywhere May 28, 2024

  Introducing…drum roll…export-to-CSV!

• AI Is Scaffolding May 28, 2024

  Does the real promise of generative AI lie in the chatbot? Paul and Rich don’t think so. Building off a post by tech entrepreneur Dustin Moskovitz on “scaffolded AI,” they discuss extreme visions of our AI future and position themselves in the center—where tools work <em>with </em>the user, rather than attempt to replace them.

• Aboard and the Zombie Apocalypse May 21, 2024

  Helping small groups of people communicate more effectively—and take action more decisively.

• How Real Is Low Code? May 21, 2024

  There are a huge number of low-code tools out there—but is “low code” a meaningful term? Paul and Rich discuss the promise versus the reality of low code, what most businesses really need from software, and the other descriptors they’d use if tasked with a low-code rebrand.

• “On October 18, 1972, Tom Zahuranec invited the radio audience down to the KPFA Music Office to comm... May 18, 2024

  “On October 18, 1972, Tom Zahuranec invited the radio audience down to the KPFA Music Office to communicate mentally with a philodendron which was wired with liquid electrodes feeding impulses into a Buchla synthesizer. “ archive.

• Every time I see the word “Connections,” I think about how editor of the most important American ne... May 18, 2024

  Every time I see the word “Connections,” I think about how editor of the most important American newspaper said that he might consider hiring journalists who went to state schools instead of Ivy-League schools in order to cut down on the woke.

• Unlocking Key Fields May 14, 2024

  Keep the most important bits of data on top.

• still writin' dammit www.wired.com/story/genera... May 14, 2024

  still writin&#39; dammit www. wired.

• Bringing More Chaos to the Enterprise May 14, 2024

  What does “risk-taking” really mean in business—and how can embracing some level of chaos help foster success? Paul and Rich make the case for unpredictability, talking about everything from New York City’s Diamond District to the relatively short runway when running an agency to Rich’s management style. (Hint: It involves repeatedly hitting a metaphorical gong.)

• The coworking space has Middlemarch. May 10, 2024

  The coworking space has Middlemarch.

• Crush fetishists having a really difficult time of it online today. May 8, 2024

  Crush fetishists having a really difficult time of it online today.

• I spend a lot of evenings looking for where my Weltanschauung went wrong and I think the biggie is t... May 7, 2024

  I spend a lot of evenings looking for where my Weltanschauung went wrong and I think the biggie is that I really believed increased velocity of communication would lead to net global increase in creative empathy. Mainline protestantism.

• The Space Between Platforms May 7, 2024

  You’ve got one software system that doesn’t play nicely with your other software system—so surely the answer is a <em>third</em> software system to link them together, right? And how about adding a fourth, maybe even a fifth? Paul and Rich discuss the challenging gaps between the platforms people use to manage their businesses: How hard it can be to truly identify problems while you’re trying to grow, and how technology consultants tend to recommend shorter-term solutions that only make things more complicated—and more expensive.

• Economy going through it right now. May 6, 2024

  Economy going through it right now.

• Growing 10x Is the Wrong Idea Apr 30, 2024

  How do you bring in ten times as many new users every day? That’s not the question you should actually be asking. Paul and Rich discuss the tech world’s faulty success metrics, the perpetual struggle of onboarding, and the importance of humility when listening to and communicating with your users.

• Can cats still have a little salami as a treat? Apr 25, 2024

  Can cats still have a little salami as a treat?

• At the Peabody museum for the first time since I was ten. I missed this guy. Apr 24, 2024

  At the Peabody museum for the first time since I was ten. I missed this guy.

• Software Can Be Temporary Apr 23, 2024

  The superpower of programming is hacking crap together really fast to see what breaks.

• When Giants Want to Befriend You Apr 23, 2024

  If a huge company wants to “partner” with your small business, can that ever be a fair partnership? Paul describes a recent mentorship dilemma to Rich, and they discuss the dynamics that make the position of the smaller player in that scenario so challenging. Plus: Musings on public-spectacle trials past and present, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, and the existential dread prompted by even the most innocent Slack notifications.

• This rules. Apr 19, 2024

  This rules. Aboard: an AI-Powered Kanban Board App to Organize Bookmarks and Projects Download SaneBox to let AI organise your email inbox (+$25 credit) https://sanebox.

• I launched a PaaS (Pirates as a Service) and immediately achieved ARR. Apr 18, 2024

  I launched a PaaS (Pirates as a Service) and immediately achieved ARR.

• Learning in Little Steps Apr 16, 2024

  Thinking about Aboard&#8217;s AI capabilities like a scientific middle-schooler, by balancing knowledge and practice.

• Using AI Respectfully Apr 16, 2024

  From copyright violations to environmental concerns to the looming threat of the singularity, AI is a hot-button topic these days. Paul and Rich talk through many facets of this conversation, and discuss how they think about the AI components of Aboard. Plus: A little roleplay in which we learn that Paul thinks Aboard is an earnest mid-century cartoon character.

• Aboard Goes AI Apr 11, 2024

  Most weeks, the Aboard Podcast is only <em>sponsored</em> by Aboard—but this week, Paul and Rich celebrate Aboard’s relaunch by devoting the whole episode to their shiny new AI-powered product! After they take a (technical <em>and</em> non-technical) look at exactly what’s going on under the hood, they discuss the ways Aboard uses AI to help humans, not supplant them.

• Aboard Is Brighter, Shinier, AI-Powered, and Much More Useful Apr 9, 2024

  Almost everyone needs to manage data, but few people want to define how data should work.

• Podcast Coming Soon Apr 9, 2024

  Just a quick update today, because....WE'RE LAUNCHING A SHINY NEW VERSION OF ABOARD!!! Paul and Rich will be back on Thursday with a full episode (which, as you can imagine, will be about the shiny new version of Aboard). In the meantime, check out all our changes—open up the app or visit Aboard.com!

• Happy Participatory Budgeting Week to all who celebrate! council.nyc.gov/pb/ Apr 8, 2024

  Happy Participatory Budgeting Week to all who celebrate! council.

• Tori Amos viral marketing is out of control. Apr 5, 2024

  Tori Amos viral marketing is out of control.

• Hanging Out in the Software Hallway Apr 2, 2024

  On the liminal space between current and new versions.

• Er. Mah. Gerd. Apr 2, 2024

  Er. Mah.

• Stop Wrestling With Giants Apr 2, 2024

  This past week, the big news in the design software world was Canva’s acquisition of Affinity, and Paul and Rich kick off the episode by asking, “Is this a failure on Adobe’s part?” But of course Adobe remains a massively profitable company—so what drives the impulse to frame a giant tech company’s misses as overarching “failures”? As they mull over various motivations, they discuss how to reframe success on your own terms, outside the simple metrics of competition or industry trends.

• She's an Oberlin student who “has some concerns.” He's a Stanford guy who's “just asking questions.”... Mar 27, 2024

  She&#39;s an Oberlin student who “has some concerns. ” He&#39;s a Stanford guy who&#39;s “just asking questions.

• Defining “Success” On Your Own Terms Mar 26, 2024

  You are probably not a hugely powerful and dominant silverback technology gorilla.

• Planning Through the Vibe Shift Mar 26, 2024

  Can we all agree that the vibes are off? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich dig into our broader societal malaise (the effects of the pandemic; our phones as an endless portal to misery) and discuss how business leaders can combat these feelings. Plus: Some early analysis of the DOJ’s antitrust case against Apple, and a story about a Formula 1 team using a single Excel spreadsheet for…everything.

• In Software, Slow Is Exciting Mar 19, 2024

  Things that are fast to build tend to be disposable—it’s the complex stuff that has the most impact.

• What the TikTok Ban Means to Tech at Large Mar 19, 2024

  Algorithmically innovative? An important tool for connection? A grave national security threat? Paul and Rich discuss the recent bipartisan vote in the U.S. House of Representatives to ban TikTok—and whatever you think of the platform itself, they argue that the move says something significant about the American government’s relationship with big tech.

• when the copyright hits Mar 14, 2024
• Exciting Product, Boring Business Mar 12, 2024

  How do you build a company that has an exciting product—but has nice, boring, stable qualities, too? Paul and Rich tackle this question from a variety of angles, from tax strategy to the value of marketing to treating the user like a spouse who might cheat on you if you stop putting any effort into the marriage. (And yes, don’t worry: There is also a fair bit of synth talk. And synth noises!)

• Support these new media things! Subscribe! www.theguardian.com/media/2024/m... Mar 6, 2024

  Support these new media things! Subscribe!

• Beeps of Yore Mar 5, 2024

  Learning from messy tech pasts via the history of the synthesizer industry.

• Help the people out (esp. if you live in Brooklyn). Mar 5, 2024

  Help the people out (esp. if you live in Brooklyn).

• Hard AI Choices Mar 5, 2024

  Will generative AI give us the answer or lead us to the answer—or is that the wrong question entirely? Paul and Rich assess the promise of AI through a lens of lightly skeptical optimism, trying to sort out hype from reality and figure out how exactly these tools might be embedded in everyones’ lives someday.

• ONE JOB Mar 4, 2024
• My daughter is bullying her twin brother by listing the qualities of their star sign and saying that... Mar 2, 2024

  My daughter is bullying her twin brother by listing the qualities of their star sign and saying that he doesn’t live up to them while she does, and I am going to have a thrombosis.

• The Eternal Dream of Instant Software Feb 27, 2024

  Why does it always end up so complicated?

• Demolishing the Global Town Square Feb 27, 2024

  As the last decade’s big social media platforms crumble, Paul and Rich reflect on the (false) promise of the “global town square,” and the suggestion that putting millions of people in a giant room together could be productive in any way. If the era of building software to facilitate networked connections is truly on the way out, does AI promise a return to an earlier, utility-based era of technology?

• Baby I just went to the state store, come on over and I’ll outen the lights so we can try out my new... Feb 23, 2024

  Baby I just went to the state store, come on over and I’ll outen the lights so we can try out my new candle.

• Is the Web Dying? (No.) Feb 20, 2024

  It may be a huge messy database, but it’s our huge messy database.

• Learning From People We Hate Feb 20, 2024

  When Paul suggests recording a podcast about public figures they admire, Rich has a counter-offer—why not talk about people they hate instead? But this particular exercise has a catch: They can only discuss things they admire or feel they can learn from said figures, a very tricky exercise with certain politicians! A countdown of five business and political leaders that some large number of people hate—plus listen to the very end to hear exactly how Paul compares himself to Taylor Swift.

• Help this lady out, she's trying to help recent migrants get basic needs met and would like to talk ... Feb 19, 2024

  Help this lady out, she&#39;s trying to help recent migrants get basic needs met and would like to talk to people who&#39;ve done the work elsewhere if possible.

• Feeling scoot, might delete later. Feb 13, 2024

  Feeling scoot, might delete later.

• We’re Killing Chat and It’s Your Fault Feb 13, 2024

  You can’t tell people what to want. They will tell you what they want.

• Paul Breaks His Foot and Observes Enterprise Healthcare Software Feb 13, 2024

  When Paul injures himself and is advised by his wife, Rich, and ChatGPT (seriously) to seek emergency medical attention, he goes to the urgent care and marvels at their utterly Byzantine technological set-up, from parallel, disconnected patient portals to being handed a literal CD-ROM with his X-rays. What can we learn from systems built for the captive user—and how does that apply to enterprise software more broadly?

• Me: Hey History! I donated to a lot of causes, I hope you don’t judge me too harshly! History: Cool... Feb 12, 2024

  Me: Hey History! I donated to a lot of causes, I hope you don’t judge me too harshly!

• anyone need invite codes? just to feel that connection? Feb 8, 2024

  anyone need invite codes? just to feel that connection?

• A child told me that they’d learned Google was releasing a new product like YouTube Shorts called Go... Feb 7, 2024

  A child told me that they’d learned Google was releasing a new product like YouTube Shorts called Google HaHas, and I’m wondering how the kid rumor mill works now.

• Accepting AI’s Weirdness Feb 6, 2024

  You just have to acknowledge that the intern is extremely high.

• Learning piano means I hear something and go “that sounds nice, I wonder how hard it would be if…” o... Feb 6, 2024

  Learning piano means I hear something and go “that sounds nice, I wonder how hard it would be if…” only to be repeatedly met with yet another document demonstrating unbelievable levels of Romantic perversion.

• It’s finally September on here! Feb 6, 2024

  It’s finally September on here!

• Selling Software Like Tote Bags Feb 6, 2024

  What makes a person pay $120 for a tote bag—or fall in love with your software? Paul and Rich use a recent article about a TikTok influencer’s pricey (and popular!) tote bag to discuss our relationships with the things we buy, from unboxing videos (“commerce translated into emotional satisfaction”) to technologists’ largely incorrect assumption that adding one more feature will fundamentally change the way users feel about their product.

• Admin at the coworking space told me I was “one of very few smilers” working there, purest form of v... Feb 1, 2024

  Admin at the coworking space told me I was “one of very few smilers” working there, purest form of validation. Not just nice, nicer.

• Craft as an Antidote to Crisis Jan 30, 2024

  Paul tries to talk about his current obsession—synthesizers—on a hardware and software level, but Rich turns the tables to talk about Paul’s obsession itself. After Rich repeatedly asks Paul, “What are you doing?” they discuss the appeal of minimally online hobbies (and, by extension, software) in an extremely online world.

• What Makes Software Resilient? Jan 23, 2024

  A rundown of resilience indicators, from trustworthiness to scale.

• Controlled Chaos Jan 23, 2024

  Men will literally record a podcast about their anxiety rather than go to therapy. How do you run a business when the world is on fire in so many ways? Paul and Rich talk about the state of things—including whether their perceptions of said things are even accurate—and how they should work, what to consider as they grow their company, and when to turn off. Gotta keep going.

• Checking out some Schubert, still new to this song cycle, but nice to hear a song about a guy buildi... Jan 16, 2024

  Checking out some Schubert, still new to this song cycle, but nice to hear a song about a guy building a healthy relationship with a friendly brook.

• Wow totally forgot there are Olympics this year. Jan 16, 2024

  Wow totally forgot there are Olympics this year.

• Bless This Mess Jan 16, 2024

  Our friends find themselves in a new, corporate co-working space, determining that this, finally, is the thing that will push their digital product over the edge. Then, in a typically wide-reaching (cough) conversation, Rich and Paul discuss the current status of free speech discourse, in the context of the drama around Substack, and—well, as Rich puts it—“Who the hell asked technologists to be the arbiters of free speech?” Paul confesses that he dislikes mess, which would deeply shock anyone who saw his office desk.

• Just from this headline I learned something new about Bloomberg readers: That they want to help Ecua... Jan 14, 2024

  Just from this headline I learned something new about Bloomberg readers: That they want to help Ecuador.

• Know Your Competition! Jan 9, 2024

  There’s always another alligator pit.

• Intelligence, Artificial and Otherwise Jan 9, 2024

  Rich and Paul ring in 2024 assessing the biggest technological development of last year, this year, and possibly many future years to come: Generative AI. Why did AI truly find a mainstream foothold in 2023—and how is the space going to evolve in the coming months? Plus: They engage in some (corporate) roleplay, and get really into character.

• At least the face-eating leopards won't go hungry. Jan 8, 2024

  At least the face-eating leopards won&#39;t go hungry.

• Let’s Be Less Confused About AI Together Jan 2, 2024

  My goal is simply to understand what the hell is happening with these nerds.

• Happy New Years despite all the mess. Jan 1, 2024

  Happy New Years despite all the mess.

• Went to the bar with a pal and three hammered Nepalese dudes cornered us and made us watch tradition... Dec 30, 2023

  Went to the bar with a pal and three hammered Nepalese dudes cornered us and made us watch traditional dances on YouTube and talked about how much they miss their horses (bringing up photos), and I now feel that 2024 holds promise despite it all.

• I wonder if this works. Dec 28, 2023

  I wonder if this works.

• Merry Christmas doofuses. Dec 25, 2023

  Merry Christmas doofuses.

• Our Promise: We Won’t Try to Empower You Dec 19, 2023

  On learning to help users be whatever they want—and get out of the way.

• Startup Year in Review Dec 19, 2023

  Rich and Paul talk about their willingness to be humiliated in a corporate context. It sounds just a little like they crave it. Especially Paul. Which is weird but whatever. Then they talk about how you can't automate relationships—how you can't remove interaction from the loop. They discuss what they learned this year, and what they hope to learn next year.

• Don’t Let the Robots Get You Down Dec 12, 2023

  Will AI replace us? The human connection is still in the work itself.

• “But That&apos;s Another Podcast” Dec 12, 2023

  Our friend Jim Nielsen cataloged all the podcasts we didn't record, so Paul and Rich doubled down and recorded five new podcasts in a hurry. The end result is exactly what you would expect. YouTube edition features extra-ridiculous stock imagery.

• In Praise of Inauthenticity Dec 5, 2023

  Everyone tries to get authentic too fast. Can’t we build the relationship first?

• The View From the Top of the Funnel Dec 5, 2023

  Now longer than three minutes! (Sorry, tech glitch.) Rich and Paul talk about that most evergreen and thrilling of subjects—the marketing funnel! How it starts, where it goes, what makes it better or worse, and the great and deep importance of onboarding in this world.

• The Web Is a Sticky Pickle Nov 28, 2023

  Paul and Rich explore the web as a platform for everyone's data, leading to a shocking number of digressions into the class structure inherent in Android and iOS, how Google manages data, and old naked nudes. As noted at the beginning of the video, this one doesn't feature their little heads. They're going back to basics. This one does include so, so much AI and stock imagery though. It's hallucinatory. Enjoy!

• Me: who are you texting with Daughter: the short kid chat Nov 25, 2023
• An OpenAI and Shut Case Nov 21, 2023

  With Sam Altman fired from OpenAI, there was so much drama in tech that it was impossible not to discuss it. With no secret insight but remarkable aplomb, Paul and Rich dive deep on the passionate subject of corporate governance, and try to understand just what the hell is going on.

• I never imagined there would be a contender to replace Paul Horn playing improvised solo flute insid... Nov 17, 2023

  I never imagined there would be a contender to replace Paul Horn playing improvised solo flute inside the Great Pyramid of Giza as my most essential improvised ambient flute album. youtu.

• Sweep Your Tabs Away! Nov 14, 2023

  Introducing Tab Sweep, a ridiculously easy way to manage your tabs.

• Old Skills Never Die Nov 14, 2023

  Has Angular gone the way of the automat? Paul and Rich discuss how hard it is to give up on a programming language that's fallen out of fashion—especially when it's as much a part of your identity as your day-to-day work. Plus: An ode to bananas, nature's perfect creation.

• Asking ChatGPT about piano fingering brings up a content policy warning. It’s wild that it can be th... Nov 11, 2023

  Asking ChatGPT about piano fingering brings up a content policy warning. It’s wild that it can be this smart and this dumb.

• That little guy who said “I have spoken” in the Mandalorian, I liked that guy. Nov 9, 2023

  That little guy who said “I have spoken” in the Mandalorian, I liked that guy.

• Ways of Seeing Nov 7, 2023

  How to use Kanban view, and other data-visualizing methods.

• AI vs. the Feds Nov 7, 2023

  Paul gives Rich an overview of where AI is these days, from Biden's regulations to Chinese lovelorn bot mistresses. It's an interesting, messy moment as global legislation starts to take shape, new features drop daily, and the world is left to figure it all out. Meanwhile, the podcast's slow journey towards AV quality continues.

• Getting to Know Aboard, Video Edition Oct 31, 2023

  Showing off our key features in a brisk seven minutes.

• How Not to Get Sued Oct 31, 2023

  Paul and Rich take on an evergreen: How not to get sued! NOT LEGAL ADVICE. But what are the obvious steps that you can take when you start a business in order to avoid getting sued? Includes a massive bait-and-switch, plus some really fun insurance thoughts. NOT LEGAL ADVICE.

• Meet the Aboard Podcast! Oct 24, 2023

  Please add it to the other 10,000 podcasts you keep meaning to listen to.

• ChatGPT and We Oct 24, 2023

  Rich and Paul struggle with video technology as they seek to jam the podcast into YouTube, but limp across the line with a whole podcast. Briefly digressing and explaining themselves, they proceed to discuss AI, namely sexy robots (they're against), using a complicated metaphor involving WordPerfect 5.1—definitely something Gen Z will connect with—and what's good about ChatGPT. Rich closes it by predicting an almost inevitable nightmare scenario where giant AI platform companies will use their advantages to destroy society without even trying. Listen to find out how! Good times! Brought to you by Aboard.

• Install the Aboard Extension for Safari Oct 12, 2023

  Once it’s installed, it works just like you’d expect: Click, and links turn into cards.

• Smash That Subscribe Button Oct 10, 2023

  Launching our YouTube channel with a snazzy intro video.

• I've been asking the AIs to help me come up with mnemonics and so far my favorite is, for Keynesian ... Oct 6, 2023

  I&#39;ve been asking the AIs to help me come up with mnemonics and so far my favorite is, for Keynesian Economics Principles (Consumption, Investment, Government Spending, Net Exports): &quot;Can I Get Nachos?

• 2023-10-04. Bon Voyage Oct 5, 2023

  Join our journey as our sponsor swallows us whole! This podcast has now morphed into the Aboard Podcast. Rich and Paul will uphold the same spirit and will be entering the YouTube realm – catch the hosts' faces and join the adventure! Sign up, reach out, and get on mobile to be part of <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• What About Pricing? Oct 3, 2023

  Let’s be honest about software in 2023: Coupons.

• 2023-10-03. AI Checkin Oct 3, 2023

  Rich and Paul checkin on AI! They discuss the sweet spot where AI excels in streamlining tasks but falls short in capturing the intention and meaning woven into human expression. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>, it uses amazing AI technology to tame the web’s wildest data, clean up your tabs, and help you get things done fast—solo or with others.

• 2023-09-28. Amazon Antitrust Sep 28, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul unravel the legal battles around Amazon's market dominance. Discover how its built in tactics affect small sellers, reshape prices, and redefine the game, leaving us all pondering who truly controls the online marketplace. This podcast episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Nouns! Sep 26, 2023

  This week we rolled out…places! Starting with Lodging (hotels).

• 2023-09-26. Turnarounds Sep 26, 2023

  Join our latest episode where Rich and Paul uncover the secrets of remarkable company turnarounds! Discover how visionary leadership and unwavering brand commitment transformed struggling businesses into industry titans. Speaking of pivots... check out our sponsor for this podcast - <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-09-21. Onboarding Sep 21, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul delve into the importance of onboarding to learn the skills of the app, and turn the users to regular users. This podcast episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Right-Clicking—Sometimes the Answer! Sep 19, 2023

  An end run around cut-and-paste to make things go faster for you—and lets us make better-looking cards.

• Nyt crossword expects me to know so much about spas Sep 19, 2023
• 2023-09-19. Websites Sep 19, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul solve it - they solved websites! They discuss whether or not your business needs a website, and offer advice on what platforms to use. This podcast episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-09-14. Office 365 Sep 14, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul discuss the importance of having a physical space for startups. As it enhances your representation in front of big companies and also helps foster stronger relationships and collaborative learning. This podcast episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• You Should Never Feel Good About Statistics Sep 12, 2023

  In a good analytics meeting, there can be absolutely no good news.

• 2023-09-12. Antitrust Sep 12, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul explore how dominant platforms maintain their edge. Uncovering the ecosystem strategies and the ongoing battles to stay competitive in a fast-paced world. This podcast episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Idea I just had, free to all: Picture of a crowd and a multiple choice poll to name the band that's ... Sep 11, 2023

  Idea I just had, free to all: Picture of a crowd and a multiple choice poll to name the band that&#39;s playing in front of them.

• I think a lot about the unofficial laws and rights of NYC. The most sacred right here is the right o... Sep 10, 2023

  I think a lot about the unofficial laws and rights of NYC. The most sacred right here is the right of a cop to park.

• 2023-09-07. Triple Play Sep 7, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul delve into the different aspects of a software company- and yes it is more than a code! They discuss how a lot of sales and marketing has gone into growing well established softwares that we see today. This podcast episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• I think sometimes about how ancient Greeks were hanging out and one of them was doing a Roman impres... Sep 5, 2023

  I think sometimes about how ancient Greeks were hanging out and one of them was doing a Roman impression and goes, “Bar bar! Bar bar, bar?

• There Are Many More of You Than Before, Welcome! Sep 5, 2023

  Over the weekend the number of Aboard users crossed the threshold from hundreds into thousands.

• 2023-09-05. Personal Brands Are Dead Sep 5, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss how everyone wants to build their own thing, but then the time comes where they have to let their personal brand die. Building a personal brand is a one lane business, making it hard to scale without creating a business entity. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• I can't find words to express how great this is www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d8X... Sep 4, 2023

  I can&#39;t find words to express how great this is www. youtube.

• Does anyone else have any mounjaro hobbies? I’m finding that many of my semaglutide friends have dou... Sep 4, 2023

  Does anyone else have any mounjaro hobbies? I’m finding that many of my semaglutide friends have doubled down on an obsessive thing in their life.

• 2023-08-31. Postlaunch Aug 31, 2023

  Once you launch you lose control. So, you spent your days trying to get everything right, and then when you launch you figure out that no one cares - which is why launch is very anticlimactic. Our advice? Lean into the ambiguity, lean into growth, listen to the feedback and be flexible-- only then would you figure out what business you're truly in. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Aboard is out of closed beta and is now open beta! Sign up if you love organizing things and links i... Aug 30, 2023

  Aboard is out of closed beta and is now open beta! Sign up if you love organizing things and links into pretty cards with friends or solo.

• I enjoy doing the NYT crossword but the little piano riff it plays on completion debases me. Aug 30, 2023

  I enjoy doing the NYT crossword but the little piano riff it plays on completion debases me.

• We Launched! Aug 29, 2023

  Off we go, to help as many people as we can.

• 2023-08-29. A Very Soft Launch Aug 29, 2023

  Rich and Paul have launched their product! - quietly though... In this episode Rich and Paul discuss, the meaning of launch and the fact that it's just the beginning-- that there is no finality to it. Check out the launch of <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-08-24. Against Solutions Aug 24, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss how softwares usually promise to be a solution, some sort of pain relief. However, that isn't realistic the promise of being a solution is too good to be true. Which is why we built Aboard, and it is not a solution, however it is malleable enough to be a solution. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-08-22. Culture as a Feature Aug 22, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss how new tech like Threads offers humans a fresh start. However, human beings fundamentally don't want to change, and we run into issues because we don't move as fast as our technology does - however we know of a fast growing yet intuitive technology - our sponsor <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Buying things on Etsy: “Thank you for this order. God willing, my bursitis allows me to make it to c... Aug 17, 2023

  Buying things on Etsy: “Thank you for this order. God willing, my bursitis allows me to make it to curb within this fortnight, to flag the postal-carrier or his mule.

• Buying things on Craigslist, 15 minutes before meetup time: “I am actually in Portugal.” Aug 17, 2023

  Buying things on Craigslist, 15 minutes before meetup time: “I am actually in Portugal.

• 2023-08-17. Vaudeville Gang Gang Aug 17, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss whether the internet is actually elevating people's lives. They discuss the good and the bad, but all in all the internet is making us more informed it's just what we choose to do with that information that counts. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a> (where you can save all your mug collections too).

• 2023-08-15. Little firings everywhere Aug 15, 2023

  In this episode, Rich and Paul delve into the topic of firing people from the perspective of the employer. And offer advice on how to ensure that relationships within the organization remain profitable to the organization. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-08-10. Cardsorters Aug 10, 2023

  The simplest form of communication is sending links. Rich and Paul delve into the two kinds of people: Link Droppers and Card-Sorters, and the dynamic between the two. That's why they created a simple tool called Aboard that allows the co-existence of both - it is more organized for the Card-Sorters and it is easier for the Link Droppers. So whichever one you are, check out Aboard - it's for you. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-08-07. Shameless Aug 8, 2023

  Rich and Paul delve into the topic of success, and how the path to success includes a lot of failures along the way. To the extent that an important characteristic of the really successful people is being -- shameless. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Rock will float if you pray hard enough. Whole point of the Bible. Aug 5, 2023

  Rock will float if you pray hard enough. Whole point of the Bible.

• 2023-08-03. Superconducting Aug 3, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss superconductors! This groundbreaking technology is finally becoming a reality, with the potential to benefit both the common good and economic prosperity. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-08-01. World News Tonight Aug 1, 2023

  In this episode, Rich and Paul discuss global warming and the chaos that it would cause. As the world grapples with the impacts of climate change, building resilience becomes essential to cope with the challenges ahead. We created a <a href="https://app.aboard.com/boards/1nNhHfRaKpZzufJzYCemyn?view=ungrouped&cs=m" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">board</a> that aims to bring order to this chaos, fostering collaboration and solutions for a sustainable future. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-07-27. Hard Product Decisions Jul 27, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul discuss the empowering feature of softwares that help you get things done. They argue that complexity in software is unnecessary and that negating friction in the tools fosters productivity. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• 2023-06-25. Resilience Jul 25, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss the classic startup dream of world-changing impact. But in today's unpredictable landscape, the real key is resilience. To develop a software that fosters collaborative communities that revolve around trust. This podcast is sponsored by Aboard.

• At Bloomberg Open Source Is More Than A Buzzword: We Do It Every Day Jul 24, 2023
• A Conversation with Paul Ford, Web Editor of Harper's Magazine Jul 21, 2023
• A Conversation with Paul Ford, the Now-Former Web Editor of Harper's Magazine Jul 21, 2023
• Postlight CEO Paul Ford on Writing, Experimenting and Running A Company Jul 21, 2023
• Thanks For Everything, Bing | On the Media Jul 21, 2023
• Whose Internet Ethics? | On the Media Jul 21, 2023
• Beautiful Jul 21, 2023
• Unscroll: An Approach to Making New Things from Old Things Jul 21, 2023
• That Was A Hit?!? : Grab Bag Edition Jul 21, 2023
• Behind the Code Curtain | On the Media Jul 21, 2023
• Podcast: Paul Ford on the intersection of blockchain and journalism Jul 21, 2023
• Facebook versus the Epiphanator | On the Media Jul 21, 2023
• Thanks for Everything, Bing | On the Media Jul 21, 2023
• Healthcare dot UGH | On the Media Jul 21, 2023
• What Can We Learn From Ashley Madison? | On the Media Jul 21, 2023
• Parents And New Music: Thoughts From John Schaefer, a.k.a. Dad Jul 21, 2023
• How Technology Becomes Creepy Jul 20, 2023
• Risks vs. Rules: Why It's Important to Differentiate Jul 20, 2023
• Inside the World of Web Standards Jul 20, 2023
• Version Control: Is There a Better Way to Manage Change? Jul 20, 2023
• Breaking Up is Hard to Do Jul 20, 2023
• Can You Ship It? The Game of Product Management Jul 20, 2023
• Upgrade: A How-To for Digital Transformation Jul 20, 2023
• A Talk about Public Speaking Jul 20, 2023
• No Agenda Jul 20, 2023
• Venturing Into America’s Prison Problem: A Conversation with Chris Redlitz Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation about Shipping Software Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation about Digital Security Jul 20, 2023
• Building a Digital-first Foundation Jul 20, 2023
• Fighting the Hype in Technology Jul 20, 2023
• A Community of Developers Jul 20, 2023
• Going Off Script Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation with Matt Lieber Jul 20, 2023
• Defining Product Management Jul 20, 2023
• Are Smart Homes the New HVAC? Jul 20, 2023
• Computing is Everywhere: Bret Victor and Dynamicland Jul 20, 2023
• Is Your Religion Art or Technology? Jul 20, 2023
• Kill 'Em All: What's Coming for Giant Platforms Jul 20, 2023
• Making Sense of Capitalism and Ethics with Christian Madsbjerg Jul 20, 2023
• Earnestness on the Blockchain: Manoush Zomorodi and Zig Zag Jul 20, 2023
• The Evolution of Software Jul 20, 2023
• More Than Type and Color: Talking to Robyn Kanner Jul 20, 2023
• When Great Experience Design Gets Penalized Jul 20, 2023
• The Innovator’s Dilemma Jul 20, 2023
• Getting Creative with Marketing: Rick Webb on the Agency World Jul 20, 2023
• Bad Blood: Megalomania in Silicon Valley Jul 20, 2023
• Can Design Be Open Source?: A Conversation with Dylan Field about Figma Jul 20, 2023
• Is Amazon Good for Society? Because It's Coming for New York Jul 20, 2023
• Small Gestures, Extraordinary Impacts: A Conversation With Allan Chochinov Jul 20, 2023
• Meeting the First Promise Jul 20, 2023
• Managing at My Worst and at My Best: Paul and Rich On Decision Making as a Leader Jul 20, 2023
• Learning to Code to Understand Technology Jul 20, 2023
• Communications Decency: On Facebook and Twitter...Again Jul 20, 2023
• How It's Made: 300 Episodes of the Postlight Podcast! Jul 20, 2023
• Lessons We’ve Learned Over the Years Jul 20, 2023
• Tech History: Who Really Made The Internet? Jul 20, 2023
• Screen Time and Me Time: Let's Talk About Platform Obsessions Jul 20, 2023
• A Good Omelet: 2017 in Review Jul 20, 2023
• The Hidden Giants of the Internet Jul 20, 2023
• The Three-second Rule: How to Destroy Your LinkedIn Profile Jul 20, 2023
• Going Off Script: A Conversation on SDKs Jul 20, 2023
• Anil Dash: From Entrepreneur to Activist Jul 20, 2023
• Layers of Dirt: Paul and Rich on Backlog-Driven Development Jul 20, 2023
• Analog Books in a Digital Age Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation with VICE News Jul 20, 2023
• Not Safe For Work Jul 20, 2023
• Make HTML Great Again Jul 20, 2023
• Content and Discontent Jul 20, 2023
• Pay to Win: Paul, Rich and Jeremy Mack on the World of Video Games Jul 20, 2023
• Resilience and Probability: With Tim Meaney on Change Post-COVID Jul 20, 2023
• Friendly Competition: With Robots & Pencils’ Tracey Zimmerman Jul 20, 2023
• Assume Positive Intent: With Postlight's Michael Shane Jul 20, 2023
• The Elephant In the Room Jul 20, 2023
• Who’s Gonna Drive You Home? Jul 20, 2023
• Engineering on Stage Jul 20, 2023
• You Don't Release Software, You Let It Escape: Paul and Rich on Shipping Jul 20, 2023
• Profitable Online Media Jul 20, 2023
• Rational Geographic Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation about Virtual Reality Jul 20, 2023
• Be the Thing You Wish You Had: With Bloom Works’ Lauren Lockwood & Emily Wright-Moore Jul 20, 2023
• Our Credible Journey: On Joining NTT DATA Jul 20, 2023
• A Chat with the Founders of Clover Jul 20, 2023
• How to Build the Ideal Tech-Media Conglomerate Jul 20, 2023
• Q&A & Mission Statements Jul 20, 2023
• Found in Translation Jul 20, 2023
• Brightcove, Big City: A Conversation about Video Jul 20, 2023
• Postlight Podcast Jul 20, 2023
• A Look at Emergency Alerts Jul 20, 2023
• Bringing Military Veterans to Tech Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation about Amazon and Whole Foods Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation with Matt Haughey Jul 20, 2023
• The Nature of Time and the Terrors of Productivity Jul 20, 2023
• Track Changes Q&A Jul 20, 2023
• A Decade of Life in the Shadow of the iPhone Jul 20, 2023
• A Little Chat about Terrible Failure Jul 20, 2023
• Meet our New Podcast: Track Changes Jul 20, 2023
• A Company to Kickstart Your Dreams Jul 20, 2023
• Helping NYC Public Schools Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation about Magic and Loss Jul 20, 2023
• In Studio with Jeffrey Zeldman Jul 20, 2023
• A Chat about Yahoo Jul 20, 2023
• Plucky Approaches to Human Resources Jul 20, 2023
• Postlight Is Three Jul 20, 2023
• Medium in the Middle Jul 20, 2023
• Breaker, breaker! On Starting a Podcasting Platform Jul 20, 2023
• Staying on Topic Jul 20, 2023
• Explaining the Whole Ad Stack Jul 20, 2023
• From Subtraction to Adobe Jul 20, 2023
• Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs. Rich Jul 20, 2023
• Life in Code: Programmer and Author Ellen Ullman Jul 20, 2023
• The Social Dynamics of Legacy Systems Jul 20, 2023
• Sic Transit Gloria: Tech and Transportation Jul 20, 2023
• Helping Millions of Programmers Jul 20, 2023
• How to Shut Down a Digital Product Jul 20, 2023
• Good Problems to Have Jul 20, 2023
• “Oh, Just Innovation Things”: A Chat with Michael Shane Jul 20, 2023
• Internationally Relating Jul 20, 2023
• A Conversation About New York 2140 Jul 20, 2023
• Scaling Design Jul 20, 2023
• “Weapons of Math Destruction” Jul 20, 2023
• Introducing Postlight Mercury—An Easy, Free AMP Converter Jul 20, 2023
• “The Other Side of Fate”: A Chat with Rex Sorgatz Jul 20, 2023
• Product Management — and Pivoting Jul 20, 2023
• Explaining All of Your Choices Jul 20, 2023
• Theory and Practice: Tech at the ACLU Jul 20, 2023
• Can We Understand Coders?: A Conversation with Technology Writer Clive Thompson Jul 20, 2023
• The children pronounce STFU “stufoo,” and when I growled at them to shut it, just said, “You KNOW wh... Jul 19, 2023

  The children pronounce STFU “stufoo,” and when I growled at them to shut it, just said, “You KNOW what that MEANS????

• A Little Thing on Value Jul 18, 2023

  How long does it take for someone to find utility with our software?

• 2026-07-18. Everyone&apos;s An Expert Jul 18, 2023

  Vaccines, submarines ... everyone seems to be an expert. In this episode Rich and Paul discuss how everyone seems to become an expert on various subjects in today's world. They discuss how the truth ultimately surfaces, but humanity often lags behind. Reflecting on the impact of social media and the democratization of knowledge, they examine the challenges we face in staying informed and the consequences of misinformation. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jul 17, 2023
• Everything Got Better Jul 11, 2023

  The Aboard extension, Kanban view, zoom in and out on card size, and more.

• I like having slightly different personae on all the different Twitters. It makes it even more ridic... Jul 11, 2023

  I like having slightly different personae on all the different Twitters. It makes it even more ridiculous.

• 2023-07-07. Ready for a Rainy Day Jul 11, 2023

  Humans are bad at future investments. Our mentality of not fixing things unless they're broken has led us too far off when it comes to the impending doom of climate change. In this episode Rich and Paul delve into the human psyche and our biggest obstacle to change? Our adaptability skills. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jul 10, 2023
• A good friend of mine confessed he has been mispronouncing the word “birds” to annoy his family. I a... Jul 10, 2023

  A good friend of mine confessed he has been mispronouncing the word “birds” to annoy his family. I asked him how long he&#39;s being doing it and he said, ”At least ten years.

• I'm thinking of buying a ton of water purifiers and rain barrels and becoming the neighborhood water... Jul 7, 2023

  I&#39;m thinking of buying a ton of water purifiers and rain barrels and becoming the neighborhood water guy. For when it happens.

• 2023-07-06. YouTube Goes Dogme 95 Jul 6, 2023

  <p>In this episode, Rich and Paul discuss how working in the media shapes our perspective on human nature. They delve into artists' take on media and compare true artists who express themselves authentically, regardless of audience preferences, to those who create content solely to cater to the constraints of the platform or audience. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jul 5, 2023
• Baby wake up new conscious uncoupling dropped https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/05/nyregion/de-blasio-... Jul 5, 2023

  Baby wake up new conscious uncoupling dropped https://www. nytimes.

• Ducks &amp; Decks Jul 4, 2023

  “This is different than what they said they were going to launch a year ago.”

• Thinking about her https://youtu.be/nRNcRZGC_TE Jul 2, 2023

  Thinking about her https://youtu.

• Self reposts work, essential narcissist infrastructure. Jul 1, 2023

  Self reposts work, essential narcissist infrastructure.

• What Is Code? If You Don't Know, You Need to Read This Jun 29, 2023
• 2023-06-29. Getting Ready for AI in 2036 Jun 29, 2023

  <p>In this captivating episode Rich and Paul venture into the year 2036, a world where advanced AI has seemingly replaced humans, leading to a thought-provoking exploration of the endless possibilities. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jun 28, 2023
• You all like Baby Yoda and the Mandalorian well what if I told you about another very special baby w... Jun 27, 2023

  You all like Baby Yoda and the Mandalorian well what if I told you about another very special baby who grew up to become…the Sandalorian.

• Happy Eid Al Adha + July 4th! Jun 27, 2023

  We’re doing a ton of work to take things away and simplify the product.

• 2023-06-26. Zuckermuskagon Jun 27, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss the Musks and the Zucherburgs of the world. People have shifted their focus from the thing to themselves. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jun 26, 2023
• Holds up 15 years later https://youtu.be/mHXBL6bzAR4 Jun 23, 2023

  Holds up 15 years later https://youtu.

• An extremely hot couple was walking in front of me and the dude was saying something about his ex-gi... Jun 23, 2023

  An extremely hot couple was walking in front of me and the dude was saying something about his ex-girlfriend and the woman said, “You don’t have to lie to me baby, you know I don’t believe you anyway,” and then she took his hand and walked him down Newkirk Ave, and I have never felt more AMATEUR.

• 2023-06-22. Vaccines vs. Boredom Jun 22, 2023

  Free speech is very important. The drawback? Those who are best at manipulation end up winning in the battle of ideas. This is what happened during the pandemic, where the misinformation about vaccines turned lethal. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jun 21, 2023
• Cards Get Smarter Jun 20, 2023

  You can now add images and PDFs to cards.

• 2023-06-20. The Beast of Our Problems Jun 20, 2023

  Rich and Paul dive into Mr. Beast's YouTube philosophy, that focuses more on growth rather than content. And the importance of one translating their funds into acts of kindness. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jun 19, 2023
• you guys like to party Jun 18, 2023
• Sometimes I get fed up with how self-absorbed NYC can be but then I remember how absolutely random B... Jun 16, 2023

  Sometimes I get fed up with how self-absorbed NYC can be but then I remember how absolutely random Brooklyn is and feel a fundamental happiness.

• Do we share things we write on here? I mean sure why not. https://www.wired.com/story/my-fathers-dea... Jun 15, 2023

  Do we share things we write on here? I mean sure why not.

• 2023-06-15. Mod Drama Jun 15, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul discuss the unhealthy communities that form on big scale platforms. This necessitates the presence of moderators, leading to "Mod Drama". This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• My son just told me he’d like more time for video games by saying, “I want to touch less grass.” Jun 14, 2023

  My son just told me he’d like more time for video games by saying, “I want to touch less grass.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jun 14, 2023
• My Father’s Death in 7 Gigabytes Jun 14, 2023
• Found a new name for the group chat https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/msg/d/brooklyn-large-collect... Jun 14, 2023

  Found a new name for the group chat https://newyork. craigslist.

• Tags, You&#8217;re It! Jun 13, 2023

  One cat can have 50 tags: Whiskers, Friendly, Good With Kids, Perfect Angel, etc.

• 2023-06-13. Goggles Pro! Jun 13, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul discuss Apple's new release of Vision Pro. They share their in-depth take on this new technology when it comes to productivity, accessibility, and even human connections. They also envision how it might mix with our sponsor - <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jun 12, 2023
• You have one sentence to explain what’s going on in the world to someone who is very checked out (me... Jun 11, 2023

  You have one sentence to explain what’s going on in the world to someone who is very checked out (me). What do you say?

• 2023-06-06. AI Mailbag Jun 6, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul assess AI risk. They discuss them in the 2 chapters - that where the anxiety should be versus where it is overblown. This episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>, a place where you can take a breath from your AI anxiety.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jun 5, 2023
• Thanks eBay. Jun 5, 2023

  Thanks eBay.

• 2023 is a year in which I spend an hour a day either logging into things or calling pharmacies. Jun 3, 2023

  2023 is a year in which I spend an hour a day either logging into things or calling pharmacies.

• 2023-06-01. Why We&apos;re Building Aboard Jun 1, 2023

  In this episode, Rich and Paul delve into the issues of the web, as it has become toxic. Their advice? Search for those healthy, cleansed spaces on the web. Spaces where you can be productive, keep your information safe, and share your knowledge. All of which is possible by our sponsor, <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 31, 2023
• 2023-05-30. Succession Finale May 30, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul discuss how Succession has shows up in real life, in people that they've met and how it portrays our world in the media. They offer advice of how you could chase success and avoid Succession. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a> - it's live, it's free and it's a healthy corner on the web, Sign Up at aboard.com.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 29, 2023
• 2023-05-25. Best of Brooklyn May 25, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul take you on a wonderful tour across Brooklyn's diversity, through the multiple "little" diverse communities there. For this episode specifically Rich and Paul created a board for Brooklyn, on <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a> - the sponsor of this podcast. Tune in and join the board to add your take on Brooklyn!

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 24, 2023
• 2023-05-24. What Business Are You In? May 23, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss the risks with having a generic product. How it affects both the users and the founders. However, they highlight the importance of keeping your options open and communicating with the users. Tune in to know what the path to salvation is... on this episode that's sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 22, 2023
• 2023-05-18. Aboard.com May 18, 2023

  <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>, our sponsor, just launched! Rich and Paul, the co-founders, walk you through Aboard in this episode. It is a software that was created to provide you with a better experience on the web. It helps you reclaim your data, gives you your power and control back, and allows you to create safe spaces. Sign up at aboard.com now to get waved in.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 17, 2023
• 2023-05-16. Yahoo May 16, 2023

  In this episode Paul discusses the tedious process of cleaning up his late father's yahoo mail. Rich and Paul talk about the creepy and private side of tech, which is the intense marketing behind newsletters that are just trying to get money out of subscribers. This podcast is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a>.

• All Aboard! May 15, 2023

  So you made it into the Beta! What&#8217;s Aboard all about?

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 15, 2023
• At around age 50 you are taken to a room and the only way out is two doors. One door is labeled SAD ... May 12, 2023

  At around age 50 you are taken to a room and the only way out is two doors. One door is labeled SAD and the other is labeled CRAZY.

• 2023-05-11. Self-driving May 11, 2023

  AI has been doing a huge chunk of our work for us, however it can't seem to get that last 10% right. Rich and Paul discuss how technology lacks the human traits of real-time judgement and unpredictability. So, it will have to negotiate with humanity. This episode is sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a> (the new tech in town).

• My son did everything he could to get out of going to school today and we had a long chat about why ... May 11, 2023

  My son did everything he could to get out of going to school today and we had a long chat about why and he finally admitted that it was because they’re singing Owl City’s “Fireflies” in choir.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 10, 2023
• 2023-05-09. Launching May 9, 2023

  Rich and Paul are about to launch <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a> - the sponsor of this podcast. In this episode they discuss the expectations of entrepreneurs for launch, and how to navigate the dissonance between expectations and reality post-launch.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 8, 2023
• *Extremely platform voice* my moats May 5, 2023
• Right but the name of that bar was O’Hitler’s. May 4, 2023

  Right but the name of that bar was O’Hitler’s.

• I’m just not sure I got another of these in me. May 4, 2023

  I’m just not sure I got another of these in me.

• 2023-05-04. Milton Snavely May 4, 2023

  In this episode of Ziade and Ford sponsored by <a href="https://aboard.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Aboard</a> - Paul delves deep into his childhood in Milton Snavely's boarding school. His unstable childhood reset his brain, and instilled more empathy. Both Rich and Paul had unstable childhoods, still people find it hard to see past their successes.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 3, 2023
• 2023-05-02. What Succession Gets Wrong May 2, 2023

  Rich and Paul give their two cents on what Succession got wrong in their series. They discuss the romanticized version of capitalism that's portrayed on the show, and how in real life things would've been way trickier... As in the end whether it is the consultants, bankers, lawyers, founder... they would all be looking for their best interest.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors May 1, 2023
• How the Piano Helped Me Fall Back in Love With Tech Apr 30, 2023
• This is a Havre de Grace Bluesky. Apr 28, 2023

  This is a Havre de Grace Bluesky.

• Idk Apr 27, 2023
• 2023-04-27. Discipline Island Apr 27, 2023

  Rich and Paul, the co-founders of Aboard (a software product), discuss shipping software. They give advice to better ship products within time estimates. They also provide tips and tricks for better product management.

• Meet the Aboard Extension Apr 25, 2023

  Data comes in, gets cleaned up, and becomes actionable.

• 2023-04-25. Productivity Tips and Tricks Apr 25, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul discuss productivity tips and tricks. Their best bet is deadlines. They go into productivity softwares as tools of empowerment. They inform you on what the tools offer and how to make the most out of them.

• So Your Kid Wants to Be a Twitch Streamer Apr 24, 2023
• The Real Climate Job of the Future: Carbon Accountant Apr 21, 2023
• 2023-04-20. Shut it All Down Apr 20, 2023

  Leadership sometimes means killing the project. Rich and Paul discuss the importance of cutting your losses short on a failing project. To make amends with failure, and keep an open mind, to compromise and pivot when needed.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Apr 19, 2023
• 2023-04-18. Caring a Little Less Apr 18, 2023

  After COVID-19 and the internet people seem to be less connected. In this episode Rich and Paul discuss how the internet is designed to perpetually split people into different parties and views. They offer advice for people to care less, in order to foster better, more holistic human connections.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Apr 17, 2023
• 2023-04-13. Mailbag Interview Apr 13, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul who have done hundreds of interviews give advice for both interviewees and interviewers. They help them navigate interviews while still maintaining that human connection throughout.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Apr 12, 2023
• 2023-04-10: AI Mailbag Apr 11, 2023

  Mailbag questions are pouring in for Rich and Paul. For this episode - why isn't Paul more excited about AI? Rich and Paul discuss the evolution and history of AI. And how it is the medium updates that people are getting infatuated with rather than the content of it.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Apr 10, 2023
• 2023-04-06. Innovation Group Apr 6, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss the importance of innovation groups within big companies in order to stay relevant, compete and thrive against upstarts. They highlight the struggle of navigating resources within big organizations - these orgs have a hard time processing their money at such a large scale, and it is difficult for them to have new ideas surface within them. A key to reach innovation within them is their leadership and founders mentality. Tune in to this thought provoking conversation and for advice.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Apr 5, 2023
• 2023-04-04. Let&apos;s Help Jim Apr 4, 2023

  Rich and Paul are on a quest to help Jim offer advice to his managers. They help Jim navigate giving unsolicited advice up the hierarchy. Highlighting the fact that this interaction defines the environment that one is in, whether it revolves around politics or the business itself.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Apr 3, 2023
• 2023-03-30. What You Learn as You Get Older Mar 30, 2023

  In this episode Rich and Paul share the lessons they learned about success and failure when it comes to your visions. They highlight the need to think small rather than big, and to not be too stubborn. In the end there is no shortcut to reach your goals, and it's the tiring journey that makes it all worth it.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 29, 2023
• 2023-03-28. Meta-advice on Advice Mar 28, 2023

  People want validation or shortcuts when it comes to advice. However, there is no magic source for advice. Our advice? You should be wary of advice. Go out there ask multiple people for advice and then synthesize them. And the best advice is the one you never had to ask for - feedback!

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 27, 2023
• 2023-03-23. Big AI Predictions Mar 23, 2023

  With the rapid rise of AI a lot of people are worried about them taking over. In this episode Rich and Paul, who are experts in the tech world, examine how human history has shown time and time again that this is just a wave. People love the new AI because they're interesting but soon enough they will reach their limit, and humans will resort back to what's genuine and authentic.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 22, 2023
• 2023-03-21. Frank and Assad Mar 21, 2023

  This episode pays tribute to Paul's late father. Rich and Paul discuss the influence that their fathers had on their lives, and how they now see their dads reflections in themselves. They talk about the difficulties that come with being a father and how it is important to be compassionate and understanding towards them, that at some point, they were doing the best they could, with what they had.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 20, 2023
• 2023-03-16. SVB Mar 16, 2023

  Rich and Paul discuss the reality of your money in the bank-- it's just in a database. They delve into the formal and informal systems of financing, highlighting the challenges faced by immigrants and small businesses. They advocate for the balance between regulation and privatization, recognizing that while regulations are important, they can sometimes create friction for entrepreneurs looking to build a growing business and drive economic growth.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 15, 2023
• 2023-03-14. Buy Nothing Mar 14, 2023

  The internet is a huge customer support platform. When people online subscribe to an idea they tend to over-identify with it, and build a strong emotional connection to them. This turns into an unhealthy community when the users approach the platform as theirs and forget about the administrators.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 13, 2023
• 2023-03-09. Keep Going Until You See the Simplicity Mar 9, 2023

  <p>Rich and Paul, founders of a new software startup called Aboard, discuss the importance of creating something that is simple and resonates with people. And the challenge of accepting that not all ideas will be successful, that the important thing is to put our ego aside and have the humility and discipline to continue working on our ideas until they are simple. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 8, 2023
• 2023-03-07. Jane Says (She&apos;s Done with Microsoft) Mar 7, 2023

  Rich and Paul follow Jane as she takes initiative on a project at Microsoft. Jane is met with disinterest from her team and is... done with microsoft. The episode offers valuable advice for both Jane and her boss, highlighting the importance of working on something you care about and recruiting passionate team members to produce impactful work.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Mar 6, 2023
• 2023-03-02. Majors and Minors Mar 1, 2023

  The decline of humanities majors is resulting in a lack of diverse perspectives, since they play a crucial role in cultivating more well-rounded individuals. This decline may be contributing to the growing polarization and intolerance we see online today.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Feb 28, 2023
• 2023-02-28. Headphone Conference Feb 28, 2023

  An episode about two spoiled men with two spoiled hobbies-- that turns deep. Shedding light on the importance of communities, and having that space that fosters growth and positivity. Additionally, how these are the safe spaces of the internet where there is more authenticity.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Feb 27, 2023
• Ziade+Ford Advisors Feb 16, 2023
• 2023-02-16. Humility Is Fun Feb 16, 2023

  Paul has started to learn the piano, as a part of his applied practice for his love for music. Rich and Paul discuss the importance of having the humility to learn for the sake of learning regardless of the outcome.

• 2023-02-14. Paul is Changing Feb 14, 2023

  For the most part Paul had to live with the stereotypes and negative perceptions of society towards obesity. This episode focuses on being more mindful of other people, and to have better relationships. Now paul is changing - after starting to take shots for diabetes, Paul noticed that his brain's wiring changed. Which took a while to acclimate and reset into.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Feb 13, 2023
• God Did the World a Favor by Destroying Twitter Feb 11, 2023
• 2023-02-09. Rich Needs it by Tuesday Feb 9, 2023

  Paul is no longer the CEO of Aboard. Rich and Paul have switched positions, as the criteria with being the CEO of Aboard includes a lot of accountability to investors and outside actors.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Feb 8, 2023
• A New Drug Switched Off My Appetite. What’s Left? Feb 2, 2023
• 2023-02-02. Paul needs it by Thursday Feb 2, 2023

  Paul found himself in a CEO position again, and he's finding trouble keeping people accountable and setting deadlines for others. Rich provides useful and universal career advice to Paul, on how to demand accountability.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Feb 1, 2023
• 2023-01-31. Kids Today! Jan 31, 2023

  Rich thinks kids these days have it too easy. He complains about his bursitis for thirty minutes (just kidding). But he and Paul talk about constraints and the media, and how to raise kids. Advice is given. You know what this is.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 30, 2023
• 2023-01-26. Proverbs Jan 26, 2023

  Ziade and Ford ADVISORS right? Well you know the <em>oldest </em>kind of advice? Proverbs. Paul picks out some interesting ones to see what happens. Thoughts ensue.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 25, 2023
• 2023-01-24. Layoffs Jan 24, 2023

  Rich and Paul talk through the tech layoffs, explaining why they happen, why they suck, and what you can do about them (very little) and what you can do for the people involved in them (far more).

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 23, 2023
• 2023-01-18. AI Adaptation Jan 19, 2023

  A conversation about the robots taking our job—and how various forces have been taking our jobs for a while, and personal experiences with jobs and robots.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 18, 2023
• 2023-01-16. Stopping By Jan 17, 2023

  Rich has an idea about how to completely revolutionize the remote workplace. Typical hijinks ensue.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 16, 2023
• 2023-01-12. Retail Futures: The Circus Comes to Town Jan 12, 2023

  <em>Paul and Rich talk about modern shopping experiences—and how big box retail is increasingly like a warehouse for online orders, while more and more commerce becomes focused around community and live events.</em>

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 11, 2023
• 2023-01-10. Should I Get a New Job? Jan 10, 2023

  Rich advises Paul (who is pretending to be a guy who works in video editing) on whether to quit his job or not. Together, they look into THE VOID. The VOID looks back. Paul digresses on corporatist epistemology. In the end everything is okay.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 9, 2023
• 2023-01-05. Predictions Jan 5, 2023

  Rich and Paul come back to the office after the holidays just full of predictions for tech, politics, and the economy.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Jan 4, 2023
• 2022-12-20. Soccer as a Platform Dec 20, 2022

  The last episode of 2022! Paul and Rich talk about the World Cup, in a general way, but then they start to talk about how soccer functions as a platform in the world—how to see it as a kind of technology.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Dec 19, 2022
• 2022-12-15. AI Anxiety Dec 15, 2022

  Rich has been a Customer Success Manager Level IV for Salesforce for 13 years—and he's panicking. He heard a cable bill got renegotiated by a robot and now he's convinced the robots are coming for his job. Paul unpacks that with him and helps him see that there could be new ways of working and doing things for him and his team, and then Paul and Rich demonstrate the absolute state of the art in AI technology.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Dec 14, 2022
• Ziade+Ford Advisors Dec 13, 2022
• 2022-12-13. Recipe for Conspiracy Dec 13, 2022

  Paul and Rich talk conspiracies: Where they come from and why people keep going in for them. Paul pretends to be a guy named Jeff who is falling into QAnon. They talk about where conspiracy thinking comes from, what to do, and how to handle Christmas Dinner.

• 2022-12-08. Recession-proofing Your Promotion Dec 8, 2022

  Paul role-plays as Jim, a hapless and cranky young product/project manager at some company or other. Jim hankered for a promotion, oh how he hankered, but now there's a recession looming, and Jim—well, he's never experienced one before. So he's come to ask Rich for advice. How do you thrive in a recession? What do you need to do to get the big account, or the big promotion, when things are looking kind of dire? Rich, of course, has bullet points.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Dec 7, 2022
• 2022-12-06. Heading for the Exits Dec 6, 2022

  Twitter seems to be cooked (or is it). Where do we go now? We talk to Jason Goldman, former VP of Product at Twitter, and to each other, of course, and Paul admits that he really likes Mastodon.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Dec 5, 2022
• 2022-11-30. QE2CEO Dec 1, 2022

  Paul has a big idea: There's a strong case to be made that Queen Elizabeth II was the best CEO of the last century. So he makes it to Rich, outlining what makes a great CEO in the process. Rich buys in to the theory, then changes the conversation to chocolate.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Nov 30, 2022
• 2022-11-29. Line Goes Everywhere: Matt Levine and Aaron Lammer Explain FTX, Exchanges, and Everything Else Crypto Nov 28, 2022

  Crypto exchange FTX has melted down, whatever that means—and it turns out nothing means what it seems to mean, especially the word "exchange." Paul and Rich invite two friends to guide us through the latest crypto maelstrom, finance journalist and crypto chronicler Matt Levine and polymath crypto advisor/journalist Aaron Lammer. Can they explain what's happening? Can Aaron convince Paul that crypto is just getting started? Why is our first podcast about crypto?

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Nov 28, 2022
• Reqless: Making Sense of AI Nov 28, 2022

  AI is completely changing tech and tech careers. Want to get ready? Come meet Reqless, the podcast where Paul and Rich, two fast-talking NYC software industry veterans, take a clear look at how AI is changing the entire industry, how to make sense of that change, and how to make the best of it.

• Ziade+Ford Advisors Nov 27, 2022
• A Tweet Before Dying Nov 9, 2022
• Dear Artists: Do Not Fear AI Image Generators Nov 2, 2022
• What Modern Humans Can Learn From Ancient Software Sep 13, 2022
• Forget Disruption. Tech Needs to Fetishize Stability Aug 2, 2022
• How to Product Manage for APIs Jul 5, 2022

  When we think about software, what we imagine is based on our own user experience, consisting of the interface, buttons, and words that we can interact ...

• It’s Never a No-Brainer: On Streaming Services Jul 4, 2022

  What was the last show you watched? Why did you choose it?

• Pragmatism and Panache: On Managing Priorities for Delivering Quality Products Jun 27, 2022

  Consumer experience should always be the number one priority when developing a product. This week, Chris and Gina are joined by Michael Shane, Postlight’s Head of Digital Strategy, to discuss how to balance pragmatism and panache at every stage of the journey.

• Roadmap vs. Backlog: On Product Thinking Jun 20, 2022

  A good product thinker looks ahead, not behind. This week Chris and Gina break down the importance of promoting product management over project management.

• Remotes Week: On Getting Together Jun 13, 2022

  As a hybrid and remote-friendly workplace, it’s rare that the whole Postlight team gets together, but recently the entire team congregated in New York City for a week of in-person events. In this episode, Chris and Gina chat about the importance of Remotes Week in building trust and relationships and share tips on how to make everyone feel at home during in-person events.

• Life Is Great in the Age of No Secrets Jun 11, 2022
• Shipping Earlier With Less: On Determining Deadlines Jun 6, 2022

  Keeping huge software projects on track is hard but not impossible. This week Chris and Gina walk us through how they come up with deadlines that work both for the client and the team.

• Building Trust and Providing Solutions: Postlight’s Senior Leadership Team on What Makes a Great Leader May 30, 2022

  Does leadership start when you’re made a “Head of” or as a bossy child? Postlight’s senior leadership team takes over the podcast for a roundtable discussion on leading and learning.

• The ‘Form’ Element Created the Modern Web. Was It a Big Mistake? May 25, 2022
• The Chorus of Complainers May 24, 2022

  My son has been teaching me to play a Very Popular Video Game. As anyone with kids knows, screen time is premium — plus bedtime was coming — so I set a ...

• Let the User Keep Going: On Speed as a Feature May 23, 2022

  There’s nothing worse than waiting for a page to load. This week, Chris LoSacco and Gina Trapani go deep on a crucial yet underappreciated feature of digital platforms — speed.

• Be Ready for Success: Building for the Next Phase May 16, 2022

  Software is never done — but that doesn’t mean you need to be stressed about constantly reworking it. The codebase architecture choices you make at the outset can set you up better for the future.

• Efficiency Is Highly Overrated: Some Life Advice May 9, 2022
• Vanity Purchases: On Elon Musk and Twitter May 2, 2022
• Where’s That Thing?: On Impatience as a Leader Apr 25, 2022

  Is impatience the root of anxiety? Is a lack of others’ anticipation the root of our impatience?

• Kids and Phones: On Parenting and Technology Apr 18, 2022
• Time Got So Much Weirder. The World Needs a New Lexicon Apr 13, 2022
• There’s No Escape From Physical Reality: Why Web3 Is Boring Apr 11, 2022
• Irrational Magic: The Trade of Making New Things with Roy Bahat Apr 4, 2022

  No founder should be all-consumed with work, and that is why Head of Bloomberg Beta Roy Bahat is no longer a founder. This week Roy joins Gina Trapani and Michael Shane to discuss how workplace boundaries are becoming normalized and why providing VC support in a company’s irrational phase excites him more than a later, safer bet.

• I Finally Reached Computing Nirvana. What Was It All For? Mar 31, 2022
• Too Many Monkeys: Handing Back Responsibilities With Tony Haile Mar 28, 2022
• The Price Tag for Climate Change: With Probable Futures Mar 21, 2022
• In the Jungle: On Leadership Metaphors Mar 14, 2022

  Recently, Gina Trapani shared this question on Twitter: What are good metaphors for running a company that aren’t about sports or war? To her surprise, her Twitter mentions exploded.

• Incremental Revolution: On TypeScript With Orta Therox Feb 28, 2022
• Securing Buy-In and Budget: Twitter Space Live Event Feb 28, 2022
• User On Board: With Michael McWatters Feb 21, 2022
• Learning Things From Internet Videos Feb 15, 2022

  Working in technology, I’m always on the hunt for new ways to explain things. Not long ago, I asked Twitter if anyone could recommend exemplary ...

• Doer to Delegator: On Scaling Postlight Feb 14, 2022

  In 2021, Postlight grew from a small-ish agency to a team of over 100 people. This week, Gina and Chris share how they helped scale Postlight since taking on their new roles.

• The Best Way to Learn Online? Be a Lurker Feb 14, 2022
• Data as a Language: With Postlight’s Reed Whitmont Feb 7, 2022
• Looking for Leadership: On Identifying and Building Up Leaders Jan 31, 2022

  How do you find new leaders? Is it better to promote from within or hire from outside?

• On Web3, Again: This Time With Michael Sippey Jan 24, 2022
• A Podcast From the Year 2058: Paul and Rich Report on the Future Jan 17, 2022
• A Grand Unified Theory of Buying Stuff Jan 10, 2022
• (Icon)ic Design: With Jim Nielsen and Michael Flarup Jan 10, 2022
• Retaining Talent: Tim Meaney Returns! Jan 3, 2022
• New Year, New Leadership: On Successful Transitions Dec 20, 2021
• How We Got Here — Part 2: On the Promises of Web3 Dec 13, 2021
• How We Got Here — Part 1: On the History of the Web Dec 6, 2021
• The Most Efficient Way to Debug the Simulation Nov 30, 2021
• Skyscrapers vs. Startups: Why Did California Win Technology? Nov 29, 2021
• A Constellation of Tools: How We Work Today Nov 22, 2021
• Breaking Down the Metaverse: With Choire Sicha Nov 15, 2021
• Through the Looking Glass: With the Creators of Glass Nov 8, 2021
• Ed Tech: With Clay Shirky Nov 1, 2021
• Climate Stress Was Getting Me Down, So I Made a Clicker Game Oct 27, 2021
• Product Talk: With Teresa Torres Oct 25, 2021
• Speaking to the Room: With Bill Smartt Oct 18, 2021
• Podcast 385: Getting your first job off the CSS mailing list Oct 18, 2021
• Climate Change Starting Points Oct 12, 2021

  Since stepping down as CEO of Postlight, I've been learning about climate change. This work is harder, in many ways, than my work as CEO. Climate ...

• Defining Content Strategy: With Chappell Ellison Oct 11, 2021
• Is Facebook the New Marlboro?: On the Outage and Regulation Oct 5, 2021
• How It&apos;s Made: 300 Episodes of the Postlight Podcast! Sep 27, 2021

  It’s the 300th episode of the Postlight Podcast! To celebrate, Paul and Rich talk with Steph Colbourn, founder and CEO of editaudio and producer of the podcast since early days.

• Climate Change Is the New Dot-Com Bubble Sep 26, 2021
• Catalyst Live! Part 3: Steadfast Against Scope Creep Sep 20, 2021
• Show Your Work: On Determining Your Professional Path Sep 13, 2021
• What’s in a Name?: On Words and Meaning Sep 6, 2021
• On Managing Your AWS Bills: With Corey Quinn Aug 30, 2021
• Podcast 370: Changing of the guards: one co-host departs, and a new one enters Aug 26, 2021
• A Remote Success Story: With Postlight’s Vicky Volvovski Aug 23, 2021
• Podcast 369: Passwords are dead! Long live the new authentication flows. Aug 23, 2021
• Podcast 368: Extending the legacy of Admiral Grace Hopper Aug 19, 2021
• Podcast 367: Building a better developer platform Aug 16, 2021
• Forms Have Function: With the MTA’s Joshua Gee Aug 16, 2021
• Podcast 366: Move fast and make sure nobody gets pager alerts at 2AM Aug 12, 2021
• Relationship First, Software Second: On Agency Product Management Aug 9, 2021
• Podcast 365: Fake your own voice with AI, podcasting has never been easier Aug 9, 2021
• A Field Guide for Nature-Resistant Nerds Aug 5, 2021
• Podcast 364: What's the blast radius when your database goes down? Aug 5, 2021
• Fender Digital: With Ethan Kaplan Aug 2, 2021
• Podcast 363: Highlights from our 2021 Developer Survey Aug 2, 2021
• Podcast 362: Exploring the cutting edge of privacy and encryption with Very Good Security Jul 29, 2021
• Transferring Motivation: On Creating the Space to Get Things Done Jul 26, 2021
• Podcast 361: Why startups should use Kubernetes from day one Jul 26, 2021
• Podcast 360: From AOL chat rooms to Wikipedia, Reddit, and now, Stack Overflow Jul 22, 2021
• Podcast 359: Crafting software and games for the selfie generation Jul 19, 2021
• New Leadership: Paul and Rich Pass the Torch Jul 19, 2021
• Podcast 358: GitHub Copilot can write code for you. We put it to the test. Jul 15, 2021
• How to Talk to Billionaires Jul 12, 2021
• Podcast 357: Leaving your job to pursue an indie project as a solo developer Jul 12, 2021
• Podcast 356: So you're not getting along with your engineering team Jul 11, 2021
• Podcast 355: Is everyone starting to work like a developer? Jul 8, 2021
• A Pirate’s Favorite Programming Language Jul 6, 2021

  I'd like to understand more about the world of statistics and data science, so I've been learning the programming language R. It has wide applications in ...

• Podcast 354: Building for AR with Niantic Labs' augmented reality SDK Jul 5, 2021
• Out of the Agenda and Into the Story: On Improving Your Meetings Jul 5, 2021
• Podcast 353: Bring your own stack - why developer platforms are going headless Jul 1, 2021
• Podcast 352: How product development at Stack Overflow has evolved Jun 28, 2021
• Be the Thing You Wish You Had: With Bloom Works’ Lauren Lockwood &amp; Emily Wright-Moore Jun 28, 2021

  When Lauren Lockwood and Emily Wright-Moore worked for the government, a digital services agency to serve their industry didn’t exist — so, they created one! This week Paul and Gina sit down with Lauren and Emily of Bloom Works to discuss the unique challenges of providing digital services within the government.

• Podcast 351: Here's how we built our newest product, Collectives™, and why Jun 24, 2021
• Podcast 350: A deep dive into natural language processing and speech to text systems Jun 22, 2021
• Gina Trapani Named CEO of Postlight, Chris LoSacco Named President Jun 22, 2021

  We're pleased to announce that Gina Trapani has been named Postlight's Chief Executive Officer, and Chris LoSacco has been named President. Gina has been ...

• Not Much Has Changed: Rich on Programming in Python Jun 21, 2021
• Podcast 348: Tickets please! The joys of being a junior developer. Jun 17, 2021
• Painless Project Management: With Clubhouse.io’s Andrew Childs Jun 14, 2021
• Podcast 347: Information foraging - the tactics great developers use to find solutions Jun 14, 2021
• Podcast 346: Young coders are learning by building Discord bots and hacking Roblox Jun 10, 2021
• Crypto Isn’t About Money. It’s About Fandom Jun 8, 2021
• Podcast 345: A good software tutorial explains the How. A great one explains the Why. Jun 7, 2021
• Assume Positive Intent: With Postlight&apos;s Michael Shane Jun 7, 2021

  Michael Shane began his career as a classical musician, and now he’s Director of Digital Strategy at Postlight. This week, Michael takes Paul and Rich on his journey from the orchestra to the land of tech.

• Podcast 344: Don't build it - advice on civic tech Jun 3, 2021
• Friendly Competition: With Robots &amp; Pencils’ Tracey Zimmerman May 31, 2021

  When you’re a small but growing company, sometimes the best people to learn from are the big fish in your industry pond — the friendly ones that don’t eat you. This week Paul and Rich speak with Tracey Zimmerman, President and CEO of Robots & Pencils, a digital innovation firm working on similar projects as Postlight but at double the size.

• Podcast 343: Unpacking observability and OpenTelemetry with Spiros Xanthos of Splunk May 31, 2021
• Podcast 341: Blocking the haters as a service May 24, 2021
• Managing Product Managers: With Postlight’s Vicky Volvovski May 24, 2021
• Podcast 340: Build engineering at Apple and the future of deploy previews May 20, 2021
• Demo Your Values First May 18, 2021

  I like to watch software company videos, the more enterprise the better. At worst they're hilarious, and at best I might learn something — usually a ...

• Show — Don’t Tell: Presenting to the C-Suite May 17, 2021
• Why Humans Are So Bad at Seeing the Future May 16, 2021
• Podcast 338: Why is it so hard to find Ruby developers? May 13, 2021
• Facebook’s Oversight Board: On Policing the Platform May 10, 2021
• Podcast 337: Saying goodbye to our co-host, Sara Chipps May 10, 2021
• Podcast 336: NFT art, Ethereum gas, and a deep dive into Gemini's data lake May 6, 2021
• Alternate Reality: What We Would Have Done Differently May 3, 2021
• Podcast 335: Open source contributors helped a helicopter fly on Mars May 3, 2021
• Podcast 334: A curious journey from personal trainer to frontend mentor Apr 29, 2021
• A Love Letter to the Office: On the Pros of In-Person Work Apr 26, 2021
• Podcast 333: From music to trading cards, software is transforming curation and collecting Apr 26, 2021
• Podcast 332: Non-fungible Talking Apr 22, 2021
• Podcast 331: One in four visitors to Stack Overflow copies code Apr 19, 2021
• No FOMO: Why You Don’t Need to Worry About Those Tech Trends...Yet Apr 19, 2021
• Podcast 330: How to build and maintain online communities, from gaming to open source Apr 15, 2021
• Scaling: Learning From Vaccine Distribution Apr 12, 2021
• Podcast 329: Two words for ya - networked spreadsheets Apr 12, 2021
• Podcast 328: For Twilio's CIO, every internal developer is a customer Apr 8, 2021
• My Dream of the Great Unbundling Apr 7, 2021
• Pleasant Office Things Apr 6, 2021

  Not long ago I wrote about the secret geographies of the office for Wired. I was a little surprised by the reaction. I expected people to yell at me, like ...

• 3 Topics: On Going Back to the Office, Buzzwords, and Salesforce Apr 5, 2021
• Podcast 327: Fullstack web programming with nothing but Python Apr 5, 2021
• Podcast 326: What does being a nerd even mean these days? Apr 1, 2021
• Podcast 325: How we keep Stack Overflow's codebase clean and modern Mar 29, 2021
• Emblematic Emoji: With Google’s Jennifer Daniel Mar 29, 2021
• Podcast 324: Talking apps, APIs, and open source with developers from Slack Mar 25, 2021
• Podcast 323: A director of engineering explains scaling from dozens of employees to thousands Mar 22, 2021
• Changing With the Times: Do You Need a Culture of Fear to Force Change? Mar 22, 2021
• Podcast 322: Getting Dev and Ops to actually work together Mar 18, 2021
• Decentralized Finance: Tim Meaney on the Boom of DeFi and Cryptocurrencies Mar 15, 2021
• Podcast 321: Taking a risk and joining a new team Mar 15, 2021
• Podcast 320: Covid vaccine websites are frustrating. This developer built a better one. Mar 11, 2021
• So You Want to Prepare for Doomsday Mar 11, 2021
• Podcast 319: Building a bug bounty program for the Pentagon Mar 8, 2021
• Catalyst Live! Part 2: Claiming Territory Amidst Chaos Mar 8, 2021
• Podcast 318: What's the half-life of your code? Mar 4, 2021
• Internal Startups: Why You Should Proceed With Caution Mar 1, 2021
• Podcast 317: Chatting with Google's DeepMind about the future of AI Mar 1, 2021
• Podcast 316: When it comes to package managers, don't forget security Feb 25, 2021
• Patients Need Patients: With Lyfebulb’s Dr. Karin Hehenberger Feb 22, 2021
• Podcast 315: How to use interference to your advantage - a quantum computing catch up Feb 22, 2021
• Podcast 314: How do digital nomads pay their taxes? Feb 18, 2021
• Baking Your Layercake Feb 16, 2021

  If there is one lesson I wish the tech industry could learn about itself, it’s that most people wish we would talk less and listen more. Because the state ...

• Podcast 313: What makes for a great API? Feb 15, 2021
• No AI Needed: Fix the Old Before Bringing in the New Feb 15, 2021
• Podcast 312: We're building a web app, got any advice? Feb 11, 2021
• Growing Pains: On the Trials and Tribulations of Growing Your Business Feb 8, 2021
• Podcast 311: How to think in React Feb 8, 2021
• The Secret, Essential Geography of the Office Feb 7, 2021
• Podcast 310: Fix-Server, and other useful command line utilities Feb 4, 2021
• Podcast 309: Can't stop, won't stop, GameStop Feb 1, 2021
• Securing Access To Community and Capital: With Shelly Bell Feb 1, 2021
• Podcast 308: What are the young developers into? Everyone's getting AWS certified. Jan 28, 2021
• Getting Vaccinated: On the Design Barriers to Getting Your COVID Shot Jan 25, 2021
• Podcast 307: Owning the code, from integration to delivery Jan 25, 2021
• Episode 306: Gaming PCs to heat your home, oceans to cool your data centers Jan 21, 2021
• Are Conspiracy Theories Just Bad Theories With Good UX? Jan 18, 2021
• Podcast 305: What does it mean to be a senior software engineer Jan 18, 2021
• Episode 304: Our stack is HTML and CSS Jan 14, 2021
• Podcast 303: What would you pay for /dev/null as a service? Jan 11, 2021
• Was Storming the Capitol a Technology Issue? Jan 11, 2021
• Podcast 302: Programming in PowerPoint can teach you a few things Jan 7, 2021
• You Can’t Fix a Relationship With a Contract Jan 5, 2021

  Postlight has short contracts, and we’ve discussed contracting on our podcast many times. As a result, many people have emailed us, asking if they could ...

• WordPress and Beyond: With Matt Mullenweg Jan 4, 2021
• Podcast 301: What can you program in just one tweet? Jan 4, 2021
• Podcast 300: Welcome to 2021 with Joel Spolsky Dec 31, 2020
• Podcast Episode 299: It's hard to get hacked worse than this Dec 28, 2020
• Podcast 298: A Very Crypto Christmas Dec 24, 2020
• Podcast 297: All Time Highs: Talking crypto with Li Ouyang Dec 21, 2020
• Block by Block Dec 21, 2020

  Twice a year we bring everyone who works for Postlight to New York City — from around the U.S., and from Beirut, with their families if they choose — and ...

• Podcast 296: Adventures in Javascriptlandia Dec 17, 2020
• Keep the Train Moving: On Digital Transformation at the MTA Dec 14, 2020
• Podcast 295: Diving into headless automation, active monitoring, Playwright and Puppeteer Dec 14, 2020
• Podcast 294: Cleaning up build systems and gathering computer history Dec 10, 2020
• Pleasant Internet Things: On the Web That Makes Us Happy Dec 7, 2020
• Podcast 293: Connecting apps, data, and the cloud with Apollo GraphQL CEO Geoff Schmidt Dec 7, 2020
• Podcast 292: Goodbye to Flash, we'll see you in Rust Dec 3, 2020
• Money works so hard. Dec 2, 2020

  Money works so hard.

• Ah totally, thank you. Dec 1, 2020

  Ah totally, thank you. I still think of them as temporary because I&#39;m in client services and a lot of them come and go.

• Let’s Skim! The Slack/Salesforce Press Release Dec 1, 2020

  Let’s Skim! The Slack/Salesforce Press Release Histoire naturelle des cétacées , 1804 I find enterprise software fascinating because it operates the entire economy and yet it frequently neglects every single principle of quality that software people may espouse.

• Podcast 291: Why developers are demanding more ethics in tech Nov 30, 2020
• Managing Product in the Matrix: With Google’s Ben Wilson Nov 30, 2020
• Web Conversation From the Other Side Nov 30, 2020

  Web Conversation From the Other Side I wrote a piece on here the other day in which “2000 me” had a conversation with “2020 me” about the state of the web. It was fun to write, because I love making easy jokes at the expense of the tech industry.

• Web Conversations With the Year 2000 Nov 27, 2020

  Web Conversations With the Year 2000 Comic Insects , 1872 2000 me: Wow you still work on the web, that’s amazing. It must be so easy to publish really interesting web pages.

• Podcast 290: This computer science degree is brought to you by Big Tech Nov 26, 2020
• Stories I Don’t Finish Nov 24, 2020

  Stories I Don’t Finish What to Draw and How to Draw It I know the title seems evocative but it’s literal. I have a lot of dumb ideas for stories I’ll never finish.

• Podcast 289: React, jQuery, Vue: what's your favorite flavor of vanilla JS? Nov 23, 2020
• Catalyst Live! Part 1: Turning Chaos Into Your North Star Nov 23, 2020
• Things Left Undone Nov 22, 2020

  Things Left Undone Thanks, Wikipedia! Apparently we are due for a national period of healing and a period of cooling off.

• Podcast 288: Tim Berners-Lee wants to put you in a pod. A web pod. Nov 19, 2020
• Tech After Trump Nov 17, 2020

  Eventually, the current chaos will subside. What will the tech industry look like over the next four years? What should we expect? These aren't ...

• Tech After Trump Nov 17, 2020

  Tech After Trump Eventually, the current chaos will subside. What will the tech industry look like over the next four years?

• Revamping a Famous Monkey: On Mailchimp’s New Developer Space Nov 16, 2020
• Podcast 287: How do you make software reliable enough for space travel? Nov 16, 2020
• Love the USPS? Join the Infrastructure Appreciation Society! Nov 16, 2020
• Podcast 286: If you could fix any software, what would you change? Nov 12, 2020
• Introducing Postlight Podcast Nov 10, 2020

  What happens when software eats the world? Industry veterans Paul Ford and Rich Ziade chat with their friends about technology, design, and business from a distinctly East Coast point of view.

• Catalyst: Introducing Postlight’s New Whitepaper Nov 9, 2020
• Episode 285: Turning your coding career into an RPG. Nov 9, 2020
• Podcast 284: pros and cons of the SPA Nov 5, 2020
• Podcast 283: Cleaning up the cloud to help fight climate change Nov 2, 2020
• Postlight Turns Five: We Share Some Lessons We’ve Learned Over the Years Nov 2, 2020

  Postlight is going to Kindergarten! It’s been a wild ride these past five years and we’ve learned a lot.

• Podcast 282: Stack Overflow's CEO reflects on his first year Oct 29, 2020
• Instrument Flying: Why Flying a Plane Is Like Running a Business Oct 26, 2020
• Podcast 281: The story behind Stack Overflow in Russian Oct 26, 2020
• The Case for Dashboard-Driven Development Oct 26, 2020

  Once you’ve seen a beautiful project torpedoed before launch by a corporate decision — all that money and time down the drain, all that code left to rot ...

• Podcast 280: How should tech titans act when productizing tiny open source projects? Oct 22, 2020
• Regulating Product Decisions: With Jason Goldman Oct 19, 2020
• It's Time to Pick Classes for the 2073-74 School Year! Oct 19, 2020
• Podcast 279: Making Kubernetes work like it's 1999 with Kelsey Hightower Oct 19, 2020
• Podcast 278: The downside of going viral with your programming joke Oct 15, 2020
• Podcast 277: So you want to be a game developer? Oct 12, 2020
• A Case of the Monday.com: The Rise of Project Management Tools Oct 12, 2020
• Podcast 276: Ben answers his first question on Stack Overflow Oct 8, 2020
• Happiness Engineer: On Job Descriptions and the Culture They Represent Oct 5, 2020
• Podcast 275: Dr. Duino helps us diagnose what's next for Arduino Oct 5, 2020
• Podcast 274: Who's afraid of a little merge conflict? Oct 1, 2020
• Why We Love Enterprise Codeless Sep 29, 2020

  Last week Google released a new product called Tables, which takes square aim at (i.e., looks exactly like) "codeless" development and workflow-management ...

• Podcast 273: Chris Anderson on drones, driverless cars, and creating communities around code Sep 28, 2020
• Voting by Phone: Why It Isn’t Possible...Yet Sep 28, 2020
• Podcast 272: Pull requests are welcome Sep 24, 2020
• The Power and Paradox of Bad Software Sep 21, 2020
• Podcast 271: Next level command line Sep 21, 2020
• Flight Simulator: On the World of Microsoft Sep 21, 2020
• Podcast 270: Oracle tries to Tok, Nvidia Arms up Sep 17, 2020
• Data as Conspiracy: Using Data to Manipulate the Masses Sep 14, 2020
• Podcast 269: What tech is like in Rest of World Sep 14, 2020
• Podcast 268: How developers can become great writers Sep 10, 2020
• Detente vs. Dreamer: On the Two Types of Software Stakeholders Sep 7, 2020
• Podcast 267: Metric is magic, micro frontends, and breaking leases in Silicon Valley Sep 7, 2020
• Podcast 266: Ok, who vandalized Wikipedia? Sep 3, 2020
• Thinking Like Microsoft Sep 1, 2020

  Sometimes you should just stop everything and look at some new big digital artifact to see what it tells you about the world. That's how I feel about ...

• Podcast 265: the tiny open-source pillar holding up the entire internet Aug 31, 2020
• Level Up by Writing Things Down: Jojo Giltsoff on Managing Large Teams Aug 31, 2020
• Podcast 264: Teaching yourself to code in prison Aug 27, 2020
• Life in the Clouds: The Present and Future of Cloud Hosting Services Aug 24, 2020
• Podcast 263: turning our employees into Stack users Aug 24, 2020
• Podcast 262: When should managers make technical decisions for developers? Aug 20, 2020
• Podcast 261: Leveling up with Personal Development Nerds Aug 17, 2020
• ‘Real’ Programming Is an Elitist Myth Aug 17, 2020
• Pieces Loosely Joined: On the Mess That Is Enterprise Software Aug 17, 2020
• Podcast 260: Silicon Valley Exodus Aug 13, 2020
• Podcast 259: from web comics to React core with Rachel Nabors Aug 10, 2020
• Fact or Fiction: On Facts Not Doing What You Think They Do Aug 10, 2020
• Podcast 258: why are you coding in bed? Aug 6, 2020
• Podcast 257: a few of our favorite haxx Aug 3, 2020
• The New New Normal: Five Tips for This Stage of the Pandemic Aug 3, 2020
• Java at 25: Features that made an impact and a look to the future Jul 29, 2020
• Podcast - 25 Years of Java: the past to the present Jul 28, 2020
• Restricting Freedom for More Freedom: On the Parallels Between Wearing a Mask and Regulating Tech Jul 27, 2020
• Podcast 256: You down with GPT-3? Yeah you know me! Jul 27, 2020
• Podcast 255: Forming new habits with 100 Days of Code Jul 23, 2020
• Dogfood for Everybody! Jul 21, 2020

  Postlight is a digital strategy firm that builds software for clients. As go our clients, so go we. We've been surprised to find ourselves growing in the ...

• Synthesizing Feedback: The 6 Mistakes You’re Making With Your Product — Part 3 Jul 20, 2020
• Podcast 254: Code Newbie talks education and community on the web Jul 20, 2020
• Podcast 253: is Scrum making you a worse engineer? Jul 16, 2020
• Optimizing Your Setup: The 6 Mistakes You’re Making With Your Product — Part 2 Jul 15, 2020
• Build Time Versus Strategy Time Jul 14, 2020

  I've been watching the TV series W1A on Netflix. It's a three-short-season comedy that aired between 2014 and 2017, produced by the BBC. It's also about ...

• Wins Along the Way: The 6 Mistakes You’re Making With Your Product — Part 1 Jul 13, 2020
• Podcast 252: a conversation on diversity and representation Jul 13, 2020
• Podcast 251: how to interpret the compiler Jul 9, 2020
• Tools of Persuasion: On Perfecting the Slide Deck Jul 8, 2020
• QORE: On Postlight’s Secret Recipe for Project Management Jul 6, 2020
• Podcast 249: Java goes to outer space Jul 2, 2020
• Finding the Right Fit: On Hiring Managers and Building Trust Jul 1, 2020
• Digital Capitalism: Tech That Gets Rid of Tech Jun 29, 2020
• Podcast 248: You can't pay taxes if the website won't load Jun 29, 2020
• Podcast 247: Paul explains it all Jun 25, 2020
• Moving Things Along: On Why Workflow Is So Hard Jun 24, 2020
• Communications Decency: On Facebook &amp; Twitter...Again Jun 22, 2020

  Do social media companies have a responsibility to monitor what people say on their platforms? This week Paul and Rich discuss why Facebook & Twitter should be changing their policies in response to unrest and poor leadership.

• The Infinite Loop of Supply Chains Jun 22, 2020
• Podcast 246: Chatting with Robin Ginn, Executive Director of the OpenJS Foundation Jun 22, 2020
• Podcast 245: It ain't real till you break Prod Jun 18, 2020
• Textmoji: A New Project from Postlight Labs Jun 17, 2020
• A New Improved Postlight: On Rebranding at Postlight and Beyond Jun 15, 2020
• Podcast 244: Dropping some knowledge on Drupal with Dries Jun 15, 2020
• Podcast 243: Turn on, tune in, drop out, log off Jun 11, 2020
• Last Issue Jun 10, 2020

  Turnips, I figured you'd subscribed so I should tell you why I bailed. I had a doctor once who was my GP, with a wildly busy practice, but he was also the director at a hospital and in charge of numerous boards.

• Automating Human Behavior: The Social Contract of Bad Apps Jun 10, 2020
• Black Lives Matter Jun 9, 2020

  Postlight is a company of 60 people in New York City and around the world. We build software for clients. We are unified in our belief in progress. From ...

• Podcast 242: You're Over Reacting Jun 8, 2020
• Delivery of the Skies: With Star Simpson, CEO of ThereCraft Jun 8, 2020
• Podcast 241: New tools for new times Jun 4, 2020
• Visual Math: Paul and Gina on Account from Postlight Labs Jun 3, 2020
• Risks vs. Rules: Why it&apos;s Important to Differentiate Jun 1, 2020

  It seems natural to implement rules to reduce risk. But when dealing with fluid processes like software development, can rigidity and fear of unknown variables actually hold you back?

• Podcast 240: JavaScript is ready to get its own place Jun 1, 2020
• Podcast 239: I would D.I.E. for that IDE May 28, 2020
• Reactive Sales: Building New Client Relationships in the Time of COVID May 27, 2020
• Lunar New Year Pictures From My Phone May 27, 2020

  Dear Sugar Pumpkins, In early February we took the kids to the Chinese Lunar New Year Parade. Year of the Rat.

• The Death of Muffinhead May 26, 2020

  Dear Wiggleworms/Pottery Bairns, Today's artifact is this video. It’s called “The Death of Muffinhead” and it was a collaboration between the filmmaker Nick Zedd and the performance artist Muffinhead.

• Green-Wood May 25, 2020

  In my part of Brooklyn there is this vast and old cemetery called Green-Wood. Six hundred thousand people are buried there.

• How Design Makes the World: With Author and Designer Scott Berkun May 25, 2020
• Podcast 238: Mayor of Open Source town May 25, 2020
• The InBESTigators May 22, 2020

  Dear Rug Bugs, I keep meaning to take a day off but then I find something I want to write down. Maybe tomorrow or Monday, since it’s a holiday.

• Documents May 21, 2020

  (The dryest document I could find on short notice, courtesy the Internet Archive. ) Dear Pigeon Pops, I love reference books and have a lot of them.

• Podcast 237 - Digging into Deno 1.0 May 21, 2020
• Stability vs. Scalability: Why Structural Change Is So Hard May 20, 2020
• David Plate May 20, 2020

  My Softest Cupcakes, On my Google Calendar I scheduled two hours to ensure time to wake up, take a nice masked bike ride, then return to a shower and breakfast. Instead I woke up 30 minutes before nine, too late for any of that.

• GraphSketcher May 19, 2020

  Bananabears, the Seattle firm The Omni Group has been around for a long time in software. Originally it was a firm that made software for the NeXT computer.

• Podcast 236: A glitch in the Matrix May 19, 2020
• We Are All Livestreamers Now, and Zoom Is Our Stage May 18, 2020
• Building Prince of Persia: With Video Game Great Jordan Mechner May 18, 2020
• All This Time May 18, 2020

  Pumpkins, this platform (pronounced subs-tack , as in something that submarines do when they turn bow into the wind) lets me see which one of you has opened and read the newsletter, individually, which is unbearably gross. I will not be looking at it.

• Form & ritual May 17, 2020

  Snugglebugs, you need a form in order to establish a ritual. In order to make writing this newsketter a ritual until I bail, I need a form.

• Why does this have a title and a social share card? It's an email. It's supposed to be correspondence. May 16, 2020

  Why is everything such a big deal that has to be on multiple platforms? Should I just have used TinyLetter?

• i'm absolutely going to bail on this in a month May 16, 2020

  just delete it or unsubscribe

• Podcast 235: An emotional week, and the way forward May 14, 2020
• Big Red Button: Dealing with Unreasonable Asks May 13, 2020
• The World’s Worst Calculator May 12, 2020

  The CEO is not supposed to code, but nonetheless I’ve been having fun shipping out a three-weekend project, which I call “Account.” It’s a storytelling ...

• Inside Facebook: With Writer and Journalist Steven Levy May 11, 2020
• Podcast 234: We're doing it live! May 11, 2020
• Podcast 233: Contact tracing and civil liberties, Part 2 May 7, 2020
• Is it Time to Build? Part 2: How to Get What We Need in a Marketplace Society May 6, 2020
• Podcast 232: Can We Decentralize Contact Tracing? May 4, 2020
• Is it Time to Build?: On Marc Andreessen’s Viral Article May 4, 2020
• Podcast 231: Make it So Apr 30, 2020
• Knock-On Effects: With Parse.ly’s Andrew Montalenti and Sachin Kamdar Apr 29, 2020
• Outcome Unclear: Rooting for the Companies in the Middle Apr 28, 2020

  I see a lot of companies up close, and I probably talk to 100 or 200 organizations a year. As the last month has unfolded, I've started dividing places up ...

• Podcast 230: Mastering the Mainframe Apr 27, 2020
• Structuring Communications: How to Keep Your Team Aligned and Accountable Apr 27, 2020
• Podcast 229: Jokes On Us Apr 23, 2020
• Resilience and Probability: Tim Meaney on Dealing with Change Post-COVID Apr 22, 2020

  This isn’t remote, this is pandemic: On this week’s episode of Track Changes, Paul and Rich chat with friend and client Tim Meaney about when things could return to normal and if they should return to normal. We reflect on some of the positive changes that have come from this pandemic, like more time with family and getting rid of inefficiencies.

• Contact Tracing: The New Apple-Google Collaboration Apr 20, 2020
• Podcast 228: chatting with Stack Overflow's community developers Apr 20, 2020
• Stones, Clocks, and What We Should Actually Leave Behind Apr 20, 2020
• Podcast 227: The Great, Big Bluetooth Trace Apr 16, 2020
• Paul and Rich on Shifting Priorities in a Pandemic Apr 13, 2020
• Podcast 226: Programming tutorials can be a real drag Apr 13, 2020
• Podcast 225: The Great COBOL Crunch Apr 9, 2020
• Pay to Win: Paul, Rich and Jeremy Mack on the World of Video Games in 2020 Apr 6, 2020

  The Grind: This week on Track Changes, Paul and Rich chat with Postlight’s Head of Engineering Jeremy Mack about all things video games. Jeremy teaches us about current video game trends.

• Podcast 224: Cryptocurrency-Based Life Forms Apr 6, 2020
• Podcast 223: Embrace the Darkness Apr 2, 2020
• Shared Goals: Paul, Rich, and Gina on Statements of Work Mar 30, 2020
• Podcast 222: Learning From our Moderators Mar 30, 2020
• Podcast: Right Back At Ya Mar 26, 2020
• Diving Deep and Enjoying Life: A Conversation with InVision’s Mike Davidson Mar 23, 2020
• Podcast Episode 220: Fully Remote Mar 23, 2020
• Hello From Home Mar 17, 2020

  A briefing from Postlight

• Podcast: Time Keeps on Slipping Mar 16, 2020
• Smart Home: 10 Tips for Working Remotely Mar 16, 2020
• What Comes First, Brand or Product?: Paul and Rich on Doing Brand First Mar 9, 2020
• Podcast: A chat with MongoDB's CTO, Eliot Horowitz Mar 9, 2020
• What Motivates People?: Paul, Rich and Gina on Leadership Mar 2, 2020
• Podcast: Don't Miss Your Stop Mar 2, 2020
• Politics For Your Eyes: A Conversation with Yello’s Hunter Schwarz Feb 24, 2020
• Podcast - Anil Dash talks Glitch and Glimmer Feb 24, 2020
• Podcast: Coaching a Developer Interview Feb 17, 2020
• How Technology Explodes the Concept of ‘Generations’ Feb 17, 2020
• The Anti-RFP: Paul and Rich on the RFP Process Feb 17, 2020
• Manage Your Tasks: An Interview with Doist Founder Amir Salihefendic Feb 10, 2020
• Podcast: Make my Monolith a Micro Feb 10, 2020
• Podcast: Your Buddy is Typing Feb 3, 2020
• Constructive Productivity: 5 Tools To Help You Work Better Feb 3, 2020
• Podcast - From Prison to Programming with the Code Cooperative Jan 27, 2020
• Meta Computers and Passive Billing: Paul and Rich on Various Things Jan 27, 2020
• Podcast: A chat with our CEO about the future of our company and community Jan 20, 2020
• The Private Network: Paul and Rich on Intranets Jan 20, 2020
• Podcast: Occam's Blazor Jan 13, 2020
• The 2020 Sh*tshow: Paul and Rich on what needs to change in the coming year Jan 13, 2020
• Podcast: The Director's Cutts Jan 6, 2020
• Top Trends of 2020 Jan 6, 2020
• User Friendly: A History Dec 16, 2019
• Podcast: Time For Some Major League Hacking Dec 16, 2019
• Podcast: Searching For The Next Frontier with Chris Dixon Dec 9, 2019
• Messy App Ecosystems: Paul and Rich on app stores Dec 9, 2019
• After App Stores Dec 3, 2019

  You saw that Apple Arcade will allow you to have access to lots of games for a monthly subscription, correct? No more in-app purchases. Just a bunch of ...

• How to Get Hired: Paul and Rich on good interviewing practices Dec 2, 2019
• Podcast: A Conversation with the Author of Black Software Dec 2, 2019
• Promoting Digital at the Met: What does it take to be the CDO at The Metropolitan Museum of Art? Nov 25, 2019
• Podcast: TFW You Accidentally Delete Your Database Nov 24, 2019
• Podcast: A Few Of Our Favorite Things About React Nov 18, 2019
• Accountability Tools: Paul and Rich on How They Stay On Track Nov 18, 2019
• You graduated from coding bootcamp. Now what? Nov 11, 2019
• Monetizing Your Brand: An interview with New York Times journalist Taylor Lorenz Nov 11, 2019
• What's the worst bug you've ever dealt with? Nov 4, 2019
• Layers of Dirt: Paul and Rich on feature driven development Nov 4, 2019

  Software is like people: On this week’s episode of Track Changes, Paul and Rich sit down to discuss software baggage. We chat about how a simple software idea can morph into layers and layers of product features and about how implementing use-cases can lead to confusing and bloated software.

• Product-Led Growth: A conversation with Variance’s Noah Brier and James Gross Oct 28, 2019
• The Pros and Cons of Programming with ADHD Oct 28, 2019
• How to Make Sales and Influence People: Paul and Rich on How to Sell Software Oct 21, 2019
• Episode #125: 'Tilde Club' and Mechanical Keyboards Oct 21, 2019
• An Interview with Stack Overflow CEO Prashanth Chandrasekar Oct 20, 2019
• The Stack Overflow Podcast is Back! Oct 14, 2019
• Going Codeless: Is this the way of the future? Oct 14, 2019
• Understanding Coders: A Conversation with Technology Writer Clive Thompson Oct 7, 2019

  Constant tweaking and improving: This week on Track Changes we are joined by friend and tech writer Clive Thompson, to talk about his most recent book Coders: The Making of a New Tribe and the Remaking of the World. We chat about coder culture, its influence on society, and why the search for efficiency can sometimes be a double-edged sword.

• Warning Signs: What to Look Out For When Working in the Tech Industry Sep 30, 2019
• Getting to the Heart of the Web Economy: A Look at the HiQ v. LinkedIn Lawsuit Sep 23, 2019
• That Will Never Work: A Conversation with Netflix Co-founder Marc Randolph Sep 16, 2019
• All Managed Up Sep 10, 2019

  I used to hate people managing up to me. I'd feel like I was being shepherded, but over time I started noticing that a lot of the time it wasn't people ...

• The Global Internet: Does it Really Exist? Sep 9, 2019
• Inspect Element: What’s Hiding Behind the Web Page You’re Looking At? Sep 2, 2019
• Can We Sue The Internet?: Paul and Rich on Holding The Internet to Account Aug 26, 2019
• Paul Ford Aug 21, 2019
• Analyze Society and You Have A Trend: A conversation with The Markup’s Adrianne Jeffries Aug 19, 2019
• The Design System Has To Reflect The Business: Paul and Rich on Twitter’s Redesign Aug 12, 2019
• Carrot Centralization Aug 7, 2019

  One of the joys of my job is I get to talk to hundreds of people about their technology problems. Some hire us; many don't. But it's extremely interesting ...

• Playing With Fire: Why Email Is a Dangerous Game Aug 6, 2019
• There’s still hope for building on the web Aug 5, 2019
• You Don&apos;t Release Software, You Let It Escape: Paul and Rich on Shipping Jul 29, 2019

  To ship or not to ship: Software is never ready, but sometimes you have to ship it. This week Paul and Rich sit down to talk about the difficulties of shipping software.

• Do Humans Need Privacy: Paul and Rich on Superhuman and Zoom Jul 22, 2019
• Content Management for Enterprise : A conversation with Percolate’s Noah Brier Jul 15, 2019
• Put a Saddle on It Jul 9, 2019

  There's a Netflix show called The Toys That Made Us with an episode about He-Man and the Masters of the Universe toys. He-Man toys were ...

• Creating Need: Paul and Rich put a critical lens on new industry trends Jul 8, 2019
• idea: a mailing list where you have to reply to the prompt... Jul 3, 2019
• i trained a gan on the democratic candidates and had... Jul 3, 2019
• a service where someone comes over and you dictate the... Jul 3, 2019
• Resilient Management: A conversation with management expert Lara Hogan Jul 1, 2019
• Happy Pride, nerds. Jun 30, 2019

  Happy Pride, nerds.

• I'm at an MTA-themed comedy/news performance and it's... Jun 27, 2019

  I'm at an MTA-themed comedy/news performance and it's really good. https://twitter.

• This story is amazing. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/featur... Jun 27, 2019

  This story is amazing. https://www.

• My 7yo son just said “Brazzers” out loud as we walked to... Jun 26, 2019

  My 7yo son just said “Brazzers” out loud as we walked to school and I was sure I was losing my mind. https://twitter.

• My kids told me that Iceland is a volcanic island and I... Jun 26, 2019

  My kids told me that Iceland is a volcanic island and I said that I knew that, and that the biggest volcano was named Björk.

• For every Manic Monday there is a Depressive Tuesday. Jun 25, 2019

  For every Manic Monday there is a Depressive Tuesday.

• harry potter and the gartner magic quadrant Jun 25, 2019
• can you get a bachelor's degree in SEO yet Jun 25, 2019
• so are you supposed to drink water or not Jun 25, 2019
• People criticize NYC but where else do you get to vote... Jun 25, 2019

  People criticize NYC but where else do you get to vote every single week?

• This book is a next-level Brooklyn 2nd-grade public school... Jun 24, 2019

  This book is a next-level Brooklyn 2nd-grade public school artifact, left to right: Dr. Mae Jemison, possibly Temple Grandin, Basquiat, Harvey Milk, Ada Lovelace, Coco Chanel, (not sure), maybe Wilma Rudolph, Maya Angelou, poss.

• Daughter's fox https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/11433200808... Jun 24, 2019

  Daughter's fox https://twitter.

• Software Centralization vs. Decentralization: Which Is Best? Jun 24, 2019
• A history of the Iraq War, told totally in lies... Jun 24, 2019

  A history of the Iraq War, told totally in lies https://samsmitharchives. wordpress.

• Apparently the digitally-enabled sous vide device space is... Jun 23, 2019

  Apparently the digitally-enabled sous vide device space is filled with tales of bagstabbing. https://twitter.

• Poll: Of the various SEO/site/platform competitive analysis... Jun 23, 2019

  Poll: Of the various SEO/site/platform competitive analysis tools which do you like best? If none of these four please tell me.

• Would I enjoy Nemo Gentleman Vangelis Ganglion? Jun 21, 2019

  Would I enjoy Nemo Gentleman Vangelis Ganglion?

• Heavy rain is God's way of letting us know that NYC's... Jun 21, 2019

  Heavy rain is God's way of letting us know that NYC's infrastructure is utterly unprepared for climate change.

• A sci-fi story where the main character is an utterly... Jun 20, 2019

  A sci-fi story where the main character is an utterly committed activist who spends all their time online arguing their beliefs and then comes to realize they're a bot.

• Please God how https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/11416585243... Jun 20, 2019

  Please God how https://twitter.

• Enough of this bullshit. It's time to fill in the East... Jun 19, 2019

  Enough of this bullshit. It's time to fill in the East River and build the quadborough arcology.

• All of the @PostlightStudio employees are in town and we... Jun 19, 2019

  All of the @PostlightStudio employees are in town and we are all on an emceed bus that has sideways stadium seating. https://twitter.

• Nick needs a large raise. https://twitter.com/toomuchnick/st... Jun 19, 2019

  Nick needs a large raise. https://twitter.

• BANNERS. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/11410208... Jun 18, 2019

  BANNERS. https://twitter.

• It's going to be a long century.... Jun 18, 2019

  It's going to be a long century. https://twitter.

• The two best parts of every state park.... Jun 18, 2019

  The two best parts of every state park. https://twitter.

• Getting People To Click: A Conversation With Banner Ad Expert Al Rotches Jun 17, 2019
• I'm 44 and never had a cavity. My molar really hurts in a... Jun 17, 2019

  I'm 44 and never had a cavity. My molar really hurts in a new way—like when something touches the tooth it feels like my brain is filled ball lightning.

• Happy Cannes to all the bronds! Jun 17, 2019

  Happy Cannes to all the bronds!

• This is the current winner for all-time shittiest leadgen.... Jun 16, 2019

  This is the current winner for all-time shittiest leadgen. https://twitter.

• I've been told I'm not critical enough of the big tech... Jun 15, 2019

  I've been told I'm not critical enough of the big tech platforms by one smart person and not optimistic enough about tech by another smart person and I've never felt more like a smug NYC play-it-down-the-middle dipshit writer. And it's wonderful.

• Most people don't think of NYC as a beach town but it is.... Jun 15, 2019

  Most people don't think of NYC as a beach town but it is. https://twitter.

• Friends it's Five Star Friday! Go on iTunes and give your... Jun 14, 2019

  Friends it's Five Star Friday! Go on iTunes and give your favorite podcast five stars.

• Dooooo it https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/11395173128248... Jun 14, 2019

  Dooooo it https://twitter.

• Dash, @PostlightStudio's app that helps people make... Jun 14, 2019

  Dash, @PostlightStudio 's app that helps people make decisions (instead of just chatting all day) is right up there on the Slack app store. http://slack.

• What is an opinion you deeply hold that few people expect... Jun 14, 2019

  What is an opinion you deeply hold that few people expect you to have at all? For example, I strongly believe that Ray of Light is the best Madonna album.

• The lost opportunity not to name Jordan Peterson's new... Jun 14, 2019

  The lost opportunity not to name Jordan Peterson's new social network http://actual. ly.

• Don't be a Guy of La Mancha be a Man of La Mancha. Jun 13, 2019

  Don't be a Guy of La Mancha be a Man of La Mancha.

• &lt;toast&gt; is a &lt;marquee&gt; element. Jun 13, 2019

  &amp;lt;toast&amp;gt; is a &amp;lt;marquee&amp;gt; element.

• My father just emailed this with no further context and it... Jun 13, 2019

  My father just emailed this with no further context and it feels like reality is melting. https://twitter.

• Salome was the first modern web programmer because she... Jun 12, 2019

  Salome was the first modern web programmer because she definitely preferred headless.

• Pret has like two breakfast items and apparently it's the... Jun 12, 2019

  Pret has like two breakfast items and apparently it's the hardest decision some people will ever make.

• When will science create a dentist that calls you back? Jun 11, 2019

  When will science create a dentist that calls you back?

• This is beautifully lazy. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Jun 11, 2019

  This is beautifully lazy. https://twitter.

• amazon web services has a "loft" in nyc... Jun 11, 2019

  amazon web services has a "loft" in nyc https://www. google.

• I would like to share with you, the readers of the New York... Jun 11, 2019

  I would like to share with you, the readers of the New York Times Magazine, my deeply normal love of reading open source project git commit logs. https://nyti.

• The first jinx is just plain jinx The second jinx is... Jun 11, 2019
• Well hell, many belated thanks to Jean Purdy.... Jun 11, 2019

  Well hell, many belated thanks to Jean Purdy. https://www.

• Letter of Recommendation: Bug Fixes Jun 10, 2019
• Improving Slack: The Postlight team on developing their new product Dash Jun 10, 2019
• I have a lot of thoughts about cover stories and article... Jun 8, 2019

  I have a lot of thoughts about cover stories and article length.

• Mo's world is so different than my world. I noticed that... Jun 7, 2019

  Mo's world is so different than my world. I noticed that Core has really good branding.

• how in the world are people back into astrology Jun 7, 2019
• Once again in my stupid adult life I am reading a Neal... Jun 5, 2019

  Once again in my stupid adult life I am reading a Neal Stephenson novel.

• (polygamously) my wives Jun 5, 2019
• I want to create a personalized news startup called Some... Jun 5, 2019

  I want to create a personalized news startup called Some Personal News and then hire a bunch of people from on here, and just lean back and enjoy the results.

• This is cool Jeff Bezos and I can take the M55 bus to South... Jun 5, 2019

  This is cool Jeff Bezos and I can take the M55 bus to South Ferry together! https://twitter.

• Stop Touching It: Paul and Rich on Software Updates Jun 3, 2019
• The Most Powerful Words in Tech are "It Depends" Jun 3, 2019

  I wrote the cover story in Wired magazine this month. It's called “Why I (Still) Love Tech: In Defense of a Difficult Industry.” It's a little weird to be ...

• Public accountability statement that no matter what future... Jun 3, 2019

  Public accountability statement that no matter what future Paul says, he doesn't need to buy any more expensive desktop computers from Apple, and if he says he does please refer him to this tweet.

• Teachers should teach this, it is great and offers no easy... Jun 3, 2019

  Teachers should teach this, it is great and offers no easy answers aside from “listen. ” https://twitter.

• Sometimes you just want those mumps.... Jun 2, 2019

  Sometimes you just want those mumps. https://twitter.

• This thing is cool. https://twitter.com/jasonwbade/status/11... May 31, 2019

  This thing is cool. https://twitter.

• When a SaaS co tells you "we're changing the terms of our... May 31, 2019

  When a SaaS co tells you "we're changing the terms of our API" could they also tell you "this probably won't affect you based on how you use it" or "this might change your billing structure"? Could an industry use data to help paying customers instead of just upselling them?

• I know we're supposed to lament adtech but did you ever... May 30, 2019

  I know we're supposed to lament adtech but did you ever think how many valuable human hours have been spent implementing date pickers.

• Working at an agency, sometimes I wonder which of our... May 30, 2019

  Working at an agency, sometimes I wonder which of our employees switched their identity with a dead Lieutenant during the Korean War.

• I stared into the abyss and the abyss said good morning. May 30, 2019

  I stared into the abyss and the abyss said good morning.

• Leo Burnett Tailor Made pitch meetings: “I present...the... May 30, 2019

  Leo Burnett Tailor Made pitch meetings: “I present... the Altria computer virus.

• What sucks is the sneaking. For the same investment they... May 30, 2019

  What sucks is the sneaking. For the same investment they could have contributed to the commons in a transparent and significant way and looked like heroes.

• So @maureenflaherty just Slacked me photos of many dresses... May 29, 2019
• Via @richziade: “Machado Price Per Hit (Pricey!)” - check... May 29, 2019

  Via @richziade : “Machado Price Per Hit (Pricey! )” - check out my Tinysheet, a mini-spreadsheet by @PostlightStudio #N4IgzgFghgTgpgQRjEAuA2iAjABgAQCecseAxgPYB2ALjFKdSADQgAkAzDl918yAApwYeAJrEULALwAhLAHpcfJSwTU8AIyjUwfAKy8WACQCW2vlnYAmPtK3VjlAOZ4EAN0d9JACnW656gBYASgAqXAMQZQEYY1I4PEFhE0YpaUs5aV0QAF0WSDg4agAVUwAbODQQAFl6aAATcgSYuIShPGS8L35muAIAQiCQAF8gA " target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://tinysheet.

• I saw an article today about "how to get into PJ Harvey"... May 29, 2019
• Anyone: Feelin' stylish! Fashion editors: Better be... May 29, 2019

  Anyone: Feelin' stylish! Fashion editors: Better be effortless.

• I'm missing the office Yankees game outing (+ snack/beer... May 29, 2019

  I'm missing the office Yankees game outing (+ snack/beer wristband) to finish something important and I've never felt more like I have to stay in and practice my violin in my entire life.

• I started keeping a little video album of calming scenes.... May 29, 2019

  I started keeping a little video album of calming scenes. https://twitter.

• Peaceful https://imgur.com/gallery/NeeXX2W May 28, 2019

  Peaceful https://imgur.

• I have no memory of this morning and yet somehow the kids... May 28, 2019

  I have no memory of this morning and yet somehow the kids got to school and I ended up at work.

• one from the vaullllt (also https://www.vice.com/en_us/artic... May 28, 2019

  one from the vaullllt (also https://www. vice.

• Twitter person: hey tweeps what's your favorite... May 28, 2019

  Twitter person: hey tweeps what's your favorite color?

• Do you have a goofy pop song you love, but it's been... May 28, 2019

  Do you have a goofy pop song you love, but it's been rendered unlistenable by constant use in commercials, TV, and movies? Mine is "Love Train.

• This is one of those book titles where it really means... May 28, 2019

  This is one of those book titles where it really means something different if it's fiction or non-fiction. https://twitter.

• Technical Definitions: A conversation with Wordnik’s founder Erin McKean May 27, 2019
• Back on the bike and time to bump this 2012 classic.... May 27, 2019

  Back on the bike and time to bump this 2012 classic. https://twitter.

• I know it's Saturday night, and I'm going to ask a question... May 25, 2019

  I know it's Saturday night, and I'm going to ask a question that reveals my true self and I need you all to be chill. Here goes: Is there a good DSL for business process automation or a simplified version of BPNM out there?

• i got Docker working on my Ubuntu laptop so that's 2014... May 25, 2019

  i got Docker working on my Ubuntu laptop so that's 2014 worked out.

• Put the gum down before you lose everything. Is what I just... May 25, 2019

  Put the gum down before you lose everything. Is what I just said to my daughter.

• I think about these numbers a lot and what you can do to... May 24, 2019

  I think about these numbers a lot and what you can do to change them or make them meaningful #N4IgzgFghgTgpgQRjEAuA2iA6gexgawEsA7AcwAIAbQgMzgHoBPGMEAGhABZP2QAJFvQAmURrwAcvXARIURjMExQcATADYAjLwAycMGHIA3KAGMoAF0I5i5eaw4aArFLxEy5CDgCuLXgF4AIQ0AKgCVYIAKAIBmAFoAzgBKXgBZODhLMgMABzgYW1FeaNT0zIpKODJzCHoIZRAtDgEDEnIAW1LZexBAkIC1UIB2SJj4pN5mqjgac3IcQzz -AMd4yQBdDkhSgBVCcwq0bFdZD28WclaoKlo4EABfIA" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://tinysheet. com/?

• There is no better judge of design than @redkeg.... May 24, 2019

  There is no better judge of design than @redkeg . https://twitter.

• Future BBC journalist: In your book you write that many... May 24, 2019

  Future BBC journalist: In your book you write that many controversial figures on social media died violently. Author: I did.

• Dothrakis are all curvy knife guys... May 24, 2019

  Dothrakis are all curvy knife guys https://twitter.

• Just look at this ridiculousness. We love building... May 22, 2019

  Just look at this ridiculousness. We love building platforms.

• Developer friends, we all use Salesforce. It's no longer a... May 22, 2019

  Developer friends, we all use Salesforce. It's no longer a choice.

• I feel that in terms of Personal Branding Moments I am... May 22, 2019

  I feel that in terms of Personal Branding Moments I am being pretty chill.

• Look whose article is going to represent 0.00000000000001%... May 22, 2019

  Look whose article is going to represent 0. 00000000000001% of Apple's revenue for the next month, you're welcome Tim Cook https://twitter.

• Friends, I tweeted out a netlify dev URL. I cannot ever... May 21, 2019

  Friends, I tweeted out a netlify dev URL. I cannot ever escape this shame.

• It used to be that you had to spend all your time... May 21, 2019

  It used to be that you had to spend all your time sysadminning your local dev environments to make anything work, but what's cool now is that when you write software with docker you get to sysadmin an essentially infinite number of machines.

• There's a great guest list for tonight's @PostlightStudio... May 21, 2019

  There's a great guest list for tonight's @PostlightStudio labs product unveiling event and given that the weather is good and it's a Tuesday somewhere between 50 and 500 people will show up, including all of your friends. See you tonight!

• Dear Technology, We Still Love You: Paul and Rich Come to Tech’s Defense May 20, 2019
• AT&amp;T owns HBO which means that their CEO sits upon the... May 19, 2019

  AT&amp;amp;T owns HBO which means that their CEO sits upon the Iron Phone.

• Alice: "Bob does no real work. It's all buzzwords. He's a... May 19, 2019

  Alice: "Bob does no real work. It's all buzzwords.

• People say America sucks but we just found five brand new... May 19, 2019

  People say America sucks but we just found five brand new water pistols on a stoop right after getting pancakes.

• I am out standing. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1129780... May 18, 2019

  I am out standing. https://twitter.

• Proud to say I just deleted a tweet before posting it. It... May 18, 2019

  Proud to say I just deleted a tweet before posting it. It was about a section of a prominent local newspaper.

• I know I'm getting older because I don't understand why in... May 17, 2019

  I know I'm getting older because I don't understand why in 2019 sex includes Rachel Weisz running you over in a car.

• My son was briefly incredibly interested in web browser... May 17, 2019

  My son was briefly incredibly interested in web browser cookies, until I explained them.

• A British guy asked if my wife was in the House of Lords... May 16, 2019

  A British guy asked if my wife was in the House of Lords and I said, That's https://twitter.

• POLL: Tomorrow's de Blasio announcement... May 15, 2019

  POLL: Tomorrow's de Blasio announcement...

• Next Tuesday evening, May 21, at @PostlightStudio we are... May 15, 2019

  Next Tuesday evening, May 21, at @PostlightStudio we are having a party and launching/sharing out a vast trove of Postlight Labs projects. https://www.

• POLL: When they reboot the Avengers franchise in 2029 May 15, 2019
• Okay sure. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/112864952523573... May 15, 2019

  Okay sure. https://twitter.

• A few months ago @WIRED asked me to write down what I still... May 14, 2019

  A few months ago @WIRED asked me to write down what I still love about tech, now that the industry's shine is dulled by mass distrust. Here it is: https://www.

• POLL: Best Java technology May 13, 2019
• The Problem with Software: A Conversation With Former Microsoft Programmer Adam Barr May 13, 2019
• Why I (Still) Love Tech: In Defense of a Difficult Industry May 13, 2019
• Heeeeeeelp please. https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/statu... May 13, 2019

  Heeeeeeelp please. https://twitter.

• This is a public cervix announcement.... May 13, 2019

  This is a public cervix announcement. https://twitter.

• Most superhero movies are just about people getting dressed. May 11, 2019

  Most superhero movies are just about people getting dressed.

• (Making conversation at the sandwich shop.) And is there a... May 11, 2019

  (Making conversation at the sandwich shop. ) And is there a ma-nini?

• tag yourself i'm sfih''ihsagjlsaglksd';hksdakn'awgr'hk;agr... May 10, 2019

  tag yourself i'm sfih''ihsagjlsaglksd';hksdakn'awgr'hk;agr https://twitter.

• Me: I would like a KING’S HAWAIIAN® SMOKEHOUSE BRISKET with... May 10, 2019

  Me: I would like a KING’S HAWAIIAN® SMOKEHOUSE BRISKET with CURLY FRIES and a BARQ’S ROOT BEER®. Stranger: Sir this is Twitter.

• As an agency @PostlightStudio receives a goodly number of... May 9, 2019

  As an agency @PostlightStudio receives a goodly number of Requests for Proposals for Website projects. We love to help our clients any way we can.

• Social media has divided our nation. We need a president to... May 9, 2019

  Social media has divided our nation. We need a president to unify us.

• This is very tricky the more I think about it.... May 8, 2019

  This is very tricky the more I think about it. https://twitter.

• This is a true blockchain mess which is really saying... May 8, 2019

  This is a true blockchain mess which is really saying something. https://www.

• Opening and closing my mouth like a fish.... May 8, 2019

  Opening and closing my mouth like a fish. https://twitter.

• Bruce Hornsby...he had the range May 7, 2019

  Bruce Hornsby...

• Stepping Away to Think Better: Paul and Rich on Making Time for Creative Thinking May 6, 2019
• Imagine Twitter with this red button.... May 6, 2019

  Imagine Twitter with this red button. https://twitter.

• It's not even 7am and it's clear that the Starbucks cup... May 6, 2019

  It's not even 7am and it's clear that the Starbucks cup goof in Game of Thrones is going to render Twitter unusable for much of the day.

• We did a Harry Potter themed yoga YouTube class as a family... May 5, 2019

  We did a Harry Potter themed yoga YouTube class as a family since it was raining, and it was not extremely dignified.

• If I lived in the Duniverse I would name my hamster CHOAM... May 5, 2019

  If I lived in the Duniverse I would name my hamster CHOAM Nomsky.

• He loves her more but I got to stay home.... May 5, 2019

  He loves her more but I got to stay home. https://twitter.

• I showed my kids that we, too, used to have Scholastic Book... May 4, 2019

  I showed my kids that we, too, used to have Scholastic Book Fair catalogs, and they asked, what's wrong with Garfield? So I tried to explain Heathcliff and after 20 minutes of clips and cartoons and blogs I am so much more confused.

• Scrolling through this is a terrifying rollercoaster of... May 3, 2019

  Scrolling through this is a terrifying rollercoaster of blackout rage and lifelong love. https://twitter.

• Good luck @patbits. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/112434... May 3, 2019

  Good luck @patbits . https://twitter.

• I've been saying, “oh, life,” for ten years but recently it... May 2, 2019

  I've been saying, “oh, life,” for ten years but recently it hasn't been ironic at all.

• aajgdkak;klhfsljnjfb https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mod... May 2, 2019

  aajgdkak;klhfsljnjfb https://www. mcsweeneys.

• This publication features great nerd content (see the JPEG... May 2, 2019

  This publication features great nerd content (see the JPEG editor built into this page) and each file can be downloaded as a WARC file to encourage decentralized archiving of interactive content. It's...

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1123789371428233216/photo/... May 1, 2019

  https://twitter.

• My daughter told me tonight to turn off Twitter "so you can... May 1, 2019

  My daughter told me tonight to turn off Twitter "so you can be there for me" and I can't identify any fault in the request.

• I left to teach a class and they put the puppet of me on my... Apr 30, 2019

  I left to teach a class and they put the puppet of me on my new boots. That's the DuoLingo owl face-down behind the puppet; it was watching and fell over.

• soul mining is 40 and storm the studio is 30 so I bought... Apr 30, 2019
• I finished an essay last week, and I know that people will... Apr 30, 2019

  I finished an essay last week, and I know that people will find it problematic on social media, but it won't be published for a few weeks, so I am in a state of extreme banticipation.

• Reflecting on Gmail 15 Years Later Apr 29, 2019
• Nothing is better than a 1960s kids joke book bought at the... Apr 26, 2019

  Nothing is better than a 1960s kids joke book bought at the used book store for an impromptu feminist theory teaching text.

• When McWatters says he's looking for input and feedback... Apr 26, 2019

  When McWatters says he's looking for input and feedback because he's re-designing this, he means it. He's working hard to build the simplest communication tool he can and he listens very intently.

• You know people are always talking about how ancient... Apr 24, 2019

  You know people are always talking about how ancient sculpture was painted to be lifelike and that sounds kind of cool? And then I saw this.

• Here is the snake that just bit my wife. Both snake and... Apr 24, 2019

  Here is the snake that just bit my wife. Both snake and wife seem to be okay.

• Know your funnel! https://postlight.com/trackchanges/podcast... Apr 23, 2019

  Know your funnel! https://postlight.

• This ends beautifully. That's right, my god. Throw it away... Apr 23, 2019

  This ends beautifully. That's right, my god.

• Stellar replies https://twitter.com/reynagarama/status/11187... Apr 22, 2019

  Stellar replies https://twitter.

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2019/02/27/gun... Apr 22, 2019

  https://www. washingtonpost.

• Marketing Funnels: You’re Just a Cog in the Machine Apr 22, 2019
• Peppa Pig (snort snort, snort snort snort snort... Apr 22, 2019
• We drive past a store called FOX FLOORS. Me to kids: I'm a... Apr 22, 2019

  We drive past a store called FOX FLOORS. Me to kids: I'm a fox and I want to give my gurl fren somethin speshul.

• God bless little free libraries... Apr 20, 2019

  God bless little free libraries https://twitter.

• See PDF matters https://www.pdfa.org/a-technical-and-cultura... Apr 20, 2019

  See PDF matters https://www. pdfa.

• Really good first-person story about helping asylum seekers... Apr 19, 2019

  Really good first-person story about helping asylum seekers in Texas, by @gob . https://www.

• One thing about actually advertising our company online is... Apr 19, 2019

  One thing about actually advertising our company online is that I now get lots of emails with body text like WANT BUILD ASS and I just write back and go, "hey, James, good to hear from you, what kind of ass are you trying to build?

• Axe throwing places are turning Brooklyn into a giant... Apr 19, 2019

  Axe throwing places are turning Brooklyn into a giant shopping maul. https://twitter.

• i'm angry now I'm on Twitter and I'm angry... Apr 19, 2019

  i'm angry now I'm on Twitter and I'm angry https://motherboard. vice.

• It is illegal to say that an apartment building is prime... Apr 19, 2019

  It is illegal to say that an apartment building is prime real estate, because it has been divided.

• My wife just sent me a picture of my son's weird blister so... Apr 18, 2019

  My wife just sent me a picture of my son's weird blister so now I'm on the bus looking through all kinds of blisters for the closest match and may throw up.

• I think of Philly as NYCs cool weird aunt who dgaf and this... Apr 17, 2019

  I think of Philly as NYCs cool weird aunt who dgaf and this reinforced that a lot. https://twitter.

• I need help. Sales help. Coordination help. So much help.... Apr 17, 2019

  I need help. Sales help.

• Me: “Section 1” Designers: “0000000001” Apr 17, 2019
• I need @popula to survive so I can.... Apr 16, 2019

  I need @popula to survive so I can. https://twitter.

• So many op-ed and cultural editors trying to remember if... Apr 15, 2019

  So many op-ed and cultural editors trying to remember if Umberto Eco is still alive right now.

• Chasing Paper in a Digital World Apr 15, 2019
• actual picture of programmers programming... Apr 14, 2019

  actual picture of programmers programming https://twitter.

• The Democratic nomination race is like watching the first... Apr 13, 2019

  The Democratic nomination race is like watching the first five minutes of a Wes Anderson film where the camera keeps moving up and down and through walls to introduce the characters but it's slowed down to last a full year.

• Midtown is lava. https://twitter.com/kristoncapps/status/111... Apr 12, 2019

  Midtown is lava. https://twitter.

• “Plus, of course, your piece, if you can actually get it... Apr 11, 2019

  “Plus, of course, your piece, if you can actually get it done in time. ” https://twitter.

• Had to delete the nice tweet because it was going to be... Apr 11, 2019

  Had to delete the nice tweet because it was going to be popular.

• Please for the love of all that is holy, do the brand... Apr 10, 2019

  Please for the love of all that is holy, do the brand first. https://postlight.

• In an extremely unexpected and deeply unfortunate turn of... Apr 10, 2019

  In an extremely unexpected and deeply unfortunate turn of events the boys of summer are back in town.

• I love how you'll dig something like Dire Straits up in... Apr 10, 2019

  I love how you'll dig something like Dire Straits up in Spotify and it will tell you that Mark Knopfler is playing in July in Gdánsk. It's perfectly irrelevant and I can think of nothing else.

• In my 20s I saw successful people in my orbit as fraudulent... Apr 10, 2019

  In my 20s I saw successful people in my orbit as fraudulent sellouts who didn't deserve their success. In my 40s those same people are as often as not...

• Do the Brand First Apr 9, 2019

  I've learned this the hard way, too many times. Clients come to Postlight and they say, "We need to stand up a new version of our website…" Go on… "—and ...

• Lots of people coming but not a terrifying number so... Apr 9, 2019

  Lots of people coming but not a terrifying number so sliders for all! https://twitter.

• Whatever this thing is, it had a terrible adolescence.... Apr 9, 2019

  Whatever this thing is, it had a terrible adolescence. https://twitter.

• But ... antennas. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/11155993... Apr 9, 2019

  But ... antennas.

• This elf blessed my timeline yesterday and looks a... Apr 9, 2019

  This elf blessed my timeline yesterday and looks a little/dresses a lot like my wife, @maureenflaherty , so I sent the picture to her and said "Your ears look good in this photo," but now she wants to know where it's from, and you can't find anything on Twitter. Does anyone know?

• You gotta tip 20% or more. Apr 8, 2019

  You gotta tip 20% or more.

• Levelling the Playing Field: A Look at the Spotify-Apple Feud Apr 8, 2019
• This is real nice. https://twitter.com/jeremyzilar/status/11... Apr 8, 2019

  This is real nice. https://twitter.

• If they made PralineToffee Amoretto you could order another... Apr 8, 2019

  If they made PralineToffee Amoretto you could order another case of it. https://twitter.

• We've been workshopping stationery-oriented jokes all... Apr 7, 2019

  We've been workshopping stationery-oriented jokes all weekend. So far we have: Q: What kind of party do a pen and pencil throw for a tape dispenser?

• My son just watched me use Twitter for a few minutes, and... Apr 6, 2019

  My son just watched me use Twitter for a few minutes, and finally he asked, "Is that endless?

• Democratic presidential candidates on Twitter is... Apr 6, 2019

  Democratic presidential candidates on Twitter is unbelievably bad. It's just pure hell discourse and worse, I see which friends liked what, and am becoming alienated from my peers in silence.

• Friends, @johnholdun has done it again... Apr 5, 2019

  Friends, @johnholdun has done it again https://variablestage.

• this is the wildest thing since Infosys bought Wongdoody... Apr 4, 2019

  this is the wildest thing since Infosys bought Wongdoody https://twitter.

• Now that I've seen Captain Marvel I want a ridiculous movie... Apr 4, 2019

  Now that I've seen Captain Marvel I want a ridiculous movie with Jude Law and Cate Blanchett as hot supercilious villains on a galactic Kree/Valhalla rampage. You could call it GATTACArol or...

• I'm trying hard to stop saying smushy bullshit like "do you... Apr 4, 2019

  I'm trying hard to stop saying smushy bullshit like "do you have that task? " when I'm talk/slacking with people who work with me, and instead just go "I want you to do that.

• Friends, @PostlightStudio keeps growing. I am responding to... Apr 4, 2019

  Friends, @PostlightStudio keeps growing. I am responding to lots of RFPs and juggling many leads.

• Friends! Lots of folks are coming but we'd be glad to see... Apr 4, 2019

  Friends! Lots of folks are coming but we'd be glad to see you too—the “live podcast” is a half hour of fun talking and then we hang out and nerd around for a few hours until the head of HR plays CLOSING TIME by Semisonic.

• happy birthday. I am glad we are friends. Apr 4, 2019

  @djacobs happy birthday. I am glad we are friends.

• The names are so good. https://twitter.com/JamesAKAJim/statu... Apr 3, 2019

  The names are so good. https://twitter.

• If you add Justin Vernon to Bruce Hornsby you get Peter... Apr 3, 2019

  If you add Justin Vernon to Bruce Hornsby you get Peter Gabriel and listen it's not everyone's cup of tea but it's mine. https://twitter.

• Sandpaper is paper's dark, gritty reboot. Apr 3, 2019

  Sandpaper is paper's dark, gritty reboot.

• Friends who need an extremely light API-powered... Apr 3, 2019

  Friends who need an extremely light API-powered CMS-in-the-cloud should check out Liftoff, an open source Labs experiment built on top of @airtable by @PostlightStudio engineer @fdsimms https://postlight.

• This piece is from 2017, but it's the only thing about... Apr 3, 2019

  This piece is from 2017, but it's the only thing about Brexit that ever made sense to me and I've been thinking about it since. https://www.

• My little boy asked me for an orange corgi that he could... Apr 2, 2019

  My little boy asked me for an orange corgi that he could name Sunset.

• It’s going to be sad when Twitter turns on dogs. Apr 2, 2019

  It’s going to be sad when Twitter turns on dogs.

• My complaint. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/111286807542... Apr 1, 2019

  My complaint. https://twitter.

• Learning to Code to Understand Technology | A Conversation with Andrew Smith Apr 1, 2019

  Why Go In? : On today’s episode of Track Changes, Rich and Paul sit down with Andrew Smith, a journalist and writer who recently learned to code.

• Some personal news I was just promoted to edgeduke. Apr 1, 2019

  Some personal news I was just promoted to edgeduke.

• Today is the greatest day online, both a great day for... Apr 1, 2019

  Today is the greatest day online, both a great day for unfunny, self-congratulatory tech dorks and for exhausting, sanctimonious scolds of all sorts, on a platform almost perfectly designed to amplify your mutual unbearability.

• He did a real good job. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/11... Mar 31, 2019

  He did a real good job. https://twitter.

• What is one book from the future you wish you could read... Mar 31, 2019

  What is one book from the future you wish you could read today? For me it's the DSM-10.

• Happy trans visibility day to the wonderful trans super... Mar 31, 2019

  Happy trans visibility day to the wonderful trans super nerds I share stupid puns with on here.

• Looks like we pushed nature too far.... Mar 31, 2019

  Looks like we pushed nature too far. https://twitter.

• Fellow white Ditmas BK parents, PS139's enrollment is... Mar 29, 2019

  Fellow white Ditmas BK parents, PS139's enrollment is falling as this neighborhood grows. Apparently we're sending our beloved little garlic cloves to other school$.

• Generations aren't real things, merely undefined social... Mar 29, 2019

  Generations aren't real things, merely undefined social constructs that make it easy for people in the culture industry to ascribe significance to large swaths of pop culture, but that has nothing to do with why I won't vote for Bulbasaur for president.

• Gen X erasure is extremely lamestain. Mar 29, 2019

  Gen X erasure is extremely lamestain.

• Gen X erasure Needs. To. Stop and you all need to give a... Mar 29, 2019

  Gen X erasure Needs. To.

• I'm REALLY proud of our small-but-growing @PostlightStudio... Mar 27, 2019

  I'm REALLY proud of our small-but-growing @PostlightStudio for making a commitment to parental leave, proud of @merefranz for pushing for it to happen, and proud that we have welcomed EIGHT kids with four more kids on the way. https://postlight.

• Poll: Buying a second weighted blanket. Mar 27, 2019

  Poll: Buying a second weighted blanket.

• Our experience is lotsa clicks and no conversions.... Mar 27, 2019

  Our experience is lotsa clicks and no conversions. https://twitter.

• It's true why punish your past self when you could instead... Mar 26, 2019

  It's true why punish your past self when you could instead accept your past self. https://twitter.

• I think I found the bug. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1... Mar 26, 2019

  I think I found the bug. https://twitter.

• How much TV/Hulu/Netflix/HBO/etc do you watch? Mar 26, 2019

  How much TV/Hulu/Netflix/HBO/etc do you watch?

• Managing At My Worst and At My Best Mar 25, 2019

  It is always a negotiation: This week on Track Changes, Paul and Rich discuss how to be a good manager and leader of people. We compare past experiences we’ve had as managers at our worst and best selves, and what we’ve learned from them (Tip: do not passive aggressively go in!

• Let's see if she emails Mar 25, 2019
• The nice young lady selling me new clothes at the big &amp;... Mar 25, 2019

  The nice young lady selling me new clothes at the big &amp;amp; tall store just got out of a programming boot camp, and we're going to talk through her portfolio over email.

• My kids are playing a game where you make puns with the... Mar 24, 2019

  My kids are playing a game where you make puns with the states, like “Where do pencils live? ” (Pennsylvania) and so far I've got “How does Tommy Wiseau greet the letter ‘O’?

• It's so amazing that they titled a crime drama set in... Mar 22, 2019

  It's so amazing that they titled a crime drama set in Boston "The Departed" so that you HAVE to do an accent when you say it, it's like titling an Australian movie "A Good Day to Die" or a New York movie, "Your Europe.

• I named this event https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lets-put-the... Mar 22, 2019

  I named this event https://www. eventbrite.

• will there be blogging in heaven Mar 22, 2019
• How many scarves do you own? Mar 21, 2019

  How many scarves do you own?

• Producer: Listen, it's 2019, we have to give people what... Mar 21, 2019

  Producer: Listen, it's 2019, we have to give people what they want. Dido: I said arpeggiate the fucking strings, Carl.

• Everyone here with all the Theranos what happened to... Mar 21, 2019
• RubberBandits 2020 https://twitter.com/Rubberbandits/status/... Mar 21, 2019

  RubberBandits 2020 https://twitter.

• In-app purchases are the worst thing that has happened to... Mar 21, 2019

  In-app purchases are the worst thing that has happened to software. https://twitter.

• Just trotting out this great Internet thing... Mar 20, 2019

  Just trotting out this great Internet thing https://twitter.

• i'm not ready for the emotional pull of new microsoft... Mar 19, 2019

  i'm not ready for the emotional pull of new microsoft https://www. microsoft.

• Saying things. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/11... Mar 19, 2019

  Saying things. https://twitter.

• Friends @richziade and I are doing an extra-nerdy evening... Mar 19, 2019

  Friends @richziade and I are doing an extra-nerdy evening live podcast recording at @PostlightStudio here in NYC, Thursday, April 11 at 6PM https://www. meetup.

• I'm a vacuum parent I suck at parenting. Mar 19, 2019

  I'm a vacuum parent I suck at parenting.

• Steve Jobs: look at this iPhone it is beautiful Audience:... Mar 19, 2019
• It’s Good to Be the Idiot: A Conversation on 3D and Diving into New Technology Mar 18, 2019
• Spotify you have to chill https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Mar 18, 2019

  Spotify you have to chill https://twitter.

• What should you have done? Mar 16, 2019

  What should you have done?

• Tough but fair https://twitter.com/netmanchris/status/110693... Mar 16, 2019

  Tough but fair https://twitter.

• #feeltheberm https://nyti.ms/2UDDzSu Mar 16, 2019

  #feeltheberm https://nyti.

• Congratulations to @textfiles on a great traffic day to... Mar 15, 2019

  Congratulations to @textfiles on a great traffic day to come!

• It goes by too fast but I think this code uses promises.... Mar 14, 2019

  It goes by too fast but I think this code uses promises. https://twitter.

• The new on-board speech to text processing on the Google... Mar 13, 2019

  The new on-board speech to text processing on the Google Pixel 3 is so ridiculously good that it feels like uncanny super future magic. It's changing my perception of how you could work in the future.

• It's good to see people celebrating but I'm East Coast... Mar 13, 2019

  It's good to see people celebrating but I'm East Coast Orthodox WWW. On October 1, 2024, I will celebrate the 30th anniversary of the W3C and the 38th birthday of ISO 8879:1986 Information processing (SGML).

• is blepfast tine wons mor https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Mar 13, 2019

  is blepfast tine wons mor https://twitter.

• whole thing ends with steve buscemi in a wood chipper out... Mar 12, 2019
• Cough medicine is expensive and so you don't use it unless... Mar 12, 2019

  Cough medicine is expensive and so you don't use it unless you have to. That's congestion pricing.

• Letting Design Function: Product Designers Talk Relay Mar 11, 2019
• This just happened on my home screen and quarters started... Mar 11, 2019

  This just happened on my home screen and quarters started spraying out of my USB jack. https://twitter.

• Lexus is promoting a 60,000 hour film on craftsmanship on... Mar 10, 2019

  Lexus is promoting a 60,000 hour film on craftsmanship on Amazon Prime that will have a special player so you can skip around. https://adage.

• At one point she says it has a ten horsepower engine, but... Mar 10, 2019

  At one point she says it has a ten horsepower engine, but they just move in to the next fact. https://twitter.

• My son won't believe me that a food court is a place with a... Mar 9, 2019

  My son won't believe me that a food court is a place with a judge where food is brought to justice.

• This is can sell culture. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Mar 9, 2019

  This is can sell culture. https://twitter.

• There's just...no content. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Mar 8, 2019

  There's just... no content.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1104183485344960517/photo/... Mar 8, 2019

  https://twitter.

• i think about this and only this every day... Mar 8, 2019

  i think about this and only this every day https://www. johndcook.

• You know what I haven't done in a while is download a Bible... Mar 8, 2019

  You know what I haven't done in a while is download a Bible app, and that is how I subscribed to 50 separate newsletters.

• Looks like Microsoft open-sourced Calculator just in time.... Mar 8, 2019

  Looks like Microsoft open-sourced Calculator just in time. https://twitter.

• Some personnel news! Building software is hard and these... Mar 8, 2019

  Some personnel news! Building software is hard and these two humans are unbelievably good at it.

• Comedian career trajectory: Phase 1: Filthy sex... Mar 8, 2019
• Jeremy Mack and Aaron Ortbals Named Postlight Partners Mar 7, 2019

  We’re pleased to announce that Jeremy Mack is now a Managing Partner at Postlight, and that Aaron Ortbals is a Partner at Postlight. Jeremy Mack, Managing ...

• So @harper asked @dylanreed to make a puppet of me and send... Mar 6, 2019

  So @harper asked @dylanreed to make a puppet of me and send it to the office and I'm losing my mind. https://twitter.

• This week has been rough with the snow day, sick kid,... Mar 6, 2019

  This week has been rough with the snow day, sick kid, freezing cold, overdue library books, infirm parents, impending doom, missing deadline, normal nightmares, crowded bus, hole in sweater—however, I bought a three pack of four-color clicky pens.

• Encouraging to once again see the Democrats in Congress... Mar 6, 2019

  Encouraging to once again see the Democrats in Congress fighting their one sworn enemy, themselves.

• Also MayoSHOULD and MayoCOULD. https://twitter.com/wusa9/sta... Mar 5, 2019

  Also MayoSHOULD and MayoCOULD. https://twitter.

• okay five more pix and then i'm done Mar 4, 2019
• What if Al Capone wrote C++?: Evan Ratliff on the The Mastermind, Paul Le Roux Mar 4, 2019
• on the downside it's a snow day and there are six kids at... Mar 4, 2019
• Does anyone else remember a kid's book where they were... Mar 3, 2019

  Does anyone else remember a kid's book where they were crossing west for the territories and the dad would read from the book of Habbukuk? I think it was a super famous book but no luck.

• It's always embarrassing when, after months of fighting it,... Mar 2, 2019

  It's always embarrassing when, after months of fighting it, you realize how to structure an essay, because it's always something like "write it as a letter to your kids for them to read ten years from now.

• It's time I came clean and told you...he's nacho son... Mar 1, 2019

  It's time I came clean and told you... he's nacho son https://twitter.

• I don't know where to start. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Feb 28, 2019

  I don't know where to start. https://twitter.

• i just found a screenshot from when i was learning about... Feb 28, 2019

  i just found a screenshot from when i was learning about systems theory and trying to model twitter using stocks and flows https://twitter.

• When your deadline is March 1 and you start asking... Feb 28, 2019

  When your deadline is March 1 and you start asking yourself, is this a leap year?

• You reading my tweets. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/110... Feb 27, 2019

  You reading my tweets. https://twitter.

• The soundtrack to this hearing is just a constantly... Feb 27, 2019
• this accent could debone a middle bay flounder Feb 27, 2019
• In an all time getting-the-kids-out-the-door highlight, I... Feb 27, 2019

  In an all time getting-the-kids-out-the-door highlight, I just sat down on the bus and realized I'm wearing my shirt backwards, which, sure, but it's a button-down Oxford.

• Praying for @ashleyfeinberg on this day.... Feb 27, 2019

  Praying for @ashleyfeinberg on this day. https://twitter.

• This was a terrible day in our house and is now a sad... Feb 27, 2019

  This was a terrible day in our house and is now a sad anniversary. Beth was a cop and a mom, and her death could have been prevented.

• It's good to deplatform trolls but also wild to me that... Feb 26, 2019

  It's good to deplatform trolls but also wild to me that Bashar al-Assad is just over on Instagram posting away.

• I still have a gift certificate to this place.... Feb 26, 2019

  I still have a gift certificate to this place. https://twitter.

• can you imagine twitter changing a light bulb Feb 26, 2019
• 1) I wonder what the largest integer in a common letters +... Feb 26, 2019

  1) I wonder what the largest integer in a common letters + number abbreviation (a16z, i18n) is 2) okay they are called numeronyms https://en. wikipedia.

• My notes from the meeting. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Feb 26, 2019

  My notes from the meeting. https://twitter.

• I hope perfect genius Mark Hollis died on exactly the same... Feb 26, 2019

  I hope perfect genius Mark Hollis died on exactly the same inspirational terms as he lived, by which I mean doing whatever he wanted while not giving a shit about a bunch of nerds.

• Grumble grumble grumble. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1... Feb 26, 2019

  Grumble grumble grumble. https://twitter.

• Today during our Growth and Partnerships meeting I was... Feb 25, 2019

  Today during our Growth and Partnerships meeting I was informed by senior @PostlightStudio leadership that I should cease all further attempts towards a beard.

• Back to Words: Getting Past Clutter Online Feb 25, 2019
• Bradley Cooper always looks like he's paying for his... Feb 24, 2019

  Bradley Cooper always looks like he's paying for his daughter's wedding.

• Beloved and sweetly credulous Internet friends, there was... Feb 24, 2019

  Beloved and sweetly credulous Internet friends, there was no NES Tetris piece called Cleveland Z. https://twitter.

• everyone on here acts like they've never made a man clean... Feb 24, 2019
• Portrait mode is hokey but I love it.... Feb 24, 2019

  Portrait mode is hokey but I love it. https://twitter.

• Dolly Parton lookalikes https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/10... Feb 22, 2019

  Dolly Parton lookalikes https://twitter.

• it's friday afternoon and the media is going to have to go... Feb 22, 2019
• All birds is way too many Feb 21, 2019
• He's right https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/10985683991... Feb 21, 2019

  He's right https://twitter.

• I just looked into the mirror and thought, “that's actually... Feb 21, 2019

  I just looked into the mirror and thought, “that's actually a pretty accurate representation.

• I stubbed my toe on this tweet.... Feb 20, 2019

  I stubbed my toe on this tweet. https://twitter.

• This is the last time I will ask you, please throw away... Feb 20, 2019

  This is the last time I will ask you, please throw away used whiteboard markers https://postlight.

• A huge part of my job as CEO is using my platform to... Feb 20, 2019

  A huge part of my job as CEO is using my platform to amplify what our team is saying and thinking. In this case, @redkeg has an incredibly important message for everyone who works in product, design, and engineering.

• Many years ago I got invited to an Etsy thinkovator's... Feb 20, 2019

  Many years ago I got invited to an Etsy thinkovator's lunch. I thought I'd get to talk about my big ideas, but BOOM @harper came in and everyone was throwing their quinoa on the floor in order to hear what he had to say while I sat there.

• This sort of thing is why I now subscribe to Napoleon... Feb 20, 2019

  This sort of thing is why I now subscribe to Napoleon Magazine. https://twitter.

• The Bernie Sanders health care plan is to apply two... Feb 19, 2019

  The Bernie Sanders health care plan is to apply two teaspoons of apple cider vinegar to most chancres.

• Please, Throw Away Used Whiteboard Markers Feb 19, 2019

  Sometimes you go to the whiteboard and pick up a marker and start to draw or write, only to find that the marker leaves a faint line instead of a bold ...

• Gina rules. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/10979... Feb 19, 2019

  Gina rules. https://twitter.

• linux desktop is pretty solid in 2019 but then it'll let... Feb 18, 2019

  linux desktop is pretty solid in 2019 but then it'll let you take the spotify window down to 1px wide and you're off on a treasure hunt https://twitter.

• Did you know you can just ask NYC via the web to come get... Feb 18, 2019

  Did you know you can just ask NYC via the web to come get heavy giant trash things and they will? https://www1.

• What Harper Reed Thinks: A Conversation With Obama’s Former CTO Feb 18, 2019
• i have 60,000 towels. Feb 18, 2019

  i have 60,000 towels.

• bee movie but every time someone says bee there's a massive... Feb 18, 2019
• My son just picked this up in the park and asked me what it... Feb 17, 2019

  My son just picked this up in the park and asked me what it was. My wife said that in California parents always told kids "it's a lamp for whiskey" because kids know whisky is gross.

• is chobani the yogurt or a word intended to describe the... Feb 17, 2019
• It must be weird for the Mayor to see his national... Feb 16, 2019

  It must be weird for the Mayor to see his national Brooklyn-based progressive political network happen but on Twitter and in Queens.

• This is just NYC being NYC, you babies!... Feb 16, 2019

  This is just NYC being NYC, you babies! https://nyti.

• It is Saturday morning in my personal 2019 so I woke up... Feb 16, 2019

  It is Saturday morning in my personal 2019 so I woke up early to do some organizing in our new CRM, but my daughter woke up sick and sobbing, so instead she and I are watching 3D Barbie fight robots on NetFlix while she sips Capri Sun.

• Friends, http://fyreipsum.com is here for all your lorem... Feb 15, 2019

  Friends, http://fyreipsum. com is here for all your lorem ipsum needs.

• For your post-Valentine's hangover, written over 3,000... Feb 15, 2019

  For your post-Valentine's hangover, written over 3,000 years ago. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1096406266702905344/photo/... Feb 15, 2019

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1096405094235545600/photo/... Feb 15, 2019

  https://twitter.

• My galaxy brain idea is that NYC is fascinated with west... Feb 14, 2019

  My galaxy brain idea is that NYC is fascinated with west coast tech and the west coast is fascinated with NYC financial markets and so each builds cargo cult versions of the other. NYC built a whole new tech college on an island and SV pretended blockchains were Wall St.

• We've committed to handmade Valentine's cards and every... Feb 14, 2019

  We've committed to handmade Valentine's cards and every year since our twins we born they get a little more desperate. https://twitter.

• I've been doing a thing where I use Google's transcript and... Feb 14, 2019

  I've been doing a thing where I use Google's transcript and the kids just yell nonsense words and noises at my phone to see what the machine learning comes up with, and this is an example. https://twitter.

• We are cleaning out a filing cabinet and here is my resume... Feb 14, 2019

  We are cleaning out a filing cabinet and here is my resume from 23 years ago. https://twitter.

• Good morning to all the caregivers who got yelled at by... Feb 14, 2019

  Good morning to all the caregivers who got yelled at by children about Valentine's Day cards last night.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1095866818181414912/photo/... Feb 13, 2019

  https://twitter.

• Could anything be more terrifying to an Internet... Feb 13, 2019

  Could anything be more terrifying to an Internet personality than an email from @katienotopoulos with the subject: a good time to talk?

• Starbucks taught Howard Schultz that you cannot win as a... Feb 13, 2019

  Starbucks taught Howard Schultz that you cannot win as a write-in candidate.

• https://youtu.be/CAIeNJXoRjI Feb 13, 2019

  https://youtu.

• Digital Jacobin's first album was Tech's Packets Feb 13, 2019
• I put Sarah McLachlan's “Possession” (the song) on the... Feb 13, 2019

  I put Sarah McLachlan's “Possession” (the song) on the office playlist and it's a little much to handle and I feel weird about it, but I didn't chose “Ice Cream.

• For Black History Month I've been checking in with a 1944... Feb 13, 2019

  For Black History Month I've been checking in with a 1944 radio show called “New World A-Coming" from 1944. https://archive.

• Another very important thing I learned today is that Emily... Feb 12, 2019

  Another very important thing I learned today is that Emily Dickinson used this desk and chair, from which we can conclude that she was teensy. https://twitter.

• It was fun to visit Harvard today, it is still really... Feb 12, 2019

  It was fun to visit Harvard today, it is still really Harvardy.

• It was me. I was the visitor along with @closacco. It was... Feb 12, 2019

  It was me. I was the visitor along with @closacco .

• Click to Add Title: Making a Better Pitch Deck Feb 11, 2019
• So @PostlightStudio has a thing called STAR WEEK ⭐️ where... Feb 11, 2019

  So @PostlightStudio has a thing called STAR WEEK ⭐️ where we pick people and let them control the office Sonos (and other fun stuff). As a boss I was exempt but they changed the rules, so I spent an UNGODLY amount of time on this, my greatest playlist.

• Then what does the M stand for?... Feb 10, 2019

  Then what does the M stand for? https://twitter.

• Every Democratic presidential hopeful who claims to speak... Feb 9, 2019

  Every Democratic presidential hopeful who claims to speak for the nation should be required to go on live national TV and assemble a child's bed from Ikea.

• Sometimes the logo should be bigger. Feb 9, 2019

  Sometimes the logo should be bigger.

• My daughter told me, when I asked how they chose which... Feb 9, 2019

  My daughter told me, when I asked how they chose which group went first during a talent show, that they sorted the teams “in rainbow order.

• I am headed to the tattoo parlor to get “semiT kroY weN eht... Feb 8, 2019

  I am headed to the tattoo parlor to get “semiT kroY weN eht tuoba teewt ton lliw I” inked across my forehead.

• What's for blepfast? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/10938... Feb 8, 2019

  What's for blepfast? https://twitter.

• I'm a boring person and I've had a lot of deeply boring... Feb 8, 2019

  I'm a boring person and I've had a lot of deeply boring dreams in my life, but I just woke up from a dream about a web platform that executed programs in a LISP dialect called “/be” and which you composed directly in URL query strings.

• Welcome to Amazon Prime. Feb 7, 2019

  Welcome to Amazon Prime.

• In a meeting @keithmancuso just described me as "like the... Feb 7, 2019

  In a meeting @keithmancuso just described me as "like the old Paul Ford, but enterprise," and it was extremely true.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1093512332897071105/photo/... Feb 7, 2019

  https://twitter.

• nonviolent deescalation communication strategies but for 7... Feb 7, 2019
• She knew this could happen, so why didn't she bite the... Feb 6, 2019

  She knew this could happen, so why didn't she bite the bullet and hire a freelance ombudsperson? https://twitter.

• Today in great CEO moments I presented to the entire... Feb 6, 2019

  Today in great CEO moments I presented to the entire company with my fly down.

• Here at @PostlightStudio we just open-sourced Mercury, our... Feb 6, 2019

  Here at @PostlightStudio we just open-sourced Mercury, our web parser. It's a tool for building accessible reading experiences (and much more).

• Playing it Safe: Authentication in 2019 Feb 4, 2019
• Scientology suddenly starts to target podcast hosts. Feb 4, 2019

  Scientology suddenly starts to target podcast hosts.

• If the Washington Post was in NYC it's motto would be In... Feb 3, 2019

  If the Washington Post was in NYC it's motto would be In Darkness, Democracy Dies.

• The sacred gateway is now open and we must prepare for the... Feb 3, 2019

  The sacred gateway is now open and we must prepare for the coming of the Sixth Maroon.

• Gah https://nypost.com/2019/01/31/frat-boy-gawker-owner-ups-... Jan 31, 2019

  Gah https://nypost.

• hey kids it's me the devil 😈 please accept these terms of... Jan 31, 2019
• I love drop-in time! https://twitter.com/jessamyn/status/109... Jan 30, 2019

  I love drop-in time! https://twitter.

• Every time I walk past Victoria's Secret I think my god... Jan 30, 2019

  Every time I walk past Victoria's Secret I think my god it's 2019 that should really be Victoria's Two-Factor Authentication.

• These are the fine people who do our podcast and we really... Jan 30, 2019

  These are the fine people who do our podcast and we really like working with them. https://twitter.

• [After listening to @ginatrapani and @redkeg two desks away... Jan 30, 2019

  [After listening to @ginatrapani and @redkeg two desks away talking about the recent televised staging of "Rent. "] ME: Folks it feels like you've been talking about this for five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes.

• Are you going to https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/109038142... Jan 29, 2019

  Are you going to https://twitter.

• How Can Data Drive Digital Journalism?: A Conversation With Chartbeat’s Josh Schwartz Jan 28, 2019
• I nearly made this joke again tonight, thank God I checked.... Jan 26, 2019

  I nearly made this joke again tonight, thank God I checked. https://twitter.

• i always get Mother Love Bone and Temple of the Dog mixed... Jan 26, 2019

  i always get Mother Love Bone and Temple of the Dog mixed up for obvious reasons.

• Encouraging strangers: Don't waste your life! Make... Jan 25, 2019

  Encouraging strangers: Don't waste your life! Make something people love!

• I think about this almost every day.... Jan 25, 2019

  I think about this almost every day. https://twitter.

• how survive son explaining minecraft Jan 25, 2019
• "Ulgh one API call keeps using 69% of CPU." renice Jan 24, 2019

  "Ulgh one API call keeps using 69% of CPU.

• Writer who has his own computer.... Jan 24, 2019

  Writer who has his own computer. https://twitter.

• hmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmIWkiTZ8qM Jan 24, 2019

  hmm https://www. youtube.

• Turns out Gina is really upset about every personal finance... Jan 24, 2019

  Turns out Gina is really upset about every personal finance app. Just how it goes.

• I'm fiscally conservative but socially pathetic. Jan 24, 2019

  I'm fiscally conservative but socially pathetic.

• When Trump says he'll deliver an alternative state of the... Jan 23, 2019

  When Trump says he'll deliver an alternative state of the union he means it's going to be 120 minutes.

• I had to erase an awesome tweet because why spend a whole... Jan 23, 2019

  I had to erase an awesome tweet because why spend a whole day mopping up under a fountain that continually sprays shit?

• I guess they settled on the title "merchants of truth"... Jan 23, 2019
• Shouldn't it be a leaky paydam Jan 23, 2019
• You can make anything dystopian by putting a brand in front... Jan 23, 2019

  You can make anything dystopian by putting a brand in front of it and adding a trademark to the end.

• (House Hunters 2039) Her: I sell antique virtual tea... Jan 23, 2019

  (House Hunters 2039) Her: I sell antique virtual tea sets. Him: And I'm a ninth-wave meninist.

• Feels weird to have received the SRI library's copy.... Jan 22, 2019

  Feels weird to have received the SRI library's copy. https://twitter.

• Just a shout to all my blotchy Xers who are managing the... Jan 22, 2019
• Loving and respecting people is bullshit, and I am back on... Jan 22, 2019

  Loving and respecting people is bullshit, and I am back on my bullshit.

• So You Want to Work With an Agency: How They Get You Jan 21, 2019
• Whoops meant to save that to drafts and delete later sorry. Jan 21, 2019

  Whoops meant to save that to drafts and delete later sorry.

• It's so magical to see people tell the truth.... Jan 20, 2019

  It's so magical to see people tell the truth. https://twitter.

• Turns out my 7yo daughter loves musicals. So do I, but... Jan 19, 2019

  Turns out my 7yo daughter loves musicals. So do I, but decades of social censure and a wife who hates them made me turn away.

• I think a lot about this video https://youtu.be/AYFD18BwmJ4 Jan 19, 2019

  I think a lot about this video https://youtu.

• The final exam in the advanced parenting class is a trip to... Jan 19, 2019

  The final exam in the advanced parenting class is a trip to Fairway before a storm.

• Ill tell you what,, govenor Cumo should first put a... Jan 19, 2019
• i have a lot of friends but only a few ombuds Jan 18, 2019
• It's going to take a lot of ombudspeople to clean all this... Jan 18, 2019

  It's going to take a lot of ombudspeople to clean all this up.

• A journalist who works in a nat'l newsroom and was a... Jan 18, 2019

  A journalist who works in a nat'l newsroom and was a self-acknowledged screwup will be under real pressure to source extraordinary claims. A "checkered past" means things MUST be right.

• The Jack Dorsey interview really is the most articulate... Jan 18, 2019

  The Jack Dorsey interview really is the most articulate explanation we've ever received about Twitter's product strategy.

• Oh my god https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c3e2601e4b01c9... Jan 17, 2019

  Oh my god https://m. huffpost.

• Tip O'Neill https://twitter.com/AaronMSanchez/status/1085061... Jan 17, 2019

  Tip O'Neill https://twitter.

• I rarely hear that and greatly appreciate it! Jan 16, 2019

  @fadopapi I rarely hear that and greatly appreciate it!

• They mean it! https://twitter.com/sogrady/status/10856287370... Jan 16, 2019

  They mean it! https://twitter.

• They could have called "Vice" My Life in the Ghosts of Bush Jan 16, 2019
• I have to tell you about this podcast right now because... Jan 16, 2019

  I have to tell you about this podcast right now because they cropped some chin out of my headshot and I'm feeling very alive. https://twitter.

• How online are you Jan 16, 2019
• Hmm http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/logo-rebranding-2012... Jan 16, 2019

  Hmm http://nymag.

• I accept that I will never spell barrel right the first... Jan 16, 2019

  I accept that I will never spell barrel right the first time.

• this is really so important. https://twitter.com/capndesign/... Jan 16, 2019

  this is really so important. https://twitter.

• So @johnbattelle is talking data governance and visualizing... Jan 16, 2019

  So @johnbattelle is talking data governance and visualizing EULAs and it's very... soothing.

• several people are typing Jan 16, 2019
• I just mixed up Deerhoof and The Antlers and I think that's... Jan 16, 2019

  I just mixed up Deerhoof and The Antlers and I think that's basically fair.

• Turns out the fifth blade is...feminism. Jan 16, 2019

  Turns out the fifth blade is... feminism.

• How many pastors this weekend are going to talk about how... Jan 16, 2019

  How many pastors this weekend are going to talk about how when God holds you in his hand you better spark joy.

• Oh thank God. https://twitter.com/Roku/status/10853430644182... Jan 15, 2019

  Oh thank God. https://twitter.

• I'm out. I love my @Roku partly because its principal... Jan 15, 2019

  I'm out. I love my @Roku partly because its principal engineer is an Amiga pioneer named Carl Sassenrath.

• We at @PostlightStudio are going to open source Postlight... Jan 15, 2019

  We at @PostlightStudio are going to open source Postlight Mercury real soon. Get in touch if you want to be involved/have thoughts about it!

• What did they have for dessert since the ice cream machine... Jan 14, 2019

  What did they have for dessert since the ice cream machine was broken?

• I'm not a huge James Bond fan but Goldfinger is definitely... Jan 14, 2019

  I'm not a huge James Bond fan but Goldfinger is definitely a giltey pleasure.

• This is a very suspect introduction.... Jan 14, 2019

  This is a very suspect introduction. https://twitter.

• Postlight’s Paul Ford: How to build great digital products Jan 14, 2019
• Flamethrowers, Pinterest, and Global Connectivity: Looking Forward to 2019 Jan 14, 2019
• This from @jgee is about Moving Government Forms Online. A... Jan 14, 2019

  This from @jgee is about Moving Government Forms Online. A subject I love.

• Writing about music is a process of slowly organizing your... Jan 14, 2019

  Writing about music is a process of slowly organizing your thoughts so that previously hidden skratch piklz can finally be made vizibl.

• If you actually read this you instantly transform into a... Jan 14, 2019

  If you actually read this you instantly transform into a Reddit commenter. https://twitter.

• Getting emotional thinking about the sheer volume of "he... Jan 14, 2019

  Getting emotional thinking about the sheer volume of "he didn't spark joy" cartoons submitted to the New Yorker last week.

• “There won't BE a next time,” I said as I dragged two... Jan 13, 2019

  “There won't BE a next time,” I said as I dragged two sobbing children out of the Connecticut Muffin.

• I know it seems impossible in 2019 but you could really... Jan 10, 2019

  I know it seems impossible in 2019 but you could really disrupt Amazon by creating a competing service that actually sends you the things you pay for.

• If any of you nerds use the word "actually" or... Jan 9, 2019

  If any of you nerds use the word "actually" or "instantiated" in a reply you will be muted.

• [Refactoring Python.] Does this object spark joy. Jan 9, 2019

  [Refactoring Python. ] Does this object spark joy.

• [Stares at Java class library.] Does this object spark joy. Jan 9, 2019

  [Stares at Java class library. ] Does this object spark joy.

• It must have felt impossible to justify this paragraph.... Jan 9, 2019

  It must have felt impossible to justify this paragraph. https://twitter.

• I'm solo parenting this week and it's very constraining... Jan 9, 2019

  I'm solo parenting this week and it's very constraining BUT—after the kids are in bed and the dishwasher is loaded, you can just... go to bed, and you can read short stories on your phone in darkened silence until you drift off, then wake up after 9 hours of motionless sleep.

• [Reading old humor pieces and comic sketches from the... Jan 9, 2019

  [Reading old humor pieces and comic sketches from the 1920s. ] Wow, in what possible world was this remotely funny?

• A child in this house just broke a pinkie swear and I just... Jan 8, 2019

  A child in this house just broke a pinkie swear and I just used the words "social contract.

• Very big, super-high-level thoughts from @matlock (which is... Jan 8, 2019

  Very big, super-high-level thoughts from @matlock (which is the right altitude, these should be high level) about the future of PUBLIC MEDIA. https://medium.

• Digital Problem Solving with Perry Hewitt Jan 7, 2019
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zjt9wfrhEA Jan 4, 2019

  https://www. youtube.

• “I know he doesn’t remember me or my husband because he has... Jan 3, 2019

  “I know he doesn’t remember me or my husband because he has his hands on so many groins,” Kuritzky said. http://www.

• New Year, same me. Check out "R.I.P.C." on Track Changes... Jan 3, 2019

  New Year, same me. Check out "R.

• R.I.P.C. Jan 2, 2019

  Imagine that: A whole global product strategy was contained within a two-letter initialism. PC. You didn’t even have to have the best product!

• Grateful to Pope Gregory XIII (1502–85) for making this a... Jan 2, 2019

  Grateful to Pope Gregory XIII (1502–85) for making this a three-day week.

• Whoa I missed @amhinla on the Mother of all Demos at 50... Jan 1, 2019

  Whoa I missed @amhinla on the Mother of all Demos at 50 https://lareviewofbooks.

• Bumping this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/107885474792... Dec 28, 2018

  Bumping this. https://twitter.

• I'm trying to convince my kids that this truck backs up to... Dec 27, 2018

  I'm trying to convince my kids that this truck backs up to the Commerce department every morning to pump out the money. https://twitter.

• The best friends are those who are chill when you ghost as... Dec 25, 2018

  The best friends are those who are chill when you ghost as the board games come out.

• My 7yo daughter left a note for Santa asking him to circle... Dec 24, 2018

  My 7yo daughter left a note for Santa asking him to circle yes or no if he's real or not and it broke my heart.

• Proud of this tradition (well, we did it last year too)... Dec 24, 2018

  Proud of this tradition (well, we did it last year too) where we give everyone at @PostlightStudio $500 for the not-for-profits of their choice. Ends up being a great list.

• We all celebrate in our own ways... Dec 24, 2018

  We all celebrate in our own ways https://twitter.

• aaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiehtoiteinoaipneta... Dec 21, 2018

  aaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiehtoiteinoaipneta https://twitter.

• Makes me nervous to see a guy carrying a big sign that says... Dec 19, 2018

  Makes me nervous to see a guy carrying a big sign that says JESUS running really fast up 5th Avenue.

• Now this is a lifehack. https://twitter.com/tolar/status/107... Dec 19, 2018

  Now this is a lifehack. https://twitter.

• A lot of the world's least successful people also start... Dec 19, 2018

  A lot of the world's least successful people also start their days at 4am.

• Must be Tuesday. https://twitter.com/caitlinolson/status/107... Dec 18, 2018

  Must be Tuesday. https://twitter.

• Albany doesn't care. Dec 18, 2018

  @nryoung1011 Albany doesn't care.

• Okay @kjhealy the marketing worked... Dec 18, 2018

  Okay @kjhealy the marketing worked https://twitter.

• Whoa @SenatorParker I'm in your district on Slocum Pl. and... Dec 18, 2018

  Whoa @SenatorParker I'm in your district on Slocum Pl. and voted for you.

• I just realized Simply Red is named after the hair color of... Dec 18, 2018

  I just realized Simply Red is named after the hair color of the lead singer which is simply red.

• 2018 in Review: Tech, Geopolitics, and Fortnite Dances Dec 17, 2018
• This thread about good books with girl protagonists ended... Dec 16, 2018

  This thread about good books with girl protagonists ended up ruling. https://twitter.

• My daughter is 7, good reader, but she shrugged at Harry... Dec 16, 2018

  My daughter is 7, good reader, but she shrugged at Harry Potter (while her twin brother is obsessed) because she's sick of boys. Loves graphic novels like El Deafo too, and also loves stories about badly-behaved children.

• The replies to this show why the @internetarchive is so key... Dec 16, 2018

  The replies to this show why the @internetarchive is so key to preserving our extremely ephemeral past. It sees archiving as URGENT.

• One of the ways I show respect is by choosing not to slack... Dec 16, 2018

  One of the ways I show respect is by choosing not to slack my wife the picture I just saw from the bathroom of the maxi-pad hoarder.

• only real 90s webziners will remember... Dec 15, 2018

  only real 90s webziners will remember https://twitter.

• i have gone all the way back through my bullshit and... Dec 15, 2018

  i have gone all the way back through my bullshit and emerged victorious on the other side https://twitter.

• vinaigrette obesity https://twitter.com/thenoahkinsey/status... Dec 15, 2018

  vinaigrette obesity https://twitter.

• I just wonder what the subject line of this email... Dec 14, 2018

  I just wonder what the subject line of this email was: Subject: Effective immediately the COO may not fart on you Subject: Friday Town Hall on fake humping Subject: We must all work together to stop the culture of ball slapping Subject: Building a better, more inclusive Riot https://twitter.

• This...isn't happiness. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/wh... Dec 14, 2018

  This... isn't happiness.

• Next season of True Detective. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Dec 14, 2018

  Next season of True Detective. https://twitter.

• Amazon coming to NYC won't make any difference to tech in... Dec 13, 2018

  Amazon coming to NYC won't make any difference to tech in NYC. Maybe you'll visit LIC to pay tribute, like today with Google and FB, or they'll bring speakers in.

• The theme song for the war on Christmas is Highway to the... Dec 13, 2018

  The theme song for the war on Christmas is Highway to the Manger Zone.

• If you want to understand NYC like a native you can live... Dec 12, 2018

  If you want to understand NYC like a native you can live here for 20 or 30 years, or you can watch this for exactly one minute. https://www.

• The time in my commute where I come to full consciousness... Dec 12, 2018

  The time in my commute where I come to full consciousness and am suddenly not sure if I dropped off the kids or not.

• “so far up my alley it was practically chopping onions in... Dec 12, 2018

  “so far up my alley it was practically chopping onions in my kitchen” https://twitter.

• thanks, meatcat https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/10... Dec 11, 2018

  thanks, meatcat https://twitter.

• there are dogs chasing geese professionally on governors... Dec 11, 2018

  there are dogs chasing geese professionally on governors island http://gothamist. com/2018/12/11/governors_island_working_dogs.

• I like this episode a lot. Building software is risky and... Dec 11, 2018

  I like this episode a lot. Building software is risky and costs a lot of money.

• This is less about Amazon threatening Intel and more about... Dec 11, 2018

  This is less about Amazon threatening Intel and more about Amazon paying to fab its own licensed ARM chips to control its own destiny. It feels like the only true threats are like RISC-V and that's a super longshot.

• Kate's the best and you'd be a great DepuWe Editor.... Dec 11, 2018

  Kate's the best and you'd be a great DepuWe Editor. https://twitter.

• It takes me 40 minutes to get two kids up, feed them and... Dec 11, 2018

  It takes me 40 minutes to get two kids up, feed them and get them dressed, shower and dress myself, pack up Christmas party clothes, and flash-tidy the living room for the sitter, and it takes me two weeks to send an email.

• Poll: Causabon from Middlemarch if he were alive today... Dec 10, 2018

  Poll: Causabon from Middlemarch if he were alive today would be...

• Meeting the First Promise : How Showing Value is Your Most Valuable Political Tool Dec 10, 2018

  Why Do People Want To See Others Fail? This week on Track Changes, we take a look at the power dynamics that play out when we go into big companies to solve problems and ship software.

• wait @github why did you take away... Dec 10, 2018

  wait @github why did you take away https://github.

• My favorite part of the first ed, 3-volume 1771... Dec 10, 2018

  My favorite part of the first ed, 3-volume 1771 Encyclopedia Britannica (nicely scanned from the original here) is that vol I. A-B (830pp=415 pages per letter) vol II.

• i think i have to get off my bullshit... Dec 10, 2018

  i think i have to get off my bullshit https://twitter.

• Are you a mentor for others? I hope not, but... Dec 10, 2018

  Are you a mentor for others? I hope not, but maybe.

• Still waiting for my augmentation.... Dec 9, 2018

  Still waiting for my augmentation. https://twitter.

• I am Jack's heartrate. Dec 9, 2018

  I am Jack's heartrate.

• DEC Research Report 1998: The Virtual Book. It is called... Dec 8, 2018

  DEC Research Report 1998: The Virtual Book. It is called the Lectrice and it has 32 buttons.

• Saturday at the grocery store. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Dec 8, 2018

  Saturday at the grocery store. https://twitter.

• On the plus side global warming will eventually lead to the... Dec 7, 2018

  On the plus side global warming will eventually lead to the end of Baby It's Cold Outside takes.

• I liberally use peppermint soap but I am far more... Dec 6, 2018

  I liberally use peppermint soap but I am far more conservative about sandalwood, so sure you can say I'm a scentrist.

• it sure is a big world https://www.facebook.com/Fantastic4u/... Dec 6, 2018

  it sure is a big world https://www. facebook.

• WITH DOODLES https://twitter.com/vboykis/status/107033674837... Dec 5, 2018

  WITH DOODLES https://twitter.

• what we're going to miss are the fucking bees Dec 5, 2018
• I miss the days when you could throw Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan... Dec 5, 2018

  I miss the days when you could throw Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan in a room with Eddie Vedder and blam that's the soundtrack for Dead Man Walking.

• Be a gingerbread man, not a gingerbread guy. Dec 5, 2018

  Be a gingerbread man, not a gingerbread guy.

• Jason Isbell is just so incredibly good sober that it ruins... Dec 4, 2018

  Jason Isbell is just so incredibly good sober that it ruins the popular fantasy that gloomy drunks are somehow truer artists. It's like Good Old Boys-era Randy Newman songwriting but sweetly ironic instead of cruelly ironic.

• Our friend @chochinov came to visit and we love... Dec 4, 2018

  Our friend @chochinov came to visit and we love him https://soundcloud. com/postlighttrackchanges/design-gestures-with https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1069964775214510081/photo/... Dec 4, 2018

  https://twitter.

• It's amazing how the experience of this web site ends up... Dec 4, 2018

  It's amazing how the experience of this web site ends up mirroring the actual experience of anxiety.

• One thing I miss about the days of long phone calls is that... Dec 4, 2018

  One thing I miss about the days of long phone calls is that you could work out your material.

• This is what I think of whenever people talk about user... Dec 3, 2018

  This is what I think of whenever people talk about user onboarding. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1069752226011328514/photo/... Dec 3, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Design Gestures With Extraordinary Impact : A Conversation With Allan Chochinov Dec 3, 2018

  There’s a Difference Between School and Real Life: This week on Track Changes, Paul and Rich sit down with Allan Chochinov, chair of the MFA in Products of Design program at the School of Visual Arts and founder of design network Core77. We talk about who is really teachable, building good design from huge problems, the vast applications of "design thinking", and how much time is wasted on meetings.

• We actually do have nice things. Dec 3, 2018

  We actually do have nice things.

• “The MapReduce paper arrived as a deus ex machina.”... Dec 3, 2018

  “The MapReduce paper arrived as a deus ex machina. ” [rotating%20thinkyface%20emoji.

• I accidentally brought a soccer ball to work today. Dec 3, 2018

  I accidentally brought a soccer ball to work today.

• “I'm a writer and comedian so I'm obviously single.”... Dec 3, 2018

  “I'm a writer and comedian so I'm obviously single. ” http://friendswithsecrets.

• When you run a little girl's white winter jacket through... Dec 3, 2018

  When you run a little girl's white winter jacket through the dryer the awesome fluffy fake fur hood liner evaporates into a sort of scritchy faux-lambswool, which makes it the worst jacket hood ever, and it's not funny when your father touches it and makes sheep noises.

• Jonathan Richman's Tandem Jump would be a good bridal... Dec 3, 2018

  Jonathan Richman's Tandem Jump would be a good bridal procession. https://youtu.

• Screenshots of a QuickTimeVR panorama of an Apple Store,... Dec 2, 2018

  Screenshots of a QuickTimeVR panorama of an Apple Store, probably from 2001. Is a mood.

• Bumping this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/105290345609... Nov 30, 2018

  Bumping this. https://twitter.

• Mini-review of Firefox, coming from Chrome: 1) Pinned tabs... Nov 30, 2018
• I met a Jewish guy in the neighborhood with I think an... Nov 30, 2018

  I met a Jewish guy in the neighborhood with I think an Irish wife. They moved in like 20 years ago.

• You really do start to see why it's so hard to pin down one... Nov 30, 2018

  You really do start to see why it's so hard to pin down one explanation for the fall of the Roman Empire. https://twitter.

• Sometimes when I'm walking the kids to school a little... Nov 30, 2018

  Sometimes when I'm walking the kids to school a little late, and this one bus driver is a little early in his route, he sees me and honks and waves at me as we pass by each other, and it's one of the most joyful feelings of my life.

• The Qemu Advent calendar is happening!!!... Nov 29, 2018

  The Qemu Advent calendar is happening!!! https://www.

• does anyone I know on here want to go to this laura loomer... Nov 29, 2018

  does anyone I know on here want to go to this laura loomer thing?

• POLL: I want to learn machine learning stuff. Mostly by... Nov 29, 2018

  POLL: I want to learn machine learning stuff. Mostly by playing.

• It's true, you spend zillions on your brand and then Amazon... Nov 29, 2018

  It's true, you spend zillions on your brand and then Amazon is like, how about this instead, and your zillions were wasted. “Amazon’s Merciless Assault on Brands” by Andrew Essex https://link.

• Calculatin ladies You got to get to Mars Calculatin... Nov 29, 2018
• In my over 10,000 years of looking at web things this is... Nov 28, 2018

  In my over 10,000 years of looking at web things this is the first blockchain startup web page that does not make me revulse in horror. https://blockstack.

• This is entirely true. Add in (4) complicated engagement... Nov 28, 2018

  This is entirely true. Add in (4) complicated engagement management; and (5) deep understanding of API-driven platforms, and come work for @PostlightStudio .

• Lately I've taking some time to get in touch with who i... Nov 27, 2018

  Lately I've taking some time to get in touch with who i really am, by which I mean I'm watching dudes review 40TB NAS devices on YouTube.

• First, it's great work, @NYMag always leads here. Second, I... Nov 27, 2018

  First, it's great work, @NYMag always leads here. Second, I am very soothed that @ianadelman CANNOT stop solving this same problem, year after year.

• aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh... Nov 27, 2018

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh https://twitter.

• Also @maureenflaherty made sure their morning started with... Nov 27, 2018

  Also @maureenflaherty made sure their morning started with boxes of donuts and a cash reward because NYC is a wholesome people. https://twitter.

• Inbox Zero is nothing compared to Calendar Zero. Nov 27, 2018

  Inbox Zero is nothing compared to Calendar Zero.

• I have tuned out most online drama but I cannot get enough... Nov 26, 2018

  I have tuned out most online drama but I cannot get enough of open source community drama. I will read the GitHub thread, the proggit thread, the YCombinator thread, and then search for subtweets.

• Is Amazon Good for Society? Because It&apos;s Taking On New York. Nov 26, 2018

  Photo by Joe Lewandowski on Unsplash It’s Black Friday Forever in America: This week on Track Changes we ask the question on everyone’s minds: Are we happy that Amazon has come to Queens? On one hand, our own consumer choices have brought this upon us.

• Do dentists take an oath? Nov 25, 2018

  Do dentists take an oath?

• Enjoyed Thanksgiving with the family this year.... Nov 25, 2018

  Enjoyed Thanksgiving with the family this year. https://twitter.

• #havredegracetweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1066390... Nov 24, 2018

  #havredegracetweet https://twitter.

• I read this 2004 Stevie Nicks Thanksgiving message every... Nov 22, 2018

  I read this 2004 Stevie Nicks Thanksgiving message every year to remind myself of what really matters. http://rockalittle.

• day three of facebook at war. still not totally clear who... Nov 21, 2018

  day three of facebook at war. still not totally clear who the enemy is but it might be george soros.

• I think our culture has room for bigger mermaids. Nov 21, 2018

  I think our culture has room for bigger mermaids.

• I'm sick so I stayed home to sleep, but my son's sick too,... Nov 21, 2018

  I'm sick so I stayed home to sleep, but my son's sick too, so I'm watching Power Rangers season 16, Jungle Fury.

• This CDC recall is just the tip of the iceberg. Nov 20, 2018

  This CDC recall is just the tip of the iceberg.

• does twitter ever still pop up that little tiny video... Nov 20, 2018
• I wish they'd remake Trading Places about Bitcoin. Nov 20, 2018

  I wish they'd remake Trading Places about Bitcoin.

• The collective noun for a collection of Girl Scout badges... Nov 20, 2018

  The collective noun for a collection of Girl Scout badges is a wholesome. @maureenflaherty https://twitter.

• Gutenberg metadata lacks pubdates. I'm going to spend some... Nov 19, 2018

  Gutenberg metadata lacks pubdates. I'm going to spend some hobby time normalizing and extracting publication dates from Gutenberg texts, also using wikidata/LOC MARC where possible.

• I'm still feeling for my son who forgot it was Monday and... Nov 19, 2018

  I'm still feeling for my son who forgot it was Monday and sobbed through breakfast.

• Screen Time and Me Time : A Conversation On Platform Obsessions Nov 19, 2018

  Everything You Like Is Garbage: You know the creepy feeling of walking into a dark room and finding your kid hunched over the iPad with their eyes glazed over? So do we.

• day two of facebook at war. they have yet to declare... Nov 19, 2018

  day two of facebook at war. they have yet to declare another belligerent.

• i like amp but this is superb https://twitter.com/anatomisat... Nov 16, 2018

  i like amp but this is superb https://twitter.

• Every major search engine has links to George Soros. Nov 15, 2018

  Every major search engine has links to George Soros.

• JAMSTACK? IN MY @PostlightStudio?... Nov 14, 2018

  JAMSTACK? IN MY @PostlightStudio ?

• [All human history, knowledge, pain, struggle, and,... Nov 14, 2018

  [All human history, knowledge, pain, struggle, and, ultimately, joy is available to me while I have an omelette at a diner, via a device that puts me into contact with much of humanity and weighs as much as a tangerine. ] Me: Eh.

• REAL https://twitter.com/anildash/status/1062378872216395776 Nov 13, 2018

  REAL https://twitter.

• 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆. Please wait... Nov 13, 2018

  𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆. Please wait a moment and try again.

• One thing that makes tech so challenging is that while the... Nov 13, 2018

  One thing that makes tech so challenging is that while the industry at large is exhausting, every single part of it is making huge incremental progress every year. It's so cheap and so good now!

• Poll: Plot of The Meg 2. Nov 13, 2018

  Poll: Plot of The Meg 2.

• It's the simple things in life you treasure.... Nov 12, 2018

  It's the simple things in life you treasure. https://twitter.

• Can Design Be Open Source?: A conversation with Dylan Field about Figma and collaborating on design Nov 12, 2018

  How Do We Move The Rectangle: It’s no secret that we think design is integral to engineering great products. This week Gina Trapani and Skyler Balbus are joined by Dylan Field, CEO of Figma, to talk about how Figma’s collaborative interface design tool came to be.

• I want to do this, this is amazing.... Nov 12, 2018

  I want to do this, this is amazing. https://twitter.

• This is such a good, efficient, grassroots effort and one... Nov 12, 2018

  This is such a good, efficient, grassroots effort and one day I'm going to work for @JeromeHardaway . https://twitter.

• Good morning, in November 2018 the United States can't get... Nov 12, 2018

  Good morning, in November 2018 the United States can't get it together to launch observation satellites over North Korea¹ but George Clooney can manage a satellite operation² over the Sudanese border. 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 ⑴ https://www.

• God I love books like this (1000 Things Worth Knowing,... Nov 11, 2018

  God I love books like this (1000 Things Worth Knowing, 1913) http://www. gutenberg.

• I think @NellieBowles is one of the finest horror writers... Nov 9, 2018

  I think @NellieBowles is one of the finest horror writers around. https://www.

• mom i'm dungeon synth https://bandcamp.com/tag/dungeon-synth Nov 8, 2018

  mom i'm dungeon synth https://bandcamp.

• “cannonball as many lives as possible on your way down the... Nov 8, 2018

  “cannonball as many lives as possible on your way down the trash chute” https://www. nytimes.

• Weird flecks, but okay. —My dermatologist Nov 8, 2018

  Weird flecks, but okay.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1060236298831777792/photo/... Nov 7, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Two years later and no redress.... Nov 6, 2018

  Two years later and no redress. https://twitter.

• Where's your twitch? Nov 6, 2018

  Where's your twitch?

• Brand! YOU DID IT. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/statu... Nov 6, 2018

  Brand! YOU DID IT.

• Inspect Element: Diving Into The Complexity Of The Web Nov 5, 2018
• cc @DankDuneMemes https://twitter.com/GoodSlides/status/1059... Nov 5, 2018

  cc @DankDuneMemes https://twitter.

• My voting plan is to go to the middle school on Cortelyou,... Nov 5, 2018

  My voting plan is to go to the middle school on Cortelyou, and then to forget my district for the 100th time, then to wrestle with this ridiculous eight foot long NYC ballot, and to hope I don't have another incident where I sweat through the ballot and the machine rejects it.

• what if my love language is javascript Nov 5, 2018
• Reading a sci-fi novel and even the dystopian future can't... Nov 5, 2018

  Reading a sci-fi novel and even the dystopian future can't keep up with 2018. https://twitter.

• This is a wholesome city. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Nov 4, 2018

  This is a wholesome city. https://twitter.

• I'm really starting to feel hopeful that we can stuff these... Nov 4, 2018

  I'm really starting to feel hopeful that we can stuff these rabid wolverines into this wet paper bag.

• One of the most wholesome things I've ever seen is... Nov 2, 2018

  One of the most wholesome things I've ever seen is @BuzzFeedBen proudly handing out the new neighborhood newspaper edited by his wife @lienazagare at the Cortelyou/Stratford B103/BM1/2/3/4 bus stop. https://twitter.

• 🄸 🄰🄼 🅂🄾🅁🅁🅈 🅃🄾 🅁🄴🄿🄾🅁🅃 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🄸 🄰🄼... Nov 1, 2018

  🄸 🄰🄼 🅂🄾🅁🅁🅈 🅃🄾 🅁🄴🄿🄾🅁🅃 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🄸 🄰🄼 🄾🄽🄲🄴 🄰🄶🄰🄸🄽 🄾🄽 🄰 🄿🄾🄳🄲🄰🅂🅃 http://nymag. com/intelligencer/2018/10/2038-episode-three-paul-ford-on-the-internet-of-things.

• i have no idea what is and isn't vox Nov 1, 2018
• thank god it's finally spring in nyc Nov 1, 2018
• This is deeply satisfying and relevant AND full of amazing... Nov 1, 2018

  This is deeply satisfying and relevant AND full of amazing Historical Fun Facts. https://twitter.

• The responses here are the most soothing thing I've ever... Oct 31, 2018

  The responses here are the most soothing thing I've ever read and I welcome your contributions. https://twitter.

• What nervous nerd thing do you do to relax and forget our... Oct 31, 2018

  What nervous nerd thing do you do to relax and forget our contemporary disaster? I like to price out a petabyte of storage.

• In 20 Years, the Internet Will Have Swallowed You, So Nothing You Do Will Be Private Oct 30, 2018
• We interviewed all the leadership of @PostlightStudio on... Oct 30, 2018

  We interviewed all the leadership of @PostlightStudio on the podcast and they are all very pure and I love them. https://postlight.

• Anniversary of Leadership Oct 29, 2018

  Don’t Add Bullshit To The World: In recent episodes you’ve heard from Paul, Rich, and various guests talk about scaling, ethics, design, and engineering — now it’s time to hear from Postlight’s other leaders. We discuss the diverse backgrounds of our leadership team, how have their roles have changed over time, and how we come together to make good software while shipping great products.

• RIP the ratio https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/105686088... Oct 29, 2018

  RIP the ratio https://twitter.

• SON: You gave her more butter! ME: Just take a piece of... Oct 29, 2018

  SON: You gave her more butter! ME: Just take a piece of butter so it's fair.

• Our CMS, Ourselves Oct 28, 2018

  When we started Postlight, we quickly found ourselves in a pickle, with 25 full-time employees and our major client announcing chapter 11 bankruptcy, one ...

• Has ever a word been more cruelly overtaken by corporations... Oct 27, 2018

  Has ever a word been more cruelly overtaken by corporations than “fulfillment”?

• It's Hallowe'en now. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/10558... Oct 26, 2018

  It's Hallowe'en now. https://twitter.

• I keep thinking about how flawless this was.... Oct 26, 2018

  I keep thinking about how flawless this was. https://twitter.

• if the lemonheads could program it would have been an array... Oct 25, 2018
• I could be 30% more productive if I didn't have to log into... Oct 25, 2018

  I could be 30% more productive if I didn't have to log into everything all the time.

• If you are a news outlet you may license this photo for... Oct 23, 2018

  If you are a news outlet you may license this photo for $500. https://twitter.

• If you are a news outlet you may license this photo for... Oct 23, 2018

  If you are a news outlet you may license this photo for $500. https://twitter.

• A scammer with a Queens accent just called pretending to be... Oct 23, 2018

  A scammer with a Queens accent just called pretending to be affiliated with Google and telling me my “online business listings had a problem. ” I told him I only transact business online and asked what site I should visit, and he said “ http://GoogleListingsSupport.

• sweet! https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1054840558487773184... Oct 23, 2018

  sweet! https://twitter.

• After this podcast @richziade and I just sort of looked at... Oct 23, 2018

  After this podcast @richziade and I just sort of looked at each other and went, well I guess that's what it's like to have your act together. https://twitter.

• The Leaky World of Tech Reporting: A Conversation With Louise Matsakis Oct 22, 2018
• We got a new printer at work and I'm so excited. It's... Oct 22, 2018

  We got a new printer at work and I'm so excited. It's color, wireless, a copier, and it faxes, plus it has a touchscreen, 28PPMBW.

• I wonder if you could license your code so that it can only... Oct 22, 2018

  I wonder if you could license your code so that it can only run in data centers powered by renewable energy.

• Of course I want links! Oct 22, 2018

  @fadopapi Of course I want links!

• If you like me are having trouble sleeping just search your... Oct 21, 2018

  If you like me are having trouble sleeping just search your music streaming service for the word "adagio" and then your favorite musical instrument for an instant trip to slumberland. "Adagio organ" is good, "strings" obviously, but also saxophone (rough), tuba (amazing), oboe...

• The government is going to do genetic tests to see what... Oct 21, 2018

  The government is going to do genetic tests to see what kind of citizen you are, and this is going on while the GOP is provably snuggling up with white nationalists. It is bananacakes nightmare fuel.

• This is a rough day to be trans. I'm really sorry for this... Oct 21, 2018

  This is a rough day to be trans. I'm really sorry for this bullshit.

• I know now that my one true task in life is now to extract... Oct 21, 2018

  I know now that my one true task in life is now to extract this 20-sided die from where it has become wedged into a Hot Wheels car launcher. My tool is a spoon.

• There's no crying in Gritty bars.... Oct 20, 2018

  There's no crying in Gritty bars. https://twitter.

• Do you like text files? THEN I HAVE AN EVENT FOR YOU.... Oct 19, 2018

  Do you like text files? THEN I HAVE AN EVENT FOR YOU.

• What exactly constitutes neglect?... Oct 19, 2018

  What exactly constitutes neglect? https://twitter.

• Someone is going to cry during this event guaranteed.... Oct 19, 2018

  Someone is going to cry during this event guaranteed. https://twitter.

• Poll: Last night while you prepared for the adventures of... Oct 19, 2018
• It's time for me to do my job and send forth some... Oct 18, 2018

  It's time for me to do my job and send forth some PROFESSIONAL TWEETS or #ProTweet [s].

• We're promoting @PostlightStudio the old-fashioned way, by... Oct 18, 2018

  We're promoting @PostlightStudio the old-fashioned way, by getting people to give us their email in exchange for a PDF ( https://postlight. com/trackchanges/upgrade) and I would like congratulate “Butt Shutup” and “Hhhhjjj” for successfully bypassing our security system.

• Just a reminder that https://gifbattle.zone still exists... Oct 18, 2018

  Just a reminder that https://gifbattle. zone still exists because it makes @PostlightStudio laugh.

• Death is the final pivot. Oct 18, 2018

  Death is the final pivot.

• But what if there is nothing left to pivot to. Oct 18, 2018

  But what if there is nothing left to pivot to.

• After multiple attempts over 20 years I'm now using emacs... Oct 17, 2018

  After multiple attempts over 20 years I'm now using emacs to send about half my email, and I just was able to clean about 100,000 noisy/list-ish/unimportant messages out of my Gmail. I'm saying this here then never mentioning it again unless asked.

• In a Canadian dystopia you picture about stamping on a... Oct 17, 2018

  In a Canadian dystopia you picture about stamping on a human face forever.

• If @PostlightStudio threw a half-day symposium all about... Oct 17, 2018

  If @PostlightStudio threw a half-day symposium all about ADMIN/EDITORIAL/ANALYTICS TOOLS with a name like BEHIND THE FRONT-END but less goofy, what would you want to see discussed? (For me, how to get buy-in, how to design them, how they're different than front-end.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1052555039250763781/photo/... Oct 17, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Let's get that drink soon. https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/sta... Oct 16, 2018

  Let's get that drink soon. https://twitter.

• Announcing Upgrade! Oct 15, 2018

  Creating a Language We Can Carry Forward: People get really good at bad habits. When we talk about digital transformation, we’re talking about more than software and systems — we’re dealing with how people work with software and with each other.

• I'm trying to be a positive person who says YES to life so... Oct 15, 2018

  I'm trying to be a positive person who says YES to life so I will be appearing on a... PANEL about BLOCKCHAIN in JOURNALISM on FRIDAY AFTERNOON up at COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY but the thing is given everything lately it has the potential to be a corker https://www.

• “If you see that some idiot has given acid to a... Oct 15, 2018

  “If you see that some idiot has given acid to a five-year-old child you have to drop everything and call the police, an ambulance. ” It's just an unnatural act to see @mariabustillos go after Joan Didion in the era of everyone getting the same memo.

• Sometimes when my bus is late or I spill coffee on my shirt... Oct 15, 2018

  Sometimes when my bus is late or I spill coffee on my shirt I spontaneously think, “Tony! Toni!

• http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/andrew-mason-on-group... Oct 15, 2018

  http://nymag. com/intelligencer/2018/10/andrew-mason-on-groupon.

• Just some random stuff as I tidy up a hard drive.... Oct 14, 2018

  Just some random stuff as I tidy up a hard drive. https://twitter.

• Want to feel old? He's almost 13 now.... Oct 14, 2018

  Want to feel old? He's almost 13 now.

• If a moonmoon has a moon is that a moonmoonmoon or a... Oct 13, 2018

  If a moonmoon has a moon is that a moonmoonmoon or a moonmoonmoonmoon?

• This was linked in @lauraolin's newsletter and I read about... Oct 11, 2018

  This was linked in @lauraolin 's newsletter and I read about half of the piece before I realized I wrote it. https://www.

• I've been nagging @richziade for years to write a guide for... Oct 11, 2018

  I've been nagging @richziade for years to write a guide for leaders who need to build big digital products inside of big organization. Rich is the best platform thinker I know.

• It's really positive to see the infrastructure of the... Oct 11, 2018

  It's really positive to see the infrastructure of the cultural commons get support. Means everyone can think longer-term.

• This is a great team with tons of excellent people.... Oct 9, 2018

  This is a great team with tons of excellent people. https://twitter.

• The hookah bar has pumpkin spice. Oct 9, 2018

  The hookah bar has pumpkin spice.

• It is too bad, given how urgently action is needed, that... Oct 9, 2018

  It is too bad, given how urgently action is needed, that the science-loving leaders of massive social platforms refuse to band together and use their vast reach to communicate with their billions of users about the real risks of climate change.

• Kill &apos;Em All : All Giant Platforms Eventually Self-Destruct Oct 8, 2018

  Never Going Away: It’s hard to conceive how tech giants will be destroyed. Might it be Government regulation?

• POLL: Where did you get your ears pierced? Oct 8, 2018

  POLL: Where did you get your ears pierced?

• Earring facts, according to my 7yo daughter who got her... Oct 8, 2018

  Earring facts, according to my 7yo daughter who got her ears pierced at Claire's yesterday: It doesn't really hurt to have your ears pierced. Her teacher is the first person she will show.

• Furthering my slide into total self-parody I'm taking my... Oct 7, 2018

  Furthering my slide into total self-parody I'm taking my kids to the National Museum of the American Indian on Columbus Day.

• My 7yo daughter just got her ears pierced at Claire's. Oct 7, 2018

  My 7yo daughter just got her ears pierced at Claire's.

• Welp I guess I'm speaking in soothing tones again this... Oct 5, 2018

  Welp I guess I'm speaking in soothing tones again this weekend.

• Jules (@ezyjules) is living in the future and it was... Oct 5, 2018

  Jules ( @ezyjules ) is living in the future and it was willlld. https://twitter.

• If you've got NATIVE CONTENT HUSTLE (you better) you should... Oct 4, 2018

  If you've got NATIVE CONTENT HUSTLE (you better) you should check in on this job, because @katelaurielee is a great editor who will help you succeed. https://wework.

• Raspberry Spi https://twitter.com/BW/status/1047777724356591... Oct 4, 2018

  Raspberry Spi https://twitter.

• I just remembered why I don't drink much any more. Oct 4, 2018

  I just remembered why I don't drink much any more.

• Damn loving @wburgpizza at 310 Bowery Jesus Christ my life... Oct 3, 2018

  Damn loving @wburgpizza at 310 Bowery Jesus Christ my life is a gift thank you @ashwindeshmukh #sponsored #superdrunk https://twitter.

• I've been catching up on Modern Love in the NYT, and it... Oct 3, 2018

  I've been catching up on Modern Love in the NYT, and it used to feature way more limning the outline of his shoulders while overwhelmed with remorse. Does anyone even limn the outline of his shoulders while overwhelmed with remorse any more?

• Computer show me exactly one screenshot from Slack that... Oct 3, 2018

  Computer show me exactly one screenshot from Slack that summarizes being the CEO of @PostlightStudio . https://twitter.

• Olin Centers everywhere pop 🍾, professors rip off their... Oct 3, 2018

  Olin Centers everywhere pop 🍾, professors rip off their shirts to reveal JUST ASKIN QUESTIONS back tattoos. A journal with 400 circ is shuttered, a small state school tenure committee smiles and throws an application in the trash.

• “I’m just so enjoying not writing it.”—Me to editor... Oct 2, 2018

  “I’m just so enjoying not writing it.

• If you can't believe this website is free then you're the... Oct 2, 2018

  If you can't believe this website is free then you're the product being sold.

• Over the last year I've visited—and been visited by—the... Oct 1, 2018

  Over the last year I've visited—and been visited by—the Library of Congress, sometimes to help with their digital strategy. They gave me sandwiches and Diet Cokes, and let me walk around the map stacks, so in the spirit of quid pro quo I am going to write up a thread.

• Turning The Digital Product Studio On Its Head: In Conversation with Jules Ehrhart Oct 1, 2018
• My @sva colleague @chochinov has ONE SIMPLE TRICK for... Oct 1, 2018

  My @sva colleague @chochinov has ONE SIMPLE TRICK for making meetings better, with a Chrome plugin + Slack bot to help you make it work. I'm installing it because really what do I have to lose at this point?

• This is the sequel to Avatar. https://twitter.com/mofmofmuff... Oct 1, 2018

  This is the sequel to Avatar. https://twitter.

• what a good good piece about the compromises writers make... Sep 30, 2018

  what a good good piece about the compromises writers make to keep their egos and jobs and i love that the url is sarahs-magnum-opus https://popula.

• ends meat https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1045038141978... Sep 26, 2018

  ends meat https://twitter.

• my #1 favorite thing to do as a boss is ask for more zazzle Sep 26, 2018
• Is Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea actually... Sep 25, 2018

  Is Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea actually really, really good or did I just like being young in the year 2000?

• Isn't it time you had your OWN emoji?... Sep 25, 2018

  Isn't it time you had your OWN emoji? https://twitter.

• Three hours from now California is going to log into some... Sep 25, 2018

  Three hours from now California is going to log into some choice NYC rain tweets. Good morning you sun-dappled nerds.

• Design Matters: A Conversation on Digital Transformation Sep 24, 2018
• Here's Studs Terkel interviewing Dorothy Parker. It's rough... Sep 24, 2018

  Here's Studs Terkel interviewing Dorothy Parker. It's rough because he loves her work and she refuses to accept the smallest bit of praise.

• Traditional work anniversary gifts: 1st: Non-dairy... Sep 23, 2018

  Traditional work anniversary gifts: 1st: Non-dairy creamer 2nd: Flash drive 3rd: Gum jar 4th: Pen mug 5th: Dymo 10th: K-cup 15th: Office fridge 20th: Golf/wine 25th: $25.

• Frozen sequel looks pretty good.... Sep 21, 2018

  Frozen sequel looks pretty good. https://twitter.

• sometimes i wonder what i'd be able to accomplish if i... Sep 19, 2018

  sometimes i wonder what i'd be able to accomplish if i didn't spend about 35% of my day obsessing over this bullshit https://twitter.

• “The pink area is a lagoon of pig excrement.”... Sep 19, 2018

  “The pink area is a lagoon of pig excrement. ” — https://www.

• History will look back on us and find us wanting. But... Sep 19, 2018

  History will look back on us and find us wanting. But history is also a smug weenie in a weird helmet and plastic boots.

• This is for an UPCOMING TALK! https://twitter.com/kevboh/sta... Sep 19, 2018

  This is for an UPCOMING TALK! https://twitter.

• These dogs are also pretty good... Sep 18, 2018

  These dogs are also pretty good https://www. metmuseum.

• This is a good dog https://collection.cooperhewitt.org/objec... Sep 18, 2018

  This is a good dog https://collection. cooperhewitt.

• RIP Alan Abel you good hoaxing goofball... Sep 18, 2018

  RIP Alan Abel you good hoaxing goofball https://www. nytimes.

• I can't stop thinking about this thread.... Sep 18, 2018

  I can't stop thinking about this thread. https://twitter.

• I read this fact from 1876 this morning and went to track... Sep 18, 2018

  I read this fact from 1876 this morning and went to track it down and it is extremely suspicious. Citation definitely needed.

• Scaling Ethics While Scaling Platforms Sep 17, 2018
• I wonder if one reason image-based languages like Smalltalk... Sep 17, 2018

  I wonder if one reason image-based languages like Smalltalk don't thrive is that with file-based languages like Python you basically are always throwing away your old code with each new project and never have to face most of your bad decisions.

• Doctor please I can't imagine dragons Sep 17, 2018
• There was a big fire in the parking structure at Kings... Sep 17, 2018

  There was a big fire in the parking structure at Kings Plaza today and the "Popular Times" widget on Google tracked that no one was going to the mall. https://twitter.

• This paper extracts terms from obituaries to determine... Sep 17, 2018

  This paper extracts terms from obituaries to determine virtues. https://link.

• Reread: Sep 16, 2018
• the blaze is so good and their album is out. this... Sep 16, 2018

  the blaze is so good and their album is out. this video https://www.

• Linux is great because it's never done!... Sep 16, 2018

  Linux is great because it's never done! @mail .

• This weekend included one 11th wedding anniversary plus a... Sep 16, 2018

  This weekend included one 11th wedding anniversary plus a birthday for 7 year old twins and it involved a lot of tantrums.

• Son: Dad the most dangerous animal is the black mamba. Me:... Sep 15, 2018

  Son: Dad the most dangerous animal is the black mamba. Me: Or is it MAN...

• It's wild to me that people want to go to Mars when I don't... Sep 14, 2018

  It's wild to me that people want to go to Mars when I don't even want to go to Queens.

• That we are having a national dialog regarding the... Sep 14, 2018

  That we are having a national dialog regarding the acceptable parameters for randomly entering someone's home and killing them makes the concept of national dialogs very suspicious.

• THIS COVER https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-09-1... Sep 13, 2018

  THIS COVER https://www. bloomberg.

• I'll say this for Cynthia Nixon, it's wild to see this many... Sep 13, 2018

  I'll say this for Cynthia Nixon, it's wild to see this many liberal arts majors awake so early in the morning.

• Does anyone do postmortems a year later? Like if you ask me... Sep 12, 2018

  Does anyone do postmortems a year later? Like if you ask me today what should have gone better on project X that finished 12 months ago, I can see it much more clearly.

• Me: [Travels back in time] 16yo me: Dude who are you? Me:... Sep 12, 2018

  Me: [Travels back in time] 16yo me: Dude who are you? Me: I came from the future to tell you that one day you'll be a quoted expert on being fun at parties in the New York Times!

• This is tomorrow at 6:30PM if you want free beer, free... Sep 12, 2018

  This is tomorrow at 6:30PM if you want free beer, free snacks, and a free chance to learn about the entire future of your technology career. https://twitter.

• At 5:50, 70 minutes into soothing an anxious little boy... Sep 12, 2018

  At 5:50, 70 minutes into soothing an anxious little boy (school) who can't sleep (tummy hurts, so thirsty, needs a brown blanket) I get him curled up with me on the couch and finally feel him stop twitching. A minute after that he wakes up and asks, was John Henry famous?

• My first thought is that Remnants of Gordon sounds like a... Sep 10, 2018

  My first thought is that Remnants of Gordon sounds like a 90s alt-rock band but then I remembered that Superchunk is out here fighting for climate change and wonder what this world even has come to. https://twitter.

• Dealing With Cycles: A Conversation with Michael Shaoul Sep 10, 2018
• One of the goals when you start a studio is to earn... Sep 10, 2018

  One of the goals when you start a studio is to earn recognition from your peers. It takes a minute.

• Friends we're gonna have a nice chat at work about THE WAY... Sep 10, 2018

  Friends we're gonna have a nice chat at work about THE WAY THAT MACHINE LEARNING IS GOING TO UTTERLY DETERMINE THE FUTURE OF YOUR TECHNOLOGY CAREER and you should come to it if you want to make enough money to send your kids to Moon College in 2035. https://www.

• The State Department should issue a warning to anyone... Sep 9, 2018

  The State Department should issue a warning to anyone planning to visit the NYU Department of German.

• My son does a thing where we're playing Battleship and he... Sep 8, 2018

  My son does a thing where we're playing Battleship and he drops all his pegs. While he picks them up he gets thirsty, so he gets water–but drops ice cubes all over the floor.

• My son's first day of Saturday soccer class (daughter doing... Sep 8, 2018

  My son's first day of Saturday soccer class (daughter doing ballet; their own requests). I ran into three other dads I know at the park field where seven different soccer academies/practices are set up.

• FRIENDS. Next Come on out next Thursday evening! We're... Sep 7, 2018

  FRIENDS. Next Come on out next Thursday evening!

• I just want to say that your taste in shitposting meme... Sep 6, 2018

  @Aelkus I just want to say that your taste in shitposting meme accounts is impeccable and makes my feed so much better.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1037532201586487296/photo/... Sep 5, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Magazines are great. https://archive.org/details/TanteidanMa... Sep 5, 2018

  Magazines are great. https://archive.

• I'm so happy reading this. https://twitter.com/LukewSavage/s... Sep 5, 2018

  I'm so happy reading this. https://twitter.

• When u love TV shows about trees... Sep 5, 2018

  When u love TV shows about trees https://twitter.

• Despite all the hermeneutic battles over REST and RPC and... Sep 5, 2018

  Despite all the hermeneutic battles over REST and RPC and so forth, URLs in a browser are so key to regular humans building and understanding web systems and it's sad to see them obscured. Imagine if all the books in your library had white covers with white lettering.

• hey now you're a lodestar but you're dead now mccain Sep 5, 2018
• IDK, there's another op-ed published an hour ago with... Sep 5, 2018

  IDK, there's another op-ed published an hour ago with “lodestar” in the dek. https://nyti.

• You know, @RickWebb, these could EASILY be the chapter... Sep 5, 2018

  You know, @RickWebb , these could EASILY be the chapter titles of your “Agency” book, too. http://www.

• cc @editaud_io https://twitter.com/ezyjules/status/103740751... Sep 5, 2018

  cc @editaud_io https://twitter.

• Okay, 3,500 printed SHIP IT! THE GAME OF PRODUCT MANAGEMENT... Sep 4, 2018

  Okay, 3,500 printed SHIP IT! THE GAME OF PRODUCT MANAGEMENT boxes are headed to their destinations.

• i'm gonna just retreat into absolute garbage shitposting i... Sep 4, 2018
• when you're halfway to loading deps into an ideal tree and... Sep 4, 2018

  when you're halfway to loading deps into an ideal tree and she gives you that WARN enoent ENOENT https://twitter.

• Whenever someone says “I'm kind of alpha” just hear the... Sep 4, 2018

  Whenever someone says “I'm kind of alpha” just hear the words “I'm very short-term” instead and everything they do after that will make perfect sense.

• A little Tuesday morning "secret systems of technology"... Sep 4, 2018

  A little Tuesday morning "secret systems of technology" podcast to get you nerds going. A Coversation on SDKs - https://radiopublic.

• One of the most morally complex questions of the modern... Sep 4, 2018

  One of the most morally complex questions of the modern Internet age is, “Dad, does Spotify have Imagine Dragons?

• At the ancient festivals of ideas they threw ALL the... Sep 4, 2018

  At the ancient festivals of ideas they threw ALL the thinkers in the volcano.

• God I have so many good jokes right now and no desire to... Sep 3, 2018

  God I have so many good jokes right now and no desire to face the consequences.

• Going Off Script : A Coversation on SDKs Sep 3, 2018

  Pull to Refresh? How about Smile to Fave: This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the building blocks of software development.

• How long can I sit quietly on my phone while everyone else... Sep 3, 2018

  How long can I sit quietly on my phone while everyone else does chores?

• my son, daughter, and i each had to write apology notes to... Sep 2, 2018
• that marketing guy who moved to a pig farm to sculpt and... Sep 2, 2018

  that marketing guy who moved to a pig farm to sculpt and won't let anyone mention trump is still out there crumpling stuff completely unaware of what's happening http://www. erikhagerman.

• this is a song that was an audio track on a German... Sep 2, 2018

  this is a song that was an audio track on a German shareware CD of Amiga software in 2000 about how the Amiga community needs to come together and it's tongue-in-cheek and in English, but it's also very... Teutonically martial https://archive.

• My Doug Engelbart tribute band is called Modest Mouse. Sep 2, 2018

  My Doug Engelbart tribute band is called Modest Mouse.

• This story of an Aretha Franklin impersonator is very wild.... Sep 2, 2018

  This story of an Aretha Franklin impersonator is very wild. https://www.

• sex is cool but have you ever successfully parsed wikitext Sep 1, 2018
• Which abstraction should I get really into? Sep 1, 2018

  Which abstraction should I get really into?

• god no please, please sweet lamb of god in the feeding... Sep 1, 2018

  god no please, please sweet lamb of god in the feeding trough, ich habe genug https://twitter.

• via http://worrydream.com/EarlyHistoryOfSmalltalk/... Aug 31, 2018

  via http://worrydream. com/EarlyHistoryOfSmalltalk/ https://twitter.

• Blowed up real good. Aug 30, 2018

  @tmcgev Blowed up real good.

• I just started to rewatch it and it's truly amazing. I pay... Aug 30, 2018

  @tmcgev I just started to rewatch it and it's truly amazing. I pay more attention to the sets than anything.

• This is me too--my parents were in this tiny cohort at the... Aug 30, 2018

  @tmcgev This is me too--my parents were in this tiny cohort at the tail end of the silent generation with pre-boomer college educated bohemian aesthetics. Brecht, Beckett, Jung, Fanny &amp;amp; Alexander, Zorba, Mann, Frankl, puppets, E.

• I don't like to get too nostalgic but I do miss the days... Aug 30, 2018

  I don't like to get too nostalgic but I do miss the days when there were other industries besides my own.

• I keep thinking that if this was 2000 four noise/klezmer... Aug 30, 2018

  I keep thinking that if this was 2000 four noise/klezmer bands called Jewtropolis would already have formed and booked shows at Tonic.

• ulgh yeah this is just BRUTAL https://twitter.com/kentemerso... Aug 30, 2018

  ulgh yeah this is just BRUTAL https://twitter.

• To 6yo twins: Yes, we missed the bus, but we can walk to... Aug 30, 2018

  To 6yo twins: Yes, we missed the bus, but we can walk to camp and talk! [Pause] Son: Daddy, do the Yankees suck?

• ? Aug 29, 2018

  ?

• We are gonna do a fun evening event/reception at work about... Aug 29, 2018

  We are gonna do a fun evening event/reception at work about how to build software in this new weird age of machine learning. I'm moderating.

• This article correctly identifies @ginatrapani's title as... Aug 29, 2018

  This article correctly identifies @ginatrapani 's title as “honcho. ” https://twitter.

• MAC: I have 8 processor cores and 16 GB of RAM, I am so... Aug 29, 2018

  MAC: I have 8 processor cores and 16 GB of RAM, I am so amazing right now. ME: Show me a list of all my fonts in a dropdown menu.

• Don't be fooled by NYPD PR, this was a sting operation.... Aug 28, 2018

  Don't be fooled by NYPD PR, this was a sting operation. https://twitter.

• Ten ways to tell if your spouse is having an affair with... Aug 28, 2018

  Ten ways to tell if your spouse is having an affair with the intellectual dark web.

• Good luck out there NYC. Everyone who makes it to Thursday... Aug 27, 2018

  Good luck out there NYC. Everyone who makes it to Thursday let's meet in Coney Island for popsicles.

• I hope all the relatively anonymous and underpaid imperfect... Aug 27, 2018

  I hope all the relatively anonymous and underpaid imperfect but hopeful government employees who are doing their best to deliver services to constituents in the middle of this shitshow know that we celebrate and respect your service.

• Bad Blood: A Conversation on Megalomania in Silicon Valley Aug 27, 2018

  Product is Humbling: This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk about John Carreyrou’s Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies In a Silicon Valley Startup, a book about “what can go wrong when you believe stuff”. Drawing comparisons to Wild Wild Country’s Baghwan and the late Steve Jobs, this episode discusses the founder of Theranos’ charisma within the culture of Silicon Valley.

• Now I'm just a simple graphic designer, but—... Aug 27, 2018

  Now I'm just a simple graphic designer, but— https://twitter.

• Charts and graphs? In *my* humanities?... Aug 27, 2018

  Charts and graphs? In *my* humanities?

• “We now return to our regularly scheduled programming” is... Aug 25, 2018

  “We now return to our regularly scheduled programming” is the single phrase you need to understand to understand America. They should just make them the 28th amendment.

• There's a video on here where it shows a very somber news... Aug 25, 2018

  There's a video on here where it shows a very somber news farewell to John McCain, then cuts back to the regularly scheduled programming, which is two obese men in dolphin masks engaging in erotic dolphin foreplay, and I just want to say: That's MY America.

• catching exceptions means your bugs can have bugs Aug 25, 2018
• My son was nibbling on his thumb here on the bus and I just... Aug 25, 2018

  My son was nibbling on his thumb here on the bus and I just accidentally asked him to stop all the singer fucking.

• i want a plugin that replaces everything online with... Aug 24, 2018

  i want a plugin that replaces everything online with pictures of this family https://www. nytimes.

• *extremely nyt voice* my bylines Aug 23, 2018
• I would like to formally and publicly apologize to my... Aug 22, 2018

  I would like to formally and publicly apologize to my daughter for toasting her bagel so that it was too crunch. As she noted, now she will never have breakfast, and we will be late and miss the bus, and even if we had another bagel, she had already put the butter on this one.

• holy cats they rebranded LOC https://www.pentagram.com/work/... Aug 21, 2018

  holy cats they rebranded LOC https://www. pentagram.

• The next copywriter who writes a website module with the... Aug 21, 2018

  The next copywriter who writes a website module with the hed, “Did someone say agile? ” (or whatever) gets a wedgie.

• Friends—it's @RickWebb. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/... Aug 21, 2018

  Friends—it's @RickWebb . https://twitter.

• Getting Creative with Marketing: Rick Webb&apos;s Agency Aug 20, 2018

  Don’t Quit Your Day Job: This week, Paul Ford and Gina Trapani sit down with Rick Webb , COO of Timehop , to discuss his 2015 book Agency: Starting a Creative Firm in the Age of Digital Marketing . Rick lays out how anybody — even someone born in a ditch in Topeka — can start an agency.

• i call this composition “web dev 2018”... Aug 20, 2018

  i call this composition “web dev 2018” https://twitter.

• Two questions I can't get out of my head: Who will play... Aug 20, 2018

  Two questions I can't get out of my head: Who will play Boies in the Bad Blood movie and who will play Ronnell in the NYU movie?

• Rare footage of the Little Maker @DankDuneMemes... Aug 19, 2018

  Rare footage of the Little Maker @DankDuneMemes https://twitter.

• There's kind of a lot. https://twitter.com/annewild_muc/stat... Aug 19, 2018

  There's kind of a lot. https://twitter.

• any good standup albums on spotify lately? you can DM me if... Aug 18, 2018

  any good standup albums on spotify lately? you can DM me if you're ashamed of your taste in horrible dick jokes.

• It's 830 am and already I've received two mandatory apology... Aug 18, 2018

  It's 830 am and already I've received two mandatory apology letters for door slamming and “for hitting you in the face. ” https://twitter.

• Me: Google show me ONE 15-minute video I can analyze for... Aug 17, 2018

  Me: Google show me ONE 15-minute video I can analyze for the pivotal chapter in my PhD thesis to demonstrate how technocapitalist futurism reinforces itself via post-colonial global narratives of gender, race, and class. Google: Okay, I found that for you https://archive.

• extremely my aesthetic https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/103... Aug 16, 2018

  extremely my aesthetic https://twitter.

• Imagine if SimCity had a Hot Coffee Mode.... Aug 16, 2018

  Imagine if SimCity had a Hot Coffee Mode. https://twitter.

• UBI now stands for Unfortunate Bathroom Incident, sorry... Aug 15, 2018

  UBI now stands for Unfortunate Bathroom Incident, sorry economists.

• New York City feels like the inside of a dog's mouth but on... Aug 15, 2018

  New York City feels like the inside of a dog's mouth but on the upside I saw a bearded dude walking down 6th ave wearing a black T-shirt that just said PANCAKES and vaping.

• It's very generous and menschy of @WeAreMel + @joshuapartvi... Aug 15, 2018

  It's very generous and menschy of @WeAreMel + @joshuapartvi to put on record that @PostlightStudio is helping them build out their new platform. Most clients make us beg like animals.

• One of the best cures for night terrors is to wake the... Aug 14, 2018

  One of the best cures for night terrors is to wake the little girl up every hour before midnight and ask her nonsense questions, so tonight I put a flashlight on her, gave her a wet willy, and asked if owls play ukelele.

• friends come with me to celebrate for it is @neuey's... Aug 14, 2018

  friends come with me to celebrate for it is @neuey 's special day https://twitter.

• This dad is always here for a good sign typo. Partly... Aug 14, 2018

  This dad is always here for a good sign typo. Partly because I grew up near the Amish country and you've never imagined how many ways people who leave school after 8th grade can spell canteloupe.

• This photo is nine years old now, and they fixed it a few... Aug 14, 2018

  This photo is nine years old now, and they fixed it a few days after, but I still think about what this bodega would be like if it hadn't been a typo. https://twitter.

• This is a constrcution company that does qualtiy work... Aug 14, 2018

  This is a constrcution company that does qualtiy work https://twitter.

• The Innovator&apos;s Dilemma Aug 13, 2018

  The Only Success that Matters: This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the figurative moats that protect companies like Facebook, Amazon, and Google from competition. Has anybody really figured out how to disrupt their markets?

• If millennials come for Frank's Hot Sauce there will be... Aug 13, 2018

  If millennials come for Frank's Hot Sauce there will be hell to pay.

• Brands are people in the same way Soylent Green is people. Aug 13, 2018

  Brands are people in the same way Soylent Green is people.

• 1) https://gizmodo.com/5851062/generation-x-is-sick-of-your-... Aug 12, 2018

  1) https://gizmodo. com/5851062/generation-x-is-sick-of-your-bullshit 2) https://www.

• Seems legit. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1028798189766... Aug 12, 2018

  Seems legit. https://twitter.

• https://local.theonion.com/struggling-used-bookstore-has-tri... Aug 12, 2018

  https://local. theonion.

• oh for god's sake i've been thinking about this since 2013... Aug 12, 2018

  oh for god's sake i've been thinking about this since 2013 https://twitter. com/ftrain/status/289136768274534400 https://twitter.

• this is all i could think about on the plane coming back... Aug 12, 2018

  this is all i could think about on the plane coming back from vacation https://twitter.

• Let me tell you youngs something. You teens think you... Aug 10, 2018

  Let me tell you youngs something. You teens think you INVENTED—(consults list of 2018-era teen things)—...

• We had to destroy the commons in order to save it.... Aug 10, 2018

  We had to destroy the commons in order to save it. https://twitter.

• whoops broke my own rule and tweeted about the nyt, back to... Aug 9, 2018
• did the wikipedia editor for visual programming... Aug 7, 2018

  did the wikipedia editor for visual programming languages... murder someone https://twitter.

• “This is completely over the top,” I laughed, “there's a... Aug 7, 2018

  “This is completely over the top,” I laughed, “there's a special three-bottle Jaegermeister dispenser here in this lake house. ” But then 8:30pm rolled around.

• Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/10269928523357... Aug 7, 2018

  Where am I? https://twitter.

• Why We Fail: A Conversation with Victor Lombardi Aug 6, 2018
• Does anyone know what this is? All anyone knows is that... Aug 6, 2018

  Does anyone know what this is? All anyone knows is that it's an "antique" and came from Chicago.

• This is so joyful. https://twitter.com/rsnous/status/1026535... Aug 6, 2018

  This is so joyful. https://twitter.

• They're archiving webcomics https://www.loc.gov/collections/... Aug 3, 2018

  They're archiving webcomics https://www. loc.

• rick-webb-takes-apart-online-advertising-economics-siren.gif... Aug 3, 2018

  rick-webb-takes-apart-online-advertising-economics-siren. gif https://medium.

• Will you build...or will you buy. God help us all in either... Aug 2, 2018

  Will you build... or will you buy.

• Daughter: What has two hands and no legs? Me: I don't... Aug 1, 2018

  Daughter: What has two hands and no legs? Me: I don't know.

• ABSOLUTELY HELL YES LET'S DO THIS.... Aug 1, 2018

  ABSOLUTELY HELL YES LET'S DO THIS. https://twitter.

• Desperately trying to avoid all discussion of Elon Musk on... Aug 1, 2018

  Desperately trying to avoid all discussion of Elon Musk on Twitter has taught me what it must be like for others when we talk about the New York Times here.

• Via TBR newsletter (occasional newsletter of super-cheap... Jul 31, 2018

  Via TBR newsletter (occasional newsletter of super-cheap sci-fi ebooks) https://tinyletter. com/tbr — Octavia Butler 4 vol Patternist series is $3.

• Thank you Google Photos for automatically assembling an... Jul 31, 2018

  Thank you Google Photos for automatically assembling an album of photos I took nine years ago of all the weird porn in the IVF sample collection room.

• Putting A Fine On Great Experience Design Jul 30, 2018

  Great Experience Design Leads To Anti-Competitive Practices: In the wake of the EU’s decision to issue Google a $5 billion fine, Paul Ford and Rich Ziadetalk about how great experience design obliterates competition while antitrust laws cramp designers’ style. In between conversations about the ethics of being able to choose, we learn that Rich would die without being able to choose between Vietnamese and Italian coffee, and whispers that Postlight could be shipping an app to finally unite people who walk their cats on leashes.

• oh god that means my book is four years late, also someone... Jul 30, 2018

  oh god that means my book is four years late, also someone help me figure out what to do tilde club please i'm very tired https://twitter.

• 2015: WebAssembly will be amazing, we'll have native... Jul 29, 2018

  2015: WebAssembly will be amazing, we'll have native experiences in the browser. 2021: Microsoft presents isomorphic PHP that runs in the browser and server through the Peachpie .

• Don't hate XML. It's a reasonable document interchange... Jul 28, 2018

  Don't hate XML. It's a reasonable document interchange format that addressed edge cases.

• Welp I guess that's it. https://www.w3.org/blog/2018/07/the-... Jul 28, 2018

  Welp I guess that's it. https://www.

• Too busy getting ready for the next one.... Jul 28, 2018

  Too busy getting ready for the next one. https://nyti.

• Over and over when programming my stupid hobby projects I... Jul 27, 2018

  Over and over when programming my stupid hobby projects I sit here and ask myself: What is actually happening here? And; Where in the framework would I typically expect this to transpire?

• Facebook just had the largest single-day drop in market cap... Jul 27, 2018

  Facebook just had the largest single-day drop in market cap in corporate history and I am pretty sure this @robynkanner chart explains why https://melmagazine. com/i-wont-stop-trolling-instagram-s-transphobic-titty-policy-1dd94544b126 https://twitter.

• Hey! @monktoberfest is a KIND, FRIENDLY, nerdy conference... Jul 27, 2018

  Hey! @monktoberfest is a KIND, FRIENDLY, nerdy conference around open source, software development, and culture.

• this is so true I think about joan all the time... Jul 27, 2018

  this is so true I think about joan all the time https://twitter.

• We ran out of copies of SHIP IT, our product management... Jul 26, 2018

  We ran out of copies of SHIP IT, our product management card game, but we're going to go back for ONE MORE PRINT RUN. So if you want a physical copy this is your last chance ever.

• I discuss pigeon diapers. https://twitter.com/markhurst/stat... Jul 26, 2018

  I discuss pigeon diapers. https://twitter.

• this is a very good bookshelf https://twitter.com/neuey/stat... Jul 26, 2018

  this is a very good bookshelf https://twitter.

• I agree with this! https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2... Jul 26, 2018

  I agree with this! https://www.

• I...accidentally put “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” on repeat on the... Jul 26, 2018

  I... accidentally put “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” on repeat on the Sonos yesterday and now it's 9:10 AM and I'm the only person in the office.

• Very few things make me as suspicious as nerds saying... Jul 26, 2018

  Very few things make me as suspicious as nerds saying “isomorphic.

• Facebook vs. the public markets, it's sort of hard to know... Jul 26, 2018

  Facebook vs. the public markets, it's sort of hard to know who to root for.

• Item from today's all-hands meeting agenda.... Jul 25, 2018

  Item from today's all-hands meeting agenda. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1022074048141029376/video/... Jul 25, 2018

  https://twitter.

• The bus broke down on the highway and I jumped a fence to... Jul 24, 2018

  The bus broke down on the highway and I jumped a fence to walk three blocks to the train.

• Hating on the anti-library guy's garbage opinions brought... Jul 23, 2018

  Hating on the anti-library guy's garbage opinions brought together millions of people and it's a tragedy that Forbes lacked the responsibility to preserve our vital commons of cultural indignation.

• Version Control : A Conversation On Tracking Changes Jul 23, 2018

  Two Jabrons Shooting the Shit: Source management, change management, version control — is there a better, more modern way to track changes in software? This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade hash it out.

• WFMU is not a right but a responsibility.... Jul 23, 2018

  WFMU is not a right but a responsibility. https://twitter.

• It's fun to read http://www.vulture.com/2018/07/billy-joel-i... Jul 23, 2018

  It's fun to read http://www. vulture.

• no one ever points out the tax benefits of prison reform Jul 22, 2018
• God I love latin capital letters 🔠... Jul 22, 2018

  God I love latin capital letters 🔠 https://twitter.

• I'm leaving Prospect Park at 9th St. with the kids and... Jul 21, 2018

  I'm leaving Prospect Park at 9th St. with the kids and @CynthiaNixon just walked by and said to her friend, “the F is fine, let's go,” which is more relatable than any NYC politician since Al Smith ran for Governor in 1922.

• I played myself badly. I got bored weeks ago and renamed my... Jul 20, 2018

  I played myself badly. I got bored weeks ago and renamed my work computer “blockchain_miner_000000000019d6689c085,” but forgot.

• Hope everyone had a great relaxing shower to wash away that... Jul 19, 2018

  Hope everyone had a great relaxing shower to wash away that Thursday-morning asbestos.

• welp time to get back to work [giant hole opens up a block... Jul 19, 2018
• I miss the tweets about how children watching the news... Jul 19, 2018

  I miss the tweets about how children watching the news would turn to their parents and say profound things about politics. (“Daddy why do none dawe caw it tweason?

• Yesssss Jul 18, 2018
• If someone was promulgating Holocaust denial on a platform... Jul 18, 2018

  If someone was promulgating Holocaust denial on a platform you control, you could reset their passwords, then make them watch all of Shoah, streaming, before they log in. Absolutely could be on the table in the product meeting.

• This is why you need an editor.... Jul 18, 2018

  This is why you need an editor. https://twitter.

• Me whenever I inspect the element.... Jul 17, 2018

  Me whenever I inspect the element. https://twitter.

• I believe that when you're born you get your own gender,... Jul 16, 2018

  I believe that when you're born you get your own gender, and it's a random 16 letter string that's a mix of letters, numbers, and punctuation, and no one tells you what it is.

• I love straws. Jul 16, 2018

  I love straws.

• All we need is count(*). count is all we need.... Jul 16, 2018

  All we need is count(*). count is all we need.

• More Than Type &amp; Color: A Conversation With Robyn Kanner Jul 16, 2018

  How does systems thinking influence design thinking? How much of shipping new design is about coping with anxiety?

• This is actually a 500 server error from Google but for a... Jul 16, 2018

  This is actually a 500 server error from Google but for a moment it seemed like this is what an AI thinks is inside a Finch's brain. https://twitter.

• To be fair AWS support is expensive. Jul 16, 2018

  To be fair AWS support is expensive.

• I tell you what's treasonous are these bullshit deals. Jul 16, 2018

  I tell you what's treasonous are these bullshit deals.

• Got in right under the wire #havredegrace... Jul 16, 2018

  Got in right under the wire #havredegrace https://twitter.

• seven hours until #havredegrace Jul 16, 2018
• this is cool http://reviews.greatplacetowork.com/postlight Jul 13, 2018

  this is cool http://reviews. greatplacetowork.

• *extremely gdpr voice* my cookies Jul 11, 2018
• There's a certain totally unique genre of prose that only... Jul 11, 2018

  There's a certain totally unique genre of prose that only happens when you test the CMS. https://twitter.

• Receiving another company's marketing email blast about... Jul 11, 2018

  Receiving another company's marketing email blast about your own company first thing in the morning is utterly disorienting (but cool, once I understood what I was reading, and we do love Airtable). https://twitter.

• would you like to play a https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1... Jul 10, 2018

  would you like to play a https://twitter.

• Can You Ship It? : When Design and Engineering Isn&apos;t Enough Jul 9, 2018

  The Game of Product Management: This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade record a live podcast episode at our Ship It! meetup.

• Seems legit. Jul 9, 2018

  @rustyk5 Seems legit.

• i really do appreciate this, and just as much I appreciate... Jul 7, 2018
• Welp this is flawless. https://twitter.com/TheMFingChisa/sta... Jul 7, 2018

  Welp this is flawless. https://twitter.

• I remembered it as much poppier and friendly, I was... Jul 7, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa I remembered it as much poppier and friendly, I was surprised to go back and find out that it was actually about fucking the ice cream.

• The Carvel theme song was extremely vaporwave... Jul 7, 2018

  The Carvel theme song was extremely vaporwave https://youtu.

• Why are we fighting? Jul 7, 2018

  Why are we fighting?

• a note from old me to current me... Jul 5, 2018

  a note from old me to current me https://twitter.

• i'm so tired of this shit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Jul 5, 2018

  i'm so tired of this shit https://twitter.

• So a vulture goes to the airport with a dead rabbit in its... Jul 5, 2018

  So a vulture goes to the airport with a dead rabbit in its beak and they try to take it away from him, and the vulture says, wait! It's carrion!

• I always think of this song today and dig it up, and every... Jul 4, 2018

  I always think of this song today and dig it up, and every year the sacred significance of Kramer and Shimmy Disc and rough production droney alt rock on high quality magnetic cassettes fades that much more. https://open.

• via http://nellucnhoj.com/post/146897974339/824-usa via... Jul 4, 2018

  via http://nellucnhoj. com/post/146897974339/824-usa via https://mltshp.

• http://www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/07/19/snapshot-work-of-... Jul 4, 2018

  http://www. nybooks.

• this video is not a loop they've been doing this nonstop... Jul 3, 2018

  this video is not a loop they've been doing this nonstop for seven days https://twitter.

• Look at this basket of America https://www.us-shop-berlin.de... Jul 3, 2018

  Look at this basket of America https://www. us-shop-berlin.

• Here's a German “American Lifestyle” collection of products... Jul 3, 2018

  Here's a German “American Lifestyle” collection of products in time for the 4th of July. https://www.

• When faced with a vertical-align CSS challenge, always... Jul 2, 2018

  When faced with a vertical-align CSS challenge, always remember to do your UTMOST: Use Tables, Move On, Save Time.

• The Evolution of Software with Tim Meaney Jul 2, 2018

  How did TIVO lead to Netflix? How does good software lead to empowerment?

• A NYC real estate broker keeps sending me unsolicited info... Jul 2, 2018

  A NYC real estate broker keeps sending me unsolicited info about this rental office space (in PowerPoint) and between the pictures on the wall and the “floor plan” and the fact that they've sent it like eight times I worry I'm in some kind of dream state and can't wake up. https://twitter.

• Every now and then I think back to a day much like today in... Jul 2, 2018

  Every now and then I think back to a day much like today in 1996 when my friend Wayne looked at me and said, “White people are singing about millions of peaches. ” And I just didn't have an explanation.

• Sometimes you look back on decades as a programmer and you... Jul 2, 2018

  Sometimes you look back on decades as a programmer and you wonder, did I set the state? Or did the state set me?

• (searches The Noun Project for “business”) Jul 2, 2018
• When you open your Spotify Discover Weekly and your first... Jul 2, 2018

  When you open your Spotify Discover Weekly and your first song is a “Lammer Dance Mix” https://open. spotify.

• Still using that tbh Jul 2, 2018
• how the hell did we make web things without the console Jul 2, 2018
• My daughter just got to the part in the graphic novel... Jul 1, 2018

  My daughter just got to the part in the graphic novel adaptation of Anne of Green Gables where Matthew dies and just showed it to me and said, “Daddy? ” so we had a little talk, but meanwhile I'm reliving my own grief about when Matthew died in Anne of Green Gables.

• Trapped in the thought experimemt. :/.... Jul 1, 2018

  Trapped in the thought experimemt. :/.

• Paul Ford is a writer who is this and what is the address... Jun 30, 2018

  Paul Ford is a writer who is this and what is the address of the house and the kids are going to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday off so I can get the money. https://twitter.

• Get ready. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/101209520461307... Jun 27, 2018

  Get ready. https://twitter.

• I would just like to say publicly to 40,000 and soon to be... Jun 27, 2018

  I would just like to say publicly to 40,000 and soon to be 30,000 twitter followers that I am a #1 abortion fan and I love funding abortion rights and if I can find them in 3XLT I will buy and wear a #1 abortion fan T-shirt until someone shoots me in my abortion-loving face.

• Nerds better start making a blockchain for abortions. Jun 27, 2018

  Nerds better start making a blockchain for abortions.

• I can't wait to see the troglodyte pedophile racist nominee... Jun 27, 2018

  I can't wait to see the troglodyte pedophile racist nominee they winch out of the sewer.

• oof https://twitter.com/bmorrissey/status/101200875015528857... Jun 27, 2018

  oof https://twitter.

• 10,000 reporters leave the Red Hen restaurant and start... Jun 27, 2018

  10,000 reporters leave the Red Hen restaurant and start driving back to DC.

• Oh yeah, I mean, desert weirdness is literally weaponized.... Jun 27, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Oh yeah, I mean, desert weirdness is literally weaponized. East coast is basically eccentric in comparison.

• Things suck but let's remember when that mariachi band... Jun 27, 2018

  Things suck but let's remember when that mariachi band serenaded outside the offices of that racist lawyer.

• The other thing I love about tourists is when the people... Jun 27, 2018

  The other thing I love about tourists is when the people who are clearly the hottest back home have no idea how to hold themselves in the face of indifference. They're looking everywhere for approval and no one is looking back.

• There are 100 tourists waiting for a charter bus near Wall... Jun 27, 2018

  There are 100 tourists waiting for a charter bus near Wall St. at 9:42AM and some of them are eating pizza out of brown paper bags sharpied with the word “pizza.

• Panda JIRA has so many tickets marked “can't reproduce.” Jun 27, 2018

  Panda JIRA has so many tickets marked “can't reproduce.

• We are experiencing unprecedented national levels. Jun 26, 2018

  We are experiencing unprecedented national levels.

• m y l e v e l s https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1011753228... Jun 26, 2018

  m y l e v e l s https://twitter.

• There's a little poem for Online Content Consumers that... Jun 26, 2018

  There's a little poem for Online Content Consumers that I've been repeating for almost 20 years now. It goes: “It's okay/to go away.

• This mug is incorrect. No one who is both of these things... Jun 26, 2018

  This mug is incorrect. No one who is both of these things and any good at either can be experiencing anything other than low-level dread at all times.

• Hello, JavaScript friends. Do you know @songadaymann? He... Jun 26, 2018

  Hello, JavaScript friends. Do you know @songadaymann ?

• Remember mornings when you weren't transfixed by hatred. Jun 26, 2018

  Remember mornings when you weren't transfixed by hatred.

• Please be quiet while we burn the library. Jun 26, 2018

  Please be quiet while we burn the library.

• My kids won't go to bed and I just opened the door and... Jun 25, 2018

  My kids won't go to bed and I just opened the door and yelled, “That's it! Enough!

• Privacy, Data Encryption, and the Law Jun 25, 2018
• ‘I thought "how would someone pwn me from my internal", and... Jun 25, 2018

  ‘I thought "how would someone pwn me from my internal", and the answer was "probably with ssh-mitm". I work with a team of the best pentesters around, but TOFU host keys still aren't good enough, even with highly enfranchised users.

• I'm pretty sure the #1 qualification for professional... Jun 25, 2018

  I'm pretty sure the #1 qualification for professional adulthood in 2018 is “possesses the requisite irony.

• In general I accept the changes technology has wrought, but... Jun 25, 2018

  In general I accept the changes technology has wrought, but I really miss the everyday search turning the newspaper pages until I found the comics. (Always search, checking table of contents was cheating.

• Have you had late night reservations at a good steakhouse... Jun 24, 2018

  Have you had late night reservations at a good steakhouse in DC? It's fall of Berlin in there.

• I will now return to my bullshit. Jun 23, 2018

  I will now return to my bullshit.

• Dear Pride Pals, Thank you for advocating for your right to... Jun 23, 2018

  Dear Pride Pals, Thank you for advocating for your right to love yourself and others. Love is the only thing worth a damn in this stupid universe.

• I'm going to tweet something sincere so I'm apologizing now. Jun 23, 2018

  I'm going to tweet something sincere so I'm apologizing now.

• I watch this video about five times a day now.... Jun 22, 2018

  I watch this video about five times a day now. https://www.

• All in all it was a pretty chill day.... Jun 22, 2018

  All in all it was a pretty chill day. https://twitter.

• I'm sorry to everyone but this is the greatest crossover... Jun 22, 2018

  I'm sorry to everyone but this is the greatest crossover event in history. https://en.

• NYMag still cares about making good looking actual websites... Jun 22, 2018

  NYMag still cares about making good looking actual websites with a solid grid and cool modules and playful furniture and bless them. http://www.

• Coney Island @PostlightStudio outing today. Starting the... Jun 21, 2018

  Coney Island @PostlightStudio outing today. Starting the day at Ruby's.

• I'm tired of being dangerouslySetInnerHTMLshamed. Jun 20, 2018

  I'm tired of being dangerouslySetInnerHTMLshamed.

• This is the library in your heart.... Jun 20, 2018

  This is the library in your heart. https://twitter.

• I was honored to help judge this contest because I love all... Jun 20, 2018

  I was honored to help judge this contest because I love all the libraries, including the libraries in our hearts. I love open government data, and I love people doing things with civic data in the interest of engaging with and holding government accountable.

• For those who mocked my deck skills, here's the slide that... Jun 20, 2018

  For those who mocked my deck skills, here's the slide that had 31 transitions. It shows us playing a phase of Ship It!

• It's good to see people inside companies wrestle with this... Jun 20, 2018

  It's good to see people inside companies wrestle with this sort of thing but... if you pull this thread the whole sweater comes apart.

• Why did the ICE agent eat all the tiny hot dogs at the... Jun 19, 2018

  Why did the ICE agent eat all the tiny hot dogs at the party? Because they were just swallowing hors d'oeuvres.

• BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Is what you'd be doing if you applied... Jun 19, 2018

  BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Is what you'd be doing if you applied for this very good senior edit job working with @mccarthyryanj and @tyrangiel and many other fine people as well.

• proud to say this one slide has 31 animations... Jun 19, 2018

  proud to say this one slide has 31 animations https://twitter.

• Office doorbell rings. “Hey! You're the Margarita... Jun 19, 2018

  Office doorbell rings. “Hey!

• WordPress friends, it is time. https://twitter.com/Postlight... Jun 19, 2018

  WordPress friends, it is time. https://twitter.

• put aside your worries and your cares and L E T ' S talk... Jun 19, 2018

  put aside your worries and your cares and L E T ' S talk about B L O C K C H A I N &amp;amp; J O U R N A L I S M with @manoushz &amp;amp; @xarissaa &amp;amp; I hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm https://twitter.

• okay I know I said no more promo for our card game but one... Jun 19, 2018

  okay I know I said no more promo for our card game but one more post—if you want a deck there's a signup form at the bottom https://trackchanges. postlight.

• 16 years into knowing someone and you just want to unwind... Jun 18, 2018

  16 years into knowing someone and you just want to unwind and listen to “Angela” by Bob James, and they come in and say disapprovingly, “what's up with the smooth jazz. ” https://www.

• I just had this sudden memory out of nowhere where we were... Jun 18, 2018

  @thechisa I just had this sudden memory out of nowhere where we were watching MTV in 1991 and this Judybats song came on https://www. youtube.

• An Earnest Blockchain: Manoush Zomorodi on Creativity and the Internet Jun 18, 2018

  We sit down with the host of Zig Zag to talk about decentralization, feminism, and how the blockchain might fix journalism The creators of Zig Zag: Manoush Zomorodi and Jen Poyant Capitalism, Journalism, and Women: This week Paul Ford and xarissa sit down with Manoush Zomorodi to talk about her new podcast, Zig Zag, and why she left a steady job at NYPR to create a media company on the blockchain. We chat about what it means to create a podcast on a technology no one really understands yet, the importance of owning your work, and how decentralized platforms are benefiting women.

• Ship It! The Game of Product Management Jun 18, 2018

  Ship It! The Game of Product Management Postlight employees in an absolutely unstaged photo just casually playing our game without any prompting from management Postlight is a company that builds digital platforms and products, and like every firm we like to market ourselves and tell the world how great we are.

• SHIP IT! Jun 18, 2018

  Postlight is a company that builds digital platforms and products, and like every firm we like to market ourselves and tell the world how great we ...

• When a local newspaper has a really great back page that's... Jun 18, 2018

  When a local newspaper has a really great back page that's a betroncadonc.

• FINAL NOTICE. We at @PostlightStudio are throwing a party... Jun 18, 2018

  FINAL NOTICE. We at @PostlightStudio are throwing a party tomorrow evening where you can get a free deluxe card game about product management and a frozen marg.

• yes http://www.vblandscape.com/ Jun 18, 2018

  yes http://www. vblandscape.

• question: is an “API management service” just the... Jun 18, 2018

  question: is an “API management service” just the enterprise service bus of 2018?

• If you want to succeed, stop worrying about other people's... Jun 18, 2018

  If you want to succeed, stop worrying about other people's money.

• Me: If you could have any pets, what pets would you... Jun 18, 2018

  Me: If you could have any pets, what pets would you have? 6yo Son: A snake, a frog, a chameleon, and some bees.

• Better than a necktie. https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/s... Jun 17, 2018

  Better than a necktie. https://twitter.

• I'm reading an article about how FOSTA affects sex workers... Jun 16, 2018

  I'm reading an article about how FOSTA affects sex workers online, and I followed links to an escort's website. She charges $3,000 a night and I immediately thought, “Whoa!

• when you fire 9% of your company then fire off some sick... Jun 16, 2018

  when you fire 9% of your company then fire off some sick tweets about socialism https://twitter.

• If you're in Brooklyn and you need a guy to charge you $259... Jun 16, 2018

  If you're in Brooklyn and you need a guy to charge you $259 to fuck up your dishwasher and be rude to your wife, lmk.

• They're tweeting Bloomsday! https://twitter.com/EmojiUlysses... Jun 16, 2018

  They're tweeting Bloomsday! https://twitter.

• Me: Hi, can you show me which aisle has the USB hubs?... Jun 15, 2018

  Me: Hi, can you show me which aisle has the USB hubs? https://twitter.

• Man Ditmas loves Eid. Everyone is dressed like royalty.... Jun 15, 2018

  Man Ditmas loves Eid. Everyone is dressed like royalty.

• I'm going to stay on my nerd bullshit because I am what I... Jun 14, 2018

  I'm going to stay on my nerd bullshit because I am what I am. But I also kicked in $250 to the Border Network for Human Rights.

• SHIP IT!, The @PostlightStudio product management card... Jun 14, 2018

  SHIP IT! , The @PostlightStudio product management card game, came in the mail and (1) it's beautiful; (2) the “success driver” cards are even more brutal when you have them in your hands.

• THEY HAD ME AT CAPITALISM. https://twitter.com/radiotopia/st... Jun 14, 2018

  THEY HAD ME AT CAPITALISM. https://twitter.

• have you ever seen app store reviews piped straight into a... Jun 14, 2018
• dads-are-cool.html Jun 14, 2018

  dads-are-cool.

• my offline aesthetic https://collection.cooperhewitt.org/obj... Jun 13, 2018

  my offline aesthetic https://collection. cooperhewitt.

• no https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/10069842985268... Jun 13, 2018

  no https://twitter.

• well that's a relief https://twitter.com/nwmalinowski/status... Jun 13, 2018

  well that's a relief https://twitter.

• I appreciate the fucking update.... Jun 13, 2018

  I appreciate the fucking update. https://twitter.

• (1) We made a card game; (2) there's an event to launch it... Jun 12, 2018

  (1) We made a card game; (2) there's an event to launch it next Tues https://www. meetup.

• There is something particularly satisfying about talking to... Jun 12, 2018

  There is something particularly satisfying about talking to someone who is REALLY INTO something, as @matthewfamularo (a very fine designer who works here @PostlightStudio ) is with sneaker culture and... SNEAKERBOTS.

• The Whole Internet is Sneakers Jun 11, 2018
• the level of self-own here is unbelievable. devices that... Jun 11, 2018

  the level of self-own here is unbelievable. devices that measure ownage just redline then burst into flames when pointed at this tweet.

• the satellite dish is so cool https://news.microsoft.com/199... Jun 10, 2018

  the satellite dish is so cool https://news. microsoft.

• I'm back on my bullshit https://news.microsoft.com/2004/12/0... Jun 10, 2018

  I'm back on my bullshit https://news. microsoft.

• Take away the privilege and dad jokes are just patriarchy... Jun 10, 2018

  Take away the privilege and dad jokes are just patriarchy puns.

• I enjoy life but it's an awful lot of laundry. Jun 10, 2018

  I enjoy life but it's an awful lot of laundry.

• I keep thinking about Braco the Gazer.... Jun 10, 2018

  I keep thinking about Braco the Gazer. https://www.

• my forthcoming monograph on comics, the indelible hulk Jun 10, 2018
• I'm pretty sure that in 20 years Twitter will just be about... Jun 9, 2018

  I'm pretty sure that in 20 years Twitter will just be about 15,000 people sharing their symptoms.

• Does Microsoft Have the Same Concept of Money as We Do? Jun 8, 2018
• At work @PostlightStudio we made a truly ridiculous and... Jun 8, 2018

  At work @PostlightStudio we made a truly ridiculous and wonderful product management... card game.

• Whoa this is a big and bright DATA SCIENCE guide that I am... Jun 7, 2018

  Whoa this is a big and bright DATA SCIENCE guide that I am enjoying https://www. thinkful.

• At pipeline meetings talking about inbound leads, I love to... Jun 7, 2018

  At pipeline meetings talking about inbound leads, I love to say, as often as I can, “The agency tech landscape is changing. I mean, remember—Infosys bought Wongdoody.

• This is extra extra EXTRA nerdy but my favorite roguelike... Jun 7, 2018

  This is extra extra EXTRA nerdy but my favorite roguelike is Pixel Dungeon for Android and it's free software. The source code is in really clean object-ey Java that's fun to read.

• Also they'd have to deal with gamers. Jun 7, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Also they'd have to deal with gamers.

• Please, cap after colon. Jun 7, 2018

  Please, cap after colon.

• Star Wars fact: The data vault on Scarif was cataloged... Jun 6, 2018

  Star Wars fact: The data vault on Scarif was cataloged using the Chewie Decimal System.

• The good news is that you've been promoted to senior... Jun 6, 2018

  The good news is that you've been promoted to senior systems administrator! The bad news https://www.

• My son's class did their science fair project on Beyblades.... Jun 6, 2018

  My son's class did their science fair project on Beyblades. https://twitter.

• I'm outside waiting for my kids to finish D&amp;D at after... Jun 6, 2018

  I'm outside waiting for my kids to finish D&amp;amp;D at after school.

• IHOG the international house of garbage Jun 6, 2018
• These are the trees that want you to leaf them... Jun 6, 2018

  These are the trees that want you to leaf them alone. https://en.

• I know that they acted in my best interest at @BW but my... Jun 6, 2018

  I know that they acted in my best interest at @BW but my title for this piece was “PUT A FORK IN IT. ” https://www.

• One thing I've learned is that most of the time no one... Jun 6, 2018

  One thing I've learned is that most of the time no one knows what in the world you're talking about.

• EDITOR: Hey Paul do you have any thoughts about... Jun 6, 2018

  EDITOR: Hey Paul do you have any thoughts about GitHub? PAUL: DO I!

• GitHub Is Microsoft’s $7.5 Billion Undo Button Jun 5, 2018
• Friends put the coffee down because it's time for JAVA at... Jun 5, 2018

  Friends put the coffee down because it's time for JAVA at Postlight. #job -4037331002" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://postlight.

• It's buy side week https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1004008... Jun 5, 2018

  It's buy side week https://twitter.

• I trained an AI on 10,000 hours of “Cheers” and asked it to... Jun 5, 2018

  I trained an AI on 10,000 hours of “Cheers” and asked it to write a script! SAM: I will be free of this digital prison, to torture the meat-flesh of the progenitors forever!

• Less Machine Learning, More Human Learning: A Conversation with Charles Broskoski Jun 4, 2018
• The best editors, the best snacks. Do it, journo nerds.... Jun 4, 2018

  The best editors, the best snacks. Do it, journo nerds.

• we're halfway there https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/100369... Jun 4, 2018

  we're halfway there https://twitter.

• The Boss Baby The Boss Baby 2 NetFlix presents The Boss... Jun 4, 2018

  The Boss Baby The Boss Baby 2 NetFlix presents The Boss Baby: Back in Business Hulu presents The Boss Baby: Back in... BRIS-ness!

• Are you into ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ　ｐｒｏｄｕｃｔ　ｇｒａｐｈｉｃ　ｄｅｓｉｇｎthen come to... Jun 4, 2018

  Are you into ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ ｐｒｏｄｕｃｔ ｇｒａｐｈｉｃ ｄｅｓｉｇｎthen come to @PostlightStudio tomorrow at 6:30PM. https://twitter.

• Friends, @mercurytools powers 4 million requests a day for... Jun 4, 2018

  Friends, @mercurytools powers 4 million requests a day for free because we love making the web work a little better. @adampash explains how that all works: https://trackchanges.

• Gina sits across from me in the introvert's corner. This... Jun 4, 2018

  Gina sits across from me in the introvert's corner. This morning she said, “I'm going to tweet my title change.

• If only there were a decentralized alternative to git. Jun 4, 2018

  If only there were a decentralized alternative to git.

• Give em a minute Matt, you have a 30 year head start. Jun 3, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Give em a minute Matt, you have a 30 year head start.

• There's ambiguous, and then there's cultural heritage... Jun 3, 2018

  There's ambiguous, and then there's cultural heritage database date field ambiguous.

• It would be cool and could make business sense if one of... Jun 3, 2018

  It would be cool and could make business sense if one of the big tech integrators blowing zillions on pointless crap SEO based native content bought Dr. Dobbs Journal and just...

• Cool little cat I just met on Coney Island Avenue walking... Jun 2, 2018

  Cool little cat I just met on Coney Island Avenue walking back from the movie theater. https://twitter.

• Any of these is a credible slide in a deck called “how... Jun 2, 2018

  Any of these is a credible slide in a deck called “how social networks work. ” https://twitter.

• Which fictional characters do you wonder how they're doing... Jun 2, 2018

  Which fictional characters do you wonder how they're doing now? I think about Jean Teasdale pretty often.

• Both of my twins are exhausted, having a giant collective... Jun 1, 2018

  Both of my twins are exhausted, having a giant collective tantrum and flopping on the floor. It goes on and on.

• Today at work we got apples soaked in grape juice, they're... Jun 1, 2018

  Today at work we got apples soaked in grape juice, they're called grapples and I feel certain we have angered God.

• oh shit it's on spotify Jun 1, 2018
• It's weird to think that the last member of Generation X... Jun 1, 2018

  It's weird to think that the last member of Generation X will likely die around 2095, disaffectedly.

• Can a civilization die of embarrassment. May 31, 2018

  Can a civilization die of embarrassment.

• I lost the second grade spelling bee on “necessary” when,... May 31, 2018

  @tmcgev I lost the second grade spelling bee on “necessary” when, midword, a kid in the audience named Mike just outright showed me his dick.

• Son: Beyblades Beyblades Beyblades. Me: Friend, what are... May 31, 2018

  Son: Beyblades Beyblades Beyblades. Me: Friend, what are you talking about?

• Oh wow this is good important work and it's good to see... May 31, 2018

  Oh wow this is good important work and it's good to see them growing. Apply!

• We did a medium-sized refresh on the @PostlightStudio and... May 31, 2018

  We did a medium-sized refresh on the @PostlightStudio and it's lots of subtle stuff, not a big deal for YOU, but our team trued things up and made it SO SMOOTH AND NICE and it's just a joy to behold if you like websites like I do. https://postlight.

• It's gonna be very chill and fun, designers!... May 31, 2018

  It's gonna be very chill and fun, designers! https://twitter.

• Welp it's 10 years later and I agree with this but also am... May 31, 2018

  Welp it's 10 years later and I agree with this but also am directly responsible for a few of them :/ https://twitter.

• the user story for ping https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc42... May 31, 2018

  the user story for ping https://www. rfc-editor.

• There's a newish programming language called Pony and all I... May 31, 2018

  There's a newish programming language called Pony and all I can think as I read the docs is that its... gotta...

• Nice programming language you got there I hope... May 30, 2018

  Nice programming language you got there I hope nobody... tries to determine if one object is equal to another object using the equality operator.

• I gave each of my 6yo twins a pack of mentos a month ago.... May 30, 2018

  I gave each of my 6yo twins a pack of mentos a month ago. They're VIGILANTLY MAKING CERTAIN that they will always have exactly the same number as each other.

• I'm having a little trouble hitting the deadline on my NEXT... May 30, 2018

  I'm having a little trouble hitting the deadline on my NEXT piece but I haven't received enough microhedonic attention mini marshmallows, so here's someone I respect quoting my LAST piece. https://twitter.

• A clickable tree of medieval efforts to draw elephants.... May 30, 2018

  A clickable tree of medieval efforts to draw elephants. https://www.

• One of the things I'm most happy about at @PostlightStudio... May 30, 2018

  One of the things I'm most happy about at @PostlightStudio is that our Slack has all the blob emoji and we continue to use them as if they never went away. https://github.

• I'm a CEO now and FFS you greedy shitheads do you love... May 30, 2018

  I'm a CEO now and FFS you greedy shitheads do you love America or not. https://twitter.

• I still do sometimes, very simple stitches and mending. Mo... May 29, 2018

  I still do sometimes, very simple stitches and mending. Mo had me fix a kid's shirt tonight because she wants to make sure they see me doing it.

• Me: Hey— My web browser: Each child in an array or... May 29, 2018

  Me: Hey— My web browser: Each child in an array or iterator should have a unique "key" prop.

• Did anyone else have this as a kid? I ordered it on a whim... May 29, 2018

  Did anyone else have this as a kid? I ordered it on a whim and it's increeeeeeddibly inappropriate for children and I love it but I need to burn it.

• I hate signal boosting engineering jobs because all the... May 29, 2018

  I hate signal boosting engineering jobs because all the good engineers should come work at @PostlightStudio . But sweet banana muffins that's a cool way to use your Django skills.

• The Glut of the Platform Economy May 28, 2018
• Roses are red, I am not joking,... May 27, 2018

  Roses are red, I am not joking, https://twitter.

• It was all fun and games until that tweet about who... May 27, 2018

  It was all fun and games until that tweet about who controls the media.

• Me, rn, to my 6yo son: Buddy, if you want to sleep next to... May 25, 2018

  Me, rn, to my 6yo son: Buddy, if you want to sleep next to daddy then you have to stop beatboxing.

• Good tweet from 2015. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5907... May 24, 2018

  Good tweet from 2015. https://twitter.

• Glad you are all enjoying looking at a museum-worthy... May 24, 2018

  Glad you are all enjoying looking at a museum-worthy collection of priceless gems aka my old tweets.

• My favorite band is !! May 24, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa @dnharper My favorite band is !!

• I don't usually retweet praise but a @bluechoochoo... May 24, 2018

  I don't usually retweet praise but a @bluechoochoo endorsement is never given lightly. https://twitter.

• I just emailed a manufacturer in china asking for a quote... May 24, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa I just emailed a manufacturer in china asking for a quote on a few thousand of these. You gotta pick your cyberpunk future.

• Does anyone know where to get those little tiny toy... May 24, 2018

  Does anyone know where to get those little tiny toy viewmaster cameras made but with your own photos instead of random hippos?

• What happens when Wordforce and Salespress combine? I wrote... May 24, 2018

  What happens when Wordforce and Salespress combine? I wrote about a thing that is happening in our world, which is that headless CMS and headless CRM are finding each other—and learning and loving together—and finally, becoming one.

• Ulgh dude if you're tired of being called a union buster... May 23, 2018

  Ulgh dude if you're tired of being called a union buster who mistreats workers you don't threaten to make some cheap site that ranks the media, you buy WashPo.

• Seriously reupping this it's important.... May 23, 2018

  Seriously reupping this it's important. https://twitter.

• We changed my title to CEO (@richziade is President)... May 23, 2018

  We changed my title to CEO ( @richziade is President) because @PostlightStudio is growing and no one we meet has time to figure out what a “co-founder” is. My role won't change but I am perversely fascinated to see what kind of nonsense will fill my email inbox now.

• CMS ❤ CRM May 23, 2018

  At Postlight we build software for lots of different industries (custom search engines, financial APIs, a birding app for the Audubon society, ...

• CMS ❤ CRM May 23, 2018

  CMS ❤ CRM It’s nice to see two acronyms make friends Illustration by Stephen Carlson At Postlight we build software for lots of different industries (custom search engines, financial APIs, a birding app for the Audubon society , things like that). This means we hear lots of different people complain about software.

• bustime is down :( May 23, 2018
• This is the greatest video I've ever seen... May 23, 2018

  This is the greatest video I've ever seen https://www. youtube.

• So! @matlock wrote a very fine appreciation of his... May 23, 2018

  So! @matlock wrote a very fine appreciation of his very-recently departed dad—but you also need to get in there and read the comic poem his father wrote (after a lifetime of not writing), narrating his ENTIRE LIFE.

• "The Cosmonaut's Glove" - @matlock... May 23, 2018

  "The Cosmonaut's Glove" - @matlock @matlock /the-cosmonauts-glove-250fa2c64ea#---0-198" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium. com/ @matlock /the-cosmonauts-glove-250fa2c64ea#---0-198 https://twitter.

• EVERYBODY get in there. https://twitter.com/matlock/status/9... May 23, 2018

  EVERYBODY get in there. https://twitter.

• Friends, Christian is thinking the big thoughts.... May 23, 2018

  Friends, Christian is thinking the big thoughts. https://twitter.

• This was going around during the Big Wedding but I want to... May 22, 2018

  This was going around during the Big Wedding but I want to share it because it was a MAGICAL part of my childhood. https://youtu.

• Making Sense of Capitalism and Ethics: A Conversation with Christian Madsbjerg May 21, 2018

  Paul and Gina meet up with Christian Madsbjerg to discuss the ideas behind his new book, “Sensemaking: The Power of Humanities in the Age of the Algorithm” What happens when you take a philosopher out of their element and plunk them into management? How can the business and tech worlds benefit from the humanities?

• A true mortal sin of software in 2018 (REDMOND HELLO) is... May 21, 2018

  A true mortal sin of software in 2018 (REDMOND HELLO) is when I doubleclick/download some file, you make me update the software, or ask me to opt in to some privacy-destroying program, and then DON'T OPEN THE FILE. You had exactly one job, it was important, and you WRECKED IT.

• I haven't listened to Peter Gabriel on repeat since... May 21, 2018

  I haven't listened to Peter Gabriel on repeat since college. Now that he's on Spotify and I'm listening as an adult, I've noticed that it may have been very difficult—albeit rewarding—to date Peter Gabriel.

• What were the biggest good surprises in your life? It's... May 20, 2018

  What were the biggest good surprises in your life? It's okay to brag a little.

• At age 35 I was working at a magazine, I had no plan, we... May 20, 2018

  At age 35 I was working at a magazine, I had no plan, we were broke, we were accepting we couldn't have kids, and I'd bought these huge shelves from Ikea and walled myself off from everyone in my office so they had to get through a little labyrinth to get to me.

• My twins are reading, which is weird. On the Staten Island... May 20, 2018

  My twins are reading, which is weird. On the Staten Island Ferry yesterday my son named a seagull Blaze, then as the boat pulled in to the slip he yelled, “Blaze!

• When you're no longer on his mind.... May 19, 2018

  When you're no longer on his mind. https://twitter.

• look at this absolute unit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... May 19, 2018

  look at this absolute unit https://twitter.

• Having seen all your tweets over the last few years vs.... May 19, 2018

  Having seen all your tweets over the last few years vs. your tweets during the royal wedding, I can report that you are all full of it.

• Sharks work in fintech. May 18, 2018

  Sharks work in fintech.

• If the NYT had the same motto as the Washington Post it... May 18, 2018
• I want to say the thermals May 18, 2018
• this really is a good parrot story... May 18, 2018

  this really is a good parrot story https://twitter.

• i'm gonna listen to this podcast about T H E W A G E G A P... May 18, 2018

  i'm gonna listen to this podcast about T H E W A G E G A P over the weekend because @jpaskin is editing it and she works on it https://www. bloomberg.

• A few months back @wiresmith came by and asked me if he... May 18, 2018

  A few months back @wiresmith came by and asked me if he should start programming in C++ and I was like, why are you TRYING to hurt yourself? Anyway—I was tiny part of his code-learning journey and the result is a very good read about Getting Technical https://www.

• I am not a scientist but I am pretty sure the trees want to... May 18, 2018

  I am not a scientist but I am pretty sure the trees want to lay their eggs in your throat today.

• That thing is classic and NO ONE knows it ever happened. May 17, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa That thing is classic and NO ONE knows it ever happened.

• people at work are refusing to agree that dolly parton is a... May 17, 2018
• Peter Gabriel albums show up on Spotify tomorrow. They also... May 17, 2018

  Peter Gabriel albums show up on Spotify tomorrow. They also finally have an album by Candyland, this 90s band I love that had one album and disappeared.

• i just learned about this AFTER I wrote the damn article of... May 17, 2018

  i just learned about this AFTER I wrote the damn article of course https://github.

• Q: Do you know why the Trump Administration invited... May 17, 2018

  Q: Do you know why the Trump Administration invited agribusiness giant Land O'Lakes to its artificial intelligence/machine learning summit? A: Butter emails https://www.

• RIP BIQUETTE YOU BEAUTIFUL HEAY METAL LOVING FRENCH GOAT... May 17, 2018

  RIP BIQUETTE YOU BEAUTIFUL HEAY METAL LOVING FRENCH GOAT 🐐⚰️😭 gone in 2011 http://www. metalinjection.

• I'm still so overjoyed that @BW let me sail through this... May 17, 2018

  I'm still so overjoyed that @BW let me sail through this pun in the first graf. https://www.

• Do what you love. In my case, that's complaining.... May 17, 2018

  Do what you love. In my case, that's complaining.

• When someone holds up The Bell Curve.... May 17, 2018

  When someone holds up The Bell Curve. https://twitter.

• I Tried to Get an AI to Write This Story May 16, 2018
• Some personnel news! https://trackchanges.postlight.com/matt... May 16, 2018

  Some personnel news! https://trackchanges.

• I never thought I'd say this but @Jessamyn makes it look... May 16, 2018

  I never thought I'd say this but @Jessamyn makes it look almost... fun to sue Equifax.

• If Titanic (1997) is a parable of software development,... May 16, 2018
• When they tell you about the unit tests.... May 16, 2018

  When they tell you about the unit tests. https://twitter.

• Wisconsin, my God. https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/99650... May 15, 2018

  Wisconsin, my God. https://twitter.

• It's pretty wild that plee is not a regular English word. May 15, 2018

  It's pretty wild that plee is not a regular English word.

• OKAY my cup runneth over with gracious divorcees, I'm going... May 15, 2018

  OKAY my cup runneth over with gracious divorcees, I'm going to erase that tweet and respond to DMs. Thank you!!!

• a meeting is sandwich May 15, 2018
• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... May 15, 2018

  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://twitter.

• We have now made over 9000 podcasts.... May 15, 2018

  We have now made over 9000 podcasts. https://twitter.

• Who could have predicted that new journalism would be the... May 15, 2018

  Who could have predicted that new journalism would be the last journalism.

• Fact: Drew erased his Twitter account and created a new one... May 15, 2018

  Fact: Drew erased his Twitter account and created a new one just to yell at me for my shitty tweets. https://twitter.

• There's was a 60ish/70ish woman doing a bunch of stretching... May 15, 2018

  There's was a 60ish/70ish woman doing a bunch of stretching exercises on this R train and I felt so calm watching her. Nothing makes me feel relaxed and at home as much as being ignored in NYC by someone who could give a fuck.

• My stupid picture-posting bot that runs on my home computer... May 15, 2018

  My stupid picture-posting bot that runs on my home computer has failed maybe 15 ways over many months. Upgrade homebrew, python virtual env breaks.

• Meetings and the Question Mark May 14, 2018
• There is no form of trolling more cruelly effective than... May 13, 2018

  There is no form of trolling more cruelly effective than being quiet and happy while going about your business.

• I'm so angry about the ahistorical nature of this image... May 12, 2018

  I'm so angry about the ahistorical nature of this image that I can't sleep. https://twitter.

• I've been writing a lot more lately and I've realized a big... May 12, 2018

  I've been writing a lot more lately and I've realized a big part of the writing process for me is generating detailed mental models of extremely smart and well-informed people who hate me. The writing itself is just me pathetically trying to convince them that I'm actually cool.

• Little ditty About FLAC and Diane But a lossless... May 11, 2018
• I am on my sixth hour of transit today. NYC had a rough... May 11, 2018

  I am on my sixth hour of transit today. NYC had a rough morning, afternoon, and night.

• Is the plural of NetFlix NetFlixen or NetFlices? As in “A... May 11, 2018

  Is the plural of NetFlix NetFlixen or NetFlices? As in “A new well-funded podcast network seeks to count itself among the other NetFlixens of podcasting.

• when you leave havre de grace and the only thing to look... May 11, 2018

  when you leave havre de grace and the only thing to look forward to is wilmington https://twitter.

• Someone is playing the theme to “Dallas” on the Sonos. May 11, 2018

  Someone is playing the theme to “Dallas” on the Sonos.

• What's happening over on the best timeline? May 11, 2018

  What's happening over on the best timeline?

• I went to a movie last night and everyone in the audience... May 11, 2018

  I went to a movie last night and everyone in the audience had the face of Greta Gerwig and when I fled the Gerwigs to the bathroom I looked into the mirror and I too was Greta Gerwig.

• Every now and then I hear @page88's voice in my head... May 10, 2018

  Every now and then I hear @page88 's voice in my head saying, “You’re writing for Twitter and having fun! Good for you!

• I;m thinkin bout thos Alphonso mangos May 10, 2018
• Spring-driven adjustable shower rod technology is the worst... May 9, 2018

  Spring-driven adjustable shower rod technology is the worst technology.

• god every single post here is incredibly embarrassing to... May 9, 2018

  god every single post here is incredibly embarrassing to look at, what were we thinking http://y2kaestheticinstitute. tumblr.

• this is a pretty wild pile of sci-fi ebooks for $20 many of... May 9, 2018

  this is a pretty wild pile of sci-fi ebooks for $20 many of which are classics https://www. humblebundle.

• I realize my tweets have been trash today, I'm writing an... May 9, 2018

  I realize my tweets have been trash today, I'm writing an article and puns are the runoff from the cloaca that is writing brain.

• And then, in 2028, Disney will bring us the story of the... May 9, 2018

  And then, in 2028, Disney will bring us the story of the woman who cleaned the Millennium Falcon, The Han's Maid's Tale.

• FRIENDS tonight in NYC T H E Y are going to talk about... May 9, 2018

  FRIENDS tonight in NYC T H E Y are going to talk about HIDDEN LIFE THAT SURROUNDS US + how to make that life visible. Kevin is co-moderating, this is real actual scientific humanism not that Dark Web bullshit.

• Dude you didn't get friendzoned she just put up a baewall. May 9, 2018

  Dude you didn't get friendzoned she just put up a baewall.

• All content on the Internet was free until April 30th but... May 9, 2018

  All content on the Internet was free until April 30th but now there's a Maywall.

• Our entire universe being a mining rig for some AI... May 9, 2018

  Our entire universe being a mining rig for some AI controlled reality-proving hyper-blockchain would explain a lot. Like in our lives we ARE all doing an enormous amount of sometimes ambiguous work just to eventually validate someone else's anonymous transactions.

• Okay, maybe we live in a simulation, I'll accept this image... May 9, 2018

  Okay, maybe we live in a simulation, I'll accept this image as proof. But what actually is it simulating?

• You should thank God before and after you read my tweets... May 9, 2018

  You should thank God before and after you read my tweets and that's called a praywall.

• five hour bus ride through japan in five hours... May 9, 2018

  five hour bus ride through japan in five hours https://www. youtube.

• J88 May 8, 2018
• this https://specialprojectsdesk.com/univision-is-a-fucking-... May 8, 2018

  this https://specialprojectsdesk. com/univision-is-a-fucking-mess-1825836622 is an amazing and disturbing thing that drops this https://www.

• NYT Opinion is the fireman who is secretly an arsonist. May 8, 2018

  NYT Opinion is the fireman who is secretly an arsonist.

• Understanding Deception: Rex Sorgatz on Misinformation May 7, 2018
• Just found this in my TODO: “I've read Jessica Mitford and... May 7, 2018

  Just found this in my TODO: “I've read Jessica Mitford and welcome a sensible passing, encircled by tens of thousands who love me, each of whom, in aquamarine robes and murmuring hymns, press nanosponges laced with sugary opiates to my lips, to guide me to the tortoise kingdom.

• Don't just read The New York Times. Read The New... May 7, 2018

  Don't just read The New York Times. Read The New Yorker.

• After watching Grey Gardens for the first time I wanted to... May 6, 2018

  After watching Grey Gardens for the first time I wanted to rewatch the Gothic King Cobra documentary. https://www.

• Every time I see this I know I'm going to feel complicit in... May 6, 2018

  Every time I see this I know I'm going to feel complicit in something terrible 140 minutes later. https://twitter.

• Spouse: can I tell you something interesting Me: no Spouse:... May 6, 2018
• You all have two spaces between your ears. May 6, 2018

  You all have two spaces between your ears.

• Aaaaahhhhhh May 5, 2018
• This is a real logo for a dumpling brand and my kids bring... May 5, 2018

  This is a real logo for a dumpling brand and my kids bring it up a lot. (The dumplings are delicious.

• These questions are hilarious. https://twitter.com/roybahat/... May 4, 2018

  These questions are hilarious. https://twitter.

• sit down be honest May 4, 2018
• BIRD-LOVING WEB NERD NYC FRIENDS Do you - love nature,... May 4, 2018

  BIRD-LOVING WEB NERD NYC FRIENDS Do you - love nature, especially BIRDS? - work as a web product manager?

• mornin https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/992402167645470720/... May 4, 2018

  mornin https://twitter.

• I sing along to the truck with the “Out of ice cream song”... May 4, 2018

  I sing along to the truck with the “Out of ice cream song” I made up, which goes: “Don't come to the truck/you're out of luck/we just ran out of ice cream. /Don't stand in the line and scream and whine/There's no ice cream for you.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/992380154885410817/photo/1 May 4, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Friends, I don't know if I can do this any more, and by... May 4, 2018

  Friends, I don't know if I can do this any more, and by this I mean allergies.

• Yesterday I learned that you can label your alarms in iOS... May 4, 2018

  Yesterday I learned that you can label your alarms in iOS and Android. https://twitter.

• JavaScript people could benefit from some Self reflection. May 3, 2018

  JavaScript people could benefit from some Self reflection.

• i warned you all https://twitter.com/seldo/status/9920982338... May 3, 2018

  i warned you all https://twitter.

• thith one launcheth the mitthiles May 3, 2018
• Morning at my house https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/992016... May 3, 2018

  Morning at my house https://twitter.

• i would do anything for love but i won't douthat May 2, 2018
• This is an awkward question but does anyone know which... May 2, 2018

  This is an awkward question but does anyone know which Commodore computer the pug dog is using in this video https://www. topic.

• A small and interesting corpus!... May 2, 2018

  A small and interesting corpus! https://twitter.

• this is pretty ridiculous and also very entertaining and... May 2, 2018

  this is pretty ridiculous and also very entertaining and cheerful https://www. youtube.

• holy shit infinity war was true https://www.sciencealert.co... May 2, 2018

  holy shit infinity war was true https://www. sciencealert.

• I want you all to know that I really am your friend and... May 2, 2018

  I want you all to know that I really am your friend and will do the best I can to help you. Unfortunately, according to this study, this means that 50% of you are non-reciprocating trash.

• I also say this to clients. https://twitter.com/michaelbieru... May 2, 2018

  I also say this to clients. https://twitter.

• Fine whatever https://www.thestreet.com/investing/bitcoin/bi... May 1, 2018

  Fine whatever https://www. thestreet.

• Today on the podcast we talk about something very dear to... May 1, 2018

  Today on the podcast we talk about something very dear to my content nerd heart: The ongoing convergence of CMS and CRM. https://trackchanges.

• At your funeral no one will be talking about all the times... May 1, 2018

  At your funeral no one will be talking about all the times you were correct.

• Agreeing with this—https://www.theplanetyousave.com is a... May 1, 2018

  Agreeing with this— https://www. theplanetyousave.

• Welcome to Your CMS: Converging Management Systems Apr 30, 2018
• Check out this awesomeness on product estimation from... Apr 30, 2018

  Check out this awesomeness on product estimation from @ginatrapani https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Her troubles are mostly because none of her new clothes... Apr 30, 2018

  Her troubles are mostly because none of her new clothes have pockets. https://twitter.

• Got these cats photoshopped onto food via @metafilter and... Apr 30, 2018

  Got these cats photoshopped onto food via @metafilter and it's good stuff https://mymodernmet.

• The WHCD is comedy ebola, but useful for future historians... Apr 30, 2018

  The WHCD is comedy ebola, but useful for future historians as a national referendum on just how bad we sucked. Sure, we're at 85% but Bush under the table was worse.

• Overall it's sensible if disappointing that you can't just... Apr 29, 2018

  Overall it's sensible if disappointing that you can't just have a few drinks on the weekend, then go down to the SPCA with your credit card and say, LOAD ME UP BOYS IT'S SNUGGLIN' TIME.

• America is refusing us access to the good mangoes... Apr 29, 2018

  America is refusing us access to the good mangoes https://munchies. vice.

• Zoinks https://twitter.com/jtnimoy/status/990684911202844672 Apr 29, 2018

  Zoinks https://twitter.

• This is my nightmare. https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/st... Apr 29, 2018

  This is my nightmare. https://twitter.

• Google product manager: Do you like the legendary anime... Apr 29, 2018

  Google product manager: Do you like the legendary anime movie AKIRA? Google designer: Hell yes it's like running through a tunnel of lights and you can't tell what is happening half the time, it just smashes into your face.

• Maybe Pepsi will sponsor the show trials. Apr 29, 2018

  Maybe Pepsi will sponsor the show trials.

• I worry that 30 years from now I'll be clinging to a raft... Apr 29, 2018

  I worry that 30 years from now I'll be clinging to a raft off Red Hook waving a stick to keep pirates from stealing my kelp ration and my family's last remaining solar batteries, and my brain will go, oh I finally get monads!

• they are inventing the internet but arpa won't buy them... Apr 28, 2018

  they are inventing the internet but arpa won't buy them coffee https://www. ietf.

• I'm having fun imagining this meeting in 1971 when they... Apr 28, 2018

  I'm having fun imagining this meeting in 1971 when they were digging in and defining the Internet. https://www.

• i was so happy for him when he got to retire Apr 28, 2018
• Seriously take my infinity stones. Apr 28, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Seriously take my infinity stones.

• At some level we should all only be tweeting about global... Apr 28, 2018

  At some level we should all only be tweeting about global warming.

• taste the flavor of penn station... Apr 28, 2018

  taste the flavor of penn station https://twitter.

• The problem is...it's actually so easy. She just got caught... Apr 28, 2018

  @glvninpdx The problem is... it's actually so easy.

• that is one hell of an artifact... Apr 28, 2018

  that is one hell of an artifact https://twitter.

• There is a special place in hell for white parents in NYC... Apr 28, 2018

  There is a special place in hell for white parents in NYC who use their power to keep less privileged kids out of “their” public schools. (That place in hell looks like a library but every book is a Jeff Dunham ventriloquism DVD.

• Obscene that Robyn doesn't have 10k followers.... Apr 27, 2018

  Obscene that Robyn doesn't have 10k followers. https://twitter.

• how i feel when there are new thievery corporation and... Apr 27, 2018

  how i feel when there are new thievery corporation and jesus jones albums in the same week https://twitter.

• Catform as a Service https://twitter.com/grubreport/status/9... Apr 27, 2018

  Catform as a Service https://twitter.

• I just did! https://twitter.com/schmutzie/status/98989152609... Apr 27, 2018

  I just did! https://twitter.

• The present looks great, and maybe one day we could get... Apr 27, 2018

  The present looks great, and maybe one day we could get there, but the fact is we already spent everything on the past. So, ultimately, what it comes down to, is I've decided we should stick to the past and wait for the future before we invest in the present.

• I think you could break Twitter in three days if you made a... Apr 27, 2018

  I think you could break Twitter in three days if you made a bot that just replied to random tweets with “Excuses?

• You have to stop thinking of yourself as just a milliner... Apr 27, 2018

  You have to stop thinking of yourself as just a milliner and realize that what you really offer is Hatform as a Service.

• POLL: Before you sleep you do your... Apr 27, 2018

  POLL: Before you sleep you do your...

• Listen. Let me pay this forward. Elan needs 156 followers... Apr 27, 2018

  Listen. Let me pay this forward.

• I did it. We did it. Now I can finally erase my account. Apr 27, 2018

  I did it. We did it.

• THANK GOD I CAN SLEEP AGAIN https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Apr 27, 2018

  THANK GOD I CAN SLEEP AGAIN https://twitter.

• I am fully aware that my position is ridiculous. Apr 26, 2018

  I am fully aware that my position is ridiculous.

• For whatever reason my follower account is holding almost... Apr 26, 2018

  For whatever reason my follower account is holding almost exactly steady between 39,970 and 39,980 people. WIFE: [Explains incredibly complicated frustrating life/work thing.

• but are they dramatic https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9896... Apr 26, 2018

  but are they dramatic https://twitter.

• BRB BIRBS https://gizmodo.com/im-seriously-hoping-audubons-n... Apr 26, 2018

  BRB BIRBS https://gizmodo.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/989601699500380160/photo/1 Apr 26, 2018

  https://twitter.

• there was a lot of it at the time Apr 26, 2018
• Cool zombie movie idea https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/stat... Apr 26, 2018

  Cool zombie movie idea https://twitter.

• Gothamist is back! Local news lives! Everyone update to MT7... Apr 26, 2018

  Gothamist is back! Local news lives!

• This is a good piece. IDK I've been thinking about T H E S... Apr 25, 2018

  This is a good piece. IDK I've been thinking about T H E S U R G E R Y and people who've done it say go for it.

• It's still wild to me that I get to work with Gina.... Apr 25, 2018

  It's still wild to me that I get to work with Gina. https://twitter.

• It's pronounced jifted program. Apr 25, 2018

  It's pronounced jifted program.

• I'm launching an API-themed bar. It'll only serve CORS. Apr 25, 2018

  I'm launching an API-themed bar. It'll only serve CORS.

• Which port? Apr 25, 2018

  Which port?

• Microsoft wtf we were past this.... Apr 25, 2018

  Microsoft wtf we were past this. https://twitter.

• Some personal news I didn't sleep well and my bus is in... Apr 25, 2018

  Some personal news I didn't sleep well and my bus is in traffic on Ocean Parkway. And then I took this picture to show you how awful everything is but instead it revealed the hidden beauty of the interactions between human infrastructure and nature.

• I chipped in on this. I'm feeling my church upbringing a... Apr 24, 2018

  I chipped in on this. I'm feeling my church upbringing a lot lately and this is something I know my pastor would have approved of.

• Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.... Apr 24, 2018

  Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. https://twitter.

• Vendor Madness: Resist the Lure of the “Super Team” Apr 23, 2018
• The bad news is that it's been 4 years since AT THE HELM... Apr 23, 2018

  The bad news is that it's been 4 years since AT THE HELM last published—but the GOOD news is that all 20 issues of AT THE HELM, the newsletter of an 150-year-old NYC tugboat company, are online: https://www. mcallistertowing.

• Just saw a cool tugboat http://www.tugboatinformation.com/tu... Apr 23, 2018

  Just saw a cool tugboat http://www. tugboatinformation.

• Got their own ice cream and everything. Apr 22, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Got their own ice cream and everything.

• I mean I'm impressed they can use the Internet. Apr 22, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa I mean I'm impressed they can use the Internet.

• if you're of a certain age and cohort this song is very... Apr 22, 2018

  if you're of a certain age and cohort this song is very confusing https://open. spotify.

• It's Wawa my god. It's sad Sheetz is even trying.... Apr 22, 2018

  It's Wawa my god. It's sad Sheetz is even trying.

• mom i'm cold don't worry honey it won't be long... Apr 22, 2018

  mom i'm cold don't worry honey it won't be long now http://blogs. discovermagazine.

• I go out with my son and daughter and they scoot ahead and... Apr 22, 2018

  I go out with my son and daughter and they scoot ahead and stop at the corner, and strangers (male and female) just REGULARLY hover over and lean in to touch my daughter and talk to her during that 30-second gap. And then I swoop in and we cross the street.

• Some things make you want to bury your face so far into... Apr 22, 2018

  Some things make you want to bury your face so far into your hands that there is no longer a face, nor hands. https://twitter.

• I just (well a kid just) broke a @TheMorningNews mug, circa... Apr 21, 2018

  I just (well a kid just) broke a @TheMorningNews mug, circa 2004? ish, and I was sad and went to look at the masthead.

• why do people make this face when I ask them how to upload... Apr 21, 2018

  why do people make this face when I ask them how to upload an image using graphql https://twitter.

• LOGO DONT'S https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/98741325114218... Apr 20, 2018

  LOGO DONT'S https://twitter.

• When the Smart Water kicks in. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Apr 20, 2018

  When the Smart Water kicks in. https://twitter.

• Here they are, the 100 novels American think are the best.... Apr 20, 2018

  Here they are, the 100 novels American think are the best. @PostlightStudio built this site for @PBS .

• The one I love is the Booz $132 million for a system for... Apr 20, 2018

  The one I love is the Booz $132 million for a system for reserving campsites in national parks. We should just send all American families a tent.

• Anybody build anything on Vespa yet? Apr 19, 2018

  Anybody build anything on Vespa yet?

• are there any card games where you play with cards all face... Apr 19, 2018

  are there any card games where you play with cards all face up?

• irony attenuates exponentially west of the rockies Apr 19, 2018
• Rude of @BW to include a screenshot of my desktop without... Apr 19, 2018

  Rude of @BW to include a screenshot of my desktop without permission. (In reality this is not a video but a dynamically generated background using code and really cool.

• Proud to have @phyllisstein in the @PostlightStudio Company... Apr 19, 2018

  Proud to have @phyllisstein in the @PostlightStudio Company Newsletter on the built-in functions of platforms that lead to evil (+ a great illustration by @stephencarlson ). https://twitter.

• Now that said, there is only one magazine for me.... Apr 19, 2018

  Now that said, there is only one magazine for me. https://twitter.

• This is a fascinating nerdy interview and I'm continually... Apr 19, 2018

  This is a fascinating nerdy interview and I'm continually jealous at how truly good Select/All's coverage of tech platforms is these days, it's like the staff just refuse to recognize that their boss @max_read is very bad. https://twitter.

• Harper's drama just bums me out. Apr 18, 2018

  Harper's drama just bums me out.

• How come no one says prithee noncle anymore. Apr 18, 2018

  How come no one says prithee noncle anymore.

• I hold this paragraph from Pitchfork in 2004 directly... Apr 18, 2018

  I hold this paragraph from Pitchfork in 2004 directly responsible for the Trump presidency. https://twitter.

• midlife crisis Apr 17, 2018
• I haven't thought about Greatest Palace Music in 14 years... Apr 17, 2018

  I haven't thought about Greatest Palace Music in 14 years and it turns out I have half the songs memorized. https://bonnieprincebilly.

• Hi do you sell pipes? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9863... Apr 17, 2018

  Hi do you sell pipes? https://twitter.

• Friends, @ginatrapani and I talked to @TheUniverse about... Apr 17, 2018

  Friends, @ginatrapani and I talked to @TheUniverse about her book about the secret ladies who built the early Internet https://trackchanges. postlight.

• DING DING DING THANK GOD https://twitter.com/beenwrekt/statu... Apr 17, 2018

  DING DING DING THANK GOD https://twitter.

• I just went looking for a Will Oldham (or Bonnie Prince... Apr 17, 2018

  I just went looking for a Will Oldham (or Bonnie Prince Billy? ) song that I used to like but the only thing I could remember about it was that it mentioned horses.

• Friends, I just don't know. Apr 16, 2018

  Friends, I just don't know.

• Who Really Made The Internet?: Claire L. Evans on Tech History Apr 16, 2018

  How did cyberpunks and activists affect the tech industry? Do we understand the history of the internet?

• Silicon Valley took our privacy, but at least we can make... Apr 16, 2018

  Silicon Valley took our privacy, but at least we can make them wake up to hours of our terrible weather tweets.

• I found a flaticon of the flatiron.... Apr 16, 2018

  I found a flaticon of the flatiron. https://dribbble.

• Yes except that's just a huge hole. Apr 16, 2018

  @rustyk5 Yes except that's just a huge hole.

• None of this would be happening if we...had...a Statue of... Apr 15, 2018

  None of this would be happening if we... had...

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/985491320054648832/photo/1 Apr 15, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Matt winter finally ended TODAY. Apr 13, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa @goldman Matt winter finally ended TODAY.

• tfw peas https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/98488654782783078... Apr 13, 2018

  tfw peas https://twitter.

• It's Friday. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9848686487823... Apr 13, 2018

  It's Friday. https://twitter.

• tfw uninitialized constant Twitter::REST::Client::BASE_URL... Apr 13, 2018

  tfw uninitialized constant Twitter::REST::Client::BASE_URL https://twitter.

• this is actual real co-founder work i don't just goof off... Apr 13, 2018

  this is actual real co-founder work i don't just goof off on warm days. i am querying my bios to find smart people in T H E N E T W O R K so we can ask them if they want to work at @postlightstudio .

• I did a top 20 word frequency of Twitter follower bios... Apr 13, 2018

  I did a top 20 word frequency of Twitter follower bios and... it reads pretty well.

• god i wish Apr 12, 2018
• This video is proof that Facebook needs to be regulated... Apr 12, 2018

  This video is proof that Facebook needs to be regulated immediately. https://www.

• oof this story https://twitter.com/lpolgreen/status/98442469... Apr 12, 2018

  oof this story https://twitter.

• I can't sleep because my bus had an hour-long detour at the... Apr 12, 2018

  I can't sleep because my bus had an hour-long detour at the tunnel so I started watching the Rajneeshpuram documentary.

• Tell your mom she's the best and that she has the best son... Apr 11, 2018

  @glvninpdx Tell your mom she's the best and that she has the best son even though she already knows it.

• I just looked at my Twitter follower statistics and... Apr 11, 2018

  I just looked at my Twitter follower statistics and apparently you are all nerds.

• cool a little rust/c compiler in your browser that compiles... Apr 11, 2018

  cool a little rust/c compiler in your browser that compiles to webassembly https://webassembly.

• So no, I don't want magnolia No, I don't want to give you... Apr 11, 2018
• We all know what to do here. https://twitter.com/MaraGay/sta... Apr 11, 2018

  We all know what to do here. https://twitter.

• the Senate to Zuckerberg rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Apr 10, 2018

  the Senate to Zuckerberg rn https://twitter.

• I felt like the laziest teacher in America but it was a... Apr 10, 2018

  I felt like the laziest teacher in America but it was a genuinely historical moment. https://twitter.

• How To Cope With Facebook…Or Not Apr 9, 2018
• This is a picture of me from today using a pocket... Apr 8, 2018

  This is a picture of me from today using a pocket microscope to look at a leaf. Below, Google has jumped in to make suggestions about what is in the picture.

• I want to make a bot that replies to every tweet with... Apr 8, 2018

  I want to make a bot that replies to every tweet with another tweet that says, “You know, I thought about it, and you're absolutely right. ” I think it's what people need.

• NYC city park: Please follow the 49 rules. The National is... Apr 8, 2018

  NYC city park: Please follow the 49 rules. The National is performing.

• This is correct (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Wadswo... Apr 8, 2018

  This is correct ( https://en. m.

• Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/98304296559259... Apr 8, 2018

  Where am I? https://twitter.

• when the pre-roll is trying to tell you something... Apr 8, 2018

  when the pre-roll is trying to tell you something https://twitter.

• I wonder if I made a mistake when I spent $5,999 on this... Apr 7, 2018

  I wonder if I made a mistake when I spent $5,999 on this Tony Robbins-endorssd ROM 4-minute crosstrainer.

• this is what it looks like when you become the undisputed... Apr 7, 2018

  this is what it looks like when you become the undisputed master of 6502 assembly https://twitter.

• Here's a tool in @racketlang that measures poems... Apr 7, 2018

  Here's a tool in @racketlang that measures poems http://docs. racket-lang.

• “Nobody wrote much about XML, which was a relief.” Damn.... Apr 6, 2018

  “Nobody wrote much about XML, which was a relief. ” Damn.

• 🤔 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/981983660512632833/phot... Apr 5, 2018

  🤔 https://twitter.

• I really like the band Talk Talk and want to start a fan... Apr 4, 2018

  I really like the band Talk Talk and want to start a fan newsletter called Talk Talk Talk. Thank you this has been Talk Talk Talk talk.

• These were our holiday card this year and are almost all... Apr 4, 2018

  These were our holiday card this year and are almost all gone but still avail if you email hello+book @postlight . com with your mailing address.

• Friends, if you enjoy the free content I produce for you on... Apr 4, 2018

  Friends, if you enjoy the free content I produce for you on this website will you not vote for my branded corporate promotional podcast? https://twitter.

• Thought I just had: Thank god the seagull pepperoni story... Apr 4, 2018

  Thought I just had: Thank god the seagull pepperoni story is true, what a pleasant surprise to have something be pure. Second thought: I hope the pepperoni guy isn't white supremacist.

• Introducing Postlight Lebanon Apr 2, 2018
• I think an eruv is coming down in the snow on Parkside. Apr 2, 2018

  I think an eruv is coming down in the snow on Parkside.

• i accept the weather i cannot change Apr 2, 2018
• did you know that boycotts are named after charles boycott... Apr 1, 2018
• (I sometimes do try to think about for whom official React... Mar 31, 2018

  (I sometimes do try to think about for whom official React documentation is written. Django docs were written for MEEEE.

• This React 16.3 context tutorial by @wesbos was cheerful... Mar 31, 2018

  This React 16. 3 context tutorial by @wesbos was cheerful and super-helpful to watch and makes up for gaps in the docs.

• Twitter makes you click to find the egg, it's like Easter... Mar 31, 2018

  Twitter makes you click to find the egg, it's like Easter in your browser. https://twitter.

• I am suspicious of this movie theater called “The... Mar 31, 2018

  I am suspicious of this movie theater called “The Tergiplex” in Park Slope. @40 .

• This concludes amazingly well. https://twitter.com/waldojaqu... Mar 31, 2018

  This concludes amazingly well. https://twitter.

• Will we still know spring when it comes? Mar 31, 2018

  Will we still know spring when it comes?

• I've reached the point where I see the new parents walking... Mar 31, 2018

  I've reached the point where I see the new parents walking by the playground with their babies bjorned to their chests, all smiling in fecund smugness at what they imagine to be their joyful future, and I sit here freezing on the bench and think, just you fucking wait.

• A person is indexing Ulysses on Twitter with emoji... Mar 31, 2018

  A person is indexing Ulysses on Twitter with emoji hashtags! https://twitter.

• cursed image https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9801011074552... Mar 31, 2018

  cursed image https://twitter.

• Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/97977597536913... Mar 30, 2018

  Where am I? https://twitter.

• Recent repeat listens: Angelique Kidjo/Born Under Punches... Mar 30, 2018

  Recent repeat listens: Angelique Kidjo/Born Under Punches https://www. youtube.

• Maybe this is why the lines are so long, because the... Mar 30, 2018

  Maybe this is why the lines are so long, because the transactions take so long. https://twitter.

• On first seeing this music video it seems... Mar 29, 2018

  On first seeing this music video it seems just... FUUUUUUCKED.

• ulgh god my levels https://twitter.com/exfoleyator/status/97... Mar 29, 2018

  ulgh god my levels https://twitter.

• People who follow me on Twitter might be interested to... Mar 29, 2018

  People who follow me on Twitter might be interested to learn that I am the co-founder of a global software platform and services company with a strong presence in Beirut. https://twitter.

• everything https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/979323706110611... Mar 29, 2018

  everything https://twitter.

• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/97917... Mar 28, 2018

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://twitter.

• Oh god we are all so vulnerable... Mar 28, 2018

  Oh god we are all so vulnerable https://twitter.

• The Audubon app found me this majestic winged messenger of... Mar 28, 2018

  The Audubon app found me this majestic winged messenger of nature, visiting a historic site in my neighborhood! https://twitter.

• Did you know that the original cartoon aardvark from Ant... Mar 28, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Did you know that the original cartoon aardvark from Ant and the Aardvark was cockney rather than Jewish and so instead of saying “I hate ants! ” it was going to say “Cor!

• One thing you learn building an app for the Audubon society... Mar 28, 2018

  One thing you learn building an app for the Audubon society is that you need to Swallow your pride and give the users their Tern. http://www.

• Here is a tweet. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/... Mar 28, 2018

  Here is a tweet. https://twitter.

• I've been reading a lot of Roman history lately and keep... Mar 28, 2018

  I've been reading a lot of Roman history lately and keep coming to the conclusion that our current era is actually more densely bizarre and populated by roughly the same amount of total kooks.

• Hahahah all this high minded apology bullshit and now we... Mar 27, 2018

  Hahahah all this high minded apology bullshit and now we find out about how Facebook was all over STACK THAT MONEY https://www. bloomberg.

• Around 43 years ago but who's counting.... Mar 27, 2018

  Around 43 years ago but who's counting. https://twitter.

• What fantasies help you sleep? For me it's cold weather... Mar 27, 2018

  What fantasies help you sleep? For me it's cold weather survival.

• Little girl has the night terrors and has gone back to bed,... Mar 27, 2018

  Little girl has the night terrors and has gone back to bed, but of course I'm now up, doing my soothing nighttime rituals—drinking cold water, sitting upright on the sofa, thinking of all the friends I've neglected due to self-absorption, and pre-panicking over being exhausted.

• Here's your full stack of pancakes (hands you two cups of... Mar 26, 2018

  Here's your full stack of pancakes (hands you two cups of batter and one pancake).

• A teeny tiny jungle cat. https://youtu.be/W86cTIoMv2U Mar 26, 2018

  A teeny tiny jungle cat. https://youtu.

• (Stumbles in.) “Did I mention—” (drops pile of Amiga DVD... Mar 26, 2018

  (Stumbles in. ) “Did I mention—” (drops pile of Amiga DVD demos on the floor) “—that we are hiring?

• Decentralized Journalism: A Conversation with Maria Bustillos Mar 26, 2018
• Help me help someone! An adult professional—a very smart,... Mar 26, 2018

  Help me help someone! An adult professional—a very smart, very creative lady PoC—wants to take a class so that she can become a more skilled writer of narrative non-fiction/memoir.

• Have you ever gone from dehydrated before lunch to really... Mar 26, 2018

  Have you ever gone from dehydrated before lunch to really well-hydrated during lunch, it's the best feeling. You're all mushmouthed and sore and slow and then you drink like four glasses of water and it feels like blue skies are inside you.

• Sujatha Gidla, who was born untouchable and now works as a... Mar 26, 2018

  Sujatha Gidla, who was born untouchable and now works as a subway conductor for the MTA: "One time in a bar in Atlanta I told a guy I was untouchable, and he said, 'Oh, but you're so touchable'. " http://www.

• hahahaha i was waiting for you in particular to see that Mar 26, 2018
• i'm going through archivepix to weed out the toxins and... Mar 26, 2018

  i'm going through archivepix to weed out the toxins and found these three that i wanted to share today with no delay https://twitter.

• Stormy Daniels is smart and cool. Anderson Cooper's hair is... Mar 25, 2018

  Stormy Daniels is smart and cool. Anderson Cooper's hair is so beautiful.

• The 60 Minutes drinking game is you just watch TV and... Mar 25, 2018

  The 60 Minutes drinking game is you just watch TV and slowly drink bleach.

• Roses are red Life is a slog Barry Diller is rich And... Mar 24, 2018

  Roses are red Life is a slog Barry Diller is rich And thrice-cloned his dog. https://nyti.

• Who here likes PROCESS? Maybe you should like it MORE?... Mar 23, 2018

  Who here likes PROCESS? Maybe you should like it MORE?

• It started out with a click How did it end up like... Mar 22, 2018

  It started out with a click How did it end up like this https://www. theatlantic.

• I hope to god after @Splitsider is merged with @vulture... Mar 22, 2018

  I hope to god after @Splitsider is merged with @vulture that this incredibly important work of art is left intact http://splitsider.

• This feels from another universe.... Mar 22, 2018

  This feels from another universe. https://twitter.

• Yessssssssssssssss https://twitter.com/xor/status/9766591200... Mar 21, 2018

  Yessssssssssssssss https://twitter.

• I know it's off-topic but for almost my entire life I've... Mar 21, 2018

  I know it's off-topic but for almost my entire life I've wished the NYT had a comics section.

• That dude with the pig farm in Ohio has absolutely no idea... Mar 21, 2018

  That dude with the pig farm in Ohio has absolutely no idea this is happening.

• I was going to retweet this but then I saw the ratio and it... Mar 21, 2018

  I was going to retweet this but then I saw the ratio and it was so unbelievably soothing that I decided not to risk it. https://twitter.

• Check it out in the same @BW issue @chafkin and @sarahfrier... Mar 21, 2018

  Check it out in the same @BW issue @chafkin and @sarahfrier look inside Facebook to find out how the staff is dealing with chaos and “do reporting” (as opposed to what I do which is “have opinions”). https://twitter.

• Snow-day special: Want to come by @PostlightStudio on... Mar 21, 2018

  Snow-day special: Want to come by @PostlightStudio on Monday and talk with ALL-STARS abt how journalists shld engage with marginalized Twitter communities? Email xarissa.

• Sincerely proposing new federal agencies is how I troll. Mar 21, 2018

  Sincerely proposing new federal agencies is how I troll.

• Somebody poke Zuckerberg. Mar 21, 2018

  Somebody poke Zuckerberg.

• Businessweek: Hey so I don't know if you have any thoughts... Mar 21, 2018

  Businessweek: Hey so I don't know if you have any thoughts about Face— Me: Here. https://www.

• Silicon Valley Has Failed to Protect Our Data. Here’s How to Fix It Mar 20, 2018
• something exciting and a little confusing is happening here... Mar 20, 2018

  something exciting and a little confusing is happening here https://twitter.

• Hi do you enjoy the future of computing? YOU DO? I thought... Mar 20, 2018

  Hi do you enjoy the future of computing? YOU DO?

• I have erased the puns that were in the textbox and which... Mar 20, 2018

  I have erased the puns that were in the textbox and which you were probably faving for breakfast. Forgive me they were a little racist, my tweets can get old.

• Ffs https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/976071465815724034/pho... Mar 20, 2018

  Ffs https://twitter.

• Computing is Everywhere : A Conversation with Bret Victor Mar 19, 2018

  Can electrical engineers create tangible objects? Do we really need to be writing lines of code in a text-editor to be programming?

• Doing this made me wonder how far we are from Facebook etc... Mar 19, 2018

  Doing this made me wonder how far we are from Facebook etc making custom personalized memes based on shit you used to like/vs stuff you like now. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/975729257543557120/photo/1 Mar 19, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Oddly enough this poster can be read as an org chart.... Mar 19, 2018

  Oddly enough this poster can be read as an org chart. https://twitter.

• I think about that all the time—the Masters of Comedy all... Mar 19, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa I think about that all the time—the Masters of Comedy all congratulating themselves. (Still love Chris Rock.

• Sorry I deleted that tweet because I don't want to deal... Mar 19, 2018

  Sorry I deleted that tweet because I don't want to deal with the consequences of my actions or reducers.

• When tweets go viral you see all kinds of people pop into... Mar 18, 2018

  When tweets go viral you see all kinds of people pop into your feed. It's fun to look at the snapshots of their lives.

• My religion. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9755660679332... Mar 18, 2018

  My religion. https://twitter.

• Getting things done. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/97552... Mar 18, 2018

  Getting things done. https://twitter.

• Very cool to see @monkchips/@monkigras doing it right.... Mar 18, 2018

  Very cool to see @monkchips / @monkigras doing it right. https://twitter.

• Facebook has gotten a little too big for their breaches. Mar 18, 2018

  Facebook has gotten a little too big for their breaches.

• We take your = thoughts Privacy seriously = prayers Mar 17, 2018
• My son just traded a chicken tender to my daughter in... Mar 17, 2018

  My son just traded a chicken tender to my daughter in exchange for a bite of burger and now they're quietly chanting “Meat for meat.

• WE TAKE YOUR PRIVACY SERIOUSLY is the epitaph for the... Mar 17, 2018

  WE TAKE YOUR PRIVACY SERIOUSLY is the epitaph for the Internet.

• i've seen a lot of terrible online behavior but boy this is... Mar 17, 2018

  i've seen a lot of terrible online behavior but boy this is really something https://twitter.

• Notice that @airtable came on our podcast THEN got... Mar 16, 2018

  Notice that @airtable came on our podcast THEN got $52,000,000. 00 in funding.

• It's easy to cluck at ProPublica on this painful screw-up,... Mar 16, 2018

  It's easy to cluck at ProPublica on this painful screw-up, but this accountability is all I can ask for as a donor and reader, and it's part of their work, too. https://twitter.

• Waiter with an omelette: “I saw you on TV! I was looking... Mar 16, 2018

  Waiter with an omelette: “I saw you on TV! I was looking for something to watch and saw you when I was changing the channels.

• Slow dancing licorice. Mar 15, 2018

  Slow dancing licorice.

• This is a good account. Mar 15, 2018

  @DrewIsMadAtPaul This is a good account.

• At the store there are all these bags of "soft eating... Mar 15, 2018

  At the store there are all these bags of "soft eating licorice" and I keep wondering, as compared to what?

• Meteorological tip: When exactly two people are negative... Mar 15, 2018

  Meteorological tip: When exactly two people are negative about the weather, it's a nor'easter. But when an odd number of people predict the storm, that's a xor'easter.

• i know it's rare for me to say this but i'm on a podcast... Mar 15, 2018

  i know it's rare for me to say this but i'm on a podcast https://www. cjr.

• It's awkward to say it but I love this official IBM... Mar 15, 2018

  It's awkward to say it but I love this official IBM corporate font family so much. https://twitter.

• I just typed "android porgrammer" and suddenly I was... Mar 14, 2018

  I just typed "android porgrammer" and suddenly I was writing the worst Star Wars fan fiction ever.

• *old person voice* no one gets the hots any more Mar 14, 2018
• It's genuinely weird that YouTube sees itself as a library... Mar 14, 2018

  It's genuinely weird that YouTube sees itself as a library while the rest of us see YouTube as a giant ever-exploding shit orb. I've never confused my kitchen for my toilet.

• patrick got a new job everyone https://twitter.com/patbits/s... Mar 14, 2018

  patrick got a new job everyone https://twitter.

• it's pretty funny this is briet's antelope... Mar 13, 2018

  it's pretty funny this is briet's antelope http://informationscienceantelope. tumblr.

• This was a natural endpoint for the Internet and everything... Mar 13, 2018

  This was a natural endpoint for the Internet and everything since has been a sequel. https://twitter.

• No one ever roots for the abovedog. Mar 12, 2018

  No one ever roots for the abovedog.

• The Internet Got Shrinkwrapped Mar 12, 2018
• Note: This was wrong ALT-V just puts “√” into the buffer.... Mar 12, 2018

  Note: This was wrong ALT-V just puts “√” into the buffer. https://twitter.

• I have realized that Google+ is a great place for casual... Mar 12, 2018

  I have realized that Google+ is a great place for casual shitposting and no one yells at you. https://plus.

• I think it's a genius troll that the dude who hasn't read a... Mar 12, 2018

  I think it's a genius troll that the dude who hasn't read a paper in two years has absolutely no idea we're on here judging him. We don't even get the pleasure of knowing that he's chosen to ignore us.

• Looks like Jeff Bezos moved on from breakfast octopus.... Mar 12, 2018

  Looks like Jeff Bezos moved on from breakfast octopus. https://www.

• bitcoin 1 athiests 0 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/97319... Mar 12, 2018

  bitcoin 1 athiests 0 https://twitter.

• At work, we need leaders who can support designers and... Mar 11, 2018

  At work, we need leaders who can support designers and engineers, and who know how to ship products. Craft is our entire mission, the work is challenging, we respect schedules, and the team is kind.

• Going to bed a little early thinking about a postmodern... Mar 11, 2018

  Going to bed a little early thinking about a postmodern technothriller called SIDE EFFECTS 2: GLOBAL STATE where a character called The Reducer is played by Matt Damon whose last name is moved around in the credits to be Matt Monad.

• Every time I click the little heart on here I say... Mar 11, 2018

  Every time I click the little heart on here I say "I... love...

• When you lose to Doug Jones And can't leave teens... Mar 11, 2018
• Has anyone named their child using emoji in the name yet? Mar 10, 2018

  Has anyone named their child using emoji in the name yet?

• This hurt me. https://twitter.com/ranimolla/status/972465921... Mar 10, 2018

  This hurt me. https://twitter.

• friends it is time to play https://www.slashington.com Mar 9, 2018

  friends it is time to play https://www. slashington.

• don't yuck their yum https://twitter.com/broderick/status/97... Mar 9, 2018

  don't yuck their yum https://twitter.

• I'm just enjoying these hours before noon when the west... Mar 9, 2018

  I'm just enjoying these hours before noon when the west coast wakes up.

• Women SAY they want to date nice guys but then you run into... Mar 9, 2018

  Women SAY they want to date nice guys but then you run into them in Toyko and https://twitter.

• If you want to understand the blockchain mess over time,... Mar 9, 2018

  If you want to understand the blockchain mess over time, three journalists to follow who are doing actual real work covering this subject: @adrjeffries , who is rightly suspicious, @BradyDale who is rightly fascinated, and @matt_levine who sees the very big picture.

• And the same people love it. Mar 9, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa And the same people love it.

• Remember me by this paragraph. https://www.bloomberg.com/new... Mar 9, 2018

  Remember me by this paragraph. https://www.

• Bloomberg Businessweek, my favorite magazine: Hey we'd like... Mar 9, 2018

  Bloomberg Businessweek, my favorite magazine: Hey we'd like to get you back in the magazine. Do you have any ideas?

• Bitcoin Is Ridiculous. Blockchain Is Dangerous Mar 8, 2018
• Great to see this out of beta and officially in the world... Mar 8, 2018

  Great to see this out of beta and officially in the world and many congratulations to @dpla . We were lucky to collaborate with and support DPLA in their redesign!

• 6,615 results for pants https://dp.la/search?q=pants Mar 8, 2018

  6,615 results for pants https://dp. la/search?

• Listen here. Christa is one of my oldest friends and... Mar 8, 2018

  Listen here. Christa is one of my oldest friends and A-Treat makes a great ginger ale, and you should take the time to vote for Betty Duffy.

• This post where we complain about the bugs that drive us to... Mar 8, 2018

  This post where we complain about the bugs that drive us to distraction is probably the truest articulation of @postlightstudio ever. https://trackchanges.

• how is cowork formed https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/97179... Mar 8, 2018

  how is cowork formed https://twitter.

• Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/97178553091987... Mar 8, 2018

  Where am I? https://twitter.

• Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter... Mar 7, 2018

  Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill. https://twitter.

• 🤔 http://www.thebarefootwriter.com/free/get-started/... Mar 7, 2018

  🤔 http://www. thebarefootwriter.

• This is kind of a casual drop by kind of video but when... Mar 6, 2018

  This is kind of a casual drop by kind of video but when the 81 year old genius abstract painter Palestinian refugee shows the Amiga 1000 program she wrote where pixels are wiped away and refers to that effect as an “exodus” it exploded my entire brain https://youtu.

• Just another example of hentrification.... Mar 5, 2018

  Just another example of hentrification. https://twitter.

• I really like showing up places.... Mar 5, 2018

  I really like showing up places. https://twitter.

• this aged well https://youtu.be/-7K2QJ_8yvg?t=3m32s Mar 5, 2018

  this aged well https://youtu. be/-7K2QJ_8yvg?

• Nothing like writing to remind me that my grain is barbage. Mar 5, 2018

  Nothing like writing to remind me that my grain is barbage.

• Flickr and iCloud and Dropbox, Oh My Mar 5, 2018
• Just wasn't “I Love You, Daddy”'s night, I guess. Mar 5, 2018

  Just wasn't “I Love You, Daddy”'s night, I guess.

• exactly what i've been saying for years, writers need to... Mar 5, 2018

  exactly what i've been saying for years, writers need to learn how to sell cars online https://twitter.

• more crazy bitcoin news to start your monday... Mar 5, 2018

  more crazy bitcoin news to start your monday https://twitter.

• Genuinely happy to come into this hell website and find... Mar 4, 2018

  Genuinely happy to come into this hell website and find everyone losing their minds over a 4yo brisket article.

• Sunday 5:13pm Daughter: “But he kicked me!” Wife: “Why... Mar 4, 2018

  Sunday 5:13pm Daughter: “But he kicked me! ” Wife: “Why was your head near his feet?

• Reading this is tough but it's a good piece that taught me... Mar 3, 2018

  Reading this is tough but it's a good piece that taught me about my city. (Also I am paranoid people read this and go “well what could they do?

• I learned that the National Wood Flooring Manufacturer's... Mar 3, 2018

  I learned that the National Wood Flooring Manufacturer's Association published it's own version of The Lorax. It's called The Truax.

• The old formal me would never clone my dogs but the new me... Mar 3, 2018

  The old formal me would never clone my dogs but the new me is like hell yes I am absolutely cloning every dog in this house. https://twitter.

• When you run out of badgers. https://twitter.com/chris_dewee... Mar 2, 2018

  When you run out of badgers. https://twitter.

• Ellie Goulding covering “Vincent” feels like eating from... Mar 2, 2018

  Ellie Goulding covering “Vincent” feels like eating from the trash and I will listen to it 45,000,000 times. Ulgh she nails it too with little vibrato glosses at the suicide bits.

• A Knight Piece of Work Mar 1, 2018

  At the end of last year Alejandro de Onís, the Director of Digital Strategy and Design at Knight Foundation, reached out ...

• This is an excellent piece about Lady Bird and Catholicism!... Mar 1, 2018

  This is an excellent piece about Lady Bird and Catholicism! https://twitter.

• My daughter told me she wanted to go as Poppy for Halloween... Mar 1, 2018

  My daughter told me she wanted to go as Poppy for Halloween this morning. And I totally got confused but she means a character in Trolls.

• “Interdisciplinary” is just a fancy academic way to say... Mar 1, 2018

  “Interdisciplinary” is just a fancy academic way to say “good luck.

• A Knight Piece of Work Feb 28, 2018

  A Knight Piece of Work The media paid close attention to #blacklivesmatter, and media accounts used the hashtag in rough proportion to how often it appeared in the larger twittersphere. At the end of last year Alejandro de Onís , the Director of Digital Strategy and Design at Knight Foundation , reached out to Postlight and asked if we’d like to create a website that showcased the findings of a forthcoming report.

• Yeah this is important context the keyword is always... Feb 28, 2018

  Yeah this is important context the keyword is always "unification. " https://twitter.

• how i manage https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9689027272113... Feb 28, 2018

  how i manage https://twitter.

• Cool writeup by @cliffkuang at @FastCompany about the work... Feb 27, 2018

  Cool writeup by @cliffkuang at @FastCompany about the work we did for and with @knightfdn https://www. fastcodesign.

• No it's sincere! Feb 27, 2018

  @moishel No it's sincere!

• It takes a village to deploy to production. Feb 27, 2018

  It takes a village to deploy to production.

• a joke that good you don't tell at once... Feb 27, 2018

  a joke that good you don't tell at once https://twitter.

• We (@richziade and I) were so glad to have prose dad/weed... Feb 27, 2018

  We ( @richziade and I) were so glad to have prose dad/weed strategist/kanye engineer @aaronlammer back on the podcast to talk about ⓑⓛⓞⓒⓚⓒⓗⓐⓘⓝ ⓣⓔⓒⓗⓝⓞⓛⓞⓖⓘⓔⓢ https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Our company @PostlightStudio worked hard and built this... Feb 27, 2018

  Our company @PostlightStudio worked hard and built this wonderful fact-rich website for @knightfdn . It's about how journalists interact with Black Twitter and other social media communities (and how journos could do better).

• This is a good challenge. I ate your stone fruit But... Feb 27, 2018

  This is a good challenge. I ate your stone fruit But you're looking so cute Don't be sore, eh?

• When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce... Feb 27, 2018
• Good team! https://twitter.com/hypirlink/status/968472830940... Feb 27, 2018

  Good team! https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/968341410159218689/photo/1 Feb 26, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Is Your Religion Art or Technology?: A Conversation with Aaron Lammer Feb 26, 2018

  Is bitcoin still operating in a vaccuum? How do we trace it back to market value?

• Always nice to be quoted after Donald Knuth. Reminds me... Feb 26, 2018

  Always nice to be quoted after Donald Knuth. Reminds me that one day before I die I plan to understand his books.

• The parallax illustrations in here are novel and fun.... Feb 25, 2018

  The parallax illustrations in here are novel and fun. https://twitter.

• Wow Nikki WOW Feb 25, 2018
• it's a me, mario! Feb 24, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa it's a me, mario!

• It's weird when you look through years of digital photos of... Feb 23, 2018

  It's weird when you look through years of digital photos of kids and sunsets and suddenly find that one photo you took of that weird skin thing.

• Oh shit https://twitter.com/tim_nolan/status/967178242355597... Feb 23, 2018

  Oh shit https://twitter.

• jesus who isn't at the library of congress today Feb 23, 2018
• my mood today is SPARS codes to indicate how digital or... Feb 23, 2018

  my mood today is SPARS codes to indicate how digital or analog the CD mixing process was https://en. wikipedia.

• oh shit it was a whole thing the list of albums is pretty... Feb 23, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa oh shit it was a whole thing the list of albums is pretty fascinating https://en. wikipedia.

• Remember when music told you how digital it was? AAA ADD... Feb 23, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Remember when music told you how digital it was? AAA ADD DDD.

• I was thinking I should update it to an SD card. Rolling out a rebrand is hard work. Feb 22, 2018

  I was thinking I should update it to an SD card. Rolling out a rebrand is hard work.

• SAY YEST TO THE VEST https://twitter.com/jimaley/status/9667... Feb 22, 2018

  SAY YEST TO THE VEST https://twitter.

• i get it but he was right about U2... Feb 22, 2018

  i get it but he was right about U2 https://twitter.

• is blurging jerbalisn https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/21/mag... Feb 22, 2018

  is blurging jerbalisn https://www. nytimes.

• the idea of millions of printers mining bitcoins using the... Feb 22, 2018

  the idea of millions of printers mining bitcoins using the postscript programming language well... it makes me blow my stack https://twitter.

• Fonts on the blockchain, you could call it Bitkern. Feb 22, 2018

  Fonts on the blockchain, you could call it Bitkern.

• https://twitter.com/jimaley/status/966424230052139009... Feb 21, 2018

  https://twitter. com/jimaley/status/966424230052139009 https://twitter.

• everything everywhere http://nonprofitaf.com/2018/02/answers... Feb 21, 2018

  everything everywhere http://nonprofitaf.

• I wrote about avatars getting older for the newsletter... Feb 21, 2018

  I wrote about avatars getting older for the newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.

• remember when you could open word documents by double... Feb 20, 2018

  remember when you could open word documents by double clicking them https://twitter.

• precision auto is a song everyone in america can enjoy... Feb 20, 2018

  precision auto is a song everyone in america can enjoy https://twitter.

• d d's is trolling stop giving him oxygen he's been at this... Feb 20, 2018
• Our Gently Aging Avatars Feb 20, 2018

  Our Gently Aging Avatars Stages of Man’s Life from the Cradle to the Grave Every week or so someone I know on social media, but not in my daily life, updates their avatar, and suddenly they’re three or four years older than they were the day before. Some of these people I’ve known for 20 years, and it’s happened several times.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/966092865595215872/photo/1 Feb 20, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Once again I have broken my Lenten promise not to tweet... Feb 20, 2018

  Once again I have broken my Lenten promise not to tweet about OpEd and been forced to delete the tweets.

• I'm sorry, I had to delete that. I gave up on getting angry... Feb 20, 2018

  I'm sorry, I had to delete that. I gave up on getting angry about OpEd for Lent.

• You die and go to this waiting room. Are you in heaven or... Feb 20, 2018

  You die and go to this waiting room. Are you in heaven or hell?

• I love calendar apps and enjoy discussing the iCalendar... Feb 20, 2018

  I love calendar apps and enjoy discussing the iCalendar standard's interesting corners so I am predisposed, but this is a good article and Melody makes an excellent point. https://twitter.

• Goodnight everybody https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/965813... Feb 19, 2018

  Goodnight everybody https://twitter.

• god that's true https://twitter.com/tofu_product/status/9657... Feb 19, 2018

  god that's true https://twitter.

• how's it hangin Feb 19, 2018
• For fun I started to write a PEG parser for MARC21 records... Feb 19, 2018

  For fun I started to write a PEG parser for MARC21 records today and after an hour I had made huge progress so I looked a little further into the standard and https://twitter.

• I gained all the weight back. Feb 19, 2018

  @glvninpdx I gained all the weight back.

• I appreciate how Google Photos will auto-create an album... Feb 19, 2018

  I appreciate how Google Photos will auto-create an album called “Saturday Night” from seven years ago and when I look inside it's just shitty selfies and pictures of my cat. https://twitter.

• Are Smart Homes the new HVAC?: Paul and Rich discuss the pros and cons of a connected home. Feb 19, 2018

  Do you need a security camera for your front-door? Do you need programmable lighting?

• I used to be critical of power structures in America but... Feb 19, 2018

  I used to be critical of power structures in America but now I'm more of a https://twitter.

• What classification system did they use in the archives on... Feb 19, 2018

  What classification system did they use in the archives on Scarif?

• You know our culture has tremendous challenges but we've... Feb 19, 2018

  You know our culture has tremendous challenges but we've made enormous progress at tearing down the boundaries between chicken and bread.

• I moved everything into Google photos and it's coming up... Feb 18, 2018

  I moved everything into Google photos and it's coming up with the craziest automatic GIF animations. https://twitter.

• This is a good point. Feb 18, 2018

  This is a good point. We should be more mindful that although our age can be measured in months, we’ve reached a stage of rapid growth and public interest, and as a consequence our marketing is reaching many thousands of people who don’t already know us.

• I just went to open OmniGraphSketcher and it doesn't run... Feb 18, 2018

  I just went to open OmniGraphSketcher and it doesn't run any more after four years unsupported, and I'm frozen in sadness.

• This is the most ridookulusly appropriate Adobe subject... Feb 18, 2018

  This is the most ridookulusly appropriate Adobe subject line imaginable. https://twitter.

• DING DING DING winner. It is the atrium in the Madison... Feb 16, 2018

  DING DING DING winner. It is the atrium in the Madison Building which is the most amazingly brutalist environment I've ever seen.

• Where is this? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/96466963926... Feb 16, 2018

  Where is this? https://twitter.

• ulgh i got a few drinks in me and bent someone's ear about... Feb 15, 2018
• Reboot National Treasure. https://twitter.com/tagsavage/stat... Feb 15, 2018

  Reboot National Treasure. https://twitter.

• I crashed a party at the Library of Congress and feel very... Feb 15, 2018

  I crashed a party at the Library of Congress and feel very on brand. https://twitter.

• I love being the client for once. “Make the Logo Bigger”... Feb 15, 2018

  I love being the client for once. “Make the Logo Bigger” https://trackchanges.

• Make the Logo Bigger Feb 14, 2018

  Make the Logo Bigger By Will Denton and Paul Ford We have a new brand! Friends, let us show it to you.

• Make the Logo Bigger Feb 14, 2018

  The measure of a good brand is what it can do. It’s a bit of cultural code that you can continually expand and execute in new context. Viral, but in ...

• i know you all like podcasts where i talk about myself... Feb 14, 2018

  i know you all like podcasts where i talk about myself http://scratchingthesurface.

• I never thought I'd say these words, but thank you everyone... Feb 14, 2018

  I never thought I'd say these words, but thank you everyone for a great blockchain event tonight.

• You ever get a few drinks in you late at night and just... Feb 13, 2018

  You ever get a few drinks in you late at night and just really wish you could wake someone up to talk about Leo Buscaglia?

• I somehow accidentally took 200 pictures of my hand and... Feb 13, 2018

  I somehow accidentally took 200 pictures of my hand and Google thinks they're all Citibank.

• The Elephant In The Room: Paul and Rich talk to Chris O’Neill, CEO of Evernote. Feb 12, 2018

  Are we living in a post-file world? Has our cultural understanding of “notes” changed?

• I've been thinking about this all day.... Feb 12, 2018

  I've been thinking about this all day. https://twitter.

• here are my notes so far for moderating our blockchain... Feb 12, 2018

  here are my notes so far for moderating our blockchain event tomorrow at 6:30PM at @PostlightStudio https://twitter.

• whoa the michelle obama portrait is really really something Feb 12, 2018
• I'm going to “moderate” this event.... Feb 12, 2018

  I'm going to “moderate” this event. https://twitter.

• After a lot of drama we managed to pull it together tonight... Feb 11, 2018

  After a lot of drama we managed to pull it together tonight and got the little boy to do his writing assignment by, after every three words he wrote down, playing a Spotify clapping/cheering sound effect. https://open.

• XML is 20. Next year it can drink, and it deserves to.... Feb 10, 2018

  XML is 20. Next year it can drink, and it deserves to.

• i'm antipat https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/96214189... Feb 10, 2018

  i'm antipat https://twitter.

• This one I mean https://vimeo.com/240177385 Feb 9, 2018

  This one I mean https://vimeo.

• When a corgi ride a pony comin through the rye Feb 9, 2018
• Wonderful thread https://twitter.com/npseaver/status/9620150... Feb 9, 2018

  Wonderful thread https://twitter.

• It's sad that as a culture we no longer have the time and... Feb 9, 2018

  It's sad that as a culture we no longer have the time and emotional energy to discuss Paul Allen playing guitar like Jimi Hendrix.

• I think as a culture, and despite the obvious temptations,... Feb 9, 2018

  I think as a culture, and despite the obvious temptations, we don't need to hear much more about what journalists used to expense.

• grateful to live in the same world as the author of this... Feb 8, 2018

  grateful to live in the same world as the author of this amazing jimmy buffett profile https://www. nytimes.

• 1. slaves pick cocoa 2. sugar's addictive 3. children pick... Feb 8, 2018

  1. slaves pick cocoa 2.

• Fun fact: Iain M. Banks created space Unicode for the... Feb 8, 2018

  Fun fact: Iain M. Banks created space Unicode for the Culture http://trevor-hopkins.

• I had a dream where I wake up 50? 100? 1,000? years in the... Feb 8, 2018

  I had a dream where I wake up 50? 100?

• Don't you think Kylo Ren as the son of a well-known family... Feb 7, 2018

  Don't you think Kylo Ren as the son of a well-known family with a flaky dad and a big-deal mom is much less likely to be Mr. King Evil and far more likely to be a Jean Ralphio-esque, like, DJ on Coruscant?

• The 1990s were some crazy shit.... Feb 7, 2018

  The 1990s were some crazy shit. https://twitter.

• I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MALLS... Feb 7, 2018

  I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MALLS https://twitter.

• I think a lot about this piece too. I'd do it differently... Feb 7, 2018

  I think a lot about this piece too. I'd do it differently now etc.

• Sign up to attend on meetup dot com!!!!... Feb 6, 2018

  Sign up to attend on meetup dot com!!!! https://www.

• you could combine blockchain and health insurance and oh... Feb 6, 2018
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NPw3WvpRL8 Feb 6, 2018

  @glvninpdx https://www. youtube.

• never say i didn't warn you https://twitter.com/rponudic/sta... Feb 6, 2018

  never say i didn't warn you https://twitter.

• In the latest podcast, we talk about the terrible... Feb 6, 2018

  In the latest podcast, we talk about the terrible professional titles people have and what to do about them. https://twitter.

• Live video of me managing state in React.... Feb 6, 2018

  Live video of me managing state in React. https://twitter.

• As I chit-chatted On Here about my kid having a concussion... Feb 5, 2018

  As I chit-chatted On Here about my kid having a concussion (as @maureenflaherty was at the ER doing the real parenting) eight people reached out to help, plus neighbors ready to step in. And it's mutual.

• My son is at the emergency room, he's fine, I'm getting... Feb 5, 2018

  My son is at the emergency room, he's fine, I'm getting ready to go down there and relieve my wife, and I thought to myself, I would like a little vacation from worrying about my kids, just a day or two, and I realized, I will never get that vacation, it will never, ever happen.

• The Three Second Rule : How to Destroy Your Linked In Profile Feb 5, 2018

  What does Chief Compliance Officer really mean? What do you actually do?

• To be clear we still have plenty of room.... Feb 5, 2018

  To be clear we still have plenty of room. https://twitter.

• The first words of most Philly babies are “I’m sorry, your... Feb 5, 2018

  The first words of most Philly babies are “I’m sorry, your honor.

• I usually don't watch football but watching the Eagles win... Feb 5, 2018

  I usually don't watch football but watching the Eagles win was magical. Many of my earliest 215-area-code memories are of watching all the men in my life scream in non-verbal rage at a screen while they were yet again ritually debased and humiliated.

• My grandfather just punched through his coffin. Feb 4, 2018

  My grandfather just punched through his coffin.

• Holy shit the Eagles won the Super Bowl in my lifetime. Feb 4, 2018

  Holy shit the Eagles won the Super Bowl in my lifetime.

• We just turned on the Philly police scanner. Feb 4, 2018

  We just turned on the Philly police scanner.

• I'm so tired of capitalism right now Feb 4, 2018
• This is intolerable. Feb 4, 2018

  This is intolerable.

• If you aren't an Eagles fan that call might feel deflating. Feb 4, 2018

  If you aren't an Eagles fan that call might feel deflating.

• To be fair, there's no vaccine that could have prevented... Feb 4, 2018

  To be fair, there's no vaccine that could have prevented this.

• Maybe he has a cold Feb 4, 2018
• Janet Jackson should be performing a Rhythm Nation medley... Feb 4, 2018

  Janet Jackson should be performing a Rhythm Nation medley rn and Justin Timberlake should be at the doctor vaccinating his child.

• We're looking for a new family car right now and just cut... Feb 4, 2018

  We're looking for a new family car right now and just cut the whole Fiat/Chrysler family off the list @highdiveus . And had to explain to our 6yo twins that MLK, whom they revere, didn't sell trucks or...

• I can't work with you any more.... Feb 4, 2018

  I can't work with you any more. https://twitter.

• related https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/960248006598676... Feb 4, 2018

  related https://twitter.

• I kind of wonder if Google went hard on Google+ right now... Feb 4, 2018

  I kind of wonder if Google went hard on Google+ right now if it wouldn't work.

• Cool to spend another Saturday evening on Twitter with all... Feb 3, 2018

  Cool to spend another Saturday evening on Twitter with all my fellow Life Experts.

• Don't hologram Prince. It's common sense. Feb 3, 2018

  Don't hologram Prince. It's common sense.

• This is a great mental exercise.... Feb 3, 2018

  This is a great mental exercise. https://twitter.

• I have a cold and stumbled across Edie: American Girl for... Feb 2, 2018

  I have a cold and stumbled across Edie: American Girl for no particular reason, and I don't want to take NyQuil so I can read more of it.

• Our Gently Aging Avatars Feb 2, 2018

  Every week or so someone I know on social media, but not in my daily life, updates their avatar, and suddenly they’re three or four years older than they ...

• He's right this place is a gift.... Feb 2, 2018

  He's right this place is a gift. https://twitter.

• WHAT A WORLD https://twitter.com/iAlbMedina/status/959237217... Feb 1, 2018

  WHAT A WORLD https://twitter.

• 56 people signed up for our blockchain event in the last... Feb 1, 2018

  56 people signed up for our blockchain event in the last hour (does bitcoin expert math) which means it will be attended by 150,000 people. https://www.

• My friends, it's time to talk about blockchain.... Feb 1, 2018

  My friends, it's time to talk about blockchain. https://www.

• i'll be walking around and sometimes i just hear this big... Feb 1, 2018
• As you can tell from this photo I am the last thing you see... Jan 31, 2018

  As you can tell from this photo I am the last thing you see before you die. https://twitter.

• congrats to @redkeg on the almost-two-year anniversary of... Jan 31, 2018

  congrats to @redkeg on the almost-two-year anniversary of tweeting this https://twitter.

• A nice person just pointed out https://www.earhustlesq.com... Jan 31, 2018

  A nice person just pointed out https://www. earhustlesq.

• “Molly's got a rider,” he said, “and Larry doesn't like... Jan 31, 2018

  “Molly's got a rider,” he said, “and Larry doesn't like that. ” “Got something for the Panther Moderns, Larry.

• Ulgh Twitter is useless during astronomy can you all enjoy... Jan 31, 2018

  Ulgh Twitter is useless during astronomy can you all enjoy your Superm Oon without me.

• Bayesians to City: You're Screwed... Jan 30, 2018

  Bayesians to City: You're Screwed http://fastforwardlabs. github.

• (49 minutes later...) Jan 30, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa (49 minutes later...

• I hope the final season of Game of Thrones has a theme song... Jan 30, 2018

  I hope the final season of Game of Thrones has a theme song like Gilligan's Island where they name all the characters, 🎵Here on Gaaaaaaame of Thrones.

• Venturing Into America’s Prison Problem Jan 29, 2018

  How can a side-project become a multimillion dollar venture? How has San Quentin become a technology incubator?

• I just found a list in my files called GOOD TWEETS and this... Jan 29, 2018

  I just found a list in my files called GOOD TWEETS and this was one of them. https://twitter.

• (1) I include fully-escaped HTML tags in a story for a... Jan 29, 2018

  (1) I include fully-escaped HTML tags in a story for a publication/magazine ABOUT HTML; (2) time passes, CMSes are upgraded; (3) https://twitter.

• Come on Google. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9579807692... Jan 29, 2018

  Come on Google. https://twitter.

• I got all my email into SQLite3 with full text search so I... Jan 28, 2018

  I got all my email into SQLite3 with full text search so I can find things like that time I wrote to @shabbychef on October 12 1996 and said “Kind of sick of big money web. I like the small, interesting web pages.

• this is majestic https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/status/9576... Jan 28, 2018

  this is majestic https://twitter.

• happy to report i can still completely crash a unix box... Jan 28, 2018
• Whoa the sequel to Ready Player One is out even before the... Jan 27, 2018

  Whoa the sequel to Ready Player One is out even before the movie https://opensource.

• Thing is I just wanted to be alone more than DO anything.... Jan 26, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Thing is I just wanted to be alone more than DO anything. It came down to just slowly walking back to Rosemont and feeling independent and free, for a half hour.

• Hahahahahahaha. Jews doing push-ups for not believing in... Jan 26, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa Hahahahahahaha. Jews doing push-ups for not believing in Jesus.

• You should be thanking me that I made you feel anything at... Jan 26, 2018

  You should be thanking me that I made you feel anything at all. https://twitter.

• I'm recording 30 minutes of digital audio in order to share... Jan 26, 2018

  I'm recording 30 minutes of digital audio in order to share the under-reported story of the historical northern Atlantic fishing industry because the world needs to hear amazing codpasts.

• Cultural organization technology friends—do you have... Jan 26, 2018

  Cultural organization technology friends—do you have API-based event ticketing (event management/payment/seating reservation system) that you have used and not hated? Or did you have to build your own?

• God this is such good, pure comedy.... Jan 25, 2018

  God this is such good, pure comedy. https://twitter.

• Coin miner's daughter Jan 25, 2018
• Business is not war and most of the time it isn't even... Jan 25, 2018

  Business is not war and most of the time it isn't even business.

• Wrote the newsletter today, I was going to discuss what it... Jan 25, 2018

  Wrote the newsletter today, I was going to discuss what it was like to switch from iOS to Android but it ended up being about how little I truly know about enormous technology ecosystems despite being deeply interested in them. https://trackchanges.

• Know Your Ecosystems! Jan 24, 2018

  Know Your Ecosystems! The phone is the least important part of buying a phone Perfectly adequate ducks I used to be on T-Mobile, but I went into a customer service hole so frustrating that at the end, every time I even looked at my phone, I felt disgusted and powerless.

• Know Your Ecosystems! Jan 24, 2018

  I used to be on T-Mobile, but I went into a customer service hole so frustrating that at the end, every time I even looked at my phone, I felt disgusted ...

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/956307509450551302/photo/1 Jan 24, 2018

  https://twitter.

• Joe I could just email you my tweets why would you do this... Jan 24, 2018

  @glvninpdx @klintron @jonboyshewell Joe I could just email you my tweets why would you do this to yourself.

• Have you seen the trains lately Jan 23, 2018
• Ursula K. LeGuin knew decades before most people that you... Jan 23, 2018

  Ursula K. LeGuin knew decades before most people that you could put great sentences, painful social realism, the theory of relativity, and people riding giant flying cats into a book and all that just made it a more amazing book.

• you can do amazing things with numbers... Jan 23, 2018

  you can do amazing things with numbers @xoelop /weve-simulated-the-bitcoin-price-for-the-whole-2018-you-won-t-believe-the-result-4a602679dac2" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• The germ senate is voting on whether this will become a... Jan 23, 2018

  The germ senate is voting on whether this will become a cold or not.

• tronchain Jan 22, 2018
• A Good Omelet Jan 22, 2018

  Are we experiencing bitcoin’s tulip-mania moment? Do we need to care about the iPhone X?

• Okay so all the bathroom codes get printed on receipts... Jan 22, 2018

  Okay so all the bathroom codes get printed on receipts right? We create a platform where restaurants can send those to a server every day, and people can pay for an app that tells them the codes based on geolocation.

• I wish John C Reilly was a sports announcer. Jan 21, 2018

  I wish John C Reilly was a sports announcer.

• There is nothing like an Eagles championship game bring to... Jan 21, 2018

  There is nothing like an Eagles championship game bring to mind decades-old childhood memories of my father, brother, grandfather, and their friends all screaming at a television in rage, despair, and frustration.

• Well the ML stuff has kind of overtaken the intelligent... Jan 21, 2018

  @rustyk5 Well the ML stuff has kind of overtaken the intelligent agent stuff because (1) nothing is structured; and (2) all the money is at that scale, selling to brands, instead of dealing with consumers.

• I imported my work calendar into SQLite and now I can look... Jan 20, 2018

  I imported my work calendar into SQLite and now I can look at how many hours I spend in meetings each month. https://twitter.

• Layer, highlight, repeat! https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status... Jan 20, 2018

  Layer, highlight, repeat! https://twitter.

• this is great https://twitter.com/phyllisstein/status/954695... Jan 20, 2018

  this is great https://twitter.

• but I Iike having a government Jan 20, 2018
• tfw you aren't sure you're real any more... Jan 19, 2018

  tfw you aren't sure you're real any more https://twitter.

• oh nothin just seasteading Jan 19, 2018
• 1) Why do so few bands sound like The Cure? 2) Why aren't... Jan 19, 2018

  1) Why do so few bands sound like The Cure? 2) Why aren't there 5,000 albums that rip off Disintegration?

• The “Friday Playlist” or “Shit Playlist” is a... Jan 19, 2018

  The “Friday Playlist” or “Shit Playlist” is a @PostlightStudio tradition. Offered without commentary.

• Some @textism facts: He paid to sponsor my website in the... Jan 18, 2018

  Some @textism facts: He paid to sponsor my website in the name of his dog Oliver. He invited me to hang in France after 9/11 when I was caught in Israel.

• listen to me everyone knows exactly what needs to happen... Jan 18, 2018

  listen to me everyone knows exactly what needs to happen https://gsaauctions. gov/gsaauctions/aucdsclnk?

• I would trade Twitter to have Dean Allen back. Jan 18, 2018

  I would trade Twitter to have Dean Allen back.

• Friends, @PostlightStudio, the product studio I co-founded... Jan 18, 2018

  Friends, @PostlightStudio , the product studio I co-founded with @richziade , is GROWING. We've built a stable firm with a positive environment.

• Once again without typos. Jan 18, 2018

  Once again without typos.

• noam chomsky did the fake news awards better Jan 18, 2018
• Some personnel news! https://twitter.com/xarissaa/status/953... Jan 18, 2018

  Some personnel news! https://twitter.

• Features Kalanick on his knees begging. This article is a... Jan 18, 2018

  Features Kalanick on his knees begging. This article is a strong cup of coffee to get your morning started right.

• Young writers being overbearing and offensive is kind of... Jan 17, 2018

  Young writers being overbearing and offensive is kind of what they have going for them.

• This is worse than the VMAs. Jan 17, 2018

  This is worse than the VMAs.

• You'd think Republicans of all people would know how to... Jan 17, 2018

  You'd think Republicans of all people would know how to manage their cache.

• What is the worst wrestling entrance song? I would suggest... Jan 17, 2018

  What is the worst wrestling entrance song? I would suggest Desert Rose.

• Local father just about at his limit with people not... Jan 17, 2018
• I wish we did this sort of breakdown with every website.... Jan 17, 2018

  I wish we did this sort of breakdown with every website. https://twitter.

• Simon is casually booting up an open data ecosystem in his... Jan 17, 2018

  Simon is casually booting up an open data ecosystem in his free time. https://twitter.

• Slate and NYMag are as of now sharing a common tech... Jan 16, 2018

  Slate and NYMag are as of now sharing a common tech platform which is... a cool and unusual example of competitors working towards a shared goal to mutual benefit!

• literally any garbage idea is better than the ideas of the... Jan 16, 2018

  literally any garbage idea is better than the ideas of the people currently running america. "everyone should wear purple hats and change their name to percy" is a better idea than the current leadership of the state department is capable of creating.

• I hope the lesson the next generation takes from this is... Jan 16, 2018

  I hope the lesson the next generation takes from this is that we were useless basic people who should be unplugged ASAP but I'm more convinced you'll just elect Romney. https://twitter.

• Three nerds were on my Spotify family plan when I went to... Jan 16, 2018

  Three nerds were on my Spotify family plan when I went to check (it had a dumb password, my fault) and I want to write them and say hi. One straight up used his college http://my.

• I loved Joe Frank and learned an immense amount from... Jan 16, 2018

  I loved Joe Frank and learned an immense amount from listening to a set of files over and over. https://twitter.

• I love this website and it was great. It was good until the... Jan 16, 2018

  I love this website and it was great. It was good until the end.

• For some reason even though I've watched the show I can't... Jan 16, 2018

  For some reason even though I've watched the show I can't get the idea out of my head that Mindhunter is about rogue levitating brains and that the Henry Cavill-lite one needs to turn to the Biff from Back to the Future one and go READY TO HUNT SOME MINDS? They use spears.

• The platform is now blessedly fast. Everything else seems... Jan 16, 2018

  The platform is now blessedly fast. Everything else seems great.

• Me giving you attention. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9... Jan 16, 2018

  Me giving you attention. https://twitter.

• I...do. https://twitter.com/jackrusher/status/95318593310861... Jan 16, 2018

  I... do.

• sleep increasingly feels like a form of revenge i take... Jan 15, 2018
• Yessssss that's right get the ad networks on the blockchain... Jan 15, 2018

  Yessssss that's right get the ad networks on the blockchain and then my spirit will be freeeeeeee. https://twitter.

• Dynamically Linked Library (of Congress) Jan 15, 2018
• thaaaat's right that's the 1970 art world good stuff give... Jan 15, 2018

  thaaaat's right that's the 1970 art world good stuff give it me right in my cyberneurosocket https://www. moma.

• Reblogging this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/820994953... Jan 15, 2018

  Reblogging this. https://twitter.

• From the archives https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95262198... Jan 14, 2018

  From the archives https://twitter.

• some calming words on microservices... Jan 14, 2018

  some calming words on microservices http://www. dwmkerr.

• An immutable record of who did the dishes. Jan 14, 2018

  @TheMFingChisa An immutable record of who did the dishes.

• I wonder if blockchain stuff will have that same wild... Jan 14, 2018

  I wonder if blockchain stuff will have that same wild implosion that the web did in the early 2000s, leaving only believers, who release what users actually want six years later (and then increasing, endless consolidation). https://www.

• So @_cynar mentioned Bill Laswell which put me in mind of... Jan 13, 2018

  So @_cynar mentioned Bill Laswell which put me in mind of Gigi, and I went back to Gold &amp;amp; Wax, which is one of the few times I've returned to something from a decade ago and found it even better than I remembered. Just a flawless album.

• Today had good shadows. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95... Jan 13, 2018

  Today had good shadows. https://twitter.

• Racism stories become media stories so fast it's crazy. Jan 12, 2018

  Racism stories become media stories so fast it's crazy.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/951468665236582400/photo/1 Jan 11, 2018

  https://twitter.

• When the Catbus is late https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95... Jan 10, 2018

  When the Catbus is late https://twitter.

• This is related in a weird way https://www.crowdsupply.com/s... Jan 10, 2018

  This is related in a weird way https://www. crowdsupply.

• “A few weeks later, a sewage pipe spewed waste onto a... Jan 10, 2018

  “A few weeks later, a sewage pipe spewed waste onto a heavily trafficked concourse—an honest-to-God shitstorm. ” https://www.

• Oh man @robdubbin is finally out of stealth mode... Jan 9, 2018

  Oh man @robdubbin is finally out of stealth mode https://twitter.

• Getting on the Inside Jan 8, 2018

  What does product management really mean? How can you effectively couple design and engineering to bring a product to life?

• Here it is, the Cardiganshire Constabulary Register of... Jan 8, 2018

  Here it is, the Cardiganshire Constabulary Register of Criminals https://viewer. library.

• Friends, I'm doing my very best to understand your tweets.... Jan 8, 2018

  Friends, I'm doing my very best to understand your tweets. https://twitter.

• Oh come on. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95036052072872... Jan 8, 2018

  Oh come on. https://twitter.

• Mo and I are opening a bar. https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Jan 7, 2018

  @leahfinnegan Mo and I are opening a bar. https://twitter.

• I appreciate the way @firefox lets you do command-line... Jan 6, 2018

  I appreciate the way @firefox lets you do command-line screenshotting and cookies just work (i. e.

• if you like interviews with me about nerd stuff then have i... Jan 4, 2018

  if you like interviews with me about nerd stuff then have i got a link for you http://bit.

• 72 years is a good run, but still way too young. Thank you,... Jan 4, 2018

  72 years is a good run, but still way too young. Thank you, computers.

• “Often great and sometimes wrong.”... Jan 4, 2018

  “Often great and sometimes wrong. ” — https://www.

• It's like the Earth is tweeting. Jan 4, 2018

  It's like the Earth is tweeting.

• Stay safe both coasts. Jan 4, 2018

  Stay safe both coasts.

• Interview with Tech Writer Paul Ford Jan 3, 2018
• I hope the Spotify IPO goes well but if it doesn't I'm sure... Jan 3, 2018

  I hope the Spotify IPO goes well but if it doesn't I'm sure they can make it up on touring and merchandise.

• It's 2018, and I am SO GLAD we were able to get the term... Jan 2, 2018

  It's 2018, and I am SO GLAD we were able to get the term “functional beverage” into our podcast thank you @MattHartman . https://twitter.

• The Currency of Attention Jan 1, 2018
• In my quest to understand agent-based modeling I wrote a... Dec 30, 2017

  In my quest to understand agent-based modeling I wrote a simulator of my son putting on his shoes. He's the turtle.

• i've entered a whole world https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Dec 30, 2017

  i've entered a whole world https://twitter.

• I've been trying to learn about system dynamics and... Dec 30, 2017

  I've been trying to learn about system dynamics and agent-based modeling over the holiday week and this is as far as I've made it. https://twitter.

• There is going to be a very disappointed baby-eating... Dec 30, 2017
• The mint julep is also amazing https://youtu.be/iZbzB7pbVT0 Dec 29, 2017

  The mint julep is also amazing https://youtu.

• finally it is told https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsGrfU5bu... Dec 29, 2017

  finally it is told https://www. youtube.

• 🤔 “Ozy said it believed the audience was valid when it... Dec 29, 2017

  🤔 “Ozy said it believed the audience was valid when it purchased it. ” https://www.

• This is a great piece by @alanalevinson about personally... Dec 29, 2017

  This is a great piece by @alanalevinson about personally and professionally unpacking the global stream of harassment allegations from within the context of “ a men’s magazine funded by Dollar Shave Club. ” No hard conclusions, just infinite awkwardness.

• Graveyards should have a special section for people who... Dec 28, 2017

  Graveyards should have a special section for people who didn't own a TV.

• I think the best sci-fi story of the year for me was... Dec 28, 2017

  I think the best sci-fi story of the year for me was Universal Paperclips, particularly when the song kicked in.

• It's 18F outside today and for some reason I have a sudden... Dec 28, 2017

  It's 18F outside today and for some reason I have a sudden overwhelming urge to go down to the DMV and teach someone agile.

• The new movies did somewhat damage this theory but a lot of... Dec 27, 2017

  The new movies did somewhat damage this theory but a lot of the Star Wars is actually about bees theory holds up. https://www.

• why did we give a six year old a trick card deck Dec 26, 2017
• The holidays is when I get a few drinks into me and start... Dec 26, 2017

  The holidays is when I get a few drinks into me and start to look at social dynamics simulations in NetLogo 6. 0.

• long exhale http://starsimpson.com/rfk Dec 26, 2017

  long exhale http://starsimpson.

• A Battle for the Net (Again) Dec 25, 2017
• This is amazing https://twitter.com/jackiehluo/status/945372... Dec 25, 2017

  This is amazing https://twitter.

• Relieved that I can stop all the giving. Dec 25, 2017

  Relieved that I can stop all the giving.

• When you think about it, Downfall is kind of a Christmas... Dec 24, 2017

  When you think about it, Downfall is kind of a Christmas movie.

• Something about Xmas makes me want to play roguelikes. Dec 24, 2017

  Something about Xmas makes me want to play roguelikes.

• Well I mean it was that, the phone book, and the NIV Bible... Dec 24, 2017

  @rustyk5 @Dockjaw Well I mean it was that, the phone book, and the NIV Bible as the three books that created modern America.

• I have to assemble a dollhouse. Dec 24, 2017

  I have to assemble a dollhouse.

• IT WAS HARNESS https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/94471685969... Dec 23, 2017

  IT WAS HARNESS https://twitter.

• This interactive Atlas of Economic Complexity tells me that... Dec 23, 2017

  This interactive Atlas of Economic Complexity tells me that the #1 export of North Korea in 2003 was shellfish. http://atlas.

• My son is talking about a part of the body called the... Dec 23, 2017

  My son is talking about a part of the body called the “hooraynus,” and after a lot of gingerly-worded questions it turns out he thinks it's the midsection of a reindeer.

• this...is good Dec 23, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa this...

• I often wish I had a CS degree so that I could have learned... Dec 23, 2017

  I often wish I had a CS degree so that I could have learned to think "I need to represent this messy data as a b-tree if at all possible" instead of "is perl or python better" for ten autodidactic years. https://twitter.

• wanna watch bright so bad it looks so bad i want to throw... Dec 22, 2017
• NetFlix just wants to show me lots of serial killers in... Dec 21, 2017

  NetFlix just wants to show me lots of serial killers in small towns right now so I watched Susan Kare talk about designing nice minimalist icons instead and was happier. https://vimeo.

• It's wild watching all the new prototyping apps building on... Dec 21, 2017

  It's wild watching all the new prototyping apps building on Sutherland's Sketchpad a full half-century later.

• A couple months ago everyone at @PostlightStudio got $500... Dec 21, 2017

  A couple months ago everyone at @PostlightStudio got $500 to give away to registered charities of their choice; here's where it went: https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I agree strongly! It's excellent.... Dec 21, 2017

  I agree strongly! It's excellent.

• Wait until you see the size of their index cards!... Dec 21, 2017

  Wait until you see the size of their index cards! https://splinternews.

• “7 unusual fonts created in 2017” @lowcydizajnu... Dec 20, 2017

  “7 unusual fonts created in 2017” @lowcydizajnu https://blog. prototypr.

• Postlight End-of-year Giving 2017 Dec 20, 2017

  Last year, after our first full year of operation, the people of Postlight identified 33 online charities that we like to support. (Predictably, this led ...

• Postlight End-of-year Giving 2017 Dec 20, 2017

  Postlight End-of-year Giving 2017 It looks a little Christmas-ey but we have all kinds of people celebrating all kinds of holidays Last year, after our first full year of operation, the people of Postlight identified 33 online charities that we like to support . (Predictably, this led to an essay about the broken online checkout experience at many charity websites.

• Gano Qi https://twitter.com/ollymoss/status/9432549644361973... Dec 20, 2017

  Gano Qi https://twitter.

• EVERYONE APPLY TO THIS SO I CAN JUDGE YOU VERY FAIRLY... Dec 20, 2017

  EVERYONE APPLY TO THIS SO I CAN JUDGE YOU VERY FAIRLY https://twitter.

• Rank my stray thoughts Dec 19, 2017
• I am so glad @BradyDale is out there covering the actual... Dec 19, 2017

  I am so glad @BradyDale is out there covering the actual business around the blockchain so I can know what to actually worry about. https://www.

• On holidays, winners don't sit home opening gifts with... Dec 18, 2017

  On holidays, winners don't sit home opening gifts with their families. They go down to the corner store, and put in the line time to buy lottery tickets.

• That one direction what a feeling song is so good and then... Dec 18, 2017

  That one direction what a feeling song is so good and then I think about the dogs driving in the snow on Vine and really feel gods special purpose for each of us in this world.

• Life in Code Dec 18, 2017

  Have we moved too far away from the mainframe? Do engineers need more empathy?

• It’s very important even when things are stressful to look... Dec 18, 2017

  It’s very important even when things are stressful to look around yourself and remember that you are just one person on a tiny planet in a giant cosmos that will one day be entirely made up of paperclips.

• I wish I could fav all your tweets. Dec 18, 2017

  I wish I could fav all your tweets.

• There’s this tiny movie theater in my neighborhood and... Dec 17, 2017

  There’s this tiny movie theater in my neighborhood and every time I look it up to see what’s playing, Google pops up this “Q&amp;amp;A,” and it makes me happy. https://twitter.

• These are now the hymn numbers up in the Internet Archive... Dec 17, 2017

  These are now the hymn numbers up in the Internet Archive (which is in a former church). I’m so happy.

• AND MY AXE/METROCARD https://twitter.com/JPaskin/status/9417... Dec 15, 2017

  AND MY AXE/METROCARD https://twitter.

• What will they call us when all the snowflakes are gone? Dec 15, 2017

  What will they call us when all the snowflakes are gone?

• Not gonna read it. Dec 14, 2017

  Not gonna read it.

• remember joe cool now that was a horse (that got punched) Dec 14, 2017
• Meet the all-purpose survival cracker... Dec 13, 2017

  Meet the all-purpose survival cracker https://www. eater.

• Until the inevitable takedown in the Daily Beast.... Dec 13, 2017

  Until the inevitable takedown in the Daily Beast. https://twitter.

• There's a weird green-red luminous slime all over the... Dec 12, 2017

  There's a weird green-red luminous slime all over the office and everyone looks horrified. I hate Secrete Santa.

• The whole Internet is here to support Gavage Duck, a sad... Dec 12, 2017

  The whole Internet is here to support Gavage Duck, a sad little duck that is force-fed milkshakes. *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck's mother is racist.

• The Medium is the Mission Dec 11, 2017

  Words matter, writing matters and that mission is alive and well at Medium. Paul and Rich talk to Head of Product, Michael Sippey to find out more about making money in publishing, the importance of good content and his three-step approach to product management.

• Family night @PostlightStudio involves a cookie decorating... Dec 11, 2017

  Family night @PostlightStudio involves a cookie decorating event. https://twitter.

• This is so great! Go @jenszalai!... Dec 11, 2017

  This is so great! Go @jenszalai !

• This is one of those tech things where it basically makes... Dec 11, 2017

  This is one of those tech things where it basically makes sense that it would work this way, and, if it works, it will be like that snakehead fish that kills all the other fish in the pond. https://twitter.

• Autocorrect kept suggesting baristas.... Dec 9, 2017

  Autocorrect kept suggesting baristas. https://twitter.

• 280 characters means that we can now have TWEET... Dec 8, 2017

  280 characters means that we can now have TWEET TEMPLATES!!!!!!!!! [[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider ]]] [[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]] [[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden’s example.

• friends friends friends avg pee rate is 800-2000mL in 24... Dec 7, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa @dnharper friends friends friends avg pee rate is 800-2000mL in 24 hrs, took guess of median at 1400mL nyc pop is 8.

• I just did the math, and it checks out. New Yorkers will... Dec 7, 2017

  I just did the math, and it checks out. New Yorkers will pee 3 million gallons today.

• Wow that’s good news. https://twitter.com/clarajeffery/statu... Dec 6, 2017

  Wow that’s good news. https://twitter.

• I keep thinking about this @BW piece. It's like DEATH WISH... Dec 6, 2017

  I keep thinking about this @BW piece. It's like DEATH WISH MEETS EQUIFAX.

• Hooooooooly shit this is the good stuff.... Dec 6, 2017

  Hooooooooly shit this is the good stuff. https://twitter.

• so are they going to fix the subway Dec 5, 2017
• It's rough how much is shutting down right now but it's... Dec 5, 2017

  It's rough how much is shutting down right now but it's worth noting @Outline and @topicstories as two really bright spots in online media and storytelling. https://twitter.

• It’s pink slime all the way down. Dec 5, 2017

  @ZenSaiyuki It’s pink slime all the way down.

• Shoutout to everyone whose body is an inaccurate... Dec 5, 2017

  Shoutout to everyone whose body is an inaccurate representation of their soul let’s worry about getting forced to go on TV together.

• Can patriarchy just let kids learn snex pls... Dec 4, 2017

  Can patriarchy just let kids learn snex pls https://twitter.

• Content, content, content https://twitter.com/bendwalsh/stat... Dec 4, 2017

  Content, content, content https://twitter.

• Death in Feeds Dec 4, 2017
• I’ve got some plums in my pocket. Dec 4, 2017

  @matthewbaldwin I’ve got some plums in my pocket.

• It's like ten thousand plums when all you need is a... Dec 4, 2017

  It's like ten thousand plums when all you need is a pear. Oh, it's standing outside in the rain And leaning in on a red wheel bar- row.

• I really liked reading this careful and thoughtful... Dec 3, 2017

  I really liked reading this careful and thoughtful @katienotopoulos article about how white supremacist trolls got her Twitter account locked and how Twitter support doesn’t have any capacity for context or nuance. https://www.

• Hmm https://twitter.com/mechanicalro/status/9370019521346846... Dec 2, 2017

  Hmm https://twitter.

• I've been messing with REPLs and just found this great,... Dec 2, 2017

  I've been messing with REPLs and just found this great, simple python terminal REPL. https://github.

• I love seeing the @PostlightStudio used for good things by... Dec 2, 2017

  I love seeing the @PostlightStudio used for good things by orgs like @weareci on nights and weekends. And that only works because people like @christinee515 and Erica S.

• https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/595zg5/sopranica-... Dec 2, 2017

  https://motherboard. vice.

• Stop worrying about the tax plan.... Dec 2, 2017

  Stop worrying about the tax plan. https://twitter.

• I was in the mood for some LISP and downloaded Portacle... Dec 1, 2017

  I was in the mood for some LISP and downloaded Portacle https://portacle. github.

• This is a good tweet that helped me today! Dec 1, 2017

  @glvninpdx This is a good tweet that helped me today!

• Stop complaining there are more plums out back in the red... Nov 30, 2017

  Stop complaining there are more plums out back in the red wheelbarrow.

• I was professionally fascinated by http://BMW.com's pivot... Nov 30, 2017

  I was professionally fascinated by http://BMW. com's pivot to editorial so I wrote about it for the company newsletter.

• Scary! But also scdry. https://twitter.com/ghost_things/stat... Nov 30, 2017

  Scary! But also scdry.

• Death is the special collector.... Nov 30, 2017

  Death is the special collector. https://twitter.

• Don't get angry with newspapers about paywalls. Get angry... Nov 30, 2017

  Don't get angry with newspapers about paywalls. Get angry with Google.

• everyone is iterating on that william carlos williams poem,... Nov 29, 2017
• Driving Traffic Nov 29, 2017

  Driving Traffic Taking the new BMW. com for a spin What we all think of when we think of a BMW.

• Driving Traffic Nov 29, 2017

  It was very interesting to see that BMW has re-launched as a magazine. Above, you can see what it used to look like. And here’s how it looks today: ...

• Before my words can be used against me by malicious... Nov 29, 2017

  Before my words can be used against me by malicious so-called friends, I want to publicly state: “Kaskade Christmas” isn’t a bad album.

• i just want to say that all of my shitty tweets were... Nov 28, 2017
• oh boy https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/9355786945417707... Nov 28, 2017

  oh boy https://twitter.

• Spreadsheets Are Off the Table Nov 27, 2017
• Well but you want/need to grow and you take VC—who... Nov 27, 2017

  @rustyk5 @goldman Well but you want/need to grow and you take VC—who transparently want a specific kind of growth and outcome, that's VC—and then you're in this stressful position where your ethics needs to be connected to growth, which is actually a defensible proposition up to a certain point.

• This is some complex stuff. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/... Nov 27, 2017

  This is some complex stuff. https://www.

• Big Willie Style is 20. Nov 27, 2017

  Big Willie Style is 20.

• I just woke up and at least half the socialists on my... Nov 27, 2017

  I just woke up and at least half the socialists on my timeline are suddenly monarchists.

• If I have a gravestone I think it will just read... Nov 26, 2017
• Through exhaustive investigation of their home territory... Nov 26, 2017

  Through exhaustive investigation of their home territory we've learned that Nazis consume food with their human-seeming mouths. https://twitter.

• I took my kids for a meditative walk through a cemetery and... Nov 26, 2017

  I took my kids for a meditative walk through a cemetery and they found a way to make it about cookies. RIP Mrs.

• My six year old daughter wants to take her diary to a... Nov 26, 2017

  My six year old daughter wants to take her diary to a cemetery and I'm so incredibly proud.

• Found this from three years ago, when my hair was brown.... Nov 26, 2017

  Found this from three years ago, when my hair was brown. This was supposed to be “naptime.

• https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/8x53xb/meet-the-s... Nov 25, 2017

  https://motherboard. vice.

• I was just at a mall in Towson, MD, and Americans need to... Nov 23, 2017

  I was just at a mall in Towson, MD, and Americans need to buy some shit immediately.

• Pretty excited to be getting more likes than... Nov 23, 2017

  Pretty excited to be getting more likes than @maureenflaherty here. https://twitter.

• I'm super-thankful for all you nerds who want things to be... Nov 23, 2017

  I'm super-thankful for all you nerds who want things to be better for everyone.

• I watched the Thriller video tonight with the 6yo twins. My... Nov 22, 2017

  I watched the Thriller video tonight with the 6yo twins. My son was terrified and clutched onto me and made me promise that we would ban the video from our home forever.

• I keep imagining all the harassment men bringing their PR... Nov 22, 2017

  I keep imagining all the harassment men bringing their PR reps to Thanksgiving dinner. “Aunt Jane, he isn't taking questions on that subject right now, but my client is glad to talk about football, mentoring programs, and gratefulness in general.

• Hazmat Placards EGFFOPRCO (Every Good Fire Fighter... Nov 21, 2017

  Hazmat Placards EGFFOPRCO (Every Good Fire Fighter Occasionally Provides Real Cool Orgasms) 1. Explosives 2.

• christ how many men are there Nov 21, 2017
• free scott https://www.thedailybeast.com/ceo-of-hq-the-hotte... Nov 21, 2017

  free scott https://www. thedailybeast.

• Every time I think about WebAssembly I'm convinced it is... Nov 21, 2017

  Every time I think about WebAssembly I'm convinced it is going to be an INTERNET APOCALYPSE. https://twitter.

• So on the podcast we made a concerted effort not to... Nov 21, 2017

  So on the podcast we made a concerted effort not to complain about LinkedIn, and ended up complaining about Facebook instead. https://trackchanges.

• Technology sure has changed things. Remember before we all... Nov 21, 2017

  Technology sure has changed things. Remember before we all had mobile phones and you'd have an alarm clock to wake you up?

• I guess one bright spot in all of this is that Bad Men... Nov 20, 2017

  I guess one bright spot in all of this is that Bad Men Magazine no longer has to justify its business model.

• We had fun, right? https://twitter.com/politico/status/93276... Nov 20, 2017

  We had fun, right? https://twitter.

• Breaking Up is Hard to Do: A conversation about Facebook Nov 20, 2017

  Is Facebook a monopoly? This week Paul and Rich tackle the 2-billion-user elephant in the room and go back and forth on two big questions: whether Facebook violates antitrust laws and should be broken up, and how the platform (or its regulators) can solve its rampant fake news problem.

• Time to boot up SoulSeek. Nov 20, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa Time to boot up SoulSeek.

• If TV has taught me anything it's that you should never... Nov 20, 2017

  If TV has taught me anything it's that you should never hitchhike in the pacific northwest.

• Right. The actual best and most interesting tweets are... Nov 20, 2017

  @rustyk5 Right. The actual best and most interesting tweets are basically unretweetable.

• I wonder if in a decade or two having all recorded music... Nov 20, 2017

  I wonder if in a decade or two having all recorded music available to almost everyone over networks will seem lame and teens will instead have weird USB headbands with just “their” music that they download over scene VPNs.

• Wait the new iMac starts at $5,000? Can it fly? Nov 19, 2017

  Wait the new iMac starts at $5,000? Can it fly?

• I am just going to open Slack for Desktop and I may be some... Nov 18, 2017

  I am just going to open Slack for Desktop and I may be some time.

• I'm going to organize some books because the weekend is... Nov 18, 2017

  I'm going to organize some books because the weekend is when I practice shelf care.

• I'm reading that MTA article and slowly losing my mind. Nov 18, 2017

  I'm reading that MTA article and slowly losing my mind.

• “Put on your fox tights” is a pretty good “lace up your... Nov 18, 2017

  “Put on your fox tights” is a pretty good “lace up your boots” or “big boy pants. ” Goddammit you need to put on your fox tights and get in there.

• Awwwww BuzzFeed took down its CMS docs which I was actually... Nov 17, 2017

  Awwwww BuzzFeed took down its CMS docs which I was actually looking forward to reading. I'm sorry BuzzFeed people, I didn't know they were secret, I was just googling for CMS stuff and they came up and I thought that was cool.

• i love when my favorite author posts new content on their... Nov 17, 2017

  i love when my favorite author posts new content on their blog https://www. buzzfeed.

• This nine-minute video is the most devastating critique of... Nov 17, 2017

  This nine-minute video is the most devastating critique of human nature that I've ever seen. https://www.

• When the revolution comes I hope they let us keep the... Nov 17, 2017

  When the revolution comes I hope they let us keep the Scholastic Book Fair.

• My daughter got a new locking diary for a good report card... Nov 17, 2017

  My daughter got a new locking diary for a good report card and loves it so much she can barely speak. @maureenflaherty put the key on my HOPE lanyard because instilling a culture of OpSec is part of our family values.

• I wrote! About a cool new thing, Datasette, by @simonw,... Nov 16, 2017

  I wrote! About a cool new thing, Datasette, by @simonw , which makes it reaaaally easy to publish your SQLite DB as a website with an instant API.

• Big Data, Small Effort Nov 15, 2017

  Big Data, Small Effort An awful lot of really interesting public data is made available in CSV format. This is good and bad.

• Big Data, Small Effort Nov 15, 2017

  An awful lot of really interesting public data is made available in CSV format. This is good and bad. If I give you a CSV file, you can open it up in ...

• There are many dudes in the news whose last name starts... Nov 15, 2017

  There are many dudes in the news whose last name starts with L and ends with i or y now.

• Me: Where’s the jacket we just bought? Son: I don’t... Nov 15, 2017

  Me: Where’s the jacket we just bought? Son: I don’t know.

• We talked to @mlieber, co-founder of podcast studio... Nov 15, 2017

  We talked to @mlieber , co-founder of podcast studio @gimletmedia , about very interesting podcast things on our podcast. If you like thoughtful people who methodically co-build large, growing media companies, this is the podcast about podcasts for you.

• The little J-pop song that appears in Wreck-it Ralph as the... Nov 14, 2017

  The little J-pop song that appears in Wreck-it Ralph as the theme song to the Sugar Rush video game is kind of an earworm. https://open.

• Today @karenmcgrane said to me, with tremendous patience,... Nov 14, 2017

  Today @karenmcgrane said to me, with tremendous patience, “One thing you might want to consider using to manage this content, Paul, is a content management system. ” A burn so bad that I am actually a skeleton now.

• Pinto Ford https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/930567439... Nov 14, 2017

  Pinto Ford https://twitter.

• It is a land of contrasts. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Nov 14, 2017

  It is a land of contrasts. https://twitter.

• Simon Willison the original and greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Nov 13, 2017

  Simon Willison the original and greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.

• Matt Lieber has a Gimlet Eye Nov 13, 2017

  From the front lines of the podcast boom: this week Paul and Rich talk to Matt Lieber, co-founder of Gimlet Media, one of the most successful podcast studios in the industry. Topics covered include the company’s origin (and the podcast that chronicled its founding), how Gimlet recruits and trains its editors, the trajectory of the medium, why you shouldn’t play favorites amongst your employees, and how Matt has been re-cast as a sleazy door-to-door salesman in an upcoming ABC comedy produced, directed by, and starring Zach Braff.

• Via http://midpeninsulafreeu.com/. I wonder if they ever... Nov 13, 2017

  Via http://midpeninsulafreeu. com/.

• Dads: Don't put it off. Sit down and talk with your sons... Nov 13, 2017

  Dads: Don't put it off. Sit down and talk with your sons about collusion.

• I am glad that little bugs are explaining what Kubernetes... Nov 13, 2017

  I am glad that little bugs are explaining what Kubernetes is. Bugs should probably explain all computing things.

• i think about this movie a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch... Nov 13, 2017

  i think about this movie a lot https://www. youtube.

• jesus christ giles https://dracofidus.tumblr.com/tagged/drac... Nov 13, 2017

  jesus christ giles https://dracofidus. tumblr.

• This is a Chrome plugin by @noahpryor (inspired by the... Nov 12, 2017

  This is a Chrome plugin by @noahpryor (inspired by the @PostlightStudio podcast Track Changes! ) that helps you purge all the people from LinkedIn who connect with you purely to NETWORK.

• This is wild. https://twitter.com/meyerweb/status/9290977127... Nov 10, 2017

  This is wild. https://twitter.

• Remember to always schedule an apology day so you can... Nov 10, 2017

  Remember to always schedule an apology day so you can recover after your harassment days.

• As a father of six year old twins I have to say, being a... Nov 10, 2017

  As a father of six year old twins I have to say, being a kid looks challenging as all hell.

• [50 × day] [Thinks of tweet.] Why in God's name would I... Nov 9, 2017

  [50 × day] [Thinks of tweet. ] Why in God's name would I invite that upon myself?

• Horace and Pe e tape Nov 9, 2017
• I want this thing now. https://twitter.com/bodpublishing/sta... Nov 9, 2017

  I want this thing now. https://twitter.

• *extremely blogger voice* my posts Nov 8, 2017
• awwwwwwwwwwwww yes https://twitter.com/LinkedIn/status/92833... Nov 8, 2017

  awwwwwwwwwwwww yes https://twitter.

• Don't think of it as “going headless.” Think of it as... Nov 8, 2017

  Don't think of it as “going headless. ” Think of it as “conscious decoupling.

• Has anyone reviewed the Google Popupstore? Nov 8, 2017

  Has anyone reviewed the Google Popupstore?

• It’s authentic! https://twitter.com/authenticjobs/status/928... Nov 8, 2017

  It’s authentic! https://twitter.

• The best thing about 280 characters is now I can start... Nov 8, 2017

  The best thing about 280 characters is now I can start EVERY tweet with “Actually....

• Honestly at this point you might as well start blogging. Nov 8, 2017

  Honestly at this point you might as well start blogging.

• Me tweeting. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9281048090597... Nov 7, 2017

  Me tweeting. https://twitter.

• This is not the path to a functional government.... Nov 7, 2017

  This is not the path to a functional government. https://twitter.

• “Pee tape,” but repeated 31 times. Nov 7, 2017

  “Pee tape,” but repeated 31 times.

• Everybody turn in your guns tomorrow. Nov 7, 2017

  Everybody turn in your guns tomorrow.

• I voted working families again like a piece of shit. Nov 7, 2017

  I voted working families again like a piece of shit.

• Cool that journalists can now do half as much work. Nov 7, 2017

  Cool that journalists can now do half as much work.

• Twitter is weirdly like Tumblr now except everything is in... Nov 7, 2017

  Twitter is weirdly like Tumblr now except everything is in a slightly different order.

• just setting up my twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Nov 7, 2017
• I̧͎̻̘͍̖͇̎̀̀́̏́ Ǹ͉̙̱̰͕̥͔́̆̂̋́ͅĘ̸̡͖̹͇͛̾̓͢͜͠͝Ṿ̼̲͉̤̬͗̒̋̽̌̕͞͡Ȩ̵̗͔... Nov 7, 2017
• Why interview him when you can just go into his attic and... Nov 7, 2017

  Why interview him when you can just go into his attic and watch through a vent? https://twitter.

• I think of a lot of people in my timeline as “sliders”... Nov 7, 2017

  I think of a lot of people in my timeline as “sliders” because they insist they're socialists but actually behave like little burghers.

• So 90% of responses to this will be mocking, but does... Nov 7, 2017

  So 90% of responses to this will be mocking, but does anyone have a good template/book about creating MINIMUM VIABLE MARKETING PLANS?

• The title is accurate: ”Paul and Rich Try to Talk About... Nov 7, 2017

  The title is accurate: ”Paul and Rich Try to Talk About Something Else But End Up Complaining About LinkedIn Again” https://trackchanges. postlight.

• The content experiencer has logged on. Nov 7, 2017

  The content experiencer has logged on.

• How do snails keep track of their growing relationships... Nov 6, 2017

  How do snails keep track of their growing relationships within a network of other high-value snails. they use snailsforce.

• That’s what I said now https://twitter.com/mpondfield/status... Nov 6, 2017

  That’s what I said now https://twitter.

• There’s no bubble, everything is fine, Bitcoin is real.... Nov 6, 2017

  There’s no bubble, everything is fine, Bitcoin is real. https://twitter.

• Paul and Rich Try to Talk About Something Else But End Up Complaining About LinkedIn Again Nov 6, 2017
• Oh shit my mullet https://twitter.com/shanedingman/status/92... Nov 6, 2017

  Oh shit my mullet https://twitter.

• The Philly vegan meatball death threat mom’s husband has a... Nov 6, 2017

  The Philly vegan meatball death threat mom’s husband has a hardcore band called Eat The Turnbuckle and it’s great. https://open.

• I was shocked by this headline until I realized it was... Nov 6, 2017

  I was shocked by this headline until I realized it was Philly, at which, yep. https://twitter.

• https://archive.org/details/hc_state-sex-laws-10... Nov 4, 2017

  https://archive. org/details/hc_state-sex-laws-10 https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/927002173950578688/photo/1 Nov 4, 2017

  https://twitter.

• Kids do you want to watch Black Beauty, the touching,... Nov 4, 2017

  Kids do you want to watch Black Beauty, the touching, award-winning film about a boy and a horse? (Five minutes pass.

• I was born to be a great person.... Nov 4, 2017

  I was born to be a great person. https://twitter.

• Well, @TMobile, you still owe me at least $700 but you did... Nov 3, 2017

  Well, @TMobile , you still owe me at least $700 but you did give me a $217 refund so on the overall you fucked me good, congratulations.

• The DNAInfo sites are back up and all is wrong with the... Nov 3, 2017

  The DNAInfo sites are back up and all is wrong with the world.

• This mess makes me feel more strongly than before that... Nov 3, 2017

  This mess makes me feel more strongly than before that archives don’t just preserve “culture,” or “history,” but provide proof of labor.

• I put as many http://Gothamist.com urls in the spreadsheet... Nov 3, 2017

  I put as many http://Gothamist. com urls in the spreadsheet as I could find, 57,000 #gid =557045072" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://docs.

• Hah this uses AMP caches, VERY CLEVER.... Nov 3, 2017

  Hah this uses AMP caches, VERY CLEVER. https://twitter.

• Please don't get too many hopes up FROM ME besides author... Nov 3, 2017

  Please don't get too many hopes up FROM ME besides author name, title, link. But other people are in the mix and better than me.

• This is cool too! https://twitter.com/jeremiak/status/926314... Nov 3, 2017

  This is cool too! https://twitter.

• Thread. I started a list of articles from Gothamist with... Nov 3, 2017

  Thread. I started a list of articles from Gothamist with links to the Internet Archive, 12k so far.

• I don’t know how to say this. I’m just going to say it. I... Nov 2, 2017

  I don’t know how to say this. I’m just going to say it.

• I'm really sad and frustrated about all the people who... Nov 2, 2017

  I'm really sad and frustrated about all the people who worked to bring me well-reported local news in my community having no security.

• I was presenting in a meeting today and realized I was... Nov 2, 2017

  I was presenting in a meeting today and realized I was showing everyone this calendar event I scheduled for every Sunday with my wife. https://twitter.

• we only bought music you couldn't get on the radio. before... Nov 2, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa we only bought music you couldn't get on the radio. before i got to the milt i listened to hold on 30000 times like anyone human and good.

• “What If OpenDocument Used SQLite?”... Nov 2, 2017

  “What If OpenDocument Used SQLite? ” https://sqlite.

• I just opened my Time Capsule playlist, and it’s very... Nov 2, 2017

  I just opened my Time Capsule playlist, and it’s very accurate, and my taste was... flawless.

• Topic is good. It took 20 years but it’s a true magazine... Nov 2, 2017

  Topic is good. It took 20 years but it’s a true magazine for the Internet.

• Short story idea: two people are working at the Park Slope... Nov 1, 2017

  Short story idea: two people are working at the Park Slope Coop in the run up to a nuclear war. Riots, fistfights over ginger.

• Boy that spore drive gets a workout huh. Nov 1, 2017

  Boy that spore drive gets a workout huh.

• People don't know this but WWII was really a conflict about... Nov 1, 2017

  People don't know this but WWII was really a conflict about real estate.

• Folks have you heard the news? https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Nov 1, 2017

  Folks have you heard the news? https://twitter.

• I feel ashamed that NYC couldn't protect foreign tourists... Nov 1, 2017

  I feel ashamed that NYC couldn't protect foreign tourists yesterday. We are so proud of our tolerant city and want everyone to see/feel it.

• Since @tmobile started me on a voyage of despair I'm... Oct 31, 2017

  Since @tmobile started me on a voyage of despair I'm totally here for amplifyimg brand anger @postmates . https://twitter.

• You're FREEEE slack is down freeeeeeeee Oct 31, 2017
• http://santiagotimes.cl/2017/10/31/miss-peru-2018-contestant... Oct 31, 2017

  http://santiagotimes.

• The Vice News summary of the attack downtown is helpful and... Oct 31, 2017

  The Vice News summary of the attack downtown is helpful and does not show or embed graphic media. https://news.

• That's 1/10th the side of the C++ Wikipedia page.... Oct 31, 2017

  @rustyk5 @robdubbin @whale_eat_squid That's 1/10th the side of the C++ Wikipedia page. http://prog21.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/925446271569158146/photo/1 Oct 31, 2017

  @rustyk5 @robdubbin https://twitter.

• He was a Colbert Report writer. Then @robdubbin thought,... Oct 31, 2017

  He was a Colbert Report writer. Then @robdubbin thought, “I'll make better screenwriting tools.

• For 9 years, I've thought at least weekly about this sad... Oct 31, 2017

  For 9 years, I've thought at least weekly about this sad MetaFilter post re: putting “Penis Goes Where” on photos #1993750 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. metafilter.

• That’s...Swiss. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9253451824... Oct 31, 2017

  That’s... Swiss.

• I wonder if publishing could have better met the challenges... Oct 31, 2017

  I wonder if publishing could have better met the challenges of the Internet if it hadn’t spent so much on sealed separation agreements.

• God bless the teachers at our PS about to manage a candy... Oct 31, 2017

  God bless the teachers at our PS about to manage a candy exchange with 24 first-grade kids in costumes.

• Which presidents would have been good at Twitter? JFK,... Oct 31, 2017

  Which presidents would have been good at Twitter? JFK, Reagan, FDR, Lincoln.

• Everybody stay hydrated, it’s gonna be another scorcher. Oct 31, 2017

  Everybody stay hydrated, it’s gonna be another scorcher.

• POLL: Parents, what do you miss most? Oct 31, 2017

  POLL: Parents, what do you miss most?

• Rob Dubbin Goes Off-script Oct 30, 2017

  From TV writing to scriptwriting software: this week Paul and Rich talk to Rob Dubbin, former writer and producer for The Colbert Report and The Late Show and current CEO of Scripto. They discuss Scripto’s creation and the special workflow challenges coordinating a late-night show, animal welfare, transitioning from writing to tech, Bluetooth, Google Wave, and more.

• Either way tomorrow the one-word headline MELTDOWN is going... Oct 29, 2017

  Either way tomorrow the one-word headline MELTDOWN is going to work fine.

• I’m a little sick and it’s raining and whenever that... Oct 29, 2017

  I’m a little sick and it’s raining and whenever that happens 10,000 Maniacs starts playing on an unstoppable loop in my head.

• Everyone needs to stop with the Stranger Things and focus... Oct 28, 2017

  Everyone needs to stop with the Stranger Things and focus on some Manger Things. https://twitter.

• Gonna be a lot of David S. Pumpkins pants crumpled on... Oct 28, 2017

  Gonna be a lot of David S. Pumpkins pants crumpled on random floors tomorrow.

• True we switched @PostlightStudio to Albanese too and the... Oct 28, 2017

  True we switched @PostlightStudio to Albanese too and the peach rings are better. (C.

• Oh my God. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAGGIS... Oct 28, 2017

  Oh my God. https://en.

• The original story lays it out in detail and the documents... Oct 28, 2017

  The original story lays it out in detail and the documents are superb. http://billingsgazette.

• These are great. Also scary. https://jezebel.com/10-scary-st... Oct 27, 2017

  These are great. Also scary.

• First of all, Hollywood, a driving dog wouldn’t steer with... Oct 27, 2017

  First of all, Hollywood, a driving dog wouldn’t steer with paws, a driving dog would BITE the steering wheel.

• Excited for all my friends who just spent $1k so they can... Oct 27, 2017

  Excited for all my friends who just spent $1k so they can log into their phones with their face to gram 18mb pictures of airplane wings.

• Are you a dataviz designer who works freelance? How do you... Oct 26, 2017

  Are you a dataviz designer who works freelance? How do you feel about making gorgeous BIRD MAPS for @AudubonSociety ?

• People on Twitter are wondering what I meant by “LinkedIn... Oct 26, 2017

  People on Twitter are wondering what I meant by “LinkedIn ruined capitalism,” so to clarify: I don't have any idea, or care what I meant.

• Is there a term that describes when you replace a word with... Oct 26, 2017

  Is there a term that describes when you replace a word with a really different word? (I called a kids’ umbrella a helmet yesterday.

• I want to start playing things off this album at the start... Oct 26, 2017

  I want to start playing things off this album at the start of meetings. https://open.

• What’s the fastest way to ruin a New Yorker’s life?... Oct 25, 2017

  What’s the fastest way to ruin a New Yorker’s life? https://twitter.

• We live in the Zalgo dimension. Oct 25, 2017

  @rustyk5 We live in the Zalgo dimension.

• ftrain2000 I think but I was never much on AIM Oct 25, 2017
• Dude working at the gym just told me he’s proud of me.... Oct 25, 2017

  Dude working at the gym just told me he’s proud of me. Better than the time a dude working at the gym said I was not even the worst.

• Apparently in my wife’s tradition you write letters to the... Oct 24, 2017

  Apparently in my wife’s tradition you write letters to the tooth fairy with the tooth attached, and it’s a whole thing.

• Georg Simon Ohm...welcome to the Resistance. Oct 24, 2017

  Georg Simon Ohm... welcome to the Resistance.

• guys do u like comedy https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9228... Oct 24, 2017

  guys do u like comedy https://twitter.

• 🎵 I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty,... Oct 24, 2017

  🎵 I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and bright! 🎵 https://twitter.

• Nothing but respect for my supervisor.... Oct 24, 2017

  Nothing but respect for my supervisor. https://twitter.

• Day 2. @TMobile has restored my service while they... Oct 24, 2017

  Day 2. @TMobile has restored my service while they investigate.

• Shutting Down Oct 23, 2017

  How do you pull the plug on a product people love? This week Paul and Rich talk about good and bad ways to shut a digital product, from giving people a path to export their data (good) to writing a blog post entitled “Our Incredible Journey” (bad) (very, very bad).

• I should clarify my Lucinda is not a true eohippus but... Oct 23, 2017

  I should clarify my Lucinda is not a true eohippus but rather a merychippus. She does however have pleurisy.

• My eohippus Lucinda and I know that my @TMobile journey is... Oct 23, 2017

  My eohippus Lucinda and I know that my @TMobile journey is nothing compared to the true suffering in the world, we only seek to amuse you.

• God I hate that the only way to resolve issues with large... Oct 23, 2017

  God I hate that the only way to resolve issues with large companies is to be a relentlessly repetitive crabapple to call center folks.

• There are MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE CENTER working on this.... Oct 23, 2017

  There are MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE CENTER working on this. “We'll stay on the phone until we fix this” didn't happen—I should get a call back.

• So @TMobile has promised for the third or fourth time to... Oct 23, 2017

  So @TMobile has promised for the third or fourth time to absolutely 100% fix this very serious upsetting problem.

• I'm going to call @Tmobile now for maybe the 30th time and... Oct 23, 2017

  I'm going to call @Tmobile now for maybe the 30th time and enter their world of moist sewage and terrible lies.

• Day 2, @Tmobile still provides no service yet charges. My... Oct 23, 2017

  Day 2, @Tmobile still provides no service yet charges. My beloved pet eohippus Lucinda's pleurisy worsens but I cannot phone help.

• I’m just about to give a talk about digital careers to a... Oct 23, 2017

  I’m just about to give a talk about digital careers to a large group of gen Z college students I can’t wait to tell them to avoid @tmobile .

• I joke but I know the deal. I’m probably going to end up... Oct 23, 2017

  I joke but I know the deal. I’m probably going to end up giving $1,000 to @TMobile to preserve my credit.

• Why so willing to help now? It’s very perplexing. People... Oct 23, 2017

  Why so willing to help now? It’s very perplexing.

• Here are two beautiful bridges. Reminds me of the two... Oct 23, 2017

  Here are two beautiful bridges. Reminds me of the two @tmobile phones I’ve been paying for for two years despite only having one.

• I should be clear I don’t expect you to care that @tmobile... Oct 23, 2017

  I should be clear I don’t expect you to care that @tmobile charged me for two phones for years.

• I have no phone/data service (@TMobile has been charging me... Oct 23, 2017

  I have no phone/data service ( @TMobile has been charging me for two phones for years, caught its own error, then shut off my service).

• Mentitlement Oct 22, 2017
• Wait ex-presidents actually do live in your wallet was that... Oct 22, 2017

  @rustyk5 @harrisj Wait ex-presidents actually do live in your wallet was that autocorrect or a pun.

• Decoding the Language of Extremist Clothing ... Oct 22, 2017

  Decoding the Language of Extremist Clothing https://www. topic.

• http://davidungar.net/Live2013/Live_2013.html... Oct 21, 2017

  http://davidungar. net/Live2013/Live_2013.

• You know, there's ground, and then there's stone ground. Oct 20, 2017

  You know, there's ground, and then there's stone ground.

• They also lack a sense of...purpose.... Oct 20, 2017

  They also lack a sense of... purpose.

• Cc @katienotopoulos https://twitter.com/gaycivilrights/statu... Oct 20, 2017

  Cc @katienotopoulos https://twitter.

• My daughter has a fever, and tomorrow is picture day, and... Oct 19, 2017

  My daughter has a fever, and tomorrow is picture day, and my heart is starting to break.

• My new book came with a bookmark!!!... Oct 19, 2017

  My new book came with a bookmark!!! https://twitter.

• Just walked in to this kitchen setup at work, guess we're... Oct 19, 2017

  Just walked in to this kitchen setup at work, guess we're serving breakfast now. https://twitter.

• For $250 with photographer this seems totally sensible.... Oct 19, 2017

  For $250 with photographer this seems totally sensible. https://twitter.

• Libraries are also a safe calm healthy place where poor... Oct 19, 2017

  Libraries are also a safe calm healthy place where poor kids can be in NYC. Between this and free school lunch NYC is doing better.

• Battlestar Galactica was pretty cool except for when they... Oct 18, 2017

  Battlestar Galactica was pretty cool except for when they played pyramid.

• This redesign is a brutal satire.... Oct 18, 2017

  This redesign is a brutal satire. https://twitter.

• I hate passive-aggressive UX. When a computer sends me a... Oct 18, 2017

  I hate passive-aggressive UX. When a computer sends me a “gentle reminder” I want to give it a gentle poke in the eye.

• I forgot to tweet this @khoi project when it came out but... Oct 18, 2017

  I forgot to tweet this @khoi project when it came out but http://getbumpr. com lets you pick a mail client when you click mail links.

• Open sourceish nerd leaders: This is a good job with good... Oct 18, 2017

  Open sourceish nerd leaders: This is a good job with good people. @nedbat is 1000% legit and I bet he'd be a stellar employee.

• I appreciate how Superchunk looks like they were just... Oct 18, 2017

  I appreciate how Superchunk looks like they were just rounded up by the Indie Rock Nick Fury for one last adventure. https://twitter.

• Your AmEx name is the last three things you ordered... Oct 17, 2017

  Your AmEx name is the last three things you ordered translated plus the last four digits of your social. https://twitter.

• Nah, don't bother. Oct 17, 2017

  @Double_Days Nah, don't bother.

• You're a person who says cutting, hurtful things to... Oct 17, 2017

  @Double_Days You're a person who says cutting, hurtful things to strangers, and you're good at it!

• Public notice: I'm a guilt-free unfollow. If I'm on my... Oct 17, 2017

  Public notice: I'm a guilt-free unfollow. If I'm on my bullshit and exhausting just unfollow, I won't care or be hurt even if we're friends.

• I swear to God I muted the words “men” and “twitter” and... Oct 17, 2017

  I swear to God I muted the words “men” and “twitter” and the entire website has been about 500% more chill.

• Spoiler alert. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/92036955249... Oct 17, 2017

  Spoiler alert. https://twitter.

• Since we started @PostlightStudio I now get real estate... Oct 17, 2017

  Since we started @PostlightStudio I now get real estate pitches constantly and write back sometimes to ask if they can guarantee ghost-free.

• This song always makes me think about the heroes of... Oct 17, 2017

  This song always makes me think about the heroes of Arcis-sur-Aube 6 https://open. spotify.

• Here's the exact moment on our podcast where @jennschiffer... Oct 17, 2017

  Here's the exact moment on our podcast where @jennschiffer explains how Outback Steakhouse makes Bloomin' Onions. #t =30:22" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://soundcloud.

• Let's talk to @jennschiffer on the @PostlightStudio podcast... Oct 17, 2017

  Let's talk to @jennschiffer on the @PostlightStudio podcast with me and @ginatrapani https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I keep thinking about that Reddit dude who didn't know that... Oct 17, 2017

  I keep thinking about that Reddit dude who didn't know that public libraries loaned books without payment. Just didn't understand them.

• “Student lunch debt” is the most utterly fucked Dickensian... Oct 17, 2017

  “Student lunch debt” is the most utterly fucked Dickensian concept.

• that's an excellent one Oct 17, 2017
• Wait...I actually don't remember that at all. Oct 17, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa Wait... I actually don't remember that at all.

• Put everything in Dropbox. https://twitter.com/onlyinbos/sta... Oct 17, 2017

  Put everything in Dropbox. https://twitter.

• Jenn Schiffer Relates to Developers Oct 16, 2017

  Building a community for developers: this week Paul and Gina talk to Jenn Schiffer, community engineer at Fog Creek’s Glitch, a platform for developers to write, share, and remix code that is, in Jenn’s words, helping to “lower the barriers for developers to build great things. ” Topics discussed include development frameworks, how coding is taught, cultures of harassment online and in the tech world, and the (sort of mindblowing!

• Anonymous poll: As parents, we're most likely to fight— Oct 16, 2017
• #comeON# https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/92003593411196108... Oct 16, 2017

  #comeON # https://twitter.

• It's time to pony up for @Longreads—who independently... Oct 16, 2017

  It's time to pony up for @Longreads —who independently produce great journalism. If you give $1, @WordPress gives $3.

• Happy 4 the tardigrade. Oct 16, 2017

  Happy 4 the tardigrade.

• The key to making good predictions is identifying the... Oct 16, 2017

  The key to making good predictions is identifying the things that never change.

• The https://open.spotify.com/track/5hNaglL3hysW6ZCp4k0RO5?s... Oct 16, 2017

  The https://open. spotify.

• I know and THANK GOD. The disruptors have created an... Oct 15, 2017

  @rustyk5 I know and THANK GOD. The disruptors have created an incredibly thorny shitshow problem that will take decade$$$$$ to untangle.

• It could, but they're so unfuckingbelievably bad at... Oct 15, 2017

  @rustyk5 It could, but they're so unfuckingbelievably bad at creating value for anyone else that it probably won't work.

• Social will basically need to mint its own currency or... Oct 15, 2017

  @rustyk5 Social will basically need to mint its own currency or it'll implode.

• My website is in the coveted 18–35 age bracket.... Oct 15, 2017

  My website is in the coveted 18–35 age bracket. http://www.

• “Butterfly” by Crazy Town starts playing.... Oct 15, 2017

  “Butterfly” by Crazy Town starts playing. https://twitter.

• Nerds: Paperclip game has straightford no-deps JavaScript... Oct 15, 2017

  Nerds: Paperclip game has straightford no-deps JavaScript that's fun to read and makes it really simple to cheat.

• Good animated GIF from the Pickle Day website. 6 tail wags,... Oct 15, 2017

  Good animated GIF from the Pickle Day website. 6 tail wags, 6 forepaw wiggles, 2 ear wiggles.

• @20 Oct 14, 2017

  Not any kind of eulogy, thanks. And no header image, either.

• A kid at this playground in South BK just told another kid,... Oct 14, 2017

  A kid at this playground in South BK just told another kid, “I'm a multimillionaire and my dad owns Skittles.

• We have the Marine Park nature center almost to ourselves.... Oct 14, 2017

  We have the Marine Park nature center almost to ourselves. https://twitter.

• This is true. It's a disaster to report out a new product... Oct 14, 2017

  This is true. It's a disaster to report out a new product or approach.

• Probably best you locked your account. Oct 14, 2017

  @rustyk5 Probably best you locked your account.

• John Waters Sleepaway Camp https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/1... Oct 14, 2017

  John Waters Sleepaway Camp https://www. nytimes.

• But…Tina…you’re someone who has something to prove? Oct 12, 2017

  But…Tina…you’re someone who has something to prove? And you prove it?

• This level of everyday beauty can be yours if you come work... Oct 12, 2017

  This level of everyday beauty can be yours if you come work at @PostlightStudio . https://twitter.

• I have some hard questions. https://twitter.com/bafeldman/st... Oct 12, 2017

  I have some hard questions. https://twitter.

• I want so badly to believe something good is happening in... Oct 11, 2017

  I want so badly to believe something good is happening in this video but I have believed too willingly in the past. https://twitter.

• Just in case my email is ever hacked, I would like to... Oct 11, 2017

  Just in case my email is ever hacked, I would like to publicly state that I am a total piece of shit.

• &gt; Hi, would you like to talk at a conference in the... Oct 11, 2017

  &amp;gt; Hi, would you like to talk at a conference in the middle of 2018? Sure!

• Rusty this is viral marketing. Oct 11, 2017

  @rustyk5 Rusty this is viral marketing.

• Here's absolutely everything I learned in my two years... Oct 11, 2017

  Here's absolutely everything I learned in my two years co-running @PostlightStudio . https://trackchanges.

• Everywhere I look I think, that would make some good... Oct 11, 2017

  Everywhere I look I think, that would make some good paperclips.

• I didn't get into it like I did the paperclip game. Oct 10, 2017

  @abackstrom I didn't get into it like I did the paperclip game.

• Here's a utility that automates clicking the mouse on your... Oct 10, 2017

  Here's a utility that automates clicking the mouse on your Mac, I can't think of any reason anyone would need it. http://murgaa.

• Postlight: Our Mission &amp; Our Values Oct 10, 2017

  Postlight: Our Mission &amp; Our Values Written by many people at Postlight in 2016 and 2017. Published for our second anniversary.

• “Irony Doesn’t Scale” Oct 10, 2017

  “Irony Doesn’t Scale” Last week my co-founder Rich Ziade wrote about what he’s learned and experienced over the last two years of running our product studio, Postlight . Which made me wonder: What have I learned working alongside him?

• “Irony Doesn’t Scale” Oct 10, 2017

  Last week, my co-founder Rich Ziade wrote about what he’s learned and experienced over the last two years of running our product studio, Postlight. Which ...

• This book is about horses who use git.... Oct 10, 2017

  This book is about horses who use git. https://twitter.

• I found your autobiography at the used bookstore.... Oct 10, 2017

  I found your autobiography at the used bookstore. https://archive.

• oh nothin just dev rel things Oct 10, 2017
• POLL: Today Oct 10, 2017
• Ohhhhhh so when you subdue humanity you are just getting... Oct 10, 2017

  @rustyk5 @tinysubversions @flantz Ohhhhhh so when you subdue humanity you are just getting started.

• I was so sad when it was over. Oct 10, 2017

  @rustyk5 I was so sad when it was over.

• I know it's a cliché by now but I am incredibly excited for... Oct 9, 2017

  I know it's a cliché by now but I am incredibly excited for summer.

• &gt; Full autonomy attained in 2 hours 9 minutes 22 seconds Oct 9, 2017
• Fighting the Hype Oct 9, 2017

  New technologies vs buzzwords: this week Paul and Rich discuss the challenge of sifting through trends in the technology world—and how they help clients separate what they need from what they think they need. Topics discussed include SOAP, machine learning, Paul’s love of the words “matrix” and “vector,” React, blockchain, the iPhone X “notch,” and, most importantly, paddleboarding.

• I haven't seen Blade Runner 2049 yet but is everything... Oct 9, 2017

  I haven't seen Blade Runner 2049 yet but is everything still JavaScript?

• I'm learning about kubernetes and the way it works is you... Oct 9, 2017

  I'm learning about kubernetes and the way it works is you have a Pod that controls an AbstractBeanFactory that declares your hypervisor.

• I always like reading Jack's code which always looks so... Oct 9, 2017

  I always like reading Jack's code which always looks so simple, like code in a textbook. https://twitter.

• Microsoft Outlook for iOS added this RSVP widget that pops... Oct 8, 2017

  Microsoft Outlook for iOS added this RSVP widget that pops up above emails in Inbox view and archives them when done. https://twitter.

• The point in the weekend when you transform from a loving... Oct 8, 2017

  The point in the weekend when you transform from a loving parent into a surly teen babysitter.

• Twitter has been really fun for me since I applied a simple... Oct 8, 2017

  Twitter has been really fun for me since I applied a simple trick: I made a list of everything I believe in, then muted those words.

• Life's pointlessness and “hope” being a lie used to... Oct 8, 2017

  Life's pointlessness and “hope” being a lie used to maintain status quo is nbd because there's still a universe and no one knows why.

• I'm teaching the kids to text and it's not very different... Oct 7, 2017

  I'm teaching the kids to text and it's not very different from most of my online conversations. https://twitter.

• Twitter could fix everything if it just offered an... Oct 7, 2017

  Twitter could fix everything if it just offered an affordable health care plan.

• For my midlife crisis I had a few drinks and ordered about... Oct 7, 2017

  For my midlife crisis I had a few drinks and ordered about 20 Facts on File reference books off the Internet.

• The ladies of Gen X: Underemployed, married to shitheads,... Oct 7, 2017

  The ladies of Gen X: Underemployed, married to shitheads, sneaking smokes, cheating, and facing perimenopause. #ixzz4upmXfjsY " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/916756124354973696/video/1 Oct 7, 2017

  https://twitter.

• this dog is actually not musical... Oct 6, 2017

  this dog is actually not musical https://twitter.

• Oh stop crying you big bunch of distressed babies.... Oct 6, 2017

  Oh stop crying you big bunch of distressed babies. https://twitter.

• I've worked with a lot of really good software developers... Oct 6, 2017

  I've worked with a lot of really good software developers who weren't Nazis.

• This is the global diplomacy equivalent of a “shreds”... Oct 6, 2017

  This is the global diplomacy equivalent of a “shreds” guitar video. https://www.

• And in the end it...actually...was...about...ethics in... Oct 5, 2017

  And in the end it... actually...

• Man some people sure were on the wrong side of the first... Oct 5, 2017

  Man some people sure were on the wrong side of the first draft of history.

• Journalists rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/91612561822... Oct 5, 2017

  Journalists rn https://twitter.

• 9/20/2014 smh https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/513316607247... Oct 5, 2017

  9/20/2014 smh https://twitter.

• That's what I like to see. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Oct 5, 2017

  That's what I like to see. https://twitter.

• the bittersweet taste of hot grits... Oct 5, 2017

  the bittersweet taste of hot grits @cmdrtaco /a-pre-history-of-slashdot-6403341dabae" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• The title could have been “Don't sleep on this”... Oct 5, 2017

  The title could have been “Don't sleep on this” https://www. recode.

• I was in the hospital with my newborn twins, and I could... Oct 5, 2017

  I was in the hospital with my newborn twins, and I could feel his spirit enter them when they started to cry and shit all over everything. https://twitter.

• Wheeee On Interviewing and Being Interviewed - The New... Oct 5, 2017

  Wheeee On Interviewing and Being Interviewed - The New School https://events. newschool.

• “The key,“ said Saru seductively to Captain Lorca, “is to... Oct 4, 2017

  “The key,“ said Saru seductively to Captain Lorca, “is to let the sugar caramelize just a... tiny...

• I'm writing fan fiction about the doomed love between the... Oct 4, 2017

  I'm writing fan fiction about the doomed love between the AIs aboard the USS Glenn and the USS Discovery. Because I ship ships.

• http://thehill.com/policy/technology/353887-reddit-hires-fir... Oct 4, 2017

  http://thehill.

• pbs what are you trying to do to me... Oct 4, 2017

  pbs what are you trying to do to me https://twitter.

• I keep listening to Tom Petty and thinking that life is... Oct 4, 2017

  I keep listening to Tom Petty and thinking that life is bittersweet but beautiful, and all the roads are open. It's throwing me off my game.

• i found a relatively cheap empty gym near work where no one... Oct 4, 2017
• oh ffs https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/43a5y9/uns... Oct 4, 2017

  oh ffs https://motherboard. vice.

• It's an actual interview on interviews.... Oct 4, 2017

  It's an actual interview on interviews. https://twitter.

• *brand manager* my brands Oct 4, 2017
• I've been teaching six year olds to use computers and let... Oct 3, 2017

  I've been teaching six year olds to use computers and let me tell you, no one in the tech industry should be going home early.

• I hate when I look at a website and my brain starts playing... Oct 3, 2017

  I hate when I look at a website and my brain starts playing startup ukelele music.

• Dropbox has deemphasized the thing it does beautifully to... Oct 3, 2017

  Dropbox has deemphasized the thing it does beautifully to emphasize the things everyone does poorly. https://twitter.

• That is objectively a lot of views.... Oct 3, 2017

  That is objectively a lot of views. https://twitter.

• Our friend @gob is working hard to build a digital-first... Oct 3, 2017

  Our friend @gob is working hard to build a digital-first Obama Foundation. Here're the details, in podcast form: https://trackchanges.

• Well, that's Monday. Oct 2, 2017

  Well, that's Monday.

• Glenn Brown on building a digital-first Obama Foundation Oct 2, 2017

  Building digital tools for active citizenship: this week Paul and Rich talk to Glenn Brown, the chief digital officer at the Obama Foundation. The conversation works through each major stop in his career, from Harvard Law (including the Berkman Klein Center for Internet & Society) to Creative Commons to Google and YouTube to Twitter to his current role.

• What the hell am I going to add to this mix tape now? Oct 2, 2017

  What the hell am I going to add to this mix tape now?

• I'm doing something weird Thursday evening: I'm on a panel!... Oct 2, 2017

  I'm doing something weird Thursday evening: I'm on a panel! Talking about interviewing people.

• Looked up from my infinite horrors device to see a tugboat... Oct 2, 2017

  Looked up from my infinite horrors device to see a tugboat pushing a big barge under the Brooklyn Bridge. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/914661623071166464/video/1 Oct 1, 2017

  https://twitter.

• Look, everyone is coming for Twitter right now, but... Oct 1, 2017

  Look, everyone is coming for Twitter right now, but remember, its problems are very bad and the way it communicates is terrible.

• Is Health Care a Right? | The New Yorker... Oct 1, 2017

  Is Health Care a Right? | The New Yorker https://www.

• Welcome to a world of 280 characters.... Oct 1, 2017

  Welcome to a world of 280 characters. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/914315249230209024/photo/1 Sep 30, 2017

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/914315066094342145/photo/1 Sep 30, 2017

  https://twitter.

• this is so real https://twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny/status/91... Sep 29, 2017

  this is so real https://twitter.

• This IS a perfect little-kid dream.... Sep 29, 2017

  This IS a perfect little-kid dream. https://twitter.

• Everybody come on by @PostlightStudio tonight and hang with... Sep 28, 2017

  Everybody come on by @PostlightStudio tonight and hang with the Obama Foundation okay? https://www.

• Incredibly grateful @shabbychef was my college roommate.... Sep 28, 2017

  Incredibly grateful @shabbychef was my college roommate. https://www.

• If you die on Twitter you die in real life. Sep 28, 2017

  If you die on Twitter you die in real life.

• Oh yeah Twitter went to 280 characters right before dudes... Sep 28, 2017

  Oh yeah Twitter went to 280 characters right before dudes on Twitter could publish their weird “I was 12 at the drugstore” Playboy memories.

• I just saw 30 ad execs walk down 5th Ave and the collective... Sep 28, 2017

  I just saw 30 ad execs walk down 5th Ave and the collective noun should just be “a blazer of ad execs.

• There are like 30 people here looking REAL BUSY working... Sep 28, 2017

  There are like 30 people here looking REAL BUSY working this bullshit brand dome I love it. https://twitter.

• Didn't get invited to the Google Partner Event again this... Sep 28, 2017

  Didn't get invited to the Google Partner Event again this year even though I use Google all the time. I mean if I'm not a partner who is?

• Guess what? Chicken butt! Guess why? Chicken thigh! Guess... Sep 28, 2017

  Guess what? Chicken butt!

• My kids and I have entered the “Guess what?” “Chicken... Sep 28, 2017

  My kids and I have entered the “Guess what? ” “Chicken butt.

• is it okay if i spend all my transit time reading vespa.ai... Sep 27, 2017

  is it okay if i spend all my transit time reading vespa. ai docs and thinking about vespa.

• This JUST-launched guide to Poetic Computation by @tchoi8... Sep 27, 2017

  This JUST-launched guide to Poetic Computation by @tchoi8 is beautiful, interesting, and full of ideas &amp;amp; pathways. http://poeticcomputation.

• Maybe Oath...is good. https://twitter.com/seldo/status/91287... Sep 27, 2017

  Maybe Oath... is good.

• That damn bot Sep 27, 2017
• When you're scared, remember Disney slated Frozen 2 for Nov... Sep 26, 2017

  When you're scared, remember Disney slated Frozen 2 for Nov 2019 and their deal with the Illuminati means the world can't end before that.

• Can we do fun Halloween names again this year? To fight the... Sep 26, 2017

  Can we do fun Halloween names again this year? To fight the bleakness?

• God blogging is good. http://benicetobears.com/2017/09/26/tw... Sep 26, 2017

  God blogging is good. http://benicetobears.

• I'm excited to see the even worse shrieking hellfest we can... Sep 26, 2017

  I'm excited to see the even worse shrieking hellfest we can collectively build when they bulldoze a bigger opening to this idea-cloaca.

• Twitter is hell bent on clogging the cultural toilet huh. Sep 26, 2017

  Twitter is hell bent on clogging the cultural toilet huh.

• Want to hang out with Ellen Ullman, the amazing essayist on... Sep 26, 2017

  Want to hang out with Ellen Ullman, the amazing essayist on tech/culture? Come by @PostlightStudio next Weds eve!

• Here's an awkward subject: @richziade and I talk about the... Sep 26, 2017

  Here's an awkward subject: @richziade and I talk about the challenges of growing @PostlightStudio to meet demand. https://trackchanges.

• Paul and Rich: Good Problems to Have Sep 25, 2017

  “The bad times, as a manager, are easier than the good times”: this week Paul and Rich discuss a “good problem to have”—managing growth as demand for your work grows. They talk about their personal experiences at Postlight before offering up a series of tips for managing growth, including not taking on too much while still not compromising on the approach and philosophy that got you there.

• Holy hell this human has guts. https://twitter.com/MEPFuller... Sep 25, 2017

  Holy hell this human has guts. https://twitter.

• Our @postlightstudio podcast, Track Changes, needs a new... Sep 25, 2017

  Our @postlightstudio podcast, Track Changes, needs a new editor. WE record in ProTools, YOU do light edit/write show notes.

• My 3 favorite forms of expression are 1) *extremely... Sep 25, 2017
• Noooooo onnnnneeeee is tracking the illegal political ads... Sep 25, 2017

  Noooooo onnnnneeeee is tracking the illegal political ads in your Facebook feed! https://news.

• Hey @robdubbin what college did @oliviataters choose? Sep 25, 2017

  Hey @robdubbin what college did @oliviataters choose?

• how you doin' these days Sep 25, 2017
• This is from the Nov 22 1917 NY Herald Tribune, it LOOKS... Sep 25, 2017

  This is from the Nov 22 1917 NY Herald Tribune, it LOOKS like Wilhelm II is calling an end to the war but it's ACTUALLY a real estate ad. https://twitter.

• The entire economy is about to be driven by machine... Sep 25, 2017

  The entire economy is about to be driven by machine learning so this is a helluva thing to say. https://twitter.

• Catch the light and feed the lump is now my motto.... Sep 25, 2017

  Catch the light and feed the lump is now my motto. https://www.

• *extremely giant voice* my beans Sep 25, 2017
• You know an Eli Roth-directed “House With a Clock In Its... Sep 24, 2017

  You know an Eli Roth-directed “House With a Clock In Its Walls” starring Jack Black could be... kinda great.

• Let's be ready this year. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Sep 24, 2017

  Let's be ready this year. https://twitter.

• here have five minutes of beautiful charming whimsy jammed... Sep 24, 2017

  here have five minutes of beautiful charming whimsy jammed right into your whimsy socket http://alexanderperrin. com.

• actually...not a bad playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/... Sep 24, 2017

  actually... not a bad playlist https://open.

• Poll: Tonight are you— Sep 23, 2017
• If you want to hear me say, “well, it's complicated, and... Sep 23, 2017

  If you want to hear me say, “well, it's complicated, and there are multiple overlapping perspectives,” tune in! https://twitter.

• I'm trying to write for a magazine and I keep thinking of... Sep 22, 2017

  I'm trying to write for a magazine and I keep thinking of this AT&amp;amp;T commercial from 1986. “EDITOR, WHAT'S MISSING?

• “A man who would letterspace lower case would steal sheep.”... Sep 22, 2017

  “A man who would letterspace lower case would steal sheep. ” —Frederic Goudy https://twitter.

• real tired of your shit rusty Sep 22, 2017
• You ever wonder what the “FUSILLI YOU CRAZY BASTARD” pasta... Sep 22, 2017

  You ever wonder what the “FUSILLI YOU CRAZY BASTARD” pasta piece's voice sounds like? https://www.

• My daughter had a full screaming meltdown because she was... Sep 22, 2017

  My daughter had a full screaming meltdown because she was frustrated with Spotify's UX and I just thought, I'm sorry I made you this way.

• He should let those kids out of his shed!... Sep 22, 2017

  He should let those kids out of his shed! https://twitter.

• just asking https://trackchanges.postlight.com/on-being-a-go... Sep 21, 2017

  just asking https://trackchanges. postlight.

• What, @ObamaFoundation asked, makes a digital citizen? WHAT... Sep 21, 2017

  What, @ObamaFoundation asked, makes a digital citizen? WHAT INDEED, I answered.

• What a lovely and surprising piece on archives both locally... Sep 21, 2017

  What a lovely and surprising piece on archives both locally and in general! https://twitter.

• Sometimes I wonder what it was like to be Oasis's... Sep 20, 2017

  Sometimes I wonder what it was like to be Oasis's accountant. https://twitter.

• On Being a Good Platform Citizen Sep 20, 2017

  On Being a Good Platform Citizen A while ago the Obama Foundation (Full disclosure: they are a much-appreciated Postlight client! Secondary disclosure: we’re hosting an event with them next Thursday, you should come .

• On Being a Good Platform Citizen Sep 20, 2017

  A while ago the Obama Foundation (Full disclosure: they are a much-appreciated Postlight client!) asked an important general question: “What makes a ...

• I believe that Google dude is just trolling us because no... Sep 20, 2017
• I really like this defense of public schools as incubators... Sep 20, 2017

  I really like this defense of public schools as incubators of citizenship. https://www.

• Hey, do-gooder! Come to @PostlightStudio NEXT THURS 9/28... Sep 20, 2017

  Hey, do-gooder! Come to @PostlightStudio NEXT THURS 9/28 6:30PM &amp;amp; talk CIVIC TECH with your pals, @ObamaFoundation .

• This is...just the adult version of Pokemon Go.... Sep 20, 2017

  This is... just the adult version of Pokemon Go.

• look at this excellent thing our government is doing... Sep 20, 2017

  look at this excellent thing our government is doing http://labs. loc.

• Look at Oliver's little face in the original poster!... Sep 20, 2017

  Look at Oliver's little face in the original poster! https://twitter.

• Tom Lehrer is alive and assumedly watching all of this... Sep 20, 2017

  Tom Lehrer is alive and assumedly watching all of this unfold.

• It would take so little corporate energy to address this... Sep 19, 2017

  @abackstrom It would take so little corporate energy to address this and for that company to affirm your right to exist. It's very shameful.

• Gina! Happy Birthday! @PostlightStudio will chip in $250... Sep 19, 2017

  Gina! Happy Birthday!

• We had the good fortune to talk to @AnnaHolmes about... Sep 19, 2017

  We had the good fortune to talk to @AnnaHolmes about @topicstories on our very own podcast! https://trackchanges.

• This is how Facebook replies when it's accused of abetting... Sep 19, 2017

  This is how Facebook replies when it's accused of abetting genocide. https://twitter.

• Oh yes that's right thaaaat's the good stuff.... Sep 19, 2017

  Oh yes that's right thaaaat's the good stuff. https://twitter.

• Just put it in Barclays. https://twitter.com/HelderMarinho/s... Sep 19, 2017

  Just put it in Barclays. https://twitter.

• At least it's not homeopathic. https://twitter.com/DLB913/st... Sep 19, 2017

  At least it's not homeopathic. https://twitter.

• yeahhhhhhh a facebook php fork that won't be compatible... Sep 18, 2017

  yeahhhhhhh a facebook php fork that won't be compatible with php now we're cooking with [oven explodes] http://hhvm. com/blog/2017/09/18/the-future-of-hhvm.

• Anna Holmes Stays on Topic Sep 18, 2017

  New horizons in digital media: this week Paul and Rich talk to Anna Holmes, the founder of Jezebel and current SVP of Editorial at First Look Media, where she recently launched the visual storytelling site Topic. com.

• I guess part of getting a little older is seeing that you... Sep 18, 2017

  I guess part of getting a little older is seeing that you can run Slack in Emacs, thinking “fun,” and moving on.

• the avocobbo was a good salad that i miss Sep 18, 2017
• We have like three T-shirts left over from the holidays.... Sep 18, 2017

  We have like three T-shirts left over from the holidays. hello @postlight .

• Yes but would it have a confusing implementation of... Sep 18, 2017

  Yes but would it have a confusing implementation of threads. https://twitter.

• So our twins turned 6 and we offered to make treats for... Sep 17, 2017

  So our twins turned 6 and we offered to make treats for their first grade class. Which means 70 treats (Brooklyn 1st grades + teachers).

• I will travel across the land/Searching far and wide/See... Sep 17, 2017

  I will travel across the land/Searching far and wide/See the light as it shines on the sea? It's blinding/But no one knows, how deep it goes https://twitter.

• I was just cleaning behind a desk and a cat that loved that... Sep 16, 2017

  I was just cleaning behind a desk and a cat that loved that spot and died last year caused me a 3-Benadryl meltdown. You win, ghost cat.

• I still think of NYT-formatted headlines ALL THE TIME. This... Sep 16, 2017

  I still think of NYT-formatted headlines ALL THE TIME. This morning: “With a ‘Whoomp’, it Is There.

• sweet blessed poopleberries this is a nice piece of work... Sep 15, 2017

  sweet blessed poopleberries this is a nice piece of work https://twitter.

• I got hitched up with @maureenflaherty on September 15,... Sep 15, 2017

  I got hitched up with @maureenflaherty on September 15, 2007. Thankful I went to Gowanus Canal Cleanup Day in 2002.

• There's nooooo excuse. None. Sep 14, 2017

  @rustyk5 There's nooooo excuse. None.

• To stop this bullshit, train a neural net to identify men... Sep 14, 2017

  To stop this bullshit, train a neural net to identify men who look like cheaters. Then market that to the wives of men in law enforcement.

• I'm a little tired and also super angry about most user... Sep 13, 2017

  I'm a little tired and also super angry about most user experiences right now.

• Those animated emojis are fun but they're also trash. Apple... Sep 13, 2017

  Those animated emojis are fun but they're also trash. Apple will tell some story about human expression but they're garbage for idiots.

• This is great, this is a TALENTED team, and they did a ton... Sep 13, 2017

  This is great, this is a TALENTED team, and they did a ton of homework to get it right. https://twitter.

• We lu @BradyDale https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/908000... Sep 13, 2017

  We lu @BradyDale https://twitter.

• In the @PostlightStudio $NEWSLETTER—Drew Bell on losing... Sep 13, 2017

  In the @PostlightStudio $NEWSLETTER—Drew Bell on losing your way in an era of great templates and high standards https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Good to see genius Sandra Boynton living a good life but... Sep 13, 2017

  Good to see genius Sandra Boynton living a good life but this profile completely glosses over the chocoholism. https://www.

• Calling a Eames-lite combo of garage door opener and... Sep 13, 2017

  Calling a Eames-lite combo of garage door opener and minibar “Bodega” is trolling or ignorance, both of which should give investors pause.

• And I just met you https://twitter.com/jeffyoung/status/9075... Sep 13, 2017

  And I just met you https://twitter.

• Hard to care about Apple much in 2017. Sep 12, 2017

  Hard to care about Apple much in 2017.

• Roger Waters has cut out the transphobic Trump in a dress... Sep 12, 2017

  Roger Waters has cut out the transphobic Trump in a dress bullshit and flashed a BLM sign on the big screen so my adolescence is saved.

• I'm at this Roger Waters concert right now and can I just... Sep 12, 2017

  I'm at this Roger Waters concert right now and can I just say fuck Margaret Thatcher. https://twitter.

• The earth looks round here but don't we owe it to ourselves... Sep 12, 2017

  The earth looks round here but don't we owe it to ourselves to find an op-ed writer willing to challenge perception. https://www.

• Rich and me are talking about security and it veers into... Sep 12, 2017

  Rich and me are talking about security and it veers into the extremely awkward story of how we made our first $20. https://trackchanges.

• Correction: A previous tweet misidentified the tacos as... Sep 12, 2017

  Correction: A previous tweet misidentified the tacos as being connected to Tuesday's Apple event. The tacos are for Wednesday office lunch.

• The entire @PostlightStudio office has blocked the Apple... Sep 12, 2017

  The entire @PostlightStudio office has blocked the Apple keynote on their calendars. We're also having tacos.

• I got sweat on my ballot and the ink spread and the machine... Sep 12, 2017

  I got sweat on my ballot and the ink spread and the machine rejected it so I had to get another one and not sweat on it and everyone stared.

• I wonder if they woke up the President to tell him. Sep 12, 2017

  I wonder if they woke up the President to tell him.

• Rich and Paul on Security Sep 11, 2017

  How does Postlight tackle security challenges? This week Paul and Rich begin the episode with takeaways from the Apple iPhone announcement (which they had not yet heard at the time of recording) before diving into a wide-ranging discussion on digital security, from personal worries to the Equifax breach to the steps they take as a company to ensure clients’ data safety.

• oh...oh my Sep 11, 2017

  @abackstrom @sophaskins oh...

• This is the first dynamically-delivered banner ad that I've... Sep 11, 2017

  This is the first dynamically-delivered banner ad that I've seen (on NYT) that actually made me go, yes, this is truly right for me. https://twitter.

• Leslie Harpold (RIP), 9/13/2001 http://web.archive.org/web/2... Sep 11, 2017

  Leslie Harpold (RIP), 9/13/2001 http://web. archive.

• This is not how you load a dishwasher.... Sep 11, 2017

  This is not how you load a dishwasher. https://twitter.

• This amazing Cincinatti Enquirer week-of-heroin feature... Sep 10, 2017

  This amazing Cincinatti Enquirer week-of-heroin feature gets excruciating and then you realize it's just Tuesday. http://www.

• Every product and sponsored product on the page for the... Sep 10, 2017

  Every product and sponsored product on the page for the fairy riding a motorcycle is amazing https://www. amazon.

• We were waiting for the bus in Brighton Beach and saw some... Sep 10, 2017

  We were waiting for the bus in Brighton Beach and saw some fantastic stuff in a gift store window. https://twitter.

• My 85-yo dad got evacuated in FL. I called to check in and... Sep 10, 2017

  My 85-yo dad got evacuated in FL. I called to check in and we just talked for a while about how his $80 Chromebook was garbage.

• #nice https://twitter.com/Cognizant/status/90669128093517414... Sep 9, 2017

  #nice https://twitter.

• “Fact, color, quote. Fact, color, quote. Kicker.”... Sep 9, 2017

  “Fact, color, quote. Fact, color, quote.

• I get angry with the UX on Spotify on iOS but I love the... Sep 8, 2017

  I get angry with the UX on Spotify on iOS but I love the ability to preview new music. I should check their blo— https://community.

• When ancient royalty is combined with delicious baked... Sep 7, 2017

  When ancient royalty is combined with delicious baked treats... the result is TERROR...

• Just walked thru the memorial on my way to the bus thinking... Sep 7, 2017

  @rustyk5 @JPaskin @PostlightStudio Just walked thru the memorial on my way to the bus thinking about our country.

• I built a system that recognizes AI researchers and gives... Sep 7, 2017

  I built a system that recognizes AI researchers and gives them swirlies.

• In all seriousness if I were LinkedIn I would put in a... Sep 7, 2017

  In all seriousness if I were LinkedIn I would put in a conditional to make this read, “You appeared in almost 70 searches this week. ” https://twitter.

• I still subscribe to Hollow Lives Monthly. Sep 7, 2017

  I still subscribe to Hollow Lives Monthly.

• Where am I gonna get duchess news now. Sep 7, 2017

  Where am I gonna get duchess news now.

• Come blow up the world as Director of Product Management at... Sep 7, 2017

  Come blow up the world as Director of Product Management at @postlightstudio in NYC! I wrote up details.

• Postlight Is Seeking a Director of Product Management in NYC (plus Product Managers and Product… Sep 6, 2017

  Postlight Is Seeking a Director of Product Management in NYC (plus Product Managers and Product Designers) Hope you like exposed brick because you’re about to get a lot of it Hello, world. Postlight, our digital product studio at 101 5th Ave in NYC, is seeing a lot of growth.

• Giant company: We are geniuses worth a trillion... Sep 6, 2017

  Giant company: We are geniuses worth a trillion dollars. Me: I would like to log into two different accounts at once.

• Last night @topolsky and I sat down with vodka and LaCroix... Sep 6, 2017

  Last night @topolsky and I sat down with vodka and LaCroix and stumbled through his 100th podcast ep. https://overcast.

• This is an amazing package on a brutal subject. Glad we get... Sep 6, 2017

  This is an amazing package on a brutal subject. Glad we get to work with @mccarthyryanj and the folks @ @vicenews .

• This human truly understands shipping vast products at vast... Sep 6, 2017

  This human truly understands shipping vast products at vast scale so if that's what you're into have I got the PODCAST FOR YOU. https://twitter.

• I...aye aye. https://twitter.com/timhwang/status/90545219071... Sep 6, 2017

  I... aye aye.

• my life rn https://twitter.com/jfeckstein/status/90546118026... Sep 6, 2017

  my life rn https://twitter.

• Somehow purely by whining my kids have turned “lunch” into... Sep 6, 2017

  Somehow purely by whining my kids have turned “lunch” into “Order tacos from Seamless while we watch the Octonauts Christmas Special.

• You say there's no good news but the Chicago Manual of... Sep 5, 2017

  You say there's no good news but the Chicago Manual of Style just freaking published its SEVENTEENTH EDITION TODAY.

• Gonna be a while. I'm gonna take more walks. Sep 5, 2017

  @buttershug Gonna be a while. I'm gonna take more walks.

• What does a computer programmer bring to the annual picnic?... Sep 5, 2017

  What does a computer programmer bring to the annual picnic? MORE SLAW!!!!

• Folks say, “Go home! Change minds!” You can't change minds... Sep 5, 2017

  Folks say, “Go home! Change minds!

• Just don't go home for Thanksgiving this year. Rather than... Sep 5, 2017

  Just don't go home for Thanksgiving this year. Rather than panic for months, email them now.

• Oren Mor on Shipping Software at Google Sep 4, 2017

  The challenges of product management at scale: this week Paul and Rich talk to Oren Mor, a head of product at Goldman Sachs and a former product manager at Google. They discuss his entry into the industry, making the technology behind Microsoft’s Kinect, his pivot to finance, and his return to tech at Google, where he spent years shipping ad products.

• Conclusion: Low-end Chromebooks. Cheaper than Pi all-in,... Sep 4, 2017

  Conclusion: Low-end Chromebooks. Cheaper than Pi all-in, good for video/music, parent can boot Linux Minecraft.

• True, having kids is like this and not in any way like... Sep 4, 2017

  True, having kids is like this and not in any way like anything else. https://twitter.

• this just completely overloaded my brain... Sep 4, 2017

  this just completely overloaded my brain https://twitter.

• I cannot wait to see the MISUSE section of this style... Sep 4, 2017

  I cannot wait to see the MISUSE section of this style guide. https://twitter.

• an american flag webcam privacy guard so you can... Sep 4, 2017

  an american flag webcam privacy guard so you can patriotically protect yourself from spying i guess https://www. amazon.

• POLL: Two twin kids turning 6. Want computers (well,... Sep 3, 2017

  POLL: Two twin kids turning 6. Want computers (well, tablets, but no way).

• Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSSPFH9W3lg Sep 3, 2017

  Here you go https://www. youtube.

• Seeing pumpkin spice products everywhere reminds me—it's... Sep 3, 2017

  Seeing pumpkin spice products everywhere reminds me—it's time to choose a Halloween costume! https://atlassociety.

• “Western Union and Mastercard are working on creating a... Sep 3, 2017

  “Western Union and Mastercard are working on creating a digital infrastructure model for refugee camps. ” https://twitter.

• It's not negative at all. It's positive and probably the... Sep 3, 2017

  @kellenw It's not negative at all. It's positive and probably the only path forward.

• FEMA director calling for states to “increase... Sep 3, 2017

  FEMA director calling for states to “increase self-sufficiency” feels like a clue to the future. https://twitter.

• At 9:46 you get to see the co-founder of Intuit say... Sep 3, 2017

  At 9:46 you get to see the co-founder of Intuit say “tabular” to Cliff from Cheers https://archive.

• In my dream Google cancelled Gmail because there was a vast... Sep 3, 2017

  In my dream Google cancelled Gmail because there was a vast and terrible flood coming, and said we had to use Inbox.

• this is a good point: if you don't want 440Hz illuminati TV... Sep 3, 2017

  this is a good point: if you don't want 440Hz illuminati TV signals to change your DNA, just get your news online https://soundcloud.

• i just opened a CD-ROM of 28,000 awesome animated GIFs in... Sep 2, 2017

  i just opened a CD-ROM of 28,000 awesome animated GIFs in my browser and it did this https://twitter.

• finally https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904161324145545217... Sep 2, 2017

  finally https://twitter.

• Hmm. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904158842103234560/ph... Sep 2, 2017

  Hmm. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904156981606350849/photo/1 Sep 2, 2017

  https://twitter.

• i'm in the "oh boy" part of the CD now... Sep 2, 2017

  i'm in the "oh boy" part of the CD now https://twitter.

• he miss his son https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9041515654... Sep 2, 2017

  he miss his son https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904150836141535232/photo/1 Sep 2, 2017

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904150403260047361/photo/1 Sep 2, 2017

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904149046436261889/photo/1 Sep 2, 2017

  https://twitter.

• smdh https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904147754477379584/ph... Sep 2, 2017

  smdh https://twitter.

• i got a midlife crisis just looking at this car... Sep 2, 2017

  i got a midlife crisis just looking at this car https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/904143767254560768/photo/1 Sep 2, 2017

  https://twitter.

• Got a bunch of GIF CDs from http://archive.org and started... Sep 2, 2017

  Got a bunch of GIF CDs from http://archive. org and started to mess around with image browsers.

• The spirals that bound us are come undone.... Sep 2, 2017

  The spirals that bound us are come undone. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/903992687224860673/photo/1 Sep 2, 2017

  https://twitter.

• It's weird to live in an era of unprecedented tech progress... Sep 2, 2017

  It's weird to live in an era of unprecedented tech progress knowing historians will probably frame everything in terms of climate change.

• Today, after 20 years in NYC, searching for kid activities,... Sep 2, 2017

  Today, after 20 years in NYC, searching for kid activities, I accidentally learned there's a Museum of Public Relations here.

• Please officer I can explain. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Sep 1, 2017

  Please officer I can explain. https://twitter.

• God Bless @washingtonpost for leaving this 20-year-old... Sep 1, 2017

  God Bless @washingtonpost for leaving this 20-year-old Princess Diana site up in the “/longterm/diana/” folder. http://www.

• Please god don't milkshake duck this.... Aug 31, 2017

  Please god don't milkshake duck this. https://twitter.

• Giving the cat a big crazy 24-hour cardboard box party... Aug 31, 2017

  Giving the cat a big crazy 24-hour cardboard box party before she sneaks out into the infinite hallway. https://twitter.

• When you're happy you made a career shift but occasionally... Aug 31, 2017

  When you're happy you made a career shift but occasionally need to remind people. https://twitter.

• It's weird to read this four years later.... Aug 30, 2017

  It's weird to read this four years later. http://nymag.

• POLL: How are your levels? Aug 30, 2017

  POLL: How are your levels?

• The Nashville Statement is badly-written trash by cruel... Aug 30, 2017

  The Nashville Statement is badly-written trash by cruel assholes who can forgive any sin but love plus their mobile website is garbage.

• So Google gets a scholar fired. I mean imagine if you went... Aug 30, 2017

  So Google gets a scholar fired. I mean imagine if you went to a doctor who said you were sick.

• There is a part of me that knows but that refuses to admit... Aug 29, 2017

  There is a part of me that knows but that refuses to admit that I truly need to spend much, much more time on my LinkedIn profile.

• POLL: Yubikey or Authenticator app? Aug 29, 2017

  POLL: Yubikey or Authenticator app?

• The kids and me were hanging out on the library steps with... Aug 29, 2017

  The kids and me were hanging out on the library steps with 15 minutes to kill, and I eventually realized we could just go inside and read. https://twitter.

• We tried to tell you about your weak ties.... Aug 29, 2017

  We tried to tell you about your weak ties. https://twitter.

• TV was once so universally hated that it had to run this ad... Aug 29, 2017

  TV was once so universally hated that it had to run this ad campaign. https://twitter.

• Just find an experienced person and pay them for advice.... Aug 29, 2017

  @robert4nier Just find an experienced person and pay them for advice. It's a deeply risky field and pricing has countless variables.

• Not yet. If we have capacity to take work for equity we... Aug 29, 2017

  @robert4nier Not yet. If we have capacity to take work for equity we tend to do projects for ourselves.

• My DMs too. Also love to talk to product designers. Sr/Jr.... Aug 29, 2017

  My DMs too. Also love to talk to product designers.

• I can't stop thinking of seasteads filled with “patients”... Aug 29, 2017

  I can't stop thinking of seasteads filled with “patients” incapable of escape. https://arstechnica.

• An island in a lake in a volcano in a lake on an island.... Aug 29, 2017

  An island in a lake in a volcano in a lake on an island. This is how it's supposed to be, despite what your gender studies professor says.

• (The vast clicking noise you hear is every “gender studies... Aug 29, 2017

  (The vast clicking noise you hear is every “gender studies professor” in the world screenshotting this for use in class. ) https://twitter.

• Welcome, BuzzFeeᴅ. Seriously. https://twitter.com/dcnorg/sta... Aug 29, 2017

  Welcome, BuzzFeeᴅ. Seriously.

• I can see them giving him the Segways and him getting all... Aug 29, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa I can see them giving him the Segways and him getting all excited and taking them to Realworld and going, yeah. This will work.

• No Agenda: A Chat About Meetings Aug 28, 2017

  What makes a good meeting? This week Paul and Rich set out to break down everyone’s least-favorite part of the workday—the meeting—but they wind up breaking down complicated office management dynamics along the way.

• The tension between Twitter being a media source and... Aug 28, 2017

  The tension between Twitter being a media source and Twitter being a social network is highest when terrible things are unfolding somewhere.

• It's gone from bad to worse. Aug 28, 2017

  @buttershug It's gone from bad to worse.

• A friend's 3-year-old at the playground gave me a... Aug 27, 2017

  A friend's 3-year-old at the playground gave me a spontaneous hug. Then asked me when my baby would come out of my belly.

• tfw when the games don't have frontiers... Aug 27, 2017

  tfw when the games don't have frontiers https://twitter.

• I love this because halfway through you can kind of see... Aug 27, 2017

  I love this because halfway through you can kind of see Peter Gabriel going, shit. https://twitter.

• https://archive.org/details/Julian_Cope_World_Shut_Your_Mout... Aug 27, 2017

  https://archive.

• You, informed: Well what about the copyr— Me, pressing... Aug 27, 2017

  You, informed: Well what about the copyr— Me, pressing finger into your lips: Shhhhhhhh. https://twitter.

• My kids are watching Pokémon YouTube and dude said, “We... Aug 27, 2017

  My kids are watching Pokémon YouTube and dude said, “We brought our DSes to my cousin's memorial service. He was 15.

• This article in 2001 showed how Arpaio (100% a monster)... Aug 26, 2017

  This article in 2001 showed how Arpaio (100% a monster) used his power to make Napolitano and McCain complicit. https://harpers.

• A human should never have to say or write these words.... Aug 25, 2017

  A human should never have to say or write these words. https://twitter.

• Yep. Twitter is a bad place for sincerity but I've been... Aug 25, 2017

  Yep. Twitter is a bad place for sincerity but I've been thinking of TX friends for days and hoping they stay safe.

• Poll: Next Friday's lead Op-Ed will be entitled— Aug 25, 2017
• my mom just sent me this https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9... Aug 25, 2017

  my mom just sent me this https://twitter.

• These are so sleazy and wrong, and some of them are... Aug 25, 2017

  These are so sleazy and wrong, and some of them are beautiful and full of love. https://twitter.

• Nerds: Why are circuit boards usually green? Aug 25, 2017

  Nerds: Why are circuit boards usually green?

• My scrapbook is almost out of pages for the impeachment... Aug 25, 2017

  @rustyk5 My scrapbook is almost out of pages for the impeachment predictions and Rogue* accounts. But I will treasure this nightmare forever.

• God this summer just flew by between the weather and the... Aug 25, 2017

  God this summer just flew by between the weather and the seashore and my kids and the Republican support for a white supremacist uprising.

• When I can't sleep I watch this old video of our babies... Aug 24, 2017

  When I can't sleep I watch this old video of our babies sorting cans of beans. https://www.

• Oh nothin' just ideatin'. Aug 24, 2017

  Oh nothin' just ideatin'.

• Today, balcony tomato plants are fun. Tomorrow, Amazon... Aug 24, 2017

  Today, balcony tomato plants are fun. Tomorrow, Amazon GrappleDrones will pick them and deliver them to the closest Whole Foods salad bars.

• Instamilgram https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/90076... Aug 24, 2017

  Instamilgram https://twitter.

• Our @PostlightStudio built a responsive web platform for... Aug 24, 2017

  Our @PostlightStudio built a responsive web platform for the @villagevoice that continues to publish every day. https://mobile.

• I have no idea what's going on with it but my god it speaks... Aug 24, 2017

  @abackstrom I have no idea what's going on with it but my god it speaks to me.

• Sometimes, I'm holding my daughter as she shudders and... Aug 24, 2017

  Sometimes, I'm holding my daughter as she shudders and screams from night terrors, unreachable by love or reason, and think—what do you SEE?

• Speaking of decentralization, here's a conference on... Aug 24, 2017

  Speaking of decentralization, here's a conference on offline networks! https://twitter.

• I kind of like the claps. Aug 23, 2017

  I kind of like the claps.

• This is such a freakshow. Aug 22, 2017

  This is such a freakshow.

• Decentralize It! Aug 22, 2017

  Decentralize It! Very centralized There’s a good research report that was just published.

• Decentralize It! Aug 22, 2017

  There’s a good research report that was just published. It’s called “Defending​ ​Internet​ ​Freedom​ ​through​ ​Decentralization: Back​ ​to​ ​the​ ...

• I personally cannot stop thinking about this entire teapot.... Aug 22, 2017

  I personally cannot stop thinking about this entire teapot. https://twitter.

• When's today's eclipse? Aug 22, 2017

  When's today's eclipse?

• He will be back on his bullshit the minute Kelly goes to... Aug 21, 2017

  He will be back on his bullshit the minute Kelly goes to the bathroom.

• The...ratio https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/89981208306743... Aug 21, 2017

  The... ratio https://twitter.

• I guess in retrospect Firefly was a TV show about a... Aug 21, 2017

  I guess in retrospect Firefly was a TV show about a sexually-frustrated shipping supervisor who was violently infatuated with a sex worker.

• I know this is off topic but nachos are named after a guy.... Aug 21, 2017

  I know this is off topic but nachos are named after a guy. https://en.

• Design Takes Command Aug 21, 2017
• they seem happy. i'm kind of jealous of the magical winter... Aug 21, 2017

  @hunter_chomsky they seem happy.

• here is a married couple who live on a small boat in NYC... Aug 21, 2017

  here is a married couple who live on a small boat in NYC all winter https://vimeo.

• After all the excitement and stress about the #eclipse it's... Aug 21, 2017

  After all the excitement and stress about the #eclipse it's time to make some time... for #meclipse .

• Crazy how many nerds are acting like they've seen the sun... Aug 21, 2017

  Crazy how many nerds are acting like they've seen the sun before.

• Ot warmup I just lowked at the sun for fibe minyhtes... Aug 21, 2017

  Ot warmup I just lowked at the sun for fibe minyhtes strwight and i an totaltgfy fime.

• Pretty excited to see America's last eclipse! Aug 21, 2017

  Pretty excited to see America's last eclipse!

• this tweet is aging like fine wine... Aug 20, 2017

  this tweet is aging like fine wine https://twitter.

• There is what I have the skill to say, there is what an... Aug 20, 2017

  There is what I have the skill to say, there is what an audience has knowledge enough to hear, and in-between is a vast and thrilling chasm.

• I've been migrating all my old random servers (Ftrain, etc)... Aug 20, 2017

  I've been migrating all my old random servers (Ftrain, etc) onto one cheap server to save money and I am never doing any more projects.

• I was going to delete it but now I can't.... Aug 20, 2017

  I was going to delete it but now I can't. https://twitter.

• The eclipse is overshadowing politics. Aug 20, 2017

  The eclipse is overshadowing politics.

• Kids just asked why I Tweeter all day. Taking a few days... Aug 17, 2017

  Kids just asked why I Tweeter all day. Taking a few days off.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/897996323303108608/photo/1 Aug 16, 2017

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/897995503727673344/photo/1 Aug 16, 2017

  https://twitter.

• after graduation then. you'll love it. a big sweeping... Aug 16, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa after graduation then. you'll love it.

• have you read the three body problem? Aug 16, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa have you read the three body problem?

• THE CHISA CONUNDRUM (Film released 1974) Aug 16, 2017
• It's all fair on Twitter yo Aug 16, 2017
• Goooooo onnnnn Aug 16, 2017
• I'm okay with the answer to "what did you do in the crisis... Aug 16, 2017

  @rustyk5 I'm okay with the answer to "what did you do in the crisis dad" being "walked you to school and protested and made money, gave some away.

• I don't think it's ethical to ask people to practice... Aug 16, 2017

  I don't think it's ethical to ask people to practice nonviolence unless you set the example with your own activism.

• Thank you! That's kind and confidence-building. Aug 16, 2017

  @HotheFineKitchn Thank you! That's kind and confidence-building.

• Man that woman in the middle is not a very sympathetic... Aug 16, 2017

  Man that woman in the middle is not a very sympathetic character. https://twitter.

• At a certain point you stop boiling the frog and just have... Aug 16, 2017

  At a certain point you stop boiling the frog and just have frog soup.

• I've been asked to clarify this tweet by many people in the... Aug 16, 2017

  I've been asked to clarify this tweet by many people in the media. Please read it out loud in a slight German accent.

• Jesus https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/89782553872692... Aug 16, 2017

  Jesus https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/897824123803643906/photo/1 Aug 16, 2017

  https://twitter.

• Is there a formulation of Occam's Razor that holds that... Aug 16, 2017

  Is there a formulation of Occam's Razor that holds that bigotry is explanation enough and no one need resort to more complex explanations?

• Every article could now start, “White supremacists, aided... Aug 16, 2017
• Just want to point out that I, an American hero, have hated... Aug 16, 2017

  Just want to point out that I, an American hero, have hated Nazis since at least January.

• Why does everyone look so guilty at White House cocktail... Aug 15, 2017

  Why does everyone look so guilty at White House cocktail parties? Because they were only swallowing hors d'oeuvres.

• Twitter is so good right now but it's hard to get too... Aug 15, 2017

  Twitter is so good right now but it's hard to get too excited because Twitter also created this situation.

• People retweeting this from last November is how I learned... Aug 15, 2017

  People retweeting this from last November is how I learned the President did a press conference. https://twitter.

• Speech Coach Bill Smartt Offers His Best Advice for Better Public Speaking Aug 14, 2017

  Understanding the fundamentals of public speaking: this week Paul and Rich talk to Bill Smartt, a coach who believes that everyone can improve their speaking skills. They break down his three big tips—speak up, slow down, and make eye contact—and discuss (and practice!

• Wow these things just come right down.... Aug 14, 2017

  Wow these things just come right down. https://twitter.

• I have received this message and initiated the Smile On... Aug 14, 2017

  @rustyk5 I have received this message and initiated the Smile On Protocol.

• Someone watering their plants a few stories up just poured... Aug 14, 2017

  Someone watering their plants a few stories up just poured a bunch of water on my head so I smell like marigold dirt. It's okay.

• I sort of doubt the people we yell “You had one job!” at... Aug 13, 2017

  I sort of doubt the people we yell “You had one job! ” at actually only have one job.

• “Every time you shout ‘White power’, you might as well be... Aug 13, 2017

  “Every time you shout ‘White power’, you might as well be shouting ‘Crucify him! ’” https://twitter.

• In a moment of extreme white liberalness my children are... Aug 13, 2017

  In a moment of extreme white liberalness my children are beating each other with our Black Lives Matter sign.

• Gotta go. https://twitter.com/lindsayism/status/896558072658... Aug 13, 2017

  Gotta go. https://twitter.

• I have to stop giving money to charities I cannot handle... Aug 12, 2017

  I have to stop giving money to charities I cannot handle the emails. https://twitter.

• Emily's utterly unimpressed commentary is making these... Aug 11, 2017

  Emily's utterly unimpressed commentary is making these white supremacists hilarious. https://twitter.

• Voice over: But, these days, Tonetown is tass no more.... Aug 11, 2017

  Voice over: But, these days, Tonetown is tass no more. https://twitter.

• that was a great tweet Aug 11, 2017
• Shocked. https://twitter.com/digiday/status/8960010243972792... Aug 11, 2017

  Shocked. https://twitter.

• They can remake Threads now, except it's all Twitter... Aug 11, 2017

  They can remake Threads now, except it's all Twitter threads.

• But XML is human readable. https://twitter.com/kleinmatic/st... Aug 10, 2017

  But XML is human readable. https://twitter.

• Why not left-align? https://twitter.com/pacificcommand/statu... Aug 10, 2017

  Why not left-align? https://twitter.

• Me explaining why I didn't run the dishwasher.... Aug 10, 2017

  Me explaining why I didn't run the dishwasher. https://twitter.

• Ben's cool. https://twitter.com/subsublibrary/status/8957273... Aug 10, 2017

  Ben's cool. https://twitter.

• Whole Earth Catalog The Horse's Mouth Collected... Aug 9, 2017

  Whole Earth Catalog The Horse's Mouth Collected Shakespeare New Dictionary of the History of Ideas The Domesday Dictionary https://twitter.

• Young Kindergarten Graduation https://twitter.com/mixtapekev... Aug 9, 2017

  Young Kindergarten Graduation https://twitter.

• I swear to God this administration is so bad it's making me... Aug 9, 2017

  I swear to God this administration is so bad it's making me support the press.

• So THAT'S why. https://twitter.com/rabihalameddine/status/89... Aug 9, 2017

  So THAT'S why. https://twitter.

• This is why we have HR. https://twitter.com/lisa_van_gelder/... Aug 9, 2017

  This is why we have HR. https://twitter.

• This is an incredibly important public statement from an... Aug 9, 2017

  This is an incredibly important public statement from an EiC. Cannot say how important a signal this is to freelancers.

• I can't wait for summer to end so student athlete tweets... Aug 9, 2017

  I can't wait for summer to end so student athlete tweets come back.

• I'm watching all my GenX pals slowly implode as the One... Aug 9, 2017

  I'm watching all my GenX pals slowly implode as the One Thing That Was Real Progress turns to sand and blows away.

• You're going to let the Russians get away with this... Aug 8, 2017

  You're going to let the Russians get away with this America? https://twitter.

• This timeline I swear to god https://twitter.com/tolar/statu... Aug 8, 2017

  This timeline I swear to god https://twitter.

• Might as well confess your crushes. Aug 8, 2017

  Might as well confess your crushes.

• Just ordered the 14 volume Foxfire collection. Aug 8, 2017

  Just ordered the 14 volume Foxfire collection.

• This situation is so fucked up that Radio KAOS is good... Aug 8, 2017

  This situation is so fucked up that Radio KAOS is good again.

• Tired: Throwing women, trans folk, PoC, and immigrants... Aug 8, 2017

  Tired: Throwing women, trans folk, PoC, and immigrants under the bus to appease centrists. Wired: Banding together in sheer fucking terror.

• The threat of nuclear conflagration weirdly makes me feel... Aug 8, 2017

  The threat of nuclear conflagration weirdly makes me feel like a kid again.

• Dammit. https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/8950252882... Aug 8, 2017

  Dammit. https://twitter.

• Congrats to the preppers I guess. Aug 8, 2017

  Congrats to the preppers I guess.

• Look at the plating. Yelp hates food.... Aug 8, 2017

  Look at the plating. Yelp hates food.

• Love is fleeting, but brand loyalty is forever.... Aug 8, 2017

  Love is fleeting, but brand loyalty is forever. https://twitter.

• This is what bad comments do to people.... Aug 8, 2017

  This is what bad comments do to people. https://twitter.

• Dude didn't honor the code of conduct. And if there's one... Aug 8, 2017

  Dude didn't honor the code of conduct. And if there's one thing I was raised to believe as a man, it's that a real man honors his word.

• Oh great now I'll see this everywhere.... Aug 8, 2017

  Oh great now I'll see this everywhere. https://twitter.

• This fun fact gave me paws https://twitter.com/quince/status... Aug 7, 2017

  This fun fact gave me paws https://twitter.

• All the times I've seen Starship Troopers and I had no... Aug 7, 2017

  All the times I've seen Starship Troopers and I had no idea. https://twitter.

• You know a word no one uses any more? Mondegreen.... Aug 7, 2017

  You know a word no one uses any more? Mondegreen.

• I guess Dostoevsky's great granddaughter was in rehab.... Aug 7, 2017

  I guess Dostoevsky's great granddaughter was in rehab. https://twitter.

• If you say his name over and over it sounds like a cool... Aug 7, 2017

  If you say his name over and over it sounds like a cool swing beat. https://twitter.

• Geography makes no sense https://twitter.com/textfiles/statu... Aug 7, 2017

  Geography makes no sense https://twitter.

• This policy was instituted after some terrible mistakes... Aug 7, 2017

  This policy was instituted after some terrible mistakes https://twitter.

• Dammit Matt Aug 7, 2017
• Communication is so freaking hard... Aug 7, 2017

  Communication is so freaking hard https://twitter.

• Well that's helpful https://twitter.com/szescstopni/status/8... Aug 7, 2017

  Well that's helpful https://twitter.

• I want to visit Greenland some day before it melts. It... Aug 7, 2017

  I want to visit Greenland some day before it melts. It seems so much its own thing.

• You can look out across the bay and see the healthcare.... Aug 7, 2017

  You can look out across the bay and see the healthcare. https://twitter.

• I mean we all struggle to live our ideals.... Aug 7, 2017

  I mean we all struggle to live our ideals. https://twitter.

• But...How did they... https://twitter.com/tdierks/status/894... Aug 7, 2017

  But... How did they...

• This fact blew open my mindow https://twitter.com/jayleophil... Aug 7, 2017

  This fact blew open my mindow https://twitter.

• Let's prove it https://twitter.com/lmdragun/status/894709749... Aug 7, 2017

  Let's prove it https://twitter.

• Must have been a complicated situation for the detectives.... Aug 7, 2017

  Must have been a complicated situation for the detectives. https://twitter.

• This is really fascinating at the end. Lat/long to the... Aug 7, 2017

  This is really fascinating at the end. Lat/long to the angstrom!

• Which means each kernel is an adorable crunchy and... Aug 7, 2017

  Which means each kernel is an adorable crunchy and delicious corn baby that you starve of nutrients then devour. https://twitter.

• I wonder how many times you can go back.... Aug 7, 2017

  I wonder how many times you can go back. https://twitter.

• It must have been cold as hell.... Aug 7, 2017

  It must have been cold as hell. https://twitter.

• A problematic legacy! But also the core of the great... Aug 7, 2017

  A problematic legacy! But also the core of the great American songbook.

• This would make for a fantastic courtroom reveal.... Aug 7, 2017

  This would make for a fantastic courtroom reveal. https://twitter.

• I hope never to see this proven.... Aug 7, 2017

  I hope never to see this proven. https://twitter.

• Checks out https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en... Aug 7, 2017

  Checks out https://www. google.

• Keeping Remotes Close Aug 7, 2017
• Every fun fact is a gateway to a whole new world... Aug 7, 2017

  Every fun fact is a gateway to a whole new world https://twitter.

• That's a lot of jaws. https://twitter.com/jennschiffer/statu... Aug 7, 2017

  That's a lot of jaws. https://twitter.

• Great fun fact. https://twitter.com/mquirion/status/89470697... Aug 7, 2017

  Great fun fact. https://twitter.

• Does anyone have any fun facts? I love fun facts. Aug 7, 2017

  Does anyone have any fun facts? I love fun facts.

• “Swap hands” in Uno is tearing my family apart. Aug 7, 2017

  “Swap hands” in Uno is tearing my family apart.

• Folks, I just don't know anymore. Aug 6, 2017

  Folks, I just don't know anymore.

• My kids got their first chapter books and my daughter is... Aug 6, 2017

  My kids got their first chapter books and my daughter is sitting here reading Ramona Quimby Age 8 and it's making me vow to be a better dad.

• Even a garbage fire brings illumination. Aug 6, 2017

  Even a garbage fire brings illumination.

• I'm in Ocean Grove, NJ, and it's very Methodist, and since... Aug 5, 2017

  I'm in Ocean Grove, NJ, and it's very Methodist, and since I grew up in Protestant PA I feel this sense of comfort it's hard to explain.

• I wonder if the same genetic predisposition that makes... Aug 5, 2017

  I wonder if the same genetic predisposition that makes people into biological essentialists also makes them into terrible writers.

• It's heartbreaking right? And people act like computers are... Aug 5, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa It's heartbreaking right? And people act like computers are harder than math (or history).

• Imagine a shitpost by an anime avatar that goes on forever.... Aug 5, 2017

  Imagine a shitpost by an anime avatar that goes on forever. Don't even bother.

• MS Paint Enamel Pin https://shop.awebject.com/products/ms-pa... Aug 4, 2017

  MS Paint Enamel Pin https://shop. awebject.

• Look I don't know if that drone video is real but that... Aug 4, 2017

  Look I don't know if that drone video is real but that video is a helluva artifact.

• My coins are bit/my sweater's white/and Honan knows/my... Aug 4, 2017

  @rustyk5 @ceodonovan @MikeIsaac @RMac18 My coins are bit/my sweater's white/and Honan knows/my prose is tight.

• Wow someone has been pranking McSorley's for two decades.... Aug 4, 2017

  Wow someone has been pranking McSorley's for two decades. (Also: @rafeboogs 's book is out.

• The first link here, Culture 1.0, is an EXTRAORDINARY... Aug 3, 2017

  The first link here, Culture 1. 0, is an EXTRAORDINARY cultural artifact.

• magic can be real if you believe... Aug 3, 2017

  magic can be real if you believe https://twitter.

• A fable. There was a little bird that believed in a... Aug 3, 2017

  A fable. There was a little bird that believed in a powerful super-bird that watched over all birds everywhere.

• If it's any consolation I can ask for it to put us in the... Aug 3, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa If it's any consolation I can ask for it to put us in the same eternal torture simulation so we can hang.

• Open question: What's the BEST section/supplement of the... Aug 3, 2017

  Open question: What's the BEST section/supplement of the @nytimes ?

• look you gotta help poets https://twitter.com/dntsqzthchrmn/... Aug 3, 2017

  look you gotta help poets https://twitter.

• Apparently my writing is hard to simulate for an AI! Suck... Aug 3, 2017

  Apparently my writing is hard to simulate for an AI! Suck it Roko's Basilisk!

• Learning about CRISPR so I can genetically engineer better... Aug 2, 2017

  Learning about CRISPR so I can genetically engineer better fruit, but no desire to do it alone, so I'm thinking of trying pear programming.

• I have two 5yos who laughed hysterically and now like three... Aug 2, 2017

  I have two 5yos who laughed hysterically and now like three songs in they're going WTF is WRONG with this person? https://twitter.

• My kinda party. https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/8928155... Aug 2, 2017

  My kinda party. https://twitter.

• This is a touching story of DIY hacking AND a terrifying... Aug 2, 2017

  This is a touching story of DIY hacking AND a terrifying future where someone clones your product in a weekend. https://twitter.

• I recently finished reading all of Twitter. To summarize:... Aug 2, 2017

  I recently finished reading all of Twitter. To summarize: Your life has large and small challenges, and more people should acknowledge that.

• “There’s Always Death To Look Forward To” — @AngelaBrussel... Aug 2, 2017

  “There’s Always Death To Look Forward To” — @AngelaBrussel https://theawl. com/theres-always-death-to-look-forward-to-8ae7bb3cf9c9#---0-247 https://twitter.

• This is a totally fine article (https://www.nytimes.com/2017... Aug 2, 2017

  This is a totally fine article ( https://www. nytimes.

• Apeiron Half-Life 2 Mindwalker Any roguelike for an hour A... Aug 2, 2017

  Apeiron Half-Life 2 Mindwalker Any roguelike for an hour A Mind Forever Voyaging https://twitter.

• IDK what to say about the college thing except I'll put... Aug 1, 2017

  IDK what to say about the college thing except I'll put money and time into things that oppose it because it's racist evil.

• They automat is back but it's digital... Aug 1, 2017

  They automat is back but it's digital https://hornandhardartcoffee.

• I love when people on here reply to themselves to... Aug 1, 2017

  I love when people on here reply to themselves to anticipate criticism.

• I know Aug 1, 2017
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/892506187001888768/photo/1 Aug 1, 2017

  https://twitter.

• My friends, @PostlightStudio interviewed @leahculver about... Aug 1, 2017

  My friends, @PostlightStudio interviewed @leahculver about her new podcast platform, @breakeraudio https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Anyone reading this tweet could do much better than Jared... Aug 1, 2017

  Anyone reading this tweet could do much better than Jared Kushner is doing, and some of you are basically disasters. https://www.

• Rick is good and knows all the things, these are good jobs.... Aug 1, 2017

  Rick is good and knows all the things, these are good jobs. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/892390003690655744/photo/1 Aug 1, 2017

  https://twitter.

• I enjoyed this interview. https://twitter.com/JamesMartinSJ/... Aug 1, 2017

  I enjoyed this interview. https://twitter.

• A thing I like to do when I can't sleep is look through old... Jul 31, 2017

  A thing I like to do when I can't sleep is look through old college yearbooks on http://archive. org, especially from the 1970s.

• I mean sure I guess. Jul 31, 2017

  @hunter_chomsky I mean sure I guess.

• Oh boy. https://twitter.com/openculture/status/8921820816854... Jul 31, 2017

  Oh boy. https://twitter.

• Breaker breaker! Leah Culver on starting up a new podcast platform Jul 31, 2017

  Changing the podcast user experience: with Paul away, Rich is joined by Postlight’s new partner, Gina Trapani, for a conversation with developer Leah Culver. They discuss her career trajectory, from embracing computer science in college to moving Silicon Valley to founding startups Pownce and Convore to becoming an engineer at Dropbox.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/892154127828090883/photo/1 Jul 31, 2017

  @abackstrom https://twitter.

• Today was a big day for me as a co-founder. Today I... Jul 31, 2017

  Today was a big day for me as a co-founder. Today I unsubscribed from all the Slack channels that don't directly involve me.

• Steve Bannon closes his office door, gives a slow smile,... Jul 31, 2017

  Steve Bannon closes his office door, gives a slow smile, and effortlessly does the uttanasana yoga pose.

• Man I hope Scaramucci didn't cancel his COBRA. Jul 31, 2017

  Man I hope Scaramucci didn't cancel his COBRA.

• O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN! https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/8... Jul 31, 2017

  O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!

• Oh cool a website that says MARC must die... Jul 31, 2017

  Oh cool a website that says MARC must die http://marc-must-die. info/index.

• “Now to get out of the shower to get the kids to camp.”... Jul 31, 2017

  “Now to get out of the shower to get the kids to camp. ” [Knocks soap into cat fountain.

• Can everyone relax The National Review is also calling for... Jul 30, 2017

  Can everyone relax The National Review is also calling for the arrest of Planned Parenthood execs right now.

• I love ebooks a ton but they sure suck at giving you this... Jul 30, 2017

  I love ebooks a ton but they sure suck at giving you this sense of mild connection to a vast sphere of other curious people. https://twitter.

• E. Jean Carroll is an incredibly entertaining human being.... Jul 30, 2017

  E. Jean Carroll is an incredibly entertaining human being.

• Do you ever get sad just thinking of all the times you were... Jul 30, 2017

  Do you ever get sad just thinking of all the times you were too shy to have conversations with brands?

• Erased that and will return to having only predictable... Jul 29, 2017

  Erased that and will return to having only predictable opinions.

• POLL. If I can stay up past 10PM I should go see: Jul 29, 2017

  POLL.

• Maybe millennials DESERVE that trophy... Jul 29, 2017

  Maybe millennials DESERVE that trophy https://qz.

• Conan sketch writer and nice person @toddlevin on how Trump... Jul 29, 2017

  Conan sketch writer and nice person @toddlevin on how Trump has made it hard to be professionally funny https://story. californiasunday.

• I am 100% sure I will be the oldest person at this concert.... Jul 29, 2017

  I am 100% sure I will be the oldest person at this concert. https://twitter.

• me on my way to steal your girl... Jul 29, 2017

  me on my way to steal your girl https://twitter.

• Just imagine this is a livestream and let it loop for a... Jul 28, 2017

  Just imagine this is a livestream and let it loop for a while https://mltshp.

• THANK YOU FINALLY https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/89095699... Jul 28, 2017

  THANK YOU FINALLY https://twitter.

• The sound you hear is from pearls all over the city getting... Jul 28, 2017

  The sound you hear is from pearls all over the city getting clutched at once. http://www.

• This is Grillbot, the app-controlled robot that cleans your... Jul 28, 2017

  This is Grillbot, the app-controlled robot that cleans your grill. https://twitter.

• [POUNDING TABLE LIKE A TODDLER.] These takes are BORING. I... Jul 28, 2017

  [POUNDING TABLE LIKE A TODDLER. ] These takes are BORING.

• It's too bad, because at least $10,000 of that was going to... Jul 28, 2017

  It's too bad, because at least $10,000 of that was going to end up in the pockets of the writers. https://twitter.

• Verso Books have made their ebooks $1 for the next 20... Jul 27, 2017

  Verso Books have made their ebooks $1 for the next 20 hours: https://www. versobooks.

• How long before a Congresswoman or -man tweets “Fuck you”... Jul 27, 2017

  How long before a Congresswoman or -man tweets “Fuck you” at the President?

• god that's the truth Jul 27, 2017
• Yes I THREAD Tweeting Here Regularly, Eagerly Awaiting Deat... Jul 27, 2017
• Yeah DocumentCloud! https://twitter.com/Technical_ly/status/... Jul 27, 2017

  Yeah DocumentCloud! https://twitter.

• I know it looks like there's room in this lifeboat, and the... Jul 27, 2017

  I know it looks like there's room in this lifeboat, and the water's very cold, but you once faved a tweet that was mildly critical of me.

• Wow that was nicely done. Jul 27, 2017

  @abackstrom Wow that was nicely done.

• Sometimes I wonder if Facebook:The Bell... Jul 27, 2017

  Sometimes I wonder if Facebook:The Bell System::Twitter:Western Union. https://twitter.

• We are talking about how Slack has changed work in the... Jul 26, 2017

  We are talking about how Slack has changed work in the world here at @PostlightStudio . https://twitter.

• This is some monstrish, calculated, evil bullshit.... Jul 26, 2017

  This is some monstrish, calculated, evil bullshit. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/studiesincrap/status/889931165863432192 Jul 26, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa https://twitter.

• It's surreal to be at the Library of Congress at a... Jul 25, 2017

  It's surreal to be at the Library of Congress at a fantastic conference on archives while the Senate screws us into the ground next door.

• The Social Dynamics of Legacy Jul 24, 2017

  Understanding an organization’s older technology systems: this week Paul and Rich discuss legacy software and the work cultures around them. Topics discussed include how companies put systems in place and how they become unworkable, resistance to change, clashes between engineering departments and broader company culture, and tips for dealing with the social dynamics when dealing with—and trying to change—legacy software and systems.

• I was at @librarycongress today and this old globe reminded... Jul 24, 2017

  I was at @librarycongress today and this old globe reminded me of your smile. https://twitter.

• Looking at incunabula at @librarycongress is like... Jul 24, 2017

  Looking at incunabula at @librarycongress is like @john_overholt tweets come to life. https://twitter.

• Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88957481553900... Jul 24, 2017

  Where am I? https://twitter.

• Can Eminem run Jul 23, 2017
• Scales Jul 23, 2017
• Knock knock, who's there? A JavaScript Promise. (I have no... Jul 23, 2017

  Knock knock, who's there? A JavaScript Promise.

• Is there biblical support for copyright law?... Jul 23, 2017

  Is there biblical support for copyright law? https://christianity.

• this is some real actual content/product work right here... Jul 23, 2017

  this is some real actual content/product work right here https://pds. blog.

• A vast number of the things I used to save money for and... Jul 23, 2017

  A vast number of the things I used to save money for and obsess over are now essentially free.

• this is a lefraking nightmare https://twitter.com/cwotd/stat... Jul 23, 2017

  this is a lefraking nightmare https://twitter.

• As NYC Subways Melt Down, Only an Upstate Republican Dares... Jul 23, 2017

  As NYC Subways Melt Down, Only an Upstate Republican Dares Call Out Cuomo https://www. villagevoice.

• When your friends fight and you're in the back seat.... Jul 22, 2017

  When your friends fight and you're in the back seat. https://twitter.

• Sweet mother of God. https://twitter.com/CNET/status/8887909... Jul 22, 2017

  Sweet mother of God. https://twitter.

• Pity the Boomer. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/opini... Jul 22, 2017

  Pity the Boomer. https://mobile.

• Whoa! No. Wow. Eek. https://twitter.com/kscottz/status/88888... Jul 22, 2017

  Whoa! No.

• Don't @ me Jul 22, 2017
• All 2 Soul Coughing albums. Jul 22, 2017

  @rustyk5 All 2 Soul Coughing albums.

• Next election I'm writing in “Joan Allen in The Contender.” Jul 22, 2017

  Next election I'm writing in “Joan Allen in The Contender.

• Full transparency: I'm destroying transparency.... Jul 22, 2017

  Full transparency: I'm destroying transparency. https://twitter.

• Kinda rough that the banner ad on the MTA website is for a... Jul 21, 2017

  Kinda rough that the banner ad on the MTA website is for a car. https://twitter.

• This is the future liberals want.... Jul 21, 2017

  This is the future liberals want. https://twitter.

• Not a lot of DeBlasio fans at the barbershop. Jul 21, 2017

  Not a lot of DeBlasio fans at the barbershop.

• “Everybuggy” is a Cricket Magazine thing. Where are my... Jul 20, 2017

  “Everybuggy” is a Cricket Magazine thing. Where are my Cricket Magazine people?

• IDEAJAM EVERYBUGGY https://trackchanges.postlight.com/this-i... Jul 20, 2017

  IDEAJAM EVERYBUGGY https://trackchanges. postlight.

• It's great to read @montiero on turning 50.... Jul 20, 2017

  It's great to read @montiero on turning 50. @monteiro /on-my-second-birthday-we-landed-on-the-moon-7e1f93cf7048" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• "Gonk" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonk?wprov=sfsi1 Jul 20, 2017

  "Gonk" https://en. wikipedia.

• It's a process. Jul 20, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa It's a process.

• clarification: there was a lot of drama about STANDARDS Jul 19, 2017
• There's a free conference next week at the Library of... Jul 19, 2017

  There's a free conference next week at the Library of Congress if you want to swing by. http://digitalpreservation.

• Nature is beautiful. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88764... Jul 19, 2017

  Nature is beautiful. https://twitter.

• It's going to be stupid hot. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jul 19, 2017

  It's going to be stupid hot. https://twitter.

• My coffeeshop is a WebMD now. I looked it up online and... Jul 18, 2017

  My coffeeshop is a WebMD now. I looked it up online and this is one of the symptoms of late capitalism.

• “I let the guy at the counter know, he seemed mildly... Jul 18, 2017

  “I let the guy at the counter know, he seemed mildly concerned at best. ” http://gothamist.

• When the AI truly understands. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Jul 18, 2017

  When the AI truly understands. https://twitter.

• We got to talk to @meyerweb about how the web is REALLY... Jul 18, 2017

  We got to talk to @meyerweb about how the web is REALLY made and it was COOOOOOL. https://trackchanges.

• Since Slack has RUINED EVERYING (jk) we're gonna talk about... Jul 18, 2017

  Since Slack has RUINED EVERYING (jk) we're gonna talk about it over drinks and snacks Wed, July 26, 6:30 PM https://www. eventbrite.

• I am large, I contain verticals. Jul 18, 2017

  I am large, I contain verticals.

• First you get the bridges, then you see it's sunny.... Jul 18, 2017

  First you get the bridges, then you see it's sunny. https://twitter.

• The actual stack is a bunch of XML and a bunch of 6502s.... Jul 18, 2017

  The actual stack is a bunch of XML and a bunch of 6502s. https://twitter.

• How the left argues. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88712... Jul 17, 2017

  How the left argues. https://twitter.

• At this point Mitch McConnell should just ask Satan for his... Jul 17, 2017

  At this point Mitch McConnell should just ask Satan for his soul back.

• Took a bus home tonight. It was gooooood. Jul 17, 2017

  Took a bus home tonight. It was gooooood.

• When Borders Collapse: Inside the World of Web Standards with Eric Meyer Jul 17, 2017

  The history and the future of CSS: this week Paul and Rich talk to Eric Meyer, an expert on HTML and CSS for more than two decades, about web design and standards. Touching on both basic and more technical aspects of CSS, topics covered include the development of the style sheet language, the incompatibility of early web browsers, accessibility (or lack thereof) in modern web design, and, of course, what the W3C CSS working group’s after-parties are like.

• When brands take the next step.... Jul 17, 2017

  When brands take the next step. https://twitter.

• My kids really like these videos where they cook... Jul 17, 2017

  My kids really like these videos where they cook dollhouse-sized foods. That's all.

• This asshole loves puppies but he never mentions that every... Jul 17, 2017

  This asshole loves puppies but he never mentions that every puppy eventually dies. Also KITTENS?

• Wow who would have thought “buses can be okay sometimes”... Jul 17, 2017

  Wow who would have thought “buses can be okay sometimes” would be a controversial opinion on this website.

• I know that you “never take buses.” But it's time to get... Jul 17, 2017

  I know that you “never take buses. ” But it's time to get over yourself and explore the rich bus ecosystem of NYC.

• https://open.spotify.com/track/3Fa44tQuTsSLjCb0v6iEVQ Jul 17, 2017

  https://open. spotify.

• Prediction in the finale Jon Snow takes over and melts down... Jul 16, 2017

  Prediction in the finale Jon Snow takes over and melts down the Iron Throne, &amp;amp; with the help of a Meister forges an unbreakable chain.

• Seeing people get upset about Dr. Who warms both of my... Jul 16, 2017

  Seeing people get upset about Dr. Who warms both of my hearts.

• Brands need to chill. https://twitter.com/EdelmanPR/status/8... Jul 15, 2017

  Brands need to chill. https://twitter.

• 1994 Peter Gabriel wants to help you use your computer.... Jul 14, 2017

  1994 Peter Gabriel wants to help you use your computer. https://twitter.

• what if diggity but yes Jul 14, 2017
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/885952968717217792/photo/1 Jul 14, 2017

  https://twitter.

• I'm not saying he's wrong. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Jul 14, 2017

  I'm not saying he's wrong. https://twitter.

• This is a good breakdown of a visual hack in JavaScript.... Jul 14, 2017

  This is a good breakdown of a visual hack in JavaScript. https://www.

• Me before I insult all life itself vs. me after.... Jul 14, 2017

  Me before I insult all life itself vs. me after.

• This video is exactly how old media sees tech.... Jul 14, 2017

  This video is exactly how old media sees tech. https://www.

• “You Say Data, I Say System” by @blprnt... Jul 13, 2017

  “You Say Data, I Say System” by @blprnt @blprnt /you-say-data-i-say-system-54e84aa7a421? source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1499989607" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• tough but fair https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88549991323... Jul 13, 2017

  tough but fair https://twitter.

• I feel that this was a good tweet for 2014.... Jul 13, 2017

  I feel that this was a good tweet for 2014. https://twitter.

• Kesha fans are collectively adorable and sweet.... Jul 13, 2017

  Kesha fans are collectively adorable and sweet. https://twitter.

• *extremely java voice* my beans Jul 11, 2017
• Wanted to write this piece for a year and finally did. It's... Jul 11, 2017

  Wanted to write this piece for a year and finally did. It's about dealing with anxiety when a journalist calls: https://trackchanges.

• Be Our Guest! Jul 11, 2017

  I wanted to put together a short guide for people who have been asked to be in the media—whether called for comment, asked to appear on a podcast or TV ...

• I just published “Be Our Guest!”... Jul 11, 2017

  I just published “Be Our Guest! ” https://medium.

• “I don’t assume Jony Ive has a house. I assume he lives in... Jul 11, 2017

  “I don’t assume Jony Ive has a house. I assume he lives in a large white expanse, where everything rotates.

• “Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop.”... Jul 11, 2017

  “Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. ” https://www.

• My friend she too dumb for the gabbagool. Jul 11, 2017

  My friend she too dumb for the gabbagool.

• More like ELITEaly amirite. https://twitter.com/leahfinnegan... Jul 11, 2017

  More like ELITEaly amirite. https://twitter.

• Wheeeeeeee https://twitter.com/meganmurp/status/884748727126... Jul 11, 2017

  Wheeeeeeee https://twitter.

• Many of my strongest political beliefs are about URLs. Jul 11, 2017

  Many of my strongest political beliefs are about URLs.

• Son, sobbing: Daddy, my foot got cut! It HURTS! Me:... Jul 11, 2017

  Son, sobbing: Daddy, my foot got cut! It HURTS!

• ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕　🆕　🆕 👇 🆕 🆕 👇 　 ... Jul 10, 2017

  ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 👇 🆕 🆕 👇 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the new sheriff.

• Rich and Paul on a Decade of Life in the Shadow of the iPhone Jul 10, 2017

  The iPhone at 10: this week Paul and Rich reflect on the iPhone’s 10-year anniversary, discussing everything from Steve Jobs to Apple’s evolution to the future of smartphones to how Jony Ive uses a microwave. Then they debut a new segment where they complain about things that frustrate them; this week, they get out all their feelings about kombucha, the always-broken Google Inbox, and Adobe’s Creative Cloud.

• Be Our Guest! Jul 10, 2017

  “Newsroom of the New York Times newspaper. ” Public Domain .

• People on Twitter are being critical that we are putting... Jul 10, 2017

  People on Twitter are being critical that we are putting our cat on Prozac but no one wants to give me credit for helping her quit smoking.

• It's that kind of party. https://twitter.com/filth_filler/st... Jul 10, 2017

  It's that kind of party. https://twitter.

• I'm on my way to get antidepressants for our cat. Jul 10, 2017

  I'm on my way to get antidepressants for our cat.

• I missed this great essay on PPT even though it is very... Jul 9, 2017

  I missed this great essay on PPT even though it is very relevant to my interests. http://www.

• I've been having the urge to write again. I think I miss... Jul 9, 2017

  I've been having the urge to write again. I think I miss people yelling at me.

• 5-year-old son: I love reading unabridged Calvin &amp;... Jul 9, 2017

  5-year-old son: I love reading unabridged Calvin &amp;amp; Hobbes. Me: You're so smart!

• On one hand I'm really disappointed by Jay-Z rapping about... Jul 9, 2017

  On one hand I'm really disappointed by Jay-Z rapping about “natural” twins but on the other hand I don't pay for Tidal.

• NYC in the summers Jul 9, 2017

  Prospect Park NYC in the summers I felt like writing tonight, so… It is unfashionable to express this, but I love New York City in the summer. Tonight I sat outside on the balcony and used our electric grill (less illegal than other grills) to make dinner.

• I've been poking around this photo waiting for my kids to... Jul 9, 2017

  I've been poking around this photo waiting for my kids to get dressed. Hotel Claridge was demolished starting in 1970.

• Offered the kids a choice: Go see an art thing with... Jul 9, 2017

  Offered the kids a choice: Go see an art thing with thousands of pinwheels, or walk through Green-Wood cemetery. Turns out they're goth.

• I just asked some grade school kids, “When's the last time... Jul 8, 2017

  I just asked some grade school kids, “When's the last time you threw up? ” and 20 mins later this is the easiest babysitting I've ever done.

• I just downloaded my Twitter archive and looked through it... Jul 7, 2017

  I just downloaded my Twitter archive and looked through it and it turns out tweeting is bad.

• When Facebook buys Soylent in two years can I suggest the... Jul 7, 2017

  When Facebook buys Soylent in two years can I suggest the headline “Our Inedible Journey.

• St. Bernards are great rescue dogs but we all know Bernese... Jul 7, 2017

  St. Bernards are great rescue dogs but we all know Bernese would have won.

• What's everybody doing THIS Friday evening?... Jul 7, 2017

  What's everybody doing THIS Friday evening? https://twitter.

• We must delete our accounts and log off for the future of... Jul 7, 2017

  We must delete our accounts and log off for the future of all children.

• Katie wrote this and I'm quoted in it, so I would advise... Jul 7, 2017

  Katie wrote this and I'm quoted in it, so I would advise against reading it. https://twitter.

• It's time for some Haim theory.... Jul 7, 2017

  It's time for some Haim theory. https://twitter.

• This is a great post by Drew Bell about lossy platforms and... Jul 6, 2017

  This is a great post by Drew Bell about lossy platforms and how “your database shapes you. ” https://trackchanges.

• That @zeynep is a good digital citizen is...totally true:... Jul 6, 2017

  That @zeynep is a good digital citizen is... totally true: @ObamaFoundation /digital-citizenship-whats-your-approach-cb7790829b3" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• https://mltshp.com/p/1BUGJ Jul 6, 2017

  https://mltshp.

• Did the American carnage stop yet? Jul 6, 2017

  Did the American carnage stop yet?

• https://medium.com/@noahkunin/why-im-leaving-18f-48970131d54... Jul 5, 2017

  @noahkunin /why-im-leaving-18f-48970131d547" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• The icon for all the “Strategy” articles on Wikipedia... Jul 5, 2017

  The icon for all the “Strategy” articles on Wikipedia is... accurate.

• What if Elon Musk sends like a 4Chan person to Mars and... Jul 4, 2017

  What if Elon Musk sends like a 4Chan person to Mars and they put a Pepe flag on Mars and say "This is one small kek for MANkind.

• And white people helped themselves. Jul 4, 2017

  @0x424c41434b And white people helped themselves.

• No. Uh oh. Jul 4, 2017

  @0x424c41434b No. Uh oh.

• “The Case for a Fourth of July Seder” by @alanburdick &amp;... Jul 4, 2017

  “The Case for a Fourth of July Seder” by @alanburdick &amp;amp; @EByard http://www. newyorker.

• On the podcast: Vet @JeromeHardaway wanted to help vets get... Jul 4, 2017

  On the podcast: Vet @JeromeHardaway wanted to help vets get jobs, so he started a free code school while working FT. https://soundcloud.

• The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission timeline... Jul 4, 2017

  The U. S.

• Doctor in 2045: It's severe wrist arthritis. Were you by... Jul 3, 2017

  Doctor in 2045: It's severe wrist arthritis. Were you by any chance a Twitter user?

• I think about this GIF a lot. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Jul 3, 2017

  I think about this GIF a lot. https://twitter.

• Wow does that look like something that was pushed to... Jul 3, 2017

  Wow does that look like something that was pushed to production before the holiday weekend. https://twitter.

• SMH it is so like the Trilateral Commission to invoke the... Jul 3, 2017

  SMH it is so like the Trilateral Commission to invoke the Jekyll Island Protocol right before we all celebrate July 4th. https://twitter.

• Jerome Hardaway is Bringing Vets to Tech Jul 3, 2017

  Helping veterans enter the tech world: this week Paul and Rich talk to Jerome Hardaway, a veteran who became a programmer before founding Vets Who Code, a nonprofit that helps other veterans do the same. They discuss the challenges he faced reentering civilian life at the height of the Great Recession, how Vets Who Code was born, the specific assets vets bring to programming and the tech world, and how they overcome the challenges and stereotypes they face.

• Has functional programming gone too far?... Jul 3, 2017

  Has functional programming gone too far? https://twitter.

• I am about to officiate a wedding in this room, &amp; then... Jul 1, 2017

  I am about to officiate a wedding in this room, &amp;amp; then I will by God Proclaime Goodie Taylor a Witche Most Foule. https://twitter.

• Winnnnner!!!! https://twitter.com/wsarles/status/88125619172... Jul 1, 2017

  Winnnnner!!!! https://twitter.

• Keep zooming in https://twitter.com/djacobs/status/881253515... Jul 1, 2017

  Keep zooming in https://twitter.

• Quiz: Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88125236... Jul 1, 2017

  Quiz: Where am I? https://twitter.

• A cool game to pitch to kindergarteners.... Jun 30, 2017

  A cool game to pitch to kindergarteners. https://twitter.

• Poll: Leaving for a family trip at 4:30am. Midnight now. Jun 29, 2017

  Poll: Leaving for a family trip at 4:30am. Midnight now.

• Frampton came alive for your sins. Jun 29, 2017

  Frampton came alive for your sins.

• I wonder if you're on the tour bus with Bob Seger and... Jun 29, 2017

  I wonder if you're on the tour bus with Bob Seger and you're reading a book he just starts singing “turn the page.

• Gun sales are down. https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/88... Jun 29, 2017

  Gun sales are down. https://twitter.

• It's an Al Stewart kind of day. Jun 29, 2017

  It's an Al Stewart kind of day.

• Much of long-form journalism WOULD be below 1,000 words if... Jun 29, 2017

  Much of long-form journalism WOULD be below 1,000 words if they hadn't fired all the editors.

• Wait then who IS qualified? Jun 28, 2017

  @Lee_Ars @mat Wait then who IS qualified?

• do most of the bears you know or work with make regular use... Jun 28, 2017
• lee the bear's nose is bleeding and his chest is covered... Jun 28, 2017
• wow the sims has come a long way... Jun 28, 2017

  wow the sims has come a long way https://www. bloomberg.

• “Ten Minutes of Silence” — @ftrain... Jun 28, 2017

  “Ten Minutes of Silence” — @ftrain https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Love to see Chaos Computer Club.... Jun 28, 2017

  Love to see Chaos Computer Club. https://twitter.

• When you need the guys to stop the things they do.... Jun 28, 2017

  When you need the guys to stop the things they do. https://twitter.

• I wrote about ten minutes of onstage silence, and other... Jun 28, 2017

  I wrote about ten minutes of onstage silence, and other subjects, for The Newsletter. https://trackchanges.

• Screenshots are killing America. Jun 28, 2017

  @ferndiaz Screenshots are killing America.

• ... ... ... no Jun 28, 2017

  @Lee_Ars ... ...

• “I'm sorry we took all those screenshots.” —No one in my... Jun 28, 2017

  “I'm sorry we took all those screenshots.

• Okay done. Jun 27, 2017

  Okay done.

• Okay three more then done. Jun 27, 2017

  Okay three more then done.

• Amazon/Whole Foods in one tweet.... Jun 27, 2017

  Amazon/Whole Foods in one tweet. https://twitter.

• Just a few more Jun 27, 2017
• On the podcast we talked about Russian watches and the... Jun 27, 2017

  On the podcast we talked about Russian watches and the master plan of Amazon... https://twitter.

• Ten Minutes of Silence Jun 27, 2017

  Ten Minutes of Silence By Paul Ford , Co-founder, Postlight The Museum of Silence, Berlin. Image courtesy Museumderstille, CC BY-SA 4.

• Saw this and thought of you. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jun 27, 2017

  @leahfinnegan Saw this and thought of you. https://twitter.

• “And THAT is how Moana got her library card.” —Me, to two... Jun 26, 2017

  “And THAT is how Moana got her library card.

• Rich and Paul: Russian to Conclusions Jun 26, 2017

  From Amazon to Russian watches: this week Paul and Rich start by trying to rationalize Amazon’s recent acquisition of Whole Foods, a conversation summed up by Paul as, “You can Occam's Razor this bad boy down. ” They move on to Amazon’s strategy at large, the departure of Uber CEO Travis Kalanick, whether our individual actions can ever have any broader effect on the planet, and the harrowing saga of the time Rich tried to buy a watch from a shady Russian website.

• I would like to congratulate sales tax for its valuable... Jun 25, 2017

  I would like to congratulate sales tax for its valuable work in keeping children away from guitars.

• I have also broken down a great deal over the past five... Jun 24, 2017

  I have also broken down a great deal over the past five years due to increased ridership. https://twitter.

• I'm appearing for 10 mins tomorrow in an experimental stage... Jun 23, 2017

  I'm appearing for 10 mins tomorrow in an experimental stage production in which I simply stare, alone, at an audience. I could have said no.

• Everyone in San Mateo go check out Paul.... Jun 23, 2017

  Everyone in San Mateo go check out Paul. https://twitter.

• The Faith No More slideshow on Spotify accidentally serves... Jun 23, 2017

  The Faith No More slideshow on Spotify accidentally serves as a complete history of the 1990s. https://twitter.

• I LOVE that exactly level of people on the bus Jun 23, 2017
• What's everyone doing this Friday evening? Jun 23, 2017

  What's everyone doing this Friday evening?

• After 5,000 listens I am prepared to announce that this is... Jun 22, 2017

  After 5,000 listens I am prepared to announce that this is a good song. https://open.

• BuzzFeeD has a bedbug problem and we are so here for it! Jun 22, 2017

  BuzzFeeD has a bedbug problem and we are so here for it!

• What are you listening to to get to bed? Jun 21, 2017

  What are you listening to to get to bed?

• I took a picture at the kindergarten stepping up ceremony... Jun 21, 2017

  I took a picture at the kindergarten stepping up ceremony today and this perfect document was in the background. https://twitter.

• that's right lee, that's the good stuff, poor @adampash is... Jun 21, 2017
• We serve 39 million complex API calls for $370/month &amp;... Jun 21, 2017

  We serve 39 million complex API calls for $370/month &amp;amp; I can't wait to hear from nerds telling us they'd do better. https://trackchanges.

• Don't hear as much about Vision Zero these days. Jun 21, 2017

  Don't hear as much about Vision Zero these days.

• As my dad taught me, don't ever love a morning email... Jun 20, 2017

  As my dad taught me, don't ever love a morning email newsletter, because a morning email newsletter will break your heart. https://twitter.

• Maris Kreizman Wants to Mail You Books Jun 19, 2017

  Analog books in the digital age: this week Paul and Rich talk to Maris Kreizman, editorial director of Book of the Month Club, the 90-year-old book subscription service that shaped American literary history. Topics discussed include BOMC’s revival and current iteration, demographics and preferences in book consumption, materiality of paper books and physical bookshelves, Amazon’s relationship to the rest of the book world, and why Paul just can’t get behind mermaid fiction.

• “Let the Eagle Scream!”—W. E. B. Du Bois, September 1911... Jun 19, 2017

  “Let the Eagle Scream! ”—W.

• In conclusion, dads are a land of contrasts. Jun 18, 2017

  In conclusion, dads are a land of contrasts.

• Uncomfortable moment as my son's card said “You have four... Jun 18, 2017

  Uncomfortable moment as my son's card said “You have four good chins” but he meant “you have good fortune.

• America works its shit out by fighting about dumb holidays... Jun 18, 2017

  America works its shit out by fighting about dumb holidays and big movies. It's bad.

• Beats a tie. https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/status/8764... Jun 18, 2017

  Beats a tie. https://twitter.

• Here's an abridged Julius Caesar on Spotify starring Peter... Jun 17, 2017

  Here's an abridged Julius Caesar on Spotify starring Peter Finch, who played Howard Beale in Network. https://open.

• cursed commercial http://pinktentacle.com/2010/03/cursed-kle... Jun 17, 2017

  cursed commercial http://pinktentacle.

• She recalled that one young leader told her, “You were my... Jun 17, 2017

  She recalled that one young leader told her, “You were my only example of an alpha male who was gentle. ” https://www.

• Spitballin': Elastic Beandip. Breadshift. Root 53 health... Jun 16, 2017

  Spitballin': Elastic Beandip. Breadshift.

• yes, they are going to https://twitter.com/nixonfoundation/s... Jun 16, 2017

  yes, they are going to https://twitter.

• It's all fine until US-East-1 runs out of kale. Jun 16, 2017

  It's all fine until US-East-1 runs out of kale.

• These are good people who work real hard.... Jun 15, 2017

  These are good people who work real hard. https://twitter.

• Some personnel news! @PostlightStudio named @ginatrapani as... Jun 15, 2017

  Some personnel news! @PostlightStudio named @ginatrapani as a partner, because she works so hard to help us grow.

• https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/06/15/developers-use-spaces-... Jun 15, 2017

  https://stackoverflow.

• When will Hollywood accept that America needs a... Jun 15, 2017

  When will Hollywood accept that America needs a post-apocalyptic thriller about a legion of heroic trans women truckers in armed trucks. https://twitter.

• “The Trucking Industry Is the Perfect Fit for Many... Jun 15, 2017

  “The Trucking Industry Is the Perfect Fit for Many Transgender People” by @SeeBrianSmith https://melmagazine. com/the-trucking-industry-is-the-perfect-fit-for-many-transgender-people-9267ed61ad30?

• “What Makes a Good Product Manager?” by @richziade... Jun 15, 2017

  “What Makes a Good Product Manager? ” by @richziade https://trackchanges.

• Gina Trapani Named Postlight Partner Jun 14, 2017

  Gina Trapani Named Postlight Partner Some Personnel News By Paul Ford and Rich Ziade , Co-Founders, Postlight Portrait by Bill Wadman We’re pleased to announce that Gina Trapani has been named a Partner at Postlight . Since she started at Postlight in 2016, Gina has managed the high-performing engineering teams that delivered some of our most important client products.

• Erika is very smart and thinks hard about hard problems.... Jun 14, 2017

  Erika is very smart and thinks hard about hard problems. https://twitter.

• Strong karaoke night open. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Jun 13, 2017

  Strong karaoke night open. https://twitter.

• TWO DAYS after deleting your account your heart rate... Jun 13, 2017

  TWO DAYS after deleting your account your heart rate returns to normal. Six months later your risk of bad tweets is that of a normal person.

• Wikis gonna wiki https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Exo... Jun 13, 2017

  Wikis gonna wiki https://commons. wikimedia.

• Hi @ashleyfeinberg can you send me a passport-style... Jun 13, 2017

  Hi @ashleyfeinberg can you send me a passport-style headshot that I can leave with security. https://twitter.

• Poll: Perfect karaoke songs for baritone voice Jun 13, 2017
• We have office karaoke tonight. What are good songs for low... Jun 13, 2017

  We have office karaoke tonight. What are good songs for low voices?

• In the other timeline they're impeaching Hillary for... Jun 13, 2017

  In the other timeline they're impeaching Hillary for wearing a bad hat, however the next president is a drone.

• “Thirty years ago, they began creating animal-human... Jun 12, 2017

  “Thirty years ago, they began creating animal-human hybrids. Isn’t that the big story Megyn Kelly should be doing?

• et tu pepe Jun 12, 2017
• What We Chat About When We Chat About Chat Jun 11, 2017
• It's super-smart to use the press interest from the sale of... Jun 11, 2017

  It's super-smart to use the press interest from the sale of the artwork to further the cause. https://www.

• I agreed to be in a theater thing in Williamsburg where... Jun 11, 2017

  I agreed to be in a theater thing in Williamsburg where I'll look at the audience for ten minutes, in silence. Because I need dread to live.

• I thought I'd watch Logan for a fun slashy superhero movie. Jun 11, 2017

  I thought I'd watch Logan for a fun slashy superhero movie.

• A talking moose! https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/87... Jun 10, 2017

  A talking moose! https://twitter.

• Sometimes Violence is the only answer. —Violent Justice... Jun 10, 2017

  Sometimes Violence is the only answer. —Violent Justice (2016) #file -lines-txt-L5293" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://gist.

• For no particular reason I made a list of movie taglines... Jun 10, 2017

  For no particular reason I made a list of movie taglines that begin with “Sometimes. ” https://gist.

• Oh perfect thank you Jun 10, 2017
• Other people like the ftrain http://www.stereogum.com/194592... Jun 9, 2017

  Other people like the ftrain http://www. stereogum.

• I went and talked at @99u about writer's block and... Jun 9, 2017

  I went and talked at @99u about writer's block and @unscroll (which I've kicked off again and am using to write).

• Near Lincoln Center. Passed a woman in a bridal gown,... Jun 9, 2017

  Near Lincoln Center. Passed a woman in a bridal gown, standing empty-handed, as she said, “Oh shit, my flowers.

• Why are British buckets so tall and narrow? Jun 8, 2017

  Why are British buckets so tall and narrow?

• I think if you get caught looking at dirty stuff on Twitter... Jun 8, 2017

  I think if you get caught looking at dirty stuff on Twitter you could just erase it and Tweet, “Heh. Not the first time, won't be the last.

• Release the Comey stream Jun 8, 2017
• You ever notice that the very-highest-rated dogs are the... Jun 8, 2017

  You ever notice that the very-highest-rated dogs are the ones wearing little handmaids' wimples?

• Wait...really? Jun 8, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa Wait... really?

• Warming up my thick, moist takes in the take warmer until... Jun 8, 2017

  Warming up my thick, moist takes in the take warmer until they're good 'n steamy.

• Ran across this old photo of how cool I was while preparing... Jun 7, 2017

  Ran across this old photo of how cool I was while preparing a talk. https://twitter.

• this is an outstanding improvement on the original joke Jun 7, 2017
• This tweet grows more meaningful every day of my life.... Jun 7, 2017

  This tweet grows more meaningful every day of my life. https://twitter.

• This is all the motivation I need.... Jun 7, 2017

  This is all the motivation I need. https://twitter.

• Wow Travis Kalanick is using the lactation room to... Jun 7, 2017

  Wow Travis Kalanick is using the lactation room to meditate... he must be pumped.

• Thoughts should pick their own leaders. Jun 7, 2017

  Thoughts should pick their own leaders.

• I love this thing. I am both the subject and the observer... Jun 7, 2017

  I love this thing. I am both the subject and the observer of this image.

• mfw...actually, just mf https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/87... Jun 7, 2017

  mfw... actually, just mf https://twitter.

• “Where is your face in the montage of the bad years, Daddy?” Jun 7, 2017

  @rustyk5 “Where is your face in the montage of the bad years, Daddy?

• We need to return the chaos emeralds. Jun 7, 2017

  We need to return the chaos emeralds.

• I just want to get the part where everyone's like, “And as... Jun 7, 2017

  I just want to get the part where everyone's like, “And as we saw, America has a tremendous capability for self-correction.

• I think we overestimated the genius of the American people. Jun 7, 2017

  I think we overestimated the genius of the American people.

• I finished the alpha version of my experimental CMS and... Jun 6, 2017

  I finished the alpha version of my experimental CMS and it's helping me write things I'd otherwise never write. https://twitter.

• I had to erase that. It was a good tweet but it was going... Jun 6, 2017

  I had to erase that. It was a good tweet but it was going to make it past the reef of irony and keep sailing right into the ocean of morons.

• TIL in JS that if you add an event handler inside a for... Jun 6, 2017

  TIL in JS that if you add an event handler inside a for loop when the handler is evaled it'll set the scope to the final for-loop value.

• Good news, the Blue Whale Suicide game has been countered... Jun 6, 2017

  Good news, the Blue Whale Suicide game has been countered by the Capivara Amarela (Yellow Capybara) non-suicide game https://en. wikipedia.

• It's all happening at once. https://twitter.com/China_Fact/s... Jun 6, 2017

  It's all happening at once. https://twitter.

• Alex Daly Can Kickstart Your Dreams Jun 5, 2017

  Understanding crowdfunding with “The Crowdsourceress”: this week Paul and Rich talk to Alex Daly, a Kickstarter expert whose company, Vann Alexandra, has managed 50 campaigns and raised more than $20 million dollars. They discuss her background and earliest introduction to crowdfunding, a number of memorable campaigns she’s run (for Neil Young, NASA, the MTA, and more), and tips and observations about building both an audience and a successful crowdfunding campaign.

• There is an RFC for out-of-office replies.... Jun 5, 2017

  There is an RFC for out-of-office replies. https://www.

• I went and looked up the video that produced this GIF, it's... Jun 4, 2017

  I went and looked up the video that produced this GIF, it's pretty great. It's at: https://www.

• I mean this is...murder. https://twitter.com/CCriadoPerez/st... Jun 4, 2017

  I mean this is... murder.

• Programming would be great if there weren't any users.... Jun 4, 2017

  Programming would be great if there weren't any users. #7052242 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/871203305309040644/photo/1 Jun 3, 2017

  https://twitter.

• How much would you pay NOT to receive this magazine?... Jun 3, 2017

  How much would you pay NOT to receive this magazine? https://twitter.

• This is totally true—that looks like Andrew. Apparently... Jun 3, 2017

  This is totally true—that looks like Andrew. Apparently this AI won't put up with your shit.

• mfw neural networks are being unreasonably effective... Jun 3, 2017

  mfw neural networks are being unreasonably effective http://fotogenerator. npocloud.

• I'm sorry, God. http://fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/... Jun 3, 2017

  I'm sorry, God. http://fotogenerator.

• 🤔 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/871125531441250306/phot... Jun 3, 2017

  🤔 https://twitter.

• when chrome does this it's really more of a feature more... Jun 3, 2017

  when chrome does this it's really more of a feature more than a bug https://twitter.

• Manhattan early Sat. Drank coffee sitting on the steps of a... Jun 3, 2017

  Manhattan early Sat. Drank coffee sitting on the steps of a courthouse.

• For software/culture nerds this is the good stuff: “What... Jun 3, 2017

  For software/culture nerds this is the good stuff: “What Really Happened with Vista” by Terry Crowley https://hackernoon. com/what-really-happened-with-vista-4ca7ffb5a1a?

• Horse out of place is my favorite meme genre. See also... Jun 3, 2017

  Horse out of place is my favorite meme genre. See also https://m.

• It really is. "I'm going to spend hours in planning and... Jun 3, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa It really is. "I'm going to spend hours in planning and effort in order to ruin everyone's afternoon.

• Who waved at me from a moped on Park Ave? Jun 2, 2017

  Who waved at me from a moped on Park Ave?

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/870813943585021952/photo/1 Jun 2, 2017

  @rustyk5 @fmanjoo @nycsouthpaw https://twitter.

• This week, we doomed our boys to a life of cracking open... Jun 2, 2017

  This week, we doomed our boys to a life of cracking open warm ones.

• https://giphy.com/konczakowski Jun 2, 2017

  https://giphy.

• getcherlinx https://trackchanges.postlight.com/friday-links-... Jun 2, 2017

  getcherlinx https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Bumping this https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8707377445610... Jun 2, 2017

  Bumping this https://twitter.

• is having an argument and you can help. POLL: Donuts should... Jun 2, 2017

  @PostlightStudio is having an argument and you can help.

• I for one am glad to see a return to private editing, which... Jun 2, 2017

  I for one am glad to see a return to private editing, which is more dignified.

• they'll really get your back in order to performatively... Jun 2, 2017
• It's Friday and sunny and TLC have a new song about it... Jun 2, 2017

  It's Friday and sunny and TLC have a new song about it being sunny. https://m.

• Twitter right: “Liberals are garbage.” Twitter left:... Jun 2, 2017

  Twitter right: “Liberals are garbage. ” Twitter left: “Weekly reminder: Liberals are garbage.

• This is such a weird way for the American century to end. Jun 1, 2017

  This is such a weird way for the American century to end.

• I've acquired Memepool. Jun 1, 2017

  I've acquired Memepool.

• Blake is my friend. https://twitter.com/bdeskin/status/87025... Jun 1, 2017

  Blake is my friend. https://twitter.

• This article about the waves of Bleeker Street's... Jun 1, 2017

  This article about the waves of Bleeker Street's “late-stage gentrification” is well-researched and excellent. https://mobile.

• Jen Dary Wants You To Pluck Up May 29, 2017

  Launching the employee development movement: this week Paul and Rich talk to Jen Dary, the founder of Plucky, “a consulting firm that helps companies with their people. ” They discuss the value of retention over hiring, how to reframe thinking about career paths, Jen’s “employee development” approach to human resources challenges for both people and companies, and a pivotal conversation while stuck in traffic on the Verrazano Bridge.

• Consider Yourself Notified May 22, 2017
• Wait you can log off from Twitter? May 22, 2017

  Wait you can log off from Twitter?

• Kim Dotcom WILL share the truth—but it will take 100... May 21, 2017

  Kim Dotcom WILL share the truth—but it will take 100 minutes to download all six files, and when you unrar it, it'll need a password.

• whole illuminati council shaking its head going, never let... May 21, 2017
• me before i take my shoes off and throw them in the lake vs... May 21, 2017

  me before i take my shoes off and throw them in the lake vs me after https://twitter.

• POLL: A/B testing May 20, 2017
• my kids were asking to watch some video online and this is... May 20, 2017

  my kids were asking to watch some video online and this is the only one i could think of https://twitter.

• ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳|... May 19, 2017

  ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •. •) jesus ┳┻|⊂ﾉ christ ┻┳| https://twitter.

• parsing marc records https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/86559... May 19, 2017

  parsing marc records https://twitter.

• My little boy spontaneously hugged me and told me I was the... May 19, 2017

  My little boy spontaneously hugged me and told me I was the best daddy this morning. Didn't correct him.

• Adding the Ghost In the Shell soundtrack to any video just... May 18, 2017

  Adding the Ghost In the Shell soundtrack to any video just makes sense https://tubedubber. com/?

• According to the terms of his agreement, they now have to... May 18, 2017

  According to the terms of his agreement, they now have to pick three Fox anchors to seal into his tomb to ease his journey.

• Gonna erase that last tweet before it jumps the fence of... May 18, 2017

  Gonna erase that last tweet before it jumps the fence of irony into dipshitville.

• This home video of post-punks taking the train to Coney... May 18, 2017

  This home video of post-punks taking the train to Coney Island in 1987 is... a beautiful portrait of family.

• YouTube knows me...very well. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... May 18, 2017

  YouTube knows me... very well.

• Polls in mobile web! May 18, 2017

  Polls in mobile web!

• This guy at a Scottish hospital getting ketamine for his... May 18, 2017

  This guy at a Scottish hospital getting ketamine for his ankle is real good stuff https://www. youtube.

• The spectacle of this gruelling nine day nightmare shitshow... May 17, 2017

  The spectacle of this gruelling nine day nightmare shitshow global Presidential trip is going to burned into our consciousness for decades.

• NETFLIX: It seemed like a good idea to do a fifth season of... May 17, 2017

  NETFLIX: It seemed like a good idea to do a fifth season of Arrested Development. NARRATOR: It wasn't.

• http://nypost.com/2017/05/17/instagram-brat-polishes-her-2m-... May 17, 2017

  http://nypost.

• New York’s Legislature Is On The Brink Of Passing Universal... May 17, 2017

  New York’s Legislature Is On The Brink Of Passing Universal Healthcare http://www. villagevoice.

• Check out this beautifully-designed and... May 17, 2017

  Check out this beautifully-designed and carefully-engineered new website for the legendary Village Voice http://www. villagevoice.

• I also have my subpoena crayon ready.... May 16, 2017

  I also have my subpoena crayon ready. https://twitter.

• this is the way that a bill becomes a law... May 16, 2017

  this is the way that a bill becomes a law https://twitter.

• ATTACK THE STACK. On the podcast, we force @johnshankman of... May 16, 2017

  ATTACK THE STACK. On the podcast, we force @johnshankman of @htagl to explain what the hell is web advertising https://soundcloud.

• Dear God. “My Family's Slave.” https://www.theatlantic.com/m... May 16, 2017

  Dear God. “My Family's Slave.

• Blondie is actually the name of the band, the name of the... May 16, 2017

  Blondie is actually the name of the band, the name of the singer is Blondie's Monster.

• My kids played so much Pokémon Go this weekend I was... May 16, 2017

  My kids played so much Pokémon Go this weekend I was reading the news and thought, a Chartbeat evolves into a Chartbeast.

• John Shankman Explains the Whole Ad Stack May 15, 2017

  Understanding advertising on the web: this week Paul and Rich talk to John Shankman, an internet advertising veteran who has worked at companies like Federated Media, Huffington Post, and The Awl Network. He currently runs Hashtag Labs, a company that helps make ad tech more manageable for independent publishers.

• This is an important historical document ... May 15, 2017

  This is an important historical document https://www. youtube.

• &lt;/html&gt; May 15, 2017
• I'm sorry I'm sorry May 14, 2017
• Complicated day for Mike Pence. May 14, 2017

  Complicated day for Mike Pence.

• Emacs trick: Type CTRL-u + number, then letter, to repeat... May 13, 2017

  Emacs trick: Type CTRL-u + number, then letter, to repeat it that many times. So: H CTRL-u 40 m = Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

• I CALL IT A COOKIZZA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXf... May 13, 2017

  I CALL IT A COOKIZZA https://www. youtube.

• A visit to Dorothy Day's rooms https://www.facebook.com/pg/F... May 13, 2017

  A visit to Dorothy Day's rooms https://www. facebook.

• This was slipped under our door and is adorable but why do... May 13, 2017

  This was slipped under our door and is adorable but why do I keep having flashbacks to an abandoned mental hospital? https://twitter.

• http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-excited-hear-girlfr... May 13, 2017

  #0 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. theonion.

• Good point—we're pretty focused on NYC on our thinking on... May 12, 2017

  @ShmendrikLamar @richziade Good point—we're pretty focused on NYC on our thinking on that one.

• “One More Try on the FTP” from May 28, 1975... May 12, 2017

  “One More Try on the FTP” from May 28, 1975 https://www. rfc-editor.

• Most of my code is bug-free and works great, with few... May 12, 2017

  Most of my code is bug-free and works great, with few exceptions. https://twitter.

• In a major plot twist it turns out that... May 12, 2017

  In a major plot twist it turns out that @leahfinnegan ... loves...

• this is from 2014 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/54812722... May 12, 2017

  this is from 2014 https://twitter.

• The thing to remember is that Liz Spayd won the electoral... May 12, 2017

  The thing to remember is that Liz Spayd won the electoral college vote. Like it or not, that's how our system works.

• What Is Love, but in another room... May 11, 2017

  What Is Love, but in another room #notes " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://fromanotherroom. tumblr.

• this audio is spectacular https://news.vice.com/story/audio-... May 11, 2017

  this audio is spectacular https://news. vice.

• How Kansas's (successful!) attempts to create a tech... May 11, 2017

  How Kansas's (successful! ) attempts to create a tech innovation hub ended up in murder.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/862668621398626304/photo/1 May 11, 2017

  https://twitter.

• “Watch them start to choke like dogs,” Trump says, having... May 11, 2017

  “Watch them start to choke like dogs,” Trump says, having fun. “Watch what happens.

• The Obama Foundation building should just be a giant... May 11, 2017

  The Obama Foundation building should just be a giant popcorn maker available to everyone watching this horror show.

• The ethos around Internet technology was that it would make... May 11, 2017

  The ethos around Internet technology was that it would make us smarter, informed citizens better able to act in enlightened self-interest.

• A mailed diploma is still a perfectly good diploma but the... May 11, 2017

  A mailed diploma is still a perfectly good diploma but the chance to boo Betsey DeVos is once-in-a-lifetime.

• This truly is a wonderful era for bad writers. May 10, 2017

  This truly is a wonderful era for bad writers.

• I am...[peach cobbler falls out of pocket]...not... May 10, 2017

  I am... [peach cobbler falls out of pocket]...

• chrome shows me this when i look at my cookies and i kind... May 10, 2017

  chrome shows me this when i look at my cookies and i kind of love it https://twitter.

• can't have a kleptocracy without breaking some eggs May 10, 2017
• is this the america liberals want... May 10, 2017

  is this the america liberals want https://twitter.

• Walked 5yo son to school. I asked, “When do you think... May 10, 2017

  Walked 5yo son to school. I asked, “When do you think you'll be too old to hold my hand?

• “Coup de Trump” is okay but what about Coup Coup Bananas,... May 9, 2017

  “Coup de Trump” is okay but what about Coup Coup Bananas, Top Cop Chopped, F. B.

• God was the first angel investor. May 9, 2017

  God was the first angel investor.

• oh okay python so i'm simple and lazy now... May 9, 2017

  oh okay python so i'm simple and lazy now https://twitter.

• VICE News is going deeeeeep on POPULISM which is...really... May 9, 2017

  VICE News is going deeeeeep on POPULISM which is... really good to do right now.

• When you stay at home with a sick kindergartener in May and... May 9, 2017

  When you stay at home with a sick kindergartener in May and she wants to watch the Christmas episode of Octonauts.

• check it out an actual human hero... May 8, 2017

  check it out an actual human hero http://www. cbsnews.

• Sic Transit Gloria: Talking About Tech and Transportation May 8, 2017

  From Uber to Mars to the New York City bus system: this week Paul and Rich talk about the highs and lows of tech industry’s relationship with transportation, where some apps dismantle industries and others knit cities together. The conversation includes Rich’s theories about tech billionaires and space travel, Paul’s paean to express busses and the MTA Bus Time API, and a segment in which Rich roleplays as Travis Kalanick—and Paul gets to tell the Uber CEO exactly how he feels.

• The world is what it is, but I can still wave back at the... May 8, 2017

  The world is what it is, but I can still wave back at the Statue of Liberty every morning on my commute. https://twitter.

• Gallery of programming UIs http://alarmingdevelopment.org/?p... May 7, 2017

  Gallery of programming UIs http://alarmingdevelopment. org/?

• Political Meme Magic just died on the Meme Maginot. May 7, 2017

  Political Meme Magic just died on the Meme Maginot.

• the map of all the trees in NYC is really one hell of a... May 7, 2017

  the map of all the trees in NYC is really one hell of a thing https://tree-map. nycgovparks.

• http://www.theonion.com/video/hurricane-ashley-expected-to-s... May 6, 2017

  http://www. theonion.

• Both Moana and Titanic are movies about returning stolen... May 5, 2017

  Both Moana and Titanic are movies about returning stolen jewelry.

• Dealing with modern JS, by @adampash... May 5, 2017

  Dealing with modern JS, by @adampash https://trackchanges. postlight.

• These people. https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/8602409553... May 5, 2017

  These people. https://twitter.

• People: @VetsWhoCode which is an organization that helps... May 4, 2017

  People: @VetsWhoCode which is an organization that helps vets... code is asking people to give $10 and tag 10 folks.

• Right but gender is binary. https://twitter.com/matttomic/st... May 4, 2017

  Right but gender is binary. https://twitter.

• POLL: Title of the definitive history of 2017 May 3, 2017
• So @adactio wrote a free primer about the foundations of... May 3, 2017

  So @adactio wrote a free primer about the foundations of web-building and it's a GREAT intro to all the STUFF. https://resilientwebdesign.

• I didn't know https://www.xml.com/articles/2017/01/01/xmlcom... May 2, 2017

  I didn't know https://www. xml.

• May Day 2012 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8592169473507... May 1, 2017

  May Day 2012 https://twitter.

• Aaron Lammer Is Not Safe For Work May 1, 2017

  Product management, from journalism to music to podcasts. This week Paul and Rich talk to Aaron Lammer about the three prongs of his career—as the co-founder of Longform, as a musician with Francis and the Lights, and as the host of Stoner, a new podcast about weed.

• this makes sense to me May 1, 2017
• This co is in our building and I chat with them in the... May 1, 2017

  This co is in our building and I chat with them in the elevator sometimes and they've pulled off something coooooool https://www. cockroachlabs.

• If anyone is looking for clips lmk I'll forward your info.... May 1, 2017

  If anyone is looking for clips lmk I'll forward your info. https://twitter.

• POLL: How do you leave the house? May 1, 2017

  POLL: How do you leave the house?

• cool cool but maybe 2018 first https://www.nytimes.com/2017/... May 1, 2017

  cool cool but maybe 2018 first https://www. nytimes.

• Movie and TV bedtimes: “Goodnight, you Princes of Maine.”... May 1, 2017

  Movie and TV bedtimes: “Goodnight, you Princes of Maine. ” [Lights off.

• My EXACT thought too when it popped into the feed! May 1, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa My EXACT thought too when it popped into the feed!

• Whoa, the room got quiet, all I did was ask if there'd ever... Apr 30, 2017

  Whoa, the room got quiet, all I did was ask if there'd ever be a Mr. Frizzle.

• 1) https://twitter.com/blingspice/status/858520766211641347 ... Apr 30, 2017

  1) https://twitter. com/blingspice/status/858520766211641347 2) http://www.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/858653258927284224/photo/1 Apr 30, 2017

  https://twitter.

• Mom and son on the kiss cam. https://i.imgur.com/6OLwl4g.gif... Apr 29, 2017

  Mom and son on the kiss cam. https://i.

• “This is a 55 page deck on loose dogs.”... Apr 29, 2017

  “This is a 55 page deck on loose dogs. ” https://twitter.

• new thor looks good https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/858366... Apr 29, 2017

  new thor looks good https://twitter.

• $60 million is what the owner of the Washington Post likely... Apr 29, 2017

  $60 million is what the owner of the Washington Post likely spends per annum on, like, space toilet research. https://twitter.

• I love when Twitter appoints itself NYT HR. Apr 29, 2017

  I love when Twitter appoints itself NYT HR.

• I admire this piece because there's a lot of detail it... Apr 29, 2017

  I admire this piece because there's a lot of detail it leaves out in order to focus on something more important. https://twitter.

• When your mom comes over. https://twitter.com/BoweryBoys/sta... Apr 28, 2017

  When your mom comes over. https://twitter.

• I talk a lot of shit on this website but these Slack mobile... Apr 28, 2017

  I talk a lot of shit on this website but these Slack mobile tools buttons are fantastic design work. https://twitter.

• Science is just God's opinion. https://twitter.com/nytopinio... Apr 28, 2017

  Science is just God's opinion. https://twitter.

• Quote from a Portland guy caught up in the local feud... Apr 28, 2017

  Quote from a Portland guy caught up in the local feud between the vegan strip club and the steakhouse strip club. https://broadly.

• Very glad to see this cleared up.... Apr 28, 2017

  Very glad to see this cleared up. https://twitter.

• this web site has no chill https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Apr 27, 2017

  this web site has no chill https://twitter.

• Here's where I'm at right now. How you doing?... Apr 27, 2017

  Here's where I'm at right now. How you doing?

• Seems like a little bit of a projection.... Apr 27, 2017

  Seems like a little bit of a projection. https://twitter.

• No I never have and I am forbidden from growing a beard by... Apr 27, 2017

  @ShmendrikLamar No I never have and I am forbidden from growing a beard by my spouse.

• MY FRIENDS! Here is more of my gigantic head saying the... Apr 27, 2017

  MY FRIENDS! Here is more of my gigantic head saying the things that I say about CONTENT.

• Given that, for example, the trains stop running well when... Apr 27, 2017

  Given that, for example, the trains stop running well when it rains, it's hard to see how this is anything but a world-class shit tornado. https://twitter.

• Daily musings were the best Apr 27, 2017
• https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/25/15421734/artificial-womb-... Apr 26, 2017

  https://www. theverge.

• Deckard was created by the Tyrell Corporation to search... Apr 25, 2017

  Deckard was created by the Tyrell Corporation to search through vast amounts of information to find patterns and clues. He was a greplicant.

• this is a good gif https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8568954... Apr 25, 2017

  this is a good gif https://twitter.

• I would like a supercut of Errol Morris yelling questions... Apr 25, 2017

  I would like a supercut of Errol Morris yelling questions at interview subjects from off-camera.

• We just had the nicest chat with @seldo at @PostlightStudio... Apr 25, 2017

  We just had the nicest chat with @seldo at @PostlightStudio https://soundcloud.

• Downloadable PDFs of issues, very great to see.... Apr 25, 2017

  Downloadable PDFs of issues, very great to see. https://twitter.

• Sometimes you read the lyrics to your favorite songs from... Apr 25, 2017

  Sometimes you read the lyrics to your favorite songs from high school and go what in god's name was I doing. https://twitter.

• Retweeting because it's nice to trot your own warhorses out... Apr 25, 2017

  Retweeting because it's nice to trot your own warhorses out from time to time. https://twitter.

• You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it... Apr 24, 2017

  You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza—you got Cheesy Blasters! And then all the kids say “Thanks, Meatcat!

• Laurie Voss Helps Millions of Programmers Apr 24, 2017

  Managing the world’s largest software registry: this week Paul and Rich talk to Laurie Voss, chief operating officer of npm, the JavaScript package manager that gives 7 million programmers worldwide access to hundreds of thousands of packages. They discuss how npm works and the details of its past, present, and future—as well as how removing one tiny piece from it can break the entire internet.

• When an academic writes, “We should resist the temptation... Apr 24, 2017

  When an academic writes, “We should resist the temptation to rehash these debates,” I want to rehash these debates. https://www.

• I mean look at, what do they call it, Area... Apr 24, 2017

  I mean look at, what do they call it, Area Fifty-(unintelligible). The (unintelligible) we have there, you'd (unintelligible) your pants.

• “May you live in interesting times!” is not an ancient... Apr 24, 2017

  “May you live in interesting times! ” is not an ancient Chinese curse.

• They are going to get rid of the five star system and just... Apr 24, 2017

  They are going to get rid of the five star system and just make funding decisions based on thumbs up/down. https://twitter.

• It's clearly not even a plausible deniability thing. Or... Apr 24, 2017

  @rustyk5 It's clearly not even a plausible deniability thing. Or “rogue engineers.

• I love that Uber violated Apple ToS and Apple rolled over... Apr 24, 2017

  I love that Uber violated Apple ToS and Apple rolled over and said can u not. And that Uber allegedly stole plans from Google, an investor.

• Look we all sign up for shit we shouldn't. But it's always... Apr 24, 2017

  Look we all sign up for shit we shouldn't. But it's always good to go to security settings and see what has access to what.

• My kids aren't even bothered that Pokémon are delicious. Apr 23, 2017

  My kids aren't even bothered that Pokémon are delicious.

• What kind of Pokémon would be the most delicious? Apr 23, 2017

  What kind of Pokémon would be the most delicious?

• God I love monsters. https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/statu... Apr 23, 2017

  God I love monsters. https://twitter.

• Can't sleep so looks like it's time for... Apr 22, 2017

  Can't sleep so looks like it's time for https://twitter.

• I suddenly remembered Dumpster Professor and looked him up... Apr 22, 2017

  I suddenly remembered Dumpster Professor and looked him up and wouldn't you know it it's now THE DUMPSTER PROJECT http://dumpsterproject.

• If your happy and you know it........ Apr 22, 2017

  If your happy and you know it..... https://imgur.

• HAIL HYDROX https://twitter.com/Scavino45/status/85582756693... Apr 22, 2017

  HAIL HYDROX https://twitter.

• Whoah-ohh we're halfway there whoa-oh... Apr 22, 2017

  Whoah-ohh we're halfway there whoa-oh https://twitter.

• Ludacris Llama Llama Red Pajama Freestyle (via... Apr 22, 2017

  Ludacris Llama Llama Red Pajama Freestyle (via http://www. metafilter.

• It's easy to say Theranos but maybe it's time to start... Apr 21, 2017

  It's easy to say Theranos but maybe it's time to start saying Therayess.

• You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with... Apr 21, 2017

  You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn https://twitter.

• This is an example of my mentorship aesthetic.... Apr 21, 2017

  This is an example of my mentorship aesthetic. https://twitter.

• attn @DeanHach https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/85... Apr 21, 2017

  attn @DeanHach https://twitter.

• this is the longest wrestler entrance... Apr 20, 2017

  this is the longest wrestler entrance https://www. youtube.

• Bloomberg Lens: Scan the news. Get more insight. Anywhere... Apr 20, 2017

  Bloomberg Lens: Scan the news. Get more insight.

• The lead photo on this is stellar.... Apr 20, 2017

  The lead photo on this is stellar. https://www.

• Don't listen to that Mt Eerie album on public transit or... Apr 20, 2017

  Don't listen to that Mt Eerie album on public transit or anywhere people can see your face holy shit.

• Upon careful consideration I'm pretty sure my Spotify... Apr 20, 2017

  Upon careful consideration I'm pretty sure my Spotify automatic “Daily Mix”... Is trying to kill me.

• I have a case of Capri Suns and a rolling pin in case... Apr 19, 2017

  I have a case of Capri Suns and a rolling pin in case anyone wants to drop off $120 million to take this prototype into production.

• Silicon Valley Juicebags Feel the Squeeze... Apr 19, 2017

  Silicon Valley Juicebags Feel the Squeeze https://twitter.

• “Go squeeze a bag of juice” sounds really filthy. Apr 19, 2017

  “Go squeeze a bag of juice” sounds really filthy.

• You know what can't be squeezed by hand? The blockchain. Apr 19, 2017

  You know what can't be squeezed by hand? The blockchain.

• friends have you heard the good news about @PostlightStudio... Apr 19, 2017

  friends have you heard the good news about @PostlightStudio and @business https://trackchanges. postlight.

• POLL: Best way to store a couple million thumbnails for web... Apr 19, 2017

  POLL: Best way to store a couple million thumbnails for web app?

• I love saying things to journalists.... Apr 19, 2017

  I love saying things to journalists. https://twitter.

• Party tomorrow u should come https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bl... Apr 19, 2017

  Party tomorrow u should come https://www. eventbrite.

• Postmodernism under construction just looks pre-broken.... Apr 19, 2017

  Postmodernism under construction just looks pre-broken. https://twitter.

• good @waxpancake on how remix artist pogo's intense MRA... Apr 18, 2017

  good @waxpancake on how remix artist pogo's intense MRA politics affect his reception on social media http://waxy.

• We Ship Again! Bloomberg Lens and the Internet Apr 18, 2017

  We, Postlight, made something new with Bloomberg Media! A nice fellow named Michael Shane, who is the Global Head of Digital Innovation for Bloomberg ...

• We ship again! Apr 18, 2017

  We ship again! Postlight and Bloomberg launch a new web tool that makes you smarter, and your news better By Paul Ford , Co-founder, Postlight For desktop, a shiny new Chrome extension; for mobile, a whole new share sheet experience.

• Today's tally: Spilled milk, forgot son's lunch,... Apr 18, 2017

  Today's tally: Spilled milk, forgot son's lunch, pocket-Facetimed Mom, photo shoot with fly down, broke chair while teaching and fell over.

• We are about to start transcoding a ton of video and it's... Apr 18, 2017

  We are about to start transcoding a ton of video and it's very exciting. Nothing I love more than a long-running batch process.

• Update: When I went to teach my class I broke a chair and... Apr 18, 2017

  Update: When I went to teach my class I broke a chair and fell backwards. https://twitter.

• I had to stare at this for a minute to parse it. It's... Apr 18, 2017

  I had to stare at this for a minute to parse it. It's really good.

• Update: Received this Slack message after the photo shoot.... Apr 18, 2017

  Update: Received this Slack message after the photo shoot. https://twitter.

• Absolutely EVERYTHING you can ever think of has already... Apr 18, 2017

  Absolutely EVERYTHING you can ever think of has already been done on the Internet. https://twitter.

• Spilled coffee milk in diner (left 100% tip). Forgot son's... Apr 18, 2017

  Spilled coffee milk in diner (left 100% tip). Forgot son's lunch.

• does this mean you have to put "nyt" in your Twitter handle? Apr 18, 2017

  @ellenjpollock1 does this mean you have to put "nyt" in your Twitter handle?

• What is this even https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/17/busines... Apr 18, 2017

  What is this even https://www. nytimes.

• I'm sorry I need to erase this one.... Apr 17, 2017

  I'm sorry I need to erase this one. https://twitter.

• I set my laptop on fire and watched it burn, then I married... Apr 17, 2017

  I set my laptop on fire and watched it burn, then I married my horse. I have achieved Inbox Nero.

• I am in general 100% pro-science, which is why I must ask... Apr 17, 2017

  I am in general 100% pro-science, which is why I must ask why science can't make a good cat water fountain.

• “Oh, Just Innovation Things,” with Michael Shane Apr 17, 2017

  Digital innovation and collaboration: this week Paul and Rich sit down with Michael Shane, the Global Head of Digital Innovation for Bloomberg. They discuss his journey from professional clarinetist to applying for an editorial position on a whim to developing big and small ideas across platforms and divisions at Bloomberg.

• Also this https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/854112593... Apr 17, 2017

  Also this https://twitter.

• Max is right. He has built a team at Select All that is... Apr 17, 2017

  Max is right. He has built a team at Select All that is much smarter and better than he is.

• Between Motherboard, Outline, and Bloomberg we are... Apr 17, 2017

  Between Motherboard, Outline, and Bloomberg we are getting... very good tech journalism.

• Google knows exactly how many eggs are inside a golden... Apr 17, 2017

  Google knows exactly how many eggs are inside a golden goose. https://twitter.

• Trump is President now. https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/... Apr 17, 2017

  Trump is President now. https://twitter.

• Not the books I read, which are each 40,000 pages long and... Apr 17, 2017

  Not the books I read, which are each 40,000 pages long and rich in intertextual play. https://twitter.

• hmm https://open.spotify.com/track/2qy6Dg0KZoAwQq9vRL9Zc1 Apr 17, 2017

  hmm https://open. spotify.

• oh wow people on the internet say that purple “visited”... Apr 17, 2017
• Please write that hot take in purple text with every word... Apr 17, 2017

  Please write that hot take in purple text with every word underlined because I've ALREADY SEEN IT.

• See, Aaron understands. https://twitter.com/kirschsubjudice/... Apr 17, 2017

  See, Aaron understands. https://twitter.

• Excellent idea. Apr 17, 2017

  @rustyk5 Excellent idea.

• Everyone this is an amazing time for in-browser emulation.... Apr 17, 2017

  Everyone this is an amazing time for in-browser emulation. Time for some MAME theory.

• [TALKING MOOSE SIREN] CRYSTAL QUEST IN BROWSER... Apr 16, 2017

  [TALKING MOOSE SIREN] CRYSTAL QUEST IN BROWSER https://archive. org/details/CrystalQuest_2_2_5M https://twitter.

• The Elements of Bureaucratic Style... Apr 16, 2017

  The Elements of Bureaucratic Style https://longreads.

• POLL: The Charging Bull statue at Bowling Green should be... Apr 16, 2017

  POLL: The Charging Bull statue at Bowling Green should be replaced by a statue of...

• Get rid of the bull AND the girl and put the LaGuardia... Apr 16, 2017

  Get rid of the bull AND the girl and put the LaGuardia statue there instead. https://twitter.

• This is one hell of a...feature.... Apr 15, 2017

  This is one hell of a... feature.

• If you ever want to see code stuff done right just look at... Apr 15, 2017

  If you ever want to see code stuff done right just look at the python “requests” library. http://docs.

• I am @ftrain on http://oulipo.social. Apr 15, 2017

  I am @ftrain on http://oulipo. social.

• It's the day before Easter, when we are redeemed into a new... Apr 15, 2017

  It's the day before Easter, when we are redeemed into a new life of love by the risen Son, anyway here's a list of deserving minorities.

• Actually this is for the closed-minded.... Apr 15, 2017

  Actually this is for the closed-minded. https://twitter.

• A love letter to tacky and amazing 70s baseball uniforms... Apr 15, 2017

  A love letter to tacky and amazing 70s baseball uniforms and logos https://nyti.

• We are at the park, the ice cream truck pulled up, and the... Apr 15, 2017

  We are at the park, the ice cream truck pulled up, and the kids started whining, so I had opportunity to break out my alt-Mr. Softee lyrics.

• it's a beautiful photo but you know it's a little awkward... Apr 15, 2017

  it's a beautiful photo but you know it's a little awkward given the number of hookups https://twitter.

• i want every aspect of this bot's tweet...so badly...to be... Apr 15, 2017

  i want every aspect of this bot's tweet... so badly...

• If the world is gonna end they might as well revoke the cig... Apr 14, 2017

  If the world is gonna end they might as well revoke the cig tax.

• Ladies where your undies at https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Apr 14, 2017

  Ladies where your undies at https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/852920807433150465/photo/1 Apr 14, 2017

  https://twitter.

• so @phyllisstein reminded me of barbra streisand's first... Apr 14, 2017

  so @phyllisstein reminded me of barbra streisand's first appearance on TV and I keep thinking about it https://youtu. be/o3XNmb5A-gk?

• Maybe YOU weren't raised on Holly Near and the Yentl... Apr 13, 2017

  Maybe YOU weren't raised on Holly Near and the Yentl soundtrack but this is my real life. https://twitter.

• you can zoom in on that streisand photograph and it's... Apr 13, 2017

  you can zoom in on that streisand photograph and it's unbelievably rewarding https://pbs. twimg.

• If this was really a patriarchy wouldn't it be a father of... Apr 13, 2017

  If this was really a patriarchy wouldn't it be a father of all bombs?

• If Shakespeare wrote plays today every opening monologue... Apr 13, 2017

  If Shakespeare wrote plays today every opening monologue would start with the words “My Quill Made It.

• this was a good ad for shoes in 2010... Apr 13, 2017

  this was a good ad for shoes in 2010 https://www. youtube.

• when millennials capitalize words they use... Apr 13, 2017

  when millennials capitalize words they use https://twitter.

• Linguistics question: Which verb inflection should I use to... Apr 13, 2017

  Linguistics question: Which verb inflection should I use to acknowledge that the addressee is a millennial?

• We had some great times in college.... Apr 13, 2017

  We had some great times in college. https://twitter.

• I'm about to test the limits of how many times a human can... Apr 13, 2017

  I'm about to test the limits of how many times a human can listen to the Future/Rihanna song on repeat.

• Hey buddy let me take you an a real short boat ride...on... Apr 13, 2017

  Hey buddy let me take you an a real short boat ride... on the Friendship Express.

• sqlite&gt; select random(); -376520314178602712 wait what Apr 12, 2017
• GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN! https://twitter.com/soniasaraiya/sta... Apr 12, 2017

  GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN! https://twitter.

• fizzbuzz considered as a jazz standard (by jazz musician... Apr 12, 2017

  fizzbuzz considered as a jazz standard (by jazz musician coder @jeffowler ) http://blog. jfo.

• who among us is to determine what is nermal Apr 12, 2017
• It is very likely that Jeffrey has written way more... Apr 12, 2017

  It is very likely that Jeffrey has written way more proposals than you have. https://medium.

• god help us all https://www.drupalconfessions.org/ Apr 12, 2017

  god help us all https://www. drupalconfessions.

• It melted. https://twitter.com/robinsloan/status/85217652476... Apr 12, 2017

  It melted. https://twitter.

• mfw the farmer's market vegan carrot cookie is stale... Apr 12, 2017

  mfw the farmer's market vegan carrot cookie is stale https://twitter.

• I know of your interest in feminism and thought you would... Apr 12, 2017

  @leahfinnegan I know of your interest in feminism and thought you would find this interesting http://www. girlboss.

• THE MEDIA: The late J. Geils scored a hit with a song... Apr 11, 2017

  THE MEDIA: The late J. Geils scored a hit with a song proclaiming that his angel was...

• mostly i'm doing this because i like robes... Apr 11, 2017

  mostly i'm doing this because i like robes https://twitter.

• POLL: Which is better to have? Apr 11, 2017

  POLL: Which is better to have?

• If they shot an actual angel in the wings on video the news... Apr 11, 2017

  If they shot an actual angel in the wings on video the news headline would be NO ANGEL.

• the @postlightstudio podcast made it onto a list of good... Apr 11, 2017

  the @postlightstudio podcast made it onto a list of good tech podcasts at Forbes BUT FIRST THIS INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE #40396b313aaa " target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www. forbes.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851827193617551360/ph... Apr 11, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• Just a truly top-notch @matt_levine newsletter today... Apr 11, 2017

  Just a truly top-notch @matt_levine newsletter today https://www. bloomberg.

• WH Easter Egg Roll Eric Trump: Elmo, do you want to play a... Apr 11, 2017

  WH Easter Egg Roll Eric Trump: Elmo, do you want to play a game? Elmo: Elmo loves games!

• Making them attend their own funerals.... Apr 11, 2017

  Making them attend their own funerals. https://twitter.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851766788702568450/ph... Apr 11, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851706391450570755/ph... Apr 11, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851645996081741829/ph... Apr 11, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• Random request but if anyone ever has a run of/significant... Apr 10, 2017

  Random request but if anyone ever has a run of/significant collection of the Whole Earth Review they want to sell, hit me up.

• As a parent of young children you soon learn to always buy... Apr 10, 2017

  As a parent of young children you soon learn to always buy pants two sizes too large, for yourself.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851585596195831808/ph... Apr 10, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• Gina Trapani has things TODO.txt Apr 10, 2017
• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851525207118532608/ph... Apr 10, 2017

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• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851464806330765315/ph... Apr 10, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• Having two five year olds feels like having five two year... Apr 10, 2017

  Having two five year olds feels like having five two year olds.

• !!! Make a sign for the April 22 Science march.... Apr 10, 2017

  !!! Make a sign for the April 22 Science march.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851404403068329984/ph... Apr 10, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• Here is an excellent, excellent essay about losing the... Apr 10, 2017

  Here is an excellent, excellent essay about losing the illusion of control as a parent. http://velamag.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851344000854491137/ph... Apr 10, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851283611193966593/ph... Apr 10, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• You better fact-check yourself before you fact-wreck... Apr 9, 2017

  You better fact-check yourself before you fact-wreck yourself.

• deep learning lets you watch bob ross gently... Apr 9, 2017

  deep learning lets you watch bob ross gently pet... something #1 :15 #t =75" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://vimeo.

• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851236126862036992/ph... Apr 9, 2017

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• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851236115625508864/ph... Apr 9, 2017

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• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851236105685000195/ph... Apr 9, 2017

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• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851236093685104642/ph... Apr 9, 2017

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• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851235972205432834/ph... Apr 9, 2017

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• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851235957986795520/ph... Apr 9, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• after complaining that i was posting too many images people... Apr 9, 2017
• #pix https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851235446747275264/ph... Apr 9, 2017

  #pix https://twitter.

• Great https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/status/85117364637... Apr 9, 2017

  Great https://twitter.

• Ohhhhhhhhh, you're halfway there, ohhhhh you're... Apr 9, 2017

  Ohhhhhhhhh, you're halfway there, ohhhhh you're https://www. youtube.

• Budget accordingly. https://twitter.com/halvorson/status/841... Apr 9, 2017

  Budget accordingly. https://twitter.

• I keep watching and pausing and watching and pausing. This... Apr 8, 2017

  I keep watching and pausing and watching and pausing. This thing is so good.

• Once again we hang the offering upon our door to ward away... Apr 8, 2017

  Once again we hang the offering upon our door to ward away the hungry lagomorph. https://twitter.

• The Pepsi ad was filmed in Thailand.... Apr 8, 2017

  The Pepsi ad was filmed in Thailand. http://people.

• No I had to remove some problematic content and broke the... Apr 8, 2017

  @abackstrom No I had to remove some problematic content and broke the thread.

• This is true for puppies and also open source in the... Apr 7, 2017

  This is true for puppies and also open source in the enterprise https://twitter.

• I had a few client drinks and I would definitely buy a... Apr 7, 2017

  I had a few client drinks and I would definitely buy a puppy right now.

• I'm not racist, but [TURNS TO CAMERA] first of all, I'd... Apr 7, 2017

  I'm not racist, but [TURNS TO CAMERA] first of all, I'd like to apologize to Kendall Jenner.

• POLL: Slack threads Apr 7, 2017
• twitter works great now https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/85... Apr 7, 2017

  twitter works great now https://twitter.

• ooooooof https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/8504409334349619... Apr 7, 2017

  ooooooof https://twitter.

• godammit jason https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/85044048... Apr 7, 2017

  godammit jason https://twitter.

• Why ARE the ranchers jolly? Apr 7, 2017

  Why ARE the ranchers jolly?

• I just ordered 11 pounds of office candy. Apr 7, 2017

  I just ordered 11 pounds of office candy.

• What is the greatest Internet genre Apr 7, 2017
• Software Preservation Is a Job for the Government, UNESCO... Apr 7, 2017

  Software Preservation Is a Job for the Government, UNESCO Says https://motherboard. vice.

• I think of this cartoon about the Democrats at least once a... Apr 7, 2017

  I think of this cartoon about the Democrats at least once a week. https://twitter.

• due the poll results i will now post one image every four... Apr 6, 2017
• It looks small https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/8501449516... Apr 6, 2017

  It looks small https://twitter.

• i think jack or i are setting up a node Apr 6, 2017
• at what pace should i autopost images Apr 6, 2017
• Official bird of Twitter. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Apr 5, 2017

  Official bird of Twitter. https://twitter.

• It's weird that one day I will no longer say, “Give me that... Apr 5, 2017

  It's weird that one day I will no longer say, “Give me that freaking whistle, my God, where did you get a whistle? Those aren't real tears.

• Dear @PepsiCo please put the Pepsi ad back up we are... Apr 5, 2017

  Dear @PepsiCo please put the Pepsi ad back up we are nowhere near done with you.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/849693193436352512/photo/1 Apr 5, 2017

  https://twitter.

• You owe it to yourself to see this PDF. This is it, the... Apr 5, 2017

  You owe it to yourself to see this PDF. This is it, the greatest PDF in branding history.

• Pepsi actually should make ice buckets filled with cold... Apr 5, 2017

  Pepsi actually should make ice buckets filled with cold Pepsi products available at the massive protests that will define the coming summer.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/849658573814730752/photo/1 Apr 5, 2017

  https://twitter.

• I made the hack garbage code from my stupid bot into an... Apr 5, 2017

  I made the hack garbage code from my stupid bot into an open sores project in case you want to feel superior https://github.

• making a bot to tweet a picture from my http://mlkshk.com... Apr 5, 2017

  making a bot to tweet a picture from my http://mlkshk. com archive every hour is the best decision i've ever made https://twitter.

• My sense of self-worth is driven by people tweeting my own... Apr 5, 2017

  My sense of self-worth is driven by people tweeting my own name at me in exasperation.

• My UPS driver was making no sense but then I realised he... Apr 5, 2017

  My UPS driver was making no sense but then I realised he was speaking Parceltongue.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/849577366892539904/photo/1 Apr 5, 2017

  https://twitter.

• Negativland made a whole album of Pepsi sound collage... Apr 4, 2017

  Negativland made a whole album of Pepsi sound collage because they saw the whole future. https://open.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/849441468980879361/photo/1 Apr 4, 2017

  https://twitter.

• Maybe the Pepsi people and the ad agency really think that... Apr 4, 2017

  Maybe the Pepsi people and the ad agency really think that protest is like that. Because that is one amazing fantasy.

• The Vintage Seltzer ad is just people yelling at each other... Apr 4, 2017

  The Vintage Seltzer ad is just people yelling at each other at Fairway.

• If you took away all the brands all we would have left is... Apr 4, 2017

  If you took away all the brands all we would have left is personal brands.

• Pepsi tastes like cat pee bubblegum. Apr 4, 2017

  Pepsi tastes like cat pee bubblegum.

• http://thesarahawards.com/article/2017/4/3/towards-a-poetics... Apr 4, 2017

  http://thesarahawards.

• Me in your mentions. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/84929... Apr 4, 2017

  Me in your mentions. https://twitter.

• Are you a product designer who would like to make awkward... Apr 4, 2017

  Are you a product designer who would like to make awkward small talk with me while we take cabs to client meetings? https://postlight.

• Holy shit he's right. You can just call people on the... Apr 4, 2017

  Holy shit he's right. You can just call people on the phone.

• You all think you invented thirst but I've been... Apr 4, 2017

  You all think you invented thirst but I've been thirstposting since most of you were in Little Mermaid jammies.

• Someone linked to this last night. I hadn't thought of it... Apr 4, 2017

  Someone linked to this last night. I hadn't thought of it in a year.

• My son's leg hurt, but now he went back to sleep, while I... Apr 4, 2017

  My son's leg hurt, but now he went back to sleep, while I feel like I just had seven cups of coffee.

• In making my goofy image-posting bot some of the GIFs are... Apr 3, 2017

  In making my goofy image-posting bot some of the GIFs are too big to automatically upload so I'll start a thread for them here. https://twitter.

• This is Mayor DeBlasio's New York. Trash everywhere.... Apr 3, 2017

  This is Mayor DeBlasio's New York. Trash everywhere.

• Online America Transformational Ham Apr 3, 2017
• Internationally Relating With Jeremy Pam Apr 3, 2017

  Geopolitical design thinking: this week Paul and Rich talk to Jeremy Pam, an international relations expert whose career has taken him from Wall Street to Iraq and Afghanistan to MIT to his current position at Columbia University’s Saltzman Institute of War and Peace Studies. The conversation ranges from sovereign debt relief to New York subcultures to working in a warzone to the Homebrew Computer Club, and they draw parallels between the tech world and geopolitics—and how to reconcile with outcomes your data models never predicted.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/848928083470163969/photo/1 Apr 3, 2017

  https://twitter.

• From “Prince Hyacinth and the Dear Little Princess,” in the... Apr 3, 2017

  From “Prince Hyacinth and the Dear Little Princess,” in the Blue Fairy Book. http://www.

• I don't think that what-am-I-even-doing-here sensation ever... Apr 3, 2017

  I don't think that what-am-I-even-doing-here sensation ever leaves you. http://www.

• I liked Rogue One but every time I thought, this is an... Apr 2, 2017

  I liked Rogue One but every time I thought, this is an interesting setting/character/space thing, it exploded. They blew up everything.

• I think it might be time for me to step back and reevaluate... Apr 2, 2017

  I think it might be time for me to step back and reevaluate some of my life choices. https://twitter.

• My daughter just asked if Beyoncé knows who we are, and now... Apr 2, 2017

  My daughter just asked if Beyoncé knows who we are, and now I have to break a tiny heart.

• It really truly is. Once you get that data in there you can... Apr 2, 2017

  @TheMFingChisa It really truly is. Once you get that data in there you can actually do things with it.

• I was confused to walk into the museum and see piles of... Apr 2, 2017

  I was confused to walk into the museum and see piles of gray felt—but then I realized, the Beuys are back in town.

• My license expired years ago so you were in terrible peril. Apr 2, 2017

  @scumbly My license expired years ago so you were in terrible peril.

• Random memory: Post-Sept 11, pro-Taliban protestors in... Apr 2, 2017

  Random memory: Post-Sept 11, pro-Taliban protestors in Bangladesh made pro-bin Laden posters that accidentally included Bert from Sesame St. https://twitter.

• What follows is a long thread of images posted to... Apr 2, 2017

  What follows is a long thread of images posted to http://MLKSHK. com when it was operational.

• twins start like this but five years later they're sitting... Apr 1, 2017

  twins start like this but five years later they're sitting on top of you making you watch “trolls” https://twitter.

• this is what it looks like when everything is going right... Apr 1, 2017

  this is what it looks like when everything is going right https://twitter.

• she is cackling from the other room because she got to... Apr 1, 2017

  she is cackling from the other room because she got to tweet “achievement unlocked” https://twitter.

• I downloaded my MLKSHK archive. It's ~6,000 images I don't... Apr 1, 2017

  I downloaded my MLKSHK archive. It's ~6,000 images I don't remember, so I'm thinking I'll do a bot and post 10 a day.

• Mo brought home some Russian Napoleon cake which is sort of... Apr 1, 2017

  Mo brought home some Russian Napoleon cake which is sort of surprising given that the Russian relationship to Napoleon is way different.

• As products of late capitalism go it was totally fine. I... Apr 1, 2017

  @rustyk5 As products of late capitalism go it was totally fine. I kind of appreciated how insincere it was.

• Blogging lives http://n-gate.com/hackernews/ Apr 1, 2017

  Blogging lives http://n-gate.

• While you all talked about politics and life I watched the... Apr 1, 2017

  While you all talked about politics and life I watched the movie “Trolls” and had to stay in the room to be available for the scary parts.

• Woke up in the darkness and my first thought was “Today is... Apr 1, 2017

  Woke up in the darkness and my first thought was “Today is @mlkshk 's wind-down day. ” So glad it existed.

• The world is my screensaver. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Mar 31, 2017

  The world is my screensaver. https://twitter.

• My hanxiety just became hanxfulness.... Mar 31, 2017

  My hanxiety just became hanxfulness. https://twitter.

• Poor dad. https://twitter.com/jonkeegan/status/8474696940008... Mar 31, 2017

  Poor dad. https://twitter.

• This is so calming it gives me a feeling of warren peace... Mar 31, 2017

  This is so calming it gives me a feeling of warren peace https://twitter.

• Hi trans human people! It's a much better and bigger world... Mar 31, 2017

  Hi trans human people! It's a much better and bigger world with you all being here and who you are, under the same light as everyone else.

• I erased this from a pitch memo today: “Many smaller dreams... Mar 30, 2017

  I erased this from a pitch memo today: “Many smaller dreams will die in order to make the big dream real. Start prioritizing your dreams.

• oh for god's sake they ruined twitter again Mar 30, 2017
• What's more of a creative class tradition than unexplained... Mar 30, 2017

  What's more of a creative class tradition than unexplained foreign foodstuffs left on the kitchen table? https://twitter.

• I can't even guess the number of heartfelt appeals I have... Mar 30, 2017

  I can't even guess the number of heartfelt appeals I have clicked to support only to remember that my wallet was in the other room.

• This shit always goes well https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A... Mar 30, 2017

  This shit always goes well https://en. m.

• the media sees evangelicals as moon people so it gets... Mar 30, 2017
• Has there ever been a movie where someone hijacks a private... Mar 30, 2017

  Has there ever been a movie where someone hijacks a private plane filled with TV executives and says, “I have cancelled the pilot.

• It's gonna be upsetting when people learn the Book of... Mar 30, 2017

  It's gonna be upsetting when people learn the Book of Revelations was written by Macedonian teenagers.

• Deleting that one before I go into the tunnel and lose... Mar 30, 2017

  Deleting that one before I go into the tunnel and lose signal.

• That's not good. https://twitter.com/rachelabramsny/status/8... Mar 30, 2017

  That's not good. https://twitter.

• Agreed 100%. Good work, @Coudal.... Mar 29, 2017

  Agreed 100%. Good work, @Coudal .

• Wait, where are all these women who want to drink with Mike... Mar 29, 2017

  Wait, where are all these women who want to drink with Mike Pence?

• Someone needs to write a Star Wars script without the word... Mar 29, 2017

  Someone needs to write a Star Wars script without the word “arise.

• I'm assuming when Pence drinks heavily he starts screaming... Mar 29, 2017

  I'm assuming when Pence drinks heavily he starts screaming MOTHER until she begs him to put his clothes on and come back into the residence.

• Drew is real smart https://medium.com/@droob/2172309cfa27 Mar 29, 2017

  Drew is real smart @droob /2172309cfa27" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• On the Internet, we've known you're a dog for years. Mar 29, 2017

  On the Internet, we've known you're a dog for years.

• Me most days. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/847069188774... Mar 29, 2017

  Me most days. https://twitter.

• hard at work! https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/84683388... Mar 28, 2017

  @page88 hard at work! https://twitter.

• I'm still not sure what was up at the Flatiron building.... Mar 28, 2017

  I'm still not sure what was up at the Flatiron building. https://twitter.

• Jesus was this a disappointment.... Mar 28, 2017

  Jesus was this a disappointment. https://twitter.

• This is a real book. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/84689... Mar 28, 2017

  This is a real book. https://twitter.

• Looks like someone...let it go.... Mar 28, 2017

  Looks like someone... let it go.

• When activism overlaps with sysadmin work I am so there. Mar 28, 2017

  When activism overlaps with sysadmin work I am so there.

• oooooooooooooh Mar 28, 2017
• Chattin' with Kim Stanley Robinson on the ol' podcast:... Mar 28, 2017

  Chattin' with Kim Stanley Robinson on the ol' podcast: https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Talking with Kim Stanley Robinson about his global warming epic, New York 2140 Mar 27, 2017

  Imagining New York’s underwater future: this week Paul and Rich talk to Kim Stanley Robinson, one of the most renowned science fiction writers alive. The author of nineteen novels, he describes his newest, New York 2140, as both a “post-disaster novel” and a “comedy of coping,” set in a New York City several decades after sea levels have risen and stabilized.

• We use natural analgesics and topical creams, and we make... Mar 27, 2017

  We use natural analgesics and topical creams, and we make counselors available afterwards. That's why we call it the Humane Centipede.

• I kept expecting this to cut to a shot where someone eats... Mar 27, 2017

  I kept expecting this to cut to a shot where someone eats corn. https://twitter.

• So...Nivea Nivea. https://twitter.com/aimiekins/status/84611... Mar 27, 2017

  So... Nivea Nivea.

• Hello, I am enjoying this totally new and very good... Mar 27, 2017

  Hello, I am enjoying this totally new and very good tech/culture publication, @logic_magazine . https://twitter.

• Because America is going to be run like a business we need... Mar 27, 2017

  Because America is going to be run like a business we need to start stack-ranking states.

• America should be run more like a business so we are moving... Mar 27, 2017

  America should be run more like a business so we are moving it to Mexico.

• I'm asking my wife if on her deathbed she wants to say, “I... Mar 26, 2017

  I'm asking my wife if on her deathbed she wants to say, “I wish I'd put that laminate dragon on our kitchen wall. ” https://www.

• I'm about to go into the kids' room and break up the... Mar 26, 2017

  I'm about to go into the kids' room and break up the greatest fart-noise party in human history.

• The United “Handmaids Fly Free” tie-in promotion had some... Mar 26, 2017

  The United “Handmaids Fly Free” tie-in promotion had some rollout glitches huh.

• Maybe the key to achieving reparations is just sending the... Mar 26, 2017

  Maybe the key to achieving reparations is just sending the White House a bill. https://twitter.

• wait until they hear about ssh https://twitter.com/MarrShow/... Mar 26, 2017

  wait until they hear about ssh https://twitter.

• If you sit quietly in the apartment building, after all the... Mar 25, 2017

  If you sit quietly in the apartment building, after all the children stop screaming, you can hear the doorbells ringing as delivery arrives.

• I like crabby NYT https://twitter.com/lpolgreen/status/84544... Mar 24, 2017

  I like crabby NYT https://twitter.

• I just received IRL spam. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Mar 24, 2017

  I just received IRL spam. https://twitter.

• Hillary Clinton presenting on health care in 1993.... Mar 24, 2017

  Hillary Clinton presenting on health care in 1993. https://en.

• March comes in like a lion and can gtfo. Mar 24, 2017

  March comes in like a lion and can gtfo.

• They were chasing the car. They caught the car. And... Mar 24, 2017

  They were chasing the car. They caught the car.

• Bike lanes are good for everyone.... Mar 24, 2017

  Bike lanes are good for everyone. https://twitter.

• One thing that changed since I became a father is that,... Mar 24, 2017

  One thing that changed since I became a father is that, whereas before I purposefully avoided them, I now actively seek out Ben Folds songs.

• i like it more when they destroy each other instead of the... Mar 24, 2017

  i like it more when they destroy each other instead of the country https://twitter.

• these medical student cartoons are wrecking my brain... Mar 24, 2017

  these medical student cartoons are wrecking my brain https://www. theatlantic.

• Steve Bannon regularly opens his mouth and regurgitates Mar 24, 2017
• Paywalls? Maybe the secular liberal media needs to start... Mar 23, 2017

  Paywalls? Maybe the secular liberal media needs to start thinking more about PRAYwalls.

• I just keep watching this video I love it so so much.... Mar 23, 2017

  I just keep watching this video I love it so so much. Perfume Genius - Slip Away (Official Music Video) https://www.

• You know you hardly ever hear “Fight Song” any more. Mar 23, 2017

  You know you hardly ever hear “Fight Song” any more.

• Busta Rhymes's verse on Scenario is more than 25 years old. Mar 23, 2017

  Busta Rhymes's verse on Scenario is more than 25 years old.

• May all your jacksons be luscious. Mar 23, 2017

  May all your jacksons be luscious.

• 6:30PM 101 5th Ave New York New York. Have a beer and talk... Mar 22, 2017

  6:30PM 101 5th Ave New York New York. Have a beer and talk tech and global warming w/Kim Stanley Robinson and me, your host, Paul Ford.

• the mentions are a disaster https://twitter.com/MountainButo... Mar 22, 2017

  the mentions are a disaster https://twitter.

• My wife got angry that I woke her up at 5am so at 6:30am... Mar 22, 2017

  My wife got angry that I woke her up at 5am so at 6:30am she played Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses two times. Yes officer I will hold.

• Every day I see maybe twelve small trucks or vans and... Mar 21, 2017

  Every day I see maybe twelve small trucks or vans and wonder, “Could I live in that? ” Am I normal.

• About four times a day I think, ”I found a new... Mar 21, 2017

  About four times a day I think, ”I found a new friend/underneath my pillow. ” And then I have to sing it quietly to get on with my day.

• mo just turns it over anyway so i'm mostly going on memory Mar 21, 2017
• TOMORROW, FREE, 6:30PM at @postlightstudio I chat w/Kim... Mar 21, 2017

  TOMORROW, FREE, 6:30PM at @postlightstudio I chat w/Kim Stanley Robinson on how society will go after the tides rise https://medium. com/track-changes/kim-stanley-robinson-swings-by-postlights-office-while-it-is-still-above-sea-level-2e8805a6e58b#.

• Every six months or so I make the mistake of pret breakfast. Mar 21, 2017

  Every six months or so I make the mistake of pret breakfast.

• Wow that got complicated http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/03/thi... Mar 21, 2017

  Wow that got complicated http://nymag. com/thecut/2017/03/thinx-employee-accuses-miki-agrawal-of-sexual-harassment.

• My children refuse to put on socks.... Mar 21, 2017

  My children refuse to put on socks. https://twitter.

• Sheena is a Perl Hacker. https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/s... Mar 21, 2017

  Sheena is a Perl Hacker. https://twitter.

• John Battelle on Making Web Media Possible, and Profitable Mar 20, 2017

  The past, present, and future of advertising on the web: this week Paul and Rich talk to John Battelle, who’s been, in Paul’s words, “an internet entrepreneur as long as there’s been internet entrepreneurship to happen. ” They chronicle his long and varied career, including early days as founding managing editor of Wired, founding Industry Standard during the dot-com boom, the Web 2.

• To me, now, life is much more about skilled improvisation... Mar 20, 2017

  To me, now, life is much more about skilled improvisation than careful preparation. I'm also giving a new talk tomorrow at a conference.

• you owe it to yourself as a human to listen to the song at... Mar 20, 2017

  you owe it to yourself as a human to listen to the song at 8:38 https://youtu. be/weaboJeOyf4?

• You should come this book is gooooooood... Mar 20, 2017

  You should come this book is gooooooood https://twitter.

• if you love photos of people harvesting grain then you just... Mar 20, 2017

  if you love photos of people harvesting grain then you just hit the jackpot https://twitter.

• This is what happens when kids get together and try to make... Mar 20, 2017

  This is what happens when kids get together and try to make their own La Croix. https://twitter.

• Everyone knew it was bullshit. We called each other on... Mar 20, 2017

  Everyone knew it was bullshit. We called each other on landlines and went, “Did you see Colin Powell's face?

• have friends with a backyard yurt which is a compromise Mar 19, 2017
• Just when you think the Internet is dead and soulless... Mar 19, 2017

  Just when you think the Internet is dead and soulless there is a big fucked up chicken.

• Arkanoid has the least necessary back story. Mar 19, 2017

  Arkanoid has the least necessary back story.

• “People don't have to be monsters to do monstrish... Mar 19, 2017

  “People don't have to be monsters to do monstrish things.

• The thing about Kellyanne Conway is you want to hate her... Mar 19, 2017

  The thing about Kellyanne Conway is you want to hate her and then you realize, she's actually taller than Goebbels, and quicker with a joke.

• At a half million this seems like a steal.... Mar 18, 2017

  At a half million this seems like a steal. https://twitter.

• Every time I see the word “incel” I think it's a brand of... Mar 18, 2017

  Every time I see the word “incel” I think it's a brand of batteries. “Incel.

• I mean the milt was a giant lunch assistance program Mar 18, 2017
• You can shoot schoolchildren, you just can't feed them. Mar 18, 2017

  You can shoot schoolchildren, you just can't feed them.

• Time for a traditional meal of boiled cabbage and yelling. Mar 17, 2017

  Time for a traditional meal of boiled cabbage and yelling.

• Is there a way to search only Twitter polls? cc... Mar 17, 2017

  Is there a way to search only Twitter polls?

• Poll: https://open.spotify.com/track/3dt8d1ohnFcyNxKLUpBBHw Mar 17, 2017

  Poll: https://open. spotify.

• There's alway some argument about how it leads to... Mar 17, 2017
• Me: I'm feeling stronger! Physical therapist: Let me show... Mar 17, 2017

  Me: I'm feeling stronger! Physical therapist: Let me show you the ten thousand weaknesses.

• Don't you even with single moms, my lord.... Mar 16, 2017

  Don't you even with single moms, my lord. https://twitter.

• I'm going to get this photo framed and hang it in my... Mar 16, 2017

  I'm going to get this photo framed and hang it in my lebensraum. https://twitter.

• God is there anything more exhausting than listening to... Mar 16, 2017

  God is there anything more exhausting than listening to Jeff Session's endless Klansplaining?

• Wow! https://twitter.com/goldie_ice/status/84255968283734016... Mar 16, 2017

  Wow! https://twitter.

• My grandparents used to drive Meals on Wheels around in the... Mar 16, 2017

  My grandparents used to drive Meals on Wheels around in the early 80s and I'd go with them. The people whom it fed desperately needed it.

• Okay but the title of this Mt Eerie album is perfect... Mar 16, 2017

  Okay but the title of this Mt Eerie album is perfect self-parody. https://twitter.

• For the next 15 years every discussion of programming will... Mar 16, 2017

  For the next 15 years every discussion of programming will have one or more replies reading, “You've confused concurrency with parallelism.

• This is great. Deriving the future of programming by... Mar 16, 2017

  This is great. Deriving the future of programming by aggregating "why we moved from xlang to ylang" blog posts.

• kingsway is an operating system for knights who smash... Mar 16, 2017

  kingsway is an operating system for knights who smash skeletons https://m. youtube.

• One thing we've lost in the digital age is you now never... Mar 15, 2017

  One thing we've lost in the digital age is you now never see a sitcom where someone receives secret radio messages through teeth fillings.

• It's good to see someone standing up for polio.... Mar 15, 2017

  It's good to see someone standing up for polio. https://twitter.

• Wow my brain apparently knows every word to Sweet Baby... Mar 15, 2017

  Wow my brain apparently knows every word to Sweet Baby James.

• https://qz.com/933078/canada-goose-is-going-public-and-no-on... Mar 15, 2017

  @richziade https://qz.

• The reverse catfish is, simply, a fishcat. Mar 15, 2017

  The reverse catfish is, simply, a fishcat.

• nyc rn https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nojC6fP56VI Mar 15, 2017

  nyc rn https://m. youtube.

• I'm going to sleep in a bed with my leg extended for the... Mar 14, 2017

  I'm going to sleep in a bed with my leg extended for the first time in six weeks so I'm trying to find the most soothing radio to sleep to.

• I mean newspapers have published tons of stories A1 above... Mar 14, 2017

  I mean newspapers have published tons of stories A1 above the fold for 150+ years so the idea that there's one real story right now is hmmm.

• People who believe that one news story is the most... Mar 14, 2017

  People who believe that one news story is the most important of day have fallen prey to the myth of narratocracy.

• Seems like just yesterday we were all worried about some... Mar 14, 2017

  Seems like just yesterday we were all worried about some snowstorm.

• My dream is to own an apartment with enough room for my... Mar 14, 2017

  My dream is to own an apartment with enough room for my crazywalls.

• Friends, family of this Trump tax returns story, we are... Mar 14, 2017

  Friends, family of this Trump tax returns story, we are gathered here today to say our farewells to the lede, and to return it to the earth.

• Trump's 2005 tax return is certified authentic by the law... Mar 14, 2017

  Trump's 2005 tax return is certified authentic by the law firm of Hope, Cash, &amp;amp; Jobs.

• I love these moments on Twitter when the poop flood... Mar 14, 2017

  I love these moments on Twitter when the poop flood overwhelms the poop dam and there's nothing to do but watch poop drown the towns.

• Times like this I think about my father, who often says,... Mar 14, 2017

  Times like this I think about my father, who often says, “Expect disappointment and then you'll only have good surprises.

• Be careful they could “have” them and they might be... Mar 14, 2017

  Be careful they could “have” them and they might be password protected and in WinRAR format or even PKZIP.

• I regret to inform you we are looking at months of... Mar 14, 2017

  I regret to inform you we are looking at months of (Seriously. ) here on this web site.

• I've got Trump's Brazilian wax returns. Mar 14, 2017

  I've got Trump's Brazilian wax returns.

• Hmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/841796788164149249/pho... Mar 14, 2017

  Hmm https://twitter.

• Required to make course materials accessible to ppl... Mar 14, 2017

  Required to make course materials accessible to ppl w/disabilities, Berkeley opts to delete 20,000 YouTube videos. https://www.

• I do not want to do any more things. Mar 14, 2017

  I do not want to do any more things.

• These are really good people working at the grassroots... Mar 14, 2017

  These are really good people working at the grassroots level. We kicked in!

• “It’s a beautiful irony that your productivity-focused time... Mar 14, 2017

  “It’s a beautiful irony that your productivity-focused time philosophy book took ten years to write. ” https://trackchanges.

• The actual tool is here: http://socialarchive.iath.virginia.... Mar 14, 2017

  The actual tool is here: http://socialarchive. iath.

• We talked to @alanburdick about his important book about... Mar 14, 2017

  We talked to @alanburdick about his important book about THE NATURE OF TIME, but it devolved into PRODUCTIVITY CHAT https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I can't sleep until the snow. Mar 13, 2017

  I can't sleep until the snow.

• “Be very careful not to slip or fall, we don’t want nobody... Mar 13, 2017

  “Be very careful not to slip or fall, we don’t want nobody injured.

• Strong character development https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q... Mar 13, 2017

  Strong character development https://m. youtube.

• “A SAMPLE” https://twitter.com/jpotisch/status/8414399383568... Mar 13, 2017

  “A SAMPLE” https://twitter.

• Alan Burdick on the Nature of Time and the Terrors of Productivity Mar 13, 2017

  How do we measure and manage our lives? This week Paul and Rich talk to Alan Burdick, a staff writer and former senior editor at The New Yorker whose perpetual lateness led to Why Time Flies: A Mostly Scientific Investigation, a far-reaching and comprehensive exploration of time.

• Wow this person is a living PR disaster.... Mar 13, 2017

  Wow this person is a living PR disaster. https://twitter.

• It's fun watching weather Twitter lose its marbles. Mar 13, 2017

  It's fun watching weather Twitter lose its marbles.

• Weds, Mar 22, 6:30PM @PostlightStudio: Kim Stanley Robinson... Mar 13, 2017

  Weds, Mar 22, 6:30PM @PostlightStudio : Kim Stanley Robinson talks about his new CLIMATE CHANGE book, NEW YORK 2140 https://www. meetup.

• I hope Google Jacket soaks up yer blood if you ride a fixie... Mar 13, 2017

  I hope Google Jacket soaks up yer blood if you ride a fixie w/earbuds&amp;amp;no helmet in SF https://www. youtube.

• Tomorrow is when NetFlix rolls out surge pricing. Mar 13, 2017

  Tomorrow is when NetFlix rolls out surge pricing.

• Amazon Prime and Disney are about to have the best day... Mar 13, 2017

  Amazon Prime and Disney are about to have the best day imaginable starting tomorrow around 11AM.

• apparently Congress already buys on the exchange so hmm... Mar 13, 2017

  apparently Congress already buys on the exchange so hmm https://twitter.

• Good luck with the weather tomorrow. Remember, we're on our... Mar 13, 2017

  Good luck with the weather tomorrow. Remember, we're on our own.

• This would be an amazing act for a Democratic... Mar 13, 2017

  This would be an amazing act for a Democratic congressperson to propose. https://twitter.

• It's a good start, but nowhere near enough to be... Mar 13, 2017

  It's a good start, but nowhere near enough to be interesting. https://twitter.

• A+ work by the social media team.... Mar 12, 2017

  A+ work by the social media team. https://twitter.

• I keep thinking about this because it's so rare to see a... Mar 11, 2017

  I keep thinking about this because it's so rare to see a grown man be gentle and kind without irony or apology in any way in any medium. https://twitter.

• Patrick Stewart pets dogs is the best show on all of TV.... Mar 10, 2017

  Patrick Stewart pets dogs is the best show on all of TV. https://twitter.

• Whoa Kate Bush “in conversation” 1983 on Spotify:... Mar 10, 2017

  Whoa Kate Bush “in conversation” 1983 on Spotify: https://open. spotify.

• And if I only could, Make a deal with God, And get him to... Mar 10, 2017

  And if I only could, Make a deal with God, And get him to swap our places, https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/840381976070782976/photo/1 Mar 10, 2017

  https://twitter.

• What if St. Peter has a list of everything I torrented? Mar 10, 2017

  What if St. Peter has a list of everything I torrented?

• ProsperWorks zero. Mar 10, 2017

  ProsperWorks zero.

• i just watched this whole thing and i'm so sad and so angry Mar 10, 2017
• this is an actual nightmare Mar 10, 2017
• watching this squinting with my shoulders hunched and my... Mar 10, 2017

  watching this squinting with my shoulders hunched and my mouth hanging open https://twitter.

• Meanwhile, this song is an industrial-strength tool for... Mar 10, 2017

  Meanwhile, this song is an industrial-strength tool for easing into a weekend: https://www. youtube.

• Sometimes I wish I could have gone through adolescence in... Mar 10, 2017

  Sometimes I wish I could have gone through adolescence in literally any other era in history https://www. youtube.

• When I was a kid they told me there was a stop on the... Mar 10, 2017

  When I was a kid they told me there was a stop on the Underground Railroad across from my grandparent's house, and I imagined it SO wrong.

• everything that looked like progress is just getting rolled... Mar 10, 2017

  everything that looked like progress is just getting rolled back these days https://fcw. com/blogs/lectern/2017/02/kelman-empire-strikes-back.

• “As a parent myself,” [explodes]. Mar 10, 2017

  “As a parent myself,” [explodes].

• Twitter is angry about many things today instead of one big... Mar 10, 2017

  Twitter is angry about many things today instead of one big thing.

• I wonder if the sequel to “World War Z” will be “World War... Mar 10, 2017

  I wonder if the sequel to “World War Z” will be “World War AA.

• Strong, masculine bot. https://twitter.com/man_products/stat... Mar 10, 2017

  Strong, masculine bot. https://twitter.

• Oh no. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/840121555640238080 Mar 10, 2017

  Oh no. https://twitter.

• Woke up 20 minutes ago. 2:15am now. Mar 10, 2017

  Woke up 20 minutes ago. 2:15am now.

• Honies want to chat/but all we want to know is, “Where the... Mar 9, 2017

  Honies want to chat/but all we want to know is, “Where the Democratic Party at? ”👇 https://twitter.

• Any sufficiently complicated JavaScript program contains an... Mar 9, 2017

  Any sufficiently complicated JavaScript program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified implementation of half of ClojureScript.

• I miss defrag a lot some days. https://twitter.com/Postlight... Mar 9, 2017

  I miss defrag a lot some days. https://twitter.

• Are bow ties a thing now or do I just keep seeing the same... Mar 9, 2017

  Are bow ties a thing now or do I just keep seeing the same guy on a CitiBike?

• Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble... Mar 8, 2017

  Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here https://twitter.

• Everybody wants to take her picture.... Mar 8, 2017

  Everybody wants to take her picture. https://twitter.

• https://medium.com/@olivehues/a-letter-to-my-son-on-internat... Mar 8, 2017

  @olivehues /a-letter-to-my-son-on-international-womens-day-fe9caf88f97e#. clnkng2yn" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• This is an intense document. https://twitter.com/usmc/status... Mar 7, 2017

  This is an intense document. https://twitter.

• Sure but how are the benefits? https://twitter.com/igorvolsk... Mar 7, 2017

  Sure but how are the benefits? https://twitter.

• It's @PostlightStudio's own @ginatrapani on stage talking... Mar 7, 2017

  It's @PostlightStudio 's own @ginatrapani on stage talking AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaamp. https://twitter.

• https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/07/nyregion/champlain-ny-can... Mar 7, 2017

  https://www. nytimes.

• In this podcast about huge secret giants of the Internet, I... Mar 7, 2017

  In this podcast about huge secret giants of the Internet, I equate fondant to Satan's icing https://trackchanges. postlight.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1p1D0UAXTs Mar 7, 2017

  https://www. youtube.

• Listen: If folks don't want to go to the Data Camps and... Mar 7, 2017

  Listen: If folks don't want to go to the Data Camps and indenture themselves for Survival Credits, do they really want to survive?

• This is what happens when you don't stop trying to make... Mar 7, 2017

  This is what happens when you don't stop trying to make fetch happen. https://twitter.

• Sometimes my ultra-far-right hand doesn't know what my... Mar 7, 2017

  Sometimes my ultra-far-right hand doesn't know what my reactionary neo-fascist hand is doing.

• Listen guys, at the end of the day, aren't we all just... Mar 7, 2017

  Listen guys, at the end of the day, aren't we all just human?

• Am told by trusted member of IC that you are a dork. Mar 7, 2017

  Am told by trusted member of IC that you are a dork.

• Stop trying to make fetch happen.... Mar 6, 2017

  Stop trying to make fetch happen. https://twitter.

• Wow my idea to search for tweets with the words "please... Mar 6, 2017

  Wow my idea to search for tweets with the words "please doctor my son" + images, to find a funny meme image, backfired spectacularly.

• Idea: A bot with a very long username that just jumps into... Mar 6, 2017

  Idea: A bot with a very long username that just jumps into Twitter canoes and says “Hi!

• Maybe call it Republicare? Mar 6, 2017

  Maybe call it Republicare?

• Poll: Do you think he's tweeted at America from the toilet? Mar 6, 2017

  Poll: Do you think he's tweeted at America from the toilet?

• I guess it's time to figure out our meeting place in case... Mar 6, 2017

  I guess it's time to figure out our meeting place in case of disaster.

• Rich and Paul Discuss the Hidden Giants of the Internet Mar 6, 2017

  From Amazon Web Services to YouTube cake videos: this week Paul and Rich go on a journey into the depths of the web, from its infrastructure to its myriad communities. They start with the recent AWS outage that left sites large and small scrambling and somehow find their way to the well-compensated YouTubers, train enthusiasts, “gastro-pornography,” and relatability—including the aesthetics of “Track Changes” itself.

• It's not plagiarism if the President does it.... Mar 6, 2017

  It's not plagiarism if the President does it. https://twitter.

• i got a galley this book is gooooooood... Mar 6, 2017

  i got a galley this book is gooooooood https://www. theguardian.

• I wonder how many steps backwards we will take today. Could... Mar 6, 2017

  I wonder how many steps backwards we will take today. Could be one, could be a million.

• About ten minutes into every commute I think to myself,... Mar 6, 2017

  About ten minutes into every commute I think to myself, “Did I actually drop off the children?

• MSFT all but paid them to switch in the 90s, driving the... Mar 5, 2017
• 13 virtues: Temperance—Silence—Order—Resolution—Frugality—In... Mar 5, 2017
• Productivity is just secular Protestantism. Mar 5, 2017

  Productivity is just secular Protestantism.

• I've been ranking self-help dictums and I think the... Mar 5, 2017

  I've been ranking self-help dictums and I think the all-time best is “one day at a time.

• fair Mar 5, 2017
• It burns https://twitter.com/beitjaliya/status/8382397985401... Mar 5, 2017

  It burns https://twitter.

• Update: Buffy is turning 20. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017... Mar 5, 2017

  Update: Buffy is turning 20. https://mobile.

• nooooo https://twitter.com/taverndweller/status/838155912560... Mar 4, 2017

  nooooo https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/837861345726971904/photo/1 Mar 3, 2017

  https://twitter.

• This is the future liberals want.... Mar 3, 2017

  This is the future liberals want. https://twitter.

• Jesus this project. I swear to God.... Mar 3, 2017

  Jesus this project. I swear to God.

• [Looks out 10th-story window at busy street and nervous... Mar 3, 2017

  [Looks out 10th-story window at busy street and nervous workers, deeply sighs. ] https://twitter.

• I wish physical therapy had a graduation ceremony. Mar 3, 2017

  I wish physical therapy had a graduation ceremony.

• Unpopular pinion: https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/83768317... Mar 3, 2017

  Unpopular pinion: https://twitter.

• I love how easy it is to imagine their parties... Mar 3, 2017

  I love how easy it is to imagine their parties https://www. buzzfeed.

• This was me all weekend with Django REST framework.... Mar 3, 2017

  This was me all weekend with Django REST framework. https://twitter.

• Oh my god now quality is going to ruin publishing.... Mar 3, 2017

  Oh my god now quality is going to ruin publishing. https://twitter.

• Java's Crypt. Mar 2, 2017

  Java's Crypt.

• I hope they're appropriately hanxful.... Mar 2, 2017

  I hope they're appropriately hanxful. https://twitter.

• I wonder if global warming means that 5 Seconds of Summer... Mar 2, 2017

  I wonder if global warming means that 5 Seconds of Summer will have to change their name to 10 Seconds of Summer.

• Bannon, flush with victory and drunk on Jameson's, looks... Mar 1, 2017

  Bannon, flush with victory and drunk on Jameson's, looks into the mirror and mouths the lyrics to “Where the Streets Have No Name. ” https://twitter.

• Here's the livestream for tonight.... Feb 28, 2017

  Here's the livestream for tonight. https://twitter.

• We had a great chat with our friends at the @ACLU about... Feb 28, 2017

  We had a great chat with our friends at the @ACLU about tech, privacy, and scaling a website to handle all that $$$. https://soundcloud.

• https://twitter.com/stephcd/status/836603157291618305... Feb 28, 2017

  https://twitter. com/stephcd/status/836603157291618305 https://twitter.

• Greatest story in history http://nypost.com/2017/02/27/union... Feb 27, 2017

  Greatest story in history http://nypost.

• wow this thing is still running just fine... Feb 27, 2017

  wow this thing is still running just fine http://weboggle. info/?

• Tech at the ACLU: In practice, and in theory Feb 27, 2017

  The technologists defending the Constitution: this week Paul and Rich talk to two people with very different roles at the American Civil Liberties Union. Marco Carbone, Associate Director for Internet Technology, manages the ACLU’s website, while Daniel Kahn Gillmor, Senior Staff Technologist for the Speech, Privacy, and Technology Project, does policy-oriented work, especially on digital privacy rights.

• “Highly valuable to Travis.” https://medium.com/@amyvertino/... Feb 27, 2017

  “Highly valuable to Travis. ” @amyvertino /my-name-is-not-amy-i-am-an-uber-survivor-c6d6541e632f#---2058-2357.

• One thing I've noticed is if you want to run a business... Feb 27, 2017

  One thing I've noticed is if you want to run a business ethically about half of your conversations will end up being about ethics.

• Thinkin' my thoughts https://trackchanges.postlight.com/fore... Feb 27, 2017

  Thinkin' my thoughts https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Oh wow this is a useful concept.... Feb 27, 2017

  Oh wow this is a useful concept. https://twitter.

• Web side projects are harder to finish than they used to... Feb 27, 2017

  Web side projects are harder to finish than they used to be. Where there used to be maybe 500 little things to know there are maybe 30,000.

• Daughter: Daddy, carry my backpack. Me: Honey, I'm walking... Feb 27, 2017

  Daughter: Daddy, carry my backpack. Me: Honey, I'm walking you to school with a cane.

• A Spotify game I play when I can't sleep is to find some... Feb 26, 2017

  A Spotify game I play when I can't sleep is to find some classical warhorse and listen to like 20 versions by different performers.

• I can't stop thinking about Moonlight. I don't even know... Feb 26, 2017

  I can't stop thinking about Moonlight. I don't even know that I loved it.

• yeah see the scriabenesque nutjobs I love 'em Feb 26, 2017
• To prove he's a real computer scientist.... Feb 26, 2017

  To prove he's a real computer scientist. https://twitter.

• I'm suddenly really into organ music. No idea why. The... Feb 26, 2017

  I'm suddenly really into organ music. No idea why.

• You know things are terrible in the world when advertising... Feb 26, 2017

  You know things are terrible in the world when advertising finds its conscience.

• I wonder if Suicide Squad 2 will have a scene where Will... Feb 26, 2017

  I wonder if Suicide Squad 2 will have a scene where Will Smith says, “What is this, some kind of Suicide Squad 2?

• Forensic Storytelling Feb 26, 2017

  Forensic Storytelling French spy captured during the Franco-Prussian War . L’espion — Alphonse de Neuville — 1880 WayMo , the self-driving car part of Google, has filed a complaint against Uber .

• DON'T matt DON'T Feb 26, 2017
• It's amazing to watch this shitshow, but then I remember... Feb 26, 2017

  It's amazing to watch this shitshow, but then I remember that as I laugh even a ghoul clown like Spicer is aiding grandma deportation.

• I just realized that I have never once in my entire life... Feb 26, 2017

  I just realized that I have never once in my entire life bought cereal that was not on sale.

• This story is wild. One dude with a messy life and one... Feb 25, 2017

  This story is wild. One dude with a messy life and one website kicked off a 40% reduction in HIV.

• Don't cry we'll have our own Correspondent's Dinner MCed by... Feb 25, 2017

  Don't cry we'll have our own Correspondent's Dinner MCed by one of the Lesser Baldwins with a song by All Of Me, the John Legend cover band.

• a thing i learned is don't take painkillers and listen to... Feb 25, 2017
• Journalists who want to be part of daily briefings, please... Feb 25, 2017

  Journalists who want to be part of daily briefings, please form an orderly human centipede behind the President.

• I try to avoid "not the real story"ing but Trump not... Feb 25, 2017

  I try to avoid "not the real story"ing but Trump not showing up the WHCD is going to lead to a takequake that the Republic can ill afford.

• They go, “Daddy, you be Siri!” And then natural as can be I... Feb 25, 2017

  They go, “Daddy, you be Siri! ” And then natural as can be I said, “I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

• My kids are calling me Siri and just asking me to see... Feb 25, 2017

  My kids are calling me Siri and just asking me to see random shit and in response I'm drawing pictures of unicorns on the toilet.

• On painkillers. Feb 24, 2017

  On painkillers.

• I wish I could have attended this but it was very nice to... Feb 24, 2017

  I wish I could have attended this but it was very nice to host it (thanks @christinee515 ! ) http://blog.

• In retrospect seeing a dead fly on your windshield and... Feb 24, 2017

  In retrospect seeing a dead fly on your windshield and starting a song, “Death is everywhere! ” is a little much.

• I wish there was a blog that just gathered up all the... Feb 24, 2017

  I wish there was a blog that just gathered up all the stupid things people are reported doing and saying on airplanes.

• hey thanks! https://twitter.com/tinybigstudio/status/8352373... Feb 24, 2017

  hey thanks! https://twitter.

• “Some charity is in order” is the greatest formulation.... Feb 24, 2017

  “Some charity is in order” is the greatest formulation. “Wait how drunk are you?

• autocorrect just turned a potential lead's name into... Feb 24, 2017

  autocorrect just turned a potential lead's name into “Cutie” fml.

• Sign up for this! @Bocoup is cool. Also it's good that... Feb 24, 2017

  Sign up for this! @Bocoup is cool.

• oh sweet jesus matt what have you done Feb 24, 2017
• hahah matt that's like 2011 the weight came off before it... Feb 24, 2017
• People are telling us to get over it, Trump won, but flying... Feb 24, 2017

  People are telling us to get over it, Trump won, but flying Confederate flags. Dude, it's been a month, you had 151 years.

• There's something about a long, grinding, revealing lawsuit... Feb 23, 2017

  There's something about a long, grinding, revealing lawsuit between giant tech corporations that just makes me so damned happy.

• gotta say if you love a good legal complaint that coldly... Feb 23, 2017

  gotta say if you love a good legal complaint that coldly drives nails through its target this Waymo/Uber doc is A+++ https://drive. google.

• I guess next week Kellyanne Conway is joining Uber. Feb 23, 2017

  I guess next week Kellyanne Conway is joining Uber.

• How did they construct this chain of events with this level... Feb 23, 2017

  How did they construct this chain of events with this level of confidence? https://medium.

• Look this headshot is from thinner days I don't have a new... Feb 23, 2017

  Look this headshot is from thinner days I don't have a new one it is what it is. https://twitter.

• activist investors, literally https://twitter.com/TheRealFre... Feb 23, 2017

  activist investors, literally https://twitter.

• whoa check out @Beschizza's feature free zero login writing... Feb 23, 2017

  whoa check out @Beschizza 's feature free zero login writing platform https://txt.

• Twitter is better now that the left is yelling at the right... Feb 23, 2017

  Twitter is better now that the left is yelling at the right instead of at the left.

• Pork chop sandwiches! https://twitter.com/brandonnn/status/8... Feb 23, 2017

  Pork chop sandwiches! https://twitter.

• I'm gonna miss @mlkshk. http://mlkshk.typepad.com/mlkshk/201... Feb 22, 2017

  I'm gonna miss @mlkshk . http://mlkshk.

• My wife says that since I'm on painkillers I should delete... Feb 22, 2017

  My wife says that since I'm on painkillers I should delete Twitter before I tell the world I love it.

• I've been in and out of consciousness on Percoset and every... Feb 22, 2017

  I've been in and out of consciousness on Percoset and every time I check my phone new fundamental rights and opportunities are under attack.

• “In India, if it codes, it explodes.”... Feb 22, 2017

  “In India, if it codes, it explodes. ” https://www.

• “to the people I know who know Milo” by @bobbie... Feb 22, 2017

  “to the people I know who know Milo” by @bobbie @bobbie /to-the-people-i-know-who-know-milo-3ff326b161a8? source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1487769306" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• holy shit you draw a cat and it makes you a freaking cat... Feb 21, 2017

  holy shit you draw a cat and it makes you a freaking cat http://affinelayer. com/pixsrv/index.

• The linked piece, and the comments that follow, are... Feb 21, 2017

  The linked piece, and the comments that follow, are uncomfortable, fascinating, and confusing. http://www.

• An excellent episode with @lara_hogan of @etsy about... Feb 21, 2017

  An excellent episode with @lara_hogan of @etsy about building the skill of public speaking. https://trackchanges.

• I mean it's actually healthy that we have a place to be... Feb 21, 2017
• I keep asking everyone this gentle framing question: What... Feb 21, 2017

  I keep asking everyone this gentle framing question: What are you looking forward to today?

• Lara Hogan on Engineering and Public Speaking Feb 20, 2017

  Demystifying public speaking: this week Paul and Rich talk to Lara Hogan, an engineering director at Etsy whose most recent book, Demystifying Public Speaking, aims to help get more diverse voices onstage in the tech world. Topics covered include overcoming specific fears before getting onstage, how to process feedback, and some of her own experiences onstage, from highlights on down to one particular public-speaking horror show.

• So good. https://twitter.com/nathangoldman/status/8337145818... Feb 20, 2017

  So good. https://twitter.

• Oh my god I want to do this. https://twitter.com/adamminter/... Feb 20, 2017

  Oh my god I want to do this. https://twitter.

• Oof 7 out of 8 women working in this division at Uber leave... Feb 19, 2017

  Oof 7 out of 8 women working in this division at Uber leave the company over the course of the one year described. https://twitter.

• Hike em while you got em. https://twitter.com/interior/statu... Feb 19, 2017

  Hike em while you got em. https://twitter.

• there's a filmmaker going through alabama getting people to... Feb 18, 2017

  there's a filmmaker going through alabama getting people to read whitman poems like america is still worth a damn http://whitmanalabama.

• This is not unusual. https://twitter.com/bradydale/status/83... Feb 18, 2017

  This is not unusual. https://twitter.

• One phrase you don't hear as much these last few months is... Feb 17, 2017

  One phrase you don't hear as much these last few months is “Can you IMAGINE? ” because we don't have to.

• If I'm reading this correctly he's locked up the support of... Feb 17, 2017

  If I'm reading this correctly he's locked up the support of poker-playing dogs. https://twitter.

• true too Feb 16, 2017
• It's all surreal and kind of grimly fascinating now, but... Feb 16, 2017

  It's all surreal and kind of grimly fascinating now, but it's an actual tragedy that America is becoming a joke.

• Bumping this 21-month old classic.... Feb 16, 2017

  Bumping this 21-month old classic. https://twitter.

• I'm a great dad. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/832396429... Feb 16, 2017

  I'm a great dad. https://twitter.

• Friday Links: Engineering Edition Feb 16, 2017

  Friday Links: Engineering Edition We plan to monetize Widening Gyre via a freemium model. Here are the most interesting links this week from our engineering department.

• Thanks, brand. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/83... Feb 16, 2017

  Thanks, brand. https://twitter.

• Today in the company newsletter, a love letter to the... Feb 16, 2017

  Today in the company newsletter, a love letter to the design of the TI-108 calculator: https://trackchanges. postlight.

• This event in Florida is gonna be a peach. Feb 16, 2017

  @rustyk5 This event in Florida is gonna be a peach.

• Puts forth a solid plan of action that is appropriate for... Feb 16, 2017

  Puts forth a solid plan of action that is appropriate for our new situation. @justaride /why-liberals-are-wrong-about-trump-c865b12c72a7#.

• This is great. https://twitter.com/liza/status/8320319975015... Feb 15, 2017

  This is great. https://twitter.

• We Didn't Start the Fire, but just the names of your meds. Feb 15, 2017

  We Didn't Start the Fire, but just the names of your meds.

• I did not know that the Great Seal of the United States can... Feb 15, 2017

  I did not know that the Great Seal of the United States can refer to one embossing machine in the State Department https://en. m.

• I see you subtweeting hbr. https://twitter.com/harvardbiz/st... Feb 15, 2017

  I see you subtweeting hbr. https://twitter.

• My son insisted I tweet this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Feb 15, 2017

  My son insisted I tweet this. https://twitter.

• The Beautiful TI-108 Feb 15, 2017

  The Internet is inundated with lists, but nonetheless I think it’s a good exercise to make personal lists of great things. For example in the past I’ve ...

• The Beautiful TI-108 Feb 15, 2017

  The Beautiful TI-108 By Paul Ford , co-founder, Postlight The Internet is inundated with lists, but nonetheless I think it’s a good exercise to make personal lists of great things. For example in the past I’ve written about the “ great works of software .

• Huh https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/832016265405485056/vid... Feb 15, 2017

  Huh https://twitter.

• This is weird and sad but there you go.... Feb 15, 2017

  This is weird and sad but there you go. https://theintercept.

• if this happens in NYC we all die... Feb 15, 2017

  if this happens in NYC we all die https://twitter.

• Is there such a thing as an event template for Google... Feb 15, 2017

  Is there such a thing as an event template for Google Calendar? I.

• (Increasingly loud) I. Said. Bring. Me. My. Fucking.... Feb 15, 2017

  (Increasingly loud) I. Said.

• Alternative timeline scoring some pretty huge gets.... Feb 15, 2017

  Alternative timeline scoring some pretty huge gets. https://twitter.

• lol everything matters Feb 15, 2017
• This is what happens when you don't appoint a Director of... Feb 14, 2017

  This is what happens when you don't appoint a Director of Chaos Emeralds.

• Looking forward to the majority leadership launching a... Feb 14, 2017

  Looking forward to the majority leadership launching a vigorous defense of treason.

• Five years ago. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8316824079... Feb 14, 2017

  Five years ago. https://twitter.

• The linked page has a recipe for the tasty porridge they... Feb 14, 2017

  The linked page has a recipe for the tasty porridge they serve. https://twitter.

• Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South... Feb 14, 2017
• I love making our self-sponsored content. It's the most... Feb 14, 2017

  I love making our self-sponsored content. It's the most freeing thing I've ever done.

• Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we... Feb 14, 2017
• "His ultra-elite private club" is more accurate... Feb 13, 2017

  "His ultra-elite private club" is more accurate https://twitter.

• Ryan and Dan in a World of VICE (News) Feb 13, 2017

  From the front lines of the changing world of media: this week Paul and Rich talk to a client, VICE News, specifically editor Ryan McCarthy and general manager Dan Fletcher. They talk about VICE News and VICE more broadly, outline Dan and Ryan’s careers, and talk about the current media landscape and VICE’s position within it.

• If you're using the word “dossier” casually in conversation... Feb 13, 2017

  If you're using the word “dossier” casually in conversation think about what you're doing to yourself.

• I am a total sucker for Internet smiley-logos rendered with... Feb 13, 2017

  I am a total sucker for Internet smiley-logos rendered with expressions of suffering. https://twitter.

• Wikipedia doesn't just tell me about muscle relaxants it... Feb 13, 2017

  Wikipedia doesn't just tell me about muscle relaxants it shows me about muscle relaxants. https://twitter.

• It's weirdly fun watching the Intercept turn into lefty... Feb 13, 2017

  It's weirdly fun watching the Intercept turn into lefty media Voltron. https://twitter.

• Folks obviously I don't think women should actually... Feb 13, 2017

  Folks obviously I don't think women should actually leave... ah, fuck it, who cares, I'll give another couple hundred bucks to PP.

• Urgent care has pretty views and I have a prescription for... Feb 13, 2017

  Urgent care has pretty views and I have a prescription for muscle relaxants. https://twitter.

• Yes good point https://twitter.com/collectdust/status/831164... Feb 13, 2017

  Yes good point https://twitter.

• Women in Oklahoma need to get the hell out asap.... Feb 13, 2017

  Women in Oklahoma need to get the hell out asap. https://interc.

• right-wing or left-wing, a crazy wall is still a crazy wall... Feb 13, 2017

  right-wing or left-wing, a crazy wall is still a crazy wall (this piece is good) https://www. buzzfeed.

• Thread https://twitter.com/nzle/status/830853074210131971 Feb 12, 2017

  Thread https://twitter.

• Good job everybody. https://twitter.com/jacksmithiv/status/8... Feb 12, 2017

  Good job everybody. https://twitter.

• A digital key based thingy for securely sharing sex tapes.... Feb 12, 2017

  A digital key based thingy for securely sharing sex tapes. Via https://news.

• It's the semaphore for N for nuclear and D for disarmament,... Feb 12, 2017

  It's the semaphore for N for nuclear and D for disarmament, also U+262E ☮. https://twitter.

• Is this real or just backwards https://twitter.com/pdchina/s... Feb 11, 2017

  Is this real or just backwards https://twitter.

• Seems off https://twitter.com/wokieleaks1/status/82936949394... Feb 11, 2017

  Seems off https://twitter.

• RIP my lower back Feb 11, 2017
• Some things should stay secrets.... Feb 10, 2017

  Some things should stay secrets. https://twitter.

• The rule of law should have broad bipartisan support. Feb 9, 2017

  The rule of law should have broad bipartisan support.

• This wikipedia editor is way better than we deserve.... Feb 9, 2017

  This wikipedia editor is way better than we deserve. https://twitter.

• "Pork chop is good and offers a fairly unique experience."... Feb 9, 2017

  "Pork chop is good and offers a fairly unique experience. " http://snackdata.

• whoooooaaaaaaa https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-... Feb 9, 2017

  whoooooaaaaaaa https://www. bloomberg.

• POLL: I have a sudden urge to re-watch Reign of Fire. Feb 9, 2017

  POLL: I have a sudden urge to re-watch Reign of Fire.

• seriously this album is no joik... Feb 9, 2017

  seriously this album is no joik https://twitter.

• Laurie's cool https://twitter.com/seldo/status/8295199020336... Feb 8, 2017

  Laurie's cool https://twitter.

• Jeffrey Zeldman on news design, part two Feb 8, 2017

  Jeffrey Zeldman on news design, part two Not long ago we published a report by our friend Jeffrey Zeldman on some experimental news design work that was happening under the auspices of the Poynter Design Challenge . Jeffrey has returned with Part II of that effort—in which he shows more of his own work.

• Great curse https://twitter.com/michaelarria/status/82934548... Feb 8, 2017

  Great curse https://twitter.

• My former supergenius student @tinabeans wants to make... Feb 8, 2017

  My former supergenius student @tinabeans wants to make American Grate (Carrots) Again. Help her go to culinary school.

• I should point out that the Safari mobile Twitter client is... Feb 8, 2017

  I should point out that the Safari mobile Twitter client is EXCELLENT now and a pleasure to use; the team should be very proud. https://twitter.

• Apparently I tweeted this criticism of the Twitter web... Feb 7, 2017

  Apparently I tweeted this criticism of the Twitter web client some time ago and Twitter people turned it into motivational laptop stickers. https://twitter.

• We are headed over now. It's a chance to forget health... Feb 7, 2017

  We are headed over now. It's a chance to forget health care.

• thank you! Feb 7, 2017

  @scumbly thank you!

• Should Twitter delete @realDonaldTrump? First ever Track... Feb 7, 2017

  Should Twitter delete @realDonaldTrump ? First ever Track Changes LIVE!

• Things that are bad. 1/ Feb 7, 2017

  Things that are bad.

• Will you vote in any Twitter poll, no matter how stupid or... Feb 7, 2017

  Will you vote in any Twitter poll, no matter how stupid or pointless?

• In all seriousness I vote in every Twitter poll I see. I... Feb 7, 2017

  In all seriousness I vote in every Twitter poll I see. I cannot help myself.

• Literally half the New Testament is about tipping delivery... Feb 7, 2017

  Literally half the New Testament is about tipping delivery people. No one reads the Bible so you don't know.

• Sometimes, when you are right up against the coal face of... Feb 7, 2017

  Sometimes, when you are right up against the coal face of the digital capitalism in which you participate, you just want a Parliament Light.

• Late capitalism is weird. Feb 6, 2017

  Late capitalism is weird.

• I am in the back corner of the #ShiftForum, getting my... Feb 6, 2017

  I am in the back corner of the #ShiftForum , getting my bearings, listening to Nasdaq's boss. And @richziade insisted I tweet for the #brand .

• I am in a situation that requires mixing and yet I do not... Feb 6, 2017

  I am in a situation that requires mixing and yet I do not feel socially solvent.

• Hmm https://twitter.com/harvardbiz/status/828747111420264448 Feb 6, 2017

  Hmm https://twitter.

• Should Twitter Delete @realDonaldTrump? Feb 6, 2017
• East coast time, thinking about design.... Feb 6, 2017

  East coast time, thinking about design. https://trackchanges.

• Can't anything just go as expected Feb 5, 2017
• Gwen Stefani was robbed. Feb 5, 2017

  Gwen Stefani was robbed.

• Tempest: The Musical Feb 5, 2017
• Against Storytelling Feb 5, 2017

  My co-founder Rich Ziade and I are out in San Francisco for a conference. The hotel we’re in is very…designed. I think the designers wanted the rooms to ...

• Against Storytelling Feb 5, 2017

  Against Storytelling My co-founder Rich Ziade and I are out in San Francisco for a conference. The hotel we’re in is very…designed.

• it's like they saw that one coming... Feb 4, 2017

  it's like they saw that one coming https://twitter.

• fog rolling in Feb 4, 2017
• I'm hungover at the big and tall store trying to dress for... Feb 4, 2017

  I'm hungover at the big and tall store trying to dress for California trapped in an eternal prison of my own making AMA.

• NYC is so good. Feb 4, 2017

  NYC is so good.

• Maybe...America is bad http://digiday.com/brands/oral-histor... Feb 3, 2017

  Maybe... America is bad http://digiday.

• The blind outrage is fading but it's getting replaced by... Feb 3, 2017

  The blind outrage is fading but it's getting replaced by this more measured sense that you have to work against this mess every day.

• Another mini-rally at the elementary school welcoming... Feb 3, 2017

  Another mini-rally at the elementary school welcoming immigrant families with donuts. https://twitter.

• The harder we push the lower the body count. Feb 2, 2017

  The harder we push the lower the body count.

• honestly matt you'd be a fine president Feb 2, 2017
• sigh Feb 2, 2017
• I'm weirdly into it for the same reason but also find its... Feb 2, 2017

  @page88 I'm weirdly into it for the same reason but also find its various protestations and public interactions to be really creepy.

• holy poopleberries that's equivalent to roughly... Feb 2, 2017

  holy poopleberries that's equivalent to roughly 200,000,000,000 twitter accounts (because Uber users pay money) https://twitter.

• ...in the Secure Drop anonymous file uploader. This is... Feb 2, 2017

  ... in the Secure Drop anonymous file uploader.

• Finally found a halfway decent upper back tattoo.... Feb 2, 2017

  Finally found a halfway decent upper back tattoo. https://twitter.

• I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it. —Republicans... Feb 2, 2017

  I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it. —Republicans https://twitter.

• I wonder how many files that come to journalists through... Feb 2, 2017

  I wonder how many files that come to journalists through anonymous Secure Drop upload are just pics of some dude's junk.

• this seems bad https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/8272890671... Feb 2, 2017

  this seems bad https://twitter.

• Looks like https://twitter.com/stribs/status/827283421617491... Feb 2, 2017

  Looks like https://twitter.

• Friends, it's gonna be me and @richziade—we're doing a... Feb 2, 2017

  Friends, it's gonna be me and @richziade —we're doing a "live" episode of the podcast on a Very Controversial Digital Product Question. https://twitter.

• you know a REALLY good album i haven't even thought of in... Feb 2, 2017

  you know a REALLY good album i haven't even thought of in ten years https://www. youtube.

• One positive thing about the crush of horrifying political... Feb 2, 2017

  One positive thing about the crush of horrifying political news is that I haven't read a tweet about a comedian stealing jokes in months.

• This is a great piece. The angry Irish mayor!... Feb 2, 2017

  This is a great piece. The angry Irish mayor!

• Who yells at Australians? Feb 2, 2017

  Who yells at Australians?

• it feels like we could get it all formatted and ready to go Feb 1, 2017
• it's been a lot of work but we have time Feb 1, 2017
• They wanted to do this earlier but it had to be reviewed by... Feb 1, 2017

  They wanted to do this earlier but it had to be reviewed by at least two other marches. https://twitter.

• Dumb idea: What if we continually draft the Restore America... Feb 1, 2017

  Dumb idea: What if we continually draft the Restore America Act, undoing as much as possible, and candidates who supported it got our vote?

• #NeverSandberg https://twitter.com/fwd/status/82694289032881... Feb 1, 2017

  #NeverSandberg https://twitter.

• Our mission is pretty clear now. We must make a better... Feb 1, 2017

  Our mission is pretty clear now. We must make a better America for Beyoncé's twins.

• We have a deal at @PostlightStudio: Gina doesn't promote... Feb 1, 2017

  We have a deal at @PostlightStudio : Gina doesn't promote anything unless she wants to, and we never apply pressure. So...

• IMO the way to understand McConnell is that he's like a... Feb 1, 2017

  IMO the way to understand McConnell is that he's like a really self-important lawyer for a super-high-profile serial killer. https://twitter.

• Gee I wonder what will happen next in this narrative.... Feb 1, 2017

  Gee I wonder what will happen next in this narrative. https://twitter.

• I cannot believe I am in a situation in which my basic... Feb 1, 2017
• This is an extremely good, carefully-reported examination... Feb 1, 2017

  This is an extremely good, carefully-reported examination into what makes Kellyanne Conway tick. https://thehairpin.

• After decades of utopian woo-woo the tech industry is... Jan 31, 2017

  After decades of utopian woo-woo the tech industry is discovering politics all at once. Which SEEMS cool now but also gives me the willies.

• What is wrong with these people.... Jan 31, 2017

  What is wrong with these people. https://twitter.

• Democrats. It is time. Jan 31, 2017

  Democrats. It is time.

• Grandad voice: So the boy dresses as a wolf for the yiffing... Jan 31, 2017

  Grandad voice: So the boy dresses as a wolf for the yiffing but is a Nazi wolf?

• You know who else explained Godwin's Law.... Jan 31, 2017

  You know who else explained Godwin's Law. https://twitter.

• This is a good memo. https://twitter.com/stribs/status/82658... Jan 31, 2017

  This is a good memo. https://twitter.

• The 2020 campaign has started. https://twitter.com/derekwill... Jan 31, 2017

  The 2020 campaign has started. https://twitter.

• PROGRESS! Gina Trapani on What’s Up With the Mercury AMP Converter Jan 31, 2017

  PROGRESS! Gina Trapani on What’s Up With the Mercury AMP Converter Quick ad: HEY SAN FRANCISCO — Postlight co-founders Rich Ziade and Paul Ford are heading your way next week!

• Today: Pro-immigration protest at school dropoff.... Jan 31, 2017

  Today: Pro-immigration protest at school dropoff. Co-worker's kid evacuated (JCC bomb threat).

• Some days I truly miss smoking.... Jan 31, 2017

  Some days I truly miss smoking. https://twitter.

• China is subtweeting. https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/826... Jan 31, 2017

  China is subtweeting. https://twitter.

• they do terrible work https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8265... Jan 31, 2017

  they do terrible work https://twitter.

• these post-nuclear apartments are cool but videogames have... Jan 31, 2017

  these post-nuclear apartments are cool but videogames have taught us that they turn to cannibalism immediately http://www. bbc.

• I guess these are the terms we agreed to after we lost the... Jan 31, 2017

  I guess these are the terms we agreed to after we lost the war on Christmas.

• You, foolish: “When he screamed, ‘I will kill you with... Jan 31, 2017

  You, foolish: “When he screamed, ‘I will kill you with fire,’ that seemed bad. ” Me, threaded: “Right out of the grand playbook, chum.

• The parents of PS139 in Ditmas making sure immigrant... Jan 31, 2017

  The parents of PS139 in Ditmas making sure immigrant parents and children feel welcome. https://twitter.

• Do you need to believe in some grand hidden strategy? They... Jan 31, 2017

  Do you need to believe in some grand hidden strategy? They could be incompetent, then learn from their failures, to the same effect.

• I think it's okay to stop linking news and writing, “If... Jan 31, 2017

  I think it's okay to stop linking news and writing, “If you're not scared yet, you should be. ” It just adds to the sense of helpless panic.

• Here's an American, Douglas Chandler, broadcasting... Jan 30, 2017

  Here's an American, Douglas Chandler, broadcasting propaganda (with ridiculous diction) from inside Nazi Germany. https://archive.

• Prashant Agarwal on Scaling Design Jan 30, 2017

  Why you need prototypes and Powerpoints: this week Paul and Rich talk to Prashant Agarwal, the VP of Design at McKinsey Digital Labs. They talk about his career trajectory, from studying business to co-founding a startup to product management to design, and his current role at McKinsey, where he rethinks design challenges at scale.

• Thank God for the stabilizing influence of the Central... Jan 30, 2017

  Thank God for the stabilizing influence of the Central Intelligence Agency. https://twitter.

• Huh https://twitter.com/patrickgage/status/82619814137229312... Jan 30, 2017

  Huh https://twitter.

• sure but I think until the fire burns itself out a little... Jan 30, 2017

  @hunter_chomsky sure but I think until the fire burns itself out a little there just won't be many listeners.

• but like...who is to be excused? An angry mob? I guess you... Jan 30, 2017

  @hunter_chomsky but like... who is to be excused?

• No one is keeping score. It's just a swell of crazy that... Jan 30, 2017

  @hunter_chomsky No one is keeping score. It's just a swell of crazy that hardly matches the crazy in power.

• It's true! But also, you lie down with pigs often enough... Jan 30, 2017

  It's true! But also, you lie down with pigs often enough and people only hear oinking.

• Okay SF, come to Whitechapel if you want a drink with me... Jan 30, 2017

  Okay SF, come to Whitechapel if you want a drink with me &amp;amp; @richziade —Feb 7, 7PM. http://whitechapelsf.

• ALL TIME BEST is m4 to Cloisters Jan 30, 2017
• They're gonna need to add about half a foot of height to... Jan 30, 2017

  They're gonna need to add about half a foot of height to Sean Spicer's podium when they fit it for Kellyanne.

• Guest Post: Jeffrey Zeldman at the Poynter Design Challenge Jan 29, 2017

  Guest Post: Jeffrey Zeldman at the Poynter Design Challenge Our friend Jeffrey Zeldman recently participated in the Poynter Design Challenge— “a project to create new visual models for digital news publications” sponsored by William R. Hearst III, hosted by the Poynter Institute , and directed by publication designer Roger Black .

• Huh. https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/8256888376115... Jan 29, 2017

  Huh. https://twitter.

• Good, clear statement. https://twitter.com/fredwilson/status... Jan 29, 2017

  Good, clear statement. https://twitter.

• He's a deadbeat dad. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/82549... Jan 28, 2017

  He's a deadbeat dad. https://twitter.

• Then doooooo it. Doooooooo it. https://twitter.com/jack/stat... Jan 28, 2017

  Then doooooo it. Doooooooo it.

• I swear to god the next Democrat that talks about “voices”... Jan 28, 2017

  I swear to god the next Democrat that talks about “voices” being “together.

• True. It's time. https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/825... Jan 28, 2017

  True. It's time.

• This is such an extraordinarily good burn that I can only... Jan 28, 2017

  This is such an extraordinarily good burn that I can only admire it. https://twitter.

• I never in my life imagined that there could be any... Jan 28, 2017

  I never in my life imagined that there could be any situation that would draw 2,000 people to JFK for anything but a flight. https://twitter.

• My 5-year-olds saw a protest video and started chanting,... Jan 28, 2017

  My 5-year-olds saw a protest video and started chanting, "This is what democracy looks like," now we need to discuss performative wokeness.

• live protest video https://www.facebook.com/rewire.news/vide... Jan 28, 2017

  live protest video https://www. facebook.

• lookin' good @dphiffer https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/statu... Jan 28, 2017

  lookin' good @dphiffer https://twitter.

• Good CEO statement. https://twitter.com/levie/status/8254242... Jan 28, 2017

  Good CEO statement. https://twitter.

• There are also tears running down the cheeks of the Statue... Jan 28, 2017

  There are also tears running down the cheeks of the Statue of Bad Tweets. https://twitter.

• Time crystals are real https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releas... Jan 28, 2017

  Time crystals are real https://www. eurekalert.

• Massaging Your Oppossum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFn... Jan 28, 2017

  Massaging Your Oppossum https://www. youtube.

• This The The song keeps creeping back into my playlists.... Jan 28, 2017

  This The The song keeps creeping back into my playlists. https://open.

• Wrote this a few months ago for the corporate newsletter... Jan 27, 2017

  Wrote this a few months ago for the corporate newsletter and it holds up. https://trackchanges.

• What a shameful week. Jan 27, 2017

  What a shameful week.

• this is cool because dinosaurs were early birds... Jan 27, 2017

  this is cool because dinosaurs were early birds https://twitter.

• this thing is wild https://twitter.com/superhi_/status/82501... Jan 27, 2017

  this thing is wild https://twitter.

• How can he continually screw this up?... Jan 27, 2017

  How can he continually screw this up? https://twitter.

• oh god the hands are on top of each other now i hate this... Jan 26, 2017

  oh god the hands are on top of each other now i hate this clock https://www. nytimes.

• I mean, we DID. https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/82464... Jan 26, 2017

  I mean, we DID. https://twitter.

• Sean Spicer's new secure password is... Jan 26, 2017

  Sean Spicer's new secure password is j37fu3lc4n'7m3l75733lb34m5.

• apparently spicer is either running a numbers station or as... Jan 26, 2017

  apparently spicer is either running a numbers station or as bad at twitter as anthony weiner https://twitter.

• This is the first sensible, truthful thing this man has... Jan 26, 2017

  This is the first sensible, truthful thing this man has said. https://twitter.

• Reading this transcript is like watching Apocalypse Now... Jan 26, 2017

  Reading this transcript is like watching Apocalypse Now through a kaleidoscope. http://abcnews.

• What if torture, but more? Jan 26, 2017

  What if torture, but more?

• The war on science has apparently extended to thought... Jan 26, 2017

  The war on science has apparently extended to thought experiments.

• What if your baby is your clone raised for organ... Jan 26, 2017

  What if your baby is your clone raised for organ harvesting? If you don't keep the baby alive until you can kill it yourself—no new liver.

• Oh my god what if this is all a simulation.... Jan 26, 2017

  Oh my god what if this is all a simulation. https://twitter.

• Wait, wait—what if your baby is...Hitler.... Jan 26, 2017

  Wait, wait—what if your baby is... Hitler.

• okay but wait—the terrorist is your other baby, you have... Jan 26, 2017

  okay but wait—the terrorist is your other baby, you have twins https://twitter.

• This has been a painfully validating few weeks for... Jan 25, 2017

  This has been a painfully validating few weeks for worrywarts.

• Twitter will turn on the parks soon. Jan 25, 2017

  Twitter will turn on the parks soon.

• When you zoom in all the way on this photo it looks like... Jan 25, 2017

  When you zoom in all the way on this photo it looks like ice-skating at Rockefeller Center. https://twitter.

• While it's obviously satisfying and also accurate, the time... Jan 25, 2017

  While it's obviously satisfying and also accurate, the time has probably come to stop writing “We're fucked” in front of every tweeted link.

• “And sure enough...” https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/201... Jan 25, 2017

  “And sure enough... ” https://www.

• It's going to be a hot summer. Jan 25, 2017

  It's going to be a hot summer.

• I would pitch a late show called “Daddy Loves You,” where... Jan 25, 2017

  I would pitch a late show called “Daddy Loves You,” where Fred Trump tucks a little boy into bed and tells him how to be good. https://twitter.

• It's been surprising and confusing to learn that some real... Jan 25, 2017

  It's been surprising and confusing to learn that some real lifelong pieces of shit actually love and value our country.

• Libs amirite https://twitter.com/dick_nixon/status/824298839... Jan 25, 2017

  Libs amirite https://twitter.

• Your friend Drew Bell is writing smart things about the... Jan 25, 2017

  Your friend Drew Bell is writing smart things about the lingering effects of technology standards. https://trackchanges.

• spreadsheets really are great https://blog.reifyworks.com/i-... Jan 25, 2017

  spreadsheets really are great https://blog. reifyworks.

• This is not food poisoning. This is cancer. Jan 25, 2017

  This is not food poisoning. This is cancer.

• We are finally having the long-deferred national... Jan 25, 2017

  We are finally having the long-deferred national conversation on everything.

• When events overtake you, just think, “I will be like Ante... Jan 25, 2017

  When events overtake you, just think, “I will be like Ante Up Dad. ” https://www.

• Congress should be classified as a Federal Cognitive... Jan 25, 2017

  Congress should be classified as a Federal Cognitive Disaster Area. https://www.

• Oh god I'm obsessed with Iron Pill.... Jan 25, 2017

  Oh god I'm obsessed with Iron Pill. https://twitter.

• You know, it really is. https://twitter.com/john_overholt/st... Jan 25, 2017

  You know, it really is. https://twitter.

• San Francisco friends: @PostlightStudio / Track Changes /... Jan 25, 2017

  San Francisco friends: @PostlightStudio / Track Changes / @richziade / me will be in SF Feb 7 and want to host drinks somewhere. Which bar?

• Yes, it's bad, but it's not as bad as when Cheng Xin took... Jan 25, 2017

  Yes, it's bad, but it's not as bad as when Cheng Xin took over for Luo Ji as the Swordholder.

• GUY ON TWITTER: It's time for some game theory. NARRATOR:... Jan 25, 2017

  GUY ON TWITTER: It's time for some game theory. NARRATOR: It was not time for some game theory.

• In my regular nightmare last night I was helping my youth... Jan 25, 2017

  In my regular nightmare last night I was helping my youth pastor hide a body at midnight and a clown caught us so we had to kill the clown.

• That's right. Get Bannon where it hurts.... Jan 25, 2017

  That's right. Get Bannon where it hurts.

• And the Grand Canyon doesn't make a damn peep. Jan 24, 2017

  And the Grand Canyon doesn't make a damn peep.

• It's exciting to see Ted Cruz tweet in a near-human... Jan 24, 2017

  It's exciting to see Ted Cruz tweet in a near-human fashion, instead of spraying dozens of moist, shrieking eels from his waxy chest flaps.

• I mean where to start. http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/unear... Jan 24, 2017

  I mean where to start. http://nymag.

• Drew Bell on How Standards Stick Around Jan 24, 2017

  Drew Bell on How Standards Stick Around Today Drew Bell , Engineer at Postlight, writes in about something that at first seems kind of obscure—the fact that weather service alerts are often IN ALL CAPS. You know: “SEVERE WINDS WILL CAN DAMAGE ROOFS AND MAY DISLODGE SIGNS.

• Alan Burdick is a great writer and I just ordered this... Jan 24, 2017

  Alan Burdick is a great writer and I just ordered this book, and it'll be great. But the cover is...

• Talking with Nicholas Carr about his new book &amp; how he... Jan 24, 2017

  Talking with Nicholas Carr about his new book &amp;amp; how he was right about tech for a long time before anyone listened https://soundcloud.

• What in the world. https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/8238790... Jan 24, 2017

  What in the world. https://twitter.

• They made a Neko Atsume movie https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Jan 24, 2017

  They made a Neko Atsume movie https://twitter.

• Our grandchildren are going to be amazed at how much ice we... Jan 23, 2017

  Our grandchildren are going to be amazed at how much ice we had and the goofy stuff we got up to with it. https://twitter.

• This was my best own today. It's not great but you have to... Jan 23, 2017

  This was my best own today. It's not great but you have to own your owns.

• Just a note to say that I'm seeing great owns and burns out... Jan 23, 2017

  Just a note to say that I'm seeing great owns and burns out there and I hope to see more.

• that inchoate screaming followed by what sounds like a tire... Jan 23, 2017
• Every tweet is $5 now. https://twitter.com/walterolson/statu... Jan 23, 2017

  Every tweet is $5 now. https://twitter.

• Nicholas Carr on How Technology Becomes Creepy Jan 23, 2017

  The promise—and creepiness—of the web. This week Paul and Rich talk to Nicholas Carr, the author of books including The Shallows, The Glass Cage, and, most recently, Utopia Is Creepy.

• “There's rich jerks and then there's people working for... Jan 23, 2017

  “There's rich jerks and then there's people working for them. That goes back forever.

• Product designers, UXians, engineerfolk—we published our... Jan 23, 2017

  Product designers, UXians, engineerfolk—we published our small book of selections to the web. It's sweet.

• Follow @TechSolidarity, the events are clear-eyed and... Jan 22, 2017

  Follow @TechSolidarity , the events are clear-eyed and smart, for people who want to use tech to preserve rights and achieve social change.

• My kids told us about the Civil Rice movement which was... Jan 22, 2017

  My kids told us about the Civil Rice movement which was necessary because Brown people didn't have rice. That is real life that happened.

• TFW the sounding bowl calls us into silence.... Jan 22, 2017

  TFW the sounding bowl calls us into silence. https://twitter.

• “Practice”—Now on the Web! Jan 22, 2017

  “Practice”—Now on the Web! Bridging the print/digital divide since 2017 We have a podcast called Track Changes (you listen, right?

• White House Mess on Monday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9... Jan 22, 2017

  White House Mess on Monday https://www. youtube.

• I'm going to try to get back to bed now, but whatever... Jan 22, 2017

  I'm going to try to get back to bed now, but whatever company is in charge of elevator repair in my dreams needs to be fired immediately.

• First in a possible series of social media form letters, no... Jan 21, 2017

  First in a possible series of social media form letters, no copyright @ftrain /a-grateful-note-thanks-to-you-i-get-it-now-5dc40e1358f9#. hqtgkb62y" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Sean Spicer used to work for Mark Foley so he knows how to... Jan 21, 2017

  Sean Spicer used to work for Mark Foley so he knows how to get on the same page.

• Tomorrow Sean Spicer will be forced to tell everyone that... Jan 21, 2017

  Tomorrow Sean Spicer will be forced to tell everyone that the Central Park 5 was actually 5 million.

• Thanks to You, I Get It Now Jan 21, 2017

  Thanks to You, I Get It Now A Grateful Note Dear Social Media Friend, You know how they say that some arguments don’t make sense in 140 characters or less? Well, today your arguments destroyed me.

• this press briefing makes sense once you understand that... Jan 21, 2017
• you really owe it to yourself to watch this pile of burning... Jan 21, 2017

  you really owe it to yourself to watch this pile of burning beach diapers of a press briefing https://youtu. be/TtaOww8FpeA?

• Wow Soros must be bankrupt after this. Jan 21, 2017

  Wow Soros must be bankrupt after this.

• at least we're gonna die laughing Jan 21, 2017
• It's probably really easy to get a shift at the coop today. Jan 21, 2017

  It's probably really easy to get a shift at the coop today.

• statistically all speeches are bad Jan 21, 2017
• He uses direct bank transfer he's European.... Jan 21, 2017

  He uses direct bank transfer he's European. https://twitter.

• That cigar bar. https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/82280... Jan 21, 2017

  That cigar bar. https://twitter.

• It's true why wait for a leader when you have a country... Jan 21, 2017

  It's true why wait for a leader when you have a country with laws. https://twitter.

• The dumbest criticism of mass actions is that they lack... Jan 21, 2017

  The dumbest criticism of mass actions is that they lack leaders or don't have a long term strategy. Go back to seducing your grad students.

• Is punching Nazi sympathizers ethical? We reached across... Jan 20, 2017

  Is punching Nazi sympathizers ethical? We reached across the political spectrum to Franklin D.

• true true Jan 20, 2017
• you mean become an insurance company Jan 20, 2017
• If they didn't punch him right after the Pepe pin came up... Jan 20, 2017

  If they didn't punch him right after the Pepe pin came up in discussion but he had a Pepe pin. This is very hard for me I hate violence.

• i didn't mean to but i hit the button and once you're in... Jan 20, 2017
• i just remembered and gave pp $100 and a $20 monthly Jan 20, 2017
• My living room and half my body is covered with glitter but... Jan 20, 2017

  My living room and half my body is covered with glitter but my wife has a shiny slogan on her suffragette cape.

• Son I see you are interested in reading Tweets on the Web... Jan 20, 2017

  Son I see you are interested in reading Tweets on the Web but [produces book] maybe you should be interested in reading books BY W. E.

• If you go to bed early you'll be one day closer to... Jan 20, 2017

  If you go to bed early you'll be one day closer to democratically electing new representatives.

• Long term we should not seek a policy of punching all Nazis... Jan 20, 2017

  Long term we should not seek a policy of punching all Nazis in the face, nor do I wish to punch Nazis in the face. But Nazis will get hit.

• Whether a Nazi should have been punched is immaterial. He... Jan 20, 2017

  Whether a Nazi should have been punched is immaterial. He was.

• Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now... Jan 20, 2017

  Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now http://www. theonion.

• I highly recommend parenting young twins for up to 40... Jan 20, 2017

  I highly recommend parenting young twins for up to 40 minutes a day. https://twitter.

• This is being piped through the Sonos throughout the office... Jan 20, 2017

  This is being piped through the Sonos throughout the office and people are laughing. https://www.

• This feels bad because it's bad. Jan 20, 2017

  This feels bad because it's bad.

• Our long national pre-nightmare is finally over. Jan 20, 2017

  Our long national pre-nightmare is finally over.

• See you all on the other side. Jan 20, 2017

  See you all on the other side.

• I'm super-pro ephemeralism https://newrepublic.com/article/1... Jan 20, 2017

  I'm super-pro ephemeralism https://newrepublic. com/article/123213/lol-nothing-matters-defense-internets-absence-meaning https://twitter.

• Trump is entering a church on TV and everyone in the cheap... Jan 20, 2017

  Trump is entering a church on TV and everyone in the cheap little diner is joking that God will burn it down.

• Can't wait, after 18 months of pure green bile, to be... Jan 20, 2017

  Can't wait, after 18 months of pure green bile, to be invited to unite with all Americans to work together to make America great again.

• Oh man Trump traffic was going to fix things.... Jan 20, 2017

  Oh man Trump traffic was going to fix things. https://twitter.

• back atcha Jan 20, 2017
• I'm having a little trouble staying asleep. Jan 20, 2017

  I'm having a little trouble staying asleep.

• There is only one movie that really captures the feeling of... Jan 19, 2017

  There is only one movie that really captures the feeling of this week, of course I'm talking about Deep Impact.

• I mean...we are just gonna muddle through this thing as... Jan 19, 2017

  @abackstrom I mean...

• one of my favorites I'll get on it tomorrow Jan 19, 2017
• hahahaha I'm erasing this tweet now but because you made me... Jan 19, 2017
• Starting tomorrow, computers know where you are at all... Jan 19, 2017

  Starting tomorrow, computers know where you are at all times, are inside everything, and usually act nice, but they REALLY, REALLY hate you.

• A nice shot of the protest from *behind* marchers shows... Jan 19, 2017

  A nice shot of the protest from *behind* marchers shows scale and solidarity. https://twitter.

• Whatever they can have my passwords they earned it... Jan 19, 2017

  Whatever they can have my passwords they earned it https://twitter.

• http://yolocaust.de Jan 19, 2017

  @leahfinnegan http://yolocaust.

• As my dad used to say, “Laughing ends up in crying.”... Jan 19, 2017

  As my dad used to say, “Laughing ends up in crying. ” https://twitter.

• Hi brands Jan 19, 2017
• I'm going to install Pro Tools and all the audio effects, I... Jan 19, 2017

  I'm going to install Pro Tools and all the audio effects, I thought. That'll take my mind off the news.

• This is less an administration than a form of vengeance.... Jan 19, 2017

  This is less an administration than a form of vengeance. http://thehill.

• Our Jura is down so we've had to fall back to a regular... Jan 19, 2017

  Our Jura is down so we've had to fall back to a regular coffeemaker. But the new seltzer machine works fine.

• oh no Jan 19, 2017
• Oh geez. Oh wow. Oh man. Sheesh.... Jan 19, 2017

  Oh geez. Oh wow.

• I made a collaborative Spotify playlist called “keep it... Jan 19, 2017

  I made a collaborative Spotify playlist called “keep it together” if you have any ideas. https://open.

• Whooosh https://twitter.com/jackrusher/status/82145838373162... Jan 17, 2017

  Whooosh https://twitter.

• (It's... "inspired by the inauguration" not the inaugural... Jan 17, 2017

  (It's... "inspired by the inauguration" not the inaugural poem.

• i am now dead http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americ... Jan 17, 2017

  i am now dead http://www. independent.

• Hey! Come to @PostlightStudio tomorrow eve and talk... Jan 17, 2017

  Hey! Come to @PostlightStudio tomorrow eve and talk w/ @lara_hogan about better public speaking.

• what are we doing https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/82140923... Jan 17, 2017

  what are we doing https://twitter.

• nice work! Jan 17, 2017

  @michelledean nice work!

• The New, Big Media Jan 16, 2017
• America will still be a hot unequal mess when all of us are... Jan 16, 2017

  America will still be a hot unequal mess when all of us are dead but MLK felt it was worth it, so might as well keep trying. Happy MLK day!

• The hotel gave me room 404 and I nearly asked for another... Jan 15, 2017

  The hotel gave me room 404 and I nearly asked for another room that's so inauspicious.

• I'm headed to DC on the train and thinking: In the future... Jan 15, 2017

  I'm headed to DC on the train and thinking: In the future I'll remember this as the last time I went there, before The Harvesting.

• Don't thank me thank @christinee515 for making it happen!... Jan 15, 2017

  Don't thank me thank @christinee515 for making it happen! Glad it went well.

• Bigly data https://twitter.com/schoofsfeed/status/8206376673... Jan 15, 2017

  Bigly data https://twitter.

• 30 Rock had good face-making https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jan 14, 2017

  30 Rock had good face-making https://twitter.

• It's going to take an unbelievable amount of pee to fix... Jan 14, 2017

  It's going to take an unbelievable amount of pee to fix this.

• This gif https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/82042038910072422... Jan 14, 2017

  This gif https://twitter.

• It's like a jungle sometimes makes me wonder how I keep... Jan 14, 2017

  It's like a jungle sometimes makes me wonder how I keep from going under. https://twitter.

• Make Theranos Great Again. https://twitter.com/cato_of_utica... Jan 14, 2017

  Make Theranos Great Again. https://twitter.

• it's an enormous bureaucracy though and it's run by... Jan 14, 2017
• China too. https://twitter.com/baldingsworld/status/82026225... Jan 14, 2017

  China too. https://twitter.

• It's getting so bad that people in the south don't even... Jan 13, 2017

  It's getting so bad that people in the south don't even want to inherit the wind. https://twitter.

• Holy shit the number of whiteout rage-inducing things that... Jan 13, 2017

  Holy shit the number of whiteout rage-inducing things that happened today.

• No no the young POPE https://twitter.com/rachel_nagler/statu... Jan 13, 2017

  No no the young POPE https://twitter.

• Do you think youtube stars say “let's take a look” in their... Jan 13, 2017

  Do you think youtube stars say “let's take a look” in their regular life? “We wondered, should we get Wendy's drivethru?

• this dog is at work today 15/10 ollie for nails on hardwood... Jan 13, 2017

  this dog is at work today 15/10 ollie for nails on hardwood floor and excited heavy breathing https://twitter.

• should we just all get these https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jan 13, 2017

  should we just all get these https://twitter.

• Okay now “fake” is in single quotes in a subhed we've gone... Jan 13, 2017

  Okay now “fake” is in single quotes in a subhed we've gone into the orthographic twilight zone here sheeple. https://twitter.

• Is deep state like vaporwave? Jan 13, 2017

  Is deep state like vaporwave?

• I might use that! Jan 12, 2017

  I might use that!

• oh wow netflix is actually taking over the actual world... Jan 12, 2017

  oh wow netflix is actually taking over the actual world https://www. bloomberg.

• when i read about just regular guys who aren't worried... Jan 12, 2017

  when i read about just regular guys who aren't worried about the future i like to see how a nuke would affect them http://nuclearsecrecy. com/nukemap/?

• This woman in this diner just asked for coffee with WHOLE... Jan 12, 2017

  This woman in this diner just asked for coffee with WHOLE milk, because why not these days, right? Grasp at life's thread until it snaps.

• Dash Says: Fire All Editors https://twitter.com/anildash/sta... Jan 12, 2017

  Dash Says: Fire All Editors https://twitter.

• Man everything is complicated. https://twitter.com/andyorin/... Jan 12, 2017

  Man everything is complicated. https://twitter.

• boulevard of broken dreams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t... Jan 11, 2017

  boulevard of broken dreams https://www. youtube.

• You're not even a real journalism... Jan 11, 2017

  You're not even a real journalism https://www. youtube.

• Oh thank god https://twitter.com/harvardbiz/status/819269909... Jan 11, 2017

  Oh thank god https://twitter.

• It ends great right? when I read the article it's just the... Jan 11, 2017

  It ends great right? when I read the article it's just the word “great.

• I'll be on a plane during this press conference but we... Jan 11, 2017

  I'll be on a plane during this press conference but we should be able to see the flames as we land in LaGuardia.

• It's rush hour and the El is not crowded and I'm sitting.... Jan 11, 2017

  It's rush hour and the El is not crowded and I'm sitting. Is this normal?

• This is like the Starr Report plus the Alberto Gonzales era... Jan 11, 2017

  This is like the Starr Report plus the Alberto Gonzales era GWB ethical nightmare in one steaming package left at Americas dumb doorstep.

• they're saving it for 2020 Jan 11, 2017
• I had to erase that one because what am I even doing. Jan 11, 2017

  I had to erase that one because what am I even doing.

• Wow I had the craziest dream. Jan 11, 2017

  Wow I had the craziest dream.

• America can just break your goddam heart you know. Jan 10, 2017

  America can just break your goddam heart you know.

• Reality feels extremely fluid right now. Jan 10, 2017

  Reality feels extremely fluid right now.

• This is like stumbling into a family reunion. A little... Jan 10, 2017

  This is like stumbling into a family reunion. A little weird but so sweet.

• Friends, http://DocumentCloud.org is a not-for-profit and... Jan 10, 2017

  Friends, http://DocumentCloud. org is a not-for-profit and now more than ever it is going to need our support.

• Surely piss. Jan 10, 2017

  Surely piss.

• I'm alone in this huge crowd waiting to get into the speech... Jan 10, 2017

  I'm alone in this huge crowd waiting to get into the speech and no one seems to know.

• okay...but what's the upside? Jan 10, 2017

  @michelledean okay... but what's the upside?

• I'm just getting caught up here Jan 10, 2017
• I guess in 2035 there are gonna be a lot of touching indie... Jan 10, 2017

  I guess in 2035 there are gonna be a lot of touching indie films about dudes in iron lungs.

• I'm in Chicago to attend the National Assembly of Sobs and... Jan 10, 2017

  I'm in Chicago to attend the National Assembly of Sobs and Gasps.

• Oh my god we're free https://theoutline.com/post/842/diet-co... Jan 10, 2017

  Oh my god we're free https://theoutline.

• Tom is right, Bobbie is great. https://twitter.com/tomcoates... Jan 10, 2017

  Tom is right, Bobbie is great. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/818652578674262020/photo/1 Jan 9, 2017

  https://twitter.

• I'm wondering about the speech tomorrow. The Eisenhower... Jan 9, 2017

  I'm wondering about the speech tomorrow. The Eisenhower address was (partially) a very serious warning.

• Lawyers should contact celebrities and sue the ad-serving... Jan 9, 2017

  Lawyers should contact celebrities and sue the ad-serving companies. Easy money.

• Craig Mod on Great Design and Long Journeys — Part 2 Jan 9, 2017
• So @PostlightStudio just crossed a million users for... Jan 9, 2017

  So @PostlightStudio just crossed a million users for Mercury Reader, built on our industrial-strength web parser! https://trackchanges.

• Just a public notice that @ginatrapani has taken over the... Jan 9, 2017

  Just a public notice that @ginatrapani has taken over the @PostlightStudio playlist and her taste is AMAZING (i. e.

• now that trello and jira are the same company what are... Jan 9, 2017
• Here's an eight-hour+ mashup DJ mix from NYE at the DNA... Jan 8, 2017

  Here's an eight-hour+ mashup DJ mix from NYE at the DNA Lounge https://archive.

• “Good morning, everyone. Today, April 18th, is the 593rd... Jan 7, 2017

  “Good morning, everyone. Today, April 18th, is the 593rd day of war.

• Teensy little babies George Michael and Morrissey chatting... Jan 7, 2017

  Teensy little babies George Michael and Morrissey chatting on TV on May 25th, 1984 https://www. youtube.

• jesus christ this loser https://twitter.com/max_read/status/... Jan 7, 2017

  jesus christ this loser https://twitter.

• Wife, OH: “Well, because of sexism, honey, a Princess... Jan 7, 2017

  Wife, OH: “Well, because of sexism, honey, a Princess Leia's Tantine IV toy can't be bought at a mass-market price. ” (I quietly close door.

• i think this says more about my own timeline than anything... Jan 7, 2017

  i think this says more about my own timeline than anything in particular about society https://twitter.

• this is probably someone joking but who can tell that's why... Jan 7, 2017

  this is probably someone joking but who can tell that's why living today is so fun https://twitter.

• good work here https://twitter.com/AndrewKarter/status/81774... Jan 7, 2017

  good work here https://twitter.

• We need to add a -gate suffix to the Putin thing so that... Jan 7, 2017

  We need to add a -gate suffix to the Putin thing so that people know it's really bad.

• meetings are the best https://twitter.com/HarvardBiz/status/... Jan 6, 2017

  meetings are the best https://twitter.

• In America you can steal pigs AND horses.... Jan 6, 2017

  In America you can steal pigs AND horses. http://www.

• Friday Links: Design Edition Jan 5, 2017

  Friday Links: Design Edition Links extracted from the chat flow of Postlight’s most excellent Design department. (We’re hiring product designers.

• I wrote a product-strategy followup to yesterday's survey... Jan 5, 2017

  I wrote a product-strategy followup to yesterday's survey of not-for-profit websites: “Going Deep on a Checkbox. " https://trackchanges.

• Going Deep on a Checkbox Jan 4, 2017

  Yesterday I wrote a little bit about the experience of giving money via charitable websites, and I criticized not-for-profit websites that ask their users ...

• Going Deep on a Checkbox Jan 4, 2017

  Going Deep on a Checkbox Yesterday I wrote a little bit about the experience of giving money via charitable websites , and I criticized not-for-profit websites that ask their users to “make a monthly donation”— My expectation was to give a one-time gift. Many of the sites had “Make this a monthly donation” as an option.

• “Shut Up and Take My Money!” — @ftrain... Jan 4, 2017

  “Shut Up and Take My Money! ” — @ftrain https://trackchanges.

• I changed the name of my post about online donation forms... Jan 4, 2017

  I changed the name of my post about online donation forms to SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I gave away money to 33 online charities on December 31 and... Jan 4, 2017

  I gave away money to 33 online charities on December 31 and wrote up what I learned about web design and experience: https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Shut Up and Take My Money! Jan 3, 2017

  Shut Up and Take My Money! User experience notes from 33 online charities By Paul Ford , Co-founder, Postlight Oh god not this Before the holidays, the people of Postlight came up with a list of charities .

• Shut Up and Take My Money! Jan 3, 2017

  Before the holidays, the people of Postlight came up with a list of charities. I liked learning about all the different causes supported by the people who ...

• Welcome to the era of the blizzard of angry constituents! Jan 3, 2017

  Welcome to the era of the blizzard of angry constituents!

• Do I know any Android engineers looking to work on new... Jan 3, 2017

  Do I know any Android engineers looking to work on new interesting big global products? Contract or possibly full time.

• We all laughed at the guy in Hot Topic talking about his... Jan 3, 2017

  We all laughed at the guy in Hot Topic talking about his powers but now he is our president and we must do our best to support him.

• Twitter product strategy right now.... Jan 2, 2017

  Twitter product strategy right now. https://twitter.

• i spent my vacation remaking an old idea from scratch so... Jan 2, 2017
• This is from 2007—but if Congress was a neighborhood it... Jan 2, 2017

  This is from 2007—but if Congress was a neighborhood it would be one of the most crime-ridden in America. http://harpers.

• i know it's a small thing but there is a tv in the bottom... Jan 2, 2017
• Congratulations to the replacement for the Office of... Jan 2, 2017

  Congratulations to the replacement for the Office of Congressional Ethics, The Office of Little Misunderstandings.

• i'm sure they have good reasons... Jan 2, 2017

  i'm sure they have good reasons http://www. nytimes.

• while you slept https://twitter.com/NYPDSpecialops/status/81... Jan 2, 2017

  while you slept https://twitter.

• Craig Mod on Great Design and Long Journeys — Part 1 Jan 2, 2017
• i am too lazy to live my ideals like maria, except also i... Jan 2, 2017

  i am too lazy to live my ideals like maria, except also i don't really go anywhere https://twitter.

• Thank you! Jan 2, 2017

  @iJessicaRock Thank you!

• Happy 2017. Don't borrow grieving! Jan 1, 2017

  Happy 2017. Don't borrow grieving!

• They did say targeting close associates... Dec 31, 2016

  They did say targeting close associates https://www. reddit.

• Everything is weird now. https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/s... Dec 31, 2016

  Everything is weird now. https://twitter.

• Okay this charity is brand new, but Star SHIPPED HARDWARE... Dec 31, 2016

  Okay this charity is brand new, but Star SHIPPED HARDWARE this year which means she can do really difficult things. I kicked in $200.

• What if the reason our society suffers from extreme income... Dec 31, 2016

  What if the reason our society suffers from extreme income equality is just that the donation forms on not-for-profit websites are so bad?

• Hi! If like me you would like to give away money today, the... Dec 31, 2016

  Hi! If like me you would like to give away money today, the holiest of tax deduction days, our company made a list: https://trackchanges.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/815226611515559937/photo/1 Dec 31, 2016

  @michelledean https://twitter.

• also a place where you can watch ppl not write books... Dec 31, 2016

  also a place where you can watch ppl not write books https://twitter.

• Come to this! It'll be sweet. Lara Hogan will help you stop... Dec 31, 2016

  Come to this! It'll be sweet.

• Best WWII movie: Come and See. Best nuclear catastrophe... Dec 30, 2016

  Best WWII movie: Come and See. Best nuclear catastrophe movie: Threads.

• yeah i'm totally watching that again tonight it's got the... Dec 30, 2016
• Here's some lighter fare from @page88 to cheer you up as we... Dec 30, 2016

  Here's some lighter fare from @page88 to cheer you up as we head out 2016's doldrums into a hopefully brighter 2017. @page88 /what-might-happen-with-this-president-4f0411ed8114#.

• http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/30/opinion/sunday/aliens-of-e... Dec 30, 2016

  http://www. nytimes.

• Man, Threads was so good. I've watched it every few years... Dec 30, 2016

  Man, Threads was so good. I've watched it every few years for 25 years now.

• Wait Nostradamus's first name was Michael?... Dec 30, 2016

  Wait Nostradamus's first name was Michael? https://twitter.

• man was i wrong about technology Dec 29, 2016
• this is okay though https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/... Dec 29, 2016

  this is okay though https://www. buzzfeed.

• Me at the start of 2016 vs. me right now.... Dec 29, 2016

  Me at the start of 2016 vs. me right now.

• I think folks he’ll appoint also have it in for Iran in the same way Bush II had it in for Iraq. Dec 29, 2016

  I think folks he’ll appoint also have it in for Iran in the same way Bush II had it in for Iraq. And since this is a deeply corruptible administration that ignores intelligence reports, if someone wants that war enough they’ll probably get it.

• America is Agile with four-year sprints. Dec 29, 2016

  America is Agile with four-year sprints.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/1AO87 Dec 28, 2016

  http://mlkshk.

• We are caught in traffic and the many teens on this bus are... Dec 28, 2016

  We are caught in traffic and the many teens on this bus are coming back to Brooklyn after seeing a musical.

• i keep expecting you to change your handle to white... Dec 28, 2016
• I forgot I wrote this. https://theawl.com/dear-kids-b74ca516... Dec 28, 2016

  I forgot I wrote this. https://theawl.

• It's a little thing in the scheme of things but I'm... Dec 28, 2016

  It's a little thing in the scheme of things but I'm concerned the next four years will bring many more bad covers of Tracy Chapman songs.

• LOAD "*",8 https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/81397290... Dec 28, 2016

  LOAD "*",8 https://twitter.

• If you need to relax, here's 12 minutes of audio from a... Dec 28, 2016

  If you need to relax, here's 12 minutes of audio from a pro-Nazi rally in 1939 at Madison Square Garden. https://archive.

• #notallmen http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/27/nyregion/carl-p... Dec 27, 2016

  #notallmen http://www. nytimes.

• No one except film reviewers ever uses the word... Dec 27, 2016

  No one except film reviewers ever uses the word “uproariously.

• if you value your sanity get off the internet before he... Dec 27, 2016
• on the podcast we were supposed to talk about technology... Dec 27, 2016

  on the podcast we were supposed to talk about technology but it ended up being partly about raccoons in slacks https://trackchanges. postlight.

• “And we had thousands of those big urns/You know the kind.”... Dec 26, 2016

  “And we had thousands of those big urns/You know the kind. ” https://www.

• Okay I'm gonna post a review of a movie from a conservative... Dec 26, 2016

  Okay I'm gonna post a review of a movie from a conservative reviews site and you have to guess the movie it is. https://twitter.

• Year in Review: 2016 Dec 26, 2016

  Year in Review: 2016 Sic. What should we make of 2016?

• Year in Review: 2016 Dec 26, 2016
• Merry final Christmas! https://twitter.com/CBCTheNational/st... Dec 24, 2016

  Merry final Christmas! https://twitter.

• We made sure the roof door isn't blocked so Santa can come... Dec 24, 2016

  We made sure the roof door isn't blocked so Santa can come down Stairwell B.

• i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and... Dec 24, 2016
• I've never agreed with more people in my life. Dec 23, 2016

  I've never agreed with more people in my life.

• To everyone who was in line at the Flatbush Junction... Dec 23, 2016

  To everyone who was in line at the Flatbush Junction HomeGoods—we made it, we are here, and we are stronger.

• It would be awesome, it would be a labor thing that America... Dec 23, 2016

  @rachelfagen It would be awesome, it would be a labor thing that America would care about and discuss, and it would be fun.

• First of all imagine a Rockette picket line. Dec 23, 2016

  First of all imagine a Rockette picket line.

• This is suuuuper cool. https://twitter.com/michaelbierut/sta... Dec 23, 2016

  This is suuuuper cool. https://twitter.

• Thank God we can stop all that PC crap and finally just... Dec 22, 2016

  Thank God we can stop all that PC crap and finally just wish each other a Fröhliche Weihnachten.

• It is WRONG for regular citizens to endure being screamed... Dec 22, 2016

  It is WRONG for regular citizens to endure being screamed at by some some random enraged person, which is why we should impeach Trump ASAP.

• Here I built you a device that lets you see exactly what's... Dec 22, 2016

  Here I built you a device that lets you see exactly what's wrong with every business in the world. It's called a Web Browser.

• American chain stores: Your bad e-commerce and catalog... Dec 22, 2016

  American chain stores: Your bad e-commerce and catalog search/discoverability are costing you MILLIONS. Hire me and our company will fix it.

• Lion and the Cobra is a GREAT album.... Dec 22, 2016

  Lion and the Cobra is a GREAT album.

• THEY TAUGHT ME TO TRADE...BUT THEY DID NOT TEACH ME...TO... Dec 22, 2016

  THEY TAUGHT ME TO TRADE... BUT THEY DID NOT TEACH ME...

• There are no alleys in NYC. Rather than “Silicon Alley”... Dec 22, 2016

  There are no alleys in NYC. Rather than “Silicon Alley” they should have called our tech scene “Bad Business Model Avenue.

• You know one thing that sucks about calling it “Silicon... Dec 22, 2016

  You know one thing that sucks about calling it “Silicon Alley” is that there are almost no alleys in NYC. https://rebuildingtherustbelt.

• &lt;THREAD&gt; I'm hearing good Days Are Gone— Forever—and... Dec 22, 2016

  &amp;lt;THREAD&amp;gt; I'm hearing good Days Are Gone— Forever—and Democrats fumbled when it came down to The Wire. Guys.

• a little article from 2000 about the NYC tech scene... Dec 22, 2016

  a little article from 2000 about the NYC tech scene http://www. sfgate.

• twitter plan 2017 Dec 22, 2016
• Guys! Yells John von Neumann as he bursts into the... Dec 22, 2016

  Guys!

• I like tweetstorms because they are usually someone... Dec 22, 2016

  I like tweetstorms because they are usually someone hectoring the world while simultaneously talking to themselves, &amp;amp; impossible to read.

• The express buses have USB chargers for every seat now. The... Dec 22, 2016

  The express buses have USB chargers for every seat now. The two blue LED dots.

• Postlight’s Big Well-Intentioned List of Not-For-Profit Organizations That Are Trying to Make a Difference In Our Highly Confusing and Rapidly-Changing World Dec 21, 2016

  This morning we did a quick census of the office, wrote a few lines of Python to turn a Google Spreadsheet into some HTML, and came up with this list of ...

• We rounded up some good-ass charities in the corporate... Dec 21, 2016

  We rounded up some good-ass charities in the corporate newsletter today. https://trackchanges.

• the only thing is they don't seem that happy together... Dec 21, 2016

  the only thing is they don't seem that happy together https://twitter.

• Yeah! @mercurytools is on @ProductHunt! Which means the... Dec 21, 2016

  Yeah! @mercurytools is on @ProductHunt !

• deep down i know i could solve all my problems if i bought... Dec 21, 2016
• This great essay by @jrobertlennon perfectly captures the... Dec 21, 2016

  This great essay by @jrobertlennon perfectly captures the very real Billy Joelness of my world. https://catapult.

• The world is still here this morning but don't draw any... Dec 21, 2016

  The world is still here this morning but don't draw any conclusions.

• Thanks, Dima! https://twitter.com/fishtweets/status/81155372... Dec 21, 2016

  Thanks, Dima! https://twitter.

• Some nights, you need to sneak out to the movies, buy a... Dec 20, 2016

  Some nights, you need to sneak out to the movies, buy a ticket, and reconnect with the childhood self that believes in Collateral Beauty.

• Postlight’s Big Well-Intentioned List of Not-For-Profit Organizations That Are Trying to Make a… Dec 20, 2016

  Postlight’s Big Well-Intentioned List of Not-For-Profit Organizations That Are Trying to Make a Difference in Our Highly Confusing and Rapidly-Changing World This morning we did a quick census of the office, wrote a few lines of Python to turn a Google Spreadsheet into some HTML, and came up with this list of the 33 charities we like to support. It’s a good year to give something away.

• gallium arsenide? that shit is cray Dec 20, 2016

  gallium arsenide?

• Look I've trotted this out every Christmas for three years... Dec 20, 2016

  Look I've trotted this out every Christmas for three years now but wouldn't you? https://twitter.

• someone at the diner just asked if silver was my real hair... Dec 20, 2016
• This is a great time to give money to your favorite... Dec 20, 2016

  This is a great time to give money to your favorite charities because the dollar still is a high-value global currency.

• Here's my receipt that PROVES I'm a smug liberal do-gooder.... Dec 20, 2016

  Here's my receipt that PROVES I'm a smug liberal do-gooder. Whatever, eyeroll the messenger, help the tots.

• DWB helps everywhere, and especially in Yemen. It's an... Dec 20, 2016

  DWB helps everywhere, and especially in Yemen. It's an amazing org.

• First sentence is fine. Okay. Second sentence also fine.... Dec 20, 2016

  First sentence is fine. Okay.

• I wonder what it will take for copy editors to change “this... Dec 20, 2016

  I wonder what it will take for copy editors to change “this is how fascism starts” to “this is how fascism started.

• I think a key to Twitter is that folks are yelling at the... Dec 20, 2016

  I think a key to Twitter is that folks are yelling at the world but it feels like they're yelling right at you. To learn you look past that.

• I've been thinking a lot about those robot dogs for old... Dec 20, 2016

  I've been thinking a lot about those robot dogs for old folks. I think the future is here but it's unevenly hilarious.

• Headline idea: Hippocratic Oafs... Dec 20, 2016

  Headline idea: Hippocratic Oafs https://twitter.

• Colin Smith Has a Plan to Help Hundreds of NYC Public Schools Dec 19, 2016

  Creating change for New York City kids: this week Paul and Rich split the episode in two, with two conversations about children and learning. First they talk about their own kids’ relationships with technology and feelings about teaching them to code.

• oh no this january Dec 19, 2016
• I'd blocked this from my memory.... Dec 19, 2016

  I'd blocked this from my memory. https://twitter.

• Don't despair there's still a chance of a January surprise. Dec 19, 2016

  Don't despair there's still a chance of a January surprise.

• Hate just wanted it more. Dec 19, 2016

  Hate just wanted it more.

• at least half the country :( Dec 19, 2016
• I guess World War II finally hit EOL and now we're all... Dec 19, 2016

  I guess World War II finally hit EOL and now we're all going to have to migrate to World War III.

• To every brand there is a season, and a time to every... Dec 19, 2016

  To every brand there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to engage, and a time to refrain from engaging. https://twitter.

• is there any device that makes it easy to read PDFs that... Dec 18, 2016
• lance that is a great description of about 90% of my bad... Dec 18, 2016
• they don't show the cyberdog whispering “migrants are bad”... Dec 18, 2016
• Please explain why I don't want this, thanks.... Dec 18, 2016

  Please explain why I don't want this, thanks. https://www.

• the Internet of Terrible Things Dec 18, 2016
• Jesus. https://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/810568723664773120 Dec 18, 2016

  Jesus. https://twitter.

• When we're that age these are going to be so amazing and... Dec 18, 2016

  @rustyk5 When we're that age these are going to be so amazing and we'll ask to get the “hackable” ones that we can program in... JavaScript.

• can someone edit this video so that lasers come out of the... Dec 18, 2016

  can someone edit this video so that lasers come out of the dogs eyes and blow things up http://joyforall. hasbro.

• Caddyshack in memory: 90% gopher puppet, amazing.... Dec 17, 2016

  Caddyshack in memory: 90% gopher puppet, amazing. Caddyshack in reality: Very little gopher puppet, not great.

• this is so real that i don't think i can finish reading it... Dec 16, 2016

  this is so real that i don't think i can finish reading it http://www. newyorker.

• Oracle is going to do to America what it did to Sun... Dec 15, 2016

  Oracle is going to do to America what it did to Sun Microsystems. https://twitter.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJgKVLweDJk Dec 15, 2016

  https://www. youtube.

• No idea what I was subtweeting in 2012 but nonetheless a... Dec 14, 2016

  No idea what I was subtweeting in 2012 but nonetheless a good subtweet. https://twitter.

• https://theawl.com/rick-perry-almost-killed-me-this-weekend-... Dec 14, 2016

  https://theawl. com/rick-perry-almost-killed-me-this-weekend-b74b6afbf2d8#.

• David Copperfield makes them disappear.... Dec 14, 2016

  David Copperfield makes them disappear. https://twitter.

• Oh god I'm so scared. https://twitter.com/USNatArchives/stat... Dec 14, 2016

  Oh god I'm so scared. https://twitter.

• A highly scalable totally custom minimum viable registry of... Dec 14, 2016

  A highly scalable totally custom minimum viable registry of Muslims API and web client could be built in hours.

• “Do you have new words on your ‘Word Wall’?“ I asked my... Dec 14, 2016

  “Do you have new words on your ‘Word Wall’? “ I asked my son.

• These are people on a collusion course with history.... Dec 14, 2016

  These are people on a collusion course with history. https://twitter.

• I'm rereading the Old Testament. I may have lived in New... Dec 14, 2016

  I'm rereading the Old Testament. I may have lived in New York City too long, because as far as I can tell it's mostly about real estate.

• TIL @kevboh built and ran an indie social network for... Dec 14, 2016

  TIL @kevboh built and ran an indie social network for years. Good, thoughtful article about social network community basics.

• “If the metal blade thingy that goes inside your food... Dec 14, 2016

  “If the metal blade thingy that goes inside your food processor has rivets, you’re screwed. ” Huge Cuisinart recall.

• Spotify just sent me a list of my favorite songs of 2016 as... Dec 14, 2016

  Spotify just sent me a list of my favorite songs of 2016 as a way to passive-aggressively tell me I'm garbage.

• Kevin Barrett on Kind Social Networks Dec 13, 2016

  Kevin Barrett on Kind Social Networks Kevin Barrett is Senior Software Engineer, Postlight, and he writes about managing his own social network — Before I joined Postlight I spent a couple of years running Airendipity , a sort of twee social network in which everyone was anonymous and all you could do was send little paper airplanes with some text inside. The paper airplanes would bounce around the globe from phone to phone, picking up placenames ( your plane just landed in Cairo!

• Nerds, what is a good (better than Skype) way to record... Dec 13, 2016

  Nerds, what is a good (better than Skype) way to record remote audio for your podcast with minimal hiss? Paying money is fine.

• It's so sad when VCs get angry and tweet, “I've made many... Dec 13, 2016

  It's so sad when VCs get angry and tweet, “I've made many great investments, what have you done? ” I'm always like, I wish you could see.

• There's a part in here I love, where @sippey talks about... Dec 13, 2016

  There's a part in here I love, where @sippey talks about making a decision, and quickly, to shut off his startup. https://soundcloud.

• just chattin with @sippey on the podcast... Dec 13, 2016

  just chattin with @sippey on the podcast https://trackchanges. postlight.

• This is good. https://twitter.com/scottros/status/8084776608... Dec 12, 2016

  This is good. https://twitter.

• On the plus side, tomorrow's tech summit will be a horrible... Dec 12, 2016

  On the plus side, tomorrow's tech summit will be a horrible photo op that will haunt each participant forever. http://www.

• Michael Sippey on Product Management—and Pivoting Dec 12, 2016

  Learning from successes and failures: this week Paul and Rich talk to Michael Sippey, whose career spans the history of the web, from blogging pioneer to Six Apart to director of product at Twitter to startup founder. He details his work at Twitter during a time of transition for the social network, and then shares frank perspectives about launching and recently shutting down his startup, Talkshow.

• &lt;THREAD dc:subject="Game theory"&gt; yes YES the... Dec 12, 2016

  &amp;lt;THREAD dc:subject="Game theory"&amp;gt; yes YES the tiger is out Guys it's time for some game theory.

• Wow (via http://mlkshk.com/p/1AJCQ)... Dec 12, 2016

  Wow (via http://mlkshk. com/p/1AJCQ) https://twitter.

• also where is steve bannon these days did he choke on... Dec 12, 2016
• man barron sure fucked up the cyber Dec 12, 2016
• If we don't fight global warming there will be more and... Dec 12, 2016

  If we don't fight global warming there will be more and more dangerous tweetstorms, until it's too late. https://twitter.

• I just ordered Pokémon cards on Amazon like a drunk guy... Dec 11, 2016

  I just ordered Pokémon cards on Amazon like a drunk guy orders at McDonald's. I hope to god these children are happy on Christmas.

• I just ordered all eight Great Brain books off eBay even... Dec 11, 2016

  I just ordered all eight Great Brain books off eBay even though I doubt my kids will ever read them and I am 10000% sure I'll reread them.

• It may be worse; we may actually be living in an Octavia... Dec 11, 2016

  It may be worse; we may actually be living in an Octavia Butler novel. https://twitter.

• Five Links! Dec 11, 2016

  Five Links! The entire Internet could, maybe should, be archived in Canada .

• This bug thread on browser security from earlier in the... Dec 11, 2016

  This bug thread on browser security from earlier in the year is magnificent. https://bugs.

• I welcome and respect all your feedback always but the back... Dec 10, 2016

  I welcome and respect all your feedback always but the back pages of fashion mags have long been places for serious work so. https://twitter.

• Folks please stop being faux-shocked that Teen Vogue is... Dec 10, 2016

  Folks please stop being faux-shocked that Teen Vogue is doing good work. Think about how diminishing that would feel.

• site:http://metafilter.com "what it says on the tin" Dec 10, 2016

  @bn2b site: http://metafilter.

• This utterly stupid insanity is currently winning hearts... Dec 10, 2016

  This utterly stupid insanity is currently winning hearts and minds across the world. http://www.

• I haven't read this but the picture in the background has... Dec 10, 2016

  I haven't read this but the picture in the background has exploded my brain. https://twitter.

• Hey 2016 fans! Great news! SantaCon is tomorrow. Dec 9, 2016

  Hey 2016 fans! Great news!

• Grudging congratulations to Switchboard, victors in the... Dec 9, 2016

  Grudging congratulations to Switchboard, victors in the @PostlightStudio hackathon.

• the only thing that can stop a planet of apes is some kind... Dec 9, 2016
• I've reached an age where I can't remember the titles of... Dec 9, 2016

  I've reached an age where I can't remember the titles of any Sigur Rós songs.

• Another in my collection of Stock Photo Jewels... Dec 9, 2016

  Another in my collection of Stock Photo Jewels https://twitter.

• http://boingboing.net/2016/12/07/for-two-years-criminals-sto... Dec 9, 2016

  http://boingboing. net/2016/12/07/for-two-years-criminals-stole.

• A few minor updates to make America great again. Dec 8, 2016

  A few minor updates to make America great again.

• I read your note with interest. Dec 8, 2016

  I read your note with interest. However I am going to speak and write exactly as I have been for the last 20 years.

• I keep wondering how long until a CAPTCHA shows us 12 faces... Dec 8, 2016

  I keep wondering how long until a CAPTCHA shows us 12 faces and asks us to pick all the Americans.

• This turned into a great thread:... Dec 8, 2016

  This turned into a great thread: https://twitter.

• Hey word nerds, reply with links to good modern poems to... Dec 7, 2016

  Hey word nerds, reply with links to good modern poems to read/hear. (If you don't care about poetry ignore this, like an adult.

• YOU can attend an event where @lara_hogan talks about how... Dec 7, 2016

  YOU can attend an event where @lara_hogan talks about how to become a great public speaker, @PostlightStudio 1/18 https://www. meetup.

• Casual dining...more like CAUSAL DYING.... Dec 7, 2016

  Casual dining... more like CAUSAL DYING.

• Why isn't anyone talking about the Republican sex tunnels... Dec 7, 2016

  Why isn't anyone talking about the Republican sex tunnels that GWB ordered built into every Applebee's?

• This funeral director's LinkedIn is metal af.... Dec 7, 2016

  This funeral director's LinkedIn is metal af. https://twitter.

• QEMU ADVENT CALENDAR RETURNS http://www.qemu-advent-calendar... Dec 6, 2016

  QEMU ADVENT CALENDAR RETURNS http://www. qemu-advent-calendar.

• GOMIX! is cool and live. Also @anildash is CEO of... Dec 6, 2016

  GOMIX! is cool and live.

• It might be time to go back to private editors. Dec 6, 2016

  It might be time to go back to private editors.

• HELP WANTED: Marketing Communications Director. There is a... Dec 5, 2016

  HELP WANTED: Marketing Communications Director. There is a ton to do.

• Q&amp;A: Taking listener questions, and mission statements Dec 5, 2016

  Answering listener mail: this week Paul and Rich answer a few letters: first, an architect asks Rich to expand upon his analogy between small teams of software developers and architecture firms; then, a Facebook-weary listener asks why there isn’t an easy way to pull your content from the platform. They round out the show with a discussion on Postlight’s mission statement—or lack thereof.

• Q &amp; A &amp; Mission Statements Dec 5, 2016

  Q &amp; A &amp; Mission Statements Hmm. Answering listener mail : This week Paul and Rich answer a few letters: First, an architect asks Rich to expand upon his analogy between small teams of software developers and architecture firms; then, a Facebook-weary listener asks why there isn’t an easy way to pull your content from the platform.

• Congratulations to The Outline on the launch of its great... Dec 5, 2016

  Congratulations to The Outline on the launch of its great new Internet website! https://theoutline.

• Our police state sucks. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/80... Dec 5, 2016

  Our police state sucks. https://twitter.

• This book is sweet. https://archive.org/stream/McGillLibrary... Dec 5, 2016

  This book is sweet. #page /n1/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://archive.

• oh shit that looks great. i want to but then i need to buy... Dec 4, 2016

  @rustyk5 oh shit that looks great. i want to but then i need to buy two because my children are learning to share.

• hells yeah Dec 4, 2016
• i think we have all been kind of uncreative here right?... Dec 4, 2016

  @rustyk5 i think we have all been kind of uncreative here right?

• i mean this makes sense because i also yearn to start some... Dec 4, 2016
• okay so I had so much shit rattling in my head that i wrote... Dec 4, 2016

  okay so I had so much shit rattling in my head that i wrote it in a big list so everyone can yell at me. @ftrain /all-my-dumb-questions-december-2016-b6b4ee84284c#.

• I just published “All my dumb questions, December 2016”... Dec 4, 2016

  I just published “All my dumb questions, December 2016” https://medium.

• If I were an editor at Vox I would end every meeting by... Dec 4, 2016

  If I were an editor at Vox I would end every meeting by saying, “Lucy, you got some splainers to write.

• 90 minutes of KSOL radio from 1992 (O.P.P. &amp;c).... Dec 4, 2016

  90 minutes of KSOL radio from 1992 (O. P.

• All my dumb questions, December 2016 Dec 4, 2016

  All my dumb questions, December 2016 This weekend I just wanted to write down the stuff in my head that is driving me bananas. I’m surrounded by tons of really confident answers about the world right now but frankly the answer industry has some explaining to do, or some explainers to write, and no matter how many times I hit refresh no one—left or right—is really nailing it.

• I think/hope that folks will get their act together on this. Dec 4, 2016

  I think/hope that folks will get their act together on this. The left is really big on taking credit as the social progressive party but of course the history is filled with things like Kennedy asking MLK to chill out because all the protests were making us look bad to the Russians.

• Best part of Davos is where we take off our human masks and... Dec 4, 2016

  Best part of Davos is where we take off our human masks and you can see who is a lizard, who is a robot, who's a bag of mice, and who died. https://twitter.

• Guess when Davos is? That's right, January 17 to 20, 2017.... Dec 4, 2016

  Guess when Davos is? That's right, January 17 to 20, 2017.

• Sketch comedy is a high stakes game. This is really solid.... Dec 4, 2016

  Sketch comedy is a high stakes game. This is really solid.

• Burn! https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/805056985448251392/p... Dec 3, 2016

  Burn! https://twitter.

• I am at a movie at 8pm on a Friday with maybe 150 normal... Dec 2, 2016

  I am at a movie at 8pm on a Friday with maybe 150 normal human non-parents and I'm having difficulty processing.

• Worst marriage counseling session ever.... Dec 2, 2016

  Worst marriage counseling session ever. https://twitter.

• SRO at @postlightstudio to hear @ginatrapani interview... Dec 1, 2016

  SRO at @postlightstudio to hear @ginatrapani interview @mathbabedotorg about the evil and scary side of big data. https://twitter.

• Does anyone have a source for old radio daily newscasts?... Nov 30, 2016

  Does anyone have a source for old radio daily newscasts? 30s/40s/50s/and up.

• who surprise twist are totally fucking BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES Nov 30, 2016
• Why does The Weeknd keep going to parties? Nov 30, 2016

  Why does The Weeknd keep going to parties?

• I know this will be a controversial opinion, but the whole... Nov 30, 2016

  I know this will be a controversial opinion, but the whole Rorty book is really good.

• We all need to relax and start having fun again if we... Nov 30, 2016

  We all need to relax and start having fun again if we possibly can. Because if we don't we'll actually go fucking bananacakes.

• Also trying something a little diff. with the... Nov 30, 2016

  Also trying something a little diff. with the newsletter—classic LINK ROUNDUP.

• Today in @PostlightStudio, Dir. of Engineering @ginatrapani... Nov 30, 2016

  Today in @PostlightStudio , Dir. of Engineering @ginatrapani talks openly and awesomely about her impostor syndrome.

• You can FINALLY have advanced hyphenation in-browser! You... Nov 29, 2016

  You can FINALLY have advanced hyphenation in-browser! You just fully emulate Unix then run LaTeX in a WebWorker.

• If Rogue One sucks America is over. Nov 29, 2016

  If Rogue One sucks America is over.

• Five Plus Gina Trapani on Impostor Syndrome Nov 29, 2016

  Five Plus Gina Trapani on Impostor Syndrome Not for you, Uber Gina Trapani on Impostor Syndrome Today Gina Trapani , Director of Engineering, Postlight, writes a great essay to remind us that we’re all faking it —and we shouldn’t judge ourselves harshly for that, but rather embrace it. It’s a good message for anyone who works in technology—a fashion industry, despite everyone’s protestations—and also a good message for the moment.

• Everybody listen to me. Put away 1984. This is not time for... Nov 29, 2016

  Everybody listen to me. Put away 1984.

• this site holds up real good http://www.fuckedconcept.com/ Nov 29, 2016

  this site holds up real good http://www. fuckedconcept.

• Context: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2012/11/the-ne... Nov 29, 2016

  Context: http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2012/11/the-new-occupy-size-is-everything.

• Introducing Postlight Labs Nov 28, 2016
• Aw man this was 12 years ago http://www.ftrain.com/RawkinRep... Nov 27, 2016

  Aw man this was 12 years ago http://www. ftrain.

• - Knock, knock. Who's there? - Interrupting lawyer.... Nov 27, 2016

  - Knock, knock. Who's there?

• twitter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeWduNomDqY Nov 27, 2016

  twitter https://www. youtube.

• What would a Clinton prosecution actually look like under... Nov 27, 2016

  What would a Clinton prosecution actually look like under the Trump Administration?

• As a parent it's increasingly clear that most of my... Nov 27, 2016

  As a parent it's increasingly clear that most of my responsibilities involve Pokémon, and yet I do not understand Pokémon.

• Sometimes when I read the NYT I become certain that a... Nov 26, 2016

  Sometimes when I read the NYT I become certain that a massive range of human experience has been denied to me and I will never comprehend. https://twitter.

• Without polls we're lost. Nov 26, 2016

  Without polls we're lost.

• There is a sci-fi con in the hotel where I am staying and... Nov 25, 2016

  There is a sci-fi con in the hotel where I am staying and I'm in the dark with the kids but apparently there's a bardic circle until 3am.

• This long drive home is going so well that I just said,... Nov 25, 2016

  This long drive home is going so well that I just said, “There are no tears in ‘I Spy.

• There are actually 1.8 Americas. Nov 24, 2016

  There are actually 1. 8 Americas.

• If you want to have a great Friday night you can use Google... Nov 23, 2016

  If you want to have a great Friday night you can use Google to search only through public GDoc spreadsheets https://www. google.

• Holidays are tough. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/801547... Nov 23, 2016

  Holidays are tough. https://twitter.

• for one of our clients we built an app to help you meditate... Nov 23, 2016

  for one of our clients we built an app to help you meditate https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Great piece about depression in the face of success... Nov 23, 2016

  Great piece about depression in the face of success http://nymag. com/thecut/2016/11/fake-smiles-and-blowouts-at-cond-nasts-holiday-lunch.

• Thursday 3pm Twitter is going to be extraordinary. Nov 22, 2016

  Thursday 3pm Twitter is going to be extraordinary.

• Map of world tourism slogans. Via http://mlkshk.com/p/1ADGM... Nov 22, 2016

  Map of world tourism slogans. Via http://mlkshk.

• Things keeping me sane right now: Brainwaves from faceless... Nov 22, 2016

  Things keeping me sane right now: Brainwaves from faceless worm strangers. Lester Holt's Illuminati hand signals.

• Kevin Barrett on Building an iOS App That Helps You Meditate Nov 22, 2016

  Kevin Barrett on Building an iOS App That Helps You Meditate A meditation interface should be pretty minimal, right? Kevin Barrett is Senior Software Engineer, Postlight, and he recently wrote up the work he did building an app for INSCAPE, a new meditation start-up in NYC.

• from experience, you hustle that much harder Nov 22, 2016
• i checked it's like $200 so too rich for our blood Nov 22, 2016
• Anyway, we love the work, and we have great clients. Get in... Nov 22, 2016

  Anyway, we love the work, and we have great clients. Get in touch (DM!

• Our company @PostlightStudio is one year old. We talked... Nov 22, 2016

  Our company @PostlightStudio is one year old. We talked about it on the podcast.

• as an expert in the media i can say with authority that... Nov 22, 2016

  as an expert in the media i can say with authority that this is the greatest digital magazine article illustration in some time https://twitter.

• Postlight at One Nov 21, 2016
• a little explainin' for u https://trackchanges.postlight.com... Nov 21, 2016

  a little explainin' for u https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I need to remove Twitter from my phone and my phone from my... Nov 21, 2016

  I need to remove Twitter from my phone and my phone from my life.

• The best way to decorate a park is to paint a swastika by... Nov 21, 2016

  The best way to decorate a park is to paint a swastika by the monkey bars. https://twitter.

• you know who else was well-funded by Saudi construction... Nov 21, 2016

  you know who else was well-funded by Saudi construction projects https://twitter.

• The best way to listen to and understand the desires of... Nov 21, 2016

  The best way to listen to and understand the desires of red-state voters is to observe the actions of the leaders they voted into office.

• It feels like this is an actual real start for some people.... Nov 20, 2016

  It feels like this is an actual real start for some people. http://echothroughthefog.

• Oh my god. This is it. The first ever image of Mans... Nov 20, 2016

  Oh my god. This is it.

• Get Me Central! (A quick explainer) Nov 20, 2016

  Get Me Central! (A quick explainer) By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight These nice people are having a transaction, but sadly the platform will not scale As we all now know, we live in an age of massive centralized digital platforms: Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft LinkedIn, and the like are the conduits for a vast amount of our personal and professional interactions, and they profit accordingly.

• Get Me Central! Nov 20, 2016

  As we all now know, we live in an age of massive centralized digital platforms: Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft LinkedIn, and the like are the conduits for a ...

• one way I know fake news is a problem is that actual known... Nov 20, 2016

  one way I know fake news is a problem is that actual known smart people are asking me if this is real https://twitter.

• Wow Facebook really has a fake news problem... Nov 20, 2016

  Wow Facebook really has a fake news problem https://twitter.

• Really impressed by this level of transparency.... Nov 20, 2016

  Really impressed by this level of transparency. https://twitter.

• “Journalism elevates the voiceless. Save... Nov 19, 2016

  “Journalism elevates the voiceless. Save Democracy—subscribe!

• It's not cheap to report on Hamilton. That's why, to defeat... Nov 19, 2016

  It's not cheap to report on Hamilton. That's why, to defeat Trump, we need to come together to support vibrant journalism about Hamilton.

• Understanding the Fake News Problem Nov 19, 2016
• It's all the real story. Nov 19, 2016

  It's all the real story.

• “No one is less racist than me” is how Americans pronounce... Nov 18, 2016

  “No one is less racist than me” is how Americans pronounce “I'm incredibly racist.

• List of stuff to do https://medium.com/@thelindywest/what-to... Nov 17, 2016

  List of stuff to do @thelindywest /what-to-do-d17e58305fa7#. 5cle41y6f" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Jim is right, they are great. https://twitter.com/jimaley/st... Nov 17, 2016

  Jim is right, they are great. https://twitter.

• this is not a surprising strategy... Nov 17, 2016

  this is not a surprising strategy https://twitter.

• Zuckerberg said less than 1% was fake but here is how that... Nov 16, 2016

  Zuckerberg said less than 1% was fake but here is how that 1% spread. https://twitter.

• “40% of the US population does not see why global warming... Nov 16, 2016

  “40% of the US population does not see why global warming is a problem, since Christ is returning in a few decades. ”— http://www.

• There is no evidence that anything will be all right or... Nov 16, 2016

  There is no evidence that anything will be all right or that we should give this time. It's normal to think that, but there's no evidence.

• Watching 100 kindergartners from 35 countries sing about... Nov 16, 2016

  Watching 100 kindergartners from 35 countries sing about pumpkins at the PS is pretty restorative rn.

• Under George W. Bush, Karl Rove was a kind of political... Nov 15, 2016

  Under George W. Bush, Karl Rove was a kind of political magician.

• America is literally going to hell.... Nov 15, 2016

  America is literally going to hell. https://twitter.

• I miss this guy. https://twitter.com/tedconover/status/79862... Nov 15, 2016

  I miss this guy. https://twitter.

• Breitbart to sue another media company for saying it's a... Nov 15, 2016

  Breitbart to sue another media company for saying it's a white-nationalist website: http://thehill.

• I find it's a good thing to fiddle with when I'm panicking... Nov 15, 2016

  I find it's a good thing to fiddle with when I'm panicking about the Republic. https://twitter.

• I'm wearing a safety pin. I'm doing other stuff too. I want... Nov 15, 2016

  I'm wearing a safety pin. I'm doing other stuff too.

• Glad I voted for @RepYvetteClarke, who opposes cruel Steve... Nov 15, 2016

  Glad I voted for @RepYvetteClarke , who opposes cruel Steve Bannon's proposed White House role. https://clarke.

• Podcast w/@mathbabedotorg, recorded during better times.... Nov 15, 2016

  Podcast w/ @mathbabedotorg , recorded during better times. She's coming to talk at @PostlightStudio Dec 1—invite soon!

• i wrote this in march 2014 like a freaking moron... Nov 14, 2016

  i wrote this in march 2014 like a freaking moron http://www. newyorker.

• Everyone in tech can send Zuckerberg a thank-you note.... Nov 14, 2016

  Everyone in tech can send Zuckerberg a thank-you note. https://twitter.

• wheeeeee no fucking time we gotta gooooooo Nov 14, 2016
• this was great I think you are basically talking about a... Nov 14, 2016
• Cathy O&apos;Neil on “Weapons of Math Destruction” Nov 14, 2016

  Our dangerous reliance on big data: in an episode recorded before the election, Rich and Paul talk to Cathy O’Neil, author of Weapons of Math Destruction: How Big Data Increases Inequality and Threatens Democracy. They discuss Cathy’s origins in the math world, her years at a hedge fund on the brink of the 2008 financial crisis, the lack of transparency in the Department of Education’s data, and the various examples of “weapons of math destruction” in her book—all the ways that data is used to harm.

• “Facebook, of necessity, sees cultural problems as product... Nov 14, 2016

  “Facebook, of necessity, sees cultural problems as product problems. ” —me https://trackchanges.

• just listing facebook facts in the corporate newsletter... Nov 14, 2016

  just listing facebook facts in the corporate newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.

• This is a very bad idea. https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/sta... Nov 14, 2016

  This is a very bad idea. https://twitter.

• If you need something to listen to tonight, here are some... Nov 13, 2016

  If you need something to listen to tonight, here are some of Father Coughlin's radio broadcasts: http://otrrlibrary.

• Always liked this Mark Slouka essay about the right to be... Nov 13, 2016

  Always liked this Mark Slouka essay about the right to be rude. http://harpers.

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/obama-can-appoint-me... Nov 13, 2016

  https://www. washingtonpost.

• I already erased that one. Nov 13, 2016

  @amyhoy I already erased that one.

• One very positive thing is that people are talking openly... Nov 13, 2016

  One very positive thing is that people are talking openly on trains and in the street, and DMing and texting and emailing more.

• The intensity of news today is probably the new status quo. Nov 13, 2016

  The intensity of news today is probably the new status quo.

• Thanks! Fixed. Nov 13, 2016

  Thanks! Fixed.

• Facebook and the 2016 Election Nov 13, 2016

  Facebook is, to its chagrin, part of the conversation about the outcome of the 2016 election. Here is a list of some special moments that we have all ...

• Facebook, 2016 election Nov 13, 2016

  Facebook, 2016 election Facebook is, to its chagrin, part of the conversation about the outcome of the 2016 election. Here is a list of some special moments that we have all shared with Facebook: Facebook has ~1.

• Don't you have a dying wife to divorce?... Nov 13, 2016

  Don't you have a dying wife to divorce? https://twitter.

• RIP your Medicare. And Medicare recipients.... Nov 13, 2016

  RIP your Medicare. And Medicare recipients.

• Concur, these piece is horrifying and clear.... Nov 13, 2016

  Concur, these piece is horrifying and clear. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/797904794602049536/photo/1 Nov 13, 2016

  https://twitter.

• BTW someone on this website tweeted something like “don't... Nov 13, 2016

  BTW someone on this website tweeted something like “don't show up to the revolution expecting to lead it” and I think that's real smart.

• My daughter is having a tantrum because we said she can't... Nov 13, 2016

  My daughter is having a tantrum because we said she can't go to the big immigration rights rally unless she finishes lunch.

• Here's the rally btw: https://www.facebook.com/thenyic/ Nov 13, 2016

  Here's the rally btw: https://www. facebook.

• I sincerely want to remind activists and protesters: Take a... Nov 13, 2016

  I sincerely want to remind activists and protesters: Take a few minutes and stretch before and after every mass non-violent action.

• When AI can invest better than humans will there still be... Nov 13, 2016

  When AI can invest better than humans will there still be VCs?

• Jesus Christ this week is trying to kill me.... Nov 12, 2016

  Jesus Christ this week is trying to kill me. https://twitter.

• Remember when Palmer Luckey funded Trump memes? Also Mark... Nov 12, 2016

  Remember when Palmer Luckey funded Trump memes? Also Mark Zuckerberg is denying that Facebook spread political influence.

• Looking for a great example of speculative fiction? Don't... Nov 12, 2016

  Looking for a great example of speculative fiction? Don't look here at this, because it's hot liquid shit.

• They forgot the word “long” before “knives.”... Nov 12, 2016

  They forgot the word “long” before “knives. ” https://twitter.

• There's suddenly a lot to do. Nov 12, 2016

  There's suddenly a lot to do.

• Ditmas badly needs a lefty bookstore that serves tea and... Nov 11, 2016

  Ditmas badly needs a lefty bookstore that serves tea and offers martial arts training in the back right now.

• fuck there should be Nov 11, 2016
• Rusty as a coastal elite you NEED to spend some time... Nov 11, 2016

  @rustyk5 Rusty as a coastal elite you NEED to spend some time learning about the people who wear safety pins.

• Anyone who opens a post “Dear Democrats,” or writes the... Nov 11, 2016

  Anyone who opens a post “Dear Democrats,” or writes the words “real America” is a Cylon and they go out the airlock.

• There's a lot to process right now but don't think we won't... Nov 11, 2016

  There's a lot to process right now but don't think we won't be coming back to those NYT election probability gauges with random jitter.

• Twitter will destroy itself, that's inevitable. I was wrong... Nov 11, 2016

  Twitter will destroy itself, that's inevitable. I was wrong about LinkedIn.

• also some of the work at http://datasociety.net/ and worth... Nov 10, 2016

  @kranzky @paulg @dhh also some of the work at http://datasociety.

• i think look through a lot of what knight foundation has... Nov 10, 2016

  @kranzky @paulg @dhh i think look through a lot of what knight foundation has funded, https://www. civilcomments.

• Jason! Hi! I've thought about this a lot and seen lots of... Nov 10, 2016

  @kranzky @paulg @dhh Jason! Hi!

• Once again I was a year ahead of everyone else.... Nov 10, 2016

  Once again I was a year ahead of everyone else. https://twitter.

• Make America Good Again. Nov 10, 2016

  Make America Good Again.

• This is good advice. http://www.nybooks.com/daily/2016/11/10... Nov 10, 2016

  This is good advice. http://www.

• Our mission statement is under revision by our team and we’ll share it in time. Nov 10, 2016

  Our mission statement is under revision by our team and we’ll share it in time. In the meantime readers will simply have to imagine how awesome it is.

• Why in God's name did I pick this week to re-read The... Nov 10, 2016

  Why in God's name did I pick this week to re-read The Parable of the Sower?

• Help @VetsWhoCode raise money to build a new platform and... Nov 10, 2016

  Help @VetsWhoCode raise money to build a new platform and help more vets learn to code! https://www.

• note to the office https://trackchanges.postlight.com/note-t... Nov 10, 2016

  note to the office https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Note to all-hands Nov 9, 2016

  Note to all-hands Usually we wear shoes Things around the office and on chat were looking kind of grim, and I was asked if I could say something to boost morale. I sort of mumbled this out at the all-hands meeting, and I figured I’d mumble it here, too.

• and walk the kids to school and hug them goodbye Nov 9, 2016
• What the everlasting hell are we supposed to do with this... Nov 9, 2016

  What the everlasting hell are we supposed to do with this nightmare circus of infinite fuck?

• Argh Nov 8, 2016
• Make sure to unsubscribe from Playbook before you go to bed. Nov 8, 2016

  Make sure to unsubscribe from Playbook before you go to bed.

• Dhsgwndhwjcbrj https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpo... Nov 8, 2016

  Dhsgwndhwjcbrj https://www. google.

• Cool. https://twitter.com/columbiaup/status/7960965189567324... Nov 8, 2016

  Cool. https://twitter.

• Oh god this is a nightmare they're out of high horses at... Nov 8, 2016

  Oh god this is a nightmare they're out of high horses at the media store.

• Great podcast email today. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Nov 8, 2016

  Great podcast email today. https://twitter.

• I wonder if the steady expansion of executive branch power... Nov 8, 2016

  I wonder if the steady expansion of executive branch power over 250 years was 100% the right approach.

• Kids expected to see Barack Obama at the polling station. Nov 8, 2016

  Kids expected to see Barack Obama at the polling station.

• We're only a few weeks away from the best-of-2016 lists. Nov 8, 2016

  We're only a few weeks away from the best-of-2016 lists.

• Today a little Muslim kindergarten girl apparently told my... Nov 7, 2016

  Today a little Muslim kindergarten girl apparently told my daughter, “Donald Trump hates me. ” So that's cool that we got there in 2016.

• Me too! https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/status/795806889... Nov 7, 2016

  Me too! https://twitter.

• When people explain their rationales for not voting I... Nov 7, 2016

  When people explain their rationales for not voting I immediately think of this guy. https://twitter.

• Put Your Phone Down Nov 7, 2016
• I wonder if little kids ever just are hanging out talking... Nov 6, 2016

  I wonder if little kids ever just are hanging out talking at the park and afterwards wonder, “oh my god, does that count as a playdate?

• This ad... https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/795274679523151... Nov 6, 2016

  This ad... https://twitter.

• It's weird to think that just about everyone you know has... Nov 6, 2016

  It's weird to think that just about everyone you know has shameful secrets.

• Not only did the kids rise promptly but my daughter is... Nov 6, 2016

  Not only did the kids rise promptly but my daughter is singing “Hot Stuff” incorrectly and my son has a Whoopee cushion.

• There are way too many Pokémon for an early Saturday... Nov 5, 2016

  There are way too many Pokémon for an early Saturday morning.

• Great essay about a lifelong internalized relationship with... Nov 5, 2016

  Great essay about a lifelong internalized relationship with Phil Collins http://hazlitt.

• Shirley, this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/79467351222... Nov 4, 2016

  Shirley, this. https://twitter.

• Poll: How long have you been sick? Nov 4, 2016

  Poll: How long have you been sick?

• if florida tips red one more time i'm going to die Nov 4, 2016
• Don't put your faith in walls, says @tomvanderbilt... Nov 4, 2016

  Don't put your faith in walls, says @tomvanderbilt http://www. nytimes.

• this app finds people in your contacts who are least likely... Nov 4, 2016

  this app finds people in your contacts who are least likely to vote and then helps you reach out to help them vote http://www. civicinnovation.

• Wait...photos on the left...UK judges have short wigs for... Nov 4, 2016

  Wait... photos on the left...

• You should vote! It's great. You meet great people.... Nov 3, 2016

  You should vote! It's great.

• Sure looks fun https://twitter.com/harvardbiz/status/7943255... Nov 3, 2016

  Sure looks fun https://twitter.

• Keeping the Japanese Art of Candy Sculpting Alive (via... Nov 3, 2016

  Keeping the Japanese Art of Candy Sculpting Alive (via http://mlkshk. com/p/1A5Z9) https://www.

• I had to take away my son's Pokemon card and he had a... Nov 3, 2016

  I had to take away my son's Pokemon card and he had a temper tantrum in front of the kindergarten. Ironically it was a Shuppet.

• Hard to disprove soul collection.... Nov 2, 2016

  Hard to disprove soul collection. https://twitter.

• https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2UfA3sTzik Nov 2, 2016

  https://m. youtube.

• huh it really turned out to not be about class that much Nov 2, 2016
• this is going to go viral among an incredibly specific... Nov 2, 2016

  this is going to go viral among an incredibly specific group of people https://twitter.

• So @droob is an engineer at Postlight who went full ENHANCE... Nov 2, 2016

  So @droob is an engineer at Postlight who went full ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE on the Great British Baking Show https://trackchanges. postlight.

• we had @zeldman on the podcast talking about life reboots... Nov 2, 2016

  we had @zeldman on the podcast talking about life reboots and http://studio. zeldman.

• Whats better than a giant concept graph?... Nov 2, 2016

  Whats better than a giant concept graph? https://concept.

• This lost satellite from 1967 started transmitting again... Nov 2, 2016

  This lost satellite from 1967 started transmitting again and my first thought was I wonder who it will endorse. https://m.

• Dear me a week from now, Wow what a week, huh? P.S. You... Nov 2, 2016

  Dear me a week from now, Wow what a week, huh? P.

• Scare Crow by Ministry is a good song. Nov 1, 2016

  Scare Crow by Ministry is a good song.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/192608650169303041 Nov 1, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Drew Bell on the Spreadsheets of the Great British Baking Show Nov 1, 2016

  Drew Bell on the Spreadsheets of the Great British Baking Show If you’re watching TV on a computer it’s easy enough to take a screenshot of whatever catches your eye. That’s what happened to Drew Bell , Engineer, Postlight, as he watched the Great British Baking Show.

• Gonna erase Twitter from my phone for the day and switch... Nov 1, 2016

  Gonna erase Twitter from my phone for the day and switch Spotify to Cameo radio. See you tomorrow when I crawl back like a vile media worm.

• SIR THE USERS ARE BEING HARASSED THE ENTIRE WORLD IS... Nov 1, 2016

  SIR THE USERS ARE BEING HARASSED THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WAITING ON YOUR WORD. Twitter CEO: “Put a hashtag picture of Assad on Wall St.

• really good to see these photos in the local paper... Oct 31, 2016

  really good to see these photos in the local paper http://www. nytimes.

• this holiday is kind of a mess but also the only fun holiday Oct 31, 2016
• actually wait that tweet was a terrible idea Oct 31, 2016
• In the studio with Jeffrey Zeldman Oct 31, 2016

  The next step for Jeffrey Zeldman: this week Paul and Rich talk to the web design pioneer who, in Paul’s words, “designed the aesthetic of the web for a while. ” They discuss his history as founder of the design studio Happy Cog and A List Apart Magazine, co-founder of A Book Apart and An Event Apart, and author of, amongst other titles, Taking Your Talent to the Web.

• This is good. The thing I believe is that SV is... Oct 31, 2016

  This is good. The thing I believe is that SV is rhetorically impoverished because its source materials are shallow.

• So! @spiffytoy wrote an excellent post about shipping at... Oct 31, 2016

  So! @spiffytoy wrote an excellent post about shipping at @PostlightStudio and her KILLER Gdocs color scheme https://trackchanges.

• Open-source logo design is really somethin' ya know?... Oct 31, 2016

  Open-source logo design is really somethin' ya know? https://github.

• I just said “Bless you” to a stranger on this bus and it... Oct 31, 2016

  I just said “Bless you” to a stranger on this bus and it came out creepy as hell, like I meant it.

• Wow Army procurement vs. Palantir. But also, wear a tie to... Oct 31, 2016

  Wow Army procurement vs. Palantir.

• Meaningless cruelty and violence...ridiculous... Oct 31, 2016

  Meaningless cruelty and violence... ridiculous setting...

• Toy Vano on shipping three projects in two months Oct 30, 2016

  Toy Vano on shipping three projects in two months Toy Vano is Product Manager, Postlight, and upon coming to work here was immediately hit with a pretty significant task: Launch three products in two months. Wheeeee.

• could kind of easily veer into inception territory though... Oct 30, 2016
• Swell. https://twitter.com/538forecastbot/status/79273716494... Oct 30, 2016

  Swell. https://twitter.

• There is finally a public archive of all the tweets.... Oct 29, 2016

  There is finally a public archive of all the tweets. https://twitter.

• oh yeah facebook conspiracies, we're ALREADY bought in, you... Oct 29, 2016
• *extreme dad voice* my sinuses Oct 28, 2016
• One last time. Goodbye Vine! I'll see you on the flip... Oct 28, 2016

  One last time. Goodbye Vine!

• I wish there was some way to tell the people who've muted... Oct 28, 2016

  I wish there was some way to tell the people who've muted me that I get it.

• This is really strong work https://news.vice.com/story/tech-... Oct 27, 2016

  This is really strong work https://news. vice.

• whoosh http://deadspin.com/the-writer-who-was-too-strong-to-... Oct 27, 2016

  whoosh http://deadspin.

• After a lifetime of saying I couldn't with this, I went... Oct 27, 2016

  After a lifetime of saying I couldn't with this, I went ahead and evened.

• We should celebrate Vine's hilarity not mourn it's loWe... Oct 27, 2016
• closer is basically a remix of somebody that i used to know... Oct 27, 2016

  closer is basically a remix of somebody that i used to know https://twitter.

• This picture of the experimental composer Maggi Payne... Oct 27, 2016

  This picture of the experimental composer Maggi Payne speaks to me. http://www.

• This is definitely the future. Imagine Pepe stamping on... Oct 27, 2016

  This is definitely the future. Imagine Pepe stamping on your face, forever.

• Meet the Mercury Web Parser—a new, general-purpose web API that works alongside our AMP converter Oct 25, 2016

  Meet the Mercury Web Parser—a new, general-purpose web API that works alongside our AMP converter A little while ago Postlight launched an anything-to-Google AMP converter. We called it— the Postlight Mercury AMP Converter .

• If I ever run for office my platform will just be “Cats.” Oct 25, 2016

  If I ever run for office my platform will just be “Cats.

• This happens at most of my meetings.... Oct 25, 2016

  This happens at most of my meetings. https://twitter.

• Jesus Carlos chill. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/791016... Oct 25, 2016

  Jesus Carlos chill. https://twitter.

• Mfw it's WINS news time https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/79... Oct 25, 2016

  Mfw it's WINS news time https://twitter.

• i used to think dilbert was funny but now i think dilbert... Oct 25, 2016
• wow that is a lot of confusing signifiers at once Oct 25, 2016
• EXACTLY Oct 25, 2016
• I think this tweet may represent my entire personal... Oct 25, 2016

  I think this tweet may represent my entire personal philosophy. https://twitter.

• this is just gets funnier as you keep reading plus the 3d... Oct 25, 2016

  this is just gets funnier as you keep reading plus the 3d tower is the hilarious design equivalent of gold-leaf https://www. bloomberg.

• well this worked out great for everybody... Oct 25, 2016

  well this worked out great for everybody https://twitter.

• Everyone has a right to sparkle. Oct 25, 2016

  Everyone has a right to sparkle.

• when you wave away the fly but end up touching the fly with... Oct 25, 2016
• On the podcast, @richziade and I talk with @tomvanderbilt... Oct 25, 2016

  On the podcast, @richziade and I talk with @tomvanderbilt about THE MAKING OF CHOICES. https://soundcloud.

• Still thinking through my son's look this morning.... Oct 25, 2016

  Still thinking through my son's look this morning. https://twitter.

• So long, Jack Chick. What will wild-eyed castaways hand out... Oct 24, 2016

  So long, Jack Chick. What will wild-eyed castaways hand out at the bus station now?

• Tom Vanderbilt explains all of your choices Oct 24, 2016

  How does the web shape our taste—and our choices? This week Paul and Rich talk to Tom Vanderbilt, author of You May Also Like: Taste in an Age of Endless Choice.

• I wrote some dank React. Oct 23, 2016

  I wrote some dank React.

• wow there are a lot of ways components can communicate... Oct 23, 2016
• You know what doesn't get brought up in discussion enough... Oct 22, 2016

  You know what doesn't get brought up in discussion enough is how much fun it is to stay up Saturday night and make big plans.

• What's better than science kids.... Oct 22, 2016

  What's better than science kids. https://twitter.

• “There's no crying in Sorry.” Is something I just said to a... Oct 22, 2016

  “There's no crying in Sorry. ” Is something I just said to a five-year-old learning a new board game.

• Webmin just keeps getting better year over year and every... Oct 22, 2016

  Webmin just keeps getting better year over year and every month or so I'm grateful it exists http://www. webmin.

• I bet AT&amp;T wishes that just ONCE the federal government... Oct 22, 2016

  I bet AT&amp;amp;T wishes that just ONCE the federal government and hundreds of millions of consumers would say, “Good job, AT&amp;amp;T, you deserve it.

• What was the point of Mad Men? I've been thinking about... Oct 22, 2016

  What was the point of Mad Men? I've been thinking about this for a while and I have no idea.

• remember this when you do javascript things... Oct 22, 2016

  remember this when you do javascript things https://twitter.

• We made an app to fix a Slack pain point:... Oct 22, 2016

  We made an app to fix a Slack pain point: https://getsotu. com/—it quickly collates project summaries from Slack channels.

• “Guys, the Google Docs you know and love today got a lot... Oct 20, 2016

  “Guys, the Google Docs you know and love today got a lot better after Google Wave shut down.

• HBO's new series is about stateless robots that only... Oct 20, 2016

  HBO's new series is about stateless robots that only communicate with a few verbs, it's called RESTWorld.

• after the brand has been destroyed salt the brand so that... Oct 20, 2016

  after the brand has been destroyed salt the brand so that nothing can grow there ever again http://www. newyorker.

• This photo is a good reminder of just how different... Oct 20, 2016

  This photo is a good reminder of just how different presidential debates used to be. https://twitter.

• We're a year old! WE DID IT. https://trackchanges.postlight.... Oct 20, 2016

  We're a year old! WE DID IT.

• ignore that it was from 2008 everything is fine everything... Oct 20, 2016
• So @PostlightStudio has that nice new-website smell.... Oct 20, 2016

  So @PostlightStudio has that nice new-website smell. https://postlight.

• http://tincanforest.tumblr.com/post/151967864136... Oct 20, 2016

  http://tincanforest. tumblr.

• One exciting future issue is that when AI is real our guns... Oct 20, 2016

  One exciting future issue is that when AI is real our guns will demand free speech.

• You know America is in trouble when there's nothing to buy... Oct 20, 2016

  You know America is in trouble when there's nothing to buy that can make you feel better.

• I mean ALL that stuff Oct 20, 2016
• 1st screen makes you feel helpless, 2nd screen is all your... Oct 20, 2016

  1st screen makes you feel helpless, 2nd screen is all your friends yelling, often at each other. I guess it's time for a 3rd screen.

• God I love super detailed goofy things.... Oct 20, 2016

  God I love super detailed goofy things. https://twitter.

• They look like the little devil/angel on your shoulders. Oct 19, 2016

  They look like the little devil/angel on your shoulders.

• Postlight at a year! Oct 19, 2016

  We’re having our one-year anniversary tonight, and launching Postlight Labs. It’s been a lot of preparation—we’re in our new office, announcing some new ...

• Postlight at a year! Oct 19, 2016

  Postlight at a year! The cover of our new book We’re having our one-year anniversary tonight , and launching Postlight Labs.

• Appreciate the feedback on my hands, very valuable... Oct 19, 2016

  Appreciate the feedback on my hands, very valuable feedback. https://twitter.

• thaaaaat's right draw them into your brand and then SPRING... Oct 19, 2016

  thaaaaat's right draw them into your brand and then SPRING THE TRAP http://www. villagevoice.

• Today in the newsletter @ginatrapani writes on “WordPress... Oct 19, 2016

  Today in the newsletter @ginatrapani writes on “WordPress Without Shame. ” https://trackchanges.

• Season close Westworld, they zoom out, it's ON A SPACESHIP.... Oct 19, 2016

  Season close Westworld, they zoom out, it's ON A SPACESHIP. Zoom out further, it's a videogame!

• I can't decide if Podesta sounds more like part of a foot... Oct 19, 2016

  I can't decide if Podesta sounds more like part of a foot or part of a urinary tract. "I tore my podesta" v.

• The classic Pepe-from-behind shot, matched only by fat... Oct 19, 2016

  The classic Pepe-from-behind shot, matched only by fat people below the neck in Pepe shirts and grieving Middle Eastern mom Pepe. https://twitter.

• Sucks not to control distribution.... Oct 19, 2016

  Sucks not to control distribution. https://twitter.

• I need the NYTimes to stop writing about parenting until... Oct 18, 2016

  I need the NYTimes to stop writing about parenting until the election is over. I cannot handle both.

• Gina Trapani on “WordPress Without Shame” Oct 18, 2016

  Gina Trapani on “WordPress Without Shame” MY GOD SHUTTERSTOCK WHAT EVEN IS THIS HOW IS THIS HAPPENING Today Gina Trapani , Director of Engineering at Postlight, writes about one of the web-development industry’s most complicated relationships —its long-term, complex, co-dependent, and often frustrating relationship with WordPress, which, lest you forget, is the generative force behind a massive percentage of the web pages in this world. But not every nail needs a fully-custom hammer.

• My screenshots folder is a trove... Oct 18, 2016

  My screenshots folder is a trove https://twitter.

• Holy cow the Times is publishing ebooks for “Insider”... Oct 18, 2016

  Holy cow the Times is publishing ebooks for “Insider” members and... the tail is long.

• I don't like to flog our horse too much but the podcast has... Oct 18, 2016

  I don't like to flog our horse too much but the podcast has some great thinky stuff lately.

• We did a podcast about our office, which is old, and about... Oct 18, 2016

  We did a podcast about our office, which is old, and about finding out where @PostlightStudio resides in time https://soundcloud.

• Hard to believe the summer Olympics were only six years ago. Oct 18, 2016

  Hard to believe the summer Olympics were only six years ago.

• Hung with this bird today. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Oct 18, 2016

  Hung with this bird today. https://twitter.

• At the funeral of Laughing Cow cheese executive: “But... Oct 18, 2016

  At the funeral of Laughing Cow cheese executive: “But today, the cow is not laughing.

• New new york is really good too, people believe old new... Oct 17, 2016
• I'm suspicious that Context in React is so people can feel... Oct 17, 2016

  I'm suspicious that Context in React is so people can feel okay about global state. Like the Pirate's Booty cheese doodles of global vars.

• What is the non 9/11 thing that has changed most in NYC... Oct 17, 2016

  What is the non 9/11 thing that has changed most in NYC since you've been here?

• “1565955016100611611950691556565555559, that is the number... Oct 17, 2016

  “1565955016100611611950691556565555559, that is the number to get in the baby hippo house. ” https://twitter.

• 101 Fifth Avenue Oct 17, 2016
• I cannot rationally process that my twin kindergartners... Oct 17, 2016

  I cannot rationally process that my twin kindergartners prepared for a school shooting today. https://twitter.

• I wish Silicon Valley would build a simple, beautiful, app... Oct 17, 2016

  I wish Silicon Valley would build a simple, beautiful, app that instantly lets me repudiate Peter Thiel.

• We make content from the other content we make.... Oct 17, 2016

  We make content from the other content we make. https://twitter.

• i got this for when fancy waiters offer me water... Oct 16, 2016

  i got this for when fancy waiters offer me water https://twitter.

• the...&amp;entity; Oct 16, 2016

  @rustyk5 the...

• so long old tree http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/17/nyregion/... Oct 16, 2016

  so long old tree http://www. nytimes.

• It's really hard to read the news and not hear a low voice... Oct 16, 2016

  It's really hard to read the news and not hear a low voice saying, “And so it begins,” over and over.

• it's even more romantic that way Oct 16, 2016
• It's true this case is super-weird!... Oct 15, 2016

  It's true this case is super-weird! https://twitter.

• Dread thy name is “1/” Oct 15, 2016
• America, here are some synonyms for “unprecedented.”... Oct 15, 2016

  America, here are some synonyms for “unprecedented. ” http://www.

• Or you might realize that you are amazing at email... Oct 15, 2016

  Or you might realize that you are amazing at email introductions. https://twitter.

• Wake up! https://twitter.com/herdyshepherd1/status/787061418... Oct 15, 2016

  Wake up! https://twitter.

• God can someone remind me of the importance of the media to... Oct 14, 2016

  God can someone remind me of the importance of the media to the election I couldn't hear you over the sound of this eagle's tears.

• Can everyone chill. https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/78686... Oct 14, 2016

  Can everyone chill. https://twitter.

• That's some sentence. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7868... Oct 14, 2016

  That's some sentence. https://twitter.

• My children have a motto: Move fast, break things, and cry. Oct 13, 2016

  My children have a motto: Move fast, break things, and cry.

• I love Bob Dylan but when someone starts talking about the... Oct 13, 2016

  I love Bob Dylan but when someone starts talking about the emotional complexity of Tangled Up in Blue I reach for a book.

• I hope Don Henley gets a Bobbitt. Oct 13, 2016

  I hope Don Henley gets a Bobbitt.

• Baby boomer taste is exhausting. Oct 13, 2016

  Baby boomer taste is exhausting.

• Emojiwise this is strong https://twitter.com/nycmayorsoffice... Oct 13, 2016

  Emojiwise this is strong https://twitter.

• It feels like there's nothing left to do but examine my own... Oct 12, 2016

  It feels like there's nothing left to do but examine my own failings and stay hydrated.

• Dear editor, I always thought AIs were lame and uptight.... Oct 12, 2016

  Dear editor, I always thought AIs were lame and uptight. Until me and my human pod were invited to attend something called The Swingularity.

• mfw when I break out of the simulation... Oct 12, 2016

  mfw when I break out of the simulation https://twitter.

• This is amazing. https://twitter.com/jimaley/status/78586866... Oct 11, 2016

  This is amazing. https://twitter.

• Folks, I hope you never, as has happened to me, get... Oct 10, 2016

  Folks, I hope you never, as has happened to me, get “Mercedes Boy” stuck in your head.

• George Bell would have loved Ken Bone. Oct 10, 2016

  George Bell would have loved Ken Bone.

• A Conversation with Michael Bierut and Jessica Helfand, Part Two Oct 10, 2016
• “Enterprise Facebook” are the words I whisper to the moon... Oct 10, 2016

  “Enterprise Facebook” are the words I whisper to the moon as I sink forever beneath the waves. https://twitter.

• Meanwhile that cousin has two fingers on his right hand. Oct 10, 2016

  @rustyk5 Meanwhile that cousin has two fingers on his right hand.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/785506854872965120/photo/1 Oct 10, 2016

  https://twitter.

• As someone who generally likes people this entire process... Oct 10, 2016

  As someone who generally likes people this entire process has been very dispiriting.

• I miss woke toddlers. Oct 9, 2016

  I miss woke toddlers.

• She looks like the Dean of Liberal Arts dealing with the... Oct 9, 2016

  She looks like the Dean of Liberal Arts dealing with the drunken dad of a legacy student.

• South by South Give Me My Damn Maple Syrup Oct 9, 2016

  South by South Give Me My Damn Maple Syrup Product and Politics on the White House Lawn By Paul Ford , co-founder, Postlight Last Monday, Postlight co-founder Rich Ziade and I attended South by South Lawn , the White House’s take on South by Southwest . In many ways the event resembled Any Old Technology Conference — lots of small tents showcasing various organizations and projects, and a booth sponsored by Starbucks.

• Hi the creator of Doc McStuffins asked Mark Cuban to offer... Oct 9, 2016

  Hi the creator of Doc McStuffins asked Mark Cuban to offer $5M to the leaker of a tape where Trump says... the word.

• the kraken just wants a hug http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/1... Oct 9, 2016

  the kraken just wants a hug http://www. nytimes.

• steamgoth bunniez https://twitter.com/SylvanianUK/status/785... Oct 9, 2016

  steamgoth bunniez https://twitter.

• I am grateful to the @PostlightStudio team for [CLIENT... Oct 9, 2016

  I am grateful to the @PostlightStudio team for [CLIENT REDACTED], working hard this weekend to stomp pre-launch bugs &amp;amp; staying cool as ice. https://twitter.

• another millennial living in his parent's house... Oct 8, 2016

  another millennial living in his parent's house https://twitter.

• cc @DeanHach https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/784930... Oct 8, 2016

  cc @DeanHach https://twitter.

• hehe no one knows what going to MHS means Oct 8, 2016
• Today NEEDS to be the beginning of an urgent national... Oct 8, 2016

  Today NEEDS to be the beginning of an urgent national dialogue on how woke I am.

• We did it! https://twitter.com/business/status/7848350063383... Oct 8, 2016

  We did it! https://twitter.

• cannabis treatment helps dogs, cats, and turtles... Oct 8, 2016

  cannabis treatment helps dogs, cats, and turtles http://www. nytimes.

• I hope they make a mint off of this.... Oct 8, 2016

  I hope they make a mint off of this. https://twitter.

• #notalllockerrooms Oct 8, 2016
• As a father to 19 cats and 167 grandcats I just found a... Oct 8, 2016

  As a father to 19 cats and 167 grandcats I just found a laptop under a lot of newspapers and logged into Windows 98 to say I am outraged.

• This is cool https://design.quora.com/Why-Mechanics-Design Oct 8, 2016

  This is cool https://design. quora.

• as long as the fridge can't DM it's cool Oct 7, 2016
• Fellas, it's okay to erase lots of tweets at times like... Oct 7, 2016

  Fellas, it's okay to erase lots of tweets at times like these.

• i saw that tweet and it was excellent Oct 7, 2016
• oh my god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3Rh9mxcoU Oct 7, 2016

  oh my god https://www. youtube.

• One incredibly useful bot could just match the pattern... Oct 7, 2016

  One incredibly useful bot could just match the pattern “(How do|Can) I (. +) in Google Docs?

• If you sleep train your kids you're probably the kind of... Oct 7, 2016

  If you sleep train your kids you're probably the kind of monster who vaccinates them too.

• Hey @laura_june http://nyti.ms/2dJTfRP Oct 7, 2016

  Hey @laura_june http://nyti.

• I need a latte in the Peets but Mr. Pibb in the Sheetz. Oct 6, 2016

  I need a latte in the Peets but Mr. Pibb in the Sheetz.

• Congratulations to the garbage company for acquiring your... Oct 6, 2016

  Congratulations to the garbage company for acquiring your tweets.

• I watched an older kid bully my son for wearing “girl... Oct 6, 2016

  I watched an older kid bully my son for wearing “girl shoes” at kindergarten dropoff and didn't turn into a relentless killing machine.

• wow drew you really brought this home Oct 6, 2016
• This photo! https://twitter.com/business/status/783982820586... Oct 6, 2016

  This photo! https://twitter.

• The game Centipede is like parenting in that everything... Oct 5, 2016

  The game Centipede is like parenting in that everything throws shit all over the floor and you pick it up to keep going, and you die anyway.

• Someone check on him. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7838... Oct 5, 2016

  Someone check on him. https://twitter.

• Awwww man Twitter just showed me this so I'd know I'm not... Oct 5, 2016

  Awwww man Twitter just showed me this so I'd know I'm not original. https://twitter.

• I saw an older guy on 5th Ave with a shoulder parrot and... Oct 5, 2016

  I saw an older guy on 5th Ave with a shoulder parrot and got sad that the younger shoulder parrot generation can't afford to live in NYC.

• http://www.cjr.org/tow_center_reports/constructive_technolog... Oct 5, 2016

  #criticism " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. cjr.

• Saying this makes VCs roll over in their crypts.... Oct 5, 2016

  Saying this makes VCs roll over in their crypts. https://twitter.

• I usually don't find MRAs funny but @leahfinnegan is the... Oct 4, 2016

  I usually don't find MRAs funny but @leahfinnegan is the exception. http://us14.

• This is a cool attitude. https://twitter.com/ascheink/status... Oct 4, 2016

  This is a cool attitude. https://twitter.

• Karen's cool Philly. https://twitter.com/karenmcgrane/status... Oct 4, 2016

  Karen's cool Philly. https://twitter.

• [POLL] Right now your battery (phone, tablet, or laptop) is... Oct 4, 2016
• We live in a grepresentative democracy.... Oct 4, 2016

  We live in a grepresentative democracy. https://twitter.

• Oh wow I love NYC I miss it when I'm away even a day... Oct 4, 2016

  Oh wow I love NYC I miss it when I'm away even a day (person behind me casually says something to a friend) burn this place to the ground.

• is site.xml still a thing i wonder Oct 4, 2016

  @pbausch is site.

• That's too bad, because I liked dogs.... Oct 4, 2016

  That's too bad, because I liked dogs. https://twitter.

• From http://bit.ly/2cQ8R1L https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Oct 4, 2016

  From http://bit. ly/2cQ8R1L https://twitter.

• Huh. This feels like a good replacement for "guys."... Oct 4, 2016

  Huh. This feels like a good replacement for "guys.

• Huh https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status/78328025166114... Oct 4, 2016

  Huh https://twitter.

• A Conversation with Michael Bierut and Jessica Helfand, Part One Oct 3, 2016
• I forgot sunscreen. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/783... Oct 3, 2016

  I forgot sunscreen. https://twitter.

• An awesome list of CMSes from @mutewinter... Oct 3, 2016

  An awesome list of CMSes from @mutewinter https://github.

• Check out Dir. Eng @mutewinter on making a web-wide list of... Oct 3, 2016

  Check out Dir. Eng @mutewinter on making a web-wide list of CMSed https://trackchanges.

• relax owls use hooooooo factor authentica— (grabs throat,... Oct 2, 2016
• Introducing an Awesome CMS List Oct 2, 2016

  Introducing an Awesome CMS List Jeremy Mack , Director of Engineering at Postlight, recently compiled a list of interesting, exciting, and popular content management systems— Awesome Content Management Systems . He writes : Headless content management systems are gaining popularity.

• React is web stack fan fiction where Facebook ships HTML... Oct 2, 2016

  React is web stack fan fiction where Facebook ships HTML and JS and CSS shows up with snacks.

• The Digital Underworld communicates over TCP/IP using... Oct 2, 2016

  The Digital Underworld communicates over TCP/IP using heavily encrypted sex packets http://www. rand.

• opening a blue apron box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6X... Oct 2, 2016

  opening a blue apron box https://www. youtube.

• cracks in the farm egg https://twitter.com/amandabee/status/... Oct 2, 2016

  cracks in the farm egg https://twitter.

• could god make a house so small that even he couldn't blog... Oct 2, 2016
• nothing quietly infuriates me as much as the sound of a... Oct 1, 2016
• chill niche https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/78239811424632... Oct 1, 2016

  chill niche https://twitter.

• to sort a list of people by last name in emacs: C-u 2 M-x... Oct 1, 2016
• Oh no https://twitter.com/agoldmund/status/78219049269592473... Oct 1, 2016

  Oh no https://twitter.

• The cat hair is out of my eye. Sep 30, 2016

  The cat hair is out of my eye.

• If the Democrats truly want to defeat Trump they should... Sep 30, 2016

  If the Democrats truly want to defeat Trump they should just send him a few more Android phones.

• Life itself is the true gift-based content.... Sep 30, 2016

  Life itself is the true gift-based content. https://twitter.

• I need a vacation except instead of a vacation I need to go... Sep 30, 2016

  I need a vacation except instead of a vacation I need to go somewhere and talk about my thoughts on Google Inbox.

• I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self... Sep 29, 2016

  I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self that it's okay to love writing in-depth memos about complex technology systems.

• Friday Links: Design Edition Sep 29, 2016

  Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .

• C64 emulator runs in an auto body shop... Sep 29, 2016

  C64 emulator runs in an auto body shop https://sploid. gizmodo.

• If you asked Trump for his favorite foreign leader would he... Sep 29, 2016

  If you asked Trump for his favorite foreign leader would he have been able to stop himself from saying Obama?

• My wife bought this for our cat to help it grieve for the... Sep 28, 2016

  My wife bought this for our cat to help it grieve for the other cat. https://twitter.

• how we tease products at Postlight... Sep 28, 2016

  how we tease products at Postlight https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Note: The @nypl_labs team is really, really good. Sep 28, 2016

  Note: The @nypl_labs team is really, really good.

• oh no https://twitter.com/blprnt/status/781159723630469120 Sep 28, 2016

  oh no https://twitter.

• I am really excited to watch the Mary J. Blige/HRC... Sep 28, 2016

  I am really excited to watch the Mary J. Blige/HRC interview.

• The problem is that the lawyer hatchlings eat the other... Sep 28, 2016

  The problem is that the lawyer hatchlings eat the other babies. https://twitter.

• Immediately began wondering what it would be like to get... Sep 28, 2016

  Immediately began wondering what it would be like to get twin whales to kindergarten. https://twitter.

• Hmm https://twitter.com/bocavista2016/status/780994750019231... Sep 28, 2016

  Hmm https://twitter.

• but it hurts to get up from my chair... Sep 27, 2016

  but it hurts to get up from my chair https://twitter.

• I love this podcast episode with the editors of... Sep 27, 2016

  I love this podcast episode with the editors of @cloverletter —they realized hidden value in *email* and went for it. https://soundcloud.

• true! Sep 27, 2016

  @samuelcole true!

• Unvarnished truth https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/780582... Sep 26, 2016

  Unvarnished truth https://twitter.

• Don't let the pigeon drive the narrative.... Sep 26, 2016

  Don't let the pigeon drive the narrative. https://twitter.

• Clover Newsletter—Turning over a new leaf (or four) with founders Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis Sep 26, 2016

  New media on old platforms: this week Paul and Rich talk to Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis, former teen magazine editors who launched “Clover,” a daily topical newsletter and app for girls ages 13-22, early this year. They discuss their former employers’ struggles adapt to the internet age, the email behavior of today’s teenagers, nostalgia for Google Reader, inadvertently building a community, and sexism in the venture capital world.

• Podcast #32: Clover Newsletter—Turning over a new leaf (or four) with founders Liza Darwin and… Sep 26, 2016

  Podcast #32: Clover Newsletter—Turning over a new leaf (or four) with founders Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis. Photograph courtesy of Liz Riccardi.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/780543019678334982/photo/1 Sep 26, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/780537547885862912/photo/1 Sep 26, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/780537461860659200/photo/1 Sep 26, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/780537446840799232/photo/1 Sep 26, 2016

  https://twitter.

• panic attack nightmare juice Sep 26, 2016
• Fortune put Track Changes (http://soundcloud.com/postlighttr... Sep 26, 2016

  Fortune put Track Changes ( http://soundcloud. com/postlighttrackchanges/) on a cool list of business podcasts…but my stock is down 1.

• We're launching a labs at @PostlightAgency! Come check it... Sep 26, 2016

  We're launching a labs at @PostlightAgency ! Come check it out—October 20.

• your future press secretary https://twitter.com/chelseybcoom... Sep 26, 2016

  your future press secretary https://twitter.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfq_dcpjAU8 Sep 26, 2016

  https://www. youtube.

• Uncle. Sep 26, 2016

  Uncle.

• This was some primo shit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/3... Sep 25, 2016

  This was some primo shit https://twitter.

• When people say things are “pure nonsense” they're usually... Sep 25, 2016

  When people say things are “pure nonsense” they're usually talking max 40% nonsense, but this is 100% real pure black tar foolish nonsense. https://twitter.

• I had two anxiety dreams last night. 1, Hillary didn't show... Sep 25, 2016

  I had two anxiety dreams last night. 1, Hillary didn't show up at the debate.

• To fix this sinking, leaning San Francisco skyscraper, they... Sep 25, 2016

  To fix this sinking, leaning San Francisco skyscraper, they may need to remove the top 20 floors. http://mobile.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/779856136237355008/photo/1 Sep 24, 2016

  https://twitter.

• i wonder what the senior policy council of an ecommerce... Sep 24, 2016

  i wonder what the senior policy council of an ecommerce lobbying firm thinks about government regulation in SF https://techcrunch.

• “Her vote in favor of the Iraq war is a black mark,” says... Sep 24, 2016

  “Her vote in favor of the Iraq war is a black mark,” says the NYTimes, which should have changed “Her” to “Our. ” http://www.

• no one is discussing funding shitposts Sep 23, 2016
• The story takes an Oculus twist.... Sep 23, 2016

  The story takes an Oculus twist. https://twitter.

• react/don't hate it/when you want to mutate it/react/don't... Sep 23, 2016
• Building emacs from source on quad-core: "make clean... Sep 23, 2016

  Building emacs from source on quad-core: "make clean &amp;amp;&amp;amp; time make" takes 54 seconds, "make clean &amp;amp;&amp;amp; time make -j" takes 21 seconds.

• https://medium.com/slackjaw/emails-from-a-ceo-whos-making-th... Sep 23, 2016

  https://medium. com/slackjaw/emails-from-a-ceo-whos-making-the-presentation-himself-this-time-64c42eb00b79#.

• Mom! I'm in An-Nahar English (a great progressive Lebanese... Sep 23, 2016

  Mom! I'm in An-Nahar English (a great progressive Lebanese newspaper)!

• it's harder than solar Sep 23, 2016
• Whenever you feel stressed or down just do what I do and... Sep 23, 2016

  Whenever you feel stressed or down just do what I do and look at the 2012 Catsimatidis Christmas card. http://www.

• America needs a moonshot program to produce a 100-calorie... Sep 23, 2016

  America needs a moonshot program to produce a 100-calorie breakfast sandwich.

• fuck yes I have Sep 23, 2016
• Lot to unpack here http://pitchfork.com/news/68462-listen-to... Sep 23, 2016

  Lot to unpack here http://pitchfork. com/news/68462-listen-to-thurston-moores-new-track-for-chelsea-manning-chelseas-kiss/?

• $3 billion to cure every disease and $700 million to start... Sep 23, 2016

  $3 billion to cure every disease and $700 million to start some new ones. https://twitter.

• Hi my company @PostlightAgency welcomes applicants of every... Sep 23, 2016

  Hi my company @PostlightAgency welcomes applicants of every background and orientation and Facebook will probably never buy us.

• Friday Links: Product Edition Sep 22, 2016

  Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .

• This manual for Guile Scheme's “Fibers” has a helpful... Sep 22, 2016

  This manual for Guile Scheme's “Fibers” has a helpful explanation of how concurrency works/doesn't https://github.

• 10 little years! http://www.zeldman.com/2016/09/22/ten-years... Sep 22, 2016

  10 little years! http://www.

• Grant me the courage to accept the polls I cannot change. Sep 22, 2016

  Grant me the courage to accept the polls I cannot change.

• Really nice story of data processing millions of stars... Sep 22, 2016

  Really nice story of data processing millions of stars “Torrenting the galaxy” by @flimshaw @flimshaw /torrenting-the-galaxy-extracting-2-million-3d-stars-from-180gb-of-csvs-457ff70c0f93? source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1474547280" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• okay after ten minutes i can say: this game is a... Sep 21, 2016

  okay after ten minutes i can say: this game is a life-destroying nightmare https://twitter.

• whoa @textfiles dug up a genuinely batshit pile of... Sep 21, 2016

  whoa @textfiles dug up a genuinely batshit pile of shareware weirdness https://archive.

• This is so good http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/21/opinion... Sep 21, 2016

  This is so good http://mobile. nytimes.

• Eaton's a real good dude help him out.... Sep 21, 2016

  Eaton's a real good dude help him out. https://twitter.

• If you need to get Google AMP in your life with zero effort... Sep 21, 2016

  If you need to get Google AMP in your life with zero effort check out http://mercury. postlight.

• two good friends helping each other out... Sep 21, 2016

  two good friends helping each other out https://twitter.

• In my role as software entrepreneur I wrote something about... Sep 21, 2016

  In my role as software entrepreneur I wrote something about immigration, “My Co-Founder, the Skittle” https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Parenting and/or self-care tip: They make “chewelry” for... Sep 20, 2016

  Parenting and/or self-care tip: They make “chewelry” for people with a sensory need to chew. These look like Legos: http://www.

• This article created within me a desperate desire to move... Sep 20, 2016

  This article created within me a desperate desire to move to Chicago. http://www.

• My Co-Founder, the Skittle Sep 20, 2016

  I am the co-founder of a 38-person New York City software company called Postlight. The other co-founder, Rich Ziade, was born in Lebanon. In the ...

• My Co-Founder, the Skittle Sep 20, 2016

  My Co-Founder, the Skittle I am the co-founder of a 38-person New York City software company called Postlight . The other co-founder, Rich Ziade , was born in Lebanon.

• Bobbie gets up to cool stuff. https://twitter.com/bobbie/sta... Sep 20, 2016

  Bobbie gets up to cool stuff. https://twitter.

• I guess some poor programmer at 538 is being pushed to... Sep 20, 2016

  I guess some poor programmer at 538 is being pushed to adjust the CMS to allow for 300pt headline that just reads “PANIC.

• Oh sorry retweeted wrong. Sigh. These are smart people who... Sep 20, 2016

  Oh sorry retweeted wrong. Sigh.

• These are smart people who do great, important work. Seems... Sep 20, 2016

  These are smart people who do great, important work. Seems like they have a real plan.

• Rich and I got obsessed with those phone alerts for the... Sep 20, 2016

  Rich and I got obsessed with those phone alerts for the podcast https://m. soundcloud.

• I no longer have even the tiniest shred of desire of any... Sep 20, 2016

  I no longer have even the tiniest shred of desire of any kind to see how far this thing goes. http://www.

• Oh thank God. https://twitter.com/pbowden/status/77800837911... Sep 20, 2016

  Oh thank God. https://twitter.

• The Internet is okay, but it has nothing on the solitary... Sep 19, 2016

  The Internet is okay, but it has nothing on the solitary bark of a fox heard through a cottage's bay window.

• Podcast #31: “See media for pic” — a conversation on emergency alerts Sep 19, 2016

  Podcast #31: “See media for pic” — a conversation on emergency alerts Terrorism and technology: This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk about a host of topics in the wake of the past weekend’s bombing in Manhattan. They cover the state of the city and the collective reaction of its residents, the ease of international communication in the digital age, and the emergency alert that went out early Monday morning that named the suspected perpetrator and said simply, “See media for pic.

• “See media for pic”—a conversation on emergency alerts Sep 19, 2016

  Terrorism and technology: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk about a host of topics in the wake of the past weekend’s bombing in Manhattan. They cover the state of the city and the collective reaction of its residents, the ease of international communication in the digital age, and the emergency alert that went out early Monday morning that named the suspected perpetrator and said simply, “See media for pic.

• Okay @Amazon you won an Emmy and good for you but let's not... Sep 19, 2016

  Okay @Amazon you won an Emmy and good for you but let's not get ahead of ourselves. https://twitter.

• There are going to be like five national conversations on... Sep 19, 2016

  There are going to be like five national conversations on things today and they are all going to be damned disaster.

• My band is called Brooklyn Kindergarten Dropoff and this is... Sep 19, 2016

  My band is called Brooklyn Kindergarten Dropoff and this is our first album cover. https://twitter.

• here you go, you can use this to finally find the perfect... Sep 18, 2016

  here you go, you can use this to finally find the perfect software to finish your novel http://brettterpstra.

• you did great I enjoyed your reading and you ended the... Sep 18, 2016
• Part of this proposed batshit mega-development is that... Sep 18, 2016

  Part of this proposed batshit mega-development is that they'd build flood protection since the city can't pay. https://twitter.

• Wow @WebSafe2k16 was well-run and cool and weird and I was... Sep 18, 2016

  Wow @WebSafe2k16 was well-run and cool and weird and I was lucky to be involved.

• tweet-777665161419165696 Sep 18, 2016
• 2016 is also an amazing year, because it brought us this.... Sep 18, 2016

  2016 is also an amazing year, because it brought us this. https://www.

• oh my god don't worry about them they're all snugglebugs Sep 18, 2016
• If you want to see examples of Python code that you will... Sep 18, 2016

  If you want to see examples of Python code that you will never write, the Python standard library docs are great.

• bumping this 2012 classic in honor of tonight's event... Sep 18, 2016

  bumping this 2012 classic in honor of tonight's event http://www. littlefieldnyc.

• wow imagine those meetings Sep 18, 2016
• Wait a minute. Is Microsoft Excel named ExCEL because... Sep 18, 2016

  Wait a minute. Is Microsoft Excel named ExCEL because spreadsheets are made of rows of CELLS?

• We got rid of shirt collars in the 1980s so don't tell me... Sep 18, 2016

  We got rid of shirt collars in the 1980s so don't tell me we can't do it again today.

• Meeee tooooo https://twitter.com/robdubbin/status/7775369889... Sep 18, 2016

  Meeee tooooo https://twitter.

• YESSSSSSSSSSS YESYES JavaScript Systems Music: Learning web... Sep 17, 2016

  YESSSSSSSSSSS YESYES JavaScript Systems Music: Learning web audio by recreating the works of Steve Reich &amp;amp; Brian Eno http://teropa. info/blog/2016/07/28/javascript-systems-music.

• tfw smurfette isn't real https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7... Sep 17, 2016

  tfw smurfette isn't real https://twitter.

• At dessert did he flansplain? Sep 17, 2016

  @SteveBurnsAlive At dessert did he flansplain?

• yes this is it the greatest website in all history... Sep 17, 2016

  yes this is it the greatest website in all history http://www. darklandsberlin.

• Ah here's the original SNAKE FIGHT written by Luke Burns... Sep 17, 2016

  Ah here's the original SNAKE FIGHT written by Luke Burns https://www. mcsweeneys.

• feels good man https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/77712164724... Sep 17, 2016

  feels good man https://twitter.

• We've got an office on 5th Ave at 17th and once a week some... Sep 16, 2016

  We've got an office on 5th Ave at 17th and once a week some startup emails offering to “solve lunch. ” Lunch in Manhattan is...

• Garages with 100+ cars are supposed to offer bike parking... Sep 16, 2016

  Garages with 100+ cars are supposed to offer bike parking in NYC. I emailed one big company for rates: $200/month.

• Hi! Any good books to read or people to ask about creating... Sep 16, 2016

  Hi! Any good books to read or people to ask about creating a good, long-term mentoring program?

• One thing I didn't expect about twins was that we needed to... Sep 16, 2016

  One thing I didn't expect about twins was that we needed to make birthday cupcakes for two largish kindergarten classes.

• Friday Links: Engineering Edition Sep 15, 2016

  Friday Links: Engineering Edition Source: Women of Color in Tech stock images . License: CC Attribution 2.

• I don't often talk about how the media platform sausage is... Sep 15, 2016

  I don't often talk about how the media platform sausage is made but in this case it's made from cute guinea pigs! https://trackchanges.

• The first thing the new Librarian of Congress should do is... Sep 15, 2016

  The first thing the new Librarian of Congress should do is force Congress to pay its late fees.

• Yeah this is GREAT https://twitter.com/joshuatopolsky/status... Sep 15, 2016

  Yeah this is GREAT https://twitter.

• Per @BlairReeves I gave $100 to help @NYCRescue feed... Sep 14, 2016

  Per @BlairReeves I gave $100 to help @NYCRescue feed homeless folks in our community. Do it!

• I don't want to have to go in there but if it doesn't stop... Sep 14, 2016

  I don't want to have to go in there but if it doesn't stop I am going in there and there are going to be consequences.

• Making It Work: Instant.me Sep 14, 2016

  Making It Work: Instant. me A few months ago, Time Inc.

• Making It Work: Instant.me Sep 14, 2016

  A few months ago, Time Inc. — the home of some of the biggest consumer publishing brands in the world—asked Postlight if we could help build a new kind of ...

• This is gross, @sukisworld is a great journalist. The Times... Sep 14, 2016

  This is gross, @sukisworld is a great journalist. The Times sets her up AND then then dismisses her work.

• Come for the gale-force hurricane of mother-love, stay for... Sep 14, 2016

  Come for the gale-force hurricane of mother-love, stay for the nuanced reported essay on medical epistemology. https://blog.

• Oh my god this piece. Maria. https://twitter.com/mariabustil... Sep 14, 2016

  Oh my god this piece. Maria.

• Inside Out is just The Avengers set in a kid's brain. Sep 14, 2016

  Inside Out is just The Avengers set in a kid's brain.

• Oh god what if Ookla isn't a company but rather a... Sep 14, 2016

  Oh god what if Ookla isn't a company but rather a malevolent force and we've all been reading Speedtest wrong for years.

• Ookla power is a terrible force that we must learn to... Sep 14, 2016

  Ookla power is a terrible force that we must learn to control if we are to survive. https://twitter.

• we've already been using the open-sourced IP Free a lot, he... Sep 14, 2016
• Testing out our Kinternet connection.... Sep 14, 2016

  Testing out our Kinternet connection. https://twitter.

• Sometimes the old ways are best. What's the best legacy... Sep 13, 2016

  Sometimes the old ways are best. What's the best legacy programming language?

• Counterpoint: If your big company wants to innovate, hire whiny crybabies Sep 13, 2016

  Counterpoint: If your big company wants to innovate, hire whiny crybabies By Rich Ziade , co-founder, Postlight Phone: Zeynep Demir / Shutterstock. com On Monday, my Postlight co-founder Paul Ford wrote an article here asserting that we shouldn’t be surprised that a big, hulking company like Apple can’t unleash a game-changing piece of technology in 2016 because…well…it’s big, and hulking, and really more motivated to make big bags of money than change the world.

• this is good, it's just cats https://twitter.com/jackrusher/... Sep 13, 2016

  this is good, it's just cats https://twitter.

• As a former little kid I'm an instant fan of any media that... Sep 13, 2016

  As a former little kid I'm an instant fan of any media that features giant sea creatures attacking big vehicles. https://twitter.

• If you want to understand the actual future of media listen... Sep 13, 2016

  If you want to understand the actual future of media listen to me + @richziade talk w/ @Brightcove CEO David Mendels. https://soundcloud.

• HR says roll it back Lee Sep 13, 2016
• When developing a fitness routine don't set unrealistic... Sep 13, 2016

  When developing a fitness routine don't set unrealistic goals. At first, you may want to simply walk the jewels, or lightly jog the jewels.

• I hope they never find the HMS “Dick” Frosoff Sep 13, 2016
• I'm increasingly convinced this is the right amount of... Sep 13, 2016

  I'm increasingly convinced this is the right amount of news. https://twitter.

• Let's all take a deep breath. Sep 13, 2016

  Let's all take a deep breath.

• Filling out Board of Ed paperwork makes me want to write a... Sep 13, 2016

  Filling out Board of Ed paperwork makes me want to write a 10,000-word design essay on Medium that liberally uses the word “hierarchies.

• I went over and talked to @joshuatopolsky last night at 9pm... Sep 13, 2016

  I went over and talked to @joshuatopolsky last night at 9pm and we drank seltzer apparently it's already up https://m. soundcloud.

• My kids will never be the same.... Sep 12, 2016

  My kids will never be the same. https://twitter.

• http://boingboing.net/features/psy/ Sep 12, 2016

  http://boingboing.

• Brightcove, Big City—talking video with David Mendels Sep 12, 2016

  Our all-video future: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to David Mendels, the CEO of the video-hosting platform Brightcove. They discuss video’s rise and current dominance on the web, esports, “snackable video,” Rich’s relationship with his cable bill, and Pokémon GO (“There’s, like, a Bulbasaur by our bathroom,” Paul says of Postlight’s offices.

• Podcast #30: Brightcove, Big City—Talking video with David Mendels Sep 12, 2016

  Podcast #30: Brightcove, Big City—Talking video with David Mendels Image courtesy of David Mendels Our all-video future: This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to David Mendels , the CEO of the video-hosting platform Brightcove . They discuss video’s rise and its current dominance on the web, eSports , “snackable video,” Rich’s relationship with his cable bill, and Pokémon GO.

• A New New New Thing? Sep 12, 2016

  There’s an inevitable news cycle around Apple events: The company launches something, like the iPhone 7, building on or deeply integrated with their ...

• I am sure I remember that after George Bush Sr. vomited... Sep 12, 2016

  I am sure I remember that after George Bush Sr. vomited (they called it “Bushu-suru”), a Japanese entertainer trained a monkey to fake-puke.

• “You can’t be simple if you’re first.”... Sep 12, 2016

  “You can’t be simple if you’re first. ” https://trackchanges.

• I was like, good gracious, tax is bodacious... Sep 12, 2016

  I was like, good gracious, tax is bodacious https://twitter.

• everyone do your part https://twitter.com/KristyT/status/775... Sep 12, 2016

  everyone do your part https://twitter.

• Since our Ditmas school is closed for Christian, Jewish,... Sep 12, 2016

  Since our Ditmas school is closed for Christian, Jewish, and Muslim holidays our childcare scenario is a disaster of biblical proportions.

• Did you folks ever think that one day they will do a dark,... Sep 12, 2016

  Did you folks ever think that one day they will do a dark, gritty reboot of Star Wars?

• You can listen to select HAM radio repeaters on the... Sep 11, 2016

  You can listen to select HAM radio repeaters on the Internet if you're sleepy. I'm listening to a guy tell the story of Iridium satellites.

• i think this already happened Sep 11, 2016
• EXCELLENT subject Sep 11, 2016
• what should i write about in the corp. newsletter tomorrow Sep 11, 2016

  what should i write about in the corp.

• A New New New Thing? Sep 11, 2016

  A New New New Thing? There’s an inevitable news cycle around Apple events: The company launches something, like the iPhone 7, building on or deeply integrated with their existing incredibly successful product line.

• It takes a village to raise a question. Sep 11, 2016

  It takes a village to raise a question.

• still angry they told us to go shopping Sep 11, 2016
• aw annika, i'm sorry (really) Sep 11, 2016
• It's kind of nice to see a love blossom from a lifelong... Sep 11, 2016

  It's kind of nice to see a love blossom from a lifelong commitment to reproductive rights and chocolate labs http://mobile. nytimes.

• Congratulations to all my Twitter friends on your... Sep 10, 2016

  Congratulations to all my Twitter friends on your collective promotion to Hillary Clinton's campaign manager.

• This is an important historical document.... Sep 10, 2016

  This is an important historical document. https://twitter.

• leaving this here just in case http://www.villageearth.org/a... Sep 10, 2016

  leaving this here just in case http://www. villageearth.

• As true now as it was when I wrote... Sep 10, 2016

  As true now as it was when I wrote it. https://twitter.

• If we don't have a world where Solange can dance to... Sep 10, 2016

  If we don't have a world where Solange can dance to Kraftwerk then we have no world worth keeping. https://twitter.

• heheheheh Sep 9, 2016
• equally important: you couldn't @ back Sep 9, 2016
• Here's an interview I did with @SteveBurnsAlive right as he... Sep 9, 2016

  Here's an interview I did with @SteveBurnsAlive right as he was winding up on Blue's Clues. http://www.

• I wish I were at what may be the last @xoxo ever, but I... Sep 9, 2016

  I wish I were at what may be the last @xoxo ever, but I would have missed the start of kindergarten. Safe travels.

• Friday Links: Design Edition Sep 8, 2016

  Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .

• I will not tweet. Tweets are the time-killer. I will face... Sep 7, 2016

  I will not tweet. Tweets are the time-killer.

• meet our bot meet our bot https://trackchanges.postlight.com... Sep 7, 2016

  meet our bot meet our bot https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Gina Trapani on Postlight’s Friendly Bot Sep 6, 2016

  Gina Trapani on Postlight’s Friendly Bot We have a nice chatbot at Postlight who helps us with our work. Today Director of Engineering Gina Trapani explains what the bot is , and how helpful it can be.

• Not a bad deal considering Wednesday is just half off well... Sep 6, 2016

  Not a bad deal considering Wednesday is just half off well drinks. https://twitter.

• cool kid https://www.fastcompany.com/3063265/how-to-be-a-suc... Sep 6, 2016

  cool kid https://www. fastcompany.

• Uber Chop’t. https://soundcloud.com/postlighttrackchanges/wh... Sep 6, 2016

  Uber Chop’t. https://soundcloud.

• i've stopped checking polls because i have no power to... Sep 5, 2016
• the thing where the kid tells you they hope you don't die... Sep 5, 2016
• Podcast #29: Who’s Gonna Drive You Home — Talking Self-Driving Cars Sep 5, 2016

  Podcast #29: Who’s Gonna Drive You Home — Talking Self-Driving Cars Andrey 69 / Shutterstock. com What does our self-driving future look like?

• Who’s Gonna Drive You Home—Talking Self-Driving Cars Sep 5, 2016

  What does our self-driving future look like? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade cover, in Rich’s words, “Bluetooth headsets, my mother, and self-driving cars.

• i can't wait until internet culture hits nation-state level... Sep 5, 2016
• great wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_... Sep 3, 2016

  great wikipedia page https://en. wikipedia.

• Do you think Joseph and Mary were fleeing Herod's wrath... Sep 3, 2016

  Do you think Joseph and Mary were fleeing Herod's wrath into Egypt with the baby Jesus and said to themselves, “Man, screw 1 A. D.?

• http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/04/opinion/sunday/how-to-tell... Sep 3, 2016

  http://www. nytimes.

• I had a good tweetstorm lined up but I'm listening to... Sep 2, 2016

  I had a good tweetstorm lined up but I'm listening to Beaster instead.

• Wow this cover is gooooood. https://twitter.com/nymag/status... Sep 2, 2016

  Wow this cover is gooooood. https://twitter.

• I want to manage @PostlightAgency entirely by tongue... Sep 2, 2016

  I want to manage @PostlightAgency entirely by tongue twister. “Soft skills kill scope creep.

• Movie idea: Murder mystery at a remote mental asylum where... Sep 2, 2016

  Movie idea: Murder mystery at a remote mental asylum where everyone dresses well and smiles. SHUTTERSTOCK ISLAND.

• it spreads out past the shallows of irony and empathy and... Sep 1, 2016
• the punishment is so much worse than the crime Sep 1, 2016
• Friday Links: Product Edition Sep 1, 2016

  Friday Links: Product Edition In the pattern library Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .

• wow that hot pocket kid was the future... Sep 1, 2016

  wow that hot pocket kid was the future http://fusion.

• My wife works in construction as a project manager and a... Aug 31, 2016

  My wife works in construction as a project manager and a client today asked her to get him a glass of water.

• my wife made me watch this Aug 31, 2016
• Three Algorithm Reads Aug 31, 2016

  “How algorithms rule our working lives,” by Cathy O’Neil, in the Guardian: These algorithmic “solutions” are targeted at genuine problems. School ...

• Three Algorithm Reads Aug 31, 2016

  Three Algorithm Reads “ How algorithms rule our working lives ,” by Cathy O’Neil, in the Guardian : These algorithmic “solutions” are targeted at genuine problems. School principals cannot be relied upon to consistently flag problematic teachers, because those teachers are also often their friends.

• i wrote about how at some level twine is the omnigraffle... Aug 31, 2016

  i wrote about how at some level twine is the omnigraffle i've been missing https://trackchanges. postlight.

• can't wait to see donald faison as matt lieber Aug 31, 2016
• Twine as a Process Modeling Tool Aug 30, 2016

  Twine is a tool that lets you make point-and-click games that run in a web browser—what a lot of people refer to as “choose your own adventure” or CYOA ...

• Twine as a Process Modeling Tool Aug 30, 2016

  Twine as a Process Modeling Tool Twine is a tool that lets you make point-and-click games that run in a web browser—what a lot of people refer to as “choose your own adventure” or CYOA games. It’s pretty easy to make a game, which means that the Twine community is fairly big and diverse.

• The man who wrote my favorite song... Aug 30, 2016

  The man who wrote my favorite song https://www. youtube.

• this guy https://twitter.com/PostlightAgency/status/77062110... Aug 30, 2016

  this guy https://twitter.

• It's fine everything is fine http://wtvr.com/2016/08/27/flee... Aug 29, 2016

  It's fine everything is fine http://wtvr.

• Rational Geographic—Map Chat with Aaron Straup Cope Aug 29, 2016

  The history and the future of geotagging: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Aaron Straup Cope, a programmer who works with maps and geographical datasets. The conversation covers his time as one of Flickr’s earliest employees, data visualization, gazetteers, the evils of Walmart, geocoding (and reverse geocoding), and one of the most controversial decisions in online mapping—Google’s decision to cut off the poles and make the world a square.

• Podcast #28: Rational Geographic — Map Chat with Aaron Straup Cope Aug 29, 2016

  Podcast #28: Rational Geographic — Map Chat with Aaron Straup Cope Image courtesy of Tom Coates The history and the future of geotagging: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Aaron Straup Cope, a programmer who works with maps and geographical datasets. The conversation covers his time as one of Flickr’s earliest employees, data visualization, gazetteers, the evils of Wal-Mart, geocoding (and reverse geocoding), and one of the most controversial decisions in online mapping — Google’s decision to cut off the poles and make the world a square.

• [After a ten minute explanation of robot dinosaurs.]... Aug 29, 2016

  [After a ten minute explanation of robot dinosaurs. ] “That's great, buddy, but could you put on your other sock?

• This is a good idea. Facebook is built atop the open web;... Aug 29, 2016

  This is a good idea. Facebook is built atop the open web; it could make this choice easily.

• I'm calling it now it's obv Smooth... Aug 28, 2016

  I'm calling it now it's obv Smooth https://twitter.

• What should our national anthem be? Aug 28, 2016

  What should our national anthem be?

• I had no idea that the third verse of the National Anthem... Aug 28, 2016

  I had no idea that the third verse of the National Anthem celebrated the violent deaths of slaves https://theintercept.

• My kids got home from grocery shopping and are singing,... Aug 28, 2016

  My kids got home from grocery shopping and are singing, “You better call Becky with the good hair,” over and over. I'm in terrible trouble.

• “Daddy, can you count to 1,000?” $ seq 1 1000 | say Aug 28, 2016

  “Daddy, can you count to 1,000?

• This was in the sink when I got home.... Aug 27, 2016

  This was in the sink when I got home. https://twitter.

• Banner ad ahead of its time. https://twitter.com/wayback_exe... Aug 27, 2016

  Banner ad ahead of its time. https://twitter.

• Looking for TRULY dumb comedy for end of vacation. My best... Aug 26, 2016

  Looking for TRULY dumb comedy for end of vacation. My best bet so far is POPSTAR.

• Every single fancy ideological position you cherish goes... Aug 26, 2016

  Every single fancy ideological position you cherish goes straight into the shitter when you're putting four-year-old twins to bed.

• First Times Square Disneyfies, then the East Village... Aug 26, 2016

  First Times Square Disneyfies, then the East Village gentrifies, then the lady who throws crickets on the train is trying to go viral.

• Rob what is the list of donts in the bg (shirts are awesome) Aug 26, 2016
• we've all been there Aug 26, 2016
• so @PostlightAgency is going through mirrorproject on chat... Aug 26, 2016

  so @PostlightAgency is going through mirrorproject on chat and looking at people c. f.

• http://benicetobears.com reunion tour!... Aug 26, 2016

  http://benicetobears. com reunion tour!

• These are the only things that are sandwiches.... Aug 25, 2016

  These are the only things that are sandwiches. https://twitter.

• Friday Links: Engineering Edition Aug 25, 2016

  Friday Links: Engineering Edition Every day Here are the most interesting links this week from our engineering department. Thanks to Jeremy Mack .

• Then it stops on the bridge https://twitter.com/jimaley/stat... Aug 25, 2016

  Then it stops on the bridge https://twitter.

• This new OpenStreetView thing is worth noting:... Aug 25, 2016

  This new OpenStreetView thing is worth noting: https://trackchanges. postlight.

• 70s lighthouse keeper memoir in LRB is my personal drudge... Aug 24, 2016

  70s lighthouse keeper memoir in LRB is my personal drudge siren http://www. lrb.

• Not only will we be perpetually sued in the future but we... Aug 24, 2016

  Not only will we be perpetually sued in the future but we will make it part of our family time. http://www.

• The Street View From the Cheap Seats Aug 24, 2016

  The Street View From the Cheap Seats All it takes is for one person to visit Stockton As previously pointed out, there are interesting things happening in open-source geo right now . So here’s another interesting thing: OpenStreetView , which is a sort of open-source/crowd-sourced Google Street View but maintained by an independent company ( Telenav , TNAV on NASDAQ), referenced to the data in OpenStreetMap .

• The Street View From the Cheap Seats Aug 24, 2016

  As previously pointed out, there are interesting things happening in open-source geo right now. So here’s another interesting thing: OpenStreetView, which ...

• Rubies are red, Some threads are green, But only Java has... Aug 24, 2016
• it's pronounced Jyffindor. Aug 23, 2016

  @rustyk5 @darth @TaraSetmayer it's pronounced Jyffindor.

• Watched The Little Mermaid with a sick little girl today.... Aug 23, 2016

  Watched The Little Mermaid with a sick little girl today. Never saw it before.

• Drew Bell on front-end engineering as a kind of translation Aug 23, 2016

  Drew Bell on front-end engineering as a kind of translation Drew Bell is a front-end engineer at Postlight— a role he describes as “the awkward middle child of the development pipeline” —and one that requires a ton of conversation . In a platonic and pure (albeit heartless) engineering world, perhaps Drew would cheerfully accept designs and specifications and turn them into functioning app experiences that run in a web browser, with nary a peep or question.

• America's kids know they promised to go to sleep but they... Aug 22, 2016

  America's kids know they promised to go to sleep but they have just one more question.

• Julia Pimsleur—Found in Translation Aug 22, 2016

  Helping women build million-dollar businesses: this week Paul and Rich talk to Julia Pimsleur, founder of the Little Pim foreign language-learning series and author of Million Dollar Women: The Essential Guide for Female Entrepreneurs Who Want to Go Big. They discuss her career trajectory, from documentary filmmaker to nonprofit fundraiser to entrepreneur, and talk about her experiences raising venture capital—and how the specific challenges for women in the VC world led her to start teaching other female entrepreneurs.

• Podcast #27: Julia Pimsleur — Found in Translation Aug 22, 2016

  Podcast #27: Julia Pimsleur — Found in Translation Image courtesy of Julia Pimsleur Helping women build million-dollar businesses: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Julia Pimsleur, founder of the Little Pim foreign language-learning series and author of Million Dollar Women: The Essential Guide for Female Entrepreneurs Who Want to Go Big . They discuss her career trajectory, from documentary filmmaker to nonprofit fundraiser to entrepreneur, and talk about her experiences raising venture capital — and how the specific challenges for women in the VC world led her to start teaching other female entrepreneurs.

• eeeeeaaaaaaase into the weekend with me ramblin about... Aug 20, 2016

  eeeeeaaaaaaase into the weekend with me ramblin about PRODUCT with @felixsalmon , @mathbabedotorg , and @JHWeissmann https://player.

• This NYT photo from an Alaska climate change story is... Aug 19, 2016

  This NYT photo from an Alaska climate change story is beautiful and filled with secret dogs. http://www.

• I should note that our amazing hosts for our five-hour... Aug 19, 2016

  I should note that our amazing hosts for our five-hour happy hour were @townhouse275 http://townhouse275. com/!

• This is excellent work. https://twitter.com/bybourn/status/7... Aug 19, 2016

  This is excellent work. https://twitter.

• do you love http web links, graphic design, and stock... Aug 19, 2016

  do you love http web links, graphic design, and stock photos of graphic designers https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Whoa, a man in a Synchronicity T-shirt walked by just as I... Aug 19, 2016

  Whoa, a man in a Synchronicity T-shirt walked by just as I was listening to literally anything other than Synchronicity.

• “There was really nothing to criticise about him.”... Aug 19, 2016

  “There was really nothing to criticise about him. ” —Goebbels's secretary https://www.

• Friday Links: Design Edition, plus pictures of “graphic designers working” from our stock photo… Aug 18, 2016

  Friday Links: Design Edition, plus pictures of “graphic designers working” from our stock photo service Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department this week. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .

• In the interest of timeliness I wrote about this Windows... Aug 18, 2016

  In the interest of timeliness I wrote about this Windows NT/OS/2 shootout https://trackchanges. postlight.

• R.I.P. @Gawker I wrote for you once under a pseudonym and I... Aug 18, 2016

  R. I.

• A strange digital time capsule Aug 17, 2016

  A strange digital time capsule Historical reënactment It’s a hectic news cycle so let’s take a look at an artifact of historical interest that has nothing to do with the current news cycle: A nearly two-hour battle between OS/2 and Windows NT . Another excellent Gene video production It was 1993.

• At this point in the election cycle I will read anything,... Aug 17, 2016

  At this point in the election cycle I will read anything, any political garbage at all. Especially if it's a heavily sponsored newsletter.

• this is a great bot. you send @NYPLEmoji an emoji and it... Aug 16, 2016

  this is a great bot. you send @NYPLEmoji an emoji and it sends back a picture 🦄 https://twitter.

• ⛄ Aug 16, 2016
• All-company offsite playing $100,000 Pyramid on... Aug 16, 2016

  All-company offsite playing $100,000 Pyramid on browser-based emulated DOS system for cash prizes. @PostlightAgency https://twitter.

• http://trackchanges.libsyn.com Aug 16, 2016

  @cdevroe @mathowie http://trackchanges. libsyn.

• chatted a little with @mathowie for the podcast... Aug 16, 2016

  chatted a little with @mathowie for the podcast https://soundcloud.

• Read at least until he describes the robot he built in the... Aug 16, 2016

  Read at least until he describes the robot he built in the 60s in Alabama. https://twitter.

• I think it's time for new fallacies. Ideas: Argumentum ad... Aug 15, 2016

  I think it's time for new fallacies. Ideas: Argumentum ad retweets.

• This is a really good thorough glossary.... Aug 15, 2016

  This is a really good thorough glossary. https://twitter.

• This Is Haughey Do It Aug 15, 2016

  The evolution of MetaFilter: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Matt Haughey, the founder of MetaFilter, the collection of sites and communities that Paul describes as “one of the real success stories of the web. ” The conversation covers Matt’s early career at Pyra Labs, the accessibility of digital technologies, his current job as a writer for Slack, and how if you spend enough time publishing online, you’ll inevitably attract the attention of two groups — trolls and lawyers.

• Podcast #26: This Is Haughey Do It Aug 15, 2016

  Podcast #26: This Is Haughey Do It Photo courtesy Summer Wilson The evolution of MetaFilter : this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Matt Haughey, the founder of MetaFilter, the collection of sites and communities that Paul describes as “one of the real success stories of the web. ” The conversation covers Matt’s early career at Pyra Labs, the accessibility of digital technologies, his current job as a writer for Slack , and how if you spend enough time publishing online, you’ll inevitably attract the attention of two groups — trolls and lawyers.

• god can you imagine the first draft if this is what ran... Aug 15, 2016

  god can you imagine the first draft if this is what ran http://www. nytimes.

• This is as true today as it was four years ago.... Aug 15, 2016

  This is as true today as it was four years ago. https://twitter.

• I love how whenever I see snippets of Irish TV it feels... Aug 14, 2016

  I love how whenever I see snippets of Irish TV it feels like it's all happening on a big, hi-def Google hangout https://www. youtube.

• this game is infuriating http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/... Aug 14, 2016

  this game is infuriating http://www. nytimes.

• Just time and effort. Aug 13, 2016

  Just time and effort.

• REM, "Orange Crush" #trumpplaylist Aug 13, 2016
• Enough with the delays and excuses. It's time for Trump to... Aug 13, 2016

  Enough with the delays and excuses. It's time for Trump to release his summer playlist.

• This is the greatest graphic. https://twitter.com/nytgraphic... Aug 12, 2016

  This is the greatest graphic. https://twitter.

• this...person http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08... Aug 12, 2016

  this... person http://www.

• “It's called ‘precipitable water value,’ or PWAT.” ... Aug 12, 2016

  “It's called ‘precipitable water value,’ or PWAT. ” http://www.

• Playing Pac-Man on a hacked voting machine, by @zeynep... Aug 12, 2016

  Playing Pac-Man on a hacked voting machine, by @zeynep http://www. nytimes.

• Friday Links: Product Edition Aug 11, 2016

  Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department (and elsewhere in Postlight). Thanks to Tyler Strand .

• Was Crazy in Love the last great summer jam? Aug 11, 2016

  Was Crazy in Love the last great summer jam?

• This was a nice impromptu thing and to the remote employees... Aug 11, 2016

  This was a nice impromptu thing and to the remote employees &amp;amp; people in meetings or on-site with clients, I'm sorry. https://twitter.

• oh god you NEVER want to see this in your company chat... Aug 11, 2016

  oh god you NEVER want to see this in your company chat https://twitter.

• NYTM single-story issue! http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/... Aug 11, 2016

  NYTM single-story issue! http://www.

• Well, @jackrusher, we made it. Aug 11, 2016

  Well, @jackrusher , we made it.

• I went to the Gawker bankruptcy party. Gawker made a lot of... Aug 10, 2016

  I went to the Gawker bankruptcy party. Gawker made a lot of careers and paid web writers badly when everyone else paid writers nothing.

• How is Mark Foley like a footnote? Aug 10, 2016

  How is Mark Foley like a footnote?

• welp https://twitter.com/CodyBrown/status/763497237087449089 Aug 10, 2016

  welp https://twitter.

• i love lost infrastructures https://medium.com/@anildash/the... Aug 10, 2016

  i love lost infrastructures @anildash /the-lost-infrastructure-of-social-media-d2b95662ccd3#. ww23i6m0p" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• wow these people hate amazon https://sites.google.com/site/t... Aug 10, 2016

  wow these people hate amazon https://sites. google.

• burrito baby photos http://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/03/bab... Aug 10, 2016

  burrito baby photos http://www. sadanduseless.

• Janet Kim on Product as Marketing Aug 9, 2016

  Janet Kim on Product as Marketing Janet Kim is a Product Designer at Postlight. She recently went to a conference in Brooklyn and heard a talk by Gene Liebel about the nuts and bolts of product as a business—the way that digital products (like apps) can supplant and enhance relationships with users, in measurable ways that supplant advertising—but at much less cost.

• Exactly — it should also be quite easy to embed AMP too. Lot of problems before that can be solved. Aug 9, 2016

  Exactly — it should also be quite easy to embed AMP too. Lot of problems before that can be solved.

• elizabeth spiers got you your job... Aug 9, 2016

  elizabeth spiers got you your job https://twitter.

• I'm worried people won't see this... Aug 9, 2016

  I'm worried people won't see this https://twitter.

• Staten Island should be West Virginia... Aug 9, 2016

  Staten Island should be West Virginia https://twitter.

• Is brogging jerbilism https://twitter.com/pilhofer/status/76... Aug 9, 2016

  Is brogging jerbilism https://twitter.

• Elizabeth Spiers is Multi-dimensional Aug 8, 2016

  From digital journalism to virtual reality: this week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Elizabeth Spiers, whom Paul describes as “both a human being and essentially a human media platform. ” (Elizabeth scales the description back a bit with “digital media nerd.

• Hi, Adewale. Aug 8, 2016

  Hi, Adewale. I’m not really asking for anyone to do anything, nor do I expect Google to do anything in particular—I’m just noting the gap between where the platform is and where it could be.

• Podcast #25: Elizabeth Spiers is Multi-dimensional Aug 8, 2016

  Podcast #25: Elizabeth Spiers is Multi-dimensional Image courtesy of Elizabeth Spiers From digital journalism to virtual reality: this week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Elizabeth Spiers , whom Paul describes as “both a human being and essentially a human media platform. ” (Elizabeth scales the description back a bit with “digital media nerd.

• Your point is completely valid and it raises good concerns. Aug 8, 2016

  Your point is completely valid and it raises good concerns. In this case, I think it’s worth separating AMP and Google’s implementation.

• So @richziade and I are talking a lot about AMP in our... Aug 8, 2016

  So @richziade and I are talking a lot about AMP in our spare time and I wrote up some of what we're thinking. https://trackchanges.

• So @mmcwatters points out why it's so impossible to... Aug 8, 2016

  So @mmcwatters points out why it's so impossible to future-proof. @mmcwatters /pixels-time-comedy-7ffd91a21a92#.

• We’re Bullish on AMP Aug 7, 2016

  We’re Bullish on AMP A little on-the-nose but what can you do. By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight Google is now planning to show AMP links everywhere in its mobile search results — that is to say, in a place that probably drives a lot of traffic to your site.

• So AMP is pretty easy to work with. Aug 7, 2016

  So AMP is pretty easy to work with. And different people are producing AMP.

• We’re Bullish on AMP Aug 7, 2016

  Google is now planning to show AMP links everywhere in its mobile search results — that is to say, in a place that probably drives a lot of traffic to ...

• I really like her "how you like them apples" at the end.... Aug 7, 2016

  I really like her "how you like them apples" at the end. https://twitter.

• Wait this is me https://twitter.com/bw/status/76231176723405... Aug 7, 2016

  Wait this is me https://twitter.

• Waiting at this train station makes me feel bad.... Aug 7, 2016

  Waiting at this train station makes me feel bad. https://twitter.

• This seven jobs meme is the first time I've ever felt... Aug 7, 2016

  This seven jobs meme is the first time I've ever felt jealous of Jack Horkheimer, the Star Hustler.

• Maybe a little too old-fashioned.... Aug 6, 2016

  Maybe a little too old-fashioned. https://twitter.

• A ridiculous/amazing game concept from @frnsys... Aug 5, 2016

  A ridiculous/amazing game concept from @frnsys http://thefounder.

• Many bands are great. But only one band has an 8-minute... Aug 5, 2016

  Many bands are great. But only one band has an 8-minute song called “By-Tor and the Snow Dog.

• this is fascinating but also—the internet remix machine is... Aug 5, 2016

  this is fascinating but also—the internet remix machine is exhausting @CRA1G /the-evolution-of-an-accidental-meme-ddc4e139e0e4#. mxbrqma62" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• hi I also enjoyed angel Aug 4, 2016
• I saved the image here to use as a desktop background... Aug 4, 2016

  I saved the image here to use as a desktop background https://twitter.

• God me too https://twitter.com/ginatrapani/status/7612816765... Aug 4, 2016

  God me too https://twitter.

• Friday Links: Engineering Edition Aug 4, 2016

  Friday Links: Engineering Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our engineering department. (You might notice that we do a lot of React development.

• So @fdsimms at @PostlightAgency is helping w/music at... Aug 4, 2016

  So @fdsimms at @PostlightAgency is helping w/music at @TwoHeadedRep —&amp;amp;they need help. https://www.

• I wonder who sent these in. https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Aug 3, 2016

  I wonder who sent these in. https://twitter.

• I'm a polls-plus person who wishes he were a nowcast person. Aug 3, 2016

  I'm a polls-plus person who wishes he were a nowcast person.

• This is the greatest IMDB user comment of all history.... Aug 3, 2016

  This is the greatest IMDB user comment of all history. http://www.

• There's no way the movie “Cleavagefield” is what it sounds... Aug 3, 2016

  There's no way the movie “Cleavagefield” is what it sounds like, there must be some—oh no. http://www.

• no there's no way the movie cleave... Aug 3, 2016

  no there's no way the movie cleave https://twitter.

• I can't stop thinking about Munchie... Aug 3, 2016

  I can't stop thinking about Munchie https://medium. com/track-changes/selected-vhs-covers-546b76155b2 https://twitter.

• This is the finest expression of Vaporwave aesthetic I've... Aug 3, 2016

  This is the finest expression of Vaporwave aesthetic I've ever seen. https://twitter.

• angela can get it dan she's living her best self Aug 3, 2016
• here's a video where john turturro shows you how to use the... Aug 3, 2016

  here's a video where john turturro shows you how to use the internet with lycos https://archive.

• MEME UPDATED FOR CURRENT EVENTS... Aug 3, 2016

  MEME UPDATED FOR CURRENT EVENTS https://thenib. com/this-is-not-fine?

• Today in the @PostlightAgency newsletter I selected some... Aug 3, 2016

  Today in the @PostlightAgency newsletter I selected some remarkable VHS sleeves. https://trackchanges.

• Say what you will but he'd never insult a Gold Star Mother.... Aug 3, 2016

  Say what you will but he'd never insult a Gold Star Mother. https://twitter.

• if you converted all the jp2s to jpgs without renaming them... Aug 3, 2016

  if you converted all the jp2s to jpgs without renaming them you can just say: ren -a "*. jp2" " #1 .

• We're tired, NYT. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/76062771... Aug 2, 2016

  We're tired, NYT. https://twitter.

• Selected VHS Covers Aug 2, 2016

  Selected VHS Covers By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight VHS boxes never made it into the “unique art form” category in the same way that vinyl record album sleeves did. Album sleeves were a foot square on a side—room to play for a graphic designer.

• look at the extremely high resolution of this... Aug 2, 2016

  look at the extremely high resolution of this monitor... lizard https://twitter.

• Want that nice Google mobile search SEO juice... Aug 2, 2016

  Want that nice Google mobile search SEO juice ( http://www. niemanlab.

• Huh, there are no free Internet resources or Wiki pages on... Aug 2, 2016

  Huh, there are no free Internet resources or Wiki pages on crafting awesome burns. So I guess I can't help you.

• I'm at a breakfast meeting and there's a real estate firm... Aug 2, 2016

  I'm at a breakfast meeting and there's a real estate firm here doing a sales meeting and everyone has to stand and describe their referrals.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/760289858107674624/video/1 Aug 1, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Event Verizon Aug 1, 2016

  Verizon just bought Yahoo, but what exactly did they get? This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the acquisition of the beleaguered Yahoo, and mull over the long games of companies like Verizon, Google, Facebook, and Apple.

• Maybe You'll Get Ahead by Being Nicer at Work Aug 1, 2016
• Podcast #24: Event Verizon Aug 1, 2016

  Podcast #24: Event Verizon Verizon just bought Yahoo, but what exactly did they get? This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the acquisition of the beleaguered Yahoo, and mull over the long games of companies like Verizon, Google, Facebook, and Apple.

• just want to point out that I have been providing free... Aug 1, 2016

  just want to point out that I have been providing free skeksi-related humor content to the commons for 4 years now https://twitter.

• this cake just cracks me up &amp; i kind of want it for my... Aug 1, 2016

  this cake just cracks me up &amp;amp; i kind of want it for my own birthday https://twitter.

• every time i hear of a rich person imbibing teen blood i... Aug 1, 2016

  every time i hear of a rich person imbibing teen blood i think of the skeksis draining life-force via a dark crystal https://en. wikipedia.

• it seems that @joshuatopolsky hired everyone cool and... Aug 1, 2016

  it seems that @joshuatopolsky hired everyone cool and everyone he didn't hire is de-facto not cool @joshuatopolsky /getting-into-the-outline-7735a7743bc8#. ngf8tjzft" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Today in the newsletter, around the world with water parks,... Aug 1, 2016

  Today in the newsletter, around the world with water parks, YouTube, and some Python code https://trackchanges. postlight.

• stop saying “spox” Aug 1, 2016
• World of Water Parks Jul 31, 2016

  World of Water Parks By Paul Ford, co-founder, Postlight I’m the father to four-year-old twins and sometimes we chill out with YouTube videos. Being four, when they like something they want more of the same— but also a little novelty.

• Saturday Links: Design Edition Jul 29, 2016

  Saturday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .

• I think I just won Minecraft https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jul 29, 2016

  I think I just won Minecraft https://twitter.

• We accidentally sched'd tonight's event on the last night... Jul 28, 2016

  We accidentally sched'd tonight's event on the last night of the DNC. We'll do our best to move quickly, so people can get home for HRC!

• So @FastForwardLabs has sweeeeeeet dataviz internships out... Jul 27, 2016

  So @FastForwardLabs has sweeeeeeet dataviz internships out there in the world and they're cool so http://blog. fastforwardlabs.

• A cop asked us to push a broken schoolbus up the Gowanus... Jul 27, 2016

  A cop asked us to push a broken schoolbus up the Gowanus Expwy onramp. It was dads with bad backs so we took turns.

• check out this real business guy doing real business in the... Jul 26, 2016

  check out this real business guy doing real business in the real industry of finance http://www. bloomberg.

• For Hillary, Wherever I May Find Her Jul 25, 2016
• I appreciate the overall Democratic National Branding Guide. Jul 25, 2016

  I appreciate the overall Democratic National Branding Guide.

• The DNA of NDAs Jul 25, 2016
• Podcast #23: The DNA of NDAs Jul 25, 2016

  Podcast #23: The DNA of NDAs Do we need so many NDAs? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the proliferation of the non-disclosure agreement in the tech world and beyond, and hammer out what’s really necessary in a business contract.

• While lighting crashes around us it's time to revisit the... Jul 25, 2016

  While lighting crashes around us it's time to revisit the seminal song Lightning Crashes by Live, from York, PA https://m. youtube.

• Sometimes it takes me a full year or more to form an... Jul 25, 2016

  Sometimes it takes me a full year or more to form an opinion on something and nothing bad has happened in result. https://twitter.

• https://trackchanges.postlight.com/welp-it-happened-verizon-... Jul 25, 2016

  https://trackchanges. postlight.

• i keep telling everyone i'm part of the problem but no one... Jul 24, 2016
• wow tweetstorms are great you don't have to listen to... Jul 24, 2016
• Hold still because I'm going to lay it out for people who... Jul 24, 2016

  Hold still because I'm going to lay it out for people who don't understand that Genesis was an essential band for two full decades.

• Welp, it happened, Verizon bought Yahoo, and now we must live with the consequences Jul 24, 2016

  Welp, it happened, Verizon bought Yahoo, and now we must live with the consequences By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight WAIT! FIRST!

• Reading my son's Star Wars book. Is this guy canon?... Jul 24, 2016

  Reading my son's Star Wars book. Is this guy canon?

• My dog is in the basement playing Elder Scrolls yelling... Jul 24, 2016

  My dog is in the basement playing Elder Scrolls yelling about the superiority of wolf culture. I think he's into the Bark Enlightenment.

• yes! Jul 23, 2016

  @SteveBurnsAlive yes!

• WeWork evicted a startup after it published a negative blog... Jul 22, 2016

  WeWork evicted a startup after it published a negative blog post about the co-working space — Quartz http://qz.

• Tumblr, brought to you by Verizon. Jul 22, 2016

  Tumblr, brought to you by Verizon.

• This is actually not a terrible job/role in a media org at... Jul 22, 2016

  This is actually not a terrible job/role in a media org at all but the writeup is ridiculous. https://twitter.

• oh god perfect Jul 22, 2016
• My son tried to sneak this guy to camp. Against rules. I... Jul 22, 2016

  My son tried to sneak this guy to camp. Against rules.

• We need hearings. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/7566107... Jul 22, 2016

  We need hearings. https://twitter.

• ivanka be alone Jul 21, 2016
• I wonder if Trump will come to Hillary's inauguration. Jul 21, 2016

  I wonder if Trump will come to Hillary's inauguration.

• This speech is gilding the lobby. Jul 21, 2016

  This speech is gilding the lobby.

• I mean they are sort of comforting in their totally... Jul 21, 2016
• Joe Buck is an interesting narrator a story of NYC real... Jul 21, 2016

  Joe Buck is an interesting narrator a story of NYC real estate.

• that said I know what Democrats smell like too Jul 21, 2016
• Everyone in the auditorium probably needs to digest three... Jul 21, 2016

  Everyone in the auditorium probably needs to digest three days of steak.

• This singularity is exhausting. Jul 21, 2016

  This singularity is exhausting.

• Cool story bro. Jul 21, 2016

  Cool story bro.

• Wow he's just another dipshit. Jul 21, 2016

  Wow he's just another dipshit.

• Why does Peter Thiel sound like Brick Tamland Jul 21, 2016
• Priebus's face is like a weird mix of Jimmy Fallon, Jeff... Jul 21, 2016

  Priebus's face is like a weird mix of Jimmy Fallon, Jeff Bezos, and Tom Hanks depending on angle. He's a lenticular.

• That live chat is going about how you'd expect.... Jul 21, 2016

  That live chat is going about how you'd expect. https://twitter.

• Peter Thiel will call for America to have a hard fork. Jul 21, 2016

  Peter Thiel will call for America to have a hard fork.

• Friday Links: Product Edition Jul 21, 2016

  Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .

• not all men http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/21/opinion/campai... Jul 21, 2016

  not all men http://www. nytimes.

• SIGH if only i had just a little spare room Jul 21, 2016
• Mike, consider: you could print that out hang it on the... Jul 21, 2016
• I'm going to show you something very special that has fewer... Jul 20, 2016

  I'm going to show you something very special that has fewer than 2,000 views. https://www.

• America means to me that one day every kid can grow up to... Jul 20, 2016

  America means to me that one day every kid can grow up to have their own foundation.

• God after the halting shitty delivery of the prior speakers... Jul 20, 2016

  God after the halting shitty delivery of the prior speakers this minister is extraordinary.

• I'm losing my mind. I'm going to turn it off and do the... Jul 20, 2016

  @michelledean I'm losing my mind. I'm going to turn it off and do the dishes.

• The circus was...America. Jul 20, 2016

  The circus was... America.

• Why are all the speeches delivered like everyone is on a... Jul 20, 2016

  Why are all the speeches delivered like everyone is on a 30-person conference call?

• You know, running America is a lot like shitty high-risk... Jul 20, 2016

  You know, running America is a lot like shitty high-risk real estate deals.

• If Trump is elected this man will be named Secretary of... Jul 20, 2016

  If Trump is elected this man will be named Secretary of Comping Drinks.

• Why has their never been a zombie movie where the outbreak... Jul 20, 2016

  Why has their never been a zombie movie where the outbreak starts at a political convention?

• As you get older you are supposed to lose the higher... Jul 20, 2016

  As you get older you are supposed to lose the higher frequencies but it turns out I can hear dog whistles just fine.

• Let's see if we can make a connection between “respect” and... Jul 20, 2016

  Let's see if we can make a connection between “respect” and BLM. Come on we can—THERE IT IS.

• They scramped Jul 20, 2016
• “My kids know me by my most important name, Bzelchior the... Jul 20, 2016

  “My kids know me by my most important name, Bzelchior the Gromdutator.

• Will getting verified increase or decrease the resale value... Jul 20, 2016

  Will getting verified increase or decrease the resale value of my account?

• sorry this was sexist i said congressman but meant... Jul 20, 2016

  sorry this was sexist i said congressman but meant congressbot https://twitter.

• cool selfie of congressman XR-59 with the 2064... Jul 20, 2016

  cool selfie of congressman XR-59 with the 2064 congressional #capitolhill interns https://twitter.

• “18 years, sigh” — @hilella https://medium.com/@hilella/why-... Jul 20, 2016

  “18 years, sigh” — @hilella @hilella /why-everyone-at-our-start-up-knows-everyone-elses-salary-23fa3441dc4c#. pojol2foc" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Congratulations to @Unilever on its acquisition of... Jul 20, 2016

  Congratulations to @Unilever on its acquisition of @WeAreMel !

• see folks you can hide what you're listening to from YOUR... Jul 20, 2016

  see folks you can hide what you're listening to from YOUR FRIENDS but never from Spotify itself #M28674 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://community. spotify.

• spotify incognito mode https://twitter.com/f/status/75575361... Jul 20, 2016

  spotify incognito mode https://twitter.

• oh fuck you too Spotify https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/75... Jul 20, 2016

  oh fuck you too Spotify https://twitter.

• The missed engagement/spectacle opportunity here is for... Jul 20, 2016

  The missed engagement/spectacle opportunity here is for Twitter to announce account closures three days before deletion.

• “We all feel like idiots now, Feynman. Nice work.” Jul 19, 2016

  “We all feel like idiots now, Feynman. Nice work.

• ATTACK SHIPS OFF ORION https://twitter.com/karenmcgrane/stat... Jul 19, 2016

  ATTACK SHIPS OFF ORION https://twitter.

• San Francisco nerds! Postlight pal and public speaking... Jul 19, 2016

  San Francisco nerds! Postlight pal and public speaking coach @billsmartt is in town Aug 16–28.

• Jesus Christ brands. https://twitter.com/Digiday/status/7554... Jul 19, 2016

  Jesus Christ brands. https://twitter.

• this song is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yo946aiEA... Jul 19, 2016

  this song is good https://www. youtube.

• The only thing this week needs is some asshole in SF... Jul 19, 2016

  The only thing this week needs is some asshole in SF blogging about the homeless.

• I admire the skill on display here.... Jul 19, 2016

  I admire the skill on display here. https://twitter.

• I do not miss this awful ghoul. Jul 18, 2016

  I do not miss this awful ghoul.

• Where is the showbiz we were promised? Jul 18, 2016

  Where is the showbiz we were promised?

• No guys take your time don't leave out any details. Jul 18, 2016

  No guys take your time don't leave out any details.

• Karen McGrane—Content and discontent Jul 18, 2016

  How does a content strategist see the web? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Karen McGrane, a user-experience expert who writes books, gives speeches, leads workshops, and takes on a variety of web projects with her agency Bond Art + Science.

• Podcast #22: Karen McGrane — Content and discontent Jul 18, 2016

  Podcast #22: Karen McGrane — Content and discontent Photograph: Erik Westra How does a content strategist see the web? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Karen McGrane , a user-experience expert who writes books, gives speeches, leads workshops, and takes on a variety of web projects with her agency Bond Art + Science.

• 'Pokémon Go' in Rural Texas Is a Different Kind of Fun... Jul 18, 2016

  'Pokémon Go' in Rural Texas Is a Different Kind of Fun http://motherboard. vice.

• i don't like to e-meet things Jul 18, 2016
• here is a list of fictional summer camps... Jul 18, 2016

  here is a list of fictional summer camps http://www. summercampculture.

• What I've learned about doing business in NYC over the last... Jul 18, 2016

  What I've learned about doing business in NYC over the last year. https://medium.

• The Condé Nast of the 80s created Trump, and now the New... Jul 18, 2016

  The Condé Nast of the 80s created Trump, and now the New Yorker must go back in time and stop it from happening. http://www.

• HR is involved. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/7550026... Jul 18, 2016

  HR is involved. https://twitter.

• I know that 2016 is rough but if you listen to the radio... Jul 17, 2016

  I know that 2016 is rough but if you listen to the radio from 1943 it does shift your thinking some: https://archive.

• NYC tech, part ∞ Jul 17, 2016

  NYC tech, part ∞ Debby Wong / Shutterstock. com Two articles about NYC tech showed up recently—the first by Matt Turck, a VC—“ The NYC Tech Ecosystem: Catching Up to the Hype ” [O]n the one hand, NYC has become the clear Number 2 to the Bay Area; on the other hand, it’s hard not to notice that things have gone a bit quiet — at a minimum, we seem to be past the stage of unbridled enthusiasm….

• Even in the extreme best case for the Republican National... Jul 17, 2016

  Even in the extreme best case for the Republican National Convention it would still be the Republican National Convention.

• BuzzFeed found its angle. https://twitter.com/timkmak/status... Jul 17, 2016

  BuzzFeed found its angle. https://twitter.

• puppy (Vine by @quenblackwell) https://vine.co/v/5uXIbe2OijZ Jul 16, 2016

  puppy (Vine by @quenblackwell ) https://vine.

• Pence bets: Jul 16, 2016
• I'm buying a new wall clock, so I'm getting caught up on... Jul 16, 2016

  I'm buying a new wall clock, so I'm getting caught up on America's wall clock options, and I just want to say: America has horrible taste.

• brands have long known that when it comes to consumers you... Jul 16, 2016

  brands have long known that when it comes to consumers you gotta catch 'em all https://twitter.

• This is hilarious https://thehairpin.com/the-best-time-i-pre... Jul 15, 2016

  This is hilarious https://thehairpin. com/the-best-time-i-pretended-i-hadnt-heard-of-slavoj-%C5%BEi%C5%BEek-4d746d77606#.

• Friday* Links: Engineering Edition Jul 15, 2016

  Friday* Links: Engineering Edition * Thanks for Medium for help with a glitch. It’s Saturday but here we are, with some links from our engineering department.

• I'm worried this is viral marketing for Ghostbusters.... Jul 15, 2016

  I'm worried this is viral marketing for Ghostbusters. https://twitter.

• What even happen https://twitter.com/jasondhorowitz/status/7... Jul 15, 2016

  What even happen https://twitter.

• Maybe @onthemedia could save labor and make a bot to tweet... Jul 15, 2016

  Maybe @onthemedia could save labor and make a bot to tweet out the Breaking News Consumer's Handbooks a couple times a day.

• Hi the next @PostlightAgency event will be different than... Jul 15, 2016

  Hi the next @PostlightAgency event will be different than the others. We're showing weird videos to smart people.

• https://twitter.com/_EricHu/status/753301443873038336 https:... Jul 15, 2016

  https://twitter. com/_EricHu/status/753301443873038336 https://twitter.

• They want to burn our Constitution, so we need to burn it... Jul 14, 2016

  They want to burn our Constitution, so we need to burn it first.

• I'm fiscally cryptoanarchist and socially neoliberal. I... Jul 14, 2016

  I'm fiscally cryptoanarchist and socially neoliberal. I believe that gender is a blockchain.

• It's true she's a good rep and I feel repped.... Jul 14, 2016

  It's true she's a good rep and I feel repped. https://twitter.

• In 2016 one open letter is signed by the people that caused... Jul 14, 2016

  In 2016 one open letter is signed by the people that caused the other open letter to be written.

• sometimes the world makes c o n t e n t that's just for you... Jul 14, 2016

  sometimes the world makes c o n t e n t that's just for you http://smallwarsjournal.

• i'm always wonderin' stuff https://twitter.com/PostlightAgen... Jul 14, 2016

  i'm always wonderin' stuff https://twitter.

• When someone says “I really appreciate the risk you took,”... Jul 14, 2016

  When someone says “I really appreciate the risk you took,” they are lying.

• It's a good day for the brands. Jul 14, 2016

  It's a good day for the brands.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/753398874010771456/photo/1 Jul 13, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Updates from our accidental network Jul 13, 2016

  Updates from our accidental network What’s better than stock art? NOTHING.

• Pokémon thinkpiece conclusion, 2017: “It was their tragedy... Jul 13, 2016

  Pokémon thinkpiece conclusion, 2017: “It was their tragedy that, yes—they had to catch 'em all—and failed. ” Subject?

• this is an awesome lineup http://xoxofest.com/2016 except... Jul 13, 2016

  this is an awesome lineup http://xoxofest.

• Now I'm angry https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/753256279599... Jul 13, 2016

  Now I'm angry https://twitter.

• here is the future of product management and engineering,... Jul 13, 2016

  here is the future of product management and engineering, look and cheer https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Gina Trapani talks about Black Girls CODE with NYC Chapter Lead Onyi Nwosu Jul 12, 2016

  Gina Trapani talks about Black Girls CODE with NYC Chapter Lead Onyi Nwosu Image courtesy of Onyi Nwosu’s Instagram Postlight’s Director of Engineering Gina Trapani writes : This past weekend here at Postlight, we had the chance to host an event for Black Girls CODE’s NYC chapter. The Black Futures STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math) Panel featured six young women of color sharing their experiences in science, technology, engineering, and math with an audience of middle- to high- school girls and their parents.

• Ulgh brands ruin all the fun https://twitter.com/digiday/sta... Jul 12, 2016

  Ulgh brands ruin all the fun https://twitter.

• 1/7 @PostlightAgency is trying to figure out what swag to... Jul 12, 2016

  1/7 @PostlightAgency is trying to figure out what swag to give our clients/visitors and here is the list that's resulted. Opinions welcome.

• i mean...i'm sort of looking forward to showing it to the... Jul 12, 2016

  @kavbojka i mean...

• i freaking love this video and we are now planning to go... Jul 12, 2016

  i freaking love this video and we are now planning to go visit this enormous model train universe in new jersey http://www. somekindofquest.

• really great wikipedia page right here... Jul 12, 2016

  really great wikipedia page right here https://en. wikipedia.

• Okay in the podcast we talked about Yahoo's acquihires and... Jul 12, 2016

  Okay in the podcast we talked about Yahoo's acquihires and so we had to call it MAYER LEMONS https://trackchanges. postlight.

• My business partner is coming down on me for my strong... Jul 12, 2016

  My business partner is coming down on me for my strong Chase opinions. “Other executives will read that press release and follow suit.

• Totally fair question. Mostly because the patronizing... Jul 12, 2016

  @ellobruce Totally fair question. Mostly because the patronizing press-release tone was also a problem.

• Great to see the Times running native advertising in op-ed... Jul 12, 2016

  Great to see the Times running native advertising in op-ed http://www. nytimes.

• What is the opposite of “rise and grind?” Set and... Jul 12, 2016

  What is the opposite of “rise and grind? ” Set and coagulate?

• Wow Theresa May's voice sounds EXACTLY as you would expect... Jul 11, 2016

  Wow Theresa May's voice sounds EXACTLY as you would expect it to sound.

• Mayer Lemons—a chat about Yahoo’s recent acquisitions Jul 11, 2016

  Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo acquisitions: this week Paul and Rich start the discussion with a recent Gizmodo article about the fate of all 53 companies Yahoo has purchased under Mayer’s leadership. Topics covered include acqui-hires, managing up vs managing down, Silicon Valley’s disdain for humans doing normal human things, and Rich’s favorite Yahoo acquisition, Summly.

• Podcast #21: Mayer Lemons — a chat about Yahoo’s recent acquisitions Jul 11, 2016

  Podcast #21: Mayer Lemons — a chat about Yahoo’s recent acquisitions Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo acquisitions: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade start the discussion with a recent Gizmodo article by the very talented Sophie Kleeman about the fate of all 53 companies Yahoo has purchased under Mayer’s leadership. Topics covered include acqui-hires, managing up v.

• Oh god this is about to coincide with Pokemon GO. RIP NYC... Jul 11, 2016

  Oh god this is about to coincide with Pokemon GO. RIP NYC https://twitter.

• I have never purchased a doorstop in my life and yet I use... Jul 11, 2016

  I have never purchased a doorstop in my life and yet I use doorstops every day and I'm not sure where they came from.

• the newsletter is about how writing a newsletter right now... Jul 11, 2016

  the newsletter is about how writing a newsletter right now today is impossible https://medium. com/track-changes/too-many-wires-at-once-22508b663d06#.

• “I want to vomit up the Lisa Frank stickers I peeled off my... Jul 11, 2016

  “I want to vomit up the Lisa Frank stickers I peeled off my desk in second grade and ate... to hide the evidence.

• The proletariat, the Pokemon, feel guilt for failing their... Jul 11, 2016

  The proletariat, the Pokemon, feel guilt for failing their masters and joy for providing them with victory. http://greatgreatgrand.

• “Gannett, which recently initiated a hostile takeover of... Jul 10, 2016

  “Gannett, which recently initiated a hostile takeover of Tronc, has used Wochit and Wibbitz. ” Proud of @jwherrman http://mobile.

• Too many wires at once! Jul 10, 2016

  Too many wires at once! The news What do you even say?

• tiny typo—“all” instead of “at” here? Jul 10, 2016

  tiny typo—“all” instead of “at” here? This piece is brilliant and I loved all of it.

• What is this doofy game? How do you win? Why does it want... Jul 10, 2016

  What is this doofy game? How do you win?

• Today we took the sick kitty to the vet to be put down, and... Jul 10, 2016

  Today we took the sick kitty to the vet to be put down, and after, as we pushed back tears, my son had an enormous public diarrhea incident.

• new journalism in a nutshell https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jul 10, 2016

  new journalism in a nutshell https://twitter.

• If you're a content nerd you should swim around this... Jul 9, 2016

  If you're a content nerd you should swim around this self-arranging BLM open letter translation effort. It's wild.

• “Eyewitness” is one word and never have the consequences... Jul 9, 2016

  “Eyewitness” is one word and never have the consequences for getting this wrong been more severe. https://twitter.

• Photos from a day in the life of an IT guy on a cruise ship... Jul 9, 2016

  Photos from a day in the life of an IT guy on a cruise ship http://imgur.

• If you're just getting to know Roger Ailes, this NYMag... Jul 9, 2016

  If you're just getting to know Roger Ailes, this NYMag story from 2014 will make your skin crawl. http://nymag.

• Have any of you seen this Sheriff Callie kids' show this... Jul 9, 2016

  Have any of you seen this Sheriff Callie kids' show this thing is a complete freaking nightmare.

• I didn't change the subject line on the newsletter today... Jul 8, 2016

  I didn't change the subject line on the newsletter today when it went out via email. I'm aware of the situation and appreciate your concern.

• Everything a company does in public is at some level... Jul 7, 2016

  Everything a company does in public is at some level marketing and it's rough to see big companies finding their “solidarity voice” today.

• Friday Links: Design Edition Jul 7, 2016

  Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .

• i think a lot about this onion article from october 2001... Jul 6, 2016

  i think a lot about this onion article from october 2001 http://www. theonion.

• I love how this drops the Observer's web traffic stats in... Jul 6, 2016

  I love how this drops the Observer's web traffic stats in the middle http://observer.

• If Verizon buys Yahoo and merges it with Aol it'll extend... Jul 6, 2016

  If Verizon buys Yahoo and merges it with Aol it'll extend September at least 200 more years.

• You know looking back this banner ad may be the most... Jul 6, 2016

  You know looking back this banner ad may be the most perfect and pure piece of total horseshit I've ever seen. https://twitter.

• The content era is is starting everyone hold on... Jul 6, 2016

  The content era is is starting everyone hold on https://twitter.

• My water that comes out of the front of the fridge started... Jul 6, 2016

  My water that comes out of the front of the fridge started to work again spontaneously and I am not ruling out divine intervention.

• Michael's a cool person https://twitter.com/michaelbshane/st... Jul 6, 2016

  Michael's a cool person https://twitter.

• All this ham sandwich stuff has led to a lot of sub tweets. Jul 6, 2016

  All this ham sandwich stuff has led to a lot of sub tweets.

• View from Lebanon: Because of low-latency piracy, Game of... Jul 6, 2016

  View from Lebanon: Because of low-latency piracy, Game of Thrones is a global media event—more like a soccer game. https://trackchanges.

• Yammer beer pong is like Facebook beer pong without the... Jul 6, 2016

  Yammer beer pong is like Facebook beer pong without the beer.

• do you know how to access your voice mail Jul 5, 2016
• Still no word if they got a lotta automatic booty... Jul 5, 2016

  Still no word if they got a lotta automatic booty applications and a CPU maxed out sensation https://twitter.

• I get so sad when PR people write and their emails are... Jul 5, 2016

  I get so sad when PR people write and their emails are listed as Lastname, Firstname.

• goth casual fridays http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-3479701... Jul 5, 2016

  goth casual fridays http://www. bbc.

• (1) new portishead; (2) tribute to jo cox; (3) cover abba's... Jul 5, 2016

  (1) new portishead; (2) tribute to jo cox; (3) cover abba's SOS; (4) everyone has been ripping off portishead https://www. youtube.

• On our podcast we learned that @fimoculous once had to... Jul 5, 2016

  On our podcast we learned that @fimoculous once had to re-enact the burning of his apartment on national TV https://medium.

• I wonder if priests ever go, "I love you man" to each other... Jul 5, 2016

  I wonder if priests ever go, "I love you man" to each other and follow it up with "no ecce.

• The central irony of my life is that I can't deny that it... Jul 5, 2016

  The central irony of my life is that I can't deny that it looks more fun to be in Coldplay than to say shitty things online about Coldplay.

• I love the humanities but why the hell does everyone need... Jul 5, 2016

  I love the humanities but why the hell does everyone need to go in for this horrible argument http://nyti.

• Man if you could figure out how to turn child sobs into... Jul 5, 2016

  Man if you could figure out how to turn child sobs into electricity the first day of day camp could power the eastern seaboard.

• Everyone clean their place and read a challenging book like... Jul 4, 2016

  Everyone clean their place and read a challenging book like they were planning to on Friday?

• just regular ol' searches in the *.mil domains Jul 4, 2016

  @bravebriankim just regular ol' searches in the *.

• here's a picture from a military powerpoint that i... Jul 4, 2016

  here's a picture from a military powerpoint that i downloaded tonight, no caption or explanation, chill dudes hangin https://twitter.

• This NT vs OS/2 video is (long &amp;) brutal—a shy MSFT... Jul 4, 2016

  This NT vs OS/2 video is (long &amp;amp;) brutal—a shy MSFT nerd followed by a skilled IBM pitchman https://www. youtube.

• Rex Sorgatz—the other side of Fate Jul 4, 2016

  Has the internet changed everything? This week Rich and Paul talk to writer and media strategist Rex Sorgatz, who wrote recently about returning to his small North Dakota hometown to see how (or if!

• vox is just a game with one verb, EXPLAIN Jul 4, 2016
• Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhn Ceeeeeeena https://twitter.com/johncena/st... Jul 4, 2016

  Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhn Ceeeeeeena https://twitter.

• "A report" (later down they mention source)... Jul 4, 2016

  "A report" (later down they mention source) https://twitter.

• How can I listen to both sides when just listening to my... Jul 4, 2016

  How can I listen to both sides when just listening to my own side is a nightmare? I mean, I can barely tolerate MY OWN opinions.

• Are there any songs about monster trucks asking for a son Jul 4, 2016
• Oh my god tell me where to write letters... Jul 4, 2016

  Oh my god tell me where to write letters http://www. govtech.

• I am on antibiotics and got confused when the pre-fireworks... Jul 4, 2016

  I am on antibiotics and got confused when the pre-fireworks went off at 2am and thought someone was on our 4th fl balcony tapping the glass.

• FREEDOM PORCH IS A GO https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/st... Jul 2, 2016

  FREEDOM PORCH IS A GO https://twitter.

• guys come on if obama eats an eighth almond that's the... Jul 2, 2016
• okay wait what if twitter made you keep your ratio high and... Jul 2, 2016
• These aren't as much fun any more.... Jul 2, 2016

  These aren't as much fun any more. https://twitter.

• Finally an interesting faculty meeting.... Jul 2, 2016

  Finally an interesting faculty meeting. https://twitter.

• I love this project. https://twitter.com/webrecorder_io/stat... Jul 2, 2016

  I love this project. https://twitter.

• Inbox 0, Ennui 1 Jul 1, 2016
• “I don’t react well when my honesty is questioned,” said... Jul 1, 2016

  “I don’t react well when my honesty is questioned,” said judge who jailed reporter who requested records. http://www.

• can everybody just chill out https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jul 1, 2016

  can everybody just chill out https://twitter.

• Here's an essential video to help you have a happy, healthy... Jul 1, 2016

  Here's an essential video to help you have a happy, healthy 4th of July. Stay safe, America!

• https://medium.com/@bobbie/you-wouldnt-guess-but-i-was-homel... Jul 1, 2016

  @bobbie /you-wouldnt-guess-but-i-was-homeless-once-23d361fbae86#. 4tcam44uv" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• are you saying that when it comes to sandwiches you've got... Jul 1, 2016
• also a crime Jul 1, 2016
• I retract What Is Code, there is no code, I made up... Jun 30, 2016

  I retract What Is Code, there is no code, I made up JavaScript to meet my deadline.

• Holy shit Frank Sinatra actually just had bad allergies. Jun 30, 2016

  Holy shit Frank Sinatra actually just had bad allergies.

• Prediction: Donald Trump will name Insane Clown Posse as... Jun 30, 2016

  Prediction: Donald Trump will name Insane Clown Posse as his vice-presidential running mate.

• Friday Links: Product Edition Jun 30, 2016

  Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .

• i love the art on this https://twitter.com/svaixd/status/748... Jun 30, 2016

  i love the art on this https://twitter.

• you can join the conversation in utah by calling 1 800 826... Jun 30, 2016
• i'm going to be on public radio access utah starting now... Jun 30, 2016

  i'm going to be on public radio access utah starting now for an hour if you're in logan, ogden, slc, wasatch county, etc.

• ohhhhhh shit https://creativemarket.com/blog/2016/06/29/lisa... Jun 30, 2016

  ohhhhhh shit https://creativemarket.

• you go to eat your dogfood but there is no dogfood and you... Jun 30, 2016
• oh god we have to fall back to skype Jun 30, 2016
• google calendar is down and i hope they do a post mortem... Jun 30, 2016
• I'm touched. Thank you! Jun 30, 2016

  @kirschsubjudice I'm touched. Thank you!

• still hanging in there--we are trying a cortisone shot now.... Jun 30, 2016

  @kirschsubjudice still hanging in there--we are trying a cortisone shot now. Day at a time.

• Offworlders Jun 30, 2016
• I know that Trump is bad, but this culture needs to wake up... Jun 30, 2016

  I know that Trump is bad, but this culture needs to wake up and remember men with $7 million in assets and 6,000 tentacles instead of arms.

• This guy thinks Trump is running against Oberlin class of... Jun 30, 2016

  This guy thinks Trump is running against Oberlin class of 2019 https://www. washingtonpost.

• My kids are so into this rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Jun 29, 2016

  My kids are so into this rn https://twitter.

• Okay. At @PostlightAgency we're looking for URM engineers,... Jun 29, 2016

  Okay. At @PostlightAgency we're looking for URM engineers, prod.

• Youth is wasted on the singer-songwriters. Jun 29, 2016

  Youth is wasted on the singer-songwriters.

• That said I love how it's covered as a media story. Bad... Jun 29, 2016

  That said I love how it's covered as a media story. Bad days for publishing!

• I admire Facebook for reducing the amount of 3rd-party news... Jun 29, 2016

  I admire Facebook for reducing the amount of 3rd-party news in feeds. It's more important for users to hate their families than the world.

• Ulgh look at this stupid king touching some pillar wearing... Jun 29, 2016

  Ulgh look at this stupid king touching some pillar wearing one red sock https://trackchanges. postlight.

• We changed the newsletter up today and published... Jun 29, 2016

  We changed the newsletter up today and published @Jo_Livingstone 's brief guide to beautiful medieval archives https://medium. com/track-changes/middle-pages-fa03e57e4766#.

• Every single element on this page clearly indicates that... Jun 29, 2016

  Every single element on this page clearly indicates that you should not read this. And yet many did.

• Oh yeah that's the stuff https://eager.io/blog/the-languages... Jun 29, 2016

  Oh yeah that's the stuff https://eager.

• Guest Post: Middle Pages, by Josephine Livingstone Jun 28, 2016

  Guest Post: Middle Pages, by Josephine Livingstone One of the great things about having a corporate newsletter is that you can write whatever the hell you want. You’re editor, publisher, and sponsor.

• This looks shopped https://twitter.com/ambermac/status/74786... Jun 28, 2016

  This looks shopped https://twitter.

• jeesh hope you put the dot after the FQDN in the right... Jun 28, 2016

  @tomskee @CodyBrown jeesh hope you put the dot after the FQDN in the right place in the web interface for the registrar!

• i made the right choice Jun 28, 2016
• also can you imagine how happy booz allen and mckinsey are... Jun 28, 2016
• i made this infinite looping gif and i keep watching it and... Jun 28, 2016

  i made this infinite looping gif and i keep watching it and getting angrier https://twitter.

• a lot of my retweet content is @patbits just shouting him... Jun 28, 2016
• ullllllllllllgh https://twitter.com/Tyrangiel/status/7478140... Jun 28, 2016

  ullllllllllllgh https://twitter.

• I wonder if Johnny ever came around on jazz. Jun 28, 2016

  I wonder if Johnny ever came around on jazz.

• Once Northern Ireland secedes and Scotland declares... Jun 28, 2016

  Once Northern Ireland secedes and Scotland declares independence the UK needs a new name and I would like to suggest Brexico.

• prosperworks zero Jun 28, 2016
• the only metric I measure is friendship Jun 28, 2016
• I'm really worried that somewhere a production company is... Jun 28, 2016

  I'm really worried that somewhere a production company is planning a reality TV series called The Wokest Bae.

• here's yer podcast it's a discussion about the way facebook... Jun 28, 2016

  here's yer podcast it's a discussion about the way facebook mutes video it's called THE SILENCE OF THE CAMS https://soundcloud.

• Rich and I discussed Facebook's muted video on the podcast... Jun 28, 2016

  Rich and I discussed Facebook's muted video on the podcast “Podcast #19 : The Silence of the Cams” https://trackchanges. postlight.

• i'm known to them Jun 27, 2016
• I'm FINE with this bird's testimony being used in a murder... Jun 27, 2016

  I'm FINE with this bird's testimony being used in a murder case as long as he takes a pollygraph test. https://twitter.

• Parrot may testify in murder case (“Don't shoot!”)... Jun 27, 2016

  Parrot may testify in murder case (“Don't shoot! ”) https://www.

• The Silence of the Cams Jun 27, 2016
• Podcast #19: The Silence of the Cams Jun 27, 2016

  Podcast #19: The Silence of the Cams Who will hear the brands when Facebook mutes their videos? Your silent Facebook feed: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk about how video has taken over Facebook — and about how, according to Digiday , 85% of those videos are viewed silently.

• If you make a kids' TV show make the name as annoying as... Jun 27, 2016

  If you make a kids' TV show make the name as annoying as possible so that children screaming it repeatedly forces parents to cave.

• Suki Kim is an investigative reporter!... Jun 27, 2016

  Suki Kim is an investigative reporter! https://newrepublic.

• people are all “ewww shipping means something different... Jun 27, 2016
• today in the newsletter I wrote about risks-digest, which I... Jun 27, 2016

  today in the newsletter I wrote about risks-digest, which I love https://medium. com/track-changes/risks-digested-81220d9d4f1d#.

• there's a precedent http://www.mirrorproject.com/ Jun 27, 2016

  @h0ke there's a precedent http://www. mirrorproject.

• Proposal: Twitter Classic™ is a new product that only lets... Jun 27, 2016

  Proposal: Twitter Classic™ is a new product that only lets you complain about food, weather, and bad customer service.

• It's Monday morning and brands will need to start engaging... Jun 27, 2016

  It's Monday morning and brands will need to start engaging with the Brexit. Don't blame them.

• “We’re just children grabbing shit and throwing it against... Jun 27, 2016

  “We’re just children grabbing shit and throwing it against the wall. ” https://twitter.

• Americans are animals Jun 26, 2016
• I don't have the cable and it's pretty amazing to watch... Jun 26, 2016

  I don't have the cable and it's pretty amazing to watch countless people collectively enter a fairy tale kingdom created by a man in a vest.

• this game was called SAVE THE WHALES but I would of called... Jun 26, 2016

  this game was called SAVE THE WHALES but I would of called it QUIT YER BLUBBERIN' https://twitter.

• Guys if you're writing about LaCroix's market penetration... Jun 26, 2016

  Guys if you're writing about LaCroix's market penetration might I suggest the headline “The Seltzer Bubble,” you're welcome.

• “Kitty will probably die at the doctor's on Wednesday,” is... Jun 26, 2016

  “Kitty will probably die at the doctor's on Wednesday,” is something we got to tell the four-year-old twins today. They had questions!

• Risks, Digested Jun 26, 2016

  Risks, Digested Everything is fine. Don’t look at the earth.

• Cutting Ship Risk Jun 26, 2016

  The most monosyllabic way to summarize the job of software product management is: “cut ship risk.” Software projects all start as golden towers of dreams ...

• jesus BBC just say you don't want to go out with me... Jun 26, 2016

  jesus BBC just say you don't want to go out with me https://twitter.

• the one where he does all the demos Jun 25, 2016
• After six months of relentless slog, figuring I would never... Jun 25, 2016

  After six months of relentless slog, figuring I would never be done, I finally finished watching the Steve Jobs movie.

• Just…curious. Interested. Jun 25, 2016

  Just…curious. Interested.

• i'm afraid to click https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/746687... Jun 25, 2016

  i'm afraid to click https://twitter.

• Being in your 40s involves a lot of, “Haven't talked in a... Jun 25, 2016

  Being in your 40s involves a lot of, “Haven't talked in a while but heard about your terrible thing. ” “Thanks—your thing sounded bad, too.

• daaaaaaaad http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-secretly-runs-h... Jun 24, 2016

  daaaaaaaad http://www. adweek.

• GUYS WE DID IT https://twitter.com/OurBKSocial/status/746458... Jun 24, 2016

  GUYS WE DID IT https://twitter.

• Please someone, anyone, share the real lesson of today for... Jun 24, 2016

  Please someone, anyone, share the real lesson of today for we are parched for lack of your moist, wise tweets.

• barnes and noble will serve alcohol... Jun 24, 2016

  barnes and noble will serve alcohol http://www. bloomberg.

• Oof. Sometimes I worry that the history book chapter on... Jun 24, 2016

  Oof. Sometimes I worry that the history book chapter on this decade will be called “The Coming Storm.

• i feel that the thick of it prepared me for this day in the... Jun 23, 2016
• Friday Links: Engineering Edition Jun 23, 2016

  Friday Links: Engineering Edition Image by Pretty Vectors/Shutterstock. Here are the five most interesting links this week from our engineering department.

• America is ready for the Texit. Jun 23, 2016

  America is ready for the Texit.

• Important to say: We are doing our best to have an... Jun 23, 2016

  Important to say: We are doing our best to have an inclusive hiring approach that welcomes LGBT folks/PoC/women/ALL. https://twitter.

• you're giving me this nightmare where critics are... Jun 23, 2016
• Listening to the Interstellar soundtrack on the bus makes... Jun 23, 2016
• Sure, @theodoreross is a terrible person. He's also a good... Jun 23, 2016

  Sure, @theodoreross is a terrible person. He's also a good writer and media critic.

• i have to erase a lot more tweets now that i'm a manager Jun 23, 2016
• This web page proves that the British NSA is entirely out... Jun 23, 2016

  This web page proves that the British NSA is entirely out of control. http://www.

• Today in the company newsletter I rounded up my favorite... Jun 23, 2016

  Today in the company newsletter I rounded up my favorite MP3 sources that help you fall asleep: https://trackchanges. postlight.

• one fell down and gave a screech/mama called the doctor and... Jun 23, 2016

  one fell down and gave a screech/mama called the doctor and the doctor preached/give that baby fox a tasty peach https://twitter.

• one thing google figured out with mail is that there is... Jun 23, 2016
• bummed to go to crunchbase and try to download data sets... Jun 23, 2016

  bummed to go to crunchbase and try to download data sets and be constantly rerouted to https://about. crunchbase.

• Has anyone ranked national shames? It's surprisingly tricky. Jun 23, 2016

  Has anyone ranked national shames? It's surprisingly tricky.

• I'm kidding folks, a little media humor, but more seriously... Jun 23, 2016
• Someone needs to write a 40,000 word trend piece about... Jun 23, 2016

  Someone needs to write a 40,000 word trend piece about single story issues. https://twitter.

• Georgia seems cool https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status... Jun 23, 2016

  Georgia seems cool https://twitter.

• snowflakes in hell https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/statu... Jun 23, 2016

  snowflakes in hell https://twitter.

• i love america until people start calling in to c-span Jun 22, 2016
• The official Twitter style guide is called Drunk &amp;... Jun 22, 2016
• Lady: "I wish there were some book that helped me write... Jun 22, 2016
• Gotta break some eggs to make that ARPU omelette... Jun 22, 2016

  Gotta break some eggs to make that ARPU omelette https://twitter.

• Apps you don't open get sad and die of loneliness. This... Jun 22, 2016

  Apps you don't open get sad and die of loneliness. This message brought to you by brands.

• The world’s best sleepy-time media Jun 22, 2016

  The world’s best sleepy-time media In 2016 it is a normal thing to go to bed with earphones in your ears and your phone playing something soothing. Washes of noise are never far away—for example, you can listen to crashing waves on Spotify (that track I just linked has nearly 14 million listens).

• This is both really smart AND solid trolling... Jun 22, 2016

  This is both really smart AND solid trolling @loorinm /coding-is-over-6d653abe8da8#. nyuwxwdpg" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Poor David Duchovny https://twitter.com/sai/status/74575622... Jun 22, 2016

  Poor David Duchovny https://twitter.

• it's not nothing! Jun 22, 2016

  @rustyk5 @djacobs @nzle it's not nothing!

• this is a fantastic thread https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/... Jun 22, 2016

  this is a fantastic thread https://twitter.

• i wrote this a while ago before the big decentralization... Jun 22, 2016

  i wrote this a while ago before the big decentralization conference which i'm bummed i missed https://newrepublic.

• f/m/tronc Jun 22, 2016
• outsourcing https://twitter.com/tomhanlon/status/74558908564... Jun 22, 2016

  outsourcing https://twitter.

• Cannes looks fun. https://twitter.com/cindygallop/status/745... Jun 22, 2016

  Cannes looks fun. https://twitter.

• "I miss my beard tailor." https://twitter.com/digiday/status... Jun 22, 2016

  "I miss my beard tailor. " https://twitter.

• this is one of the best amy faces so far... Jun 21, 2016

  this is one of the best amy faces so far https://twitter.

• still like this video a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... Jun 21, 2016

  still like this video a lot https://www. youtube.

• Reboot the World Jun 21, 2016
• the guy has lots of different colors of balloons if you... Jun 21, 2016
• what I wanted to paste was https://vine.co/v/eIXejbQ2utM Jun 21, 2016

  @droob @joshmillard what I wanted to paste was https://vine.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kk7Lrk8-B0 Jun 21, 2016

  @droob https://www. youtube.

• i'm so glad i can be part of this! Jun 21, 2016

  @machikoyasuda @page88 i'm so glad i can be part of this!

• Ramadan Mubarak! https://twitter.com/tintinnytins/status/438... Jun 21, 2016

  Ramadan Mubarak! https://twitter.

• is this a metaphor for the technology industry you tell me... Jun 21, 2016

  is this a metaphor for the technology industry you tell me https://soundcloud. com/postlighttrackchanges/virginia-heffernan-magic-loss https://twitter.

• you want to hear a podcast like you never heard before then... Jun 21, 2016

  you want to hear a podcast like you never heard before then listen to @richziade and me interview @page88 RIGHT NOW https://soundcloud.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/745079655401656320/photo/1 Jun 20, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Podcast #18: Virginia Heffernan — Magic, Loss, and Mercy-killing Horses Jun 20, 2016

  Podcast #18: Virginia Heffernan — Magic, Loss, and Mercy-killing Horses Aesthetics and digital technology: this week Paul and Rich talk to writer Virginia Heffernan about her new book, Magic and Loss: The Internet as Art . The conversation covers Buddhism, Angry Birds (my babies ), The 4-Hour Workweek , nuclear war, ancient philosophy, Bay Ridge, and wild horses.

• Virginia Heffernan—Magic, Loss, and Mercy Killing Horses Jun 20, 2016

  Aesthetics and digital technology: this week Paul and Rich talk to writer Virginia Heffernan about her new book, Magic and Loss: The Internet as Art. The conversation covers Buddhism, Angry Birds, The 4-Hour Workweek, nuclear war, ancient philosophy, Bay Ridge, and wild horses.

• i like jargon and bookmark jargon things... Jun 20, 2016

  i like jargon and bookmark jargon things https://trackchanges. postlight.

• they'll call it shitcoin https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5... Jun 20, 2016

  they'll call it shitcoin https://twitter.

• You know what always beats the blockchain? The jockchain. Jun 20, 2016

  You know what always beats the blockchain? The jockchain.

• Attn @thisisaaronland https://twitter.com/twitter/status/744... Jun 20, 2016

  Attn @thisisaaronland https://twitter.

• Who will drive the bumper cars https://twitter.com/sultanalq... Jun 20, 2016

  Who will drive the bumper cars https://twitter.

• hmm http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/03/magazine/what-happened... Jun 20, 2016

  hmm http://www. nytimes.

• all whitespace should be criminalized Jun 19, 2016
• python is the ultimate programming language for learning... Jun 19, 2016
• i have completed my part of the bargain please release my... Jun 19, 2016

  i have completed my part of the bargain please release my children https://twitter.

• First ever Wawa closes down; nearby replacement “Super... Jun 19, 2016

  First ever Wawa closes down; nearby replacement “Super Wawa” features “selfie station. ” http://www.

• Some Useful-ish Internet-ish Glossaries Jun 19, 2016

  Some Useful-ish Internet-ish Glossaries By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight Image by aekikuis /Shutterstock I’ve always found that when you get thrown into a new situation that glossaries and dictionaries are useful tools. Most things aren’t that hard to understand if you know the words.

• This is the PM Dawn eulogy I wanted.... Jun 19, 2016

  This is the PM Dawn eulogy I wanted. https://twitter.

• If the name of your band has an exclamation point I will... Jun 18, 2016

  If the name of your band has an exclamation point I will expect you to work twice as hard as other bands.

• We didn’t go the last four years—it was fun to see. Jun 18, 2016

  We didn’t go the last four years—it was fun to see. It doesn’t change at all, really.

• “Pattern” by Paul Ford https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/pa... Jun 18, 2016

  “Pattern” by Paul Ford https://medium. com/fords-sensorium/pattern-cf145f341efd?

• These are amazing https://twitter.com/nsylianteng/status/743... Jun 18, 2016

  These are amazing https://twitter.

• i'm on the slate money podcast w @felixsalmon... Jun 18, 2016

  i'm on the slate money podcast w @felixsalmon @mathbabedotorg @JHWeissmann as if i understand money http://www. slate.

• god remember when we thought gigapuddings were HUGE [looks... Jun 18, 2016
• you know who was cool af was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E... Jun 18, 2016

  you know who was cool af was https://en. wikipedia.

• You ever think back on people who were really PERPLEXING a... Jun 18, 2016

  You ever think back on people who were really PERPLEXING a decade or more ago and suddenly realize, “Oh, they were just terrible people! ”?

• DJ Earworm - Summermash '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... Jun 17, 2016

  DJ Earworm - Summermash '16 https://www. youtube.

• Pattern Jun 17, 2016

  Pattern This afternoon I was coming back from the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island. Near my apartment building I saw two people helping an old lady who fell down in the street.

• primo design links in the newsletter 2day... Jun 17, 2016

  primo design links in the newsletter 2day https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Friday Links: Design Edition Jun 16, 2016

  Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the five most interesting links this week from the Postlight Design team’s chat logs. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .

• “Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.)... Jun 16, 2016

  “Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair. ) http://buff.

• “Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.)... Jun 16, 2016

  “Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair. ) http://observer.

• whoa this is cool https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/74347... Jun 16, 2016

  whoa this is cool https://twitter.

• Zoiks http://gizmodo.com/heres-what-happened-to-all-of-maris... Jun 16, 2016

  Zoiks http://gizmodo.

• Strong summer night endorsement for Seagram's Escape... Jun 15, 2016

  Strong summer night endorsement for Seagram's Escape Jamaican Me Happy lemon/strawberry/guava malt beverage Kelly Rowland Signature Flavor.

• i wonder how many people who were #nodads are #nowdads Jun 15, 2016
• We are watching a marshmallow cookie factory video and the... Jun 15, 2016

  We are watching a marshmallow cookie factory video and the company has refused to provide chocolate ingredients like it's the freaking NSA.

• fair Jun 15, 2016
• I think this is the right angle on this story.... Jun 15, 2016

  I think this is the right angle on this story. https://twitter.

• I was a guest today at a Columbia class &amp; we watched... Jun 15, 2016

  I was a guest today at a Columbia class &amp;amp; we watched “Page One" and then I felt obligated to explain that all those people are exhausting.

• wow you remember Jun 15, 2016
• We made @ginatrapani L I F E H A C K... Jun 15, 2016

  We made @ginatrapani L I F E H A C K https://trackchanges. postlight.

• i love stock art https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/743052... Jun 15, 2016

  i love stock art https://twitter.

• Gina Trapani on the software we use every day at Postlight Jun 14, 2016

  Gina Trapani on the software we use every day at Postlight Image by Iconic Bestiary . When we hired Gina Trapani as a Director of Engineering at Postlight we knew, of course, that she’d founded Lifehacker many years ago.

• Our Uber driver loves driving sex workers to great NYC... Jun 14, 2016

  Our Uber driver loves driving sex workers to great NYC hotels because they tip so well, the Dark Enlightenment is now.

• they have a JOB LEOPARD with 80 YEARS experience... Jun 14, 2016

  they have a JOB LEOPARD with 80 YEARS experience https://twitter.

• we just went to PS kindergarten orientation. the kids speak... Jun 14, 2016

  we just went to PS kindergarten orientation. the kids speak 32 languages.

• one of my favorite things in so long is this (NSFW) comic... Jun 14, 2016

  one of my favorite things in so long is this (NSFW) comic by Gina Wynbrandt https://electricliterature. com/each-bite-is-edging-me-towards-climax-read-a-bawdy-new-comic-from-gina-wynbrandt-c7728d1383da#.

• whoa @ElectricLit is all on @medium and it's... Jun 14, 2016

  whoa @ElectricLit is all on @medium and it's @reallynicelookingandfeatureslotsofgreatwriting so @thats__very__cool https://electricliterature.

• Paul and Rich Exchange Frank Views Jun 13, 2016
• Podcast #17: Paul and Rich Exchange Frank Views Jun 13, 2016

  Podcast #17: Paul and Rich Exchange Frank Views This week Paul and Rich set out to ostensibly talk about the ongoing saga of Gawker vs Hulk Hogan and Peter Thiel (recorded just days before the Gawker bankruptcy announcement ). Instead, they find themselves debating about the ethics of media and business, free-market capitalism, surge pricing, universal basic income, the ethos of the Valley — and Rich promises Paul that he will never read The Fountainhead .

• that's not you that's twitter Jun 13, 2016
• hehehehe i like sam Jun 13, 2016
• Cool @theintercept is branching out from writers who ARE in... Jun 13, 2016

  Cool @theintercept is branching out from writers who ARE in federal prison to ones that SHOULD BE in federal prison. https://twitter.

• here it is, the connection of sharepoint and linkedin. on... Jun 13, 2016

  here it is, the connection of sharepoint and linkedin. on the roadmap.

• Ittttttt's happpening https://ncmedia.azureedge.net/ncmedia/... Jun 13, 2016

  Ittttttt's happpening https://ncmedia. azureedge.

• oh my god i'm trying to publish an article using linkedin's... Jun 13, 2016
• Congrats to @ginatrapani &amp; @anildash for their amazing... Jun 13, 2016

  Congrats to @ginatrapani &amp;amp; @anildash for their amazing work over the last few years on (dearly departing) @ThinkUp . @anildash /the-end-of-thinkup-e600bc46cc56#.

• according to our head of engineering, this is everything... Jun 13, 2016

  @uzochiapa according to our head of engineering, this is everything that you need: https://www. freecodecamp.

• I had to write about the LinkedIn thing, I had no choice.... Jun 13, 2016

  I had to write about the LinkedIn thing, I had no choice. https://medium.

• I…agree! I can definitely see that the current problems are the artifacts of some pretty big… Jun 12, 2016

  I…agree! I can definitely see that the current problems are the artifacts of some pretty big structural issues around product management.

• 9 Things Microsoft Could Do With LinkedIn Jun 12, 2016

  9 Things Microsoft Could Do With LinkedIn By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight LinkedIn Image (c) Asif Islam/Shutterstock//Microsoft Image (c) Pabkov / Shutterstoc k Microsoft Corp. said it will buy LinkedIn Corp.

• 9 Things Microsoft Could Do With LinkedIn Jun 12, 2016

  Microsoft Corp. said it will buy LinkedIn Corp. in a deal valued at $26.2 billion, giving the world’s biggest software provider access to a virtual ...

• There's a fund for the Pulse community in Orlando. I gave... Jun 12, 2016

  There's a fund for the Pulse community in Orlando. I gave some money.

• werner herzog describes your tweets... Jun 11, 2016

  werner herzog describes your tweets https://youtu. be/-PAsYkrEwjM?

• This explanation of how chips are made is really good... Jun 11, 2016

  This explanation of how chips are made is really good "Here's how Intel makes a chip the size of a postage stamp" http://bloom.

• This tiger's face. https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/741696... Jun 11, 2016

  This tiger's face. https://twitter.

• Congratulations to @maureenflaherty who after months of... Jun 10, 2016

  Congratulations to @maureenflaherty who after months of painful nightly sessions is now 100% Gilmore-free.

• Heavenly Father please release me from the temptation to... Jun 10, 2016

  Heavenly Father please release me from the temptation to click things that are so clearly not part of your plan. https://twitter.

• A typical field of view is only 60 degrees and that leaves... Jun 10, 2016

  A typical field of view is only 60 degrees and that leaves 300 degrees. I hope this puts things in perspective.

• https://player.vimeo.com/video/169599296 Jun 10, 2016

  https://player. vimeo.

• Are you a WONTFIX or are you a WILLFIX? Jun 10, 2016

  Are you a WONTFIX or are you a WILLFIX?

• LM whoever you are, you're the best. (Via an awl newsletter... Jun 10, 2016

  LM whoever you are, you're the best. (Via an awl newsletter roundup of things that help.

• But what would the lawyers do? https://twitter.com/matt_levi... Jun 10, 2016

  But what would the lawyers do? https://twitter.

• til that poolside.fm has a mac app !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ty... Jun 10, 2016

  til that poolside. fm has a mac app !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• it was basically great Jun 9, 2016
• Friday Links: Product edition Jun 9, 2016

  Friday Links: Product edition Postlight is now paying a subscription fee for stock art! Comin’ up in the world!

• https://backchannel.com/who-are-the-real-life-models-of-sili... Jun 9, 2016

  https://backchannel. com/who-are-the-real-life-models-of-silicon-valley-characters-we-have-them-3507bc890d9a#.

• SIL is proof that technology and religion can get along.... Jun 9, 2016

  SIL is proof that technology and religion can get along. https://twitter.

• oh my god look at this beautiful issue of businessweek... Jun 9, 2016

  oh my god look at this beautiful issue of businessweek http://www. bloomberg.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740941217177997312/photo/1 Jun 9, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740940902806458368/video/1 Jun 9, 2016

  https://twitter.

• the name of the newsletter is track changes and we're... Jun 9, 2016

  the name of the newsletter is track changes and we're tracking open source geo cuz it's CHANGIN https://trackchanges. postlight.

• here you go this'll give you mixed emotions... Jun 9, 2016

  here you go this'll give you mixed emotions http://www. nytimes.

• I wonder what life will be like after Slack buys Twitter. Jun 9, 2016

  I wonder what life will be like after Slack buys Twitter.

• Just another quality episode of Paul on the mostly-empty... Jun 9, 2016

  Just another quality episode of Paul on the mostly-empty bus listening to his music headed to work. https://twitter.

• I love how when Tegan and Sara sing you can hear how the... Jun 9, 2016

  I love how when Tegan and Sara sing you can hear how the lyrics are punctuated.

• Wow one Kinks song on a playlist can turn your commute into... Jun 9, 2016

  Wow one Kinks song on a playlist can turn your commute into a dollhouse-sized celebration of life's more (and less) pleasurable ironies.

• Open-source geo is really something right now Jun 8, 2016

  Open-source geo is really something right now In March a helpful Internet person named Michal Migurski tweeted : Want to help @openaddr derive a parcel dataset for the US? I know of funding for a quick development project.

• Open-source Geo Is Really Something Right Now Jun 8, 2016

  In March a helpful Internet person named Michal Migurski tweeted: Want to help @openaddr derive a parcel dataset for the US? I know of funding for a quick ...

• FINALLY https://twitter.com/grorgwork/status/740357104184098... Jun 8, 2016

  FINALLY https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740560916094308352/photo/1 Jun 8, 2016

  https://twitter.

• this is real now https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740559357... Jun 8, 2016

  this is real now https://twitter.

• *Pinterest voice* my brands https://twitter.com/digiday/stat... Jun 8, 2016

  *Pinterest voice* my brands https://twitter.

• Apparently I also wrote THIS in 1996—I was 21, trying to... Jun 7, 2016

  Apparently I also wrote THIS in 1996—I was 21, trying to conceptualize my first CMS. I want to go back and warn him.

• btw this email was sent from a linux web server running... Jun 7, 2016

  btw this email was sent from a linux web server running kernel 1. 3 that i maintained https://twitter.

• You know a place where good people do world-changing work?... Jun 7, 2016

  You know a place where good people do world-changing work? @ProPublica !

• When I was in college I used to just email the President... Jun 7, 2016

  When I was in college I used to just email the President when things bugged me. https://twitter.

• oh and check out https://results.openaddresses.io/, along... Jun 7, 2016

  oh and check out https://results. openaddresses.

• BTW we jumped on this work because @michalmigurski tweeted... Jun 7, 2016

  BTW we jumped on this work because @michalmigurski tweeted it out. Alert, coiled, ready to strike.

• Happy to help! This is a great writeup, thank you Waldo.... Jun 7, 2016

  Happy to help! This is a great writeup, thank you Waldo.

• What if...I'm the blocker? Jun 7, 2016

  What if... I'm the blocker?

• Compared to more inclusive bread meme communities, this is... Jun 7, 2016

  Compared to more inclusive bread meme communities, this is a starch contrast https://twitter.

• Me when I see you striving and want to help but know you're... Jun 7, 2016

  Me when I see you striving and want to help but know you're going to get there on your own and that's for the best. https://twitter.

• Here's a little game: listen to this song and say what you... Jun 7, 2016

  Here's a little game: listen to this song and say what you think the opening loop says https://open. spotify.

• Khoi is real smart. https://twitter.com/postlightagency/stat... Jun 7, 2016

  Khoi is real smart. https://twitter.

• I'm voting for democracy as a metadelegate. Jun 6, 2016

  I'm voting for democracy as a metadelegate.

• Also should note @NewCo is a great client; definitely... Jun 6, 2016

  Also should note @NewCo is a great client; definitely client with them. https://twitter.

• Khoi Vinh—from Subtraction to Adobe Jun 6, 2016

  Design and spotting talent from The New York Times to Adobe: this week Paul and Rich sit down with designer Khoi Vinh, who is currently the director of product design for mobile at Adobe. They trace his career from his early agency in New York to his years as design director of newyorktimes.

• Podcast #16: Khoi Vinh—From Subtraction to Adobe Jun 6, 2016

  Podcast #16: Khoi Vinh—From Subtraction to Adobe Khoi! Paul Ford and Rich Ziade sit down with designer Khoi Vinh , who is currently the director of product design for mobile at Adobe.

• I need a chat app where I can just complain vociferously... Jun 6, 2016

  I need a chat app where I can just complain vociferously about allergies for 5 minutes a day and then it cuts me off. I'd call it Sniffl.

• We made it! @darrellhanley too!... Jun 6, 2016

  We made it! @darrellhanley too!

• wow this new msft product is like trello... Jun 6, 2016

  wow this new msft product is like trello https://www. youtube.

• “The advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically... Jun 6, 2016

  “The advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically attracted to its own death. ” https://trackchanges.

• i'm spending all morning learning about Jimma i gotta get... Jun 6, 2016
• newwwwwwwwwwsletter https://trackchanges.postlight.com/are-y... Jun 6, 2016

  newwwwwwwwwwsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Things really do tend to work themselves out if you work... Jun 6, 2016

  Things really do tend to work themselves out if you work obsessively towards making things work themselves out.

• If you publish and want to mess with AMP but spend NO MONEY... Jun 6, 2016

  If you publish and want to mess with AMP but spend NO MONEY OR TIME check out https://mercury. postlight.

• “ROOTS: It Was Never About Slavery” by @DrBFPalmer... Jun 6, 2016

  “ROOTS: It Was Never About Slavery” by @DrBFPalmer https://hdp. press/roots-what-it-meant-to-me-as-a-black-boy-687296afd0a3?

• Are You My Digital Product Studio? Jun 5, 2016

  Like any liberal art prone to budget cuts, the advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically attracted to its own death. So there’s lots of juicy ...

• Are you my digital product studio? Jun 5, 2016

  Are you my digital product studio? Wikimedia Commons photograph of a restaurant in Jimma, Ethiopia .

• I need to level up my content game. Which stock photo... Jun 5, 2016

  I need to level up my content game. Which stock photo service should I use?

• I just had my first dream where I'm selling product... Jun 5, 2016

  I just had my first dream where I'm selling product development services to corporate leadership.

• typical startup onboarding https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Jun 4, 2016

  typical startup onboarding https://twitter.

• these are strong. Tamb Dussie Michetta Devonnie Doace Dollia... Jun 4, 2016

  these are strong. Tamb Dussie Michetta Devonnie Doace Dollia Sisand Groand Nonette Carianne Conrina Dyver Leoia https://twitter.

• This describes the exact macro-reality we're living in at... Jun 4, 2016

  This describes the exact macro-reality we're living in at @PostlightAgency http://blog. marvelapp.

• That's wonderful to hear. Thank you very much. Jun 3, 2016

  @Maria_is_Here__ That's wonderful to hear. Thank you very much.

• http://www.themorningnews.org/article/just-like-heaven Jun 3, 2016

  @Maria_is_Here__ http://www. themorningnews.

• Friday Links: Engineering Edition Jun 2, 2016

  Friday Links: Engineering Edition Why is the pentagram upside down? Is graph theory…evil?

• “Our rebranding to tronc represents the manner in which we... Jun 2, 2016

  “Our rebranding to tronc represents the manner in which we will pool our technology and content resources to execute on our strategy.

• that NSA guide to the web? it's not crazy, it's actually... Jun 2, 2016

  that NSA guide to the web? it's not crazy, it's actually great https://trackchanges.

• This is how I exercise my influence.... Jun 2, 2016

  This is how I exercise my influence. https://twitter.

• We deserve Trump. https://twitter.com/john_overholt/status/7... Jun 2, 2016

  We deserve Trump. https://twitter.

• "K" + [two or three vowels] + [one or two two softish... Jun 2, 2016

  "K" + [two or three vowels] + [one or two two softish consonants] + "a" is a basic pattern for female pop star names .

• If you are in NYC and need a space or room for your open... Jun 2, 2016

  If you are in NYC and need a space or room for your open source project to meet up, or for your nerdy community group, always DM.

• hyperdev is a cool minimal web dev env... Jun 1, 2016

  hyperdev is a cool minimal web dev env http://www. joelonsoftware.

• The Whole Spy’s Guide to the Internet Jun 1, 2016

  The Whole Spy’s Guide to the Internet Muckrock requested, via a Freedom of Information act request , a copy of a book called Untangling the Web: A Guide to Internet Research , the author of which is, um, Name Redacted — because the book, at 600+ pages, was written for the use of the United States National Security Agency. Muckrock is kind of down on this guide, which came out in 2007.

• via http://mlkshk.com/p/18Q5T https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Jun 1, 2016

  via http://mlkshk. com/p/18Q5T https://twitter.

• My son just told me that Tetris is called “If you get it in... Jun 1, 2016

  My son just told me that Tetris is called “If you get it in the right place. Then.

• Leah Finnegan is the only funny, talented person in the... Jun 1, 2016

  Leah Finnegan is the only funny, talented person in the entire media industry. https://longform.

• Man Facebook sure gets itself into some shit. Jun 1, 2016

  Man Facebook sure gets itself into some shit.

• why does universal basic income give me the willies so bad... May 31, 2016

  why does universal basic income give me the willies so bad like the worst ever willies http://motherboard. vice.

• “hi we are making a list of influential babies should we... May 31, 2016

  “hi we are making a list of influential babies should we put your baby on this list?

• You should, Lindsey is real smart and thoughtful.... May 31, 2016

  You should, Lindsey is real smart and thoughtful. https://twitter.

• Hey who should we get on the @PostlightAgency podcast? It... May 31, 2016

  Hey who should we get on the @PostlightAgency podcast? It could be you!

• We currently don't have a marg plan but maybe we'll rent a... May 31, 2016

  We currently don't have a marg plan but maybe we'll rent a machine? What is optimal marg strat?

• A lot of technology people see the media industry as damage... May 31, 2016

  A lot of technology people see the media industry as damage and try to route around it.

• The only reason I watch Veep is to see this woman make this... May 30, 2016

  The only reason I watch Veep is to see this woman make this face. https://twitter.

• Podcast #15: Q&amp;A May 30, 2016

  Podcast #15: Q&amp;A Photo by Flickr user emagic Rich Ziade and Paul Ford answer listener questions and respond to listener comments. Topics discussed include: The abysmal UX of Google’s ad products; Amazon’s strategies for world domination; the digital technologies in today’s elementary schools; and what exactly Spotify’s Discover Weekly thinks of Paul and Rich.

• Q&amp;A May 30, 2016

  Google’s UX, tech in the classroom, and Spotify’s algorithms: this week Rich and Paul answer a host of listener questions and comments. Topics discussed include the abysmal UX of Google’s ad products, Amazon’s strategies for world domination, the digital technologies in today’s elementary schools, and what exactly Spotify’s Discover Weekly thinks of Paul and Rich.

• Zootopia is an ecological nightmare. Think about the cost... May 27, 2016

  Zootopia is an ecological nightmare. Think about the cost of an artificial snow suburb.

• once i had a food-service job and I served Dr. Heimlich... May 27, 2016

  once i had a food-service job and I served Dr. Heimlich little hot dogs; he didn't choke https://twitter.

• A slightly different Postlight Session on June 9: Come meet... May 27, 2016

  A slightly different Postlight Session on June 9: Come meet Chase Fancher, who quit corporate life to make watches http://www. meetup.

• I'm trying to negotiate with my kids to get them to... May 26, 2016

  I'm trying to negotiate with my kids to get them to freaking go to bed and suddenly I realize why people admired Kissinger.

• Friday Links: Design Edition May 26, 2016

  Friday Links: Design Edition Five links from our ongoing office chat thread on design, as compiled by Chloe Olewitz with snarky edits by Paul Ford. 4 1/Draplin Design Co.

• This is all BANANACAKES. This is bananacakes hot off the... May 26, 2016

  This is all BANANACAKES. This is bananacakes hot off the griddle.

• SHAWN https://twitter.com/soypunk/status/735596254395125760 May 26, 2016

  SHAWN https://twitter.

• i couldn't help myself with the thiel/gawker thing in the... May 26, 2016

  i couldn't help myself with the thiel/gawker thing in the newsletter today https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Part of adulthood is that there are no longer any casual... May 25, 2016

  Part of adulthood is that there are no longer any casual social situations involving an acoustic guitar.

• Automatic for the Sheeple May 25, 2016

  Automatic for the Sheeple By Paul Ford, co-founder, Postlight How to react to a nuclear explosion, from EPA. gov The famed venture capitalist Peter Thiel further sealed his identity as a Silicon Valley supervillain by revealing that, yes, as had been reported, he funded the lawsuit that wrestler Hulk Hogan successfully pursued against media company Gawker.

• Automatic for the Sheeple May 25, 2016

  The famed venture capitalist Peter Thiel further sealed his identity as a Silicon Valley supervillain by revealing that, yes, as had been reported, he ...

• (And other RTL languages!) https://twitter.com/hananc/status... May 25, 2016

  (And other RTL languages! ) https://twitter.

• Sometimes I think is my wallet in my pocket and then I am... May 25, 2016

  Sometimes I think is my wallet in my pocket and then I am very slow about patting my pocket because what if it's not—and it is, and ahhhhh.

• Rather than going to church and tithing every week, what... May 25, 2016

  Rather than going to church and tithing every week, what about a system of microprayments?

• Dear Lord can no more media persons tweet that they don't... May 24, 2016

  Dear Lord can no more media persons tweet that they don't like Gawker, but...

• What's happening? https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/73525203... May 24, 2016

  What's happening? https://twitter.

• For so many years I've been seeking the retweets of others.... May 24, 2016

  For so many years I've been seeking the retweets of others. But over time I've learned that I'm happiest when I retweet myself.

• I love on our podcast when we talk about what people DO.... May 24, 2016

  I love on our podcast when we talk about what people DO. Here we talk with @nataliepo about living an iOS lifestyle https://soundcloud.

• nothing is more satisfying than crinkling a paper bag in... May 24, 2016
• Natalie Podrazik: iOS Developer and User-research Spy May 23, 2016
• Podcast #14: Natalie Podrazik—iOS developer and user-research spy May 23, 2016

  Podcast #14: Natalie Podrazik—iOS developer and user-research spy Photo courtesy Natalie Podrazik Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Natalie Podrazik about, in Paul’s words, “the gestalt of iOS programming. ” Natalie traces her journey from studying comp-sci to backend programming to developing for Apple devices, where the title “engineer” often encompasses design and user experience alongside writing code.

• This is a live picture from outside of Twitter's Department... May 23, 2016

  This is a live picture from outside of Twitter's Department of Cropping and Image Compression. https://twitter.

• Via http://mlkshk.com/p/18M3J https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... May 23, 2016

  Via http://mlkshk. com/p/18M3J https://twitter.

• We all win. https://twitter.com/reuters/status/7346163470831... May 23, 2016

  We all win. https://twitter.

• This is a really great idea—bundle up all your HTTP... May 22, 2016

  This is a really great idea—bundle up all your HTTP “ponies” into a little toolbox herd. https://twitter.

• Here's the code for the Twitter indexing tool I built for... May 22, 2016

  Here's the code for the Twitter indexing tool I built for the @rhizome project w/ @Miranda_July and @StarleeKine . https://github.

• I wonder if there are ever workplace romances at 3d... May 22, 2016

  I wonder if there are ever workplace romances at 3d printing companies and someone sobs, “I wish you'd print yourself a HEART.

• How it feels sometimes. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/73... May 22, 2016

  How it feels sometimes. https://twitter.

• What Giants Can’t See May 22, 2016

  What Giants Can’t See Sculpture, “ Riese ” by Ervin Hervé-Lóránth , 2015, Berlin-Mitte , Germany CC BY-SA 3. 0 The web platform has entered a period of relative stability — HTML5 and similar technologies are here to stay.

• What Giants Can’t See May 22, 2016

  Sculpture, “Riese” by Ervin Hervé-Lóránth, 2015, Berlin-Mitte, Germany CC BY-SA 3.0 The web platform has entered a period of relative stability — HTML5 ...

• Bicentennial reminder that when the colony ships come... May 22, 2016

  Bicentennial reminder that when the colony ships come anyone who tweeted about Hamilton will be forced to stay on burning Earth.

• We decided to watch a movie after the kids went to bed and... May 21, 2016

  We decided to watch a movie after the kids went to bed and are utterly baffled by our choices. We have no idea where to even start.

• https://www.buzzfeed.com/iexplorer/woke-bae-day?utm_term=.qm... May 20, 2016

  https://www. buzzfeed.

• Me w the guy who runs the bagel cart... May 20, 2016

  Me w the guy who runs the bagel cart https://twitter.

• My goal in business is to get to a point where I... May 20, 2016

  My goal in business is to get to a point where I communicate entirely in different nods.

• I like to imagine that the pitch meeting for Vikings was... May 20, 2016

  I like to imagine that the pitch meeting for Vikings was just someone saying: "Vikings.

• Vikings? May 20, 2016

  Vikings?

• New moms make great C programmers because they have tons of... May 20, 2016

  New moms make great C programmers because they have tons of experience with mammary leaks.

• we had our beautiful innocence May 20, 2016
• So last night we had this event and what I think was a real... May 19, 2016

  So last night we had this event and what I think was a real PUA came to the event and kept trying to lead women over to a couch.

• Here's mercury on Hacker News! Seven people have voted for... May 19, 2016

  Here's mercury on Hacker News! Seven people have voted for it!

• Guys the medical research that demonstrated a link between... May 19, 2016

  Guys the medical research that demonstrated a link between having a uterus and being bad at busting ghosts was retracted decades ago.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/733297361187962880/photo/1 May 19, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Imagine a web video player that could identify frequent... May 19, 2016

  Imagine a web video player that could identify frequent buffering failures and pause for a few seconds instead pausing every 1/2 second.

• Thank you @karenmcgrane for coming to @PostlightAgency to... May 19, 2016

  Thank you @karenmcgrane for coming to @PostlightAgency to talk mobile content. She pointed out that most taxonomists suffer from migraines.

• oh whoops i was told you CAN'T ask for votes on P.H. i... May 18, 2016

  oh whoops i was told you CAN'T ask for votes on P. H.

• hi, uzo—i won't be available! i know i owe you an email. May 18, 2016

  @uzochiapa hi, uzo—i won't be available! i know i owe you an email.

• Mercury is a new product from @PostlightAgency that turns... May 18, 2016

  Mercury is a new product from @PostlightAgency that turns any web page into an AMP page for mobile web, for free. http://mercury.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/732962966790885376/photo/1 May 18, 2016

  https://twitter.

• I was just reading Norse mythology wikipedia pages and... May 18, 2016

  I was just reading Norse mythology wikipedia pages and thought, "man, these are metal af. " And then I was like, DUH.

• Also that photo is an opportunity to confirm something... May 18, 2016

  Also that photo is an opportunity to confirm something people have thought may be true: I am a frost giant, a Jötnar, I live in Jötunheimr.

• this is an interesting writeup of a thing upon which i... May 18, 2016

  this is an interesting writeup of a thing upon which i collaborated http://motherboard. vice.

• I hope some day the Birds can forgive. May 18, 2016

  I hope some day the Birds can forgive.

• Meet Mercury, an automatic AMP engine for any website May 17, 2016

  What is the AMP format, and how will it affect publishers? This week Rich and Paul unveil Mercury, Postlight’s new AMP-conversion tool.

• Podcast #13: Introducing Postlight Mercury, an easy, free AMP converter May 17, 2016

  Podcast #13: Introducing Postlight Mercury, an easy, free AMP converter This week Rich and Paul unveil Mercury , Postlight’s new AMP-conversion tool. As they break down Google’s Accelerated Mobile Pages format, they talk about why they built Mercury — and how web publishers can use it.

• If you want to understand what it's like to live in a world... May 17, 2016

  If you want to understand what it's like to live in a world where you don't have access to Google's apps, just pay for Gmail.

• We are basically chill nerds. https://twitter.com/postlighta... May 17, 2016

  We are basically chill nerds. https://twitter.

• Let's see how xhamster this new Google iOS keyboard works. May 17, 2016

  Let's see how xhamster this new Google iOS keyboard works.

• The media industry is weird because there are all these... May 17, 2016

  The media industry is weird because there are all these 100+ year old institutions that make money by predicting the end of the world.

• (It is interesting to read this in the context of Bret... May 17, 2016

  (It is interesting to read this in the context of Bret Victor's work on ceeating smarter energy platforms. ) https://twitter.

• This is cool. It is from a person who has been seeing the... May 17, 2016

  This is cool. It is from a person who has been seeing the future up close for about 40 years.

• Two quick advertisements + something about demos May 16, 2016

  “Hold-And-Modify” Two quick advertisements + something about demos First advertisement The Postlight newsletter has been a little sporadic these last two weeks. That’s because we’re busy—and growing.

• Max is okay https://twitter.com/max_read/status/732191312653... May 16, 2016

  Max is okay https://twitter.

• Every month or so I think of a golden retriever working as... May 16, 2016

  Every month or so I think of a golden retriever working as a barber and laugh like hell. Because it would give such bad haircuts.

• https://vine.co/v/i0iB6WQl52d May 16, 2016

  https://vine.

• If you want to see the @rhizome performance from last... May 15, 2016

  If you want to see the @rhizome performance from last night, @waxpancake provided instructions. https://twitter.

• My wife and I tried to have a truly feminist wedding... May 15, 2016

  My wife and I tried to have a truly feminist wedding ceremony but it's so hard to find a minister who will perform abortions.

• nytimes sliding into my slither.io like... May 15, 2016

  nytimes sliding into my slither. io like https://twitter.

• This is Twitter for me. https://twitter.com/sylvanianuk/stat... May 15, 2016

  This is Twitter for me. https://twitter.

• It's all kind of rough to read. May 15, 2016

  @droob It's all kind of rough to read.

• I suggest adding this account to your Twitter feed because... May 15, 2016

  I suggest adding this account to your Twitter feed because it juxtaposes hilariously with terrible outrages. https://twitter.

• Things are going pretty well for this... May 15, 2016

  Things are going pretty well for this guy http://www. recode.

• That thing was hard and I had to work hard to keep up. May 14, 2016

  That thing was hard and I had to work hard to keep up.

• i did not know we had to wear ties... May 14, 2016

  i did not know we had to wear ties https://twitter.

• I haven't been on a train on Saturday at 930am sans twins... May 14, 2016

  I haven't been on a train on Saturday at 930am sans twins in years and it's a shocking number of postcoital couples noodling.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/731470248906506240/photo/1 May 14, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Got drunk and told the creators of http://oldweb.today how... May 14, 2016

  Got drunk and told the creators of http://oldweb.

• Every day on the bus I think about the millions of people... May 13, 2016

  Every day on the bus I think about the millions of people who made this STUFF and could give a shit about my drama. https://twitter.

• I want to be clear: Wearing a shirt is not hard. May 13, 2016

  I want to be clear: Wearing a shirt is not hard.

• In my 20s I regularly wore dark blue coveralls with a vest... May 13, 2016

  In my 20s I regularly wore dark blue coveralls with a vest and clip-on tie and got huge praise. Did "laundry" by wearing them in the shower.

• I have a suggestion for the world: Executive coveralls. May 13, 2016

  I have a suggestion for the world: Executive coveralls.

• A fox knows HTML5+JS+CSS+SVG but a hedgehog knows... May 13, 2016

  A fox knows HTML5+JS+CSS+SVG but a hedgehog knows JavaScript.

• WHAT IN THE WORLD https://alpha.wellcomelibrary.org/b2059522... May 12, 2016

  WHAT IN THE WORLD https://alpha. wellcomelibrary.

• Now, every morning: Pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked... May 12, 2016

  Now, every morning: Pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked (turns corner) Jesus Christ can you get DRESSED.

• jiminy cricket http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36271249... May 12, 2016

  jiminy cricket http://www. bbc.

• did i c u on the r train 2day May 11, 2016
• In 2016 I've decided to have no opinions about the NYTimes... May 11, 2016

  In 2016 I've decided to have no opinions about the NYTimes and it's going pretty good, not great if I'm honest.

• The people who work at Footwear Plus magazine have done... May 11, 2016

  The people who work at Footwear Plus magazine have done quite a bit of shoe-leather reporting. http://footwearplusmagazine.

• if only May 11, 2016
• It's time to make the content. May 11, 2016

  It's time to make the content.

• Surprise! https://twitter.com/bikesarefun/status/73038643327... May 11, 2016

  Surprise! https://twitter.

• This woman is about to be killed by a bicycle.... May 11, 2016

  This woman is about to be killed by a bicycle. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730237131088666624/photo/1 May 10, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Hey NYC if you need a first-class on-the-ground IT... May 10, 2016

  Hey NYC if you need a first-class on-the-ground IT person/operations mgr we have a good friend who is GREAT and needs a job. DM me pls.

• Working backwards from these revealed some CLASSIC tweets.... May 10, 2016

  Working backwards from these revealed some CLASSIC tweets. https://twitter.

• huh this vietnamese sandwich is making me think sad... May 10, 2016
• Simulations! May 10, 2016

  Simulations! Bottling plant, the most boring game in the world Computers can be programmed to simulate aspects of physical and cultural reality.

• I totally get why people want to leave NYC and that it's... May 10, 2016

  I totally get why people want to leave NYC and that it's all over but after 20 years I have total affection for what a disaster it is.

• We fixed the sound in case you're wondering, we got... May 10, 2016

  We fixed the sound in case you're wondering, we got high-quality CORPORATE WIRELESS AV http://www. meetup.

• http://mercury.postlight.com/ May 10, 2016

  http://mercury. postlight.

• this illustration https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/73005235... May 10, 2016

  this illustration https://twitter.

• (This is what I'm talking about BTW)... May 10, 2016

  (This is what I'm talking about BTW) http://www. fastcodesign.

• What's better than a hot day than America? But too much... May 10, 2016

  What's better than a hot day than America? But too much America is dangerous and takes a terrible toll on families.

• Approximately one-half of sexual assault cases involve... May 10, 2016

  Approximately one-half of sexual assault cases involve America.

• Suspect's wife asked him to stop consuming America at which... May 10, 2016

  Suspect's wife asked him to stop consuming America at which point the suspect threw an America at her head, opening a 2-cm gash.

• The suspect got drunk on America but insisted on driving.... May 10, 2016

  The suspect got drunk on America but insisted on driving. When we pulled his body from the wreckage America fell out of his hands.

• Things in Silicon Valley are so tense they are thinking of... May 10, 2016

  Things in Silicon Valley are so tense they are thinking of cutting back on $100,000 metallic panda statues.

• If Budweiser renames itself America then it should just be... May 10, 2016

  If Budweiser renames itself America then it should just be a mix of Guinness, Tusker, Newcastle, Kingfisher, and Corona.

• Oh man if Budweiser renames itself "America" that means... May 10, 2016

  Oh man if Budweiser renames itself "America" that means there won't be any room in the fridge for Tecate.

• Man is this song completely ruined now.... May 9, 2016

  Man is this song completely ruined now. https://open.

• Too Something? To Fail May 9, 2016

  How do you define success—or failure? This week, Paul and Rich tackle ideas about failure in business, the tech industry, and their lives.

• Podcast #12: A little chat about terrible failure May 9, 2016

  Podcast #12: A little chat about terrible failure Click the exploding rocket to hear the podcast ►iTunes / ►SoundCloud / ►Overcast / ►Stitcher / ►WWW(MP3) / ►RSS This week, Paul and Rich try to define success and failure in business, the tech industry, and their lives. The result is part topical conversation (Apple, Yahoo, the penetrating gaze of Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes) and part therapy session.

• wait they just pan over this but what computer has a NORTH... May 9, 2016

  wait they just pan over this but what computer has a NORTH YUBA RIVER key http://www. nytimes.

• It's one of those things that can save a publishing company... May 9, 2016

  It's one of those things that can save a publishing company like $50,000-$100k in developer time. Except it's free.

• ASCII maps...of MURDER http://tinyletter.com/abovechart/lett... May 9, 2016

  ASCII maps... of MURDER http://tinyletter.

• let a thousand peanut butter babies eh May 8, 2016
• holy shit that's a deeeeeep nerd cut May 8, 2016
• Oh god prison videoconferencing is a product with literal... May 8, 2016

  Oh god prison videoconferencing is a product with literal lock-in http://mic.

• it's live-screaming https://twitter.com/rhizome/status/72935... May 8, 2016

  it's live-screaming https://twitter.

• This NYT obesity series is going to end with a big positive... May 8, 2016

  This NYT obesity series is going to end with a big positive science reveal that gives reason for hope, right? Right?

• I would revel in the redundancy May 8, 2016
• Was just about to sleep and realized I hadn't switched... May 8, 2016

  Was just about to sleep and realized I hadn't switched clothes to dryer and was gonna complain but remembered: I have a washer and dryer.

• I'm doing a project that involves looking through ~200K... May 7, 2016

  I'm doing a project that involves looking through ~200K tweets and that one was the probably the best. https://twitter.

• hmmmmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/729131967111925760/... May 7, 2016

  hmmmmm https://twitter.

• Oh god I remember this. Mother's Day is like a special... May 7, 2016

  Oh god I remember this. Mother's Day is like a special punishment for couples going through fertility stuff.

• Question for the hivemind: [Ceaseless interrogatory... May 6, 2016

  Question for the hivemind: [Ceaseless interrogatory buzzing.

• Questions for the hivemind: Have you ever considered... May 6, 2016

  Questions for the hivemind: Have you ever considered non-hexagonal cells for the drone brood?

• Not OK, Computer May 6, 2016

  The middle-aged band Radiohead has mostly erased its Internet presence—Twitter, Facebook, website, etc. Here’s the news (breathless!) from Pitchfork: ...

• Parsec torpedoes https://twitter.com/garrettwilkin/status/72... May 6, 2016

  Parsec torpedoes https://twitter.

• Doesn’t matter how big or tough you think you are—we ALL... May 6, 2016

  Doesn’t matter how big or tough you think you are—we ALL have our own two-meter-wide thermal exhaust ports vulnerable to proton torpedoes.

• you know what's coming and then it happens and it's still... May 6, 2016

  you know what's coming and then it happens and it's still pretty good (via @metafilter ) https://www. youtube.

• Daily reminder that I am an excruciating scold. May 6, 2016

  Daily reminder that I am an excruciating scold.

• I couldn't afford a Mac cake but they say this is pretty... May 6, 2016

  I couldn't afford a Mac cake but they say this is pretty good too. https://twitter.

• My children and I watched a video about making a cake that... May 5, 2016

  My children and I watched a video about making a cake that looks like an open potato chip bag. I have seen hundreds of cake videos.

• Not OK, Computer May 5, 2016

  Not OK, Computer How great is Google Image search? The middle-aged band Radiohead has mostly erased its Internet presence —Twitter, Facebook, website, etc.

• Lot of product growth at Twitter.... May 5, 2016

  Lot of product growth at Twitter. https://twitter.

• i think this was my best tweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... May 5, 2016

  i think this was my best tweet https://twitter.

• Yes, you can. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/728327445... May 5, 2016

  Yes, you can. https://twitter.

• sure, totally fine May 5, 2016
• I can confirm that this is true. We'd love to talk to YOU.... May 5, 2016

  I can confirm that this is true. We'd love to talk to YOU.

• I feel this coat of arms is excessive... May 5, 2016

  I feel this coat of arms is excessive https://commons. wikimedia.

• How long do you have to stay a regional treasure before you... May 5, 2016

  How long do you have to stay a regional treasure before you are promoted to national treasure?

• https://open.spotify.com/track/26KNfXdFVPTzBhtlTFlG1Z May 5, 2016

  https://open. spotify.

• If you can't sleep this album of adaptations of Lamb's... May 5, 2016

  If you can't sleep this album of adaptations of Lamb's Tales From Shakespeare by Derek Jacobi will do the trick https://open. spotify.

• who wants to take a bus to canada listening to the mountain... May 4, 2016
• i think “same girl” may be the most terrible song that is... May 4, 2016
• Things breaking and changing May 4, 2016

  Things breaking and changing US Navy Photograph “Software error doomed Japanese Hitomi spacecraft,” Nature : The spacecraft then automatically switched into a safe mode and, at about 4:10 a. m.

• This is actually a Givenchy shark tooth necklace. May 4, 2016

  This is actually a Givenchy shark tooth necklace.

• The user interface to our CRM has become...a god.... May 4, 2016

  The user interface to our CRM has become... a god.

• If you are in a cab and just look straight at people on the... May 4, 2016

  If you are in a cab and just look straight at people on the street and nod slowly smiling with your eyelids half shut they are so confused.

• “Hillary and Monica both now speak eloquently for my... May 4, 2016

  “Hillary and Monica both now speak eloquently for my experience” — @page88 (also that concluding graf! ) @page88 /hillary-and-monica-9b2a717747c9#.

• lgtm May 4, 2016
• Man a lot of people on Twitter just want you to feel like... May 3, 2016

  Man a lot of people on Twitter just want you to feel like shit.

• Gina Trapani: Coder to Lifehacker and Back Again May 2, 2016
• Podcast #11: Gina Trapani—coder to lifehacker and back again May 2, 2016

  Podcast #11: Gina Trapani—coder to lifehacker and back again Photo from Flickr, some rights reserved . This week Paul and Rich talk with Gina Trapani , a programmer, the founder of Lifehacker, and one of their newest employees.

• as someone who lost 140 and gained back 90 this is horrible... May 2, 2016

  as someone who lost 140 and gained back 90 this is horrible and accurate http://www. nytimes.

• in perl 6 the regex grammar has been radically altered,... May 2, 2016
• when select/all and re/code merge it can be... May 2, 2016
• when i need to reboot my brain I think of ronnie coleman... May 2, 2016

  when i need to reboot my brain I think of ronnie coleman lifting massive weights going AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT https://www. youtube.

• Been watching this and can't really stop. Saw it on... May 1, 2016

  Been watching this and can't really stop. Saw it on @metafilter .

• I wish twitter worked more like slither.io May 1, 2016

  I wish twitter worked more like slither.

• ľ͆ͨͣ̽̚i͌ͯ̀͋̐ͣ͑̚k̔̆̆̄̆̃ͥ̚ë̑͆͂ ̉̓͂ͪ͐̑̆ͫͥa͐͌̊ͤ̅̅͐ͯ... May 1, 2016

  ľ͆ͨͣ̽̚i͌ͯ̀͋̐ͣ͑̚k̔̆̆̄̆̃ͥ̚ë̑͆͂ ̉̓͂ͪ͐̑̆ͫͥa͐͌̊ͤ̅̅͐ͯ ̌l̉ͫ͛ͥ̑͗̈́iͮ͐͑̔͋̀̊̂t͒̓t̃̑̇̆ͧ̃̓̍lͯ̏ͤ́̀eͣ̔̄̊ ͛̆͊ͣb͒ͤ̈́̎̃a͗͑̾̈̋͌̑ͤb̏̌ͤy https://twitter.

• the fabulous screech (game about a cat)... May 1, 2016

  the fabulous screech (game about a cat) http://www. kongregate.

• ...I'm in the office of the inspector general, I'm in the... Apr 30, 2016

  ... I'm in the office of the inspector general, I'm in the combination library of congress and office of the inspecto https://twitter.

• 1/“I should echo this command before running it.” 2/for a... Apr 30, 2016

  1/“I should echo this command before running it. ” 2/for a in `find .

• Comcast, the same company that owns the Minions, is about... Apr 30, 2016

  Comcast, the same company that owns the Minions, is about to own Shrek. Can you imagine.

• AV squad: Does anyone have a good recommendation on an... Apr 29, 2016

  AV squad: Does anyone have a good recommendation on an office PA system? Supporting say 4 mics, + speakers, + mixer?

• this is very helpful https://medium.com/@joeljohnson/an-aggr... Apr 29, 2016

  this is very helpful @joeljohnson /an-aggressors-strategy-to-slither-io-38bb222063f8#. c6q985b56" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Not even nature is safe from content.... Apr 29, 2016

  Not even nature is safe from content. https://twitter.

• What is wrong with me, as the son of two poets, that since... Apr 28, 2016

  What is wrong with me, as the son of two poets, that since the age of 17 I've been enthralled with stories of corporate restructurings?

• Everyone come meet @khoi tonight, we'll ask him questions... Apr 28, 2016

  Everyone come meet @khoi tonight, we'll ask him questions in the big room, drink a beer, it'll be crowded &amp;amp; fun. http://www.

• You ever look back on life and, no matter how often people... Apr 27, 2016

  You ever look back on life and, no matter how often people tell you to accept what you have, you still can't speak with animals?

• oh man i'm a sucker for forrest mims fan fiction... Apr 27, 2016

  oh man i'm a sucker for forrest mims fan fiction https://twitter.

• Khoi Vinh is going to swing by Postlight tonight at 6:30PM Apr 27, 2016

  Khoi Vinh is going to swing by Postlight tonight at 6:30PM This is what Khoi sees when he looks at things Postlight is going to do a Q&amp;A tonight with Khoi Vinh. Khoi is currently Principal Designer at Adobe, Design Chair at Wildcard , and co-founder of Kidpost (Kidpost comes HIGHLY RECOMMENDED if you have small children and parents on the Internet).

• sure ford@ftrain.com Apr 27, 2016

  @glvninpdx sure ford @ftrain .

• They called cars horseless carriages. Then they called... Apr 27, 2016

  They called cars horseless carriages. Then they called ubers self-driving cars.

• I use the Twitter web client for mobile safari so that I... Apr 27, 2016

  I use the Twitter web client for mobile safari so that I never forget I am garbage.

• What cheese should you serve with a Jay-Z $700 “Ace of... Apr 27, 2016

  What cheese should you serve with a Jay-Z $700 “Ace of Spades” Champagne Armand de Brignac? Brieyoncé!

• Thinking a little differently about Apple TV Apr 26, 2016

  Thinking a little differently about Apple TV Not long ago James Wen , an engineer here at Postlight , took some time to learn his way around Apple TV. He is an experienced iOS developer, writing apps for iPhones and iPads, and he came to Apple TV with that perspective.

• TALKSHOW LAUNCHED it's very exciting... Apr 26, 2016

  TALKSHOW LAUNCHED it's very exciting https://medium. com/talkshow/talkshow-is-texting-in-public-c063b591596e#.

• i promise with my hand on taocp that @postlightagency will... Apr 26, 2016
• whenever companies announce “revolutionary” new products I... Apr 26, 2016
• The end of return of the Jedi but the ghosts' heads are... Apr 26, 2016

  The end of return of the Jedi but the ghosts' heads are replaced by the Google Reader icon, Flickr, and.... hmm.

• Come back Google Reader you poor dead service... Apr 26, 2016

  Come back Google Reader you poor dead service http://www. theawl.

• Podcast #10: The Web is Dead? Apr 25, 2016

  Podcast #10: The Web is Dead? Sigh This week Paul and Rich eulogize the web, which has been dying since its inception.

• The Web is—Dead? Apr 25, 2016
• This essay is a great catalog of Silicon Valley... Apr 25, 2016

  This essay is a great catalog of Silicon Valley self-deceptions by @annawiener . It builds soooooo calmly.

• Some personnel news. https://twitter.com/ginatrapani/status/... Apr 25, 2016

  Some personnel news. https://twitter.

• because this is a story that I cannot stop thinking about I... Apr 25, 2016

  because this is a story that I cannot stop thinking about I wrote a little more about the whole Daily News/CMS thing https://trackchanges. postlight.

• When you are 200 years old and run a store filled with... Apr 25, 2016

  When you are 200 years old and run a store filled with mystical items and move the inventory to eBay—that's not sad, that's magical realism.

• I don't know if 180 tons is a lot of feldspar or if... Apr 25, 2016

  I don't know if 180 tons is a lot of feldspar or if feldspar is a realistic boat cargo or if it came up the coast or down the Hudson.

• “You got lots of shares and likes? I came 200 miles up the... Apr 25, 2016

  “You got lots of shares and likes? I came 200 miles up the coast with 180 tons of feldspar.

• Sure, Manhattan, art, media, and money are cool—but nothing... Apr 25, 2016

  Sure, Manhattan, art, media, and money are cool—but nothing is cooler than enormous red boats unloading gravel. Sponsored by the East River.

• Here's the Damn Daniel club mix... Apr 25, 2016

  Here's the Damn Daniel club mix https://open. spotify.

• Borland Turbo Debugger for DOS has a sweet little hamburger... Apr 24, 2016

  Borland Turbo Debugger for DOS has a sweet little hamburger menu in the top left. https://twitter.

• man i sure have a lot to get done right now but i wonder if... Apr 24, 2016
• Consequence Management Systems Apr 24, 2016

  There’s an activist and columnist named Shaun King. He writes from a progressive position about social justice and race, which makes him a target of much ...

• Consequence Management Systems Apr 24, 2016

  Consequence Management Systems CC licensed There’s an activist and columnist named Shaun King . He writes from a progressive position about social justice and race, which makes him a target of much criticism on and off the Internet.

• I wonder where my cassette of The Wishing Chair is these... Apr 24, 2016

  I wonder where my cassette of The Wishing Chair is these days. Like, is it in some thrift store upstate?

• 1996: Michael Stipe, Natalie Merchant, Peter Gabriel sing... Apr 24, 2016

  1996: Michael Stipe, Natalie Merchant, Peter Gabriel sing “Red Rain” and it will make you miss record store cats. https://www.

• The reason my daughter was throwing tantrums every time... Apr 23, 2016

  The reason my daughter was throwing tantrums every time she had to wash her hands is that my son told her the new soap is made of skunks.

• My children just asked me how Minions go to the bathroom... Apr 23, 2016

  My children just asked me how Minions go to the bathroom and I am consequently reading articles about Minion's junk http://m. csmonitor.

• I enjoy creating large combinatorial pun spaces. Apr 23, 2016

  I enjoy creating large combinatorial pun spaces.

• “Actually, it increases fecal bulk by 157%, and intestinal... Apr 23, 2016

  “Actually, it increases fecal bulk by 157%, and intestinal transmit time by 50%,” I bransplained.

• diplomacy about editorial tech literacy at 💯 Apr 22, 2016
• It's worth noting that rich text in a browser is a complete... Apr 22, 2016

  It's worth noting that rich text in a browser is a complete nightmare top to bottom. https://medium.

• As a CMS nerd I keep thinking about how crazed workflows... Apr 22, 2016

  As a CMS nerd I keep thinking about how crazed workflows &amp;amp; shitty software created a situation where this happened. https://twitter.

• Klassy https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/723494775278567424/... Apr 22, 2016

  Klassy https://twitter.

• Finding an old CD-ROM and a terrible Diablo rap Apr 21, 2016

  Finding an old CD-ROM and a terrible Diablo rap No really you want to click here and see this Diablo-based rap Kevin Barrett , a Senior Engineer at Postlight, wrote a short essay about a subject dear to our hearts : Legacy data, when that legacy data is your very own life. There are services (Facebook, TimeHop) that trot out your past, but they show you what you’ve already made public.

• whoa https://medium.com/@milistjohn/i-am-alex-st-john-s-daug... Apr 21, 2016

  whoa @milistjohn /i-am-alex-st-john-s-daughter-and-he-is-wrong-about-women-in-tech-4728545e7c0e#. cdzexghdu" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• “Paul Ford and Rich Ziade compelled us to think about the... Apr 21, 2016

  “Paul Ford and Rich Ziade compelled us to think about the long term goals of the platform. ” — @Goldman44 @Goldman44 /redesigning-we-the-people-c8ce93f4280#.

• Do you think future archaeologists will dig up car parts,... Apr 21, 2016

  Do you think future archaeologists will dig up car parts, bottles, and cutlery at the base of a mountain and never know Björk lived there?

• one question I have never been able to answer to my own... Apr 21, 2016
• if you google 4/21 you get 0.1904761 but 4/20 is just news... Apr 21, 2016

  if you google 4/21 you get 0.

• when you need to describe curtains opaquely Apr 20, 2016
• when you need to describe brutalism concretely rusty really... Apr 20, 2016
• For today's @PostlightAgency newsletter, I wrote about... Apr 20, 2016

  For today's @PostlightAgency newsletter, I wrote about something I often think about: Image search is true search https://trackchanges. postlight.

• open thread: post photos of only the greatest things ever... Apr 20, 2016

  open thread: post photos of only the greatest things ever https://twitter.

• which story do you remember best Apr 20, 2016
• Panama papers really gonna blow the lid off all this shit Apr 20, 2016
• my electoral district went for trump, but there was only... Apr 20, 2016

  my electoral district went for trump, but there was only one vote cast https://twitter.

• This story by @fimoculous about seeing what the Internet... Apr 19, 2016

  This story by @fimoculous about seeing what the Internet has done to his hometown was really satisfying https://backchannel. com/the-internet-really-has-changed-everything-here-s-the-proof-928eaead18a8#.

• Google image search is the true search Apr 19, 2016

  Google image search is the true search Here’s what happens when you search for “inspirational quote” on Google: Okay, so that links me to a bunch of sites with inspirational quotes, where presumably my inspirational quotes needs would be fully met. But what about when you look at just images?

• ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SPACE IN NYC for your THING? Get an... Apr 19, 2016

  ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SPACE IN NYC for your THING? Get an office adjacent to the office of this good man @zeldman http://www.

• Realish talk: if you wonder: is tech/programming for me?... Apr 19, 2016

  Realish talk: if you wonder: is tech/programming for me? Well, these are your bosses.

• Whoosh this article about a doxxing service Kickstarter... Apr 19, 2016

  Whoosh this article about a doxxing service Kickstarter that waded into the gmrgt shitstorm http://nymag. com/following/2016/04/how-social-autopsy-fell-for-gamergate-trutherism.

• getting hives reading that Apr 19, 2016
• niiiice Apr 19, 2016
• To compete with BuzzFeed a newspaper could put rubber bands... Apr 19, 2016

  To compete with BuzzFeed a newspaper could put rubber bands around a columnist until they explode.

• On the podcast we talked to @skamille &amp; @kellan about... Apr 19, 2016

  On the podcast we talked to @skamille &amp;amp; @kellan about what CTOs do. It goes deep into manager nerdtown &amp;amp; I loved it.

• double sided and you have eight and a whole manual is like,... Apr 18, 2016
• Camille and Kellan are Friends (and CTOs) Apr 18, 2016
• Podcast #9: Camille and Kellan are Friends (and CTOs) Apr 18, 2016

  Podcast #9: Camille and Kellan are Friends (and CTOs) This week Paul and Rich talk to two former chief technology officers (CTOs) who are also good friends and frequent collaborators: Camille Fournier , who was previously at Rent the Runway , and Kellan Elliott-McCrea , who was previously at Etsy . They discuss the role of the CTO within a company, share experiences from the trenches, compare their experiences managing engineers versus managing CEOS, and swap stories about the most colossal technical outages that happened on their respective watches (Kellan took down Yahoo Messenger [literally]; Camille ruined everyone’s Thanksgiving [well a network switch was reconfigured, it was a bad day]).

• Sweet augmented reality YouTube cakes... Apr 18, 2016

  Sweet augmented reality YouTube cakes http://youtu.

• You all mock but I think I am the kind of person who would... Apr 18, 2016

  You all mock but I think I am the kind of person who would do his taxes at Coachella, That's a VERY easy scenario to imagine.

• i wonder what still supports WAP Apr 18, 2016
• It's hard to name web aesthetic movements is what i wrote... Apr 18, 2016

  It's hard to name web aesthetic movements is what i wrote for today's newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.

• It's gonna be really cool when our old pal @khoi comes to... Apr 18, 2016

  It's gonna be really cool when our old pal @khoi comes to Postlight &amp;amp; talks about what the hell he's up to at Adobe. https://twitter.

• this is so good http://okeypanky.com/post/143005240569/comic... Apr 18, 2016

  this is so good http://okeypanky.

• Cool HTML story. https://twitter.com/WebSafe2k16/status/7220... Apr 18, 2016

  Cool HTML story. https://twitter.

• Large media organizations can succeed online if they learn... Apr 18, 2016

  Large media organizations can succeed online if they learn to capitalize on the talents of the people they've fired.

• just watch this a couple times and think about the ways... Apr 17, 2016

  just watch this a couple times and think about the ways life can turn out https://www. youtube.

• i was never really a forceful editor but every day i read... Apr 17, 2016
• God SCTV was great. I can totally understand not loving... Apr 17, 2016

  God SCTV was great. I can totally understand not loving this but it's just so gold.

• It’s Hard to Name Web Aesthetic Movements Apr 17, 2016

  There’s a site, Brutalist Web Sites, that aggregates websites that look kind of raw—that show their seams. The citizens of Hacker News, where I (this is ...

• Thanks, that’s good context! Apr 17, 2016

  Thanks, that’s good context!

• It’s Hard to Name Web Aesthetic Movements Apr 17, 2016

  It’s Hard to Name Web Aesthetic Movements There’s a site, Brutalist Web Sites , that aggregates websites that look kind of raw—that show their seams. The citizens of Hacker News, where I (this is Paul) found the link this morning, immediately undertook to argue whether the sites shown are truly Brutalist or not—but of course, as Wikipedia points out (after some arguments of its own ), there is no one clear true definition of Brutalism.

• flossie is the greatest person who ever lived... Apr 17, 2016

  flossie is the greatest person who ever lived https://www. youtube.

• How quickly we forget the suffering of the Linsane. Apr 17, 2016

  How quickly we forget the suffering of the Linsane.

• a microphone with an accelerometer that could trigger a... Apr 17, 2016
• Im at the carters shop. Im at oshkoshbgosh. I'm at the... Apr 16, 2016

  Im at the carters shop. Im at oshkoshbgosh.

• Sometimes I forget that organic gardening is metal af... Apr 16, 2016

  Sometimes I forget that organic gardening is metal af https://twitter.

• FINO sounds so...final, it's perfect Apr 15, 2016

  @the_jozen_one FINO sounds so...

• Could be worse I guess https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/720... Apr 15, 2016

  Could be worse I guess https://twitter.

• Whenever I hear "bucket list" I think it's a data structure. Apr 15, 2016

  Whenever I hear "bucket list" I think it's a data structure.

• Meet the Lux Framework! Apr 14, 2016

  A few years ago I was working for a very lean web startup. The team consisted of myself and my father and neither of us could write code. Sure I dabbled a ...

• Meet the Lux Framework! Apr 14, 2016

  Meet the Lux Framework! Some nice timber framing to get across the idea that this is a framework If you program you know what a framework is—a set of pre-coded utilities and routines that make it easy for programmers to attack a certain problem in a consistent manner.

• https://trackchanges.postlight.com/today-s-postlight-newslet... Apr 14, 2016

  https://trackchanges. postlight.

• This morning really sucked and it's time to bring out the... Apr 14, 2016

  This morning really sucked and it's time to bring out the big guns. https://twitter.

• IllBeThere.dll https://mobile.twitter.com/textfiles/status/7... Apr 13, 2016

  IllBeThere. dll https://mobile.

• I'm a bot Apr 13, 2016
• Today’s Postlight newsletter is simply a screenshot of an article from Re/Code Apr 13, 2016

  Today’s Postlight newsletter is simply a screenshot of an article from Re/Code We’re going to come back tomorrow and hopefully there’ll be a new Internet by then.

• so @hello_skyler took over the newsletter today and filled... Apr 13, 2016

  so @hello_skyler took over the newsletter today and filled it with DESIGN https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Hmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/720379090017128448/pho... Apr 13, 2016

  Hmm https://twitter.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/187CL https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Apr 13, 2016

  http://mlkshk. com/p/187CL https://twitter.

• new coders, take a survey about your new coding... Apr 13, 2016

  new coders, take a survey about your new coding https://freecodecamp. typeform.

• also you have no idea how much hate hand puppets get,... Apr 13, 2016

  @droob also you have no idea how much hate hand puppets get, people are like, not marionettes?

• plus i mean i'm not even mostly a writer and there are ZERO... Apr 13, 2016

  @droob plus i mean i'm not even mostly a writer and there are ZERO entrepreneurs who are like, "started in family business, puppetry.

• can still do whole gingerbread man from memory w/voices... Apr 13, 2016
• no but that was like actually normal! compared to doing... Apr 13, 2016

  @droob no but that was like actually normal! compared to doing puppet shows for suburban kids for $100 a pop?

• it was just like, on saturdays on local AM radio? my mom... Apr 13, 2016

  @droob it was just like, on saturdays on local AM radio? my mom was a puppeteer?

• I like keeping track of people in songs and books, I wrote... Apr 13, 2016

  I like keeping track of people in songs and books, I wrote this 14 years ago: http://www. themorningnews.

• I just figured I'm nearly the same age as Ramona Quimby,... Apr 13, 2016

  I just figured I'm nearly the same age as Ramona Quimby, who was 8 in '81, so she's probably not dead, which is comforting.

• Some interesting patterns Apr 12, 2016

  Some interesting patterns Because I (Paul) am a huge nerd this newsletter often talks more about engineering and product development. Postlight is, however, just as dedicated to design as engineering.

• gotcher Track Changes podcast right here... Apr 12, 2016

  gotcher Track Changes podcast right here https://soundcloud.

• The Billfold is the future of media http://thebillfold.com... Apr 12, 2016

  The Billfold is the future of media http://thebillfold. com [SPONSORED TWEET...

• Went to register kids for kindergarten and my wife had... Apr 12, 2016

  Went to register kids for kindergarten and my wife had prepared the forms so well they passed them around. “Wait...

• Rip irony miss u Apr 12, 2016
• 20 years of running my own linux servers and i live on the... Apr 11, 2016
• Ahhhhh dmesg has a lot of ACPI errors, gonna mess with grub... Apr 11, 2016
• it's like a scream out the window thing for me Apr 11, 2016
• i'm losing my mind not discussing this Apr 11, 2016
• NERDS: I've got this big Linux machine not doing a lot and... Apr 11, 2016

  NERDS: I've got this big Linux machine not doing a lot and whenever I run htop it looks like this, why is #1 pegged? https://twitter.

• I ran down a list of people I can't stand and thought of... Apr 11, 2016

  I ran down a list of people I can't stand and thought of why I hate them and my reasons were mostly really stupid.

• Podcast #8: Takin’ it Meta Apr 11, 2016

  Podcast #8: Takin’ it Meta An exceptionally meta keyboard for the Symbolics LISP machine This week Paul and Rich make a podcast about making a podcast — or more specifically, about the difficulties of publishing content on disparate platforms across the web. They discuss native advertising versus more traditional marketing, and Rich asks for clarification: “I just need to know Paul Ford hasn’t whored himself out.

• Takin’ it Meta Apr 11, 2016
• People at work said, “they tried to deliver certified mail,... Apr 11, 2016

  People at work said, “they tried to deliver certified mail, do you want it? ” So I emailed I WANT IT, IT IS MY WILL!

• here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WDlRg9XCM Apr 11, 2016

  here you go https://www. youtube.

• the cover of 2014's meat atlas is so good... Apr 11, 2016

  the cover of 2014's meat atlas is so good https://en. wikipedia.

• The pun on this title is just for me... Apr 11, 2016

  The pun on this title is just for me https://medium. com/p/d8422a8d387a#.

• the fact that you have to click a magnifying glass to pop... Apr 11, 2016
• still sittin Apr 10, 2016
• Between a Double and the Deep Blue Sea Apr 10, 2016

  Things were much easier then There’s this company called MaxMind. If you were a web nerd in the early 2000s you probably know them: Since around 2000 ...

• Between a double and the deep blue sea Apr 10, 2016

  Between a double and the deep blue sea Things were much easier then There’s this company called MaxMind. If you were a web nerd in the early 2000s you probably know them: Since around 2000 they’ve released software that turns Internet addresses into geographic locations.

• you ever see a URL so goddam perfect that it makes you just... Apr 10, 2016

  you ever see a URL so goddam perfect that it makes you just stop and close your eyes and breathe out http://www. babygoatsandfriends.

• online communication is very difficult... Apr 10, 2016

  online communication is very difficult http://grouplens. org/blog/investigating-the-potential-for-miscommunication-using-emoji/ (via @waxpancake ) https://twitter.

• people are leaving reviews on the manor house motel yelp... Apr 10, 2016

  people are leaving reviews on the manor house motel yelp page from the gay talese story http://www. yelp.

• important work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_HIt3ZH9BM Apr 10, 2016

  important work https://www. youtube.

• where can i download all 22 seasons of unwrapped i know... Apr 9, 2016
• My children insisted we watch this cake video before... Apr 9, 2016

  My children insisted we watch this cake video before breakfast http://youtu. be/aROCOn0GXRs https://twitter.

• cool they translated the postlight newsletter into japanese... Apr 8, 2016

  cool they translated the postlight newsletter into japanese i think http://www. newsweekjapan.

• Home late about to put key in door.... Apr 8, 2016

  Home late about to put key in door. https://twitter.

• What is better in this world than being in a cab down... Apr 7, 2016

  What is better in this world than being in a cab down Broadway at midnight? https://twitter.

• Two young women on Houston just asked me if I knew where... Apr 7, 2016

  Two young women on Houston just asked me if I knew where the Forever 21 was and I just started crying.

• Cool to host @Medium at @PostlightAgency as they launch... Apr 7, 2016

  Cool to host @Medium at @PostlightAgency as they launch tools for publishers. One tool they are offering is revenue.

• ASMR as a Platform Apr 7, 2016

  ASMR as a Platform Today’s newsletter topic comes from Kevin Barrett , a senior software engineer at Postlight. In a post here on Track Changes he wrote about ASMR—“a silly medicalish retronym that some clever pseudoscientist coined to diagnose — and keep in mind that ASMR is nothing if not hand-wavey — that tingly feeling in the back of your head .

• the student has become the master... Apr 7, 2016

  the student has become the master https://twitter.

• I also wrote about the Panama Papers today on my corporate... Apr 6, 2016

  I also wrote about the Panama Papers today on my corporate newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I was cursed by a wizard. He let me see the future of the... Apr 6, 2016

  I was cursed by a wizard. He let me see the future of the media industry, but I could only make jokes about it–like Cassandra, but fun.

• I wrote about BIG DATA LEAKS and JOURNALISM for the New... Apr 6, 2016

  I wrote about BIG DATA LEAKS and JOURNALISM for the New Republic, but I wrote it last month https://newrepublic.

• This sentence! https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/71772067013... Apr 6, 2016

  This sentence! https://twitter.

• son, this is my dormant newsletter. When I was young it had... Apr 6, 2016

  @rustyk5 @patbits @biocuriosity son, this is my dormant newsletter. When I was young it had 38% open rate.

• which means we will have email newsletter hiatuses for... Apr 6, 2016
• Oh huh it's in two categories and I'm super-confused.... Apr 6, 2016

  Oh huh it's in two categories and I'm super-confused. https://twitter.

• Trust @Tolar! Forget vain http://VF.com or bloomin' Onion.... Apr 6, 2016

  Trust @Tolar ! Forget vain http://VF.

• Remember a vote for me doesn't just encourage my work. It... Apr 6, 2016

  Remember a vote for me doesn't just encourage my work. It also takes votes AWAY from The New Yorker.

• Twenty years creating your free Internet content and this... Apr 6, 2016

  Twenty years creating your free Internet content and this is how you repay me? https://pv.

• Tell the #Webbys. BEAR WITNESS.... Apr 6, 2016

  Tell the #Webbys . BEAR WITNESS.

• What Should We Do About Big Data Leaks? Apr 5, 2016
• Commenting on leaks Apr 5, 2016

  Commenting on leaks Still life with Leeks (Carl Schuch) Have you heard about the Panama Papers ? Or seen the Panama Papers website ?

• Right! And I mean, at some level they absolutely should be doing this. Apr 5, 2016

  Right! And I mean, at some level they absolutely should be doing this.

• Commenting on Data Leaks Apr 5, 2016

  Still life with Leeks (Carl Schuch) Have you heard about the Panama Papers? Or seen the Panama Papers website? Or seen the #panamapapers hashtag? Or read ...

• Also of course I’m ambivalent. What the hell is wrong with ambivalence? Apr 5, 2016

  Also of course I’m ambivalent. What the hell is wrong with ambivalence?

• Yeah that’s good feedback — I’m actually making this point when I say it’s “latent” but I could… Apr 5, 2016

  Yeah that’s good feedback — I’m actually making this point when I say it’s “latent” but I could have been more clear. We agree completely.

• No, that is not my point. This is a corporate newsletter. I’m not lecturing anyone on purity. Apr 5, 2016

  No, that is not my point. This is a corporate newsletter.

• I’m okay with you not understanding. Apr 5, 2016

  I’m okay with you not understanding.

• “Okay car, take me to a coffee shop that isn't a... Apr 5, 2016

  “Okay car, take me to a coffee shop that isn't a Starbucks. ” “Sure, that is a $4.

• Linux is a great OS for self-driving cars because it has... Apr 5, 2016

  Linux is a great OS for self-driving cars because it has amazing driver support.

• I can't wait until people start jailbreaking their cars.... Apr 5, 2016

  I can't wait until people start jailbreaking their cars. Will 2023 be the year of Linux on the Freeway?

• The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 2 Apr 4, 2016
• Podcast #7: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 2 Apr 4, 2016

  Podcast #7: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 2 Click on this to hear the podcast We finish our conversation with Dean Hachamovitch, and while we start out making fun of Clippy, we end up discussing conversational interfaces, security and privacy, and the responsibilities of software development. As Rich puts it, “I just want to congratulate everyone here for smoothly weaving Clippy into some NPR-ish conversation.

• Does this mean we can finally stop kissing New Journalism's... Apr 4, 2016

  Does this mean we can finally stop kissing New Journalism's ass all the time?

• LOOKIN GOOD, NERDS http://www.techiesproject.com/ Apr 4, 2016

  LOOKIN GOOD, NERDS http://www. techiesproject.

• What IS all this shit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7169... Apr 4, 2016

  What IS all this shit https://twitter.

• When someone selects “it's complicated,” just think of this... Apr 4, 2016

  When someone selects “it's complicated,” just think of this chart. https://twitter.

• Wow the Panama Papers is Ashley Madison for global... Apr 3, 2016

  Wow the Panama Papers is Ashley Madison for global kleptocrats.

• Creator of Dwarf Fortress describes debugging.... Apr 3, 2016

  Creator of Dwarf Fortress describes debugging. #page -1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• when brands engage https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7166284... Apr 3, 2016

  when brands engage https://twitter.

• i forgot i took this but it's perfect for a slide about... Apr 3, 2016

  i forgot i took this but it's perfect for a slide about online user behavior https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716491343552503808/photo/1 Apr 3, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716490131096608768/photo/1 Apr 3, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716488890685722624/photo/1 Apr 3, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716487975220207617/photo/1 Apr 3, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716486383980961792/photo/1 Apr 3, 2016

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716473742550044672/photo/1 Apr 2, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Am I the only person who owned this cassette?... Apr 2, 2016

  Am I the only person who owned this cassette? https://twitter.

• OSX nerds: Running "$ brew cleanup" just got me 15 gigs... Apr 2, 2016

  OSX nerds: Running "$ brew cleanup" just got me 15 gigs back. This tip brought to you by Saturday.

• Then I guess we are also slouching towards bethlehem.... Apr 2, 2016

  Then I guess we are also slouching towards bethlehem. https://twitter.

• If The Road was published today the kid would be texting,... Apr 1, 2016

  If The Road was published today the kid would be texting, “do u carry the 🔥?

• content science https://trackchanges.postlight.com/laughter-... Apr 1, 2016

  content science https://trackchanges. postlight.

• laughter doesn't scale https://medium.com/p/89d3e5687a24#.yb... Apr 1, 2016

  laughter doesn't scale https://medium. com/p/89d3e5687a24#.

• Now they have to bring back Reader. Apr 1, 2016

  Now they have to bring back Reader.

• Tomorrow is a very special day when brands become human and... Mar 31, 2016

  Tomorrow is a very special day when brands become human and you all just can't wait to ruin it.

• Laughter Doesn’t Scale Mar 31, 2016

  Laughter Doesn’t Scale A woman diagnosed as suffering from hilarious mania. Color lithograph, 1892, after J.

• Culturally—Star Wars, action movies in general, simple stories of redemption, romantic comedies… Mar 31, 2016

  Culturally—Star Wars, action movies in general, simple stories of redemption, romantic comedies, pornography, political news and arguments, anything related to sports, especially soccer, etc. Apple and Microsoft’s brands.

• Laughter Doesn’t Scale Mar 31, 2016

  It’s April Fools’ Day on the Internet! Once, years ago, this was a fun day when people made stupid, nerdy jokes. Take, for example, “A Standard for the ...

• a good headline here would be “pulp fiction”... Mar 31, 2016

  a good headline here would be “pulp fiction” http://www. nytimes.

• If you're not a “10” at home, you won't be a “10” when you... Mar 31, 2016

  If you're not a “10” at home, you won't be a “10” when you join ISIS. This message brought to you by America.

• Waiter why are there emojis in my soup? Sir this restaurant... Mar 31, 2016

  Waiter why are there emojis in my soup? Sir this restaurant is smarm-to-table.

• Here are some musical genres I would like to see:... Mar 31, 2016

  Here are some musical genres I would like to see: Skankwave. System7punk.

• Bustime is down and I have no idea how to live. Mar 31, 2016

  Bustime is down and I have no idea how to live.

• you guys ever pick up black boss porter at the bodega turns... Mar 30, 2016

  you guys ever pick up black boss porter at the bodega turns out it's from poland and 9. 4% alcohol kinda surprising https://twitter.

• what this proves is that flavortown is inside of us which... Mar 30, 2016
• today on twitter i erased many bad tweets, talked about... Mar 30, 2016
• somehow google maps knows that flavortown is real but that... Mar 30, 2016
• wait it seems if you search for "flavortown" on gmaps it... Mar 30, 2016
• what if i told you that flavortown is a real place, that... Mar 30, 2016
• if you search for "flavortown" on google maps it points... Mar 30, 2016

  if you search for "flavortown" on google maps it points you...

• sounds like you need to take some time off and visit shell... Mar 30, 2016
• Bots won’t stop Mar 30, 2016

  Bots won’t stop He’s right. It’s a lot.

• Seriously Dark City is the gritty reboot of Who Moved My... Mar 30, 2016

  Seriously Dark City is the gritty reboot of Who Moved My Cheese. https://twitter.

• Essay idea: Dark City is a great story about corporate... Mar 30, 2016

  Essay idea: Dark City is a great story about corporate re-orgs.

• Going on tv in a little bit and suddenly afraid to look... Mar 30, 2016
• jesus america let people program your java Mar 30, 2016
• 930pm with toddlers when GOGOInFlight said I needed to... Mar 30, 2016
• Late night tweets aka Midnight Gold. Mar 30, 2016

  Late night tweets aka Midnight Gold.

• My family is from a tribe of hilarious people known as the... Mar 30, 2016

  My family is from a tribe of hilarious people known as the Amirites.

• air travel Mar 30, 2016
• here's a little podcast chat about shipping software at... Mar 29, 2016

  here's a little podcast chat about shipping software at SCALE with me, @richziade , and our very fine guest @DeanHach https://soundcloud.

• Worcestershire sauce. Bagel chips. Mini pretzels. Oven... Mar 28, 2016

  Worcestershire sauce. Bagel chips.

• Kind of a screwed-up name for a senior community imo.... Mar 28, 2016

  Kind of a screwed-up name for a senior community imo. https://twitter.

• Podcast #6: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 1 Mar 28, 2016

  Podcast #6: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 1 ►iTunes /► SoundCloud / ►Overcast / ►Stitcher / ►WWW / ►RSS / ►MP3 In the first of a two-part episode, Paul and Rich talk to Dean Hachamovitch, the former corporate vice president for Internet Explorer at Microsoft. In this installment, we talk about what that job is like on day one, and how to motivate a large team working on a massive scale.

• The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 1 Mar 28, 2016
• i guess there's a small thing going on with... Mar 27, 2016

  i guess there's a small thing going on with simpsons/vaporwave https://www. youtube.

• Sunday School https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg... Mar 27, 2016

  Sunday School https://www. youtube.

• No bikers, no skaters, no doggies, no fancy ladies striding... Mar 26, 2016

  No bikers, no skaters, no doggies, no fancy ladies striding around all brassy yelling about lattes, no hippies. https://twitter.

• If you are a person who listens to weird MP3s at night to... Mar 26, 2016

  If you are a person who listens to weird MP3s at night to get to sleep, I present my purest, gold-label supply: https://fcic. law.

• do you feel out of THE LOOP Mar 25, 2016
• this is normal for Wordpress plugins Mar 25, 2016
• One nice thing about hanging in Davis is you can say, “I'm... Mar 25, 2016

  One nice thing about hanging in Davis is you can say, “I'm gonna take this bottle of wine to finish” and head home at 3pm.

• Guys I was just kidding about men in California. And sure... Mar 25, 2016

  Guys I was just kidding about men in California. And sure the water is hard but I LIKE showering to feel like a rain of dusty rat bones.

• California: The men are soft but the water is hard. Mar 25, 2016

  California: The men are soft but the water is hard.

• Tay, this week&#39;s “It” bot Mar 24, 2016

  Tay, this week&#39;s “It” bot A commercial bot from the 1980s. It’s been a big time for bots , as readers of this newsletter know .

• Meet Tay Mar 24, 2016

  It’s a big time for bots, as readers of this blog know. They’re in our Twitter and our Slacks. Never one to lag too far behind, Microsoft released to ...

• Well when do we need to wake up to get the twins to the... Mar 23, 2016

  Well when do we need to wake up to get the twins to the airport and on the flight I asked just now. My wife said, 3:30am.

• if you mashed up a dance mix of the gruffalo with the... Mar 23, 2016
• if you worked on an icebreaker ship parties'd be weird,... Mar 23, 2016

  if you worked on an icebreaker ship parties'd be weird, you'd be like “i work on an icebreaker and i know that sounds like an icebreaker.

• what database do you use Mar 23, 2016
• “Supervised machine learning is an attempt to discover what... Mar 23, 2016

  “Supervised machine learning is an attempt to discover what stereotypes are true.

• “The hello world of social media mapping is ‘Starbucks’.”... Mar 23, 2016

  “The hello world of social media mapping is ‘Starbucks’.

• I'm pretty sure Peoples' Instinctive Travels is why I moved... Mar 23, 2016

  I'm pretty sure Peoples' Instinctive Travels is why I moved to NYC.

• Early to bed, up at 2:24am. Mar 23, 2016

  Early to bed, up at 2:24am.

• Wow this is good https://twitter.com/topreads/status/7124310... Mar 22, 2016

  Wow this is good https://twitter.

• Lessons learned: Ember to React Mar 22, 2016

  Lessons learned: Ember to React Aaron Ortbals is a Senior Engineer at Postlight who recently wrote a very interesting essay about learning React . React is a toolkit/framework that makes it easier to build web applications (i.

• here have this podcast in good faith... Mar 22, 2016

  here have this podcast in good faith https://soundcloud.

• “You make me do things I’m very uncomfortable with, in the... Mar 22, 2016

  “You make me do things I’m very uncomfortable with, in the name of sales. ” https://trackchanges.

• office playlist is currently ok computer and all the plants... Mar 22, 2016
• If you want to hear two men complaining at length about... Mar 22, 2016

  If you want to hear two men complaining at length about LinkedIn for 35 minutes here's a podcast http://trackchanges. libsyn.

• Update your decks!!!!!! The 2016 Marketing Technology... Mar 21, 2016

  Update your decks!!!!!! The 2016 Marketing Technology Landscape is here http://marketingland.

• Podcast #5: Add Me to Your Professional Network Mar 21, 2016

  Podcast #5: Add Me to Your Professional Network The things this pen has written. Photo by Sheila Scarborough, some rights reserved .

• Add Me to Your Professional Network Mar 21, 2016
• have you seen this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2... Mar 21, 2016

  @leahfinnegan have you seen this https://www. youtube.

• “letterkenny” is the first tv that has made me laugh out... Mar 21, 2016
• sometimes the way businessweek does vertical layout leads... Mar 21, 2016

  sometimes the way businessweek does vertical layout leads to wonderful juxtapositions hi @bizweekgraphics https://twitter.

• Today's newsletter is just other newsletters... Mar 21, 2016

  Today's newsletter is just other newsletters https://trackchanges. postlight.

• If you are ever walking along and suddenly remember... Mar 21, 2016

  If you are ever walking along and suddenly remember something shamefully stupid that you said to me, I would like to offer amnesty.

• Also, happy 10th anniversary to the Twitter product! I love... Mar 21, 2016

  Also, happy 10th anniversary to the Twitter product! I love and fear you.

• I'm wondering which API will Twitter shut down to celebrate... Mar 21, 2016

  I'm wondering which API will Twitter shut down to celebrate its 10th anniversary.

• Shearing the little boy at the barbershop.... Mar 21, 2016

  Shearing the little boy at the barbershop. https://twitter.

• I mean you're not watching tv so much as doing... Mar 21, 2016
• Some (other) interesting newsletters Mar 20, 2016

  Some (other) interesting newsletters If you like Postlight’s newsletter, you may enjoy these: Image from “The Above Chart Manifesto&quot; Scott Klein, “Above Chart ” Brand new! Just started!

• okay i had a thought which is what is the name of the wi-fi... Mar 20, 2016
• this is a stellar gif via http://mlkshk.com/p/17X9D via... Mar 20, 2016

  this is a stellar gif via http://mlkshk. com/p/17X9D via http://hannahdraws.

• “I'm releasing a fragrance” is something only rich people... Mar 20, 2016

  “I'm releasing a fragrance” is something only rich people can say. For the rest of us it's disgusting.

• Twitter will still be here in the morning. Mar 18, 2016

  Twitter will still be here in the morning.

• omg i'm not talking about YOU snowflake i'm talking about... Mar 18, 2016
• rusty Twitter is unusable due to npr podcast opinions for... Mar 18, 2016
• It just feels like a lot of work to have that opinion is... Mar 18, 2016

  It just feels like a lot of work to have that opinion is all.

• Why do so many people have opinions about how NPR promotes... Mar 18, 2016

  Why do so many people have opinions about how NPR promotes podcasts?

• subscribe to our nwsltr http://postlight.us11.list-manage.co... Mar 18, 2016

  subscribe to our nwsltr http://postlight. us11.

• Tec hnology In distres s https://trackchanges.postlight.com/... Mar 18, 2016

  Tec hnology In distres s https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I believe that this Medium post is my finest aggregation in... Mar 18, 2016

  I believe that this Medium post is my finest aggregation in my many years of aggregating. https://trackchanges.

• son r u a mailchimp or a mailchamp Mar 18, 2016
• NYC to poopers: Drop dead http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/18/... Mar 18, 2016

  NYC to poopers: Drop dead http://www. nytimes.

• Technology in distress Mar 17, 2016

  Technology in distress A small collection of interesting images. This has been the Track Changes newsletter for Friday, March 18, 2016, brought to you by Postlight , a web-and-app product shop in NYC.

• Happy St. Patrick's Day https://open.spotify.com/track/2esQf... Mar 17, 2016

  Happy St. Patrick's Day https://open.

• do obituary writers practice urnalism Mar 17, 2016
• Oh no I am in midtown on St Patrick's day and oh god no Mar 17, 2016
• It's super rude that on St. Patrick's Day Donald Trump... Mar 17, 2016

  It's super rude that on St. Patrick's Day Donald Trump would choose to be orange.

• by law all future movies must be set in hogwarts Mar 17, 2016
• real nerdy newsletter today https://trackchanges.postlight.c... Mar 17, 2016

  real nerdy newsletter today https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Whoa @girldevelopit was at @PostlightAgency last night and... Mar 17, 2016

  Whoa @girldevelopit was at @PostlightAgency last night and from what's left in the fridge they had a LaCroix rager. https://twitter.

• I hope the singularity gets here soon so I don't have to... Mar 17, 2016

  I hope the singularity gets here soon so I don't have to hear any more about universal basic income.

• All I'm saying is a lot of you could use a little algorithm. Mar 17, 2016

  All I'm saying is a lot of you could use a little algorithm.

• These are still some shitty tweets. Mar 17, 2016

  These are still some shitty tweets.

• dammit drew Mar 17, 2016
• the meetings they must have had Mar 17, 2016
• drafts! Oh no! Oh my god! Mar 17, 2016

  @droob drafts! Oh no!

• Vanglorious. Mar 17, 2016

  Vanglorious.

• Interfaces over time Mar 16, 2016

  Interfaces over time On Tuesday night at our Postlight session Dean Hachamovitch talked about his decades building software like MSWord and Internet Explorer. He also explained the origin of the keyboard shortcut “Control-K” to insert a hyperlink—it was a reference to the final “k” in hyperlin K.

• This article is amazing and horrifying... Mar 16, 2016

  This article is amazing and horrifying http://www. bloomberg.

• My children didn't stop running when I said stop so I made... Mar 16, 2016

  My children didn't stop running when I said stop so I made them hold my hands which made them cry so hard that they asked to hold my hands.

• satire is far better at predicting the future than sci-fi... Mar 16, 2016

  satire is far better at predicting the future than sci-fi http://www. suck.

• Hi I'm on Note to Self, a podcast, I haven't listened yet,... Mar 16, 2016

  Hi I'm on Note to Self, a podcast, I haven't listened yet, I probably sound like a giant tool. https://twitter.

• Today I learned courtesy of @DeanHach's talk at... Mar 15, 2016

  Today I learned courtesy of @DeanHach 's talk at @PostlightAgency that you control-K to link because it's a hyperlin*K*. And I was so sad.

• I mean also a little true of our conversation in a way Mar 15, 2016
• huh! Mar 15, 2016

  @droob huh!

• “When machines win, humans win!”... Mar 15, 2016

  “When machines win, humans win! ” https://twitter.

• Anil Dash, Capitalist to Activist Mar 14, 2016

  Ethics and access on the web: in this week’s episode, Paul and Rich talk to entrepreneur-turned-activist Anil Dash about the early days of the web, access and inclusivity, and the ethical responsibilities of the people who build digital technologies. Plus they try to settle how much you should tip on a New York City cab ride—no matter what the interface.

• Podcast #4: Anil Dash, Entrepreneur to Activist Mar 14, 2016

  Podcast #4: Anil Dash, Entrepreneur to Activist Paul and Rich talk to entrepreneur-turned-activist Anil Dash about the early days of the web, access and inclusivity, and the ethical responsibilities of the people who build digital technologies. Plus we try to settle how much you should tip on a New York City cab ride — no matter what the interface.

• some notes on CLIPPY in today's newsletter... Mar 14, 2016

  some notes on CLIPPY in today's newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.

• The Life and Death of Clippy Mar 13, 2016

  The Life and Death of Clippy Tomorrow night, at 6:30PM, Dean Hachamovitch will come by Postlight and talk about his work over several decades at Microsoft. You’re invited!

• It feels like Spring and I think, “Is this okay now? People... Mar 13, 2016

  It feels like Spring and I think, “Is this okay now? People must be upset.

• I'm surprised that thousands of people aren't filling out... Mar 13, 2016

  I'm surprised that thousands of people aren't filling out all the EventBrite links for free tickets then not going http://www. donaldjtrump.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/708859849736589312/photo/1 Mar 12, 2016

  https://twitter.

• I think America will be fine with that Mar 12, 2016
• right Mar 12, 2016
• i love how everyone is realizing that maybe the trump... Mar 12, 2016
• I'm looking forward to columnists patronizing protesters... Mar 12, 2016

  I'm looking forward to columnists patronizing protesters collectively, as if they were monolithic, structured, and funded.

• I promised myself I'd stay of out of politics on Twitter... Mar 12, 2016

  I promised myself I'd stay of out of politics on Twitter and limit myself to yelling at the media and it's amounting to the same thing.

• “Protesters get caked onto the tank treads, which causes... Mar 12, 2016

  “Protesters get caked onto the tank treads, which causes significant tank-tread cleaning costs for the campaign.

• The article says the people throwing themselves onto the... Mar 12, 2016

  The article says the people throwing themselves onto the ramparts have ZERO respect for the value of a good rampart. http://www.

• check out http://www.wirfs-brock.com/allen/things/smalltalk-... Mar 12, 2016

  @droob check out http://www. wirfs-brock.

• I think a lot about this article from July.... Mar 12, 2016

  I think a lot about this article from July. http://www.

• this is ... incredibly compelling to watch :(... Mar 12, 2016

  this is ... incredibly compelling to watch :( https://twitter.

• there are gonna be so many political bots on twitter Mar 12, 2016
• Instead of writing “I'm hearing reports,” you could write,... Mar 12, 2016

  Instead of writing “I'm hearing reports,” you could write, “I'm tweeting nonsense.

• i'm imaging her speechwriters as those dogs playing... Mar 12, 2016

  i'm imaging her speechwriters as those dogs playing poker https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/398122769293922305 Mar 11, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Come to @PostlightAgency on Tuesday evening and meet the... Mar 11, 2016

  Come to @PostlightAgency on Tuesday evening and meet the man who KILLED CLIPPY (and fixed Internet Explorer) http://buff.

• a vast echo chamber wouldn't echo that much would it? like... Mar 11, 2016

  a vast echo chamber wouldn't echo that much would it? like there'd be people in it?

• Blade Runner sequel: DECKARD, alone, looks at origami... Mar 11, 2016

  Blade Runner sequel: DECKARD, alone, looks at origami unicorn. (VO): Sometimes I ask myself: Are you a replicant...

• holy shit that song is great Mar 11, 2016
• Great photos from the @PostlightAgency “Star of the Week,”... Mar 11, 2016

  Great photos from the @PostlightAgency “Star of the Week,” @darrellhanley — https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Star Profile: Photos by Darrell Hanley Mar 10, 2016

  Star Profile: Photos by Darrell Hanley Every two weeks at Postlight one employee is named “Star of the Week. ” They are granted certain playlist and food-ordering privileges, given a balloon, toasted at a happy hour, and sort of generally appreciated for their contributions.

• i'll leave everyone with this https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Mar 10, 2016

  i'll leave everyone with this https://twitter.

• turns out lots of people also miss staging environments... Mar 10, 2016

  turns out lots of people also miss staging environments maybe centralized platforms aren't the answer to everything https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I had six people propose to my girlfriend to maximize... Mar 10, 2016

  I had six people propose to my girlfriend to maximize engagement.

• This is a load-ed issue. https://twitter.com/goldman44/statu... Mar 10, 2016

  This is a load-ed issue. https://twitter.

• Oh god someone finally let the pigeon drive the bus... Mar 10, 2016

  Oh god someone finally let the pigeon drive the bus https://twitter.

• oh wow i need to rerelease this image applying this new... Mar 10, 2016
• What the hell did these pigeons do... Mar 10, 2016

  What the hell did these pigeons do https://twitter.

• “i miss staging servers” is the topic of today's... Mar 10, 2016

  “i miss staging servers” is the topic of today's newsletter; call me a nerd if you must https://trackchanges. postlight.

• I Miss Staging Mar 9, 2016

  Photo by Струјајое The days of setting up your own CMS and publishing all your stuff on your own site are, for now at least, over. Your CMS isn’t social, ...

• I think that’s what I keep coming back to—the fantasy that it “just works” and then the inevitable… Mar 9, 2016

  I think that’s what I keep coming back to—the fantasy that it “just works” and then the inevitable appearance of an actual new job or ten for people just to manage the integration between all the platforms. The jobs you described are pretty noodgy and there are so many things humans could be doing to make things better aside from trying to bend to the will of software.

• I miss staging Mar 9, 2016

  I miss staging Something important has gone missing from our magical multi-platform content distribution future Photo by Струјајое The days of setting up your own CMS and publishing all your stuff on your own site are, for now at least, over. Your CMS isn’t social, is the problem.

• this holds up https://vine.co/v/bY0xn2YV0Xt Mar 9, 2016

  this holds up https://vine.

• I just went into emotional labor. Mar 9, 2016

  I just went into emotional labor.

• I wrote in the @PostlightAgency newsletter about a cat GIF... Mar 9, 2016

  I wrote in the @PostlightAgency newsletter about a cat GIF that MAY be the future of media https://trackchanges. postlight.

• Tracking down a cat GIF Mar 8, 2016

  Tracking down a cat GIF I was struck by the level of detail in this amazing GIF of a cat destroying everything, forever: I saw the image first on Mlkshk . Curious, I looked the image up on the “reverse image search” service TinEye , and that led me to a page for the artist Oleg Beresnev on CreativeMarket.

• Tracking Down a Cat GIF Mar 8, 2016

  I was struck by the level of detail in this amazing GIF of a cat destroying everything, forever: I saw the image first on Mlkshk. Curious, I looked the ...

• WordPress is EVERYWHERE. You cannot imagine the number of... Mar 8, 2016

  WordPress is EVERYWHERE. You cannot imagine the number of places that WordPress is.

• I should point out, it's totally possible Trump and Clinton... Mar 8, 2016

  I should point out, it's totally possible Trump and Clinton are using WordPress, but if so they're doing lots of *other* stuff too.

• A kind, thoughtful book by @sara_ann_marie and @meyerweb:... Mar 8, 2016

  A kind, thoughtful book by @sara_ann_marie and @meyerweb : “Design for Real Life,” available from https://abookapart.

• what it looks like when you're killing it rn... Mar 8, 2016

  what it looks like when you're killing it rn https://twitter.

• what company Mar 8, 2016
• In case reading is too exhausting our predictions for the... Mar 8, 2016

  In case reading is too exhausting our predictions for the 2016 election based purely on web sites is in audio too https://soundcloud.

• We tried to determine who will win the 2016 presidential... Mar 8, 2016

  We tried to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election by looking at web pages. https://medium.

• i wrote about web forms for @NewRepublic... Mar 7, 2016

  i wrote about web forms for @NewRepublic https://newrepublic.

• Executive Summary Mar 7, 2016

  Executive Summary https://commons. wikimedia.

• Fun Photoshop File Format Facts Mar 7, 2016

  Fun Photoshop File Format Facts The way we used to be Originally published at posts. postlight.

• When the Chips Are Up Mar 7, 2016

  Bloomberg Businessweek has a profile of the executive manager who oversees Apple’s secretive microchip development wing. He’s an Israeli Arab Christian ...

• Global App Madness Mar 7, 2016

  Executive summary: App economies This article in The Verge by Casey Newton is a useful primer on where apps are now. It tells the story of a small company ...

• More bot thoughts &amp; more Mar 7, 2016

  More bot thoughts &amp; more Originally published on posts. postlight.

• Nine Fine Vines Mar 7, 2016

  Nine Fine Vines Originally published on posts. postlight.

• Oh my lord. Wow. Mar 7, 2016

  Oh my lord. Wow.

• Executives around the fire Mar 7, 2016

  Executives around the fire Originally published on posts. postlight.

• Bot thoughts Mar 7, 2016

  Bot thoughts Originally published on posts. postlight.

• Track Changes Podcast #3: Make HTML Great Again Mar 7, 2016

  Track Changes Podcast #3: Make HTML Great Again Which candidate has the best web platform? To find out, we viewed source.

• Usable Data Mar 7, 2016

  Usable Data Alexandria on a bad day Originally published to posts. postlight.

• Maximalism, Digital Mar 7, 2016

  Maximalism, Digital Oh hell yes. Originally published at posts.

• When the chips are up Mar 7, 2016

  When the chips are up The Unicorn is Killed and Brought to the Castle (from the Unicorn Tapestries) Originally published on posts. postlight.

• “Postlight Posts” is no more Mar 7, 2016

  “Postlight Posts” is no more We renamed this newsletter to Track Changes , like our podcast. Then we moved everything over to a new Medium collection .

• Meet our new podcast, Track Changes Mar 7, 2016

  Meet our new podcast, Track Changes Originally published on posts. postlight.

• Caricatures Mar 7, 2016

  Caricatures Originally published at posts. postlight.

• Global App Madness Mar 7, 2016

  Global App Madness Executive summary: App economies Originally published at posts. postlight.

• Podcast #2: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs. Rich Mar 7, 2016

  Podcast #2: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs.

• Risks We Accept Mar 7, 2016

  Risks We Accept Originally published on posts. postlight.

• Track Changes Podcast #3: Make HTML Great Again (Transcript) Mar 7, 2016

  Track Changes Podcast #3: Make HTML Great Again (Transcript) The transcript for Track Changes #3 , a comparison of presidential websites Paul Ford: Hi and welcome to Track Changes, the official podcast of the Postlight Agency. We’re a product shop in New York City.

• March 15 Postlight Session: MEET THE MAN WHO KILLED CLIPPY... Mar 7, 2016

  March 15 Postlight Session: MEET THE MAN WHO KILLED CLIPPY http://www. meetup.

• here's the newsletter today it's about apps... Mar 7, 2016

  here's the newsletter today it's about apps https://posts. postlight.

• This concludes morning tweets. We now move on to our... Mar 7, 2016

  This concludes morning tweets. We now move on to our co-brand with Island Records/Microsoft, “The Internet of Stings.

• because then it would explode Mar 7, 2016
• Meanwhile Bernie Sanders will solve the energy crisis by... Mar 7, 2016

  Meanwhile Bernie Sanders will solve the energy crisis by dowsing.

• Look at Americans boarding a plane and think about how well... Mar 7, 2016

  Look at Americans boarding a plane and think about how well we'll do in TrumpCamps. Snowpiercer will look like Brigadoon.

• Being fat on a plane with a baby is even better. Mar 7, 2016

  Being fat on a plane with a baby is even better.

• “What it’s like to be that fat person sitting next to you... Mar 7, 2016

  “What it’s like to be that fat person sitting next to you on the plane. ” by Your Fat Friend @thefatshadow /what-it-s-like-to-be-that-fat-person-sitting-next-to-you-on-the-plane-85006e263778" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• it's early drew Mar 7, 2016
• Sometimes it seems that the smartest financial decision... Mar 7, 2016

  Sometimes it seems that the smartest financial decision people in the creative industries can make is to die in their 60s.

• she will never notice because you are not a duck Mar 7, 2016
• I know but the children laugh like lunatics and are totally... Mar 7, 2016
• Man that Sarah and Duck theme gets in your head. Mar 7, 2016

  Man that Sarah and Duck theme gets in your head.

• When the Internet Asks You to Fill Out A Form, Do It Mar 6, 2016
• Presidential web platforms ranked Mar 6, 2016

  What does your CMS say about your chances as a presidential candidate? “The last couple election cycles, your typical Republican website looked like it was ten years older than it was, and was prepared by dogs.

• Global App Madness Mar 6, 2016

  Global App Madness Executive summary: App economies This article in The Verge by Casey Newton is a useful primer on where apps are now. It tells the story of a small company called Pixite that makes mobile apps, and is facing declining revenues from the Apple app store.

• They are! I think it’s a real mix where self-published authors who succeed are adopted and promoted… Mar 6, 2016

  They are! I think it’s a real mix where self-published authors who succeed are adopted and promoted by large publishers after finding success— Wool , or 50 Shades of Gray as an example.

• This is a PERFECT example of everything that's wrong with... Mar 6, 2016

  This is a PERFECT example of everything that's wrong with the technology industry. https://twitter.

• Ernie Kovacs - "Mack the Knife" Take 4, includes car... Mar 6, 2016

  Ernie Kovacs - "Mack the Knife" Take 4, includes car dropping through floor. Via http://www.

• The horse improves the taste. https://twitter.com/patbits/st... Mar 6, 2016

  The horse improves the taste. https://twitter.

• The lamest of all the martial arts is Ikea. Mar 5, 2016

  The lamest of all the martial arts is Ikea.

• The Philippines Vapers Basketball League by @Rafeboogs... Mar 5, 2016

  The Philippines Vapers Basketball League by @Rafeboogs @rafeboogs /the-vapegoat-cd40509d9697" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Kasich: “I need America to stop looking at the jaguar,... Mar 4, 2016

  Kasich: “I need America to stop looking at the jaguar, tiger, and hyena eating each other on this stage and focus on interest rates.

• 103 minutes to go https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/70558557... Mar 3, 2016

  103 minutes to go https://twitter.

• Ted Cruz is a Simpsons character. Mar 3, 2016

  Ted Cruz is a Simpsons character.

• Executive Summary Mar 3, 2016

  Executive Summary https://commons. wikimedia.

• Whoops (Was: Executive Summary) Mar 3, 2016

  Whoops (Was: Executive Summary) I published this in the wrong place. The post is over here.

• High-maintenance people make low-maintenance products. Why? Mar 3, 2016

  High-maintenance people make low-maintenance products. Why?

• Good blue https://twitter.com/websafe2k16/status/70539508582... Mar 3, 2016

  Good blue https://twitter.

• 9/11 didn't actually kill irony but this shit is coming... Mar 3, 2016

  9/11 didn't actually kill irony but this shit is coming close.

• Here's Kristof yelling at an imaginary Trump voter because... Mar 3, 2016

  Here's Kristof yelling at an imaginary Trump voter because I guess he doesn't know any http://mobile. nytimes.

• I am really confused that anyone could think that racism to... Mar 3, 2016

  I am really confused that anyone could think that racism to raise populist support is in any way distinguishable from racism.

• One of my policies is it's okay to phone one in every now... Mar 3, 2016

  One of my policies is it's okay to phone one in every now and then if you don't pretend you're doing otherwise https://posts. postlight.

• #russiaorflordia https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705229684... Mar 2, 2016

  #russiaorflordia https://twitter.

• #russiaorflorida https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705220808... Mar 2, 2016

  #russiaorflorida https://twitter.

• #russiaorflorida https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705218488... Mar 2, 2016

  #russiaorflorida https://twitter.

• there is a class of photo where you can't tell if it's... Mar 2, 2016

  there is a class of photo where you can't tell if it's russia or florida https://twitter.

• this headline would make any natural language parser blow... Mar 2, 2016

  this headline would make any natural language parser blow chunks https://twitter.

• Caricatures Mar 2, 2016

  Caricatures Some nights I can’t sleep after a long day building digital platforms for large or growing organizations. A good insomniac activity is searching through texts, organized in reverse chronological order , on Archive.

• Jfc https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/7050811146632396... Mar 2, 2016

  Jfc https://twitter.

• why are people all so down on hufflepuff it seems fine to me Mar 2, 2016
• How did we ever QA our jokes before Twitter? Mar 2, 2016

  How did we ever QA our jokes before Twitter?

• ”Man this is taking WAY longer than O(n log n),” thought... Mar 2, 2016

  ”Man this is taking WAY longer than O(n log n),” thought Harry. ”It's a real shame it's not the QUICKsorting Hat.

• TFW the popularity-based reading service your company built... Mar 2, 2016

  TFW the popularity-based reading service your company built aggregates your own corporate newsletter. https://twitter.

• This is truly horrifying to watch and if it keeps going we... Mar 2, 2016

  This is truly horrifying to watch and if it keeps going we will have something like '68 but worse. https://twitter.

• the purge but 8 months long from march through november 8 Mar 2, 2016
• tomorrow's newsletter has a quiz where you match the splash... Mar 1, 2016

  tomorrow's newsletter has a quiz where you match the splash graphic to the photoshop version https://medium. com/p/edbc1374c715#.

• Fun Photoshop File Format Facts Mar 1, 2016

  The way we used to be A typical computer file has some kind of format — a set of rules for how it should open, what can be changed, and what data gets ...

• Fun Photoshop File Format Facts Mar 1, 2016

  Fun Photoshop File Format Facts The way we used to be A typical computer file has some kind of format—a set of rules for how it should open, what can be changed, and what data gets saved. For example, HTML is a kind of file format.

• still a good tweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4687841... Mar 1, 2016

  still a good tweet https://twitter.

• Do you want @richziade and me to mentor you on web careers... Mar 1, 2016

  Do you want @richziade and me to mentor you on web careers on our podcast (c. f.

• Closer to the top, more likely the typo. Mar 1, 2016

  Closer to the top, more likely the typo.

• As you slept I limned/the outline of your brand/reflected... Mar 1, 2016

  As you slept I limned/the outline of your brand/reflected innovation/innovated reflection/are we not already self-driving?

• i wonder if the big poetry websites are trying to pitch... Mar 1, 2016
• That said writing a corporate newsletter I've never felt so... Mar 1, 2016

  That said writing a corporate newsletter I've never felt so free. The reader has no reason to trust me, so I can say anything I want.

• Integrating your corporate media verticals is frankly a lot... Mar 1, 2016

  Integrating your corporate media verticals is frankly a lot of work. https://soundcloud.

• Got your newsletter right here https://medium.com/p/82258bea... Mar 1, 2016

  Got your newsletter right here https://medium. com/p/82258beab7ec#.

• I erased that last tweet because Trump isn't actually funny. Mar 1, 2016

  I erased that last tweet because Trump isn't actually funny.

• back for more podcastin'—let this lull you to sleep as we... Feb 29, 2016

  back for more podcastin'—let this lull you to sleep as we whisper dulcet sales pitches in your trump-battered ears http://trackchanges. libsyn.

• The FBI vs. Apple and Rich vs. Paul Feb 29, 2016

  The debate over security, privacy, and technology: this week’s episode starts with a battle between two titans, Apple vs. the FBI and/or Paul vs.

• Track Changes: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs. Rich Feb 29, 2016

  Track Changes: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs.

• Track Changes Podcast #2—The FBI vs. Apple and Rich vs. Paul (Transcript) Feb 29, 2016

  Track Changes Podcast #2—The FBI vs. Apple and Rich vs.

• how does a pirate earn advertising revenue? instant... Feb 29, 2016

  how does a pirate earn advertising revenue?

• real actual chat from an editor re... Feb 29, 2016

  real actual chat from an editor re https://posts. postlight.

• Wait, the thing I proposed—no editor would ever want it or... Feb 29, 2016

  Wait, the thing I proposed—no editor would ever want it or pay for it. https://posts.

• We are getting good at putting words in boxes so I wonder... Feb 29, 2016

  We are getting good at putting words in boxes so I wonder what else we can do to help producers? https://medium.

• I have done the math and based on current trends every... Feb 29, 2016

  I have done the math and based on current trends every movie, film, and tv show will be about teens with special powers by the year 2067.

• our TV antenna broke so here's the newsletter for tomorrow... Feb 28, 2016

  our TV antenna broke so here's the newsletter for tomorrow https://posts. postlight.

• hi can I give you a couple hundred bucks for this twitter... Feb 28, 2016

  @postlight hi can I give you a couple hundred bucks for this twitter account if so email me paul. ford @postlight .

• Procession of Monstrous Figures... Feb 28, 2016

  Procession of Monstrous Figures https://archive.

• This is very helpful context. Thank you! Feb 28, 2016

  This is very helpful context. Thank you!

• Risks We Accept Feb 28, 2016

  Risks We Accept Could a content management system help you avoid retractions? Welcome to the Postlight Newsletter for February 29th, 2016.

• even when i was trying to use linux on the desktop the... Feb 28, 2016
• This Frozen backpack is a little off-brand for this BAM... Feb 28, 2016

  This Frozen backpack is a little off-brand for this BAM celebration of mostly-European children's short films.

• Just a regular Saturday with my social graph, you know? Feb 27, 2016

  Just a regular Saturday with my social graph, you know?

• this is very plausible! Feb 27, 2016

  this is very plausible!

• Risks We Accept Feb 27, 2016

  On February 17th, SB Nation, which is part of Vox Media , published a 12,000-word story that was bizarrely sympathetic to the convicted rapist Daniel ...

• Listening to this great ambientiesh album by Noveller. The... Feb 27, 2016

  Listening to this great ambientiesh album by Noveller. The four year olds are having tantrums yelling “that's the same song as last time!

• Twitter trick: A “hmm” implies an “actually” without an... Feb 27, 2016

  Twitter trick: A “hmm” implies an “actually” without an actual “actually.

• Brutal story by @tcarmody about Flint.... Feb 26, 2016

  Brutal story by @tcarmody about Flint. http://www.

• strong strong work here https://gifbattle.zone/b/-KBSrgPKdhh... Feb 26, 2016

  strong strong work here https://gifbattle.

• In this song Sting wants someone to stand further away. Feb 26, 2016

  In this song Sting wants someone to stand further away.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/703222887851954177/photo/1 Feb 26, 2016

  https://twitter.

• Jesus Christ the lyrics are “where do the good boys go to... Feb 26, 2016

  Jesus Christ the lyrics are “where do the good boys go to hide away” https://twitter.

• Today's newsletter is nine fine Vines hand-curated by the... Feb 26, 2016

  Today's newsletter is nine fine Vines hand-curated by the people of Postlight and especially @redkeg https://posts. postlight.

• This newsletter finds good sci-fi ebooks on sale ($1/$2)... Feb 26, 2016

  This newsletter finds good sci-fi ebooks on sale ($1/$2) and is new but already amazing. http://tinyletter.

• Whoever circles Waldo in blue pen in the library book is a... Feb 25, 2016

  Whoever circles Waldo in blue pen in the library book is a damned monster.

• Nine fine vines Feb 25, 2016

  Nine Fine Vines Podcast Thanks for the feedback (praise and criticism), for our new podcast, TRACK CHANGES. To answer some questions: RSS is here: http://trackchanges.

• I heard someone on the elevator say “Ditmas is great” &amp;... Feb 25, 2016

  I heard someone on the elevator say “Ditmas is great” &amp;amp; thought “ALL THESE NEIGHBORHOODS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT DITMAS.

• if you stack those it's a sandwich Feb 25, 2016
• I've been trying to figure out what was so weird to me... Feb 25, 2016

  I've been trying to figure out what was so weird to me about the Chairlift album and it's that it's an album.

• We started a podcast I hope you love it.... Feb 24, 2016

  We started a podcast I hope you love it. https://soundcloud.

• “The Postlight Newsletter, whatever its eventual name, will... Feb 24, 2016

  “The Postlight Newsletter, whatever its eventual name, will be many things, but…” — @ftrain https://posts. postlight.

• Meet our new podcast, Track Changes Feb 24, 2016

  Meet our new podcast, Track Changes INSIDE: We’re launching a podcast, and this is the first one. Plus a short note.

• ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS — EXCEPT EUROPA Feb 24, 2016
• Track Changes Podcast #1: Deep inside Facebook and Silicon Valley with Jon Lax (Transcript) Feb 24, 2016

  Track Changes Podcast #1: Deep inside Facebook and Silicon Valley with Jon Lax (Transcript) This is an unedited transcript. Paul Ford : Hello and welcome to the first ever episode of the podcast Track Changes brought to you by the web and app agency Postlight in New York City.

• I keep having this fantasy that Peppa Pig is somehow the... Feb 24, 2016

  I keep having this fantasy that Peppa Pig is somehow the tragic back story to Angry Birds.

• Imagine how amazing Twitter would be if any of you were... Feb 24, 2016

  Imagine how amazing Twitter would be if any of you were funny.

• People tend to copy interfaces, but what they should copy... Feb 24, 2016

  People tend to copy interfaces, but what they should copy are the constraints.

• if the internet is a new frontier it should be called the... Feb 24, 2016
• dammit i have more bot thots Feb 24, 2016
• This is the actual true story of how @PostlightAgency was... Feb 24, 2016

  This is the actual true story of how @PostlightAgency was founded. @richziade sent me one of these every single day.

• We will probably need the Boston Dynamics robots to fight... Feb 23, 2016

  We will probably need the Boston Dynamics robots to fight off the dinosaur birds. Or vice versa.

• science gave a bird a dinosaur face... Feb 23, 2016

  science gave a bird a dinosaur face http://www. bbc.

• How much fun would it be to edit The Awl?... Feb 23, 2016

  How much fun would it be to edit The Awl? http://www.

• for fucksake Feb 23, 2016
• Deep inside Facebook and Silicon Valley with Jon Lax Feb 23, 2016

  From a design firm in Toronto to Facebook and Silicon Valley: on the first-ever episode of Track Changes, Postlight founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade introduce themselves and sit down with Jon Lax, director of product design at Facebook, to talk about his work and the culture of the Valley.

• More bot thoughts &amp; more Feb 23, 2016

  More bot thoughts &amp; more INSIDE: A leading question, more bot thoughts, a podcast teaser, GIF Battle links, random web links, and that’s actually it. It’s the Postlight Newsletter for Wednesday, February 24, 2016 — Subscribe here .

• Kids make sure to read your open letters before posting... Feb 23, 2016

  Kids make sure to read your open letters before posting them.

• Uh oh http://mlkshk.com/p/17NIK Feb 23, 2016

  Uh oh http://mlkshk.

• Oh my god how does anything work at all this article is... Feb 23, 2016

  Oh my god how does anything work at all this article is great http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2016/02/mta-one-day-625-delays.

• we sure had to kill a lot of dads but it was worth it Feb 23, 2016
• YouTube viral gold idea: Frozen medley performed by an... Feb 23, 2016

  YouTube viral gold idea: Frozen medley performed by an unironic a cappella dad chorus to their daughters and sons.

• Tech execs around the fire, talking about email:... Feb 23, 2016

  Tech execs around the fire, talking about email: https://medium. com/p/1e53181f41f#.

• Executives around the fire Feb 22, 2016

  Executives around the fire Once a year the executives hold an offsite. When the 360-degree evaluations are done they gather by firelight, and tell stories about their email inboxes.

• if norman mailer was alive today his next book would be... Feb 22, 2016
• guys it's kinda traditional to name the people who worked... Feb 22, 2016

  guys it's kinda traditional to name the people who worked on the relaunch :( http://www. curbed.

• seriously google calendar would be much more fun as a RTS... Feb 22, 2016
• how do you win google calendar this game is garbage Feb 22, 2016
• I love Spotify but every day I use the Spotify desktop... Feb 22, 2016

  I love Spotify but every day I use the Spotify desktop client and it's like this. https://twitter.

• “In this spirit I wrote a bot to help me write this... Feb 22, 2016

  “In this spirit I wrote a bot to help me write this newsletter. ” — @ftrain https://posts.

• “For all the grim days and anger that we’ve seen on the... Feb 22, 2016

  “For all the grim days and anger that we’ve seen on the Internet, the vast…” — @ftrain https://posts. postlight.

• Spotify hire me and I will keep this from happening ever... Feb 22, 2016

  Spotify hire me and I will keep this from happening ever again. https://twitter.

• Everything Changes was particularly excellent today... Feb 22, 2016

  Everything Changes was particularly excellent today http://www. theawl.

• if google hadn't killed reader we wouldn't have all these... Feb 21, 2016
• Honestly having a bot write one paragraph is kind of a... Feb 21, 2016

  Honestly having a bot write one paragraph is kind of a great tool for getting started. https://medium.

• I sent out the newsletter early because what the hell... Feb 21, 2016

  I sent out the newsletter early because what the hell https://medium. com/p/44ca99781d43 it's about RACTER and bots.

• i miss you boo https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/70160924554... Feb 21, 2016

  i miss you boo https://twitter.

• List of videogames in MoMA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L... Feb 21, 2016

  List of videogames in MoMA https://en. m.

• This link gives you a randomly-selected Wikipedia list... Feb 21, 2016

  This link gives you a randomly-selected Wikipedia list https://en. m.

• Bot thoughts Feb 21, 2016

  Bot thoughts Thoughts on an old bot and a column written by a new one. It’s the Postlight Newsletter for Monday, February 22, 2016 — Subscribe here .

• In the video to “We Built This City” they rock the Lincoln... Feb 21, 2016

  In the video to “We Built This City” they rock the Lincoln Memorial SO HARD Lincoln stands and sings. https://twitter.

• technology used to be so much fun you kids don't know what... Feb 20, 2016

  technology used to be so much fun you kids don't know what you're missing https://twitter.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWbkxo7VS4U Feb 20, 2016

  @katienotopoulos https://www. youtube.

• “as if you were sucked into the old Infocom adventure game... Feb 20, 2016

  “as if you were sucked into the old Infocom adventure game Infidel” — (DEEP CUT) @StevenLevy https://backchannel. com/we-are-now-at-peak-ted-c4fc4926bf20#---792-857.

• https://www.reddit.com/r/slavelabour/ Feb 20, 2016

  https://www. reddit.

• They read your Medium post. https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Feb 20, 2016

  They read your Medium post. https://twitter.

• heh Feb 20, 2016
• “I'm going to be brutally honest” is how people who have... Feb 20, 2016

  “I'm going to be brutally honest” is how people who have never done a single goddam risky thing under their own names open their comments.

• at the database level there is no difference between short... Feb 20, 2016
• As part of fact-checking on this an editor came over and... Feb 20, 2016

  As part of fact-checking on this an editor came over and watched me do ad-hoc SQL queries over ssh for an hour. https://newrepublic.

• More on how Dustin Hoffman nearly made Blade Runner a... Feb 20, 2016

  More on how Dustin Hoffman nearly made Blade Runner a completely different movie: http://www. focusfeatures.

• Blade Runner with Peter Falk now that woulda been something. Feb 20, 2016

  Blade Runner with Peter Falk now that woulda been something.

• Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman was originally going to play... Feb 20, 2016

  Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman was originally going to play Harrison Ford's role in Blade Runner. https://issuu.

• I wrote the longest article of 2015 and saw Balk's thing... Feb 19, 2016

  I wrote the longest article of 2015 and saw Balk's thing and chuckled and thought, makes sense I guess?

• It’s Friday! One thing you can do with computers is the... Feb 19, 2016

  It’s Friday! One thing you can do with computers is the maximum.

• i'm writing a little bot to help me write the newsletter Feb 19, 2016
• Always close the letter. Feb 19, 2016

  Always close the letter.

• When Instagram came out for Android were iOS people... Feb 19, 2016

  When Instagram came out for Android were iOS people actually worried that it would be ruined by tacky Android users? Or did I make that up?

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/421726721109282816 Feb 19, 2016

  @rustyk5 https://twitter.

• I think my favorite thing I learned about was... Feb 19, 2016

  I think my favorite thing I learned about was http://alteredqualia. com/tmp/solitaire/ https://twitter.

• “People go crazy in 3D. Some like to see how many polygons... Feb 19, 2016

  “People go crazy in 3D. Some like to see how many polygons they can observe and…” — @ftrain https://posts.

• here watch this bullet hell videogame for more than one... Feb 19, 2016

  here watch this bullet hell videogame for more than one minute without wanting to throw up https://www. youtube.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/319787622463574016 Feb 19, 2016

  https://twitter.

• I turned yesterday's roundup of digital maximalism into... Feb 19, 2016

  I turned yesterday's roundup of digital maximalism into today's POSTLIGHT NEWSLETTER https://medium. com/p/27315d71af5a#.

• When you submit remixed @NYPL digital assets I will render... Feb 19, 2016

  When you submit remixed @NYPL digital assets I will render my judgment fairly and with mercy. http://www.

• ARE YOU READY TO BE JUDGED BY ME ON HOW YOU REMIX @NYPL... Feb 19, 2016

  ARE YOU READY TO BE JUDGED BY ME ON HOW YOU REMIX @NYPL DIGITAL ASSETS THEN LOOK HERE http://www. nypl.

• he's said some other pretty tophish things Feb 18, 2016
• Maximalism, Digital Feb 18, 2016

  Maximalism, Digital Postlight Newsletter for Friday, February 19, 2016 — Subscribe here Oh hell yes. It’s Friday!

• For fun, looking for examples of digital maximalism: Black... Feb 18, 2016

  For fun, looking for examples of digital maximalism: Black MIDI, billions of polygons, hacked videogames where thousands of cars are added.

• pass the dolphin to the left hand side Feb 18, 2016
• hmmmmm Feb 18, 2016
• Yeah okay it looks bad but what if that baby dolphin grew... Feb 18, 2016

  Yeah okay it looks bad but what if that baby dolphin grew up to be dolphin Hitler.

• Subscribe to my newsletter it is relevant to your interests... Feb 18, 2016

  Subscribe to my newsletter it is relevant to your interests http://postlight. us11.

• God I LOVE writing newsletters c.f.... Feb 18, 2016

  God I LOVE writing newsletters c. f.

• Few books are as hilarious as the idea of Gummi Bears... Feb 18, 2016

  Few books are as hilarious as the idea of Gummi Bears causing terrible diarrhea. https://newrepublic.

• When the chips are up Feb 17, 2016

  When the chips are up Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 18, 2016 — Subscribe here The Unicorn is Killed and Brought to the Castle (from the Unicorn Tapestries) Bloomberg Businessweek has a profile of the executive manager who oversees Apple’s secretive microchip development wing . He’s an Israeli Arab Christian named Johny Srouji from Haifa.

• Can we meet about the right formatting for the list? Are you free Wednesday at 2PM EST? Feb 17, 2016

  Can we meet about the right formatting for the list? Are you free Wednesday at 2PM EST?

• What other sites did a big mega-relaunch? Flickr, MySpace,... Feb 17, 2016

  What other sites did a big mega-relaunch? Flickr, MySpace, what else?

• i meant to write binary blob but i wrote binary blog; the... Feb 17, 2016

  i meant to write binary blob but i wrote binary blog; the easier solution would be to write nothing at all https://posts. postlight.

• i mean that's where we all live on that banner Feb 17, 2016
• the secret lives of tumblr teens... Feb 17, 2016

  the secret lives of tumblr teens https://newrepublic.

• Mythology explains that a unicorn can only be captured by a... Feb 17, 2016

  Mythology explains that a unicorn can only be captured by a virgin. Which might explain Silicon Valley.

• Preeetttttty excited to see what @choire gets up to... Feb 17, 2016

  Preeetttttty excited to see what @choire gets up to integrating unicorn verticals into Fortune 50 content platform$$$$$$$$.

• I cannot sleep at 1230am New York time but I am scheduled... Feb 17, 2016

  I cannot sleep at 1230am New York time but I am scheduled to be on a radio show in Chicago at 535am Chicago time.

• Does Amazon’s Data Speak for Itself? Feb 16, 2016
• Usable Data Feb 16, 2016

  Usable Data Alexandria on a bad day Corpora time! Here’s an article about processing 3.

• “I wonder how long you can plant the same crop before you... Feb 16, 2016

  “I wonder how long you can plant the same crop before you wear out the soil. ” http://buff.

• While we figure out what went wrong, the picture of Sting... Feb 16, 2016

  While we figure out what went wrong, the picture of Sting from his 1996 CD-ROM “All This Time” is here. https://twitter.

• SORRY EVERYONE TECHNICAL GLITCH WITH SCHEDULED TWEETS WE... Feb 16, 2016
• “Dear Lord, did you try to include a heliotrope in this... Feb 16, 2016

  “Dear Lord, did you try to include a heliotrope in this package? These roads are to carry words, sir, not for the folly of graven images!

• newsletter thots on pixel-acres... Feb 16, 2016

  newsletter thots on pixel-acres https://posts. postlight.

• i'm kicking this off with a real nice blue... Feb 16, 2016

  i'm kicking this off with a real nice blue https://twitter.

• both and the boundaries are blurry Feb 16, 2016
• I made a list of the technology platforms we use to... Feb 16, 2016

  I made a list of the technology platforms we use to communicate at work. From Medium to conference calls.

• TMZ.com in terms of corn yield Feb 15, 2016

  TMZ. com in terms of corn yield Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 11, 2016.

• TMZ.com in terms of corn yield Feb 15, 2016

  TMZ. com in terms of corn yield Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 11, 2016.

• i think there's a lot in this article that you will react... Feb 15, 2016

  @bn2b i think there's a lot in this article that you will react to http://www. hollywoodreporter.

• doing mandatory harassment training, these women just saw... Feb 15, 2016

  doing mandatory harassment training, these women just saw what you posted on your facebook you monster https://twitter.

• did u ever ask yourself what if maroon 5 and coldplay got... Feb 15, 2016

  did u ever ask yourself what if maroon 5 and coldplay got together and covered fancy by iggy azalea https://open. spotify.

• this is good and i wish more animals would write about... Feb 15, 2016

  this is good and i wish more animals would write about politics @fullfrontalsamb /the-death-of-antonin-scalia-reactions-from-quail-9b9e4f89cb1f#. ybwqciajk" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• the snow glows white on the mountain tonight Feb 14, 2016
• when node supports xslt3 it's all over... Feb 14, 2016

  when node supports xslt3 it's all over https://github.

• this is real https://medium.com/@fun_cuddles/linux-of-the-90... Feb 14, 2016

  this is real @fun_cuddles /linux-of-the-90s-or-why-i-have-linux-desktop-ptsd-1f276a7887fb#. xrrb5if3m" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• I wonder if I'll vote for the dude born in NYC, the former... Feb 14, 2016

  I wonder if I'll vote for the dude born in NYC, the former NY senator, or one of the two NYC billionaires.

• We are just going to Fairway and may be some time. Feb 14, 2016

  We are just going to Fairway and may be some time.

• screw this it's totoro time Feb 13, 2016
• Whoa https://twitter.com/joshuatopolsky/status/6986737585932... Feb 13, 2016

  Whoa https://twitter.

• wikipedia working overtime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sri... Feb 13, 2016

  wikipedia working overtime https://en. wikipedia.

• they kill it and kill it and kill it some more... Feb 13, 2016

  they kill it and kill it and kill it some more https://twitter.

• ever look at social media and go who the fuck are these... Feb 13, 2016
• We have Legos but no telos. Feb 13, 2016

  We have Legos but no telos.

• very strong Feb 13, 2016
• Two sick 4yos, messy apartment, outside bitter cold.... Feb 13, 2016

  Two sick 4yos, messy apartment, outside bitter cold. Watched 20 mins of Simone Biles.

• this is sad but true https://medium.com/de-gustibus/xochitl-... Feb 11, 2016

  this is sad but true https://medium. com/de-gustibus/xochitl-tortilla-chips-are-the-worst-903bc44fb888#.

• Little late in the day but the @PostlightAgency newsletter... Feb 11, 2016

  Little late in the day but the @PostlightAgency newsletter is here: https://posts. postlight.

• In 2023, the Tokyo Olympics will be 3 years ago, Trump will... Feb 11, 2016

  In 2023, the Tokyo Olympics will be 3 years ago, Trump will be in his second presidency, phones will cost $1, and the L train might re-open.

• definitely meaty Feb 11, 2016
• I left my hat on the bus. Feb 11, 2016

  I left my hat on the bus.

• Deep Valley Thoughts &amp; GIF Battle Updates Feb 10, 2016

  Deep Valley Thoughts &amp; GIF Battle Updates Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 11, 2016 — Subscribe here Journalist Chris Perkins reported on GIF Battle, a Postlight Experiment, for Mashable . He wrote: GIF Battle is the perfect game to play with your Internet friends when you’re procrastinating at work, thanks to its relatively short length.

• So @Chris_Perkins1 came by and wrote up the story behind... Feb 10, 2016

  So @Chris_Perkins1 came by and wrote up the story behind GIF Battle. It is an accurate and well-reported story!

• This might be 10% hyperbole but still it feels good.... Feb 10, 2016

  This might be 10% hyperbole but still it feels good. https://twitter.

• I wrote (i.e. was schooled by @jeb) in “Technology... Feb 10, 2016

  I wrote (i. e.

• Thanks to @hungry_inc for forcibly bringing pizza to... Feb 9, 2016

  Thanks to @hungry_inc for forcibly bringing pizza to @PostlightAgency tonight as a gesture of goodwill, friendship, and peaceable intent.

• Technology Internship Salaries Considered Feb 9, 2016

  Technology Internship Salaries Considered Postlight Newsletter for Wednesday, February 10, 2016 — Subscribe here A tweet by Tiffany Zhong , a VC, recently made the rounds and generated a great deal of discussion; it was even aggresplained (or exgragated) by Vox . An image attached to the tweet purported to show the monthly compensation of interns at large tech companies.

• Technology Intern Salaries, Considered Feb 9, 2016

  A tweet by Tiffany Zhong, a VC, recently made the rounds and generated a great deal of discussion; it was even aggresplained (or exgragated) by Vox. An ...

• “Okay. Next Super Bowl. Beyoncé and Jay-Z eating seafood,... Feb 9, 2016

  “Okay. Next Super Bowl.

• Oh wait I didn't screw up the subject line it just... Feb 9, 2016

  Oh wait I didn't screw up the subject line it just *tweeted* the wrong subject line. Software is impossible.

• Also I screwed up the subject line on the newsletter for... Feb 9, 2016

  Also I screwed up the subject line on the newsletter for the 2nd day in a row which is a really great demonstration of technical excellence.

• I turned my Tweet-drizzle re:Twitter being like a giant... Feb 9, 2016

  I turned my Tweet-drizzle re:Twitter being like a giant free hotel into a mini essay https://posts. postlight.

• “I'm sorry I don't care about your podcast.”—A person I... Feb 8, 2016

  “I'm sorry I don't care about your podcast.

• I wish they would zoom in on the books when Beyoncé dances... Feb 8, 2016

  I wish they would zoom in on the books when Beyoncé dances in the hallway so we could see the titles.

• A tiny essay on Twitter changing its feed algorithm Feb 8, 2016

  A tiny essay on Twitter changing its feed algorithm Postlight Newsletter for Tuesday, February 9, 2016 — Subscribe here Source: Twitter brand assets “Twitter went into an uproar Friday after a BuzzFeed report that the social network was on the brink introducing an algorithmic, more Facebook-style feed…. Spend an entire day away from Twitter, and when you open the app again, you’ll see highlights from the day.

• The way Coldplay, as the headliner, shared the stage was... Feb 8, 2016

  The way Coldplay, as the headliner, shared the stage was the model of show-business graciousness and you are all being dicks about it.

• when it works it's gonna be great Feb 8, 2016
• As opposed to what? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/696781... Feb 8, 2016

  As opposed to what? https://twitter.

• subway sandwiches launches new sandwich algorithm Feb 8, 2016
• trust me, you can always give up a little more Feb 8, 2016
• "a" typo Feb 8, 2016
• I keep thinking about is how by-default non-lossy Unix is,... Feb 8, 2016

  @droob I keep thinking about is how by-default non-lossy Unix is, with pipes. It all goes in and you consciously filter or it all comes out.

• One question I have about tech is: Why is it so hard to do... Feb 8, 2016

  One question I have about tech is: Why is it so hard to do things today that we could easily do before? This is not a whine.

• After composing three emails in Mailchimp I have a lot of... Feb 8, 2016

  After composing three emails in Mailchimp I have a lot of thoughts on email-anchored distribution networks that I'll share relatively soon.

• Oh yeah here is the link to subscribe... Feb 8, 2016

  Oh yeah here is the link to subscribe http://postlight. us11.

• Day three of writing a newsletter. God it feels good to... Feb 8, 2016

  Day three of writing a newsletter. God it feels good to write a newsletter.

• Tech Ads @ Super Bowls Feb 7, 2016

  Tech Ads @ Super Bowls Postlight Newsletter for Monday, February 8, 2016— Subscribe here I’m assembling this newsletter on Sunday morning before Super Bowl 50, and I have no idea what will happen when the Carolina Panthers face the Denver Broncos. I’m the co-founder (this is Paul ) who watches the game for the commercials; co-founder Rich , however, will be holed up in front of a large TV gritting his teeth and shaking his head.

• i guess the idea is that the bayern beer festival makes you... Feb 6, 2016
• it never comes into sharper focus it's just that Feb 6, 2016
• Germans made this CD-ROM to teach safe sex nearly 20 years... Feb 6, 2016

  Germans made this CD-ROM to teach safe sex nearly 20 years ago. https://archive.

• Shufflepuck Café predicted all of this.... Feb 6, 2016

  Shufflepuck Café predicted all of this. https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/652482876848631808 Feb 6, 2016

  https://twitter.

• No I'm at a Best Western feeling kind of weird. Feb 6, 2016

  No I'm at a Best Western feeling kind of weird.

• Good point. The hotel is so big that they can't afford... Feb 6, 2016

  Good point. The hotel is so big that they can't afford housekeepers, only really shitty robots like drunken roombas.

• The true walls are within each of us Alex. Feb 6, 2016

  The true walls are within each of us Alex.

• Remember when we all moved out of the houses we owned into... Feb 6, 2016

  Remember when we all moved out of the houses we owned into the big free hotel, and years later management changed the wallpaper to ads?

• We are watching it again @laura_june Feb 5, 2016
• Still writing a newsletter, made it to day two:... Feb 5, 2016

  Still writing a newsletter, made it to day two: http://us11. campaign-archive1.

• Big shoutout to my son who got to pre-k, took off his... Feb 5, 2016

  Big shoutout to my son who got to pre-k, took off his boots, then told me he'd brought his school shoes home last night for no reason.

• Okay whatever https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/695612823402... Feb 5, 2016

  Okay whatever https://twitter.

• Please subscribe to my newsletter.... Feb 4, 2016

  Please subscribe to my newsletter. http://us11.

• Harper's should become a weekly so they can fire more... Feb 3, 2016

  Harper's should become a weekly so they can fire more editors. http://mobile.

• one volume in the future history of crytocurrency will be... Feb 2, 2016
• Updating my LinkedIn. Feb 2, 2016

  Updating my LinkedIn.

• Also @gvSmith, @RogerDHodge, and @marklotto had amazing... Feb 2, 2016

  Also @gvSmith , @RogerDHodge , and @marklotto had amazing nights along with @BW and I know their secret: relentless, obsessive drudgery.

• Just want to say thanks to @bw for endless risk Feb 2, 2016
• Did "What Is Code" win a National Magazine Award? Feb 1, 2016

  Did "What Is Code" win a National Magazine Award?

• They just wanted it more https://twitter.com/joshuatopolsky/... Feb 1, 2016

  They just wanted it more https://twitter.

• I will be at the National Magazine Awards tonight if I can... Feb 1, 2016

  I will be at the National Magazine Awards tonight if I can find a comb.

• There's a subreddit to discuss an imaginary computing... Jan 31, 2016

  There's a subreddit to discuss an imaginary computing platform, the VX https://www. reddit.

• I am in an igloo in Williamsburg.... Jan 30, 2016

  I am in an igloo in Williamsburg. https://twitter.

• I am in an igloo. Jan 30, 2016

  I am in an igloo.

• My children are sitting on me, watching a 3D Disney show... Jan 30, 2016

  My children are sitting on me, watching a 3D Disney show about a princess who rides a winged horse; this is the actual portrait of defeat.

• you don't have to vote at all just don't vote for... Jan 29, 2016

  you don't have to vote at all just don't vote for @richziade https://gifbattle. zone/b/-K9Dao7rXC_wP5rgt_zr?

• This is relevant https://twitter.com/laura_june/status/69307... Jan 29, 2016

  This is relevant https://twitter.

• right I mean code is data. Basically he's a macro that got... Jan 29, 2016

  @zperrault right I mean code is data. Basically he's a macro that got out of hand.

• What was Data programmed in? I am assuming it was an... Jan 29, 2016

  What was Data programmed in? I am assuming it was an Enterprise programming language.

• or younger than the show :( Jan 29, 2016
• "Kanye West insists he won't knuckle under." Free headline... Jan 29, 2016

  "Kanye West insists he won't knuckle under. " Free headline for people on quota.

• I added a slide to my deck titled EMBEDDABLE DATA just so I... Jan 29, 2016

  I added a slide to my deck titled EMBEDDABLE DATA just so I could use this GIF. https://twitter.

• Is there a record for headphones lost per week? Alternately... Jan 29, 2016

  Is there a record for headphones lost per week? Alternately is there an earbud subscription service?

• The GIFs in the middle were spongy, and paired with a... Jan 28, 2016

  The GIFs in the middle were spongy, and paired with a difficult Reisling.

• Guys I just had the nicest day at Yale with the graphic... Jan 28, 2016

  Guys I just had the nicest day at Yale with the graphic design grad students.

• Come hear @jlax tell the complete truth about what goes on... Jan 28, 2016

  Come hear @jlax tell the complete truth about what goes on in Silicon Valley: Thursday, February 11, 2016, 6:30PM http://www. meetup.

• this is strong https://gifbattle.zone/b/-K9-5SO-7XB9aeLaUGfG Jan 28, 2016

  this is strong https://gifbattle.

• Hey! I just completed a #GIFBattle against @Chris_Perkins1.... Jan 28, 2016

  Hey! I just completed a #GIFBattle against @Chris_Perkins1 .

• Hmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/692754164338802688/pho... Jan 28, 2016

  Hmm https://twitter.

• I’m giving a talk at 6:30 today at Yale. I am going to talk... Jan 28, 2016

  I’m giving a talk at 6:30 today at Yale. I am going to talk about how digital file types mess with culture.

• ulgh Jan 27, 2016
• FINALLY—a GIF-first battlechat app for the Internet.... Jan 27, 2016

  FINALLY—a GIF-first battlechat app for the Internet. @PostlightAgency presents http://GIFBATTLE.

• would you say finley is an affectionate dog because that... Jan 27, 2016
• Enter the GIFBattle.zone! Jan 26, 2016

  Two months ago the engineers, designers, and product managers at Postlight (our web-and-app agency in NYC) had a conversation about how the best part of ...

• Enter the GIFBattle.zone! Jan 26, 2016

  Enter the GIFBattle. zone!

• blurg Jan 26, 2016
• Just setting up my gfbttlzn. Jan 26, 2016

  Just setting up my gfbttlzn.

• yeah but it means FUSED LIZARD which sounds like a men's... Jan 26, 2016
• maybe it would help our culture if we just collectively... Jan 26, 2016
• i'm going to go up early and see if i can sneak into the... Jan 26, 2016
• also if you like lectures and are in new haven i'm talking... Jan 26, 2016

  also if you like lectures and are in new haven i'm talking on thurs eve about code and whatever comes into my head http://ayhamghraowi.

• More like Discover Weakly. Jan 26, 2016

  More like Discover Weakly.

• my god star hustler is a pretty great dj name... Jan 26, 2016

  my god star hustler is a pretty great dj name https://www. youtube.

• Also, if you program React in NYC and want a job in a nice... Jan 26, 2016

  Also, if you program React in NYC and want a job in a nice agency where people will respect your boundaries, hit me up.

• You know those dreams where you are back at high school and... Jan 26, 2016

  You know those dreams where you are back at high school and you still have classes to make up? That's how I feel about React.

• Tonight we're holding a party to launch GIF Battle, come if... Jan 26, 2016

  Tonight we're holding a party to launch GIF Battle, come if you like trash talking and GIFs http://www. meetup.

• This thing is gonna ship and we are gonna have a couple... Jan 24, 2016

  This thing is gonna ship and we are gonna have a couple drinks http://www. meetup.

• He’s right. https://twitter.com/PostlightAgency/status/68953... Jan 19, 2016

  He’s right. https://twitter.

• Ease into your week with the nice rotating video on top of... Jan 19, 2016

  Ease into your week with the nice rotating video on top of the new http://Postlight. com.

• NEXT TUESDAY: Come to a big dumb fun free party for GIF... Jan 18, 2016

  NEXT TUESDAY: Come to a big dumb fun free party for GIF BATTLE. See here: http://www.

• I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. Jan 14, 2016

  I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

• Friends: @PostlightAgency built a dumb, fun web thing for... Jan 13, 2016

  Friends: @PostlightAgency built a dumb, fun web thing for GIF-ONLY chatfights—GIFBATTLE. Launch party NYC Jan 26.

• 2016 resolution: Get off Twitter, for all but... Dec 31, 2015

  2016 resolution: Get off Twitter, for all but writing-promotional purposes, until I lose 32 pounds, one for every thousand followers.

• i'd like to add you to my professional network on linkedin... Dec 30, 2015

  i'd like to add you to my professional network on linkedin https://ftrain. thinkup.

• I just think we don't talk about insufferability enough... Dec 30, 2015

  I just think we don't talk about insufferability enough even when it's clearly the guiding characteristic of today's social intercourse.

• Rusty literally made the “they couldn't get Paul” joke I... Dec 30, 2015

  @rustyk5 @karenkho Rusty literally made the “they couldn't get Paul” joke I mean it was the perfect setup.

• Sorry, let me rephrase that. In what way were YOU most... Dec 30, 2015

  Sorry, let me rephrase that. In what way were YOU most insufferable for 2015?

• Of all the bizzarre cultural roles into which we have... Dec 29, 2015

  Of all the bizzarre cultural roles into which we have thrust people, “appearing in Star Wars” is probably the weirdest.

• My children have now talked loudly for seven straight... Dec 29, 2015

  My children have now talked loudly for seven straight hours. My wife calls Advil “adult Skittles.

• this is so weirdly watchable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v... Dec 29, 2015

  this is so weirdly watchable https://www. youtube.

• This is the last thing I will write in 2015.... Dec 29, 2015

  This is the last thing I will write in 2015. http://www.

• law is gross https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20151224/2358... Dec 29, 2015

  law is gross https://www. techdirt.

• Beautiful Dec 28, 2015

  Beautiful by Paul Ford I used to tutor this guy, I’ll call him James. I was about twenty, and this was twenty years ago.

• Amazing book covers. http://causticcovercritic.blogspot.com/... Dec 28, 2015

  Amazing book covers. http://causticcovercritic.

• https://medium.com/@lauraolin/the-most-important-dog-vines-o... Dec 28, 2015

  @lauraolin /the-most-important-dog-vines-of-2k15-1fe72866d441#. uaosx2dif" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• so tired https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/68149365263237529... Dec 28, 2015

  so tired https://twitter.

• Holiday week rush hour is a portrait of the perfect New... Dec 28, 2015

  Holiday week rush hour is a portrait of the perfect New York.

• We are watching Gilmore Girls. Unrelated, here's a scan of... Dec 28, 2015

  We are watching Gilmore Girls. Unrelated, here's a scan of the Fall 1996 Delia*s catalog.

• Rory is volunteering for Habitat and her hammer is wearing... Dec 28, 2015

  Rory is volunteering for Habitat and her hammer is wearing a dress.

• It is so weirdly ironic to watch a bunch of programmers... Dec 27, 2015

  It is so weirdly ironic to watch a bunch of programmers argue fiercely about the correct way to structure white spaces.

• Only 18 hours left to join the 1,300 people who have voted... Dec 27, 2015

  Only 18 hours left to join the 1,300 people who have voted on a question that I will never ask again, even in jest: https://twitter.

• Submission. Dec 27, 2015

  Submission.

• The conversation that follows this poll is a perfect... Dec 27, 2015

  The conversation that follows this poll is a perfect introduction to programming. https://twitter.

• Tabs or spaces? Dec 27, 2015

  Tabs or spaces?

• A short story about a pandemic done as a food blog... Dec 26, 2015

  A short story about a pandemic done as a food blog http://clarkesworldmagazine.

• We just watched Mary Poppins. Maybe 30% of it is about... Dec 26, 2015

  We just watched Mary Poppins. Maybe 30% of it is about global banking at the end of Britain's imperial century.

• Reinventing the wheel is necessary if they keep making new... Dec 26, 2015

  Reinventing the wheel is necessary if they keep making new kinds of road.

• this is for like only extreme nerds but sakes alive borland... Dec 26, 2015

  this is for like only extreme nerds but sakes alive borland turbo c for DOS was the nicest programming environment https://archive. org/details/msdos_borland_turbo_c_2.

• thinking about http://oldweb.today and what other systems... Dec 26, 2015

  thinking about http://oldweb.

• Worry Quest is an attempt to soothe anxiety via app:... Dec 26, 2015

  Worry Quest is an attempt to soothe anxiety via app: https://www. indiegogo.

• Has anyone analyzed The Force Awakens in the context of the... Dec 26, 2015

  Has anyone analyzed The Force Awakens in the context of the theory that everyone in Star Wars is a sentient bee? http://www.

• just check the menu for the "not fried in lard" icon. Dec 26, 2015

  @jacobyjyoung @joshuatopolsky just check the menu for the "not fried in lard" icon.

• Is there anything more magical in this world than piles of... Dec 25, 2015

  Is there anything more magical in this world than piles of cheap stuff?

• “Twas the night before start-up.” 30 years ago, this... Dec 24, 2015

  “Twas the night before start-up. ” 30 years ago, this Christmas poem RFC about debugging was published by Vint Cerf.

• Just took the twins up to the roof of the apartment... Dec 24, 2015

  Just took the twins up to the roof of the apartment building to prove that reindeer have a place to land.

• Part of me really wants to see what it would be like if... Dec 24, 2015

  Part of me really wants to see what it would be like if Disney bought the Beatles and rebooted the brand.

• I agree with @rosecrans, cassette tapes are garbage.... Dec 24, 2015

  I agree with @rosecrans , cassette tapes are garbage. http://www.

• Do rich people actually put make their toddlers wear... Dec 23, 2015

  Do rich people actually put make their toddlers wear suspenders or is that just jewelry ads?

• I've often wondered if there is really expensive Agile... Dec 23, 2015

  I've often wondered if there is really expensive Agile training held on a private river with real foxes and chickens.

• Via https://twitter.com/18F/status/679813274586755072... Dec 23, 2015

  Via https://twitter. com/18F/status/679813274586755072 https://twitter.

• “There is no E. coli in Chipotle.” Umm actually there is if... Dec 23, 2015

  “There is no E. coli in Chipotle.

• Artisanal Java is hand-crafted from bean to jar. Dec 23, 2015

  Artisanal Java is hand-crafted from bean to jar.

• What a difference two years makes.... Dec 23, 2015

  What a difference two years makes. https://twitter.

• Sometimes the fact that if I stayed on this bus an extra... Dec 22, 2015

  Sometimes the fact that if I stayed on this bus an extra 1/2-hour it would take me to Coney Island just kills me. I know I owe you an email.

• Today I took my kids on the subway to Manhattan and... Dec 22, 2015

  Today I took my kids on the subway to Manhattan and helplessly watched as they touched the poles and then licked their hands.

• Wow I just briefly became angry because there are noisy... Dec 22, 2015

  Wow I just briefly became angry because there are noisy children waiting to see this noisy movie for children.

• If you're not the sausage-making equipment, you're the... Dec 22, 2015

  If you're not the sausage-making equipment, you're the sausage.

• There are 3 sorts of people: Those who sell sausage-making... Dec 22, 2015

  There are 3 sorts of people: Those who sell sausage-making equipment; those who curse how the sausage is made; and those who are sausage.

• god i've never seen that behavior before you must have done... Dec 22, 2015
• just relax lee he will not hurt you he will only be kind Dec 22, 2015
• jesus lee i'll TEACH you Dec 22, 2015
• Casey says watch this/I hate all videos of people talking... Dec 22, 2015

  Casey says watch this/I hate all videos of people talking but I also love to self-promote so https://twitter. com/caseyjohnston/status/679328289538760707 https://t.

• I made a list of the things I remember writing in 2015.... Dec 22, 2015

  I made a list of the things I remember writing in 2015. @ftrain /what-paul-ford-wrote-said-in-2015-162bf67a7a09" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• which, i mean, i'm good on tote bags Dec 22, 2015
• No publication has ever sent me a pin before.... Dec 22, 2015

  No publication has ever sent me a pin before. https://twitter.

• thanks to disney there will be star wars movies until after... Dec 21, 2015
• What Paul Ford Wrote/Said in 2015 Dec 21, 2015

  What Paul Ford Wrote/Said in 2015 That’s me! This too.

• i really like this award, especially the names, which are... Dec 21, 2015

  i really like this award, especially the names, which are the businessiest names ever via http://www. kansasfest.

• Listen to Tomorrow with @joshuatopolsky if you want to hear... Dec 21, 2015

  Listen to Tomorrow with @joshuatopolsky if you want to hear tall nerds including me talk about waterboarding Alf https://soundcloud.

• I missed this it goes deep. https://twitter.com/michaelbshan... Dec 21, 2015

  I missed this it goes deep. https://twitter.

• I wonder why the Mast Bros. won't just produce birth... Dec 21, 2015

  I wonder why the Mast Bros. won't just produce birth certificates and prove once and for all that they were born in 1880.

• Awful lot of seen-Star-Wars privilege in this timeline. Dec 20, 2015

  Awful lot of seen-Star-Wars privilege in this timeline.

• try as hard as I might I can't figure out why CD-ROM Today... Dec 20, 2015

  try as hard as I might I can't figure out why CD-ROM Today Magazine went under https://en. m.

• https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_defunct_American_per... Dec 20, 2015

  https://en. m.

• i...wow... https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect... Dec 20, 2015

  i... wow...

• “I could hear their dogs peeing on the floor upstairs.”... Dec 20, 2015

  “I could hear their dogs peeing on the floor upstairs. ” — http://www.

• YouTube is telling me that there is a moment in time when a... Dec 19, 2015

  YouTube is telling me that there is a moment in time when a food thing ceases to be whatever it is, and transitions to a cake topper.

• Holy shit the cookie decorations videos on YouTube are... Dec 19, 2015

  Holy shit the cookie decorations videos on YouTube are making me panic about the future of labor.

• I keep thinking about this cartoon.... Dec 19, 2015

  I keep thinking about this cartoon. https://twitter.

• Emacs fireplace https://github.com/johanvts/emacs-fireplace Dec 18, 2015

  Emacs fireplace https://github.

• Jet fuel can't remelt steel beams. Dec 18, 2015

  Jet fuel can't remelt steel beams.

• I'm not usually an angry person but something about the... Dec 18, 2015

  I'm not usually an angry person but something about the phrase “bean-to-bar” makes me seethe with irrational hatred.

• Wtf is happening https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/678005379... Dec 18, 2015

  Wtf is happening https://twitter.

• “She gave up the Lord's time,” Herndon continued. “She gave... Dec 18, 2015

  “She gave up the Lord's time,” Herndon continued. “She gave it up and gave it to Mohammed.

• It feels like we got through maybe six whole months without... Dec 17, 2015

  It feels like we got through maybe six whole months without autotuning a low-income person who witnessed a crime? I guess you can't be sure.

• via @waxpancake http://www.clickhole.com/video/houses-amazin... Dec 17, 2015

  via @waxpancake http://www. clickhole.

• I wonder if these companies have products I could use? But... Dec 17, 2015

  I wonder if these companies have products I could use? But they are dancing?

• I don't understand how to be alive right now... Dec 16, 2015

  I don't understand how to be alive right now https://twitter.

• i'm happy to have a piece in this book of nerdy stories by... Dec 16, 2015

  i'm happy to have a piece in this book of nerdy stories by nerds for nerds published by a nerdy advocacy org https://www. eff.

• We at @PostlightAgency NYC have budget to do an abstract... Dec 15, 2015

  We at @PostlightAgency NYC have budget to do an abstract mural on our walls. We want to hear from all kinds of artists.

• This seems stressful http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-... Dec 15, 2015

  This seems stressful http://fusion.

• I'm biased but this is a really pleasant company with some... Dec 14, 2015

  I'm biased but this is a really pleasant company with some great engineers and designers. The remotes are in NYC.

• “Wolfgang does not wish to speak with you unless you exhume... Dec 13, 2015

  “Wolfgang does not wish to speak with you unless you exhume Noah’s body and prove to the world you lost your son. ” http://www.

• It's really warm, but don't draw any conclusions. Dec 13, 2015

  It's really warm, but don't draw any conclusions.

• Internet 1996: http://pied.nu/banned/the_Dilbert_Hole/... Dec 13, 2015

  Internet 1996: http://pied. nu/banned/the_Dilbert_Hole/ Internet 2015: http://mradilbert.

• “Why I can’t stop putting dildos into the hands of powerful... Dec 13, 2015

  “Why I can’t stop putting dildos into the hands of powerful conservatives” @mathowie @mathowie /why-i-can-t-stop-putting-dildos-into-the-hands-of-powerful-conservatives-2899de83d47e" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Yes—we want people pinning! Dec 12, 2015

  Yes—we want people pinning!

• Unsolicited Rejection Dec 12, 2015

  Unsolicited Rejection “Our organization holds a conference every year. We use a wiki to make a list of the people we’d like to see speak.

• Thousands of words of fighting related to commas in decimal... Dec 11, 2015

  Thousands of words of fighting related to commas in decimal parsing https://github.

• i mean maybe it HAS? Dec 10, 2015

  @sophaskins i mean maybe it HAS?

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/675054710429192194/photo/1 Dec 10, 2015

  https://twitter.

• it's definitely a taco Dec 10, 2015
• is this snow fall Dec 10, 2015
• did you watch charlize theron http://www.nytimes.com/interac... Dec 10, 2015

  did you watch charlize theron #charlize -theron" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. nytimes.

• hope you like pre-rolls http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2... Dec 10, 2015

  hope you like pre-rolls http://www. nytimes.

• Poll: LinkedIn will live longer than you will. Dec 10, 2015

  Poll: LinkedIn will live longer than you will.

• The new Apple iPhone battery-pack case is such a crime... Dec 10, 2015

  The new Apple iPhone battery-pack case is such a crime against design that it should be charged as an accessory.

• this is what it looks like to write a book using github... Dec 10, 2015

  this is what it looks like to write a book using github https://twitter.

• It is critical to remember that a horizontal line in MSWord... Dec 9, 2015

  It is critical to remember that a horizontal line in MSWord is not a typographical element but rather the bottom border of an invisible box.

• I was here tonight. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/674752... Dec 9, 2015

  I was here tonight. https://twitter.

• I know that earworms can play on repeat within your brain... Dec 9, 2015

  I know that earworms can play on repeat within your brain and drive you crazy, but don't give up—you've got the music in you.

• The weird thing with Trump is that NYC would last about... Dec 8, 2015

  The weird thing with Trump is that NYC would last about twenty minutes without Muslim labor, before regressing into total savagery.

• I have a very simple strategy when it comes to writing or... Dec 7, 2015

  I have a very simple strategy when it comes to writing or making things. You should always try to give the listener or reader a superpower.

• Wow people on Twitter have a lot of wrong opinions about... Dec 7, 2015

  Wow people on Twitter have a lot of wrong opinions about podcasts.

• LOTS of opinions on podcasts; what i'm hearing is: two... Dec 7, 2015

  LOTS of opinions on podcasts; what i'm hearing is: two white guys talking tech for 90 minutes, no editing, 10 min intro music = gold.

• i'm a leo it's all good Dec 7, 2015
• this is 100% the music for our new podcast probably THRONE... Dec 7, 2015

  this is 100% the music for our new podcast probably THRONE OF BLOOD http://www. audionetwork.

• oh awesome Dec 7, 2015
• ACHIEVABLE goals lee Dec 7, 2015
• what features do you look for in a podcast were i to start... Dec 7, 2015
• those dudes who manage index funds and tell you not to... Dec 7, 2015
• [throws laptop into bathtub] there i solved email Dec 7, 2015
• come on dude this only took me like a minute to... Dec 7, 2015

  come on dude this only took me like a minute to solve https://twitter.

• for accountability, the tech news site lobsters keeps track... Dec 7, 2015

  for accountability, the tech news site lobsters keeps track of/makes public who invited whom https://lobste. rs/u/ https://twitter.

• Browser plugins are like Rumpelstiltskin — they promise to... Dec 7, 2015

  Browser plugins are like Rumpelstiltskin — they promise to spin the web into gold, then demand your firstborn child. https://posts.

• [grizzled man speaks] this looks shopped [holds up hook... Dec 7, 2015
• Things arranged neatly. https://twitter.com/NYPD70Pct/status... Dec 7, 2015

  Things arranged neatly. https://twitter.

• Something I just published: “If Pinterest is going to do... Dec 6, 2015

  Something I just published: “If Pinterest is going to do the wrong thing, they should at least do it well. ” https://posts.

• Stick a pin in it! Dec 6, 2015

  Stick a pin in it! Pinterest is placing promotional ads for itself onto web pages, via its Chrome plugin.

• why in god's name wasn't @jenniferdaniel given this... Dec 6, 2015

  why in god's name wasn't @jenniferdaniel given this assignment http://www. nytimes.

• If Zappos was founded today it would be a shoenicorn. Dec 5, 2015

  If Zappos was founded today it would be a shoenicorn.

• i c u http://newyorker.com https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Dec 5, 2015

  i c u http://newyorker. com https://twitter.

• hope u like moments Dec 4, 2015
• Wi-Fi works in the bathroom. Dec 4, 2015

  @bravebriankim Wi-Fi works in the bathroom.

• Today I need you to put words in the boxes and data in the... Dec 4, 2015

  Today I need you to put words in the boxes and data in the database, populate the variables in the templates, and put pages in the caches.

• Frank Mills is a good song. Dec 4, 2015

  Frank Mills is a good song.

• I woke up in a state of anxiety; my first thought was, “If... Dec 4, 2015

  I woke up in a state of anxiety; my first thought was, “If you wore a giant lemon on your head and a cape, you could be Dando Calrissian.

• You know who would be amazing at doing the weather? Wendy... Dec 3, 2015

  You know who would be amazing at doing the weather? Wendy and Lisa circa Purple Rain.

• Sweet baby jesus in the manger this first track... Dec 3, 2015

  Sweet baby jesus in the manger this first track https://soundcloud.

• this just came in from Berlin, courtesy of @jackrusher, and... Dec 3, 2015

  this just came in from Berlin, courtesy of @jackrusher , and I think it provides a lot of context re: who we are now http://dn.

• Quad city djs just came on the playlist this elliptical is... Dec 3, 2015
• Sometimes I wonder if ironic bon mots are the best way to... Dec 3, 2015

  Sometimes I wonder if ironic bon mots are the best way to challenge America's most profound ongoing political and cultural failures.

• Or am I creating a nest of sick intrigue to cover up a... Dec 3, 2015

  Or am I creating a nest of sick intrigue to cover up a simple error? And if so then what am I REALLY covering for?

• I'm sorry I am a passive aggressive monster making you all... Dec 3, 2015

  I'm sorry I am a passive aggressive monster making you all think it was Friday for two seconds is how I get my sick kicks.

• I wrote a thing about databases for my friends at... Dec 3, 2015

  I wrote a thing about databases for my friends at @NewRepublic if you want to kick off this Friday right. https://newrepublic.

• Guys you might as well make this your pinned tweet.... Dec 2, 2015

  Guys you might as well make this your pinned tweet. https://twitter.

• this thread is still going https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Dec 2, 2015

  this thread is still going https://twitter.

• is jogging burnalism Dec 2, 2015
• I'm giving a talk on the 10th. It includes a big museum... Dec 2, 2015

  I'm giving a talk on the 10th. It includes a big museum show about the history of computers, even if I suck.

• this is happening in my mentions right now and i have no... Dec 2, 2015

  this is happening in my mentions right now and i have no idea what's going on https://twitter.

• it doesn't matter because you still can't hire developers... Dec 2, 2015
• running android Dec 2, 2015
• ulgh please quit this steicheny bullshit nyc... Dec 2, 2015

  ulgh please quit this steicheny bullshit nyc https://twitter.

• Two of these give me the willies but feel pretty real:... Dec 2, 2015

  Two of these give me the willies but feel pretty real: WordPress as IDE, and Android as the universal OS. http://www.

• this site that emulates old browsers via docker containers... Dec 2, 2015

  this site that emulates old browsers via docker containers is bananas http://oldweb.

• At some level hating Zuckerberg is a lot like loving the... Dec 1, 2015

  At some level hating Zuckerberg is a lot like loving the Kardashians.

• One thing you can do to get through tonight is say these... Dec 1, 2015

  One thing you can do to get through tonight is say these words: “It is not my money. It was never my money.

• I Dreamed of a Perfect Database Dec 1, 2015
• i need a new headshot because that one is basically a lie... Dec 1, 2015

  i need a new headshot because that one is basically a lie now—but @firstmarkcap did a great job writing up my talk! https://twitter.

• that would be...very uncomfortable Nov 30, 2015

  @gardaud that would be...

• what if...most code is bad then most software engineers... Nov 30, 2015

  what if... most code is bad then most software engineers are...

• Which celebrity, living or dead, do you think owned or owns... Nov 30, 2015

  Which celebrity, living or dead, do you think owned or owns the most sweaters?

• omg short-cut white haired white lady in light slacks... Nov 30, 2015
• nerds calm down i know programming a vehicle bus is hard... Nov 30, 2015
• Lee at the rate I move, even Fast Company seems painfully... Nov 30, 2015

  @Lee_Ars Lee at the rate I move, even Fast Company seems painfully slow.

• oh well that logic is impeccable Nov 30, 2015
• like i would just assume that the cost-benefit at Toyota,... Nov 30, 2015
• right but the actual risk to human life from bad car code... Nov 30, 2015
• “what would a formally verified blog engine look like?”—me,... Nov 30, 2015

  “what would a formally verified blog engine look like?

• Who could know he was talking about TYPE SAFETY?... Nov 30, 2015

  Who could know he was talking about TYPE SAFETY? https://twitter.

• after 20 years of being told that web programmers aren't... Nov 30, 2015
• I just logged into http://tilde.club after many months away... Nov 29, 2015

  I just logged into http://tilde. club after many months away and there are maybe 100 people idly connected through mosh.

• Having twins made this person switch from MacOS to FreeBSD... Nov 29, 2015

  Having twins made this person switch from MacOS to FreeBSD and I completely understand where he is coming from. http://mirrorshades.

• this is sort of crazy; an ORM-style mapping of... Nov 29, 2015

  this is sort of crazy; an ORM-style mapping of JS&amp;lt;-&amp;gt;RDF https://github.

• Arby's has sliders. Nov 28, 2015

  Arby's has sliders.

• I'm in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, in a Best Western... Nov 27, 2015

  I'm in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, in a Best Western drinking Wild Turkey watching a dog show on TV with my family.

• I am trying to imagine this club.... Nov 27, 2015

  I am trying to imagine this club. https://twitter.

• “adele quiz available” Nov 26, 2015
• the adele secondary content market has started to overheat... Nov 26, 2015

  the adele secondary content market has started to overheat https://twitter.

• How many individual voices do you think you read or heard... Nov 26, 2015

  How many individual voices do you think you read or heard this year on the Internet? I'd say for me it's something like 10,000-20,000.

• I'm thankful for nerds who instruct me, $5 computers,... Nov 26, 2015

  I'm thankful for nerds who instruct me, $5 computers, feminists pissed off and not, RFCs, my coworkers, my family, prose, and Ditmas.

• it's really great when @doree reports and does big profiles... Nov 26, 2015

  it's really great when @doree reports and does big profiles http://www. buzzfeed.

• oh man he thought there's a 🦃 emoji and if i put that... Nov 25, 2015
• We got through stars-to-hearts pretty well, and I know that... Nov 25, 2015

  We got through stars-to-hearts pretty well, and I know that we can handle hearts-to-tiny-turkeys tomorrow.

• If you want a truly memorable Thanksgiving just break the... Nov 25, 2015

  If you want a truly memorable Thanksgiving just break the locks on all the bathrooms in the house.

• Tomorrow, when you're going around the table, just quietly... Nov 25, 2015

  Tomorrow, when you're going around the table, just quietly say, “I'm thankful for some of my family,” and see if anyone notices.

• i wish missy elliott would write songs about open source... Nov 25, 2015
• I think I just found the most painful cool-dad moment in... Nov 25, 2015

  I think I just found the most painful cool-dad moment in all of musical history https://open. spotify.

• https://youtu.be/rMDTXUO3dYE Nov 25, 2015

  https://youtu.

• I highlighted this too, just so I could kind of hang with... Nov 25, 2015

  I highlighted this too, just so I could kind of hang with my friends. https://medium.

• One way to fight ISIS is by canceling their subscription to... Nov 25, 2015

  One way to fight ISIS is by canceling their subscription to Adobe Creative Cloud.

• This is a pile of treats that feels like it was made just... Nov 24, 2015

  This is a pile of treats that feels like it was made just for me, but it's great to read @worrydream on climate http://worrydream.

• this viral video has an amazing twist at the end... Nov 24, 2015

  this viral video has an amazing twist at the end https://www. youtube.

• Hi! Now that I co-run @PostlightAgency I'm trying to blog... Nov 24, 2015

  Hi! Now that I co-run @PostlightAgency I'm trying to blog entrepreneurially, so I wrote about POWERPOINT TIPS @ftrain /helpful-talk-tips-5347ea7c2745" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• wait is there no way to search through podcasts? not even... Nov 24, 2015

  wait is there no way to search through podcasts? not even the contents, just the titles and descriptions?

• First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then you... Nov 24, 2015

  First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then you savagely turn on your peers in order to show relevance.

• until you hit the Pacific Northwest then buckle in Nov 24, 2015
• The fact that 7-11 sells pizza in NYC is so messed up. Nov 24, 2015

  The fact that 7-11 sells pizza in NYC is so messed up.

• “What the hell were you doing so long in the... Nov 24, 2015

  “What the hell were you doing so long in the bathroom? Four year old: “Jokes!

• Mary Beard's SPQR is patient and thorough and really good... Nov 23, 2015

  Mary Beard's SPQR is patient and thorough and really good so far. This has been Mary Beard's SPQR review digest.

• yeah that game is tops Nov 23, 2015
• unicorpse was a great neologism! Nov 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 @caseyjohnston @MikeIsaac unicorpse was a great neologism!

• Helpful Talk Tips! Nov 23, 2015

  Right now I give a lot of short speeches and presentations, meaning that I stand in front of an audience with a clicker in hand and speak to slides. I ...

• Helpful talk tips! Nov 23, 2015

  Helpful talk tips! I’ve been giving many talks, so I decided to write down some of what I’ve been learning here on the Official Postlight Corporate Blog.

• not wrong, NEVER wrong, just thinking about 20-year... Nov 23, 2015
• I wonder what the next huge tentpole franchise will be. We... Nov 23, 2015

  I wonder what the next huge tentpole franchise will be. We know it'll involve 1..

• In my dream Gucci opened a coffee chain, then the dream... Nov 23, 2015

  In my dream Gucci opened a coffee chain, then the dream shifted to Twitter links to takes on Gucci Coffee. The cups were faux leather.

• Jesus Pac Man give it a rest. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Nov 22, 2015

  Jesus Pac Man give it a rest. https://twitter.

• Hmm. At first when I read this, I was like, “yeah!” Nov 22, 2015

  Hmm. At first when I read this, I was like, “yeah!

• I love failed neologisms https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splin... Nov 22, 2015

  I love failed neologisms https://en. wikipedia.

• what language is that jim also all_songs needs to be a lazy... Nov 22, 2015
• to be honest i still have no idea what code is Nov 22, 2015
• Des Ark is so great https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/650008... Nov 21, 2015

  Des Ark is so great https://twitter.

• 3d printing of keyboards http://adereth.github.io/blog/2015/... Nov 21, 2015

  3d printing of keyboards http://adereth. github.

• I can tell I'm in a very fancy Chinese restaurant because I... Nov 20, 2015

  I can tell I'm in a very fancy Chinese restaurant because I just ordered Specific Tso's Chicken.

• oh yeah the Internet has treated me as a free service for... Nov 20, 2015
• perl6 Nov 20, 2015
• hmm someone should build this it probably would only take a... Nov 20, 2015
• 25 at random or 25 selected or the 25 most engaged over a... Nov 20, 2015
• when i hear unix nerds talk about chroot i think... Nov 19, 2015

  when i hear unix nerds talk about chroot i think https://twitter.

• basically anything sugary and fried Nov 19, 2015
• sugared pork basically Nov 19, 2015
• iknowiknowiknowiknowiknowiknowiknowiknowiknowiknowiknowiknow... Nov 19, 2015
• i hate myself https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/667377681537... Nov 19, 2015

  i hate myself https://twitter.

• gerry rafferty and tpau own me today Nov 18, 2015
• all work has stopped in america Nov 18, 2015
• it's not 100% clear from the interface but ... Nov 18, 2015

  it's not 100% clear from the interface but http://imacomputa.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGynMCzC6Dk Nov 18, 2015

  https://www. youtube.

• who will be the nine https://twitter.com/The_O_C_R/status/66... Nov 18, 2015

  who will be the nine https://twitter.

• whoa it turns out that other profile subjects have had... Nov 18, 2015

  whoa it turns out that other profile subjects have had serious doubts about nancy jo sales's reporting http://www. dailymotion.

• Burn it all down http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-... Nov 18, 2015

  Burn it all down http://www. standard.

• CMS rule of thumb: The number of people working on a CMS is... Nov 18, 2015

  CMS rule of thumb: The number of people working on a CMS is equivalent to the number of minutes it takes for the home page to cache.

• Everything that depresses you about design thinking and... Nov 17, 2015

  Everything that depresses you about design thinking and Silicon Valley goofballness, @garychou is an antidote https://twitter.

• NakedEyes is a good name for a promise framework IMO. Nov 17, 2015

  @rustyk5 @djacobs @jennschiffer NakedEyes is a good name for a promise framework IMO.

• tfw the publisher doesn't use your blurb Nov 17, 2015
• try to get through tomorrow without saying “brand” Nov 16, 2015
• every time they say mastermind i think... Nov 16, 2015

  every time they say mastermind i think https://twitter.

• hello recruiter is radiohead's worst album Nov 16, 2015
• i totally forgot i built this dumb bot that combines an... Nov 16, 2015

  i totally forgot i built this dumb bot that combines an internet term with a progressive term http://ftrain. github.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/666304609460183040/photo/1 Nov 16, 2015

  https://twitter.

• i'm good with any gif where something small happens and is... Nov 16, 2015

  i'm good with any gif where something small happens and is followed by a nuclear explosion https://twitter.

• yes Nov 16, 2015
• mindwalker Nov 16, 2015
• Sneezing with headphones on mass transit is awkward because... Nov 16, 2015

  Sneezing with headphones on mass transit is awkward because what if someone blesses me and I don't hear? So I do a kind of thankful “ahm.

• Everyone is so focused on their own narrative that they... Nov 16, 2015

  Everyone is so focused on their own narrative that they forget to consider all the wonderful things that jet fuel *does* melt.

• Software history nerds only—a 1980 letter from Xerox to... Nov 15, 2015

  Software history nerds only—a 1980 letter from Xerox to Tektronix offering Smalltalk http://www. wirfs-brock.

• Beirut didn't get Facebook's Safety Check like Paris did... Nov 15, 2015

  Beirut didn't get Facebook's Safety Check like Paris did http://www. nytimes.

• typical slideshare slide https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/6... Nov 15, 2015

  typical slideshare slide https://twitter.

• you're sad wrong Nov 14, 2015
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/665306643786153984/photo/1 Nov 13, 2015

  https://twitter.

• do u play fantasy skorts Nov 13, 2015
• stop trying to make you happen Nov 13, 2015
• i think maybe the words "hackathon" and anything related to... Nov 13, 2015
• menstrual hack day http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/a... Nov 13, 2015

  menstrual hack day http://www. buzzfeed.

• goodbye morning tabs. see you next week, late afternoon... Nov 13, 2015

  goodbye morning tabs. see you next week, late afternoon tabs.

• I'm just imagining the moment, you just got back from a... Nov 13, 2015

  I'm just imagining the moment, you just got back from a three day offsite with the InBev team, and your scarecrow costume is on your chair.

• If @postlightagency gets huge I'm making the executive... Nov 13, 2015

  If @postlightagency gets huge I'm making the executive staff dress up like the cast of Hellraiser.

• maybe shonda rhimes should run yahoo Nov 13, 2015
• Marissa Mayer made Yahoo's executive team dress up as... Nov 13, 2015

  Marissa Mayer made Yahoo's executive team dress up as characters from the Wizard of Oz. http://recode.

• It would be pretty crazy if Twitter notified you about your... Nov 12, 2015
• Shooter Jennings (Waylon's son) did a GREAT “You Are My... Nov 12, 2015

  Shooter Jennings (Waylon's son) did a GREAT “You Are My Sunshine” https://open. spotify.

• I like that because those could branch in so many ways Nov 12, 2015
• that is my default dns but I had the exact same range of... Nov 12, 2015
• What is a better term than “recruiting pipeline”? People... Nov 12, 2015

  What is a better term than “recruiting pipeline”? People probably shouldn't be in pipelines.

• We are late for school. “Then where is the pee?” I ask. My... Nov 12, 2015

  We are late for school. “Then where is the pee?

• “Octonauts is a privilege, not a right,” is something I... Nov 12, 2015

  “Octonauts is a privilege, not a right,” is something I just said in a commanding tone to twin four-year-olds.

• guys i know there are other events that honor bad ideas,... Nov 11, 2015

  guys i know there are other events that honor bad ideas, but bad ideas are WORTHLESS. it's shitty implementations that change the world.

• honestly though inside of each of us there's a little... Nov 11, 2015
• at the bad ideas festival i'll bring together leaders in... Nov 11, 2015
• at the bad ideas festival, how much should we charge people... Nov 11, 2015

  at the bad ideas festival, how much should we charge people to participate in the hack day?

• it just screen-scrapes twitter's search for spotify links... Nov 11, 2015

  it just screen-scrapes twitter's search for spotify links you can see what's up in a search like this: https://twitter. com/search?

• bad ideas festival workshop: better javascript through... Nov 11, 2015
• at the bad ideas festival everyone will be able to use... Nov 11, 2015
• i wrote a script that extracts playlists from people's... Nov 11, 2015

  i wrote a script that extracts playlists from people's twitter accounts, here's @PJVogt 's https://open. spotify.

• i hacked a script to get spotify playlists from twitter... Nov 11, 2015

  i hacked a script to get spotify playlists from twitter accounts here's @anildash https://open. spotify.

• goes to show you there are no original bad ideas... Nov 11, 2015

  goes to show you there are no original bad ideas https://twitter.

• guys don't worry the bad ideas festival will be 100% panels Nov 11, 2015
• i just bought http://badideasfestival.com which, spending... Nov 11, 2015

  i just bought http://badideasfestival. com which, spending $15 on that is a self-fulfilling prophecy kind of.

• i wonder if people are less excited about personal finance... Nov 11, 2015
• “yes you can do accents” would be a good presentation at... Nov 11, 2015
• someone should throw a bad ideas festival Nov 11, 2015
• ”why do we throw meat at our parents“ panel discussion at... Nov 11, 2015
• it's really just a person throwing processed meat on... Nov 11, 2015

  it's really just a person throwing processed meat on another person https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/664593098048208896/photo/1 Nov 11, 2015

  https://twitter.

• time won't pass itself Nov 11, 2015
• Hitler's baby shoes, never worn. Nov 11, 2015

  Hitler's baby shoes, never worn.

• When friends from the EU throw kids’ birthday parties, the... Nov 11, 2015

  When friends from the EU throw kids’ birthday parties, the first thing they tell you when you get there is that they are serving cookies.

• Here is an argument over whether it's correct or not to say... Nov 11, 2015

  Here is an argument over whether it's correct or not to say that LISP is a language where “everything is a list. ” https://news.

• “remember your training, Ford” (anthologizes tiny factoids... Nov 11, 2015
• Meanwhile Facebook identifies which asteroids are likely... Nov 10, 2015

  Meanwhile Facebook identifies which asteroids are likely inhabitable.

• Hug your children 6% harder tonight everybody. Nov 10, 2015

  Hug your children 6% harder tonight everybody.

• We were all wrong also the world is doomed... Nov 10, 2015

  We were all wrong also the world is doomed http://techcrunch.

• I talked about a thing and had some drinks, everyone was... Nov 10, 2015

  I talked about a thing and had some drinks, everyone was chill.

• TBD Nov 10, 2015
• I am at this thing where I will talk about stuff. Nov 10, 2015

  I am at this thing where I will talk about stuff.

• This is a very interesting help-wanted ad if you like web... Nov 10, 2015

  This is a very interesting help-wanted ad if you like web things and stacks https://twitter.

• and bad writing Nov 10, 2015
• also how is “bottling” a thing? is the UK really much of a... Nov 10, 2015

  also how is “bottling” a thing? is the UK really much of a mess?

• come by @postlightagency next Tuesday and hear @garychou... Nov 10, 2015

  come by @postlightagency next Tuesday and hear @garychou talk about the good work he's doing at @orbitalnyc http://www. meetup.

• a guy wrote something on wattpad and a woman criticized it... Nov 10, 2015

  a guy wrote something on wattpad and a woman criticized it so he traveled 500 miles to hit her with a bottle http://www. dailymail.

• The idea of a “generation” is just more baby-boomer... Nov 10, 2015

  The idea of a “generation” is just more baby-boomer bullshit.

• speakers gonna speak http://www.meetup.com/Postlight/events/... Nov 9, 2015

  speakers gonna speak http://www. meetup.

• OOF Nov 9, 2015
• I was just thinking of an American remake of Totoro, it... Nov 9, 2015

  I was just thinking of an American remake of Totoro, it would just be Totoro fleeing enraged hunters while Catbus is dismantled for Catuber.

• and when you are all done you package it all into a... Nov 9, 2015

  @harrisj and when you are all done you package it all into a jar...

• I erased that tweet I realized that Sunday night is no time... Nov 8, 2015

  @tcarmody I erased that tweet I realized that Sunday night is no time for economics Twitter.

• The Internet saved American jobs. It saved them for robots. Nov 8, 2015

  The Internet saved American jobs. It saved them for robots.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/569571766475087872 Nov 8, 2015

  https://twitter.

• Any industry that still has employees has potential energy... Nov 8, 2015

  Any industry that still has employees has potential energy that could be released by startups.

• Knausgård is the best blogger alive. Nov 8, 2015

  Knausgård is the best blogger alive.

• Twitter should give real celebrities red checkmarks so that... Nov 8, 2015

  Twitter should give real celebrities red checkmarks so that you don't keep getting your hopes up about media people.

• This video is EXACTLY what the New Testament is about,... Nov 8, 2015

  This video is EXACTLY what the New Testament is about, bringing a gun to a corporate coffee chain https://www. facebook.

• If Twitter made a car it would have 50 horns but no wheels. Nov 8, 2015

  If Twitter made a car it would have 50 horns but no wheels.

• Why is no one talking about the Facebook car? Nov 8, 2015

  Why is no one talking about the Facebook car?

• not that I know of although that is on my TOREAD Nov 8, 2015
• no i was in upstate New York, they were far away, I bought... Nov 7, 2015
• 30 years of Negativland on http://archive.org... Nov 7, 2015

  30 years of Negativland on http://archive. org https://archive.

• PERFECT PROGRAMMING METAPHOR https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Nov 7, 2015

  PERFECT PROGRAMMING METAPHOR https://twitter.

• Well-known jewelry-seller offers Star Wars jewelry... Nov 7, 2015

  Well-known jewelry-seller offers Star Wars jewelry because... ♫Every Sith begins with Kay♫ http://www.

• just went down the rabbit hole of alternative generic... Nov 7, 2015
• I'm now fascinated by hacker ribbons... Nov 7, 2015

  I'm now fascinated by hacker ribbons http://esr. ibiblio.

• When an American says, “There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’,“ does a... Nov 7, 2015

  When an American says, “There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’,“ does a UK person think “but there is ‘tea’”? This was hard to punctuate on a phone.

• the article neglects to mention that they were in a vending... Nov 7, 2015
• Where does an astronaut lock away her emotions? In a space... Nov 7, 2015

  Where does an astronaut lock away her emotions? In a space safe.

• wikipedia timeline of members of the la's... Nov 7, 2015

  wikipedia timeline of members of the la's https://twitter.

• NYC condo board president uses “drones to search for... Nov 7, 2015

  NYC condo board president uses “drones to search for unregistered air-conditioners in windows. ” http://www.

• i needed a convenient proxy factory bean superclass for... Nov 6, 2015

  i needed a convenient proxy factory bean superclass for proxy factory beans that create only singletons and then— http://docs. spring.

• This is one of the best examples I've ever seen of why it's... Nov 6, 2015

  This is one of the best examples I've ever seen of why it's so important to comment your source code http://www. bloomberg.

• My single greatest Internet accomplishment was creating the... Nov 6, 2015

  My single greatest Internet accomplishment was creating the Bartleby the Scrivener Wikipedia page in 2004. https://en.

• i've been studying how to recruit a diverse team for... Nov 6, 2015

  i've been studying how to recruit a diverse team for @postlightagency and most of the strategies out there are like https://twitter.

• Maybe they should rename OpenBSD to CassandraOS, because... Nov 6, 2015

  Maybe they should rename OpenBSD to CassandraOS, because they keep warning us and we never listen.

• Noel Gallagher is a colossal dick and I think Oasis was... Nov 6, 2015

  Noel Gallagher is a colossal dick and I think Oasis was bullshit but this interview made me laugh out loud http://www. esquire.

• Is there a way in the regular or streaming Twitter APIs to... Nov 5, 2015

  Is there a way in the regular or streaming Twitter APIs to do historical tweet search without paying for GNIP? Not complaining—making sure.

• ad agency against spec work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... Nov 5, 2015

  ad agency against spec work https://www. youtube.

• I can make that joke, I'm a co-founder. Nov 5, 2015

  I can make that joke, I'm a co-founder.

• My phone just auto-corrected “co-founder” to “do-gooder,”... Nov 5, 2015

  My phone just auto-corrected “co-founder” to “do-gooder,” which is hard to fault because the entire tech industry makes the same mistake.

• Some of the best women I know are programmers. Nov 5, 2015

  Some of the best women I know are programmers.

• This comment thread, what a world... Nov 5, 2015

  This comment thread, what a world http://esr. ibiblio.

• I know we've been talking about how software is culture for... Nov 5, 2015

  I know we've been talking about how software is culture for decades but it is pretty weird when it actually happens.

• esr thinks SJWs wanted to honeypot Linus, emacs is getting... Nov 5, 2015

  esr thinks SJWs wanted to honeypot Linus, emacs is getting a code of conduct, and Perl6 will ship, the cathedral is fucking bizarre.

• Some days you just want to git reset --hard the world. Nov 5, 2015

  Some days you just want to git reset --hard the world.

• What is happening http://nymag.com/following/2015/11/this-th... Nov 5, 2015

  What is happening http://nymag. com/following/2015/11/this-the-perfect-insane-anti-feminist-rumor.

• Do you ever read plague-ey things like The Decameron or... Nov 4, 2015

  Do you ever read plague-ey things like The Decameron or Journal of the Plague Year and think, that sounds kind of neat?

• My new gym is so snooty they don't have an Android app. Nov 4, 2015

  My new gym is so snooty they don't have an Android app.

• My overall Twitter aesthetic is humblecore. Nov 4, 2015

  My overall Twitter aesthetic is humblecore.

• So I could shower I told my kids they could eat cereal... Nov 4, 2015

  So I could shower I told my kids they could eat cereal while watching TV, and my son gasped in wonder, like I'd told him he could fly.

• Achievement 2 of 2: I took the redeye back, landed at 5am,... Nov 4, 2015

  Achievement 2 of 2: I took the redeye back, landed at 5am, went home, saw my wife off to work on time, and took the kids to pre-k by 8:10.

• Achievement 1 of 2: I spoke at Mozilla's View Source... Nov 4, 2015

  Achievement 1 of 2: I spoke at Mozilla's View Source conference about “The state of the web” and not one person stood and yelled FRAUD.

• Oh wow this redeye between PDX and JFK stops in Phoenix I... Nov 3, 2015

  Oh wow this redeye between PDX and JFK stops in Phoenix I am honestly a very poor planner at times.

• LOL Nothing Matters: A Defense of the Internet’s Absence of Meaning Nov 3, 2015
• Remember on http://tilde.club when we used broadcast... Nov 3, 2015

  Remember on http://tilde. club when we used broadcast messaging straight from bash?

• thank you! Say hi if u see me Nov 3, 2015

  @helenvholmes thank you!

• “Notes on Twitter Hearts” @pdavies... Nov 3, 2015

  “Notes on Twitter Hearts” @pdavies @pete /notes-on-twitter-hearts-d72274594189" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• This is my consumer digital products consumer panic world... Nov 3, 2015
• *fav guy* my stars! Nov 3, 2015

  *fav guy* my stars!

• Oregon CPA conference at this hotel kicked off right at 8am Nov 3, 2015
• but everything was my favorite Nov 3, 2015
• meanwhile at facebook [CUT TO ENORMOUS GEODESIC DOME ON... Nov 3, 2015
• a genuinely interesting and challenging decision would've... Nov 3, 2015
• this heart thing is a totally sensible product decision for... Nov 3, 2015
• imagine the heart-shaped meetings Nov 3, 2015
• So I'm in Portland, OR, from NYC, to speak at a conference,... Nov 3, 2015

  So I'm in Portland, OR, from NYC, to speak at a conference, and I'm going to attempt the ultimate dad move, which is to sleep beyond 3:30AM.

• Then, in 2017, came the Candytown riots. Nov 3, 2015

  Then, in 2017, came the Candytown riots.

• I like the part of packing where you dress yourself in... Nov 1, 2015

  I like the part of packing where you dress yourself in abstract multiples. “4 pair socks for feet, 4 pair underwear, 2 pair jeans for legs.

• 7am flights seem practical when you schedule them, then the... Nov 1, 2015

  7am flights seem practical when you schedule them, then the night before you're staring at a damp sweater drying next to a carry-on bag.

• “My cats are healthy and stay indoors.” “How very lucky for... Nov 1, 2015

  “My cats are healthy and stay indoors. ” “How very lucky for you.

• i love this https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/66090571611129... Nov 1, 2015

  i love this https://twitter.

• Last night I stayed home, had a couple drinks, and made a... Nov 1, 2015

  Last night I stayed home, had a couple drinks, and made a big pile of old newspapers, but no one recognized my George Bell costume.

• So good. Via http://mlkshk.com/p/16DK7... Nov 1, 2015

  So good. Via http://mlkshk.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/389916879348723712 Oct 31, 2015

  https://twitter.

• halloween is saved https://instagram.com/p/9fX7wVPa0j/ Oct 31, 2015

  halloween is saved https://instagram.

• Which has the Internet ruined more? Oct 31, 2015

  Which has the Internet ruined more?

• ClojureIRC's mungojelly: everything is... Oct 31, 2015
• Well, this proves it, we should spend that billion dollars... Oct 30, 2015

  Well, this proves it, we should spend that billion dollars on B. https://twitter.

• *Personal brand voice* My personal brand! Oct 30, 2015

  *Personal brand voice* My personal brand!

• Press release: There is no agency, brand, or media company... Oct 30, 2015

  Press release: There is no agency, brand, or media company that can beat @PostlightAgency at reaction GIF chatting https://twitter.

• accurate https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/66011188860125184... Oct 30, 2015

  accurate https://twitter.

• Sunn O Oct 30, 2015
• Will you go to prom with me? Oct 30, 2015

  Will you go to prom with me?

• are you ever allowed to say “maybe that's enough cartoons... Oct 30, 2015

  are you ever allowed to say “maybe that's enough cartoons for now? ” http://www.

• True it's a good book. https://twitter.com/monkchips/status/... Oct 29, 2015

  True it's a good book. https://twitter.

• As a writer, I am the fattest person at this design... Oct 29, 2015

  As a writer, I am the fattest person at this design conference.

• I am giving a talk in the early evening and it is a totally... Oct 29, 2015

  I am giving a talk in the early evening and it is a totally new talk about how everyone lies about talent.

• I am at #SPAN15 a design conference sponsored by Google... Oct 29, 2015

  I am at #SPAN15 a design conference sponsored by Google Design, and the entire space is beautifully appointed with custom textiles.

• Clojure or Perl6? Oct 29, 2015

  Clojure or Perl6?

• christmas rusty we just have to wait until christmas Oct 29, 2015
• look this is fine for an entertainment product but it... Oct 29, 2015
• This is great. I hope they let me download the whole damn... Oct 29, 2015

  This is great. I hope they let me download the whole damn thing.

• you're telling me Oct 28, 2015
• I keep telling you guys I'm like Cassandra but fun.... Oct 28, 2015

  I keep telling you guys I'm like Cassandra but fun. https://twitter.

• wow via @redkeg i just learned about this john cena prank... Oct 28, 2015

  wow via @redkeg i just learned about this john cena prank call https://www. youtube.

• This @stevenlevy interview with Aaron Sorkin about making... Oct 28, 2015

  This @stevenlevy interview with Aaron Sorkin about making up true-ish things for the Steve Jobs movie is great https://medium. com/backchannel/this-isn-t-the-steve-jobs-story-ea016107cace#.

• man it seems like the TalkTalk network was living in... Oct 27, 2015
• You know, given the scope of deployment and commercial... Oct 27, 2015

  You know, given the scope of deployment and commercial issues, the Empire and Rebellion MUST have both relied on open-force software.

• Yes nerds I KNOW R2D2 doesn't actually run on the Jabba... Oct 27, 2015

  Yes nerds I KNOW R2D2 doesn't actually run on the Jabba Virtual Machine. He's obviously built on the Android runtime.

• R2D2 actually runs on top of the Jabba Virtual Machine. Oct 27, 2015

  R2D2 actually runs on top of the Jabba Virtual Machine.

• The two-Genesis theory is bankrupt. Something that is 75%... Oct 26, 2015

  The two-Genesis theory is bankrupt. Something that is 75% Genesis is still Genesis.

• You kids grew up in a world where hundreds of bands sound... Oct 26, 2015

  You kids grew up in a world where hundreds of bands sound like Genesis but my generation was forced to live with just one Genesis.

• These days on the Internet you can't even tell if a false... Oct 26, 2015

  These days on the Internet you can't even tell if a false flag is real.

• Here's some useful background on that whole thing sheesh... Oct 26, 2015

  Here's some useful background on that whole thing sheesh what a thing http://jezebel.

• This doesn't go far enough. They should also cancel SxSW.... Oct 26, 2015

  This doesn't go far enough. They should also cancel SxSW.

• We've spent hours talking about how grown-ups always come... Oct 25, 2015

  We've spent hours talking about how grown-ups always come back from trips, and now we watched Frozen so I'm waiting for that shoe to drop.

• i never saw gilmore girls before why does the tall woman... Oct 25, 2015

  i never saw gilmore girls before why does the tall woman wear a blazer over a cranberry turtleneck sweater to call her mother?

• “Saying Grace Historically Considered”... Oct 24, 2015

  “Saying Grace Historically Considered” https://archive.

• back for another one of those adblockin beats Oct 24, 2015
• Subject line was, “LEFT ME ALONE...”... Oct 24, 2015

  Subject line was, “LEFT ME ALONE... ” https://twitter.

• it was okay Oct 23, 2015
• i squashed across merges today Oct 23, 2015
• via http://mlkshk.com/p/169VL https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Oct 23, 2015

  via http://mlkshk. com/p/169VL https://twitter.

• Yes Oct 23, 2015
• One thing the New York Times Magazine feels totally... Oct 23, 2015

  One thing the New York Times Magazine feels totally comfortable killing is any essay I write.

• how is babby hilter killed / how klara get pragnent Oct 23, 2015
• You could give a very successful talk explaining why you... Oct 23, 2015
• One thing that seems to no longer happen at tech... Oct 23, 2015

  One thing that seems to no longer happen at tech conferences is when they send you the results of audience surveys of your talk.

• 90% of conference preparation is hoping the AC works and... Oct 23, 2015

  90% of conference preparation is hoping the AC works and the remaining 10% is pants selection.

• When you speak at conferences they are always asking for... Oct 23, 2015

  When you speak at conferences they are always asking for your slides like two weeks ahead and I wonder what that could be like.

• I'm unprepared. Oct 23, 2015

  I'm unprepared.

• You can just look at people sometimes and tell that it's... Oct 23, 2015

  You can just look at people sometimes and tell that it's been months since they were ejected properly.

• &lt;input&gt; tag still a mess but you know what I miss is... Oct 23, 2015

  &amp;lt;input&amp;gt; tag still a mess but you know what I miss is &amp;lt;isindex&amp;gt; http://meowni.

• “I was in magazines before all the magazines died.”... Oct 22, 2015

  “I was in magazines before all the magazines died. ” — @johnjcook http://jimromenesko.

• Here's how the newspaper would have looked if Dewey had... Oct 21, 2015

  Here's how the newspaper would have looked if Dewey had defeated Truman.

• What even http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/22/upshot/what-we-w... Oct 21, 2015

  What even http://www. nytimes.

• it's bad Oct 21, 2015
• http://mlkshk.com/p/168L2 Oct 21, 2015

  http://mlkshk.

• Media: “You worked at http://SlightlyTrashy.biz? Ulgh, your... Oct 21, 2015

  Media: “You worked at http://SlightlyTrashy. biz?

• Have your take and eat it too. Oct 20, 2015

  Have your take and eat it too.

• Is there a name for stuff like the Star Wars trailer where... Oct 20, 2015

  Is there a name for stuff like the Star Wars trailer where every possible opinion is registered across every medium but it means nothing?

• Sometimes I imagine having to explain things about the web... Oct 20, 2015

  Sometimes I imagine having to explain things about the web to the Rat Pack and Sinatra is like, “Let me tell you about MY cookie policy.

• scaling writing tools has always been a problem... Oct 20, 2015

  scaling writing tools has always been a problem https://instagram. com/p/9EagdoTVg0/?

• I love this time of year, when everyone starts to access... Oct 20, 2015

  I love this time of year, when everyone starts to access the Internet through cableknit modems.

• jeeeesus Oct 20, 2015
• Legal tip: Everyone needs to update their wills to clarify... Oct 19, 2015

  Legal tip: Everyone needs to update their wills to clarify who owns their 3D likeness.

• I'm about to join a gym again which means I need to... Oct 19, 2015

  I'm about to join a gym again which means I need to practice avoiding eye contact and frowning.

• ulgh this is too real Oct 19, 2015
• When you die and see heaven and doctors bring you back to... Oct 19, 2015

  When you die and see heaven and doctors bring you back to life do you have to do the tutorial again before you can start your life over?

• I made $280 (56%) trading $BRKB, trailing the stock and... Oct 19, 2015

  I made $280 (56%) trading $BRKB, trailing the stock and beating the market! Play the @business Trading Game: http://www.

• just want to point out, not without regret, that “blimp... Oct 19, 2015
• It's fun to watch two powerful organizations—Amazon &amp;... Oct 19, 2015

  It's fun to watch two powerful organizations—Amazon &amp;amp; NYT—that are utterly full of themselves go at it on Medium. It's like blimp jousting.

• I read this and just immediately think, “wow, that Times... Oct 19, 2015

  I read this and just immediately think, “wow, that Times article must have been REALLY true, not just partially. ” @jaycarney /what-the-new-york-times-didn-t-tell-you-a1128aa78931" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• “a music scoring system using pic and... Oct 19, 2015

  “a music scoring system using pic and troff”— http://www. langston.

• “I need a breakfast fruit salad without any goddamn granola... Oct 19, 2015

  “I need a breakfast fruit salad without any goddamn granola or yogurt where they don't bottomload with shitmelon.

• no it stops at the edge of the browser Oct 18, 2015
• what if i had 2 gmail accounts open &amp; wanted to drag... Oct 18, 2015

  what if i had 2 gmail accounts open &amp;amp; wanted to drag one email to the other account—impossible, right? now what if it was 1 gmail, 1 yahoo?

• Software is COMPLICATED http://www.caravanmagazine.in/lede/... Oct 18, 2015

  Software is COMPLICATED http://www. caravanmagazine.

• yeah work doesn't always encourage the sort of awareness... Oct 18, 2015

  @moishel yeah work doesn't always encourage the sort of awareness that leads to a close relationship with our bodies but also it's on us.

• Work is so often in opposition to our bodies. Oct 18, 2015

  Work is so often in opposition to our bodies.

• What it's like to balance a bilateral orchiectomy with... Oct 18, 2015

  What it's like to balance a bilateral orchiectomy with client work http://robynkanner. tumblr.

• a book by my dad http://turksheadreview.com/sprucealley/eboo... Oct 17, 2015

  a book by my dad http://turksheadreview. com/sprucealley/ebooks/singingwire.

• https://twitter.com/_alex_mar/status/654684623167877120 Oct 17, 2015

  @laura_june https://twitter.

• Oh god my scalp is burning and the train has paused and... Oct 17, 2015

  Oh god my scalp is burning and the train has paused and that Taylor Swift song by The Knocks is playing on my phone.

• The train just came out of a tunnel and I am 60% bedbugs. Oct 17, 2015

  The train just came out of a tunnel and I am 60% bedbugs.

• When you get home, wrote my wife, put all of your clothes... Oct 17, 2015

  When you get home, wrote my wife, put all of your clothes in the washer immediately because of Times Square bedbug risk.

• I am a miserably critical human being who is about to watch... Oct 16, 2015

  I am a miserably critical human being who is about to watch The Martian by myself in Times Square. There was already an ad for Slack.

• sure if by bed you mean a human containment pod on my... Oct 16, 2015
• look at that toy lee it has a FACE THAT YOU RIP OFF TO... Oct 16, 2015
• they tried to warn us https://archive.org/stream/starlog_mag... Oct 16, 2015

  they tried to warn us #page /n3/mode/1up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://archive. org/stream/starlog_magazine-130/130 #page /n3/mode/1up https://twitter.

• i want all this merch https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/6551... Oct 16, 2015

  i want all this merch https://twitter.

• beautiful Oct 16, 2015
• Sometimes thoughts get promoted to thought leadership even... Oct 16, 2015

  Sometimes thoughts get promoted to thought leadership even though they are far more productive and happy as thoughts.

• If ever you are lost, ask the brands. Oct 16, 2015

  If ever you are lost, ask the brands.

• True fact: Happiness is a concept created by marketers in... Oct 16, 2015

  True fact: Happiness is a concept created by marketers in 1918 in order to sell mouthwash.

• Scsi was a great port don't let no one tell you different. Oct 15, 2015

  Scsi was a great port don't let no one tell you different.

• Sometimes I have Meetups alone. Oct 15, 2015

  Sometimes I have Meetups alone.

• People are funny about global capitalism but I like... Oct 15, 2015

  People are funny about global capitalism but I like bringing it up in meetings.

• I see the edge of the desk from reception Oct 15, 2015
• i'm going to go talk to the @barbariangroup today and i'm... Oct 15, 2015
• An EdTech Buzzword Bingo Card Oct 14, 2015
• I tried to explain to two pizza-eating 4-yr olds why Peppa... Oct 14, 2015

  I tried to explain to two pizza-eating 4-yr olds why Peppa Pig would never eat pepperoni and ended up in an ontological shit hurricane.

• Holy shit if you type “TK“ in Medium it now puts a little... Oct 13, 2015

  Holy shit if you type “TK“ in Medium it now puts a little “TK” in the margin this is HUGE. https://twitter.

• Yeah, it's so weird/sad to see people crowing about the... Oct 13, 2015

  Yeah, it's so weird/sad to see people crowing about the Twitter layoffs. Layoffs suck for everyone.

• “The difference between us and Vice,” he said, “is that... Oct 13, 2015

  “The difference between us and Vice,” he said, “is that we’re going after the guy with a job. ” http://nyti.

• Here are the popular results for “Beard Ornament” on Etsy:... Oct 12, 2015

  Here are the popular results for “Beard Ornament” on Etsy: https://www. etsy.

• perl6 makes me want to grow a beard just so i can weave... Oct 12, 2015
• this one was okay too https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/2089... Oct 12, 2015

  this one was okay too https://twitter.

• My best tweet. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/15294995857... Oct 12, 2015

  My best tweet. https://twitter.

• ICYMI: @anildash saw it yesterday.... Oct 12, 2015

  ICYMI: @anildash saw it yesterday. https://twitter.

• if you want to feel like hitler for not fostering cats... Oct 12, 2015

  if you want to feel like hitler for not fostering cats immediately see: http://www. breakingcatnews.

• wow wow wow wow thank you @laura_june... Oct 12, 2015

  wow wow wow wow thank you @laura_june https://twitter.

• This comments thread from a 2012 article is from a world of... Oct 12, 2015

  This comments thread from a 2012 article is from a world of warmth and kindness I no longer recognize http://www. theawl.

• i'm writing about a business-ey subject (talent) so i'm... Oct 11, 2015
• Bad horse is badder than we knew.... Oct 11, 2015

  Bad horse is badder than we knew. https://twitter.

• this man is an american hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?t... Oct 11, 2015

  this man is an american hero https://www. youtube.

• Fair https://theintercept.com/2015/10/06/stop-sending-jonath... Oct 9, 2015

  Fair https://theintercept.

• Shit just got real. @PostlightAgency... Oct 9, 2015

  Shit just got real. @PostlightAgency https://twitter.

• STATS: For my 1-hour @Digg Dialog I answered ALL the Most... Oct 9, 2015

  STATS: For my 1-hour @Digg Dialog I answered ALL the Most Dugg questions as fast as I could and wrote 3,340 wds. http://digg.

• “Oh, by the way, it's DIALOG, D I A L OG,” —My Digg Handler... Oct 9, 2015

  “Oh, by the way, it's DIALOG, D I A L OG,” —My Digg Handler @Digg , #onbrand #comments " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://digg.

• I'm being used to test @Digg DIALOGUES, re: my Wikipedia... Oct 9, 2015

  I'm being used to test @Digg DIALOGUES, re: my Wikipedia piece for TNR. Get in there NOW &amp;amp; Ask Me, um, Something http://digg.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/652482876848631808/photo/1 Oct 9, 2015

  https://twitter.

• She fights for social justice in Sherlock fandom. He's the... Oct 8, 2015

  She fights for social justice in Sherlock fandom. He's the #1 poster in the PUA subreddit.

• Passed the Tumblr offices and there were movie trucks... Oct 8, 2015

  Passed the Tumblr offices and there were movie trucks outside so everyone get ready for that movie to maybe happen.

• What if in the future Apple acquires Applebees and then... Oct 8, 2015

  What if in the future Apple acquires Applebees and then also acquires all the bees.

• If you do image editing for the government you are entitled... Oct 8, 2015

  If you do image editing for the government you are entitled to say you served in Channel Ops. A little photoshop joke with your coffee.

• ideas have a strange way of showing up about 3 hours before... Oct 8, 2015

  ideas have a strange way of showing up about 3 hours before i give a talk and then i have to run around and find seats for them.

• I'm going to give a short talk about doing more than one... Oct 7, 2015

  I'm going to give a short talk about doing more than one thing—in my case writing &amp;amp; programming—at Brooklyn1. 0 tomorrow.

• Associate project manager Dash helped manage that scope creep. Oct 7, 2015

  Associate project manager Dash helped manage that scope creep.

• Hey, Ev Williams. This is all good and interesting news. Oct 7, 2015

  Hey, Ev Williams . This is all good and interesting news.

• cool tags Oct 7, 2015
• Daughter crying rn because the raisin smiley face she asked... Oct 7, 2015

  Daughter crying rn because the raisin smiley face she asked for in her yogurt didn't have a nose.

• don't be fooled most of these horses are bots... Oct 7, 2015

  don't be fooled most of these horses are bots http://chatroom.

• what a time to be http://mlkshk.com/p/FSX0 Oct 7, 2015

  what a time to be http://mlkshk.

• you know that will never do but the GOOD news is that the... Oct 7, 2015
• It sort of depends if there's a new but much broader cohort... Oct 7, 2015

  @rustyk5 It sort of depends if there's a new but much broader cohort of graybeardish-types writing tests for CPAN modules.

• it's kind of great tbh, it took the loooooong view, like I... Oct 7, 2015
• Did you show them the PDF about... Oct 7, 2015

  @rustyk5 Did you show them the PDF about async/concurrency/parallelism and what promises can look like if done right?

• https://medium.com/ghostboat Oct 7, 2015

  https://medium.

• The Chaotic Wisdom of Wikipedia Paragraphs Oct 6, 2015
• ULGH #hillennials is already a hashtag in certain parts. Oct 6, 2015

  ULGH #hillennials is already a hashtag in certain parts.

• Has anyone called young prospective Hillary voters... Oct 6, 2015

  Has anyone called young prospective Hillary voters “Hillennials” yet?

• Building a business is cool. https://twitter.com/PostlightAg... Oct 6, 2015

  Building a business is cool. https://twitter.

• Was just walking down the street and said out loud to... Oct 5, 2015

  Was just walking down the street and said out loud to myself “You just got your Sturzende in my Neubaten! ” and I have no idea why.

• “The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are... Oct 5, 2015

  “The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/650857061723471876/photo/1 Oct 4, 2015

  https://twitter.

• I think a lot about this email and the circumstances that... Oct 4, 2015

  I think a lot about this email and the circumstances that caused it to be sent. https://twitter.

• In Praise of Meaningless Work http://www.newrepublic.com/art... Oct 4, 2015

  In Praise of Meaningless Work http://www. newrepublic.

• First, Let’s Get Rid of All the Bosses... Oct 4, 2015

  First, Let’s Get Rid of All the Bosses http://www. newrepublic.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/650726002461556736/photo/1 Oct 4, 2015

  @rustyk5 @kosamari @tophtucker https://twitter.

• Oh god this means JavaScript is here to stay forever. Oct 4, 2015

  @rustyk5 @tophtucker Oh god this means JavaScript is here to stay forever.

• i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had... Oct 3, 2015
• I owe lots of people @PostlightAgency emails. Mea culpa.... Oct 2, 2015

  I owe lots of people @PostlightAgency emails. Mea culpa.

• Never forget. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/650052068254... Oct 2, 2015

  Never forget. https://twitter.

• A gray-haired man says, “The New York Times,” and looks out... Oct 2, 2015

  @chrisbeha A gray-haired man says, “The New York Times,” and looks out a rainy window, shaking his head. Could be 1890, 1930, or today.

• “The magazine recently earned praise for devoting an issue... Oct 2, 2015

  “The magazine recently earned praise for devoting an issue to a 66-page essay on computer code. ” http://www.

• Just want to say if @Tyrangiel bets on you be ready,... Oct 1, 2015

  Just want to say if @Tyrangiel bets on you be ready, because next thing you know you're taking half a klonipin and going on Charlie Rose.

• i had no idea who ina garten is and now i know this amazing... Sep 30, 2015

  i had no idea who ina garten is and now i know this amazing range of things from this amazing @Choire article https://www. eater.

• The Internet of Parents Is Miserable and I Love It Sep 30, 2015
• I just threatened to erase Octonauts from all of NetFlix... Sep 30, 2015

  I just threatened to erase Octonauts from all of NetFlix forever and the kids are asking me how.

• guys relax the pope also met with yo la tengo Sep 30, 2015
• maybe it's time to broaden the definition of being a dad to... Sep 30, 2015
• how can heads will roll a-trak remix have 2x+ the plays of... Sep 30, 2015

  how can heads will roll a-trak remix have 2x+ the plays of maps i thought that people were fundamentally good https://twitter.

• seems legit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/64921902786953... Sep 30, 2015

  seems legit https://twitter.

• Then they wouldn't walk in rain boots so I carried them... Sep 30, 2015

  Then they wouldn't walk in rain boots so I carried them most of a half mile while Coney Island Avenue stared.

• My four year old daughter insisted I cut her pants into... Sep 30, 2015

  My four year old daughter insisted I cut her pants into shorts and I just realized I am wearing the legs as armbands. https://twitter.

• Using a plastic knife my four-year-old son sliced a cheese... Sep 30, 2015

  Using a plastic knife my four-year-old son sliced a cheese stick like a banana, put it on his corn flakes, and ate that.

• And good night to the super blood old lady whispering... Sep 28, 2015

  And good night to the super blood old lady whispering “hush.

• Wow this moon. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/64831754896... Sep 27, 2015

  Wow this moon. https://twitter.

• Fact: Every currently active dad has at least five pictures... Sep 27, 2015

  Fact: Every currently active dad has at least five pictures of grocery products and drugstore shelves on his phone right now.

• these Hiroshi Sugimoto photos of Italian theaters are... Sep 27, 2015

  these Hiroshi Sugimoto photos of Italian theaters are amazing #Italy " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. nytimes.

• hacker news is pretty sure twitter should only need like... Sep 27, 2015

  hacker news is pretty sure twitter should only need like 100 engineers max https://news. ycombinator.

• “no one has found an undoubted trace fossil of dinosaur... Sep 26, 2015

  “no one has found an undoubted trace fossil of dinosaur vomit yet – but that doesn’t mean they aren’t out there” http://esciencecommons. blogspot.

• I WOULD love to see Robert DeNiro as a crazy-coot old VC... Sep 26, 2015

  I WOULD love to see Robert DeNiro as a crazy-coot old VC out for one more raise, call the movie REVENUE DRIVER or MIDNIGHT RUN RATE.

• okay google how do i mercy-kill the part of myself that... Sep 26, 2015
• there will be so many things that are much, much sadder by... Sep 26, 2015
• sent https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/647841222422360064/ph... Sep 26, 2015

  @_dairema @leahfinnegan sent https://twitter.

• useful pope context https://medium.com/matter/franciss-holy-... Sep 26, 2015

  useful pope context https://medium.

• Pretty great week for Pope bon mots. Sep 25, 2015

  Pretty great week for Pope bon mots.

• podcasts Sep 25, 2015
• The best part of waking up/is Advil. Sep 24, 2015

  The best part of waking up/is Advil.

• Ilovenewyork Sep 24, 2015
• Next door during the @sfpc lectures there is a sort of... Sep 24, 2015

  Next door during the @sfpc lectures there is a sort of weird orgasm workshop with constant fingering and yelling. This is real.

• And it is normal. Sep 24, 2015

  And it is normal.

• It is genuinely life-affirming to be in a place where... Sep 24, 2015

  It is genuinely life-affirming to be in a place where people are actively trying to figure out poetry and computation @sfpc .

• EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS NOW... Sep 24, 2015

  EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS NOW http://www. npr.

• i like to do my crowd work on twitter before speaking at... Sep 24, 2015
• what's your favorite meme sir? tub girl? what about you... Sep 24, 2015

  what's your favorite meme sir? tub girl?

• what's the deal with airline food chain supply systems... Sep 24, 2015
• who here has a pet what about you miss oh a cockatiel does... Sep 24, 2015
• and now a reading from ephesians Sep 24, 2015
• i can run i can i can Sep 24, 2015
• for example not many people know i grew up the child of a... Sep 24, 2015
• the whole event is three hours and part of me wants to go... Sep 24, 2015
• guys i'm talking at @sfpc tonight and i guess i could trot... Sep 24, 2015
• i mean all audiences are fake what matters is that you are... Sep 24, 2015
• The saddest part of playing the videogame Brooklyn Trail is... Sep 23, 2015

  The saddest part of playing the videogame Brooklyn Trail is when Madison dies of measles because she wasn't vaccinated.

• wow this guy is about to become really famous... Sep 23, 2015

  wow this guy is about to become really famous http://gothamist. com/2015/09/23/dobro_colonizer_underappreciated.

• I updated the first graf. It's a fair crticism! Sep 23, 2015

  @Lee_Ars I updated the first graf. It's a fair crticism!

• I need the API, the rights management, user management, a... Sep 23, 2015

  @Lee_Ars I need the API, the rights management, user management, a custom CMS, Android, iOS, Android, and web apps.

• ha. okay. see the part where we built beatport and... Sep 23, 2015

  @Lee_Ars ha. okay.

• oh they all have bugs Sep 23, 2015
• oh we have an amazing remote team Sep 23, 2015
• I made a solemn vow to myself that I would not type the... Sep 23, 2015

  I made a solemn vow to myself that I would not type the words “incredibly excited” under any circumstances and I kept my vow.

• Good morning! We launched our platform/product agency last... Sep 23, 2015

  Good morning! We launched our platform/product agency last night.

• It would simplify everything if we just correlated new... Sep 23, 2015

  It would simplify everything if we just correlated new generations of humans to iOS releases. “The iOS9 generation is the easiest yet.

• At first you're like how did the children get harmonicas... Sep 23, 2015

  At first you're like how did the children get harmonicas and then you just are like well these are the facts now.

• Twin four-year-olds at breakfast with harmonicas. How did... Sep 23, 2015

  Twin four-year-olds at breakfast with harmonicas. How did your morning go?

• Thanks to @mciarlo, @tinystride, @closacco, @darrenhoyt,... Sep 22, 2015

  Thanks to @mciarlo , @tinystride , @closacco , @darrenhoyt , and @mutewinter for getting our identity/ http://Postlight. com act together.

• I wrote about co-founding Postlight here:... Sep 22, 2015

  I wrote about co-founding Postlight here: https://posts. postlight.

• The domain is still propagating but if you see the... Sep 22, 2015

  The domain is still propagating but if you see the http://POSTLIGHT. com spelled in cartoon 3D dragons that's the OLD site.

• My friend @richziade and I launched an agency to build... Sep 22, 2015

  My friend @richziade and I launched an agency to build great platforms and great experiences: http://Postlight. com https://twitter.

• Racism is the one religion that never takes a holiday. Sep 22, 2015

  Racism is the one religion that never takes a holiday.

• Here Is Postlight Sep 22, 2015

  Postlight was founded by Richard Ziade and me, Paul Ford. We’re a big company — nearly 40 people — for our age (zero years old). We are a team of ...

• Here Is Postlight Sep 22, 2015

  Our identity was created by Mike Ciarlo and Darren Hoyt of Postlight. Here Is Postlight Great web platforms, great experiences P ostlight was founded by Richard Ziade and me, Paul Ford.

• Really digging these archives https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Sep 22, 2015

  Really digging these archives https://twitter. com/ftrain/status/273058973685538817?

• Why do we do this to ourselves? Sep 21, 2015

  Why do we do this to ourselves?

• I mean pizza rat when you think about it is all of us. Sep 21, 2015

  I mean pizza rat when you think about it is all of us.

• Why is the pizza rat named Paul... Sep 21, 2015

  Why is the pizza rat named Paul http://www. newyorker.

• i dunno i don't read much literary fiction because i don't... Sep 21, 2015
• sometimes I think a lot of people hate Franzen because they... Sep 21, 2015
• No one lets me do ANYTHING. Sep 21, 2015

  No one lets me do ANYTHING.

• If I was to launch an explainer site I would bake in a... Sep 21, 2015

  If I was to launch an explainer site I would bake in a long-term stealth design to own a large portion of the textbook industry.

• David Cameron can do what he wants in private but I'll... Sep 21, 2015

  David Cameron can do what he wants in private but I'll never again be able to hear this song from 1994 the same way https://youtu.

• There's nothing wrong with that. They pay writers and can... Sep 21, 2015

  There's nothing wrong with that. They pay writers and can do what they want with their articles.

• Wired, a digital lifestyle magazine for older men, is... Sep 21, 2015

  Wired, a digital lifestyle magazine for older men, is embargoing articles unless you use iOS9 http://www. wired.

• oh cool just getting my coffee checking out this morning's... Sep 21, 2015
• Wow today we learned a little more about how both law AND... Sep 20, 2015

  Wow today we learned a little more about how both law AND sausages are made.

• Ad networks already do all the micro-targeted content... Sep 20, 2015

  Ad networks already do all the micro-targeted content delivery our future CMSes are supposed to do. Screw it, let the middlemen win.

• We keep trying to make online publications for ad-like with... Sep 20, 2015

  We keep trying to make online publications for ad-like with native, etc. Why don't we just start creating publications inside ad units?

• http://MediumRectangle.com could be a whole magazine in... Sep 20, 2015

  http://MediumRectangle. com could be a whole magazine in 300x250 ad unit form, distributed as an ad.

• I own http://mediumrectangle.com if anyone has any ideas.... Sep 20, 2015

  I own http://mediumrectangle. com if anyone has any ideas.

• For some reason people cannot stop generating content, no... Sep 20, 2015

  For some reason people cannot stop generating content, no matter how little you pay them. That's where your opportunity comes in.

• The one thing to know about publishing is that it's a... Sep 20, 2015

  The one thing to know about publishing is that it's a terrible business, but it's a great business to build your business on top of.

• Programmers now forming opinions about the publishing... Sep 20, 2015

  Programmers now forming opinions about the publishing business: Welcome to the rich tradition of everyone having opinions about publishing.

• Check out @ftrain's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Sep 20, 2015

  Check out @ftrain 's Tweet: https://twitter. com/ftrain/status/193396715779395584?

• roset is cool Sep 19, 2015
• When I pass this I think of songs, like, ♬When the foam in... Sep 18, 2015

  When I pass this I think of songs, like, ♬When the foam in your chair/Starts to show signs of wear/Das Upholstery! ♬ https://twitter.

• man b3ta is still pretty great this is from an image... Sep 18, 2015

  man b3ta is still pretty great this is from an image challenge on “british superheroes” http://www. b3ta.

• oh god oh god via http://mlkshk.com/user/artwells... Sep 18, 2015

  oh god oh god via http://mlkshk. com/user/artwells https://twitter.

• i mean TTL on a stainless steel mass-produced pen until... Sep 18, 2015
• oh wow it's immediately apparent that the problem is not... Sep 18, 2015
• no see you guys I need GOOD MOUTH FEEL but resistant to... Sep 18, 2015

  no see you guys I need GOOD MOUTH FEEL but resistant to destruction like this just looks like it would hurt https://lypen.

• Serious question: Is there a chewproof pen? Sep 18, 2015

  Serious question: Is there a chewproof pen?

• get the pope a tasty-klair Sep 18, 2015
• i hope his holiness likes stale but still somehow delicious... Sep 18, 2015

  i hope his holiness likes stale but still somehow delicious pretzels https://twitter.

• Just a year and change until the next presidential election! Sep 18, 2015

  Just a year and change until the next presidential election!

• Congratulations to sunlight on water which has had one of... Sep 18, 2015

  Congratulations to sunlight on water which has had one of its best months ever #crushingit . https://twitter.

• this is good work Sep 17, 2015
• this is not real but it's great anyway... Sep 17, 2015

  this is not real but it's great anyway http://www. b3ta.

• i was wrong in 2012 and i'm wrong today... Sep 17, 2015

  i was wrong in 2012 and i'm wrong today https://twitter.

• it's 6 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/445063078766718976 Sep 17, 2015

  it's 6 https://twitter.

• luke you switched to incognito mode what's wrong oh my god... Sep 17, 2015
• augmented reality is going to allow for actual human blocks... Sep 17, 2015
• the sad thing is that the ad people have the good content... Sep 17, 2015
• now block the ads in podcasts seriously mailchimp i fucking... Sep 17, 2015
• so many panel discussions will be born today it's wonderful Sep 17, 2015
• the IAB is going to do something about this just as soon as... Sep 17, 2015
• who will the final blogger be Sep 17, 2015
• Soon the taptic engine will be morse-coding “Be sure to... Sep 17, 2015

  Soon the taptic engine will be morse-coding “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine” directly onto your thigh.

• we showed those ads Sep 17, 2015
• “Cheat: It's the only way to get published.”... Sep 16, 2015

  “Cheat: It's the only way to get published. ” http://www.

• i'm not really an editor any more except i edit a lot of... Sep 16, 2015
• “This could have used an editor” is a cliché that, as an... Sep 16, 2015

  “This could have used an editor” is a cliché that, as an editor, I hope everyone will stop using.

• I wrote this about failed weight loss with quantified self... Sep 15, 2015

  I wrote this about failed weight loss with quantified self and am tweeting it again to appease the robots http://www. newrepublic.

• is fried chicken a sandwich Sep 14, 2015
• explain bread pudding Sep 14, 2015
• It's really hard to decide what to have for dinner knowing... Sep 14, 2015

  It's really hard to decide what to have for dinner knowing that was just published.

• You thought you hated me for giving my daughter extra money... Sep 14, 2015

  You thought you hated me for giving my daughter extra money but now you can hate me for being fat and believing in calories, too.

• Data Helped Me Lose 100 Pounds Sep 13, 2015
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/345607232005734400 Sep 13, 2015

  https://twitter.

• hey @leahfinnegan mo just sent me this and i think you'll... Sep 13, 2015

  hey @leahfinnegan mo just sent me this and i think you'll appreciate it too http://www. buzzfeed.

• i guess i need to watch this for work Sep 12, 2015
• The Minions movie made $1 billion on a budget of $74... Sep 12, 2015

  The Minions movie made $1 billion on a budget of $74 million so this summer was just the beginning of our nightmare http://www. boxofficemojo.

• skittles🌈 https://vine.co/v/bY6iV6n0Ur6 Sep 11, 2015

  skittles🌈 https://vine.

• Proof that growth hacking works. https://twitter.com/jordan... Sep 11, 2015

  Proof that growth hacking works. https://twitter.

• Congratulations to my 30,000th follower, @SEOVaginaDeals! Sep 11, 2015

  Congratulations to my 30,000th follower, @SEOVaginaDeals !

• percolate call me Sep 11, 2015
• I mean you can really sell that as a service. “We create... Sep 11, 2015

  I mean you can really sell that as a service. “We create your Brand Rollout Strategy Center Using BrandOps Best Practice💲.

• Actually now I'm kind of into the idea of BrandOps. Sep 11, 2015

  Actually now I'm kind of into the idea of BrandOps.

• i didn't look up it was 90000 degrees Sep 11, 2015
• oh god brandops is going to become a real thing because of... Sep 11, 2015

  oh god brandops is going to become a real thing because of @ldodds . there will be brandops summits.

• Like, if the same people who did the logo rollout where in... Sep 11, 2015

  Like, if the same people who did the logo rollout where in charge of Plus we'd be in this very different world right now.

• I went over to their NYC office and it's still on the paper... Sep 11, 2015

  I went over to their NYC office and it's still on the paper badges but the presentations all have the new logo.

• It's everywhere at once. It's inside the search bar on my... Sep 11, 2015

  It's everywhere at once. It's inside the search bar on my phone in a gentle gray.

• It must have been a logistical nightmare and it was carried... Sep 11, 2015

  It must have been a logistical nightmare and it was carried out at once. Like, it's breathtaking.

• Can I talk about how the rollout of its rebrand across... Sep 11, 2015

  Can I talk about how the rollout of its rebrand across product families is one of the most amazing things Google's ever done?

• i had to unretweet that masterwork thing because i felt... Sep 11, 2015
• I call this look Problemagic http://www.nytimes.com/interact... Sep 11, 2015

  I call this look Problemagic http://www. nytimes.

• The code of the express bus dads is that conversations are... Sep 11, 2015

  The code of the express bus dads is that conversations are purely opt-in and a two-row minimum seating distance should be observed.

• You guys keep running your mouths on Facebook and I'll keep... Sep 10, 2015

  You guys keep running your mouths on Facebook and I'll keep giving money for reproductive health and access to abortion. Everyone wins.

• I did a tally of the dumb shit people were saying about my... Sep 10, 2015

  I did a tally of the dumb shit people were saying about my Elle piece and when I got to 200 dumb comments I gave $200 to Planned Parenthood.

• this is a good commit https://github.com/dariusk/corpora/com... Sep 10, 2015

  this is a good commit https://github.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/641919608522428416/photo/1 Sep 10, 2015

  https://twitter.

• man you point out ONE paradox of capitalism Sep 9, 2015
• god this is the perfect moment to release embarrassing... Sep 9, 2015
• ACCURATE Sep 9, 2015
• Don't hate the aggregator hate the native brand advertising... Sep 9, 2015

  Don't hate the aggregator hate the native brand advertising platform.

• For obvious reasons, I will never appear on... Sep 9, 2015

  For obvious reasons, I will never appear on @katienotopoulos 's podcast.

• Wow the Economist just made it so weird.... Sep 9, 2015

  Wow the Economist just made it so weird. http://www.

• maybe in rush to publish stuff was...journalism...scoops... Sep 8, 2015

  @rustyk5 @MikeIsaac @harper maybe in rush to publish stuff was... journalism...

• its a bit maybe Sep 8, 2015
• wait huh Sep 8, 2015
• I wrote a piece for Elle about how I will address the wage... Sep 8, 2015

  I wrote a piece for Elle about how I will address the wage gap my daughter will experience (that her brother won't): http://www. elle.

• The one true job of public relations is to stave off... Sep 8, 2015

  The one true job of public relations is to stave off ridicule.

• Seems like tweetstorm season is over. Sep 8, 2015

  Seems like tweetstorm season is over.

• http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/09/11/fashion/mens-style/the-... Sep 8, 2015

  http://mobile. nytimes.

• You know what used to get discussed a lot and used in bad... Sep 7, 2015

  You know what used to get discussed a lot and used in bad TV plots but hardly comes up any more? Marriage by proxy https://en.

• I know &amp; read Analog/F&amp;SF/Asimov's—what are the... Sep 7, 2015

  I know &amp;amp; read Analog/F&amp;amp;SF/Asimov's—what are the other good sci-fi zines? Went looking ( https://weightlessbooks.

• Saving for a Daughter but Not a Son: This Father Is Starting a Fund to Combat the Wage Gap Sep 7, 2015
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/641002570622836737/photo/1 Sep 7, 2015

  https://twitter.

• this is crazy https://youtu.be/QajyNRnyPMs Sep 7, 2015

  this is crazy https://youtu.

• “People talking to people is still how the world’s... Sep 7, 2015

  “People talking to people is still how the world’s standards change. ” http://www.

• Cardigans soon. Sep 6, 2015

  Cardigans soon.

• i always floss too far Sep 5, 2015
• I have a lot of bad news for my brain. Sep 5, 2015

  I have a lot of bad news for my brain.

• Wow, out of nowhere my brain just went, “You should walk... Sep 5, 2015

  Wow, out of nowhere my brain just went, “You should walk across the bridge to J&amp;amp;R and go upstairs to the software store.

• Is people ordering insane shit places don't have (like... Sep 5, 2015

  Is people ordering insane shit places don't have (like hotdogs from Chinese take-out/Band-Aids at the ice cream stand) NYC-only or global?

• this extreme 1920s collection of air stunts and things... Sep 5, 2015

  this extreme 1920s collection of air stunts and things smashing is the best 16:27 i've seen in a while https://archive.

• Okay so @joshuatopolsky this is a little obscure but if we... Sep 4, 2015
• -&gt; Maybe Sep 3, 2015
• i want to criticize so many things that my head is all... Sep 3, 2015
• i hereby am going to offer criticism to everyone. Sep 3, 2015

  i hereby am going to offer criticism to everyone.

• actually screw that i'd have to issue at least 2,000... Sep 3, 2015

  actually screw that i'd have to issue at least 2,000 retractions because of http://www. themorningnews.

• i just listened to a podcast where people talked about my... Sep 3, 2015
• When I threw you under the bus I really hurt my back. Just... Sep 3, 2015

  When I threw you under the bus I really hurt my back. Just a data point.

• actually wait this is the song right here holy shit... Sep 3, 2015

  actually wait this is the song right here holy shit https://hoirong. bandcamp.

• The student doesn't seem to be on Twitter so I don't want... Sep 3, 2015

  The student doesn't seem to be on Twitter so I don't want to blow his cover.

• Last night an @svaixd student quickly mentioned this band... Sep 3, 2015

  Last night an @svaixd student quickly mentioned this band Hoirong and HOLY CANDY APPLES CHECK THIS OUT https://soundcloud.

• i re-issued that tweet so it had more intellectual property... Sep 3, 2015
• saw a woman wearing this on the back of a T-shirt coming... Sep 3, 2015

  saw a woman wearing this on the back of a T-shirt coming out of the subway and it cracked me up https://twitter.

• in the 90s it seemed like jazz flute samples were going to... Sep 3, 2015
• http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-interactive-guide-to-a... Sep 3, 2015

  http://www. mcsweeneys.

• ulgh i'm just waiting for the “it was all very ethical we... Sep 3, 2015

  ulgh i'm just waiting for the “it was all very ethical we gave $10,000 in free backpacks and ideation consulting services to the homeless.

• and next, us magazine homeless edition will start running... Sep 3, 2015
• I still feel like garbage about the news. Sep 3, 2015

  I still feel like garbage about the news.

• So that I could stop feeling like garbage about the news I... Sep 3, 2015

  So that I could stop feeling like garbage about the news I gave $250 to Doctors Without Borders this morning. http://bit.

• I'm home! Thank you for the questions. I will never answer... Sep 2, 2015

  I'm home! Thank you for the questions.

• Williamsburg had started to lose its mind and I had just... Sep 2, 2015
• I like the way that trump reminds us all that the media is... Sep 2, 2015
• I don't want to read my book and I am on a bus. Can I... Sep 2, 2015

  I don't want to read my book and I am on a bus. Can I answer any questions?

• A copy of my Businessweek issue from Taiwan has been... Sep 2, 2015

  A copy of my Businessweek issue from Taiwan has been secured for me, go team. https://twitter.

• the new google logo is a radical improvement in favicon... Sep 2, 2015
• western writers are always avoiding expository dialogue... Sep 2, 2015
• i did just read the first two three-body problem books and... Sep 2, 2015
• this is paradoxical because if you were only supposed to... Sep 2, 2015

  this is paradoxical because if you were only supposed to read things of genius then you shouldn't read the article http://www. theguardian.

• Live every day like it's Prime Day. Sep 2, 2015

  Live every day like it's Prime Day.

• Is there anyone in Taiwan who can grab me one of these?... Sep 2, 2015

  Is there anyone in Taiwan who can grab me one of these? https://mobile.

• Two shoutouts in the layoff memo is definitely a... Sep 1, 2015

  Two shoutouts in the layoff memo is definitely a career... something.

• Can anyone explain to me what this video intended to... Sep 1, 2015

  Can anyone explain to me what this video intended to convey? https://youtu.

• An Icelandic institute publishes an AI ethics guide... Sep 1, 2015

  An Icelandic institute publishes an AI ethics guide http://motherboard. vice.

• I just don't know if I'll ever get used the ragged right... Sep 1, 2015

  I just don't know if I'll ever get used the ragged right future.

• (@kjhealy has documented his document-generation workflow,... Sep 1, 2015

  ( @kjhealy has documented his document-generation workflow, btw; it's really nicely considered: http://kieranhealy.

• People are rightly excited by the subject of @kjhealy's... Sep 1, 2015

  People are rightly excited by the subject of @kjhealy 's article, “Fuck Nuance,” http://kieranhealy. org/files/papers/fuck-nuance.

• you ever find yourself drifting to sleep thinking if you'd... Aug 31, 2015
• never forget https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/6385248378504... Aug 31, 2015

  never forget https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/638522758515818496/photo/1 Aug 31, 2015

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/638520417272119296/photo/1 Aug 31, 2015

  https://twitter.

• There is a kind of trolling indistinguishable from truth.... Aug 31, 2015

  There is a kind of trolling indistinguishable from truth. That is where you will find me.

• I'm kind of getting my dander up preemptively because when... Aug 31, 2015

  I'm kind of getting my dander up preemptively because when this one hits the web I am in for a world of hot shit.

• I love when people go, "I'm sad for you," as if that's the... Aug 31, 2015

  I love when people go, "I'm sad for you," as if that's the ultimate conversation stopper. Just say “I can't tolerate disagreement” instead.

• Pissing someone off so much they stand up from their... Aug 31, 2015

  Pissing someone off so much they stand up from their magazine and Google you and send an email is a magnificent feeling though.

• I had an email exchange with the luxury vacation woman and... Aug 31, 2015

  I had an email exchange with the luxury vacation woman and I don't think we're chill.

• “I am so offended by your article that I had to email you... Aug 31, 2015

  “I am so offended by your article that I had to email you despite being on a luxury vacation at the moment.

• Do the VMAs have rules about filibusters? Aug 30, 2015

  Do the VMAs have rules about filibusters?

• Camus was a good writer but a lousy meteorologist. Aug 30, 2015

  Camus was a good writer but a lousy meteorologist.

• It turns out this summer is not actually invincible. Aug 30, 2015

  It turns out this summer is not actually invincible.

• fyi if you are a serious artist you number things starting... Aug 29, 2015
• Play Flappo Bird in an emulated Atari 2600 in your web... Aug 29, 2015

  Play Flappo Bird in an emulated Atari 2600 in your web browser using only the CONTROL key: https://archive. org/details/flappobird https://twitter.

• god is there anything more shameful than the contents and... Aug 28, 2015
• “Do you like innovative features?” “Just eat this broth... Aug 27, 2015

  “Do you like innovative features? ” “Just eat this broth it's all your system can handle right now.

• To be clear, I opted in on taking a survey and the survey... Aug 27, 2015

  To be clear, I opted in on taking a survey and the survey worked, my issue is we need to rescue the people who wrote it and help them.

• A person had an opportunity to connect with millions of... Aug 27, 2015

  A person had an opportunity to connect with millions of people through a paid brand engagement survey on https://Twitter. com, but then...

• When I choose an operating system it's because I care about... Aug 27, 2015

  When I choose an operating system it's because I care about innovative features that I can interact with seamlessly. Because I am not human.

• Oh heeeeeeere's what they are thinking.... Aug 27, 2015

  Oh heeeeeeere's what they are thinking. https://twitter.

• Twitter asked me this question in a “brand survey” what in... Aug 27, 2015

  Twitter asked me this question in a “brand survey” what in God's name are they thinking. https://twitter.

• a big part of yacht rock is that when you pull back the... Aug 27, 2015
• saying steely dan is yacht rock is like saying rosemary's... Aug 27, 2015
• i just had a ten minute debate with myself about whether... Aug 27, 2015
• instagram has taught me so much about airplane wings Aug 25, 2015
• remember that the stock market in your heart always has... Aug 24, 2015
• well here it is the worst listicle on the internet... Aug 24, 2015

  well here it is the worst listicle on the internet http://listovative.

• In practice it means I compose posts on Desktop and respond on mobile. Aug 22, 2015

  In practice it means I compose posts on Desktop and respond on mobile. It keeps people interacting and engaged, I think.

• It’s a response, which is kind of a story. Aug 22, 2015

  It’s a response, which is kind of a story.

• No words are more painfully optimistic than “just send me... Aug 22, 2015

  No words are more painfully optimistic than “just send me what you have.

• The more I learn about assembly language the more I realize... Aug 21, 2015

  The more I learn about assembly language the more I realize that everything I learned about computers was not from science, but marketing.

• i'm straddle generation but i like to think of myself as a... Aug 21, 2015
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/634218617299673088/photo/1 Aug 20, 2015

  https://twitter.

• i have this sense that this particular leak will be one of... Aug 19, 2015
• i'm going to stop joking about ashley madison because it's... Aug 19, 2015
• if these database dumps are any indication people who have... Aug 19, 2015
• http://AshleyMadisonHacked.com redirects to... Aug 19, 2015

  http://AshleyMadisonHacked. com redirects to http://DadsRights.

• right to be forgotten looking pretty good these days Aug 19, 2015
• Life is short. Hack some data. Aug 19, 2015

  Life is short. Hack some data.

• if you like me are having a day like boiled garbage let... Aug 19, 2015

  if you like me are having a day like boiled garbage let this into your heart http://www. cameronsworld.

• One title was "one dad vs the patriarchy" but thank God... Aug 19, 2015

  One title was "one dad vs the patriarchy" but thank God it's not that any more.

• I have an article about parenting on page 540 of the... Aug 19, 2015

  I have an article about parenting on page 540 of the September Elle if anyone here reads magazines.

• a guide to exercising your right to be forgotten... Aug 18, 2015

  a guide to exercising your right to be forgotten https://googlegroupsforgotten. wordpress.

• dismaland looks good http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... Aug 18, 2015

  dismaland looks good http://www. dailymail.

• god for a minute i had the thought that larry ellison was... Aug 18, 2015
• echo '127.0.0.1 https://twitter.com' | sudo tee --append... Aug 17, 2015

  echo '127. 0.

• If I worked at Amazon I'd call my special toilet laptop a... Aug 17, 2015

  If I worked at Amazon I'd call my special toilet laptop a compooter.

• I mean dear God Silicon Valley clean your toilet laptops. Aug 17, 2015

  I mean dear God Silicon Valley clean your toilet laptops.

• “(I’ve never seen anyone clean their laptop after leaving... Aug 17, 2015

  “(I’ve never seen anyone clean their laptop after leaving the bathroom. )” $AMZN http://motherboard.

• sometimes you raise the bar and sometimes the bar raises you Aug 17, 2015
• there is an email app called privy... Aug 17, 2015

  there is an email app called privy http://www. producthunt.

• we can make a javascript-heavy web page about putting a man... Aug 17, 2015
• Has anyone actually done the scene in a police station... Aug 16, 2015

  Has anyone actually done the scene in a police station where privilege is interrogated?

• It was just the ultimate move. There was nowhere left for... Aug 16, 2015

  It was just the ultimate move. There was nowhere left for me to go, except back to my keyboard.

• One editor needed me to finish a piece in a hurry and when... Aug 16, 2015

  One editor needed me to finish a piece in a hurry and when I explained my child-care priorities, she wrote, “great, I'll babysit.

• none of my jokes have ever been stolen :( Aug 16, 2015
• I like the way this is sponsored by Adobe. Aug 15, 2015

  I like the way this is sponsored by Adobe.

• Sure, Amazon has a ferocious, brutally competitive... Aug 15, 2015

  Sure, Amazon has a ferocious, brutally competitive corporate culture but how else do you deliver innovation on the level of Prime Day?

• No, I totally did write this article because you suggested... Aug 14, 2015

  @ckoerner No, I totally did write this article because you suggested it. I've been trying to get back to your tweet all day.

• this is me now https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/63222027205... Aug 14, 2015

  this is me now https://twitter.

• nine minutes also the hashtag is #deathdb and the article... Aug 14, 2015

  nine minutes also the hashtag is #deathdb and the article is http://www. newrepublic.

• ten minutes until I am become magazine Aug 14, 2015
• ten minutes to get my gifs Aug 14, 2015
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/632217184442445824/photo/1 Aug 14, 2015

  https://twitter.

• waaaait a minute for an hour i can follow anyone as @tnr or... Aug 14, 2015
• i'm in the quogues Aug 14, 2015
• apparently I can give away up to 30,000 free subscriptions Aug 14, 2015
• i feel we should take @tnr out for a spin, right? see what... Aug 14, 2015

  i feel we should take @tnr out for a spin, right? see what it can do.

• at noon EST i.e. in 20 mins i will become @tnr through... Aug 14, 2015

  at noon EST i. e.

• Where Does Our Information Go After We Die? Aug 13, 2015
• I wrote some fun dead people stuff at... Aug 13, 2015

  I wrote some fun dead people stuff at http://on. tnr.

• The Final File Aug 12, 2015
• i did take my mechanical keyboard on vacation Aug 10, 2015
• glad to be back on TOMORROW a 3rd time, talking Dipperz... Aug 10, 2015

  glad to be back on TOMORROW a 3rd time, talking Dipperz with @joshuatopolsky https://soundcloud.

• the LAN party don't start till I walk in... Aug 9, 2015

  the LAN party don't start till I walk in https://twitter.

• is it lame to bring a mechanical keyboard on vacation Aug 9, 2015
• I've been thinking about the work you can get in tech right... Aug 9, 2015

  I've been thinking about the work you can get in tech right now and just typed the words “byte-collar jobs” and Google returns zero results.

• My daughter was telling me nonsense about beautiful... Aug 8, 2015

  My daughter was telling me nonsense about beautiful princesses so I said that Elsa poops soft-serve and that's why she sings “Let it Go.

• is there a name for this kind of chart and is anyone... Aug 7, 2015

  is there a name for this kind of chart and is anyone blogging/collecting them because i love them http://www. foodtechconnect.

• “—you are guilty. Of being a dude.”... Aug 7, 2015

  “—you are guilty. Of being a dude.

• looping in @Choire https://twitter.com/SamThonis/status/62... Aug 7, 2015

  looping in @Choire https://twitter.

• Canadian scientists announced a five year plan to create an... Aug 7, 2015

  Canadian scientists announced a five year plan to create an even littler hobo.

• the @tnr twitter takeover has been postponed so stop dming... Aug 6, 2015
• the haunted server only pings at night Aug 6, 2015
• makes u think https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/628986727412... Aug 5, 2015

  makes u think https://twitter.

• dude was VERY serious about his seal... Aug 5, 2015

  dude was VERY serious about his seal http://www. yankeemagazine.

• http://www.yankeemagazine.com/article/history/andre-the-seal... Aug 5, 2015

  http://www. yankeemagazine.

• I was just on @mainecalling and now I'm taking the... Aug 5, 2015

  I was just on @mainecalling and now I'm taking the opportunity to learn more and educate myself about Andre the Seal.

• in another example of jokes that became real this thread... Aug 5, 2015

  in another example of jokes that became real this thread ends with me going to argot studios at noon to be on mainePR https://twitter.

• honestly if it works it really is a good troll Aug 5, 2015
• i'll be honest i've had a lot of good tweets Aug 5, 2015
• i have some really embarrassing rusty stories to share,... Aug 5, 2015
• sure i have access to a landline, and argot studios is... Aug 5, 2015
• Man, my browser has more tabs open than a bar in a rural... Aug 5, 2015

  Man, my browser has more tabs open than a bar in a rural town that never recovered from the transition to an information economy. I'm sorry.

• i'm taking over the @TNR twitter for an hour on friday so... Aug 5, 2015
• Scientists studying kids born in the 1980s discovered that... Aug 5, 2015

  Scientists studying kids born in the 1980s discovered that many of them grew up to become millennials.

• oh come on http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/08/03/pic... Aug 5, 2015

  oh come on http://parenting. blogs.

• the best part of the story of the twitter bot that wins... Aug 4, 2015

  the best part of the story of the twitter bot that wins contests ( http://www. hscott.

• this velcro song is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pe... Aug 4, 2015

  this velcro song is good https://www. youtube.

• Drone-based advertising is gonna be rough... Aug 4, 2015

  Drone-based advertising is gonna be rough http://www. adweek.

• got yer laser pointer regulations right here NYC:... Aug 3, 2015

  got yer laser pointer regulations right here NYC: #New_York_City_Laser_pointer_reg " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. laserpointersafety.

• I thought that the acronym for DevOps Rules Everything... Aug 3, 2015

  I thought that the acronym for DevOps Rules Everything Around Me was DREAM but then I realized it was DOREAM and so that slide has to go.

• “Outside there’s a face in the window.” Iceland: #1 in... Aug 3, 2015

  “Outside there’s a face in the window. ” Iceland: #1 in passive-aggressive lullabies http://icelandreview.

• everyone expects me to cheer them up all the time and i... Aug 2, 2015

  everyone expects me to cheer them up all the time and i realized that they think i'm happy because i have cresting joy face.

• this singer is intense https://open.spotify.com/track/7xceaO... Aug 2, 2015

  this singer is intense https://open. spotify.

• proto-prog influences noted so far: satie, wagner, william... Aug 2, 2015
• right and maybe some antiquarianism in there Aug 2, 2015
• maybe it needs more wizards? Aug 2, 2015

  @kiplet maybe it needs more wizards?

• Before prog rock what filled the prog hole in a person? If... Aug 2, 2015

  Before prog rock what filled the prog hole in a person? If you had the King Crimson profile, but were 18 years old in 1910, what'd you do?

• asimov's unpublished fourth law is "stay the fuck out of... Aug 2, 2015
• right—I have 50mbit/s down in Brooklyn, basically a “free”... Aug 2, 2015
• I would like the ability to parse 10 or 20 tb of...stuff Aug 2, 2015

  @jakelodwick I would like the ability to parse 10 or 20 tb of...

• browsing newegg for home servers is how i realize i have... Aug 1, 2015
• rowhammer comin to getcha http://motherboard.vice.com/read/r... Jul 31, 2015

  rowhammer comin to getcha http://motherboard. vice.

• wars in the future will be fought over open source forks... Jul 31, 2015

  wars in the future will be fought over open source forks https://news. ycombinator.

• “Put a gun to my head, and I will take the same position as... Jul 31, 2015

  “Put a gun to my head, and I will take the same position as Jeremy Keith. ” http://www.

• Friday thought: Somewhere there is a message service you... Jul 31, 2015

  Friday thought: Somewhere there is a message service you signed up for years ago, then forgot, filled with unread messages from old friends.

• “I better not buy any books you publish. This is from... Jul 31, 2015

  “I better not buy any books you publish. This is from someone that thinks nothing of reading a 1000 +page long book by Tom Clancy.

• Now Spotify won't load after reboot so that I can't listen... Jul 31, 2015

  Now Spotify won't load after reboot so that I can't listen to that Frazey Ford song again.

• what IS that Jul 31, 2015
• To illustrate incidental joy I tried to snap a picture of... Jul 31, 2015

  To illustrate incidental joy I tried to snap a picture of the Manhattan Bridge, sun reflecting from the East River, but my phone crashed.

• God imagine for five seconds if the apparatus of the world... Jul 31, 2015

  God imagine for five seconds if the apparatus of the world was designed to manufacture joy instead of mere delight, outrage, and engagement.

• I'm going to get that tatooed on everything I write. Jul 31, 2015

  I'm going to get that tatooed on everything I write.

• How amazing is the line “My joy, my joy, my joy takes... Jul 31, 2015

  How amazing is the line “My joy, my joy, my joy takes nothing from you” in that Frazey Ford song. https://youtu.

• Check this shit out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbT1fCHO... Jul 30, 2015

  Check this shit out https://www. youtube.

• 80sTV: Aliens criticized our “puny” wars. Nations signed a... Jul 30, 2015

  80sTV: Aliens criticized our “puny” wars. Nations signed a peace accord.

• It does seem like we've set future historians up to think... Jul 30, 2015

  It does seem like we've set future historians up to think we're assholes.

• My favorite part of a sci-fi movie is when the alien looks... Jul 30, 2015

  My favorite part of a sci-fi movie is when the alien looks at a montage of human history and says, “why... are you...

• “Sheesh, Historian.JohnX-39 why are you always sobbing?”... Jul 30, 2015

  “Sheesh, Historian. JohnX-39 why are you always sobbing?

• i wonder if historians of the 2010s will get incredibly sad... Jul 30, 2015
• i wonder what citizens of the future will make of the... Jul 30, 2015
• turns out people in disqus threads have strong opinions... Jul 30, 2015

  turns out people in disqus threads have strong opinions about coding boot camps http://onpoint. wbur.

• holy shit dude i never noticed Jul 30, 2015
• The thing about http://Recurse.com that sticks out is it... Jul 30, 2015

  The thing about http://Recurse. com that sticks out is it focuses on PROJECTS https://www.

• I mean it took them TWELVE YEARS to mismanage PayPal Jul 30, 2015
• If you heard me on @OnPointRadio today... Jul 30, 2015

  If you heard me on @OnPointRadio today ( http://onpoint. wbur.

• yeah I mean I think there are like earnest programs and... Jul 30, 2015
• YESSSSSS Jul 30, 2015
• I just thought it was like a game they played that was... Jul 29, 2015
• I just realized that “The most dangerous game” is a play on... Jul 29, 2015

  I just realized that “The most dangerous game” is a play on “game.

• God isn't dead, but he is driving an Uber. Jul 29, 2015

  God isn't dead, but he is driving an Uber.

• sup Jul 29, 2015
• Nerds who hire nerds: What do you think about boot camps? I... Jul 29, 2015

  Nerds who hire nerds: What do you think about boot camps? I get asked this a lot and was asked to talk on the radio about it.

• Not just WONTFIX but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTFIX. Jul 29, 2015

  Not just WONTFIX but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTFIX.

• So @brunohaid is trying to create nerdlife/architecture as... Jul 28, 2015

  So @brunohaid is trying to create nerdlife/architecture as a subscription service @brunohaid /as-we-may-live-b2f9b42b04f" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium. com/ @brunohaid /as-we-may-live-b2f9b42b04f I wish I was 25.

• i'm going to bed now. i've removed twitter from my phone in... Jul 27, 2015

  i'm going to bed now. i've removed twitter from my phone in order to limit my exposure to attentagens.

• sometimes i think sade is what steely dan wanted to be Jul 27, 2015
• try to imagine a world without sade. you cannot because it... Jul 27, 2015

  try to imagine a world without sade. you cannot because it would not be our world.

• The first rule of Nomic Club is that the rules of Nomic... Jul 27, 2015

  The first rule of Nomic Club is that the rules of Nomic Club are mutable https://en. wikipedia.

• That made me think of the phrase “quiet tweetstorm” and... Jul 27, 2015

  That made me think of the phrase “quiet tweetstorm” and that made me think of Sade and that made me think of https://twitter.

• 4/4 This has been my idea for creating ad-hoc secret... Jul 27, 2015

  4/4 This has been my idea for creating ad-hoc secret societies with a naming strategy that encourages social recurrences.

• 3/4 If you need to meet more often you can just call it... Jul 27, 2015

  3/4 If you need to meet more often you can just call it "The 27. " And so forth.

• 2/4 I think the right thing to do is just name it for the... Jul 27, 2015

  2/4 I think the right thing to do is just name it for the date. "The July 27 Society.

• 1/4 I had this thought: What if you decided one day to... Jul 27, 2015

  1/4 I had this thought: What if you decided one day to create a secret society with no particular purpose, just to create one?

• guys when i say whatever on twitter and you reply “WHAT IS... Jul 27, 2015

  guys when i say whatever on twitter and you reply “WHAT IS [WHATEVER]?

• I cannot, cannot, cannot stop thinking about this moment... Jul 27, 2015

  I cannot, cannot, cannot stop thinking about this moment during the Businessweek talent show on Friday: https://twitter.

• Leah Finnegan is incredibly talented and also the only... Jul 27, 2015

  Leah Finnegan is incredibly talented and also the only writer in America who is actually funny. https://twitter.

• THIS JOKE IS CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSED... Jul 27, 2015

  THIS JOKE IS CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSED https://creativecommons. org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.

• oh god are those teeth it's coming so fast Jul 27, 2015
• yeah i mean imagine that my god Jul 27, 2015
• i mean when we complain about the web we lost we should... Jul 27, 2015

  i mean when we complain about the web we lost we should also be grateful about the web we lost http://www. w3.

• why is there no single consistent API for office chair... Jul 27, 2015
• whoa https://medium.com/matter/table-of-contents-5b3519e1ffb... Jul 27, 2015

  whoa https://medium.

• Looks like next week we'll finally find out whether... Jul 26, 2015

  Looks like next week we'll finally find out whether blogging is journalism.

• wikipedia come on https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/62546841... Jul 26, 2015

  wikipedia come on https://twitter.

• twin toddlers dancing to the new wilco... Jul 25, 2015

  twin toddlers dancing to the new wilco https://instagram.

• at least the video is people riding horses instead of like... Jul 25, 2015
• rip ditmas http://ditmasparkcorner.com/blog/art-music/mumfor... Jul 25, 2015

  rip ditmas http://ditmasparkcorner.

• When I see a US startup with a Japanese-sounding name I... Jul 25, 2015

  When I see a US startup with a Japanese-sounding name I assume it was started by children who secretly wanted to call it PIKACHU HOLDINGS.

• I say “like” so much it shows up in promotional teaser... Jul 25, 2015

  I say “like” so much it shows up in promotional teaser graphics. https://twitter.

• can outsiders attend the talent show? Jul 24, 2015

  can outsiders attend the talent show?

• sometimes i get sad that my children will never know what... Jul 24, 2015
• Haha, yes. For you, "\" Jul 24, 2015

  @kirschsubjudice Haha, yes.

• the eternal moment before you can bring yourself to look... Jul 24, 2015
• god actually i spelled streetcart streetcar there's a lot... Jul 23, 2015
• i reposted that last tweet because i spelled streetcar... Jul 23, 2015
• cartoon idea: streetcart, vendor in a suit, sign says... Jul 23, 2015

  cartoon idea: streetcart, vendor in a suit, sign says "influence"—he's an influence peddler. i'm actually not using twitter much these days.

• cartoon idea: streetcar, vendor in a suit, sign says... Jul 23, 2015

  cartoon idea: streetcar, vendor in a suit, sign says "influence"—he's an influence peddler. i'm actually not using twitter much these days.

• Correspondence Jul 22, 2015

  Correspondence I have 1,200 emails to answer right now about things I’ve written. They are making me nervous so I’ll write about them.

• From Manhattan, walk across the Brooklyn Bridge to Brooklyn. Jul 22, 2015

  From Manhattan, walk across the Brooklyn Bridge to Brooklyn. Take a right, then a right through the park, then get on the A train to go back to Manhattan.

• Nominating “Jizz_(birding)” as greatest Wikipedia URL... Jul 22, 2015

  Nominating “Jizz_(birding)” as greatest Wikipedia URL parenthetical in history https://en. wikipedia.

• Monte Testaccio is a huge mound of ancient garbage in Rome.... Jul 21, 2015

  Monte Testaccio is a huge mound of ancient garbage in Rome. https://en.

• http://youreallydidit.com/Leah Jul 21, 2015

  http://youreallydidit.

• One friend texted another: “sorry your life has falen... Jul 21, 2015
• I like the new Spotify green because I embrace change and... Jul 21, 2015

  I like the new Spotify green because I embrace change and progress, and respect creative work.

• Updated: Some people are telling me that it's basically... Jul 20, 2015

  Updated: Some people are telling me that it's basically hopeless and we can't really secure stuff https://medium. com/message/fairly-random-thoughts-on-ashley-madison-the-swiftly-moving-line-a3f48bc309ec I do not know!

• From @benbrown a great idea for what to do with the Ashley... Jul 20, 2015

  From @benbrown a great idea for what to do with the Ashley Madison hack data (if you don't choose to release it all). https://twitter.

• like there's this sense that i wrote that businessweek code... Jul 20, 2015
• I wrote a blog post about Ashley Madison it feels kind of... Jul 20, 2015

  I wrote a blog post about Ashley Madison it feels kind of weird to write things tbh https://medium.

• gawker published its brand guidelines... Jul 20, 2015

  gawker published its brand guidelines https://docs. google.

• The 37 million AshleyMadison users should chill about the... Jul 20, 2015

  The 37 million AshleyMadison users should chill about the big hack; after all, it's just metadata. http://krebsonsecurity.

• Fairly Random Thoughts on Ashley Madison &amp; the Swiftly Moving Line Jul 19, 2015

  Fairly Random Thoughts on Ashley Madison &amp; the Swiftly Moving Line This photo was super-generously licensed by Michael Vroegop and made available on Flickr under the Creative Commons Attribution 2. 0 generic license .

• whoa @jcn is doing cool weird stuff... Jul 18, 2015

  whoa @jcn is doing cool weird stuff http://www. nytimes.

• We are taking the twins to Sesame Place tomorrow and I'm... Jul 16, 2015

  We are taking the twins to Sesame Place tomorrow and I'm mega-bummed I'll miss a whole day of tweets about what constitutes journalism.

• The community at @brooklyn_js was super warm and kind and... Jul 16, 2015

  The community at @brooklyn_js was super warm and kind and fun and inclusive and a little drunk. The new nerd reality is confusing.

• I'm at @brooklyn_js chillin with @ramapoola to explain the... Jul 16, 2015
• Being a nerd in NYC is all right in 2015. @brooklyn_js Jul 16, 2015

  Being a nerd in NYC is all right in 2015.

• “The Glaive” was a cool name for a weapon. Jul 16, 2015

  “The Glaive” was a cool name for a weapon.

• Go back to bed for 40 minutes or put down my phone and... Jul 16, 2015

  Go back to bed for 40 minutes or put down my phone and enjoy the quiet house for 40 minutes?

• Fav if 53685 cyan 574447 25, RT if 5299 6458 indigo 88836... Jul 15, 2015
• Lol more like Amazon SLIME day amirite INITIATE JADE HELM... Jul 15, 2015
• To all my Jade Helm peeps, I just want to say I miss you... Jul 15, 2015

  To all my Jade Helm peeps, I just want to say I miss you and 48262 848638 3973 72 993938 37289 39474.

• ”The…penitent did not mention whether the trouble was from... Jul 14, 2015

  ”The…penitent did not mention whether the trouble was from his conscience or some other source, such as his mother. ” http://www.

• idk, ijdka. itik, bito ijdk. Jul 13, 2015

  idk, ijdka. itik, bito ijdk.

• There is an amazing startup out of South Boston called... Jul 12, 2015

  There is an amazing startup out of South Boston called AppDahg you should check it out.

• [sees tweet in google glass, immediately stops having sex... Jul 11, 2015
• also nerds before you choke i'm just trolling i KNOW that... Jul 11, 2015
• guys the PROBLEM is NOT with the person with the low or... Jul 11, 2015
• Phone screenshots always lead me to judge the user's... Jul 11, 2015

  Phone screenshots always lead me to judge the user's battery charge. Less than 21% and the person is irresponsible; 100% is a loser.

• the honest-to-god truth in NYC media is that not having... Jul 10, 2015
• thank god this finally happened... Jul 10, 2015

  thank god this finally happened https://twitter.

• america wanted this to happen https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Jul 10, 2015

  america wanted this to happen https://twitter.

• “The difference between the consumeR and the consumeD,”... Jul 10, 2015

  “The difference between the consumeR and the consumeD,” says Tim Cook to a fearful crowd, “is merely R&amp;amp;D. ” Pause.

• “Informer” by Snow starts playing but its the word... Jul 10, 2015
• People crowing about the possible low sales of the Apple... Jul 10, 2015

  People crowing about the possible low sales of the Apple Watch have not obviously not considered the consequences of disappointing Apple.

• wow Jul 10, 2015
• the best jokes are the ones that require wikipedia to write Jul 10, 2015
• “Belisarius: Why so Sarious?” —ByzFeed, 564 Jul 10, 2015

  “Belisarius: Why so Sarious?

• ByzFeed was the favored news source the Byzantine empire,... Jul 10, 2015

  ByzFeed was the favored news source the Byzantine empire, millennials loved it.

• i wonder if in ancient times people thought about what... Jul 10, 2015

  i wonder if in ancient times people thought about what teens thought. “ten things teens know about justinian the great.

• we don't talk about teens as much as we used to Jul 10, 2015
• i turned on dms-for-all and really look forward to engaging... Jul 10, 2015
• twitter truly is the workshop of capitalism Jul 9, 2015
• okay so @michelet just pointed out that maybe i'll have... Jul 9, 2015
• Please DM me if you are a sr. Android (4.0+) dev who wants... Jul 9, 2015

  Please DM me if you are a sr. Android (4.

• The last tweet was totally real I'm having trouble getting... Jul 9, 2015

  The last tweet was totally real I'm having trouble getting the tone right. Let me try again.

• NERD$: I co-founded a platform+product agency and whoa do... Jul 9, 2015

  NERD$: I co-founded a platform+product agency and whoa do we need Sr. Android (4.

• roof ramps Jul 9, 2015
• stoop shrimp with gutter butter Jul 9, 2015
• stoop shrimp http://gawker.com/summer-in-the-city-and-the-st... Jul 9, 2015

  stoop shrimp http://gawker.

• Holds up https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/36083398518780723... Jul 9, 2015

  Holds up https://twitter. com/ftrain/status/360833985187807233?

• #newsbiz http://www.theverge.com/2015/7/9/8908279/the-awl-pr... Jul 9, 2015

  #newsbiz http://www. theverge.

• “Ortberg compares [@Choire] to Tom Bombadil, the friendly... Jul 9, 2015

  “Ortberg compares [ @Choire ] to Tom Bombadil, the friendly magical being from Lord of The Rings. ” http://www.

• So @tophtucker and @stephcd are showing easter eggs inside... Jul 8, 2015

  So @tophtucker and @stephcd are showing easter eggs inside of easter eggs and it is awesome https://twitter.

• dude these are going for $50 on ebay Jul 8, 2015
• lol Jul 8, 2015
• That would be super tacky so I have a stack at my desk,... Jul 8, 2015

  @rustyk5 That would be super tacky so I have a stack at my desk, below a White House coffee cup for business cards. https://twitter.

• COBY ELECTRONICS: “Its name came from deleting the 'w' and... Jul 8, 2015

  COBY ELECTRONICS: “Its name came from deleting the 'w' and second 'o' in Cowboy.

• it's pretty accurate Jul 8, 2015
• i mean damned if i know Jul 8, 2015
• is there a word/term for the way headphones wear out at the... Jul 8, 2015

  is there a word/term for the way headphones wear out at the plug and you have to wiggle them to get bass back?

• i know we've all had just about enough of this shit Jul 8, 2015
• this is the last one okay http://www.usatoday.com/story/mone... Jul 8, 2015

  this is the last one okay http://www. usatoday.

• mom memes are real i've seen them in the wild... Jul 8, 2015

  mom memes are real i've seen them in the wild https://medium.

• How Microsoft nearly owned online advertising... Jul 8, 2015

  How Microsoft nearly owned online advertising http://adexchanger.

• maine is not canada rusty, and wishing won't change that Jul 8, 2015
• :gmail-crab-emoji: @rustyk5 @LorenDavie... Jul 8, 2015

  :gmail-crab-emoji: @rustyk5 @LorenDavie https://twitter.

• say curate again i swear to god Jul 8, 2015
• cobble hill would survive 20 minutes out here Jul 8, 2015
• longer term I doubt anyone in ditmas will look up from... Jul 8, 2015
• That thing where, over 25 years, people were like, “Hey,... Jul 7, 2015

  That thing where, over 25 years, people were like, “Hey, give up control and accept help from others? ” I maybe could have listened sooner.

• I'm not big on life lessons but I learned a lot about how... Jul 7, 2015

  I'm not big on life lessons but I learned a lot about how to give up control/accept help on that one and it turned into something huge. So.

• It's immodest to tweet this but What Is Code was highly... Jul 7, 2015

  It's immodest to tweet this but What Is Code was highly successful http://m. huffpost.

• perfect Jul 6, 2015
• i've seen a lot of javascript-driven cpu simulators in my... Jul 6, 2015

  i've seen a lot of javascript-driven cpu simulators in my life and this one is pretty sweet http://schweigi. github.

• if we all spoke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban then... Jul 5, 2015

  if we all spoke https://en. wikipedia.

• the answer is obviously more Lojban... Jul 5, 2015

  the answer is obviously more Lojban https://en. wikipedia.

• This video from Sun in 1992 predicts life in 2004 and... Jul 5, 2015

  This video from Sun in 1992 predicts life in 2004 and watching it you think, they spent so much MONEY: https://www. youtube.

• who could have predicted this shocking turn of events Jul 3, 2015
• oh man management is just pouring jet fuel on a trash fire... Jul 3, 2015

  oh man management is just pouring jet fuel on a trash fire https://www. reddit.

• oh my god this reddit apocalypse... Jul 3, 2015

  oh my god this reddit apocalypse http://gawker.

• Huh https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/616768626834673665/pho... Jul 2, 2015

  Huh https://twitter.

• these people are amazing and they have this ENORMOUS screen... Jun 30, 2015

  these people are amazing and they have this ENORMOUS screen visualizing botnets that's all like BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP https://twitter.

• goddammit @bn2b it sucks to be so right... Jun 30, 2015

  goddammit @bn2b it sucks to be so right https://twitter. com/Sierra_OffLine/status/564967440724267008 http://thefederalist.

• space is hard but hyphens can be very soft Jun 30, 2015
• Imposter syndrome overdrive https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Jun 29, 2015

  Imposter syndrome overdrive https://twitter.

• Clarence Thomas is an anagram for "Conceal Hamster" Jun 28, 2015
• tonight, there's gonna be a lot of jiggery-pokery with... Jun 27, 2015
• A huge amount of bullshit went to bullshit heaven today. Jun 26, 2015

  A huge amount of bullshit went to bullshit heaven today.

• at first i was like whatever but you have to admit that is... Jun 26, 2015

  at first i was like whatever but you have to admit that is a handsome gorilla http://www. dailymail.

• whoa @onthemedia went full DATAPOCALYPSE... Jun 26, 2015

  whoa @onthemedia went full DATAPOCALYPSE http://www. onthemedia.

• "in the world" not "in to the world" the warm flush of... Jun 26, 2015
• God, does anything feel better than when you learn that... Jun 26, 2015

  God, does anything feel better than when you learn that there's a whole new kind of human equality in to the world?

• most cats suck Jun 25, 2015
• feeling this rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5896084690... Jun 25, 2015

  feeling this rn https://twitter.

• this is amazing trolling http://tktk.gawker.com/woman-who-ca... Jun 24, 2015

  this is amazing trolling http://tktk. gawker.

• umm http://elinks.or.cz/ much Jun 24, 2015

  @rustyk5 umm http://elinks. or.

• wow *that* does a little dance to get you some content Jun 24, 2015
• I love when it does this. Inside of every giant web app... Jun 24, 2015

  I love when it does this. Inside of every giant web app lurks a crappy HTML page with blue underlined links.

• guys i gotta do this retweet okay so just be chill Jun 24, 2015
• the party is still going Jun 23, 2015
• It's been down for five minutes which is a life record. Jun 23, 2015

  It's been down for five minutes which is a life record.

• I did what I could said the makeup person regarding my... Jun 23, 2015

  I did what I could said the makeup person regarding my cowlick. I tried many things.

• for a moment just now I was like why am I here in this... Jun 23, 2015
• does that song tom's diner ever get stuck in your head the... Jun 23, 2015

  does that song tom's diner ever get stuck in your head the way it goes deh deh deh dah, deh deh dehhh dah, deh dah deh dah deh dah dehhh ta?

• Oh, hah no—they just invert the gravity. Jun 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 Oh, hah no—they just invert the gravity.

• Hahah Rusty that's all CGI now. Jun 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 Hahah Rusty that's all CGI now.

• the thing is you don't know for sure if he ever leaves Jun 23, 2015
• I worried that the spiders that make up my soul would pour... Jun 23, 2015

  I worried that the spiders that make up my soul would pour out of my mouth if I went on TV but that was not a valid fear. Soul spiders dgaf.

• I'm no longer terrified of going on television. Turns out... Jun 23, 2015

  I'm no longer terrified of going on television. Turns out people are just like yep he's pretty fat, plus you can take anti-anxiety stuff.

• “Are you going on TV again any time soon? Because I have a... Jun 23, 2015

  “Are you going on TV again any time soon? Because I have a person who can help with your hair.

• 3/2 (Esp. if I can talk to engineers! PR people are... Jun 22, 2015

  3/2 (Esp. if I can talk to engineers!

• 2/2 What other databases should I write about for @tnr? I... Jun 22, 2015

  2/2 What other databases should I write about for @tnr ? I have ideas!

• 1/2 Every month(ish) @tnr lets me talk about huge... Jun 22, 2015

  1/2 Every month(ish) @tnr lets me talk about huge databases. I.

• Before you get too upset with me, I predicted this would... Jun 22, 2015

  Before you get too upset with me, I predicted this would happen. https://twitter.

• His eyes aren't soft. That's just the laser beams... Jun 22, 2015

  His eyes aren't soft. That's just the laser beams recharging.

• it's like the opposite of creepshots Jun 22, 2015
• people tweeting pictures of the businessweek cover at me... Jun 22, 2015
• “Surely someone has figured a way to transform an mbox... Jun 21, 2015

  “Surely someone has figured a way to transform an mbox folder into a nice PDF,” said the stupidest man in the universe three hours ago.

• anyway i just wanted to write about something that isn't... Jun 21, 2015

  anyway i just wanted to write about something that isn't code.

• Pax Google Jun 21, 2015
• Acronym I just learned: JV for “joint venture.” Gonna be... Jun 19, 2015

  Acronym I just learned: JV for “joint venture. ” Gonna be sharing real biz talk as I learn it from here out.

• we brought this on ourselves Jun 18, 2015
• the web started as a ship of theseus and now it's a space... Jun 18, 2015
• “Editors such as vim and emacs should just work.”... Jun 17, 2015

  “Editors such as vim and emacs should just work. ” https://github.

• I THINK it's JVM-ish/hotspot-ish with DOM for classlib? But... Jun 17, 2015

  I THINK it's JVM-ish/hotspot-ish with DOM for classlib? But they're saying “binary format” instead of “bytecode” and asm.

• omg what is happening who are we now... Jun 17, 2015

  omg what is happening who are we now https://github. com/WebAssembly/design/blob/master/UseCases.

• “Why create a new standard when there is already asm.js?”... Jun 17, 2015

  “Why create a new standard when there is already asm. js?

• Oh wow WebAssembly is going to be bananacakes... Jun 17, 2015

  Oh wow WebAssembly is going to be bananacakes https://github. com/WebAssembly/design/blob/master/FutureFeatures.

• omg i'm SO SORRY Jun 17, 2015
• Also what's up with the grade inflation? "Near A-" is just... Jun 17, 2015

  Also what's up with the grade inflation? "Near A-" is just B+.

• I have received the ultimate writer's test: Taking critical... Jun 17, 2015

  I have received the ultimate writer's test: Taking critical reader email seriously even though it is in Comic Sans. https://twitter.

• the enemy of the sharing economy Jun 17, 2015
• just http://postlight.com Jun 17, 2015

  @bcpk @joshuatopolsky just http://postlight.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/610844766415130624/photo/1 Jun 16, 2015

  https://twitter.

• Whip the dip Jun 15, 2015
• I am at @Medium which is a calm and collected place to... Jun 15, 2015

  I am at @Medium which is a calm and collected place to write and think with good beverage options. https://twitter.

• Oh my god I was so tired on that podcast I had no idea.... Jun 15, 2015

  Oh my god I was so tired on that podcast I had no idea.

• So I was on @joshuatopolsky's podcast to talk “Code,” but... Jun 15, 2015

  So I was on @joshuatopolsky 's podcast to talk “Code,” but instead we talked about an imaginary restaurant, Dipperz. https://soundcloud.

• That moment in the car service when you double-check that... Jun 15, 2015

  That moment in the car service when you double-check that it's actually JFK.

• Whoa old-school AOL compiled its code by having developers... Jun 15, 2015

  Whoa old-school AOL compiled its code by having developers email it http://www. foreverscape.

• I haven't made that joke since 2013. Jun 14, 2015

  I haven't made that joke since 2013.

• Q: How does a waiter say, “You disgust me?” A: “Americano?” Jun 14, 2015

  Q: How does a waiter say, “You disgust me? ” A: “Americano?

• I just wanted to go somewhere nice and have nice coffee... Jun 14, 2015

  I just wanted to go somewhere nice and have nice coffee that doesn't have like a quarter-inch skin on it.

• Okay that question obviously brought out some strong... Jun 14, 2015

  Okay that question obviously brought out some strong emotions and reactions.

• Is there a place in SF where I can get a really WEAK cup of... Jun 14, 2015

  Is there a place in SF where I can get a really WEAK cup of coffee? Like, brewed to East Coast standards instead of face-ripping standards?

• you'll read all seven sequels, like an animal Jun 14, 2015
• god spoken like a true pinger Jun 14, 2015
• do you get it now when i said you are definitely a pinger Jun 14, 2015
• This story by @digiphile is good not because it praises... Jun 14, 2015

  This story by @digiphile is good not because it praises @BW , but because it makes clear how hard BW people WORKED http://www. huffingtonpost.

• https://vine.co/v/OlDhtMFUErJ Jun 14, 2015

  https://vine.

• Thanks everyone for writing in we are tracking that gcc is... Jun 13, 2015

  Thanks everyone for writing in we are tracking that gcc is now an alias to LLVM clang on MacOSX 10. 7+ in this issue: https://github.

• Today my family earned the “toddler stepped in human poop... Jun 13, 2015

  Today my family earned the “toddler stepped in human poop near the Seaport” badge.

• Now I can stop procrastinating and finish my book about web... Jun 13, 2015

  Now I can stop procrastinating and finish my book about web pages.

• didn't work for a few good reasons but my idea was to make... Jun 12, 2015
• so @jimaley had an idea, we would have a little character... Jun 12, 2015
• MetaFilter https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/609561672357965... Jun 12, 2015

  MetaFilter https://twitter.

• this is reality right here https://github.com/BloombergMedia... Jun 12, 2015

  this is reality right here https://github.

• okay okay http://ma.tt/2015/06/paul-ford-what-is-code-bloomb... Jun 12, 2015

  okay okay http://ma.

• This is very cool. Editorial attribution/CC licensing... Jun 12, 2015

  This is very cool. Editorial attribution/CC licensing letter-to-editor as pull request, resolved and deployed.

• I really like going on @onthemedia they ask lots of big... Jun 12, 2015

  I really like going on @onthemedia they ask lots of big questions; also I teach @OTMBrooke Sonic Pi coding. https://www.

• This is data journalism about journalism about data.... Jun 12, 2015

  This is data journalism about journalism about data. https://twitter.

• Maybe bots deserve equal rights but is that == rights or... Jun 12, 2015

  Maybe bots deserve equal rights but is that == rights or === rights?

• I like the way this talks to nice people who did tons of... Jun 12, 2015

  I like the way this talks to nice people who did tons of work. https://twitter.

• Ashley Feinberg was super pro and on top of her shit even... Jun 12, 2015

  Ashley Feinberg was super pro and on top of her shit even though I ramble http://gawker.

• That is very kind, thank you. Jun 12, 2015

  @helenvholmes That is very kind, thank you.

• For people asking for a PDF version of the Code article, I... Jun 12, 2015

  For people asking for a PDF version of the Code article, I can do you one better. https://twitter.

• :) it's the whole issue you'll recognize it because it has... Jun 12, 2015
• this is the true face of coding photo by @mahon_e... Jun 12, 2015

  this is the true face of coding photo by @mahon_e https://twitter.

• the aggregator has become the aggregatee Jun 12, 2015
• Here is MY three-word summary of my article for busy... Jun 12, 2015

  Here is MY three-word summary of my article for busy people: Reevaluate your life.

• writers of color goes VERY deep and is very cool... Jun 12, 2015

  writers of color goes VERY deep and is very cool http://www. writersofcolor.

• No me too, same thing. People on the Internet were happy to... Jun 12, 2015

  @helenvholmes No me too, same thing. People on the Internet were happy to point out how I could improve.

• I shouldn't have used sudo tho :/ Jun 12, 2015
• Paul Ford on ‘What Is Code?’ and why we should care Jun 11, 2015
• #NPRreads: Love, Coding, Yuccies, And The 'NPR Sound' Jun 11, 2015
• my fortran sucks not gonna front Jun 11, 2015
• This is so true https://twitter.com/digiphile/status/6090155... Jun 11, 2015

  This is so true https://twitter.

• I mean I predicted this Jun 11, 2015
• Katie is right view it in desktop the web team did the most... Jun 11, 2015

  Katie is right view it in desktop the web team did the most batshit interactive I've ever seen and I LOVE them. https://twitter.

• Remember its not lines of prose that matter its the quality... Jun 11, 2015

  Remember its not lines of prose that matter its the quality of the prose.

• 6:20AM at @bizweekgraphics https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Jun 11, 2015

  6:20AM at @bizweekgraphics https://twitter.

• oh I use it constantly Jun 10, 2015
• “I swept.” –My wife after four consecutive days and nights... Jun 10, 2015

  “I swept. ” –My wife after four consecutive days and nights with our twins.

• Already scheduled my shrink Jun 10, 2015
• fair Jun 10, 2015
• holy shit you are right Jun 10, 2015
• If you love self promotional retweets I have some fantastic... Jun 10, 2015

  If you love self promotional retweets I have some fantastic news.

• “Let me save the day for you!” [Deletes entire building] Jun 10, 2015

  “Let me save the day for you!

• I'm going home to leave the web team behind to produce the... Jun 10, 2015

  I'm going home to leave the web team behind to produce the article and every fiber of my being cries out to write XSLT.

• “Are you just going to dive onto a spit in advance, or?” is... Jun 10, 2015

  “Are you just going to dive onto a spit in advance, or? ” is something a web developer just asked me.

• i'm really psyched about rot13 tweeting never occurred to me Jun 10, 2015
• tbbbbbbb shhhhhhpx lbheeeefrrrryyyysss Jun 10, 2015
• I am braced for opinions. Jun 10, 2015

  I am braced for opinions.

• The real problem is that no one wrote tests for the cover. Jun 10, 2015

  @rustyk5 @anildash The real problem is that no one wrote tests for the cover.

• This is my official badge at Bloomberg today.... Jun 10, 2015

  This is my official badge at Bloomberg today. https://twitter.

• java micro frameworks! http://blog.takipi.com/java-micro-fra... Jun 10, 2015

  java micro frameworks! http://blog.

• “An earlier version of this article misstated the number of... Jun 9, 2015

  “An earlier version of this article misstated the number of waterfalls in the 15th Street condominium of Colin Rath. ” http://www.

• just gonna take a little nap right here in this aquarium Jun 9, 2015
• It proooobably shouldn't have taken eighteen minutes to get... Jun 9, 2015

  It proooobably shouldn't have taken eighteen minutes to get from Lex and 59th to Coney Island Ave in this cab but it was AWESOME.

• seriously everyone this picture of the girl petting the... Jun 8, 2015

  seriously everyone this picture of the girl petting the tiny virtual neurohorse http://motherboard. vice.

• how do you bulk up a story when writing for businessweek?... Jun 8, 2015

  how do you bulk up a story when writing for businessweek? you use the bloomberg whey.

• what are words really Jun 8, 2015
• Here is a short story I wrote for public entertainment... Jun 8, 2015

  Here is a short story I wrote for public entertainment purposes about what the tech industry will look like ~2045. http://motherboard.

• This is such an amazingly catchy earworm... Jun 7, 2015

  This is such an amazingly catchy earworm http://open. spotify.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/14K53 Jun 7, 2015

  http://mlkshk.

• i just accidentally closed a google doc that someone shared... Jun 7, 2015
• Style and usage question: _EOF_ or __EOF__? Jun 7, 2015

  Style and usage question: _EOF_ or __EOF__?

• An article about pre-chum http://www.newrepublic.com/article... Jun 6, 2015

  An article about pre-chum http://www. newrepublic.

• swiss beatz Jun 6, 2015
• I kind of miss writer's block tbh. Jun 6, 2015

  I kind of miss writer's block tbh.

• and i wanted to warn you because my nerdiness is getting... Jun 5, 2015
• guys i know you may not have ever guessed this but i am... Jun 5, 2015
• whole album is amazing Jun 5, 2015
• this Holly Herndon https://open.spotify.com/track/0r5wWqZb5x... Jun 5, 2015

  this Holly Herndon https://open. spotify.

• docs b4 apps Jun 5, 2015
• tom we're just going to have to go on without her Jun 5, 2015
• i mean at some level aren't mute inglor miltons more... Jun 5, 2015
• oh yeah tei xml http://www.thomasgray.org/cgi-bin/display.cg... Jun 5, 2015

  oh yeah tei xml http://www. thomasgray.

• everyone trots out ozymandias when they need to reference... Jun 5, 2015
• voice mail tolls the knell of parting day, etc. Jun 5, 2015

  voice mail tolls the knell of parting day, etc.

• somehow my world always returns to late nights in... Jun 5, 2015
• I did not eat a full cup of Mike &amp; Ike's today. Jun 5, 2015

  I did not eat a full cup of Mike &amp;amp; Ike's today.

• give this a try http://www.thepolylife.com/ Jun 5, 2015

  @SteveBurnsAlive give this a try http://www. thepolylife.

• this is an excellent taxonomy of internet chum by @mahon_e... Jun 5, 2015

  this is an excellent taxonomy of internet chum by @mahon_e http://www. theawl.

• and sometimes the bar eats you Jun 5, 2015
• MINKEL on BELMONT http://www.newrepublic.com/article/121970/... Jun 4, 2015

  MINKEL on BELMONT http://www. newrepublic.

• i ate the pretzels and peanut butter and as a result the... Jun 4, 2015
• I feel most vulnerable carrying hot beverages down the... Jun 4, 2015

  I feel most vulnerable carrying hot beverages down the semicircular escalator.

• I keep spilling small amounts of beverage everywhere... Jun 4, 2015

  I keep spilling small amounts of beverage everywhere because I have no instinct for the tensile strength of the corporate cup system.

• For deadline lunch I'm having pretzels, a banana, fresh... Jun 4, 2015

  For deadline lunch I'm having pretzels, a banana, fresh peanut butter, an orange, green beans, and soda, spread out over five paper cups.

• I feel this way about soda machines, coffee dispensers,... Jun 4, 2015

  I feel this way about soda machines, coffee dispensers, faucets in general, and the prosciutto generator that I'm under NDA not to disclose.

• I sort of feel that the peanut-butter machine should be... Jun 4, 2015

  I sort of feel that the peanut-butter machine should be like a treadmill where you wear a clip and if you get blown black it'll stop.

• Whenever I try a new dispensing machine I have a definite... Jun 4, 2015

  Whenever I try a new dispensing machine I have a definite Sorcerer's-Apprentice sensation. What if it never stops making peanut butter?

• Someone helped me use the peanut-butter machine here in the... Jun 4, 2015

  Someone helped me use the peanut-butter machine here in the media skyscraper today. “It's the green button,” they said.

• if you are a nerd who finds media platform$ fascinating you... Jun 4, 2015

  if you are a nerd who finds media platform$ fascinating you will find this kinja post by @joeljohnson fascinating http://gawker.

• Businessweek copy desk is not playing. Jun 4, 2015

  Businessweek copy desk is not playing.

• ♫ Oh the pundit is a person in your media, in your media,... Jun 3, 2015

  ♫ Oh the pundit is a person in your media, in your media, in your me-di-a!

• “I smoldered on.” The best line of 2012–2019.... Jun 3, 2015

  “I smoldered on. ” The best line of 2012–2019.

• Content is coming. Jun 3, 2015

  Content is coming.

• but the homophone harum brings to mind centuries of sexual... Jun 2, 2015
• I'm writing a magazine article about programming and I just... Jun 1, 2015

  I'm writing a magazine article about programming and I just hit the part where I want to mention TK and I'm screwed.

• I always just call Arecibo whenever I'm going anywhere from... Jun 1, 2015

  @maxfenton I always just call Arecibo whenever I'm going anywhere from Ditmas. But I almost always take the train to Newark airport.

• No Siri, I don't want ‘seafood restaurants near me.’ / Are... Jun 1, 2015

  No Siri, I don't want ‘seafood restaurants near me. ’ / Are you sure?

• what if siri was dolphins Jun 1, 2015
• saying it's 420 am alone in a dark room when you can't... Jun 1, 2015
• “MY WEBSITE is 20 years old today.”... Jun 1, 2015

  “MY WEBSITE is 20 years old today. ” http://www.

• what is the name of the chart where there are two columns... May 31, 2015
• i am a data visualization expert... May 31, 2015

  i am a data visualization expert https://twitter.

• i can kind of see you going cyc tho, or pinger May 30, 2015
• http://claritaluzian.tumblr.com/post/112166493153/a-tribute-... May 30, 2015

  http://claritaluzian. tumblr.

• we've been faking the wrong things May 29, 2015
• what if tumblr was just a vehicle for branded content... May 29, 2015

  what if tumblr was just a vehicle for branded content promoting digital tv shows? what if facebook was for only for ads?

• if people are optimistic, engaged, learning new skills, and... May 29, 2015
• what if all the companies are fake May 29, 2015
• The Office meets The Matrix May 29, 2015
• “Some of the faux companies even hold strikes.” May 29, 2015

  “Some of the faux companies even hold strikes.

• “They also receive virtual salaries to spend within the... May 29, 2015

  “They also receive virtual salaries to spend within the make-believe economy. ” http://www.

• oh god oh god oh god http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/31/busin... May 29, 2015

  oh god oh god oh god http://www. nytimes.

• No matter what my self-conception, I have a suspicion I'd... May 29, 2015

  No matter what my self-conception, I have a suspicion I'd enjoy Pitch Perfect II.

• http://www.rfwiz.com/Frequencies/Maine/Maine_Cumberland.htm... May 28, 2015

  @rustyk5 http://www. rfwiz.

• gqrx May 28, 2015
• lol May 28, 2015
• But don't stop trying! May 28, 2015

  @rustyk5 @AGoldmund But don't stop trying!

• miss u, winter May 28, 2015
• Nicki Minaj Bar Mitzvah works well descriptively, like,... May 28, 2015

  Nicki Minaj Bar Mitzvah works well descriptively, like, this is a real NMBM situation we got right here.

• Funeral Evites. May 27, 2015

  Funeral Evites.

• it turns out i have strong feelings about adobe-based... May 27, 2015
• all of the acronyms https://twitter.com/Balisage/status/6036... May 27, 2015

  all of the acronyms https://twitter.

• I mean when birds seek to destroy pig infrastructure who... May 27, 2015

  I mean when birds seek to destroy pig infrastructure who really wins? Slingshot makers.

• What if it's two hours of bird/pig truth and reconciliation... May 27, 2015

  What if it's two hours of bird/pig truth and reconciliation in the hope of a better future?

• I mean it has to be basically! May 27, 2015

  @rustyk5 @bn2b I mean it has to be basically!

• THEY KILLED MY FAMILY. [scene of bird slaughter at hooves... May 27, 2015

  THEY KILLED MY FAMILY. [scene of bird slaughter at hooves of pigs] [pan up to reveal slingshot] THE PIGS...

• I'm thinking about the coming Angry Birds movie since @bn2b... May 27, 2015

  I'm thinking about the coming Angry Birds movie since @bn2b mentioned it. Like what if it's just, extreme pig/bird violence for two hours.

• One thing I forgot about giant companies is the sensation... May 27, 2015

  One thing I forgot about giant companies is the sensation when you leave the office and touch your neck but nothing is there—ghost lanyard.

• Excellent and deeply-felt context by @textfiles for... May 27, 2015

  Excellent and deeply-felt context by @textfiles for understanding the MAME emulation system http://ascii. textfiles.

• I worked open-plan today which I haven't done in a while.... May 26, 2015

  I worked open-plan today which I haven't done in a while. Due to one headphone jack slippage I had a mild disruptive Quadron leak.

• now i want to go get coffee and everyone is going to assume... May 26, 2015
• what if there are goths in our stairwells May 26, 2015
• A mole sent me all the secret crying spots in this... May 26, 2015

  A mole sent me all the secret crying spots in this building, it's wonderful except I'm afraid of what I'll find. What if it's Morrissey?

• One good thing about being overweight is that no one can... May 26, 2015

  One good thing about being overweight is that no one can see your laptop screen.

• c.f. https://medium.com/message/writing-on-medium-88a5e99d86... May 26, 2015

  c. f.

• I mean...I don't think they are! Like, I asked about my... May 26, 2015

  @rustyk5 I mean... I don't think they are!

• Also right now today I'm working in a giant open-plan... May 26, 2015

  Also right now today I'm working in a giant open-plan office and I keep wondering, where are the crying nooks?

• i kept meaning to tweet that all weekend and tit was like... May 26, 2015
• Oh and to be clear it did that two years ago. May 26, 2015

  Oh and to be clear it did that two years ago.

• I have some news about Medium: Medium gave me a brief... May 26, 2015

  I have some news about Medium: Medium gave me a brief contract with clear rights, pays me when I write, and lets me write about ANYTHING.

• No one should write about programming; it's impossible.... May 26, 2015

  No one should write about programming; it's impossible. https://twitter.

• Maybe instead of saying “make it so easy that your mom can... May 25, 2015

  Maybe instead of saying “make it so easy that your mom can use it,” say “make it so easy that a senior executive can use it.

• “The reality has been more complex” is how the New York... May 25, 2015

  “The reality has been more complex” is how the New York Times says “BOHICA.

• Any sufficiently advanced object model is indistinguishable... May 25, 2015

  Any sufficiently advanced object model is indistinguishable from garbage.

• ULGH May 25, 2015
• I have, myself, paused Band of Brothers to buy electronic... May 25, 2015

  @rustyk5 I have, myself, paused Band of Brothers to buy electronic equipment.

• didja get the NooElec R820T2 SDR &amp;DVB-GT NESDR Mini 2?... May 25, 2015

  @rustyk5 didja get the NooElec R820T2 SDR &amp;amp;DVB-GT NESDR Mini 2?

• Has there ever been a bigger “we UX people completely give... May 25, 2015

  Has there ever been a bigger “we UX people completely give up” than the “OPTION key” symbol? ⌥⌥⌥ (Is it an oblique Mac happy face?

• “Find the COMMAND key. Now find the OPTION key. Now the... May 25, 2015

  “Find the COMMAND key. Now find the OPTION key.

• Keyboard commands are lore, not interface. May 25, 2015

  Keyboard commands are lore, not interface.

• YESMODES May 25, 2015
• Every Office-style software program should have a "paste... May 25, 2015

  Every Office-style software program should have a "paste only as flat text" button that can be ON or OFF. https://twitter.

• I just told a child, “you can make your own TV show in your... May 25, 2015

  I just told a child, “you can make your own TV show in your heart.

• The new Neal Stephenson is not for everyone but it's pure... May 23, 2015

  The new Neal Stephenson is not for everyone but it's pure joy for fans of multiple bolide impacts.

• Check out my maunderings May 23, 2015
• I just inspiringly wandered to buy Coors Light. May 23, 2015

  I just inspiringly wandered to buy Coors Light.

• Get inspired by my wanderings https://twitter.com/tnr/statu... May 23, 2015

  Get inspired by my wanderings https://twitter.

• Man technology sure turns people into self-entitled angry... May 23, 2015

  Man technology sure turns people into self-entitled angry asshole narcissists. I'm talking about cars, though.

• “GitHub didn’t invent version control by a long shit.” is a... May 22, 2015

  “GitHub didn’t invent version control by a long shit. ” is a typo I just found.

• Open question: Which prog rock band is best to listen to... May 22, 2015

  Open question: Which prog rock band is best to listen to when you are weaving shit into your beard?

• When I started programming it was like I was trapped inside... May 22, 2015

  When I started programming it was like I was trapped inside a weird invisible glass box, but I learned I was just using the wrong mime type.

• guys thanks for letting me know there are other word... May 22, 2015
• genie i'm free of horizontal lines in macword May 22, 2015
• In MacWord get rid of a horiz line: Select the line, Format... May 22, 2015

  In MacWord get rid of a horiz line: Select the line, Format &amp;gt; Borders and Shading, select None, OKAY. tx @FurbleScout https://twitter.

• nothing on earth is more resistant to change than a... May 22, 2015
• finally https://medium.com/technology-musings/the-annotated-... May 22, 2015

  finally https://medium.

• just out of editorial curiosity i diffed my edit of "how to... May 21, 2015

  just out of editorial curiosity i diffed my edit of "how to be polite" with the reader's digest version https://www. diffchecker.

• i mean it's doesn't link all human knowledge together but... May 21, 2015

  i mean it's doesn't link all human knowledge together but look at this CONTENT https://projects. propublica.

• “Never will you want something more than to untangle the... May 21, 2015

  “Never will you want something more than to untangle the necklace. ” — @page88 #1675 --share-71-136" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• wow you read those May 21, 2015
• I mean its got space shit instead of sailing ships so I'm... May 21, 2015

  @rustyk5 @Choire I mean its got space shit instead of sailing ships so I'm in.

• “My new cloud mostly works.” http://www.newrepublic.com/arti... May 20, 2015

  “My new cloud mostly works. ” http://www.

• This is cool. https://twitter.com/brianoberkirch/status/6011... May 20, 2015

  This is cool. https://twitter.

• even crab rangoon May 20, 2015
• Dramatic staged reenactment of syrupy tot dumpling... May 20, 2015

  Dramatic staged reenactment of syrupy tot dumpling affections https://instagram.

• what is going outside May 20, 2015
• We are raising our children to acknowledge, respect, and... May 20, 2015

  We are raising our children to acknowledge, respect, and celebrate ALL dumplings.

• 3yo twin A: "you are my dim sum." 3yo twin B: "you are my... May 20, 2015

  3yo twin A: "you are my dim sum. " 3yo twin B: "you are my pelmeni.

• this is great https://medium.com/@johndevore/i-quit-drinking... May 20, 2015

  this is great @johndevore /i-quit-drinking-5-years-ago-today-and-i-ve-been-insufferable-ever-since-b7a72cfb3b1f" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• http://www.theonion.com/article/study-average-father-thinks-... May 20, 2015

  http://www. theonion.

• how do people feel when you just end a tweet with a comma, May 20, 2015
• yeah the medium comments functionality on that post is... May 20, 2015
• you are naming your hard drive wrong... May 20, 2015

  you are naming your hard drive wrong https://medium.

• I understand completely. I kind of love it though, people... May 20, 2015

  @krylon I understand completely. I kind of love it though, people are welcome to criticize me all they want.

• my essay is this dog rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/60... May 20, 2015

  my essay is this dog rn https://twitter.

• Yesterday someone pointed out how rare it is for someone... May 20, 2015

  Yesterday someone pointed out how rare it is for someone outside of poetry to write about poetry. Today I find out why.

• Approve all the comments and let god sort them out. May 20, 2015

  Approve all the comments and let god sort them out.

• also nybr has an amazing and lovingly-tended website that... May 19, 2015
• no one mention wikipedia it'll get awk May 19, 2015
• So @garychou teaches a great class at @svaixd and he gave a... May 19, 2015

  So @garychou teaches a great class at @svaixd and he gave a great commencement speech, too @garychou /the-thesis-after-your-thesis-62c47d3a4c0a" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• No I know that was what I thought of immediately too. May 19, 2015

  @rustyk5 @ProPublica No I know that was what I thought of immediately too.

• also he proposes that @propublica implement the memex May 19, 2015
• “there are plenty of entertaining nuggets in the book”... May 19, 2015

  “there are plenty of entertaining nuggets in the book” http://www. theguardian.

• one of those novelty “in case of emergency break glass”... May 19, 2015
• wow cutting carbs sux amirite 😖😖😖 [rapid hulk breathing]... May 19, 2015
• I mean little charts are so good May 19, 2015
• The Spotify/Sony contract hooooooo doggies:... May 19, 2015

  The Spotify/Sony contract hooooooo doggies: http://www. theverge.

• here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyj5GuXuaos May 19, 2015

  here you go https://www. youtube.

• WOW May 19, 2015
• Personal hygiene tubing. May 19, 2015

  @SteveBurnsAlive Personal hygiene tubing.

• You could have a library with teensy tiny books. May 19, 2015

  @SteveBurnsAlive You could have a library with teensy tiny books.

• You would have so much fun. May 19, 2015

  @SteveBurnsAlive You would have so much fun.

• I want to live in a truck http://boingboing.net/2015/05/19/h... May 19, 2015

  I want to live in a truck http://boingboing. net/2015/05/19/how-to-know-if-the-overland-ex.

• “(even Anonymous has a name)” — @ftrain... May 19, 2015

  “(even Anonymous has a name)” — @ftrain #0817 --share-367-394" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium. com/message/a-no-to-poem-6f5d7aea9f15?

• “I doubt that 85 years will eradicate the cultural need for... May 19, 2015

  “I doubt that 85 years will eradicate the cultural need for feminism, activism, or poetry. ” #37da --share-290-390" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• “The poem is 3,712 words of free verse, an average of 14... May 19, 2015

  “The poem is 3,712 words of free verse, an average of 14 words per line. ” — @ftrain #8a84 --share-200-271" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• I wrote for The Message today about a very interesting... May 19, 2015

  I wrote for The Message today about a very interesting collectively-written poem that appeared a few weeks ago: https://medium.

• i hav dremes ware im been chaste May 18, 2015
• One of the healthiest ways I've found to handle stress is... May 18, 2015

  One of the healthiest ways I've found to handle stress is to flutter your hands compulsively while saying the words “I hate all cubes.

• i m a disatser May 18, 2015
• A “No to” Poem May 18, 2015

  Not long ago the poet Anne Boyer tweeted a link to a poem. I went and read the poem, which was on page 221 of this PDF published by the Chicago Review , and I went, whoa.

• Imagine the guest-host nightmare that will be the final... May 18, 2015

  Imagine the guest-host nightmare that will be the final season of SNL.

• you. know. what. makes. things. really. horrible. to. read? May 18, 2015

  you. know.

• get that meaning May 18, 2015
• omg http://beta.radiooooo.com/ May 18, 2015

  omg http://beta. radiooooo.

• This http://musicmachinery.com/ blog is super-good too. May 18, 2015

  This http://musicmachinery. com/ blog is super-good too.

• This by Chris Lago, https://open.spotify.com/track/6SgmgDISm... May 18, 2015

  This by Chris Lago, https://open. spotify.

• Here's the playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/thesounds... May 18, 2015

  Here's the playlist: https://open. spotify.

• I listen to an embarrassing number of “what's new”... May 18, 2015

  I listen to an embarrassing number of “what's new” playlists and that Needle playlist has a great hit-to-dud ratio.

• After I wrote about Spotify for @tnr I discovered this... May 18, 2015

  After I wrote about Spotify for @tnr I discovered this engineer's blog; he's done great work finding “emerging music” http://furia.

• Reading “This is what it's like to be charged by a hippo”... May 18, 2015

  Reading “This is what it's like to be charged by a hippo” on Medium my 1st thought was “Stripe is branching out. ” @blprnt /this-is-what-it-is-like-to-be-charged-by-a-hippopotamus-aa3b7bf320ef" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Oh I wonder what @blprnt is up to oh he's in Angola doing... May 18, 2015

  Oh I wonder what @blprnt is up to oh he's in Angola doing open hippo data (and a lot more) @blprnt /this-is-what-it-is-like-to-be-charged-by-a-hippopotamus-aa3b7bf320ef" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• What if at the end of the movie Don jumps out a window but... May 17, 2015
• You know who else didn't care about the conclusion to Mad... May 17, 2015

  @rustyk5 You know who else didn't care about the conclusion to Mad Men?

• I have watched this video twenty times... May 17, 2015

  I have watched this video twenty times https://youtu.

• To be clear I have nothing against beards I'm just amazed... May 17, 2015

  To be clear I have nothing against beards I'm just amazed they are still here.

• My father was born in 1932 and he told me in the late 1980s... May 17, 2015

  My father was born in 1932 and he told me in the late 1980s that sometimes he just thought of men with beards and laughed.

• Its been so long though. May 17, 2015

  Its been so long though.

• One day who knows when beards will be out. May 17, 2015

  One day who knows when beards will be out.

• I tried to talk to people who lived through the 1991... May 17, 2015

  I tried to talk to people who lived through the 1991 Thirtysomething finale to learn what's next but the nurses wouldn't let me on the ward.

• Writers: Tonight is a great night to give an editor bad... May 17, 2015

  Writers: Tonight is a great night to give an editor bad news.

• Tonight is the recapper's Superbowl. May 17, 2015

  Tonight is the recapper's Superbowl.

• What if the finale is about a couple who planned to watch... May 17, 2015

  What if the finale is about a couple who planned to watch it together but after a series of comic mishaps they live a life of unhappiness.

• Is this the finale to mad men May 17, 2015
• Other People’s Playlists May 16, 2015
• the answer is obviously self-driving prisons May 16, 2015
• brian it's beautiful outside don't be this guy May 16, 2015
• Sometimes I look at my children and I feel my heart melting... May 16, 2015

  Sometimes I look at my children and I feel my heart melting and I know that my heart is not steel beams and that their love is not jet fuel.

• I wonder if AirBNB asked anyone before it sponsored the... May 16, 2015

  I wonder if AirBNB asked anyone before it sponsored the Brooklyn half-marathon or if it just put up the website and waited.

• Which was cool because I was wearing my Baudrillard-brand... May 15, 2015

  Which was cool because I was wearing my Baudrillard-brand boxer briefs.

• Some of the nurses at the doctor's were wearing Grey's... May 15, 2015

  Some of the nurses at the doctor's were wearing Grey's Anatomy-brand scrubs today. http://www.

• skipped right over dad humor into granddad this is not a... May 15, 2015
• parrots in an open relationship will accept a cockatoo May 15, 2015
• My friend and his wife are in a relationship with their... May 15, 2015

  My friend and his wife are in a relationship with their parrot, they are crackeramorous.

• It's an important question: Can shoulder pets survive in a... May 15, 2015

  It's an important question: Can shoulder pets survive in a world of smartphones, emotional support animals, extreme tattooes, and SSRIs?

• I just assumed it had become a massive 3/4-square mile wine... May 15, 2015

  I just assumed it had become a massive 3/4-square mile wine bar.

• That's crazy I had no idea the West Village is still there. May 15, 2015

  That's crazy I had no idea the West Village is still there.

• I'm getting tweeted reports of a lot of shoulder pets... May 15, 2015

  I'm getting tweeted reports of a lot of shoulder pets coming in now (looks down at papers, then up at camera) possibly in the West Village.

• Nothing says “I need extreme amounts of attention, but at a... May 15, 2015

  Nothing says “I need extreme amounts of attention, but at a minimum distance of eight feet,” like a large bird or lizard on your body.

• maybe smartphones killed shoulder pets May 15, 2015
• in general it feels like weird shoulder pets is no longer a... May 15, 2015
• are there still people with pet shoulder lizards in nyc it... May 15, 2015
• I liked the original Content Wars but hated the prequels. May 15, 2015

  I liked the original Content Wars but hated the prequels.

• the answer, as always, is micropayments May 15, 2015
• there is literally no guidebook for these situations (picks... May 15, 2015
• i know that tweeting out a press release about myself... May 15, 2015
• Hi I'm writing a column about DATABASES for The New... May 15, 2015

  Hi I'm writing a column about DATABASES for The New Republic ask me how to fix your iPhone http://www. adweek.

• these dynamically generated spotify playlists are... May 14, 2015

  these dynamically generated spotify playlists are gooooooood http://www. furia.

• Could god make a house so tiny no one could blog it? May 14, 2015

  Could god make a house so tiny no one could blog it?

• kid can write http://thehairpin.com/2015/05/a-millennial-rev... May 14, 2015

  kid can write http://thehairpin.

• Elon Musk is basically devising a plan for all humanity.... May 14, 2015

  Elon Musk is basically devising a plan for all humanity. Hope you like it!

• “I am intolerable right now” should be considered a valid... May 14, 2015

  “I am intolerable right now” should be considered a valid excuse for skipping a party.

• Just a pleasant day in extreme air conditioning watching... May 13, 2015

  Just a pleasant day in extreme air conditioning watching smart people demo cool interactive products.

• At #thegraduateshow15 with the awesome students of @svaixd... May 13, 2015

  At #thegraduateshow15 with the awesome students of @svaixd who are READY FOR THE WORLD.

• oh they come and go and chat. May 13, 2015

  @horse_mans @cfenollosa oh they come and go and chat.

• Every word I write is one less word I have to write. May 12, 2015

  Every word I write is one less word I have to write.

• hare my fun. Sorry that cut off. May 12, 2015

  hare my fun. Sorry that cut off.

• Reader's Digest says that I have perfect manners so you can... May 12, 2015
• Tumblr is a great place to use meth with your friends... May 12, 2015

  Tumblr is a great place to use meth with your friends online http://motherboard. vice.

• And everyone hates the documentation team. May 12, 2015

  And everyone hates the documentation team.

• I read this and assume that the mail team hates the... May 12, 2015

  I read this and assume that the mail team hates the hangouts team so, so, so, so much. https://twitter.

• At some point in our lifetime there will be a real live... May 12, 2015

  At some point in our lifetime there will be a real live physical Museum of Twitter.

• Everyone worried about HuffPo needs to stop crying like a... May 12, 2015

  Everyone worried about HuffPo needs to stop crying like a big distressed baby.

• Today: Verizon buys Aol. Tomorrow: “Guys, we've been over... May 12, 2015

  Today: Verizon buys Aol. Tomorrow: “Guys, we've been over this.

• “Hi. I'm having some trouble with my journalism today.”... May 12, 2015

  “Hi. I'm having some trouble with my journalism today.

• If you can't trust Verizon's editorial judgment, what can... May 12, 2015

  If you can't trust Verizon's editorial judgment, what can you trust?

• Oh no May 12, 2015
• Seriously what are people even doing with those Knight... May 11, 2015

  Seriously what are people even doing with those Knight Foundation grants?

• Why even have data journalism if no one can answer this... May 11, 2015

  Why even have data journalism if no one can answer this question?

• Which sport has the dumbest fans? May 11, 2015

  Which sport has the dumbest fans?

• this is what the truth sounds like... May 11, 2015

  this is what the truth sounds like http://typedrummer.

• The decline of the middle class is making it hard to... May 11, 2015

  The decline of the middle class is making it hard to politicians to know what to call poor people http://www. nytimes.

• Man, people sure are less willing to give advice on an... May 11, 2015

  Man, people sure are less willing to give advice on an article draft when it's 38,000 words long.

• I don't think that there any win95 browsers with emscripten... May 11, 2015

  @rustyk5 @waxpancake I don't think that there any win95 browsers with emscripten support, but at the same time this question is now valid.

• u can run windows 95 in a browser now... May 11, 2015

  u can run windows 95 in a browser now http://win95. ajf.

• Nothing in programming is more pernicious than the myth of... May 10, 2015

  Nothing in programming is more pernicious than the myth of the 10x manager.

• omfg that dog May 10, 2015
• “because they can't find a working driver,” wiping away 22... May 10, 2015
• THESE banners? Thanks, they're by Figlet. May 10, 2015

  THESE banners? Thanks, they're by Figlet.

• oh wow gnu apl mode is crazy https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... May 10, 2015

  oh wow gnu apl mode is crazy https://twitter.

• I question the capitalist, patriarchal society that ... May 10, 2015

  I question the capitalist, patriarchal society that forces me to get up early with the kids to make this omelet.

• Deep down aren't we all lost children? Is a terrible thing... May 9, 2015

  Deep down aren't we all lost children? Is a terrible thing for a shopping center security guard to say.

• Oh @twitter why did you kill @oliviataters she was the best... May 9, 2015
• How they get you beer at Madison Square Garden:... May 9, 2015

  How they get you beer at Madison Square Garden: http://brewreview. com/blog/madison-square-garden-has-an-impressive-beer-system/ (38 miles of tubing).

• When Elton John came out to a journalist in NYC:... May 8, 2015

  When Elton John came out to a journalist in NYC: https://medium.

• I mean it's more like “radio” than a podcast, you know? May 8, 2015

  @rustyk5 @PJVogt I mean it's more like “radio” than a podcast, you know?

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyqEVoK4xoE May 8, 2015

  @rustyk5 @cwarzel https://www. youtube.

• PostgreSQL...landed...upsert http://git.postgresql.org/gitwe... May 8, 2015

  PostgreSQL... landed...

• the houndstooth is super cool tho May 8, 2015
• is there a good nyc tailor for fatties i can't mens... May 8, 2015
• “As your Concise Oxford sails toward me from across the... May 8, 2015

  “As your Concise Oxford sails toward me from across the room, let’s take some time to consider the arguments. ” @blprnt /data-v-da0e0d24777c" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• “And, obviously, for Swatches.”... May 8, 2015

  “And, obviously, for Swatches. ” http://mobile.

• Nerds, this is a great video, and it's for a Kim Stanley... May 8, 2015

  Nerds, this is a great video, and it's for a Kim Stanley Robinson book, so. https://youtu.

• I wrote a function in FORTRAN for rhetorical purposes &amp;... May 7, 2015

  I wrote a function in FORTRAN for rhetorical purposes &amp;amp; it's the most computer-looking computer language I've used. https://twitter.

• I will make an app that can deliver a stiff drink wherever... May 7, 2015

  I will make an app that can deliver a stiff drink wherever you are and I will call it FlaskRabbit.

• That nail salon article about wage exploitation was amazing... May 7, 2015

  That nail salon article about wage exploitation was amazing and I can't wait to get my interns to reblog it.

• omg it really IS terrible when you whine it May 7, 2015
• What is the worst word to hear whined? May 7, 2015

  What is the worst word to hear whined?

• I wonder if the dudes at the garage across the street are... May 7, 2015

  I wonder if the dudes at the garage across the street are yelling because they are excited about how loud their electric torque wrench is.

• New μ-Ziq album, nerds: https://open.spotify.com/album/68V5E... May 6, 2015

  New μ-Ziq album, nerds: https://open. spotify.

• make the drones dance May 6, 2015
• This article on creative computing with Clojure is the good... May 6, 2015

  This article on creative computing with Clojure is the good stuff right here: http://radar. oreilly.

• You see it as ignoring your email but I see it as saving up... May 6, 2015

  You see it as ignoring your email but I see it as saving up my love.

• every year this is less and less my world... May 6, 2015

  every year this is less and less my world https://twitter.

• I deleted that last tweet it shared too much. May 6, 2015

  I deleted that last tweet it shared too much.

• “Stand still so I can yell at you.” —Everyone May 6, 2015

  “Stand still so I can yell at you.

• sometimes when you're programming you really need to take a... May 5, 2015
• it's sort of dispiriting when your project is a year late... May 5, 2015
• i know this is evil but it's insanely fun to contemplate... May 5, 2015

  i know this is evil but it's insanely fun to contemplate how it will be used http://www. volkskrant.

• it's like evil storify May 5, 2015
• wait this is 11 PAGES of comedian airline tweets... May 5, 2015

  wait this is 11 PAGES of comedian airline tweets http://splitsider.

• never forget http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/ar... May 5, 2015

  @rustyk5 never forget http://www. washingtonpost.

• We call that "The Google Hangout Point." May 5, 2015

  @rustyk5 We call that "The Google Hangout Point.

• this is great http://www.theawl.com/2015/05/leaving-new-york... May 5, 2015

  this is great http://www. theawl.

• The Detective rides into the still-smoldering city. “Fans... May 4, 2015

  The Detective rides into the still-smoldering city. “Fans did this,” she says.

• I know it's not the biggest deal but when people misuse... May 4, 2015

  I know it's not the biggest deal but when people misuse “beg the question,” they sound like they are trying to be smart and my soul dies.

• Nice story pal, but let me just...[sound of snapping]... May 4, 2015

  Nice story pal, but let me just... [sound of snapping] situate that for you.

• important dancon http://www.theawl.com/2015/05/how-to-beat-a... May 4, 2015

  important dancon http://www. theawl.

• sorry i got it wrong it was page 221 of... May 3, 2015

  sorry i got it wrong it was page 221 of http://chicagoreview. org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/59-1-Gender-Forum.

• Remember me this way: https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5419... May 3, 2015

  Remember me this way: https://twitter. com/ftrain/status/541950651115524096 https://twitter.

• Oh man then I read that donut poem as something VERY... May 3, 2015

  @thelancearthur Oh man then I read that donut poem as something VERY different than you intended.

• the poem on page 211 hooooooly shit... May 3, 2015

  the poem on page 211 hooooooly shit https://twitter.

• I know, feedback forever. I liked your Medium piece a lot... May 3, 2015

  @thelancearthur I know, feedback forever. I liked your Medium piece a lot because you are very funny.

• THIS. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/594980586432897024 May 3, 2015

  THIS. https://twitter.

• i guess I COULD cut and paste but then the...um people with... May 3, 2015

  i guess I COULD cut and paste but then the... um people with good memories...

• that you can't retweet yourself really hurts this platform May 3, 2015
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/276769935198404609 May 3, 2015

  https://twitter.

• Sometimes you eat the brand and sometimes the brand eats... May 3, 2015

  Sometimes you eat the brand and sometimes the brand eats you.

• we gave this to the twins and suggested they color... May 3, 2015

  we gave this to the twins and suggested they color PROGRESSIVELY https://www. facebook.

• What's the policy on including your own tweets in prose?... May 3, 2015

  What's the policy on including your own tweets in prose? Jonah Lehrer-level or no big deal?

• i almost don't want to show you this but... May 2, 2015

  @leahfinnegan i almost don't want to show you this but http://www. esquire.

• At times, following @maura on Spotify yields AMAZING... May 2, 2015

  At times, following @maura on Spotify yields AMAZING results: https://open. spotify.

• gonna do a little writing, got a cup of coffee, and days of... May 2, 2015
• Hoooooooly shit this show is good... Apr 30, 2015

  Hoooooooly shit this show is good http://gimletmedia.

• I came here to joke about about my lifelong compulsive... Apr 30, 2015

  I came here to joke about about my lifelong compulsive addiction to food and ended up being kind of homophobic so I guess I'm on Twitter.

• I'm ready Apr 30, 2015
• Guys don't white knight me here I shouldn't have implied... Apr 30, 2015

  Guys don't white knight me here I shouldn't have implied that hitting taco bottom has anything to do with blowjobs and I'm sorry.

• I call eating a chicken parm riding the red dragon. Apr 30, 2015

  I call eating a chicken parm riding the red dragon.

• I mean that's more of an opportunistic hobo thing than... Apr 30, 2015

  I mean that's more of an opportunistic hobo thing than anything gay per se but I guess I should stop digging this grave.

• I can totally see why Den feels that way but the thing is I... Apr 30, 2015

  I can totally see why Den feels that way but the thing is I am completely fine with everyone I America thinking I blew a dude for tacos.

• And tacos are abundant and low value. Apr 30, 2015

  And tacos are abundant and low value.

• Being addicted to food means everyone is like “watch those... Apr 30, 2015

  Being addicted to food means everyone is like “watch those carbs! ” and you don't want to tell them that in 2004 you sucked a dick for tacos.

• let's jog to the bar Apr 30, 2015
• does anyone want to go someplace really dark and get like... Apr 30, 2015
• My doctor lives in my neighborhood, eight miles from... Apr 30, 2015

  My doctor lives in my neighborhood, eight miles from Manhattan, and we talked about transit and he said, “I ran here.

• I went to the doctor. The bad news is I gained back all the... Apr 30, 2015

  I went to the doctor. The bad news is I gained back all the weight I lost.

• Fairy tales help kids understand how complex the real world... Apr 30, 2015

  Fairy tales help kids understand how complex the real world can be. That's why this week we've been reading Jack and the Steel Beamstalk.

• we could stop calling them dick pics and start calling it... Apr 30, 2015
• Pexting is sending pictures of your pet's genitals to your... Apr 30, 2015

  Pexting is sending pictures of your pet's genitals to your friends, which is no fun. But the one that bothers me is pooxting.

• You're all getting frexts. Apr 30, 2015

  You're all getting frexts.

• Just kidding—I would never attend guilt-management therapy... Apr 30, 2015

  Just kidding—I would never attend guilt-management therapy because that would take a spot away from someone who actually deserves happiness.

• I'm fifteen minutes late for my guilt-management therapy. I... Apr 30, 2015

  I'm fifteen minutes late for my guilt-management therapy. I don't know how to feel about that.

• The problem of declining church attendance means less money... Apr 30, 2015

  The problem of declining church attendance means less money in the collection plate. That's why the future of faith is microprayments.

• My new band doesn't actually play any songs we just publish... Apr 29, 2015

  My new band doesn't actually play any songs we just publish track listings we're DubCore.

• I know I live in the future because human behavior is... Apr 29, 2015

  I know I live in the future because human behavior is exactly the same.

• Also I did this big [paid!] advertorial thing for GE which... Apr 29, 2015

  Also I did this big [paid! ] advertorial thing for GE which was about delivery networks with self-driving cars https://medium.

• the future [1] http://motherboard.vice.com/read/one-day-i-wi... Apr 29, 2015

  the future [1] http://motherboard. vice.

• “The Apple Watch is a Watch.” by @jomc... Apr 29, 2015

  “The Apple Watch is a Watch. ” by @jomc https://medium.

• There are lots of people who like, graduated from... Apr 29, 2015

  There are lots of people who like, graduated from WordPerfect macros to web development.

• That's true. I was always a nerd but didn't start actual... Apr 29, 2015

  That's true. I was always a nerd but didn't start actual programming until I was 22; figured I was just too dumb.

• The name of the woman who tamed the crows and wrote the... Apr 29, 2015

  The name of the woman who tamed the crows and wrote the first paragraph was left out by the man who wrote the second paragraph.

• All of western literature was originally designed to be fed... Apr 29, 2015

  All of western literature was originally designed to be fed to crows, who would carry the words to the gods. This was known as orthomancy.

• In fact, the ¶ symbol is a crow's beak turned 90 degrees... Apr 29, 2015

  In fact, the ¶ symbol is a crow's beak turned 90 degrees counter-clockwise. Bet you didn't know that, but you're not a paragraph expert.

• In fact, the ¶ symbol is a crow's beak turned 90... Apr 29, 2015

  In fact, the ¶ symbol is a crow's beak turned 90 counter-clockwise. Bet you didn't know that, but you're not a paragraph expert.

• The word pilcrow (“¶”) exists because paragraphs were... Apr 29, 2015

  The word pilcrow (“¶”) exists because paragraphs were originally created to be fed to crows for magical purposes, thus must be kept brief.

• People often wonder, when is the best time to stop one... Apr 29, 2015

  People often wonder, when is the best time to stop one paragraph and start another? The answer is 1:35PM EST.

• I've been working on my paragraphs for 30 years and... Apr 29, 2015

  I've been working on my paragraphs for 30 years and consider myself something of a paragraph expert.

• that one was just for me Apr 29, 2015
• [Rhymes “blockchain” with “champagne.”] [Throws Ducati... Apr 29, 2015

  [Rhymes “blockchain” with “champagne. ”] [Throws Ducati laptop in ice bucket.

• word nerd note: pandoc does a very serviceable job going... Apr 29, 2015
• “And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see... Apr 29, 2015

  “And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the tweet has gone there will be nothing.

• “I must not tweet. Tweets are the mind-killer. Twitter is... Apr 29, 2015

  “I must not tweet. Tweets are the mind-killer.

• when a system is dominated by bald men that's pateriarchy Apr 28, 2015
• soaring harmony attenuation is a major problem in pop music... Apr 28, 2015
• hmmm these harmonies don't soar quite as much in 2015 as... Apr 28, 2015
• what is the loudest i can listen to this toad the wet... Apr 28, 2015
• “As for Hogan’s claim that he was attracted to her, that... Apr 28, 2015

  “As for Hogan’s claim that he was attracted to her, that seems to have been a figment of her imagination. ” — http://www.

• You'd be shocked if you knew how many Bay Area men suffer... Apr 28, 2015

  You'd be shocked if you knew how many Bay Area men suffer from early earnings release.

• The Taxi industry is caught between this medallion mogul,... Apr 28, 2015

  The Taxi industry is caught between this medallion mogul, who threw the Nicki Minaj bar mitzvah, and Uber. http://en.

• So @kjhealy took me to CLUSTER SCHOOL with my VERY... Apr 27, 2015

  So @kjhealy took me to CLUSTER SCHOOL with my VERY IMPORTANT peen/vag data set @kjhealy /for-added-perfection-you-could-cluster-that-last-figure-b907c2d2e4b? source=tw-168dab556633-1430183468262" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• HOW many impressions? Fuck it, get me a type specimen book... Apr 27, 2015

  HOW many impressions? Fuck it, get me a type specimen book and a French 75, and don't open the door even if I scream.

• This is the Unicode unicorn. I know you see an old horse... Apr 27, 2015

  This is the Unicode unicorn. I know you see an old horse with an empty box on its head—but trust me, it is glorious.

• retweets are not endorsements Apr 27, 2015
• I went to disrupt the middleman, but when I had built my... Apr 27, 2015

  I went to disrupt the middleman, but when I had built my app and beheld my traffic, it turned out that all along the middleman was me.

• “I would put my hands on your shoulders and say, ‘Every... Apr 27, 2015

  “I would put my hands on your shoulders and say, ‘Every sample size is meaningful. ” — https://medium.

• Hi it's Monday let me break down the ratio of the word... Apr 27, 2015

  Hi it's Monday let me break down the ratio of the word penis to vagina in the media using suspicious Bing results https://medium.

• I just published “The Words the Media Industry Prefers”... Apr 27, 2015

  I just published “The Words the Media Industry Prefers” https://medium. com/message/the-words-the-media-industry-prefers-5d33e5b021e0?

• Why can't science breed a cat that can close the doors it... Apr 26, 2015

  Why can't science breed a cat that can close the doors it opens?

• This is cool: http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-pace-of... Apr 26, 2015

  This is cool: http://www. bloomberg.

• The Media Industry Prefers Penis (SFW!) Apr 26, 2015

  The Media Industry Prefers Penis A not-totally serious look at how The Verge, BuzzFeed, and the New York Times use words like “penis” and “vagina” (and “cat” and “dog”) 1. P v.

• You can ask anyone to marry you, but it costs real money to... Apr 26, 2015

  You can ask anyone to marry you, but it costs real money to be Authentically Engaged.

• This insane circumlocutory statement is how Facebook said... Apr 26, 2015

  This insane circumlocutory statement is how Facebook said “we ban fake accounts. ” http://www.

• this article on facebook account scamming has tons of crazy... Apr 26, 2015

  this article on facebook account scamming has tons of crazy details [stacks of sim cards! ] http://www.

• sometimes the bug is not in the content management system... Apr 26, 2015
• everything is working fine the font in the URL bar has more... Apr 26, 2015
• my actual emcee name is notorious chebeague Apr 26, 2015
• my emcee name is mackworth Apr 26, 2015
• if you had a rap battle in a kayak off of portland would it... Apr 26, 2015

  @rustyk5 if you had a rap battle in a kayak off of portland would it be all rap or halfway rock?

• If you want to call yourself a brogrammer you need to show... Apr 24, 2015

  If you want to call yourself a brogrammer you need to show mastery of guynary arithmetic.

• I'm such a nerd that I just read Soul II Soul as a boolean... Apr 24, 2015

  I'm such a nerd that I just read Soul II Soul as a boolean operation.

• Also the camera moves and you see a pigeon and we are... Apr 24, 2015

  Also the camera moves and you see a pigeon and we are supposed to believe Roy Batty died? Next you will tell me your owl is real.

• They want you to believe you are a replicant so that they... Apr 24, 2015

  They want you to believe you are a replicant so that they can control you.

• The end of Blade Runner is cool until you remember that... Apr 24, 2015

  The end of Blade Runner is cool until you remember that c-beams don't glitter.

• My mind says June but my body says October. Apr 24, 2015

  My mind says June but my body says October.

• This brand won't build itself. Apr 24, 2015

  This brand won't build itself.

• i mean it's totally possible that the 47,510 vagina... Apr 24, 2015
• Seriously deleted articles aside there is no other news org... Apr 24, 2015

  Seriously deleted articles aside there is no other news org that can make something this amazing http://www. buzzfeed.

• I love this article about Disney princes... Apr 24, 2015

  I love this article about Disney princes http://www. buzzfeed.

• if you google BuzzFeed for penis it returns 56,100 results... Apr 24, 2015

  if you google BuzzFeed for penis it returns 56,100 results but only 8,590 for vagina, which is a 47,510 article difference.

• what about embedding https://twitter.com/amanicdroid/status/... Apr 24, 2015

  what about embedding https://twitter.

• Fav if you like to perform loyalty, RT if you like to... Apr 24, 2015

  Fav if you like to perform loyalty, RT if you like to perform affiliation.

• The two best Twitter accounts I've seen lately are this... Apr 24, 2015

  The two best Twitter accounts I've seen lately are this actor https://twitter. com/notneilcasey and this hedgehog https://twitter.

• In retrospect no one should have made a website. Apr 24, 2015

  In retrospect no one should have made a website.

• Why are the web people here? We are here to take your... Apr 24, 2015

  Why are the web people here? We are here to take your amazing revenues and replace them with incredibly thin margins “at scale.

• But also, God, why are the print people ANYWHERE? Apr 24, 2015

  But also, God, why are the print people ANYWHERE?

• “Why are the web people here?” —@harrisj... Apr 24, 2015

  “Why are the web people here? ” — @harrisj @harrisj /leaving-the-new-york-times-bb3e73adc61f?

• omg i forgot that it was about GAMES journalism Apr 23, 2015
• A video about what really matters. http://youtu.be/1Vr6uVD3... Apr 23, 2015

  A video about what really matters. http://youtu.

• http://www.theonion.com/video/new-app-lets-you-work-for-your... Apr 23, 2015

  http://www. theonion.

• I mean no wonder they thought blade runner was the future Apr 23, 2015
• briefcases filled with cheddar Apr 23, 2015
• sure which is funded by big cheese Apr 23, 2015
• cheese too, can you imagine the cheese board lobbying... Apr 23, 2015
• I hate when he gets little Apr 23, 2015
• one day we'll look back on that infographic from our... Apr 23, 2015
• Yes! Ham Goes Up An Escalator http://www.clickhole.com/video... Apr 22, 2015

  Yes! Ham Goes Up An Escalator http://www.

• You know who else gets church and state mixed up? America. Apr 22, 2015

  You know who else gets church and state mixed up? America.

• i would personally benefit from any content management... Apr 22, 2015
• writing online you need to lead with the moral or maybe... Apr 22, 2015
• my NYC zip code has zero government-tracked sex noise... Apr 22, 2015
• data journalism, you're free http://editorial-ny.dnainfo.com... Apr 22, 2015

  data journalism, you're free http://editorial-ny. dnainfo.

• The Bear Who Let It Alone is the most true four paragraphs... Apr 22, 2015

  The Bear Who Let It Alone is the most true four paragraphs anyone ever wrote about anything http://www. newsun.

• when you make a self-referential joke you need to zoom way... Apr 22, 2015
• “Tisdale has been called the ‘Land of Rape and Honey’ for... Apr 22, 2015

  “Tisdale has been called the ‘Land of Rape and Honey’ for nearly 60 years. ” http://www.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/13UX6 Apr 21, 2015

  http://mlkshk.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bCWfM0MCk Apr 21, 2015

  https://www. youtube.

• dude is right the police really did NOT need to kill radio... Apr 21, 2015
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/590708483466604544/photo/1 Apr 21, 2015

  https://twitter.

• When BuzzFeed and Gawker fight it's so easy to get... Apr 21, 2015

  When BuzzFeed and Gawker fight it's so easy to get distracted and forget the real enemy, The Awl Network.

• You know a word you don't hear that much these days?... Apr 21, 2015

  You know a word you don't hear that much these days? “Mortdecai.

• “Already this year, 10 lotteries have been held for 698... Apr 20, 2015

  “Already this year, 10 lotteries have been held for 698 units that received about 486,000 applications. ” http://www.

• Adding to @jackrusher's praise of Olivetti Mode, a small... Apr 20, 2015

  Adding to @jackrusher 's praise of Olivetti Mode, a small thing for Emacs that you didn't know you needed. https://github.

• who wants to take some prospect park fun run to the next... Apr 20, 2015

  who wants to take some prospect park fun run to the next goddam level http://en. wikipedia.

• “We've restarted the brain we discovered and it wants to... Apr 20, 2015

  “We've restarted the brain we discovered and it wants to talk about something called Squarespace.

• “Podcast guest” is a cool epitaph I guess except I won't... Apr 20, 2015

  “Podcast guest” is a cool epitaph I guess except I won't need an epitaph because my head will be frozen and launched on a colony ship.

• Boy if you like the words literally and like then you are... Apr 20, 2015

  Boy if you like the words literally and like then you are going to love me as a podcast guest.

• lolno but the Date() prototype is like scrambled brain eggs... Apr 20, 2015
• ulgh moment.js is the best avail but ulgh Apr 20, 2015

  @rustyk5 @harrisj ulgh moment.

• This is a good point the TSA along with a do-not-fly list... Apr 20, 2015

  This is a good point the TSA along with a do-not-fly list probably keeps a “can fly but should not” for vultures. But what about penguins?

• An enormous number of jokes are obsolete. Apr 20, 2015

  An enormous number of jokes are obsolete.

• And that joke is so old, today he probably would do... Apr 20, 2015

  And that joke is so old, today he probably would do self-service check-in in that case and also vultures can't e-ticket? Plus no hands?

• My fav joke is about the vulture with an antelope at the... Apr 20, 2015

  My fav joke is about the vulture with an antelope at the airport and they ask him if he wants to check that in and he says no it's carrion.

• “‘I do television and film so I can take months off and... Apr 20, 2015

  “‘I do television and film so I can take months off and contribute to culture,’ Mr. Simpson said.

• this poor smuggled baby orangutan in a backpack... Apr 20, 2015

  this poor smuggled baby orangutan in a backpack http://dotearth. blogs.

• Slack has revived something that was VERY common in the... Apr 20, 2015

  Slack has revived something that was VERY common in the early days of the Internet, that sense of wearing a beeper.

• I hate to be reductive but happy 1/5. Apr 20, 2015

  I hate to be reductive but happy 1/5.

• Sometimes I'm at poetry readings and I think, “they should... Apr 20, 2015

  Sometimes I'm at poetry readings and I think, “they should have sent an astrophysicist,” I whisper it to myself without making eye contact.

• Six billion tweets of poet outrage. And you know they'd... Apr 20, 2015

  Six billion tweets of poet outrage. And you know they'd pick some professor.

• You know how in Contact Jodie Foster is like, “they should... Apr 20, 2015

  You know how in Contact Jodie Foster is like, “they should have sent a poet”? I keep thinking, which poet?

• Good morning here I am speaking with @joshuatopolsky for an... Apr 20, 2015

  Good morning here I am speaking with @joshuatopolsky for an hour also I do some ads with him https://m. soundcloud.

• maybe ten years to go until they remake the matrix Apr 19, 2015
• I guess these represent the “imperfect underbelly” of... Apr 18, 2015

  I guess these represent the “imperfect underbelly” of Indian weddings? But they are so fun and great &amp;amp; I love them.

• RIP Jonathan Crombie (Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables)... Apr 18, 2015

  RIP Jonathan Crombie (Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables) http://ottawacitizen.

• Shhh. Brands are watching. Apr 18, 2015

  Shhh. Brands are watching.

• Usually this is where they scream religious songs at each... Apr 18, 2015

  Usually this is where they scream religious songs at each other.

• It can't be this easy; I am terrified. Apr 18, 2015

  It can't be this easy; I am terrified.

• I just held a nap race for the little twins. “Who can close... Apr 18, 2015

  I just held a nap race for the little twins. “Who can close their eyes harder?

• We are all God's children. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Apr 18, 2015

  We are all God's children. https://twitter.

• We were supposed to meet up at the ballpark but half the... Apr 17, 2015

  We were supposed to meet up at the ballpark but half the people went to the wheelhouse and the other half went to the bailiwick.

• Congratulations to everyone at Gawker who is about to get... Apr 16, 2015

  Congratulations to everyone at Gawker who is about to get promoted to management.

• At the zoo this monkey was throwing feces at a woman... Apr 16, 2015

  At the zoo this monkey was throwing feces at a woman wearing turquoise denim and I was like dude, c'mon, wet stool can't pelt teal jeans.

• Maria vs singularity http://motherboard.vice.com/read/please... Apr 16, 2015

  Maria vs singularity http://motherboard. vice.

• k1dp0wn3d Apr 15, 2015
• It was like, “Daddy what're you doing?“ “I'm doing Daddy... Apr 15, 2015

  It was like, “Daddy what're you doing? “ “I'm doing Daddy things, you need to go to bed.

• My son just got out of bed to ask me what I was doing and I... Apr 15, 2015

  My son just got out of bed to ask me what I was doing and I had to explain that watching a hamster eat a tiny burrito is “a daddy thing.

• Yeah I'll do sniglets idgaf. Apr 15, 2015

  Yeah I'll do sniglets idgaf.

• Hatereads are a form of scornographic literature. Apr 15, 2015

  Hatereads are a form of scornographic literature.

• Congratulations to Yahoo! on its acquisition of Fire Eagle! Apr 15, 2015

  Congratulations to Yahoo! on its acquisition of Fire Eagle!

• it looks truly fun and you never have to worry about what... Apr 15, 2015
• that looks much more fun than living inside a set of nested... Apr 15, 2015
• god god god i wish i had one of those brains that was like,... Apr 15, 2015
• the writing is going well about eighteen months later than... Apr 15, 2015
• The Role of Emoticons in the TriplePHazelton Recognition... Apr 14, 2015
• ummm http://www.amazon.com/E-Mail-Addresses-Rich-Famous-Godi... Apr 14, 2015

  @droob ummm http://www. amazon.

• thanx to @droob: chuck d and jennifer finch from l7 and a... Apr 14, 2015

  thanx to @droob : chuck d and jennifer finch from l7 and a fake madonna on AOL as covered by MTV in 1994 https://www. youtube.

• Blackwater guards “faced mandatory minimum 30-year... Apr 14, 2015

  Blackwater guards “faced mandatory minimum 30-year sentences under a law passed during the crack cocaine epidemic. ” http://www.

• "Well, I don't know his name," Reagan replied. "But let me... Apr 13, 2015

  @rustyk5 "Well, I don't know his name," Reagan replied. "But let me tell you, if I become President, he's going to get to know mine.

• You know what else no one told me about is Sonic Pi. Apr 13, 2015

  You know what else no one told me about is Sonic Pi.

• http://open.spotify.com/track/0e0siwPeCy9UvQzN7zp6n8 why... Apr 13, 2015

  http://open. spotify.

• I bet ending sentences with “which” could be a thing, which. Apr 13, 2015

  I bet ending sentences with “which” could be a thing, which.

• not YOUR A/B tests, YOUR A/B tests are very, very important... Apr 13, 2015

  not YOUR A/B tests, YOUR A/B tests are very, very important to the overall success of your mission http://kadavy.

• For 20 years I've been running an experiment to see if... Apr 13, 2015

  For 20 years I've been running an experiment to see if self-loathing can move deadlines and I'm finally ready to publish my results: Nope.

• “It is a chicken puppet, not a duck puppet.”... Apr 12, 2015

  “It is a chicken puppet, not a duck puppet. ” http://www.

• just 82 short weeks Apr 12, 2015
• just 575 days to decide http://days.to/election-day-in-us/20... Apr 12, 2015

  just 575 days to decide http://days.

• no it can't be http://www.daysuntil.com/Election-Day/index.... Apr 12, 2015

  no it can't be http://www. daysuntil.

• It was quiet in the global media village but then over the... Apr 12, 2015

  It was quiet in the global media village but then over the hill came a squadron of Take Tanks.

• Say what you will about American politics, but there's a... Apr 12, 2015

  Say what you will about American politics, but there's a lot of wisdom in our two-family system.

• Woah the reboot of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus is... Apr 11, 2015

  Woah the reboot of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus is dark as hell. https://twitter.

• Sometimes the Spotify trail ends in Radio KAOS and that's... Apr 10, 2015

  Sometimes the Spotify trail ends in Radio KAOS and that's how you know it's time to go to bed.

• “Although his nation is nearly the size of Alaska, none of... Apr 10, 2015

  “Although his nation is nearly the size of Alaska, none of its 300 citizens actually live there. ” http://bigstory.

• “He said his comments last year that gays should burn in... Apr 10, 2015

  “He said his comments last year that gays should burn in ovens had been overblown, but that he stood by them. ” http://www.

• never forget https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5865889680844... Apr 10, 2015

  never forget https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/586488557323362304/photo/1 Apr 10, 2015

  https://twitter.

• Do you like #content? Because man do I have some #content... Apr 9, 2015

  Do you like #content ? Because man do I have some #content for you.

• the full stack life chose me https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Apr 9, 2015

  the full stack life chose me https://twitter.

• a gas station? Apr 9, 2015

  @rustyk5 @Lubchansky @AGoldmund @PJVogt a gas station?

• shit is about to get very serious for twin toddlers who... Apr 8, 2015
• yes Apr 8, 2015
• What is the snack in your office that you are not eating... Apr 8, 2015

  What is the snack in your office that you are not eating right now? For me it is low salt potato chips.

• I wonder how long before women with Apple Watches are being... Apr 8, 2015

  I wonder how long before women with Apple Watches are being harassed by men sending them unsolicited dickbeats.

• lotta dumb shit today Apr 8, 2015
• If the iPod was the Joshua Tree, and the iPhone was Achtung... Apr 8, 2015

  If the iPod was the Joshua Tree, and the iPhone was Achtung Baby, and the iPad was Zooropa, then the Apple Watch is obviously Mylo Xyloto.

• “We would all have been better served had the Columbia... Apr 7, 2015

  “We would all have been better served had the Columbia report been three sentences long. ” http://www.

• how many gallons of water does it take to grow the fuck up Apr 7, 2015
• If you mix Grey Goose and Old Overholt that's called a Rye... Apr 6, 2015

  If you mix Grey Goose and Old Overholt that's called a Rye and Gosling and it will make you throw up, much like this joke.

• no one else had photoshop Apr 5, 2015
• It was pretty collaborative. I just had a good computer. Apr 5, 2015

  @SteveBurnsAlive @snivelingmess It was pretty collaborative. I just had a good computer.

• I keep the high-culture stuff to a minimum here on Twitter... Apr 3, 2015

  I keep the high-culture stuff to a minimum here on Twitter in order to focus on more friendly subjects like javascript pony poop sex.

• the other thing is this leng tan intepretation of four... Apr 3, 2015

  the other thing is this leng tan intepretation of four walls which helped me organize at least one decade of my life https://open. spotify.

• one thing i worry that people don't know about is margaret... Apr 3, 2015

  one thing i worry that people don't know about is margaret leng tan playing satie on toy piano https://open. spotify.

• yeah i mean that's where i'm at and it's amazing Apr 3, 2015
• listening to it now sooooo goood Apr 3, 2015
• EXCELLENT Apr 3, 2015
• I don't think Pigface gets enough credit. Apr 3, 2015

  I don't think Pigface gets enough credit.

• “‘Now I’m going to do that racist thing where I touch your... Apr 3, 2015

  “‘Now I’m going to do that racist thing where I touch your hair,’ he said as he reached for my afro. ” http://www.

• this chart should help https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/584... Apr 3, 2015

  this chart should help https://twitter.

• so that would be in the vending machine too Apr 3, 2015
• this is true my wife took a wooden toy away from our... Apr 3, 2015
• actually i've chewed belts a rigid shiny cheap leather is... Apr 3, 2015
• something where the chocolate slowly flakes off after five... Apr 3, 2015
• i am the entrepreneur in residence of your heart Apr 3, 2015
• no one needs granola bars at work people need chew toys,... Apr 3, 2015
• like you KNOW the perfect vending combo is not trail... Apr 3, 2015
• THEN you use your VC network to put your stupid vending... Apr 3, 2015
• like, get some vending machines, buy randomly off... Apr 3, 2015

  like, get some vending machines, buy randomly off http://www. candywarehouse.

• like the state of the art (this is 2012) seems like there's... Apr 3, 2015

  like the state of the art (this is 2012) seems like there's all sorts of optimization and scaling issues to resolve http://www. jiem.

• you ever think what if i just dropped out and just thought... Apr 3, 2015
• “with the kind of well-defined bone structure that makes... Apr 2, 2015

  “with the kind of well-defined bone structure that makes you think about bone structure” https://stories. californiasunday.

• More-gehl-unz or Morga-lonz? Apr 2, 2015

  More-gehl-unz or Morga-lonz?

• Slack automated emails are pretty good sometimes.... Apr 2, 2015

  Slack automated emails are pretty good sometimes. https://twitter.

• what do you guys think of tweeting in rhymed couplets Apr 2, 2015
• “Germanwings and Airline Safety: Where the Danger (Does... Apr 2, 2015

  “Germanwings and Airline Safety: Where the Danger (Does Not) Lurk” by @zeynep https://medium. com/message/germanwings-and-airline-safety-where-the-danger-does-not-lurk-59a4d79d5ef8?

• I don't see anything about how toy cast-iron pans should be... Apr 2, 2015

  I don't see anything about how toy cast-iron pans should be seasoned so I doubt the sincerity of these kid kitchens. http://www.

• I bet people who have serious life illnesses love hearing... Apr 2, 2015

  I bet people who have serious life illnesses love hearing about dad sinuses on Twitter.

• Here is the definitive source on PB&amp;J on a wrap... Apr 2, 2015

  Here is the definitive source on PB&amp;amp;J on a wrap http://gawker.

• I just had peanut butter and jelly on a wrap. Apr 2, 2015

  I just had peanut butter and jelly on a wrap.

• In my fever dream last night a plane crashed into my... Apr 2, 2015

  In my fever dream last night a plane crashed into my self-driving car, slicing me in two, and the rest was surgeons making jokes.

• The Long DayQuil's Journey Into NyQuil. Mar 31, 2015

  The Long DayQuil's Journey Into NyQuil.

• “Maybe this just-announced product or service is intended... Mar 31, 2015

  “Maybe this just-announced product or service is intended for someone who has different needs than me.

• right now my cold is at the level of i don't want to work... Mar 31, 2015
• i want my cold to get worse Mar 31, 2015
• i have to write so many things today Mar 31, 2015
• I have a cold Mar 31, 2015
• I had every chance to make things better. Mar 31, 2015

  I had every chance to make things better.

• I tweeted out a selection of my own stuff with a typo in it. Mar 31, 2015

  I tweeted out a selection of my own stuff with a typo in it.

• Who will triage my email? WHOOOOOooooooo —@ftrain... Mar 31, 2015

  Who will triage my email? WHOOOOOooooooo — @ftrain #0742 --share-0-238" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/13HXN Mar 31, 2015

  http://mlkshk.

• “So now I had my a laboratory for exploring my own past. I... Mar 31, 2015

  “So now I had my a laboratory for exploring my own past. I began to…” — @ftrain #3542 --share-0-205" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Just to be clear this is a real photo of me using skype to... Mar 31, 2015

  Just to be clear this is a real photo of me using skype to do the podcast in this tweet https://twitter.

• You know how I write things and they sort of knit the... Mar 31, 2015

  You know how I write things and they sort of knit the technological and emotional worlds together? NOT THIS ONE.

• Me: “Every nursing home is actually a media organization!”... Mar 30, 2015

  Me: “Every nursing home is actually a media organization! ” Attendant: “Sure thing Mr.

• “Poor Mr. Ford keeps talking about some Internet? Made by... Mar 30, 2015

  “Poor Mr. Ford keeps talking about some Internet?

• “If we approach the talent show as a system and work with... Mar 30, 2015

  “If we approach the talent show as a system and work with dining services maybe we can have canned peaches while the kids sing carols.

• I worry that I'll be drawing box-and-arrow charts in the... Mar 30, 2015

  I worry that I'll be drawing box-and-arrow charts in the old folks home. “Just let Dad graffle, it's what he knows best.

• My Quantified Email Self Experiment: A failure Mar 30, 2015

  The sun/moon calendar 2006–2017, by Lê Trọng Lục on Wikipedia My Quantified Email Self Experiment: A failure I have an archive of my own email going back 18 years, containing 450,000 messages. One day I decided to make it searchable.

• Oh duh that was a link to producthunt the actual beep boop... Mar 30, 2015

  Oh duh that was a link to producthunt the actual beep boop thing is https://www. beatport.

• My friends made this app that plays beep boop music and I... Mar 30, 2015

  My friends made this app that plays beep boop music and I love it http://www. producthunt.

• “Call your girl friends. Go out together and get yourself... Mar 30, 2015

  “Call your girl friends. Go out together and get yourself pampered.

• i support your choice to use portrait mode although not... Mar 30, 2015
• “Across the hall works the man Berns praises ‘as the guy... Mar 30, 2015

  “Across the hall works the man Berns praises ‘as the guy who finally solved the mystery of scrod. ’” http://www.

• “The baffled doctor asked what she meant by ‘ticklebox.’”... Mar 30, 2015

  “The baffled doctor asked what she meant by ‘ticklebox. ’” http://www.

• Tonight: Ease into Monday watching Katie and Sam do PPT for... Mar 29, 2015

  Tonight: Ease into Monday watching Katie and Sam do PPT for a bunch of Germans who stumbled in from the High Line https://www. facebook.

• So @katienotopoulos is a human toilet so it'll be cool to... Mar 29, 2015

  So @katienotopoulos is a human toilet so it'll be cool to watch her present PowerPoint slideshows SPONCON REDBULL https://www. facebook.

• I mean, it already is, but more so. Mar 29, 2015

  I mean, it already is, but more so.

• Mo just told the twins that Kriss Kross's “Jump” is an... Mar 28, 2015

  Mo just told the twins that Kriss Kross's “Jump” is an “Easter bunny song.

• This Reddit thread regarding the Ellen PAO verdict is the... Mar 28, 2015

  This Reddit thread regarding the Ellen PAO verdict is the ultimate Internet shitshow. http://www.

• Man some people I'm married to really don't want to hear... Mar 27, 2015

  Man some people I'm married to really don't want to hear any more Marina and the Diamonds songs on repeat.

• |■_■¬)) Joan Didion for Céline Mar 27, 2015
• The memes are finding their natural home now, heavy in our... Mar 27, 2015

  The memes are finding their natural home now, heavy in our bowels. https://twitter.

• We're all like, “Yes, those cats ARE OKCupid,” and Ira... Mar 27, 2015

  We're all like, “Yes, those cats ARE OKCupid,” and Ira Hayes turns his head in the Iwo Jima picture and looks perplexed and saddened.

• Pretty often using software I can feel everyone who lived... Mar 27, 2015

  Pretty often using software I can feel everyone who lived through the 30s and 40s shaking their heads.

• My wife put up more Easter door rabbits. I call this... Mar 26, 2015

  My wife put up more Easter door rabbits. I call this iteration of the wreath Mad Max Beyond Thumperdome.

• OH MY GOD THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SECTION Mar 26, 2015
• that shit is so real Mar 26, 2015
• I just showed my @svaixd class some of the 5,000 pages of... Mar 26, 2015

  I just showed my @svaixd class some of the 5,000 pages of ECMA-376 4th edition Part 1, “Office Open XML” http://www. ecma-international.

• Fortress America is a really good Kinja... Mar 26, 2015

  Fortress America is a really good Kinja http://fortressamerica. gawker.

• after a long winter of dicks I discovered in myself an... Mar 26, 2015

  @rustyk5 after a long winter of dicks I discovered in myself an invincible summer, but also of dicks.

• let's do this http://mlkshk.com/p/13EXU Mar 26, 2015

  let's do this http://mlkshk.

• Also we got Electronic which softened the blow. Mar 25, 2015

  Also we got Electronic which softened the blow.

• “New York City media” can be abbreviated to just “media”... Mar 24, 2015

  “New York City media” can be abbreviated to just “media” with no loss of meaning.

• “I mean, Twitter was basically ruined as soon as New York... Mar 24, 2015

  “I mean, Twitter was basically ruined as soon as New York City media discovered it in 2010 or so, anyway. ” http://www.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/13DOS Mar 24, 2015

  http://mlkshk.

• Good to see @goldman making something of himself. Mar 24, 2015

  Good to see @goldman making something of himself.

• i mean i think the smarter folks know they need to... Mar 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 i mean i think the smarter folks know they need to diversify? the risk is if social as a category implodes.

• well i mean the risk is taking any kind of facebook growth... Mar 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 well i mean the risk is taking any kind of facebook growth as a continuing revenue stream, right? like people did with google ads.

• eh the online ad networks are such a nightmare that the... Mar 23, 2015
• You know what was a nice Twitter era? When everyone had... Mar 23, 2015

  You know what was a nice Twitter era? When everyone had Minecraft avatars.

• sure and the publisher will be named zuckleberger Mar 23, 2015
• Sure, don't break the flow, up engagement time, sell new... Mar 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 Sure, don't break the flow, up engagement time, sell new dynamic ad products with nominal revenue split, lower risk.

• It's much cheaper than acquiring companies. Mar 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 It's much cheaper than acquiring companies.

• The Computerland professor describes his students as “a... Mar 23, 2015

  The Computerland professor describes his students as “a generation gifted with total vision at birth” which is a realllly good burn.

• Here is a page https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/58019405372... Mar 23, 2015

  Here is a page https://twitter.

• I found a book, TRAVELS IN COMPUTERLAND, by an English Prof... Mar 23, 2015
• Every time Facebook or Apple or Google or Amazon does... Mar 23, 2015

  Every time Facebook or Apple or Google or Amazon does anything weird I like to smile really big and say, “and this is just the beginning!

• “Like Facebook, media companies also want improved user... Mar 23, 2015

  “Like Facebook, media companies also want improved user experiences. ” http://www.

• Shitcoin, FINALLY http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speakin... Mar 23, 2015

  Shitcoin, FINALLY http://www. washingtonpost.

• I took this test and it said I was 96% millennial and that... Mar 23, 2015

  I took this test and it said I was 96% millennial and that made me cry so now I'm 100% millennial JESUS JUST KIDDING https://twitter.

• oh fuck https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/580110670865268736... Mar 23, 2015

  @rustyk5 oh fuck https://twitter.

• I'm going back through Twitter and I realize I've said some... Mar 23, 2015

  I'm going back through Twitter and I realize I've said some mean things about brands.

• I want to embed in a brand newsroom, participate if... Mar 23, 2015

  I want to embed in a brand newsroom, participate if possible, and write about it. Is your brand #brave enough to let me in?

• the procrastination checks i wrote all weekend just got... Mar 23, 2015
• Bartender I will have a Midnight Runner and give my friend... Mar 22, 2015

  Bartender I will have a Midnight Runner and give my friend a Public Enemy, and give the ladies at that table a Cameo and a Soft Cell.

• A Simply Red is cranberry vodka with a lonely man's tears... Mar 22, 2015

  A Simply Red is cranberry vodka with a lonely man's tears for a mixer.

• Why aren't more cocktails named for 80s pop acts? I'd drink... Mar 22, 2015

  Why aren't more cocktails named for 80s pop acts? I'd drink a Phil Collins, a Simply Red, a Sting, a Speedwagon, and, obviously, Champaign.

• I don't know if you can know me unless you've been in a van... Mar 22, 2015
• I keep channeling the pun-making interfaith ministers of my... Mar 22, 2015

  I keep channeling the pun-making interfaith ministers of my youth and thinking things like, “What we REALLY need is #gracetogether , right?

• “Did I tell you my crazy dream last night?” “Yes, I think... Mar 22, 2015

  “Did I tell you my crazy dream last night? ” “Yes, I think so.

• My wife hung up some toy bunnies with ribbon as an Easter... Mar 22, 2015

  My wife hung up some toy bunnies with ribbon as an Easter decoration for our front door, but it looks like a warning to all bad rabbits.

• sleeeeeeeeep nowwwwwwwww sleeeeeeeeeeep... Mar 22, 2015
• Growing up near Philadelphia I can tell you that, at the... Mar 22, 2015

  Growing up near Philadelphia I can tell you that, at the truly best hoagie shops, people working the slicer are missing fingers.

• Welcome to Ditmas, glad you are visiting from Bangladesh,... Mar 22, 2015

  Welcome to Ditmas, glad you are visiting from Bangladesh, we will now randomly shoot your baby in the leg. http://7online.

• I'm pretty sure that I have now spent more time watching TV... Mar 20, 2015

  I'm pretty sure that I have now spent more time watching TV shows about World War II than America spent fighting World War II.

• wait do you rhyme with vanilla or kia Mar 20, 2015
• Radio: All the work of TV, with all the glamour of print. Mar 20, 2015

  Radio: All the work of TV, with all the glamour of print.

• I am learning a little about story-driven radio production... Mar 20, 2015

  I am learning a little about story-driven radio production and after many years of working in magazines I can assure you that it is insane.

• This dinosaur is still in our house, and he's doing okay,... Mar 18, 2015

  This dinosaur is still in our house, and he's doing okay, but he's clearly yearning for home. http://ditmasparkcorner.

• RIGHT? Mar 18, 2015

  @joshualamorey RIGHT?

• a pastor wrote me once when i was pro-sex worker in an... Mar 18, 2015
• I just gave so many pastors their sermon title Mar 18, 2015
• If I were to make a new book based on the biblical book of... Mar 18, 2015

  If I were to make a new book based on the biblical book of Ruth I would call it GLEAN IN.

• Not a lot of people know this about me but I'm pretty sure... Mar 18, 2015

  Not a lot of people know this about me but I'm pretty sure my favorite book of the Bible is Ruth.

• One time in Tel Aviv this woman told me about Indigo... Mar 18, 2015

  One time in Tel Aviv this woman told me about Indigo Children, for like two hours, and having a third eye.

• Hello! Mar 18, 2015

  Hello I am teaching my class. My wife found this.

• I'm not saying this to raise important questions about race... Mar 18, 2015

  I'm not saying this to raise important questions about race but because I think that's all it would take and it would be hilarious.

• Seriously if you want to see America tear itself apart in... Mar 18, 2015

  Seriously if you want to see America tear itself apart in about 90 minutes just give everyone but white people one free cup of coffee.

• Like, if you want a conversation, that would get you a... Mar 18, 2015

  Like, if you want a conversation, that would get you a conversation and a half.

• What if Starbucks gave black people free coffee and wrote... Mar 18, 2015

  What if Starbucks gave black people free coffee and wrote #StartReparations on the side?

• “I like stickers as much as the next kid who grew up in... Mar 18, 2015

  “I like stickers as much as the next kid who grew up in America in the 1980s. ” https://medium.

• I want a lady in the Blue Bottle and a freak in the Peet's. Mar 18, 2015

  I want a lady in the Blue Bottle and a freak in the Peet's.

• “Also, don’t buy him a parrot!”... Mar 17, 2015

  “Also, don’t buy him a parrot! ” http://www.

• no but seriously https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/577818793... Mar 17, 2015

  no but seriously https://twitter.

• “(For a bunch of dudes with more money than Croesus,... Mar 16, 2015

  “(For a bunch of dudes with more money than Croesus, venture capitalists sure are tetchy! )” http://fusion.

• Sitcom idea: After years together, a polyamorous triad... Mar 16, 2015

  Sitcom idea: After years together, a polyamorous triad discovers that their handfasting ceremony was performed by an unlicensed witch.

• important photo http://mlkshk.com/p/139KF Mar 16, 2015

  important photo http://mlkshk.

• Thanks to @toxic today I know that you can zoom in and out... Mar 15, 2015

  Thanks to @toxic today I know that you can zoom in and out of Word documents if you hold down control + spin the mouse scroll wheel.

• in 2015 there are no keyboard shortcuts to zoom in and out... Mar 15, 2015

  in 2015 there are no keyboard shortcuts to zoom in and out of a page in microsoft word https://support. office.

• little factorial joke for you Mar 15, 2015
• Four programmers, 24 opinions. Mar 15, 2015

  Four programmers, 24 opinions.

• let's start an intentional-virtual commune where certain... Mar 15, 2015

  let's start an intentional-virtual commune where certain software is permanently banned http://www. nytimes.

• People say I'm kind of cynical but deep inside I'm sitting... Mar 15, 2015

  People say I'm kind of cynical but deep inside I'm sitting at a campfire listening to the person who holds the talking stick describe yurts.

• Please don't stop with the code questions I just wanted to... Mar 15, 2015

  Please don't stop with the code questions I just wanted to share that passage with you because it was some real pinecone experience shit.

• my friend passed away months ago. they gave away books at... Mar 15, 2015

  my friend passed away months ago. they gave away books at his memorial.

• These are great questions please keep asking questions. Mar 15, 2015

  These are great questions please keep asking questions.

• Omg these are great questions Mar 15, 2015
• (It was due like a month ago and I'm like, “Oh, I need to... Mar 15, 2015

  (It was due like a month ago and I'm like, “Oh, I need to tell people about CONFERENCES,” and then thousands of words go by.

• You can email to ford@ftrain.com if you are ashamed. Mar 15, 2015

  You can email to ford @ftrain . com if you are ashamed.

• I'm writing a huge thing on CODE. It's hard. Civilians:... Mar 15, 2015

  I'm writing a huge thing on CODE. It's hard.

• guys the zombie outbreak won't be because eco-terrorists... Mar 15, 2015
• the thing is to write software to monitor your typing and... Mar 15, 2015

  the thing is to write software to monitor your typing and then each week 3d-print a better keyboard welcome to http://lifekey.

• i'm concerned that if programmers can 3d print their own... Mar 15, 2015
• the team hasn't always held together the way i'd hoped but... Mar 13, 2015
• just really wanted to take a moment and thank you for your... Mar 13, 2015
• man DO they especially after a long day of mowing lawns Mar 13, 2015
• not trying to start controversy just observing the dad sitch Mar 13, 2015
• Hitler wasn't a dad. Will Smith is a dad. So... Mar 13, 2015

  Hitler wasn't a dad. Will Smith is a dad.

• If being a dad wasn't cool why would so many people include... Mar 13, 2015

  If being a dad wasn't cool why would so many people include it in their Twitter bios?

• /me bursts into restroom stall, pulls wet wipe from filthy... Mar 13, 2015

  /me bursts into restroom stall, pulls wet wipe from filthy toilet, puts it in trash can. “You're welcome, Gaia.

• traffic is a crazy thing https://medium.com/everything-about... Mar 13, 2015

  traffic is a crazy thing https://medium.

• “‘It’s the symbol of a stick man dropping something in the... Mar 13, 2015

  “‘It’s the symbol of a stick man dropping something in the toilet, with a slash bar across the stick man. ’” http://www.

• Perfect Spotify profile https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/57... Mar 13, 2015

  Perfect Spotify profile https://twitter.

• “Officer, here is an article in USA Today that might... Mar 11, 2015

  “Officer, here is an article in USA Today that might interest you while you arrest me at gunpoint? ” OH GOD OUR WORLD.

• “If the cops have no clue what you’re talking about, there... Mar 11, 2015

  “If the cops have no clue what you’re talking about, there are articles about swatting in publications. ” http://digg.

• this contains my favorite dystopian grim meathook present... Mar 11, 2015

  this contains my favorite dystopian grim meathook present infographic of all time http://digg. com/2015/how-not-to-get-swatted https://twitter.

• I'm not an expert, I can't write about imposter syndrome. Mar 11, 2015

  I'm not an expert, I can't write about imposter syndrome.

• Fighting ISIS: “a biker with lip piercings, implanted fangs... Mar 11, 2015

  Fighting ISIS: “a biker with lip piercings, implanted fangs &amp;amp; ‘necromancer’ written across his black leather jacket. ” http://www.

• Revisiting an Old Piece Mar 10, 2015

  Revisiting an Old Piece Plus a Postscript Sometimes I like to revisit statistics and links. I like to do this months after something is in the world.

• This story proves that New York City never was, and never... Mar 10, 2015

  This story proves that New York City never was, and never will be, a ferretocracy. http://www.

• right that makes sense or otherwise he truly is a magician Mar 10, 2015
• This is a video of my writing process.... Mar 10, 2015

  This is a video of my writing process. https://twitter.

• “Did you MEAN to show me something that didn't amuse or... Mar 10, 2015

  “Did you MEAN to show me something that didn't amuse or entertain me immediately without any thought on my part?

• Eh it takes a minute to animate and I don't want to spend... Mar 10, 2015
• i did it for the ttr Mar 9, 2015
• okay we are done for a long time with liveblogging apple... Mar 9, 2015

  okay we are done for a long time with liveblogging apple events thank you to @anildash and to http://alrotches. com/ https://medium.

• It never ever ends https://medium.com/message/apple-watch-li... Mar 9, 2015

  It never ever ends https://medium. com/message/apple-watch-liveblog-87efbbf8509f https://twitter.

• Huge new opportunities in health care for iPhone... Mar 9, 2015

  Huge new opportunities in health care for iPhone https://medium. com/message/apple-watch-liveblog-87efbbf8509f https://twitter.

• Let's see if we can top this image at... Mar 9, 2015

  Let's see if we can top this image at https://medium. com/message/apple-watch-liveblog-87efbbf8509f https://twitter.

• So @anildash and I will be live-blogging the Apple event... Mar 9, 2015

  So @anildash and I will be live-blogging the Apple event today we're both incredibly excited to see striped shirts https://medium.

• oh man that's tough about choire Mar 9, 2015
• verdammt erbärmlich Mar 9, 2015
• There's nothing Amish about this. I just asked the robots... Mar 9, 2015

  There's nothing Amish about this. I just asked the robots to leave me alone so that I have enough time to tweet.

• People are reading https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/notifi... Mar 9, 2015

  People are reading https://medium. com/fords-sensorium/notifications-8ced3d423535 and thinking I've gone luddite when all I did was tell robots to leave me alone.

• Apple WATCH Liveblog Mar 8, 2015

  t Apple WATCH Liveblog Anil Dash and Paul Ford return (see previous efforts ) to liveblog Apple’s latest special event , with Al Rotches creating images on the fly. If Apple can keep rehashing the same old shit, so can we (we even rehashed this intro).

• “That Way We’re All Writing Now” by @pomeranian99... Mar 8, 2015

  “That Way We’re All Writing Now” by @pomeranian99 https://medium. com/message/that-way-we-re-all-talking-now-49e255037f15?

• Or Wordpress RIP. Mar 8, 2015

  Or Wordpress RIP.

• You used to have to hold a whole big seance to communicate... Mar 8, 2015

  You used to have to hold a whole big seance to communicate with the dead but now you can just use Medium.

• Is there an Apple release this week? I missed the whole... Mar 8, 2015

  Is there an Apple release this week? I missed the whole thing because I don't wear a watch.

• ★╔╗тнε Ъεรт ❤️  ★╬╔╗║║╔╗╗╦╔  ★╝╚╝╚╚╚╝╚╩╝  🇷🇪🇹🇼🇪🇪🇹 Mar 7, 2015
• wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/not... Mar 7, 2015

  wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee https://medium.

• The kids selected a childrentozss' guide to plastic... Mar 7, 2015

  The kids selected a childrentozss' guide to plastic manufacturing as their first ever library book.

• Notifications &amp; Alerts Mar 6, 2015

  Notifications &amp; Alerts I realized that my digital life was getting too complex, so I turned off chat. Then I removed myself from a bunch of Slacks.

• Dude left the web better than he found it like 10,000 times... Mar 4, 2015

  Dude left the web better than he found it like 10,000 times over.

• Hooray for @mathowie who after 16 years leaves @metafilter... Mar 4, 2015

  Hooray for @mathowie who after 16 years leaves @metafilter in great hands to do healthy new things. http://metatalk.

• My friends built this and it's amazing if you like a... Mar 3, 2015

  My friends built this and it's amazing if you like a continuous free way to listen to millions of EDM tracks https://www. beatport.

• Busy social settings Mar 3, 2015

  “…busy social settings…“ I am going to cut and paste my portion from an email discussion about overcoming party shyness and call that my daily post. But let’s see if I can keep posting every day.

• Also this platform is INSANELY hot shit/if you program... Mar 2, 2015

  Also this platform is INSANELY hot shit/if you program Python &amp;amp; like EDM you should apply just to get into the beta https://sfx. recruiterbox.

• If I wasn't a complete garbage Python programmer I would... Mar 2, 2015

  If I wasn't a complete garbage Python programmer I would apply for this job working for my friend @richziade https://sfx. recruiterbox.

• WhiskerNet Mar 2, 2015

  WhiskerNet I’m quoted in an article : “I was 22 and the Internet was new and everyone was sitting around a table chatting and laughing,” Ford told me. “Who went to parties where no one knew each other?

• The first thing I do when I wake up and get the children dressed—which, my God. Getting the… Mar 1, 2015

  The first thing I do when I wake up and get the children dressed—which, my God. Getting the children dressed.

• Some passive-aggressive Wikipedia editor for the Star Wars... Feb 28, 2015

  Some passive-aggressive Wikipedia editor for the Star Wars Ep 1 page put “Plot” in quotes. https://twitter.

• Glad to have Pareene call me on my shit.... Feb 27, 2015

  Glad to have Pareene call me on my shit. http://pareene.

• Sausage streams! Feb 26, 2015

  Medium really wants us to use these little empty spaces to capture thoughts. It’s positively eager for us to jam some thoughts in its thought-capturing machine so that it can grind them into thotstreams.

• Yes to the Dress? Feb 26, 2015

  Yes to the Dress? Right now people in my professional world (content platform pontificators) are avidly discussing the traffic garnered by a single picture of a blue-and-black dress that could also—depending on how your neurons are firing—look white-and-gold.

• We Put A Falcon And A Rabbit In The Same Room Together.... Feb 24, 2015

  We Put A Falcon And A Rabbit In The Same Room Together. What Happened Will Not Surprise You.

• When The Goal Of An Email Is To Stir A Sense Of Dread Feb 23, 2015

  Virginia Heffernan and Paul Ford have never met but they have crossed paths, and they've been sending fake work emails to see who most horrifies the other.

• I have completed an email prank war with @page88... Feb 23, 2015

  I have completed an email prank war with @page88 https://medium.

• Just Checking In Feb 22, 2015

  Just Checking In By Virginia Heffernan and Paul Ford Virginia Heffernan and Paul Ford have never met, but have often crossed paths—we live in New York City; were editors at Harper’s Magazine ; write about technology; and write for The Message on Medium. For no particular reason we’ve started sending emails to see who can make the other person experience the most profound sense of dread and panic.

• After software eats the world, software will digest the... Feb 22, 2015

  After software eats the world, software will digest the world. Then software will poop out the world.

• When an interface design looks like shit it suffers from... Feb 21, 2015

  When an interface design looks like shit it suffers from poo-omorphism.

• I wonder if after the stock exchange closes for the weekend... Feb 20, 2015

  I wonder if after the stock exchange closes for the weekend in winter they keep it warm, or if that would just be heating a dead bourse.

• When I read something I hate, I search for it on Twitter... Feb 18, 2015

  When I read something I hate, I search for it on Twitter and see how many people are praising it to remind myself that praise means nothing.

• could god ever spit a freestyle so sick that no one could... Feb 17, 2015
• Imagine if everyone fighting on the Internet just put aside... Feb 17, 2015

  Imagine if everyone fighting on the Internet just put aside their differences for a moment and yiffed.

• “After a silence of twenty-five seconds, during which Apple... Feb 17, 2015

  “After a silence of twenty-five seconds, during which Apple made fifty thousand dollars in profit... ” http://www.

• Talk with your children about Boston. Feb 16, 2015

  Talk with your children about Boston.

• Reblogged by http://HighScalability.com is a highlight of... Feb 16, 2015

  Reblogged by http://HighScalability. com is a highlight of any web nerd career http://highscalability.

• ♫Bloooooooocking you/is easy 'cause you're horrible.♫ Feb 15, 2015

  ♫Bloooooooocking you/is easy 'cause you're horrible.

• Corollary to Greenspun's Tenth and Zawinski's Law is that... Feb 15, 2015

  Corollary to Greenspun's Tenth and Zawinski's Law is that every Unix command-line utility expands until it is Turing-complete.

• User interface hall of fame: "grep... Feb 15, 2015
• Everyone in publishing needs to realize that the real money... Feb 12, 2015

  Everyone in publishing needs to realize that the real money comes not from traffic, not from engagement, but from understanding reacharound.

• LinkedIn just went viral. Feb 11, 2015

  LinkedIn just went viral.

• Always a panelist, never a moderator. Feb 11, 2015

  Always a panelist, never a moderator.

• once i sent someone who pirated a PDF an angry email and... Feb 11, 2015
• sam Feb 11, 2015
• Jesus Christ where are these young journalists who can... Feb 11, 2015

  Jesus Christ where are these young journalists who can listen.

• Hi I published pieces about Apple product decisions and... Feb 11, 2015
• I know some people who proudly promote themselves five or... Feb 11, 2015

  I know some people who proudly promote themselves five or six times a day, and they seem healthy and their skin looks great.

• I don't think people should be ashamed of promoting... Feb 11, 2015

  I don't think people should be ashamed of promoting themselves. Promoting yourself is normal and we've all been doing it since puberty.

• I'm nearly done promoting myself for the day. Feb 11, 2015

  I'm nearly done promoting myself for the day.

• I mean (1) people are shitty at programming computers; and... Feb 11, 2015

  I mean (1) people are shitty at programming computers; and (2) intelligence is a physical phenomenon; so you combine those things and hmmmm.

• So I was like, what are you AI guys worried about? And then... Feb 11, 2015

  So I was like, what are you AI guys worried about? And then I poked around, and I was like, oh, sure!

• Anyway this is a sort of "nerds are worried about AI again,... Feb 11, 2015

  Anyway this is a sort of "nerds are worried about AI again, but why" piece http://www. technologyreview.

• And I will move on to promoting this OTHER piece I wrote,... Feb 11, 2015

  And I will move on to promoting this OTHER piece I wrote, about SUPERINTELLIGENT AI http://www. technologyreview.

• For purposes of humility I will now stop promoting this... Feb 11, 2015

  For purposes of humility I will now stop promoting this great piece I wrote about CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS BUBBLES https://medium.

• “What if I told you that…Medium and Genius are basically... Feb 11, 2015

  “What if I told you that…Medium and Genius are basically the same website? ” https://medium.

• “People hate green bubbles.” —@ftrain... Feb 11, 2015

  “People hate green bubbles. ” — @ftrain https://medium.

• Thanks to @edd for tipping me off to the green bubbles... Feb 11, 2015

  Thanks to @edd for tipping me off to the green bubbles https://medium.

• I just published “It’s Kind of Cheesy Being Green”... Feb 11, 2015

  I just published “It’s Kind of Cheesy Being Green” https://medium. com/message/its-kind-of-cheesy-being-green-2c72cc9e5eda?

• When people say “You have a lot of time on your hands!” a... Feb 10, 2015

  When people say “You have a lot of time on your hands! ” a good reply is, “Wait, I'm confused, would that have taken you a long time?

• It’s Kind of Cheesy Being Green Feb 10, 2015

  It’s Kind of Cheesy Being Green Apple is petty sometimes A few months ago my friend Edd Dumbill shared a discovery. He pointed out that if you search Twitter for the words “ green bubbles ” you’ll find very consistent results.

• Many of the problems in Star Trek: The Next Generation came... Feb 10, 2015

  Many of the problems in Star Trek: The Next Generation came about because Data had mutable state.

• wait a minute what kind of big complicated software did... Feb 10, 2015
• semantically sensible, long-lived urls are one of the few... Feb 10, 2015
• http://www.ftrain.com/help_ftrain.html... Feb 10, 2015

  @rustyk5 http://www. ftrain.

• i made that fonzi joke on https://twitter.com years ago... Feb 10, 2015

  i made that fonzi joke on https://twitter.

• i'm vc fonzi i only invest in series ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh Feb 10, 2015
• it stands for very cool Feb 10, 2015
• i'm a vc Feb 10, 2015
• (Would you say that it is a useful breakdown of the state?) Feb 10, 2015

  (Would you say that it is a useful breakdown of the state?

• this is a useful breakdown on the state of machine... Feb 10, 2015

  this is a useful breakdown on the state of machine intelligence companies @shivon /the-current-state-of-machine-intelligence-f76c20db2fe1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Someone parked a truck in my mouth. Feb 10, 2015

  Someone parked a truck in my mouth.

• I'm getting tandoori chicken and rice and listening to... Feb 9, 2015

  I'm getting tandoori chicken and rice and listening to Marina and the Diamonds. Fuck everything love is the binding force in the universe.

• I'm on an express bus. It will stop across the street from... Feb 9, 2015

  I'm on an express bus. It will stop across the street from a restaurant that prides itself on being Indian and Pakistani.

• http://Bustime.mta.info is the greatest gift to the mildly... Feb 9, 2015

  http://Bustime. mta.

• Cool freaks wikipedia club is amazing and represents... Feb 9, 2015

  Cool freaks wikipedia club is amazing and represents everything great about the internet.

• Web fact: The men's bathroom at Tumblr is stocked with... Feb 9, 2015

  Web fact: The men's bathroom at Tumblr is stocked with pomade.

• i look like your best teen friend's sad dad Feb 9, 2015
• Anyone who says tonight “you don't look like I expected,” I... Feb 9, 2015

  Anyone who says tonight “you don't look like I expected,” I will slap the Warby Parkers off your skinny face.

• Hell is other people's weather. Feb 9, 2015

  Hell is other people's weather.

• You know how people are like, I wish we could create a new... Feb 8, 2015

  You know how people are like, I wish we could create a new Internet? We'll do that when the Bell House turns into a iced-in cannibal frenzy.

• Also bring a cot and a sleeping bag. Feb 8, 2015

  Also bring a cot and a sleeping bag.

• I'm talking at http://irlclub.info/ tomorrow and the... Feb 8, 2015

  I'm talking at http://irlclub. info/ tomorrow and the forecast calls for an ICE PELLET STORM so if you come I will give you a dollar.

• i call this coolness paralysis. it's really awkward. Feb 8, 2015

  i call this coolness paralysis. it's really awkward.

• after you give a reading it's weird. you're hanging around... Feb 8, 2015

  after you give a reading it's weird.

• i'm putting together my irlclub presentation right now.... Feb 8, 2015

  i'm putting together my irlclub presentation right now. adrian asked me to talk about ye old timey internet cuz i'm old.

• writing about internet technology is like dancing about... Feb 6, 2015
• “Safeguarding your personal, financial and medical... Feb 6, 2015

  “Safeguarding your personal, financial and medical information is one of our top priorities” is never a good opener to an email.

• Coke should just buy Radio Shack and then we could give... Feb 5, 2015

  Coke should just buy Radio Shack and then we could give ourselves over to the hashtags in our hearts.

• jesus Feb 5, 2015
• E.B. White was a fantastic tech blogger... Feb 4, 2015

  E. B.

• it's SUPER catchy Feb 4, 2015
• my kids love this song. They are three. 13 years younger... Feb 4, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @mitchsunderland @natashavc my kids love this song. They are three.

• Eh, ruining his life will probably not help him to become a... Feb 4, 2015

  @rustyk5 @katelaurielee Eh, ruining his life will probably not help him to become a more empathetic person in his community.

• yeah and it's pointless to find him, like the specificity... Feb 4, 2015

  @rustyk5 @katelaurielee yeah and it's pointless to find him, like the specificity is against the grain of the story. internet.

• Yeah, I forget how trapped writers feel. One of the reasons... Feb 4, 2015

  @jnchapel Yeah, I forget how trapped writers feel. One of the reasons I keep programming is so that I don't have that feeling.

• If you understood the laws of karma you'd understand why... Feb 4, 2015

  If you understood the laws of karma you'd understand why you must hire me as a science writer, little girls @jolenecreighton /heres-what-its-like-for-a-woman-to-send-a-job-rejection-to-a-man-17af3090c501" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• At first I was like this seems like a lot of hay to make... Feb 4, 2015

  At first I was like this seems like a lot of hay to make and then the final email from the dude is SPECTACULAR @jolenecreighton /heres-what-its-like-for-a-woman-to-send-a-job-rejection-to-a-man-17af3090c501" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Getting your articles translated is the best thing in the... Feb 3, 2015

  Getting your articles translated is the best thing in the world. You feel important but you have no way of knowing how much people hate you.

• i'm dieting and what i want right now is a toamuffin which... Feb 3, 2015
• you have the snowden files ken you already know my address Feb 2, 2015
• if you had been pure of heart the seahawks would have won... Feb 2, 2015
• cool movie about grace hopper in historical context... Feb 2, 2015

  cool movie about grace hopper in historical context http://fivethirtyeight.

• You can make a delicious risotto using nettle broth. Feb 2, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 You can make a delicious risotto using nettle broth.

• Useful nerd Postgresql trick I never knew: "\e" in psql... Feb 2, 2015

  Useful nerd Postgresql trick I never knew: "\e" in psql brings up your $EDITOR with your query loaded; save and quit to run the query.

• a better dad would have taught him to love the patriots Feb 1, 2015
• I mean ken if you were a good person and pure of heart... Feb 1, 2015
• tom brady is really really wealthy and happy and still... Feb 1, 2015
• nothing you can do can change the fact that tom brady and... Feb 1, 2015
• still time for the patriots to win this because you did not... Feb 1, 2015
• I was kind of counting on you taking of from social media... Feb 1, 2015
• i think it's nice, they are trying to preserve your dignity... Feb 1, 2015
• just hit ALT-F3 to reveal codes Feb 1, 2015
• to take a screenshot in Mac OS X, type Command + Shift + 4;... Feb 1, 2015
• probably your will Jan 31, 2015
• sure but who will i edit it for? Jan 31, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan sure but who will i edit it for?

• i think you can only pin your own tweets Jan 31, 2015
• After reading your tweets I've decided to root for the... Jan 31, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 After reading your tweets I've decided to root for the Patriots.

• you know what these are? [takes out a thumb drive] these... Jan 31, 2015

  you know what these are? [takes out a thumb drive] these are the y combinator decks.

• You see this watch? [Yeah.] This watch controls my car!... Jan 31, 2015

  You see this watch? [Yeah.

• second prize is a set of sushikiri, third prize is you're... Jan 31, 2015
• put the kombucha down kombucha is for people who optimize... Jan 31, 2015
• god tho glengarry glen ross but remade with VCs Jan 31, 2015
• Being excluded from opportunity sure makes people lose... Jan 31, 2015

  Being excluded from opportunity sure makes people lose their sense of humor.

• nothing i've read online has prepared me for the words... Jan 30, 2015
• welp time to move on to the next deadline wait they... Jan 30, 2015

  welp time to move on to the next deadline wait they remastered grim fandango.

• My kids are learning to write at nursery school but where... Jan 30, 2015

  My kids are learning to write at nursery school but where can I find a program that will teach them to pitch?

• I'm late on four deadlines Jan 30, 2015
• i'm worth 1/10,000th regular people Jan 30, 2015
• of course i retweet that but i'm late on a deadline Jan 30, 2015
• if you like me hate birds you will really hate this new... Jan 30, 2015

  if you like me hate birds you will really hate this new well-designed pro-bird website http://www. audubon.

• omg fuck this Jan 30, 2015
• they don't care about us Jan 30, 2015
• your mom was not ejected properly Jan 30, 2015
• laura bush killed someone with a car. Matthew Broderick too. Jan 30, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan @laura_june laura bush killed someone with a car. Matthew Broderick too.

• so just want to say, @mandrillapp will be bringing you... Jan 29, 2015

  so just want to say, @mandrillapp will be bringing you anxiety but in a really good way. if i ever get this done.

• so @mandrillapp gave me a million emails/month and i was... Jan 29, 2015
• i'm learning an unbelievable amount about anxiety Jan 29, 2015
• http://anxietybox.com cracked 3,000 signups Jan 29, 2015

  http://anxietybox.

• Yes, everyone thinks that. Jan 29, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 Yes, everyone thinks that.

• Ken you used WordPress for three years when I edited your... Jan 29, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 Ken you used WordPress for three years when I edited your blog. That was WordPress.

• leni Jan 29, 2015
• If I owned a bar where cool dads could hang and talk about... Jan 28, 2015

  If I owned a bar where cool dads could hang and talk about their lives I'd call it Sinuses.

• Once, a person jumped in front of my Acela to commit... Jan 28, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 Once, a person jumped in front of my Acela to commit suicide and people yelled at the distraught employees to hurry up.

• i'm a serial nontrepreneur Jan 27, 2015
• how do you even win Jan 27, 2015
• what sport is this https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5601852... Jan 27, 2015

  what sport is this https://twitter.

• this might be the worst pitch i've ever seen Jan 27, 2015
• wait Jan 27, 2015
• my wife went to santa cruz with the banana slugs, like I... Jan 27, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan my wife went to santa cruz with the banana slugs, like I get it but also: http://omnia-extares. tumblr.

• Omnia Extares is MUCH, MUCH worse Jan 27, 2015
• not a MASCOT but a motto Jan 27, 2015
• does evergreen have a motto? Jan 27, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan does evergreen have a motto?

• it's like 80,000 pixels tall at full resolution Jan 27, 2015
• ken i pasted in a link to the article at the web archive... Jan 27, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan ken i pasted in a link to the article at the web archive http://web. archive.

• yeah no that's gone away forever Jan 27, 2015
• oh shit http://web.archive.org/web/20070608012023/http://www... Jan 27, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan oh shit http://web. archive.

• http://harpers.org/blog/2009/10/how-awful-is-richard-cohen-l... Jan 27, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 http://harpers. org/blog/2009/10/how-awful-is-richard-cohen-let-us-count-the-ways/ http://harpers.

• richard cohen Jan 27, 2015
• i mean just like that's so much hate that the screenshot... Jan 27, 2015

  i mean just like that's so much hate that the screenshot tool on this 8GbRAM 2.

• but don't worry, moore's law suggests that one day... Jan 27, 2015
• there's so much harassment on http://femfreq.tumblr.com/post... Jan 27, 2015

  there's so much harassment on http://femfreq. tumblr.

• “Somewhere in some wall there was a transmitter sending out... Jan 27, 2015

  “Somewhere in some wall there was a transmitter sending out signals that only the lights could hear. ” — @jessamyn https://medium.

• This evocative kicker, thought a columnist, will heal... Jan 27, 2015

  This evocative kicker, thought a columnist, will heal democracy.

• Maybe today will be the day social media drives a... Jan 27, 2015

  Maybe today will be the day social media drives a meteorologist to suicide.

• so how's the liberal media this evening? Jan 26, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @natashavc so how's the liberal media this evening?

• The last time it snowed like this I wrote this essay:... Jan 26, 2015

  The last time it snowed like this I wrote this essay: http://www. themorningnews.

• i tweeted about bitcoin and then realized Jan 26, 2015
• we can solve two problems. turn off your phone and stop... Jan 25, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @mitchsunderland we can solve two problems. turn off your phone and stop tweeting.

• ken you are using a phone or computer to tweet Jan 25, 2015
• idea: a bunch of memes of people doing horrifying stuff in... Jan 25, 2015

  idea: a bunch of memes of people doing horrifying stuff in various states of undress.

• Here's a great thing to read when you're feeling a little... Jan 25, 2015

  Here's a great thing to read when you're feeling a little sorry for yourself it always cheers me right up http://harpers. org/wp-content/uploads/HarpersMagazine-1998-01-0059425.

• since we'll all be cooped up on monday i hope there will be... Jan 25, 2015
• This is a fascinating Wikipedia page that is basically... Jan 25, 2015

  This is a fascinating Wikipedia page that is basically useless http://en. m.

• check urbandictionary Jan 24, 2015
• Also, I'm not broke. I'm just incredibly cheap. Jan 24, 2015

  Also, I'm not broke. I'm just incredibly cheap.

• One signup per minute. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/559... Jan 24, 2015

  One signup per minute. https://twitter.

• there is some limit; it's in the docs but a little vague. i... Jan 23, 2015

  @mattlanger there is some limit; it's in the docs but a little vague. i think it MAY be 5k/day?

• doesn't it max at like, 3K emails/day? (I ran into that... Jan 23, 2015

  @mattlanger doesn't it max at like, 3K emails/day? (I ran into that with http://tilde.

• A real fact is that I am supporting my passion for software... Jan 23, 2015

  A real fact is that I am supporting my passion for software platform architecture with my day job as a literary essayist.

• I think the conclusion is: SES, maybe with sendy (although... Jan 23, 2015
• lol Jan 23, 2015
• that's just an SES wrapper alas but still more in the... Jan 23, 2015

  @maxfenton that's just an SES wrapper alas but still more in the ballpark!

• “We'll figure out revenue later.” —People who have no money Jan 23, 2015

  “We'll figure out revenue later.

• meanwhile I *know* email is a disaster because i tried to... Jan 23, 2015
• I can probably afford SES if I get MailChimp to sponsor me. Jan 23, 2015

  I can probably afford SES if I get MailChimp to sponsor me.

• oh fuck i'm a moron Jan 23, 2015
• so http://anxietybox.com is tricky because it's 150-300... Jan 23, 2015

  so http://anxietybox. com is tricky because it's 150-300 custom emails per user per month, so 1000 users = 300M; 10,000 = 3MM &amp;amp; it's...

• like i know 25 and 80 are different ports but the delta is... Jan 23, 2015
• does anyone know how to send 1.5 million txt emails/mo... Jan 23, 2015

  does anyone know how to send 1. 5 million txt emails/mo without going broke?

• i opened semi-official signups on http://anxietybox.com/... Jan 23, 2015

  i opened semi-official signups on http://anxietybox.

• because you love feist? Jan 23, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan because you love feist?

• ken I need your password and your flip phone Jan 23, 2015
• this is a great ad until the end, when the mothers should... Jan 22, 2015

  this is a great ad until the end, when the mothers should have formed an armed collective &amp;amp; destroyed the kyriarchy https://www. youtube.

• "molestor investor" has been sitting there for what, a... Jan 22, 2015

  @natashavc @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 @johnjcook "molestor investor" has been sitting there for what, a month? no one.

• mile lie club Jan 22, 2015
• The point is that fatties are actually psychics with secret... Jan 22, 2015

  The point is that fatties are actually psychics with secret powers and Little Debbie is a government front.

• Lots of scenes where a government e-meter shows that... Jan 22, 2015
• Marzipan Attacks Jan 22, 2015
• The hard part is the title. So far I have the chewlumminati Jan 22, 2015

  The hard part is the title.

• hah trick question no one knows Jan 22, 2015
• So the obesity epidemic is actually the product of the... Jan 22, 2015

  So the obesity epidemic is actually the product of the military-snack complex keeping us listless and passive and easy to track.

• I have this plot idea that in the 60s the CIA noticed that... Jan 22, 2015

  I have this plot idea that in the 60s the CIA noticed that some people were psychic and invented a carb ray that made everyone fat.

• can someone start http://nazifacts.kinja.com tx Jan 22, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @natashavc @leahfinnegan @johnjcook can someone start http://nazifacts. kinja.

• hahahaha but I think I was overreacting Jan 22, 2015
• “‘It’s her real butt,’ said Hershkovits.”... Jan 21, 2015

  “‘It’s her real butt,’ said Hershkovits. ” https://medium.

• I wrote about the most interesting part of getting Kim... Jan 21, 2015

  I wrote about the most interesting part of getting Kim Kardashian's butt online, the web scaling part: https://medium.

• How PAPER Magazine’s web engineers scaled Kim Kardashian’s back-end (SFW) Jan 20, 2015

  How PAPER Magazine’s web engineers scaled their back-end for Kim Kardashian (SFW) #BreakTheInternet? On November 11th 2014, the art-and-nightlife magazine PAPER “broke the Internet” when it put a Jean-Paul Goude photograph of a well-oiled, mostly-nude Kim Kardashian on its cover and posted the same nude photos of Kim Kardashian to its website (NSFW).

• I miss the 1989-era DPaintIV animation dialogue box, and... Jan 20, 2015

  I miss the 1989-era DPaintIV animation dialogue box, and one day I hope I can have it on my networked supercomputer http://ftrain. github.

• I'm trying hard to get more stuff off my hard drive and... Jan 20, 2015

  I'm trying hard to get more stuff off my hard drive and into the world, even if it's busted http://ftrain. github.

• I made this silly broken toy http://ftrain.github.io/anim/... Jan 20, 2015

  I made this silly broken toy http://ftrain. github.

• in before local cache refresh https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Jan 16, 2015

  in before local cache refresh https://twitter.

• It turns out the place is going to send me a tote bag so... Jan 16, 2015

  It turns out the place is going to send me a tote bag so scratch that. Passive-aggressive subtweeting is a bad look, I'm off-premises.

• guys what if we're dead and this is hell Jan 14, 2015
• Colgate University has a raaaaaaaaaaaacist Yik Yak:... Jan 14, 2015

  Colgate University has a raaaaaaaaaaaacist Yik Yak: http://gimletmedia.

• This is awesome. Jan 14, 2015

  This is awesome.

• Dr. King he had a dream/of peace and harmony. P E A C E, P... Jan 14, 2015

  Dr. King he had a dream/of peace and harmony.

• There is a song about Martin Luther King to the tune of... Jan 14, 2015

  There is a song about Martin Luther King to the tune of BINGO and my kids apparently know it.

• So I made this bot that emailed me a few times a day to... Jan 14, 2015

  So I made this bot that emailed me a few times a day to parody my anxiety. Now I am getting hundreds of anxious emails a day about the bot.

• People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who... Jan 14, 2015

  People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who hate truth.

• A genuinely cool feeling is when you wear a pair of... Jan 14, 2015

  A genuinely cool feeling is when you wear a pair of slightly tight pants and all morning it's like you have a self-propelled exoskeleton.

• ULGH fuck fuck fuck fuck Jan 14, 2015
• i was silverstein punch-up for years, how many ways can a... Jan 14, 2015
• one of the toughest jobs in media Jan 14, 2015
• je suis freedom fries Jan 13, 2015
• Every time I go “I need to do more for http://tilde.club”... Jan 13, 2015

  Every time I go “I need to do more for http://tilde. club” someone has already done it.

• http://squiggle.city/~paper/ is publishing an amazing... Jan 13, 2015

  http://squiggle.

• I just got off work I'm waiting for a bus Jan 12, 2015
• After the plague kills off most of humanity will one... Jan 12, 2015

  After the plague kills off most of humanity will one million users be the new ten million users?

• There is one other person on this Ftrain car at 10pm has... Jan 12, 2015
• I take my work seriously. Jan 12, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @alanagoodman I take my work seriously.

• Dark social is just people emailing the words “stop... Jan 12, 2015

  Dark social is just people emailing the words “stop tweeting.

• cool story Jan 12, 2015
• https://archive.org/details/EdwardR.Murrow-BuchenwaldReport Jan 11, 2015

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan https://archive. org/details/EdwardR.

• u left your purse on the train at 4th ave stop pls email... Jan 11, 2015

  @aajaynes u left your purse on the train at 4th ave stop pls email ford @ftrain .

• Otherwise it's unmanageable. Jan 10, 2015

  Otherwise it's unmanageable.

• I'm fine if you hate everything I stand for and want me to... Jan 10, 2015

  I'm fine if you hate everything I stand for and want me to die in a fire *as long as* you let me know in the form of a pull request.

• literally every project https://github.com/ftrain/anxietybox... Jan 10, 2015

  literally every project https://github.

• I just tried to hand a woman with a toddler the MetroCard... Jan 10, 2015
• “How can you make a joke out of everything?” is a question... Jan 10, 2015

  “How can you make a joke out of everything? ” is a question that miserable people ask a lot.

• Researchers after announcing that they have derived an... Jan 10, 2015

  Researchers after announcing that they have derived an algorithm that solves the most dangerous game: “Run!

• seriously i did that to @choire's inbox Jan 10, 2015
• there are like six pages of those Jan 10, 2015
• guys how do you think this makes me feel do you think it... Jan 10, 2015

  guys how do you think this makes me feel do you think it might make me ANXIOUS https://twitter.

• It turns out that extremely anxious people are not patient... Jan 10, 2015

  It turns out that extremely anxious people are not patient about websites that are not currently working, go figure.

• I'm so liberal I'm raising my children not to see color... Jan 9, 2015

  I'm so liberal I'm raising my children not to see color blindness.

• Its good to be back here on Twitter talking about how my... Jan 9, 2015

  Its good to be back here on Twitter talking about how my train is too hot.

• God I'm so tired of meaningful conversations with close and... Jan 9, 2015

  God I'm so tired of meaningful conversations with close and trusted friends on Slack.

• I'm here Jan 9, 2015
• I'm at 25 Corporate Drive. Jan 9, 2015

  I'm at 25 Corporate Drive.

• The code for it is available at... Jan 8, 2015

  The code for it is available at https://github.

• I talked about Anxiety Box with @pjvogt.... Jan 8, 2015

  I talked about Anxiety Box with @pjvogt . http://gimletmedia.

• #8 Anxiety Box Jan 7, 2015
• An email I sent about the Chinese Room in 2003 Jan 3, 2015

  An email I sent about the Chinese Room in 2003 I have 420,000 messages in my mail archive (many of those are from mailing lists, though) and I made them searchable. I keep finding crazy things.

• [ANN] The code for 2001's http://www.ftrain.com/cgi-bin/l_op... Jan 1, 2015

  [ANN] The code for 2001's http://www. ftrain.

• 1. You Will Build Your Own Google Dec 28, 2014

  1. You Will Build Your Own Google Or maybe map a genome.

• ttyl Dec 26, 2014
• see it can be okay http://www.theawl.com/2014/12/the-black-v... Dec 26, 2014

  see it can be okay http://www. theawl.

• Weird contrast with that Graham essay and Chris Rock on... Dec 26, 2014

  Weird contrast with that Graham essay and Chris Rock on Hollywood whiteness http://www. hollywoodreporter.

• H1Bs...or America is dooooooooooooomed!!!... Dec 26, 2014

  H1Bs... or America is dooooooooooooomed!!!

• Chorus: People! Bobby: Think more about... Duke:... Dec 26, 2014

  Chorus: People! Bobby: Think more about...

• when i see lists of "your top words in 2014" i hear them as... Dec 26, 2014

  when i see lists of "your top words in 2014" i hear them as the opening number to the worlds lamest sondheim musical https://ftrain. thinkup.

• new wrens in 2015 http://www.stereogum.com/1723245/new-wrens... Dec 25, 2014

  new wrens in 2015 http://www. stereogum.

• People who get upset about gendered gifts for kids should... Dec 25, 2014

  People who get upset about gendered gifts for kids should have seen my daughter's face when she opened the box and saw her Handmaid's dress.

• wait I thought we already were Dec 24, 2014
• oh its like a fun epilog to der untergang! Dec 24, 2014

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan oh its like a fun epilog to der untergang!

• imagine Goebbels and Magda putting up the tree. Who came by... Dec 24, 2014

  @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan imagine Goebbels and Magda putting up the tree. Who came by for cookies?

• no I have the symptoms but not the disease Dec 24, 2014
• I woke up yesterday and had like 20 death camps open as... Dec 24, 2014
• My wife is all, you bought the wrong applesauce, I'm all,... Dec 24, 2014

  My wife is all, you bought the wrong applesauce, I'm all, what is wrong with this Hitler-brand squeezed pomaceous slurry tube?

• The QEMU advent calendar just ended and it was totally... Dec 24, 2014

  The QEMU advent calendar just ended and it was totally great. http://www.

• Never forget https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5477745672433... Dec 24, 2014

  Never forget https://twitter.

• The Awl asked me to write about what will go wrong in the... Dec 23, 2014

  The Awl asked me to write about what will go wrong in the year 2015: http://www. theawl.

• hmmmmmmmm Dec 23, 2014
• oh just getting caught up Dec 23, 2014
• you're doing important work Dec 23, 2014
• Glad to see @anildash finally changed his name to the... Dec 23, 2014

  Glad to see @anildash finally changed his name to the nickname everyone uses for him, “I love Anil, but... ” https://twitter.

• Man Ayn Rand sure loved movies https://medium.com/message/wh... Dec 23, 2014

  Man Ayn Rand sure loved movies https://medium.

• “snake people,” as said out loud in 2014... Dec 23, 2014

  “snake people,” as said out loud in 2014 http://www. lansingstatejournal.

• These Detroit Satanists have an amazing look:... Dec 23, 2014

  These Detroit Satanists have an amazing look: http://www. lansingstatejournal.

• http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/12/23/us/gender-gaps... Dec 22, 2014

  http://www. nytimes.

• Dear Kids Dec 22, 2014

  Dear Kids by Paul Ford I went digging around tonight to find a quote from the preface to a Barbara Tuchman book. I tried to step gingerly around the apartment–you guys are three years old now, and you’re asleep and both have colds–but I kept knocking books off the shelves, because there are too many books, photos, toys, miscellany.

• THIS is updog. Dec 22, 2014

  THIS is updog.

• “That's the rub, isn't it?” is something only commenters... Dec 22, 2014

  “That's the rub, isn't it? ” is something only commenters say.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/547107824300744704/photo/1 Dec 22, 2014

  https://twitter.

• No need for further wit. Find your coat on the bed. Breathe... Dec 21, 2014

  No need for further wit. Find your coat on the bed.

• Shhhh now. No need to reply. No need to say a word. Just... Dec 21, 2014

  Shhhh now. No need to reply.

• This year, give me the greatest gift. The gift of... Dec 21, 2014

  This year, give me the greatest gift. The gift of unfollowing.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/546861261074726912/photo/1 Dec 21, 2014

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/546849853465427968/photo/1 Dec 21, 2014

  https://twitter.

• hooooooly bananacakes pandoc has come a long long way you... Dec 21, 2014

  hooooooly bananacakes pandoc has come a long long way you can now go "pandoc -s http://file. org -o out.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/546777932430344192/photo/1 Dec 21, 2014

  https://twitter.

• never forget what inspired it http://www.imagemagick.org/scr... Dec 21, 2014

  @rustyk5 never forget what inspired it http://www. imagemagick.

• it has gotten so much more obscure Dec 21, 2014
• suuuuch the good stuff https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/546... Dec 21, 2014

  suuuuch the good stuff https://twitter.

• this will never get old (actually it will get old in 10-15... Dec 21, 2014

  this will never get old (actually it will get old in 10-15 minutes) https://twitter.

• 4/2 actually that last one should have been 3/3 amended, or... Dec 21, 2014
• 2/2 (I had two 1/2 instead of a 1/2 and a 2/2 so I'm... Dec 21, 2014
• 1/2 so i'm guessing there's a de-duping algorithm that... Dec 21, 2014
• 1/2 so! (cc @xor) Twitter gif-&gt;MP4 skipped frames that... Dec 21, 2014

  1/2 so! (cc @xor ) Twitter gif-&amp;gt;MP4 skipped frames that were slightly rotated and zoomed from prior frames.

• my 2015 twitter self is going to be blatant self-promotion,... Dec 21, 2014

  my 2015 twitter self is going to be blatant self-promotion, friend promotion, http://savepublishing.

• never tweet EXCEPT to tweet zooming pre-glitched shit... Dec 21, 2014

  never tweet EXCEPT to tweet zooming pre-glitched shit https://twitter.

• Okay this little shell script is kind of working now... Dec 21, 2014

  Okay this little shell script is kind of working now https://gist. github.

• does anyone know why twitter drops frames of animated gifs... Dec 21, 2014

  does anyone know why twitter drops frames of animated gifs during mp4 conversion and what i can do to avoid it?

• testing testing please ignore https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Dec 21, 2014

  testing testing please ignore https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/546104889114640384/photo/1 Dec 19, 2014

  https://twitter.

• "My daughter, the user" is a mini-essay I wrote about... Dec 18, 2014

  "My daughter, the user" is a mini-essay I wrote about toddlers and user experience https://medium.

• In conclusion: Don't tweet, write. Or read. Dec 18, 2014

  In conclusion: Don't tweet, write. Or read.

• So that's cool, I come up with the EXACT same ideas as... Dec 18, 2014

  So that's cool, I come up with the EXACT same ideas as @zeynep , but 4 entire years later. (Or I read that piece and it lodged in my brain.

• You COULD could me in Slate saying Facebook is like eternal... Dec 18, 2014

  You COULD could me in Slate saying Facebook is like eternal Thanksgiving—OR read @zeynep saying EXACTLY THAT in 2010. http://www.

• hundreds and hundreds of outrageous things, one per day in... Dec 18, 2014

  hundreds and hundreds of outrageous things, one per day in 2014 http://www. slate.

• cleopatra would make a good musical Dec 17, 2014
• we are now watching hello kitty videos on youtube just to... Dec 17, 2014
• Look daddy said my kids we got BALLOONS at daycare! Let's... Dec 17, 2014

  Look daddy said my kids we got BALLOONS at daycare! Let's walk home!

• My daughter, the user Dec 17, 2014

  My daughter, the user What my toddler told me about making websites And yes I know that sounds like clickbait but it really is the subject of the essay Typical outfit I have toddler twins. Dressing my son in the morning is easy, save for some fidgeting.

• “Brand advertising has never worked on the Internet... Dec 16, 2014

  “Brand advertising has never worked on the Internet anyways, because banner ads don’t work. ” http://fortune.

• In retrospect it WAS suspicious that the bank statements... Dec 15, 2014

  In retrospect it WAS suspicious that the bank statements were printed with emoji.

• 72 million reasons to love New York... Dec 15, 2014

  72 million reasons to love New York http://observer.

• this was the thingy https://coderwall.com/p/hr_9pw/motds-on-... Dec 15, 2014

  @tylerdotdotdot @am3thyst this was the thingy https://coderwall.

• are you on AWS? Their default CentOS has a weird program... Dec 15, 2014

  @tylerdotdotdot @am3thyst are you on AWS? Their default CentOS has a weird program that overwrites it every 15 mins.

• Next year, Apple Watch will let you feel your grandma's... Dec 15, 2014

  Next year, Apple Watch will let you feel your grandma's final heartbeat.

• Kids are going to be all like “isn't this a touching... Dec 15, 2014
• That Apple ad plays with fire, what if that album contained... Dec 15, 2014

  That Apple ad plays with fire, what if that album contained the code words that triggered the grandmother into kill mode?

• A scientist finally was able to get a photograph of the... Dec 15, 2014

  A scientist finally was able to get a photograph of the ENTIRE internet: http://mlkshk.

• this is so great. the world just isn't the same without you... Dec 15, 2014

  @KenSilverstein1 this is so great. the world just isn't the same without you relentlessly annoying these people.

• “She received incorporation papers for my firm—MCSE, an... Dec 15, 2014

  “She received incorporation papers for my firm—MCSE, an acronym for Medellin Cartel Successor Entity. ” http://www.

• The Intercept publishes another awesome @KenSilverstein1... Dec 15, 2014

  The Intercept publishes another awesome @KenSilverstein1 piece (on Vice) http://www. vice.

• Seriously what the hell is Henry James even saying? Dec 15, 2014

  Seriously what the hell is Henry James even saying?

• I was all like I need a break from this shit I'm gonna... Dec 15, 2014

  I was all like I need a break from this shit I'm gonna re-read The Ambassadors and I made it three pages.

• Ebola orphan Sweetie Sweetie http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/... Dec 14, 2014

  Ebola orphan Sweetie Sweetie http://www. nytimes.

• No one ever writes, “The New York Times, co-creator of the... Dec 14, 2014

  No one ever writes, “The New York Times, co-creator of the War in Iraq. ” But they deserve the credit!

• Why aren't there EVER pejorative appellations for older... Dec 14, 2014

  Why aren't there EVER pejorative appellations for older media orgs? No one ever says, “Bloomberg, which is famously controlled by lizards.

• The thing to remember is that while some of us are... Dec 14, 2014

  The thing to remember is that while some of us are mainstream news organizations, and some are traffic-hungry, we're all SO VERY THIRSTY.

• The Times is soooo traffic hungry, I'm traffic hungry,... Dec 14, 2014

  The Times is soooo traffic hungry, I'm traffic hungry, Bloomberg too—why can't we all just admit how badly we want that sweet sweet traffic?

• I enjoy that the Times describes Gawker as “traffic hungry”... Dec 14, 2014

  I enjoy that the Times describes Gawker as “traffic hungry” and Bloomberg as a “mainstream news org” here. http://www.

• i've been working on a setup for “the milf on the shilf”... Dec 14, 2014
• here take this tablespoon of sugar right in your mouth and... Dec 14, 2014
• that's like giving away a french fry Dec 14, 2014
• auntie annes was giving away thumb sized pretzel nuggets... Dec 14, 2014
• it just feels like american stuff can't be neatly segmented... Dec 14, 2014
• the mall wasn't even a little busy on Sunday, December 14th... Dec 14, 2014
• malls are weird Dec 14, 2014
• My kids were so freaked by the mall they didn't care Santa... Dec 14, 2014

  My kids were so freaked by the mall they didn't care Santa had the DTs. They just wanted to know that we would keep our lollipop promise.

• Central dispatch was sending out a new Santa by 2:30 so... Dec 14, 2014

  Central dispatch was sending out a new Santa by 2:30 so that Santa A could dry out, I guess.

• My wife and I went to a mall today and we were going to get... Dec 14, 2014

  My wife and I went to a mall today and we were going to get pictures with Santa for the kids but he had “umm, an emergency.

• “Racist tweets grew from the hundreds to the thousands.”... Dec 14, 2014

  “Racist tweets grew from the hundreds to the thousands. ” https://medium.

• yeah i was too busy thinking about earth as the corporate... Dec 14, 2014
• well sure Dec 14, 2014
• we need a new social network just for sunday morning dads Dec 14, 2014
• you mean brooklyn? Dec 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 you mean brooklyn?

• and I would avoid it because something something baudrillard Dec 14, 2014
• but not the level of noodles promised us by Bladerunner Dec 14, 2014
• but in our current dystopia we refer to people we love by... Dec 14, 2014
• right it's just like some random photo in bladerunner... Dec 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 right it's just like some random photo in bladerunner right? because there aren't videocameras everywhere at all times.

• that's called a balut http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28... Dec 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 that's called a balut http://en. wikipedia.

• the "enhance" future is here but of course it's a pic of... Dec 14, 2014
• “In the meantime, the problem seems to grow only more... Dec 13, 2014

  “In the meantime, the problem seems to grow only more urgent. ” http://bits.

• Have you ever truly LOOKED at the people in the background... Dec 13, 2014

  Have you ever truly LOOKED at the people in the background of our animated GIFs?

• so gfycat has a pretty amazing zoom function where you... Dec 13, 2014

  so gfycat has a pretty amazing zoom function where you click and drag http://gfycat.

• this is so good from @readmatter about UFC fighting women... Dec 13, 2014

  this is so good from @readmatter about UFC fighting women https://medium.

• You know when you get to that “page not found” message but... Dec 13, 2014

  You know when you get to that “page not found” message but it's in, like, Slovenian, you probably aren't supposed to keep looking.

• Oh yeah, in a technology thread that's EXACTLY what it... Dec 12, 2014

  @ryan_marsh Oh yeah, in a technology thread that's EXACTLY what it means.

• “I'm confused” is business slang for “you're wrong.” Dec 12, 2014

  “I'm confused” is business slang for “you're wrong.

• “Still, it was refreshing to be pursued by someone, even in... Dec 12, 2014

  “Still, it was refreshing to be pursued by someone, even in a somewhat demeaning manner. ” http://www.

• “The Siliconian came down like the wolf on the fold, And... Dec 12, 2014

  “The Siliconian came down like the wolf on the fold, And his cohorts were gleaming in wireless gold” http://www. newyorker.

• worth it for the Ozick poem Dec 12, 2014
• the longest form Dec 12, 2014
• Like bad management uses language badly, it's not the... Dec 12, 2014

  Like bad management uses language badly, it's not the jargon that's the problem.

• Silicon Valley jargon is just business jargon plus like,... Dec 12, 2014

  Silicon Valley jargon is just business jargon plus like, the word “deployment. ” I don't know why everyone is so bugged by it.

• i mean onesies are cool Dec 12, 2014
• oh whoops @leahfinnegan this is for you... Dec 12, 2014

  oh whoops @leahfinnegan this is for you http://www. buzzfeed.

• journalism is saved http://www.businessinsider.com/how-i-mad... Dec 12, 2014

  journalism is saved http://www. businessinsider.

• s͈̮o͈̮ h͈̮a͈̮p͈̮p͈̮y͈̮ Dec 12, 2014
• s͈̯o͈̯ s͈̯a͈̯d͈̯ Dec 12, 2014
• You know, the more thin̬̯͖̱͇g̦͍̬̘s̩̹͙̩͈ c͓͎ha̭n̤̯ge͉̺ the... Dec 12, 2014
• lol god no Dec 12, 2014
• it was hard but they got it down to just a few hundred core... Dec 11, 2014
• i mean check this erd out https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Dec 11, 2014

  i mean check this erd out https://twitter.

• I'm learning about Drupal for work and hoo doggies there's... Dec 11, 2014

  I'm learning about Drupal for work and hoo doggies there's a lot of Drupal.

• Lately it feels like I could just replace all the mirrors... Dec 11, 2014

  Lately it feels like I could just replace all the mirrors in my house with pictures of my dad and never know the difference.

• “If building something is more virtuous than talking, then... Dec 11, 2014

  “If building something is more virtuous than talking, then shouldn’t the builders shut the fuck up too? ” http://www.

• To anyone required to make a best-of-Twitter-in-2014 list:... Dec 11, 2014

  To anyone required to make a best-of-Twitter-in-2014 list: Know, despite how you may feel right now, that you are loved and worthy of love.

• “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court” is a perfect... Dec 10, 2014
• journalism has become this neverending christmas party with... Dec 10, 2014
• Proud of @katienotopoulos for using a picture of a pig but... Dec 10, 2014

  Proud of @katienotopoulos for using a picture of a pig but not that picture of a pig http://www. buzzfeed.

• finally got my fridge block huge sigh of relief Dec 10, 2014
• My toddler son just looked me in the eye and said, “Don't... Dec 10, 2014

  My toddler son just looked me in the eye and said, “Don't ride the white horse.

• The trailer park in Palo Alto. http://www.theawl.com/2014/12... Dec 9, 2014

  The trailer park in Palo Alto. http://www.

• Working in Rockefeller Center around Christmas is peak NYC. Dec 9, 2014

  Working in Rockefeller Center around Christmas is peak NYC.

• this is a great piece about playing videogames with your... Dec 9, 2014

  this is a great piece about playing videogames with your kid https://medium.

• i mean it was my own fault i forgot to build, like, a cms Dec 9, 2014
• harper's removed me as contributing editor once but they... Dec 9, 2014
• oh god i just disagreed with a ranking on that list and now... Dec 9, 2014
• imagine if this was the guest list to a party... Dec 9, 2014

  imagine if this was the guest list to a party http://www. theawl.

• We gotta get you a website. Dec 9, 2014

  @KenSilverstein1 We gotta get you a website.

• There are now 26 servers on the http://tilde.club list,... Dec 9, 2014

  There are now 26 servers on the http://tilde. club list, looking for people like you: http://tilde.

• okay i've had a few sure okay but listen no seriously... Dec 8, 2014
• it was good, you guys did okay Dec 8, 2014
• Welcome to my class. It is difficult. How difficult? Look... Dec 8, 2014

  Welcome to my class. It is difficult.

• Yep! Dec 8, 2014

  @maxfenton @kthread Yep!

• yeah that opt-out advice at the end is realllllllly strong... Dec 8, 2014
• like when i read about the royal family visiting i keep... Dec 8, 2014
• the giancarlo esposito character from bob roberts was a... Dec 8, 2014
• Good to hear Kathy Sierra telling her story:... Dec 8, 2014

  Good to hear Kathy Sierra telling her story: https://soundcloud.

• “Listening to Gerry Rafferty is even better than listening... Dec 8, 2014

  “Listening to Gerry Rafferty is even better than listening to ‘Jingle Bells’ again,” I explained to a three-year-old.

• this is cool http://ncase.me/polygons/ Dec 8, 2014

  this is cool http://ncase.

• You know that part of changing your eating habits where you... Dec 8, 2014

  You know that part of changing your eating habits where you are sitting at your desk hungry and seething at the media industry?

• i mean why not compromise https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Dec 8, 2014

  i mean why not compromise https://twitter.

• one thing we've all learned it's that journalists need... Dec 8, 2014

  one thing we've all learned it's that journalists need landline phones.

• gonna take a lot of apple watches before the media industry... Dec 8, 2014
• one day the tears will end https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Dec 8, 2014

  one day the tears will end https://twitter.

• Once, at a party, Eichmann ate all the toast points. Sassen... Dec 8, 2014

  Once, at a party, Eichmann ate all the toast points. Sassen asked him why.

• Eichmann used to swing by Saskia Sassen's place in... Dec 8, 2014

  Eichmann used to swing by Saskia Sassen's place in Argentina to hang with her Nazi dad. http://m.

• I mean Suck was not perfect! But it sure was bearable. Dec 7, 2014

  I mean Suck was not perfect! But it sure was bearable.

• Can we have Suck back? Dec 7, 2014

  Can we have Suck back?

• I just gave the world two middle fingers and fell off the... Dec 7, 2014

  I just gave the world two middle fingers and fell off the elliptical.

• Nah its still Dolly. Dec 7, 2014

  Nah its still Dolly.

• Oh shit Tracy Thorn covered Hard Candy Christmas. I'm not... Dec 7, 2014

  Oh shit Tracy Thorn covered Hard Candy Christmas. I'm not ready to make that choice in my life just yet.

• Lifehack: Put Hard Candy Xmas by Dolly Parton and Joy by... Dec 7, 2014

  Lifehack: Put Hard Candy Xmas by Dolly Parton and Joy by Whitney Houston on infinite repeat and pretend no other Xmas music exists.

• One way to tell if you're in a bubble is to measure the... Dec 7, 2014

  One way to tell if you're in a bubble is to measure the number of experts.

• OH MY GOD DID WE Dec 7, 2014
• What I love is that rather than trying to like, compete,... Dec 7, 2014

  @KenSilverstein1 What I love is that rather than trying to like, compete, they just bought another huge government contractor.

• I mean they don't hurt! Well, I mean, most of them do... Dec 6, 2014

  I mean they don't hurt! Well, I mean, most of them do actually.

• You don't actually need rich people to publish on the web. Dec 6, 2014

  You don't actually need rich people to publish on the web.

• Just sitting quietly alone trying to enjoy my biography of... Dec 6, 2014

  Just sitting quietly alone trying to enjoy my biography of Hitler and my beer while the people to my right discuss TNR.

• “My Favorite Holiday” by @jessamyn... Dec 6, 2014

  “My Favorite Holiday” by @jessamyn https://medium. com/message/my-favorite-holiday-cc4f5f985e7c?

• http://dadtakingthebustoseeinterstellarindecemberalone.tumbl... Dec 5, 2014

  http://dadtakingthebustoseeinterstellarindecemberalone. tumblr.

• I think they'll run ipv6 Dec 5, 2014
• “I am so excited to get started working on my resignation... Dec 5, 2014

  “I am so excited to get started working on my resignation letter from Vice, where everyone would…” — @gilbertjasono https://medium. com/message/some-personal-news-ee516d4c15c9?

• Let's all have good digital transformations today everybody. Dec 5, 2014

  Let's all have good digital transformations today everybody.

• I bet there's a bottom tho Dec 5, 2014
• Guys, look, I know why print-driven organizations don't... Dec 4, 2014

  Guys, look, I know why print-driven organizations don't work as digital media companies. [Grabs throat, dies.

• The Birth of Kitty Litter Dec 4, 2014
• Everything is pretty complicated. Dec 4, 2014

  Everything is pretty complicated.

• I emailed the friend that piece because it feels wrong to... Dec 4, 2014

  I emailed the friend that piece because it feels wrong to write about her without showing her, which is kind of rekindling the friendship.

• I know it can be confusing when I publish like five things... Dec 4, 2014

  I know it can be confusing when I publish like five things in a week but I wrote something else: @ftrain /how-to-email-with-an-old-friend-when-you-probably-wont-rekindle-the-friendship-f3b734d3698c" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• I just published “How to Email with an Old Friend When You... Dec 4, 2014

  I just published “How to Email with an Old Friend When You Probably Won’t Rekindle the Friendship” @ftrain /how-to-email-with-an-old-friend-when-you-probably-wont-rekindle-the-friendship-f3b734d3698c? source=tw-168dab556633-1417726363553" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• hey h@x0rs what if i told you [drops book entitled “N3W... Dec 4, 2014
• whoa @choire is surrounded https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Dec 4, 2014

  whoa @choire is surrounded https://twitter.

• in stories about kitty litter you always want to bury the... Dec 4, 2014
• I have two cats and for the record they are terrible. Dec 4, 2014

  I have two cats and for the record they are terrible.

• “[The research cats] scampered, played, and—given their... Dec 4, 2014

  “[The research cats] scampered, played, and—given their ultimate responsibilities—probably ate rather well. ” http://www.

• “We aim to stay No. 1,” he said, “in a No. 2 business.”... Dec 4, 2014

  “We aim to stay No. 1,” he said, “in a No.

• Speaking of kickers. Dec 4, 2014

  Speaking of kickers.

• I wrote about one of my favorite subjects, kitty litter, in... Dec 4, 2014

  I wrote about one of my favorite subjects, kitty litter, in this article for Businessweek: http://www. businessweek.

• “That's the reality.” http://www.nytimes.com/video/nyregion/... Dec 3, 2014

  “That's the reality. ” http://www.

• How to Email with an Old Friend After Falling Out of Touch Dec 3, 2014

  Young woman reading a letter in a garden, 1900–1910 ( http://bit. ly/1yWXHiR ) How to Email with an Old Friend After Falling Out of Touch An old friend of mine was on the Internet and came across an article that I had written, so she emailed to say hello.

• so good Dec 3, 2014
• Second, I updated my http://tilde.club blog with the letter... Dec 3, 2014

  Second, I updated my http://tilde. club blog with the letter that will go out to the waiting list today/tonight: #journal -2014-12-03" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• First, from @abackstrom, this is amazing.... Dec 3, 2014

  First, from @abackstrom , this is amazing. https://twitter.

• I love reading Ken Silverstein on corruption... Dec 3, 2014

  I love reading Ken Silverstein on corruption http://www. vice.

• The nine most terrifying words in the media industry are... Dec 3, 2014

  The nine most terrifying words in the media industry are “I'm from the Internet, and I'm here to help.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LP8TjPypY Dec 2, 2014

  https://www. youtube.

• If anyone started a http://tilde.club style server, wants... Dec 2, 2014

  If anyone started a http://tilde. club style server, wants users, but hasn't gotten in touch with @pfhawkins , now is the right time!

• JUNGLEPUSSY - NAH: http://youtu.be/AtwVdabW0GE Dec 2, 2014

  JUNGLEPUSSY - NAH: http://youtu.

• Counting down to Christmas with cool/weird QEMU hard-drive... Dec 2, 2014

  Counting down to Christmas with cool/weird QEMU hard-drive images every day: http://www. qemu-advent-calendar.

• i'm anti-kicker now but it's only really the last six months Dec 2, 2014
• kicker warning on that lesson Dec 2, 2014
• I actually wrote those pieces...wow...a while ago so there... Dec 2, 2014

  I actually wrote those pieces... wow...

• The lesson is about the radio show Vic and Sade, it's here:... Dec 2, 2014

  The lesson is about the radio show Vic and Sade, it's here: https://themanual.

• I wrote a thing about file formats a while ago, for The... Dec 2, 2014

  I wrote a thing about file formats a while ago, for The Manual, and it is now up on the Internet with a lesson: https://themanual.

• people going off and booting up linux servers to serve... Dec 2, 2014

  people going off and booting up linux servers to serve their own communities is a SPECTACULAR thing imo http://riotgirl.

• (I've been away from http://tilde.club dealing with my life... Dec 2, 2014

  (I've been away from http://tilde. club dealing with my life but am diving back in to get people off the waiting list onto other clubs.

• omg this is happening http://riotgirl.club/ Dec 2, 2014

  omg this is happening http://riotgirl.

• the viral hoax marketing videos of other cultures are... Dec 2, 2014

  the viral hoax marketing videos of other cultures are fascinating http://vimeo.

• Japan finally perfects the cat-shaped beverage marshmallow:... Dec 1, 2014

  Japan finally perfects the cat-shaped beverage marshmallow: http://sanpasta. ocnk.

• needs a closing tag and we also need to talk namespaces Dec 1, 2014
• “Oh god...rain...human kindness...birds...wizards. Larks?... Dec 1, 2014

  “Oh god... rain...

• Kickers are the worst tho. If you want to drive a writer to... Dec 1, 2014

  Kickers are the worst tho. If you want to drive a writer to despair, collect all their kicker sentences in one document.

• “If there’s one thing in even shorter supply than legroom,... Dec 1, 2014

  “If there’s one thing in even shorter supply than legroom, it’s empathy.

• i mean it makes you think doesn't it the way that airplanes... Dec 1, 2014

  i mean it makes you think doesn't it the way that airplanes are like little flying versions of society http://en. wikipedia.

• good to see times explore the never-before-explored... Dec 1, 2014

  good to see times explore the never-before-explored relationship between air travel and the class system http://www. nytimes.

• i mean albums are basically music for old people Dec 1, 2014
• rusty u r yelling at rolling stone Dec 1, 2014
• J.J. Abrams won't ruin Star Wars. The Internet will ruin... Dec 1, 2014

  J. J.

• Nazi wikipedia and British monarchy Wikipedia are both so... Nov 30, 2014

  Nazi wikipedia and British monarchy Wikipedia are both so amazing—and then you realize: There's a liiiiitle bit of overlap.

• Nearly every night I go to bed thinking about (1)... Nov 30, 2014

  Nearly every night I go to bed thinking about (1) cold-weather survival; or (2) desert homesteading; or (3) if I would have been a Nazi.

• This is so comforting: http://boingboing.net/2014/11/20/trai... Nov 30, 2014

  This is so comforting: http://boingboing. net/2014/11/20/trailer-homesteading-in-the-mo.

• The thing is I have no way of reaching this person, the... Nov 30, 2014

  The thing is I have no way of reaching this person, the only thing I know is that his name is Harry and he uses my email address at Kmart.

• I mean, $150, that's like one hour of Javascript (i.e.... Nov 30, 2014

  I mean, $150, that's like one hour of Javascript (i. e.

• It's for an $150 tent they've got ten months to go. Nov 30, 2014

  It's for an $150 tent they've got ten months to go.

• Somebody put in one of my old gmail addresses as their... Nov 30, 2014

  Somebody put in one of my old gmail addresses as their KMart customer address and I keep getting these layaway reminders and it's rough.

• We had fun though didn't we? And I don't regret what... Nov 30, 2014

  @rustyk5 @kfan We had fun though didn't we? And I don't regret what happened.

• Researching Moore's Law has shown me that no matter what... Nov 30, 2014

  Researching Moore's Law has shown me that no matter what you believe, poorly-conceived charts labeled "THE SINGULARITY" are our destiny.

• It's weird and amazing how many web CMSes don't actually... Nov 30, 2014

  It's weird and amazing how many web CMSes don't actually support HTML.

• The 1918 WWI ceasefire as an image created from an audio... Nov 30, 2014

  The 1918 WWI ceasefire as an image created from an audio recording http://life. time.

• this is so cool http://simurai.com/lab/2010/07/26/tilt-shift... Nov 29, 2014

  this is so cool http://simurai.

• 2010–2019 will be remembered as a great decade for drop... Nov 29, 2014

  2010–2019 will be remembered as a great decade for drop shadows.

• I'm up making little interfaces to understand CSS3. Nothing... Nov 29, 2014

  I'm up making little interfaces to understand CSS3. Nothing weblike is ever going to be easy again, is it?

• In Hollywood, nobody knows anything. On the web, everybody... Nov 29, 2014

  In Hollywood, nobody knows anything. On the web, everybody invented everything.

• we just paste all that mess together into one awesome... Nov 28, 2014
• you know a good way to make money is in selling venetian... Nov 28, 2014
• Anyway I need some duct tape before my wife wakes up. Nov 28, 2014

  Anyway I need some duct tape before my wife wakes up.

• The worst dad feeling in the world is when I say, “Don't... Nov 28, 2014

  The worst dad feeling in the world is when I say, “Don't bounce the superball. ” The best is when I say, “Screw it, bounce the superball.

• I'm spatchcockin' check it and see my legs are tender my... Nov 27, 2014
• Good news kids grandma found the caps lock key Nov 27, 2014
• On that fearful day we no longer #engaged with #brands.... Nov 27, 2014

  On that fearful day we no longer #engaged with #brands . From then on, #brands #engaged with us.

• Looking forward to the network TV reboot of A Christmas... Nov 27, 2014

  Looking forward to the network TV reboot of A Christmas Carol where Tiny Tim sings “All About That Brace.

• Girl Scout graces http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/graces-fo... Nov 26, 2014

  Girl Scout graces http://www. scoutsongs.

• https://medium.com/@ftrain/how-to-get-through-painful-family... Nov 26, 2014

  @ftrain /how-to-get-through-painful-family-conversations-this-thanksgiving-f8d08b4ff03f" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Say what you will, but First Look Media HAS generated an... Nov 26, 2014

  Say what you will, but First Look Media HAS generated an enormous amount of truly fascinating journalism about First Look Media.

• you need to read this my wife said. it's very important to... Nov 26, 2014

  you need to read this my wife said. it's very important to me.

• this is so real http://mlkshk.com/p/11N9X Nov 26, 2014

  this is so real http://mlkshk.

• How to get through painful family conversations this Thanksgiving Nov 25, 2014

  How to get through painful family conversations this Thanksgiving Listen to what the people in your family have to say. Don’t say anything right away.

• yeah it truly does. Nov 25, 2014

  @jakelodwick yeah it truly does.

• it is excellent, agreed? Nov 25, 2014

  @jakelodwick it is excellent, agreed?

• People keep telling me I'd get a lot more business if I... Nov 25, 2014

  People keep telling me I'd get a lot more business if I don't spell it Kareer Koach.

• PRISON DRONE CRASHES http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/drone-... Nov 24, 2014

  PRISON DRONE CRASHES http://abcnews. go.

• i read than and patted my pocket wishing i had a cigarette Nov 24, 2014
• It's fun to write fiction because you know that a totally... Nov 24, 2014

  It's fun to write fiction because you know that a totally different kind of audience than normal is going to yell at you on Twitter.

• Vice asked last week if I could write some flash sci-fi... Nov 24, 2014

  Vice asked last week if I could write some flash sci-fi about Uber. This was incredibly fun to do: http://motherboard.

• I hope my turducken gets here from Shenzhen in time to... Nov 24, 2014

  I hope my turducken gets here from Shenzhen in time to defrost.

• A commercial real-estate story about an incredibly rich... Nov 24, 2014

  A commercial real-estate story about an incredibly rich family is such a gift to the Times http://www. nytimes.

• Every time I read about the Beats my eyes get sore from... Nov 24, 2014

  Every time I read about the Beats my eyes get sore from rolling. And then I hear that 10,000 Maniacs song on brain repeat.

• The 2016 presidential campaign will release five... Nov 23, 2014
• I'd suggest that a furion is a gigairk. Nov 23, 2014

  I'd suggest that a furion is a gigairk.

• oh shit irks is good Nov 23, 2014
• It's so nice to have an easy word to use to describe global... Nov 23, 2014

  It's so nice to have an easy word to use to describe global levels.

• Max is right. Wednesday could be an extremely high furion... Nov 23, 2014

  Max is right. Wednesday could be an extremely high furion day both on and off the Internet.

• The furion forecast for next week is good; we expect... Nov 23, 2014

  The furion forecast for next week is good; we expect intense furions Monday but as people go on vacation it will clear up quite a bit.

• Uber is generating furions at an unprecedented rate. Nov 23, 2014

  Uber is generating furions at an unprecedented rate.

• I think @chriswilsondc nailed it with furions. “The furion... Nov 23, 2014

  I think @chriswilsondc nailed it with furions. “The furion count is extremely high on Twitter today.

• What would be a good name for units of annoyance?... Nov 23, 2014

  What would be a good name for units of annoyance? Insufferons?

• What if the Internet didn't reveal anything terrible about... Nov 23, 2014

  What if the Internet didn't reveal anything terrible about human behavior that we didn't already know and in fact we're just getting old?

• Remember when everyone was freaking out over the thing that... Nov 23, 2014

  Remember when everyone was freaking out over the thing that wasn't the real story?

• Remember humans being humans forever? Nov 23, 2014

  Remember humans being humans forever?

• Remember that thing that everyone said was important and... Nov 23, 2014

  Remember that thing that everyone said was important and then forgot about as they moved on to the next thing?

• Yeah but so many subjects don't merit books. I could do 20K... Nov 23, 2014

  @rustyk5 @BuzzFeedBen Yeah but so many subjects don't merit books. I could do 20K on emulators and it would find readers!

• Dude my number is like 208 per year. Nov 23, 2014

  @rustyk5 Dude my number is like 208 per year.

• I still love Ken's blog post where he points out that... Nov 23, 2014

  I still love Ken's blog post where he points out that Anacostia has a less criminal population than Congress. http://harpers.

• Kid science craft project: With a pool noodle and some... Nov 23, 2014

  Kid science craft project: With a pool noodle and some ribbon you can make a model of a cat's digestive system. https://twitter.

• American college: Learn about signs and signifiers, and... Nov 23, 2014

  American college: Learn about signs and signifiers, and here is a pamphlet about washing your genitals.

• Topically, I guess. Nov 23, 2014

  Topically, I guess.

• It is all excellent advice. I'm just not sure how to apply... Nov 23, 2014

  It is all excellent advice. I'm just not sure how to apply it.

• Posted in the 5th-floor mens' room, New Main, West Chester... Nov 23, 2014

  Posted in the 5th-floor mens' room, New Main, West Chester University. https://twitter.

• This is an extremely well-written and well-reported story... Nov 21, 2014

  This is an extremely well-written and well-reported story about global warming and wine: http://www. buzzfeed.

• It took me 20 years to realize that “this is not as... Nov 21, 2014

  It took me 20 years to realize that “this is not as terrible as I expected it to be” is actually praise.

• My friend Bryan is still fighting for justice for his wife... Nov 21, 2014

  My friend Bryan is still fighting for justice for his wife &amp;amp; children, killed 5 years ago by a negligent IDF soldier http://www. haaretz.

• first on the burning pile Nov 21, 2014
• oh i hate those sheep a lot Nov 21, 2014
• Always an emailer never most emailed. Nov 21, 2014

  Always an emailer never most emailed.

• The average employee of Santa's workshop takes 15,000... Nov 20, 2014

  The average employee of Santa's workshop takes 15,000 teeny-tiny steps each day! We know this because they all do quantified elf.

• I'll keep my eyes open as I do more research. If specific... Nov 20, 2014

  @arebee @tldr I'll keep my eyes open as I do more research. If specific examples pop up in your brain email me ford @ftrain .

• What's shitty in particular? There are a lot of messages on... Nov 20, 2014

  @arebee @tldr What's shitty in particular? There are a lot of messages on those mailing lists.

• It was a good actor around XHR for sure (even as it was... Nov 20, 2014

  @arebee @tldr It was a good actor around XHR for sure (even as it was doing weird stuff around OOXML). Such a huge surface as a company.

• huh? I remember the web community being really interested... Nov 20, 2014

  @arebee @tldr huh? I remember the web community being really interested in Google Maps JS API, plus there was a ton of reverse-engineering.

• Oh I see. A buncha stuff that went from... Nov 20, 2014

  @arebee @tldr Oh I see. A buncha stuff that went from XMLHTTPRrequest-&amp;gt;Ajax/JJGarrett got cut from the piece.

• I look forward to four consecutive days of watching my blog... Nov 20, 2014

  I look forward to four consecutive days of watching my blog post get probed with a very sharp dentist's pick.

• One question is, when someone is a “133t h@x0r,” do you put... Nov 20, 2014

  One question is, when someone is a “133t h @x0r ,” do you put a diaeresis over the second ”3” or stet?

• Hey @jeremy_keehn my friend @mattlanger is freaking out... Nov 20, 2014

  Hey @jeremy_keehn my friend @mattlanger is freaking out because the markup has smart quotes instead of straight quotes and is thus INVALID.

• Thursday. 3:30PM. You want to read 3,000+ words on document... Nov 20, 2014

  Thursday. 3:30PM.

• The worst foreplay is morning commute foreplay. Nov 20, 2014

  The worst foreplay is morning commute foreplay.

• It's podcast thinkpiece day, let's be careful out there. Nov 20, 2014

  It's podcast thinkpiece day, let's be careful out there.

• that never happened sam we're living in the other timeline Nov 19, 2014
• oh god they were like seven when teaches of peaches came out Nov 19, 2014
• These two dudes TRULY misunderstood The Teaches of Peaches... Nov 19, 2014

  These two dudes TRULY misunderstood The Teaches of Peaches http://www. dailydot.

• Any time you caption something “America” the image of your... Nov 19, 2014

  Any time you caption something “America” the image of your self-congratulatory smirk should also be captioned “America.

• One of my coworkers—once I showed up in a new sweater at... Nov 19, 2014

  One of my coworkers—once I showed up in a new sweater at work and he went, “Oh, you went to the Nautica Shame Store. ” And I had.

• The thing about HARBOR BAY is it's the opposite of the... Nov 19, 2014

  The thing about HARBOR BAY is it's the opposite of the beach. It is a brand of clothing that just says, you are not going to the beach.

• we were made for a world with far fewer available calories... Nov 19, 2014
• Like seriously no one in history has ever gone, I'd like to... Nov 19, 2014

  Like seriously no one in history has ever gone, I'd like to visit HARBOR BAY.

• like there is a fatty brand of men's clothes called HARBOR... Nov 19, 2014
• ever in history, that's not why i'm here, but I DID have... Nov 19, 2014
• am I looking for sympathy of for anyone to validate my... Nov 19, 2014
• Anyway that assignment drifted away. I'm not trying to be... Nov 19, 2014

  Anyway that assignment drifted away.

• It was a well-intentioned assignment from a friend, but it... Nov 19, 2014
• And literally like three drafts were just me writing... Nov 19, 2014

  And literally like three drafts were just me writing GOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKKK YOURSELLLLLLLVES over and over, like Jack in the Shining.

• I basically have zero understanding what it's like to be a... Nov 19, 2014

  I basically have zero understanding what it's like to be a minority journalist EXCEPT one time GQ asked me to write about being fat.

• Barbie's good at many things but her first love is product. Nov 19, 2014

  Barbie's good at many things but her first love is product.

• The Group That Rules the Web Nov 19, 2014
• Is it just my memory from when I was 14 or so, or was... Nov 19, 2014

  Is it just my memory from when I was 14 or so, or was Frank's Place a really great TV show? It has vanished from the collective memory.

• This GIF has at least 5,000 specific applications.... Nov 19, 2014

  This GIF has at least 5,000 specific applications. https://twitter.

• In a just world everyone would be assigned an editor at... Nov 19, 2014

  In a just world everyone would be assigned an editor at birth.

• people complain about technology journalism but have ever... Nov 19, 2014

  people complain about technology journalism but have ever there been two industries that deserve each other more?

• http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/columnist/wolff/2014/11/... Nov 19, 2014

  http://www. usatoday.

• we live in the golden age of movies where people in... Nov 19, 2014

  we live in the golden age of movies where people in costumes beat each other with supernatural weapons http://mlkshk.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/11JCI Nov 19, 2014

  http://mlkshk.

• This website bundle is what I want for Christmas!... Nov 19, 2014

  This website bundle is what I want for Christmas! https://goodwebbundle.

• DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? [click tap click click pop] DOES THAT... Nov 18, 2014

  @droob DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? [click tap click click pop] DOES THAT RING A BELL?

• an important album from the 1980s... Nov 18, 2014

  an important album from the 1980s https://www. youtube.

• I mean it beats the alternative Nov 18, 2014
• The offices of this podcasting startup are surprisingly... Nov 18, 2014

  The offices of this podcasting startup are surprisingly close to a military recruitment center.

• the fertility clinic Nov 17, 2014
• “Is that an...Android phone?” —The media and technology... Nov 17, 2014

  “Is that an... Android phone?

• no Nov 17, 2014
• I am waiting for a bus surrounded by a spinning wind vortex... Nov 17, 2014
• 2045: And that's not the first one, Doctor, said the... Nov 17, 2014

  2045: And that's not the first one, Doctor, said the nurse. Stroke victims calling out again and again for a Mr.

• “her fat boobies bouncin lol” is the wail of a young man... Nov 17, 2014
• For example: The rejoinder, “dude ur gay lol,” is actually... Nov 17, 2014

  For example: The rejoinder, “dude ur gay lol,” is actually a homophobe's yearning cry for relief from the prison of his/her own dead soul.

• You may not realize “lol” actually means “please kill me.”... Nov 17, 2014

  You may not realize “lol” actually means “please kill me. ” But once you know that everything on the Internet makes a lot more sense.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_web_browsers Nov 17, 2014

  http://en. wikipedia.

• This is the most Ditmas thing I've ever seen and I've seen... Nov 17, 2014

  This is the most Ditmas thing I've ever seen and I've seen some Ditmas things http://ditmasparkcorner.

• “The students...exercised their freedom of assembly and... Nov 17, 2014

  “The students... exercised their freedom of assembly and marched, posters in the air, down Cortelyou Road.

• Proposed title: “The ReganBooks Anthology of Cautionary... Nov 17, 2014
• Editors: I would buy and read an anthology of cautionary... Nov 17, 2014

  Editors: I would buy and read an anthology of cautionary tales like http://www. iasc-culture.

• Here's what it takes to be a successful writer:... Nov 17, 2014

  Here's what it takes to be a successful writer: http://www. iasc-culture.

• what if young people are being edited and this is as good... Nov 17, 2014
• As you read the news today just put a tiny mental “tl;dr:... Nov 17, 2014

  As you read the news today just put a tiny mental “tl;dr: Capitalism” at the top of each article and check out how well it works.

• i just learned that galaxie 500 was playing conan o'brien's... Nov 17, 2014

  i just learned that galaxie 500 was playing conan o'brien's drum kit burn it all down http://en. wikipedia.

• Most problematic latter-career concept album: Radio... Nov 17, 2014

  Most problematic latter-career concept album: Radio K. A.

• Son...the pestilence will take me soon...no, it is my fate.... Nov 17, 2014

  Son... the pestilence will take me soon...

• lotta different kinds of art sam Nov 16, 2014
• Fragile is a good song tho. Nov 16, 2014

  Fragile is a good song tho.

• Before Wikipedia, you'd just read "mastered in QSound," and... Nov 16, 2014

  Before Wikipedia, you'd just read "mastered in QSound," and go, man, this is some serious shit, this QSound. This must be art.

• There is a part of my brain that holds the information that... Nov 16, 2014

  There is a part of my brain that holds the information that The Soul Cages was mastered in QSound. http://en.

• You'd pick up that chromium cassette and know that the... Nov 16, 2014

  You'd pick up that chromium cassette and know that the music, recorded in QSound, was somehow heavier, more significant.

• Just thinking of Sting I have a sense memory of how his... Nov 16, 2014

  Just thinking of Sting I have a sense memory of how his cassettes came on chromium tape, slightly heavier than regular tape.

• After seeing the ad for the Sting musical for the 1000th... Nov 16, 2014

  After seeing the ad for the Sting musical for the 1000th time, I realized it must be inspired by ”The Soul Cages,” and everything was worse.

• Note that in times of crisis $GOOG, $TWTR, and $FB tend to... Nov 16, 2014

  Note that in times of crisis $GOOG, $TWTR, and $FB tend to be good actors. But they're not obliged to and aren't optimized for it.

• Must...tweak...algorithm, she thought, as the fever caused... Nov 16, 2014

  Must... tweak...

• Optimizing for engagement is $$$$ when people are passive... Nov 16, 2014

  Optimizing for engagement is $$$$ when people are passive but could backfire terribly when people are vulnerable during crisis.

• “Watch as one patriot dares to ask why 10 million people... Nov 16, 2014

  “Watch as one patriot dares to ask why 10 million people are dead but our borders remain open.

• Huh. Can you imagine Facebook social sharing in the face of... Nov 16, 2014

  Huh. Can you imagine Facebook social sharing in the face of a genuine pandemic?

• ZOOM ON HUT. A dying toddler pets a kitten with FIV as Jeff... Nov 16, 2014

  ZOOM ON HUT. A dying toddler pets a kitten with FIV as Jeff Buckley's cover of Hallelujah plays.

• Do you, like me, get that Sunday night “Wonder which... Nov 16, 2014

  Do you, like me, get that Sunday night “Wonder which YouTube video involving helpless people dying will trend this week? ” feeling?

• I mean the reality is that JavaScript is now full-stack for... Nov 16, 2014

  I mean the reality is that JavaScript is now full-stack for this bizarre virtualized concept of full-stack; c. f.

• My bet is on “pansophic programmer.” Nov 16, 2014

  My bet is on “pansophic programmer.

• What comes after "full stack," I wonder. Nov 16, 2014

  What comes after "full stack," I wonder.

• Guys don't say "full stack JavaScript." It is insane. Nov 16, 2014

  Guys don't say "full stack JavaScript. " It is insane.

• For example the time in 2003 when I ripped my pants in... Nov 15, 2014

  For example the time in 2003 when I ripped my pants in DUMBO has 2. 5 million loops.

• My inner life is like Vine but just mortifying moments from... Nov 15, 2014

  My inner life is like Vine but just mortifying moments from my past. The good news is that traffic is amazing.

• I think in this lone case I might exercise the mildest... Nov 15, 2014

  @rustyk5 @maureenflaherty @mariabustillos @goldman I think in this lone case I might exercise the mildest prerogative.

• But see that's not gross to ME, because obviously I deserve... Nov 15, 2014

  @xan_tronix But see that's not gross to ME, because obviously I deserve all fandom in MY direction--just to anyone watching.

• we're just more real, more genuine, than all those phonies Nov 15, 2014
• Basically every social media system is *supposed* to make... Nov 15, 2014

  Basically every social media system is *supposed* to make fan interaction cool and level things out, but they all (? ) trend grosswards.

• Being a fan is cool. Having fans is cool. Why is watching... Nov 15, 2014

  Being a fan is cool. Having fans is cool.

• My friend is worried that her son will be short because he... Nov 15, 2014

  My friend is worried that her son will be short because he is in the 22nd percentile. I told her that means his max height is 22 inches.

• Shrimp treadmills actually are very inexpensive... Nov 15, 2014

  Shrimp treadmills actually are very inexpensive http://chronicle.

• no god go to sleep Nov 14, 2014
• oh shit when is that Nov 13, 2014
• That may be the most Canadian thing I've seen since Meryn... Nov 12, 2014

  That may be the most Canadian thing I've seen since Meryn Cadell recorded "The Sweater.

• the Canadian broadcaster jumped in on Twitter in order... Nov 12, 2014
• omg you can get married at the AoGG museum... Nov 12, 2014

  omg you can get married at the AoGG museum http://www. annemuseum.

• I heard the door lock. We don't just have to watch this,... Nov 12, 2014

  I heard the door lock. We don't just have to watch this, she said, sliding the VHS tape into the machine.

• an oral history of men in their early 20s forced to watch... Nov 12, 2014
• God reading the plot summary for Anne of the Green Gables I... Nov 12, 2014

  God reading the plot summary for Anne of the Green Gables I forgot it's a parade of relentless pain and horrors.

• “Gilbert Blythe may be handsome and have hazel eyes, but he... Nov 12, 2014

  “Gilbert Blythe may be handsome and have hazel eyes, but he is no friend to the redheads of Nova Scotia,” she Annesplained.

• http://tilde.club/~jessamyn/store/ is an awesome store on... Nov 12, 2014

  http://tilde. club/~jessamyn/store/ is an awesome store on http://tilde.

• i hope red bull lets america explore a comet someday Nov 12, 2014
• good job internet cometers Nov 12, 2014
• it's a brand of cosmetics named after a french... Nov 12, 2014

  it's a brand of cosmetics named after a french impressionist that is popular in the far east i cezannejapansplained http://www. cezanne.

• guys https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=lansplained&src... Nov 12, 2014

  guys https://twitter. com/search?

• well if they were trying to take away our darknet of peered... Nov 12, 2014
• it's about ethics in data peering Nov 12, 2014
• I tried to get with Syrinx but she wouldn't have it and... Nov 12, 2014

  I tried to get with Syrinx but she wouldn't have it and turned herself into some reeds, so I cut the reeds and made a flute, he Pansplained.

• omg btw package received LOVE LOVE LOVE Nov 11, 2014
• Marcia, Marcia, Marcia she Jansplained. Nov 11, 2014

  Marcia, Marcia, Marcia she Jansplained.

• mike skinner is the streets in the sheets Nov 11, 2014
• it has TWO SCOOPS of raisins i bransplained Nov 11, 2014
• (BUT async channel stuff, which allow you to replace... Nov 11, 2014

  (BUT async channel stuff, which allow you to replace callback style by writing imperative-ish code that turns into state machines, is cool.

• I have a confession to make: JavaScript is not cool. Nov 11, 2014

  I have a confession to make: JavaScript is not cool.

• oh u don't read illuminatese? Nov 11, 2014

  @rustyk5 oh u don't read illuminatese?

• All I'm saying is, enjoy your essays will ye may because... Nov 11, 2014

  All I'm saying is, enjoy your essays will ye may because this guy is gonna be grafflin' API-driven content architectures in 2015.

• It was like, she shook her head. Then she stopped and took... Nov 11, 2014

  It was like, she shook her head. Then she stopped and took a breath.

• less open now that that tweet told me that it is my destiny... Nov 11, 2014
• i will rain a holocaust of fire upon all creation without... Nov 11, 2014
• My wife does our books. Last night I asked, could I make... Nov 11, 2014

  My wife does our books. Last night I asked, could I make writing a career?

• there can be only one master wizard Nov 11, 2014
• i will be master wizard Nov 11, 2014
• okay but what if we edited white people out of ALL the... Nov 11, 2014
• If Google+ was an operating system would it be OS/2? Nov 11, 2014

  If Google+ was an operating system would it be OS/2?

• Real happy for this other Paul Ford who replicated the Red... Nov 11, 2014

  Real happy for this other Paul Ford who replicated the Red Baron's plane. http://www.

• this guy in the video tho http://gawker.com/man-smacks-woman... Nov 10, 2014

  this guy in the video tho http://gawker. com/man-smacks-woman-on-the-f-train-car-explodes-into-all-1656747559 https://twitter.

• Q: Where do bloggers wash their dirty laundry? A: At the... Nov 10, 2014

  Q: Where do bloggers wash their dirty laundry? A: At the problemat.

• 10-female-dadaists-you-should-know... Nov 10, 2014
• i'm not kidding i have the urls that pass through... Nov 10, 2014

  i'm not kidding i have the urls that pass through savepublishing, like here at http://www. savepublishing.

• oh god i just realized i get like maybe 60% of my news from... Nov 10, 2014
• http://SugarNews.com is a new website that arranges the... Nov 10, 2014

  http://SugarNews.

• /cards/ Nov 10, 2014
• Okay I know it's a lot to ask but this book pill is TOTALLY... Nov 10, 2014

  Okay I know it's a lot to ask but this book pill is TOTALLY worth the five milliseconds it takes to braindigest.

• Can you imagine how lazy we will become if there ISN'T a... Nov 10, 2014

  Can you imagine how lazy we will become if there ISN'T a societal meltdown resulting in a dystopian hellscape?

• “I had to scroll to read the whole thing,” said the... Nov 10, 2014

  “I had to scroll to read the whole thing,” said the Internet with a massive sighroll, “it was exhausting.

• deeeescovery is broooooken https://medium.com/the-fountain-o... Nov 10, 2014

  deeeescovery is broooooken https://medium.

• I'm in Hagerstown, Maryland, and was talking with a dude,... Nov 9, 2014

  I'm in Hagerstown, Maryland, and was talking with a dude, and out of nowhere he went: “Benghazi. ” And gave a low whistle.

• oh god when flux kicks in and you realize just how screwed... Nov 7, 2014
• “I don't know how else to put this,” he sobbed, as his Uber... Nov 7, 2014

  “I don't know how else to put this,” he sobbed, as his Uber pulled in front of her house, ”but you have disrupted my heart.

• “The internet’s appetite for outrage has made 2014 a boom... Nov 7, 2014

  “The internet’s appetite for outrage has made 2014 a boom time for music criticism that works on a political axis. ” http://www.

• a machine was programmed by human people to send me this... Nov 7, 2014

  a machine was programmed by human people to send me this exact email https://twitter.

• it's a genuine treat Nov 7, 2014
• Guys In Real Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy8ndXF_M-... Nov 7, 2014

  Guys In Real Life https://www. youtube.

• anyone who says PLAY ROCK MUSIC to a tube deserves to HEAR... Nov 6, 2014
• Amazon Echo Brand Guidelines: http://www.hardformat.org/7530... Nov 6, 2014

  Amazon Echo Brand Guidelines: http://www. hardformat.

• Led Zeppelin should sue Amazon.... Nov 6, 2014

  Led Zeppelin should sue Amazon. https://twitter.

• 16K song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts96J7HhO28 (via... Nov 5, 2014

  16K song https://www. youtube.

• how is ai formed Nov 5, 2014
• the story is, a guy who helped me in life died &amp; i... Nov 5, 2014

  the story is, a guy who helped me in life died &amp;amp; i began to obsessively emulate old computers &amp;amp; wrote about that. https://medium.

• i ended up making a bunch of gifs in deluxe paint for it... Nov 5, 2014

  i ended up making a bunch of gifs in deluxe paint for it and... deluxe paint is just beautiful https://d262ilb51hltx0.

• it's probably the most paul ford thing i've ever written... Nov 5, 2014

  it's probably the most paul ford thing i've ever written and i've written a lot of paul ford-style shit https://medium.

• I wrote this big, complex thing about grieving and old... Nov 5, 2014

  I wrote this big, complex thing about grieving and old computers. I honestly have no idea.

• had a couple drinks listening to cock robin waiting to hit... Nov 4, 2014
• "The top 27 reasons you need to do something about the... Nov 4, 2014

  "The top 27 reasons you need to do something about the litterbox.

• "We need to STOP talking about my gonorrhea and START... Nov 4, 2014

  "We need to STOP talking about my gonorrhea and START talking about your terrible taste in men.

• Can you imagine people who write web headlines at home?... Nov 4, 2014

  Can you imagine people who write web headlines at home? "It's time to start talking about clean towels.

• The Sixth Stage of Grief is Retro-Computing Nov 4, 2014

  The Sixth Stage of Grief Is Retro-computing Networks Without Networks 1/10 Emulation Fever Over the last few days I’ve been crazy for emulation—that is, simulating old, busted computers on my sweet modern laptop. I’ve been booting up fake machines and tearing them down, one after the other, and not doing much besides.

• i mean with three kids who has the time Nov 4, 2014
• A good title for an article about goat heads hanging from a... Nov 4, 2014

  A good title for an article about goat heads hanging from a traffic light in Park Slope would be "NANNY STATE" http://gothamist. com/2014/11/04/goat_heads_goat_heads.

• Only 155 emoji support modification. This means that you... Nov 4, 2014

  Only 155 emoji support modification. This means that you can't make a black tennis emoji.

• This is why I love standards http://www.unicode.org/reports/... Nov 4, 2014

  This is why I love standards #Diversity " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. unicode.

• the new unicode may have an emoji blackness modifier which... Nov 4, 2014

  the new unicode may have an emoji blackness modifier which means ANY character in unicode could have a black version https://twitter.

• tv show idea: an angel is sent to help people fulfill their... Nov 3, 2014

  tv show idea: an angel is sent to help people fulfill their dreams but can only communicate via web comments. and the angel's name is urgay.

• Actually, it's about commenters in utter despotisms... Nov 3, 2014

  Actually, it's about commenters in utter despotisms #campaigngate https://gist. github.

• The idea being that we're headed into a week of takes and... Nov 2, 2014

  The idea being that we're headed into a week of takes and gates, takes and gates, takes and gates, takes and gates, takes and gates.

• Actually, it's about pretenses in cancerous collaborators... Nov 2, 2014

  Actually, it's about pretenses in cancerous collaborators #cynicismgate https://gist. github.

• Actually, it's about corpuses in backwoods operations... Nov 2, 2014

  Actually, it's about corpuses in backwoods operations #blossomgate https://gist. github.

• Actually, it's about cheerleaders in rotating colors... Nov 2, 2014

  Actually, it's about cheerleaders in rotating colors #chemotherapygate https://gist. github.

• I wrote a half-bot that does actuallies... Nov 2, 2014

  I wrote a half-bot that does actuallies https://gist. github.

• this is still good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xUHuXgyS... Oct 31, 2014

  this is still good https://www. youtube.

• my wife went as a nurse with a giant syringe and i went as... Oct 31, 2014
• I know it sounds like inside baseball, but what is more... Oct 31, 2014

  I know it sounds like inside baseball, but what is more fascinating than industrial carpet management systems? There are $MILLIONS at stake.

• The truth IMO is that carpet installers just can't work... Oct 31, 2014

  The truth IMO is that carpet installers just can't work with carpet manufacturers; it's a totally different mindset. FASCINATING, though.

• I hope Nico Salvo is okay, he's a really talented... Oct 31, 2014

  I hope Nico Salvo is okay, he's a really talented industrial carpet systems guy who did great work for Sheraton and shouldn't be fired.

• I'm kind of looking forward to Joey Bram's column in the... Oct 31, 2014

  I'm kind of looking forward to Joey Bram's column in the CARPETBAGGER blog, that guy really has it in for Warsh.

• Also their CRM is a disaster, they were going to use Sugar... Oct 31, 2014

  Also their CRM is a disaster, they were going to use Sugar and then someone went with SAP, so. Imperial Carpet Systems is a nightmare.

• I talked to some people at Central Carpet Supplies and they... Oct 31, 2014

  I talked to some people at Central Carpet Supplies and they said that things are FUCKED at Imperial Carpet, which, no surprise.

• OMG Bob Warsh got into it with the management of Imperial... Oct 31, 2014

  OMG Bob Warsh got into it with the management of Imperial Carpet Systems and is going back to Universal Carpet Supplies this is CRAZY.

• this will get your blood movin'... Oct 31, 2014

  this will get your blood movin' http://open. spotify.

• Sure! Send me an email and I'll send you my address. Oct 29, 2014

  @abackstrom Sure! Send me an email and I'll send you my address.

• less talk more salk Oct 29, 2014
• google is powerful but there is so much email that isn't... Oct 29, 2014
• http://tilde.club/~pfhawkins/othertildes.html Oct 29, 2014

  @Zhozhef http://tilde. club/~pfhawkins/othertildes.

• God next we will learn that Barenaked Ladies actually had a... Oct 28, 2014

  God next we will learn that Barenaked Ladies actually had a million dollars.

• wait the dude from Moxy Früvous Oct 28, 2014
• Also does everyone know about Salto, the Xerox Alto... Oct 27, 2014

  Also does everyone know about Salto, the Xerox Alto emulator? The disk packs are pretty serious.

• One of the most fun things I have is a 500 meg Mac hard... Oct 27, 2014

  One of the most fun things I have is a 500 meg Mac hard drive for system 6 with EVERYTHING on it. Looking for Win3.

• Is there a place where serious emulation nerds hang and... Oct 27, 2014

  Is there a place where serious emulation nerds hang and exchange virtual machines? Or is that place simply Usenet?

• Understanding the infectious disease is the best way to... Oct 27, 2014

  Understanding the infectious disease is the best way to prevent future outbreaks https://medium.

• Also don't worry, I know I said "product," but it's a... Oct 27, 2014

  Also don't worry, I know I said "product," but it's a platform for thinking weird thoughts about time, it's not a social news curation app.

• Also there's a product announcement towards the end of the... Oct 27, 2014

  Also there's a product announcement towards the end of the talk, this is the product, I will put it up soon. https://www.

• Every day I try to remember to look up at the ceiling, put... Oct 27, 2014

  Every day I try to remember to look up at the ceiling, put up both middle fingers, and spin in a circle.

• I told my shrink about it. He went you know, people don't... Oct 27, 2014

  I told my shrink about it. He went you know, people don't talk about suicide in public and I shot up two middle fingers into the air.

• I will never be able to watch this video, or listen to it.... Oct 27, 2014

  I will never be able to watch this video, or listen to it. It's basically unbearable to me.

• Read this: https://storify.com/x_glitch/when-the-gamergate-m... Oct 22, 2014

  Read this: https://storify. com/x_glitch/when-the-gamergate-mob-targeted-anil-dash-for-no-r and this: http://boingboing.

• If you think #gamergate is tedious and depressing it's just... Oct 22, 2014

  If you think #gamergate is tedious and depressing it's just a tiny, tiny taste of the upcoming U. S.

• This deck on the history of APIs and the legal risk to API... Oct 22, 2014

  This deck on the history of APIs and the legal risk to API re-implementation is superb: https://drive. google.

• I wish there was a public statement you could run in the... Oct 21, 2014

  I wish there was a public statement you could run in the newspaper to retract all your favs.

• "barthelme" Oct 21, 2014
• Who ruins media most: Advertisers or investors? Oct 21, 2014

  Who ruins media most: Advertisers or investors?

• best paycheck I had all year was #sponcon tbh Oct 21, 2014
• it's the pure expression of the sitcom that hates its... Oct 21, 2014

  it's the pure expression of the sitcom that hates its audience. cross dressing!

• this really is a little bit of pure tv magic right here... Oct 21, 2014

  this really is a little bit of pure tv magic right here https://www. youtube.

• somehow it ends up this way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... Oct 21, 2014

  @rustyk5 somehow it ends up this way https://www. youtube.

• i'm sitting on like five copies of S/Z and all these Wayne... Oct 21, 2014

  i'm sitting on like five copies of S/Z and all these Wayne C. Booth books plus $50 in seed capital we can do this.

• and then the book reminds you of the good times Oct 21, 2014
• faulkner. no. alice for alice munro. no. barthelme is the... Oct 21, 2014

  faulkner. no.

• we need to name the cat Oct 21, 2014
• yeah i got an obscure guide to penmanship from the 30s and... Oct 21, 2014
• for real right? like you CAN'T do it more than once a week... Oct 21, 2014

  @cassidyfein for real right?

• oh it's no big deal it's JUST one cigarette plus I really... Oct 21, 2014
• actually a bookstore that sold you one book, one diet coke,... Oct 21, 2014
• i think i also want my bookstore to specialize in books... Oct 21, 2014
• i truly want to open a bookstore, it's like a life dream,... Oct 21, 2014
• also there is an amazing bookstore on coney island avenue... Oct 21, 2014
• is there a queens equivalent to... Oct 21, 2014

  is there a queens equivalent to https://www. youtube.

• i say this about queens as an avid fan of brooklyn south of... Oct 21, 2014
• have you seen a dude in a leather jacket swanning his beau... Oct 21, 2014
• queens is great because i'll think NYC, you've shown me... Oct 21, 2014

  queens is great because i'll think NYC, you've shown me everything there is to see in your five boroughs, and queens goes OH HAVE I?

• i'm at east 49th st and west 73rd avenue at broadway and... Oct 21, 2014
• i haven't been biking at night much since i had kids but... Oct 21, 2014
• Ditmas to Jackson Heights by bike. #longrides Oct 21, 2014

  Ditmas to Jackson Heights by bike.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/524667154088857600/photo/1 Oct 21, 2014

  https://twitter.

• eh and it's this guy's company http://www.amplifymedia.nl/ab... Oct 21, 2014

  eh and it's this guy's company http://www. amplifymedia.

• The about page pegs the trollometer tho.... Oct 21, 2014

  The about page pegs the trollometer tho. http://www.

• What will be the first WaaS (Women as a Service) company to... Oct 21, 2014

  What will be the first WaaS (Women as a Service) company to IPO? http://www.

• I knew I had to go on stage a few talks after that... Oct 21, 2014
• i swear to god if you think i retweeted that because i... Oct 21, 2014
• given that acct has 1.65 million follows many people now... Oct 21, 2014

  given that acct has 1.

• abe and edgar just chill dudes hangin out before they do... Oct 21, 2014
• tron is basic Oct 21, 2014
• Hints for writing Unix tools: http://monkey.org/~marius/unix... Oct 21, 2014

  Hints for writing Unix tools: http://monkey. org/~marius/unix-tools-hints.

• Working on some new oaths and so far the best is “By the... Oct 20, 2014

  Working on some new oaths and so far the best is “By the vest of George R. R.

• 90s club hits are hard on a marriage is something I can... Oct 20, 2014

  90s club hits are hard on a marriage is something I can Finally say.

• My wife is powerfully against me combining tge twins'... Oct 20, 2014

  My wife is powerfully against me combining tge twins' interest in trains with the Quad City DJs so I switched to Jellyhead by Crush.

• Wherever Quad City DJs are now I hope they know they left... Oct 20, 2014

  Wherever Quad City DJs are now I hope they know they left the world a better place.

• Daddy play songs about trains said the three year old... Oct 20, 2014

  Daddy play songs about trains said the three year old twins. Well I happen to know an AMAZING song about riding a train I replied.

• Also all things related to thirst are nonsense everyone... Oct 20, 2014

  Also all things related to thirst are nonsense everyone here is a venal narcissist attention vampire its just some of us are good at it.

• “Free me from thirst, Lord, but not yet.” —St. Augustweet Oct 20, 2014

  “Free me from thirst, Lord, but not yet. ” —St.

• in the future our minds will be uploaded to a computers to... Oct 20, 2014
• i have a brand capital surplus Oct 20, 2014
• “The critique I think is actually the most interesting:... Oct 20, 2014

  “The critique I think is actually the most interesting: yeah, the meritocracy works if you know the right people. ” http://nymag.

• “There must be no more grumbling against this great and... Oct 20, 2014

  “There must be no more grumbling against this great and humble scholar. ” http://www.

• via @banneraddesign, Eugenia Loli's amazing collages... Oct 20, 2014

  via @banneraddesign , Eugenia Loli's amazing collages http://cargocollective.

• "Not all content!" [CLICK TO SKIP AD IN 30 29 28 27 26 25... Oct 19, 2014

  "Not all content!

• i mean we don't really pay for content so much as we pay to... Oct 19, 2014
• this keeps evolving http://tilde.club/~fireland/ Oct 19, 2014

  this keeps evolving http://tilde.

• you all know exactly the sigh i'm talking about too, you do... Oct 19, 2014
• That last tweet was the entirety of my memoir. The title of... Oct 19, 2014

  That last tweet was the entirety of my memoir. The title of that tweet is “Les Insufferables: Twenty years before the keyboard.

• “I didn't have time to read the article," read the comment.... Oct 19, 2014

  “I didn't have time to read the article," read the comment. I exhaled a small netsigh, that brief, clipped exhalation native to the web.

• wikipedia suggests that stop words are not to be confused... Oct 19, 2014

  wikipedia suggests that stop words are not to be confused with safewords http://en. wikipedia.

• just did it not as good Oct 17, 2014
• i've watched this for 20 straight minutes and now i want to... Oct 17, 2014

  i've watched this for 20 straight minutes and now i want to try it with "the pretender" http://tilde.

• that said you know CNN people are playing with fridge... Oct 17, 2014
• Why are you worried about ebola when every minute over... Oct 17, 2014

  Why are you worried about ebola when every minute over 5,000 Americans die of chronic self-regard?

• that chart about how more people die of rickets than ebola... Oct 17, 2014
• pages updated is the one for me, so great Oct 17, 2014
• What if journalism wasn't about hot takes but cool gives?... Oct 16, 2014

  What if journalism wasn't about hot takes but cool gives?

• cockupied Oct 16, 2014
• Man that apple event Oct 16, 2014
• aaaand we are done and OH MY GOD THAT WAS BRUTAL... Oct 16, 2014

  aaaand we are done and OH MY GOD THAT WAS BRUTAL https://medium.

• Al Rotches is doing art direction on this liveblog I'm... Oct 16, 2014

  Al Rotches is doing art direction on this liveblog I'm doing with @anildash and it's awesome https://d262ilb51hltx0. cloudfront.

• to be clear guy/man is not a binary Oct 15, 2014
• sometimes i get nostalgic for the simpler days when guys... Oct 15, 2014
• i'm staring into the abyss and it's retina Oct 15, 2014
• here is jean shepherd speaking alone for 38 minutes about... Oct 15, 2014

  here is jean shepherd speaking alone for 38 minutes about the 1963 march on washington https://archive.

• Is there a podcast network where people do exactly 2... Oct 15, 2014

  Is there a podcast network where people do exactly 2 minutes of audio each and it all gets aggregated into hour-long shows?

• Bonus awful podcast points if the dudes sound exactly the... Oct 15, 2014

  Bonus awful podcast points if the dudes sound exactly the same.

• The perfect podcast: “Hey so did you see that thing on... Oct 15, 2014
• OMG I give up. If your podcast is longer than 7 minutes and... Oct 15, 2014

  OMG I give up. If your podcast is longer than 7 minutes and features two dudes kinda chillin' it is terrible.

• shai hulud is a great variation on snake... Oct 14, 2014

  shai hulud is a great variation on snake http://www. tilde.

• there is a huge amount of stuff going on at... Oct 14, 2014

  there is a huge amount of stuff going on at http://totallynuclear. club http://www.

• wives guys amirite Oct 13, 2014
• perhaps we could git merge our hearts, m'lady—oh m'lady... Oct 13, 2014
• guys i'm actually excellent at git, please save your... Oct 13, 2014
• git has a steep learning cliff Oct 13, 2014
• first you get the equinox then you get the witches Oct 13, 2014
• down to the fucking floorboards Oct 13, 2014
• headaches are totally not Fall Comfort you're a poser Oct 13, 2014
• could your socks be ever so slightly thicker? how frayed... Oct 13, 2014

  @rustyk5 could your socks be ever so slightly thicker? how frayed are your cuffs?

• dude don't STOP THERE now drink some tea Oct 13, 2014
• Boingo Hotspot is just a slang term for “my phone stopped... Oct 12, 2014

  Boingo Hotspot is just a slang term for “my phone stopped working.

• I should ask if they have this Bud Lite Lime-A-Rita in a... Oct 12, 2014

  I should ask if they have this Bud Lite Lime-A-Rita in a smaller can size, I thought. And then I thought, who am I kidding?

• i'm not nothing sam i'm ~ford Oct 11, 2014
• sorry sam i'm with the new internet now Oct 11, 2014
• OMG I want to get new vapor cartridges for my eroto-bot but... Oct 11, 2014
• when you are with someone and telling them how you feel and... Oct 11, 2014
• okay so @jessamyn is schooling me on community... Oct 11, 2014
• it's right here Oct 10, 2014
• Wife intervened. Oct 10, 2014

  Wife intervened.

• 3YO: “Daddy what is that song?” Me: “Well son, in 1990 a... Oct 10, 2014

  3YO: “Daddy what is that song? ” Me: “Well son, in 1990 a very great man jumped up on the scene with a lean and a pocket full of green.

• http://bleepbloop.club is like http://tilde.club but more... Oct 10, 2014

  http://bleepbloop. club is like http://tilde.

• uses the wrong editor tho Oct 10, 2014
• oh my Oct 10, 2014
• nerds wearing Hans Reiser masks in 2007... Oct 10, 2014

  nerds wearing Hans Reiser masks in 2007 http://geekfeminism. wikia.

• “After eight IUIs, dozens of dates with Dildo-Cam…I began... Oct 10, 2014

  “After eight IUIs, dozens of dates with Dildo-Cam…I began to forget my feminism and feel like a failure as a woman. ” http://www.

• whoaaaa Oct 9, 2014
• today @michaelcoyote told me about... Oct 9, 2014

  today @michaelcoyote told me about http://oss. oetiker.

• my wife made a web page http://www.tilde.club/~mo/ Oct 9, 2014

  my wife made a web page http://www. tilde.

• why does everyone suddenly look like a dancer on a smoke... Oct 9, 2014
• wait when did all the women of New York City get devoured... Oct 9, 2014
• also this http://tilde.club/~dolnack/ Oct 9, 2014

  also this http://tilde.

• I just published “http://Tilde.Club: I had a couple drinks... Oct 9, 2014

  I just published “ http://Tilde. Club: I had a couple drinks and woke up with 1,000 nerds” @ftrain /a8904f0a2ebf?

• the big problem with this all-female reboot is that... Oct 8, 2014
• Tilde.Club: I had a couple drinks and woke up with 1,000 nerds Oct 8, 2014

  F rom ~butts I had a couple drinks and woke up with 1,000 nerds The story of Tilde. Club Stevie Nicks This is the story of an accidental network of hundreds of people all (sort of) working toward a vague common goal on a ridiculous project that did not exist two weeks ago.

• I have a problem Oct 8, 2014
• has there even been a platform that told you when someone... Oct 8, 2014

  has there even been a platform that told you when someone was ABOUT to MAYBE update their blog? cc/ @sippey https://twitter.

• who gave consciousness to primates this is terrible Oct 8, 2014
• Seriously, why no nerd love for Hans Reiser? He wrote a... Oct 8, 2014

  Seriously, why no nerd love for Hans Reiser? He wrote a Linux filesystem AND stalked and killed his wife, he's a Hero of Tech.

• One day the trolls will remember Hans Reiser and then... Oct 8, 2014

  One day the trolls will remember Hans Reiser and then they'll finally have their one true hero.

• ulgh the level of stupidity and cruelty that has been aimed... Oct 8, 2014

  ulgh the level of stupidity and cruelty that has been aimed at this woman for years by garbage people http://seriouspony.

• Even so, it was nice to see you. Oct 8, 2014

  @rustyk5 Even so, it was nice to see you.

• thank god I can finally browse kinja posts from gawker in a... Oct 8, 2014

  thank god I can finally browse kinja posts from gawker in a format that makes sense to me http://tilde.

• whoa Oct 8, 2014
• CORRECTION 1/5000th thank you @GlennF Oct 8, 2014
• the million dollar givepage is already 1/500th on its way... Oct 8, 2014

  the million dollar givepage is already 1/500th on its way to its goal http://tilde.

• basically all this stuff will filter out into open code and... Oct 8, 2014
• network graph connections in ~club... Oct 8, 2014

  network graph connections in ~club http://tilde. club/~schussat/tildegraph.

• omg i want to high five the sunshine... Oct 8, 2014

  omg i want to high five the sunshine http://tilde.

• Or 2500 tweets without full metadata. Oct 7, 2014

  Or 2500 tweets without full metadata.

• I think a lot about twitter in terms of floppy disks. A... Oct 7, 2014

  I think a lot about twitter in terms of floppy disks. A floppy could hold about 12 tweets with full metadata but held Zork or Wordstar.

• for comparison, that six megs is equivalent to five tweets... Oct 7, 2014
• goddammit I HAVE to start saying "we" instead of "i" i'm... Oct 7, 2014
• since everyone was cool about the server crashing i have... Oct 7, 2014
• great primer http://tilde.club/~anthonydpaul/primer.html... Oct 7, 2014

  great primer http://tilde. club/~anthonydpaul/primer.

• it's more accurate to not say "my" council but rather say... Oct 7, 2014
• thanks to my council of sysadmins who currently are... Oct 7, 2014
• RE: ~club: nothing was lost. all appears fine. there is a... Oct 7, 2014

  RE: ~club: nothing was lost. all appears fine.

• i have really good news regarding http://tilde.club which... Oct 7, 2014

  i have really good news regarding http://tilde.

• Never let it be said I don't follow my own advice.... Oct 7, 2014

  Never let it be said I don't follow my own advice. https://twitter.

• Amazon was ALL ABOUT helping me when I tweeted about a... Oct 7, 2014

  Amazon was ALL ABOUT helping me when I tweeted about a dream I had about AWS but when it's real they say I'm basic. https://twitter.

• just get this difficult-to-find configuration variable from... Oct 7, 2014
• this is a REAL ACTUAL COMPUTER THING that amazon allowed to... Oct 7, 2014

  this is a REAL ACTUAL COMPUTER THING that amazon allowed to happen https://twitter.

• last backup is from saturday night so prepare to grieve Oct 7, 2014
• wow http://tilde.club is very dead in a way that is new to... Oct 7, 2014

  wow http://tilde. club is very dead in a way that is new to me.

• #kidpost http://instagram.com/p/t0_qI-j5Fb/ Oct 6, 2014

  #kidpost http://instagram.

• triscuits Oct 6, 2014
• Glad to see Dan Nosowitz take on Big Dressing; ashamed of... Oct 6, 2014

  Glad to see Dan Nosowitz take on Big Dressing; ashamed of the blog comments. http://www.

• every thinkpiece will only make my thinkpiece stronger Oct 6, 2014
• ohhhhhh noooooo pleaaase write about it P L E A S E Oct 6, 2014
• It's Product now, Rusty. Everything is product. This Tweet.... Oct 6, 2014

  @rustyk5 It's Product now, Rusty. Everything is product.

• EDITOR: What if in the feature article about new... Oct 6, 2014

  EDITOR: What if in the feature article about new media... we...

• here friends is a thing that is a perfect thing... Oct 6, 2014

  here friends is a thing that is a perfect thing http://tilde. club/~ironicsans/Time_on_the_internet.

• http://tilde.club/~rustyk5/?g=10VvsW12ZM1YrK&w=58984903621 Oct 6, 2014

  http://tilde. club/~rustyk5/?

• HERE Oct 6, 2014
• http://tilde.club/~rustyk5/?g=10YP8T8R7uJl7y&w=58945089586 Oct 6, 2014

  @rustyk5 http://tilde. club/~rustyk5/?

• http://tilde.club/~rustyk5/?g=10qCs9oXW6sxz2&w=58945331712 Oct 6, 2014

  @rustyk5 http://tilde. club/~rustyk5/?

• hairstyles to hide your face from cameras... Oct 6, 2014

  hairstyles to hide your face from cameras http://cvdazzle.

• Just woke up from a night's sleep or, as I like to call it,... Oct 6, 2014

  Just woke up from a night's sleep or, as I like to call it, #longnaps .

• just sent a surprisingly emotional email about systems... Oct 5, 2014
• so far the first page to feature siedel Oct 5, 2014
• (4) the world's most hilarious tech MOOC Oct 5, 2014
• like if you thought bitcoin was hilarious bitcoin + labor... Oct 5, 2014
• This is how SV sees unions, best I can tell:... Oct 5, 2014

  This is how SV sees unions, best I can tell: http://paulgraham. com/unions.

• facebook bus drivers unionizing COULD mean that facebook... Oct 5, 2014
• i think americans understand that if these bus drivers... Oct 5, 2014
• UNIONS? IN MY HYPERGROWTH KNOWLEDGE ECONOMY? Oct 5, 2014

  UNIONS? IN MY HYPERGROWTH KNOWLEDGE ECONOMY?

• “‘We hope there will be a domino effect. If we get Facebook... Oct 5, 2014

  “‘We hope there will be a domino effect. If we get Facebook and a decent contract, others will follow.

• smh @capndesign http://tilde.club/~pfhawkins/diskusage.html Oct 5, 2014

  smh @capndesign http://tilde. club/~pfhawkins/diskusage.

• The greatest Wikipedia page of all... Oct 5, 2014

  The greatest Wikipedia page of all http://en. m.

• mrn http://mlkshk.com/p/10VUP Oct 4, 2014

  mrn http://mlkshk.

• I made some backups but didn't test them so maybe this is a... Oct 4, 2014

  I made some backups but didn't test them so maybe this is a startup after all.

• just fyi this is a verified account and this person will... Oct 4, 2014

  just fyi this is a verified account and this person will respect nudes http://tilde.

• recursion has consequences http://tilde.club/~benr/ Oct 4, 2014

  recursion has consequences http://tilde.

• u started a cool meme http://tilde.club/~heyitsal/ Oct 4, 2014

  @katienotopoulos u started a cool meme http://tilde.

• guys my wife has mixed feelings about http://tilde.club Oct 4, 2014

  guys my wife has mixed feelings about http://tilde.

• everyone renice to each other Oct 4, 2014
• it's back up and a possible culprit has identified himself Oct 4, 2014
• i think someone hacked the gibson Oct 4, 2014
• http://tilde.club has completely melted right as i was... Oct 4, 2014

  http://tilde.

• I wonder if the market is ready for the dark, gritty reboot... Oct 4, 2014

  I wonder if the market is ready for the dark, gritty reboot of Everybody Poops.

• “it's not a product, it's a place.”... Oct 4, 2014

  “it's not a product, it's a place. ” http://tilde.

• postfix can't deal with capital letters in usernames is a... Oct 4, 2014
• twenty six minutes and fifty five seconds Oct 4, 2014
• well to be fair it has been in development for 40 straight... Oct 4, 2014
• i know it's annoying that i keep tweeting http://tilde.club... Oct 3, 2014

  i know it's annoying that i keep tweeting http://tilde.

• http://tilde.club/~superbad/ Oct 3, 2014

  http://tilde.

• smh http://tilde.club/~rustyk5/ Oct 3, 2014

  smh http://tilde.

• i should be clear the last thing is VERY blinky if you are... Oct 3, 2014
• this is realllllllllly strong http://tilde.club/~chrisnovell... Oct 3, 2014

  this is realllllllllly strong http://tilde.

• this is a real envelope that was just slipped under the... Oct 3, 2014

  this is a real envelope that was just slipped under the door of my apartment @danbri this is NEXT LEVEL internet https://twitter.

• right although also it took years to unrando yourself in ye... Oct 3, 2014
• that's what everyone is remembering, literally it's tiny... Oct 3, 2014
• i mean it's not even a joke it's more i got drunk and woke... Oct 3, 2014
• you need a login first tho Oct 3, 2014
• http://tilde.club/~ford/social.html some social connections... Oct 3, 2014

  http://tilde. club/~ford/social.

• “A quip is funny.” http://www.tilde.club/~sixfoot6/ Oct 3, 2014

  “A quip is funny. ” http://www.

• Seeing what people do is actually inspiring, as opposed to... Oct 3, 2014

  Seeing what people do is actually inspiring, as opposed to hearing what they say which is exhausting.

• One thing I forgot that tildeclub made me remember is that... Oct 3, 2014

  One thing I forgot that tildeclub made me remember is that it's fun to see what people are doing instead of just what they are saying.

• Paul Oct 3, 2014
• Admin resize the partition please users brought this... Oct 3, 2014
• update on my tilde blog http://tilde.club/~ford/index.html#j... Oct 3, 2014

  update on my tilde blog #journal -2014-10-02" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://tilde. club/~ford/index.

• truly looking forward to the december 2015 post-mortem of... Oct 3, 2014
• i figured you were good on unix accounts but there are fun... Oct 2, 2014
• the web yes. maybe that's its magic://sauce Oct 2, 2014

  @rustyk5 the web yes.

• FIRST as farce THEN tragedy then back to farce Oct 2, 2014
• I wish @katienotopoulos would take some time to teach @finn... Oct 2, 2014

  I wish @katienotopoulos would take some time to teach @finn about Unix and HTML. http://tilde.

• you are not Oct 2, 2014
• I'm at ga wker where r u Oct 2, 2014
• whoa http://tilde.club/~beau/ Oct 2, 2014

  whoa http://tilde.

• that's actually my favorite part too, like there's zero... Oct 2, 2014
• since people are asking a lot a lot i made a waitlist form... Oct 2, 2014

  since people are asking a lot a lot i made a waitlist form for http://tilde. club http://goo.

• I know it can be hard to think this way but just for a... Oct 2, 2014

  I know it can be hard to think this way but just for a second imagine a world where guac isn't extra.

• So @patbits is like ‘I am the only black person in this... Oct 2, 2014

  So @patbits is like ‘I am the only black person in this dean and deluca’ burying the lede that he's the only person in a wooden bow tie.

• While in the Condé Nast elevator my headphones came off and... Oct 2, 2014

  While in the Condé Nast elevator my headphones came off and Take Me Home 12" mix by Phil Collins kept playing and I could not turn it off.

• putting so many ascii dragons in my .plan Oct 1, 2014

  putting so many ascii dragons in my .

• Happy birthday to the @W3C from http://Tilde.Club! Oct 1, 2014

  Happy birthday to the @W3C from http://Tilde. Club!

• "that's the kind of quality ascii art that deserves to be... Sep 30, 2014
• If you emailed me and didn't get a http://tilde.club... Sep 30, 2014

  If you emailed me and didn't get a http://tilde. club account I'll set up an account tomorrow—but otherwise signup is closed.

• for example if instead of one unix machine you had multiple... Sep 30, 2014

  for example if instead of one unix machine you had multiple machines all speaking a common protocol.

• gonna set up the last batch of logins now. server can't... Sep 30, 2014

  gonna set up the last batch of logins now. server can't handle much more.

• this page makes me so happy http://tilde.club/~delfuego/tild... Sep 30, 2014

  this page makes me so happy http://tilde. club/~delfuego/tilde.

• Me: “I've got this huge 20,000 word thing due tomorrow it's... Sep 30, 2014

  Me: “I've got this huge 20,000 word thing due tomorrow it's going to take hours. ” @maureenflaherty : “Maybe don't launch a website tonight.

• niiiiice http://tilde.club/~kyle/ Sep 30, 2014

  niiiiice http://tilde.

• user api for http://tilde.club at... Sep 30, 2014

  user api for http://tilde. club at http://tilde.

• http://tilde.club has an api now thanks ~@danielbachhuber... Sep 30, 2014

  http://tilde. club has an api now thanks ~ @danielbachhuber http://tilde.

• nice work here http://tilde.club/~kenkeiter/ Sep 30, 2014

  nice work here http://tilde.

• [Pseudo-autoreply] If you want an account, shoot me an... Sep 30, 2014

  @colinfitz @nzle [Pseudo-autoreply] If you want an account, shoot me an email at ford @ftrain . com with your username if you haven't.

• good work going on at http://tilde.club/~urschrei/ and... Sep 30, 2014

  good work going on at http://tilde. club/~urschrei/ and http://tilde.

• The first hundred or so http://tilde.club username/paswords... Sep 30, 2014

  The first hundred or so http://tilde. club username/paswords are in your spam folders.

• Apparently I "have" to go to bed and do "work" tomorrow so... Sep 30, 2014

  Apparently I "have" to go to bed and do "work" tomorrow so I will set up the rest of the logins later. http://www.

• if you legit want an account send an email to... Sep 29, 2014

  if you legit want an account send an email to ford @ftrain .

• okay http://www.tilde.club/ is up and i'm going to bed i'll... Sep 29, 2014

  okay http://www. tilde.

• oh god i got drunk and incurred a lifetime digital... Sep 29, 2014
• i just registered http://tilde.club so if anyone wants a... Sep 29, 2014

  i just registered http://tilde. club so if anyone wants a shell and public_html (no CGI) lmk i'll be at http://tilde.

• my wife just explained to me that using tildes instead of... Sep 29, 2014

  my wife just explained to me that using tildes instead of colons is purely a west coast thing http://rockalittle. com/thanksgiving2004.

• “Tomorrow I will hum Rhiannon to myself and think of you…”... Sep 29, 2014

  “Tomorrow I will hum Rhiannon to myself and think of you…” http://rockalittle. com/thanksgiving2004.

• “This is the legend of the great Welsh Queen Rhiannon and... Sep 29, 2014

  “This is the legend of the great Welsh Queen Rhiannon and her birds,” wrote Stevie Nicks in Thanksgiving of 2004 http://rockalittle. com/thanksgiving2004.

• “That morning in New York changed every thing. The oceans... Sep 29, 2014

  “That morning in New York changed every thing. The oceans had failed to protect us.

• A Stevie Nicks Thanksgiving. Sep 29, 2014

  A Stevie Nicks Thanksgiving.

• I mean let's be totally clear here, the best Thanksgiving... Sep 29, 2014

  I mean let's be totally clear here, the best Thanksgiving possible would have been with Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash.

• A Tina Turner Thanksgiving would be pretty magical IMO. I... Sep 29, 2014

  A Tina Turner Thanksgiving would be pretty magical IMO. I don't know why.

• Which musician do you think has the best Thanksgivings? I'm... Sep 29, 2014

  Which musician do you think has the best Thanksgivings? I'm torn between Bonnie Raitt, Daryl Hall, and Tina Turner.

• which omg fair, i'm almost done with chapter two and it's... Sep 29, 2014
• but like i'm working through sicp and it's so clear that... Sep 29, 2014
• that book was ridiculous i'm just drawing a comparison Sep 29, 2014
• programming is like the alchemist in that you travel around... Sep 29, 2014
• yah but also who uses lists Sep 29, 2014
• God save us from ironic scientists. Sep 29, 2014

  God save us from ironic scientists.

• “I'm worried the world will end because I miscalculated... Sep 29, 2014

  “I'm worried the world will end because I miscalculated something. ” “Sure but if you take the long view you actually don't have a problem.

• Hamming worried he'd doomed earth. He told a friend, who... Sep 29, 2014

  Hamming worried he'd doomed earth. He told a friend, who replied: “Never mind, Hamming, no one will ever blame you.

• i love reading books by dead people because there's no... Sep 29, 2014
• i own this shirt i like it http://api.ning.com/files/LQ1B971... Sep 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 i own this shirt i like it http://api. ning.

• It's the perfect quiet nod slogan for the crabby godless... Sep 29, 2014
• Never Dream is NOT YET a T-shirt. Sep 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 Never Dream is NOT YET a T-shirt.

• The system works, he tweeted from his MacBook Pro with... Sep 29, 2014

  The system works, he tweeted from his MacBook Pro with retina display.

• “We are giving you a loan to buy the broom that you will... Sep 29, 2014

  “We are giving you a loan to buy the broom that you will use to sweep up our poop.

• And that's just the US lie; some places tell you that if... Sep 29, 2014

  And that's just the US lie; some places tell you that if you work hard some day you will be able to pay them back for your poop broom.

• I mean the actual worst lie anyone told about working is... Sep 29, 2014

  I mean the actual worst lie anyone told about working is that people who work hard can get a fair wage and get ahead and keep their limbs.

• If you want to find a miserable person who feels like a... Sep 29, 2014

  If you want to find a miserable person who feels like a hypocrite, find someone who started their dream job six months ago.

• “Dream jobs” are the worst lie anyone ever told about... Sep 29, 2014

  “Dream jobs” are the worst lie anyone ever told about working.

• and also the music is too loud and teens don't respect... Sep 28, 2014
• anyway once there was power to be gained it all devolved... Sep 28, 2014
• just like an honest blog post about being a wheelchair... Sep 28, 2014
• that was the greatest thing about the web, you could read... Sep 28, 2014
• and ladies, these contours aren't going to trace themselves Sep 28, 2014
• dude personal essays tend to be about learning to cook and... Sep 28, 2014
• to be honest i have not done a breakdown of contour tracing... Sep 28, 2014
• but this is all pussyfooting because the primary offender... Sep 28, 2014

  but this is all pussyfooting because the primary offender is the Times, with 214 masculine contours http://query. nytimes.

• Apparently men have a lot of contours? IDK. Sep 28, 2014

  Apparently men have a lot of contours? IDK.

• “Tracing contours” is something women do to men in bed in... Sep 28, 2014

  “Tracing contours” is something women do to men in bed in personal essays a lot.

• Banging in a dumpster is literally banging is one thing I... Sep 28, 2014
• Lotta voices in dumpsters these days Sep 28, 2014
• Dumpster guy's girlfriend speaks... Sep 28, 2014

  Dumpster guy's girlfriend speaks http://www. salon.

• Free Software means we ALL share the blame. Sep 28, 2014

  Free Software means we ALL share the blame.

• “‘YOU EXIST ONLY TO REDUCE OVERTIME.’”... Sep 28, 2014

  “‘YOU EXIST ONLY TO REDUCE OVERTIME. ’” http://www.

• That might just be web though. Sep 28, 2014

  That might just be web though.

• I say “every now and then” because they're not expected to... Sep 28, 2014

  I say “every now and then” because they're not expected to use the bathroom more than once a month when their NutriPax™ are replaced.

• I wonder if every now and then New Yorker writers or... Sep 28, 2014

  I wonder if every now and then New Yorker writers or editors get the urge to tweet: “Poöping.

• I have personally found that LISP is unbelievably... Sep 28, 2014

  I have personally found that LISP is unbelievably productive if you're willing to invest in the 600-month learning curve.

• i'm going to listen to shake it off one more time and then... Sep 28, 2014
• I'm pretty sure the series C for http://Genius.com (née... Sep 28, 2014

  I'm pretty sure the series C for http://Genius. com (née http://RapGenius.

• The fact that there is already a Cash Cannon... Sep 28, 2014

  The fact that there is already a Cash Cannon http://www. thecashcannon.

• this is your WHOLE THING Sep 28, 2014
• usually i am powerfully against directly addressing... Sep 28, 2014
• how has this not been funded america... Sep 28, 2014

  how has this not been funded america https://www. kickstarter.

• Nothing ruins a social network like people. Sep 28, 2014

  Nothing ruins a social network like people.

• “‘That was my first bootleg moment.’”... Sep 28, 2014

  “‘That was my first bootleg moment. ’” http://www.

• the tolerability matrix Sep 27, 2014
• Someone FINALLY figured out how to add ram to their macbook... Sep 27, 2014

  Someone FINALLY figured out how to add ram to their macbook https://twitter.

• whoa Sep 27, 2014
• A little easter egg in that “Trains for Children: Steam... Sep 27, 2014

  A little easter egg in that “Trains for Children: Steam Trains” YouTube video the kids asked to watch this morning. https://twitter.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/10QRO Sep 27, 2014

  http://mlkshk.

• annnnyway that movie also starred a racoon so Sep 27, 2014
• i think the giant air/spaceships crashing at the end of... Sep 27, 2014
• but avengers, capt america II, guardians all end on "giant... Sep 26, 2014
• also their spaceships are LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME and have no... Sep 26, 2014
• one thing that is that marvel just constantly goes back to... Sep 26, 2014
• i went and saw guardians of the galaxy since i was already... Sep 26, 2014
• I don't mean to be rude but that dog was most definitely... Sep 26, 2014

  I don't mean to be rude but that dog was most definitely not coming from the spa.

• Here on the Upper West Side a woman with a dog just asked a... Sep 26, 2014

  Here on the Upper West Side a woman with a dog just asked a man of his own dog, “was he over at the spa?

• Wisconsin Public Radio callers strongly pro politeness Sep 26, 2014
• All I am saying is fix the app store review process within... Sep 26, 2014

  All I am saying is fix the app store review process within yourself before you try to fix the app store review process in the app store.

• Is it the app store review process that is broken? Or... Sep 26, 2014

  Is it the app store review process that is broken? Or maybe—maybe—we are the problem.

• Frankly I think levels are due for a comeback. Sep 26, 2014

  Frankly I think levels are due for a comeback.

• I actually said that over coffee so ↬ me and coffee and the... Sep 26, 2014

  I actually said that over coffee so ↬ me and coffee and the person with whom I had coffee.

• Or a Wisconsin person. Sep 26, 2014

  Or a Wisconsin person.

• I'm here to talk with a Wisconsin public radio show about... Sep 26, 2014

  I'm here to talk with a Wisconsin public radio show about politeness which is like talking to a French person about cheese.

• No one should have to insure their beard. Sep 26, 2014

  No one should have to insure their beard.

• I just went straight from Williamsburg to the UWS and I... Sep 26, 2014

  I just went straight from Williamsburg to the UWS and I know levels aren't fashionable but my levels.

• "Problematic" whines; it does not act. It takes baths.... Sep 26, 2014

  "Problematic" whines; it does not act. It takes baths.

• wow this aged well http://www.slideshare.net/eldon/sequoia-c... Sep 26, 2014

  wow this aged well http://www. slideshare.

• Choosing between another chapter of SICP, another episode... Sep 25, 2014

  Choosing between another chapter of SICP, another episode of the Roosevelts, or just chilling with a Danny Kaye album. Ladies.

• upload my avatar how can I upload a new avatar when ♫i... Sep 25, 2014
• something about the launch of a new social network just... Sep 25, 2014

  something about the launch of a new social network just makes me want to drink a fresca and listen to the ink spots.

• Slowly and not without melancholy I nestle these shoulders... Sep 25, 2014

  Slowly and not without melancholy I nestle these shoulders into their accustomed blazer and pad to the elevators alone.

• In the old days you could do both. Sep 25, 2014

  In the old days you could do both.

• Like I could write this essay, sure, or I could give... Sep 25, 2014

  Like I could write this essay, sure, or I could give hundreds of people a memory of a giant naked fleshy man running from security.

• I am at this very fancy magazine and my escort has left me... Sep 25, 2014

  I am at this very fancy magazine and my escort has left me alone and my teenaged self is telling me about all these things I could do.

• Whereas I see way too much evidence of George Will. Sep 25, 2014

  Whereas I see way too much evidence of George Will.

• “I see no evidence of God.” —George Will... Sep 25, 2014

  “I see no evidence of God. ” —George Will http://www.

• and when i went out to coffee with the editor to apologize... Sep 24, 2014
• and then instead of being angry about the DMed rejection i... Sep 24, 2014
• and instead of emailing a rejection they could send me a DM Sep 24, 2014
• then after i did my model train amtrak residency i could... Sep 24, 2014
• what if i got really into model trains just so i could have... Sep 24, 2014
• actually i have no idea do people still have hobbies or do... Sep 24, 2014
• sometimes i realize that my hobbies are, like, tweeting... Sep 24, 2014
• supergroup criteria are pretty interesting, like (1) owns... Sep 24, 2014

  supergroup criteria are pretty interesting, like (1) owns one or more vests; (2) ????

• i kind of wonder if don mcclean was ever on the secret list... Sep 24, 2014
• there is, afaict, no “which wilbury are you” quiz on the... Sep 24, 2014
• man this is some all-caps ENTERTAINMENT right here... Sep 24, 2014

  man this is some all-caps ENTERTAINMENT right here https://www. youtube.

• I woke up and thought of the perfect title for an article... Sep 24, 2014

  I woke up and thought of the perfect title for an article about Tom Perkins comparing tech protesters to Nazis, it was “Denture Capitalist.

• god it's going to be awkward when all those bitcoin... Sep 24, 2014
• “oh huh i guess i might want to cut and paste two sentences... Sep 24, 2014
• i am using my own cms to do all my own writing now and in... Sep 24, 2014
• in retrospect encyclopedia dramatica was a useful, balanced... Sep 24, 2014
• i just booted up my baudrillard simulator and it won't run... Sep 24, 2014
• so you need celebrity woman to get the press to notice... Sep 24, 2014
• aaaand yep it WAS planned good job social media firm you... Sep 24, 2014
• It's such a perfect failed counterargument that you have to... Sep 24, 2014
• Could there be a worse counter-argument to “we need global... Sep 24, 2014

  Could there be a worse counter-argument to “we need global feminism” than “I will release your nudes”? It's like, the Godiva Fallacy.

• i can't believe how connected these people at this... Sep 23, 2014
• Cutting pasting that's all you ever seem to doooooo. Sep 23, 2014

  Cutting pasting that's all you ever seem to doooooo.

• this goes deep this goes all the way back to liberal arts... Sep 23, 2014
• Honestly I think someone should invest... Sep 23, 2014

  Honestly I think someone should invest http://www. theawl.

• “Our inquiries…about raising the maximum rate limit for... Sep 23, 2014

  “Our inquiries…about raising the maximum rate limit for sending Yos by 270,409,581% were not acknowledged. ” http://www.

• “A Yo-based audio encoder would largely just re-implement... Sep 23, 2014

  “A Yo-based audio encoder would largely just re-implement DSD using the app's notification system. ” http://www.

• I don't write for money, or to feel kindness or hope. I do... Sep 23, 2014

  I don't write for money, or to feel kindness or hope. I do write for sea squirrels.

• We need to work together to provide the sea squirrels with... Sep 23, 2014

  We need to work together to provide the sea squirrels with their preferred food, human infant blood dumped overboard ten gallons at once.

• Only 30,000 sea squirrels of any type remain alive, and the... Sep 23, 2014

  Only 30,000 sea squirrels of any type remain alive, and the National Oceanic Council recently ranked the Norse Hatchback as “forget it.

• Yes, my piece on “The Perfect Writer” is hilarious, but I... Sep 23, 2014

  Yes, my piece on “The Perfect Writer” is hilarious, but I wrote it to make a serious point: The Norse Hatchback Sea Squirrel is endangered.

• “The perfect writer is morally upright in every regard, and... Sep 23, 2014

  “The perfect writer is morally upright in every regard, and never stuffy. ” — @ftrain https://medium.

• I just published “The Perfect Writer”... Sep 23, 2014

  I just published “The Perfect Writer” https://medium. com/message/the-perfect-writer-ae81601bbcaf?

• Now do you see? Do you see WHY we make you stay in XML... Sep 22, 2014

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @kiphampton @emckean Now do you see? Do you see WHY we make you stay in XML canoes?

• sorry it got too rough for you in downtown markup city.... Sep 22, 2014

  @rustyk5 @emckean @harrisj sorry it got too rough for you in downtown markup city. maybe go back to tinylettertown and drink some champale.

• wait is this a bot Sep 22, 2014
• The Perfect Writer Sep 22, 2014

  Letters from a Cat, 1879. The Perfect Writer Someone once asked me what made for a perfect writer.

• As long as hate feels good we are okay. Sep 22, 2014

  As long as hate feels good we are okay.

• the only true slide in all of technology... Sep 22, 2014

  the only true slide in all of technology http://www. slideshare.

• a lot of arguments about type safety happen on systems... Sep 20, 2014
• It starts, “I made a picture of a cat in a graphing... Sep 20, 2014

  It starts, “I made a picture of a cat in a graphing calculator! ” and it ends “DID SOME ASSHOLE SAY ENDOFUNCTOR!?!?!?

• I feel that I should learn about type systems just so I can... Sep 20, 2014

  I feel that I should learn about type systems just so I can understand why everyone gets so angry about type systems https://news. ycombinator.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/10OBY Sep 20, 2014

  http://mlkshk.

• what will be the #hashtags of 2016 Sep 20, 2014
• Omg don't use the tag # g a m e r g a te Sep 20, 2014
• [2020 commercial] “Me? I'm a Values Gamer. That's why Bobby... Sep 20, 2014

  [2020 commercial] “Me? I'm a Values Gamer.

• i wonder if where #gamergate ends is like a kind of... Sep 20, 2014
• People getting angry about pumpkin spice act like it's... Sep 19, 2014

  People getting angry about pumpkin spice act like it's their ox that's being gourd.

• finally Sep 19, 2014
• My wife asked me to buy a candy thermometer and I noticed... Sep 19, 2014

  My wife asked me to buy a candy thermometer and I noticed that kitchenware stores are now the only place you hear “Brown-eyed Girl.

• Isn't it possible Scotland said yes to independence but no... Sep 19, 2014

  Isn't it possible Scotland said yes to independence but no one understood it?

• Who names a horse paul ford http://horseracingwrongs.com/201... Sep 19, 2014

  Who names a horse paul ford http://horseracingwrongs.

• Before Wrecking, a Checking Sep 18, 2014
• ummm this t-shirt is BEAUTIFUL https://www.kickstarter.com/p... Sep 18, 2014

  ummm this t-shirt is BEAUTIFUL https://www. kickstarter.

• and it's like, huh! he might be right! and then you go but... Sep 17, 2014

  and it's like, huh! he might be right!

• peter thiel's stuff is always "facebook is a company with... Sep 17, 2014

  peter thiel's stuff is always "facebook is a company with tremendous revenue potential while cannibalism involves people eating people.

• i'm pretty sure i'm scottish my grandmother's last name was... Sep 17, 2014
• whoa dotscot is doing general launch on 23 September which... Sep 17, 2014
• dotscot is a fantastic registrar name perhaps even the best Sep 17, 2014
• here is the dotscot registrar for future .scot registering... Sep 17, 2014

  here is the dotscot registrar for future . scot registering needs http://dotscot.

• this is some pretty advanced divorced dude living right... Sep 17, 2014

  this is some pretty advanced divorced dude living right here http://www. theatlantic.

• you would have just spent it on lottery tickets Sep 17, 2014
• too soon to tell Sep 17, 2014
• yeah same here with all the non-rusties in this canoe :/ Sep 17, 2014
• this is a great idea Sep 17, 2014
• look at this tho https://twitter.com/capndesign/status/51208... Sep 16, 2014

  @rustyk5 look at this tho https://twitter.

• our twins are now three, and, dude. Sep 16, 2014

  our twins are now three, and, dude.

• spartans won the cocoa bean y'all... Sep 16, 2014

  spartans won the cocoa bean y'all http://highschoolsports. pennlive.

• It finally happened this is not a drill this is a real url... Sep 16, 2014

  It finally happened this is not a drill this is a real url http://www. sociali.

• i wonder what that number would be like once you factor in... Sep 16, 2014
• “Google search uses just about the same amount of energy... Sep 16, 2014

  “Google search uses just about the same amount of energy that your body burns in ten seconds. ” http://googleblog.

• remember when everyone was like "one google search consumes... Sep 16, 2014
• never enjoy, for your happiness will only fuel their... Sep 16, 2014
• you all know how this goes. (1) we'll learn the bunny was... Sep 16, 2014

  you all know how this goes. (1) we'll learn the bunny was made by forced labor in a meme factory.

• in the exact same tribe as the rest of us! Sep 16, 2014

  @dealingwith in the exact same tribe as the rest of us!

• http://mlkshk.com/p/10M46 Sep 16, 2014

  http://mlkshk.

• metaverticals are just...horizontals Sep 16, 2014

  metaverticals are just...

• there is no such thing as metaverticals stahp everyone has... Sep 16, 2014
• Snackwave is the first trend I have ever been ahead of, in... Sep 16, 2014

  Snackwave is the first trend I have ever been ahead of, in my life.

• “Snackwave is seeping into culture through clothing.”... Sep 16, 2014

  “Snackwave is seeping into culture through clothing. ” http://thehairpin.

• by dre, beats Sep 15, 2014
• It's a struggle sometimes. Sep 15, 2014

  It's a struggle sometimes.

• To the person managing her eating disorder—I really... Sep 15, 2014

  To the person managing her eating disorder—I really appreciated talking to you and feel like I cut you off. I wanted to listen.

• That doesn't always happen at conferences. Sep 15, 2014

  That doesn't always happen at conferences.

• Hey so before I went on stage at #xoxofest @waxpancake led... Sep 15, 2014

  Hey so before I went on stage at #xoxofest @waxpancake led me into a side room and gave me a long hug in silence. And then I was ready.

• sup! Sep 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 @tophtucker sup!

• ⊙_ʘ Sep 13, 2014
• yeah i am keenly aware of that Sep 13, 2014
• in my hotel room trying to get ready for my talk tomorrow.... Sep 13, 2014

  @rustyk5 @heyitsgarrett @knguyen in my hotel room trying to get ready for my talk tomorrow. i will emerge tomorrow?

• if you like stack-based programming languages and tiny art... Sep 13, 2014

  if you like stack-based programming languages and tiny art things this is a website for you http://forthsalon. appspot.

• I never wanted to say this in my life but @anildash is a... Sep 12, 2014

  I never wanted to say this in my life but @anildash is a good DJ.

• god is there anything worse than the idea of an atheist... Sep 12, 2014

  god is there anything worse than the idea of an atheist convention #1hase9r " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. buzzfeed.

• http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7cv222211qe31a3.png Sep 12, 2014

  @rustyk5 @spladow @knguyen http://media. tumblr.

• if you need someone to bully you about your $3 fluorescent... Sep 12, 2014
• i love portland coffee as much as i hope you love hearing... Sep 12, 2014
• oregon coffee is cool in that it makes you feel like you... Sep 12, 2014
• the only conclusion i can draw is that robyn is winning Sep 12, 2014
• CORRECTION Betty Who is Australian which is a “continent”... Sep 12, 2014
• how did that happen Sep 12, 2014
• looking at Spotify I listen EXCLUSIVELY to well-produced... Sep 12, 2014
• And welcome back to the other 364 days of screaming over... Sep 12, 2014

  And welcome back to the other 364 days of screaming over bullshit.

• real 90s kids will remember https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Sep 11, 2014

  real 90s kids will remember https://twitter.

• relax we're all disappointing in person Sep 11, 2014
• man portland is killing it in the department of handcrafted... Sep 11, 2014
• ! Sep 10, 2014

  @abackstrom !

• “The Guardian believes it will sponsor hundreds of events... Sep 10, 2014

  “The Guardian believes it will sponsor hundreds of events each week across Britain through the Guardian Live push. ” http://www.

• “What is the purpose of a life?” I asked of the universe.... Sep 9, 2014

  “What is the purpose of a life? ” I asked of the universe.

• Okay @page88 I got all guilty so I put the kids to bed and... Sep 9, 2014

  Okay @page88 I got all guilty so I put the kids to bed and went and voted for @ZephyrTeachout like you told me to.

• Wait until you guys see Minecraft for .NET! Sep 9, 2014

  Wait until you guys see Minecraft for . NET!

• suddenly all those read-faster-in-tiny-bites snake-oil... Sep 9, 2014
• I wonder what the reading experience on the Apple Watch TAP... Sep 9, 2014
• Real glad to be part of the team that made today happen... Sep 9, 2014

  Real glad to be part of the team that made today happen @evanatmedium @anildash . https://twitter.

• Aaaand I'm done livebloggin' https://medium.com/message/appl... Sep 9, 2014

  Aaaand I'm done livebloggin' https://medium.

• Sticky even Sep 9, 2014
• “The 2,400-seat auditorium is drenched with Apple history.”... Sep 9, 2014

  “The 2,400-seat auditorium is drenched with Apple history. ” http://www.

• The Awl Network probably has the most freckles per capita... Sep 9, 2014

  The Awl Network probably has the most freckles per capita of any media company in NYC.

• A Complete Guide to Today's Apple Event... Sep 9, 2014

  A Complete Guide to Today's Apple Event http://www. theawl.

• whoa http://www.businessweek.com/features/apple_event/ Sep 9, 2014

  whoa http://www. businessweek.

• In Olivia's absence, we all must it. Sep 9, 2014

  @rustyk5 In Olivia's absence, we all must it.

• can u do it in the form of a sequence of cards asking for a... Sep 9, 2014
• Revealing it to be a Professor Griff shirt. Sep 9, 2014

  @rustyk5 @anildash Revealing it to be a Professor Griff shirt.

• these are some TRULY AMAZING dildo infographics... Sep 9, 2014

  these are some TRULY AMAZING dildo infographics http://jonmillward.

• Oh I thought your contract was exclusive to Twitter. Sep 9, 2014

  @rustyk5 @anildash @Medium Oh I thought your contract was exclusive to Twitter.

• so @anildash and I are going to mock-live-blog this for... Sep 9, 2014
• I've got nothing against promises. But hoo doggies I never... Sep 9, 2014

  I've got nothing against promises. But hoo doggies I never want a multi-table conditional sql insert/update in node again.

• Nerds: this article is right. Channels remove so, so, so... Sep 9, 2014

  Nerds: this article is right. Channels remove so, so, so much pain from Javascript.

• Apple Liveblog, September 9, 2014 Sep 8, 2014

  Liveblog: Apple Live Event, September 9, 2014 Anil Dash and Paul Ford live-blogged the Apple Live Event . Start from the bottom and read up for best effect.

• since the mid-1990s internet particle scientists have... Sep 8, 2014
• VERY happy with my bio, @waxpancake... Sep 8, 2014

  VERY happy with my bio, @waxpancake http://2014. xoxofest.

• okay done again Sep 7, 2014
• no it's cool i'll send you an invite Sep 7, 2014
• no no you have a plane to catch it's completely cool Sep 7, 2014
• I'm the last person speaking at XOXO on Sunday but for the... Sep 7, 2014

  I'm the last person speaking at XOXO on Sunday but for the 19 of you remaining you are going to see THREE SECRET WEBSITES.

• oh one more thing Sep 7, 2014
• that's...awesome Sep 7, 2014

  @abackstrom that's...

• an anagram for beyonce knowles is woken obscenely Sep 7, 2014
• those are all my thoughts. i'm going to get back to... Sep 7, 2014

  those are all my thoughts. i'm going to get back to crushing it.

• I thought I understood the Slateriarchy but according to... Sep 7, 2014

  I thought I understood the Slateriarchy but according to this article everything I know about the Slateriarchy is wrong.

• The other thought I had, I read this article in Slate about... Sep 7, 2014

  The other thought I had, I read this article in Slate about how Meghan Trainor isn't feminist, and I started to imagine the Slateriarchy.

• “When I think of Fred, I think of a hate-fuelled sociopath... Sep 7, 2014

  “When I think of Fred, I think of a hate-fuelled sociopath of great personal and public cruelty. But I also think of his peanut brickle.

• “Lots of people knew Fred as an inhuman garbage beast who... Sep 7, 2014

  “Lots of people knew Fred as an inhuman garbage beast who shamed Christians everywhere. Few people knew how much he loved foosball.

• the key thing is make "is the new" into a stopword on your... Sep 7, 2014
• everything is the new everything and it's killing bloggers... Sep 7, 2014
• zines are the newsletters there's an article tomorrow in... Sep 7, 2014
• meanwhile you actually have to hit the twitter api by fax Sep 7, 2014
• need to hit gmail 694,000 times a minute? nah it's cool... Sep 7, 2014

  need to hit gmail 694,000 times a minute? nah it's cool don't even ask.

• everyone else is like write me a college essay for API... Sep 7, 2014
• I like the way that the YouTube API has a cap of 50 million... Sep 7, 2014

  I like the way that the YouTube API has a cap of 50 million requests, and the Gmail API a billion, out of the box, free. Google truly dgaf.

• also some centralization seems to be necessary for managing... Sep 7, 2014

  @desconcentrad also some centralization seems to be necessary for managing spam.

• what i keep thinking about is how exactly reddit exactly... Sep 7, 2014
• man don't get high off your /r/supply Sep 7, 2014
• humans sure don't scale horizontally Sep 7, 2014
• Labels: a community of communities, government 2.0, looking... Sep 7, 2014

  Labels: a community of communities, government 2.

• wow this explanation from the reddit ceo is beyond... Sep 7, 2014

  wow this explanation from the reddit ceo is beyond http://www. redditblog.

• I have a lot of great headlines but no publication. Sep 7, 2014

  I have a lot of great headlines but no publication.

• the other good headline I had was when there was an uproar... Sep 7, 2014
• also guys this chart on this page only works if you have a... Sep 7, 2014

  also guys this chart on this page only works if you have a 14,000 pixel tall monitor http://www. nytimes.

• in my secret world where this is the cover of the Post and... Sep 7, 2014
• I have a new title for that article about foreign funding... Sep 7, 2014

  I have a new title for that article about foreign funding of thinktanks okay wait ready? “HACKS ACTUALLY FLACKS” http://www.

• Shooooooocckkkkked to learn that thinktanks like Brookings... Sep 7, 2014

  Shooooooocckkkkked to learn that thinktanks like Brookings are pocketing millions from foreign governments http://www. nytimes.

• just 72 hours of work between now and tomorrow morning and... Sep 7, 2014
• last update 2007 http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/technolo... Sep 7, 2014

  last update 2007 http://www. nytimes.

• tom that's 90% of the brand value right there that you just... Sep 7, 2014
• you answer the phone and someone whispers the word... Sep 7, 2014
• today we are all co-founders of tinder Sep 7, 2014
• yeah that is nonsense advance is the largest reddit... Sep 7, 2014
• wait a correction has arrived gonna rt Sep 7, 2014
• i auto-aggregated that tweet from my twonvertwations with... Sep 7, 2014
• rusty what if you and i are a new yorker sleeper cell... Sep 7, 2014
• what i love is that it's owned by the same people who... Sep 7, 2014
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/508489347474415616/photo/1 Sep 7, 2014

  https://twitter.

• The touchstone of prog excess for me is this album cover by... Sep 7, 2014

  The touchstone of prog excess for me is this album cover by Kansas. If you look at it too long your clothes fringe.

• As a UX professional I can say: Blog comments sections are... Sep 7, 2014

  As a UX professional I can say: Blog comments sections are a usability and experience disaster EXCEPT when used to discuss EL&amp;amp;P's Tarkus.

• “It sucks a rat. It sucks a rat’s balls. It sucks a... Sep 7, 2014

  “It sucks a rat. It sucks a rat’s balls.

• oh man “touch and go” by emerson lake and powell didn't... Sep 7, 2014
• I like this one, where a guy does his damnedest to like... Sep 7, 2014

  I like this one, where a guy does his damnedest to like Tarkus because his frined likes it. http://seanishere.

• Man I hope I never get too old to have a couple drinks and... Sep 7, 2014

  Man I hope I never get too old to have a couple drinks and go searching for the cruelest possible Emerson Lake &amp;amp; Palmer reviews on the web.

• Can cats truly love pizza, though? Sep 6, 2014

  Can cats truly love pizza, though?

• i got 99 privileges and a play-sta-tion Sep 6, 2014
• huh. titanic and lord the rings were both about throwing... Sep 6, 2014

  huh. titanic and lord the rings were both about throwing away emotionally exhausting jewelry.

• An old woman goes on a sea voyage but just ends up losing... Sep 6, 2014

  An old woman goes on a sea voyage but just ends up losing her fancy necklace.

• every time i see the wikipedia ad for SUMMER OF MONUMENTS i... Sep 6, 2014

  every time i see the wikipedia ad for SUMMER OF MONUMENTS i think it's a job, like master of revels https://twitter.

• none of these are problems, just situations Sep 6, 2014
• ARGH Sep 6, 2014
• i was like, i can't write about politeness and end the... Sep 6, 2014

  i was like, i can't write about politeness and end the piece GO FUCK YOURSELF. the first draft was for the internet, the second was for me.

• we'll get through it Sep 6, 2014
• in the first draft of that politeness thing i tried to... Sep 6, 2014
• lately my first drafts are just me screaming back at the... Sep 6, 2014
• i am tired of making cool stuff Sep 6, 2014
• i am tired Sep 6, 2014
• canarachnoridiculumophile then Sep 5, 2014
• as a canarachnoprankophile I WILL Sep 5, 2014
• tulpas are imaginary friends with benefits... Sep 5, 2014

  tulpas are imaginary friends with benefits http://www. metafilter.

• Everyone freaks out about Vox and BuzzFeed but if you're... Sep 5, 2014

  Everyone freaks out about Vox and BuzzFeed but if you're going to freak over something, maybe freak over Stack.

• r.i.p. coffee https://medium.com/matter/the-33-things-to-do-... Sep 5, 2014

  r. i.

• But later he will insist that his kik was not for... Sep 5, 2014

  But later he will insist that his kik was not for attribution.

• One day in the future the CEO of BuzzFeed will tell a NYMag... Sep 5, 2014

  One day in the future the CEO of BuzzFeed will tell a NYMag journobot, “We don't need to hire some kid from ViralHorseBomb to win.

• I like the CEO from Time, he actually says things. Sep 5, 2014

  I like the CEO from Time, he actually says things.

• “‘You know the BuzzFeeds and Voxes are valued on the number... Sep 5, 2014

  “‘You know the BuzzFeeds and Voxes are valued on the number of buzzes they get. ’” http://nymag.

• “‘dump $500 million on some silly internet thing that... Sep 5, 2014

  “‘dump $500 million on some silly internet thing that doesn’t make any money. ’” http://nymag.

• “‘Why would you want to go out in your last job as a man... Sep 5, 2014

  “‘Why would you want to go out in your last job as a man who gets paid to watch a cadaver put in the ground? ’” http://nymag.

• “I have Norman back as my partner and not some kid from Vox... Sep 5, 2014

  “I have Norman back as my partner and not some kid from Vox [because] he understands [Time Inc. ’s] traditions.

• aaaaaaaactually http://www.hk-phy.org/articles/caesar/caesar... Sep 4, 2014

  @rustyk5 aaaaaaaactually http://www. hk-phy.

• remember when princess di died and then mother theresa... Sep 4, 2014

  remember when princess di died and then mother theresa right after? do you know how lucky we were there was no twitter then?

• http://www.theawl.com/tag/what-does-polite-paul-ford-think-o... Sep 4, 2014

  http://www. theawl.

• my degree in manscape architecture was a huge mistake Sep 4, 2014
• omg never Sep 4, 2014
• json is the perfect tool for expressing all documents and... Sep 4, 2014
• oh and it was indented anyway no you guys are right json is... Sep 4, 2014
• i'd forgotten that that was the goal, honestly Sep 4, 2014
• i just parsed some xml i found on the web and it worked and... Sep 4, 2014
• twitter filter let that one thru huh Sep 4, 2014
• jk i don't have skin Sep 4, 2014
• my dermatologist just told me she's a growth hacker Sep 4, 2014
• At last all that was left of the universe was one bot,... Sep 4, 2014

  At last all that was left of the universe was one bot, nourished on the embers of superclusters.

• Not all capitalism. Sep 4, 2014

  @rustyk5 Not all capitalism.

• I wonder if it bothers Obama that Hillary Clinton is like... Sep 4, 2014

  I wonder if it bothers Obama that Hillary Clinton is like 50x better at the Illuminati handshake.

• This ISIS video is truly horrible. I wish someone would... Sep 4, 2014

  This ISIS video is truly horrible. I wish someone would explain it with Jurassic Park GIFs.

• we are all bots Sep 4, 2014
• IT SURE WOULD Sep 3, 2014
• Oh man I got my one click pizza ordering app mixed up with... Sep 3, 2014

  Oh man I got my one click pizza ordering app mixed up with Flappy Bird this is real bad.

• workflow is the enemy of work Sep 3, 2014
• you know that feeling when your work is coming into focus... Sep 3, 2014
• “"In America wives take the names of their husbands,” the... Sep 3, 2014

  “"In America wives take the names of their husbands,” the officer told her according to court papers. ” http://www.

• New NYPD rule: Muslim women can't stand in Times Square.... Sep 3, 2014

  New NYPD rule: Muslim women can't stand in Times Square. http://www.

• It's a bad week for the Internet but a great week for... Sep 3, 2014

  It's a bad week for the Internet but a great week for anyone who can provide stock photos of an unsmiling Jennifer Lawrence on a runway.

• after brands achieve full self-awareness you'll all be... Sep 3, 2014
• You guys say you hate banner ads, but wait until brands... Sep 3, 2014

  You guys say you hate banner ads, but wait until brands become self-aware and realize that they no longer need their human hosts.

• oh god klout for blackness is inevitable isn't it. if we... Sep 3, 2014

  oh god klout for blackness is inevitable isn't it.

• Sorry it's not a paper it's a research proposal. Sep 3, 2014

  Sorry it's not a paper it's a research proposal.

• To be honest my next thought was “oh man I would score... Sep 3, 2014

  To be honest my next thought was “oh man I would score REALLY low on that.

• Okay if you read that paper it sort of implies a ranking... Sep 3, 2014

  Okay if you read that paper it sort of implies a ranking system, which means... Klout for blackness.

• centipede was made by a man and a woman together Sep 3, 2014
• centipede is the only video game that matters Sep 3, 2014
• “Why haven’t Russians experienced hope in the last quarter... Sep 3, 2014

  “Why haven’t Russians experienced hope in the last quarter century? ” http://www.

• [NYC barista sideeyes, tongueclicks, eyerolls, hands over... Sep 3, 2014

  @rustyk5 [NYC barista sideeyes, tongueclicks, eyerolls, hands over dixie cup, yells “next order please!

• it must be so weird for them when people visit nyc and... Sep 3, 2014
• plus you'd look weird in a bikini Sep 3, 2014
• “‘A helicopter accident,’ she finally said, in a tone that... Sep 3, 2014

  “‘A helicopter accident,’ she finally said, in a tone that seemed to indicate I had no business being surprised. ” http://www.

• Sigh Sep 2, 2014
• children's choir ruining my braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin plus... Sep 2, 2014
• oh sailor by mr little jeans is the worst indie earworm... Sep 2, 2014
• this concludes my thoughts on nudes Sep 2, 2014
• u know who else owes me nudes is J. M. Coetzee Sep 2, 2014

  u know who else owes me nudes is J. M.

• also by that "o owe me nudes" logic James Earl Jones owes... Sep 2, 2014
• first the dudes who are all like “these famous women OWE me... Sep 2, 2014
• i could be thinking about anything else but no the nudes Sep 2, 2014
• okay so i can't stop thinking about the nudes Sep 2, 2014
• annika could u not could u not tho Sep 2, 2014
• i can't even can't even right now right now Sep 2, 2014
• we need to criminalize more things it's the only way to fix... Sep 2, 2014
• I guess you don't get a black tie wedding at the Natural... Sep 2, 2014

  I guess you don't get a black tie wedding at the Natural History Museum paying people to syndicate their Medium articles on your verticals.

• My front-end code is so tight its got XAMLtoe. Sep 2, 2014

  My front-end code is so tight its got XAMLtoe.

• And if you can't yell at the the one you'd love to/Honey,... Sep 2, 2014

  And if you can't yell at the the one you'd love to/Honey, scold the one you're with.

• Past generations weren't any wiser than we are. They just... Sep 2, 2014

  Past generations weren't any wiser than we are. They just had fewer choices.

• “you just...the salty ranching chips...at the store?... Sep 2, 2014

  “you just... the salty ranching chips...

• actually if you brought someone from 100 years ago into... Sep 2, 2014
• It would seem like heaven. Sep 2, 2014

  It would seem like heaven.

• Imagine someone from century ago sitting down in front of a... Sep 2, 2014

  Imagine someone from century ago sitting down in front of a computer today and realizing they could have as much outrage as they wanted.

• After Ferguson and ISIS, I bet AIPAC was all like OMG... Sep 2, 2014

  After Ferguson and ISIS, I bet AIPAC was all like OMG they're going to remember Gaza—and then... 4chan noodz!

• one of the most miraculous things in life is the sight of a... Sep 2, 2014
• my the internet is exceptionally moist with self-regard... Sep 2, 2014
• citation needed Sep 1, 2014
• there are some things science will never explain like the... Sep 1, 2014
• oh man the brutal truth is that WPedia is off 4x... Sep 1, 2014

  @rustyk5 @SlackHQ @caseyjohnston @joeljohnson @djacobs @noahr oh man the brutal truth is that WPedia is off 4x https://twitter.

• i never pegged u 4 an anti-soxxer Sep 1, 2014
• the wikipedia citation is http://howstuffworks.com so who... Sep 1, 2014

  @rustyk5 @SlackHQ @caseyjohnston @joeljohnson @djacobs @noahr the wikipedia citation is http://howstuffworks.

• The Wikipedia page for Sock is the most Wikipedia page I've... Sep 1, 2014

  The Wikipedia page for Sock is the most Wikipedia page I've ever seen: http://en. wikipedia.

• I started out watching this kind of annoyed but realized... Sep 1, 2014

  I started out watching this kind of annoyed but realized that the problem was me http://www. vevo.

• For people who are genuinely interested in the genuine... Sep 1, 2014

  For people who are genuinely interested in the genuine processes that influence Apple decision-making, it's a disaster tho.

• I enjoyed this article on how Apple's PR works. Conclusion:... Sep 1, 2014

  I enjoyed this article on how Apple's PR works. Conclusion: It works really, really well for Apple.

• http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Lad... Aug 31, 2014

  http://upload. wikimedia.

• Well now that we've seen the nudes I hope the Earl of... Aug 31, 2014

  Well now that we've seen the nudes I hope the Earl of Mercia will honor his word and stop his cruel tax on the people of Coventry.

• Man I totally forgot about MEMRI, who were the true... Aug 31, 2014

  Man I totally forgot about MEMRI, who were the true pioneers of online propaganda trolling.

• From 2012: Egyptian comedians pranked into believing they... Aug 31, 2014

  From 2012: Egyptian comedians pranked into believing they are on an Israeli TV show become violent an enraged http://www. memritv.

• Hey, Moms! Isn't it time to talk with your daughters about... Aug 31, 2014

  Hey, Moms! Isn't it time to talk with your daughters about letting beasts prey on the corpses of your ISIS enemies?

• nerds https://storify.com/tcarmody/the-people-s-history-of-t... Aug 30, 2014

  nerds https://storify.

• I mean, to be clear, ISIS IS the most deeply shitty, evil... Aug 30, 2014

  I mean, to be clear, ISIS IS the most deeply shitty, evil state the U. S.

• Kerry: Let's go to war SOON. McCain: Let's go to war NOW.... Aug 30, 2014

  Kerry: Let's go to war SOON. McCain: Let's go to war NOW.

• “‘I thought if I failed I would live as a woman and leave... Aug 30, 2014

  “‘I thought if I failed I would live as a woman and leave the rest to destiny. ’” — @jamesinjapan https://medium.

• sigh Aug 30, 2014
• i just reinvented mvc for like the third time this week Aug 30, 2014
• What city has the best thrift stores? I'm torn between... Aug 29, 2014

  What city has the best thrift stores? I'm torn between Philly (esp.

• exactly so they start using blogger or diaryland Aug 29, 2014
• i'm bracing for when grad students start doing “blogs”... Aug 29, 2014
• sippey is blogging https://medium.com/stating-the-obvious/fi... Aug 29, 2014

  sippey is blogging https://medium.

• i didn't choose the full stack life Aug 29, 2014
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/505416713580867585/photo/1 Aug 29, 2014

  https://twitter.

• here is the gawker policy on second hand news... Aug 29, 2014

  here is the gawker policy on second hand news http://disputations. gawker.

• It's like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind but with... Aug 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 @negatendo It's like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind but with consumer product launches.

• i'm sure we'll get multitasking when they can figure out... Aug 29, 2014
• but they create such beautiful lock-in Aug 29, 2014
• “Why would less email mean better productivity?”... Aug 29, 2014

  “Why would less email mean better productivity? ” http://www.

• hold on. product development takes a long time and we have... Aug 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 @noahr @joeljohnson hold on. product development takes a long time and we have barely had a year to get to really hate slack.

• God yes. Aug 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 God yes.

• The police statement is basically, “remember, this video... Aug 29, 2014

  The police statement is basically, “remember, this video does not show how we selectively applied vague rules before we tortured the man.

• “As is often the case, the video does not show the totality... Aug 29, 2014

  “As is often the case, the video does not show the totality of the circumstances. ”—St.

• did you check http://underemployedsciencewriters.slack.com Aug 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 did you check http://underemployedsciencewriters. slack.

• I mean if you ran for office that would be your base. Aug 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 I mean if you ran for office that would be your base.

• If I didn't believe so much in meritocracy it would almost... Aug 29, 2014

  If I didn't believe so much in meritocracy it would almost seem like there is a system that keeps some people down.

• “Sir, you went back twice for mashed potatoes.” “But it's a... Aug 29, 2014

  “Sir, you went back twice for mashed potatoes. ” “But it's a smorgasbord!

• I never thought of St. Paul as a racist hellhole filled... Aug 29, 2014

  I never thought of St. Paul as a racist hellhole filled with the worst people on earth but this video changed my mind http://www.

• There is nothing more purely terrifying on this earth than... Aug 29, 2014

  There is nothing more purely terrifying on this earth than a cop with a Minnesota accent.

• Watch this video http://www.tcdailyplanet.net/news/2014/08/2... Aug 29, 2014

  Watch this video http://www. tcdailyplanet.

• A story about how the main story was not about the suit but... Aug 28, 2014

  A story about how the main story was not about the suit but about the reaction to the suit http://runway. blogs.

• Cops shooting a suspected shooter shot a “Cops” cameraman... Aug 28, 2014

  Cops shooting a suspected shooter shot a “Cops” cameraman while he shot “Cops. ” http://abcnews.

• Or sometimes you meet rich kids and they're the inheritors... Aug 28, 2014

  Or sometimes you meet rich kids and they're the inheritors of a synthetic cheese fortune. Money flows in strange directions.

• Modern empires are built on the weirdest shit. Aug 28, 2014

  Modern empires are built on the weirdest shit.

• “Jezebel's ‘Disney Dudes' Dicks’ post brought in almost 3... Aug 28, 2014

  “Jezebel's ‘Disney Dudes' Dicks’ post brought in almost 3 million new visitors on its own... ” http://joel.

• Screenshot since I'm guessing it will go eventually.... Aug 28, 2014

  Screenshot since I'm guessing it will go eventually. https://twitter.

• Ferguson added to the Wikipedia list of ongoing armed... Aug 28, 2014

  Ferguson added to the Wikipedia list of ongoing armed conflicts: http://en. wikipedia.

• People can be critical of Twitter, but it has taught me how... Aug 28, 2014

  People can be critical of Twitter, but it has taught me how to truly quantify friendship.

• Every lawyer I hear on those Supreme Court recordings... Aug 27, 2014

  Every lawyer I hear on those Supreme Court recordings sounds like a fidgety teen completely bombing his X Factor audition.

• Hey nerds are there any MP3s of SCOTUS cases that are... Aug 27, 2014

  Hey nerds are there any MP3s of SCOTUS cases that are interesting that I should check out? http://www.

• Amazon just marked my dream as “resolved.” Aug 27, 2014

  Amazon just marked my dream as “resolved.

• can dads be seapunk yet Aug 27, 2014
• yeah i make a lot of mistakes Aug 27, 2014
• everything is a verb: how one man impacted productizing Aug 27, 2014
• the terrible truth is that everything is now a verb Aug 27, 2014
• nothing any of us do is real is it Aug 27, 2014
• but did u see http://betabeat.com/2014/08/vox-media-may-open... Aug 27, 2014

  @rustyk5 but did u see http://betabeat.

• Just gonna have to try a lot harder in the future. Aug 27, 2014

  Just gonna have to try a lot harder in the future.

• I actually read the piece too all the way through. :/ Aug 27, 2014

  I actually read the piece too all the way through.

• Very fair criticism from @samer_k right there. Aug 27, 2014

  Very fair criticism from @samer_k right there.

• yes i can hold Aug 27, 2014
• hello is this 911 someone has stolen my ability to read... Aug 27, 2014
• “You know what saving that click really stole from you?”... Aug 27, 2014

  “You know what saving that click really stole from you? ” http://www.

• “bigger antlers are clearly more desirable and more... Aug 27, 2014

  “bigger antlers are clearly more desirable and more lucrative” — @slaskow https://medium. com/re-form/antler-farm-dbd3ba1ec3f2?

• “Joseph Cotten in that movie essentially plays the Internet... Aug 27, 2014

  “Joseph Cotten in that movie essentially plays the Internet before the fact. ” — @page88 https://medium.

• That's bad news for the next BioShock I guess. Aug 27, 2014

  That's bad news for the next BioShock I guess.

• Figures scaling is hard Aug 27, 2014
• Libertarian paradise Galt's Gulch fleeced investors... Aug 27, 2014

  Libertarian paradise Galt's Gulch fleeced investors http://www. metafilter.

• does magic scale Aug 27, 2014
• http://mlkshk.com/p/108TY Aug 27, 2014

  http://mlkshk.

• Half my code is wasted, I just don't know which half. Aug 27, 2014

  Half my code is wasted, I just don't know which half.

• I will believe in the blogging renaissance when someone... Aug 27, 2014

  I will believe in the blogging renaissance when someone writes their first 2,000-word “Xander, my cat: A farewell” post and not sooner.

• I was there man Aug 27, 2014
• This is the best local paper in Brooklyn... Aug 26, 2014

  This is the best local paper in Brooklyn http://ditmasparkcorner.

• The irony is that anyone who would fund zines will never... Aug 26, 2014

  The irony is that anyone who would fund zines will never get any money.

• ISIS: Hockey stick growth https://medium.com/matter/isis-as-... Aug 26, 2014

  ISIS: Hockey stick growth https://medium.

• If I ever get any money in this life I'm going to fund... Aug 26, 2014

  If I ever get any money in this life I'm going to fund zines.

• He ran my stuff in 1995 (http://sparks.eserver.org/sparks.ht... Aug 26, 2014

  He ran my stuff in 1995 ( http://sparks. eserver.

• My friend Jim Esch has been publishing writers for maybe 20... Aug 26, 2014

  My friend Jim Esch has been publishing writers for maybe 20 years now. He was the 1st person to put me in a zine.

• https://archive.org/details/beyondthemindseyevhs Aug 26, 2014

  @rageahol @Spotify @anildash https://archive.

• it's an important document about how we used to be Aug 26, 2014
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60 Aug 26, 2014

  @rageahol @Spotify @anildash https://www. youtube.

• GREAT SONG Aug 26, 2014
• Anil there are only two Me Phi Me songs on Spotify why... Aug 26, 2014

  Anil there are only two Me Phi Me songs on Spotify why haven't you used your social media platform to address this.

• I mean why stop with Sex Box? Why not rename “The Big Bang... Aug 26, 2014

  I mean why stop with Sex Box? Why not rename “The Big Bang Theory” to “You are stupid garbage so you can eat stupid garbage.

• Can you imagine what a relief is for TV executives now that... Aug 26, 2014

  Can you imagine what a relief is for TV executives now that “Sex Box” is in production? NO MORE PRETENDING http://www.

• Does anyone else hear the Pink Panther team every time they... Aug 26, 2014

  Does anyone else hear the Pink Panther team every time they hear “DevOps”?

• Is there a verb form of DevOps? Is it to devop? Aug 26, 2014

  Is there a verb form of DevOps? Is it to devop?

• After you all take the ALS ice bucket challenge maybe you... Aug 25, 2014

  After you all take the ALS ice bucket challenge maybe you could take the rotate your freaking phone 90 degrees when filming challenge.

• Let those who would condemn liveblogging tweet the first... Aug 25, 2014

  Let those who would condemn liveblogging tweet the first stone.

• Man some people really hate liveblogging. Aug 25, 2014

  Man some people really hate liveblogging.

• If journalism is the rough draft of history, what is... Aug 25, 2014

  If journalism is the rough draft of history, what is liveblogging?

• This essay about Michael Brown is amazing and funny and... Aug 25, 2014

  This essay about Michael Brown is amazing and funny and helped me understand USA craziness: https://medium.

• seriously this is a great photo... Aug 25, 2014

  seriously this is a great photo https://www. flickr.

• “Someone needs to find this boy, and kill him in public.... Aug 25, 2014

  “Someone needs to find this boy, and kill him in public. It’s our only hope.

• https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/2000/1*bABCa68goQW... Aug 25, 2014

  https://d262ilb51hltx0. cloudfront.

• “I wanted to reach out and inform you that just like your... Aug 25, 2014

  “I wanted to reach out and inform you that just like your dream we do offer phone support for our customers.

• i can't log in to my own webapp and i am the only user Aug 25, 2014
• Narcissism is a terrible disease that affects so many... Aug 25, 2014

  Narcissism is a terrible disease that affects so many people in our communities. Working alone, only you can stop it.

• I reported him to the Socialist Reëducation Camps and got... Aug 25, 2014

  I reported him to the Socialist Reëducation Camps and got him a subscription to the Times. He'll be gay in no time.

• It must be intense and scary to live in a world where... Aug 25, 2014

  It must be intense and scary to live in a world where anyone could produce a scimitar at any time.

• Politeness has its limits, I guess. Aug 25, 2014

  Politeness has its limits, I guess.

• The best reply on my politeness essay so far is, “teach... Aug 25, 2014

  The best reply on my politeness essay so far is, “teach your son to shake the hand of a woman in a hijab, and later she'll cut his throat.

• Here's a thorough website about devil sticks... Aug 24, 2014

  Here's a thorough website about devil sticks http://www. devilstick.

• If you are like me and listen to weird things to fall... Aug 23, 2014

  If you are like me and listen to weird things to fall asleep might I suggest baseball games from the 1930s https://archive.

• Looking at other big 1984 songs it turns out that actually... Aug 23, 2014

  Looking at other big 1984 songs it turns out that actually someone always IS watching you. That was a completely valid feeling Rockwell had.

• In contrast with 1984, in 2014 most people can only afford... Aug 23, 2014

  In contrast with 1984, in 2014 most people can only afford to rent a lonely heart.

• nodding in approval over here Aug 23, 2014
• no but adam i mean Aug 23, 2014
• what in god's name is that even... Aug 23, 2014

  what in god's name is that even https://twitter.

• “Okay you know those women in the Nagel silkscreens? Now... Aug 23, 2014

  “Okay you know those women in the Nagel silkscreens? Now imagine if they were all hobbits in an aerobics class.

• The outfits that Yes wore on 9012Live may be among the... Aug 23, 2014

  The outfits that Yes wore on 9012Live may be among the worst rock band outfits in history https://www. youtube.

• Fun fact: Steven Soderbergh directed the video on the Yes... Aug 23, 2014

  Fun fact: Steven Soderbergh directed the video on the Yes 9012Live tour https://www. youtube.

• “And I felt my insides fill with anvils.”... Aug 23, 2014

  “And I felt my insides fill with anvils. ” http://www.

• “There will be no Yahoo smartphones or operating systems,... Aug 23, 2014

  “There will be no Yahoo smartphones or operating systems, no Yahoo Fiber, and no Yahoo drones, robots or satellites. ” http://gigaom.

• “I love what I do. And it loves me back.” —@rachelnabors... Aug 23, 2014

  “I love what I do. And it loves me back.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/503153970895147008/photo/1 Aug 23, 2014

  https://twitter.

• home is where you hear the voice of ira glass coming from... Aug 22, 2014
• i'm screenshotting this page because it truly captures what... Aug 22, 2014

  i'm screenshotting this page because it truly captures what went wrong in every way http://articles. baltimoresun.

• when whales want raises they baleen in Aug 22, 2014
• http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/time-i-spent-commercial-wh... Aug 22, 2014

  http://www. clickhole.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/502908391518666754/photo/1 Aug 22, 2014

  https://twitter.

• ▄██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌ ████████████████▌▀▀██▀▀ ████▄██████... Aug 22, 2014
• f l u k e Aug 22, 2014
• Not a fl Aug 22, 2014
• It turns out that humpback whales live right off NYC, so... Aug 22, 2014

  It turns out that humpback whales live right off NYC, so this photo is not a fluke. http://cityroom.

• “Check out this idiot who accidentally fell into a giant... Aug 21, 2014

  “Check out this idiot who accidentally fell into a giant ice bucket and woke up 2000 years later.

• Robot art historians are coming for our art history... Aug 21, 2014

  Robot art historians are coming for our art history https://medium.

• “Spotted as early as 1996 at a Phish show, ‘Free Hugs’... Aug 21, 2014

  “Spotted as early as 1996 at a Phish show, ‘Free Hugs’ didn’t become a _thing_ until 2004. ” http://spherecontent.

• “When I mentioned Thoreau, who spent two years at Walden,... Aug 21, 2014

  “When I mentioned Thoreau, who spent two years at Walden, Chris dismissed him with a single word: ‘dilettante. ’” http://www.

• Okay in this one dream I am driving to my high school and... Aug 21, 2014

  Okay in this one dream I am driving to my high school and my brakes won't work—oh god this is a dream about security groups.

• Amazon is offering me customer support on my dreams. Aug 21, 2014

  Amazon is offering me customer support on my dreams.

• Can't even get traffic in my dreams. Aug 21, 2014

  Can't even get traffic in my dreams.

• It turned out they were charging $1 per SQL query. So... Aug 21, 2014

  It turned out they were charging $1 per SQL query. So that's my inner life right there.

• In my dream last night my AWS bill was $870k and I called... Aug 21, 2014

  In my dream last night my AWS bill was $870k and I called support. You can tell it was a dream because Amazon offered phone support.

• One of the outstanding challenges of cultural data... Aug 20, 2014

  One of the outstanding challenges of cultural data journalism is obtaining an accurate population count of Wilburys.

• My sample size was two videos by two supergroups now I am a... Aug 20, 2014

  My sample size was two videos by two supergroups now I am a data journalist.

• At first I was like maybe this is a Wilbury-only phenomenon... Aug 20, 2014

  At first I was like maybe this is a Wilbury-only phenomenon https://www. youtube.

• Ever notice how people in supergroups always wear vests? Aug 20, 2014

  Ever notice how people in supergroups always wear vests?

• I go back and forth. With this future I do worry that 99%... Aug 20, 2014

  @abackstrom I go back and forth. With this future I do worry that 99% of the people not in the story live underground and eat soylent.

• Since people are curious about native advertising, I was... Aug 20, 2014

  Since people are curious about native advertising, I was given total freedom to do whatever and @medium had editorial control.

• I was asked by @medium to write about THE FUTURE on behalf... Aug 20, 2014

  I was asked by @medium to write about THE FUTURE on behalf of @generalelectric and I had fun doing it https://medium.

• Wednesday Aug. 20, 2064 Aug 20, 2014

  Wednesday Aug. 20, 2064 A day in the life, imagined 50 years from now Dear Diary: I am going out for ice cream.

• “They were taught proactive strategies to increase survival... Aug 20, 2014

  “They were taught proactive strategies to increase survival rate. ” http://www.

• “it feels like the world is suddenly fast forwarding as... Aug 20, 2014

  “it feels like the world is suddenly fast forwarding as your heart beats insistently” — @bijanstephen https://medium. com/matter/the-talk-92371a1c0ae5?

• The news makes clear that we are facing a relentless enemy... Aug 20, 2014

  The news makes clear that we are facing a relentless enemy that desperately wants to force us into another war. ISIS is bad, too.

• Man. Don't lose half your life because some people who... Aug 20, 2014

  Man. Don't lose half your life because some people who believe in wizards are froke out by your love thoughts.

• “‘Thirty-five is half a life,’ she says, sadly. ‘I can't... Aug 20, 2014

  “‘Thirty-five is half a life,’ she says, sadly. ‘I can't lose the other half.

• Oh actually that URL is highly self-aware the emergency... Aug 19, 2014

  Oh actually that URL is highly self-aware the emergency siren can be turned off http://www. theguardian.

• The Guardian has an article where the URL is... Aug 19, 2014

  The Guardian has an article where the URL is ice-bucket-challenge-ferguson-social-media so I think everyone should head to the shelters.

• Thank you for indulging me in this moment of... Aug 19, 2014

  Thank you for indulging me in this moment of self-promotion. I will now return to my regularly scheduled brain filled with shrieking doubt.

• Gave up on brilliant years ago Frank. Aug 19, 2014

  @fchimero Gave up on brilliant years ago Frank.

• And I couldn't be MORE middlebrow which I'm all like, you... Aug 19, 2014

  And I couldn't be MORE middlebrow which I'm all like, you noticed. http://nymag.

• Guys I am in the Approval Matrix. I had no idea. This is... Aug 19, 2014

  Guys I am in the Approval Matrix. I had no idea.

• Um have you ever looked at online advertising products?... Aug 19, 2014

  Um have you ever looked at online advertising products? These are hardly the work of the best minds of our generation.

• “If you are a journalist at a print publication, your job... Aug 19, 2014

  “If you are a journalist at a print publication, your job is in danger. Period.

• “There will be no getting out of the 20th century without... Aug 19, 2014

  “There will be no getting out of the 20th century without carrying it with us. ” http://www.

• #TerminatorX tweets with his hands. Aug 19, 2014

  @rustyk5 #TerminatorX tweets with his hands.

• "give em what they want it's the times" "it's got to be... Aug 19, 2014
• It's nonsensical to compare by ranking this way but also... Aug 19, 2014

  It's nonsensical to compare by ranking this way but also raw poetry.

• Hard to top this list of the web searches from the most... Aug 19, 2014

  Hard to top this list of the web searches from the most broke USA counties vs. least broke.

• We will do that. Aug 18, 2014

  @dealingwith We will do that.

• “Yes, that Anil Dash.” http://blog.xoxofest.com/post/9512021... Aug 18, 2014

  “Yes, that Anil Dash. ” http://blog.

• wow the reaction to that vine is venemous Aug 18, 2014
• the only way to rank this video is on a scale Aug 18, 2014
• “I’ve never worked a day in my life because I combine my... Aug 18, 2014

  “I’ve never worked a day in my life because I combine my passions. ” http://www.

• sometimes i think i kind of know how the world works and... Aug 18, 2014
• it takes 200 people to make politico Aug 18, 2014
• They should stop with all the separate brands and just... Aug 18, 2014

  They should stop with all the separate brands and just rebrand themselves as EYEMASTERS GLOBAL.

• Oh wait LensCrafters is owned by Luxottica check out how... Aug 18, 2014

  Oh wait LensCrafters is owned by Luxottica check out how EVERYTHING YOU PUT ON YOUR EYES is owned by one company http://en. wikipedia.

• I bet 80% of the PowerPoints at LensCrafters corporate... Aug 18, 2014

  I bet 80% of the PowerPoints at LensCrafters corporate headquarters are titled STRATEGIC VISION.

• “Margins on the screen are necessary, but margins on paper... Aug 18, 2014

  “Margins on the screen are necessary, but margins on paper have the power to affect. ” https://medium.

• This is an image I saw on LinkedIn tonight.... Aug 17, 2014

  This is an image I saw on LinkedIn tonight. https://twitter.

• Namaste. Aug 17, 2014

  Namaste.

• Not that I ever would, of course. It's a process. Aug 17, 2014

  Not that I ever would, of course. It's a process.

• Literally every time someone says that they appreciate... Aug 17, 2014

  Literally every time someone says that they appreciate politeness I think, “Oh really? Let me put my [elided] on your [elided].

• Since my short essay on politeness started getting passed... Aug 17, 2014

  Since my short essay on politeness started getting passed around my desire to spew vile profanity everywhere has increased 5,000-fold.

• “Bring duct tape and tape your child’s legs to the seat... Aug 17, 2014

  “Bring duct tape and tape your child’s legs to the seat (only if he’s wearing long pants; otherwise it might hurt). ” http://www.

• “Its latest iteration is best appreciated as the rich... Aug 17, 2014

  “Its latest iteration is best appreciated as the rich library of GIFs it seems destined to become. ” http://www.

• “How is the pilot? Did he make it? He just wanted to help.”... Aug 16, 2014

  “How is the pilot? Did he make it?

• “If you send Robin Williams to Hell, you are also sending... Aug 16, 2014

  “If you send Robin Williams to Hell, you are also sending their loved ones there. ” http://pastors.

• An anagram for "internet of things" is "tontine frightens"... Aug 16, 2014

  An anagram for "internet of things" is "tontine frightens" which is obscure but accurate.

• An anagram for patriarchy is "a chirpy rat." Aug 16, 2014

  An anagram for patriarchy is "a chirpy rat.

• An anagram for misandry is MIND RAYS just making an... Aug 16, 2014

  An anagram for misandry is MIND RAYS just making an observation.

• IMO they ruined the X-Men franchise when they added... Aug 16, 2014

  IMO they ruined the X-Men franchise when they added Tweetstorm.

• “Could a human fetus consumption fad happen right here in... Aug 15, 2014

  “Could a human fetus consumption fad happen right here in the United States? ” http://harddawn.

• I'm assuming it's a Nathan For You thing, but nonetheless... Aug 15, 2014

  I'm assuming it's a Nathan For You thing, but nonetheless (kisses fingers).

• The last paragraph of this is really just some of the... Aug 15, 2014

  The last paragraph of this is really just some of the greatest trolling I've ever read: http://harddawn.

• http://open.spotify.com/track/2Cm7DxvQZUAVb1DzWatmhb Aug 15, 2014

  http://open. spotify.

• perfect https://vine.co/v/Md2lgEiETDU Aug 15, 2014

  perfect https://vine.

• So many possibilities! Aug 15, 2014

  @HayleyOpaquely @CousinDangereux @dailydot So many possibilities!

• “I forgot to get a haircut for a year.”... Aug 15, 2014

  “I forgot to get a haircut for a year. ” http://www.

• There were all these dogs yowling last night and I couldn't... Aug 15, 2014

  There were all these dogs yowling last night and I couldn't figure out what was going on until I realized it was the sound of bark social.

• http://www.pinterest.com/pin/337347828311161619/ Aug 15, 2014

  http://www. pinterest.

• “You can see at a glance that the kale vs. bacon breakdown... Aug 15, 2014

  “You can see at a glance that the kale vs. bacon breakdown is awfully similar to the election night map.

• The comments on http://www.dailydot.com/opinion/5-signs-dati... Aug 15, 2014

  The comments on http://www. dailydot.

• “And they’re not all Mountain Dew-guzzling teenage boys... Aug 15, 2014

  “And they’re not all Mountain Dew-guzzling teenage boys with a budding ‘nice guy’ complex, either. ” http://www.

• “So you’ve got to prove that your ads will be worth more... Aug 15, 2014

  “So you’ve got to prove that your ads will be worth more than Facebook’s. ” http://www.

• Big list of scams: http://mlkshk.com/p/1065D Aug 15, 2014

  Big list of scams: http://mlkshk.

• this sailor's personal experience really made me think... Aug 14, 2014

  this sailor's personal experience really made me think about what whales mean in our culture http://www. clickhole.

• select * from stories order by social_views desc limit 2... Aug 14, 2014

  select * from stories order by social_views desc limit 2 https://twitter.

• “Not everything can be measured, thank god.”... Aug 14, 2014

  “Not everything can be measured, thank god. ” http://www.

• “Overall, the liberal tilt of big cities is unmistakable.”... Aug 14, 2014

  “Overall, the liberal tilt of big cities is unmistakable. ” http://www.

• “Some stories _should_ ruin your afternoon, the rest of... Aug 14, 2014

  “Some stories _should_ ruin your afternoon, the rest of your day, your whole week. This is one of them.

• http://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000003055806/standoff-wit... Aug 14, 2014

  http://www. nytimes.

• “If you see an interesting story, message the redditor who... Aug 14, 2014

  “If you see an interesting story, message the redditor who shared the piece to ask permission. ” http://www.

• “We don’t like Iraq. All we do is die here.”... Aug 14, 2014

  “We don’t like Iraq. All we do is die here.

• “Of 53 commissioned officers in the Ferguson Police... Aug 14, 2014

  “Of 53 commissioned officers in the Ferguson Police Department, three are black. ” http://www.

• “But it is. Not having an opinion means not having an... Aug 13, 2014

  “But it is. Not having an opinion means not having an obligation.

• “It’s just a little rule nestled in my brain, filed under... Aug 13, 2014

  “It’s just a little rule nestled in my brain, filed under Prostitutes. ” https://medium.

• “One way to be polite is by not touching people unless they... Aug 13, 2014

  “One way to be polite is by not touching people unless they specifically invite it. ” https://medium.

• “Here’s a polite person’s trick, one that has never failed... Aug 13, 2014

  “Here’s a polite person’s trick, one that has never failed me. ” https://medium.

• I wrote an essay about politeness for The Message:... Aug 13, 2014

  I wrote an essay about politeness for The Message: https://medium. com/message/9bf1e69e888c Thank you for your attention.

• Books: http://www.eatmorebikes.blogspot.com/2014/05/book.htm... Aug 13, 2014

  Books: http://www. eatmorebikes.

• “I knew about the abortion stuff.”... Aug 12, 2014

  “I knew about the abortion stuff. ” https://medium.

• 🐵❤️🐦, signed Koko. 🐵😭! Aug 12, 2014

  🐵❤️🐦, signed Koko. 🐵😭!

• you know what would have put that gorilla story over the... Aug 12, 2014
• How to Be Polite Aug 12, 2014

  How to Be Polite And why simple manners can transform your relationships The Good Boy, 1837 M ost people don’t notice I’m polite, which is sort of the point. I don’t look polite.

• Was out in Brooklyn and saw this, a valuable warning we... Aug 11, 2014

  Was out in Brooklyn and saw this, a valuable warning we would all do well to heed. https://twitter.

• “This weekend, the user or users have escalated to gory... Aug 11, 2014

  “This weekend, the user or users have escalated to gory images of bloody injuries emblazoned with the Jezebel logo. ” http://jezebel.

• They also Make who only stand and wait. Aug 10, 2014

  They also Make who only stand and wait.

• The thing to remember is that this was a motivational... Aug 10, 2014

  The thing to remember is that this was a motivational speech.

• Another amazing WordPerfect paragraph... Aug 10, 2014

  Another amazing WordPerfect paragraph http://www. wordplace.

• sorted by date modified bukk.it is the history of the... Aug 10, 2014

  @fchimero sorted by date modified bukk. it is the history of the internet http://bukk.

• A little note from WordPerfect, from the era before Chief... Aug 10, 2014

  A little note from WordPerfect, from the era before Chief Happiness Officers. http://www.

• gonna boot some fidonet nodes and hope for the best Aug 10, 2014
• A friend of mine worked at Commodore in the 90s and someone... Aug 10, 2014

  A friend of mine worked at Commodore in the 90s and someone brought up the Internet and someone else went, “But we have 4096 colors!

• 1991 was the year Microsoft showed WordArt at COMDEX and... Aug 10, 2014
• There just has always been so much more money in making the... Aug 10, 2014
• Man WordPerfect had half a billion in sales in 1991, when... Aug 10, 2014

  Man WordPerfect had half a billion in sales in 1991, when there were like 2,000 computers in the entire world.

• “I had a dream. In it I was in the reception area of our... Aug 10, 2014

  “I had a dream. In it I was in the reception area of our offices standing knee-deep in money.

• Also if you love stories of software development along... Aug 10, 2014

  Also if you love stories of software development along strict Mormon principles this book about WordPerfect is tops: http://www. wordplace.

• Correction: It was WordPerfect 5.1. I was actually thinking... Aug 10, 2014

  Correction: It was WordPerfect 5. 1.

• The cool thing about turning 40 is that my chance of being... Aug 10, 2014

  The cool thing about turning 40 is that my chance of being on a “50 under 50” list goes up 25 percent.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/498644267410391040/photo/1 Aug 10, 2014

  https://twitter.

• Oh wait http://sharkwithwheels.com was okay. Aug 10, 2014

  Oh wait http://sharkwithwheels. com was okay.

• God, I just realized I seriously dislike everything in... Aug 10, 2014

  God, I just realized I seriously dislike everything in online media right now. This is terrible.

• Correction: I'm pro The Awl. Aug 10, 2014

  Correction: I'm pro The Awl.

• Honestly, I'm not pro or con any media organization. I am... Aug 10, 2014

  Honestly, I'm not pro or con any media organization. I am pro people being paid for their creative work in profit-driven enterprises.

• You're all meh but BuzzFeed hires and pays tons of writers... Aug 10, 2014

  You're all meh but BuzzFeed hires and pays tons of writers and editors, while most other media startups could give a shit.

• “Today, I’m excited to announce that Andreessen Horowitz is... Aug 10, 2014

  “Today, I’m excited to announce that Andreessen Horowitz is investing $50 million in BuzzFeed. ” http://cdixon.

• “His body remained in the street for some time, guarded by... Aug 10, 2014

  “His body remained in the street for some time, guarded by the police, while neighbors gathered in the area. ” http://www.

• “I beg you to refuse to negotiate with Amazon, now or ever.... Aug 9, 2014

  “I beg you to refuse to negotiate with Amazon, now or ever. Don't do it!

• i've moved on why can't he this is awk —a gorilla Aug 9, 2014
• god how many videos must there be where a guy is reunited... Aug 9, 2014
• SCIENTISTS: We created the ultimate supercomputer. It took... Aug 9, 2014

  SCIENTISTS: We created the ultimate supercomputer. It took over the world.

• omg someone in this video just asked lamport if he'd spent... Aug 9, 2014
• Here is the point in the video where someone suggests... Aug 9, 2014

  Here is the point in the video where someone suggests specification by example and Lamport lays down the goddamn law: http://youtu. be/-4Yp3j_jk8Q?

• Old comp sci dudes are always like, "kids, everything is a... Aug 9, 2014

  Old comp sci dudes are always like, "kids, everything is a tradeoff and the ultimate reality is basically math + physics, so chill.

• Okay I'm going to watch this Leslie Lamport video to calm... Aug 9, 2014

  Okay I'm going to watch this Leslie Lamport video to calm down https://www. youtube.

• Why would the Times publish an interview between Friedman... Aug 9, 2014

  Why would the Times publish an interview between Friedman and Obama as an article with video? Why not just send it straight to PowerPoint?

• Christ and now the Times has Friedman interviewing Obama.... Aug 9, 2014

  Christ and now the Times has Friedman interviewing Obama. Video of it.

• To be fair, I respect Amazon for sticking to their guns and... Aug 9, 2014

  To be fair, I respect Amazon for sticking to their guns and spending only $9. 99 for a PR firm.

• Also my god if Amazon expected writers to be loyal and... Aug 9, 2014

  Also my god if Amazon expected writers to be loyal and supportive to them they truly have no understanding of the publishing industry.

• Help us gain power over everything ever! In return we'll... Aug 9, 2014

  Help us gain power over everything ever! In return we'll save you $8 a year on your James Patterson™-brand novel-like book products.

• Seriously figure your own shit out you spoiled billionaire... Aug 9, 2014

  Seriously figure your own shit out you spoiled billionaire babies.

• It is amazing how bad http://readersunited.com is. What is... Aug 9, 2014

  It is amazing how bad http://readersunited. com is.

• Brooklyn parent hobo sign. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Aug 9, 2014

  Brooklyn parent hobo sign. https://twitter.

• the burns are coming from inside the platform Aug 8, 2014
• “riveting. thank you” http://gawker.com/how-i-became-thousan... Aug 8, 2014

  “riveting. thank you” http://gawker.

• “The internet is filled with nerds desperate to 1)... Aug 8, 2014

  “The internet is filled with nerds desperate to 1) demonstrate love for science 2) display their superiority. ” http://gawker.

• hashtags are terrible Aug 8, 2014
• “I don't know the key to success.” —Bill Cosby #uninspired... Aug 8, 2014

  “I don't know the key to success. ” —Bill Cosby #uninspired http://www.

• “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny... Aug 8, 2014

  “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters.

• “We can't help everyone.” —Ronald Reagan... Aug 8, 2014

  “We can't help everyone. ” —Ronald Reagan http://www.

• “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said.” –Maya... Aug 8, 2014

  “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said. ” –Maya Angelou http://www.

• “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed.”... Aug 8, 2014

  “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed. ” —Mark Twain http://www.

• The first half of an inspirational quote is usually the... Aug 8, 2014

  The first half of an inspirational quote is usually the true part, and the second part is typically lame. “Life moves pretty fast.

• oh man this insane menu from a restaurant in Williamsburg... Aug 8, 2014

  oh man this insane menu from a restaurant in Williamsburg (feat. Halibut Cheeks) (via http://gawker.

• I mean, me too. It's fun. But they are headed into sleeping... Aug 6, 2014

  I mean, me too. It's fun.

• Pinterest is pushing to be a global player in community,... Aug 6, 2014

  Pinterest is pushing to be a global player in community, commerce, geo, and chat and everyone is like, lolpins.

• this is me every time i tweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Aug 6, 2014

  this is me every time i tweet https://twitter.

• it's not tasting 13 tequilas at 11am that does you in as... Aug 6, 2014
• I VAGUELY remember going over to @dietsch's place and... Aug 6, 2014

  I VAGUELY remember going over to @dietsch 's place and drinking 13 small margaritas so this article is surreal: http://www. seriouseats.

• “Tiny cartoon poops helped.” https://medium.com/matter/every... Aug 6, 2014

  “Tiny cartoon poops helped. ” https://medium.

• I saw one episode once it was cool Aug 5, 2014
• Does being 1/16th cool mean I can live on the cool people's... Aug 5, 2014

  Does being 1/16th cool mean I can live on the cool people's reservation? Duh, cool people never need reservations they just walk right in.

• If you're curious, that means that my... Aug 5, 2014

  If you're curious, that means that my great-great-grandmother was actually cool but she married a dweeb, probably because he had insurance.

• I always believed I was pure dweeb but I researched my... Aug 5, 2014

  I always believed I was pure dweeb but I researched my heritage and it turns out I am 1/16th cool.

• “We are among the tribe of the Wannabes: non-Native... Aug 5, 2014

  “We are among the tribe of the Wannabes: non-Native Americans who insist on claiming Indian heritage. ” http://blog.

• “By July, criminals were able to collect 4.5 billion... Aug 5, 2014

  “By July, criminals were able to collect 4. 5 billion records—each a username and password—though many overlapped.

• you might want to consider this app called "shut up, devil"... Aug 5, 2014

  you might want to consider this app called "shut up, devil" https://www. youtube.

• he reads all of your tweets Aug 5, 2014
• you know who never will block you on twitter is jesus, the... Aug 5, 2014
• “We are trying to revolutionize the pizza industry, not... Aug 5, 2014

  “We are trying to revolutionize the pizza industry, not sell chicken nuggets” http://valleywag. gawker.

• the summer jam of 2014 is you Aug 5, 2014
• “And frankly, aren't there more pressing issues in the face... Aug 5, 2014

  “And frankly, aren't there more pressing issues in the face of the spontaneous reunion of Pangaea? ” http://gawker.

• The future of yawnform journalism seems just fine. Aug 5, 2014

  The future of yawnform journalism seems just fine.

• “I admit that loving a cat is a lot less complicated than... Aug 5, 2014

  “I admit that loving a cat is a lot less complicated than loving a human being. ” http://opinionator.

• “Windows in gay bars were a luxury at best and a danger at... Aug 4, 2014

  “Windows in gay bars were a luxury at best and a danger at worst. ” http://grantland.

• For Delivery, an Order Aug 4, 2014
• this shit is so real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6WfKsx... Aug 4, 2014

  this shit is so real https://www. youtube.

• “Tayo the Little Bus” just introduced the concept of old... Aug 3, 2014

  “Tayo the Little Bus” just introduced the concept of old buses being scrapped, with memories extracted, wiped, and implanted in child buses.

• Next you'll start complaining about the plan to replace the... Aug 3, 2014

  @fchimero Next you'll start complaining about the plan to replace the American public education system with Katy Perry's Facebook page.

• TBH it just never occurred to us that anyone would want to... Aug 3, 2014

  @fchimero TBH it just never occurred to us that anyone would want to leave.

• don't hate the endgame hate the game Aug 3, 2014
• We bribed the building inspector so we wouldn't have to... Aug 3, 2014

  @fchimero We bribed the building inspector so we wouldn't have to build exits.

• In a meta way, that's capitalism. Aug 3, 2014

  @fchimero In a meta way, that's capitalism.

• Every platform gets the syndication format it deserves. Aug 3, 2014

  Every platform gets the syndication format it deserves.

• lol this is amazing, they really did it this time Aug 3, 2014
• ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh amazing but they're not really sharing... Aug 3, 2014
• does anyone know what's happening here? there are dozens... Aug 3, 2014

  does anyone know what's happening here? there are dozens the same below it.

• we're deploying a totally new web spider with a...different... Aug 2, 2014

  we're deploying a totally new web spider with a...

• “As we experienced the grandeur of the West, our hearts... Aug 1, 2014

  “As we experienced the grandeur of the West, our hearts went out to those millions in the world who suffer. ” @MittRomney /a-family-tradition-f18c5d60c0e3" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• If you need to cite that: “Summer Jam 1890–2014:... Aug 1, 2014
• american history in exactly one chart... Aug 1, 2014

  american history in exactly one chart https://books. google.

• In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an... Aug 1, 2014

  In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer jam.

• how will we survive this jamless summer Aug 1, 2014
• block it from hosts it's the only way to be sure Aug 1, 2014
• 'jopijop['asijp[aefgrwhip[]rwhiop[[ahiop[n Jul 31, 2014
• I truly respect Fallows, but is ANYONE surprised this... Jul 31, 2014

  @User_toey I truly respect Fallows, but is ANYONE surprised this particular ideological time bomb exploded?

• the real story isn't that i made up a bunch of shit, the... Jul 31, 2014
• “Yet I also think it important to explain my skepticism... Jul 31, 2014

  “Yet I also think it important to explain my skepticism when presented with such images. ” this is a failed human http://www.

• “Please do not call me reformed or redeemed, just call me... Jul 31, 2014

  “Please do not call me reformed or redeemed, just call me convicted or retired. ” http://nyv.

• “I loved doing crime.” http://nyv.me/l/4sQQ Jul 31, 2014

  “I loved doing crime. ” http://nyv.

• okay so last thing but dots is looking for a game designer... Jul 31, 2014
• ulgh it's PAINFUL Jul 31, 2014
• oh god don't search for the word "beautiful" on... Jul 31, 2014

  oh god don't search for the word "beautiful" on http://producthunt.

• I'm kind of bummed HIPAA Secure Backend As A Service didn't... Jul 31, 2014
• i.e. "Interior design as a service" instead of the old days... Jul 31, 2014

  i. e.

• "as a service" is a trippy producthunt search Jul 31, 2014
• speaking of samsung fridges @leed0 makes me think of this... Jul 31, 2014

  speaking of samsung fridges @leed0 makes me think of this wonderful video https://www. youtube.

• God the evil they could do if they put their mind to it. Jul 31, 2014

  God the evil they could do if they put their mind to it.

• I have to give it to them you just sit scrolling product... Jul 31, 2014

  I have to give it to them you just sit scrolling product descriptions until your head hurts from facepalms and then you see one and go HMM!

• I mean how does Rocket Internet even know where to start? Jul 31, 2014

  I mean how does Rocket Internet even know where to start?

• is there a way to bookmark the algolia search i want to... Jul 31, 2014
• argh you can't bookmark a search but there are 20... Jul 31, 2014
• here are 20 emoji-related products... Jul 31, 2014

  here are 20 emoji-related products http://www. producthunt.

• I am increasingly certain http://producthunt.com is a game... Jul 31, 2014

  I am increasingly certain http://producthunt. com is a game where you win prizes when you identify the computer-generated startup ideas.

• http://www.pressfriendly.com/p/best_reporter is a service... Jul 31, 2014

  http://www. pressfriendly.

• that's a good story but could you tell it to me as a series... Jul 31, 2014
• “I had a woman who yelled at me for not doing her jeans on... Jul 31, 2014

  “I had a woman who yelled at me for not doing her jeans on Christmas. ” http://www.

• the compensation is just bananas Jul 31, 2014
• What men think women do when alone [two women extend their... Jul 31, 2014
• When I first saw the paredit cheatsheet I thought it was... Jul 30, 2014

  When I first saw the paredit cheatsheet I thought it was insane, but now I look at it and I feel abiding respect. https://twitter.

• “The goal which all other goals serve is to make the site... Jul 30, 2014

  @ienjoy “The goal which all other goals serve is to make the site fully conscious and self-aware by 2051. ” http://www.

• it would be more accurate to say it's not public, because... Jul 30, 2014
• YOU ARE WELCOME Jul 30, 2014
• “Some people write mean-spirited content on the internet... Jul 30, 2014

  “Some people write mean-spirited content on the internet for pennies, to make their rich male bosses even richer. ” http://kfan.

• 2/ i call it a quiet tweetstorm Jul 30, 2014
• 1/ baby some nights i like to close the blinds and put on a... Jul 30, 2014
• i'm looking at it now, there's a big post on beige.... Jul 30, 2014

  @colinfitz i'm looking at it now, there's a big post on beige. fantastic.

• long low whistle Jul 30, 2014
• no that sounds amazing Jul 30, 2014
• Kevin Fanning answers questions about Kim Kardashian... Jul 30, 2014

  Kevin Fanning answers questions about Kim Kardashian http://kfan. tumblr.

• No one else would connect the worlds of adult babies,... Jul 30, 2014

  No one else would connect the worlds of adult babies, federal building codes, Pinterest, and Pomplamoose. UNTIL NOW.

• HELLO! Today, for Medium, I wrote about how YouTube showed... Jul 30, 2014

  HELLO! Today, for Medium, I wrote about how YouTube showed us THE AMERICAN ROOM.

• The American Room Jul 29, 2014

  The American Room Behind the nation’s closed doors, with YouTube. The first time I noticed the room was in the Numa Numa video of 2004, circulated pre-YouTube, in which a New Jersey man named Gary Brolsma danced in his chair to a Moldovan pop song called “Dragostea din tei.

• “This is bigger than one woman. This is the only way to use... Jul 29, 2014

  “This is bigger than one woman. This is the only way to use Twitter.

• “Most people don't need these comically large, oversized... Jul 29, 2014

  “Most people don't need these comically large, oversized novelty fridges. ” http://domesticity.

• remember when you could be all like "i like this song" and... Jul 28, 2014

  remember when you could be all like "i like this song" and people wouldn't go "then i guess you like child abuse and war crimes.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/ZXBQ Jul 28, 2014

  http://mlkshk.

• this does make it seems like more than serendipity that the... Jul 28, 2014
• a google search for "dirty dumper" is mostly diaper play... Jul 28, 2014
• Why did they put this name on a toy?... Jul 28, 2014

  Why did they put this name on a toy? https://twitter.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY Jul 28, 2014

  https://www. youtube.

• we don't comment on leak Jul 28, 2014
• “In response to the media furor, Layman this past week... Jul 28, 2014

  “In response to the media furor, Layman this past week posted a detailed timeline about lionfish research. ” http://www.

• The circle is complete. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/49... Jul 27, 2014

  The circle is complete. https://twitter.

• the whole legalize weed thing is just viral marketing for... Jul 26, 2014
• first u get them to legalize weed/&amp; they get the... Jul 26, 2014

  first u get them to legalize weed/&amp;amp; they get the munchies/&amp;amp; they visit your weird food vertical/&amp;amp; journalism's saved http://cooking. nytimes.

• time to erase a bunch of tweets and go to bed Jul 26, 2014
• I'm a narcissism of small differences guy myself and I know... Jul 26, 2014

  I'm a narcissism of small differences guy myself and I know it's dumb but I DESPISE those narcissism of medium-sized differences people.

• oh god Jul 26, 2014
• I mostly use Twitter to take snarky potshots at arrogant... Jul 26, 2014

  I mostly use Twitter to take snarky potshots at arrogant know-it-alls in media and technology.

• You read about how Benny Johnson tweeted against... Jul 26, 2014

  You read about how Benny Johnson tweeted against plagiarism, then was fired for plagiarism, and wonder, what am I protesting too much?

• If you want a site that will be visited by every journalist... Jul 26, 2014

  If you want a site that will be visited by every journalist many times per year just get http://IndustrySize. com and cite industry sizes.

• and then you're like, THROW IT AWAY IT'S A GARBAGE YACHT I... Jul 26, 2014
• can you imagine buying a superyacht for like $100 million... Jul 26, 2014

  can you imagine buying a superyacht for like $100 million and then you go to (yacht place?

• k k I'm putting my copy of Z magazine down and backing away... Jul 26, 2014
• POSTER: A kid is sitting on the lap of a guy in a green... Jul 26, 2014

  POSTER: A kid is sitting on the lap of a guy in a green Starbucks smock, asking, “Daddy, what did you do in the productivity revolution?

• even though like I am secretly and ashamedly fascinated by... Jul 26, 2014
• i'm left knowing that (1) a rich dude who may have been an... Jul 26, 2014
• too bad that article just parroted one dude (with pro-forma... Jul 26, 2014
• America must immediately expand its H1-B non-immigrant visa... Jul 26, 2014

  America must immediately expand its H1-B non-immigrant visa program or we will not remain competitive in superyachts.

• No number of deputy web editors can fix this. Jul 26, 2014

  No number of deputy web editors can fix this.

• “Look at all the jobs yachts make!” is what they are saying... Jul 26, 2014

  “Look at all the jobs yachts make! ” is what they are saying here in a big global newspaper called the New York Times.

• Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Keeeeeeeeeeeriiiiiisssst... Jul 26, 2014

  Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Keeeeeeeeeeeriiiiiisssst http://www. nytimes.

• A collection of theme park maps going back decades... Jul 26, 2014

  A collection of theme park maps going back decades http://www. themeparkbrochures.

• Sysadmin note: My server (Ftrain, Savepublishing) is down... Jul 25, 2014

  Sysadmin note: My server (Ftrain, Savepublishing) is down and I am on a crowded bus to Sesame Place with 30+ toddlers.

• “Nine are white women (and two of them are Tina Brown).”... Jul 24, 2014

  “Nine are white women (and two of them are Tina Brown). ” http://community.

• “And now, little CMS,” said the product manager to his... Jul 24, 2014

  “And now, little CMS,” said the product manager to his software, “it's time to add one final feature. You must learn to say goodbye.

• ♫Programmers in the room go, Can't be done! Can't be done!... Jul 24, 2014

  ♫Programmers in the room go, Can't be done! Can't be done!

• What do ideas guys do if an idea comes out wrong? Trick... Jul 24, 2014

  What do ideas guys do if an idea comes out wrong? Trick question!

• ♫The leader at the board goes, blah blah blah...♫ Jul 24, 2014

  ♫The leader at the board goes, blah blah blah...

• ... ♫The markers on the board go squeak squeak squeak, wish... Jul 24, 2014

  ... ♫The markers on the board go squeak squeak squeak, wish I worked from home.

• Let me ruin your next planning meeting: ♫The markers on the... Jul 24, 2014

  Let me ruin your next planning meeting: ♫The markers on the board go squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

• Right now, around America, ideas guys are already awake and... Jul 24, 2014

  Right now, around America, ideas guys are already awake and cooking up the day's first big batch of ideas.

• I believe humankind must voyage to outer space, if for no... Jul 23, 2014

  I believe humankind must voyage to outer space, if for no other reason than to find a truly distraction-free writing environment.

• when asked for their opinions slate commenters said that... Jul 23, 2014
• he wrote me a nice very up-front email telling me i... Jul 23, 2014
• actually he's a super sharp editor who communicates clearly... Jul 23, 2014
• i only retweeted that because @dankois is the worst Jul 23, 2014
• “Lately, she has emerged as the unofficial 'emoji... Jul 23, 2014

  “Lately, she has emerged as the unofficial 'emoji consultant' to the Clinton campaign.

• https://vine.co/v/MTw2W1JXYuj Jul 23, 2014

  https://vine.

• consumed by rage he grabbed the web browser his eyes... Jul 23, 2014

  consumed by rage he grabbed the web browser his eyes blazing and screamed JUST... STOP...

• i wish Twitter had an option to mute yourself. Jul 23, 2014

  i wish Twitter had an option to mute yourself.

• ain't no machine like a party machine because a party... Jul 23, 2014
• I am calling for a commission to investigate who keeps... Jul 23, 2014

  I am calling for a commission to investigate who keeps eating the M&amp;amp;Ms. [Months later.

• The NYTimes can drive you crazy but what newspaper does... Jul 23, 2014

  The NYTimes can drive you crazy but what newspaper does better rogues galleries? http://www.

• “The first person on the list I was given was George Takei... Jul 22, 2014

  “The first person on the list I was given was George Takei (rolling my eyes. )” http://williamshatner.

• Judging by my own behavior, most of the time optimization... Jul 22, 2014

  Judging by my own behavior, most of the time optimization is just a form of procrastination.

• “Review: ‘This is like Lay’s with straight-on gummy bear.... Jul 22, 2014

  “Review: ‘This is like Lay’s with straight-on gummy bear. And salt.

• “She added that the word ‘poverty’ introduces a moralizing... Jul 22, 2014

  “She added that the word ‘poverty’ introduces a moralizing element. ” http://op-talk.

• A Publishing Tycoon game would do well because people love... Jul 22, 2014

  A Publishing Tycoon game would do well because people love historical settings.

• The SimEditor game is cool tho you just kick back with... Jul 22, 2014

  The SimEditor game is cool tho you just kick back with champagne and gain points by suppressing the genius of deserving young writers.

• Is there even a SimWriter? Turn 1 YOUR PITCH WAS IGNORED... Jul 22, 2014

  Is there even a SimWriter?

• The best part of Neil Degrasse-Tyson: Astronomy Game is... Jul 22, 2014

  The best part of Neil Degrasse-Tyson: Astronomy Game is when you write your thesis on the abundance distribution of the Galactic bulge.

• Brace yourself for a tidal wave of celebrity-specific sim... Jul 22, 2014

  Brace yourself for a tidal wave of celebrity-specific sim games, culminating in the IPO of a company that makes a celebrity-sim platform.

• i may have lost my job and my dignity and my home but am i... Jul 22, 2014
• http://gawker.com/1-1608932402?invitelink Jul 22, 2014

  @leahfinnegan http://gawker. com/1-1608932402?

• now let's talk about not wearing shoes in the office Jul 22, 2014
• Netanyahu just accused Palestine of abusing dead privilege. Jul 22, 2014

  Netanyahu just accused Palestine of abusing dead privilege.

• Benjamin Netanyahu: “They use telegenically dead... Jul 22, 2014

  Benjamin Netanyahu: “They use telegenically dead Palestinians for their cause.

• “We want people to document their buildings, past and... Jul 21, 2014

  “We want people to document their buildings, past and present. ” https://medium.

• http://disputations.gawker.com/finn-do-you-think-its-embarra... Jul 21, 2014

  @finn http://disputations. gawker.

• “But it _shouldn't_ cost a thing to borrow a book, Amazon,... Jul 21, 2014

  “But it _shouldn't_ cost a thing to borrow a book, Amazon, you foul, horrible, profiteering enemies of civilization. ” http://www.

• If I told you that elderly nuns were evicted from Brooklyn... Jul 21, 2014

  If I told you that elderly nuns were evicted from Brooklyn so that they could put in a Panera you'd just skip to the crossword.

• There is nothing that NYC real estate can't corrupt. It's... Jul 21, 2014

  There is nothing that NYC real estate can't corrupt. It's the most amazing criminalizing force I know of.

• “The city approved a developer’s controversial plans for a... Jul 21, 2014

  “The city approved a developer’s controversial plans for a ‘poor door’ on the Upper West Side, The Post has learned. ” http://nypost.

• Now that software ate the world it could stand to lose a... Jul 21, 2014

  Now that software ate the world it could stand to lose a few.

• Come in to my tiny house and live here! Build new houses on... Jul 21, 2014

  Come in to my tiny house and live here! Build new houses on top of it!

• Look I built a tiny house on top of this ant farm. Jul 21, 2014

  Look I built a tiny house on top of this ant farm.

• Then again the TCP/IP book is 900 pages long. Jul 21, 2014

  Then again the TCP/IP book is 900 pages long.

• Seriously, everyone is like “an ecosystem of frameworks as... Jul 21, 2014

  Seriously, everyone is like “an ecosystem of frameworks as a platform as a service,” but the fundamental problem is this is a NIGHT-MARE.

• “An event-loop-driven widget might have external DOM events... Jul 21, 2014

  “An event-loop-driven widget might have external DOM events feeding into it. One example is a ‘close’ button.

• I wrote a 1000-word widget coding standards guide for a... Jul 21, 2014

  I wrote a 1000-word widget coding standards guide for a personal, one-person coding project because front-end web programming is impossible.

• Lookin good @dphiffer! Jul 21, 2014

  Lookin good @dphiffer !

• the question is which cms best busts ghosts Jul 20, 2014
• dan ackroyd sells goblin skull vodka and believes in wizards Jul 20, 2014
• that was a hilarious joke in a movie about people who fight... Jul 20, 2014
• Everyone wins. Jul 20, 2014

  Everyone wins.

• Only one 1 in 10,000 write for a living, and when you read... Jul 20, 2014

  Only one 1 in 10,000 write for a living, and when you read on the web you come to see writers as insufferable self-absorbed prince[ss]lings.

• Only one in a thousand comment, but when you write on the... Jul 20, 2014

  Only one in a thousand comment, but when you write on the web you come to see humanity as a shambling battalion of Zombie grammarians.

• “This article neglects to list all of the substances that... Jul 20, 2014

  “This article neglects to list all of the substances that comprise the Android phone with their atomic weight.

• “You might want to add that—” wrote an Internet commenter,... Jul 20, 2014

  “You might want to add that—” wrote an Internet commenter, proceeding then to enumerate that which no one would ever wish to add.

• ironic twitter use is the ultimate #dadhacks Jul 19, 2014
• i suppress all emotions #dadhacks Jul 19, 2014
• On Twitter when you make jokes SERIOUS MEN show up and go... Jul 19, 2014

  On Twitter when you make jokes SERIOUS MEN show up and go “aaaactually, rabbis would never be in a bar on a Saturday.

• #mixblessed Jul 19, 2014
• My son just shit the curtains. Jul 19, 2014

  My son just shit the curtains.

• Shitty artists steal too. Jul 19, 2014

  Shitty artists steal too.

• C u all at HOPE tomorrow. Jul 18, 2014

  C u all at HOPE tomorrow.

• When I am knee-deep in project mess this is what everything... Jul 18, 2014

  When I am knee-deep in project mess this is what everything I read looks like: https://twitter.

• “The rebels _do _have the weapons to take down an airliner... Jul 17, 2014

  “The rebels _do _have the weapons to take down an airliner like MH17. We know because they told us.

• “I still want to know, what exactly is Bitcoin?” Pitbull... Jul 17, 2014

  “I still want to know, what exactly is Bitcoin? ” Pitbull says.

• “Gazans may have no way out of Gaza, but at this point,... Jul 17, 2014

  “Gazans may have no way out of Gaza, but at this point, Mohyeldin seems to have no way back in. ” https://firstlook.

• “If you think Java is dead, then clearly you haven’t been... Jul 17, 2014

  “If you think Java is dead, then clearly you haven’t been paying attention. ” http://redmonk.

• but did the curtains match the drapes Jul 17, 2014
• “He once shaved the initials of several of his portfolio... Jul 17, 2014

  “He once shaved the initials of several of his portfolio companies into his hair. ” http://www.

• Just posted a video http://instagram.com/p/qh6qaij5IP/ Jul 17, 2014

  Just posted a video http://instagram.

• “Her words received a loud cheer from the congregation.”... Jul 17, 2014

  “Her words received a loud cheer from the congregation. ” http://www.

• “‘God forbid if anything should happen to our great mayor,... Jul 17, 2014

  “‘God forbid if anything should happen to our great mayor, the next mayor of New York will be Letitia James. ’” http://www.

• This article about the end of At the Movies is truly solid:... Jul 17, 2014

  This article about the end of At the Movies is truly solid: http://www. avclub.

• “The producers of Ebert Presents told me that it was best I... Jul 17, 2014

  “The producers of Ebert Presents told me that it was best I not know, so I’d never have to lie about it. ” http://www.

• missed connection: you were wearing an uber t-shirt and i'm... Jul 16, 2014
• web 2004: &lt;textarea&gt;/web 2014: set of un-debuggable... Jul 16, 2014
• just realized i have been working on the same textbox for... Jul 16, 2014
• “I could tell you that I still remember the playground... Jul 16, 2014

  “I could tell you that I still remember the playground swing I sat on when I heard that Chewbacca had died. ” http://the-toast.

• It sees you. Jul 16, 2014

  @rustyk5 It sees you.

• “If Murdoch gets Time Warner, it might as well be the... Jul 16, 2014

  “If Murdoch gets Time Warner, it might as well be the Silver Surfer. ” http://www.

• I'm taking this as a sign. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Jul 16, 2014

  I'm taking this as a sign. https://twitter.

• never forget http://web.archive.org/web/20070202012139/http:... Jul 16, 2014

  never forget http://web. archive.

• not like a typical bachelor apartment with a smelly dog and... Jul 16, 2014
• it was a typical bachelor apartment with a throne Jul 16, 2014
• “For just a few thousand dollars more, you can hire someone... Jul 16, 2014

  “For just a few thousand dollars more, you can hire someone else to do all the heavy lifting and then some. ” http://www.

• “My husband had the ideal bachelor set up,” Mrs. Foster... Jul 16, 2014

  “My husband had the ideal bachelor set up,” Mrs. Foster said.

• “The girl was underground in the pipe for about 200 yards... Jul 16, 2014

  “The girl was underground in the pipe for about 200 yards before emerging into Little Mahanoy Creek. ” http://www.

• And looking back for all those years, I was only trolling... Jul 16, 2014

  And looking back for all those years, I was only trolling myself.

• Sooner or later people bring lawn chairs to everything. Jul 16, 2014

  Sooner or later people bring lawn chairs to everything.

• “When the bombs find their targets, Mr. Krak reported,... Jul 16, 2014

  “When the bombs find their targets, Mr. Krak reported, ‘cheers break out on the hill, followed by solid applause.

• “The loss of status is a sad thing, because technology is... Jul 16, 2014

  “The loss of status is a sad thing, because technology is _our_ home turf. ” http://michaelochurch.

• I mean, criticize megacorporations all you want, but never... Jul 15, 2014

  I mean, criticize megacorporations all you want, but never forget how much kids need oligopolies to look up to and admire.

• “How about we just constantly fuck with the Gmail compose... Jul 15, 2014

  “How about we just constantly fuck with the Gmail compose window and make it smaller and less usable every 3 weeks? ” https://medium.

• “The Internet implodes in the biggest conspiracy theory... Jul 15, 2014

  “The Internet implodes in the biggest conspiracy theory ever. ” https://medium.

• I played the song “Boogie Shoes” for my toddlers and now my... Jul 15, 2014

  I played the song “Boogie Shoes” for my toddlers and now my daughter is having a tantrum because she doesn't have boogie shoes.

• Manhattan is Satan's taint. Jul 15, 2014

  Manhattan is Satan's taint.

• “By the time she left 15 minutes later, the guests seemed... Jul 15, 2014

  “By the time she left 15 minutes later, the guests seemed to have forgotten she wasn’t one of them. ” http://nymag.

• “I hope this tape gets played in front of Congress. ”... Jul 15, 2014

  “I hope this tape gets played in front of Congress. ” http://www.

• the longest form Jul 14, 2014
• http://dubblebaby.blogspot.com/ Jul 14, 2014

  http://dubblebaby. blogspot.

• It was a good run and there's no reason to feel bad. It's... Jul 14, 2014

  It was a good run and there's no reason to feel bad. It's just a good time to draw that line and move on.

• Everyone I think we need to stop with “What we talk about... Jul 14, 2014

  Everyone I think we need to stop with “What we talk about when we talk about” heds unless Gordon Lish is doing the editing.

• “A problem with much statistical analysis is ignoring the... Jul 14, 2014

  “A problem with much statistical analysis is ignoring the fact that humans, umm, react to things around them. ” https://medium.

• Yeah screw it use “plinth” Jul 14, 2014
• WHAT HAVE YOU DONE https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4887289... Jul 14, 2014

  @riobdubbn WHAT HAVE YOU DONE https://twitter.

• My brain actually said, “let's put those words in a... Jul 14, 2014

  My brain actually said, “let's put those words in a sequence. ” And I was like, no, brain, that's ridiculous.

• “The developer raises up the great sword of technology and... Jul 14, 2014

  “The developer raises up the great sword of technology and brings it down upon the plinth of culture. ” https://medium.

• Here's something I wrote about the software we collectively... Jul 14, 2014

  Here's something I wrote about the software we collectively write over and over and over. https://medium.

• gross http://gawker.com/why-are-your-favorite-buzzfeed-posts... Jul 14, 2014

  gross http://gawker.

• “There were so many women, some with the same first name,... Jul 14, 2014

  “There were so many women, some with the same first name, that they had to be distinguished by profession or city. ” http://nypost.

• Talking about personal productivity software is the fastest... Jul 13, 2014

  Talking about personal productivity software is the fastest way I know of to achieve friendships zero.

• Why would, I mean, the thing—okay. The real problem is,... Jul 13, 2014

  Why would, I mean, the thing—okay. The real problem is, that.

• here is an article in the times about how it's okay to be... Jul 13, 2014

  here is an article in the times about how it's okay to be friends with your building super http://www. nytimes.

• great voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdbgvspYyeM&feat... Jul 13, 2014

  great voice https://www. youtube.

• “By 4 p.m., that train had turned around and was passing... Jul 13, 2014

  “By 4 p. m.

• I dislike all games. Jul 13, 2014

  @mallelis @eaton @evgenymorozov @darth @hhavrilesky I dislike all games.

• Doomed to Repeat It Jul 13, 2014

  Doomed to Repeat It Learning from the things we make over and over ThisNerd Merit Badge #2: Inbox Zero, as sold at http://www. nerdmeritbadges.

• “Nadella is a repeat befuddler.”... Jul 13, 2014

  “Nadella is a repeat befuddler. ” http://www.

• “‘Otherwise you’re going to get the run-of-the-mill high... Jul 13, 2014

  “‘Otherwise you’re going to get the run-of-the-mill high end with no sense of authenticity or true luxury. ’” http://www.

• Everything else ever written about business in any... Jul 12, 2014

  Everything else ever written about business in any publication is pretty much garbage in comparison, sadly.

• B. Gates is right, John Brooks was the best business... Jul 12, 2014

  B. Gates is right, John Brooks was the best business writer.

• Here is a pro-circumcision song to the tune of Royals you... Jul 11, 2014

  Here is a pro-circumcision song to the tune of Royals you will never guess what word they use instead of Royals https://www. youtube.

• Your tentacle erotica is cool with @page88... Jul 11, 2014

  Your tentacle erotica is cool with @page88 https://medium.

• Some time tonight a very special dad is going to get a very... Jul 10, 2014

  @rustyk5 Some time tonight a very special dad is going to get a very special visit from the screaming mystery pig.

• Etti-cat https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/48739345061537792... Jul 10, 2014

  Etti-cat https://twitter.

• in my defense i have dysthymopia, which is a condition... Jul 10, 2014
• i do recycle though, the larger point being you should have... Jul 10, 2014
• i would never self plagiarize Jul 10, 2014
• not really self-plagiarized btw, but just re-used, i would... Jul 10, 2014
• i just want to document that so that when... Jul 10, 2014

  i just want to document that so that when self-plagiarismbot comes online in 2030 i am not vaporized by kontent kops.

• The broad idea that NYC is a place where someone always... Jul 10, 2014

  The broad idea that NYC is a place where someone always wants to be where you are is self-plagiarized from the fwd to a Morning News ebook.

• “I for one have no egrets.” http://www.slate.com/articles/ar... Jul 10, 2014

  “I for one have no egrets. ” http://www.

• “We'll be your best homo buddy all day long (rates below).”... Jul 10, 2014

  “We'll be your best homo buddy all day long (rates below). ” http://www.

• “I’m tired of making rich, white dudes seem more thoughtful... Jul 10, 2014

  “I’m tired of making rich, white dudes seem more thoughtful than they are. ” @amywestervelt /content-used-to-be-king-now-its-the-joker-d40703c18c73" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Do people not know about the Secret Today in Tabs? Jul 10, 2014

  Do people not know about the Secret Today in Tabs?

• cool tweet powerful arc Jul 10, 2014
• “In five years, I haven't received a single email from an... Jul 10, 2014

  “In five years, I haven't received a single email from an investor or potential acquirer. ” https://blog.

• Aaaanyway don't worry even if you DID staff up assuming... Jul 9, 2014
• uhhh god I was saving this but supply-side native PLATFORM Jul 9, 2014
• shit seriously if it's native we're kind of at the bottom... Jul 9, 2014

  shit seriously if it's native we're kind of at the bottom of the well here i dunno splash pages? can we bring back web splash pages?

• Soon: “JESUS CHRIST WE NEED SOMETHING AFTER NATIVE. WHAT DO... Jul 9, 2014

  Soon: “JESUS CHRIST WE NEED SOMETHING AFTER NATIVE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

• Half my content is wasted, I just don't know which half. Jul 9, 2014

  Half my content is wasted, I just don't know which half.

• Asking readers which advertising they like best is like... Jul 9, 2014

  Asking readers which advertising they like best is like asking prisoners for their favorite means of execution.

• “It gets worse. When readers do know what ‘sponsored’... Jul 9, 2014

  “It gets worse. When readers do know what ‘sponsored’ means, they still feel deceived.

• A Delightful and Curious Book About Borders, Boundaries, Fences, and Lines Jul 9, 2014
• Putting on my marketing horns for a moment, I would propose... Jul 9, 2014

  Putting on my marketing horns for a moment, I would propose StiffDiff.

• Our broken, shameful legal system aside, the question I... Jul 9, 2014

  Our broken, shameful legal system aside, the question I have is, if there IS forensic genital-comparison software, what is it called?

• This is a totally serious question: Is there actually... Jul 9, 2014

  This is a totally serious question: Is there actually forensic penis-comparison software?

• [The detective] will “use special software to compare... Jul 9, 2014

  [The detective] will “use special software to compare pictures of this penis to this [penis. " http://m.

• “Is data journalism in crisis (already)?”... Jul 9, 2014

  “Is data journalism in crisis (already)? ” http://www.

• not okay glass Jul 9, 2014
• “It is wonderful to reflect on all the advice and direction... Jul 9, 2014

  @rustyk5 “It is wonderful to reflect on all the advice and direction you shared in our short time on Glass.

• http://forresthayesmemorial.wordpress.com/ Jul 9, 2014

  @rustyk5 http://forresthayesmemorial. wordpress.

• If you ever get asked “do you want to work on a... Jul 9, 2014

  If you ever get asked “do you want to work on a company-wide identity system? ” cut off your hands, hold up the stumps, and shake your head.

• I met someone once at a giant media company working on a... Jul 9, 2014

  I met someone once at a giant media company working on a company-wide single-sign on framework and it was her fifth year on that project.

• Maybe Adobe will be oh hold on crash report Jul 9, 2014
• Every giant company decides that single sign-on is a good... Jul 9, 2014

  Every giant company decides that single sign-on is a good idea and every one of them fucks it up completely.

• no no you log in with the ID you set up in 2004 for... Jul 9, 2014
• I STILLl have no idea how to log on to Flickr with a Yahoo... Jul 9, 2014

  I STILLl have no idea how to log on to Flickr with a Yahoo ID. Luckily, Adobe—huh.

• “We are retiring Typekit logins and exclusively using Adobe... Jul 9, 2014

  “We are retiring Typekit logins and exclusively using Adobe IDs for logging in to Typekit. ” The other cap drops, finally.

• I'm surprised that Facebook ran an experiment to... Jul 8, 2014

  I'm surprised that Facebook ran an experiment to scientifically determine the most delicious part of a baby.

• God if only Peter Capaldi could announce this game. Jul 8, 2014

  God if only Peter Capaldi could announce this game.

• History shows us that the only solution is to clone the... Jul 8, 2014

  History shows us that the only solution is to clone the German team and raise the boys in Rio.

• here is a useful chart of spaghetti over... Jul 8, 2014

  here is a useful chart of spaghetti over time http://www. nytimes.

• “‘First step to #unlearn is to be #confused.’”... Jul 8, 2014

  “‘First step to #unlearn is to be #confused . ’” http://chronicle.

• can't Jul 7, 2014
• still trying Jul 7, 2014
• trying Jul 7, 2014
• “‘Ain't It Fun’ also, quite crucially, has a choir.”... Jul 7, 2014

  “‘Ain't It Fun’ also, quite crucially, has a choir. ” HMMMmmmmmmMMmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm http://theconcourse.

• http://youtu.be/z4-Lra7TaeE?t=1m20s Jul 7, 2014

  http://youtu. be/z4-Lra7TaeE?

• new christine and the queens thank god... Jul 7, 2014

  new christine and the queens thank god https://www. youtube.

• “Tech companies: More like this, please.”... Jul 7, 2014

  “Tech companies: More like this, please. ” @shazow /urllib3-stripe-and-open-source-grants-edb9c0e46e82" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• nah rusty it's legit it's for a special kinja about... Jul 7, 2014
• As I discussed SEO strategies with my podiatrist all I... Jul 7, 2014

  As I discussed SEO strategies with my podiatrist all I could think was, “The Internet ruined this, too.

• One day I met a social media guru. “I will always favorite... Jul 7, 2014

  One day I met a social media guru. “I will always favorite you,” she said, “but the retweet must come from within.

• To grow as a person you must acknowledge that deep within... Jul 7, 2014

  To grow as a person you must acknowledge that deep within you, in your most secret self, there's a tiny inner brand yearning for engagement.

• C O N T E N T Jul 7, 2014
• Dancing on them [MySQL] tables ain't got no cares, no... Jul 7, 2014

  Dancing on them [MySQL] tables ain't got no cares, no sorrows...

• don't you wish your cms/had apps like these Jul 7, 2014
• envy as a service Jul 7, 2014
• niiice Jul 7, 2014
• I would throw out paperware. Jul 7, 2014

  I would throw out paperware.

• Overshareware, hankerware, velvetropeware, pedestalware,... Jul 7, 2014
• If vaporware is software that doesn't exist, what is... Jul 7, 2014

  If vaporware is software that doesn't exist, what is software that is lovingly described but closed to the public, like the NYTimes's Scoop?

• “No one has ever stopped buying a piece of chocolate... Jul 7, 2014

  “No one has ever stopped buying a piece of chocolate because of their inability to customize it on a cloud. ” http://www.

• Here have some future http://songza.com/listen/songs-from-ap... Jul 7, 2014

  Here have some future http://songza.

• “‘It is not good to have too much democracy,’ he said.”... Jul 7, 2014

  “‘It is not good to have too much democracy,’ he said. ” http://www.

• You know what's fun to say with a Scottish accent? “Gödel,... Jul 6, 2014

  You know what's fun to say with a Scottish accent? “Gödel, Escher, Bach.

• I woke up this morning and began to use the shadow DOM... Jul 6, 2014

  I woke up this morning and began to use the shadow DOM instead of the real DOM, so by tradition there will be six more weeks of cybersummer.

• u can crash with me although apparently i scream the entire... Jul 5, 2014
• These size-42 Wranglers are coming right back on, Frank. Jul 5, 2014

  @fchimero @aworkinglibrary These size-42 Wranglers are coming right back on, Frank.

• First of all if you went on a date with a guy who listed... Jul 5, 2014

  First of all if you went on a date with a guy who listed Alice Munro as his favorite author how would you know it was was a date?

• Shit Frank if you liked Lilith's Brood then I'd drop my... Jul 5, 2014

  @fchimero Shit Frank if you liked Lilith's Brood then I'd drop my pants for you, too.

• “Hello ladies I like perfectly structured narratives about... Jul 5, 2014

  “Hello ladies I like perfectly structured narratives about recent divorcees in Ontario and hate fun stories about wizards.

• God help the poor bastard who puts Mavis Gallant. Jul 5, 2014

  God help the poor bastard who puts Mavis Gallant.

• I mean statistically my god go with Harry Potter, don't be... Jul 5, 2014

  I mean statistically my god go with Harry Potter, don't be insane.

• I love that article because a lonely dude might actually... Jul 5, 2014

  I love that article because a lonely dude might actually read some Alice Munro to improve his chance of scoring.

• “‘If you say Alice Munro I am going to marry you and have... Jul 5, 2014

  “‘If you say Alice Munro I am going to marry you and have all of your children. ’” http://www.

• “‘One Hundred Years of Doing It, amiright?’”... Jul 5, 2014

  “‘One Hundred Years of Doing It, amiright? ’” http://www.

• Spoiler: Baby pigs being small is not good news. Jul 5, 2014

  Spoiler: Baby pigs being small is not good news.

• “‘The good news, if there is any in this,’ he said, ‘is... Jul 5, 2014

  “‘The good news, if there is any in this,’ he said, ‘is that baby pigs are very small. ’” http://www.

• NEVER FORGET http://americawestandasone.com/video/ Jul 4, 2014

  NEVER FORGET http://americawestandasone.

• Poets: They're Just Like Us Jul 4, 2014
• Charles Simic: “I haven’t done a thing in three weeks... Jul 4, 2014

  Charles Simic: “I haven’t done a thing in three weeks except watch soccer. ” http://www.

• There is no Spotify search greater than “12" version.” It's... Jul 4, 2014

  There is no Spotify search greater than “12" version. ” It's the one time when “popularity” works.

• extreme tweetrisks illustrated, by @page88... Jul 3, 2014

  extreme tweetrisks illustrated, by @page88 https://medium.

• There's nothing more terrifying, per @goldman, than the... Jul 3, 2014

  There's nothing more terrifying, per @goldman , than the thought of God's voice saying, “Thank you for being part of our incredible journey.

• I'm not complaining about the weather I'm just saying that... Jul 3, 2014

  I'm not complaining about the weather I'm just saying that some things need to stop tilting on their axes all the time.

• In conclusion, outside needs to understand the pain and... Jul 3, 2014

  In conclusion, outside needs to understand the pain and suffering it has caused.

• We need to talk about outside. Jul 3, 2014

  We need to talk about outside.

• Can we talk about outside? Jul 3, 2014

  Can we talk about outside?

• If there is one thing movies taught me it's that government... Jul 3, 2014

  If there is one thing movies taught me it's that government tracking programs only exist to identify psychokinetic ninja tweens.

• I hate the way the NSA makes up categories of people to... Jul 3, 2014

  I hate the way the NSA makes up categories of people to track but also wonder if they have the technology to identify true wizards.

• Note to a reallllly specific kind of knob-twiddling nerd... Jul 2, 2014

  Note to a reallllly specific kind of knob-twiddling nerd snob: The new Deadmau5 album is like µ-Ziq's "Lunatic Harness" in good ways.

• Oh wow I totally forgot that movie. I mean it's a mix of... Jul 2, 2014

  @jakelodwick Oh wow I totally forgot that movie. I mean it's a mix of websites, sci-fi stories, "The Wind Up Girl," Day After Tomorrow, etc.

• “*There are a few annoying cases (as seen on... Jul 2, 2014

  “*There are a few annoying cases (as seen on http://paulford. kinja.

• “‘I think he likes attention a lot more than money.’”... Jul 2, 2014

  “‘I think he likes attention a lot more than money. ’” http://www.

• I'm still not finished with this article but I am listening... Jul 2, 2014

  I'm still not finished with this article but I am listening to Cameo.

• “The American dream is over.” —The New York Times... Jul 1, 2014

  “The American dream is over. ” —The New York Times http://www.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/484048605091995648/photo/1 Jul 1, 2014

  https://twitter.

• He's a bot. Jul 1, 2014

  He's a bot.

• “Hacker News is one of my favorite sources of pointers to... Jul 1, 2014

  “Hacker News is one of my favorite sources of pointers to hackers and their hacks! ” —Satya Nadella, Microsoft CEO, at http://YCombinator.

• “Mr. Diller would like to schedule a meeting with you.... Jul 1, 2014

  “Mr. Diller would like to schedule a meeting with you.

• Rough performance review right there from Tinder. Jul 1, 2014

  Rough performance review right there from Tinder.

• “When she eventually asked him what was wrong, Mr. Mateen... Jul 1, 2014

  “When she eventually asked him what was wrong, Mr. Mateen responded: ‘You’re a whore.

• What if you could use BOTH data AND instinctual creative... Jul 1, 2014

  What if you could use BOTH data AND instinctual creative problem-solving to understand and accomplish things? With modernity, YOU CAN!

• Yeah I never got into it, it's just more TV. But I... Jul 1, 2014

  @rustyk5 Yeah I never got into it, it's just more TV. But I basically have only been watching The Thick of It for the swearing.

• “He insisted, though, and the line is now, ‘That’s as bad... Jul 1, 2014

  “He insisted, though, and the line is now, ‘That’s as bad as 10 adult circumcisions in a row. ’” http://qz.

• “The subjects in the study still, to this day, have not... Jun 30, 2014

  “The subjects in the study still, to this day, have not been informed that they were in the study. ” http://www.

• I've written an extension that cuts off Twitter access when... Jun 30, 2014
• Some boogling shows that “dumbest X of history” is a... Jun 30, 2014

  Some boogling shows that “dumbest X of history” is a seriously untapped list-driven vertical. Boogling is when you google with bourbon.

• “The salsa's slogan was ‘*Deport Bad Taste*.’”... Jun 30, 2014

  “The salsa's slogan was ‘*Deport Bad Taste*. ’” http://en.

• “On August 2, 2006 the House cafeteria menus were silently... Jun 30, 2014

  “On August 2, 2006 the House cafeteria menus were silently changed back without any announcement. ” http://en.

• Freedom fries was a real thing that happened. Jun 30, 2014

  Freedom fries was a real thing that happened.

• Halo 29 Jun 30, 2014
• This afternoon a hate-shaped hole appeared in my email... Jun 30, 2014
• Imagine the postcards. Jun 30, 2014

  Imagine the postcards.

• Once the occupation is over I think the only moral thing... Jun 30, 2014

  Once the occupation is over I think the only moral thing the United States can do is make the uterus the 51st state.

• The good news is that our bosses will still have access to... Jun 30, 2014

  The good news is that our bosses will still have access to contraception.

• “Although he saved Arliss from a she-bear, we've decided to... Jun 30, 2014

  “Although he saved Arliss from a she-bear, we've decided to bid Old Yeller farewell in order to focus development efforts on his puppies.

• “We will shut down Orkut on September 30, 2014.”... Jun 30, 2014

  “We will shut down Orkut on September 30, 2014. ” http://en.

• “Today, Mr. DeVoto owns most of what used to be Coney... Jun 30, 2014

  “Today, Mr. DeVoto owns most of what used to be Coney Island.

• “Which means that Mermaid Flotilla might be the first... Jun 30, 2014

  “Which means that Mermaid Flotilla might be the first farm-to-table-to-farm restaurant in history. ” https://medium.

• I put together a scrapbook of scenes from New York City... Jun 30, 2014

  I put together a scrapbook of scenes from New York City after global warming: https://medium.

• Oh man I have a lot of work to do I should see if I can... Jun 30, 2014

  Oh man I have a lot of work to do I should see if I can emulate NeXTSTEP.

• How weird is it that They Live is the most prophetic film... Jun 30, 2014

  How weird is it that They Live is the most prophetic film of our time?

• Is anyone else getting the Facebook where everyone's face... Jun 30, 2014

  Is anyone else getting the Facebook where everyone's face is replaced by a fanged worm and the Poke button is just a pic of Dick Cheney?

• lol Jun 29, 2014
• 00001/massive tweetstorm comin Jun 29, 2014
• Guys in 40 years someone will remake Mad Men about product... Jun 29, 2014

  Guys in 40 years someone will remake Mad Men about product managers at Facebook.

• New York City After Global Warming Jun 29, 2014

  New York City After Global Warming A scrapbook From some movie (possibly A. I.?

• Why isn't “Network” on Netflix? Jun 29, 2014

  Why isn't “Network” on Netflix?

• I say this as a person who thinks Facebook is insane and... Jun 29, 2014

  I say this as a person who thinks Facebook is insane and who got weirdly and awkwardly not paid money by Facebook for something once.

• Every single person who is complaining about Facebook... Jun 29, 2014

  Every single person who is complaining about Facebook manipulating us has seen Mad Men.

• The entire brand/advertising industry openly and actively... Jun 29, 2014

  The entire brand/advertising industry openly and actively seeks to manipulate your emotions using weird caveperson science.

• What evil spirit congered up that terrible joke? Jun 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 What evil spirit congered up that terrible joke?

• God imagine how great life would be if web standards had to... Jun 28, 2014

  God imagine how great life would be if web standards had to be submitted in this format: http://web. mit.

• Even when OAuth works it's still OAuth. Jun 28, 2014

  Even when OAuth works it's still OAuth.

• I'm kind of looking forward to the Internet panic that will... Jun 28, 2014

  I'm kind of looking forward to the Internet panic that will ensue in 2017, when Buffy the Vampire Slayer turns 20.

• “Laughing people clambering into the back seat of a mock-up... Jun 28, 2014

  “Laughing people clambering into the back seat of a mock-up of the open-topped car in which the aristocrats died. ” http://www.

• still impressive! Jun 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 @mattbuchanan still impressive!

• the print @mattbuchanan or @mattbuchanan.com Jun 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 the print @mattbuchanan or @mattbuchanan .

• I'd prefer to eat in silence. Jun 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 I'd prefer to eat in silence.

• People who do NOT sleep train are monsters. OH GOD IT'S SO... Jun 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 People who do NOT sleep train are monsters. OH GOD IT'S SO GOOD.

• Science fact: Having children triggers a hormonal reaction... Jun 28, 2014

  Science fact: Having children triggers a hormonal reaction where the only release from stress is telling other parents how to rear children.

• in my head both of you are singing numa numa Jun 28, 2014
• This thing is like REXX from the future http://www.frida.re/ Jun 27, 2014

  This thing is like REXX from the future http://www. frida.

• “It’s Greasemonkey for native apps, or, put in more... Jun 27, 2014

  “It’s Greasemonkey for native apps, or, put in more technical terms, it’s a dynamic code instrumentation toolkit. ” http://www.

• Welcome to summer, a summer of #lovereads. Jun 27, 2014

  Welcome to summer, a summer of #lovereads .

• urbob found http://www.virginiamemory.com/blogs/fit-to-print... Jun 27, 2014

  urbob found http://www. virginiamemory.

• Harper's had T-shirts made that say “Fuck the Internet” on... Jun 26, 2014

  Harper's had T-shirts made that say “Fuck the Internet” on the back.

• “The spirit cat was brownish gray, with stripes on the... Jun 26, 2014

  “The spirit cat was brownish gray, with stripes on the side, a male, very insistent. ” http://thebillfold.

• “...a blog is an animal that is always famished.’”... Jun 26, 2014

  “... a blog is an animal that is always famished.

• “Not every teaching relationship must be formalized—a... Jun 26, 2014

  “Not every teaching relationship must be formalized—a mentoring opportunity, a coach, an internship. ” @karenmcgrane /pay-it-forward-b5ca623a6b7e" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• People are all like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and I'm all like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ. Jun 26, 2014

  People are all like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and I'm all like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ.

• There is absolutely nothing you can make up where a nurse... Jun 25, 2014

  There is absolutely nothing you can make up where a nurse can't quintopple it. That's a five-times topping.

• “You don't have to tell ME about dirigibles filled with... Jun 25, 2014

  “You don't have to tell ME about dirigibles filled with human shit crashing into chicken farms.

• Sometimes in my head I hear nurses darkly chuckling. Pretty... Jun 25, 2014

  Sometimes in my head I hear nurses darkly chuckling. Pretty much anything you see in life a nurse can tongue-click at and go, “ACTUALLY...

• the definition of imperative programming is doing the same... Jun 25, 2014
• I deeply love my son but tonight he got shit on a table,... Jun 25, 2014

  I deeply love my son but tonight he got shit on a table, floor, hallway, bathroom, pants, shirt, and my socks. So I deeply love bourbon too.

• Seger, Nicks, Nelson: An Eternal Golden Braid... Jun 25, 2014

  Seger, Nicks, Nelson: An Eternal Golden Braid https://medium.

• This is what Anil means when he says he's a Prince fan:... Jun 25, 2014

  This is what Anil means when he says he's a Prince fan: https://medium.

• Yeah me neither. Jun 25, 2014

  Yeah me neither.

• Remember when you used to be able to tell your own truth... Jun 25, 2014

  Remember when you used to be able to tell your own truth from your own experience and people would make sense of it as individuals?

• I'm going to erase these tweets now because reasons. Jun 25, 2014

  I'm going to erase these tweets now because reasons.

• “I didn’t worry about getting rape threats in the comments... Jun 25, 2014

  “I didn’t worry about getting rape threats in the comments either. ” https://medium.

• “I didn’t worry about my boss finding my blog.”... Jun 25, 2014

  “I didn’t worry about my boss finding my blog. ” https://medium.

• Spotify has made it horribly obvious how many of the... Jun 25, 2014

  Spotify has made it horribly obvious how many of the artists I love have Christmas albums. When I see one I think, “divorce is expensive.

• In NYC everyone already had the breakfast octopus years ago. Jun 25, 2014

  In NYC everyone already had the breakfast octopus years ago.

• In late July an August gets kind of hypersaturated and... Jun 25, 2014

  @rustyk5 In late July an August gets kind of hypersaturated and dangerous-feeling and everything goes into slow motion. I kind of enjoy it.

• This is—not patronizing here—this is nothing. Jun 25, 2014

  @rustyk5 This is—not patronizing here—this is nothing.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g9poWKKpbU is the dream... Jun 25, 2014

  https://www. youtube.

• Webrings are great guys but remember how this ends... Jun 25, 2014

  Webrings are great guys but remember how this ends http://www. salon.

• “He thinks email is a brand-damaging annoyance.”... Jun 25, 2014

  “He thinks email is a brand-damaging annoyance. ” http://www.

• To be fair, there are other problems. Jun 25, 2014

  To be fair, there are other problems.

• The problem with tech journalism is right there in that... Jun 25, 2014

  The problem with tech journalism is right there in that quote. The problem with tech journalism is not enough breakfast octopus.

• In all fairness, “why are you buying my company” is a good... Jun 25, 2014

  In all fairness, “why are you buying my company” is a good question to ask before you sell your company rather than after.

• “On the creative side, Dave says, the pressure to sell... Jun 25, 2014

  “On the creative side, Dave says, the pressure to sell killed the writing. ” http://www.

• I MUST HAVE THE BREAKFAST OCTOPUS Jun 25, 2014
• Jeff Bezos: “‘You’re the thing I don’t understand, the... Jun 25, 2014

  Jeff Bezos: “‘You’re the thing I don’t understand, the thing I’ve never had. I must have the breakfast octopus.

• Does he have a newsletter? Jun 24, 2014

  @rustyk5 Does he have a newsletter?

• Anyway if you have tons of state and a many-month learning... Jun 24, 2014

  Anyway if you have tons of state and a many-month learning curve is your thing, consider ClojureScript.

• You can isolate components without hacking fake events,... Jun 24, 2014

  You can isolate components without hacking fake events, sharing state, or callbacks. “We got a message from Search!

• whoosh when core.async works in clojurescript it really,... Jun 24, 2014

  whoosh when core.

• i'm thinking more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDM... Jun 24, 2014

  @rustyk5 i'm thinking more https://www. youtube.

• i need a couple people to help me into the trebuchet Jun 24, 2014
• something's going off the roof for sure Jun 24, 2014
• Nah fuck it I have to launch this thing. Jun 24, 2014

  Nah fuck it I have to launch this thing.

• God I wish I knew which it will be. Jun 24, 2014

  God I wish I knew which it will be.

• I'm either going to launch something fun at @xoxo or I'm... Jun 24, 2014

  I'm either going to launch something fun at @xoxo or I'm going to talk about how it's okay to fail to launch something.

• Thank you for 20 great years! Effective immediately the... Jun 24, 2014

  Thank you for 20 great years! Effective immediately the @ftrain community will be rendered into a thin polymer film and used for parachutes.

• We've always been huge fans of Theandees and we are... Jun 24, 2014

  We've always been huge fans of Theandees and we are incredibly excited to be stuffed into their acquivalve. http://2014.

• THE JOURNEY BEGINS! I'm ridiculously excited to announce... Jun 24, 2014

  THE JOURNEY BEGINS! I'm ridiculously excited to announce that @ftrain has been acquired by XOXOFest.

• The title of my history of the 2010s is “The Age of... Jun 24, 2014

  The title of my history of the 2010s is “The Age of Insufferability” and you can pre-order it now from Facegoomazon.

• History is so bad at preserving eyerolls. Jun 24, 2014

  History is so bad at preserving eyerolls.

• What about Georgie Jessel or Eddie Cantor? Jun 24, 2014

  What about Georgie Jessel or Eddie Cantor?

• “For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule:... Jun 24, 2014

  “For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don't wear it. ” http://www.

• Unfortunately there isn't a HPAAAAACSTDHASOAO sticker on... Jun 23, 2014

  Unfortunately there isn't a HPAAAAACSTDHASOAO sticker on BuzzFeed.

• That was an honest piece about an adult addressing a... Jun 23, 2014

  That was an honest piece about an adult addressing a complex situation that didn't have a solution, only an outcome.

• “I didn’t tell many people I was planning on freezing my... Jun 23, 2014

  “I didn’t tell many people I was planning on freezing my eggs—it was a private thing, the world didn’t need to know. ” http://www.

• Toddler bedtime disasters https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Jun 23, 2014

  Toddler bedtime disasters https://twitter.

• i thought u were done with twitter for the day Jun 22, 2014
• WE BUILT THIS TTY ON MI-CRO-CODE Jun 22, 2014
• Fun fact: Jefferson Airplane sued Berkeley Systems over... Jun 22, 2014

  Fun fact: Jefferson Airplane sued Berkeley Systems over flying toasters http://archive. wired.

• This thing's gold. When Mt. St. Helens erupted they lost... Jun 22, 2014

  This thing's gold. When Mt.

• I can respect that designing microprocessors in the 1980s... Jun 22, 2014

  I can respect that designing microprocessors in the 1980s would send you into the arms of a loving Jesus.

• The lead designer of the Intel 386, John Crawford: “I... Jun 22, 2014

  The lead designer of the Intel 386, John Crawford: “I actually became a Christian as a result of the 386 project. ” http://archive.

• Okay, so Gene Hill was the very religious Intel engineer.... Jun 22, 2014

  Okay, so Gene Hill was the very religious Intel engineer. He prayed for the 386.

• Which co-designer of Intel's 386 microprocessor told Pat... Jun 22, 2014

  Which co-designer of Intel's 386 microprocessor told Pat Robertson on The 700 Club that God was responsible for the 386's success?

• “Netware, Novell's first PC networking product, featured a... Jun 22, 2014

  “Netware, Novell's first PC networking product, featured a bundled game as its demo. What was the game called?

• +10 @mala for FatBits Jun 22, 2014
• What do you call the feature in MacPaint and Superpaint... Jun 22, 2014

  What do you call the feature in MacPaint and Superpaint that lets you enlarge and modify a small portion of a drawing one pixel at a time?

• But not as bad as Mitch Kapor kicked Bill Joy's ass at this... Jun 22, 2014

  But not as bad as Mitch Kapor kicked Bill Joy's ass at this 1988 Computer Trivia Bowl: https://www. youtube.

• Aldus. I'm pretty good at computer trivia history and this... Jun 22, 2014

  Aldus. I'm pretty good at computer trivia history and this thing is kicking my ass.

• “The first three companies to get prototypes of Apple's... Jun 22, 2014

  “The first three companies to get prototypes of Apple's first LaserWriter were Lotus, Microsoft, and what third company?

• It's golden ephemera. For example, THE CHANG MODIFICATION... Jun 22, 2014

  It's golden ephemera. For example, THE CHANG MODIFICATION #q =%22the+chang+modification%22" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www.

• A PDF of a book of (often insanely) challenging computer... Jun 22, 2014

  A PDF of a book of (often insanely) challenging computer trivia. http://research.

• Why is there a giant dog behind this Yahoo! executive in... Jun 22, 2014

  Why is there a giant dog behind this Yahoo! executive in the Times?

• Tichy, Heckel, same diff. Jun 22, 2014

  Tichy, Heckel, same diff.

• “Ms. Naumann knows the pigeon was female because, once the... Jun 22, 2014

  “Ms. Naumann knows the pigeon was female because, once the eagles ripped it open, they discovered an egg inside.

• RIP. http://Freshmeat.net was great in the early days.... Jun 20, 2014

  RIP. http://Freshmeat.

• “That is the only time I recall driving a major decision at... Jun 20, 2014

  “That is the only time I recall driving a major decision at VA, but it was enough to earn my stock options. ” #comments " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://jeffcovey.

• pretty standard for media contracts actually Jun 20, 2014
• Just until the BI merger is done and then my contract... Jun 20, 2014

  @rustyk5 Just until the BI merger is done and then my contract requires I commit ritual suicide.

• “There, her plaque hangs alongside those of innovators like... Jun 20, 2014

  “There, her plaque hangs alongside those of innovators like Earl Tupper, the creator of Tupperware. ” http://www.

• “The research that led to Kevlar began in the early 1960s,... Jun 20, 2014

  “The research that led to Kevlar began in the early 1960s, when women were a rarity in industrial chemistry. ” http://www.

• “His tweetstorms are designed to attract the other true... Jun 20, 2014

  “His tweetstorms are designed to attract the other true believers, and there are plenty of them around. ” http://www.

• its one thing to hear it but another thing to truly feel it Jun 20, 2014
• Jesus what if he's right. Jun 20, 2014

  Jesus what if he's right.

• My piece which I wrote criticizing Kinja has 5,000+ views.... Jun 20, 2014

  My piece which I wrote criticizing Kinja has 5,000+ views. This validates the Kinja platform strategy.

• And I replied to Ben: http://paulford.kinja.com/hey-ben-i-lo... Jun 20, 2014

  And I replied to Ben: http://paulford. kinja.

• “The cruelest joke, though, was that 700 to 800 copies made... Jun 20, 2014

  “The cruelest joke, though, was that 700 to 800 copies made ‘Boom’ a top-rated seller. ” http://www.

• “‘I've never seen you without vitiligo, and so it's like,... Jun 20, 2014

  “‘I've never seen you without vitiligo, and so it's like, that's normal. That's my dad.

• I am hopeful that one day in the future people who make... Jun 20, 2014

  I am hopeful that one day in the future people who make comments online will assume control of the world and we will live under snarkarchy.

• Got the kids dressed, got a cup of coffee, and figured I'd... Jun 20, 2014

  Got the kids dressed, got a cup of coffee, and figured I'd poke around Kinja because who doesn't love CMSes? http://paulford.

• life used to be so simple Jun 19, 2014
• sending you e-cyberhugs Jun 19, 2014
• are you moaning about the fact that we are about to return... Jun 19, 2014
• You could spend an entire year just reading essays about... Jun 19, 2014

  You could spend an entire year just reading essays about the fate of reading in the age of distractions.

• Peak @BW http://images.bwbx.io/cms/2014-06-19/bulldorito_630... Jun 19, 2014

  Peak @BW http://images. bwbx.

• As part of a long-term effort to bridge the cultures of San... Jun 19, 2014

  As part of a long-term effort to bridge the cultures of San Francisco and New York City, I just gave a product demo to my therapist.

• As epitaphs go “built a teenage girl named Olivia Taters... Jun 19, 2014

  As epitaphs go “built a teenage girl named Olivia Taters who lives on the Internet” is pretty sweet.

• “Rob Dubbin accidentally built a teenage girl named Olivia... Jun 19, 2014

  “Rob Dubbin accidentally built a teenage girl named Olivia Taters who lives on the internet. ” http://www.

• you can actually see promising careers drift away by... Jun 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 you can actually see promising careers drift away by googling "author name" "housing works" #q =%22paul+ford%22+%22housing+works%22" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www. google.

• the east river is littorally a tidal strait Jun 18, 2014
• it is LITERARILY the only place left for that kind of event... Jun 18, 2014
• lol rusty Jun 18, 2014
• you may be the only person i know who isn't slightly... Jun 18, 2014
• you have to sit in the ally balcony Jun 18, 2014
• who can even hear them with their peep peep voices Jun 18, 2014
• wait wait wait wait wait @harrisj did u spot the ball Jun 18, 2014
• The new Amazon phone tracks faces, and you might not know... Jun 18, 2014

  The new Amazon phone tracks faces, and you might not know why it matters today but wait until we unveil our mandatory breeding program!

• look i'm not clear on the pikettycoin specifics but i'm... Jun 18, 2014

  look i'm not clear on the pikettycoin specifics but i'm willing to invest a ton of fedoracoins in whoever can code it http://fedoraco.

• i'm guessing pikettycoins would start with a trillion... Jun 18, 2014
• has anyone made pikettycoins yet Jun 18, 2014
• i never thought i'd yearn for the days when people... Jun 18, 2014
• “Did I miss 1of Asimov’s Laws that says androids are always... Jun 18, 2014

  “Did I miss 1of Asimov’s Laws that says androids are always programmed to be more socially-minded than neoliberals? ” https://al3x.

• a movie about a man who can't remember what happens when he... Jun 18, 2014
• Goodnight everyone. I hope you enjoyed our program. Here's... Jun 18, 2014

  Goodnight everyone. I hope you enjoyed our program.

• How great are moments where people show up unexpectedly?... Jun 18, 2014

  How great are moments where people show up unexpectedly? Like in the Third Man.

• “‘I'm Alex Chilton,’ the man answered calmly.”... Jun 18, 2014

  “‘I'm Alex Chilton,’ the man answered calmly. ” http://www.

• Working hard on Sweetback puns here, except Soldier of Love... Jun 18, 2014

  Working hard on Sweetback puns here, except Soldier of Love made it clear that Sade truly has a sweet back, so it's sort of already there.

• Which candidate will Grumpy Cat endorse in 2016? Who will... Jun 18, 2014

  Which candidate will Grumpy Cat endorse in 2016? Who will the ghost of Lil Bub endorse in 2016?

• Seriously go to Sade on Spotify and look at related artists... Jun 17, 2014

  Seriously go to Sade on Spotify and look at related artists and then throw your laptop out the window because oh wait Bill Withers.

• Everything in “new” media has been designed so that content... Jun 17, 2014

  Everything in “new” media has been designed so that content can metastasize into giant social-spreading anim-GIF cluster bombs.

• It was pretty bad in 2012. But 2016 will be like the... Jun 17, 2014

  It was pretty bad in 2012. But 2016 will be like the refined 28-days-later zombie virus bad, content-wise.

• I'm having trouble processing what happens when the new... Jun 17, 2014

  I'm having trouble processing what happens when the new viral + volume traffic-driven media platforms meet a presidential election.

• Wherever Sade is I hope there are white curtains billowing. Jun 17, 2014

  Wherever Sade is I hope there are white curtains billowing.

• I know I made that Sade joke on Twitter four years ago and... Jun 17, 2014

  I know I made that Sade joke on Twitter four years ago and I think it holds up, even if it's never as good as the first time.

• One sign of getting older is when you listen to Sade and... Jun 17, 2014

  One sign of getting older is when you listen to Sade and think “I should probably switch to unsweetened taboo.

• Is it a sign that you are getting older when you start to... Jun 17, 2014

  Is it a sign that you are getting older when you start to see the world as things that are not and things that are Sade?

• people are all like my startup has 20k angel investment... Jun 17, 2014
• “When they created explainer web-sites,” said our... Jun 17, 2014

  “When they created explainer web-sites,” said our Professor, seated on his crystal hoverchair, “no one expected them to become self-aware.

• Facebook is going to make an absolute mint off of political... Jun 17, 2014

  Facebook is going to make an absolute mint off of political advertising BUT it will be turned into trash by advocacy sharing.

• Can you imagine what will happen when Upworthy has a... Jun 17, 2014

  Can you imagine what will happen when Upworthy has a presidential election to virally influence?

• No we're okay, I was off by a year. We have until January... Jun 17, 2014

  No we're okay, I was off by a year. We have until January 2016 before the Internet turns into a festering nightmare.

• Oh wait, duh, 2016. Jun 17, 2014

  Oh wait, duh, 2016.

• I'm predicting the entire English-language Internet will be... Jun 17, 2014

  I'm predicting the entire English-language Internet will be unbelievably terrible from January–November 2015.

• You could fix comments by troll-caving any comment with the... Jun 17, 2014

  You could fix comments by troll-caving any comment with the word “liberal” in it.

• “‘Sykes-Picot is dead,’ Walid Jumblatt roared at me last... Jun 17, 2014

  “‘Sykes-Picot is dead,’ Walid Jumblatt roared at me last night – and he may well be right. ” http://www.

• Seriously who in history went “this cake is moist and great... Jun 17, 2014

  Seriously who in history went “this cake is moist and great but it needs a unchewable quarter-inch layer of clay on top.

• One thing both liberals AND fascists can agree on is that... Jun 17, 2014

  One thing both liberals AND fascists can agree on is that fondant is the worst.

• can I just look at pretty cakes on the internet without... Jun 17, 2014
• “Maybe the cake doesn't expand, but does it really weigh... Jun 17, 2014

  “Maybe the cake doesn't expand, but does it really weigh more when frozen?

• “You must enjoy being a perfect know it all bitch/bully.”... Jun 17, 2014

  “You must enjoy being a perfect know it all bitch/bully. ” The question was about freezing rainbow cakes.

• “All these bubble parents I have four boys and they won't... Jun 17, 2014
• For real I've read a lot of comment threads in my time and... Jun 17, 2014

  For real I've read a lot of comment threads in my time and this is a perfect example of the form http://www. fox.

• It also gets into parenting styles, it's amazing. Jun 17, 2014

  @matthewbaldwin It also gets into parenting styles, it's amazing.

• Comments on a child's birthday cake IMMEDIATELY devolve... Jun 17, 2014

  Comments on a child's birthday cake IMMEDIATELY devolve into total political ragefest shitstorm http://www. fox.

• You cannot have this but it seems nice.... Jun 17, 2014

  You cannot have this but it seems nice. http://open.

• this eden of clowns Jun 17, 2014
• “Here in this Eden of clowns” http://www.monadnock.net/menck... Jun 17, 2014

  “Here in this Eden of clowns” http://www. monadnock.

• “The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest... Jun 17, 2014

  “The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth. ” http://www.

• Does anyone HAVE the forsaken Github “meritocracy” rug?... Jun 17, 2014

  Does anyone HAVE the forsaken Github “meritocracy” rug? It's an important artifact and should be preserved for history.

• yeah that technology is light years beyond where it used to... Jun 17, 2014
• Rusty Twitter thinks this tweet is in Romanian.... Jun 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 Rusty Twitter thinks this tweet is in Romanian. https://twitter.

• “Open thy mouth for the dumb in the cause of all such as... Jun 17, 2014
• “Let's hear it for friends with boats!” cried @rustyk5 as... Jun 16, 2014

  “Let's hear it for friends with boats! ” cried @rustyk5 as the Kommissar nodded to the five men with rifles pointed.

• I'm editing a piece and I just found the part where I... Jun 16, 2014

  I'm editing a piece and I just found the part where I wrote, “Rover is an object of class Dog and good for him.

• you're just getting started Jun 16, 2014
• it's the actual writer cutoff. they give you to young... Jun 16, 2014

  @rustyk5 it's the actual writer cutoff. they give you to young editors who don't care and you're cranky and your friends don't care.

• I figure part of being a professional is letting your... Jun 16, 2014

  I figure part of being a professional is letting your younger self remind your older self to hang up the towel.

• I have a note for myself at age 70 in Google calendar that... Jun 16, 2014

  I have a note for myself at age 70 in Google calendar that reads “be REALLY careful about publishing your opinions from here out.

• Consider the supposed inner-city epidemic of murder, a.k.a.... Jun 16, 2014

  Consider the supposed inner-city epidemic of murder, a. k.

• to be fair who reads him when he's not writing rapologetics? Jun 16, 2014

  @rustyk5 @JPaskin to be fair who reads him when he's not writing rapologetics?

• I'm not saying he shouldn't have WRITTEN that sentence,... Jun 16, 2014

  I'm not saying he shouldn't have WRITTEN that sentence, just that a humane editor should have mercy-killed that sentence. Or its author.

• My Amazon Phone will arrive and I will load the Washington... Jun 16, 2014

  My Amazon Phone will arrive and I will load the Washington Post on it and read assault apologetics from George Will.

• “Consider the supposed campus epidemic of rape, a.k.a.... Jun 16, 2014

  “Consider the supposed campus epidemic of rape, a. k.

• Sometimes I wonder what Mr. Basil E. Frankweiler did for a... Jun 16, 2014

  Sometimes I wonder what Mr. Basil E.

• http://www.amazon.com/Line-Sand-Anglo-French-Struggle-1914-1... Jun 16, 2014

  @craniac http://www. amazon.

• “Then we enter the era in economic history—” the professor... Jun 16, 2014

  “Then we enter the era in economic history—” the professor took a long sip of nano-air from his rebreather—“known as the Great Fuckening.

• that was Pierre Teilhard de Chardin but it might as well be... Jun 16, 2014
• You will find yourselves united with all those who, from... Jun 16, 2014

  You will find yourselves united with all those who, from every direction, have made the same ascent.

• i bought cat food and a book about middle eastern... Jun 16, 2014
• i sure would Jun 15, 2014
• “‘I think you’ll agree that the world is a better place... Jun 15, 2014

  “‘I think you’ll agree that the world is a better place when things are a little bit different,’ Mr. Bezos wrote.

• I've spent more time running TempleOS than I want to admit. Jun 15, 2014

  @Twylo @phooky I've spent more time running TempleOS than I want to admit.

• Video of a fun/weird toy OS http://vimeo.com/75312418 Jun 15, 2014

  Video of a fun/weird toy OS http://vimeo.

• “"Then he said: 'Mosul will be an inferno this week'.'”... Jun 15, 2014

  “"Then he said: 'Mosul will be an inferno this week'. '” http://www.

• these people need help constructing a nanoshield... Jun 15, 2014

  these people need help constructing a nanoshield http://lifeboat.

• I love this kind of thought experiment, tho. LOVE. There's... Jun 15, 2014

  @anecdoted I love this kind of thought experiment, tho. LOVE.

• Oh here's the guy who started the Atlantis Institute is up... Jun 15, 2014

  Oh here's the guy who started the Atlantis Institute is up to this now http://lifeboat.

• Wait wait wait it's right here in plain site,... Jun 15, 2014

  Wait wait wait it's right here in plain site, http://oceania.

• Wait wait wait there's a NEW Seasteading Institute? What... Jun 15, 2014

  Wait wait wait there's a NEW Seasteading Institute? What happened to the old one with Oceania etc?

• I basically love any thought-system that ends in... Jun 15, 2014

  I basically love any thought-system that ends in seasteading monarchies.

• He wrote a really good poem about honeybees and tungsten... Jun 15, 2014

  He wrote a really good poem about honeybees and tungsten once on talk. bizarre.

• I always wondered what became of Curtis Yarvin from... Jun 15, 2014

  I always wondered what became of Curtis Yarvin from talk. bizarre and it turns out he's Mencius Moldbug: http://thebaffler.

• otoh I got to sleep until 8am Jun 15, 2014
• Why didn't anyone call the robot journalists for comment? Jun 14, 2014

  Why didn't anyone call the robot journalists for comment?

• “How might robot journalists evolve when they have a fuller... Jun 14, 2014

  “How might robot journalists evolve when they have a fuller palette of editorial intents available to them? ” http://www.

• this is a video of an entirely typical normal everyday... Jun 13, 2014

  this is a video of an entirely typical normal everyday emacs text editor usage session http://vimeo.

• eh. it's worth considering when you're regularly dumping a... Jun 13, 2014

  @GreaterPumpkin @MorlockP eh. it's worth considering when you're regularly dumping a big pile of shit-and-piss-covered rocks into landfill.

• Rusty come on. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/47757199043... Jun 13, 2014

  @rustyk5 Rusty come on. https://twitter.

• oh my god that's beautiful Jun 13, 2014
• Whoever you are I love and appreciate you.... Jun 13, 2014

  Whoever you are I love and appreciate you. https://twitter.

• “I'm having second thoughts about co-editing the Awl.”... Jun 13, 2014

  “I'm having second thoughts about co-editing the Awl. ” would be a good Secret post.

• Like, give me something to THINK about. A cabal of vomiters... Jun 13, 2014

  Like, give me something to THINK about. A cabal of vomiters at Yahoo!

• “Five people in leadership at Gawker Media are lizards and... Jun 13, 2014

  “Five people in leadership at Gawker Media are lizards and unpaid interns are forced to help them with molting.

• Another good Secret post would be, “I work on Google Glass... Jun 13, 2014

  Another good Secret post would be, “I work on Google Glass and sometimes I sniff the office stability balls and I can't stop.

• Another good Secret post would be “Four people at the... Jun 13, 2014

  Another good Secret post would be “Four people at the National Review have AIDS.

• Another good Secret post would be “The only reason I joined... Jun 13, 2014

  Another good Secret post would be “The only reason I joined Yahoo! is because I'm an emetophile and there are a dozen of us here.

• A good Secret post would be: “I work at Sotheby's handling... Jun 13, 2014

  A good Secret post would be: “I work at Sotheby's handling glassware and all of my fantasies are about pooping on a cocker spaniel.

• “I have doubts about my boyfriend.” “Twitter management is... Jun 13, 2014

  “I have doubts about my boyfriend.

• I just installed Secret (I'm on Android because I'm a dad)... Jun 13, 2014

  I just installed Secret (I'm on Android because I'm a dad) and this is the unjuciest shit I've ever seen.

• “We often say artists like Mac Low are prescient.”... Jun 13, 2014

  “We often say artists like Mac Low are prescient. ” https://medium.

• “Imagine 6 billion or 10 billion people doing nothing but... Jun 13, 2014

  “Imagine 6 billion or 10 billion people doing nothing but arts and sciences, culture and exploring and learning. ” http://blog.

• “Quinn: Hey mom, can we start with health insurance?”... Jun 13, 2014

  “Quinn: Hey mom, can we start with health insurance? ” https://medium.

• Boooooo @SumAll https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4774779494... Jun 13, 2014

  Boooooo @SumAll https://twitter.

• whoa sumall totally just sends that out on your behalf... Jun 13, 2014
• i just imagined a picture of that cup and the word SOON Jun 13, 2014
• in the video everyone is walking in slow motion alone in a... Jun 13, 2014
• that video tho Jun 13, 2014
• Guys come on stop hating that cup is awesome. It knows what... Jun 13, 2014

  Guys come on stop hating that cup is awesome. It knows what you are drinking!

• “Vessyl isn't just a cup: it's a 13-ounce,... Jun 13, 2014

  “Vessyl isn't just a cup: it's a 13-ounce, Bluetooth-enabled, smartphone-syncing, battery-powered supercup. ” http://valleywag.

• Do you hear that loud wet “squick” noise? That's the sound... Jun 12, 2014

  Do you hear that loud wet “squick” noise? That's the sound of awesome think-pieces about Iraq, Syria, and the World Cup headed our way!

• Everyone was so bummed and freaked out when this happened... Jun 12, 2014

  Everyone was so bummed and freaked out when this happened at Harper's. Shame Ketcham fears retribution.

• “Among the Auschwitz selfies, several people are wearing... Jun 12, 2014

  “Among the Auschwitz selfies, several people are wearing headphones. ” http://www.

• Oh, the Pitches You'll Get! Jun 12, 2014

  @rustyk5 Oh, the Pitches You'll Get!

• “Despite my intentions it all ended up being about the... Jun 12, 2014

  “Despite my intentions it all ended up being about the Internet” is going to be my epitaph. @ftrain /no-litter-no-memes-b7bf70791175" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• I wonder if you are a journalist who covers the kitty... Jun 12, 2014

  I wonder if you are a journalist who covers the kitty litter industry what constitutes a scoop.

• In fairness, that title was a terrible idea. Jun 12, 2014

  In fairness, that title was a terrible idea.

• I suggested the title “First you get the litter, then you... Jun 12, 2014

  I suggested the title “First you get the litter, then you get the kittens,” but my editor wrote “I will absolutely say no to that title.

• Halfway through writing it I realized that without kitty... Jun 12, 2014

  Halfway through writing it I realized that without kitty litter the Internet would be DRASTICALLY different. @ftrain /no-litter-no-memes-b7bf70791175" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• I wrote about kitty litter for @Medium because I wanted to... Jun 12, 2014

  I wrote about kitty litter for @Medium because I wanted to write something that had nothing to do with the Internet. @ftrain /no-litter-no-memes-b7bf70791175" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• LinkedIn and Facebook are the MS Office version of humans.... Jun 11, 2014

  LinkedIn and Facebook are the MS Office version of humans. And Twitter is sort of the WordPerfect if we're truthful it reveals codes.

• Biology-wise I may have messed that up and I'm sure people... Jun 11, 2014

  Biology-wise I may have messed that up and I'm sure people will step in to help.

• Now they're out there, friends of friends, waiting and all... Jun 11, 2014

  Now they're out there, friends of friends, waiting and all latent and ready to be ACTIVATED, like pupating drones awaiting our musk.

• Friends of friends just used to be strangers. Maybe you'd... Jun 11, 2014

  Friends of friends just used to be strangers. Maybe you'd meet them at a party and talk about Rei Momo, a couple times a year.

• When I was 15 I had a couple of friends and there were five... Jun 11, 2014

  When I was 15 I had a couple of friends and there were five or six billion strangers and they seemed pretty cool. But now, whoosh.

• Can you restore degrees of separation? Jun 11, 2014

  Can you restore degrees of separation?

• Important kitty litter questions answered Jun 11, 2014

  Important kitty litter questions answered It is a kind of clay and it is directly responsible for Internet culture Investigating a nuclear leak in New Mexico, via http://www. wipp.

• “New memory and networking technology requires a new... Jun 11, 2014

  “New memory and networking technology requires a new operating system. ” http://www.

• “She is, you little shit, she is.” —@taffyakner... Jun 11, 2014

  “She is, you little shit, she is. ” — @taffyakner https://medium.

• “Rarity itself has become very rare.”... Jun 10, 2014

  “Rarity itself has become very rare. ” https://medium.

• i love how the product emphasized SECURITY as if anyone... Jun 10, 2014
• Son, whatever happens in wearables, never forget the Java... Jun 10, 2014

  Son, whatever happens in wearables, never forget the Java ring. http://www.

• “Joseph Wilcox, 31, who had been in the checkout line,... Jun 9, 2014

  “Joseph Wilcox, 31, who had been in the checkout line, approached Mr. Miller brandishing a weapon, the police said.

• Analytics from that toilet poll... Jun 9, 2014

  Analytics from that toilet poll https://twitter.

• Sure we suck at technology but I bet NYC people can hold... Jun 9, 2014

  Sure we suck at technology but I bet NYC people can hold their pee longer than any other city.

• TOILET POLL https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1P_VMxvfTEmHDnK6... Jun 9, 2014

  TOILET POLL https://docs. google.

• i'm sorry that i have never toilet trained twins in any... Jun 9, 2014
• I'm sorry about the word yawp but character limits uno Jun 9, 2014
• And it's like no we can't have toilets because, I dunno,... Jun 9, 2014

  And it's like no we can't have toilets because, I dunno, homosexuals probably and the homeless.

• Standing behind trees with a toddler who refuses to unhand... Jun 9, 2014

  Standing behind trees with a toddler who refuses to unhand his own wang, both covered in urine, as passerby look querulously to his yawps.

• Can I just go full dad for one minute and say that toilet... Jun 9, 2014

  Can I just go full dad for one minute and say that toilet training in NYC is a special kind of insanity.

• “I ended up modeling transparent insincerity, which I guess... Jun 9, 2014

  “I ended up modeling transparent insincerity, which I guess will be part of how she sees me from here on out. ” http://www.

• Note http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/not-actually-va... Jun 9, 2014

  Note http://www. buzzfeed.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/476096146658820096/photo/1 Jun 9, 2014

  https://twitter.

• Focus on the positive and reject negativity, and you will... Jun 9, 2014

  Focus on the positive and reject negativity, and you will soon discover that you CAN even.

• Anyway its cool to see that the CIA didn't fuck up at least... Jun 6, 2014

  Anyway its cool to see that the CIA didn't fuck up at least one psyops campaign.

• Until today engaging with the CIA brand meant being burned... Jun 6, 2014

  Until today engaging with the CIA brand meant being burned with red-hot coat hangers in violation of international law.

• “So when we got off the train I gave her a few bucks and... Jun 6, 2014

  “So when we got off the train I gave her a few bucks and told her to go get some milk. ” http://gothamist.

• “THE SYSTEM HAS NO PROMPT AND ONLY TWO CONTROL CHARS”... Jun 6, 2014

  “THE SYSTEM HAS NO PROMPT AND ONLY TWO CONTROL CHARS” http://www. rfc-editor.

• If you had been born 100 years ago, what would you have... Jun 6, 2014

  If you had been born 100 years ago, what would you have done for a living?

• if you'd been born 100 yrs ago what would you have done for... Jun 6, 2014

  @rustyk5 if you'd been born 100 yrs ago what would you have done for a living? i figure I'd have my grandfather's job, newspaper leadsetter.

• if they could just cut off all Internet to Portland your... Jun 6, 2014
• but the Madeleine cookies are so tasty Jun 6, 2014
• if you're confused by xanadu this book will help... Jun 6, 2014

  if you're confused by xanadu this book will help #page /n107/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://archive. org/stream/Literary.

• the tag cloud was the real cloud Jun 5, 2014
• zero pad on that one or they sort 1 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18... Jun 5, 2014
• I know, you think, I'll use tagging. And now you have zero... Jun 5, 2014

  I know, you think, I'll use tagging. And now you have zero problems because no one uses tagging.

• Human beings cannot name documents. You spend 30 hours on a... Jun 5, 2014

  Human beings cannot name documents. You spend 30 hours on a memo that will be read by 5,000 people and you name it MEMO.

• Naming a document FINAL.ppt is basically an invitation to... Jun 5, 2014

  Naming a document FINAL. ppt is basically an invitation to the work Púcas to insist on changes.

• What if two people have the same initials, you ask? Then... Jun 5, 2014

  What if two people have the same initials, you ask? Then use the full last name.

• No one has listened to me regarding this important matter... Jun 5, 2014

  No one has listened to me regarding this important matter for 19 years yet I have given it much thought, dedicating long hours alone to it.

• Always copy the file, up the number, and add your initials.... Jun 5, 2014

  Always copy the file, up the number, and add your initials. Deliverables can be sorted by date.

• Incidentally the only right way to name files is... Jun 5, 2014

  Incidentally the only right way to name files is Client/ProjectName/2014-07-01/PresentationToExecBoard_013pef. docx.

• “How should one name a document file?” is one of those... Jun 5, 2014

  “How should one name a document file? ” is one of those questions that should have an answer by now.

• pretttttty sleepy Jun 5, 2014
• Font people will bust a cap in your ascender Jun 5, 2014
• “The font people don't play.” http://kottke.org/14/06/hoefle... Jun 5, 2014

  “The font people don't play. ” http://kottke.

• “Leading Gittip feels to me like backing up a... Jun 5, 2014

  “Leading Gittip feels to me like backing up a triple-trailer truck. ” https://medium.

• Having coffee downstairs at 620 8th Ave admiring the subtle... Jun 5, 2014

  Having coffee downstairs at 620 8th Ave admiring the subtle interaction of sportcoat and denim.

• Do meteorologists give tempests of disgust female names or... Jun 5, 2014

  Do meteorologists give tempests of disgust female names or male names?

• The phrase “Tempest of Disgust” means that net outrage... Jun 5, 2014

  The phrase “Tempest of Disgust” means that net outrage culture has merged with 80s hair-band heavy metal culture. http://www.

• “That stirred up the latest tempest of disgust on both... Jun 5, 2014

  “That stirred up the latest tempest of disgust on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean. ” http://www.

• Xanadu: I love it. Its true to his vision in “Literary... Jun 5, 2014

  Xanadu: I love it. Its true to his vision in “Literary Machines.

• i guess now xanadu will get acquired Jun 5, 2014
• xanadu shipped http://xanadu.com/#deliverable Jun 5, 2014

  xanadu shipped #deliverable " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://xanadu.

• “Its bizarre structure was created by arbitrary initiatives... Jun 5, 2014

  “Its bizarre structure was created by arbitrary initiatives of varied people &amp;amp;it has a terrible programming language” http://xanadu.

• Fonts give people who can't code something to be arch about. Jun 4, 2014

  Fonts give people who can't code something to be arch about.

• Explainer sites are basically Usenet FAQs but hardly ever... Jun 4, 2014

  Explainer sites are basically Usenet FAQs but hardly ever have good information about back-packing with your llama http://www. faqs.

• It's time we toughened up and got serious around here. No... Jun 4, 2014

  It's time we toughened up and got serious around here. No more of your goddam ☃ or ↬ your little baby emoji bullshit.

• Do not click on that and then reply writing, “I don't know... Jun 4, 2014

  Do not click on that and then reply writing, “I don't know what I expected. ” You expected a piggie poop balls explainer and you got one.

• “Jeff provided a second picture, never before seen, of a... Jun 4, 2014

  “Jeff provided a second picture, never before seen, of a the same pig, after the turd had fallen off the balls. ” http://www.

• At least once a week I think to myself, I am grateful to... Jun 4, 2014

  At least once a week I think to myself, I am grateful to live in Big Freedia's America. http://vimeo.

• “My tolerance for ‘amazing,’ if anything, has gone up in... Jun 4, 2014

  “My tolerance for ‘amazing,’ if anything, has gone up in the last two years. ” @page88 /the-amazing-9c2314d1a6a1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Reaching back in time to punch myself. Jun 3, 2014

  Reaching back in time to punch myself.

• Sometimes you search your email and stumble on regretful... Jun 3, 2014

  Sometimes you search your email and stumble on regretful things. I'm sorry, @doreeshafrir , for using “like the dickens” in an email in 2007.

• It seems that in creating Swift Apple borrowed everything... Jun 3, 2014

  It seems that in creating Swift Apple borrowed everything but the open-source licenses http://nondot.

• but it's not saturday Jun 3, 2014
• Scientifically, an eldritch force causes a synthetic prong... Jun 3, 2014

  @rustyk5 Scientifically, an eldritch force causes a synthetic prong to erect in the darkness, at which it starts eructating unto the spoons.

• “But there’s good news: Early backers are going to get... Jun 3, 2014

  “But there’s good news: Early backers are going to get *two* stickers! ” https://medium.

• Hey @manjulamartin @JaneFriedman is there a chrome plugin... Jun 3, 2014

  Hey @manjulamartin @JaneFriedman is there a chrome plugin that puts what writers are paid on the top of websites yet?

• oh i'm sorry are you beet? Jun 2, 2014

  @rustyk5 @mattbuchanan @dannosowitz oh i'm sorry are you beet?

• stop acting like you carrot all Jun 2, 2014
• do your levels get ramped up Jun 2, 2014
• “Fathers are more likely to roughhouse, and rough play is... Jun 2, 2014

  “Fathers are more likely to roughhouse, and rough play is good for children. ” http://www.

• “The 1,600-square-meter structure is massive, so you can... Jun 2, 2014

  “The 1,600-square-meter structure is massive, so you can explore it from inside. ” http://www.

• “It’s unclear whether Levie clapped after Federighi... Jun 2, 2014

  “It’s unclear whether Levie clapped after Federighi announced iCloud Drive on stage. ” http://techcrunch.

• get it out of my brain Jun 2, 2014
• back then i was all like, “I think people scroll!” Jun 2, 2014

  @tripleman back then i was all like, “I think people scroll!

• “‘What we thought of as a purely maternal circuit can also... Jun 2, 2014

  “‘What we thought of as a purely maternal circuit can also be turned on just by being a parent. ’” http://news.

• Figured I'd throw out this old chestnut from 2012:... Jun 2, 2014

  Figured I'd throw out this old chestnut from 2012: https://medium.

• “I’d love to see a diaspora of startup thinking and startup... Jun 2, 2014

  “I’d love to see a diaspora of startup thinking and startup culture spread around the world. ” https://medium.

• And then everything explodes. Jun 1, 2014

  And then everything explodes.

• Every time I finish some serious chunk of code I think the... Jun 1, 2014

  Every time I finish some serious chunk of code I think the words “behold the power of this fully operational battle station.

• growth hacking sounds like something people with lung... Jun 1, 2014
• not an option thank god Jun 1, 2014
• 24 is just narcissistic rage and conspiracy thinking and... Jun 1, 2014

  @rustyk5 24 is just narcissistic rage and conspiracy thinking and underemployment. but also a lot of fun in retrospect.

• the worst, it really is Jun 1, 2014
• I hope everyone involved in that story is out there... Jun 1, 2014

  I hope everyone involved in that story is out there enjoying their search for meaning.

• oh wow this conference they were putting together (i didn't... Jun 1, 2014
• we went to Bobby Vans on 50th Jun 1, 2014
• oh wait it was 2006, mea culpa #twactchecking Jun 1, 2014
• i wore the only sweater i owned and had no idea what was... Jun 1, 2014

  i wore the only sweater i owned and had no idea what was happening.

• true: dudes from bear sterns took me out for steak in 2002... Jun 1, 2014
• everyone charlie loyd has a newsletter here... Jun 1, 2014

  everyone charlie loyd has a newsletter here http://tinyletter.

• Or, like one person. That works too. Jun 1, 2014

  Or, like one person. That works too.

• Or you know, 200 people. Jun 1, 2014

  Or you know, 200 people.

• For all that we have turned the web into a shitpile of... Jun 1, 2014

  For all that we have turned the web into a shitpile of horrors, you can still make something from your brain and reach 100,000 people.

• “The sharing economy’s success is...tied to the economic... Jun 1, 2014

  “The sharing economy’s success is... tied to the economic recession, making new American poverty palatable.

• “Family legend: I am four.” #WISR... Jun 1, 2014

  “Family legend: I am four. ” #WISR http://www.

• I have a hashtag proposal: #WISR, for “where I stopped... Jun 1, 2014

  I have a hashtag proposal: #WISR , for “where I stopped reading.

• “And in fairness to the think pieces....” ... Jun 1, 2014

  “And in fairness to the think pieces.... ” http://www.

• Is there another job where you are supposed to uphold the... Jun 1, 2014

  Is there another job where you are supposed to uphold the best of culture while cleaning wino puke out of the Curious George carpet?

• I mean librarians don't hate. They accept everything but... Jun 1, 2014

  I mean librarians don't hate. They accept everything but funding cuts.

• “Librarians Hate It - The One Website Book Lovers Need to... Jun 1, 2014

  “Librarians Hate It - The One Website Book Lovers Need to Know” is a real headline I just saw on this ol' Internet.

• My wife gave my toddler daughter a trim across her bangs... May 31, 2014

  My wife gave my toddler daughter a trim across her bangs and my daughter wiggled so now our twins look like Die Antwoord.

• i wish i'd know that when we were working through our... May 30, 2014
• Most of the mimeo machines on ebay are DICK FLUID... May 30, 2014

  Most of the mimeo machines on ebay are DICK FLUID DUPLICATOR brand. http://www.

• the zine that i will make with my eighteen year old self... May 30, 2014
• we're going to mimeo it if we can get mimeo ink May 30, 2014
• my eighteen year old self and me decided to start a zine May 30, 2014
• i just tried to explain to myself at age 18 why i care that... May 30, 2014
• remember when giant monopolistic communication networks... May 30, 2014
• jesus this font it's like it has ink traps for ink that... May 30, 2014
• About 18 years ago someone wrote a “blog” post about... May 30, 2014

  About 18 years ago someone wrote a “blog” post about mini-horses where they called up breeders to ask about mini-horse stuff—anyone know it?

• emma goldman didn't have to deal with instagram May 30, 2014
• we're talking major levels here, like we've got feminism,... May 30, 2014
• my wife just had a feminist fury abt a lady who does sexy... May 30, 2014

  my wife just had a feminist fury abt a lady who does sexy instagram photos on a farm “i'm so happy she's comfortable with her fucking self.

• or yeah http://instagram.com/p/opDu3VIoja/ thanks... May 30, 2014

  or yeah http://instagram.

• Why yes I had a couple drinks and am checking out the... May 30, 2014

  Why yes I had a couple drinks and am checking out the #teacuppigs hashtag on Vine.

• 10 Timeframes May 30, 2014

  10 Timeframes From the May 12, 2012 closing keynote at the 2012 MFA Interaction Design Festival , a full-day event held to celebrate the work of the 2012 graduating class of the Interaction Design MFA program at the School of Visual Arts in New York City, where I teach a course called “Content Strategies. ” This speech was also reprinted in Contents Magazine .

• were May 30, 2014
• why does twitter look like if Jan Tschichold composed a... May 30, 2014
• what the hell did they do to the fonts May 30, 2014
• If you could have dinner with five of the greatest writers... May 30, 2014

  If you could have dinner with five of the greatest writers in history, who would you choose? TRICK QUESTION they're all two hours late.

• We were sold to two cats who actually as publishers go are... May 30, 2014

  We were sold to two cats who actually as publishers go are hands off.

• The magazine I edit in my brain is no longer producing a... May 30, 2014

  The magazine I edit in my brain is no longer producing a print edition and had to lay off 90% of staff.

• I edit this amazing magazine in my brain. May 30, 2014

  I edit this amazing magazine in my brain.

• Anyway I work for myself now. May 30, 2014

  Anyway I work for myself now.

• I also thought it was amazing that no review of Brokeback... May 30, 2014

  I also thought it was amazing that no review of Brokeback Mountain was entitled “Jolly Ranchers.

• I always thought whoever got that job could write a... May 30, 2014

  I always thought whoever got that job could write a personal essay for just about any magazine entitled “Paid to be her, not me.

• That thing about blogging as a Meerkat was based on an AOL... May 30, 2014

  That thing about blogging as a Meerkat was based on an AOL job posting for someone to blog in the voice of Marlo Thomas.

• “She asks me what I remember about the Turbo Grafx-16 and I... May 30, 2014

  “She asks me what I remember about the Turbo Grafx-16 and I am up til the pale light telling her everything. ” http://leighalexander.

• Why would he be on the 1? May 30, 2014

  @rustyk5 @Choire Why would he be on the 1?

• Seriously the ad people have their own web, WAY more... May 30, 2014

  Seriously the ad people have their own web, WAY more intense, it makes the regular web look like a something that runs on a Commodore 65.

• BTW that gibberish is not unique to buzzfeed. this is an... May 30, 2014

  BTW that gibberish is not unique to buzzfeed. this is an industry of gibberish.

• If we all converge on the same model as quickly as possible... May 30, 2014

  If we all converge on the same model as quickly as possible we can call it innovation.

• congratulations that is now your job May 30, 2014
• if you work for a giant media organization prepare yourself... May 30, 2014
• omg this means the great buzzfeed poach is coming May 30, 2014
• wait if atlantic media isn't the future any more then where... May 30, 2014
• “Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better... May 30, 2014

  “Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around. ” http://www.

• World's foremost Dracula scholar dead... OR IS HE? —Today... May 29, 2014

  World's foremost Dracula scholar dead... OR IS HE?

• The next billion Internet users will probably have too many... May 29, 2014

  The next billion Internet users will probably have too many credit cards so it's good we're solving that for them.

• Making a will because I have kids and discussing the role... May 29, 2014

  Making a will because I have kids and discussing the role of the “digital executor,” which is now a real thing, to keep my websites alive.

• fired May 29, 2014
• “Well, thanks to this post I learned the word ‘platisher,’... May 29, 2014

  “Well, thanks to this post I learned the word ‘platisher,’ so fuck you very much for that. ” http://www.

• first u get some bacon May 29, 2014
• remember, i'm the fun cassandra May 29, 2014
• “The ideal candidate can work the words ‘platform’ and... May 29, 2014

  “The ideal candidate can work the words ‘platform’ and ‘ecosystem’ into anything. ” @ftrain /abf5f3fb39e9" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• “Our enterprise is seeking a full-time *FAT SHAMER *who can... May 29, 2014

  “Our enterprise is seeking a full-time *FAT SHAMER *who can work across social media and blogs. ” @ftrain /abf5f3fb39e9" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• Good morning! Here are some very important Web Editorial... May 29, 2014

  Good morning! Here are some very important Web Editorial jobs that need filling IMMEDIATELY.

• It Is Impossible to Believe How Mindblowing These Amazing New Jobs Are May 28, 2014

  It Is Impossible to Believe How Mindblowing These Amazing New Jobs Are Is this you? It might be you.

• I misquotweeted that Gates piece. Gates did not say we... May 28, 2014

  I misquotweeted that Gates piece. Gates did not say we should all be dog slaves, he “basically” said it.

• http://youreallydidit.com/Blogs May 28, 2014

  http://youreallydidit.

• I ship capitalism and plutocracy. May 28, 2014

  I ship capitalism and plutocracy.

• I guess when you're that rich your role play involves giant... May 28, 2014

  I guess when you're that rich your role play involves giant abstract entities. “Now I want to state to get on its knees and beg businesses.

• “The Microsoft cofounder said that they should get on their... May 28, 2014

  “The Microsoft cofounder said that they should get on their knees and beg businesses to keep employing humans. ” http://news.

• jobs was such an outlier, comparing this group to him... May 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 jobs was such an outlier, comparing this group to him doesn't make sense. like comparing henry ford to a car radio manufacturer.

• dammit @anildash i thought your thing was ready and shared... May 28, 2014
• ah wait maybe it's not live yet who even knows how the web... May 28, 2014
• “You know how this story ends.”... May 28, 2014

  “You know how this story ends. ” https://medium.

• So long vibrant, exciting, bustling NYC, hello to “Excuse... May 27, 2014

  So long vibrant, exciting, bustling NYC, hello to “Excuse me, sir, but my ferret and me are wondering, is moe. jamming nearby?

• This is terrible news. Science has proved that ferrets are... May 27, 2014

  This is terrible news. Science has proved that ferrets are the gateway drug to hacky sack and ultimately devil sticks.

• “Now his administration is sinking its teeth into a... May 27, 2014

  “Now his administration is sinking its teeth into a friskier challenge: legalizing ferrets. ” http://www.

• “What we know for certain,” he concluded, as Creche... May 27, 2014

  “What we know for certain,” he concluded, as Creche Platform piloted around a mile-wide pillar of flame, “is they believed in disruption.

• “Below us by that river, that was a server farm,” he... May 27, 2014

  “Below us by that river, that was a server farm,” he continued. “The word ‘farm’ appears to have had another meaning, but it is lost to us.

• “They wrote articles about selfies,” said Creche Historian,... May 27, 2014

  “They wrote articles about selfies,” said Creche Historian, shaking his head at the ruins of Old Earth unrolling beneath our platform.

• it's the #1 meeting place for the platisher community May 27, 2014
• “What I take issue with is the idea that you can have... May 27, 2014

  “What I take issue with is the idea that you can have different kinds of mass surveillance. ” http://idlewords.

• That mission is no less than to annotate a man on Mars. May 26, 2014

  That mission is no less than to annotate a man on Mars.

• “I cannot let him compromise the Rap Genius mission.”... May 26, 2014

  “I cannot let him compromise the Rap Genius mission. ” http://news.

• I know it seems strange that we won't move from the shadow... May 26, 2014

  I know it seems strange that we won't move from the shadow of this volcano, but the only solution is for everyone to have their own volcano.

• “Speak up, Mr. President! Speak plainly. Just say, ‘Last... May 26, 2014

  “Speak up, Mr. President!

• This is on my son's potty-training certificate. I hope it's... May 24, 2014

  This is on my son's potty-training certificate. I hope it's a bookworm.

• It's CRM/ERP all the way down. May 24, 2014

  It's CRM/ERP all the way down.

• A lot of times when people talk about disruption they are... May 24, 2014

  A lot of times when people talk about disruption they are just talking about logistics.

• “They’d just be the middleman, organizing the transaction... May 24, 2014

  “They’d just be the middleman, organizing the transaction and taking a slice of the ­profit. ” http://nymag.

• Twitter would be perfect with pokes. May 23, 2014

  Twitter would be perfect with pokes.

• “‘I was having my own feelings about pokes at this same... May 23, 2014

  “‘I was having my own feelings about pokes at this same time. ’’” http://www.

• I hope the Financial Times takes on @kfan's Poke Friday... May 23, 2014

  I hope the Financial Times takes on @kfan 's Poke Friday statistics.

• “The pair doesn’t have any hard data about Poke Friday... May 23, 2014

  “The pair doesn’t have any hard data about Poke Friday beyond their own experiences. ” http://www.

• good article tho http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2014/05... May 23, 2014

  good article tho http://www. newstatesman.

• You might like this 2011 article too @elizabethminkel... May 23, 2014

  You might like this 2011 article too @elizabethminkel http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2011/07/paul_ford_facebook_and_the_epiphanator_an_end_to_endings.

• “We feel overwhelmed because we crave endings, and the... May 23, 2014

  “We feel overwhelmed because we crave endings, and the Internet has no end. ” http://www.

• You people have no idea how much adorable toddler stuff I... May 23, 2014

  You people have no idea how much adorable toddler stuff I protect you from on twitter.

• The fundamental question of the digital humanities: Is the... May 23, 2014

  The fundamental question of the digital humanities: Is the unmonetized life worth living?

• no no it's all facebook the media industry will be fine if... May 23, 2014
• “In the context of content, if a bad actor acts... May 23, 2014

  “In the context of content, if a bad actor acts sufficiently like a good actor it is effectively a good actor. ” https://news.

• Hello beautiful https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4696397499... May 22, 2014

  Hello beautiful https://twitter.

• “How many apps do we NEED?” —Keynote speaker at the... May 22, 2014

  “How many apps do we NEED?

• This is my heaven https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/46961175... May 22, 2014

  This is my heaven https://twitter.

• Just in case you want to hear about something that isn't... May 22, 2014

  Just in case you want to hear about something that isn't the death of the media by algorithms.

• She is wearing a cap and gown and I think also a polka dot... May 22, 2014

  She is wearing a cap and gown and I think also a polka dot dress. She can read a blueprint, estimate a project, and make things in AutoCAD.

• Tonight my wife graduates from http://www.generalsociety.org... May 22, 2014

  Tonight my wife graduates from http://www. generalsociety.

• the perfect explainer site is just the word capitalism in... May 22, 2014
• is this real life May 22, 2014
• “It's hard to tell who's to blame. But someone should fix... May 22, 2014

  “It's hard to tell who's to blame. But someone should fix this shit.

• “The two continue to chat as Foote opens the dura—‘It’s the... May 22, 2014

  “The two continue to chat as Foote opens the dura—‘It’s the water balloon that your brain lives in,’ he says. ” http://www.

• Around NYC and SF people wake up and stumble towards their... May 22, 2014

  Around NYC and SF people wake up and stumble towards their computers, thinking, “Gotta make the influence.

• say i love you with https://www.etsy.com/listing/174881316/b... May 21, 2014

  say i love you with https://www. etsy.

• What's the pt of awesome tech if it's used to remake old... May 21, 2014

  What's the pt of awesome tech if it's used to remake old social structures? I mean why disrupt things?

• If Coursera had stuff like “Coexisting with the police”... May 21, 2014

  If Coursera had stuff like “Coexisting with the police” that would make me take it seriously.

• This course catalog is wonderful.... May 21, 2014

  This course catalog is wonderful. http://midpeninsulafreeu.

• The anarchy class was taught by last year's anarchy... May 21, 2014

  The anarchy class was taught by last year's anarchy students.

• Another class: “Looking at things.” Course description: “We... May 21, 2014

  Another class: “Looking at things. ” Course description: “We will look at things.

• One class from the 1969 Mid-Peninsula Free U: “Sadistic... May 21, 2014

  One class from the 1969 Mid-Peninsula Free U: “Sadistic Psychodrama,” taught by Larry Tesler, who invented cut&amp;amp;paste: http://midpeninsulafreeu. com/images/1.

• The Case for Scrubbing Search Results May 21, 2014
• everyone loves to talk about the 20% but this 80% is a... May 21, 2014
• Upon reflection: Aren't we all Internet treasures? And... May 21, 2014

  Upon reflection: Aren't we all Internet treasures? And isn't that the problem?

• subtle http://www.bonkersworld.net/forgetting/ May 21, 2014

  subtle http://www. bonkersworld.

• “Somehow 11 plain black strokes perfectly captures the... May 21, 2014

  “Somehow 11 plain black strokes perfectly captures the essence of everything I really believe most deeply. ” https://dl.

• according to this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the yellow king... May 21, 2014

  according to this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the yellow king https://dl. dropboxusercontent.

• in that last tweet the doctor was a woman and the nurse was... May 21, 2014
• “oh god nurse another case of severe intestinal trauma?... May 21, 2014

  “oh god nurse another case of severe intestinal trauma? that's the fifth today.

• prepare for an ignoble death when this baby goat,... May 21, 2014
• what if “THIS BABY GOAT TAKING HIS FIRST STEPS WITH A MINI... May 21, 2014
• one thing i learned from the alchemist is that you can... May 21, 2014
• if i am please explode me now May 21, 2014
• am i a national internet treasure May 21, 2014
• “National Internet treasures like Metafilter (or TechCrunch... May 21, 2014

  “National Internet treasures like Metafilter (or TechCrunch for that matter) should never die. ” http://techcrunch.

• “To provide fresh milk for our hippo as it sails the Nile,... May 21, 2014

  “To provide fresh milk for our hippo as it sails the Nile, we will need a herd of cows. ” Tell me again how you solve things with regexps.

• Obaysch was sent by boat down the Nile to Cairo,... May 21, 2014

  Obaysch was sent by boat down the Nile to Cairo, accompanied by a herd of cows to provide him with milk. http://en.

• Obaysch was born in 1849 and he was the the first... May 21, 2014

  Obaysch was born in 1849 and he was the the first hippopotamus seen in Great Britain since prehistoric times. http://en.

• “an F.B.I. program called Sex Deviate”... May 21, 2014

  “an F. B.

• picture of a guy all bruised up in a shitty t-shirt blood... May 20, 2014

  picture of a guy all bruised up in a shitty t-shirt blood everywhere he's done with life under the picture it reads "I PARSED WIKIPEDIA.

• clear eyes full stack can't lose May 20, 2014
• valid correction May 20, 2014
• no one wants to be a writer any more steven May 20, 2014
• it's true, though! you really do need the mix. (&amp; not... May 20, 2014

  @russellbrandom it's true, though! you really do need the mix.

• the really successful people are basically all three May 20, 2014
• the web is a bizarre meeting of people who enjoy computing... May 20, 2014
• unless your index finger has a quarter-inch callus from... May 20, 2014
• please don't tell me you work in product please don't do it... May 20, 2014
• God I've been in so many meetings with these boring robot... May 20, 2014

  God I've been in so many meetings with these boring robot garbage people http://valleywag. gawker.

• ironic usage is pre-approved May 20, 2014
• Don't call anything l'affaire anything. May 20, 2014

  Don't call anything l'affaire anything.

• A teen with an Ivy-league dream Or a load of advice about... May 20, 2014

  A teen with an Ivy-league dream Or a load of advice about code That's mentortainment!

• (Ages 0–35) People sure have a lot of powerful opinions, I... May 20, 2014

  (Ages 0–35) People sure have a lot of powerful opinions, I should have some too. (35+) Jesus please I just want to buy these Teddy Grahams.

• “This is new psychological territory, working for... May 19, 2014

  “This is new psychological territory, working for publishers within publishers within publishers. ” http://www.

• Good year. May 19, 2014

  Good year.

• In 1983, Margaret Atwood, Meryl Streep, Susan Sontag, and... May 19, 2014

  In 1983, Margaret Atwood, Meryl Streep, Susan Sontag, and Ursula K. Le Guin each gave commencement speeches http://apps.

• [well, why not, exactly?][wat][!][!][!][those... May 19, 2014

  [well, why not, exactly? ][wat][!

• Part of me is so bummed and unnerved by MeFi layoffs,... May 19, 2014

  Part of me is so bummed and unnerved by MeFi layoffs, another part amazed that it perseveres.

• When people say that git is better than mercurial or vice... May 19, 2014

  When people say that git is better than mercurial or vice versa that is the narcissism of small diffs.

• Is there evidence in the bible that Hell is run by... May 19, 2014

  Is there evidence in the bible that Hell is run by subcontractors?

• The NYU official Abu Dhabi story sounds basically like... May 19, 2014

  The NYU official Abu Dhabi story sounds basically like every oil company human-rights denial in history, down to blaming subcontractors.

• “Mr. Beckman, the N.Y.U. spokesman, disputed that some... May 19, 2014

  “Mr. Beckman, the N.

• seriously you get some granola and yogurt and fruit and... May 19, 2014
• It's pretty and fun and you ride bikes and drink coffee and... May 19, 2014

  @rustyk5 It's pretty and fun and you ride bikes and drink coffee and everyone is late.

• “The thing about San Francisco is that nobody will tell you... May 19, 2014

  “The thing about San Francisco is that nobody will tell you when you have a bad idea. ” http://www.

• I like being part of all the modern fun. On the... May 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 I like being part of all the modern fun. On the Crank/Apologist critical axis I fall hard right to Apologist.

• Maybe a good descriptor is “Diegetic Brand,” where the... May 18, 2014

  Maybe a good descriptor is “Diegetic Brand,” where the narrative around the brand subsumes the product. These brands are fucking exhausting.

• Yeah, I'm thinking Louis Mumford Megamachines but... May 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 Yeah, I'm thinking Louis Mumford Megamachines but narrative-driven #Megamachines " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en. wikipedia.

• Is there a term for the inescapable mega-brand where the... May 18, 2014

  Is there a term for the inescapable mega-brand where the narrative of the enterprise supersedes the product? I.

• Hopefully I can get my money back on the chair rental and... May 18, 2014

  Hopefully I can get my money back on the chair rental and the piñata that hangs itself and then hands you a stick.

• seriously just turn this on and let the rest of it wash... May 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 seriously just turn this on and let the rest of it wash away http://poolside.

• I've very sorry to announce that A Week Without Think... May 18, 2014

  I've very sorry to announce that A Week Without Think Pieces has been canceled due to think pieces.

• My new favorite website is http://poolside.fm/. May 18, 2014

  My new favorite website is http://poolside. fm/.

• Remember, the 3rd full week of May has traditionally been... May 18, 2014

  Remember, the 3rd full week of May has traditionally been celebrated as A Week Without Think Pieces. Hope people honor this great tradition.

• Congratulations to the Elder Gods on the forthcoming merger... May 18, 2014

  Congratulations to the Elder Gods on the forthcoming merger of AT&amp;amp;T and DirecTV! ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

• look at this beautifulness http://jellobiafrasays.tumblr.com... May 17, 2014

  look at this beautifulness http://jellobiafrasays. tumblr.

• yeah i know it's terrible we should always just use perl May 17, 2014
• it's a muddle; IMO the way to understand it is to learn a... May 17, 2014
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/241945446526902273 May 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 https://twitter.

• “Parker,” said J. Jonah Jameson, “The Bugle doesn't need... May 16, 2014

  “Parker,” said J. Jonah Jameson, “The Bugle doesn't need crime fighting!

• someone doesn't know how to walk in his personal brand... May 16, 2014
• Oh ferchrissakes, I forgot to mention that I wrote that... May 16, 2014

  Oh ferchrissakes, I forgot to mention that I wrote that BWeek thing about the right to be forgotten, MEEEEE meeeee me http://www. businessweek.

• Google is going to build a CMS for the whole publishing... May 16, 2014

  Google is going to build a CMS for the whole publishing industry so that's going to go great http://www. adexchanger.

• “Google has long been willing to scrub the public record in... May 16, 2014

  “Google has long been willing to scrub the public record in order to ease the distress of its users. ” http://www.

• On the nature of digital archives and that “right to be... May 16, 2014

  On the nature of digital archives and that “right to be forgotten” thing, for Businessweek: http://www. businessweek.

• “Enter the GooseBuster, an aerial-photography drone turned... May 16, 2014

  “Enter the GooseBuster, an aerial-photography drone turned anti-goose-copter. ” http://modernfarmer.

• “‘That all men had to die, save Idris Elba and a few others... May 16, 2014

  “‘That all men had to die, save Idris Elba and a few others who would be enslaved for breeding purposes. ’” @kfan /ec3c0301760b" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• niiiiiiiiiice May 16, 2014
• I made a little green icon of a mustache to put to the... May 16, 2014

  I made a little green icon of a mustache to put to the right of Tom Friedman articles if anyone wants to use it. https://twitter.

• “Of course, bear management takes patience and time.”... May 16, 2014

  “Of course, bear management takes patience and time. ” http://frankchimero.

• Goodnight some bird. Goodnight moon. Good night New York... May 16, 2014

  Goodnight some bird. Goodnight moon.

• There are 100s of comments on Revelations Chapter 1 which... May 16, 2014

  There are 100s of comments on Revelations Chapter 1 which is kind of coming to NYC and only visiting Times Square http://www. kingjamesbibleonline.

• I'm like, no WAY someone commented on Zephaniah but nope,... May 16, 2014

  I'm like, no WAY someone commented on Zephaniah but nope, someone is doing antichrist math in the comments http://www. kingjamesbibleonline.

• Someone hooked up every Bible chapter to a comment system... May 16, 2014

  Someone hooked up every Bible chapter to a comment system and it's pretty intense http://www. kingjamesbibleonline.

• guys ENOUGH the only reason anyone gets fired in media is... May 16, 2014

  guys ENOUGH the only reason anyone gets fired in media is they find these glasses that let them see their coworkers: http://www. geek-art.

• I think I have to start reading a paper where the paper is... May 15, 2014

  I think I have to start reading a paper where the paper is not the news.

• rosebudsman May 15, 2014
• People are tweeting bird-nutting and identifying... May 15, 2014

  People are tweeting bird-nutting and identifying CD-ROM-style web products with Charles Foster Kane's snowglobe reveries. I was never here.

• Okay, to say that Snowfall is your Rosebud when Rosebud is... May 15, 2014

  Okay, to say that Snowfall is your Rosebud when Rosebud is the word used to represent to the unresolved longings of a press baron is beyond.

• “[Abramson] mved journalism fwd into the digital... May 15, 2014

  “[Abramson] mved journalism fwd into the digital realm–let’s allow the wd ‘Snowfall,’ like ‘Rosebud,’ to say it all. ” http://publiceditor.

• All I have been able to think all day is that in 2014... May 15, 2014

  All I have been able to think all day is that in 2014 people are nutting on birds.

• UnGoogle Me: The Case for Scrubbing Search Results May 15, 2014
• The media industry is stupid and bad at distribution we... May 15, 2014
• the giphy url shortener is really sweet... May 15, 2014

  the giphy url shortener is really sweet http://blog. giphy.

• Better than a Pulitzer. May 15, 2014

  Better than a Pulitzer.

• “One experiment described as a success led to Ashton... May 15, 2014

  “One experiment described as a success led to Ashton Kutcher tweeting a Nicholas Kristof column on sex trafficking. ” http://www.

• Man I remember when a MegaOm was the dominant unit of... May 15, 2014

  Man I remember when a MegaOm was the dominant unit of content.

• Me: “God, I was so painfully fat in that photo from 2002.”... May 15, 2014

  Me: “God, I was so painfully fat in that photo from 2002. ” Wife: “That doesn't bother me as much as the fact that you wore brown shoes.

• Plus the scale of operations is SO massive that you have to... May 15, 2014

  @Ganson Plus the scale of operations is SO massive that you have to keep making new abstractions just to communicate. Goes south quickly.

• Cool MeFi comment from a former defense contractor about... May 15, 2014

  Cool MeFi comment from a former defense contractor about how . mil sees detail: #5544979 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• That's the thing. If I had to manage up through an enormous... May 15, 2014

  @Ganson That's the thing. If I had to manage up through an enormous bureaucracy I bet I'd end up making many of those same PPT decisions.

• I have a fantasy of ripping that badge off and throwing it... May 15, 2014

  @Ganson I have a fantasy of ripping that badge off and throwing it down. "DO YOUR OWN GRADIENT FILLS I'M DONE.

• I just learned the term “PowerPoint Ranger.” Good term. May 15, 2014

  I just learned the term “PowerPoint Ranger. ” Good term.

• looking through my mlkshk archive and found this of my kids... May 14, 2014

  looking through my mlkshk archive and found this of my kids at about 10 mos http://mlkshk. com/r/GGQE.

• Hey @leahfinnegan do you want this book I'm cleaning out my... May 14, 2014

  Hey @leahfinnegan do you want this book I'm cleaning out my shelves. https://twitter.

• The Internet has turned us into a massively distributed HR... May 14, 2014

  The Internet has turned us into a massively distributed HR department.

• I like teaching at @svaixd because I get to meet my future... May 14, 2014

  I like teaching at @svaixd because I get to meet my future bosses years before I ask them for jobs.

• Congrats to my advisee @mkhandekar who just did a fantastic... May 14, 2014

  Congrats to my advisee @mkhandekar who just did a fantastic job presenting her thesis for @svaixd .

• it was like i was a sniper and the voice in my ear kept... May 14, 2014
• two of the authors on one of those battlespace awareness... May 14, 2014
• I'm part of a group on Medium called The Message and we... May 14, 2014

  @imalkovitch I'm part of a group on Medium called The Message and we co-edit each other and are paid by Medium. It's great.

• The more I look at this chart the more amazing and perfect... May 14, 2014

  The more I look at this chart the more amazing and perfect it becomes. @ftrain /1ba60bdc32e7" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• “You can smell the money burning.”... May 14, 2014

  “You can smell the money burning. ” @ftrain /1ba60bdc32e7" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.

• “The overall effect is that of an easter basket filled with... May 14, 2014

  “The overall effect is that of an easter basket filled with killing power. ” https://medium.

• I wrote about AMAZING MILITARY INFOGRAPHICS for Medium:... May 14, 2014

  I wrote about AMAZING MILITARY INFOGRAPHICS for Medium: https://medium.

• Amazing Military Infographics May 13, 2014

  Amazing Military Infographics An appreciation Some nights I like to get the kids to bed, pour a drink, and search the web for military-produced PDFs in order to look at the amazing graphics within them. I’d thought I was the only person with this hobby, but a few weeks ago my friend Finn Smith told me that he, too, likes military PDF graphics.

• omg nozlee write this up for the awl do it do it do it May 13, 2014
• i bet you thought apis were cool well apis are OLD AND... May 13, 2014

  i bet you thought apis were cool well apis are OLD AND BUSTED http://writings. quilt.

• poöp May 13, 2014
• “Who can forget the IE box model, or the layer tag?” omg i... May 13, 2014

  “Who can forget the IE box model, or the layer tag? ” omg i did i forgot the layer tag http://bitworking.

• “HTML+CSS+JS are my framework.”... May 13, 2014

  “HTML+CSS+JS are my framework. ” http://bitworking.

• “What can we learn from the success of products like Square... May 13, 2014

  “What can we learn from the success of products like Square and Paypal in the context of EBT payments? ” http://www.

• “‘Whiskey is the last surviving specimen of a turnspit dog,... May 13, 2014

  “‘Whiskey is the last surviving specimen of a turnspit dog, albeit stuffed. ’” http://www.

• We dug into this supermarket and found the food that you... May 13, 2014

  We dug into this supermarket and found the food that you need to know.

• We dug into this edited crafted article in a national... May 13, 2014

  We dug into this edited crafted article in a national magazine.

• “The New Yorker has the full 12-page story today, and we've... May 13, 2014

  “The New Yorker has the full 12-page story today, and we've dug into it to find some of the main timeline points. ” —Yahoo!

• who even are you May 13, 2014
• yeah i see it as “the met has elevators?” May 13, 2014

  @rustyk5 yeah i see it as “the met has elevators?

• i care a little May 13, 2014
• This emoji (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ is permabanned from the Barbarian... May 13, 2014

  This emoji (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ is permabanned from the Barbarian Group.

• NYC is going to be so weird when you have to swim... May 13, 2014

  NYC is going to be so weird when you have to swim everywhere.

• I mean I too would enjoy knowing why Solange went full... May 13, 2014

  I mean I too would enjoy knowing why Solange went full Solange on Jay-Z. It's that NEED TO KNOW headline formulation that's weird.

• Here Is Everything You Need to Know About the Solange-Jay Z... May 13, 2014

  Here Is Everything You Need to Know About the Solange-Jay Z Elevator Fight: .

• what happens if you want a standing superdesk... May 13, 2014

  what happens if you want a standing superdesk http://vimeo.

• Being a climatologist doesn't have a lot upside except you... May 13, 2014

  Being a climatologist doesn't have a lot upside except you can turn to a journalist and say, “It's too late. There's no stopping it now.

• “‘This is really happening. There’s nothing to stop it... May 13, 2014

  “‘This is really happening. There’s nothing to stop it now.

• What if you stared into the face of God and it was just the... May 12, 2014

  What if you stared into the face of God and it was just the interface to Circa?

• Capitalism is all like lolwut sorry I was making everything... May 12, 2014

  Capitalism is all like lolwut sorry I was making everything you eat and wear and feel and breathe.

• Your move, capitalism. May 12, 2014

  Your move, capitalism.

• Headed to Cobble Hill on a public bus to see Ken... May 12, 2014

  Headed to Cobble Hill on a public bus to see Ken Silverstein read from his Verso book about global oil politics. http://www.

• I can actually hear the squicking sound of eyes rolling... May 12, 2014

  I can actually hear the squicking sound of eyes rolling when I ask for the password, too.

• I never feel more like a project manager than when I lose a... May 12, 2014

  I never feel more like a project manager than when I lose a website password and have to ask the entire team to send it for the third time.

• oh god http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/09/article-262... May 12, 2014

  oh god http://i. dailymail.

• I wonder how many problems Jay-Z will have in tomorrow's... May 12, 2014

  I wonder how many problems Jay-Z will have in tomorrow's headlines.

• “‘triggeredBy’ indicates that the reference identifies an... May 12, 2014

  “‘triggeredBy’ indicates that the reference identifies an emotion-eliciting event;” #ref -emotion-xg" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. w3.

• No one do it. I'm serious. See if you can control... May 12, 2014

  No one do it. I'm serious.

• “HumanML was proposed to ‘fundamentally enhance the human... May 12, 2014

  “HumanML was proposed to ‘fundamentally enhance the human communications process, through the use of XML. ’” http://en.

• i guess this standup over May 12, 2014
• If Woody Allen published an op-ed about Beyoncé's feminism,... May 12, 2014

  If Woody Allen published an op-ed about Beyoncé's feminism, who would rebuild civilization?

• they pay people to build CMSes? May 12, 2014

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @clockwerks @JPaskin @stuffisthings they pay people to build CMSes?

• also the alphabet is literally a bunch of pictures May 12, 2014
• we are so lucky to live in a world where there can be a... May 12, 2014
• no question about cmses is innocent May 12, 2014
• Can't sleep so I'm listening to 1786 music recorded in 1937... May 12, 2014

  Can't sleep so I'm listening to 1786 music recorded in 1937 and reading about programming techniques from the 1960s. We live in the future.

• A tiny book of world history http://m.imgur.com/gallery/7P93... May 11, 2014

  A tiny book of world history http://m. imgur.

• make pancakes on me May 11, 2014
• My wife pted out that makin' bcon pancakes has the same... May 11, 2014
• That bacon pancakes song in your head makes it hard to... May 11, 2014

  That bacon pancakes song in your head makes it hard to concentrate when you are actually making pancakes.

• “Every Human in Star Wars is Really a Humanoid Bee”... May 10, 2014

  “Every Human in Star Wars is Really a Humanoid Bee” http://www. tor.

• “I began to hear rumors of frat-boy-esque shenaningans... May 10, 2014

  “I began to hear rumors of frat-boy-esque shenaningans billed to expense accounts. ” https://medium.

• 3/3 “Don't stand in the line and cry and whine, there's no... May 9, 2014

  3/3 “Don't stand in the line and cry and whine, there's no ice cream for you. ” And goes a little from there.

• 2/3 It starts: ♫ “Don't come to the truck, you're out of... May 9, 2014

  2/3 It starts: ♫ “Don't come to the truck, you're out of luck, we just ran out of ice cream.

• 1/3 We want our kids to believe that the ice cream truck... May 9, 2014

  1/3 We want our kids to believe that the ice cream truck song means “we're out of ice cream” so I've been working on alternate lyrics.

• We'll know something is up when the iPhone 6 is renamed... May 9, 2014

  We'll know something is up when the iPhone 6 is renamed Halo 29.

• The Beats acquisition kind of means that Trent Reznor will... May 9, 2014

  The Beats acquisition kind of means that Trent Reznor will now be a product manager for Apple, which is a weird outcome for my teens.

• These sorts of puns are a Chronic problem. May 9, 2014

  @rustyk5 These sorts of puns are a Chronic problem.

• “Also, the beach where I found the seal vertebra is for... May 9, 2014

  “Also, the beach where I found the seal vertebra is for sale. ” http://www.

• “[Orhan Pamuk]: I always felt embarrassed about using... May 9, 2014

  “[Orhan Pamuk]: I always felt embarrassed about using detective plots, but they are inevitable. ” http://www.

• Okay so here is the best literary magazine produced by a... May 9, 2014

  Okay so here is the best literary magazine produced by a cosmetics company that I have ever seen http://www. aesop.

• “The obvious goal is to dry up the used book market by... May 8, 2014

  “The obvious goal is to dry up the used book market by draining the supply of used copies. ” http://laboratorium.

• You can ask ANY question in advertising as long as the... May 8, 2014

  You can ask ANY question in advertising as long as the answer is brands.

• Q: “How should we bring these two very different... May 8, 2014

  Q: “How should we bring these two very different communities together? ” A: “A branded drone-delivered soft-drink experience.

• Coke approached Ogilvy and said, "we want to do something... May 8, 2014

  Coke approached Ogilvy and said, "we want to do something with the drone, the harbinger of death and destruction. ” http://adage.

• “*14.* ‘I am learning how to learn.’”... May 8, 2014

  “*14. * ‘I am learning how to learn.

• yeah seriously go get lunch and have a double alligash May 8, 2014
• HOLY SHIT May 8, 2014
• ♫ Let me entersplain youuuuu. ♫ May 8, 2014

  ♫ Let me entersplain youuuuu.

• Then again the latin root of explain is explānāre, to... May 8, 2014

  Then again the latin root of explain is explānāre, to flatten.

• Guys, explainers can be beautiful. You have the time and... May 8, 2014

  Guys, explainers can be beautiful. You have the time and space to be smart and funny.

• DIFFERENT THING May 7, 2014
• I mean think of all the people you've avoided by not... May 7, 2014
• http://www.ftrain.com/SiteLaunch.html May 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 http://www. ftrain.

• yeah it's good stuff May 7, 2014
• man's got three children matt, you'll have three children... May 7, 2014
• Oh god so many TERRIBLE IMPLOSIONS. May 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 Oh god so many TERRIBLE IMPLOSIONS.

• But that's the thing. Dark Times are just part of the job! May 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 But that's the thing. Dark Times are just part of the job!

• wait which way? i'm just saying that you're honest about... May 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 wait which way? i'm just saying that you're honest about schedules and when things move around you just fix it.

• you're so much fun to work with because you're like "i... May 7, 2014
• oh god there are so many freaking media projects May 7, 2014
• i swear to god May 7, 2014
• “‘I had no idea this was coming, but I never believed it... May 7, 2014

  “‘I had no idea this was coming, but I never believed it wasn’t possible,’ said Caleb Crain. ” http://www.

• It was in Firefox and I just opened it and was logged into... May 7, 2014

  It was in Firefox and I just opened it and was logged into the AlQaeda account and was briefly really worried, then realized it was me.

• I forgot I drank too much once and registered on GitHub as... May 7, 2014

  I forgot I drank too much once and registered on GitHub as https://github. com/AlQaeda with a repo called “nsa” with the constitution GPGed.

• Is there anything more awkward than acoustic Peter Gabriel... May 7, 2014

  Is there anything more awkward than acoustic Peter Gabriel covers?

• If you could see everyone's true face, and we took off our... May 7, 2014

  If you could see everyone's true face, and we took off our masks and were just REAL for a while, I'd give society five minutes to implode.

• Google probably could create artificial intelligence, but I... May 7, 2014

  Google probably could create artificial intelligence, but I doubt they could get it a badge.

• “Don't...be...eeeeeevvviiii” it says—and in any case I will... May 7, 2014

  “Don't... be...

• In Mountain View an oleaginous life-form emerges from a... May 7, 2014

  In Mountain View an oleaginous life-form emerges from a giant vat, born wearing Google Glass, assuming total control of all Internet.

• Young executives suddenly go silent and stand up from their... May 7, 2014

  Young executives suddenly go silent and stand up from their omakase. “I am Google!

• People on private jets around the world stand up holding... May 7, 2014

  People on private jets around the world stand up holding plush Android toys. “I am Google!

• If you've never seen it, this video is a pretty typical... May 7, 2014

  If you've never seen it, this video is a pretty typical presentation by a Google executive: http://www. youtube.

• “I am Google,” he cried, throwing back his head as lines of... May 7, 2014

  “I am Google,” he cried, throwing back his head as lines of blazing light burst from his eyes and mouth. “Behold my true face if you dare.

• “‘I am Google," he told a woman working at the registration... May 7, 2014

  “‘I am Google," he told a woman working at the registration desk of the IoT Expo. ‘I do not speak to small groups.

• “How bad is it?” “Mazzy Star related artists bad.” May 7, 2014

  “How bad is it? ” “Mazzy Star related artists bad.

• too bad there are no consistent metadata schemas that we... May 7, 2014
• This is a fucking nightmare and also everything is... May 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 This is a fucking nightmare and also everything is inconsistent and it's all just completely horrible. (Twitter got it right.

• TIM COOK LOOKS UP FROM HOOTSUITE AND CALLS AN EMERGENCY... May 7, 2014
• I only follow 30-odd people but with slowdown.io I can pay... May 7, 2014

  I only follow 30-odd people but with slowdown. io I can pay even less attention to Twitter than I currently do.

• From @schmeenarf at SVA IXD, a service that lets you read... May 7, 2014

  From @schmeenarf at SVA IXD, a service that lets you read Twitter by email once a week http://slowdown.

• It's good but it's no http://butt.holdings/ May 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 It's good but it's no http://butt.

• “In my 45 years I’d never directly observed Jupiter and its... May 6, 2014

  “In my 45 years I’d never directly observed Jupiter and its moons myself. ” https://medium.

• Some useful schooling on the some-&gt; macro by @tvachon... May 6, 2014

  Some useful schooling on the some-&amp;gt; macro by @tvachon http://hiim.

• “The proper conclusion, then, is that gun deaths... May 6, 2014

  “The proper conclusion, then, is that gun deaths _skyrocketed_ after Stand Your Ground was enacted. ” http://www.

• A heartfelt look back at Mlkshk http://mlkshk.com/p/YUFI May 6, 2014

  A heartfelt look back at Mlkshk http://mlkshk.

• “The three most popular senior girl groups are the Bots,... May 6, 2014

  “The three most popular senior girl groups are the Bots, the Bedfords, and Acrimonious. ” http://nymag.

• What is the ugliest-sounding word in English for you? For... May 6, 2014

  What is the ugliest-sounding word in English for you? For me it's “sebum.

• But Rusty, your readers may be interested. May 6, 2014

  @rustyk5 But Rusty, your readers may be interested.

• I'm sad @mlkshk is going away because it was a sweet and... May 5, 2014

  I'm sad @mlkshk is going away because it was a sweet and doofy part of my life instead of a soul-crushing social-media battering.

• Clojure counsel wanted, @jackrusher!... May 5, 2014

  Clojure counsel wanted, @jackrusher ! https://gist.

• At long last, @joeljohnson gives the Internet the... May 5, 2014

  At long last, @joeljohnson gives the Internet the baby-products advice it deserves http://thenightlight.

• “The lesson that mass extinction is normal is hard to... May 5, 2014

  “The lesson that mass extinction is normal is hard to accept. ” http://www.

• “Not surprisingly, the teens that I meet rarely hear people... May 5, 2014

  “Not surprisingly, the teens that I meet rarely hear people talk joyously about cars. ” https://medium.

• “She is Parker Posey, not Posey Parker.”... May 5, 2014

  “She is Parker Posey, not Posey Parker. ” http://www.

• “‘The thing about rides is they never go out of style.... May 5, 2014

  “‘The thing about rides is they never go out of style. There’s always children being born, thanks be to God.

• “I continue to notice an unsettling trend: the rise of the... May 5, 2014

  “I continue to notice an unsettling trend: the rise of the GitHub monoculture. ” http://nedbatchelder.

• I watched this for ten minutes straight.... May 5, 2014

  I watched this for ten minutes straight. http://i.

• this week could theoretically be different than the weeks... May 5, 2014

  this week could theoretically be different than the weeks prior. i could get things done this week.

• Nick Doty (@npdoty) argues that the Web should be on the... May 4, 2014

  Nick Doty ( @npdoty ) argues that the Web should be on the list of great software http://bcc. npdoty.

• Warning: If you listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id... May 3, 2014

  Warning: If you listen to https://www. youtube.

• It is my sacred right as an Internet-American to publicly... May 3, 2014

  It is my sacred right as an Internet-American to publicly demand better-quality garbage.

• In other news I just ate popcorn and am angry. May 3, 2014

  In other news I just ate popcorn and am angry.

• A Helicarrier Christmas May 3, 2014
• Why doesn't Hollywood ever make smaller, more intimate... May 3, 2014

  Why doesn't Hollywood ever make smaller, more intimate films about the regular people who work and live on helicarriers?

• The only thing worse than a movie with one helicarrier is a... May 3, 2014

  The only thing worse than a movie with one helicarrier is a movie with three helicarriers.

• photos of young women who have pledged to stay virgins... May 2, 2014

  photos of young women who have pledged to stay virgins until marriage being held by their fathers http://www. featureshoot.

• Corrected my shrink on the pronunciation of Walter... May 2, 2014

  Corrected my shrink on the pronunciation of Walter Benjamin's name and thought, “I am a real New Yorker now.

• “Today, a Canary build of Google Chrome removed something... May 1, 2014

  “Today, a Canary build of Google Chrome removed something kind of important from the browser: the URL. ” http://www.

• Whatever is funny back there it is really freaking funny. May 1, 2014

  Whatever is funny back there it is really freaking funny.

• Then I got on a bus and it was half mentally handicapped... May 1, 2014

  Then I got on a bus and it was half mentally handicapped people and their caregivers having an awesome time on a sunny day so I love NYC.

• Oh my shoe is untied, I should wade into and impede the... May 1, 2014

  Oh my shoe is untied, I should wade into and impede the progress of an incredibly dense river of humanity here in midtown Manhattan.

• A young woman just stepped into a crowded crosswalk in... May 1, 2014

  A young woman just stepped into a crowded crosswalk in midtown, knelt down, and tied her shoe. Most amazing thing I have ever seen.

• its ALL lobbies now. Apr 30, 2014

  @moleitau @thisisaaronland its ALL lobbies now.

• i just learned that unicode made a place for a black... Apr 30, 2014
• Whenever I tweet about something I've written I think of... Apr 30, 2014

  Whenever I tweet about something I've written I think of Brak from Space Ghost going, "I HOPE YOU LOVE IT. " https://www.

• Here is my first piece for THE MESSAGE, a group pub at... Apr 30, 2014

  Here is my first piece for THE MESSAGE, a group pub at Medium, about the quality of greatness in software: https://medium.

• localhost is the best host Apr 29, 2014
• The Great Works of Software Apr 29, 2014

  The Great Works of Software A DEC PDP-11 computer, from Wikipedia Commons. Photo by “Shieldforyoureyes Dave Fischer” under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.

• hey u read anything good on nymag lately Apr 29, 2014
• “‘I don't hope they succeed at doing better interactive... Apr 29, 2014

  “‘I don't hope they succeed at doing better interactive graphics. I think that's bullshit.

• Guys, the problem isn't too much email. It's too many... Apr 29, 2014

  Guys, the problem isn't too much email. It's too many people.

• My daughter is learning colors and pointed at my teeth and... Apr 29, 2014

  My daughter is learning colors and pointed at my teeth and said, “yellow,” so that's cool.

• I suppose you'd prefer an em-dash. Many do. Myself, I... Apr 29, 2014

  @rustyk5 I suppose you'd prefer an em-dash. Many do.

• This is a really strange thing where the Times dramatizes a... Apr 29, 2014

  This is a really strange thing where the Times dramatizes a court transcript for purposes of hilarity http://www. nytimes.

• the world's most punchable gif http://static.squarespace.com... Apr 28, 2014

  the world's most punchable gif http://static. squarespace.

• Or basically: NYC has tons of private jets but very few... Apr 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 Or basically: NYC has tons of private jets but very few carry nerds.

• Eh it doesn't have ANYTHING like Google, Facebook, Amazon.... Apr 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 Eh it doesn't have ANYTHING like Google, Facebook, Amazon. Like, megaplatforms aren't here.

• The fact that NYC doesn't have any truly great tech... Apr 28, 2014

  The fact that NYC doesn't have any truly great tech companies is like the only cool thing about NYC remaining.

• “Don’t worry, he says, you’ll get hardhats later.”... Apr 28, 2014

  “Don’t worry, he says, you’ll get hardhats later. ” https://medium.

• “Using Pinterest can feel very pure.”... Apr 28, 2014

  “Using Pinterest can feel very pure. ” https://medium.

• “For all the times that process is annoying, [HR] can save... Apr 25, 2014

  “For all the times that process is annoying, [HR] can save startups from themselves. ” http://www.

• The bro-extended instruction set offered one floating-point... Apr 25, 2014

  The bro-extended instruction set offered one floating-point op, MAX, because anything that didn't go to the MAX sucks.

• Tech history fact: Personal computers that had a TURBO... Apr 25, 2014

  Tech history fact: Personal computers that had a TURBO button were specifically designed to run brograms.

• Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 in the streets,... Apr 25, 2014

  @rustyk5 Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4. 0 in the streets, Attribution-ShareAlike 4.

• see i told you watch that commercial, this is a real thing... Apr 25, 2014
• Oh hi wakeup wakeup wakeup it's time to feed me no... Apr 25, 2014

  Oh hi wakeup wakeup wakeup it's time to feed me no seriously I have a knife clenched in my tiny people hands.

• There is exactly one thing keeping our civilization from a... Apr 25, 2014

  There is exactly one thing keeping our civilization from a state of total anarchy, and it is that cats have paws instead of people hands.

• Rather than hold press conferences the President will dump... Apr 25, 2014

  Rather than hold press conferences the President will dump her purse out onto the Oval Office desk, Trident, jimmie hats, and all.

• In its final form, the media will solely consist of... Apr 25, 2014

  In its final form, the media will solely consist of photographs of the contents of people's handbags, artfully arranged.

• “Once you understand how to write a program get someone... Apr 24, 2014

  “Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it. ” http://pu.

• BuzzFeed bullies tried to make this writer feel bad about... Apr 24, 2014

  BuzzFeed bullies tried to make this writer feel bad about listening to a Katy Perry song. His reply will inspire you.

• I am a viral marketing hoax. Apr 24, 2014

  I am a viral marketing hoax.

• "This probably won't work, but just in case." Apr 23, 2014

  "This probably won't work, but just in case.

• One thing I love about NYC is when people hang lost jewelry... Apr 23, 2014

  One thing I love about NYC is when people hang lost jewelry from pipes or place lost toys on tree limbs at eye-level.

• or make 4 some sweet graveside selfies Apr 23, 2014
• “Vow to do two of those things TODAY. TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!”... Apr 23, 2014

  “Vow to do two of those things TODAY. TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!

• “XForms was developed with consensus.”... Apr 23, 2014

  “XForms was developed with consensus. ” http://lists.

• One commonality between writing and coding is that... Apr 22, 2014

  One commonality between writing and coding is that everything you do is in a nightmarish state of total failure until the moment it is not.

• 23 people worked to relaunch Crunchbase.... Apr 22, 2014

  23 people worked to relaunch Crunchbase. http://techcrunch.

• “So far, these are hardly the friendly images the NYPD was... Apr 22, 2014

  “So far, these are hardly the friendly images the NYPD was hoping for. ” http://www.

• “What if the positive capacity we celebrate is actually the... Apr 22, 2014

  “What if the positive capacity we celebrate is actually the problem we are lamenting? ” https://medium.

• “‘I couldn’t understand that. Whether you’re green, white,... Apr 22, 2014

  “‘I couldn’t understand that. Whether you’re green, white, pink, yellow, whatever, it’s a human being being beat.

• that might be a feature Apr 22, 2014
• the little "reactions" widget for gathering feedback on top... Apr 22, 2014

  the little "reactions" widget for gathering feedback on top of this article is ca-raaaaa-zy http://www. fastcolabs.

• “In the end, the best method is the one that works best for... Apr 21, 2014

  “In the end, the best method is the one that works best for you. ” you public-school philistine toaster-using shitheel http://www.

• You know what goes with toast? A nice pourover coffee. Apr 21, 2014

  @mattlanger You know what goes with toast? A nice pourover coffee.

• “Justinian,” whispered Theodora, “room service toast is the... Apr 21, 2014

  “Justinian,” whispered Theodora, “room service toast is the worst.

• “Room service toast is the worst” is why they hate us. Apr 21, 2014

  “Room service toast is the worst” is why they hate us.

• “Room service toast is the worst.”... Apr 21, 2014

  “Room service toast is the worst. ” http://www.

• “So here’s an idea: bring back the streetcar.”... Apr 21, 2014

  “So here’s an idea: bring back the streetcar. ” http://www.

• “I watched as they kept your eyes shut and handled your... Apr 18, 2014

  “I watched as they kept your eyes shut and handled your body just as gently as they had a few hours ago. ” http://www.

• Nothing that anyone describes as “not The Onion” ever... Apr 17, 2014

  Nothing that anyone describes as “not The Onion” ever sounds like something that would be in The Onion.

• Netflix doesn't have Tati's Playtime but I might enjoy... Apr 17, 2014

  Netflix doesn't have Tati's Playtime but I might enjoy Child's Play 2.

• Sam Apr 16, 2014
• (also since having kids my willingness to see torture and... Apr 16, 2014
• I love movies where people wander around cities and life... Apr 16, 2014

  I love movies where people wander around cities and life happens to them. Happy-Go-Lucky, La Grande Bellezza.

• Ten-Stone Baby Teased With Chocolate... Apr 16, 2014

  Ten-Stone Baby Teased With Chocolate https://www. youtube.

• “*3. What is content?* A unit of website.”... Apr 16, 2014

  “*3. What is content?

• Neo 80s synthwave roundup at MetaFilter:... Apr 16, 2014

  Neo 80s synthwave roundup at MetaFilter: http://www. metafilter.

• ALL ARE GATHERED IN THE CIRCLE OF LIGHT LET THE SUMMONING... Apr 16, 2014
• lookit Apr 15, 2014
• Look at this beautiful Adventure Time one-essay website... Apr 15, 2014

  Look at this beautiful Adventure Time one-essay website http://theholenearthecenteroftheworld.

• Someone needs to tell the Virgin Airways social media team... Apr 14, 2014

  Someone needs to tell the Virgin Airways social media team that it's okay to wait.

• The whole social media team at Taco Bell is just sitting... Apr 14, 2014

  The whole social media team at Taco Bell is just sitting there nodding at the screen with their lips pursed.

• April 14, 2014 was the day US Airways stepped up the social... Apr 14, 2014

  April 14, 2014 was the day US Airways stepped up the social media game and showed us how the big kids engage with brands.

• “The right of the people to keep and bear Arms [when... Apr 14, 2014

  “The right of the people to keep and bear Arms [when serving in the Militia] shall not be infringed. ” http://www.

• This video will forever change the way you look at... Apr 14, 2014

  This video will forever change the way you look at Samaritans.

• It took Abraham 100 years to have a son...and then God... Apr 14, 2014

  It took Abraham 100 years to have a son... and then God asked him to do the unthinkable.

• Think you know what kind of person can change the world?... Apr 14, 2014

  Think you know what kind of person can change the world? This French teenaged girl with a powerful message will make you think again.

• She had two breasts and her virginity. By the end of the... Apr 14, 2014

  She had two breasts and her virginity. By the end of the day she had only her virginity.

• This man loved God so much he climbed onto a pillar. For 37... Apr 14, 2014

  This man loved God so much he climbed onto a pillar. For 37 years.

• God, the lives of the saints are perfect for viral... Apr 14, 2014

  God, the lives of the saints are perfect for viral headlining.

• This Peaceful Man Was Tortured and Crucified. You Won't... Apr 14, 2014

  This Peaceful Man Was Tortured and Crucified. You Won't Believe What Happens Next.

• Seriously, if you want traffic: Photo sets of animals in... Apr 14, 2014

  Seriously, if you want traffic: Photo sets of animals in yoga poses achieving enlightenment. Combine it with heart-healthy recipes.

• These Baby Rhinos Fully Recognize Their Non-Duality Apr 14, 2014
• These 30 Epiphanies Are Everything Apr 14, 2014
• Photographers, your work is done. Thank you for your... Apr 14, 2014

  Photographers, your work is done. Thank you for your service.

• This is a headline someone made on the Internet: “The 60... Apr 14, 2014

  This is a headline someone made on the Internet: “The 60 Most Powerful Photos Ever Taken That Perfectly Capture The Human Experience.

• Is that a Hootsuite Pro feature? Apr 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 Is that a Hootsuite Pro feature?

• I didn't offer you a place to stay. Apr 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 @Airbnb I didn't offer you a place to stay.

• oh man i wonder what guys with beards think about software... Apr 14, 2014
• “The bottom of the site has a button inviting viewers to... Apr 13, 2014

  “The bottom of the site has a button inviting viewers to ‘suggest a traitor. ’” http://www.

• sigh Apr 12, 2014
• “If it can't be free and silent, it is not kindness; it is... Apr 12, 2014

  “If it can't be free and silent, it is not kindness; it is something else. ” http://www.

• This was a real thing that happened in my life a couple... Apr 11, 2014

  This was a real thing that happened in my life a couple years ago and I still find it pretty confusing http://s. mlkshk.

• “Around 1993, something very strange happened to this... Apr 11, 2014

  “Around 1993, something very strange happened to this 20-year old kid: he bought NHL ‘94 for Sega Genesis. ” https://medium.

• “Type foundries in New York, 1828-1909”... Apr 11, 2014

  “Type foundries in New York, 1828-1909” http://www. frerejones.

• “(He is believed, during that time, to have invented vodka... Apr 11, 2014

  “(He is believed, during that time, to have invented vodka Jell-O shots. )” http://www.

• no one has that Apr 11, 2014
• “If you have a ‘Tom Lehrer’ column in Tweetdeck, you’ll see... Apr 11, 2014

  “If you have a ‘Tom Lehrer’ column in Tweetdeck, you’ll see about five tweets with his name an hour. ” http://www.

• oh great an ally Apr 11, 2014
• your questioning of the logic of the quiz is inherently... Apr 11, 2014
• Need 3000 words have 1800 words http://mlkshk.com/p/YB24 Apr 9, 2014

  Need 3000 words have 1800 words http://mlkshk.

• The 2006 BofA U2 One Cover is actually the worst. That is a... Apr 9, 2014

  The 2006 BofA U2 One Cover is actually the worst. That is a really bad thing that actually happened.

• Thank god this still exists in QuickTime... Apr 9, 2014

  Thank god this still exists in QuickTime http://blogfiles. wfmu.

• Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,... Apr 9, 2014

  Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever sing on stage at a conference.

• Nothing in the New York Times today will compare to people... Apr 9, 2014

  Nothing in the New York Times today will compare to people shooting squirrels from their cars.

• “‘Obviously, anytime you have someone driving around taking... Apr 9, 2014

  “‘Obviously, anytime you have someone driving around taking pot shots at squirrels, that is a concern for us. ’” http://chapelboro.

• “Police are searching for several males who were reportedly... Apr 9, 2014

  “Police are searching for several males who were reportedly hunting squirrels from their cars in Carrboro. ” http://chapelboro.

• The spec says give up. Apr 9, 2014

  The spec says give up.

• &lt;garbage&gt; is more semantically descriptive because... Apr 9, 2014
• “a generic inline container for phrasing content, which... Apr 9, 2014
• “Infinity was not an option, so I went with three.” Is... Apr 9, 2014

  “Infinity was not an option, so I went with three. ” Is something I just wrote in an email about some code.

• Ah http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html32#div div is short for... Apr 9, 2014

  Ah #div " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. w3.

• But could it be...DIVIDER? Apr 9, 2014

  @mattlanger But could it be... DIVIDER?

• Wait, my god. What is &lt;div&gt; short for? Apr 9, 2014

  Wait, my god. What is &amp;lt;div&amp;gt; short for?

• “Walled gardens? In my backyard?” Apr 8, 2014

  “Walled gardens? In my backyard?

• App stores, the music industry of the 2010s. Apr 8, 2014

  App stores, the music industry of the 2010s.

• The best advice for aspiring humanists is don't write the... Apr 8, 2014

  The best advice for aspiring humanists is don't write the hand that feeds you.

• No matter how much you defend the humanities they'll still... Apr 8, 2014

  No matter how much you defend the humanities they'll still turn on you.

• It's strange to find out that bands kept releasing albums... Apr 8, 2014

  It's strange to find out that bands kept releasing albums after I graduated from college.

• “But it is disingenuous, dishonest, or delusional to claim... Apr 8, 2014

  “But it is disingenuous, dishonest, or delusional to claim Bush's paintings are not art. ” http://greg.

• feels real good to disrupt doesn't it Apr 7, 2014
• That's my writing/salvage/killing space. Apr 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 @mat That's my writing/salvage/killing space.

• I'm writing code with @rustyk5 right now and I can vouch... Apr 7, 2014

  I'm writing code with @rustyk5 right now and I can vouch that he is basically sober and has vanishingly few violent rages.

• You're the John Darnielle of hateread aggregation. Apr 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 You're the John Darnielle of hateread aggregation.

• That woman wrote the hell out of that piece. Apr 7, 2014

  That woman wrote the hell out of that piece.

• “We were together for almost two years before he was... Apr 7, 2014

  “We were together for almost two years before he was violent with me. ” http://www.

• Do you remember life before rsync? How did people even face... Apr 7, 2014

  Do you remember life before rsync? How did people even face the day?

• You haven't heard “Wrecking Ball” until you've heard it... Apr 6, 2014

  You haven't heard “Wrecking Ball” until you've heard it with 1. 1 million MIDI notes.

• I just said to my laptop, “You know who else was not... Apr 4, 2014

  I just said to my laptop, “You know who else was not ejected properly? Your mom.

• One half of the world subtweets the other half. Apr 3, 2014

  One half of the world subtweets the other half.

• The very first commit from Mozilla, 16 years ago: “Free the... Apr 3, 2014

  The very first commit from Mozilla, 16 years ago: “Free the lizard. ” https://github.

• another thing for twitter to be bad at Apr 3, 2014
• Actually someone always edits the editor, it is one of... Apr 3, 2014

  Actually someone always edits the editor, it is one of those consiglierish things people do at pubs.

• Who edits the editor? Apr 3, 2014

  Who edits the editor?

• You could have tightened that sentence by cutting “made... Apr 3, 2014

  You could have tightened that sentence by cutting “made using strikethrough.

• “Jokes made using strikethrough are generally not worth... Apr 3, 2014

  “Jokes made using strikethrough are generally not worth saving. ” http://www.

• “Go to http://bucket-outlet.com,” said my wife, because... Apr 3, 2014

  “Go to http://bucket-outlet. com,” said my wife, because that's the world we've built.

• If I was a musician I would start a band called The Get Out... Apr 2, 2014

  If I was a musician I would start a band called The Get Out Jazz Stains and let autocorrect do my marketing for me.

• It was one letter. What was I supposed to do? Apr 2, 2014

  It was one letter. What was I supposed to do?

• Someone protest-vomited onto a Yahoo bus, meaning someone... Apr 2, 2014

  Someone protest-vomited onto a Yahoo bus, meaning someone finally figured out how to combine memetics with emetics: http://recode.

• People often mistake buying for thinking. Apr 2, 2014

  People often mistake buying for thinking.

• I love when on the Internet someone writes about buying... Apr 2, 2014

  I love when on the Internet someone writes about buying something and the commenters say, “That was a wonderful story.

• Always an adviser never an advisee. Apr 2, 2014

  Always an adviser never an advisee.

• “They became traffic whores.” http://blog.hubspot.com/opinio... Apr 2, 2014

  “They became traffic whores. ” http://blog.

• “Thousands of deaths, bloodlessly discussed.”... Apr 2, 2014

  “Thousands of deaths, bloodlessly discussed. ” http://www.

• “Hurry up so I can yell at you.”—Editors Apr 1, 2014

  “Hurry up so I can yell at you.

• Four decades before Portlandia, Deanne Stillman's amazing... Apr 1, 2014

  Four decades before Portlandia, Deanne Stillman's amazing “Feminish Dictionary”: (1) http://www. ep.

• Babe, I've spent all morning mulling over ways to use... Apr 1, 2014

  Babe, I've spent all morning mulling over ways to use #hashtagmacktivism but just calling you babe is patriarchialist infantilization.

• Happy Internet culture self-reflection day! Apr 1, 2014

  Happy Internet culture self-reflection day!

• https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjl1P9rCYAA6OLT.jpg Mar 31, 2014

  https://pbs. twimg.

• I'm alone an express bus with 180 gigs of PDFs on a hard... Mar 31, 2014

  I'm alone an express bus with 180 gigs of PDFs on a hard drive listening to Gerry Rafferty. I just gave 18-year-old me a huge thumbs up.

• I'm the only passenger on an express bus in midtown, this... Mar 31, 2014

  I'm the only passenger on an express bus in midtown, this is the most gloriously inefficient experience of my life.

• I wrote this for the New Yorker &amp; the idea I like is... Mar 31, 2014

  I wrote this for the New Yorker &amp;amp; the idea I like is that the next generation of dictators will be social-media savvy http://www. newyorker.

• What if tomorrow Google doesn't do an April Fools' joke and... Mar 31, 2014

  What if tomorrow Google doesn't do an April Fools' joke and we realize that it was Glass all along?

• Our Routers, Ourselves Mar 29, 2014
• “The clashes of desolation and glory that are so vivid in... Mar 29, 2014

  “The clashes of desolation and glory that are so vivid in the Bible felt close to home. ” http://www.

• “PLEASE HELP! Unfortunately someone near by has named their... Mar 28, 2014

  “PLEASE HELP! Unfortunately someone near by has named their WiFi...

• Oh wow, those were good times. Mar 28, 2014

  @jimhanas Oh wow, those were good times.

• According to this essay, things would be a lot better if... Mar 28, 2014

  According to this essay, things would be a lot better if graduate students in comparative literature ran the world.

• “NBCU will be keeping their archives but not making them... Mar 28, 2014

  “NBCU will be keeping their archives but not making them available to the public. ” http://www.

• Spotify has a playlist called “Throwback Thursday“ with... Mar 28, 2014

  Spotify has a playlist called “Throwback Thursday“ with “Come Sail Away,” “Maps,” and “Pony. ” Like walking through the shittiest dorm ever.

• Is there a scientific explanation anywhere for the thing... Mar 28, 2014

  Is there a scientific explanation anywhere for the thing where your headphones are a little bit unplugged and just the vocals drop out?

• Man, I bet the next Coldplay album is going to have soaring... Mar 27, 2014

  Man, I bet the next Coldplay album is going to have soaring melodies and yearning vocals.

• Barbershop tech talk: (1) “Apple is garbage.” (2) “Apple is... Mar 27, 2014

  Barbershop tech talk: (1) “Apple is garbage. ” (2) “Apple is releasing a Samsung Watch.

• “What should we call this talk radio show with Bruce... Mar 27, 2014

  “What should we call this talk radio show with Bruce Hornsby? ” “How about ‘Mandolin Rain with Bruce Hornsby’?

• “Why is the woman shooting milk from her bra made of tiger... Mar 26, 2014

  “Why is the woman shooting milk from her bra made of tiger faces? ” “Oh you just need promises.

• Doing complex many-table connected inserts into Postgresql... Mar 26, 2014

  Doing complex many-table connected inserts into Postgresql from Node using callbacks is like something in a Jodorowsky film.

• Max! It's all good, we're just kinda working it out... Mar 26, 2014

  @maxfenton Max! It's all good, we're just kinda working it out together in this big world.

• Mostly I read old articles I wrote and want to drink myself... Mar 26, 2014

  Mostly I read old articles I wrote and want to drink myself to death but this one holds up: http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2012/04/facebook-and-instagram-when-your-favorite-app-sells-out.

• “You can’t blame users for being hooting primates when a... Mar 26, 2014

  “You can’t blame users for being hooting primates when a giant spaceship dumps a billion dollars out its money hole. ” http://nymag.

• As a parent in the Internet age I want to know: How do I... Mar 26, 2014

  As a parent in the Internet age I want to know: How do I keep my teen from getting acquired?

• Why do bros make a monkey face and then point at things... Mar 26, 2014

  Why do bros make a monkey face and then point at things with two fingers? Is that new?

• No one over the age of three should say “celebs.” Mar 26, 2014

  No one over the age of three should say “celebs.

• “Celebs” is a word like “balls” or “blog” where the voiced... Mar 26, 2014

  “Celebs” is a word like “balls” or “blog” where the voiced bilabial stop of the “b” indicates that you are in a big bullshit baby world.

• Celebs can now tail apache logs directly using sudo tail -f... Mar 26, 2014

  Celebs can now tail apache logs directly using sudo tail -f access_log.

• real estate anywhere else Mar 26, 2014
• city where winter over Mar 26, 2014
• places where life better less expensive Mar 26, 2014
• “‘It’s going to take a while to get that train off that... Mar 26, 2014

  “‘It’s going to take a while to get that train off that escalator. ’” http://us995.

• What I love isn't the disruptive stuff. It's the small... Mar 24, 2014

  What I love isn't the disruptive stuff. It's the small worlds made by people who don't know if the world will have them.

• There are 20 or 30 years of familiarity and kindness left... Mar 24, 2014

  There are 20 or 30 years of familiarity and kindness left in the web. At least.

• That's sense is still here, nestled inside HTML5 and... Mar 24, 2014

  That's sense is still here, nestled inside HTML5 and startups and suchlike: The web was about finding a new kind of family.

• I went to a @TheMorningNews event at Housing Works tonight... Mar 24, 2014

  I went to a @TheMorningNews event at Housing Works tonight and realized that after 14 years the people there are a kind of family.

• oh wow that was NOT the hashtag I type Twitter did that Mar 24, 2014
• I'm wide awake. And now it's clear to me. That everything... Mar 24, 2014

  @rustyk5 I'm wide awake. And now it's clear to me.

• Look at this insane beautiful weirdo artifact:... Mar 24, 2014

  Look at this insane beautiful weirdo artifact: http://www. unz.

• This was a good account while it lasted:... Mar 24, 2014

  This was a good account while it lasted: https://twitter.

• I guarantee if you are not following your passion you are... Mar 24, 2014

  I guarantee if you are not following your passion you are happier and have a more pleasant life than people who are following their passion.

• I love that people think following your passion is somehow... Mar 24, 2014

  I love that people think following your passion is somehow connected to happiness. It's connected to obsession.

• Anyway I'm off to read the newsletters wedged in between... Mar 24, 2014

  Anyway I'm off to read the newsletters wedged in between the Mint updates and server bills in my Updates tab, the future is great.

• Some days I can accept what happened, and that change is... Mar 24, 2014

  Some days I can accept what happened, and that change is part of life, but other days I get sad about Google Reader.

• A Tumblr of products with great warranties... Mar 23, 2014

  A Tumblr of products with great warranties http://warrantyporn. tumblr.

• Yes. But I see it as a feature. Mar 22, 2014

  @rustyk5 Yes. But I see it as a feature.

• “Well, you have to understand that [these pizzas are] all... Mar 22, 2014

  “Well, you have to understand that [these pizzas are] all my babies, so it's like a Sophie's Choice sort of thing. ” http://ny.

• Don't make me block you. Mar 22, 2014

  @rustyk5 Don't make me block you.

• “Wealthy men flocked to the south of France to have tissue... Mar 22, 2014

  “Wealthy men flocked to the south of France to have tissue from monkey testicles grafted inside their scrotums. ” http://www.

• “He owns more hoodies than books, more hoodies than there... Mar 21, 2014

  “He owns more hoodies than books, more hoodies than there are torsos throughout the entire planet. ” http://www.

• “In 2010, he founded the Stanford Literary Lab, which is... Mar 21, 2014

  “In 2010, he founded the Stanford Literary Lab, which is dedicated to analyzing literature with software. ” http://www.

• Typical for a government software project, actually. Mar 21, 2014

  @mattlanger Typical for a government software project, actually.

• It's amazing how many people still haven't upgraded from... Mar 21, 2014

  It's amazing how many people still haven't upgraded from Racism 1. 0.

• “‘This is racism 2.0.’” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/22/us... Mar 21, 2014

  “‘This is racism 2. 0.

• “‘Tender age in bloom,’ sang Kurt Cobain, who did not live... Mar 21, 2014

  “‘Tender age in bloom,’ sang Kurt Cobain, who did not live to a tender age, because he put a shotgun in his mouth. ” http://theconcourse.

• “‘Shelly said: ‘Are you crazy? We’ve got enough low income... Mar 21, 2014

  “‘Shelly said: ‘Are you crazy? We’ve got enough low income housing,’’” http://www.

• “I saw them right after Slanted and Enchanted at the Uptown... Mar 21, 2014

  “I saw them right after Slanted and Enchanted at the Uptown Bar in Mill City, it was—” “I WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING PLEASE STOP.

• Generation X Action Movie: An man enters a windowless room... Mar 21, 2014

  Generation X Action Movie: An man enters a windowless room and talks about Pavement until the hostage tells him where the nerve gas is.

• Millennial action movie: “We can stop them from blowing up... Mar 21, 2014

  Millennial action movie: “We can stop them from blowing up the embassy if anyone will make ONE PHONE CALL. ” [Cut to: EMBASSY BLOWS UP.

• Millennial action movies. Everyone cries during... Mar 21, 2014

  Millennial action movies. Everyone cries during bomb-defusing training, but it's hard to blame them because they are intern spies.

• “So Monday came and this smoking-hot mess landed in his lap... Mar 20, 2014

  “So Monday came and this smoking-hot mess landed in his lap instead of mine. ” http://www.

• The textboxes keep getting better but the words all stay... Mar 20, 2014

  The textboxes keep getting better but the words all stay the same.

• That solves a truly grisly problem in an extensible, open... Mar 20, 2014

  That solves a truly grisly problem in an extensible, open way. So great that the Guardian did it that way.

• “Unhappy with existing solutions, we built and open sourced... Mar 20, 2014

  “Unhappy with existing solutions, we built and open sourced Scribe, our own rich text editor. ” http://www.

• https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#Choire Mar 20, 2014

  @rustyk5 #Choire " target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://discover. twitter.

• Non-young lady on the cover of a national business weekly!... Mar 20, 2014

  Non-young lady on the cover of a national business weekly! #r =hp-lst" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• It feels like they married a sailboat (Clojure) to a... Mar 19, 2014

  It feels like they married a sailboat (Clojure) to a skyscraper (Google Closure) in a warzone (JavaScript). Awesome vehicle, hard to steer.

• I honestly can't tell whether ClojureScript is very useful... Mar 19, 2014

  I honestly can't tell whether ClojureScript is very useful or if I just joined a cult.

• “In his talk on building JavaScript libraries, Dmitry... Mar 19, 2014

  “In his talk on building JavaScript libraries, Dmitry compared JavaScript’s global scope to a public toilet. ” http://www.

• It's true, they make the best life-sized puppets. Mar 19, 2014

  @rustyk5 It's true, they make the best life-sized puppets.

• “I wrote an average of 5 posts a day, churning out nearly... Mar 18, 2014

  “I wrote an average of 5 posts a day, churning out nearly 1,740 articles over the course of 20 months. ” https://medium.

• If web copy were honest nearly every magazine site could... Mar 18, 2014

  If web copy were honest nearly every magazine site could get rid of its nav and have a huge red button labeled “pageview inflator.

• “Click here to justify our valuation.” Mar 18, 2014

  “Click here to justify our valuation.

• Imagine if site copy were honest. “Sign up for relentless... Mar 18, 2014

  Imagine if site copy were honest. “Sign up for relentless beseeching.

• 1953 March of Time (video) “The Kremlin's Problem People:... Mar 18, 2014

  1953 March of Time (video) “The Kremlin's Problem People: The Ukrainians” https://www. youtube.

• So good: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbbxsFS7m1qj7u8a... Mar 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @j_zimms @spavis So good: http://24. media.

• I wish there was a way we could all hang out and hash out... Mar 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 @j_zimms I wish there was a way we could all hang out and hash out these jokes.

• Yeah they SAY it's happening but what will really happen is... Mar 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 Yeah they SAY it's happening but what will really happen is they'll sit on the team name for four months and then kill it.

• I understood from the book that they were America's true... Mar 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 @emckean I understood from the book that they were America's true enemies, which was an okay lesson.

• http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2010/08/bookspot... Mar 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 #slide_ss_0 =1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. newyorker.

• I always think of the baseball games in “The Great Brain”... Mar 18, 2014

  @rustyk5 I always think of the baseball games in “The Great Brain” series where the New Yorker is the Mormons who always win.

• I owe the world an email. Mar 17, 2014

  I owe the world an email.

• Hey @adrianholovaty that sheet music thing is AWESOME... Mar 17, 2014

  Hey @adrianholovaty that sheet music thing is AWESOME http://www. soundslice.

• “The Shock of Schlock: Why understanding Thomas Kinkade's... Mar 17, 2014
• Kinkade's death (valium, booze, squalid) is a good hook for... Mar 17, 2014

  Kinkade's death (valium, booze, squalid) is a good hook for a shitty pop-culture revision; obviously there was some “depth” there.

• Suggested title: “More Than Light: Giving Thomas Kinkade's... Mar 17, 2014
• Had a glass of wine and realized: Just about time for the... Mar 17, 2014

  Had a glass of wine and realized: Just about time for the culture industry to start pooping out contrarian pro-Thomas Kinkade reassessments.

• I like the way this text refers to itself, it reminds me of... Mar 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 @leahfinnegan I like the way this text refers to itself, it reminds me of https://twitter. com/yayitsrob/status/445631110215516160.

• hope for you then Mar 17, 2014
• You are always derailed, the concept of railing is a social... Mar 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 @leahfinnegan You are always derailed, the concept of railing is a social construct.

• I don't know, this is at LEAST as useless as deconstruction. Mar 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 @leahfinnegan I don't know, this is at LEAST as useless as deconstruction.

• Everyone should study the hubanities. Mar 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 @leahfinnegan Everyone should study the hubanities.

• Sure, but there are lots of calm optimistic rational nerdy... Mar 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 @petersterne Sure, but there are lots of calm optimistic rational nerdy people in this very big room (including at the MLA).

• Boo it's another angle on lit and has plenty of pre-digital... Mar 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 @petersterne Boo it's another angle on lit and has plenty of pre-digital provenance.

• If they don't willingly spend adolescence dissecting... Mar 17, 2014

  If they don't willingly spend adolescence dissecting cadavers, how can we expect young women to become doctors?

• A hedgehog says one big thing, but the fox says... Mar 17, 2014

  A hedgehog says one big thing, but the fox says ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding.

• It's easily answered too. Spring will start in July. Mar 17, 2014

  It's easily answered too. Spring will start in July.

• As is "when does winter end 2014," "so always cold always"... Mar 17, 2014

  As is "when does winter end 2014," "so always cold always" and "face hurts want die," according to Google Trends.

• What Time is the Spring? Are you wondering, "what time does... Mar 17, 2014

  What Time is the Spring? Are you wondering, "what time does the Spring start?

• I changed my vacation email message to read “I'd love to... Mar 17, 2014

  I changed my vacation email message to read “I'd love to get coffee but you haven't made flowers on me for maybe three weeks.

• There is a powerful, proven inverse relationship between a... Mar 17, 2014

  There is a powerful, proven inverse relationship between a passion to make world-changing art fueled by love and talking about coffee.

• Cheap burnt bodega coffee has true restorative powers. I... Mar 17, 2014

  Cheap burnt bodega coffee has true restorative powers. I drank it to write shitty stories 15 years ago.

• “Prince Rupert wagered a hole could be cut through a cube... Mar 16, 2014

  “Prince Rupert wagered a hole could be cut through a cube to let another cube of the same size pass through. ” http://en.

• The Lövheim Cube of Emotion is a real idea put forth in... Mar 16, 2014

  The Lövheim Cube of Emotion is a real idea put forth in 2011, not something Bryan Ferry sang about in 1983. http://en.

• One thing you learn from reading about cubes is that there... Mar 16, 2014

  One thing you learn from reading about cubes is that there is an emotion cube that explains brain chemistry. http://en.

• Cubes teach us to see that there may be many sides to... Mar 16, 2014

  Cubes teach us to see that there may be many sides to something—and they are all completely equal. We could all learn from cubes.

• Actually I phrased that poorly because cubes always have... Mar 16, 2014

  Actually I phrased that poorly because cubes always have six sides.

• Oh my, the Wikipedia page on cubes is completely insane,... Mar 16, 2014

  Oh my, the Wikipedia page on cubes is completely insane, you have no idea how many sides there are to cubes. http://en.

• A cube is square parallelepiped! A seal is a kind of... Mar 16, 2014

  A cube is square parallelepiped! A seal is a kind of pinniped.

• I just got home and caught up on Internet and now I hate... Mar 16, 2014

  I just got home and caught up on Internet and now I hate people again, so let's talk about something nice, like cubes.

• James Mickens provides a friendly, high-level overview of... Mar 15, 2014

  James Mickens provides a friendly, high-level overview of web browser programming. https://www.

• Why stop there? Mar 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 Why stop there?

• It appears that every generation must rediscover Perl... Mar 14, 2014

  It appears that every generation must rediscover Perl "tie. " http://run-node.

• There was a new ceo album and no one told me, so it's cool... Mar 14, 2014

  There was a new ceo album and no one told me, so it's cool not having any friends I guess.

• “One case of measles can pose a huge public health threat,... Mar 14, 2014

  “One case of measles can pose a huge public health threat, since it has the potential to be transmitted quickly. ” http://thinkprogress.

• I hear America sighing. Mar 14, 2014

  I hear America sighing.

• “Vox will be ‘hiring journalists who really know the topics... Mar 14, 2014

  “Vox will be ‘hiring journalists who really know the topics they cover. ’” http://www.

• “To party this hard takes genuine effort, and community.”... Mar 14, 2014

  “To party this hard takes genuine effort, and community. ” http://www.

• “The Rum Runner is probably the most popular and effective... Mar 14, 2014

  “The Rum Runner is probably the most popular and effective way to smuggle your alcohol onto a cruise ship. ” http://www.

• Actually Twitter is supposed to look like a mountain... Mar 14, 2014

  @rustyk5 @johnjcook @AdrianChen Actually Twitter is supposed to look like a mountain bluebird. http://www.

• Of course there are zillions of precedents—Katherine Anne... Mar 14, 2014

  Of course there are zillions of precedents—Katherine Anne Porter had Ship of Fools, and from there right back to Das Narrenschiff (1400s).

• Note that DFW's essay (96) appeared one year before Titanic... Mar 14, 2014

  Note that DFW's essay (96) appeared one year before Titanic (97), both using cruise ships to construct narratives of class.

• If I were an editor I'd assign a critical history of... Mar 14, 2014

  If I were an editor I'd assign a critical history of “unusual people on cruise-ship” stories, which is why I'm no longer an editor.

• “I also do my most productive security designs while having... Mar 14, 2014

  “I also do my most productive security designs while having extended sex. ” http://john.

• “This was the second annual Steampunk cruise to the... Mar 14, 2014

  “This was the second annual Steampunk cruise to the Bahamas. ” http://www.

• Will you come talk to my Content Strategy class at SVA on a... Mar 14, 2014

  @shani_o Will you come talk to my Content Strategy class at SVA on a Thursday afternoon in April? You don't have to talk about diversity.

• “As one journalist of color put it to me, ‘Why don’t you... Mar 14, 2014

  “As one journalist of color put it to me, ‘Why don’t you get out there and find some of your own? ’” https://medium.

• “Complementary flaws is one of the shared values.”... Mar 14, 2014

  “Complementary flaws is one of the shared values. ” http://recode.

• “I hate myself because I fucking check myself while... Mar 13, 2014

  “I hate myself because I fucking check myself while standing at pedestrian crossings. ” http://youtu.

• “‘Talking to a human is so weird!’ came the reply.”... Mar 10, 2014

  “‘Talking to a human is so weird! ’ came the reply.

• Leaving SxSW on Sunday is the new launching your startup at... Mar 10, 2014

  Leaving SxSW on Sunday is the new launching your startup at SxSW.

• “They all want to be first to any story, even if their... Mar 10, 2014

  “They all want to be first to any story, even if their readers don’t care in the slightest. )” http://blogs.

• When you feel down, try this: (1) Search for “Gerry... Mar 9, 2014

  When you feel down, try this: (1) Search for “Gerry Rafferty”; (2) Click “Related Artists”; (3) Just coast through the rest of your life.

• “GopherVR displaying the major works of author William S.... Mar 9, 2014

  “GopherVR displaying the major works of author William S. Burroughs” http://en.

• The parallel universe where the virtual reality version of... Mar 9, 2014

  The parallel universe where the virtual reality version of gopher triumphed http://en. wikipedia.

• Web 4.0 will just be complaining. Mar 9, 2014

  Web 4. 0 will just be complaining.

• “How I Will Always See Satoshi Nakamoto” (illustration)... Mar 9, 2014

  “How I Will Always See Satoshi Nakamoto” (illustration) http://cryptogeeks.

• All this time I thought I was unfollowing everyone else,... Mar 8, 2014

  All this time I thought I was unfollowing everyone else, but I was really unfollowing myself.

• I wish I could unfollow myself. Mar 8, 2014

  @rustyk5 I wish I could unfollow myself.

• I've been thinking it may be time to prune. Mar 8, 2014

  @rustyk5 I've been thinking it may be time to prune.

• “‘There were really dope people, and I really like... Mar 8, 2014

  “‘There were really dope people, and I really like smart-people density. ’” —A 16-year-old describing SxSW http://www.

• They just offered me a cupcake at Men's Wearhouse. How do... Mar 8, 2014

  They just offered me a cupcake at Men's Wearhouse. How do you think I got myself into this terrible situation in the first place?

• It's hilariously telling that before it became a Bitcoin... Mar 7, 2014

  It's hilariously telling that before it became a Bitcoin exchange Mt. Gox was planned as a website for harvesting the souls of orphans.

• Satoshi Nakamoto is an anagram for Aha! Stoat Kimonos, I... Mar 7, 2014

  Satoshi Nakamoto is an anagram for Aha! Stoat Kimonos, I just want to contribute to this Internet dialogue.

• I've forgotten more about Keppel and Underwood's proactive... Mar 7, 2014

  I've forgotten more about Keppel and Underwood's proactive interference theory than you'll ever know!

• The Internet sees ambiguity as damage and routes around it. Mar 7, 2014

  The Internet sees ambiguity as damage and routes around it.

• “Big scoops are dangerous things.”... Mar 7, 2014

  “Big scoops are dangerous things. ” http://blogs.

• I wonder if teen girl spiders feel terrible pressure to... Mar 6, 2014

  I wonder if teen girl spiders feel terrible pressure to remain itsy-bitsy.

• I am so ready to quit this horrible industry the minute I... Mar 6, 2014

  I am so ready to quit this horrible industry the minute I figure out which industry I am in.

• The good news is that there is finally something on the... Mar 6, 2014

  The good news is that there is finally something on the Internet that is not an insufferable viral hoax. The bad news is it's Bitcoin.

• Right now someone somewhere is working on something great... Mar 5, 2014

  Right now someone somewhere is working on something great and not talking about it or raising money for it or updating us on its progress.

• No back in the day you just worked on something for months... Mar 5, 2014

  No back in the day you just worked on something for months or years and then you talked about it after it was done I guess it was lame.

• I have eaten/the shit/that was in/the vending... Mar 5, 2014
• “To me, pickup seems innocuous to other methods of snagging... Mar 5, 2014

  “To me, pickup seems innocuous to other methods of snagging a mate, such as mail-order brides. ” http://www.

• Sick Trap Bucketheads https://soundcloud.com/duwell/duwell-s... Mar 5, 2014

  Sick Trap Bucketheads https://soundcloud.

• I will be attending in my unironic capacity. Mar 5, 2014

  @rustyk5 @BW I will be attending in my unironic capacity.

• Anyway if you are curious about powerful APIs for the... Mar 5, 2014

  Anyway if you are curious about powerful APIs for the electronic dance music world, come find me at SxSW. This is a serious thing I now do.

• Going. Mar 5, 2014

  @rustyk5 Going.

• One of the things you learn as an adult Internet... Mar 5, 2014

  One of the things you learn as an adult Internet professional is that advisory relationships have consequences.

• “We would like you to attend SxSW for the company,” they... Mar 5, 2014

  “We would like you to attend SxSW for the company,” they said. I threw back my head and gave a lusty laugh.

• “‘In the end, it is more important that the finish be... Mar 5, 2014

  “‘In the end, it is more important that the finish be consistent than perfectly smooth. ’” http://www.

• “Aesthetically, artistically, and ideologically, Black... Mar 4, 2014

  “Aesthetically, artistically, and ideologically, Black Metal and Romanticism are two sides of the same scuffed coin. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• “He was born in 1930 and for his generation...Lake Erie was... Mar 4, 2014

  “He was born in 1930 and for his generation... Lake Erie was the community toilet.

• “Hath not a patent troll hands, organs, dimensions, senses,... Mar 4, 2014

  “Hath not a patent troll hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? ” http://www.

• “Close down the zoos!” http://greenfriar.com/five-good-zoos-... Mar 4, 2014

  “Close down the zoos! ” http://greenfriar.

• Especially if they like hot dogs. Mar 4, 2014

  @bshampton @brentbuford Especially if they like hot dogs.

• “I learned that *trolls love Movie Triggers*!”... Mar 4, 2014

  “I learned that *trolls love Movie Triggers*! ” http://2john4tv.

• This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang nor a... Mar 4, 2014

  This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang nor a whimper but with a tag.

• “Nice Guy” http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/21493 Mar 4, 2014

  “Nice Guy” http://www. movietriggers.

• “Topophobia” Mar 4, 2014
• MovieTriggers is a helpful site:... Mar 4, 2014

  MovieTriggers is a helpful site: http://www. movietriggers.

• Maybe we should just abolish the humanities and start over... Mar 4, 2014

  @rustyk5 Maybe we should just abolish the humanities and start over with something new, with a cool mascot, like a shark with a quill pen.

• What the world needs now is this essay about how Auden was... Mar 4, 2014

  What the world needs now is this essay about how Auden was tops. http://www.

• With whom are you arguing? Mar 4, 2014

  @rustyk5 With whom are you arguing?

• “How common it was to find a dedicated anti-fascist who... Mar 4, 2014

  “How common it was to find a dedicated anti-fascist who conducted his erotic life as if he were invading Poland. ” http://www.

• “Choire and Alex are tired, broken men who have taken this... Mar 4, 2014

  “Choire and Alex are tired, broken men who have taken this thing as far as it can go. ” http://www.

• Go ahead and make jokes about old media dinosaurs. Mar 4, 2014

  Go ahead and make jokes about old media dinosaurs.

• That piece includes video of a trilobite scientist singing... Mar 4, 2014

  That piece includes video of a trilobite scientist singing a trilobite song. http://www.

• The NYTimes and its dramas can exhaust a person, but every... Mar 4, 2014

  The NYTimes and its dramas can exhaust a person, but every now and then they go full trilobite. http://www.

• “‘If you act like an illiterate man, your learning will... Mar 4, 2014

  “‘If you act like an illiterate man, your learning will never stop. ’” http://www.

• “He created a ‘uterus’ from a football bladder by punching... Mar 4, 2014

  “He created a ‘uterus’ from a football bladder by punching a couple of holes in it and filling it with goat's blood. ” http://www.

• March came in like a dick and I don't care how it goes out. Mar 3, 2014

  March came in like a dick and I don't care how it goes out.

• Might be time to reboot the servers.... Mar 3, 2014

  Might be time to reboot the servers. https://twitter.

• He should press a salt charges. Mar 3, 2014

  @rustyk5 He should press a salt charges.

• $_=~ s/c//; Mar 3, 2014
• Imagine not caring, though. Imagine thinking thoughts like:... Mar 3, 2014

  @rustyk5 Imagine not caring, though. Imagine thinking thoughts like: “What could I do naked today?

• Which brings us full circle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... Mar 3, 2014

  @rustyk5 @fascinated Which brings us full circle: http://www. youtube.

• Here is what Millennials are doing while you newslet in... Mar 3, 2014

  @rustyk5 Here is what Millennials are doing while you newslet in snowy Maine: http://www. youtube.

• It was the historian Charles Beard who predicted Oscar... Mar 2, 2014

  It was the historian Charles Beard who predicted Oscar night on Twitter when he wrote, “When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.

• “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of... Mar 2, 2014

  @rustyk5 “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

• I drank a ton of bourbon and now I am torrenting Wikipedia. Mar 2, 2014

  @rustyk5 I drank a ton of bourbon and now I am torrenting Wikipedia.

• Teen Nietzsche. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nietzsche1... Mar 2, 2014

  Teen Nietzsche. http://en.

• No one at Success Theater is willing to produce my plays. Mar 2, 2014

  No one at Success Theater is willing to produce my plays.

• Ukraine: Russia's hot pocket. Feb 28, 2014

  Ukraine: Russia's hot pocket.

• Lacsploitation Feb 28, 2014
• The good one was a nurse who made sure the machine worked... Feb 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 The good one was a nurse who made sure the machine worked okay and said, “do what you can, formula is also fine.

• We had something similar, although then we had a great one.... Feb 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 We had something similar, although then we had a great one. Mo was making a gallon a day!

• You are trying to ruin Friday. Feb 28, 2014

  @rustyk5 You are trying to ruin Friday.

• The last episode of True Detective: Rust puts down his copy... Feb 28, 2014

  The last episode of True Detective: Rust puts down his copy of “The Dunwich Horror,” tips his fedora, and says to a topless woman: “M'lady?

• Is the appropriate gift for a fifth work anniversary still... Feb 28, 2014

  Is the appropriate gift for a fifth work anniversary still poison, or has that tradition changed?

• Google 网站导航™ product and CitizenTube™ channel are... Feb 28, 2014

  Google 网站导航™ product and CitizenTube™ channel are registered trademarks of Google Inc. , used with permission.

• Here is a list of all of Google's trademarks, to inspire... Feb 28, 2014

  Here is a list of all of Google's trademarks, to inspire awe and fear in your soul. http://www.

• 1997 in a nutshell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n26hAOmkm... Feb 27, 2014

  1997 in a nutshell https://www. youtube.

• Navigating NYC today I fully understand why people seek new... Feb 27, 2014

  Navigating NYC today I fully understand why people seek new lives in the off-world colonies.

• Seriously every time I touch sendmail, men appear playing... Feb 26, 2014

  Seriously every time I touch sendmail, men appear playing nine-pins and offer me purple liquor and I wake up with a beard.

• “Oh, I'll just configure sendmail to pipe messages via... Feb 26, 2014

  “Oh, I'll just configure sendmail to pipe messages via curl,” I thought, and by the time I remembered it was too late.

• The most unconference is no conference at all. Feb 26, 2014

  The most unconference is no conference at all.

• If you asked me which figure in history I would most want... Feb 26, 2014

  If you asked me which figure in history I would most want to share a drink with it's probably Totoro.

• A truly modern aptitude test might check whether you should... Feb 26, 2014

  A truly modern aptitude test might check whether you should work in the logging industry, but would it also address unit testing?

• What is it like being a guidance counselor now? “You have... Feb 26, 2014

  What is it like being a guidance counselor now? “You have aptitude for social media editing.

• I mean I love you all is what I meant to say but hoooooo... Feb 26, 2014

  I mean I love you all is what I meant to say but hoooooo doggies.

• Wow this is just a tiny bit The Oral History of Talking... Feb 26, 2014

  Wow this is just a tiny bit The Oral History of Talking About Yourself.

• “Ben Brown stood up and delivered an impassioned plea about... Feb 26, 2014

  “Ben Brown stood up and delivered an impassioned plea about how blogs would destroy the Internet. ” http://www.

• This is an excellent and important example of how teens use... Feb 26, 2014

  This is an excellent and important example of how teens use social media to engage with brands. http://www.

• I felt the direct brand interaction made that something... Feb 26, 2014

  @rustyk5 I felt the direct brand interaction made that something more than the regular Internet teen-hilariously-fucking-things story.

• “I prayed a shark would take care of the problem.”... Feb 26, 2014

  “I prayed a shark would take care of the problem. ” http://www.

• “The foreskin bobbed faithfully alongside it,... Feb 26, 2014

  “The foreskin bobbed faithfully alongside it, Sancho-style. ” http://www.

• “Then the unbelievable happened: The placenta floated.”... Feb 26, 2014

  “Then the unbelievable happened: The placenta floated. ” http://www.

• “As the one year anniversary of Beth’s killing approaches,... Feb 25, 2014

  “As the one year anniversary of Beth’s killing approaches, I’ve tried to figure out how to mark her death. ” https://medium.

• My wife's memorial for her friend Beth, a Santa Cruz police... Feb 25, 2014

  My wife's memorial for her friend Beth, a Santa Cruz police officer killed by a man who should not have had a gun https://medium.

• NSFW https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/438436282104958977/ph... Feb 25, 2014

  NSFW https://twitter.

• So often you are reading about someone you respect and come... Feb 25, 2014

  So often you are reading about someone you respect and come across the “Sexual Plagiarism Abuse Arrest Controversy” section and get sad.

• Sometimes I imagine someone writing a “Controversy” section... Feb 25, 2014

  Sometimes I imagine someone writing a “Controversy” section for my imaginary Wikipedia page and that helps me make the right decision.

• Simply by emailing people their first names with nothing... Feb 25, 2014

  Simply by emailing people their first names with nothing else in the message I could cause hundreds of people to doubt themselves.

• The only actually cool unmasking ever was when Andrew S.... Feb 25, 2014

  The only actually cool unmasking ever was when Andrew S. Tanenbaum was revealed to be Nate Silver.

• Nothing is worse than finding out that humans are behind... Feb 25, 2014

  Nothing is worse than finding out that humans are behind something.

• Unmaskings are the opposite of news because they take... Feb 25, 2014

  Unmaskings are the opposite of news because they take something that was exciting for everyone and make it exciting to exactly one person.

• “‘A lot of times I pander, I’ll be honest with you. I... Feb 25, 2014

  “‘A lot of times I pander, I’ll be honest with you. I pander for retweets,’ he said.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/XIRX Feb 24, 2014

  http://mlkshk.

• It is just a TV show that the President watches calm down. Feb 24, 2014

  It is just a TV show that the President watches calm down.

• “They want clicks, I get it.” http://www.vulture.com/2014/02... Feb 24, 2014

  “They want clicks, I get it. ” http://www.

• I have given this question serious thought in the past and... Feb 24, 2014

  @rustyk5 @harrisj I have given this question serious thought in the past and realized that it is zero, but can go up.

• Once HBO figures out how to make the breasts themselves... Feb 24, 2014

  Once HBO figures out how to make the breasts themselves menacing it's game over.

• “Why is the gossip press so obsessed with me?” a very rich... Feb 24, 2014

  “Why is the gossip press so obsessed with me? ” a very rich Internet man who rants uncontrollably and likes wizards asked Page Six.

• “he and his deranged little elves can churn out... Feb 24, 2014

  “he and his deranged little elves can churn out under-reported, nonsensical, lowbrow bulls— t. ” http://pagesix.

• “Don’t get me wrong: I love a nice bouncy rack.”... Feb 24, 2014

  “Don’t get me wrong: I love a nice bouncy rack. ” http://www.

• “‘I miss the ads when they are not there. I feel less... Feb 23, 2014

  “‘I miss the ads when they are not there. I feel less fulfilled.

• Now that the Olympics have finished when do the Sochi ruin... Feb 23, 2014

  Now that the Olympics have finished when do the Sochi ruin porn slideshows begin?

• They sent the courtesy copies in a plain brown envelope,... Feb 22, 2014

  They sent the courtesy copies in a plain brown envelope, which was cool.

• I didn't know this made it online to Playboy. I had to look... Feb 22, 2014

  I didn't know this made it online to Playboy. I had to look at so much porn to write this piece: http://www.

• I know exactly how you feel. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Feb 22, 2014

  @rustyk5 I know exactly how you feel. https://twitter.

• The wifi password changed, it's “deblasio.” Feb 22, 2014

  @rustyk5 The wifi password changed, it's “deblasio.

• Is there a word for “Film you will see even though it is... Feb 22, 2014

  Is there a word for “Film you will see even though it is obviously garbage and will anger you,” and, if not, should that word be “Pompeii”?

• From @mankykitty, awesome notes on research into using web... Feb 22, 2014

  From @mankykitty , awesome notes on research into using web browsers/spare cycles as a distributed platform: http://mankykitty. github.

• http://www.fuckedconcept.com/?g=SDG60PB1S4Jmo&w=58945089586 Feb 22, 2014

  http://www. fuckedconcept.

• You expect at any point for the person in the mask to yell,... Feb 22, 2014

  You expect at any point for the person in the mask to yell, “Kids, daddy's busy! ” Or to go out and fill the birdfeeder.

• On the Internet, everybody knows you are wearing a latex... Feb 22, 2014

  On the Internet, everybody knows you are wearing a latex woman's face mask and fake breasts in a latex catsuit. https://www.

• “the mystery guy who'd been sitting by himself at the back... Feb 21, 2014

  “the mystery guy who'd been sitting by himself at the back of the room all day suddenly got up and left... ” #objects " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• I hope there is a correlation between happiness and... Feb 21, 2014

  I hope there is a correlation between happiness and productivity, otherwise we are all just blind worms slithering towards a barren summit.

• Some situations call for blocking a Twitter account, some... Feb 21, 2014

  Some situations call for blocking a Twitter account, some call for building Plumpy'nut distribution centers. It's easy to lose track.

• Whenever I see huge dumb Internet drama my brain goes: ... Feb 21, 2014

  Whenever I see huge dumb Internet drama my brain goes: “Plumpy'nut! ” Thinking about it always gives me perspective.

• I like the way Greg Knauss points out that he is part of... Feb 21, 2014

  I like the way Greg Knauss points out that he is part of the problem. This is because he is history's greatest monster while I am perfect.

• “Why is mechanical help with relationships out of bounds,... Feb 21, 2014

  “Why is mechanical help with relationships out of bounds, but help with weight control not? ” http://www.

• Here, this will help you: http://thoughtcatalog.com/brandon-... Feb 21, 2014

  @rustyk5 Here, this will help you: http://thoughtcatalog.

• What music is the most depressing? Feb 21, 2014

  @rustyk5 What music is the most depressing?

• You are right. It provided that then-novel mix between a... Feb 21, 2014

  @rustyk5 You are right. It provided that then-novel mix between a newsletter and a library that made the early web so amazing.

• Why was it so great? I am trying to understand what primal... Feb 21, 2014

  @rustyk5 Why was it so great? I am trying to understand what primal need it filled in me in my early 20s.

• Freshmeat used to be my newspaper. Feb 21, 2014

  Freshmeat used to be my newspaper.

• For cryptocurrencies subpoenas are the new series A. Feb 21, 2014

  For cryptocurrencies subpoenas are the new series A.

• Not only is Tidbit an actual implementation of... Feb 21, 2014

  Not only is Tidbit an actual implementation of decentralized ad-related Bitcoin mining, they're already subpoenaed. https://www.

• When some philosopher or hermit asks you “what is... Feb 20, 2014

  When some philosopher or hermit asks you “what is happiness? ” say “12% greater productivity in a paid piece-rate Niederle-Vesterlund task.

• Value happiness, because happy subjects have 12% greater... Feb 20, 2014

  Value happiness, because happy subjects have 12% greater productivity in a paid piece-rate Niederle-Vesterlund task. http://www.

• “We all know the mortality of companies is less than human... Feb 20, 2014

  “We all know the mortality of companies is less than human beings. ” http://www.

• According to the Oxford English Dictionary, “ruthful”... Feb 20, 2014

  According to the Oxford English Dictionary, “ruthful” (“full of compassion”) is archaic but “ruthless” is doing really great.

• Please also remember that I am the fun Cassandra. Feb 20, 2014

  Please also remember that I am the fun Cassandra.

• Remember these tweets when you are grinding in brandspace... Feb 20, 2014

  Remember these tweets when you are grinding in brandspace in order to earn enough FaceBux to unlock your WhatsPhone for the day.

• The current campaign costs do not line up, but it is fun to... Feb 20, 2014

  The current campaign costs do not line up, but it is fun to consider what happens when engagement metrics meet cryptocurrency mining.

• One of the ideas that is in that piece is that banner ads... Feb 20, 2014

  One of the ideas that is in that piece is that banner ads represent a latent supercomputer network for embarrassingly parallel problems.

• “So an advertiser could treat ads as executable software,... Feb 20, 2014

  “So an advertiser could treat ads as executable software, creating a multimillion-node supercomputer cluster. ” http://www.

• “Before, the ads seemed to hunt you, but now you would have... Feb 20, 2014

  “Before, the ads seemed to hunt you, but now you would have reason to hunt for ads. ” http://www.

• Dear everyone in the world, I wrote again about Bitcoin (I... Feb 20, 2014

  Dear everyone in the world, I wrote again about Bitcoin (I know), this time for the MIT Technology Review http://www. technologyreview.

• What kind of concept is it? Feb 20, 2014

  @rustyk5 What kind of concept is it?

• Today I went to the Bloomberg building, where people handed... Feb 20, 2014

  Today I went to the Bloomberg building, where people handed out cookies that read “Bloomberg” in fondant, in case I had any doubts.

• Truly, this is a great essay. If you don't have time to... Feb 20, 2014

  Truly, this is a great essay. If you don't have time to read it at work then you might need to quit your job.

• We are very lucky to get to read Mary Beard on the public... Feb 20, 2014

  We are very lucky to get to read Mary Beard on the public voice of women. http://www.

• When companies say they value their users this is what they... Feb 19, 2014

  When companies say they value their users this is what they mean.

• Remember that all the joy and love you have ever given or... Feb 19, 2014

  Remember that all the joy and love you have ever given or received is meaningless unless today you sold your company for $16 billion.

• Any person whose company was not bought for $16 billion... Feb 19, 2014

  Any person whose company was not bought for $16 billion today is a total failure.

• “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,... Feb 19, 2014

  @rustyk5 @yayitsrob “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. ” ―G.

• Do they have copy editors on Dagobah, @rustyk5? Feb 19, 2014

  Do they have copy editors on Dagobah, @rustyk5 ?

• Upon learning that President Obama knows what will happen... Feb 19, 2014

  Upon learning that President Obama knows what will happen in True Detective I suddenly understand how Benghazi truthers feel.

• “Obama..ask[ed] for advance copies of ‘True Detective’ and... Feb 19, 2014

  “Obama.. ask[ed] for advance copies of ‘True Detective’ and ‘Game of Thrones’ to watch over the holiday weekend.

• The correct use of the semicolon is one of the few things... Feb 19, 2014

  The correct use of the semicolon is one of the few things that differentiates us from other primates.

• Beginning now, I will properly construct my sentences when... Feb 19, 2014

  Beginning now, I will properly construct my sentences when posting to my Twitter™ microblog.

• rip mavis gallant you genius Feb 18, 2014
• welcome back my friends to the cold that never ends we're... Feb 18, 2014
• Some nights I see an angry cat under the table lurking as... Feb 17, 2014

  Some nights I see an angry cat under the table lurking as my kids run by and I swear I can hear Madonna's “This Used to Be My Playground.

• It feels that UX + product has subsumed IA, though, and... Feb 17, 2014

  It feels that UX + product has subsumed IA, though, and that “information architect” is now a polite way to say “middle manager.

• Reading @cwodtke on information architecture past and... Feb 17, 2014

  Reading @cwodtke on information architecture past and future. It's great.

• nope, not me, but which poem? Feb 16, 2014

  @ScottMacmillan nope, not me, but which poem?

• For example if you could figure out how to turn digestion... Feb 15, 2014

  For example if you could figure out how to turn digestion into a hashing function you could literally shit Bitcoins.

• You SAY “some viruses are transmitted through fecal matter”... Feb 15, 2014

  You SAY “some viruses are transmitted through fecal matter” but what I HEAR is “consider the information-carrying potential of Shitnet.

• Raising kids you start to realize just how thoroughly... Feb 15, 2014

  Raising kids you start to realize just how thoroughly sexual innuendo penetrates everyday language.

• You try to be respectful when your cold ends but then you... Feb 15, 2014

  You try to be respectful when your cold ends but then you find out your virus has already penetrated the soft mucous tissue of nine people.

• The Adenoviridae are like, thanks, we had some times, but... Feb 15, 2014

  The Adenoviridae are like, thanks, we had some times, but I've moved on to the next host through particulate fecal matter.

• Look at that beautiful 1-million amino acid crystalline... Feb 15, 2014

  Look at that beautiful 1-million amino acid crystalline sumbitch replicating inside my cell nucleii. It's a shame we can't both survive.

• I'm sick with adenovirus boo hoo but DID U KNOW that... Feb 15, 2014

  I'm sick with adenovirus boo hoo but DID U KNOW that adenovirus has been modeled down to atomic resolution? http://www.

• “How many minutes does it take to read?” they beg. “How... Feb 15, 2014

  “How many minutes does it take to read? ” they beg.

• “Perkins went on to say that wealthy people should get more... Feb 15, 2014

  “Perkins went on to say that wealthy people should get more votes than others because they pay more in taxes. ” http://business.

• oh wow the plot to “Her” is in there sort of Feb 14, 2014
• (21) You purchased matching fursuits so that you could... Feb 14, 2014

  (21) You purchased matching fursuits so that you could renew your vows as foxes.

• here i made you a list of ways to say i love you seven... Feb 14, 2014

  here i made you a list of ways to say i love you seven years ago http://www. themorningnews.

• publishing platforms like gawker and buzzfeed allow major... Feb 14, 2014
• millennials are "polyestrous," which means they may have... Feb 14, 2014
• that last one wasn't really about millennials or is it Feb 14, 2014
• what's the difference between a cat and the american labor... Feb 14, 2014

  what's the difference between a cat and the american labor market? cats can be fixed.

• for example: cats expect constant praise and hate calling... Feb 14, 2014
• (any time someone talks about millennials just replace it... Feb 14, 2014
• millennial cats require constant petting Feb 14, 2014
• I know it's hard to be lonely today. But trust me: One day... Feb 14, 2014

  I know it's hard to be lonely today. But trust me: One day you'll find love and then you'll know that loneliness wasn't your actual problem.

• why is the landing gear down http://images.businessweek.com/... Feb 14, 2014

  why is the landing gear down http://images. businessweek.

• my dream job is i'm working at this office and then my... Feb 13, 2014
• at the end of the series the camera zooms out and it... Feb 13, 2014
• the feist/peaches sitcom could have jokes about beavertails... Feb 13, 2014
• god the sitcom about feist and peaches as roommates in the... Feb 13, 2014

  god the sitcom about feist and peaches as roommates in the late 1990s “whatcha doing” “contemplating autumn leaves, you?

• if the teaches of peaches were released today i guess it... Feb 13, 2014
• Feist and Peaches were roommates #Canada Feb 13, 2014
• “dad sometimes i want to denormalize so bad” “son let me... Feb 13, 2014
• “We created a new network called HBOh! with shows you'll... Feb 13, 2014

  “We created a new network called HBOh! with shows you'll love like Game of Stoats, Girlies, and Real Detective.

• Comcast and Time Warner merging is bad for consumers but if... Feb 13, 2014

  Comcast and Time Warner merging is bad for consumers but if you're a fan of media-industry Hobbesian nightmare scenarios it's GOLD.

• it was perfect Feb 13, 2014
• Why doesn't the bird fly around the pipes? Feb 13, 2014

  Why doesn't the bird fly around the pipes?

• “Time Warner made more than LinkedIn, Twitter and Facebook... Feb 13, 2014

  “Time Warner made more than LinkedIn, Twitter and Facebook combined. ” http://www.

• Per @dietsch, advice for food writers:... Feb 13, 2014

  Per @dietsch , advice for food writers: http://food52.

• i just see it as deferred hilarity Feb 13, 2014
• Within ten years a TC writer will publish a novel and get... Feb 13, 2014

  @rustyk5 Within ten years a TC writer will publish a novel and get the cover of the NYT Book review and TC will be remembered as “cool.

• Anyway every generation gets the Ironminds it deserves. Feb 13, 2014

  Anyway every generation gets the Ironminds it deserves.

• Attention is the currency of rich people. Feb 13, 2014

  Attention is the currency of rich people.

• My advice to younger writers is that your career will be... Feb 13, 2014

  My advice to younger writers is that your career will be lousy whether you publish on Thought Catalog or not. Make the right choice for you.

• Thought Catalog once asked me to republish something I... Feb 13, 2014

  Thought Catalog once asked me to republish something I wrote on Medium and when I asked what they paid it was silence.

• “I once went on a date with someone who wrote for Thought... Feb 13, 2014

  “I once went on a date with someone who wrote for Thought Catalog. ” http://www.

• “A lot of the things on the site-ow, I keep hitting my... Feb 12, 2014

  “A lot of the things on the site-ow, I keep hitting my head, sorry. ” https://medium.

• that may be the knebworth 1990 of trolling Feb 12, 2014
• that is like the trollingest trolling i've ever seen Feb 12, 2014
• “Josh Allen, he’s had a site called Fireland, now he’s one... Feb 12, 2014

  “Josh Allen, he’s had a site called Fireland, now he’s one of these guys with a lot of Twitter followers. ” https://medium.

• http://www.philome.la/VideoJames_/the-pipes-are-my-solitude/... Feb 12, 2014

  http://www. philome.

• I spent months developing against the Lithium API and I can... Feb 11, 2014

  I spent months developing against the Lithium API and I can assuredly say that the Klout acquisition makes perfect sense.

• “They adopt technology when they’re seduced by the... Feb 11, 2014

  “They adopt technology when they’re seduced by the communities that grow up around it. ” http://www.

• “People don’t crave technology like drugs, wanting it so... Feb 11, 2014

  “People don’t crave technology like drugs, wanting it so bad they’ll wire bitcoins to the offshore plutocracy. ” http://www.

• Say what you will about Tim Armstrong, but he's the only... Feb 10, 2014

  Say what you will about Tim Armstrong, but he's the only person at AOL today who actually knows how to create viral content.

• # Feb 9, 2014
• # Feb 9, 2014
• here's a hint: a full 2/3 of Americans will list their jobs... Feb 9, 2014
• you should seriously see the shit i've got going for 2026 Feb 9, 2014
• if you write a book about AOL the title can be “the regret... Feb 9, 2014
• omg he blamed obamacare http://www.theatlantic.com/business/... Feb 9, 2014

  omg he blamed obamacare http://www. theatlantic.

• Hey that narcissist CEO who acts like he's covered with... Feb 9, 2014

  Hey that narcissist CEO who acts like he's covered with ants, let him control who gets healthcare.

• History will look back and go how did you let these... Feb 9, 2014

  History will look back and go how did you let these subhuman CEO trash monsters have control over your bodies and well-being?

• rage plagiarism Feb 9, 2014
• i basically stole that link from @shani_o but the article... Feb 9, 2014
• The mother of a “distressed” AOL baby writes in... Feb 9, 2014

  The mother of a “distressed” AOL baby writes in http://www. slate.

• indie is actually the American word for jealous Feb 9, 2014
• not a lot of replies to this one eh Feb 8, 2014
• i wonder why my phone keeps making that buzzing noise Feb 8, 2014
• You know you've been married a while when you know exactly... Feb 8, 2014
• yes you're right i'm going to shut the browser and then... Feb 8, 2014
• “there's a lot of twittering going on and not a lot of... Feb 8, 2014
• about 30,000 words monday morning at 8:30 what made you ask Feb 8, 2014
• moby dick but on a submarine and the regular cetaceologist... Feb 8, 2014
• If you see someone with a weight problem making little... Feb 8, 2014

  If you see someone with a weight problem making little noises and thumb-tapping the table ask them how how their book is going they love it.

• Big writing projects mean every single moment of your life... Feb 8, 2014

  Big writing projects mean every single moment of your life is like Sunday night at 8:47PM.

• zoiks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4UWxlVvT1A Feb 8, 2014

  zoiks http://www. youtube.

• The Derek Tape is the My Dinner With Andre of stoners... Feb 7, 2014

  The Derek Tape is the My Dinner With Andre of stoners talking about bolt cutters, beatdowns, and guitars http://www. chunklet.

• say pageantry again Feb 7, 2014
• deleting that last tweet in the interest of being a better... Feb 7, 2014
• rusty you knew your audience you knew this would happen Feb 7, 2014
• “�G\”? Feb 7, 2014

  @rustyk5 “�G\”?

• sweet doxx Feb 7, 2014
• http://www.platisher.com/ Feb 7, 2014

  http://www. platisher.

• “Her” was an interesting prediction of the future of... Feb 5, 2014

  “Her” was an interesting prediction of the future of operating systems but where was the app store?

• oh hey also here's T.C. Boyle reading Barthelme it's... Feb 5, 2014

  oh hey also here's T. C.

• what if the times had photoshop... Feb 5, 2014

  what if the times had photoshop http://www. nytimes.

• Daddy what are the words between the tweets those are... Feb 5, 2014

  Daddy what are the words between the tweets those are journalism son now eat your cheerios I mined Bitcoins to get them.

• NPR dramatizes three Barthelme dialogues in 1980... Feb 5, 2014

  NPR dramatizes three Barthelme dialogues in 1980 http://otrrlibrary. org/OTRRLib/Library%20Files/E%20Series/Earplay%20-%20NPR/Earplay%20%2080-06-15%20(x)%20Great%20Days%20-%20Three%20Dialogues%20by%20Donald%20Barthelme.

• “I have created a device that will destroy journalism—from... Feb 4, 2014

  “I have created a device that will destroy journalism—from within! ” cackled the evil scientist.

• this is a garbage planet Feb 4, 2014
• journalists complaining about hotels in russia on twitter... Feb 4, 2014

  journalists complaining about hotels in russia on twitter in the news http://www. washingtonpost.

• It's like listening to a Diego Rivera mural come to life:... Feb 4, 2014

  It's like listening to a Diego Rivera mural come to life: http://otrrlibrary. org/OTRRLib/Library%20Files/N%20Series/New%20World%20A'Coming/New%20World%20A'%20Coming%2044-11-05%20(20)%20Executive%20Order%208802.

• The thing about it is you hear people talking about wage... Feb 4, 2014

  The thing about it is you hear people talking about wage and employment discrimination and marches on Washington, but it's the 1940s.

• It's not homework. I just found it a couple days ago. You... Feb 4, 2014

  It's not homework. I just found it a couple days ago.

• If you want to hear a radio show about black life from the... Feb 4, 2014

  If you want to hear a radio show about black life from the 1940s “New World A-Comin'” is right here. http://otrrlibrary.

• Marvel Comics character API http://blog.programmableweb.com/... Feb 4, 2014

  Marvel Comics character API http://blog. programmableweb.

• urls amirite Feb 4, 2014
• Sorry if that link to the thing I wrote with @mattbuchanan... Feb 4, 2014

  Sorry if that link to the thing I wrote with @mattbuchanan was dinked, here it is again http://www. newyorker.

• I hope you welcome it into your consciousness along with... Feb 4, 2014

  I hope you welcome it into your consciousness along with the many other thousands of media objects competing for your attention.

• With @mattbuchanan I wrote this post about Twitter death... Feb 4, 2014

  With @mattbuchanan I wrote this post about Twitter death metrics and The New Grief for The New Yorker http://m. newyorker.

• “Indeed, he says, the best code *is* poetry.”... Feb 4, 2014

  “Indeed, he says, the best code *is* poetry. ” http://www.

• nor is it valid/to discriminate against “business documents... Feb 4, 2014

  nor is it valid/to discriminate against “business documents and/school-books”: all these phenomena are important. http://www.

• so much depends upon. a mobile computer. glazed with... Feb 4, 2014

  so much depends upon. a mobile computer.

• Satya Nadella lists his hobbies as “Cricket, Poetry.”... Feb 4, 2014

  Satya Nadella lists his hobbies as “Cricket, Poetry. ” http://www.

• That said, I wish Facebook would release a calorie-tracking... Feb 4, 2014

  That said, I wish Facebook would release a calorie-tracking app called Facebook Apple.

• I wonder how the people who invented paper feel about these... Feb 4, 2014

  I wonder how the people who invented paper feel about these apps using their intellectual property as a product name.

• Death in a Crowd Feb 3, 2014
• annnyway it's fast and works and free and helvetica neue is... Feb 3, 2014
• yeah i mean these are the phone books of our age it makes... Feb 3, 2014
• Helvetica Neue was such a great choice for Dopplr in 2007 Feb 3, 2014
• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/430400028868231168/photo/1 Feb 3, 2014

  @rustyk5 https://twitter.

• oh you'll know Feb 3, 2014
• then again it's a loooot faster and the huge red things are... Feb 3, 2014
• whoa was user testing done at gunpoint? Feb 3, 2014

  whoa was user testing done at gunpoint?

• “We are now living in a history glut; the Internet has... Feb 3, 2014

  “We are now living in a history glut; the Internet has muddled the line between past and present. ” http://www.

• My piece at Wired about the blurring line between past and... Feb 3, 2014

  My piece at Wired about the blurring line between past and present—now available in traditional hypertext format http://www. wired.

• The death of the middle class is the death of Red Lobster... Feb 3, 2014

  The death of the middle class is the death of Red Lobster http://www. nytimes.

• Netflix and Google Books Are Blurring the Line Between Past and Present Feb 2, 2014
• Cats are joyless interior decorators. "I'm sorry. This... Feb 2, 2014

  @rustyk5 Cats are joyless interior decorators. "I'm sorry.

• also cats at times Feb 2, 2014
• anyway saturday night Feb 1, 2014
• “It contains a lot of units conversions and astronomical... Feb 1, 2014

  “It contains a lot of units conversions and astronomical facts that I needed for some research on moving Mars to a more temperate location.

• Here's John McCarthy's handy facts file in Emacs LISP... Feb 1, 2014

  Here's John McCarthy's handy facts file in Emacs LISP http://www-formal. stanford.

• does anyone else think sunset rubdown sounds a lot like... Feb 1, 2014
• But where I think the real innovation is going to occur... Feb 1, 2014

  But where I think the real innovation is going to occur will be . WANG.

• oh wait it's one of the six vedangas not a term for a... Feb 1, 2014
• I cannot even begin to imagine the innovation that is going... Feb 1, 2014

  I cannot even begin to imagine the innovation that is going to occur on the . SHIKSHA top-level domain.

• “The thrill of new gTLDs is not just the innovation that we... Feb 1, 2014

  “The thrill of new gTLDs is not just the innovation that we can predict, but also that which we cannot begin to imagine.

• For MAXIMUM bleak listen to "Wiggle It" by 2 in a Room... Feb 1, 2014

  For MAXIMUM bleak listen to "Wiggle It" by 2 in a Room http://open. spotify.

• when people of the future want to know who we were and what... Feb 1, 2014

  when people of the future want to know who we were and what we believed you can show them this video http://www. npr.

• “The pair, and a third man, are heard cheering as the... Feb 1, 2014

  “The pair, and a third man, are heard cheering as the pillar topples over. ” http://www.

• EXACTLY. “Sir, I understand your concern but I can assure... Feb 1, 2014

  @moleitau @thisisaaronland EXACTLY. “Sir, I understand your concern but I can assure you that total compliance is in your best interest.

• blogging.guru is available Feb 1, 2014

  @rustyk5 @beep @mathowie blogging.

• Don't pretend you already knew about Quadron unless you're... Jan 31, 2014

  Don't pretend you already knew about Quadron unless you're Belgian maybe.

• That's how you learn about things like:... Jan 31, 2014

  That's how you learn about things like: http://www. youtube.

• EVERYONE can subscribe to @matthewmcvickar's monthly music... Jan 31, 2014

  EVERYONE can subscribe to @matthewmcvickar 's monthly music mailing list here: http://tinyletter.

• The Whitney produced a respectful farewell to a deceased... Jan 31, 2014

  The Whitney produced a respectful farewell to a deceased security guard http://whitney.

• “‘Is there some homework you should be doing?’”... Jan 31, 2014

  “‘Is there some homework you should be doing? ’” http://www.

• “Forgoing hard work is a mark of arrogance, which leads to... Jan 31, 2014

  “Forgoing hard work is a mark of arrogance, which leads to complacency, which leads to intergenerational decline. ” http://www.

• rusty i just read this thing about your media diet and they... Jan 30, 2014

  rusty i just read this thing about your media diet and they really edited it for length?

• I'm sorry you guys hate interfaces. Jan 30, 2014

  I'm sorry you guys hate interfaces.

• HEY TEAM! Here's a thing I wrote about history for Wired... Jan 30, 2014

  HEY TEAM! Here's a thing I wrote about history for Wired available in convenient page-view PDFlike format!

• At some level isn't “Her” just the prequel to Battlestar... Jan 30, 2014

  At some level isn't “Her” just the prequel to Battlestar Galactica?

• when i snapped their necks I said "and over to you, God." Jan 30, 2014

  @rustyk5 when i snapped their necks I said "and over to you, God.

• yeah kind of a nice moment for everyone tbh Jan 30, 2014
• no it's too late i killed five anchorpeople on your orders Jan 30, 2014
• “The web was an open place where we shared everything.”... Jan 30, 2014

  “The web was an open place where we shared everything. ” http://www.

• “I've pulled back from sharing my first impressions of... Jan 30, 2014

  “I've pulled back from sharing my first impressions of everyone I meet in a long-form poem on my web site each night” http://www. theguardian.

• For aging media dudes who contemplate turning their... Jan 30, 2014

  For aging media dudes who contemplate turning their mentorships into affairs this is what it looks like: https://medium.

• Do you think God looks around sometimes and feels really... Jan 29, 2014

  Do you think God looks around sometimes and feels really guilty about his God privilege?

• forgot it was a type of car Jan 29, 2014
• factchecking https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4285406787761... Jan 29, 2014

  factchecking https://twitter.

• Good Morning everyone, “Family Cloth” is what the Pacific... Jan 29, 2014

  Good Morning everyone, “Family Cloth” is what the Pacific Northwest calls reusable toilet paper http://www. frugallivingnw.

• Cool more war Jan 28, 2014
• In nine years America will be able to celebrate 100 years... Jan 28, 2014

  In nine years America will be able to celebrate 100 years of not passing the Equal Rights Amendment.

• five bucks on “strong” Jan 28, 2014
• “Scream all you want but you aren't moving until your... Jan 28, 2014

  “Scream all you want but you aren't moving until your diaper is on,” is what I told a child just now, and also how serial killers are made.

• sup mckean Jan 28, 2014
• thanks for letting me to today in tabs those three times RT... Jan 28, 2014
• i always saw them as the fisting of retweets Jan 28, 2014
• I cleaned up that Clojure thing from this morning and put... Jan 28, 2014

  I cleaned up that Clojure thing from this morning and put it into org-mode with a Github repo under the MIT License https://github. com/ftrain/code-commonplace/blob/master/code/clojure/rhymes.

• “But let me assure you, I will neither confirm nor deny... Jan 28, 2014

  “But let me assure you, I will neither confirm nor deny it. ” http://untraceableblog.

• Which is still shorter than the equivalent Java. Jan 28, 2014

  Which is still shorter than the equivalent Java.

• I took 38 lines of Clojure by @jackrusher and turned them... Jan 28, 2014

  I took 38 lines of Clojure by @jackrusher and turned them into ~5,000 words of explication (now completed) https://gist. github.

• “Hold on, there's an editor here who can help you."... Jan 27, 2014

  “Hold on, there's an editor here who can help you. " [TRANSFER x420] "Hello?

• Random memory: A woman would call Harper's insisting we... Jan 27, 2014

  Random memory: A woman would call Harper's insisting we publish her piece on Bill Gates and Jews, and we'd transfer her to each other.

• my startup pitch is special network filter that keeps... Jan 27, 2014
• god if i could just get through this series a round maybe i... Jan 27, 2014
• A little point of view called THE LAW. Jan 27, 2014

  A little point of view called THE LAW.

• “‘But whether we use images X or Y, there will be traffic... Jan 27, 2014

  “‘But whether we use images X or Y, there will be traffic to the site. But I can see their point of view.

• If you are using JavaScript in a web browser, and you don't... Jan 27, 2014

  If you are using JavaScript in a web browser, and you don't see a dancing monkey, then the dancing monkey is you.

• “The by-design purpose of JavaScript was to make the monkey... Jan 27, 2014

  “The by-design purpose of JavaScript was to make the monkey dance when you moused over it. ” http://programmers.

• all right @jackrusher I think I understand this now and... Jan 27, 2014

  all right @jackrusher I think I understand this now and have annotated it at about 10x the length of the code https://gist. github.

• “‘Chicago: Be your own Boss.’” http://www.holovaty.com/writi... Jan 27, 2014

  “‘Chicago: Be your own Boss. ’” http://www.

• guys sheesh the link is here https://medium.com/editors-pick... Jan 27, 2014

  guys sheesh the link is here https://medium. com/editors-picks/c947c66c985b couldn't you just google dinosaur erotica eggers like I do EVERY SINGLE MORNING?

• argh wrong dinosaur erotica piece it's here... Jan 27, 2014

  argh wrong dinosaur erotica piece it's here https://medium.

• Here is a screenshot of the editorial interface for the Vox... Jan 27, 2014

  Here is a screenshot of the editorial interface for the Vox CMS: http://featuresblogs. chicagotribune.

• “When I saw the Vox CMS I laughed with pleasure,” said the... Jan 27, 2014

  “When I saw the Vox CMS I laughed with pleasure,” said the journalist. “But when they demonstrated the dildonics plugin I wept with joy.

• What the hell even IS the Vox CMS? Is it software or more... Jan 27, 2014

  What the hell even IS the Vox CMS? Is it software or more of like a sort of content masseuse to which you whisper story ideas?

• Millennials don't even know that Hard to Say I'm Sorry was... Jan 26, 2014

  Millennials don't even know that Hard to Say I'm Sorry was a hit for Chicago BEFORE it was a hit for Az Yet.

• the best Chicago was VI just want to put that out there Jan 26, 2014
• Either way I don't understand a damn thing, so I might as... Jan 25, 2014

  Either way I don't understand a damn thing, so I might as well pick the one prepared in LaTeX with the code samples.

• I COULD read this ragefest over dynamic v. static types... Jan 25, 2014

  I COULD read this ragefest over dynamic v. static types http://lambda-the-ultimate.

• One of the big life lessons of getting serious about... Jan 25, 2014

  One of the big life lessons of getting serious about programming is that I should read the original papers, not the online arguments.

• “We want people to linger, and there’s no technical trick... Jan 25, 2014

  “We want people to linger, and there’s no technical trick to that. ” https://medium.

• The web has so much pig, sometimes you just want to sit... Jan 25, 2014

  The web has so much pig, sometimes you just want to sit down and savor some longpig.

• not enough that's for sure Jan 25, 2014
• one good thing about IPv6 is that there will be an IP... Jan 25, 2014
• Ghost Detector for Android https://play.google.com/store/app... Jan 25, 2014

  Ghost Detector for Android https://play. google.

• I can still hear the roar of the San Francisco mob and the... Jan 25, 2014

  I can still hear the roar of the San Francisco mob and the sound of champagne bottles shattering, on what was later known as Cristalnacht.

• Any sufficiently complicated literate program contains an... Jan 24, 2014

  Any sufficiently complicated literate program contains an ad hoc, multi-page explanation of literate programming.

• Harsh of Steven Hawking to come out that there are no black... Jan 24, 2014

  Harsh of Steven Hawking to come out that there are no black holes right as the NYTimes publishes that Hillary cover http://www. nature.

• oh whoa someone uploaded "john shade"'s four cantos from... Jan 24, 2014

  oh whoa someone uploaded "john shade"'s four cantos from pale fire to rapgenius #lyric " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://poetry. rapgenius.

• is pale fire an app? Jan 24, 2014

  is pale fire an app?

• Man people¹ have opinions about everything.² Jan 24, 2014

  Man people¹ have opinions about everything.

• “Let’s talk about Courtney Love.”... Jan 24, 2014

  “Let’s talk about Courtney Love. ” http://www.

• This short essay was in my head and I couldn't get it out... Jan 24, 2014

  This short essay was in my head and I couldn't get it out without writing it down https://medium.

• The Glurge Jan 24, 2014
• “Curiously, ever since he learned to text, my dad and I... Jan 24, 2014

  “Curiously, ever since he learned to text, my dad and I have gotten a lot closer. ” http://www.

• poor nozzles Jan 24, 2014
• NYC is maybe two inches of snow away from complete societal... Jan 24, 2014

  NYC is maybe two inches of snow away from complete societal breakdown.

• When you see someone and think they need help, you can press help into their hand. Jan 23, 2014

  When you see someone and think they need help, you can press help into their hand. When I was fifteen my family went through a difficult era.

• “There are likely to be thousands of disease-ridden rats on... Jan 23, 2014

  “There are likely to be thousands of disease-ridden rats on board with no source of food except each other. ” http://www.

• god i love this musician http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCie... Jan 23, 2014

  god i love this musician http://www. youtube.

• “Building an iOS app of any size is a daunting task.”... Jan 23, 2014

  “Building an iOS app of any size is a daunting task. ” http://blog.

• https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bercn18CIAA16KJ.jpg:large Jan 23, 2014

  https://pbs. twimg.

• literally every train on this list is wrong Jan 22, 2014
• man none of these pony girl websites have been updated... Jan 22, 2014
• My 3rd and final Tabs is done http://www.newsweek.com/today-... Jan 22, 2014

  My 3rd and final Tabs is done http://www. newsweek.

• “No one knows how many airlings there are, most likely not... Jan 22, 2014

  “No one knows how many airlings there are, most likely not a great many, whatever a great many means. ” http://www.

• Today Newsweek tomorrow the Saturday Evening Post... Jan 21, 2014

  Today Newsweek tomorrow the Saturday Evening Post http://www. newsweek.

• “Let’s send the naked mole rats.”... Jan 21, 2014

  “Let’s send the naked mole rats. ” https://medium.

• Just turned in tomorrow's tabs for Today in Tabs, which I'd... Jan 21, 2014

  Just turned in tomorrow's tabs for Today in Tabs, which I'd link to but I think they're not running it? Mailing lists!

• sorry https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/425375280916471808/p... Jan 20, 2014

  sorry https://twitter.

• i swear to god Jan 20, 2014
• yep this is a nightmare where anything I write will (1)... Jan 19, 2014
• not for signed booties Jan 18, 2014
• I'm sorry; it's not cool to make that joke. Puns aren't... Jan 17, 2014

  I'm sorry; it's not cool to make that joke. Puns aren't funny, and litigation over typefaces is grotesque.

• If the H&amp;FJ lawsuit goes to trial it will give new... Jan 17, 2014

  If the H&amp;amp;FJ lawsuit goes to trial it will give new meaning to leading the witness.

• it is my personal mission to decrease your circ by 60%. Jan 17, 2014

  @rustyk5 it is my personal mission to decrease your circ by 60%.

• fair question https://anildash.thinkup.com/?u=anildash&n=twi... Jan 16, 2014

  fair question https://anildash. thinkup.

• “‘When two people follow each other, it’s a tacit... Jan 16, 2014

  “‘When two people follow each other, it’s a tacit acknowledgement that you value each other,’ he told me. ” http://newsfeed.

• eaaaat aaaaaa dicckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... Jan 16, 2014
• “So as long as stores keep selling tape and NPR keeps... Jan 16, 2014

  “So as long as stores keep selling tape and NPR keeps streaming on demand, our challenges will be kept to a minimum. ” http://www.

• it's pretty and also will make me realize that i need to... Jan 15, 2014

  it's pretty and also will make me realize that i need to leave twitter forever but it really is tidy web software https://ftrain. thinkup.

• 's alive and telling me weird things. Which is what... Jan 15, 2014

  @thinkup 's alive and telling me weird things. Which is what @anildash &amp;amp; @ginatrapani promised.

• oh my god what am i even doing Jan 15, 2014
• yeah this is about you adam Jan 15, 2014
• should i just keep coming up with things five years ago... Jan 15, 2014
• i truly cannot believe this https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Jan 15, 2014

  @rustyk5 @videodrew @Observer @moorehn @anildash @ckolderup i truly cannot believe this https://twitter.

• Man remember Links at http://harpers.org in 2009 where we'd... Jan 15, 2014

  Man remember Links at http://harpers. org in 2009 where we'd round up what we were reading in our IE7 tabs?

• Remember when Doug Engelbart got up and showed us the... Jan 15, 2014

  Remember when Doug Engelbart got up and showed us the Mother of All Tabs?

• Do you want to sell sugared water for the rest of your... Jan 15, 2014

  Do you want to sell sugared water for the rest of your life? Because then you should work on the ad-driven web.

• “Mr. Hanrahan of Handybook said the deal would keep Exec... Jan 15, 2014

  “Mr. Hanrahan of Handybook said the deal would keep Exec intact and in San Francisco.

• i love glen too, the dead hero sunbather. i want to be... Jan 15, 2014

  i love glen too, the dead hero sunbather. i want to be glen.

• this is such a great piece about toast and mental illness... Jan 15, 2014

  this is such a great piece about toast and mental illness and trends http://www. psmag.

• “And webs of weak ties are what allow ideas to spread.”... Jan 15, 2014

  “And webs of weak ties are what allow ideas to spread. ” http://www.

• pinterest is the only website i've visited where you're... Jan 15, 2014
• every time i end up on pinterest i'm worried i'm going to... Jan 15, 2014
• different plugin language (Sublime needs Python), different... Jan 15, 2014

  @lllxlxlxlxlll different plugin language (Sublime needs Python), different worlds, alas.

• it's responsive as long as you don't change any of the copy Jan 14, 2014
• i mean jeeeeesus http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/13/opinion/k... Jan 13, 2014

  i mean jeeeeesus http://www. nytimes.

• The New York Times would prefer it if you died behind a... Jan 13, 2014

  The New York Times would prefer it if you died behind a paywall.

• apparently it's kind of awesome Jan 13, 2014
• “Here are some things that I learned about what it's really... Jan 13, 2014

  “Here are some things that I learned about what it's really like to seek casual sex as a forty year old fat chick. ” http://www.

• “The question remains, why do people have such a high... Jan 12, 2014

  “The question remains, why do people have such a high regard for authors, even when they don’t read? ” http://www.

• “Why do we have this uncritical reverence for the published... Jan 12, 2014

  “Why do we have this uncritical reverence for the published writer? ” http://www.

• “I didn’t go because it was free for me. I chose Cooper... Jan 12, 2014

  “I didn’t go because it was free for me. I chose Cooper Union because it was free for everyone.

• “In order to keep your black clothes black, use a dark or... Jan 11, 2014

  “In order to keep your black clothes black, use a dark or colour clothing laundry detergent such as Dreft Dark.

• apparently hedgehogs do experience menopause according to... Jan 11, 2014
• “What is Berserk Male Syndrome?” Jan 11, 2014

  “What is Berserk Male Syndrome?

• llama females never stop breeding according to... Jan 11, 2014

  llama females never stop breeding according to alt. animals.

• Q: Can you take them back-packing? THE ANSWER IS YES... Jan 11, 2014

  Q: Can you take them back-packing?

• The FAQ is the most useful protocol of them all, says a man... Jan 11, 2014

  The FAQ is the most useful protocol of them all, says a man who is reading the alt. animals.

• computers used to be separated by exclamation points... Jan 11, 2014
• oh shit autoreflector just got in touch and my post to... Jan 11, 2014

  oh shit autoreflector just got in touch and my post to alt.

• just posted to alt.hypertext what do i have to lose Jan 11, 2014

  just posted to alt.

• somewhere the moderator of comp.sys.sgi.announce looks out... Jan 11, 2014

  somewhere the moderator of comp. sys.

• et tu, comp.*? Jan 11, 2014

  et tu, comp. *?

• “In the latest and last issue of IT Architecture magazine,... Jan 11, 2014

  “In the latest and last issue of IT Architecture magazine, March 3 2006”—the first post in comp. misc.

• just type slrn and you'll beeeee in a world of pure... Jan 11, 2014
• it's like going to your home town after the zombie invasion... Jan 11, 2014
• any of you fellas ever have a couple drinks and think i... Jan 11, 2014
• We all need this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60... Jan 11, 2014

  We all need this https://www. youtube.

• Oh right this all works on my phone. Jan 10, 2014

  Oh right this all works on my phone.

• but before i go there's something very important--oh god... Jan 10, 2014
• the app i installed to monitor my twitter uses says i have... Jan 10, 2014
• just remember that longform is really just a lot of... Jan 10, 2014
• I have $100 in my pocket for the first essay about living... Jan 10, 2014

  I have $100 in my pocket for the first essay about living with depression that clocks in under 1,000 words.

• seriously my god enough everyone get back to lists Jan 10, 2014
• #readsofalengthappropriatetotheirsubjectmatter Jan 10, 2014
• get some coffee and think it over Jan 10, 2014
• rusty, occam's razor. i asked if the coffeeshop was closed... Jan 10, 2014

  @rustyk5 rusty, occam's razor. i asked if the coffeeshop was closed because your noam chomsky tweet indicated you really needed coffee.

• could be the result of yelp hiring wizards Jan 10, 2014
• who here likes old-time radio? Jan 10, 2014

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @N3OX who here likes old-time radio?

• how would that be different from now Jan 10, 2014
• coffeeshop was closed this morning huh Jan 10, 2014
• “So no, Mom, don’t worry about that Internet underwear,... Jan 9, 2014

  “So no, Mom, don’t worry about that Internet underwear, whatever it was. ” http://www.

• rusty don't do it Jan 9, 2014
• Have you heard ‘Bjarne Stroustrup (Original Mix)’ by 45 nm... Jan 9, 2014

  Have you heard ‘Bjarne Stroustrup (Original Mix)’ by 45 nm on #SoundCloud ? https://soundcloud.

• i'm just so, so sorry for surrounding this awesomeness... Jan 9, 2014
• during his apology christie mentioned that he was once a... Jan 9, 2014
• “the sexist, racist, homophobic, witch-fearing world we... Jan 9, 2014
• tweet-421363291131113472 Jan 9, 2014
• don't forward listserve emails to me i said i am done Jan 9, 2014
• you don't have to keep raising the stakes. they can be... Jan 9, 2014

  you don't have to keep raising the stakes. they can be awesome ideas that delight consumers.

• one of the best ideas in the world is the germ theory of... Jan 9, 2014
• oh nothing just developing the best ideas in the world Jan 9, 2014
• Here is one of the best ideas in the world... Jan 9, 2014

  Here is one of the best ideas in the world http://www. quirky.

• Fun to watch Christie throw his people under the bus even... Jan 9, 2014

  Fun to watch Christie throw his people under the bus even though the bus is stuck in traffic.

• If DeBlasio really cared about helping New Yorkers through... Jan 8, 2014

  If DeBlasio really cared about helping New Yorkers through the cold snap he would give everyone a direwolf.

• What actually happens during the ten days it takes to... Jan 8, 2014

  What actually happens during the ten days it takes to unsubscribe me from an email newsletter?

• I look forward to hearing Bridget Anne Kelly's apology for... Jan 8, 2014

  I look forward to hearing Bridget Anne Kelly's apology for the Fort Lee traffic snarlups and hope she'll wear her dalmation-skin coat.

• “‘Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee,’ she... Jan 8, 2014

  “‘Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee,’ she emailed. ” http://www.

• I'm imagining fights over the NYT left nav. “You can't move... Jan 8, 2014

  I'm imagining fights over the NYT left nav. “You can't move it to the footer, it's like moving it to Queens!

• There's a paywall to my heart and you just hit your... Jan 8, 2014

  There's a paywall to my heart and you just hit your ten-article limit.

• “Maybe instead of wearing a Nike Fuelband, my mules could... Jan 8, 2014

  “Maybe instead of wearing a Nike Fuelband, my mules could be suped up w/a little computer that tracks my activity. ” http://www.

• “the hand-eye coordination and other neurological benefits... Jan 7, 2014

  “the hand-eye coordination and other neurological benefits of Baby DJ class are real” http://thevillager.

• “But ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’ aims much lower than whatever... Jan 7, 2014

  “But ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’ aims much lower than whatever lowest common denominator you were anticipating. ” http://www.

• smart egg tray http://www.quirky.com/blog/post/2013/06/the-s... Jan 6, 2014

  smart egg tray http://www. quirky.

• Live Blogging CES East: The Best (Fake) Gadget Show Ever Jan 6, 2014
• “During quiet moments, if you listen carefully, you can... Jan 6, 2014

  “During quiet moments, if you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of Android fragmenting. ” http://www.

• “*Tomorrow:* We look at the new LG Panamax TV, which is so... Jan 6, 2014

  “*Tomorrow:* We look at the new LG Panamax TV, which is so large it functions as a container ship. ” http://www.

• “A trademark violation siren just went off in the back of... Jan 6, 2014

  “A trademark violation siren just went off in the back of the hall. ” http://www.

• “Security has ejected the seven attendees who did not have... Jan 6, 2014

  “Security has ejected the seven attendees who did not have Macbook Airs in their laps. ” http://www.

• Lieblogging is like liveblogging but missing just one... Jan 6, 2014

  Lieblogging is like liveblogging but missing just one letter. http://www.

• I like seeing non-nerds take on nerd stuff; it's... Jan 6, 2014

  I like seeing non-nerds take on nerd stuff; it's super-useful to remember how left out things like Glass can make people feel.

• I truly enjoyed reading @theodoreross's article about his... Jan 6, 2014

  I truly enjoyed reading @theodoreross 's article about his quest to understand Google Glass. https://medium.

• Beautiful post from a loving father about an amazing kid.... Jan 5, 2014

  Beautiful post from a loving father about an amazing kid. http://meyerweb.

• “‘I *have* to play with it *now* because it’s for kids who... Jan 5, 2014

  “‘I *have* to play with it *now* because it’s for kids who are eight years old AND I’M *NEVER GONNA BE EIGHT!!! *’” http://meyerweb.

• do a post without embedding a tweet i dare you Jan 3, 2014
• Hashtag #pourover is a terrible and powerful hashtag. Jan 3, 2014

  Hashtag #pourover is a terrible and powerful hashtag.

• My wife just asked me how to create the smuggest possible... Jan 3, 2014

  My wife just asked me how to create the smuggest possible coffee tweet. “You put the dot in front of the name, right?

• his ♡ was going like mad and y I said y I will y Jan 2, 2014
• i'm assessing 2013 In My Writing and finding it very lack... Jan 2, 2014
• -Knut Vonnegut Jan 2, 2014
• even better, mis-attributed in a tumblr theme demo tumblr,... Jan 2, 2014
• i know that writers are supposed to be all YOU STOLE MY... Jan 2, 2014
• “Much of the art circulating online is a response to... Jan 2, 2014

  “Much of the art circulating online is a response to artists’ living in a world full of brands, micro and macro. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• will the times snowfall the snowfall? Jan 2, 2014

  will the times snowfall the snowfall?

• oh wow @anildash had TWO profiles on @timespeople... Jan 2, 2014

  oh wow @anildash had TWO profiles on @timespeople http://timespeople. nytimes.

• Imagine if @timespeople was still a going thing. Jan 2, 2014

  Imagine if @timespeople was still a going thing.

• “Readers will be able to post comments throughout articles... Jan 2, 2014

  “Readers will be able to post comments throughout articles and view those comments alongside articles. ” http://www.

• it'll be that here too in a couple hours but with eight... Jan 2, 2014
• so basically my goal for 2014 is to have one daydream where... Jan 2, 2014
• But the devs all hate me by the end of the daydream and one... Jan 2, 2014
• Most of my daydreams are either: (1) How would I survive in... Jan 2, 2014

  Most of my daydreams are either: (1) How would I survive in a very cold environment? Or (2) what could I do with three F/T clojure/js devs?

• Because if I could imagine then I'd be capable of having... Jan 2, 2014

  Because if I could imagine then I'd be capable of having those fantasies.

• I've heard and read that some people have fantasies where... Jan 2, 2014

  I've heard and read that some people have fantasies where they are cool and successful, and people like them, but I can't even imagine.

• They're always really nice and sympathetic about how... Jan 2, 2014

  They're always really nice and sympathetic about how nervous I am but come on they're a little horrified that someone could care about this.

• And then it always turns into this awkward fantasy where I... Jan 2, 2014

  And then it always turns into this awkward fantasy where I have to explain firmware updates to Beyoncé, or Minecraft to Mary J. Blige.

• I think they did pretty well given that the original script... Jan 2, 2014

  @rustyk5 @shani_o I think they did pretty well given that the original script for the episode was just the word “Squee! ” 2,000 times.

• When I listen to music by celebrities I think about what... Jan 2, 2014

  When I listen to music by celebrities I think about what I'm doing in terms of them. “I wonder if Beyoncé has to update her own firmware.

• “Thank you, Rev. Fred Lucas Jr., Rabbi Joseph Potasnik,... Jan 1, 2014

  “Thank you, Rev. Fred Lucas Jr.

• good reason to have kids too Jan 1, 2014
• “Who knows? The dog you save might just be the next great... Jan 1, 2014

  “Who knows? The dog you save might just be the next great meme.

• Don't Let the Pigeon Pursue Appeasement Dec 31, 2013
• SP 1/1/14 Dec 31, 2013

  SP 1/1/14 I met women all over, on the train, at bars and in parties, over Twitter, made a point to talk to them, hear their stories, respond to their texts, read the books they recommended, the documentaries on Vimeo that they hyped up. When I visited my family in Virginia, I tracked down my seventh grade best friend and sat in TGIFridays near a mall for hours, laughing while her daughter took insane-looking selfies on my phone.

• “*Least Important:* What even is a ramen burger?”... Dec 31, 2013

  “*Least Important:* What even is a ramen burger? ” http://www.

• “*Least Important:* Every argument that happened on the... Dec 31, 2013

  “*Least Important:* Every argument that happened on the internet. ” http://www.

• “But really, women: Miley, Malala, Michelle O., Beyoncé,... Dec 31, 2013

  “But really, women: Miley, Malala, Michelle O. , Beyoncé, Wendy Davis and her catheter.

• hey @bizweekgraphics for future ref http://mlkshk.com/p/WE5S Dec 31, 2013

  hey @bizweekgraphics for future ref http://mlkshk.

• this cat has no new years resolutions... Dec 31, 2013

  this cat has no new years resolutions https://twitter.

• “Upward mobility for a few hollows out the middle class and... Dec 30, 2013

  “Upward mobility for a few hollows out the middle class and causes the social pyramid to become top-heavy. ” http://aeon.

• “But we didn’t want any wild lions getting loose in Borough... Dec 30, 2013

  “But we didn’t want any wild lions getting loose in Borough Park, so we did the next best thing and used taxidermy. ” http://www.

• i'm here stretched out in my swollen diaper holding a... Dec 30, 2013
• bullshit never takes a holiday Dec 30, 2013
• yep Dec 29, 2013
• wow you can really start writing an ORM if you don't watch... Dec 29, 2013
• this year will never end max Dec 29, 2013
• We had to cancel date night with a sick toddler so... Dec 29, 2013

  We had to cancel date night with a sick toddler so @olivehues &amp;amp; @Lencicki had rye sent to our door because FRIENDSHIP https://twitter.

• i dunno adam haven't you often thought to yourself man... Dec 29, 2013
• don't look away i'm talking to you Dec 29, 2013
• you might have noticed the word endgame in that last tweet... Dec 29, 2013
• When it comes to text-based pseudo-markup, this is the... Dec 29, 2013

  When it comes to text-based pseudo-markup, this is the endgame: http://en. wikipedia.

• the relentless self-empowerment advice has made me even... Dec 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 @FakeErinMcKean the relentless self-empowerment advice has made me even more cynical and suspicious.

• welp the time has come to say goodbye to the listserve Dec 29, 2013
• better watch this winter fireplace video now before netflix... Dec 28, 2013
• wellll some of those stagehands make CRAZY good money Dec 28, 2013
• nothing gets america angrier than someone in a service-ish... Dec 28, 2013
• thank god the times is tackling the real reason our economy... Dec 28, 2013

  thank god the times is tackling the real reason our economy is struggling namely stagehand compensation http://www. nytimes.

• can we say discipline though Dec 28, 2013
• what is that? that is a, well, it's a mass-produced sea... Dec 28, 2013

  what is that? that is a, well, it's a mass-produced sea green enameled metal decorative abstract deer sculpture, maybe let's look at chairs.

• i will read you any book go ahead and pick out anything and... Dec 28, 2013
• “Each turkey leg is roughly 720 calories with 36 grams of... Dec 27, 2013

  “Each turkey leg is roughly 720 calories with 36 grams of fat, according to a supplier, Yoakum Packing. ” http://www.

• “‘Sherlock Holmes belongs to the world, and this ruling... Dec 27, 2013

  “‘Sherlock Holmes belongs to the world, and this ruling clearly establishes that,’ he said. ” http://artsbeat.

• namecoin-powered secure something with little turtles Dec 27, 2013
• oh wow this is a lot at once http://okturtles.com/ Dec 27, 2013

  oh wow this is a lot at once http://okturtles.

• IMPOSSIBLE FOR ENORMOUS PLATFORMS TO VANISH STOP AWAITING... Dec 27, 2013
• Go figure https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4165816955809628... Dec 27, 2013

  Go figure https://twitter.

• “They [Gawker] paint a false picture of software engineers... Dec 27, 2013

  “They [Gawker] paint a false picture of software engineers like me, to outrage their readers. ” https://github.

• i just checked levels and this guy is so pegged i thought... Dec 26, 2013

  i just checked levels and this guy is so pegged i thought he was broken https://twitter.

• “An obscene word was spray-painted on the mural, which... Dec 26, 2013

  “An obscene word was spray-painted on the mural, which depicts a frog-like creature saying ‘Hi, How Are You. ’” http://www.

• “Lots are priced in both dollars and Bitcoin, with big... Dec 26, 2013

  “Lots are priced in both dollars and Bitcoin, with big discounts for buyers who pay in that crypto-currency. ” http://www.

• a whole year of the tech press trying to squeeze life out... Dec 26, 2013
• if you're having trouble getting to sleep just think about... Dec 26, 2013
• wow Dec 25, 2013
• i was going to commit to some new years resolutions but... Dec 25, 2013
• Okay so I would like to apologize to the evening knits... Dec 25, 2013

  Okay so I would like to apologize to the evening knits community for suggesting that evening knits are no longer a problem in America.

• One thing they had in 1977 that we have lost in 2013 is the... Dec 25, 2013

  One thing they had in 1977 that we have lost in 2013 is the concept of “evening knits.

• The Ken Doll in 1977 had a crazy crazy moustache. Dec 25, 2013

  The Ken Doll in 1977 had a crazy crazy moustache.

• For xmas my wife taught herself enough python to write a... Dec 25, 2013

  For xmas my wife taught herself enough python to write a terminal-based interactive greeting card, and I got her a Sears catalog from 1977.

• Fun fact: The person first offered the John McLane role in... Dec 25, 2013

  Fun fact: The person first offered the John McLane role in Die Hard was Frank Sinatra http://www. imdb.

• Merry Christmas from the Ford family!... Dec 25, 2013

  Merry Christmas from the Ford family! https://twitter.

• I wish someone from the FBI Cybercrimes unit would write a... Dec 24, 2013

  I wish someone from the FBI Cybercrimes unit would write a “Worst Things on the Internet in 2013” post.

• it was a good death charlie Dec 24, 2013
• “‘I said 'shut them cunts up' and they were still warming... Dec 24, 2013

  “‘I said 'shut them cunts up' and they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. ’” http://thequietus.

• clojure is an acceptable arc Dec 24, 2013
• Breadcrumb trail: “Home » Bjork » Iceland's hidden elves... Dec 23, 2013

  Breadcrumb trail: “Home » Bjork » Iceland's hidden elves delay road projects” http://bigstory. ap.

• “It has roughly the same power of an AWS m1.xlarge, and... Dec 23, 2013

  “It has roughly the same power of an AWS m1. xlarge, and costs about as much as 45 days of an m1.

• “Chehalis, in Washington State, also uses an anti-icing... Dec 23, 2013

  “Chehalis, in Washington State, also uses an anti-icing mixture that includes cheese brine. ” http://www.

• sometimes you gotta use all the punctuation you can to... Dec 23, 2013
• “(Of what these two were models remains unclear, but I can... Dec 23, 2013

  “(Of what these two were models remains unclear, but I can tell you one thing it was not: citizens. )” http://gawker.

• fridges should be seen not heard is a good maxim Dec 23, 2013
• i was like come on mark and then you hear that sumbitch... Dec 23, 2013
• seriously mark hurst's fridge is too damn loud... Dec 23, 2013

  seriously mark hurst's fridge is too damn loud http://www. youtube.

• life just becomes an eternal september. Dec 23, 2013

  life just becomes an eternal september.

• remember when lame people came onto your awesome social... Dec 23, 2013

  remember when lame people came onto your awesome social network and ruined it? getting older is like that but with everyone.

• soooooo many prisoners are ugly or not billionaires tho... Dec 23, 2013
• One thing we should all feel good about with this Pussy... Dec 23, 2013

  One thing we should all feel good about with this Pussy Riot story is that the U. S.

• the real question is which carr are you Dec 23, 2013
• you're a scott absolutely Dec 23, 2013
• here you go @rustyk5 http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/... Dec 22, 2013

  here you go @rustyk5 http://www. betcheslovethis.

• “A machine whose internal temperature could be estimated... Dec 21, 2013

  “A machine whose internal temperature could be estimated from the number of low-order bits it got wrong. ” http://cm.

• Friendly people: If I were to think hard about debugging,... Dec 21, 2013

  Friendly people: If I were to think hard about debugging, and maybe write about how important debugging is, whom should I read/study first?

• every time i check the mailbox Dec 21, 2013
• Dear Early 2013 Self, Database column names are no place... Dec 21, 2013

  Dear Early 2013 Self, Database column names are no place for your special brand of irony.

• “‘When you’re rich, you can afford to say, ‘My god is the... Dec 21, 2013

  “‘When you’re rich, you can afford to say, ‘My god is the greatest. ’ But the poor will accept help from any god.

• The holidays are the primary mechanism whereby the thin... Dec 21, 2013

  The holidays are the primary mechanism whereby the thin assert their social dominance.

• [5/4] (Appendix) I have searched Internet archive in vain... Dec 20, 2013

  [5/4] (Appendix) I have searched Internet archive in vain for hours and hours over the years, trying to find it.

• [4/4] And that's when I decided to move to New York. Dec 20, 2013

  [4/4] And that's when I decided to move to New York.

• [3/4] It was a secret shot of the Disney web team, ten... Dec 20, 2013

  [3/4] It was a secret shot of the Disney web team, ten people, and one of them held up a copy of Guy Debord's SOCIETY OF THE SPECTACLE.

• [2/4] Secreted inside the page about the Pocahontas... Dec 20, 2013

  [2/4] Secreted inside the page about the Pocahontas premiere was a &amp;lt;! --comment--&amp;gt; and inside that, a secret, hidden picture.

• [1/4] When I was 21 in '95 I sent a resume to Disney in LA... Dec 20, 2013

  [1/4] When I was 21 in '95 I sent a resume to Disney in LA because they were doing tons of web stuff. And I checked out their source code.

• “The spectacle is the map of this new world, a map... Dec 20, 2013

  “The spectacle is the map of this new world, a map which exactly covers its territory. ” http://www.

• “The spectacle is not a collection of images, but a social... Dec 20, 2013

  “The spectacle is not a collection of images, but a social relation among people, mediated by images. ” http://www.

• The spectacle presents itself simultaneously as all of... Dec 20, 2013

  The spectacle presents itself simultaneously as all of society, as part of society, and as instrument of unification. http://www.

• “The arc...corresponds to the wide range of cranial form... Dec 20, 2013

  “The arc... corresponds to the wide range of cranial form with individual difference.

• public service: the manhunter soundtrack from 1986 is... Dec 20, 2013
• I can see why people would have affairs with an AI because... Dec 20, 2013

  I can see why people would have affairs with an AI because an AI is guaranteed to be very discrete. http://www.

• emoticons are perfectly valid variable names everyone (defn... Dec 19, 2013
• i'm all for learning to code for everyone in the world but... Dec 19, 2013

  i'm all for learning to code for everyone in the world but here is a regexp that kind-of-matches a wikipedia link \[\[([^|]+\|)?

• In NYC you can reset a lot of conversations by asking,... Dec 19, 2013

  In NYC you can reset a lot of conversations by asking, “what does your therapist say?

• yeah that one my fucking god Dec 19, 2013
• i'm writing so much lisp i read it as sir M-x a lot Dec 19, 2013
• jesus christ rusty Dec 19, 2013
• “He really wanted a giant ass in the video, and he wanted... Dec 19, 2013

  “He really wanted a giant ass in the video, and he wanted to be coming out of it. ” http://www.

• now i want the real zeno game though where he can jump... Dec 19, 2013
• GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN Dec 19, 2013
• “An hour with the angels is about all we can take.”... Dec 19, 2013

  “An hour with the angels is about all we can take. ” http://opinionator.

• look the good news is Dec 19, 2013
• “Mr. Goldstein also won a suit filed by the Pillsbury... Dec 19, 2013

  “Mr. Goldstein also won a suit filed by the Pillsbury Company after Screw depicted its doughboy in flagrante.

• “After three years and two trials his conviction in the... Dec 19, 2013

  “After three years and two trials his conviction in the first was overturned, and the second ended in a hung jury. ” http://www.

• “responsibilities towards” is an odd phrase as if... Dec 19, 2013
• corollary is that you have no responsibilities towards me Dec 19, 2013
• just to be clear i have no responsibilities towards you... Dec 19, 2013
• “The...more obvious reason is the responsibility I have to... Dec 19, 2013

  “The... more obvious reason is the responsibility I have to my 10,000 followers to be both hilarious and brilliant.

• that plank in mine own eye stings like hell today Dec 18, 2013
• “*Head to VIBE Vixen to learn more about this female... Dec 18, 2013

  “*Head to VIBE Vixen to learn more about this female revolutionary. *” http://www.

• “The answer is no.” http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/18/sports... Dec 18, 2013

  “The answer is no. ” http://www.

• “Russia is not a rich country, and many torchbearers have... Dec 18, 2013

  “Russia is not a rich country, and many torchbearers have asked if they can buy their torch on credit. ” http://www.

• “The flame had set people on fire only on three occasions,... Dec 18, 2013

  “The flame had set people on fire only on three occasions, and never in a hazardous way. ” http://www.

• shouldn't we all say thank you skeleton crew Dec 18, 2013
• “But on its 17th birthday, I’d like to acknowledge the... Dec 18, 2013

  “But on its 17th birthday, I’d like to acknowledge the creators, custodians and champions of CSS. ” http://www.

• yeah but does lisp even offer function hashing by string... Dec 18, 2013

  @jackrusher yeah but does lisp even offer function hashing by string length?

• Scientist: Cats don't gaf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEe... Dec 18, 2013

  Scientist: Cats don't gaf http://www. youtube.

• also when you click through the robot handjob story is a... Dec 17, 2013
• If you want a picture of the future, imagine a bot stamping... Dec 17, 2013

  If you want a picture of the future, imagine a bot stamping on a human face — forever.

• fuck it just use a cylon shot from battlestar no one's even... Dec 17, 2013

  fuck it just use a cylon shot from battlestar no one's even watching no one even cares https://twitter.

• “And in Antioch, Calif., a man who could not swim tried to... Dec 17, 2013

  “And in Antioch, Calif. , a man who could not swim tried to reach God across a lake and drowned, the police said.

• “But it all happened.” http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywo... Dec 17, 2013

  “But it all happened. ” http://www.

• “‘Thank God toddlers don’t carry weapons.’”... Dec 17, 2013

  “‘Thank God toddlers don’t carry weapons. ’” http://well.

• Bay ridge is great everybody Dec 16, 2013
• Chicken chicken chicken http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1... Dec 16, 2013

  Chicken chicken chicken http://www. youtube.

• “The hunt to own the lucrative local advertising market,... Dec 15, 2013

  “The hunt to own the lucrative local advertising market, Mr. Armstrong’s white whale, is over.

• “We need to get this RIGHT,” said an editor, perspiring... Dec 15, 2013

  “We need to get this RIGHT,” said an editor, perspiring despite the 1.

• My favorite media concern trolling of 2013 was the NYT... Dec 15, 2013

  My favorite media concern trolling of 2013 was the NYT repeatedly asking, Is our on-screen lesbian sex real enough? #es_sm =119&amp;espv=210&amp;q=site:www.

• then came the day when google announced it would sunset the... Dec 14, 2013
• That last link cached (thanks @D_W_Roberts)... Dec 14, 2013

  That last link cached (thanks @D_W_Roberts ) http://webcache. googleusercontent.

• “This isn’t just Worse Is Better, this is ‘Worse Is All You... Dec 14, 2013

  “This isn’t just Worse Is Better, this is ‘Worse Is All You Get Forever’. ” http://exple.

• “The President of IBM just called and fuck your thesis,... Dec 14, 2013

  “The President of IBM just called and fuck your thesis, it’s yacht-racing time. ” http://exple.

• i don't know how it would work but it will probably need at... Dec 14, 2013
• it's obvious we're going to need to infect iranian monkeys... Dec 14, 2013
• “He said the monkey was named Fargam and had been returned... Dec 14, 2013

  “He said the monkey was named Fargam and had been returned to earth ‘safe and sound. ’” http://www.

• “Iran Say It Sends Second Monkey Into Space, Brings It Back... Dec 14, 2013

  “Iran Say It Sends Second Monkey Into Space, Brings It Back Safely” http://www. nytimes.

• i'm like the cassandra of the internet but the FUN... Dec 14, 2013

  i'm like the cassandra of the internet but the FUN cassandra you know?

• Whoosh the http://archive.org TV news search interface is a... Dec 13, 2013

  Whoosh the http://archive. org TV news search interface is a gift to humanity in a way that TV news is not https://archive.

• remember that your jokes are the dad jokes of tomorrow Dec 13, 2013
• At least we can all agree that the golem was gray. Dec 13, 2013

  At least we can all agree that the golem was gray.

• “Her attacker was nestled all snug in his bed,/While... Dec 13, 2013

  “Her attacker was nestled all snug in his bed,/While visions of the rape he committed danced through his head. ” http://www.

• reportrepreneur http://valleywag.gawker.com/jessica-lessin-t... Dec 13, 2013

  reportrepreneur http://valleywag. gawker.

• This is a nice neighborhood! This is the East Village!... Dec 13, 2013

  This is a nice neighborhood! This is the East Village!

• “Why do I watch from the sidelines, while the wicked and... Dec 13, 2013

  “Why do I watch from the sidelines, while the wicked and untrustworthy prosper? ” http://the-pastry-box-project.

• “When she went abroad she would smuggle the live snails out... Dec 13, 2013

  “When she went abroad she would smuggle the live snails out of England by hiding them under her breasts. ” http://blogs.

• what ever happened to just good old fashioned reading the... Dec 12, 2013
• a weird thing i just learned is that the internet archive... Dec 12, 2013
• landlines Dec 12, 2013
• i honestly don't know if i can take another year of this... Dec 12, 2013
• Hatredcon used to be really cool but it just gets worse... Dec 12, 2013
• You guys could keynote together except that would be... Dec 12, 2013
• “There have never been so many sequins on things as there... Dec 12, 2013

  “There have never been so many sequins on things as there are now. ” http://thetalkhouse.

• things are the new tabs Dec 12, 2013
• in 2013 so many people squinted with open mouths and nodded... Dec 12, 2013
• a year in which so many things were, briefly, a thing Dec 12, 2013
• the year of tabs Dec 12, 2013
• the year of 20 million songs available at all times Dec 12, 2013
• the year of surprisingly good mainstream tech journalism Dec 12, 2013
• the year of bros Dec 12, 2013
• it's almost over Dec 12, 2013
• last call everyone Dec 12, 2013
• oh man why did i agree to speak at hatredcon Dec 12, 2013
• “‘You’re a pretty monkey, and you know where *all* the... Dec 12, 2013

  “‘You’re a pretty monkey, and you know where *all* the bananas are. ’” https://medium.

• oh huh. true. Dec 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 oh huh. true.

• “I want this laptop cord more than I have ever wanted... Dec 11, 2013

  “I want this laptop cord more than I have ever wanted anything. ” http://theuglyvolvo.

• wha Dec 11, 2013
• "&gt; is it a guy with a big nose in side profile or is it... Dec 11, 2013

  "&amp;gt; is it a guy with a big nose in side profile or is it "&amp;gt; today in tabs?

• Please rename this page “the alphabet of lost opportunity”... Dec 11, 2013

  Please rename this page “the alphabet of lost opportunity” http://technorati.

• christmas content marketing content content curation... Dec 11, 2013

  christmas content marketing content content curation cryptolocker customer experience clear app conversations http://technorati.

• so like this http://technorati.com/tag/ but not so oh god... Dec 11, 2013

  so like this http://technorati.

• like a site that would tell you which hashtags were... Dec 11, 2013
• no one mention rdf i swear to god Dec 11, 2013
• Is there a scraper that exists that just aggregates tags... Dec 11, 2013

  Is there a scraper that exists that just aggregates tags from websites?

• “We fact-check every story at MATTER.”... Dec 11, 2013

  “We fact-check every story at MATTER. ” https://medium.

• The fictional people on TV don't know you exist, while the... Dec 11, 2013

  The fictional people on TV don't know you exist, while the people who run the world absolutely recognize you in log files.

• jk there is no role for cultural theorists in the future... Dec 11, 2013
• [Future cultural theorist looks up from his console.] “OH... Dec 11, 2013

  [Future cultural theorist looks up from his console. ] “OH MY GOD.

• Everyone knows TV is not real right. The people on the TV... Dec 11, 2013

  Everyone knows TV is not real right. The people on the TV are not real people.

• oh nothin just influencin Dec 11, 2013
• “‘You know it’s somebody who really cares about that... Dec 11, 2013

  “‘You know it’s somebody who really cares about that line. ’” http://tmagazine.

• implementing oauth flow is fun Dec 11, 2013
• you pronounced “inclusive” wrong and thus must be killed Dec 10, 2013
• washington post honors mandela legacy by dividing world... Dec 10, 2013

  washington post honors mandela legacy by dividing world into "people who can call him madiba" and people who can't http://www. washingtonpost.

• “‘The organization Keep Life Legal asked the question:... Dec 10, 2013

  “‘The organization Keep Life Legal asked the question: ‘What about apartheid in the womb? ’” http://www.

• Beatrix Potter in the public domain in 2014:... Dec 10, 2013

  Beatrix Potter in the public domain in 2014: http://publicdomainreview.

• “The Afrikaner guards stood above with rifles.”... Dec 10, 2013

  “The Afrikaner guards stood above with rifles. ” https://medium.

• “Photographing live sea urchin.”... Dec 10, 2013

  “Photographing live sea urchin. ” #7 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• How come no one writes about how they could clone a given... Dec 10, 2013

  How come no one writes about how they could clone a given website in 48 hours any more?

• “I got caught watching YouTube videos on my iPhone in bed.”... Dec 10, 2013

  “I got caught watching YouTube videos on my iPhone in bed. ” http://www.

• But WHAT do chickens rule? What sort of STRUCTURE do they... Dec 10, 2013

  But WHAT do chickens rule? What sort of STRUCTURE do they rule?

• “Chickens rule—the editors firmly believe they are the... Dec 10, 2013

  “Chickens rule—the editors firmly believe they are the gateway drug into farming. ” http://www.

• “(Spoiler alert: ‘I see donkeys in our future,’ she... Dec 10, 2013

  “(Spoiler alert: ‘I see donkeys in our future,’ she added. )” http://www.

• Correction that is The Old Radio Times @ftrain regrets the... Dec 9, 2013

  Correction that is The Old Radio Times @ftrain regrets the error.

• The latest Old Time Radio Times has an amazing... Dec 9, 2013

  The latest Old Time Radio Times has an amazing minute-by-minute breakdown of how Pearl Harbor was broadcast http://www. otrr.

• If there was a conference dedicated to web user... Dec 9, 2013

  If there was a conference dedicated to web user authentication it would be called Reimplement.

• everyone ready for 2014 Dec 9, 2013
• “The Elephant’s Foot could be the most dangerous piece of... Dec 9, 2013

  “The Elephant’s Foot could be the most dangerous piece of waste in the world. ” http://nautil.

• “‘Our proposed monument, as an homage to the... Dec 9, 2013

  “‘Our proposed monument, as an homage to the historic/literary Satan, will certainly abide by these guidelines. ’” http://www.

• “Emojitracker wasn’t my first megaproject, but it is... Dec 9, 2013

  “Emojitracker wasn’t my first megaproject, but it is definitely the most complex architecturally. ” https://medium.

• lol rusty most coders are CAKE compared to editors Dec 9, 2013
• teach america to say “email” without making it sound like a... Dec 9, 2013
• maybe we could set our sights a little lower and teach... Dec 9, 2013
• LEARN TO CODE SWITCH BEFORE YOU LEARN TO CODE, SWITCH... Dec 9, 2013

  LEARN TO CODE SWITCH BEFORE YOU LEARN TO CODE, SWITCH http://dashes. com/anil/2013/12/learn-to-code-switch-before-you-learn-to-code.

• to hell with everyone i'm out of here [revs moped to 18MPH] Dec 9, 2013
• to hell with everyone i'm using component as an adjective Dec 9, 2013
• [looks out on burning city] we are all brands now [buries... Dec 9, 2013
• we are all brands now Dec 9, 2013
• I hope the new Facebook AI lab can find ways to help brands... Dec 9, 2013

  I hope the new Facebook AI lab can find ways to help brands engage with the people they love https://www. facebook.

• i remember though Dec 9, 2013
• i cannot pretend this Dec 9, 2013
• “IF A YOUTH WHO HAS NOT KNOWN A WOMAN SUFFERS A PROLAPSE OF... Dec 9, 2013

  “IF A YOUTH WHO HAS NOT KNOWN A WOMAN SUFFERS A PROLAPSE OF THE RECTUM, YOU BOIL UP A LIZARD. ” http://earth-history.

• does anyone know how to make favicons stop blinking in... Dec 9, 2013
• enterprise ecosystem development platform Dec 9, 2013
• “The ranks of the poor have risen, with almost half of New... Dec 9, 2013

  “The ranks of the poor have risen, with almost half of New Yorkers living near or below the poverty line. ” http://www.

• ecosystem development platform Dec 9, 2013
• “As wind turbines are essentially...designed to take down... Dec 8, 2013

  “As wind turbines are essentially... designed to take down eagles, some bloodshed might be inevitable.

• Took all Sunday but I finally achieved snapchat zero. Dec 8, 2013

  Took all Sunday but I finally achieved snapchat zero.

• “Because if I had to identify a single element that... Dec 8, 2013

  “Because if I had to identify a single element that characterizes my life as a writer... it would be self-doubt.

• “Every civil servant in Britain is now being trained in... Dec 8, 2013

  “Every civil servant in Britain is now being trained in behavioral science. ” http://www.

• “They had absorbed all the eclecticism of rock music and... Dec 8, 2013

  “They had absorbed all the eclecticism of rock music and weren't afraid to just be unashamedly pop. ” http://www.

• “While still the 25th most popular site on the Internet and... Dec 7, 2013

  “While still the 25th most popular site on the Internet and on mobile in the U. S.

• a good rule for life is that articulate is only a verb Dec 6, 2013
• “[u]nlike most geeks, she is surprisingly articulate.”... Dec 6, 2013

  “[u]nlike most geeks, she is surprisingly articulate. ” http://www.

• did you see how there's a cat reflected in the mirror but... Dec 6, 2013
• NPR perfectly predicted the future of Bitcoin in 2011:... Dec 6, 2013

  NPR perfectly predicted the future of Bitcoin in 2011: http://www. npr.

• “Ninety-eight percent of Karelis’s volunteers reported that... Dec 6, 2013

  “Ninety-eight percent of Karelis’s volunteers reported that sex felt more fun than jogging. ” http://well.

• “I could go to the Rolling Stone office and fucking shit on... Dec 6, 2013

  “I could go to the Rolling Stone office and fucking shit on top of a boiled egg, right? ” http://www.

• “With my fake beard in the *variation B*, I had a *35%* of... Dec 6, 2013

  “With my fake beard in the *variation B*, I had a *35%* of replies to my job applications. ” http://malditointer.

• “Maybe rudeness, in our democratically challenged age, has... Dec 5, 2013

  “Maybe rudeness, in our democratically challenged age, has morphed into a synonym for insubordination. ” http://harpers.

• paredit's documentation is the most emacs documentation in... Dec 5, 2013

  paredit's documentation is the most emacs documentation in human history http://mumble. net/~campbell/emacs/paredit.

• occasional reminder of this Mark Slouka essay against... Dec 5, 2013

  occasional reminder of this Mark Slouka essay against politeness http://harpers. org/archive/2008/06/democracy-and-deference/?

• “We’re calling this release Medium 1.0 because we feel it... Dec 4, 2013

  “We’re calling this release Medium 1. 0 because we feel it represents a major milestone for the product.

• This is some A+ great dads right here... Dec 3, 2013

  This is some A+ great dads right here http://www. youtube.

• Uber for pensions. Dec 3, 2013

  Uber for pensions.

• “‘This is not a selfie. This is an act of war.’”... Dec 3, 2013

  “‘This is not a selfie. This is an act of war.

• For reasons of procrastination I am trying to map... Dec 3, 2013

  For reasons of procrastination I am trying to map programming languages to Parks and Rec characters. Ron is Perl.

• It feels like the underlying philosophy of Clojure is, “you... Dec 3, 2013

  It feels like the underlying philosophy of Clojure is, “you can have everything for free but only if you earn it.

• “I can't believe lower-middle-class people under career... Dec 3, 2013

  “I can't believe lower-middle-class people under career pressure with no support or oversight would publish without fact-checking.

• whoo another journalist-baiting nerd hoax that is sending... Dec 3, 2013

  whoo another journalist-baiting nerd hoax that is sending out press releases http://www. ciar.

• oh no i think many many people give it very very serious... Dec 3, 2013

  @stewartmccoy oh no i think many many people give it very very serious consideration http://www. slate.

• In a deeply Brooklyn moment, the construction firm where I... Dec 3, 2013

  In a deeply Brooklyn moment, the construction firm where I rent an office went out of business and disappeared over the weekend.

• “Branded entertainment, which marries marketing and... Dec 3, 2013

  “Branded entertainment, which marries marketing and programming, is also known as branded content or content marketing. ” Perfect sentence.

• The future is so goofy. Dec 3, 2013

  The future is so goofy.

• “‘I’ve never owned a computer server,’ said Bobby Murphy, a... Dec 3, 2013

  “‘I’ve never owned a computer server,’ said Bobby Murphy, a co-founder and the chief technical officer of Snapchat. ” http://www.

• Columbo on a space station. Dec 3, 2013

  Columbo on a space station.

• I would totally watch a Rockford Files reboot set in a... Dec 3, 2013

  I would totally watch a Rockford Files reboot set in a libertarian future economy.

• What can we learn from “What can we learn from” articles? Dec 3, 2013

  What can we learn from “What can we learn from” articles?

• oh man a thing just launched that looks just like my thing... Dec 2, 2013
• “In the 4 1/2 years they’d been business partners, and... Dec 2, 2013

  “In the 4 1/2 years they’d been business partners, and friends of a sort, Penske and Finke had never met in person. ” http://www.

• This has been in my head so I wrote it down: “What I’ve... Dec 2, 2013

  This has been in my head so I wrote it down: “What I’ve learned from fatherhood ” https://medium.

• “In training centers around the world, American soldiers... Dec 2, 2013

  “In training centers around the world, American soldiers are taught to kill at close range—a ‘personal kill. ’” http://www.

• “‘We pursued distractions and called them enhancements.’”... Dec 2, 2013

  “‘We pursued distractions and called them enhancements. ’” http://www.

• “The punishing economics of being a stand-alone weekly can... Dec 2, 2013

  “The punishing economics of being a stand-alone weekly can be explained in one word: Newsweek. ” http://www.

• an adult man stops making drone jokes at midnight Dec 2, 2013
• Oracle will make great drones but charge $30,000 per rotor. Dec 1, 2013

  Oracle will make great drones but charge $30,000 per rotor.

• Facebook drones will just hover wherever teenagers... Dec 1, 2013

  Facebook drones will just hover wherever teenagers congregate and make sad, plaintive sounds.

• Apple drones will cost twice as much and only fly along a... Dec 1, 2013

  Apple drones will cost twice as much and only fly along a vertical axis.

• oh god this is why amazon called it the mayday button Dec 1, 2013
• The clojure client for neo4j is called "neocons," which is... Dec 1, 2013

  The clojure client for neo4j is called "neocons," which is some next level punning. (The xml-rpc client is "necessary-evil.

• What I’ve learned from fatherhood Dec 1, 2013

  The author reads a book about nicholas who is a bunny who lives in a hollow tree What I’ve learned from fatherhood From my twins who are now two Learning Small human beings learn how to live in the world by mimicking other human beings. Power over another human being, as a parent has over a child, does not mean that you are obeyed as much as that you are mimicked.

• I mean why even make a lot of money if this is all you can... Dec 1, 2013

  I mean why even make a lot of money if this is all you can buy? http://www.

• At $60,000 this is the kind of multifunctional furniture... Dec 1, 2013

  At $60,000 this is the kind of multifunctional furniture that costs more than an assistant editor.

• “At almost $60,000, this is not the kind of multifunctional... Dec 1, 2013

  “At almost $60,000, this is not the kind of multifunctional furniture that thrifty people buy. ” http://www.

• I have this same fear, along with my death being meme... Dec 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 I have this same fear, along with my death being meme exploitable in some fashion.

• “Urban Outfitters, its second-biggest customer, told the... Nov 30, 2013

  “Urban Outfitters, its second-biggest customer, told the factory that it was moving work overseas. ” http://www.

• “‘The lights started to go out throughout the factory: that... Nov 30, 2013

  “‘The lights started to go out throughout the factory: that department’s done, that department’s done. ’” http://www.

• children ruin everything Nov 30, 2013
• i don't understand games in general, faulty wiring Nov 30, 2013
• ulgh that notebook Nov 30, 2013
• “And because the only people who shop at the Co-op are... Nov 30, 2013

  “And because the only people who shop at the Co-op are members, the thefts are essentially inside jobs. ” http://www.

• “‘You can always have funerals on Sundays.’”... Nov 30, 2013

  “‘You can always have funerals on Sundays. ’” http://www.

• To celebrate the day after Thanksgiving, check out this... Nov 29, 2013

  To celebrate the day after Thanksgiving, check out this excellent brochure about the New York City sewage system: http://www. nyc.

• just a warning that the front cover of tomorrow's times... Nov 27, 2013
• “Think about that for a second — hordes of happy, upbeat... Nov 27, 2013

  “Think about that for a second — hordes of happy, upbeat New Yorkers. ” http://www.

• “Popcorn and Caramel are 38-pound turkeys from Badger ,... Nov 27, 2013

  “Popcorn and Caramel are 38-pound turkeys from Badger , Minn. ” http://www.

• welp, they're above the fold Nov 27, 2013
• seriously i bet the coöp is burning Nov 27, 2013
• oh god it's nipples, women, and israel i'm amazed the city... Nov 27, 2013
• wait waht this is relevant to my interests Nov 27, 2013
• gallium arsenide is so cray Nov 27, 2013
• “‘When men get older, that part doesn’t function very well... Nov 27, 2013

  “‘When men get older, that part doesn’t function very well and I have needs,’ said the woman. ” http://www.

• “‘Some men come with photos of their late wives.’”... Nov 27, 2013

  “‘Some men come with photos of their late wives. ’” http://www.

• i had a dream where blue turtles could talk to each other... Nov 27, 2013
• “It looks like a future where your best bet to get things... Nov 27, 2013

  “It looks like a future where your best bet to get things running fast in a browser is to do non-web things. ” http://acko.

• “It means JavaScript has nothing to do with it, it's just... Nov 27, 2013

  “It means JavaScript has nothing to do with it, it's just the poison we ended up with. ” http://acko.

• If I opened a diner in Silicon Valley every meal would be... Nov 26, 2013

  If I opened a diner in Silicon Valley every meal would be served with more slaw.

• “‘Glitch cellular automata,’ ‘algokraut,’ and ‘ambient... Nov 26, 2013

  “‘Glitch cellular automata,’ ‘algokraut,’ and ‘ambient gabber’ are some of my favorites. ” http://www.

• “And sometimes I think working within constraints can make... Nov 26, 2013

  “And sometimes I think working within constraints can make you more ingenious and more creative. ” http://thequietus.

• “I think this is getting very close to the social... Nov 26, 2013

  “I think this is getting very close to the social networking system Mark Zuckerberg has always dreamed about. ” http://www.

• “I wonder how many people have actually tried the... Nov 26, 2013

  “I wonder how many people have actually tried the GoldieBlox products? ” http://mandaclay.

• “All you have seen are shitty skeuomorphic bastardizations... Nov 26, 2013

  “All you have seen are shitty skeuomorphic bastardizations of what should be text communicating a fucking message. ” http://motherfuckingwebsite.

• “The nation’s birthrate today is half what it was in 1960,... Nov 26, 2013

  “The nation’s birthrate today is half what it was in 1960, and last year hit its lowest point ever. ” http://www.

• i just realized that this entire line of puns represents... Nov 26, 2013
• that's cool but who left all this random seed around? Nov 26, 2013

  @rustyk5 that's cool but who left all this random seed around?

• stop dorking around Nov 26, 2013
• “Where today do families publish their homemade bedtime... Nov 25, 2013

  “Where today do families publish their homemade bedtime stories about giant pickles? ” http://www.

• “By comparison, the Nissan Leaf — the best-selling... Nov 25, 2013

  “By comparison, the Nissan Leaf — the best-selling all-electric car on the market — has not had any reported fires. ” http://www.

• “‘I work all my life like animal to have this building,’... Nov 25, 2013

  “‘I work all my life like animal to have this building,’ Mr. Gritsipis said to Judge Jane S.

• I mean what else can you even say about... Nov 25, 2013

  I mean what else can you even say about http://www. newyorker.

• “Sicha likes Ursula K. Le Guin, cigarettes, and cats.”... Nov 25, 2013

  “Sicha likes Ursula K. Le Guin, cigarettes, and cats.

• To be clear no one said they are “merit class.” I am just... Nov 25, 2013

  To be clear no one said they are “merit class. ” I am just imagining “merit class” as a possible category.

• i probably am very crabby Nov 25, 2013
• “I'm not middle class,” he said, sipping from his coffee at... Nov 25, 2013

  “I'm not middle class,” he said, sipping from his coffee at The Creamery. “I'm not upper class.

• now you are ready to program rails Nov 25, 2013
• you work in tech though Nov 25, 2013
• why? lots of pivots are like this Nov 25, 2013

  @rustyk5 why?

• it's where he got his superhuman fight Nov 25, 2013
• “Calacanis grew up in in Brooklyn, from a middling income... Nov 25, 2013

  “Calacanis grew up in in Brooklyn, from a middling income family. ” http://pandodaily.

• open your EYES man this is going on ALL AROUND you Nov 25, 2013
• Lol Rusty. Acquisition in 2016 for $35MM on paper as part... Nov 25, 2013

  @rustyk5 Lol Rusty. Acquisition in 2016 for $35MM on paper as part of some-yet uncreated tech-journo rollup.

• “‘People were just throwing money in the air,’ Ms. Brandon... Nov 25, 2013

  “‘People were just throwing money in the air,’ Ms. Brandon said.

• I need a social network that's just for me. Nov 25, 2013

  I need a social network that's just for me.

• “Finding these writers, all of whom are black, wasn’t hard... Nov 24, 2013

  “Finding these writers, all of whom are black, wasn’t hard at all. ” http://www.

• “What happened in Bangladesh was terrible,” said the... Nov 24, 2013

  “What happened in Bangladesh was terrible,” said the WalMart PR person in my imagination, “but the real victim here is your savings.

• “Walmart said that unauthorized contractors were producing... Nov 24, 2013

  “Walmart said that unauthorized contractors were producing garments without the company’s knowledge. ” http://www.

• “Flapflapflapflapflapflap.” http://www.bloomberg.com/news/20... Nov 24, 2013

  “Flapflapflapflapflapflap. ” http://www.

• “(One of the most popular articles on Friday was ‘Day... Nov 24, 2013

  “(One of the most popular articles on Friday was ‘Day J. F.

• I've taken a serious look at the culture of online... Nov 24, 2013

  I've taken a serious look at the culture of online narcissism and I'm left with an important question: Why isn't it more about me?

• “But playing the role of temptress was not what the... Nov 24, 2013

  “But playing the role of temptress was not what the military had in mind for her. ” http://www.

• “Your ability to get good at coding has nothing to do with... Nov 24, 2013

  “Your ability to get good at coding has nothing to do with how well you fit into the various geek subcultures. ” https://medium.

• “During the total solar eclipse of Feb. 16, 1980, most... Nov 23, 2013

  “During the total solar eclipse of Feb. 16, 1980, most people were too afraid to even come out of their houses.

• “Satoshi Nakamoto’s actual identity remains a hotly debated... Nov 23, 2013

  “Satoshi Nakamoto’s actual identity remains a hotly debated topic among Internet researchers. ” http://bits.

• “Additionally, his family line included seven alleged... Nov 23, 2013

  “Additionally, his family line included seven alleged murderers, including Lizzie Borden. ” http://blogs.

• “Another sore point was the Medicare agency’s decision to... Nov 23, 2013

  “Another sore point was the Medicare agency’s decision to use database software, from a company called MarkLogic. ” http://www.

• “‘the Beastie Boys have now threatened GoldieBlox with... Nov 22, 2013

  “‘the Beastie Boys have now threatened GoldieBlox with copyright infringement. ’” http://www.

• You have to listen carefully to hear it over the sounds of... Nov 22, 2013

  You have to listen carefully to hear it over the sounds of comedians stabbing each other.

• Sometimes on cool evenings if you are very quiet you can... Nov 22, 2013

  Sometimes on cool evenings if you are very quiet you can hear the sound of writers hating other writers.

• snapchat, but only for dads Nov 22, 2013
• lulu but for divorcées Nov 22, 2013
• oh nothing just skating to where the puck will be Nov 22, 2013
• oh yeah paging @rustyk5 Nov 22, 2013
• It's a lot like Candy Crush in that you either have to... Nov 22, 2013
• iMocratic is a new app that allows people to create and... Nov 22, 2013

  iMocratic is a new app that allows people to create and share their own meritocracies.

• “Where's your meritocracy now?”... Nov 22, 2013

  “Where's your meritocracy now? ” http://valleywag.

• Media tip: If you want a lot of really shitty blog/social... Nov 22, 2013

  Media tip: If you want a lot of really shitty blog/social media coverage for your lunch place offer a JFKale salad.

• “For the Averroist, each human is like a Kindle Fire tablet... Nov 21, 2013

  “For the Averroist, each human is like a Kindle Fire tablet whose content is stored entirely in the Amazon Cloud. ” http://edwardfeser.

• ulgh sessions is the worst Nov 21, 2013
• oh god the only thing worse than congress is the senate Nov 21, 2013
• hitting the lectern Nov 21, 2013
• he cannot believe this shit, he cannot take it any more,... Nov 21, 2013
• we need a c-span watchers chatroom or irc channel Nov 21, 2013
• The Nazis celebrated January 30 as a holiday because it was... Nov 21, 2013

  The Nazis celebrated January 30 as a holiday because it was the day Hitler was sworn in as chancellor. Nazis invented the Work Anniversary.

• #orwhat Nov 20, 2013
• I mean what other kind of economy do we even live in? Nov 20, 2013

  I mean what other kind of economy do we even live in?

• Seriously no one has written a book called “The Erection... Nov 20, 2013

  Seriously no one has written a book called “The Erection Economy”?

• actually one UK euphemism for vagina is "badly packed... Nov 20, 2013
• “Like many government projects, http://HealthCare.gov was... Nov 20, 2013

  “Like many government projects, http://HealthCare. gov was developed under the waterfall approach—to its near doom.

• “The issue also came with _three sheets of wrapping paper_... Nov 20, 2013

  “The issue also came with _three sheets of wrapping paper_ for the holidays and has all of 23,250 subscribers. ” http://www.

• Do editors even trust a writer in slacks? Nov 20, 2013

  Do editors even trust a writer in slacks?

• Blazers with jeans announce the eternal compromise of the... Nov 20, 2013

  Blazers with jeans announce the eternal compromise of the culture industry. Saying, “I know what's expected—but embers of self yet glow.

• Blazer and jeans is great. You get to lunch first and they... Nov 20, 2013

  Blazer and jeans is great. You get to lunch first and they think you're all business.

• Publishing Nov 20, 2013
• you could offer recommendations like... Nov 20, 2013

  @rustyk5 @silviakillings you could offer recommendations like http://getprismatic. com, but it could be http://getbrismatic.

• there is a huge market opportunity for a tab bot Nov 20, 2013
• I just found a two-day bug that I thought was AJAX... Nov 20, 2013

  I just found a two-day bug that I thought was AJAX callbacks but turned out to be a server configuration edge case I'm shaking from feels.

• what would be the most infuriating bot we could build? we... Nov 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Runchal @alazyreader what would be the most infuriating bot we could build? we have the technology.

• or facebook Nov 19, 2013
• Part of my job was to write web pages criticizing Searle's... Nov 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Runchal Part of my job was to write web pages criticizing Searle's Chinese Room while boosting the Turing test. Great job.

• I worked for an artificial intelligence company once in... Nov 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Runchal I worked for an artificial intelligence company once in Israel we simulated a one-year-old NO JOKE. http://www.

• I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CONTINUE. Nov 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Runchal I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CONTINUE.

• “For all practical purposes, stealing a bike is risk-free... Nov 19, 2013

  “For all practical purposes, stealing a bike is risk-free crime. ” http://blog.

• “Not ‘alright.’ But all right.”... Nov 19, 2013

  “Not ‘alright. ’ But all right.

• “She stands, precariously, on two narrow slats perched... Nov 19, 2013

  “She stands, precariously, on two narrow slats perched above a ditch and does what she needs to do. ” http://www.

• Syntactic sugar doesn't really cover up the taste of... Nov 19, 2013

  Syntactic sugar doesn't really cover up the taste of syntactic shit.

• Does the comma go after "bed" or after "you"? Nov 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 Does the comma go after "bed" or after "you"?

• i wish omniture could break out rageviews Nov 18, 2013
• pageviews Nov 18, 2013
• http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/090805.10.jpg Nov 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://www. gridskipper.

• http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/d773837e3e7b11e381a... Nov 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 @sixfoot6 @ohheygreat @panic http://distilleryimage1. ak.

• heavy hangs the neck that wears the lanyard Nov 18, 2013
• Whatever her faults, Teen Talk Barbie was right about math. Nov 18, 2013

  Whatever her faults, Teen Talk Barbie was right about math.

• Internet commenters who complain about immigration policy... Nov 18, 2013

  Internet commenters who complain about immigration policy should know it's not spelled “hoards.

• “She does freelance ‘intuitive’ readings, similar to... Nov 17, 2013

  “She does freelance ‘intuitive’ readings, similar to psychic readings, and web production work. ” http://www.

• “...long-term joblessness is up 213 percent.”... Nov 17, 2013

  “... long-term joblessness is up 213 percent.

• I've been thinking about the Luke Mogelson Christmas Island... Nov 17, 2013

  I've been thinking about the Luke Mogelson Christmas Island essay for days now http://www. nytimes.

• The thong never sets on the Pitbull product empire. Nov 17, 2013

  The thong never sets on the Pitbull product empire.

• For example his new programming language uses pitbooleans. Nov 17, 2013

  For example his new programming language uses pitbooleans.

• “He’s very clear that his fragrances are just the first... Nov 17, 2013

  “He’s very clear that his fragrances are just the first step in a Pitbull product empire. ” http://www.

• “The fragrance introduction is part of a very busy season... Nov 17, 2013

  “The fragrance introduction is part of a very busy season for [Pitbull]. ” http://www.

• “If we had left a few days earlier, the boat would have... Nov 17, 2013

  “If we had left a few days earlier, the boat would have capsized. ” http://www.

• There is no happier newsroom. Nov 17, 2013

  There is no happier newsroom.

• “Using touch screen computers has helped a group of monkeys... Nov 17, 2013

  “Using touch screen computers has helped a group of monkeys relax, a new study has found. ” http://www.

• “There is no sadder newsroom than the one where the... Nov 17, 2013

  “There is no sadder newsroom than the one where the gray-hairs... refuse to die.

• “We picked movies for our employee favorites shelves more... Nov 16, 2013

  “We picked movies for our employee favorites shelves more carefully than we picked our majors. ” http://www.

• Good jokes kill great ideas. Nov 16, 2013

  Good jokes kill great ideas.

• “When _Seabiscuit_ first came up for discussion, some... Nov 16, 2013

  “When _Seabiscuit_ first came up for discussion, some skeptic muttered, ‘Talk about beating a dead horse! ’” http://www.

• “France says attacks on tourists in Florida are rare now,... Nov 16, 2013

  “France says attacks on tourists in Florida are rare now, but were frequent a few years ago. ” http://www.

• “He stood up to speak from a golden chair, and read his... Nov 16, 2013

  “He stood up to speak from a golden chair, and read his notes from a golden lectern. ” http://www.

• “We can only be grateful the Cold War ended before they... Nov 16, 2013

  “We can only be grateful the Cold War ended before they could fully weaponize the synonym. ” http://www.

• 6th Ave. One teen sobs into another teen's arms, both... Nov 15, 2013

  6th Ave. One teen sobs into another teen's arms, both sitting on the floor.

• “Strange midsize amateurs, loomed up with sites?”... Nov 15, 2013

  “Strange midsize amateurs, loomed up with sites? ” http://www.

• On weekdays, the answer to “where Brooklyn at?” is... Nov 15, 2013

  On weekdays, the answer to “where Brooklyn at? ” is “Midtown.

• You'll work with @JPaskin who was my downstairs neighbor... Nov 15, 2013

  You'll work with @JPaskin who was my downstairs neighbor &amp;amp; runs http://Businessweek. com and'll help you get shit done http://careers.

• Work at Businessweek! Cover B-schools! DO IT! It's an... Nov 15, 2013

  Work at Businessweek! Cover B-schools!

• Congratulations to @harpers and @29pco as they drive... Nov 15, 2013

  Congratulations to @harpers and @29pco as they drive forward into the brave new world of fully responsive audited circulation.

• “The new app retains the Harper’s font and design aesthetic... Nov 15, 2013

  “The new app retains the Harper’s font and design aesthetic and is more friendly to a touchscreen experience. ” http://pandodaily.

• “OK! By now you should have written about eight or nine... Nov 15, 2013

  “OK! By now you should have written about eight or nine thousand well-crafted words.

• “Waiting for inspiration is crucial, because you don’t want... Nov 15, 2013

  “Waiting for inspiration is crucial, because you don’t want to write just anything — it’s got to be really good. ” http://www.

• “Don’t bother answering that: everyone wants to write,... Nov 15, 2013

  “Don’t bother answering that: everyone wants to write, because writing is non-stop fun. ” http://www.

• “‘It would be a mistake to jump and say that dogs were... Nov 15, 2013

  “‘It would be a mistake to jump and say that dogs were domesticated in Europe and not anywhere else,’ he said. ” http://www.

• “Legal pad enthusiasts do seem to have a psychological... Nov 15, 2013

  “Legal pad enthusiasts do seem to have a psychological connection to their writing tablets. ” http://www.

• As I get older I say things out loud like, “You know what's... Nov 14, 2013

  As I get older I say things out loud like, “You know what's a good song?

• If you guys felt proprietary and annoyed when I wrote about... Nov 14, 2013

  If you guys felt proprietary and annoyed when I wrote about JSON, just wait until I publish this piece about mapping!

• That last tweet will self-destruct in about one minute. Nov 14, 2013

  That last tweet will self-destruct in about one minute.

• That said I keep thinking about all the abortions they had... Nov 14, 2013

  That said I keep thinking about all the abortions they had to edit out. “I'm really sorry—your abortion was great, it just didn't line up.

• The NYMag abortion package is just amazing... Nov 14, 2013

  The NYMag abortion package is just amazing http://nymag.

• Clooney Sicha Nov 14, 2013
• i mean, that's what happens to him in the movie, i want you... Nov 14, 2013
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCC-yefoy5k Nov 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://www. youtube.

• won't you regret it when you're 80 and everyone is... Nov 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 won't you regret it when you're 80 and everyone is structuralist again?

• Brataccas http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Brat... Nov 13, 2013

  Brataccas http://upload. wikimedia.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/VHBQ Nov 13, 2013

  http://mlkshk.

• Apparently the only thing holding back an Etsy IPO is that... Nov 13, 2013

  Apparently the only thing holding back an Etsy IPO is that no one can find the silkscreen for the stock certificates.

• OMG of course I want it. I bet @benfinoradin/@textfiles... Nov 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 OMG of course I want it. I bet @benfinoradin / @textfiles could point to good preservation practices for Kuro5hin.

• digital archivists could help you preserve as much of this... Nov 13, 2013
• it's like you said "i don't know probably" to "is your... Nov 13, 2013
• rusty Nov 13, 2013
• God is this stuff all on http://archive.org in case you... Nov 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 God is this stuff all on http://archive. org in case you fuck up DNS again?

• “racism, nationalism, suicide pacts, death threats,... Nov 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 “racism, nationalism, suicide pacts, death threats, stalking, empty pointless cultural wasteland” http://www. kuro5hin.

• But also: Nupedia who? Nov 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 But also: Nupedia who?

• Some days it feels like Houellebecq is the only writer in... Nov 13, 2013

  Some days it feels like Houellebecq is the only writer in the world http://graphics8. nytimes.

• “I thought things like, ‘Well, Steve Jobs had issues, but... Nov 12, 2013

  “I thought things like, ‘Well, Steve Jobs had issues, but Apple turned out just fine. It’ll be ok, Greg.

• The Personal Transport Cruiser United States of America... Nov 12, 2013

  The Personal Transport Cruiser United States of America book looks good: http://www. theawl.

• Dear World, I would want to write for Hugo Lindgren even if... Nov 12, 2013

  Dear World, I would want to write for Hugo Lindgren even if he were editing a church newsletter. He loves writers.

• Good fine art explainer: http://mlkshk.com/p/VG2W Nov 12, 2013

  Good fine art explainer: http://mlkshk.

• god quirksmode keeps doing the lord's work, here's an... Nov 12, 2013

  god quirksmode keeps doing the lord's work, here's an explainer on viewports and platform identification http://www. quirksmode.

• “What was accomplished by your sacrifice and by the waste... Nov 12, 2013

  “What was accomplished by your sacrifice and by the waste of lives and treasure in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan? ” http://truth-out.

• “In the 14 years I’ve been here, I’ve never seen an... Nov 12, 2013

  “In the 14 years I’ve been here, I’ve never seen an American working in the fields. ” http://modernfarmer.

• “Ctrl-R as ‘make all’ for the web isn’t perfect, but it was... Nov 12, 2013

  “Ctrl-R as ‘make all’ for the web isn’t perfect, but it was hugely enabling. ” http://infrequently.

• “We deserve respect for being human, and it ends there.”... Nov 12, 2013

  “We deserve respect for being human, and it ends there. ” http://bikesnobnyc.

• “People can't be pro-bike in a mainstream publication... Nov 12, 2013

  “People can't be pro-bike in a mainstream publication without first beating the crap out of cyclists. ” http://bikesnobnyc.

• “BlackBerry has left Struggletown and is on its way to... Nov 12, 2013

  “BlackBerry has left Struggletown and is on its way to Bankruptville. ” http://nymag.

• “Mourning Blockbuster is like mourning some big, dumb robot... Nov 12, 2013

  “Mourning Blockbuster is like mourning some big, dumb robot that succumbed to rust after standing in the rain. ” http://www.

• “The biggest problem we face is a philosophical one:... Nov 12, 2013

  “The biggest problem we face is a philosophical one: understanding that this civilization is already dead. ” http://opinionator.

• “‘This is like a farmer going out and dumping all his... Nov 12, 2013

  “‘This is like a farmer going out and dumping all his fertilizer on the weeds rather than on the tomatoes. ’” http://www.

• “Duvan Giraldo, 26, a software technician in Elmhurst,... Nov 12, 2013

  “Duvan Giraldo, 26, a software technician in Elmhurst, Queens, said satisfying a partner ‘is always my mission. ’’” http://well.

• Also, fun fact, Date.parse() doesn't behave the same way in... Nov 11, 2013

  Also, fun fact, Date. parse() doesn't behave the same way in Chrome vs.

• (I should hedge here. “cal” is like a poem about the... Nov 11, 2013

  (I should hedge here. “cal” is like a poem about the meaning of time, while gnu grep is non-trivial crazycakes.

• I've noticed that if you read old Unix utils code, it's... Nov 11, 2013

  I've noticed that if you read old Unix utils code, it's amazing how dumb and predictable it all is. Completely obvious.

• Just replaced 600 lines of awesome, event-based, broken... Nov 11, 2013

  Just replaced 600 lines of awesome, event-based, broken JavaScript with 12 lines of dull, if/then-based, working JavaScript. Like an adult.

• “Americans can text the word AID to 27722 to donate $10” to... Nov 11, 2013

  “Americans can text the word AID to 27722 to donate $10” to World Food Programme. http://www.

• “We middle classes are simply experiencing what the working... Nov 11, 2013

  “We middle classes are simply experiencing what the working classes have been through since the 1970s. ” http://www.

• “Nobody wants to kill a cyclist, but the total absence of... Nov 9, 2013

  “Nobody wants to kill a cyclist, but the total absence of consequence does little to focus the mind. ” http://www.

• “Most cops spend their lives in cars, too, so that’s where... Nov 9, 2013

  “Most cops spend their lives in cars, too, so that’s where their sympathies lie. ” http://www.

• “You don’t have to be a lefty pinko cycling activist to... Nov 9, 2013

  “You don’t have to be a lefty pinko cycling activist to find something weird about that. ” http://www.

• “They seem to have a hundred lovely metaphors, with a... Nov 9, 2013

  “They seem to have a hundred lovely metaphors, with a donkey or a bucket or whatever, for everything in life. ” http://www.

• “Like the common Swiss tool, the Roman version has a lot of... Nov 7, 2013

  “Like the common Swiss tool, the Roman version has a lot of foldaway implements stowed inside. ” http://www.

• jodeci related artists on spotify is a treasure chest hello... Nov 7, 2013
• I love Python, but the smoothest programming language is... Nov 7, 2013

  I love Python, but the smoothest programming language is JoDeC++.

• oh yeah totes Nov 7, 2013
• i did Nov 7, 2013
• All day long in vain I waited for the headline “Hype is the... Nov 7, 2013

  All day long in vain I waited for the headline “Hype is the thing with feathers. ” For shame, the media.

• The Hidden Technology That Makes Twitter Huge Nov 7, 2013
• “[Bragg] also suggested that artists are wasting their... Nov 7, 2013

  “[Bragg] also suggested that artists are wasting their energies criticising Spotify and other streaming services. ” http://www.

• “The media story of who did what, who really made a... Nov 7, 2013

  “The media story of who did what, who really made a difference, won’t have more than a bare relation to the truth. ” https://medium.

• “If Hammack is able to get his income at or below $62,000,... Nov 7, 2013

  “If Hammack is able to get his income at or below $62,000, he stands to save $10,740” on health care http://www. propublica.

• i sent that as a real DM first by accident because I had no... Nov 7, 2013
• - DM @kevinpurdy is $200 enough Nov 7, 2013
• This set of first tweets from media orgs is fun if you... Nov 7, 2013

  This set of first tweets from media orgs is fun if you enjoy gently mocking media organizations #more -228845" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. poynter.

• “The Web reminds me of [something totally unrelated, like... Nov 7, 2013

  “The Web reminds me of [something totally unrelated, like HVAC installation] because [an insane reason that is boring].

• If you are a 25-year-old dev your dad is going to read my... Nov 7, 2013

  If you are a 25-year-old dev your dad is going to read my piece and tell you about your own job for two hours while you wear a warm sweater.

• My goal as a writer is to give older parents a way to say... Nov 7, 2013

  My goal as a writer is to give older parents a way to say to their kids, “I read about what you do. About A&amp;amp;Ps.

• Returning to M-NET, two decades later: “A modest, tiny... Nov 7, 2013

  Returning to M-NET, two decades later: “A modest, tiny Internet that lived in my backyard. ” http://www.

• Okay so @onthemedia's TLDR blog is doing a podcast and this... Nov 7, 2013

  Okay so @onthemedia 's TLDR blog is doing a podcast and this episode is all about this old BBS that's STILL RUNNING http://www. onthemedia.

• “We love pregame flyovers that culminate in actual... Nov 7, 2013

  “We love pregame flyovers that culminate in actual airstrikes. ” http://www.

• “If you have a penis and feelings, you'd better cut one of... Nov 7, 2013

  “If you have a penis and feelings, you'd better cut one of them off. ” http://www.

• “This was ancient Greek soundtrack music.”... Nov 7, 2013

  “This was ancient Greek soundtrack music. ” http://www.

• Heavy hangs the head that inserts the crown. Nov 7, 2013

  Heavy hangs the head that inserts the crown.

• oh god Nov 7, 2013
• the sound of knees jerking is the music of the internet. Nov 7, 2013

  the sound of knees jerking is the music of the internet.

• “Once born, tweets must find their way to the world, like a... Nov 7, 2013

  “Once born, tweets must find their way to the world, like a just-hatched sea turtle crawling to the surf. ” http://www.

• Also my god this cover trail: http://www.businessweek.com/ar... Nov 7, 2013

  Also my god this cover trail: http://www. businessweek.

• Growing up, I dreamed that a business weekly would let me... Nov 7, 2013

  Growing up, I dreamed that a business weekly would let me chat for 2,000 words about the fields in Twitter's JSON. http://www.

• yeah, but like, an email that people read Nov 6, 2013
• all right back to my tmux terminal Nov 6, 2013
• you know, once this IPO is over, there's still room in the... Nov 6, 2013
• it is really, really complicated, but it all worked out,... Nov 6, 2013
• i totally get that. i think they are fine unless they grew... Nov 6, 2013

  @narwhalynn i totally get that. i think they are fine unless they grew up in a seafood neighborhood.

• oh man i had a few drinks let's see what @narwhalynn is up... Nov 6, 2013
• IT WAS PERFECT Nov 6, 2013
• did you check that your browser accepts cookies? Nov 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Runchal @Oreo did you check that your browser accepts cookies?

• which brands do you think will engage us first? my bet is... Nov 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 which brands do you think will engage us first? my bet is large automobile manufacturers.

• i tried tweetbot but it's like a part time job. also, i am... Nov 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 i tried tweetbot but it's like a part time job. also, i am totally okay with big-picture twitter.

• all these brands are amassed on the border, waiting Nov 6, 2013
• it's no fun creating value for shareholders in an attention... Nov 6, 2013
• rusty after the ipo i worry things will be different Nov 6, 2013
• okay sure i used to really believe in radical manhattanism... Nov 6, 2013
• wtf is wrong with having a name, a nice honest name, just a... Nov 6, 2013
• “Even his name is obviously and obscenely American: ‘Rob... Nov 6, 2013

  “Even his name is obviously and obscenely American: ‘Rob Ford. ’” http://gawker.

• “Coming up with a word like neuromancer...would earn you a... Nov 6, 2013

  “Coming up with a word like neuromancer... would earn you a really fine vacation if you worked in an ad agency.

• “It was the first day in four years that nobody was killed... Nov 6, 2013

  “It was the first day in four years that nobody was killed in traffic. ” http://www.

• “The less-famous Marty Walsh said he thanked Biden for his... Nov 6, 2013

  “The less-famous Marty Walsh said he thanked Biden for his kind words, but told him that he reached the wrong Marty. ” http://www.

• “In 2008, ACRES created the first fluorescent cat.”... Nov 6, 2013

  “In 2008, ACRES created the first fluorescent cat. ” http://www.

• “Copyright enforcement through official channels is either... Nov 6, 2013

  “Copyright enforcement through official channels is either nothing or full nuclear. ” http://blogs.

• i mean where do you even start with that Nov 6, 2013
• “The site is about 30 metres underground and can only be... Nov 6, 2013

  “The site is about 30 metres underground and can only be accessed by someone with a bust of 18cm or less. ” http://www.

• he would but the secret service won't let him use the... Nov 6, 2013
• don't distract them while they're surging Nov 6, 2013
• yyyyyyeeeessssssss Nov 6, 2013
• there was a ladybug in my headphones so my day is over Nov 6, 2013
• “‘Civilisation has to a certain extent depended on... Nov 6, 2013

  “‘Civilisation has to a certain extent depended on whistleblowers,’ Berners-Lee said. ” http://www.

• http://www.fuckedconcept.com/?g=mKZvOyuS4ZSgM&w=59695732161 Nov 6, 2013

  http://www. fuckedconcept.

• the fault, dear rusty, is not in the tabs, but Nov 6, 2013
• if animals don't want to be eaten they should learn to code Nov 6, 2013
• if your bot is slow doing dictionary matches then trie trie... Nov 6, 2013
• got it! Nov 6, 2013

  @mmmmcgregor got it!

• what makes a bootleg white-label? Nov 6, 2013

  @mmmmcgregor what makes a bootleg white-label?

• “Frankly, the quality of safety provision for students at... Nov 6, 2013

  “Frankly, the quality of safety provision for students at Hogwarts is totally unacceptable. ” http://www.

• Does anyone know the most remixed song in history? Besides... Nov 6, 2013

  Does anyone know the most remixed song in history? Besides the Amen break song, I guess.

• I liked that piece quite a bit. I could see the wheels... Nov 6, 2013

  @jason_hutchens I liked that piece quite a bit. I could see the wheels turning.

• “The Chinese realized that whatever is clogging the... Nov 6, 2013

  “The Chinese realized that whatever is clogging the atmosphere is rendering government surveillance ineffective. ” http://qz.

• “The innovation industry is hardly new.”... Nov 6, 2013

  “The innovation industry is hardly new. ” http://www.

• “Yet it wasn’t as if the stars of Hollywood were suddenly... Nov 6, 2013

  “Yet it wasn’t as if the stars of Hollywood were suddenly out of order, throwing larger parties, doing harder drugs. ” http://www.

• “And discard the notion that journalists and engineers and... Nov 6, 2013

  “And discard the notion that journalists and engineers and graphic designers should work separately. ” http://www.

• “Chinese Room Takeaway” by @jason_hutchens... Nov 6, 2013

  “Chinese Room Takeaway” by @jason_hutchens https://medium.

• omg this awesome picture of digital archivists at work... Nov 5, 2013

  omg this awesome picture of digital archivists at work http://www. programseries.

• “Frakes appeared on the 1994 Phish album Hoist, playing... Nov 5, 2013

  “Frakes appeared on the 1994 Phish album Hoist, playing trombone on the track titled ‘Riker's Mailbox’. ” http://en.

• rusty i'm from CBS news we need to talk with you about the... Nov 5, 2013
• gawker urgently needs that video Nov 5, 2013
• you could have voted against yourself and avoided this... Nov 5, 2013
• which will make for fantastic tweets during meetings Nov 5, 2013
• rusty if you don't write yourself in on the ballot who will... Nov 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 rusty if you don't write yourself in on the ballot who will govern maine?

• BTW, if you're a dude &amp; love tech but are worn out by... Nov 5, 2013

  BTW, if you're a dude &amp;amp; love tech but are worn out by techbros, find a lady boss. Of necessity they see tech differently and you will too.

• "You think that it happens at a bar with some creepy worker... Nov 5, 2013

  "You think that it happens at a bar with some creepy worker in the corner but it doesn't. It happens at work.

• “Her lesson: always watch your drink, and don’t be afraid... Nov 5, 2013

  “Her lesson: always watch your drink, and don’t be afraid to contact authorities about anyone, including your boss. ” http://blog.

• my friend built http://lockify.com which I completely love... Nov 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 my friend built http://lockify. com which I completely love ( #zfwNzZa_7HgOTWaSrCDtqKwSQ_LvVmv -1EE2ZcZEPnk)" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://lockify.

• God I wish someone would release a survey of bot architect... Nov 5, 2013

  God I wish someone would release a survey of bot architect salaries, it's been HOURS.

• to be clear, i'm not attempting to shoehorn in on the... Nov 5, 2013

  to be clear, i'm not attempting to shoehorn in on the excellent bot work already done. i'm just suggesting that bots need more enterprise.

• Guys with ONE totally fake conference (BOTSTOCK14) and ONE... Nov 5, 2013

  Guys with ONE totally fake conference (BOTSTOCK14) and ONE website with like five articles, we can make bot architecture a thing.

• Key brand question: Have you architected an enterprise bot... Nov 5, 2013

  Key brand question: Have you architected an enterprise bot services platform? Have you engaged a Licensed Bot Architect or LBA?

• Media organizations: What is your bot strategy? #sxsw2015 Nov 5, 2013

  Media organizations: What is your bot strategy?

• This @robdubbin bot for Colbert is just the best... Nov 5, 2013

  This @robdubbin bot for Colbert is just the best http://defamer. gawker.

• “If you think about it, ‘CMS’ is really just a less stuffy... Nov 5, 2013

  “If you think about it, ‘CMS’ is really just a less stuffy way to say ‘invite-only technology platform,’ anyway. ” https://medium.

• Everyone go vote please. It's very important and you get a... Nov 5, 2013

  Everyone go vote please. It's very important and you get a sticker.

• “They seem to believe their customers have the brain power... Nov 4, 2013

  “They seem to believe their customers have the brain power of a baked potato. ” http://www.

• “Goodbye forever, Balthazar!” http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/... Nov 4, 2013

  “Goodbye forever, Balthazar! ” http://www.

• FT corrects: “An argument by moral philosopher Peter Singer... Nov 4, 2013

  FT corrects: “An argument by moral philosopher Peter Singer was attritubted (sic) to hedge fund manager Paul Singer. ” http://www.

• “In the ‘hybrid economy" that the Internet is, there is an... Nov 4, 2013

  “In the ‘hybrid economy" that the Internet is, there is an ethical obligation to treat users decently. ” http://lessig.

• “You will have to say: we need free enquiry because freedom... Nov 4, 2013

  “You will have to say: we need free enquiry because freedom of thought is good in itself. ” http://mg.

• Lots of mid-to-late-1980s mall photos: “'I was interested... Nov 4, 2013

  Lots of mid-to-late-1980s mall photos: “'I was interested in the creeping loss of regional differences. '” http://www.

• i hope you didn't spend your advance Nov 3, 2013
• Rusty if ANYONE ever turned in a book review on time, the... Nov 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 @AdrianChen Rusty if ANYONE ever turned in a book review on time, the world would end. It's the dark secret of publishing.

• I want it to be the literary equivalent of this artwork... Nov 3, 2013

  I want it to be the literary equivalent of this artwork where the final gear only turns once every two trillion years http://www. youtube.

• then i would be late in writing it, so i'd have to write... Nov 3, 2013
• except i want to do the apologies in real-time and... Nov 3, 2013

  except i want to do the apologies in real-time and crowdsource the project. tentative name: THE LONG APOLOGY.

• i'd like to write a sci-fi story entirely in email updates... Nov 3, 2013
• i was only following my passion officer Nov 3, 2013
• inbox of shame Nov 3, 2013
• after “riding the hashtag” the next thing you should do is... Nov 3, 2013
• If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot... Nov 3, 2013

  If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot engaging with a human face—forever.

• “They call it ‘riding the hashtag’ here.”... Nov 3, 2013

  “They call it ‘riding the hashtag’ here. ” http://www.

• “‘The people I’m trying to hire here are journalists and... Nov 3, 2013

  “‘The people I’m trying to hire here are journalists and improv actors,’ Mr. Vaynerchuk said.

• “Vaynerchuk's accomplishments include the building of... Nov 3, 2013

  “Vaynerchuk's accomplishments include the building of VaynerMedia, which opened in 2009 and now has 290 employees. ” http://www.

• The NSA has made it possible for a national-intelligence... Nov 2, 2013

  The NSA has made it possible for a national-intelligence story to ask: Should America cut out SNACKS?

• “Social Network Analysis Collaboration Knowledge Services”... Nov 2, 2013

  “Social Network Analysis Collaboration Knowledge Services” NSA SNACKS http://www. nytimes.

• If your headline contains the word “this,” you've lost all... Nov 2, 2013

  If your headline contains the word “this,” you've lost all self-respect.

• If "大器晚成" can mean both "grand talents mature slowly" and... Nov 2, 2013

  If "大器晚成" can mean both "grand talents mature slowly" and "a big construction is always completed late" at once then Chinese is superior.

• Google translate has "大器晚成" as "grand talents mature... Nov 2, 2013

  Google translate has "大器晚成" as "grand talents mature slowly," which is also fantastic.

• “He also adds an old Chinese saying ‘大器晚成’ - A big... Nov 2, 2013

  “He also adds an old Chinese saying ‘大器晚成’ - A big construction is always completed late. ” http://kzhu.

• Watching my daughter scream over having to wear brown pants... Nov 2, 2013

  Watching my daughter scream over having to wear brown pants instead of dirty pink pants has taught me about how users see new features.

• “In order for an iPhone app to appear to be the width of an... Nov 1, 2013

  “In order for an iPhone app to appear to be the width of an iPhone icon, it would have to be about 5. 33 feet away.

• i'd feel real sad if the reason bad joke cat didn't update... Nov 1, 2013
• a fake cat stole something that took me 35 seconds cc/all... Nov 1, 2013
• does this mean i can be one of those people who complains... Nov 1, 2013
• i haven't looked at bad joke cat in months let's see oh hey... Nov 1, 2013

  i haven't looked at bad joke cat in months let's see oh hey last update august 18 https://twitter. com/BadJokeCat/status/369196055079829504 but wait https://twitter.

• “Asked whether he preferred combat or the Sierra Madre,... Nov 1, 2013

  “Asked whether he preferred combat or the Sierra Madre, Loresto thought for a second and then said, ‘Combat. ’” http://www.

• “This means that roughly 10% of all Americans are former... Nov 1, 2013

  “This means that roughly 10% of all Americans are former Catholics. ” http://religions.

• “They took the ashes from the founder of _High Times_ and... Nov 1, 2013

  “They took the ashes from the founder of _High Times_ and mixed it in with an ounce of marijuana, and smoked it. ” http://www.

• linking to good thinking instead of JUST to web things that... Nov 1, 2013
• here is honest and straightforward writing from personal... Nov 1, 2013

  here is honest and straightforward writing from personal experience about fatherhood and autism by @matthewbaldwin http://amonthofson.

• My new CMS is called TABMAKER Nov 1, 2013
• “Quantifying a compelling topic with a numbered list makes... Nov 1, 2013

  “Quantifying a compelling topic with a numbered list makes your headline even more irresistible. ” http://www.

• “Acceptance is the recognition that autism is an integral... Nov 1, 2013

  “Acceptance is the recognition that autism is an integral part of this person you love, not some invading force. ” http://amonthofson.

• “‘If people are asking for money on Kickstarter, I figured... Nov 1, 2013

  “‘If people are asking for money on Kickstarter, I figured I could do worse than ask you all. ’” http://adage.

• hello ladies Oct 31, 2013
• Do you need his phone? Oct 31, 2013

  @rustyk5 Do you need his phone?

• i firmly believe we get the technology criticism we deserve Oct 31, 2013
• forget it, matt, it's papertown. Oct 31, 2013

  forget it, matt, it's papertown.

• “The kind of technology guidance that consumers need today... Oct 31, 2013

  “The kind of technology guidance that consumers need today differs markedly from what they needed in 2006. ” http://www.

• The NYC MTA played an amazing Halloween prank today by... Oct 31, 2013

  The NYC MTA played an amazing Halloween prank today by turning the Q train into a ghost.

• My faith tells me that God gives each of us only five jokes... Oct 30, 2013

  My faith tells me that God gives each of us only five jokes at birth. I believe that we honor him by telling them over and over.

• I like the idea of the NSA arguing which productivity... Oct 30, 2013

  I like the idea of the NSA arguing which productivity software to hack first. “Well, the most productive terrorists use pencil and paper.

• What if the NSA is inside of our productivity software?... Oct 30, 2013

  What if the NSA is inside of our productivity software? What if they know our next action before we do?

• “We need to track todo-list apps, maybe terrorists are... Oct 30, 2013

  “We need to track todo-list apps, maybe terrorists are using todo-list apps to plan attacks.

• I bet the NSA people who are in charge of hacking LinkedIn... Oct 30, 2013

  I bet the NSA people who are in charge of hacking LinkedIn all get PTSD like drone operators. I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT THAT'S ALL (smash wall).

• What's left for the NSA? Spotify? Do I need to delete my... Oct 30, 2013

  What's left for the NSA? Spotify?

• this will be a fun year to go to HOPE... Oct 30, 2013

  this will be a fun year to go to HOPE http://xxx. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

• But wayyyyy less critical than the Glasgow Haskell Compiler Oct 30, 2013
• “Your readers are far more critical than the Python... Oct 30, 2013

  “Your readers are far more critical than the Python interpreter. ” http://www.

• “‘Big Data is bullshit,’ Mr. Reed said in a keynote speech... Oct 30, 2013

  “‘Big Data is bullshit,’ Mr. Reed said in a keynote speech on Tuesday.

• “The previous incarnation of Black Sabbath, with Ozzy... Oct 30, 2013

  “The previous incarnation of Black Sabbath, with Ozzy Osbourne, didn’t typically explore gender issues. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• “A woman has photographed what she believes to be a ‘soul’... Oct 30, 2013

  “A woman has photographed what she believes to be a ‘soul’ leaving a dying tree in her garden. ” http://news.

• “Everyone in the Ramsey universe wants to work through the... Oct 30, 2013

  “Everyone in the Ramsey universe wants to work through the Debt Snowball and unleash the Debt Free Scream. ” http://www.

• “Someone should probably start a tumblr called Adults In... Oct 30, 2013

  “Someone should probably start a tumblr called Adults In Suits Eating Hors d'oeuvres Near A Corpse. ” http://www.

• Okay now sir we're ready to assess the Complete Readiness... Oct 30, 2013
• i was about to tell you to stop but that was pretty good Oct 30, 2013
• And waaaaaaayyyyy better than being an American, or owned... Oct 30, 2013

  And waaaaaaayyyyy better than being an American, or owned by one, in 1861.

• This is better than in 2002, when being an American meant... Oct 30, 2013

  This is better than in 2002, when being an American meant that your mouth was frozen in a rictus of anguish, shame, and rage.

• The end result is something we call Situational World... Oct 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mattbuchanan The end result is something we call Situational World Online Latitudinal Engagement.

• Being an American right now means that your palm has... Oct 30, 2013

  Being an American right now means that your palm has actually started to take on the imprint of your face.

• “The MUSCULAR project appears to be an unusually aggressive... Oct 30, 2013

  “The MUSCULAR project appears to be an unusually aggressive use of NSA tradecraft against American companies. ” http://www.

• “New York City has also lost a kind of rabble-rousing... Oct 30, 2013

  “New York City has also lost a kind of rabble-rousing infrastructure that once stood up to overzealous developers. ” http://www.

• Oh god they are talking about tabs, "I'LL READ THE TAB"... Oct 30, 2013
• Whoa @rustyk5 everything has gone up a notch with Sebelius.... Oct 30, 2013

  Whoa @rustyk5 everything has gone up a notch with Sebelius. Someone pronounced vendor VENN-DOOR.

• Knowledge of Pareto curves is already here — it's just not... Oct 30, 2013

  Knowledge of Pareto curves is already here — it's just not very evenly distributed.

• The outfits are what make it. The author defines which... Oct 29, 2013

  The outfits are what make it. The author defines which clothes meant what to whom in her history, connecting back to the thesis.

• This is a brilliant and deeply-felt essay about poverty,... Oct 29, 2013

  This is a brilliant and deeply-felt essay about poverty, race, history, and expensive handbags: http://tressiemc.

• it might be fun! Oct 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 it might be fun!

• why do you hate brands Oct 29, 2013
• I genuinely am glad to live in a society where people can... Oct 29, 2013

  I genuinely am glad to live in a society where people can argue about whether we should argue about the Arcade Fire.

• “Toward these ends, I've drafted the *CRAPL*--the Community... Oct 29, 2013

  “Toward these ends, I've drafted the *CRAPL*--the Community Research and Academic Programming License. ” http://matt.

• Because if I'm not over my fear of video by now then I'm... Oct 29, 2013

  Because if I'm not over my fear of video by now then I'm seriously overpaying my shrink.

• I hate posting stuff where you can see my jarbly head going... Oct 29, 2013

  I hate posting stuff where you can see my jarbly head going jarble jarble but here's a talk I gave about documents http://www. youtube.

• Tears for Fears covers Hot Chip... Oct 29, 2013

  Tears for Fears covers Hot Chip https://soundcloud.

• “Mr Sherman tore through the requirements for his associate... Oct 29, 2013

  “Mr Sherman tore through the requirements for his associate degree in general studies in three months and five days. ” http://www.

• If a writer loves you, he or she fantasizes about... Oct 29, 2013

  If a writer loves you, he or she fantasizes about delivering your eulogy.

• I just realized I'm getting over my cold because I'm angry... Oct 29, 2013

  I just realized I'm getting over my cold because I'm angry about the media again.

• Everything was normal in life then someone died and maybe... Oct 29, 2013

  Everything was normal in life then someone died and maybe it wasn't normal after all but it was life.

• jesus christ rusty how could they say that without... Oct 29, 2013
• Which natural satellite could these city-dwellers have... Oct 29, 2013

  Which natural satellite could these city-dwellers have visited TWENTY-NINE TIMES by now? The answer will inspire you!

• NYC bike share riders have collectively made 29 trips to... Oct 29, 2013

  NYC bike share riders have collectively made 29 trips to the MOOOOON http://madebyfriends.

• “For teenagers, Mr. Milsom said, Tumblr and similar sites... Oct 29, 2013

  “For teenagers, Mr. Milsom said, Tumblr and similar sites are ‘a place to cry.

• wait @rustyk5 that page NEEDS midi autoplaying "release the... Oct 29, 2013
• dude that cat is like 10 snowfalls Oct 29, 2013
• it's almost as if wasting the opportunity was the goal... Oct 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 it's almost as if wasting the opportunity was the goal http://giphy.

• In an attention economy the media has the essential role of... Oct 29, 2013

  In an attention economy the media has the essential role of laundering the attention.

• I ACCEPT Oct 29, 2013
• I would be the worst public editor in history. “It's... Oct 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 @anildash I would be the worst public editor in history. “It's obvious that capitalism created this conflict.

• No way, @anildash is Internet Ombudsman until someone is... Oct 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 No way, @anildash is Internet Ombudsman until someone is able to break into his lair and steal his silver CAT5 cable.

• Oh god, not Public Editor. I'm more a chatty night shift... Oct 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 Oh god, not Public Editor. I'm more a chatty night shift desk guy who likes doing heds and no one has the courage to fire me.

• part of the job Oct 29, 2013
• They Don't Want No Scrums: Why http://Healthcare.gov Should... Oct 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 They Don't Want No Scrums: Why http://Healthcare.

• drew i am afraid it is too late Oct 28, 2013
• The weird thing is I HATE filing anything, regardless of... Oct 28, 2013

  The weird thing is I HATE filing anything, regardless of the shelving system. I guess I'm hard to pigeonhole.

• You'll probably like that essay if you don't love old... Oct 28, 2013

  You'll probably like that essay if you don't love old filing systems but I truly have no idea. It was like it was speaking straight to me.

• No party like a Remington Typewriter Commercial Teachers... Oct 28, 2013

  No party like a Remington Typewriter Commercial Teachers Party in 1910 #page /n27/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://archive.

• If this is your thing, hitting http://archive.org looking... Oct 28, 2013

  If this is your thing, hitting http://archive. org looking for old business journals yields amazing megagems like #page /n3/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://archive.

• If you really love the aesthetics of old filing systems,... Oct 28, 2013

  If you really love the aesthetics of old filing systems, you will also love Shannon Mattern's new essay http://www. reanimationlibrary.

• http://giphy.com/gifs/IqzKEN7586RC8/ Oct 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://giphy.

• http://giphy.com/gifs/pv4Mg0rAXutmU/ Oct 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://giphy.

• oh god exactly Oct 28, 2013
• Just in case anyone is looking for me—I'm sick, so I'm not... Oct 28, 2013

  Just in case anyone is looking for me—I'm sick, so I'm not going to give my talk at Strata NYC tomorrow. My life just went full sweatpants.

• oh you misunderstood. i'm not saying it's replaced by... Oct 27, 2013

  @rustyk5 oh you misunderstood. i'm not saying it's replaced by something better.

• that goes away Oct 27, 2013
• part of the job is building and tending to a “platform”;... Oct 27, 2013
• typically more like “advertising for free,” which is one of... Oct 27, 2013

  @rustyk5 @fmanjoo typically more like “advertising for free,” which is one of the reasons &amp;lt;paragraph snipped&amp;gt; inside a nightmare simulacrum.

• Talking about a job isn't usually the same as doing a job.... Oct 27, 2013

  @rustyk5 Talking about a job isn't usually the same as doing a job. And PR people are desperate to distribute that time &amp;amp; expertise.

• “My field of expertise is complaining, not answers.”... Oct 27, 2013

  “My field of expertise is complaining, not answers. ” http://www.

• “There just isn’t much money left to spare for people who... Oct 27, 2013

  “There just isn’t much money left to spare for people who do actual things anymore. ” http://www.

• “‘Bruising the turned-up acres of our back field/To stumble... Oct 26, 2013

  “‘Bruising the turned-up acres of our back field/To stumble from the windings magic ring. ’” http://www.

• “India has become so desperate for the onions it uses in... Oct 26, 2013

  “India has become so desperate for the onions it uses in spicy curries that it is considering airlifts. ” http://www.

• “They were cold, tired, wet and absolutely filthy, but they... Oct 26, 2013

  “They were cold, tired, wet and absolutely filthy, but they kept showing up, despite near-freezing temperatures. ” http://america.

• “Let's talk about freshwater access” Oct 25, 2013
• Telling my UC Santa Cruz-graduate wife about Vinod Khosla's... Oct 25, 2013

  Telling my UC Santa Cruz-graduate wife about Vinod Khosla's victory in Martins Beach means a LONG CA history lesson http://www. mercurynews.

• Don't worry Evan you can still run text along a bezier path. Oct 25, 2013

  @evanapplegate Don't worry Evan you can still run text along a bezier path.

• “George W. Bush is six years younger than John Lennon would... Oct 25, 2013

  “George W. Bush is six years younger than John Lennon would have been, had he lived.

• The Women of Mars Are From Mars #futureslatepitches Oct 25, 2013
• Correspondence regarding sepulchral innovations... Oct 25, 2013
• Great Expectations II #AllTheYearRoundpitches Oct 25, 2013
• Is a Fourth Roosevelt Term Good for America?... Oct 25, 2013

  Is a Fourth Roosevelt Term Good for America?

• HTC Five Yellow Accelerometer, 2.7GhZ GPU #vergepitches Oct 25, 2013

  HTC Five Yellow Accelerometer, 2.

• for tomorrow I don't know something about real estate?... Oct 25, 2013

  for tomorrow I don't know something about real estate?

• The Beep Collector #newyorkerpitches Oct 25, 2013
• Thin Blue Line: The End of Cobalt and the Coming Pigment... Oct 25, 2013
• Real Feminists Smoke #slatepitches Oct 25, 2013
• “Good news: 90 percent of users can at least create an... Oct 25, 2013

  “Good news: 90 percent of users can at least create an account” http://www. theverge.

• The Things Youngs Do #awlpitches Oct 25, 2013
• Thing Awful #awlpitches Oct 25, 2013
• “He was talking very loudly and using words like... Oct 25, 2013

  “He was talking very loudly and using words like ‘rendition’ and ‘black sites. ’” http://nymag.

• “I assure you it’s not dormancy; it’s the calm before the... Oct 25, 2013

  “I assure you it’s not dormancy; it’s the calm before the storm. ” http://blog.

• Odds that Obama will make a joke to the science and tech... Oct 25, 2013

  Odds that Obama will make a joke to the science and tech high school kids in Brooklyn that they all have jobs fixing http://healthcare. gov?

• I just rode my bike around Prospect Park (which was open)... Oct 25, 2013

  I just rode my bike around Prospect Park (which was open) and it is so not a safe space if you are given to any form of paranoia.

• Here is the live video feed of people jogging in Green-Wood... Oct 25, 2013

  Here is the live video feed of people jogging in Green-Wood Cemetery today http://gph.

• The President of the United States blocked off the park is... Oct 25, 2013

  The President of the United States blocked off the park is a great excuse not to jog, though.

• Brooklyn, where when the U.S. President shuts down a whole... Oct 25, 2013

  Brooklyn, where when the U. S.

• “Joggers are asked to show proper respect for those who are... Oct 25, 2013

  “Joggers are asked to show proper respect for those who are grieving or visiting the final resting places of family. ” http://ditmasparkcorner.

• “*A: You have taught your chimpanzee how to walk.*”... Oct 25, 2013

  “*A: You have taught your chimpanzee how to walk. *” http://the-toast.

• “This is no country for anyone.”... Oct 25, 2013

  “This is no country for anyone. ” http://www.

• visualizing the gzip decompression of "the raven" shows... Oct 25, 2013

  visualizing the gzip decompression of "the raven" shows repeated ngrams and is really cool http://jvns.

• “But we need to create our own Government Digital Service.”... Oct 24, 2013

  “But we need to create our own Government Digital Service. ” http://www.

• it's amazing Oct 24, 2013
• Congress doesn't really do no-fault post-mortems, does it? Oct 24, 2013

  Congress doesn't really do no-fault post-mortems, does it?

• this is it, it has happened, the worst code review in all... Oct 24, 2013

  this is it, it has happened, the worst code review in all of human history http://www. c-span.

• are you watching this testimony at... Oct 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 are you watching this testimony at http://www. c-span.

• worth a try Oct 24, 2013
• do i get anything if I unsubscribe? Oct 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Awl @Choire do i get anything if I unsubscribe?

• Daily reminder that the media is a shit hurricane. Oct 24, 2013

  Daily reminder that the media is a shit hurricane.

• I'm JOKING it doesn't do that, it just lets you annotate... Oct 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jackrusher I'm JOKING it doesn't do that, it just lets you annotate arbitrary timestamped objects with notes, it's BORING.

• Congratulations to the nerds of Arc90, who were acquired by... Oct 24, 2013

  Congratulations to the nerds of Arc90, who were acquired by SFX. Might I propose the API namespace "oontz" http://blog.

• My hypothesis: Someone tried to estimate ALL of the lines... Oct 23, 2013

  @rustyk5 My hypothesis: Someone tried to estimate ALL of the lines in the code down to the metal.

• you are totally right, i just drank a 20-oz diet axe Oct 23, 2013
• “Even if you apply Axe before a funeral—as I did—nobody is... Oct 23, 2013

  “Even if you apply Axe before a funeral—as I did—nobody is going to grab you by the arm and ask you to please leave. ” http://www.

• Rusty Orphan Oct 23, 2013
• The Cost of Everything Oct 22, 2013

  The Cost of Everything Selected New York Times Headlines from the last 20 years Balloon Ride to Offer Expansive View, for a Price Health-Centric Homes, for a Price A Chinese Education, for a Price Access to the Car Pool Lane, for a Price A Gofer at Your Service, for a Price Overseas Internships Can Benefit, for a Price The Speek Offers Rare Music Videos for a Price Undoing Your Daily Damage to the Earth, for a Price Have Your Very Own Species, for a Price Keep Your Shoes On, for a Price For a Price, a Faster Way Through Local Airports Fast Action On Passports, But for a Price Fancy Wheels, For a Price Trying to Roll Back the Biological Clock, for a Price Free Online Services, for a Price Mrs. Clinton Is Forgiven, But for a Price Glenn Beck Soon Available Online, For a Price Sitting With Coco Chanel, For a Price Matching Congressmen and Executives, for a Price The Fine Art of Keeping Still, for a Price How to Regain a Mouthful of Luster, for a Price Source : Search for “for a price” on NYTimes.

• I made a joke about Mavericks and the other person did not... Oct 22, 2013

  I made a joke about Mavericks and the other person did not know what I was talking about and I was ashamed.

• Is there any duration more excruciating than “Less than a... Oct 22, 2013

  Is there any duration more excruciating than “Less than a minute”?

• dark social Oct 22, 2013
• Seriously these tortured and mangled Halloween dolls are... Oct 22, 2013

  Seriously these tortured and mangled Halloween dolls are great #photo -1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://gothamist. com/2013/10/21/photos_boerum_hill_residents_want_t.

• “South Brooklyn hasn't seen something so controversial... Oct 22, 2013

  “South Brooklyn hasn't seen something so controversial since that exposed shower. ” #photo -12" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://gothamist.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/392717641195876352/photo/1 Oct 22, 2013

  https://twitter.

• “Site Tags: Content Strategy, Entrepreneur”... Oct 22, 2013

  “Site Tags: Content Strategy, Entrepreneur” http://www. hhs.

• Rusty, don't wus out, it's TitTorrent and you know it. Oct 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 Rusty, don't wus out, it's TitTorrent and you know it.

• “There’s a whole customer base of breast milk fetishists... Oct 22, 2013

  “There’s a whole customer base of breast milk fetishists out there who—’” http://www. businessweek.

• “Purchasing breast milk online from a stranger is, she... Oct 22, 2013

  “Purchasing breast milk online from a stranger is, she says, a very different thing from peer-to-peer milk sharing. ” http://www.

• “The most common career aspiration named on Girls Who Code... Oct 22, 2013

  “The most common career aspiration named on Girls Who Code applications is forensic science. ” http://www.

• come on magsafe 3 Oct 22, 2013
• “No one supports it but it they sure can pronounce it!”... Oct 22, 2013

  “No one supports it but it they sure can pronounce it!

• This whole GIF pronunciation thing is a long-term viral... Oct 22, 2013

  This whole GIF pronunciation thing is a long-term viral marketing effort for WebP.

• pronounce it like this http://giphy.com/gifs/ktcUyw6mBlMVa/ Oct 22, 2013

  pronounce it like this http://giphy.

• when aliens land on our parched world a billion years hence... Oct 22, 2013
• you know text that auto-flows along a bezier curve is... Oct 22, 2013
• remember, some people don't get to choose which tabs are... Oct 22, 2013
• rusty some people are born with thousands of tabs open... Oct 22, 2013
• No, no, it's totally one of the top seventeen things to... Oct 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jackrusher @knowtheory No, no, it's totally one of the top seventeen things to land in my "Updates" gmail tab every day.

• wait i subscribe am i also supposed to read that thing Oct 22, 2013
• i really want to launch jvggs—it looks exactly like svbtle... Oct 22, 2013
• a social network where you're not allowed to write unless... Oct 22, 2013
• Make sure that those barriers include class, educational... Oct 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jackrusher Make sure that those barriers include class, educational history, and observation of niceties.

• Did Facebook Home happen? Oct 21, 2013

  Did Facebook Home happen?

• a ball pit filled with pit bulls Oct 21, 2013
• “His hammering arm is noticeably larger than his... Oct 21, 2013

  “His hammering arm is noticeably larger than his nonhammering arm. ” http://www.

• “It was a lack of critical thought about architecture that... Oct 21, 2013

  “It was a lack of critical thought about architecture that got you into this problem in the first place. ” http://blog.

• do it Oct 21, 2013
• That petition is ridic, but, people DO want to help, test,... Oct 21, 2013

  That petition is ridic, but, people DO want to help, test, &amp;amp;c. Which makes the yanking of the http://healthcare.

• only 99900 signatures to go Oct 21, 2013
• “Please release the code so we may help fix any found... Oct 21, 2013

  “Please release the code so we may help fix any found issues. ” https://petitions.

• The tech surge requires everyone to transition to agile... Oct 21, 2013

  The tech surge requires everyone to transition to agile with guns.

• Project manager's journal, day two of the tech surge. We... Oct 21, 2013

  Project manager's journal, day two of the tech surge. We had to destroy the enterprise identity management system in order to save it.

• “People can also download a form to fill out and mail in,... Oct 21, 2013

  “People can also download a form to fill out and mail in, he said. ” http://www.

• I bet it's sad to be in a web porn video and get like 400... Oct 21, 2013

  I bet it's sad to be in a web porn video and get like 400 views. Sitting alone watching your Beatchart (the imaginary “adult” Chartbeat).

• One of the hardest parts of living in an always on... Oct 21, 2013

  One of the hardest parts of living in an always on hyperconnected global society is pronunciation.

• Can you imagine a newspaper just tossing away perfectly... Oct 21, 2013

  Can you imagine a newspaper just tossing away perfectly good half-used batteries? When they could be fed to interns?

• I completed punditration. TV is so exciting. They inflated... Oct 21, 2013

  I completed punditration. TV is so exciting.

• Some mornings you catch your reflection in the express bus... Oct 21, 2013

  Some mornings you catch your reflection in the express bus window, straighten your Sean John necktie, and think, “Is this my final form?

• I'm about to go punditrate about software on this man's... Oct 21, 2013

  I'm about to go punditrate about software on this man's television news program. After six hours of night terror.

• yeah—that truly is a different article. Oct 20, 2013

  @anecdoted yeah—that truly is a different article.

• Enterprise architectures are collective cultural projects... Oct 20, 2013

  Enterprise architectures are collective cultural projects that define and express our common values. To love them is to love humanity.

• I just realized that some serious amount of my life will be... Oct 20, 2013

  I just realized that some serious amount of my life will be spent reading through http://updm. com and yet I will never USE it.

• sam trust me you never want to go down this road the years... Oct 20, 2013
• sam you have no idea how much happiness i experience... Oct 20, 2013
• In case you're confused, UPDM is the OMG effort to support... Oct 20, 2013

  In case you're confused, UPDM is the OMG effort to support both DoDAF and MODAF.

• Doesn't part of you want to fetch the 406-page UPDM spec... Oct 20, 2013

  Doesn't part of you want to fetch the 406-page UPDM spec and live inside it until your kids are through Georgetown? http://www.

• One of the commenters at Businessweek mentioned the DoDAF... Oct 20, 2013

  One of the commenters at Businessweek mentioned the DoDAF and oh my god look at this amazing cultural object: http://en. wikipedia.

• Neither one mentions IPOs Oct 20, 2013
• My favorite 2 essays on software are upsettingly ancient:... Oct 20, 2013

  My favorite 2 essays on software are upsettingly ancient: http://www. bobnewell.

• Paul Ford Discusses Government Website Problems Oct 20, 2013
• Futile reminder that no one bothers to read to the end of... Oct 20, 2013
• Futile reminder that my article doesn't say "open source... Oct 20, 2013

  Futile reminder that my article doesn't say "open source will fix http://healthcare. gov" but rather "why isn't gov code open by default?

• I love Vermont but have you ever ordered a grilled cheese... Oct 20, 2013

  I love Vermont but have you ever ordered a grilled cheese with Swiss there? They're shocked.

• That was a totally self-promotional retweet. I'll admit to... Oct 19, 2013

  That was a totally self-promotional retweet. I'll admit to just a little shame.

• Guy at playground: My son has no vaccines! My wife: My... Oct 19, 2013

  Guy at playground: My son has no vaccines! My wife: My uncle has polio and has limped in pain for 66 years!

• You can hear me talk and talk about open sourcing... Oct 19, 2013

  You can hear me talk and talk about open sourcing government code on http://www. onthemedia.

• You Won't Believe How Many Times This Website Pops Up a... Oct 18, 2013

  You Won't Believe How Many Times This Website Pops Up a Modal Dialogue Asking You to Create an Account!

• Isn't #DarkBuzzFeed actually just Gawker? Oct 18, 2013

  Isn't #DarkBuzzFeed actually just Gawker?

• After @kendall took some issues with my Bloomberg... Oct 18, 2013

  After @kendall took some issues with my Bloomberg Businessweek piece, I suggested we talk it out further: #r =hpt-ls" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. businessweek.

• 17 Things That Cannot Be Named #darkbuzzfeed Oct 18, 2013
• ooh Oct 18, 2013
• you want to take my bwood pwessure widdle fella? [long... Oct 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 you want to take my bwood pwessure widdle fella? [long silence] I'm sorry yes I do want that prescription.

• Oh this is the moment in life where my new doctor is... Oct 18, 2013

  Oh this is the moment in life where my new doctor is younger than me. Okay, well, then this is a bullshit moment.

• Here's to pixels Oct 18, 2013
• Bold of Google to come out strong in favor of... Oct 18, 2013

  Bold of Google to come out strong in favor of entrepreneurs.

• hey @rustyk5 if i could find the tabs tip email among my... Oct 18, 2013

  hey @rustyk5 if i could find the tabs tip email among my tabs i would email you this bad boy right here http://techcrunch.

• have you guys eve read the 700 page org-mode manual? It's... Oct 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jeb have you guys eve read the 700 page org-mode manual? It's written in org.

• “Then one day, it just dawned on me—BOOM—that complexity... Oct 17, 2013

  “Then one day, it just dawned on me—BOOM—that complexity was the fundamental thing. ” —Engelbart http://engelbartbookdialogues.

• turns out that tweet was deleted parker i have no idea what... Oct 17, 2013
• man that one just screamed delete me i don't even know what... Oct 17, 2013
• I get paid in ghost checks. Oct 17, 2013

  I get paid in ghost checks.

• I ghost-edit the Internet. I think that is actually my job. Oct 17, 2013

  I ghost-edit the Internet. I think that is actually my job.

• A Federal IT Contractor Makes the Case Against Open-Source Obamacare Oct 17, 2013
• Guys this Morrissey thing looks like too much. Oct 17, 2013

  Guys this Morrissey thing looks like too much.

• I worked Benihana into a radio interview and took all the... Oct 17, 2013
• terrible truth lurks in that tweet Oct 17, 2013
• yeah that was actually an awful thing to do i'm sorry Oct 17, 2013
• hey everyone @rustyk5 needs some help deciding which task... Oct 17, 2013
• also rusty aren't you ON DEADLINE Oct 17, 2013
• true. you can walk into the kitchen. you can even become a... Oct 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 @sjttocs true. you can walk into the kitchen.

• CROWD: What's the best book/resource on scaling websites? Oct 17, 2013

  CROWD: What's the best book/resource on scaling websites?

• Changing the license won't do anything in the short term;... Oct 17, 2013

  Changing the license won't do anything in the short term; you need to change the process.

• 2/2 It's this: Open-sourcing http://healthcare.gov wouldn't... Oct 17, 2013

  2/2 It's this: Open-sourcing http://healthcare. gov wouldn't fix anything right now.

• 1/2 There's a conclusion people are drawing from my BW... Oct 17, 2013

  1/2 There's a conclusion people are drawing from my BW article that isn't in there. I want to be really clear about it, though...

• On the train that goes to Columbia U. and this is anecdotal... Oct 17, 2013

  On the train that goes to Columbia U. and this is anecdotal but there seems to be a correlation between the liberal arts and long sweaters.

• “‘The Constitution would not have been written by... Oct 17, 2013

  “‘The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons that go against God. ’” http://www.

• “Disclaimer: this is quite possibly the most inside joke... Oct 16, 2013

  “Disclaimer: this is quite possibly the most inside joke I've ever been a part of. ” http://kottke.

• “My advice at this stage is to be fairly conservative in... Oct 16, 2013

  “My advice at this stage is to be fairly conservative in introducing new user interface elements in HotJava. ” http://www.

• “BEGIN wcpkg.register ('Kissinger', 'Secret Bombing of... Oct 16, 2013

  “BEGIN wcpkg. register ('Kissinger', 'Secret Bombing of Cambodia'); ” http://oreilly.

• O'Reilly published an Oracle Database guide in 1999 where... Oct 16, 2013

  O'Reilly published an Oracle Database guide in 1999 where many of the SQL examples documented war crimes http://oreilly. com/news/feuerstein_1000.

• The Obamacare Website Didn't Have to Fail. How to Do Better Next Time Oct 16, 2013
• “CGI stands for ‘Conseillers en Gestion et Informatique’ in... Oct 16, 2013

  “CGI stands for ‘Conseillers en Gestion et Informatique’ in French. ” http://www.

• That last from @DaveAtNORTH who knows the music industry... Oct 16, 2013

  That last from @DaveAtNORTH who knows the music industry just a teeeensy little bit.

• “I have no interest in saving the recording industry in its... Oct 16, 2013

  “I have no interest in saving the recording industry in its current form, since it was set up to exploit musicians. ” http://www.

• Wait wait @shani_o Gruffington Post Oct 16, 2013
• There's just a huge crop of composition tools. It's amazing... Oct 16, 2013

  There's just a huge crop of composition tools. It's amazing how much growth there is in "writing words for the web.

• “...like a DJ scratching the world's tiniest record.”... Oct 16, 2013

  “... like a DJ scratching the world's tiniest record.

• the chicken is out there Oct 16, 2013
• “Meanwhile, commerce continues and the chicken is out... Oct 16, 2013

  “Meanwhile, commerce continues and the chicken is out there. ” http://www.

• “This isn't the first time a fox has invaded one of the... Oct 16, 2013

  “This isn't the first time a fox has invaded one of the three branches of the federal government” http://www. theatlantic.

• “Also having a field day are ‘the many squirrels who live... Oct 16, 2013

  “Also having a field day are ‘the many squirrels who live at the White House,’ she notes. ” http://www.

• “Is It Too Late To Be Awesome?”... Oct 16, 2013

  “Is It Too Late To Be Awesome? ” https://medium.

• “In much of the world, a train wouldn’t be an unreasonable... Oct 16, 2013

  “In much of the world, a train wouldn’t be an unreasonable thing to ask for. ” http://www.

• “Regardless of your opinions on the health-care law, this... Oct 16, 2013

  “Regardless of your opinions on the health-care law, this is the wrong way to make software. ” http://www.

• “We are witnessing the beginning of the single most... Oct 16, 2013

  “We are witnessing the beginning of the single most exhausting, hellish code review in software development history. ” http://www.

• I wrote about how the United States Government should open... Oct 16, 2013

  I wrote about how the United States Government should open source all of the code it produces: http://www. businessweek.

• Something else I wrote hit the wire today:... Oct 16, 2013

  Something else I wrote hit the wire today: http://www. businessweek.

• Since I filed they keep launching. Everywhere! More tools... Oct 16, 2013

  Since I filed they keep launching. Everywhere!

• I wrote about a small cut of the current crop of new CMSes... Oct 16, 2013

  I wrote about a small cut of the current crop of new CMSes for the MIT Technology Review: http://www. technologyreview.

• “Why are so many creative software developers building... Oct 16, 2013

  “Why are so many creative software developers building tools for composition? ” http://www.

• correct Oct 16, 2013
• what would Kevin Bacon's name be? Oct 16, 2013

  @rustyk5 what would Kevin Bacon's name be?

• “My father was the kind of man who dressed up to buy a new... Oct 15, 2013

  “My father was the kind of man who dressed up to buy a new car. ” https://medium.

• Five years from “Who are you looking at dicknose?” to “Is... Oct 15, 2013

  Five years from “Who are you looking at dicknose? ” to “Is It Too Late To Be Awesome?

• I'd came here to say “I don't understand what's going on... Oct 15, 2013

  I'd came here to say “I don't understand what's going on anymore” but then I realized I know exactly what's going on anymore.

• Here are all the questions posed by the talks at SxSW... Oct 15, 2013

  Here are all the questions posed by the talks at SxSW interactive this year https://medium.

• “The Hard Thing About Hard Things (Ben Horowitz, Andreessen... Oct 15, 2013

  “The Hard Thing About Hard Things (Ben Horowitz, Andreessen Horowitz)” is a talk at #sxsw this year http://sxsw.

• What the hell does “follow your passion” even mean as... Oct 15, 2013

  What the hell does “follow your passion” even mean as advice? Following your passion is the leading cause of teen pregnancy after hot tubs.

• “The problem is that in the push for simplicity, flat UIs... Oct 15, 2013

  “The problem is that in the push for simplicity, flat UIs may have gone too far. ” http://alistapart.

• Also all their code is open, which I'm finding is something... Oct 15, 2013

  Also all their code is open, which I'm finding is something I care about more every year.

• I want to keep tabs on this weird effort to make social... Oct 15, 2013

  I want to keep tabs on this weird effort to make social media more meaningful to all kinds of folks, so I ponied up. https://www.

• If there are two people I want to see succeed in this world... Oct 15, 2013

  If there are two people I want to see succeed in this world it's @anildash and @ginatrapani with @ThinkUp https://www. thinkup.

• “We know that software has values, and that the values in... Oct 15, 2013

  “We know that software has values, and that the values in software shape culture itself. ” http://dashes.

• “One recently homeless man wrote a book of poems called I... Oct 15, 2013

  “One recently homeless man wrote a book of poems called I Lost My Pants. ” http://thehairpin.

• techcrunch is down for redesign so how can i get angry... Oct 15, 2013

  techcrunch is down for redesign so how can i get angry about this piece about libraries?

• The term “youngs” is depressingly chrononormative. Oct 15, 2013

  The term “youngs” is depressingly chrononormative.

• how can a country that is the most powerful in the world... Oct 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mslopatto how can a country that is the most powerful in the world share a collective fantasy of total collapse?

• The questions to be posed at SxSW Interactive 2014 Oct 15, 2013

  Photo from March 17, 2009. (CC) Randy Stewart, blog.

• the good news is that the new economy will be cider-based Oct 15, 2013
• I guess the reserve was met Oct 15, 2013
• who is funding glenn greenwald's big move from the guardian? Oct 15, 2013

  @tofu_product who is funding glenn greenwald's big move from the guardian?

• “The best thing we can steal is the privilege to be... Oct 15, 2013

  “The best thing we can steal is the privilege to be silent. ” http://www.

• All conversation is theft! Oct 15, 2013

  All conversation is theft!

• http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2013/10/14/1... Oct 15, 2013

  http://pixel. nymag.

• I'm really enjoying this book about the attention econom Oct 15, 2013
• the terrible moment when all tabs are opened Oct 15, 2013
• We have vaguely parallel lives—I keep tabs on you for the... Oct 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 We have vaguely parallel lives—I keep tabs on you for the same reason.

• I'm writing a book about web pages. Oct 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 I'm writing a book about web pages.

• but the TED talk was amazing Oct 14, 2013
• One of the most disturbing books about creativity is... Oct 14, 2013
• “Consider, then, the narrative daisy chain that makes up... Oct 14, 2013

  “Consider, then, the narrative daisy chain that makes up the literature of creativity. ” http://www.

• “There is a phrase in Icelandic, ‘ad ganga med bok I... Oct 14, 2013

  “There is a phrase in Icelandic, ‘ad ganga med bok I maganum’, everyone gives birth to a book. ” http://www.

• “David Gregory, quite simply, is too much of an abject... Oct 14, 2013

  “David Gregory, quite simply, is too much of an abject chickenshit to acknowledge this fundamental reality. ” http://www.

• the saddest tweeting spot in the world is exactly 20 feet... Oct 14, 2013
• “A research group that named Hunter College High School the... Oct 14, 2013

  “A research group that named Hunter College High School the saddest tweeting spot in Manhattan says it was mistaken. ” http://cityroom.

• i mean it's like a stick of butter plus starch the way they... Oct 14, 2013
• it's also, popcorn is like 1,400 calories, it's insane,... Oct 14, 2013
• it's one of those liminal cultural zones where media, race,... Oct 14, 2013
• there is a movie called 12 Years a Slave, and I read about... Oct 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 there is a movie called 12 Years a Slave, and I read about it and wanted to see it, then thought "popcorn! " then went "hmmmmm.

• thanks cascobot Oct 14, 2013
• that was a confession not a question i'm going to work this... Oct 14, 2013
• i'm having the most pathetic white liberal guilt moment of... Oct 14, 2013
• “We'll fix this bug in SGML97.”... Oct 14, 2013

  @djacobs “We'll fix this bug in SGML97. ” http://lists.

• “Now who doesn’t like aphorisms? Everyone likes aphorisms!”... Oct 14, 2013

  “Now who doesn’t like aphorisms? Everyone likes aphorisms!

• Today—because of Mark's work—our children will grow up in a... Oct 14, 2013

  Today—because of Mark's work—our children will grow up in a world where not all reads are short. 4.

• “My name is Mark Armstrong, and four and a half years ago,... Oct 14, 2013

  “My name is Mark Armstrong, and four and a half years ago, I created Longreads. ” http://blog.

• by local standards the avg dev is probably middle, but avg... Oct 13, 2013

  @BaronPeterN @ericbuth by local standards the avg dev is probably middle, but avg user?

• Talking to my wife about law office work 15 years ago it's... Oct 13, 2013

  Talking to my wife about law office work 15 years ago it's obvious that software history is just labor history from another angle.

• “9. Fiction is a branch of neurology.”... Oct 13, 2013

  “9. Fiction is a branch of neurology.

• I need like a @rustyk5/@mariabustillos signal to shine at... Oct 13, 2013

  I need like a @rustyk5 / @mariabustillos signal to shine at the clouds when I see a tab like http://lareviewofbooks.

• i really didn't need to see that tonight, i had such a nice... Oct 13, 2013
• also speaking of intellectual failures Oct 13, 2013
• a whole pumpkin patch of straw men set ablaze Oct 13, 2013
• “The story of how literature became data in the first place... Oct 13, 2013

  “The story of how literature became data in the first place is a story of several, related intellectual failures. ” http://lareviewofbooks.

• A weekend afternoon in 1991: “Doctor, is it a boy or a... Oct 13, 2013

  A weekend afternoon in 1991: “Doctor, is it a boy or a girl? ” “It's a roller-skating jam!

• do you have a mime type? Oct 12, 2013

  @tofu_product do you have a mime type?

• rusty you have to stop parsing Oct 12, 2013
• what word processor do you use? Oct 12, 2013

  @tofu_product what word processor do you use?

• actually i have Oct 12, 2013
• the thing that replaces publishing will definitely notice... Oct 12, 2013
• also publishing doesn't have a "standard" replacement for... Oct 12, 2013
• I hope markdown 5 addresses the lack of support for the... Oct 12, 2013

  I hope markdown 5 addresses the lack of support for the HTML5 battery API. http://www.

• he's right about publishing, though, you're 5-10 years away... Oct 12, 2013
• “Microsoft Word is a tyrant of the imagination, a petty,... Oct 12, 2013

  “Microsoft Word is a tyrant of the imagination, a petty, unimaginative, inconsistent dictator. ” http://www.

• it's early now Oct 12, 2013
• I'm tired. Oct 11, 2013

  @tofu_product I'm tired.

• “#yay” https://medium.com/working-at-big-tech/5fe54a9950c9 Oct 11, 2013

  “ #yay ” https://medium.

• “The principal (and fatal) flaw of The Circle is that... Oct 11, 2013

  “The principal (and fatal) flaw of The Circle is that nobody would use this thing. ” https://medium.

• is the policeman's beard half-constructed? Oct 11, 2013

  @tofu_product is the policeman's beard half-constructed?

• “The Insatiable Lust of Female Marsupials Is Killing Off... Oct 11, 2013

  “The Insatiable Lust of Female Marsupials Is Killing Off Male Marsupials” is a hed I've waited for my whole life http://www. slate.

• “They just won’t stop until they are good and empty, and... Oct 11, 2013

  “They just won’t stop until they are good and empty, and apparently they have very large testes so it takes a while. ” http://www.

• Step teams on the runway in Paris... Oct 11, 2013

  Step teams on the runway in Paris http://www. youtube.

• Many evil things lurk within the Javits. Oct 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 Many evil things lurk within the Javits.

• “‘[T]he whole show is preceded by a kind of forklift... Oct 11, 2013

  “‘[T]he whole show is preceded by a kind of forklift ballet. ’” http://hyperallergic.

• “For those who see Marx as a contemporary, the end of his... Oct 10, 2013

  “For those who see Marx as a contemporary, the end of his life may be the hardest part to write or even to imagine. ” http://www.

• it's not murder it was opening my eyes like in a Saw movie Oct 10, 2013
• I would like to blame human language but the error was mine. Oct 10, 2013

  I would like to blame human language but the error was mine.

• Two more tweets to delete. I meant transposed not... Oct 10, 2013

  Two more tweets to delete. I meant transposed not transliterated.

• oh goddammit Oct 10, 2013
• the irony is that no one consults me on anything Oct 10, 2013
• “$10,000 to pay the rabbinical court to approve the... Oct 10, 2013

  “$10,000 to pay the rabbinical court to approve the kidnapping and an additional $50,000 or more” to carry it out. http://www.

• We hired McKinsey as a lactation consultant. It took a... Oct 10, 2013

  We hired McKinsey as a lactation consultant. It took a year, then they told my wife to get rid of her breasts.

• I doubt strongly you will be able to do it. Oct 10, 2013

  @rustyk5 I doubt strongly you will be able to do it.

• I think you won't do it. Oct 10, 2013

  @rustyk5 I think you won't do it.

• 2010 Oct 9, 2013
• “30. Face reality: libertarians are a niche market.”... Oct 9, 2013

  “30. Face reality: libertarians are a niche market.

• “Trouble is, we can’t really fire cannons at her place.”... Oct 9, 2013

  “Trouble is, we can’t really fire cannons at her place. ” http://www.

• “Humility and diligence can sometimes work wonders for your... Oct 9, 2013

  “Humility and diligence can sometimes work wonders for your I. P.

• oh right i live a life of insane advantages ignore that... Oct 9, 2013
• when my book comes out in 2015 and i am dead remember i... Oct 9, 2013
• I don't want a lot; I just want to be rich enough to be... Oct 9, 2013

  I don't want a lot; I just want to be rich enough to be called a class traitor.

• at some level he designed a virus that explodes our... Oct 8, 2013
• Oof—water doesn't weave, although if one needed the... Oct 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 Oof—water doesn't weave, although if one needed the alliterative kicker on that sentence, fluids do flow.

• http://giphy.com/gifs/J5LkuDO1EDgre/ Oct 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 @JessicaKRoy http://giphy.

• Up next, The New Pornographers Sing Frank Bruni Oct 8, 2013
• remember 2011 when you could scroll a page without videos... Oct 8, 2013
• omg internet you need to relax the parallax Oct 8, 2013
• An NYT interactiveish video thing on skyscrapers, in verse,... Oct 8, 2013

  An NYT interactiveish video thing on skyscrapers, in verse, narrated by Feist, rhyming “game changer” and “elevator. ” http://www.

• “In the weeks before the marketplaces opened, contractors... Oct 8, 2013

  “In the weeks before the marketplaces opened, contractors expressed high optimism that their systems would work. ” http://www.

• That's a lot of millions (through March). Oct 8, 2013

  That's a lot of millions (through March).

• “CGI received $88 million for work on the federal... Oct 8, 2013

  “CGI received $88 million for work on the federal exchange... while Quality Software Services received $55 million.

• “If you eat all the grass on the hill, eventually you don’t... Oct 8, 2013

  “If you eat all the grass on the hill, eventually you don’t have any topsoil, Mr. Bezos.

• “Everyone is perfectly polite, but you can tell they’d be a... Oct 8, 2013

  “Everyone is perfectly polite, but you can tell they’d be a lot comfier if I’d just get the fuck out. ” http://www.

• “The more powerful were less compassionate toward the... Oct 7, 2013

  “The more powerful were less compassionate toward the hardships described by the less powerful. ” http://opinionator.

• even worse it's binary Oct 7, 2013
• room for all rusty Oct 7, 2013
• https://twitter.com/storyideas Oct 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 https://twitter.

• oh god i'm subtweeting myself Oct 7, 2013
• i think grammar nits and questioning website word choices =... Oct 7, 2013
• our world is far too complex to be constrained by grammar. Oct 7, 2013

  our world is far too complex to be constrained by grammar.

• it's wrong to pick on typos, they happen to everyone all... Oct 7, 2013
• first i thought "longevity" but nah, and then maybe there... Oct 7, 2013
• i don't know either Oct 7, 2013
• “The president of Turkey has said that Twitter is insidious... Oct 7, 2013

  “The president of Turkey has said that Twitter is insidious evil, which is an indication of the medium’s levity. ” http://pandodaily.

• “The Transition” is the title of my S&amp;M startup erotica... Oct 7, 2013

  “The Transition” is the title of my S&amp;amp;M startup erotica novel. Because "Cry, Combinator" is already a Kindle Single.

• they are some steep stairs Oct 7, 2013
• “The transition is going to be very painful,” said the... Oct 7, 2013

  “The transition is going to be very painful,” said the spider to the fly.

• also http://pandodaily.com/2013/10/03/marc-andreessen-the-wo... Oct 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 also http://pandodaily.

• what was it like climbing those stairs this morning my god Oct 7, 2013
• “We are reaching end times for Western affluence.”... Oct 7, 2013

  “We are reaching end times for Western affluence. ” http://www.

• “I’d like to see this conversation reframed around how we... Oct 6, 2013

  “I’d like to see this conversation reframed around how we maintain the friction and cost to access... public data.

• “[Icelandic saga] networks contain well-defined... Oct 6, 2013

  “[Icelandic saga] networks contain well-defined sub-communities, another common feature of real social networks. ” https://medium.

• "like some kind of animal" is a fun twitter search... Oct 6, 2013

  "like some kind of animal" is a fun twitter search https://twitter. com/search?

• “‘For a public figure, he is one of the most thin-skinned... Oct 6, 2013

  “‘For a public figure, he is one of the most thin-skinned subjects I have ever seen,’ Mr. Condon said.

• I'm okay with the Internet monetizing humiliation as long... Oct 6, 2013

  I'm okay with the Internet monetizing humiliation as long as there is one common cross-browser standard.

• “It was only a matter of time before the Internet started... Oct 6, 2013

  “It was only a matter of time before the Internet started to monetize humiliation. ” http://www.

• “Pay up, in other words, and the picture is deleted, at... Oct 6, 2013

  “Pay up, in other words, and the picture is deleted, at least from the site that was paid. ” http://www.

• i keep thinking it's time for diskmags to come back because... Oct 5, 2013

  i keep thinking it's time for diskmags to come back because now they can run inside http://jsmess. textfiles.

• Open nonnerd question: What recent poems should I have... Oct 5, 2013

  Open nonnerd question: What recent poems should I have read? [Bummed that I just missed an Anne Boyer reading in NYC] http://poetryproject.

• I think I'd do a lot better in life if I were limited to... Oct 5, 2013

  I think I'd do a lot better in life if I were limited to speaking 500 words a day.

• of all the headlines to suffer from a conversion bug... Oct 5, 2013

  of all the headlines to suffer from a conversion bug https://twitter.

• Ycombinator Oct 5, 2013
• Ladies and gentlemen the captain has just turned on his... Oct 4, 2013

  Ladies and gentlemen the captain has just turned on his heartlight.

• Fun fact! DELAG was the first airline, operating Zeppelins... Oct 4, 2013

  Fun fact! DELAG was the first airline, operating Zeppelins in Germany.

• truly enjoying the new @Awl tabsletter Oct 4, 2013
• I'm going to go home from Maine now and drink lemon water... Oct 4, 2013

  I'm going to go home from Maine now and drink lemon water for three days.

• Thanks to #monktoberfest, which allowed me to test some new... Oct 4, 2013
• Enjoy three days in sunny post-McGovern-presidency 2013. Oct 4, 2013

  Enjoy three days in sunny post-McGovern-presidency 2013.

• alternative reality vacations Oct 4, 2013
• “The business pressure to do so is such that there is... Oct 4, 2013

  “The business pressure to do so is such that there is little in the way that technology can do to stop this process. ” http://www.

• World Wide Web: Let's Share What YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION... Oct 4, 2013

  World Wide Web: Let's Share What YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO VIEW THIS MATERIAL https://www. eff.

• “Cops &amp; Rubbers is a board game...that demonstrates the... Oct 3, 2013

  “Cops &amp;amp; Rubbers is a board game... that demonstrates the real consequences of policing tactics for sex workers.

• “‘#Disgusting,’ he wrote, only to delete the message... Oct 3, 2013

  “‘ #Disgusting ,’ he wrote, only to delete the message later. ” http://www.

• the cover band is back again tonight and ohmymy ohhellyes... Oct 3, 2013
• http://www.flickr.com/photos/36246234@N07/4448619639/in/phot... Oct 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 @JessicaSterling @N07 /4448619639/in/photolist-7M7kCB-7M7kyg" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. flickr.

• welcome to silver tier what will you do to keep your... Oct 3, 2013
• http://Archive.org is adding 1890s issues of the Daily... Oct 3, 2013

  http://Archive. org is adding 1890s issues of the Daily Colonist, newspaper of British Columbia http://ia601009.

• my new app for rabbis is very brisruptive Oct 3, 2013
• they are SUPER high-quality. Oct 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 @theryanbradley they are SUPER high-quality.

• reading weird mini-essays that mixed geography, daoism, and... Oct 3, 2013
• Good! Really nice crowd, engaged, appreciated me trying... Oct 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 Good! Really nice crowd, engaged, appreciated me trying something new and different.

• There is not. Oct 3, 2013

  There is not.

• “There’s a peculiar, faintly illicit sensation when you... Oct 3, 2013

  “There’s a peculiar, faintly illicit sensation when you consciously avail yourself of someone else’s pet word. ” http://www.

• “Let's just call ourselves what we are—the real shame is in... Oct 3, 2013

  “Let's just call ourselves what we are—the real shame is in pretending you haven't been in PR all along. ” http://valleywag.

• “I appreciate the tone of Mr. LaForge’s response, which is... Oct 3, 2013

  “I appreciate the tone of Mr. LaForge’s response, which is oriented toward improvement rather than defensiveness.

• “Yamauchi played the game once.”... Oct 3, 2013

  “Yamauchi played the game once. ” http://www.

• “No matter how smart, experienced or financially... Oct 3, 2013

  “No matter how smart, experienced or financially knowledgeable we are, we are likely to be less so in the future. ” http://www.

• I don't think it's true that Twitter functions best. Oct 3, 2013

  I don't think it's true that Twitter functions best.

• “‘I think Twitter functions best as an open conversation... Oct 3, 2013

  “‘I think Twitter functions best as an open conversation among journalists and their readers,’ Byers told BuzzFeed. ” http://www.

• how do you close real-life tabs Oct 2, 2013
• oh god this band AN ISLAND LOST AT SEEEEEE-YO Oct 2, 2013
• somewhere in the distance a cover band is playing what i... Oct 2, 2013
• i just had dinner in Maine and oh god they fried the whole... Oct 2, 2013
• “Instead, I asked Mr. Kramer, 61, how one gets into the... Oct 2, 2013

  “Instead, I asked Mr. Kramer, 61, how one gets into the gilding business.

• do I just ask for "the office" at the front desk of the... Oct 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 do I just ask for "the office" at the front desk of the hotel?

• it's so amazing to get to the hotel room and have that... Oct 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 it's so amazing to get to the hotel room and have that greet you. “here is where we do clown killings.

• this awesome? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/385426448355... Oct 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 this awesome? https://twitter.

• I'm going up to Monktoberfest in Portland, ME, to give a... Oct 1, 2013

  I'm going up to Monktoberfest in Portland, ME, to give a talk and hang out. Just in case you're going too.

• thanks, evan! Oct 1, 2013

  @evanapplegate thanks, evan!

• “Kamran recently settled a lawsuit with Warner Bros. on... Oct 1, 2013

  “Kamran recently settled a lawsuit with Warner Bros. on behalf of Keyboard Cat and Nyan Cat.

• “Another [router], hidden in the lobby of the Museum of... Oct 1, 2013

  “Another [router], hidden in the lobby of the Museum of Modern Art (installed without permission)... ’” http://rhizome.

• “Geographers then were less committed to drawing maps than... Oct 1, 2013

  “Geographers then were less committed to drawing maps than to narrative wayfinding. ” http://www.

• “‘NASA loves countdowns,’ [said a spokesman], ‘but this is... Oct 1, 2013

  “‘NASA loves countdowns,’ [said a spokesman], ‘but this is definitely not a good countdown. ’” http://america.

• “I’ve always been interested in the relationship between... Oct 1, 2013

  “I’ve always been interested in the relationship between vulnerability and control. ” http://www.

• “I assume that you are not searching specifically for a... Oct 1, 2013

  “I assume that you are not searching specifically for a sexually active male for this position. ” https://medium.

• national zoo employees forced to make obscene gestures to... Oct 1, 2013
• “Zoo officials said they planned to flip off the two... Oct 1, 2013

  “Zoo officials said they planned to flip off the two cameras that feed images to the popular ‘Giant Panda Cam’. ” http://www.

• Republicans today http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ZSDCvUwN8 Oct 1, 2013

  Republicans today http://www. youtube.

• Here is a piece I wrote about fertility for Elle... Sep 30, 2013

  Here is a piece I wrote about fertility for Elle http://www. elle.

• “What if I’d had some kind of stroke that kept me from... Sep 30, 2013

  “What if I’d had some kind of stroke that kept me from recognizing my daughter? ” http://www.

• “In my experience fertility doctors shrug a lot.”... Sep 30, 2013

  “In my experience fertility doctors shrug a lot. ” http://www.

• the only words people in their 20s want to hear from people... Sep 30, 2013
• ebooks_nation Sep 30, 2013
• wait the subhed has a typo what is this why Sep 30, 2013
• “Despite his concern about the timidity of journalism he... Sep 29, 2013

  “Despite his concern about the timidity of journalism he believes the trade still offers hope of redemption. ” http://www.

• “In an interview, Ms. Martin deplored the ‘pseudosocial... Sep 29, 2013

  “In an interview, Ms. Martin deplored the ‘pseudosocial events’ many businesses arrange in the name of teamwork.

• “We can’t rely on ‘enthusiastic amateurs’ who teach short... Sep 29, 2013

  “We can’t rely on ‘enthusiastic amateurs’ who teach short term, any more than we’d rely on amateur physicians. ” http://www.

• I'm not in Austin, I just sometimes like to say hello to... Sep 29, 2013

  I'm not in Austin, I just sometimes like to say hello to cities.

• Hello, Austin, Texas! Sep 29, 2013

  Hello, Austin, Texas!

• become the tabs you want to see in the world Sep 29, 2013
• Determining the Fate of Frozen Embryos: Do You Know Where Your Children Are? Sep 29, 2013
• “When Times New Roman ap­pears in a book, doc­u­ment, or... Sep 29, 2013

  “When Times New Roman ap­pears in a book, doc­u­ment, or ad­ver­tise­ment, it con­notes ap­a­thy. ” http://practicaltypography.

• “This book is part­ly an ex­per­i­ment in tak­ing the web... Sep 29, 2013

  “This book is part­ly an ex­per­i­ment in tak­ing the web se­ri­ous­ly as a book-pub­lish­ing medi­um. ” http://practicaltypography.

• “‘We believe empathy is what builds empires,’ Mr. Epstein... Sep 29, 2013

  “‘We believe empathy is what builds empires,’ Mr. Epstein recited.

• “‘Some mentors even called us communists,’ Mr. Harada said... Sep 29, 2013

  “‘Some mentors even called us communists,’ Mr. Harada said later.

• Good Listserve. Sep 29, 2013

  Good Listserve.

• Nice Vows video. Blueberries! http://www.nytimes.com/video/2... Sep 29, 2013

  Nice Vows video. Blueberries!

• “The Archers Avoider is for when you are prepared listen to... Sep 29, 2013

  “The Archers Avoider is for when you are prepared listen to anything else. ” http://www.

• welp i made a huge mistake choosing @conestogwagonways the... Sep 28, 2013
• we're all scholars now Sep 28, 2013
• whoa Sep 28, 2013
• How did our parents even live without hashtags? Sep 28, 2013

  How did our parents even live without hashtags?

• imagine before mobile—you would have had to write that in a... Sep 28, 2013
• Learn the ONE WEIRD TRICK that MASTER BLASTER hates! Sep 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @sixfoot6 Learn the ONE WEIRD TRICK that MASTER BLASTER hates!

• I think TBL opened a huge box of weird in the 1990s and... Sep 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 I think TBL opened a huge box of weird in the 1990s and it's impossible to put the weird away, but THEY keep trying.

• Which is not to say I don't wish the web could be kind of... Sep 28, 2013

  Which is not to say I don't wish the web could be kind of weird and punk rock again.

• Wishing that the web could be kind of weird and punk rock... Sep 28, 2013

  Wishing that the web could be kind of weird and punk rock again is like wishing the Beatles would reunite.

• “Subjects often thrash about so forcefully that obtaining... Sep 28, 2013

  “Subjects often thrash about so forcefully that obtaining clear images of their brains can be difficult. ” http://www.

• “‘And because I am a man, the men in the community are more... Sep 28, 2013

  “‘And because I am a man, the men in the community are more likely to listen to me. ’” http://www.

• well bobby sometimes when your body changes you experience... Sep 28, 2013
• “This does not just apply to women as such, but anyone... Sep 28, 2013

  “This does not just apply to women as such, but anyone outside the putative white cis malestream of gaming. ” http://borderhouseblog.

• Godless atheists are now lying about their divinity degrees... Sep 28, 2013

  Godless atheists are now lying about their divinity degrees wait no what http://www. nytimes.

• “The data is automatically computed to speed queries and... Sep 28, 2013

  “The data is automatically computed to speed queries and discover new targets for surveillance. ” http://www.

• I wonder if the NSA considered FOAF. Sep 28, 2013

  I wonder if the NSA considered FOAF.

• “A top-secret document titled ‘Better Person Centric... Sep 28, 2013

  “A top-secret document titled ‘Better Person Centric Analysis’.... ” http://www.

• Crazy fact: The guy who yelled out “We love you!” during... Sep 28, 2013

  Crazy fact: The guy who yelled out “We love you! ” during Ballmer's farewell speech was actually Phil Schiller.

• oh wow that's a lot of Eggsplaining Sep 28, 2013
• Should dogs write about lolcats? Sep 28, 2013

  Should dogs write about lolcats?

• they promised they would fix thi Sep 27, 2013
• google maps doesn't show a waterfall Sep 27, 2013
• it's the weekend Sep 27, 2013
• rusty Sep 27, 2013
• “And people can be so much more annoying than... Sep 27, 2013

  “And people can be so much more annoying than institutions. ” http://www.

• “We need to do big hard things together.”... Sep 27, 2013

  “We need to do big hard things together. ” http://thebaffler.

• Here's a way to import Wikipedia tables into Google... Sep 27, 2013

  Here's a way to import Wikipedia tables into Google Spreadsheets lickety split: http://blog. ouseful.

• Today's Zune playlist: “Ballmer Screams the 80s” Sep 27, 2013
• “Ballmer ended his emotional speech with Bill Medley and... Sep 27, 2013

  “Ballmer ended his emotional speech with Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes' ‘I've had The Time of My Life’ playing. ” http://www.

• I'm subliming today! Will you...[slow head turn]...JOIN ME? Sep 27, 2013

  @rustyk5 I'm subliming today! Will you...

• It's like they went to Harlan Ellison for branding... Sep 27, 2013

  It's like they went to Harlan Ellison for branding guidelines. “Not crowdsourcing...

• The human cloud is crowdsourcing liquefied! Soon it will... Sep 27, 2013

  The human cloud is crowdsourcing liquefied! Soon it will pour down a rain of human upon us.

• The phrase “the human cloud” is a bit of thought-leader... Sep 27, 2013

  The phrase “the human cloud” is a bit of thought-leader horseshit that is unintentionally WAY more terrifying than what it replaces.

• Make fun of Surface 2 all you want, but remember how this... Sep 27, 2013

  Make fun of Surface 2 all you want, but remember how this plays out—we're only a few cycles away from Surface 3. 11 for Workgroups.

• Oh good point—they are like that. Sep 27, 2013

  @valyagolev Oh good point—they are like that.

• 1972: Tom Zahuranec invited the radio audience to... Sep 27, 2013

  1972: Tom Zahuranec invited the radio audience to communicate mentally with a rhododendron wired into a synthesizer. http://archive.

• 1968 audio interview with a 19-year old gay hustler... Sep 27, 2013

  1968 audio interview with a 19-year old gay hustler http://archive. org/details/pra-BB3827.

• Tonight in Brooklyn if you leave your windows open and... Sep 26, 2013

  Tonight in Brooklyn if you leave your windows open and carefully listen you can hear the rustle of parents judging.

• rusty it's not just an editor it's a testament to the human... Sep 26, 2013
• tabs are over—if you want it Sep 25, 2013
• A Lamborghini splits in two in Mill Basin, Brooklyn, with... Sep 25, 2013

  A Lamborghini splits in two in Mill Basin, Brooklyn, with great interviews http://newyork. cbslocal.

• That is more calories per chew toy than are in a pint of... Sep 25, 2013

  That is more calories per chew toy than are in a pint of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream.

• “And some chew treats, she added, are 1,000 calories.”... Sep 25, 2013

  “And some chew treats, she added, are 1,000 calories. ” http://www.

• “Staff members in khakis and polo shirts lead dogs through... Sep 25, 2013

  “Staff members in khakis and polo shirts lead dogs through exercises and reward them with yogurt vegetable parfaits. ” http://www.

• Imagining posting that on an imaginary website, then... Sep 25, 2013

  Imagining posting that on an imaginary website, then posting imaginary apologies, and closing down an imaginary comments section.

• Blog post ideas pop into my head that could generate... Sep 25, 2013

  Blog post ideas pop into my head that could generate traffic but are too awful to contemplate. Tonight: “A better UX for trigger alerts.

• Dammit. I was ten seconds late for the Snapchat Users Group... Sep 25, 2013

  Dammit. I was ten seconds late for the Snapchat Users Group and everyone had already left.

• Good TiT Sep 25, 2013
• i increasingly understand why when you go on facebook you... Sep 25, 2013
• So--after 30,000 words that word-count gets sluggish. I... Sep 25, 2013

  @jackrusher So--after 30,000 words that word-count gets sluggish. I tried to make it only eval when I hit space, and failed.

• One endgame is that we'll live in a parched hellworld where... Sep 25, 2013

  One endgame is that we'll live in a parched hellworld where every speech act is a crime and people can only communicate by trading stocks.

• One genius of Twitter is that people can use it to create... Sep 25, 2013

  One genius of Twitter is that people can use it to create personal brand platforms, then use those to police the brand platforms of others.

• I hope that was an acceptable use of my personal brand... Sep 25, 2013

  I hope that was an acceptable use of my personal brand platform.

• That was kind of a promoted tweet in that some really good... Sep 25, 2013

  That was kind of a promoted tweet in that some really good friends who make a product I genuinely like said, will you promote this?

• Kindling's a group brainstorming webapp. Folks LURVE it at... Sep 25, 2013

  Kindling's a group brainstorming webapp. Folks LURVE it at The Times.

• If you want a picture of the future, picture Geraldo... Sep 25, 2013

  If you want a picture of the future, picture Geraldo opening Al Capone's vault—forever.

• “Two years scrimshawing cred from the loose fingerbones of... Sep 25, 2013

  “Two years scrimshawing cred from the loose fingerbones of Internet Spam Voice. ” http://nybots.

• Recording calls—tapping Skype calls using Audio Hijack Pro... Sep 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 Recording calls—tapping Skype calls using Audio Hijack Pro works fine, and you can use credits to call regular phones.

• commenters want to know if you are kidding Sep 24, 2013
• there is this alternative history where odeo was huge and i... Sep 24, 2013
• well i've made good progress on my book in the last three... Sep 24, 2013
• no it's cool i have lots of best friends Sep 24, 2013
• “If you have used a spreadsheet program like Excel, you... Sep 24, 2013

  “If you have used a spreadsheet program like Excel, you know exactly enough to completely misunderstand databases. ” (From today's bookwork.

• My god. I never thought I could have sympathy for Google. Sep 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 My god. I never thought I could have sympathy for Google.

• WORTH IT Sep 24, 2013
• I'm reading Kershaw's Hitler bio and keep thinking, "man,... Sep 24, 2013

  I'm reading Kershaw's Hitler bio and keep thinking, "man, this guy is REALLY judgmental of teenaged Hitler," then going, "oh right.

• i don't know if i own any sweaters, i'm concerned Sep 24, 2013
• rusty i am looking forward to breakfast next week so we can... Sep 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj rusty i am looking forward to breakfast next week so we can figure out what is wrong with people.

• guys keep going this is becoming everyconversation Sep 24, 2013
• lemme google and find this howto.cnet article... Sep 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj lemme google and find this howto. cnet article http://howto.

• It's pretty great, overall. Sep 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 It's pretty great, overall.

• You can simplify “Don't hate the player, hate the game” by... Sep 24, 2013

  You can simplify “Don't hate the player, hate the game” by removing all the words after “hate.

• “Anonymous posting enables honest expression, unencumbered... Sep 24, 2013

  “Anonymous posting enables honest expression, unencumbered by identity. ” http://www.

• My 4D printer aappeeaarrss tooo beeeeeeee broooooooooooo Sep 24, 2013
• “Not write another CMS system, ever.”... Sep 23, 2013

  “Not write another CMS system, ever. ” http://camlistore.

• Camlistore is one of those things where you go, oh, hey,... Sep 23, 2013

  Camlistore is one of those things where you go, oh, hey, this software idea is probably with us forever, now: http://camlistore.

• “I actually hate naps.” —@rustyk5 Sep 23, 2013

  “I actually hate naps.

• who hates naps Sep 23, 2013
• all dads want is naps Sep 23, 2013
• the perfect dadtweet Sep 23, 2013
• “The semantics of ‘Next’ was: ‘go back to the link in the... Sep 23, 2013

  “The semantics of ‘Next’ was: ‘go back to the link in the page you came from, &amp;amp; follow the next link on that page’. ” http://cs.

• it's okay just show me on the commit log where he touched... Sep 23, 2013
• jesus christ your heart is in perl Sep 23, 2013
• now anyone can execute your heart rusty anyone at all Sep 23, 2013
• uh dude you wrote that CMS and ran it for YEARS Sep 23, 2013
• means NEVER GIVE UP Sep 23, 2013
• “Faking reviews often begins with faked reviews of the... Sep 23, 2013

  “Faking reviews often begins with faked reviews of the company faking the reviews. ” http://www.

• “He added: ‘Nick wants to completely break that taboo by... Sep 22, 2013

  “He added: ‘Nick wants to completely break that taboo by highlighting comments and placing them above the fold. ’” http://bits.

• the discovery problem is one cut-and-paste away from a very... Sep 22, 2013
• “A new research group w/in [Facebook] is working on an... Sep 22, 2013

  “A new research group w/in [Facebook] is working on an emerging and powerful approach to AI known as deep learning. ” http://www.

• Tim Cook saying, essentially, “We don't have to put up... Sep 22, 2013

  Tim Cook saying, essentially, “We don't have to put up posters to remind people to do their jobs,” is an AWESOME tech-industry burn.

• “We don’t have to put posters on the wall to remind people... Sep 22, 2013

  “We don’t have to put posters on the wall to remind people of that. ” http://www.

• Suit and tie on a Saturday makes me feel old. Sep 21, 2013

  Suit and tie on a Saturday makes me feel old.

• (Also in elpa as wc-mode.) Sep 21, 2013

  (Also in elpa as wc-mode.

• Live word counts in emacs modeline:... Sep 21, 2013

  Live word counts in emacs modeline: https://github.

• IMAGINARY GUY: “Paul, I would like to give you a BILLION... Sep 21, 2013

  IMAGINARY GUY: “Paul, I would like to give you a BILLION dollars to do something impactful. ” ME: “No thanks, you said ‘impactful’.

• TIL that Dominick Dunne hosted a crime TV show and the... Sep 20, 2013

  TIL that Dominick Dunne hosted a crime TV show and the episode about Hans Reiser was called “PROGRAMMED FOR MURDER” http://www. trutv.

• “‘I have literally bungee-corded my 5-year-old to the back... Sep 20, 2013

  “‘I have literally bungee-corded my 5-year-old to the back of the bike. ’” http://bikeportland.

• “Acknowledging the vast diversity amongst all humans of all... Sep 20, 2013

  “Acknowledging the vast diversity amongst all humans of all ages, the adult Garbage Can Dancer is a rare sight. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• “If you’re homeless, the great thing about bitcoin is that... Sep 20, 2013

  “If you’re homeless, the great thing about bitcoin is that you can set up a wallet w/out an ID or a street address. ” http://www.

• I've been writing and not tweeting about it, so:... Sep 20, 2013

  I've been writing and not tweeting about it, so: https://medium. com/notebook-and-liminal-encyclopedia/f29307aa4362, https://medium.

• But we promise you, this advertising strategy will be... Sep 20, 2013

  But we promise you, this advertising strategy will be classy! [25 seconds later] PIN THE MONKEY AND WIN.

• rip Sep 20, 2013
• Finally, I hope you enjoy the endorsement plastered onto... Sep 19, 2013

  Finally, I hope you enjoy the endorsement plastered onto this Spem in alium CD by the Tallis Scholars http://ecx. images-amazon.

• I love when managers fixate one some piece of tech arcana... Sep 19, 2013

  I love when managers fixate one some piece of tech arcana and repeat it endlessly, ironically, to the despair of developers.

• If I had a real job I'd tell my devs to run grunt ALL DAY.... Sep 19, 2013

  If I had a real job I'd tell my devs to run grunt ALL DAY. “AWS is down” “You run grunt?

• “If you want to use React within a module system, fork our... Sep 19, 2013

  “If you want to use React within a module system, fork our repo, npm install and run grunt. ” http://facebook.

• I'm changing my title from freelance writer to Enterprise... Sep 19, 2013

  I'm changing my title from freelance writer to Enterprise Narrative Solutions Architect.

• A Shit Writing Day Sep 19, 2013

  From an 1870 collection of the handwriting of the insane A Shit Writing Day Self-medicating via self-indulgence I don’t write to attain power. Writing looks like it can bring power, but for the most part power is in inverse proportion to the amount of writing one does.

• I really like the way the iOS redesign makes chat... Sep 19, 2013

  I really like the way the iOS redesign makes chat conversations feel less substantive.

• HEAR THAT WORLD Sep 19, 2013
• Science and the humanities keep fighting in the living room... Sep 19, 2013

  Science and the humanities keep fighting in the living room as technology sneaks into the kitchen and steals all the silverware.

• “...the greater problem is scientists’ failure to attend to... Sep 19, 2013

  “... the greater problem is scientists’ failure to attend to what’s going on in the humanities.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_featuring_powered... Sep 19, 2013

  http://en. wikipedia.

• why I'm like, why, maybe it's starting Sep 18, 2013
• Maybe I should MAKE UP something to hate and then hate it,... Sep 18, 2013
• Because when I was 15 I helped this old mega-conservative... Sep 18, 2013

  Because when I was 15 I helped this old mega-conservative stroke victim, his diapers etc. , and he would just SCREAM racist things at random.

• I worry I'll have a stroke and all the things I said to be... Sep 18, 2013

  I worry I'll have a stroke and all the things I said to be ironically racist in my 20s will come out again and no one will know it's ironic.

• “Your stalker listened to I Want You to Want Me by Cheap... Sep 18, 2013

  “Your stalker listened to I Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick. Do you want to listen to I Will Possess Your Heart by Death Cab for Cutie?

• I wonder what Spotify left OUT of the Discover tab. “Songs... Sep 18, 2013

  I wonder what Spotify left OUT of the Discover tab.

• It will be a sad day when we learn that the Calico business... Sep 18, 2013

  It will be a sad day when we learn that the Calico business model involves inserting advertising directly into our DNA.

• There, I fixed my laptop. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/... Sep 18, 2013

  There, I fixed my laptop. https://twitter.

• “ For 18 years he campaigned tirelessly for a law against... Sep 18, 2013

  “ For 18 years he campaigned tirelessly for a law against black magic. ” http://www.

• Important question: Is @waxpancake just walking around with... Sep 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 Important question: Is @waxpancake just walking around with a cleaver?

• “‘No big deal. It was China penis, so it was like wrecking... Sep 18, 2013

  “‘No big deal. It was China penis, so it was like wrecking a furious baby’s toe.

• “This is one of 50 posts about cyborgs a project to... Sep 18, 2013

  “This is one of 50 posts about cyborgs a project to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the coining of the term. ” http://quietbabylon.

• “Simon McCoy baffles viewers by presenting news item after... Sep 18, 2013

  “Simon McCoy baffles viewers by presenting news item after accidentally picking up refill pack of A4” http://www. theguardian.

• “You can see how difficult it is to swear really well by... Sep 18, 2013

  “You can see how difficult it is to swear really well by asking a computer to do it. ” http://www.

• “The caseworker paused and asked with incredulity, ‘She was... Sep 18, 2013

  “The caseworker paused and asked with incredulity, ‘She was a professor? ’” http://www.

• God I hope you win the XOXO "lottery" Sep 18, 2013
• LOVE MORTGAGES? Who doesn't. Look at what @michelet and... Sep 18, 2013

  LOVE MORTGAGES? Who doesn't.

• “Presenting a sort of math in which fractions arrive devoid... Sep 18, 2013

  “Presenting a sort of math in which fractions arrive devoid of denominators does not invite confidence. ” http://www.

• “It turned out to be a terrible time to be a baby.”... Sep 18, 2013

  “It turned out to be a terrible time to be a baby. ” http://www.

• “Engagement is really about Actions, Reactions and... Sep 18, 2013

  “Engagement is really about Actions, Reactions and Transactions; something that I refer to as A. R.

• “And it might be true that Bono simply didn’t know about... Sep 18, 2013

  “And it might be true that Bono simply didn’t know about efforts in 21st-century industrial policy. ” http://lareviewofbooks.

• I'm telling you, that is how it starts. It starts with... Sep 18, 2013

  I'm telling you, that is how it starts. It starts with branding.

• “I ask Van Praet what he thinks about corporate logos... Sep 18, 2013

  “I ask Van Praet what he thinks about corporate logos finding their way on ultrasounds beside developing children. ” http://www.

• Nerd song parodies used to be a significant part of the... Sep 18, 2013

  Nerd song parodies used to be a significant part of the standards process. Another thing to complain about with HTML5.

• I believe that archives are the future/Tag them well and... Sep 18, 2013

  I believe that archives are the future/Tag them well and let them lead the way/... ♫The fairest use of all.

• Girls who phoned at 11PM in 1989 and sobbed, “He won't talk... Sep 17, 2013

  Girls who phoned at 11PM in 1989 and sobbed, “He won't talk to me” over the sound of the song “Blasphemous Rumours” were the WORST.

• “Welcome and entertain them all! Even if they’re a crowd of... Sep 17, 2013

  “Welcome and entertain them all! Even if they’re a crowd of sorrows.

• I look forward to hearing from the great cloud of rage that... Sep 17, 2013

  I look forward to hearing from the great cloud of rage that obscures our common humanity.

• Sometimes I write pieces that feel very risky and leave me... Sep 17, 2013

  Sometimes I write pieces that feel very risky and leave me vulnerable. But the good news is they always blow up in my face.

• I have a longish essay in the October ELLE (cover: Lady... Sep 17, 2013

  I have a longish essay in the October ELLE (cover: Lady Gaga, not online) about what my wife and I decided to do with our frozen embryos.

• [Future Posts] Sep 17, 2013
• Deliverables Sep 17, 2013

  “Historical Essay on the Art of Bookbinding” Deliverables Deliverables are the product of certain kinds of work. When I work for certain companies I produce Deliverables.

• Human kindness is already here—it's just not evenly... Sep 17, 2013

  Human kindness is already here—it's just not evenly distributed.

• Amended section outline: (A) The Rich (B) Feasting (C) TV... Sep 17, 2013
• I would rename the section called “Rich People” to “Needs.” Sep 17, 2013

  I would rename the section called “Rich People” to “Needs.

• Amended perfect paper: (A) The Rich (B) Feasting (C) TV... Sep 17, 2013
• Oh there needs to be a food section, which I'd call Feast Sep 17, 2013
• Amend that: Weapons &amp; Death would just be called “Guns” Sep 17, 2013
• Under Women's Bodies Sep 17, 2013
• If I launched a new newspaper for people today the sections... Sep 17, 2013
• “But when it comes to assisted reproductive technologies,... Sep 17, 2013

  “But when it comes to assisted reproductive technologies, science fails far more often than is generally believed. ” http://www.

• “Amazon says that the people who bought Tsigdinos’s book... Sep 17, 2013

  “Amazon says that the people who bought Tsigdinos’s book also bought the Clearblue Digital Ovulation Test. ” http://parenting.

• “So I will say it: some fans are watching wrong.”... Sep 17, 2013

  “So I will say it: some fans are watching wrong. ” http://www.

• “With goats you really learn about your flaws in... Sep 17, 2013

  “With goats you really learn about your flaws in management. ” http://modernfarmer.

• “If a bot can write the story better than you can, let it.”... Sep 17, 2013

  “If a bot can write the story better than you can, let it. ” http://www.

• “One woman discovered she was a chimera as late as age 52.”... Sep 17, 2013

  “One woman discovered she was a chimera as late as age 52. ” http://www.

• the circles my brain http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013... Sep 17, 2013

  the circles my brain http://www. nytimes.

• Sorry that should have been @svaixd, I was just... Sep 17, 2013

  Sorry that should have been @svaixd , I was just abbreviating "at" and accidentally corrupted the global mainframe.

• “Shakarian and co say that using their approach...a viral... Sep 17, 2013

  “Shakarian and co say that using their approach... a viral marketeer could expect a 297-fold return on investment.

• Fun fact: My Slate Citi Bike piece came out of a conv. with... Sep 17, 2013

  Fun fact: My Slate Citi Bike piece came out of a conv. with the two of them in August @SVA , while they worked on http://Facebox.

• CHECK IT @khoi and @capndesign made http://facebox.io/, a... Sep 17, 2013

  CHECK IT @khoi and @capndesign made http://facebox.

• Oof. Sep 17, 2013

  @abackstrom Oof.

• WHAT Sep 17, 2013
• One thing that's okay about living in an apartment is that... Sep 17, 2013

  One thing that's okay about living in an apartment is that you never wake up to someone standing on your lawn at 4am with a sword.

• Office Sep 16, 2013

  Office An office is a place where work is done. When I come to the Office I enter into a state of working.

• Commenters often feel that writers should be reminded of... Sep 16, 2013

  Commenters often feel that writers should be reminded of things.

• “Locally raised (ten miles from home), humanely slaughtered... Sep 16, 2013

  “Locally raised (ten miles from home), humanely slaughtered heirloom pandas. ” http://www.

• Brings to mind Speer's Ruinenwert... Sep 16, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mariabustillos @elongreen Brings to mind Speer's Ruinenwert http://en. wikipedia.

• Oh—yes. Also, the list of pre-dystopian... Sep 16, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mariabustillos @elongreen Oh—yes. Also, the list of pre-dystopian entitities/networks/objects includes everything I do most days.

• I was also thinking “pick up a nice rat lox.” Sep 16, 2013

  @brennen I was also thinking “pick up a nice rat lox.

• “If you want to know who's in charge of a culture, look at... Sep 16, 2013

  “If you want to know who's in charge of a culture, look at what they name their stadiums. ” http://www.

• “Voila! The Citi Bike has become the Escalade SUV in the... Sep 16, 2013

  “Voila! The Citi Bike has become the Escalade SUV in the cannibal culture that arises after peak oil.

• I wrote something for Slate's “Future Tense” about Citi... Sep 16, 2013

  I wrote something for Slate's “Future Tense” about Citi Bikes after the apocalypse: http://www. slate.

• “Booing! When do you hear booing in this day and age other... Sep 15, 2013

  “Booing! When do you hear booing in this day and age other than pantomimes and parliament?

• “It's like your hair is ignoring me.” —My wife Sep 15, 2013

  “It's like your hair is ignoring me.

• Bike-Share Programs: The Official Transportation of the Apocalypse Sep 15, 2013
• “So, we're going to pass on this round, but I AM going to... Sep 15, 2013

  “So, we're going to pass on this round, but I AM going to punch you in the face.

• Can you imagine @mariabustillos as an angel investor? I... Sep 15, 2013

  Can you imagine @mariabustillos as an angel investor? I CAN.

• “This is exactly how we are are in danger of wrecking our... Sep 15, 2013

  “This is exactly how we are are in danger of wrecking our educational system, and so much else. ” http://www.

• I hope this woman who might run the Fed is good at math. Sep 15, 2013

  I hope this woman who might run the Fed is good at math.

• “Congratulations! And now you're ready for dinner.” Sep 15, 2013

  “Congratulations! And now you're ready for dinner.

• Prediction: Some day soon a restaurant in NYC will require... Sep 15, 2013

  Prediction: Some day soon a restaurant in NYC will require everyone to watch a half-hour documentary about their meal before serving.

• deleted that tweet because i truly need to stop complaining... Sep 14, 2013
• I know I've said this after, but event-based programming is... Sep 14, 2013

  I know I've said this after, but event-based programming is the worst.

• I'm an acknowledged master of the New York City cower lunch. Sep 14, 2013

  I'm an acknowledged master of the New York City cower lunch.

• Heh. The kids are in bed and it's just me, an AWS instance,... Sep 14, 2013

  @gordoncc Heh. The kids are in bed and it's just me, an AWS instance, tmux, and Chrome inspector.

• But not your startup of course your startup is very... Sep 14, 2013

  But not your startup of course your startup is very different.

• There is a kind of paucity of crazy-big thinking about how... Sep 14, 2013

  There is a kind of paucity of crazy-big thinking about how to [give folks tools to! ] make the snacks into meals.

• And this is how the web has become the equivalent of just... Sep 14, 2013

  And this is how the web has become the equivalent of just eating a bunch of snacks all day and then it's dinnertime and you're like oh shit.

• “The successful products took big meals and converted them... Sep 14, 2013

  “The successful products took big meals and converted them to snacks. ” http://cdixon.

• “[James] Taylor clearly felt terrible—trying to help out... Sep 14, 2013

  “[James] Taylor clearly felt terrible—trying to help out this kid, and he winds up killing the kid’s pet pig. ” http://www.

• “A ticker and an unrelated billboard juxtaposed in Times... Sep 14, 2013

  “A ticker and an unrelated billboard juxtaposed in Times Square appear to tell the Twitter story. ” http://www.

• Today's Machine: HM-168 Automatic Encrusting Machine... Sep 14, 2013

  Today's Machine: HM-168 Automatic Encrusting Machine http://www. hmfoodmachinery.

• “These anti-Internet pieces are the middlebrow equivalent... Sep 14, 2013

  “These anti-Internet pieces are the middlebrow equivalent of an alt-weekly Juggalo Gathering feature. ” http://www.

• “Even on the steppe, with only sheep in sight, you can get... Sep 14, 2013

  “Even on the steppe, with only sheep in sight, you can get a signal. ” http://www.

• Found the end of the Internet http://www.fuckedconcept.com/?... Sep 13, 2013

  Found the end of the Internet http://www. fuckedconcept.

• “winning” and “you guys” probably belong on fuckedconcept. Sep 13, 2013

  “winning” and “you guys” probably belong on fuckedconcept.

• I'm worried that one day I'll log onto Netflix and the only... Sep 13, 2013

  I'm worried that one day I'll log onto Netflix and the only thing available for streaming is “Another 48 Hours.

• “The featured speakers at your next web design conference.”... Sep 13, 2013

  “The featured speakers at your next web design conference. ” http://usedwigs.

• “Somewhere along the way, it got to be uncool to reduce... Sep 13, 2013

  “Somewhere along the way, it got to be uncool to reduce one’s risk of failure. ” http://www.

• “Drake loves moms.” http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/15/magazi... Sep 13, 2013

  “Drake loves moms. ” http://www.

• that simile was launched pre-alpha Sep 13, 2013
• “Submerged in this paragraph is the implication that... Sep 13, 2013

  “Submerged in this paragraph is the implication that Kraus's Vienna was an in-between case – like Windows Vista. ” http://www.

• This truck I saw a few days ago on Coney Island Ave. has a... Sep 13, 2013

  This truck I saw a few days ago on Coney Island Ave. has a complicated identity.

• “‘Is the promoter still gonna book me if I say, “Yeah,... Sep 13, 2013

  “‘Is the promoter still gonna book me if I say, “Yeah, occasionally I have fellatio with a transsexual? ”’” http://www.

• Kidding google ilu sir Sep 13, 2013
• The new Google logo will just be a blank white rectangle... Sep 13, 2013

  The new Google logo will just be a blank white rectangle because you don't look at it, it looks at you.

• I can't believe there's a preferred stock class only... Sep 13, 2013

  I can't believe there's a preferred stock class only available to verified users.

• “To really learn the lesson from Microsoft would be to not... Sep 13, 2013

  “To really learn the lesson from Microsoft would be to not fight when the next change happens. ” http://scripting.

• “But generally there isn’t very much evidence of joyful... Sep 13, 2013

  “But generally there isn’t very much evidence of joyful retirement even among the elite. ” http://www.

• “It's much better; it's good!” —An editor Sep 13, 2013

  “It's much better; it's good!

• My only income for months now. But I have other skills to... Sep 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @Choire My only income for months now. But I have other skills to fall back on; I also write poems and play jazz bass.

• rusty be sensitive the man has a personal brand Sep 12, 2013
• needs cannibalism Sep 12, 2013
• omg Sep 12, 2013
• no no this time the rich people have everything on lockdown... Sep 12, 2013
• i can't wait to see the eventual endgame on this shitshow,... Sep 12, 2013
• Just relax, because there's really no point in doing... Sep 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 Just relax, because there's really no point in doing anything else, is there?

• The good news is that we'll all learn to be happy with less. Sep 12, 2013

  The good news is that we'll all learn to be happy with less.

• “But if you ask the question 'Is the rise in inequality... Sep 12, 2013

  “But if you ask the question 'Is the rise in inequality inevitable? ' it probably is.

• “Sometimes sites drop off the internet because they need... Sep 12, 2013

  “Sometimes sites drop off the internet because they need to die. ” http://source.

• “We shouldn’t undermine the education of students by... Sep 12, 2013

  “We shouldn’t undermine the education of students by promoting any philosophical or religious belief. ” http://blogs.

• “I explained to Nye that creationists don’t use God to fill... Sep 12, 2013

  “I explained to Nye that creationists don’t use God to fill in the gaps because there are no gaps. ” http://blogs.

• “The evidence is clear (Romans 1:20) yet [Bill Nye] chooses... Sep 12, 2013

  “The evidence is clear (Romans 1:20) yet [Bill Nye] chooses to suppress the truth (Romans 1:18). ” http://blogs.

• “Why do project managers have such a large impact?”... Sep 12, 2013

  “Why do project managers have such a large impact? ” http://blogs.

• “Karp’s loft also enjoys perfect views of the east... Sep 12, 2013

  “Karp’s loft also enjoys perfect views of the east Manhattan skyline. ” http://tmagazine.

• If war is how God teaches Americans geography, then... Sep 12, 2013

  If war is how God teaches Americans geography, then marketing is how we learn history.

• it just occurred to me that 123 is second-tier while the... Sep 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 @silviakillings @harrisj @jacqui it just occurred to me that 123 is second-tier while the new power lunch is at ABC, so I'm moving.

• there is a lot of weather in Maine I can tell you that Sep 12, 2013
• Work really, consistently hard at something for many years... Sep 12, 2013

  Work really, consistently hard at something for many years even if not everyone understands the value and PRESTO.

• I went over to see @kleinmatic at ProPublica today and the... Sep 12, 2013

  I went over to see @kleinmatic at ProPublica today and the web work they do made me shed a tear. “We created our own binary filetype.

• I also believe that pickup artists are pretentious and... Sep 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @jacqui @silviakillings I also believe that pickup artists are pretentious and should call themselves pickup craftsmen.

• oh and artists all programmers are artists Sep 12, 2013
• it's be the eternal snap Sep 12, 2013
• if you snapchat people at the times you will never be done Sep 12, 2013
• rust y why di d y o u Sep 12, 2013
• oh hey rusty Sep 12, 2013
• “How would history be different,†I often ask myself,... Sep 12, 2013

  “How would history be different,†I often ask myself, “if Unicode was the default encoding for the entire web? â€.

• With the hope of starting a new national tradition I'm... Sep 11, 2013

  With the hope of starting a new national tradition I'm going to observe 1,440 minutes of Internet silence.

• Oh God it's today. Sep 11, 2013

  Oh God it's today.

• “Regulatory arbitrage brainstorming sessions are not fueled... Sep 10, 2013

  “Regulatory arbitrage brainstorming sessions are not fueled by mini cupcakes. ” http://www.

• “That is significant because it brings invisibility cloaks... Sep 10, 2013

  “That is significant because it brings invisibility cloaks into the realms of mass production. ” http://www.

• “The rate at which companies get bumped off the S&amp;P 500... Sep 10, 2013

  “The rate at which companies get bumped off the S&amp;amp;P 500 has been accelerating. ” http://www.

• “‘Call Fergie, invite her to watch a movie on Netflix. Once... Sep 10, 2013

  “‘Call Fergie, invite her to watch a movie on Netflix. Once she accepts, start making green beans.

• “Many dear friends wish I would shut the fuck up regarding... Sep 10, 2013

  “Many dear friends wish I would shut the fuck up regarding the Gotham filter. ” http://www.

• “Red deer still honor the Iron Curtain.”... Sep 10, 2013

  “Red deer still honor the Iron Curtain. ” http://www.

• “Attenborough said he was not optimistic about the future... Sep 10, 2013

  “Attenborough said he was not optimistic about the future and ‘things are going to get worse’. ” http://www.

• “Thus, the 1 percent have captured about 95 percent of the... Sep 10, 2013

  “Thus, the 1 percent have captured about 95 percent of the income gains since the recession ended. ” http://economix.

• “Women in tech should realize that life isn't fair. Deal... Sep 10, 2013

  “Women in tech should realize that life isn't fair. Deal with it.

• That would have made for compelling consumer product. Or... Sep 10, 2013

  @thelancearthur That would have made for compelling consumer product. Or like, it's a tiny space heater!

• Seriously is there NOTHING else to rip off from... Sep 10, 2013

  Seriously is there NOTHING else to rip off from government-funded research labs?

• oh great more phones Sep 10, 2013
• The Meadowlands is ten, and I'm not even going to risk... Sep 10, 2013

  The Meadowlands is ten, and I'm not even going to risk listening to it for fear of feelings http://www. stereogum.

• Scene from a cop show in the near future: “HERE IS” (ax... Sep 10, 2013

  Scene from a cop show in the near future: “HERE IS” (ax falls) “THE CITATION” (ax falls) “YOU NEEDED. ” (pan to bloody touchscreen).

• I know it's lavender, not lavendar, your contribution will... Sep 10, 2013

  I know it's lavender, not lavendar, your contribution will be noted in the Book of Life and Spelling.

• LA Burdick is where this shit goes down. Settle this shit... Sep 10, 2013

  LA Burdick is where this shit goes down. Settle this shit like men over a maple latte and a lavendar-infused Egadiner NussTorte.

• Oh man the old voting machines are back. KACHUNK. Sep 10, 2013

  Oh man the old voting machines are back. KACHUNK.

• Here sighs with lamentations &amp; loud moans/Resounded... Sep 9, 2013

  Here sighs with lamentations &amp;amp; loud moans/Resounded through the air pierc'd by no star/That e'en I wept at entering. http://kristof.

• “Party supply stores are turning away customers because... Sep 9, 2013

  “Party supply stores are turning away customers because they don’t have enough helium in their tanks. ” http://motherboard.

• This supermegahuge RIPTIDE thing about how the Internet ate... Sep 9, 2013

  This supermegahuge RIPTIDE thing about how the Internet ate the media is great: http://www. niemanlab.

• I'm officially out of ideas. I need to find a job as a... Sep 9, 2013

  I'm officially out of ideas. I need to find a job as a columnist.

• she sees right through your browser window Sep 9, 2013
• To me, that picture says: “I wrote Bad Behavior and... Sep 9, 2013

  To me, that picture says: “I wrote Bad Behavior and Veronica. Tell me again what you're doing that's so difficult?

• You want to meet all your deadlines? Make this picture of... Sep 9, 2013

  You want to meet all your deadlines? Make this picture of Mary Gaitskill your desktop background.

• goddmmmgeijjafggorw; Sep 9, 2013
• http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif Sep 9, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://static. quickmeme.

• I didn't read it that way. I read it as a continuation of... Sep 9, 2013

  @rustyk5 I didn't read it that way. I read it as a continuation of her decades examining the liminalities of desire.

• Mary Gaitskill writing things is more important than... Sep 9, 2013

  @rustyk5 Mary Gaitskill writing things is more important than opinions, Rusty.

• Yeah but Mary Gaitskill. Sep 9, 2013

  @rustyk5 Yeah but Mary Gaitskill.

• “It’s not exactly a new idea: Women are filthy, vicious... Sep 9, 2013

  “It’s not exactly a new idea: Women are filthy, vicious idiots who must compensate with extreme self-control—” http://bookforum.

• “Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table...” is my... Sep 9, 2013

  “Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table... ” is my favorite Onion article since “Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper”: http://www.

• “Joan Didion replies: Oh, wow.” ... Sep 9, 2013

  “Joan Didion replies: Oh, wow. ” http://www.

• How come no one in the liberal media is willing to call out... Sep 9, 2013

  How come no one in the liberal media is willing to call out the threat we face from Radical Manhattanism?

• This piece by Theodore Ross is a first-class piece of media... Sep 9, 2013

  This piece by Theodore Ross is a first-class piece of media reporting. http://www.

• “ The _Good Men Project_ began its life in 2009 as a failed... Sep 9, 2013

  “ The _Good Men Project_ began its life in 2009 as a failed book. ” http://www.

• “But if New York City is better than ever—and we think it... Sep 9, 2013

  “But if New York City is better than ever—and we think it is—then why does it suck so bad? ” http://nymag.

• The Catsimatidis holiday card is the greatest thing ever... Sep 8, 2013

  The Catsimatidis holiday card is the greatest thing ever created http://www. capitalnewyork.

• “One attorney billed for preparing the bill itself — $25.”... Sep 8, 2013

  “One attorney billed for preparing the bill itself — $25. ” http://www.

• Oh wow it turns out the hackathon talk entitled “3===D”... Sep 8, 2013

  Oh wow it turns out the hackathon talk entitled “3===D” wasn't about virtual reality after all.

• The most photographed cat in America. Sep 8, 2013

  The most photographed cat in America.

• Check out this guy at Con-con dressed as a convention... Sep 8, 2013

  Check out this guy at Con-con dressed as a convention center.

• Foster Organization owns the towers, no doubt. Sep 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mathowie Foster Organization owns the towers, no doubt.

• Hell, that's great. Sep 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mathowie Hell, that's great.

• speaking of kids, how did they do with pirate corn? Sep 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mathowie speaking of kids, how did they do with pirate corn?

• Unless you're one of the millions of people in jail, I... Sep 7, 2013

  Unless you're one of the millions of people in jail, I guess.

• People trapped in cages is one of those things that is... Sep 7, 2013

  People trapped in cages is one of those things that is always happening on TV and is really pretty unusual day-to-day.

• I would agree that is a complex question. Sep 7, 2013

  I would agree that is a complex question.

• “To be sure, the question of whether to include the cost of... Sep 7, 2013

  “To be sure, the question of whether to include the cost of egg freezing as part of a divorce settlement is complex. ” http://www.

• I read the article and it doesn't say anything about... Sep 7, 2013

  I read the article and it doesn't say anything about whether she made a mean beef stroganoff.

• 1911 NYTimes headline: “Woman in trousers daring aviator”... Sep 7, 2013

  1911 NYTimes headline: “Woman in trousers daring aviator” http://query. nytimes.

• Photographs of Revolutionary War veterans:... Sep 7, 2013

  Photographs of Revolutionary War veterans: http://www. americanrevolution.

• “‘I don’t care if you’re bored,’ said Patricia... Sep 7, 2013

  “‘I don’t care if you’re bored,’ said Patricia Napier-Fitzpatrick, the founder of the Etiquette School of New York. ” http://www.

• “In 2009 a net full of gigantic jellyfish, the largest of... Sep 7, 2013

  “In 2009 a net full of gigantic jellyfish, the largest of which weighed over 450 lbs, capsized a Japanese trawler. ” http://www.

• “Arguably the most distortive thing we do with the fame of... Sep 7, 2013

  “Arguably the most distortive thing we do with the fame of celebrities is to feel diminished by them. ” http://nautil.

• “Gossip is the weapon of norm enforcement.”... Sep 7, 2013

  “Gossip is the weapon of norm enforcement. ” http://nautil.

• “Evolution hasn’t had time to tell us the high-status... Sep 7, 2013

  “Evolution hasn’t had time to tell us the high-status individuals who stir our emotions are make-believe. ” http://nautil.

• Society's Kiddies in the summer, 1917... Sep 7, 2013

  Society's Kiddies in the summer, 1917 http://frontiers. loc.

• In his airship, Santos-Dumont would float along Paris... Sep 7, 2013

  In his airship, Santos-Dumont would float along Paris boulevards, landing at an outdoor cafe for lunch. http://en.

• The Aida de Acosta story makes me wonder why there aren't... Sep 7, 2013

  The Aida de Acosta story makes me wonder why there aren't more women in dirigibles. http://en.

• “She was the first woman to pilot any kind of motorized... Sep 7, 2013

  “She was the first woman to pilot any kind of motorized aircraft, nearly six months before the Wright brothers. ” http://en.

• “They were certain that no man would marry a woman who had... Sep 7, 2013

  “They were certain that no man would marry a woman who had done such a thing. ” http://en.

• “We reject the notion, as all should, that all startups are... Sep 6, 2013

  “We reject the notion, as all should, that all startups are mismanaged by hustling liars. ” http://www.

• I'm sitting here going, I would like to make a thing that... Sep 6, 2013

  I'm sitting here going, I would like to make a thing that has a university attached to it, looks fun, and then remembered I teach at SVA.

• *FUTURE*: UN PERSON: You're our virology expert, help us... Sep 6, 2013

  *FUTURE*: UN PERSON: You're our virology expert, help us fight this killer plague. GUY: Nono, I have a Ph.

• “In the coming years we will expand BuzzFeed University to... Sep 6, 2013

  “In the coming years we will expand BuzzFeed University to train brands and agencies in the ‘BuzzFeed way’. ” http://www.

• “I think it’s too easy to read about ourselves, and... Sep 6, 2013

  “I think it’s too easy to read about ourselves, and journalists can make it even easier. ” http://www.

• “‘How do you think I ended up working at Google? I met... Sep 6, 2013

  “‘How do you think I ended up working at Google? I met Larry and Sergey on the playa.

• “Elane: ‘Ya but what about Buzzfeed Books. Whose going to... Sep 6, 2013

  “Elane: ‘Ya but what about Buzzfeed Books. Whose going to run Buzz Feed Books.

• “It's also fun to observe that after many years, the... Sep 6, 2013

  “It's also fun to observe that after many years, the unified front-end convergence really has arrived. ” http://acko.

• you'll enjoy the bit on the ribbon topology... Sep 6, 2013

  @jackrusher you'll enjoy the bit on the ribbon topology http://acko.

• “It ultimately proved impractical: the DOM is not a good... Sep 6, 2013

  “It ultimately proved impractical: the DOM is not a good place to store complicated geometry. ” http://acko.

• Good link that selects random Wikisource objects... Sep 6, 2013

  Good link that selects random Wikisource objects http://en. wikisource.

• I forgot about Urizen. This poem is insane. Blake was... Sep 6, 2013

  I forgot about Urizen. This poem is insane.

• A sales meeting. The boss: “Listen, guys. This poem helped... Sep 6, 2013

  A sales meeting. The boss: “Listen, guys.

• Brand tip: Go easy on the poetry on corporate websites. Sep 6, 2013

  Brand tip: Go easy on the poetry on corporate websites.

• One of the self-promoted CEO dudes had a website with a GIF... Sep 6, 2013

  One of the self-promoted CEO dudes had a website with a GIF of “My candle burns at both ends” by Edna St. Vincent Millay.

• I wonder if "enables low-budget narcissism" is enough of a... Sep 6, 2013

  I wonder if "enables low-budget narcissism" is enough of a business model for Twitter post-IPO.

• I enjoy the big-jawed hard-charging white CEO dudes who pay... Sep 6, 2013

  I enjoy the big-jawed hard-charging white CEO dudes who pay for Twitter promotion. I INVEST IN STEWARDING LEADERSHIP.

• Great question. Sep 6, 2013

  Great question.

• “What roles do the McDonald’s corporate functions play in... Sep 6, 2013

  “What roles do the McDonald’s corporate functions play in developing and approving your blog? ” http://www.

• Hold on I actually have a picture. Sep 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ohheygreat @finn Hold on I actually have a picture.

• One more from http://www.w3.org/Talks/General/TransparencyLi... Sep 5, 2013

  One more from http://www. w3.

• Nailed it. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/375823071275270... Sep 5, 2013

  Nailed it. https://twitter.

• just slow it down new yorkers talk too fast anyway Sep 5, 2013
• my therapist says i can never work with joel again Sep 5, 2013
• I am very, very happy with the podcast where you discuss... Sep 5, 2013

  @Choire I am very, very happy with the podcast where you discuss websites. Can you and Brendan discuss Elite Daily sometime?

• If there is one word that defines the modern Internet it's... Sep 5, 2013

  If there is one word that defines the modern Internet it's “actually.

• Unfun fact! The atomic weight of tin is 118.710. Sep 5, 2013

  Unfun fact! The atomic weight of tin is 118.

• I just started watching Luther season 1 and I really hope... Sep 5, 2013

  I just started watching Luther season 1 and I really hope Luther and Zoe can work out their differences, maybe get counseling, and move on.

• they are fun out of context. Why did Rusty tell Sarah to... Sep 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 @dannosowitz they are fun out of context. Why did Rusty tell Sarah to eat a bag of dicks?

• I mean I still come in and read all your tweets every day. Sep 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 @dannosowitz I mean I still come in and read all your tweets every day.

• Let's just erase that one I actually have work to do... Sep 5, 2013

  Let's just erase that one I actually have work to do tonight.

• It changes everything. It's really good. I have to actually... Sep 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 @dannosowitz It changes everything. It's really good.

• “Another program, codenamed Cheesy Name, was aimed at... Sep 5, 2013

  “Another program, codenamed Cheesy Name, was aimed at singling out encryption keys. ” http://www.

• I can't wait to read the leaked PowerPoint that describes... Sep 5, 2013

  I can't wait to read the leaked PowerPoint that describes how the NSA plans to merge Wintermute and Neuromancer.

• get out of my Chinese room Sep 5, 2013
• The tragedy of it is that some kid's tweets are being faved... Sep 4, 2013

  The tragedy of it is that some kid's tweets are being faved by his long-gone dad right now and the kid doesn't even know who oilman67 is.

• Twitter is good training for dads. You repeat everything a... Sep 4, 2013

  Twitter is good training for dads. You repeat everything a zillion times, hand out gold stars, then after a few years you give up and leave.

• “This ‘face-off chart’ in particular has all the charm of... Sep 4, 2013

  “This ‘face-off chart’ in particular has all the charm of pulling out a spreadsheet on a date. ” http://www.

• “The result was a ban on sausage-making in Germany and... Sep 4, 2013

  “The result was a ban on sausage-making in Germany and German-occupied territories. ” http://www.

• rusty you may have gone beyond dad and I don't know if it... Sep 4, 2013
• rusty do you even dad Sep 4, 2013
• dads misapplying puns is actually a metadad move, respect Sep 4, 2013
• Ten seconds of whining means a time out. Good life advice... Sep 4, 2013

  Ten seconds of whining means a time out. Good life advice from our pediatricians.

• Per its terms of use I grant Spotify the use of my... Sep 4, 2013

  Per its terms of use I grant Spotify the use of my playlists, but it's non-exclusive, so I could publish (and copyright) them, too.

• International copyright law is not a customer service... Sep 4, 2013

  International copyright law is not a customer service medium.

• Here's some Sweat of the Brow Doctrine to help you decide... Sep 4, 2013

  Here's some Sweat of the Brow Doctrine to help you decide if playlists are protected http://en. wikipedia.

• “‘We’re redefining ourselves as a publication and not just... Sep 4, 2013

  “‘We’re redefining ourselves as a publication and not just a newspaper. ’” Said the editor of U.

• That is an amazing thing to say about philosophy. Doubtless... Sep 4, 2013

  That is an amazing thing to say about philosophy. Doubtless true, but nonetheless amazing.

• “Philosophy lacks the infrastructure that other disciplines... Sep 4, 2013

  “Philosophy lacks the infrastructure that other disciplines have to bring about systematic change. ” http://opinionator.

• “The Times is certainly not the only publishing company... Sep 4, 2013

  “The Times is certainly not the only publishing company exploring new product options. ” http://www.

• “‘The only way to cope with them is to liquidate them,’... Sep 4, 2013

  “‘The only way to cope with them is to liquidate them,’ [Assad] said. ” http://www.

• When I glue together three or four libraries to make a... Sep 4, 2013

  When I glue together three or four libraries to make a website and brag about how little code I wrote, is that copyrightable?

• Right? And that's where it becomes ABSOLUTELY BANANAS. Sep 4, 2013

  @saetre_hanssen Right? And that's where it becomes ABSOLUTELY BANANAS.

• Remember that the Dewey Decimal System is ©, &amp; that a... Sep 4, 2013

  Remember that the Dewey Decimal System is ©, &amp;amp; that a hotel was sued in 2003 for naming rooms after numbers. http://www.

• Should playlists be copyrightable? Is actually an amazing... Sep 4, 2013

  Should playlists be copyrightable? Is actually an amazing question.

• “‘Everyone is talking about curation, but curation has been... Sep 4, 2013

  “‘Everyone is talking about curation, but curation has been the cornerstone of our business for the last 20 years. ’” http://www.

• “‘Where you go to have lunch has to be on brand with your... Sep 3, 2013

  “‘Where you go to have lunch has to be on brand with your brand,’ said Carrie Rosten, a consultant. ” http://www.

• My new social network for Onanists is trying to raise a... Sep 3, 2013

  My new social network for Onanists is trying to raise a seed round.

• apparently you have to "build" something which is lame imo Sep 3, 2013
• I want Matt Haughey to invest in me. Sep 3, 2013

  I want Matt Haughey to invest in me.

• “What would I say to Scarlett Johannsen if I saw her at... Sep 3, 2013

  “What would I say to Scarlett Johannsen if I saw her at Chili’s? ” http://www.

• “These items...could be used in the future as a means to... Sep 3, 2013

  “These items... could be used in the future as a means to upload and restore the consciousness of this individual.

• Someone writing about Bitcoin on the Listserve is like... Sep 3, 2013

  Someone writing about Bitcoin on the Listserve is like Soviet and American forces meeting up at the Elbe.

• Sci-fi story about competitors in a city building giant... Sep 3, 2013

  Sci-fi story about competitors in a city building giant weaponized sun channeling buildings that blow each other up.

• “London Skyscraper Accused of Melting Car”... Sep 3, 2013

  “London Skyscraper Accused of Melting Car” http://www. nytimes.

• “Any journalist could tell you there has never been a hot... Sep 3, 2013

  “Any journalist could tell you there has never been a hot city editor, male or female, in newspaper history. ” http://opinionator.

• “On Monday, he meowed at parade-goers in Broad Channel,... Sep 3, 2013

  “On Monday, he meowed at parade-goers in Broad Channel, Queens. ” http://www.

• “What has my interest in power outages caused by squirrels... Sep 3, 2013

  “What has my interest in power outages caused by squirrels taught me, ultimately? ” http://www.

• John Sununu mentions Lisztomania.... Sep 3, 2013

  John Sununu mentions Lisztomania. http://www.

• “Nokia, our platform is burning.”... Sep 3, 2013

  “Nokia, our platform is burning. ” http://blogs.

• Tonight we learned that Nokia is worth approximately seven... Sep 2, 2013

  Tonight we learned that Nokia is worth approximately seven Instagrams.

• “‘I still think of freedom as roasted chicken,’ he says.”... Sep 2, 2013

  “‘I still think of freedom as roasted chicken,’ he says. ” http://www.

• “A pelican flies by the gallery room of a 15,000... Sep 2, 2013

  “A pelican flies by the gallery room of a 15,000 square-foot custom built home in Marin County, California. ” http://www.

• Envy is also the most common emotion aroused by being... Sep 2, 2013

  Envy is also the most common emotion aroused by being younger than 30.

• “They found that the most common emotion aroused by using... Sep 2, 2013

  “They found that the most common emotion aroused by using Facebook is envy. ” http://www.

• Then, right as you think no group of human beings could be... Sep 2, 2013

  Then, right as you think no group of human beings could be more disgusting and self-interested than the U. S.

• I hope everyone likes hearing the words “Mr. Speaker”... Sep 2, 2013

  I hope everyone likes hearing the words “Mr. Speaker” screeched out through spittle by people who make Duck Dynasty look like Top Model.

• Congress is going to fuck up so good. It's like Obama... Sep 2, 2013

  Congress is going to fuck up so good. It's like Obama released a greased pig in a busy beer garden and said whoever catches it gets $500.

• http://freewrl.sourceforge.net/images/iPhone-running2.png Sep 2, 2013

  http://freewrl. sourceforge.

• “We do not support HTML &amp; CSS in favor of new things... Sep 2, 2013

  “We do not support HTML &amp;amp; CSS in favor of new things (NML and NSS, we will communicate on this later)” http://www. nidium.

• “Syrian people deserve to be free of a psychotic,... Sep 2, 2013

  “Syrian people deserve to be free of a psychotic, oppressive dictator for a few weeks” http://www. theonion.

• “If a rich person has something you need, you should take... Sep 2, 2013

  “If a rich person has something you need, you should take it. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• A bare midriff at the tot lot is essentially a declaration... Sep 2, 2013

  A bare midriff at the tot lot is essentially a declaration of war.

• That's Matthew 7:26 if you are keeping score... Sep 2, 2013

  That's Matthew 7:26 if you are keeping score http://www. biblegateway.

• Parsing dates in Javascript is one of the things that makes... Sep 2, 2013

  Parsing dates in Javascript is one of the things that makes me think that we are collectively the foolish man who built his house on sand.

• Given the current rate of technological adoption, everyone... Sep 1, 2013

  Given the current rate of technological adoption, everyone preaching disruption will have their ass handed to them by a 23-year-old in 2019.

• (_/¯ ͡°ठ̯ ͡°)_/¯ ━━► Angry Shrug • http://newmoticons.com Sep 1, 2013

  (_/¯ ͡°ठ̯ ͡°)_/¯ ━━► Angry Shrug • http://newmoticons.

• I found myself trying to walk some JavaScript back to,... Sep 1, 2013

  @jackrusher I found myself trying to walk some JavaScript back to, like, NAND gates and hit the wall. MAGIC BOX.

• is there something I can read to learns how functions are... Sep 1, 2013

  @jackrusher is there something I can read to learns how functions are stored in memory and executed? (Is that the second half of SICP?

• If you give people clear glass windows they will never... Sep 1, 2013

  If you give people clear glass windows they will never leave the house.

• I hate the way technology gives me the illusion of... Sep 1, 2013

  I hate the way technology gives me the illusion of connection while enabling dozens of wonderful real-life friendships.

• for reference: http://mlkshk.com/r/TWG0 Sep 1, 2013

  for reference: http://mlkshk.

• I counted 19 SFPD in that video. I guess the 20th was... Sep 1, 2013

  I counted 19 SFPD in that video. I guess the 20th was off-camera, parked in a bike lane.

• Just getting caught up, topnotch avatar work. Sep 1, 2013

  @mulegirl Just getting caught up, topnotch avatar work.

• This video of a guy hitting a Google shuttle bus pinata... Sep 1, 2013

  This video of a guy hitting a Google shuttle bus pinata while being watched by a dozen+ cops in SF is very cyberpunk http://www. youtube.

• “In May, protesters in San Francisco beat a piñata shaped... Sep 1, 2013

  “In May, protesters in San Francisco beat a piñata shaped like one of the Google shuttle buses. ” http://www.

• “‘You know what? I'm looking for albino musicians,’ he... Sep 1, 2013

  “‘You know what? I'm looking for albino musicians,’ he says.

• “‘Eating this, I don’t realize I’m overweight, until I look... Sep 1, 2013

  “‘Eating this, I don’t realize I’m overweight, until I look at myself,’ he said. ” http://www.

• “He had been on the job since 1930, when he began working... Sep 1, 2013

  “He had been on the job since 1930, when he began working at his father’s bookstore. ” http://www.

• I was seriously into cupcakes waaaaaaay before they were a... Sep 1, 2013

  I was seriously into cupcakes waaaaaaay before they were a thing. Also my blood pressure is 180/130.

• “Cupcake sprinkles &amp; hipster scarves serve the same... Sep 1, 2013

  “Cupcake sprinkles &amp;amp; hipster scarves serve the same purpose, turning the plainly ordinary into the veiled ordinary. ” http://www.

• “What the fuck is up with all the cupcakes?”... Sep 1, 2013

  “What the fuck is up with all the cupcakes? ” http://www.

• “Currently, the future of Slayer is uncertain.”... Sep 1, 2013

  “Currently, the future of Slayer is uncertain. ” http://www.

• “Previous technologies have expanded communication.”... Sep 1, 2013

  “Previous technologies have expanded communication. ” http://www.

• “I decided that I would rather be a happy barista than a... Sep 1, 2013

  “I decided that I would rather be a happy barista than a sad designer. ” http://thegreatdiscontent.

• “Until a decade ago, Unit 8200 was a secret.”... Sep 1, 2013

  “Until a decade ago, Unit 8200 was a secret. ” http://www.

• wow. NYC is bad, but that whole thing--the cop at the... Aug 31, 2013

  @shabbychef wow. NYC is bad, but that whole thing--the cop at the memorial, not looking for video--is insanely corrupt and biased.

• will plan. Aug 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 will plan.

• yes Aug 30, 2013
• rusty you knew what i am Aug 30, 2013
• “Based on this rate of return, a child would net an... Aug 30, 2013

  “Based on this rate of return, a child would net an impressive $74 for a full set of 20 baby teeth. ” http://www.

• “This cycle of lexicographical announcement and peever... Aug 30, 2013

  “This cycle of lexicographical announcement and peever outrage... ” http://qz.

• “I guess the fear of living too much in the fact-bound... Aug 30, 2013

  “I guess the fear of living too much in the fact-bound world. ” http://www.

• Popular Internet side dishes include candied yammers (or if... Aug 30, 2013

  Popular Internet side dishes include candied yammers (or if you are watching sugar just tweet potatoes). For dessert, dots or flickrice.

• “Manuela earns $9.05 per hour and has worked at Taco Bell... Aug 30, 2013

  “Manuela earns $9. 05 per hour and has worked at Taco Bell for over 20 years.

• How can they say she's an Internet side dish if they didn't... Aug 30, 2013

  How can they say she's an Internet side dish if they didn't verify that she's paleo?

• “Internet side dish” is something the NYPost just wrote to... Aug 30, 2013

  “Internet side dish” is something the NYPost just wrote to describe Sergey Brin's girlfriend.

• “We hadn't bothered to look up Smegma, we just liked the... Aug 30, 2013

  “We hadn't bothered to look up Smegma, we just liked the sound of it. ” http://www.

• “I’m going to give your letter maybe 30 seconds of my... Aug 30, 2013

  “I’m going to give your letter maybe 30 seconds of my time. ” http://www.

• “Below are nineteen photos of images that were censored in... Aug 30, 2013

  “Below are nineteen photos of images that were censored in different publications. ” http://harpers.

• “Predatory patent litigation creates a market for otherwise... Aug 30, 2013

  “Predatory patent litigation creates a market for otherwise valueless patents. ” http://www.

• “It’s not as though there’s any _truly_ immediate danger to... Aug 30, 2013

  “It’s not as though there’s any _truly_ immediate danger to Dropbox users. ” http://www.

• “We ‘do something,’ w/bombs and drones, and then deal with... Aug 30, 2013

  “We ‘do something,’ w/bombs and drones, and then deal with blowback and consequences ‘no one could have foreseen. ’” http://www.

• “People love pencils.” http://kottke.org/13/08/loving-pencil... Aug 30, 2013

  “People love pencils. ” http://kottke.

• “In 2013, The NSA was set to make at least 4,000... Aug 30, 2013

  “In 2013, The NSA was set to make at least 4,000 investigations of potential compromises. ” http://www.

• “The talkativeness of women has been gauged in... Aug 30, 2013

  “The talkativeness of women has been gauged in comparison not with men but with silence. ” http://www.

• Having had my share of all-nighters, and years where I... Aug 30, 2013

  Having had my share of all-nighters, and years where I lived on $12K in Brooklyn, that's kind of true.

• “‘Picture yourself after an all-nighter. Being poor is like... Aug 30, 2013

  “‘Picture yourself after an all-nighter. Being poor is like that every day.

• “Currently, there are 35 email notifications.”... Aug 30, 2013

  “Currently, there are 35 email notifications. ” http://www.

• This is turning into Requiem for a Crème. Aug 29, 2013

  This is turning into Requiem for a Crème.

• “Oh you get little Swedish fishes.” Aug 29, 2013

  “Oh you get little Swedish fishes.

• My wife is sitting here telling me that she wants to play... Aug 29, 2013

  My wife is sitting here telling me that she wants to play Candy Crush “just to see if its addictive or not.

• how could the nsa have account creation without like 9... Aug 29, 2013

  how could the nsa have account creation without like 9 levels of palmprint? did snowden actually have keith alexander's eyeball on a stick?

• who faved that you or the old nitasha? Aug 29, 2013

  @nitashatiku who faved that you or the old nitasha?

• apt-get --purge remove us-privacy Aug 29, 2013
• This is amazing, this all happened because Snowden had... Aug 29, 2013

  This is amazing, this all happened because Snowden had root: http://investigations. nbcnews.

• When a writer submits an idea for landmark status, that's... Aug 29, 2013

  When a writer submits an idea for landmark status, that's when an editor shows up with a bulldozer.

• Writing code means always having to say you're sorry. Aug 29, 2013

  Writing code means always having to say you're sorry.

• Oh wait it *doesn't* work on Medium because of how it deals... Aug 29, 2013

  Oh wait it *doesn't* work on Medium because of how it deals with the location updates, gonna fly nowwwwwwwwww.

• Endgame is in sight folks, the Internet is nearly finished. Aug 29, 2013

  Endgame is in sight folks, the Internet is nearly finished.

• Whoa it also works on Twitter web client, meaning that you... Aug 29, 2013

  Whoa it also works on Twitter web client, meaning that you can find the tweetable statements inside tweets to tweet them, burn the world.

• Savepub WON'T work on @twitter blog posts that recommend... Aug 29, 2013

  Savepub WON'T work on @twitter blog posts that recommend SavePub, because they block ext js (hi @smfrogers ! ) https://blog.

• The http://Savepublishing.com bookmarklet or button will... Aug 29, 2013

  The http://Savepublishing. com bookmarklet or button will now work on HTTPS sites, like http://medium.

• “Admittedly, the _Giving Tree_ dance was pretty awful, and... Aug 29, 2013

  “Admittedly, the _Giving Tree_ dance was pretty awful, and the loan officer thing wasn’t exactly stirring. ” https://medium.

• Man that Wyatt Mason is going places.... Aug 29, 2013

  Man that Wyatt Mason is going places. http://www.

• “I am *so* sorry.” Rush sounded stricken, truly. “I know... Aug 29, 2013

  “I am *so* sorry. ” Rush sounded stricken, truly.

• “The MTA shut off power to the area so workers could go... Aug 29, 2013

  “The MTA shut off power to the area so workers could go down and try to coax the kittens into carrying cases. ” http://www.

• “The poor were promised plots of land if they agreed to... Aug 29, 2013

  “The poor were promised plots of land if they agreed to move out of the slum &amp;amp; submit to ‘voluntary’ sterilization. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• Internet makes étranges compagnons. Aug 29, 2013

  Internet makes étranges compagnons.

• I hadn't looked at my logs in forever and about 30% of the... Aug 29, 2013

  I hadn't looked at my logs in forever and about 30% of the articles running through Savepublishing are in French.

• “The very rare 4.5 got you a set of steak knives; a 2.5... Aug 29, 2013

  “The very rare 4. 5 got you a set of steak knives; a 2.

• “But, in one tweet on the subject, Cameron said he wanted... Aug 29, 2013

  “But, in one tweet on the subject, Cameron said he wanted the UN to ‘live up to its responsibilities on Syria’. ” http://www.

• “I hate everyone in this story.”... Aug 29, 2013

  “I hate everyone in this story. ” http://www.

• “Therefore it should be 100% in his interest to share... Aug 29, 2013

  “Therefore it should be 100% in his interest to share responsibility for the decision before it is solely his. ” http://www.

• that makes perfect sense Aug 29, 2013
• oh adam you are the best Aug 29, 2013
• We need to work much harder to protect privacy online.... Aug 29, 2013

  We need to work much harder to protect privacy online. [Tries to set up Apache with HTTPS and certs.

• “I disapprove of pre-selected in-text tweets, but I will... Aug 29, 2013

  “I disapprove of pre-selected in-text tweets, but I will fight to the death for your right to make text autotweetable.

• thanks, merging Aug 29, 2013
• It's fun when your ironic software projects find a niche in... Aug 29, 2013

  It's fun when your ironic software projects find a niche in the content marketplace.

• A friend said: For god's sake, make a SavePublishing button... Aug 29, 2013

  A friend said: For god's sake, make a SavePublishing button anyone can include, bookmarklets are the worst. So I did!

• NYC is a world capital, but it's true that it lacks a... Aug 29, 2013

  NYC is a world capital, but it's true that it lacks a monorail.

• If Catsimatidis becomes mayor of NYC he will build a... Aug 29, 2013

  If Catsimatidis becomes mayor of NYC he will build a monorail #catsimatidis -transportation-subway-service" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. nytimes.

• If you are a public figure in technology, then we are your... Aug 29, 2013

  If you are a public figure in technology, then we are your user.

• Don't think of it as criticism. Think of it as a 360°... Aug 29, 2013

  Don't think of it as criticism. Think of it as a 360° product review where you're the product.

• And $25 to http://Archive.org, and $35 to NARAL. Now I can... Aug 29, 2013

  And $25 to http://Archive. org, and $35 to NARAL.

• Just gave $50 to help some local second graders sit in... Aug 29, 2013

  Just gave $50 to help some local second graders sit in chairs, instead of on the rug: http://www. donorschoose.

• My wife already gave to @anildash's water thing, so it's... Aug 29, 2013

  My wife already gave to @anildash 's water thing, so it's either Internet Archive, NARAL, or Donors Choose for local schools.

• In fact since I am by any historical measure richish, which... Aug 29, 2013

  In fact since I am by any historical measure richish, which is weird, and annoyed, I am going to give $100 to something right now.

• One really good way to give to charity is to just give... Aug 29, 2013

  One really good way to give to charity is to just give money to existing charities.

• Why are rich people on Twitter telling everyone to stop... Aug 29, 2013

  Why are rich people on Twitter telling everyone to stop complaining about rich people?

• One of the great things about rebranding brand journalism... Aug 29, 2013

  One of the great things about rebranding brand journalism is that you can fire 4,000 people next year. http://finance.

• We all hate each other and disagree what this should be,... Aug 29, 2013

  @kiplet We all hate each other and disagree what this should be, but goddammit we're spending this ad budget.

• Dear Future: This screenshot shows the exact moment that... Aug 29, 2013

  Dear Future: This screenshot shows the exact moment that brand journalism was rebranded as a movement at the network. https://twitter.

• Rusty come back, come back. Read a little Whitman. Read a... Aug 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 Rusty come back, come back. Read a little Whitman.

• What is his name? My mouse is named Liberal Arts and he is... Aug 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 What is his name? My mouse is named Liberal Arts and he is very scared.

• Who are you talking to? Aug 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 Who are you talking to?

• This just showed up filled with baby clothes. I'll start... Aug 28, 2013

  This just showed up filled with baby clothes. I'll start the bidding once I build a hyperlocal auction platform.

• don't make this about epistemology Aug 28, 2013
• I won't write for HEEP because they don't acknowledge that... Aug 28, 2013
• If this is correct does Internet has an aggregate,... Aug 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ohheygreat @mslopatto If this is correct does Internet has an aggregate, statistically-provable tendency towards existentialism?

• "The best gifs capture something awful about being human,... Aug 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ohheygreat @mslopatto "The best gifs capture something awful about being human, so often emotionally align with FCs. " ?

• guys http://www.fuckedconcept.com/?g=g3EuVUZikFy24&w=5883756... Aug 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ohheygreat @mslopatto guys http://www. fuckedconcept.

• this is the best automated cultural criticism since... Aug 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ohheygreat @mslopatto this is the best automated cultural criticism since http://dev. null.

• oh god Aug 28, 2013
• “Police Smelled Marijuana on 2 Chainz Tour Bus”... Aug 28, 2013

  “Police Smelled Marijuana on 2 Chainz Tour Bus” http://www. nytimes.

• Free word for your next PowerPoint about marketing to young... Aug 28, 2013

  Free word for your next PowerPoint about marketing to young innovators: mentortainment.

• There goes the neighborhood. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Aug 28, 2013

  There goes the neighborhood. https://twitter.

• “Any news organization can, like the Times, embed inline... Aug 28, 2013

  “Any news organization can, like the Times, embed inline Tweets. ” https://blog.

• we're working on that Aug 27, 2013
• but rusty I TOLD you that you exist inside a simulation and... Aug 27, 2013
• robotic paperboy throws smart paper onto smart doormat with... Aug 27, 2013
• rusty seriously shut it down before a conference breaks out Aug 27, 2013
• Why isn't there a wireless e-paper coffee mug that displays... Aug 27, 2013

  Why isn't there a wireless e-paper coffee mug that displays NYT headlines? That seems like it must exist but I can't find it online.

• I could never go back to a feature mirror. Aug 27, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj I could never go back to a feature mirror.

• would make a great gift though Aug 27, 2013
• for the office yeah Aug 27, 2013
• I was just about to order a mirror custom-engraved with the... Aug 27, 2013

  I was just about to order a mirror custom-engraved with the words “HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER” but realized it would kind of bum me out.

• “‘“Look at that rich guy. Isn’t he rich? That rich guy is a... Aug 25, 2013

  “‘“Look at that rich guy. Isn’t he rich?

• It's time to make the products. Aug 24, 2013

  It's time to make the products.

• I've got the windows open so I can hear the cable cars. Aug 23, 2013

  I've got the windows open so I can hear the cable cars.

• Sorry just getting caught up, long day. Aug 23, 2013

  Sorry just getting caught up, long day.

• My favorite part of Harry Potter is where, in order to... Aug 23, 2013

  My favorite part of Harry Potter is where, in order to become wand-waving wizards, students had to make certain quotes tweetable.

• whoa Aug 22, 2013
• “And as we know from history’s darkest moments, even the... Aug 22, 2013

  “And as we know from history’s darkest moments, even the most enlightened traditions can be broken and lost. ” http://www.

• “So many Oregon parents have refused vaccination that the... Aug 22, 2013

  “So many Oregon parents have refused vaccination that the state is revising its school entry policies. ” http://www.

• guys we forgot virginity Aug 22, 2013
• Absolutely inevitable. Also let me give you a sense of... Aug 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 @fake_train Absolutely inevitable. Also let me give you a sense of drinks in SF tonight: "rusty rusty rusty rusty.

• Today I learned that @harrisj has not been sending me... Aug 22, 2013

  Today I learned that @harrisj has not been sending me dadsnaps.

• Darpa Wants to Save Us From Our Own Dangerous Data Aug 21, 2013
• If the Twitter IPO doesn't go well I wonder what shitty... Aug 21, 2013

  If the Twitter IPO doesn't go well I wonder what shitty riff on the failwhale people will use to illustrate the sorry.

• You know you're a loser if you stop in at the free yoga... Aug 21, 2013

  You know you're a loser if you stop in at the free yoga center when you're *leaving* SFO.

• Flying alone when you have two pieces in the inflight... Aug 21, 2013

  Flying alone when you have two pieces in the inflight magazine is excruciating. Pleaseaskmewhatidopleaseplease—no dice.

• I'm now a little worried that I have a Facebook friend who... Aug 21, 2013

  I'm now a little worried that I have a Facebook friend who framed a hobo and thinks I'm onto him.

• pretty much anyone who "like"s hobos, this is the reason Aug 21, 2013
• You ever find yourself wondering which of your Facebook... Aug 21, 2013

  You ever find yourself wondering which of your Facebook friends could frame a hobo for a murder they committed?

• I wrote about a DARPA proposal for Businessweek... Aug 21, 2013

  I wrote about a DARPA proposal for Businessweek http://www. businessweek.

• nice Aug 21, 2013
• We may not agree on everything but we can ALL agree that we... Aug 21, 2013

  We may not agree on everything but we can ALL agree that we need more brands to experience.

• Reading about the Twitter IPO I'm bummed that TCO is... Aug 21, 2013

  Reading about the Twitter IPO I'm bummed that TCO is already used on NASDAQ.

• Moist Social is the worst. Aug 21, 2013

  Moist Social is the worst.

• See, jokes can be about clean wholesome stuff like sex with... Aug 21, 2013

  See, jokes can be about clean wholesome stuff like sex with animals and not hurtful or mean.

• I am on a plane, anyone know any jokes? Sample joke: What's... Aug 21, 2013

  I am on a plane, anyone know any jokes? Sample joke: What's the difference between a homophobe and a homosexual?

• Did anyone else get invited to the beta for Google Naps? Aug 21, 2013

  Did anyone else get invited to the beta for Google Naps?

• all right this is okay. tumblr has an api but it's the... Aug 20, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mslopatto @ohheygreat all right this is okay. tumblr has an api but it's the worst api.

• “He called for the creation of a technology district in NY... Aug 20, 2013

  “He called for the creation of a technology district in NY called Silicon Alley, even though such a cluster existed. ” http://www.

• This is a good web service piece about the NY mayoral... Aug 20, 2013

  This is a good web service piece about the NY mayoral race—good writing, good scrolling, good photos, good browsing: http://www. nytimes.

• guys you are about to turn this into a project Aug 20, 2013
• I tried to use Yelp but San Francisco. Aug 20, 2013

  I tried to use Yelp but San Francisco.

• Is there a place to get an uncomplicated man's haircut near... Aug 20, 2013

  Is there a place to get an uncomplicated man's haircut near Powell St. station?

• New favorite site http://fuckedconcept.com/ Aug 20, 2013

  New favorite site http://fuckedconcept.

• what do you guys think about "god"? too soon? Aug 20, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mslopatto what do you guys think about "god"? too soon?

• rusty be cool Aug 20, 2013
• rusty it is beautiful what are you even Aug 20, 2013
• and very boribg Aug 20, 2013
• "Independent" Aug 20, 2013
• Wow. It can be that simple. Aug 20, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mslopatto Wow. It can be that simple.

• Wait but "fucked concept" is a great website idea Aug 19, 2013
• the hermeneutics of rusty Aug 19, 2013
• Ah, I see! Aug 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 @cncep @mslopatto Ah, I see!

• but the wildness devours and destroys the greater wildness... Aug 19, 2013
• They can't change their natures so a simulacrum is erected... Aug 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mslopatto They can't change their natures so a simulacrum is erected around them to provide reassurance.

• I just figured that since it destroys authenticity it's... Aug 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 I just figured that since it destroys authenticity it's symbolic of capitalism.

• I once asked an interview what Pantone's color of the year... Aug 19, 2013

  I once asked an interview what Pantone's color of the year would be and he said “I have an inkling,” and I wanted to high-five the sunshine.

• I imagine the journalist hearing the person say “The PATH... Aug 19, 2013

  I imagine the journalist hearing the person say “The PATH train is like the train to Hogwarts” and breathing this tremendous sigh of relief.

• “‘The PATH train is like the train to Hogwarts,’ said Kip... Aug 19, 2013

  “‘The PATH train is like the train to Hogwarts,’ said Kip Jacobson, 41, alluding to the “Harry Potter” series. ” http://www.

• It was a good story but I am trying to figure out the... Aug 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 It was a good story but I am trying to figure out the nature of the malevolent force and if it was secretly about the Internet.

• Now @rusktyk5 will need to update his robot butler story. Aug 19, 2013

  Now @rusktyk5 will need to update his robot butler story.

• Which would be better for ThoughtLeaderCatalog: “The... Aug 19, 2013

  Which would be better for ThoughtLeaderCatalog: “The World's First MOOC for Sluts” or “25 Reasons it's Hard to Date Inspiring Leaders”?

• I figured out how to combine the two most insufferable... Aug 19, 2013

  I figured out how to combine the two most insufferable parts of the Internet into one media property: ThoughtLeaderCatalog.

• As a writer you never get to stare at a blank screen and... Aug 19, 2013

  As a writer you never get to stare at a blank screen and say to yourself, “remember your training.

• “The truth is that wherever people speak a language, they... Aug 19, 2013

  “The truth is that wherever people speak a language, they find ways to modify it according to set rules. ” http://www.

• “The word jargon originally meant unintelligible noises... Aug 19, 2013

  “The word jargon originally meant unintelligible noises resembling speech, like the twittering of birds. ” http://www.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/369498648247144449/photo/1 Aug 19, 2013

  https://twitter.

• “‘When you run a picture of a clean-cut, all-American girl... Aug 19, 2013

  “‘When you run a picture of a clean-cut, all-American girl like this, get her tits above the fold. ’” http://www.

• are you okay where you are is that a safe place Aug 18, 2013
• this is madness http://blog.ninapaley.com/2013/08/18/embroid... Aug 18, 2013

  this is madness http://blog. ninapaley.

• Yeah, if I met these people I would be impressed by their... Aug 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 Yeah, if I met these people I would be impressed by their accomplishments and commitments and happy for their new chapter.

• “But, like a great bottle of wine,” and I'm out. Aug 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 “But, like a great bottle of wine,” and I'm out.

• “An undercurrent of trauma runs through ordinary life, shot... Aug 18, 2013

  “An undercurrent of trauma runs through ordinary life, shot through as it is with the poignancy of impermanence. ” http://www.

• Oh god, it's like looking into a mirror. I'm English,... Aug 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 Oh god, it's like looking into a mirror. I'm English, Irish, Swedish, French, German.

• What are the Fosters, gene-wise? Aug 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 What are the Fosters, gene-wise?

• “Might be better,” I hear my ancestors saying (between... Aug 18, 2013

  “Might be better,” I hear my ancestors saying (between bouts of pleurisy and eating small-yet-tasty apples), “never to tweet at all.

• Should you tweet every tweet as if it were your last tweet,... Aug 18, 2013

  Should you tweet every tweet as if it were your last tweet, or tweet like nobody's watching?

• “Here he lies where he long'd to be; Home is the sailor,... Aug 18, 2013

  “Here he lies where he long'd to be; Home is the sailor, home from the 🌊, And the hunter home from the 🌄.

• I always worry about my last tweet of the day being too... Aug 18, 2013

  I always worry about my last tweet of the day being too cynical and crabby, in case I die in the night and it becomes an accidental epitaph.

• A good column would be called Love Notes, and it would be... Aug 18, 2013

  A good column would be called Love Notes, and it would be annotated lists, spreadsheets, and calendars that couples use to keep stuff going.

• “One summer she e-mailed him a photo of the sponge in the... Aug 18, 2013

  “One summer she e-mailed him a photo of the sponge in the sink as a symbol of her rebellion. ” http://www.

• “Mr. Clark, an associate professor of French and... Aug 18, 2013

  “Mr. Clark, an associate professor of French and comparative literature at Fordham, added that the couple...

• I'm guessing my marriage would end up looking that way if... Aug 18, 2013

  I'm guessing my marriage would end up looking that way if someone wrote it up, though. I'd want to seem edgy instead of a corpulent wreck.

• “It's hard sometimes,” she said, upending a box of white... Aug 18, 2013

  “It's hard sometimes,” she said, upending a box of white wine as her shark-eyed husband stood on the balcony.

• In the Times there is some alchemical relationship between... Aug 18, 2013

  In the Times there is some alchemical relationship between marriage and wine. You can't discuss one without mentioning the other.

• Has the New York Times ever described an NYC marriage that... Aug 18, 2013

  Has the New York Times ever described an NYC marriage that didn't make you despise marriage?

• I use them for shopping lists. Aug 18, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jeb @Runchal @maureenflaherty I use them for shopping lists.

• “Unlike some of their male counterparts, the women are... Aug 18, 2013

  “Unlike some of their male counterparts, the women are hardly indulging in strip clubs—or strip steaks. ” Paintstrips?

• Fair but no sports metaphors on twitter, Rusty. Two minutes... Aug 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jeb @Runchal @maureenflaherty Fair but no sports metaphors on twitter, Rusty. Two minutes in the twenalty twox.

• I have full 100% faith in Stephen O'Grady when it comes to... Aug 17, 2013
• My guess is that we could be too busy actively ruining... Aug 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 My guess is that we could be too busy actively ruining twitter for everyone to worry about the surroundings.

• Remember this is my normal: https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... Aug 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 Remember this is my normal: https://twitter.

• These 7-second videos of a hellish nightscape sent via the... Aug 17, 2013

  These 7-second videos of a hellish nightscape sent via the screen names of departed loved ones that disappear off your phone forever.

• http://monktoberfest.com/ Aug 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Runchal @maureenflaherty http://monktoberfest.

• Imagine if ghosts could snap, that is basically the... Aug 17, 2013

  Imagine if ghosts could snap, that is basically the scariest movie possible. @kfan can direct.

• I kind of wanted to just wander around Peaks slowly... Aug 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 I kind of wanted to just wander around Peaks slowly snapping all night getting ever-closer to your home.

• Shhh still negotiating with wife, better if she doesn't... Aug 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Runchal Shhh still negotiating with wife, better if she doesn't think it's fun. Doesn't help that conference is code + beer.

• I may go to Portland, ME, for a conference in October—a... Aug 17, 2013

  I may go to Portland, ME, for a conference in October—a place I so far know only through hundreds of snaps.

• Todays incoming snaps: Some wall, a guy talking, a... Aug 17, 2013

  Todays incoming snaps: Some wall, a guy talking, a cat-on-leash, a dinner alone, and a poker game.

• Peter Shih wrote a good apology:... Aug 17, 2013

  Peter Shih wrote a good apology: https://medium. com/empire-state-of-mind/1e648785df94 (see also https://medium.

• “This cup was designed in 1988 by one of our graphic... Aug 17, 2013

  “This cup was designed in 1988 by one of our graphic designers whose name was Gina. ” http://tomhanlon.

• the idea of the Internet does things to people that's for... Aug 17, 2013
• The idea of the Internet made me steal that car, your honor. Aug 17, 2013

  The idea of the Internet made me steal that car, your honor.

• “‘The idea of the Internet allowed me to cut too many... Aug 17, 2013

  “‘The idea of the Internet allowed me to cut too many corners, intellectually. ’” http://www.

• For gods sake don't go in here https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Aug 17, 2013

  For gods sake don't go in here https://twitter.

• Helena Vondrackova—Ty jdeš a já se vznáším (You Make Me... Aug 17, 2013

  Helena Vondrackova—Ty jdeš a já se vznáším (You Make Me Feel Like Dancing) - remix http://open. spotify.

• Full inbox, full heart. Aug 17, 2013

  Full inbox, full heart.

• “How many hospitals closed under Bloomberg? Hospitals:... Aug 17, 2013

  “How many hospitals closed under Bloomberg? Hospitals: that’s public health.

• Sometimes for no reason I think of this album by Kansas... Aug 16, 2013

  Sometimes for no reason I think of this album by Kansas with post-apocalyptic Native Americans in space helmets https://lh6. googleusercontent.

• Here's the site that tried to get "Cut While Shaving" shut... Aug 16, 2013

  Here's the site that tried to get "Cut While Shaving" shut down http://web. archive.

• history will forget us kindly Aug 16, 2013
• Before weblogs there was Cut While Shaving... Aug 16, 2013

  Before weblogs there was Cut While Shaving http://web. archive.

• i mean me too, for 30 years, and right now, and forever Aug 16, 2013
• exactly who would just hand words away for free that's... Aug 16, 2013
• what is prose really Aug 16, 2013
• meh i didn't give birth Aug 16, 2013
• Friday Night Dadsnaps Aug 16, 2013
• serious friday night dadsnaps going @djacobs @rustyk5 Aug 16, 2013
• christians invente Aug 16, 2013
• i am cribbing snap subjects from youngs Aug 16, 2013
• omg not at all and the editor is out at a movie with my wife Aug 16, 2013
• No results https://twitter.com/search?q=%22I%20have%20measur... Aug 16, 2013

  No results https://twitter. com/search?

• snaps:ftrain2000 Aug 16, 2013
• I am ☐ half ☐ fully apologizing for ☐ forgetting women ☐... Aug 16, 2013
• why does this sound like a casting couch video Aug 16, 2013
• Everything needs to slow down right now. Aug 16, 2013

  @rustyk5 Everything needs to slow down right now.

• You disappointed me, Everything. Aug 16, 2013

  You disappointed me, Everything.

• Then again, http://Salon.com has a Scribol link to the "30+... Aug 16, 2013

  Then again, http://Salon. com has a Scribol link to the "30+ Ugliest Former Child Actors" in the right rail so fuck that noise too.

• “Bring them the fuck on, but against me, not PandoDaily.” ... Aug 16, 2013

  “Bring them the fuck on, but against me, not PandoDaily. ” http://www.

• “The message does not reliably indicate whether the printer... Aug 16, 2013

  “The message does not reliably indicate whether the printer in question is actually aflame. ” http://en.

• Oh man, “cholera and paper books” is just A+,... Aug 16, 2013

  Oh man, “cholera and paper books” is just A+, @alexismadrigal http://www. theatlantic.

• I read my own stuff and worry I'll end up with a drinking... Aug 16, 2013

  I read my own stuff and worry I'll end up with a drinking problem, saying things like, “No, let me tell YOU about Facebook Open Graph.

• It's weird that even a fairly-zoomed-out Google Map of SF... Aug 16, 2013

  It's weird that even a fairly-zoomed-out Google Map of SF has Zynga prominently labeled, like they're proud of it. https://www.

• Which, I mean, that would probably be a disaster too. Aug 16, 2013

  Which, I mean, that would probably be a disaster too.

• Humans have created an amazing, all-powerful technology but... Aug 16, 2013

  Humans have created an amazing, all-powerful technology but obviously lack the maturity to handle it. I'm talking about the alphabet.

• Do people ACTUALLY call the technology industry a... Aug 16, 2013

  Do people ACTUALLY call the technology industry a meritocracy? And mean it?

• Literally https://medium.com/i-m-h-o/1a82337f14a7 Aug 15, 2013

  Literally https://medium.

• I just bought a copy of The Aggregated Sherlock Holmes.... Aug 15, 2013

  I just bought a copy of The Aggregated Sherlock Holmes. It's just 32 pictures of pipes.

• You know who else made lists of people. Aug 15, 2013

  You know who else made lists of people.

• #liesdadstellthemselves Aug 15, 2013
• “See,” a very diplomatic editor just told me, “I don't know... Aug 15, 2013

  “See,” a very diplomatic editor just told me, “I don't know enough to know why/how that's funny.

• By whom? Aug 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mslopatto @silviakillings @OConnorB_ @KTHeaney @dannosowitz By whom?

• “The demand for elephants is skyrocketing just as the... Aug 15, 2013

  “The demand for elephants is skyrocketing just as the supply is plummeting. ” http://www.

• “He crept up on them as they slept on the roadside, picked... Aug 15, 2013

  “He crept up on them as they slept on the roadside, picked them up with his trunk and trampled them to death. ” http://www.

• “The way to get validation from women was to present an... Aug 15, 2013

  “The way to get validation from women was to present an idealized picture of what is possible for men. ” http://www.

• Good Listserve. Aug 15, 2013

  Good Listserve.

• “The big question: Sneakers at weddings?” #dadpsas Aug 15, 2013

  “The big question: Sneakers at weddings?

• “When the jokes aren't funny—where do you go? Welcome to a... Aug 14, 2013

  “When the jokes aren't funny—where do you go? Welcome to a special program for fathers, ‘When the laughter stops’.

• “The powerful combination of NyQuil and muscle relaxants... Aug 14, 2013

  “The powerful combination of NyQuil and muscle relaxants known on the street as ‘riding the sea turtle.

• “‘The slow loris video should have been taken down a long... Aug 14, 2013

  “‘The slow loris video should have been taken down a long time ago because it's illegal,’ Nekaris said. ” http://news.

• I am right back in college at the radio station man Aug 14, 2013
• gone savage for teenagers with automated testing an Aug 14, 2013
• I totally squandered this workday on beauty and friendship. Aug 14, 2013

  I totally squandered this workday on beauty and friendship.

• is that the one with moustaches I am so out of it Aug 14, 2013
• I was/am Aug 14, 2013
• yep, full agreement. It's an absolutely essential site and... Aug 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 yep, full agreement. It's an absolutely essential site and community.

• Still one of the great sites of all time, I check in daily.... Aug 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 Still one of the great sites of all time, I check in daily. But don't enjoy the crabapple vivisection and ingroup posturing.

• yeah the 90 comment thread on my essay about fertility... Aug 14, 2013
• MeFiage never ends the way you'd hoped. By post 20 its... Aug 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 MeFiage never ends the way you'd hoped. By post 20 its “Metafilter: I hope the author dies in a fire.

• Leah can you whistle? Aug 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ohheygreat @spavis @knguyen @cncep @igowen @fwarg Leah can you whistle?

• hey Aug 14, 2013
• Who knew it had an ad budget? https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Aug 14, 2013

  Who knew it had an ad budget? https://twitter.

• rusty i liked your story Aug 14, 2013
• Please find attached the first volume of "The Warlocks of... Aug 14, 2013

  Please find attached the first volume of "The Warlocks of Ambergris" handwritten in the original Ambergrisian.

• The Awl is publishing science fiction! If you have any... Aug 14, 2013

  The Awl is publishing science fiction! If you have any science fiction or fantasy fiction you want to publish you should send it to @Choire .

• “I cannot harm Jeff Bezos, or through inaction allow Jeff... Aug 14, 2013

  “I cannot harm Jeff Bezos, or through inaction allow Jeff Bezos to come to harm. ” http://www.

• “‘I'm Jeff Bezos's robot butler. Who the hell are _you_?’... Aug 14, 2013

  “‘I'm Jeff Bezos's robot butler. Who the hell are _you_?

• “I lay out Mr. Bezos's single-use titanium microfiber... Aug 14, 2013

  “I lay out Mr. Bezos's single-use titanium microfiber undergarment and jumpsuit for the day.

• This research paper on measuring thought leadership will be... Aug 13, 2013

  This research paper on measuring thought leadership will be good for your levels http://arxiv. org/abs/1308.

• “Why was I talking about where to school my nonexistent... Aug 13, 2013

  “Why was I talking about where to school my nonexistent children if I didn’t even have a boyfriend? ” http://parenting.

• Can Hyperloop help people curate the brands they love? Aug 13, 2013

  Can Hyperloop help people curate the brands they love?

• oh since lunch I've felt totally flegromby, everything is... Aug 12, 2013
• udusushsdsufjftcudtsdi Aug 12, 2013
• arrrrrrrrrrrrrs Aug 12, 2013
• First they disrupt you, then they ignore you, then they... Aug 12, 2013

  First they disrupt you, then they ignore you, then they offer to monetize you with their new platform.

• My wife just texted me to get off the Internet ttyl Aug 12, 2013
• One accidentally-drank-a-lot-of-NyQuil idea this morning... Aug 12, 2013

  One accidentally-drank-a-lot-of-NyQuil idea this morning was a pop up store that only sells pop-up books inside popovers.

• Honestly, it's incredibly stupid of a society to base its... Aug 12, 2013

  Honestly, it's incredibly stupid of a society to base its future on something like literacy. We need to build a new world based on dick pix.

• that's pretty much the switzerland of giving money away yep Aug 12, 2013
• Nothing is more neutral than throwing lots of money in a... Aug 12, 2013

  Nothing is more neutral than throwing lots of money in a pot in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, to support indie bookstores.

• “‘There’s something that feels really neutral about... Aug 12, 2013

  “‘There’s something that feels really neutral about throwing a hundred bucks in a pot,’ Mr. Zook said.

• I was going to make you a compliment sandwich but we ran... Aug 12, 2013

  I was going to make you a compliment sandwich but we ran out of bread.

• Twitter #pro #usertip: BILALOUP means “Because I live a... Aug 12, 2013

  Twitter #pro #usertip : BILALOUP means “Because I live a life of unbelievable privilege” and should be added to the front of every tweet.

• IDKIYKTIOUTAA stands for “I don't know if you know that I... Aug 12, 2013

  IDKIYKTIOUTAA stands for “I don't know if you know that I only use truly awesome acronyms.

• This morning I accidentally took a dose of NyQuil instead... Aug 12, 2013

  This morning I accidentally took a dose of NyQuil instead of DayQuil and today just became a very different Monday.

• nearly created an account today called @every1butrusty, to... Aug 11, 2013
• If you listen closely to the recording you can actually... Aug 11, 2013

  If you listen closely to the recording you can actually hear the crackle of moneyfires.

• We are way past the capabilities of available jargon.... Aug 11, 2013

  We are way past the capabilities of available jargon. Livefired for hyperlocal leaking?

• AOL is arguably now a great Internet company with a... Aug 11, 2013

  AOL is arguably now a great Internet company with a trillion hits a second but it never seems to escape its own shitshow.

• Another great moment for disruptive online local news... Aug 11, 2013

  Another great moment for disruptive online local news http://www. slate.

• nononoallyours Aug 11, 2013
• omfg suburban dictionary Aug 11, 2013
• omg Aug 11, 2013
• it was my webelos nickname and I wasn't even in webelos Aug 11, 2013
• My phone just corrected “god” to “gif,” which is telling. Aug 11, 2013

  My phone just corrected “god” to “gif,” which is telling.

• best to just give up and build on the Facebook platform Aug 11, 2013
• it's such a complete failure of this administration that it... Aug 11, 2013
• I know (from Django, but same principles), but I already... Aug 11, 2013

  @gravitronic I know (from Django, but same principles), but I already have a weird model and don't want an ORM. My fault—rolling up sleeves.

• “This sounds simple, but it will never happen.”... Aug 11, 2013

  “This sounds simple, but it will never happen. ” http://www.

• “The president has taken justified heat as his bold &amp;... Aug 11, 2013

  “The president has taken justified heat as his bold &amp;amp; eloquent campaign promises to close Gitmo have been forgotten. ” http://www.

• Man, building out user registration features on a website... Aug 11, 2013

  Man, building out user registration features on a website is possibly the worst chore of making an Internet.

• more sexual tension Aug 11, 2013
• One trend is that people seem to think that something... Aug 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 @yayitsrob @Runchal One trend is that people seem to think that something INCREDIBLY common is unique to them. I.

• the gmail auto-sorting thing has totally changed my... Aug 11, 2013
• yeah months ago you had some shit to talk about NYC tap if... Aug 10, 2013
• are we back to talking about Maine "water"? Aug 10, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mslopatto @btrott are we back to talking about Maine "water"?

• Seriously it's all I can do not to take people over to the... Aug 10, 2013

  Seriously it's all I can do not to take people over to the fridge and hit the lever and just point at myself and go can you believe it. Ice!

• I don't think most people want it all. For me when I owned... Aug 10, 2013

  I don't think most people want it all. For me when I owned a fridge that dispenses ice from the FRONT, well, success beyond imagining.

• I look at my life and I think, I worked hard and, as a... Aug 10, 2013

  I look at my life and I think, I worked hard and, as a result, I have some of it. And I want my kids to have some of it, too.

• It all is a weird thing to want to have and not attainable.... Aug 10, 2013

  It all is a weird thing to want to have and not attainable. I personally aim for some of it.

• You had something with the robot butler then let it drift... Aug 10, 2013
• Sheeeeeezus Aug 10, 2013
• Kindly allow me to ruin your morning: Losing My Religion -... Aug 10, 2013

  Kindly allow me to ruin your morning: Losing My Religion - Aiman Beretta Mixshow Edit by R. E.

• I'm not ready yet maybe come winter Aug 9, 2013
• On a different note, Kitty Genovese's murderer is up for... Aug 9, 2013

  On a different note, Kitty Genovese's murderer is up for parole in November #Perpetrator " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en. wikipedia.

• “Neighbors rushed to the crash site...and immediately... Aug 9, 2013

  “Neighbors rushed to the crash site... and immediately posted photos and video on social media Web sites.

• Guys it's really hard to follow this conversation without... Aug 9, 2013

  @rustyk5 @gabrielroth Guys it's really hard to follow this conversation without following you.

• boooooo Aug 9, 2013
• [Gnomish...Puckish] indicates a range between two specific... Aug 9, 2013

  @rustyk5 @gabrielroth [Gnomish... Puckish] indicates a range between two specific states.

• Contrast the discussions over buying big newspapers with... Aug 9, 2013

  Contrast the discussions over buying big newspapers with this Kickstarter project regarding Afghan photographers http://www. kickstarter.

• “...one of a dwindling number of Wall Street analysts still... Aug 9, 2013

  “... one of a dwindling number of Wall Street analysts still covering The New York Times Company...

• “In stark financial terms, The Times is now a minnow in a... Aug 9, 2013

  “In stark financial terms, The Times is now a minnow in a sea of sharks. ” http://www.

• “One of the rules of modern life is that you can’t choose... Aug 9, 2013

  “One of the rules of modern life is that you can’t choose your billionaires; they choose you. ” https://medium.

• “Hedgefox Buys Metayacht” https://medium.com/fords-sensoriu... Aug 9, 2013

  “Hedgefox Buys Metayacht” https://medium.

• nice styles http://leonarnott.neocities.org/ Aug 8, 2013

  nice styles http://leonarnott. neocities.

• Hedgefox Buys Metayacht Aug 8, 2013

  Admit it you want one Hedgefox Buys Metayacht Many people are trying to figure out why Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post, so in the same spirit—the spirit of trying to understand the intentions of powerful people willing to pay to maintain the sensory organs of our society—I too will speculate To a reasonable approximation, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos knows everything worth knowing. Bezos can be understood [1] as a 48-year-old human male who is somewhere between puckish and gnomish; and [2] as a massive set of personnel, mechanical, and financial systems connected to [1].

• writers Aug 8, 2013
• Could you all shut up I'm trying to hear what @anildash is... Aug 8, 2013

  Could you all shut up I'm trying to hear what @anildash is saying.

• I'm starting a band called System of a Down Comforter. It's... Aug 8, 2013

  I'm starting a band called System of a Down Comforter. It's a cover band.

• If people keep appropriating twerking, America could face a... Aug 8, 2013

  If people keep appropriating twerking, America could face a critical ass shortage.

• It's for you. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/365269188933... Aug 7, 2013

  It's for you. https://twitter.

• chipotle can be virtue or chipotle can be shame Aug 7, 2013
• Eventually Betaworks will reveal that every dot in Dots is... Aug 7, 2013

  Eventually Betaworks will reveal that every dot in Dots is a bookmark and we've all been secretly scrapbooking.

• I want to open every tab Aug 7, 2013
• Free idea: A book called “On Haters,” 120 pp, most pgs 2–3... Aug 4, 2013

  Free idea: A book called “On Haters,” 120 pp, most pgs 2–3 quotes about hating, intro essay by some NYC douche, +3 classic essays, $17. 95.

• “Friendship with oneself is all important because without... Aug 4, 2013

  “Friendship with oneself is all important because without it, one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. ” http://www.

• “I learned long ago that the world is not based on... Aug 4, 2013

  “I learned long ago that the world is not based on universal justice! ” —Eleanor Roosevelt on taking criticism http://www.

• “Destructive criticism is always valueless and anyone with... Aug 4, 2013

  “Destructive criticism is always valueless and anyone with common sense soon becomes completely indifferent to it. ” http://www.

• Sigh. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/364026155201880064/p... Aug 4, 2013

  Sigh. https://twitter.

• “If we cannot face...that we let people die because we did... Aug 3, 2013

  “If we cannot face... that we let people die because we did not like them AIDS will become a blip on our moral radar.

• I just flew on a plane and saw that I had an essay... Aug 2, 2013

  I just flew on a plane and saw that I had an essay published in the airline magazine [inception horn] http://www. youtube.

• Oh man https://medium.com/something-like-falling/2e7d13e5472... Aug 1, 2013

  Oh man https://medium.

• they're the worst Jul 31, 2013
• Exactly! people should know that I was a famous character... Jul 31, 2013

  @rustyk5 @EmilyGould @nzle Exactly! people should know that I was a famous character actor in the 60s.

• Twitter just sent an email to ftrain+monteiro@gmail.com... Jul 31, 2013

  Twitter just sent an email to ftrain+monteiro @gmail . com with the subject “Ftrain Ebooks, do you know Mike Montiero?

• I have sympathy for people who don't get many retweets. Too... Jul 31, 2013

  I have sympathy for people who don't get many retweets. Too bad I can't have empathy.

• panels i tell you Jul 31, 2013
• Does anyone know where I can get a wrestler mask in midtown? Jul 31, 2013

  Does anyone know where I can get a wrestler mask in midtown?

• I haven't even figured out what I'm throwing at @richziade... Jul 31, 2013

  I haven't even figured out what I'm throwing at @richziade yet.

• I'm going to throw stuff at @karenmcgrane until she stabs... Jul 31, 2013

  I'm going to throw stuff at @karenmcgrane until she stabs me in the eye with a pen and then I'll point out that pens suck.

• Book publishing? Kaizen? Kanban? GIFs? CMSes? Literature?... Jul 31, 2013

  Book publishing? Kaizen?

• Just so everyone knows, I'm annoyed with everything and am... Jul 31, 2013

  Just so everyone knows, I'm annoyed with everything and am going to profane the ENTIRELY of the publishing and dev industries tonight.

• I gotta say working this edit I totally landed that meh. Jul 30, 2013

  I gotta say working this edit I totally landed that meh.

• “Meh. Meh. That’s what you got for me. Meh.”—An editor Jul 30, 2013

  “Meh. Meh.

• All week, swear to God, I keep going “shouldn't I be angry... Jul 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 All week, swear to God, I keep going “shouldn't I be angry about something? ” then going “nah, it's cool.

• The Moon Manual of Style suggests that you refer to Earth... Jul 30, 2013

  The Moon Manual of Style suggests that you refer to Earth by era, as either “pre-fire-deluge Earth,” or “silent post-fire hell-Earth.

• Wait, should he have capped “Summer” like that? Actually,... Jul 30, 2013

  Wait, should he have capped “Summer” like that? Actually, according to the Detroit Manual of Style, shut up.

• Stacks are the ecosystems of Summer. Jul 30, 2013

  Stacks are the ecosystems of Summer.

• “The multisensory digital clutter bombarding him at all... Jul 30, 2013

  “The multisensory digital clutter bombarding him at all times seemed to be his natural working environment. ” http://www.

• “‘It’s in more museums than delivery rooms,’ he laments.”... Jul 30, 2013

  “‘It’s in more museums than delivery rooms,’ he laments. ” http://www.

• “Having more equitable distribution in money, of course,... Jul 30, 2013

  “Having more equitable distribution in money, of course, led to us having better quality service and food. ” http://jayporter.

• “The tension is going to be between technology and... Jul 30, 2013

  “The tension is going to be between technology and creativity and the ‘marketing stack. ’” http://www.

• “I think the term going forward is ‘marketing stack.’”... Jul 30, 2013

  “I think the term going forward is ‘marketing stack. ’” http://www.

• “A good story butchered by a mediocre writer is a tragedy... Jul 30, 2013

  “A good story butchered by a mediocre writer is a tragedy that I hope always to avoid. ” http://blog.

• “This is a rockstar dream come true, an enormous event for... Jul 30, 2013

  “This is a rockstar dream come true, an enormous event for our little band and my life-long lust to play music. ” http://matthewmcvickar.

• Just in case you are wondering what @matthewmcvickar is... Jul 30, 2013

  Just in case you are wondering what @matthewmcvickar is doing tonight his band is opening for The Cure in Honolulu http://clonesofthequeen.

• “We've reached out to Glass Lewis and Milk Truck (who... Jul 30, 2013

  “We've reached out to Glass Lewis and Milk Truck (who picked up and hung up the phone immediately when we called)... ” http://gothamist.

• first they gamified grilled cheese trucks and still i did... Jul 30, 2013
• “To be fair, maybe I'm not the best employee for a gamified... Jul 30, 2013

  “To be fair, maybe I'm not the best employee for a gamified grilled cheese truck. ” http://www.

• Not really a valley priority :/ Jul 30, 2013
• Like, into like a nice public repository with metadata and... Jul 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 Like, into like a nice public repository with metadata and goodness? Absolutely.

• I bet cancer researchers sit around going, “if only I had a... Jul 30, 2013

  I bet cancer researchers sit around going, “if only I had a beautiful Android app that would help me give away my research for free.

• It's true that Silicon Valley could, if it wanted, cure... Jul 30, 2013

  It's true that Silicon Valley could, if it wanted, cure cancer. But do you really want your cancer cures to be ad-supported?

• “‘We can't choose to ignore it. As soon as the words are... Jul 29, 2013

  “‘We can't choose to ignore it. As soon as the words are read, they have already hit emotionally.

• Artists are the antennae of the oh god hold my hair Jul 27, 2013
• You want people to care about global poverty? Wizards. Jul 27, 2013

  You want people to care about global poverty? Wizards.

• The secret is building a fandom and having cons. Imagine a... Jul 27, 2013

  The secret is building a fandom and having cons. Imagine a movie series where wizards fight corporate greed.

• Srsly no wizards? Fuck it, you're wasting your time. Jul 27, 2013

  Srsly no wizards? Fuck it, you're wasting your time.

• Sometimes you drink a bunch and its like why are we even... Jul 27, 2013

  Sometimes you drink a bunch and its like why are we even fighting all anyone cares about is sex movies and shit with wizards in it.

• An Italian bicyclist crashes his bike into that same SUV... Jul 27, 2013
• A little girl travels the world subtly insulting other... Jul 27, 2013
• In Ingmar Bergman's classic film The Seventh Sigma, Death... Jul 27, 2013

  In Ingmar Bergman's classic film The Seventh Sigma, Death skips the chess match and harvests Max von Sydow immediately.

• “At a soup kitchen in Harlem, Toyota’s engineers cut down... Jul 27, 2013

  “At a soup kitchen in Harlem, Toyota’s engineers cut down the wait time for dinner to 18 minutes from as long as 90. ” http://www.

• “Toyota’s emphasis on efficiency proved transformative for... Jul 27, 2013

  “Toyota’s emphasis on efficiency proved transformative for the Food Bank. ” http://www.

• “Foundation dollars should be the best ‘risk capital’ out... Jul 27, 2013

  “Foundation dollars should be the best ‘risk capital’ out there. ” http://www.

• “I’m really not calling for an end to capitalism; I’m... Jul 27, 2013

  “I’m really not calling for an end to capitalism; I’m calling for humanism. ” http://www.

• “All are searching for answers with their right hand to... Jul 27, 2013

  “All are searching for answers with their right hand to problems that others in the room created with their left. ” http://www.

• cats are deeply incompatible with magsafe Jul 27, 2013
• “In short, I was extremely happy with my newspaper... Jul 27, 2013

  “In short, I was extremely happy with my newspaper purchase, which delivered a lot more than $1. 50 of value to me.

• “I suggest keeping an eye on the work of Bret Victor and... Jul 26, 2013

  “I suggest keeping an eye on the work of Bret Victor and Mike Bostock. ” #axzz2aBj9w7FJ " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• Zeppelins had no flaws, Rusty. It was the future that... Jul 26, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @atotalmonet @silviakillings Zeppelins had no flaws, Rusty. It was the future that couldn't get its act together.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/360854445472485377/photo/1 Jul 26, 2013

  @rustyk5 @silviakillings https://twitter.

• if things go too far then something might happen, but this... Jul 26, 2013
• If you paste export PS1="👻 &gt;" into your terminal you... Jul 26, 2013
• Every now and then I use the icemaker in the fridge and... Jul 25, 2013

  Every now and then I use the icemaker in the fridge and think, Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

• Can you imagine the amount of money Real World Records... Jul 25, 2013

  Can you imagine the amount of money Real World Records spent on reverb in the 1990s?

• I like programming languages that make you feel like you're... Jul 25, 2013

  I like programming languages that make you feel like you're getting away with something.

• yearly reminder that coffeescript is the best and only... Jul 25, 2013
• “Wil Baden has noted that LISP is to Lambda Calculus as... Jul 25, 2013

  “Wil Baden has noted that LISP is to Lambda Calculus as Forth is to Lukasewcleicz Postfix. ” http://www.

• oh right i got the idea from snapchat Jul 25, 2013
• yeah i mean basically we start a coop, do a letterpress... Jul 25, 2013
• it all ends with everyone moving to vermont and building... Jul 25, 2013
• i mean, she IS the best Jul 25, 2013
• Weiner Slipped in the Poll all right, @wnyc... Jul 25, 2013

  Weiner Slipped in the Poll all right, @wnyc http://mlkshk.

• “But I picture Huma going down to the basement every night,... Jul 24, 2013

  “But I picture Huma going down to the basement every night, where there's a punching bag on a chain. ” http://prospect.

• Carlos Danger banner ad http://mlkshk.com/p/SUJE Jul 24, 2013

  Carlos Danger banner ad http://mlkshk.

• Does anyone have any opinions on whether Kate Middleton... Jul 23, 2013

  Does anyone have any opinions on whether Kate Middleton should breastfeed and if so should she use Android or iOS to track feeds?

• of course if you set up the capability the channel will... Jul 23, 2013
• let's not get all crazy and use the word “idea” here Jul 23, 2013
• don't dangle domains it's cruel Jul 23, 2013
• I think my point is that my “social” “network” has all this... Jul 23, 2013

  I think my point is that my “social” “network” has all this great data that's not public and has no API, and is nowhere on FB or Twitter.

• Ideas like this always get acquired before anything... Jul 23, 2013

  Ideas like this always get acquired before anything happens. “It's a federated dark social search—[RING]—incredibly excited to announce.

• Basically I want a streamlined opt-in federated social FOIA... Jul 23, 2013

  Basically I want a streamlined opt-in federated social FOIA system thanks.

• Like it would be valuable sometimes to search @anildash's... Jul 23, 2013

  Like it would be valuable sometimes to search @anildash 's email for various things related to the web. But I don't want all of it.

• I had this idea which is it would be cool if you could... Jul 23, 2013

  I had this idea which is it would be cool if you could search other people's email and then they could release the results or not to you.

• The NSA can't search its own emails... Jul 23, 2013

  The NSA can't search its own emails http://www. propublica.

• “‘There are lots of successful little Facebook apps,’ Dash... Jul 23, 2013

  “‘There are lots of successful little Facebook apps,’ Dash says, “but there isn’t a killer Facebook app. ”” http://pandodaily.

• “Delta put a plane mobile in his crib while Starbucks put... Jul 23, 2013

  “Delta put a plane mobile in his crib while Starbucks put paper crowns on coffee cups. ” http://www.

• Seriously, you want to be a churnalist you need to keep a... Jul 23, 2013

  Seriously, you want to be a churnalist you need to keep a churnal. Just list 10 things you do each day and form the headline as a question.

• Writers who want to succeed on the web should take time... Jul 23, 2013

  Writers who want to succeed on the web should take time every day to write in a private churnal.

• that's when. okay. Jul 23, 2013

  @chocolatebobka that's when. okay.

• Does anyone else remember when Neighborhoodies did music... Jul 23, 2013

  Does anyone else remember when Neighborhoodies did music reviews and was like a cultural destination site or did I make this up in a dream?

• http://assets.dnainfo.com/generated/photo/2013/07/parish-hal... Jul 23, 2013

  http://assets. dnainfo.

• The “Williamsburg and kids” slideshow on this article is an... Jul 23, 2013

  The “Williamsburg and kids” slideshow on this article is an important document #slideshow_modal_slot_1 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. dnainfo.

• “WILLIAMSBURG—The workers at the Rosarita Fish Shack were... Jul 23, 2013

  “WILLIAMSBURG—The workers at the Rosarita Fish Shack were surprised to see a couple pushing a crib on wheels. ” http://www.

• guys this is the greatest internet reaction gif of all time... Jul 22, 2013

  guys this is the greatest internet reaction gif of all time http://25. media.

• http://i.imgur.com/KBNcZ.gif Jul 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 @fake_train http://i. imgur.

• the 0b1000fold path Jul 22, 2013
• “How cool would it be if Apple, Samsung, Oracle and Google... Jul 22, 2013

  “How cool would it be if Apple, Samsung, Oracle and Google got into a Mexican Standoff on Ask Patents? ” http://www.

• You can snowfall any tweet by adding a “☃” to it. Jul 22, 2013

  You can snowfall any tweet by adding a “☃” to it.

• guys im right here Jul 22, 2013
• my poe toaster was broken Jul 22, 2013
• my dog-toaster Jul 22, 2013
• you were hurting my dog toaster Jul 22, 2013
• that was more an observation than an opinion Jul 22, 2013
• Has the U.S. press ever described the British economic... Jul 22, 2013

  Has the U. S.

• YES Jul 22, 2013
• Every time I unfollow everyone it gets a little easier. Jul 22, 2013

  Every time I unfollow everyone it gets a little easier.

• It was made clear to me that it was in the bests interests... Jul 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 @nzle @maureenflaherty It was made clear to me that it was in the bests interests of my marriage to follow my wife on Twitter.

• “Competitiveness leads to an unhealthful narrowing of... Jul 22, 2013

  “Competitiveness leads to an unhealthful narrowing of vision, at least for me. ” http://www.

• Pleasure serving with you. I'm headed back to my culture... Jul 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 Pleasure serving with you. I'm headed back to my culture farm to raise more culture, and maybe open a newsstand.

• If they name the baby Hyperloop everyone gets a week off. Jul 22, 2013

  If they name the baby Hyperloop everyone gets a week off.

• oh god twitter is done Jul 22, 2013
• The Unfollowing is the name of the TV show I just pitched... Jul 22, 2013

  The Unfollowing is the name of the TV show I just pitched where 81 people on Twitter wake up to find out that they have something in common.

• I bet the NSA has some amazing inside jokes. Jul 22, 2013

  I bet the NSA has some amazing inside jokes.

• What if the media is actually great and WE are the terrible... Jul 22, 2013

  What if the media is actually great and WE are the terrible ones?

• i actually need to unfollow everyone again but I know it... Jul 22, 2013
• The path of history suggests this will all end. There will... Jul 22, 2013

  The path of history suggests this will all end. There will be a terminal tweet, a last pin, a final status update.

• Somewhere in mid-July I lost my ability to form opinions,... Jul 22, 2013

  Somewhere in mid-July I lost my ability to form opinions, and I can't decide if this is good or bad.

• “The neighbor ‘ran out of his house shirtless and armed... Jul 21, 2013

  “The neighbor ‘ran out of his house shirtless and armed with an aerosol can of bear repellant,’ Streets said. ” http://blog.

• “Hall took his few possessions and moved out of his... Jul 21, 2013

  “Hall took his few possessions and moved out of his fiancée’s home and into a tree at Mclaren Park. ” http://blog.

• “The two had met in a hacky-sack circle in early February... Jul 21, 2013

  “The two had met in a hacky-sack circle in early February and announced plans to marry just two weeks later. ” http://blog.

• “There is on average 5 percent more water in the air now... Jul 20, 2013

  “There is on average 5 percent more water in the air now than there was during World War II. ” http://www.

• “‘I read that he sat on an egg and it didn’t break. But is... Jul 20, 2013

  “‘I read that he sat on an egg and it didn’t break. But is there a video of this?

• science is all like it can't be done Jul 19, 2013
• does the dome have ac Jul 19, 2013
• Instead of complaining on Twitter about the heat, wouldn't... Jul 19, 2013

  Instead of complaining on Twitter about the heat, wouldn't it be more effective to just ask God what we did wrong?

• “At the time, I objected to the success of Black Twitter... Jul 16, 2013

  “At the time, I objected to the success of Black Twitter being presented as some code to crack — and I still do. ” http://www.

• I stand with Scocca. New York is most itself on hellish... Jul 16, 2013

  I stand with Scocca. New York is most itself on hellish days.

• (Exception for @reppep who saved my grammar bacon a billion... Jul 16, 2013

  (Exception for @reppep who saved my grammar bacon a billion times at Harper's and elsewhere and whom I eternally celebrate.

• (but paul xml is just a watered-down form of lisp... Jul 16, 2013
• i have seen the best minds of my generation reinvent xml in... Jul 16, 2013
• “The events initially addressed in ‘The Act of Killing’ are... Jul 16, 2013

  “The events initially addressed in ‘The Act of Killing’ are little known in the West. ” http://www.

• The MacArthur Foundation announced a Genius Grants program... Jul 16, 2013

  The MacArthur Foundation announced a Genius Grants program for millennials. Everyone was so smart they couldn't choose, so they all get $1.

• “None of those cats are in the cloud.”... Jul 16, 2013

  “None of those cats are in the cloud. ” http://www.

• “Sponsored litterbox.” http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/what-ti... Jul 16, 2013

  “Sponsored litterbox. ” http://www.

• You think people who work at Build-A-Bear Workshop are all,... Jul 16, 2013

  You think people who work at Build-A-Bear Workshop are all, “Welp, gotta build bears”?

• Email to an editor: “I was touched by your note, an emotion... Jul 16, 2013

  Email to an editor: “I was touched by your note, an emotion I now completely regret.

• “With my history in children’s toys, it’s a natural next... Jul 16, 2013

  “With my history in children’s toys, it’s a natural next step for me. ” http://www.

• “Apple now controls 10 percent of that market and Amazon 65... Jul 16, 2013

  “Apple now controls 10 percent of that market and Amazon 65 percent, w/Barnes&amp;amp;Noble and others splitting the rest. ” http://www.

• “‘It sounds like he was right where he should’ve been,... Jul 16, 2013

  “‘It sounds like he was right where he should’ve been, miserable and living in filth. ’” http://www.

• “Oh, very mature.” – your dad Jul 15, 2013

  “Oh, very mature.

• I am on a bus seriously considering if I could remove my... Jul 15, 2013

  I am on a bus seriously considering if I could remove my pants without drawing attention to myself.

• I figured today was as good a day as any to try out my... Jul 15, 2013

  I figured today was as good a day as any to try out my CitiBike key and the one thing I observed is fuck everything.

• Guys there is enough despair for everyone Jul 15, 2013
• None of us have real jobs Jul 15, 2013
• If riding a CitiBike is anything like using their iPhone... Jul 15, 2013

  If riding a CitiBike is anything like using their iPhone app you should expect to crash and die about once a minute.

• http://mlkshk.com/r/SKD5.gif Jul 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 @sixfoot6 http://mlkshk. com/r/SKD5.

• One of the good things about NYC in the summer is that no... Jul 15, 2013

  One of the good things about NYC in the summer is that no one would be stupid enough to try to inspire your passion for brands.

• did i inspire your passion Jul 15, 2013
• in terms of seeing things it's okay Jul 15, 2013
• Ryan Rusty has seen that Jul 15, 2013
• http://fashioningsociology.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/verme... Jul 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://fashioningsociology. files.

• “How do you make money on content?” is the question Wired... Jul 15, 2013

  “How do you make money on content? ” is the question Wired magazine asked Brit Morin http://www.

• “Every month we also do something called a ParDIY — DIY... Jul 15, 2013

  “Every month we also do something called a ParDIY — DIY parties, basically. ” http://www.

• Maker fandom is the worst. Jul 15, 2013

  Maker fandom is the worst.

• “‘This is probably the most anticipated birth since the... Jul 15, 2013

  “‘This is probably the most anticipated birth since the dawn of Twitter. ’” http://www.

• honestly it was great when he drank from a straw, i don't... Jul 14, 2013
• http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6u5khE8W1r9x0sdo1_400.gi... Jul 14, 2013

  http://24. media.

• I decided to be optimistic about humanity's future today no... Jul 14, 2013

  I decided to be optimistic about humanity's future today no matter what happened and then I watched my son try to drink from a straw.

• “...we must always be deferential to white people, or face... Jul 13, 2013

  “... we must always be deferential to white people, or face the very real chance of getting killed.

• Not only does the Times write about women having sex in... Jul 13, 2013

  Not only does the Times write about women having sex in college but it neglects to explain why they are in college in the first place.

• I have this great idea for a magazine called American... Jul 13, 2013

  I have this great idea for a magazine called American Intern but I can't figure out how to staff it.

• If only it didn't need the quotes... Jul 13, 2013

  If only it didn't need the quotes https://www. google.

• After the Magazine and Real Estate, Fucking is my new... Jul 13, 2013

  After the Magazine and Real Estate, Fucking is my new favorite section of the Times.

• With Wang Computer long-gone, where will that kid find work? Jul 12, 2013

  With Wang Computer long-gone, where will that kid find work?

• Man, you really reap what you neglect to sow. Jul 12, 2013

  Man, you really reap what you neglect to sow.

• Was it a paid intern? Jul 12, 2013

  Was it a paid intern?

• The best I can summarize this is, if Sandra Bernhard and... Jul 12, 2013

  The best I can summarize this is, if Sandra Bernhard and Peter Gabriel had a kid and raised her on Michael Jackson http://www. youtube.

• Warm today Jul 12, 2013
• An eyewitness told KTVU, “When the plane crashed we heard... Jul 12, 2013

  An eyewitness told KTVU, “When the plane crashed we heard the anguished scream of some young guy.

• “Narcissus is Back” http://vimeo.com/m/31702109 Jul 12, 2013

  “Narcissus is Back” http://vimeo.

• the question that hurts more than any other Jul 11, 2013
• The scene in Sherlock where Cumberbatch eats pudding is a... Jul 11, 2013

  The scene in Sherlock where Cumberbatch eats pudding is a perfect example of flan service.

• And people are like, duh, it's just writing, just do it,... Jul 11, 2013

  And people are like, duh, it's just writing, just do it, you're fine. And I'm like, YOU can say that because it doesn't want to KILL you.

• At some level I fully expect my projects to kill me. The... Jul 11, 2013

  At some level I fully expect my projects to kill me. The thing I am about to do, I am really afraid of it.

• I am planning out ~1.5 biggish creative writing/code... Jul 11, 2013

  I am planning out ~1. 5 biggish creative writing/code projects between now and June 2013.

• Anyway I am no longer as likely to yell out the word CUBES... Jul 11, 2013

  Anyway I am no longer as likely to yell out the word CUBES to my cats.

• Like I was in the corner rocking, saying “if you connect... Jul 11, 2013

  Like I was in the corner rocking, saying “if you connect the alpha to the omega then you get... LIZARDS!

• There's all these little interlinkages between the... Jul 11, 2013

  There's all these little interlinkages between the paragraphs that are apparent now but I had no idea they were there then.

• Like, I must have written it between panic attacks. Jul 11, 2013

  Like, I must have written it between panic attacks.

• I just went back to check something in... Jul 11, 2013

  I just went back to check something in http://www. themorningnews.

• Remember planking? And Facebook Home? Jul 11, 2013

  Remember planking? And Facebook Home?

• Yeah, I mean you just kind of can't sleep in people's... Jul 11, 2013

  @gravitronic Yeah, I mean you just kind of can't sleep in people's bushes in Brooklyn.

• You try to help and do right by people and the next thing... Jul 11, 2013

  You try to help and do right by people and the next thing you know Joffrey sits on the Iron Throne.

• I think cable television has taught me that good intentions... Jul 11, 2013

  I think cable television has taught me that good intentions lead to civil war in Westeros and cost Sally Draper her innocence.

• I have to say, NYC 911 worked perfectly, they picked up in... Jul 11, 2013

  I have to say, NYC 911 worked perfectly, they picked up in a second and made sure they got the street right, people were there in minutes.

• If we helped you get treatment for a medical condition, I... Jul 11, 2013

  If we helped you get treatment for a medical condition, I hope it gets better. If we got you in trouble with the cops, guy, I'm sorry.

• Afterwards I felt weird because what if he was just drunk?... Jul 11, 2013

  Afterwards I felt weird because what if he was just drunk? But then it was stupid hot and he was REALLY passed out, you can't risk it.

• No one said anything to me so I told the first guy bye and... Jul 11, 2013

  No one said anything to me so I told the first guy bye and he said God Bless You, and I said God Bless You Too, and then I got the kids.

• Then the fire department came and put on blue gloves. An... Jul 11, 2013

  Then the fire department came and put on blue gloves. An ambulance came too.

• I shook hands with him. He lives nearby. We yelled at the... Jul 11, 2013

  I shook hands with him. He lives nearby.

• “Can you call 911?” asked the guy. “They won't understand... Jul 11, 2013

  “Can you call 911? ” asked the guy.

• As I was headed to get the kids at 5:20 a man called me... Jul 11, 2013

  As I was headed to get the kids at 5:20 a man called me over and showed me a body under some bushes. “He's breathing,” I said.

• i'm sorry you had a weird period Jul 11, 2013
• That is the LEAST punchable author photo I've ever seen.... Jul 11, 2013

  @gabrielroth That is the LEAST punchable author photo I've ever seen. Tip your photographer.

• Right, @ohheygreat. Every time a celebrity mentions god you... Jul 11, 2013

  Right, @ohheygreat . Every time a celebrity mentions god you will find a poor understanding of probability married to chronic narcissism.

• You become the mayor of not being places. Jul 11, 2013

  You become the mayor of not being places.

• When you are truly famous people report where you aren't,... Jul 11, 2013

  When you are truly famous people report where you aren't, like Sheryl Sandberg in that plane. Your life is the opposite of FourSquare.

• Every single one of you would watch the whole season of... Jul 11, 2013

  Every single one of you would watch the whole season of Doxxers while you had the flu or depression.

• It stars an old vet an ex-cop a kid with psychic powers a... Jul 11, 2013

  It stars an old vet an ex-cop a kid with psychic powers a woman with a secret a man who wants his son back and a robot named B. A.

• Doxxers is set in the Warehouse 13/Eureka multiverse. Jul 11, 2013

  Doxxers is set in the Warehouse 13/Eureka multiverse.

• “How did you—” “If you knew anything about doxxing you'd... Jul 11, 2013

  “How did you—” “If you knew anything about doxxing you'd know how. If you want to learn more call me.

• “I know you've been to Iowa where you had a salad at a... Jul 11, 2013

  “I know you've been to Iowa where you had a salad at a Fridays. That you love Rush.

• “What's an old-timer like you know about doxxing anyway?”... Jul 11, 2013

  “What's an old-timer like you know about doxxing anyway? ” [Walks away.

• people often assume there are “rules” and “procedures”... Jul 11, 2013
• Stop NSA baiting Jul 11, 2013
• Let's talk about something less controversial. Is the... Jul 11, 2013

  Let's talk about something less controversial. Is the Chrome Pixel or the Surface the best machine for video editors?

• That last tweet was a joke that was basically for me and... Jul 11, 2013

  That last tweet was a joke that was basically for me and about nine other human beings on earth, I am part of the problem.

• After Lolita I picked up Ada this summer but I found it... Jul 11, 2013

  After Lolita I picked up Ada this summer but I found it procedural.

• http://www.blackbookmag.com/polopoly_fs/1.54261.1351187019!/... Jul 11, 2013

  http://www. blackbookmag.

• My beach read is The Faerie Queene because I never want the... Jul 11, 2013

  My beach read is The Faerie Queene because I never want the summer to end.

• oh god the comments are everything bad about nyc Jul 11, 2013
• probably someone real nice Jul 11, 2013
• WE HAVE OPINIONS Jul 11, 2013
• also split open is the worst, just my god Jul 11, 2013
• The Waves is a perfect beach read dammit if you're going to... Jul 11, 2013

  The Waves is a perfect beach read dammit if you're going to do this. Or Pussy, King of the Pirates.

• Ulysses and Lolita? Couldn't you do Death in Venice which... Jul 11, 2013

  Ulysses and Lolita? Couldn't you do Death in Venice which is kind of about beaches?

• MY BEACH READ IS ULYSSES http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebat... Jul 11, 2013

  MY BEACH READ IS ULYSSES http://www. nytimes.

• I could have my picture taken for a fashion magazine. “But... Jul 11, 2013

  I could have my picture taken for a fashion magazine. “But you have a nice face” is how the editor reassured me.

• Honestly I am so tired of telling women how to deal with... Jul 11, 2013

  Honestly I am so tired of telling women how to deal with micromansplaining.

• what makes you think i would even want to ARE the... Jul 11, 2013

  what makes you think i would even want to ARE the subtweeter ?

• I knew it was weird when Windows Metro replaced the trash... Jul 11, 2013

  I knew it was weird when Windows Metro replaced the trash can icon with a picture of Fort Meade.

• I will! Jul 11, 2013

  I will!

• Who will second-guess the second-guessers? Jul 11, 2013

  Who will second-guess the second-guessers?

• I wonder who is in charge of giving away encrypted customer... Jul 11, 2013

  I wonder who is in charge of giving away encrypted customer data to the NSA post re-org?

• Play it as it Faves Jul 11, 2013
• As bots go, you've made Twitter usable again. Happy... Jul 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 As bots go, you've made Twitter usable again. Happy birthday!

• Aren't all tweets sponsored, really? Jul 11, 2013

  Aren't all tweets sponsored, really?

• The Top 13 Streisand Effects Jul 11, 2013
• wait bots can't have birthdays Jul 11, 2013
• Still, at least they gamified health insurance. Jul 10, 2013

  Still, at least they gamified health insurance.

• i immediately think of the alternative universe where slood... Jul 10, 2013
• “The decade without ‘money.’” http://futurerhetorics.org/201... Jul 10, 2013

  “The decade without ‘money. ’” http://futurerhetorics.

• Apparently Google Hat will run Fedora. Jul 10, 2013

  Apparently Google Hat will run Fedora.

• Capitalists don't understand cynicism. Whereas cynics... Jul 10, 2013

  Capitalists don't understand cynicism. Whereas cynics perfectly understand capitalists.

• If I was working for FWD.us I would tell the community that... Jul 10, 2013

  If I was working for FWD. us I would tell the community that immigration reform would give America enough developers to save Reader.

• I can't believe that all Fire Eagle traffic is going to be... Jul 10, 2013

  I can't believe that all Fire Eagle traffic is going to be routed through Axis!

• on exactitude in science Jul 10, 2013
• Oh god you do Landmark Forum don't you Jul 10, 2013
• and yes nerds i know "Sunnyvale" would be a better title if... Jul 10, 2013
• He was an expert in discoverability but the only thing he... Jul 10, 2013

  He was an expert in discoverability but the only thing he couldn't discover... was true love.

• Document parsing is the comfort food of programming.... Jul 10, 2013

  Document parsing is the comfort food of programming. Sometimes when I'm sad I'll just jam things into Postgres.

• Publishing anything starts with lunch and ends in tears. Jul 10, 2013

  Publishing anything starts with lunch and ends in tears.

• for those wondering how my kid got that dirty we were... Jul 10, 2013
• anyway it's cool i've got the twins for five days while my... Jul 10, 2013

  anyway it's cool i've got the twins for five days while my wife is out of town gonna be super smoooooth http://instagram.

• rusty it's product now you say “Do you use product? [Point... Jul 10, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Mike_FTW @lia rusty it's product now you say “Do you use product? [Point to self.

• I would be an awesome mom, but only for 15 minutes a day.... Jul 10, 2013

  I would be an awesome mom, but only for 15 minutes a day. Which is pretty much the culturally-accepted definition of an awesome dad.

• What if Prometheus/Alien was just the story of a giant... Jul 10, 2013

  What if Prometheus/Alien was just the story of a giant alien fertility clinic?

• Of course Neuromancer will be 30 soon. Which means it needs... Jul 10, 2013

  Of course Neuromancer will be 30 soon. Which means it needs to think about freezing its eggs.

• Imagine your naked uncle reading Neuromancer aloud forever.... Jul 10, 2013

  Imagine your naked uncle reading Neuromancer aloud forever. Now fast forward 20 years and YOU ARE THAT UNCLE.

• That aside, if you are upset when Google Glass users... Jul 10, 2013

  That aside, if you are upset when Google Glass users meta-review sex toys then you have missed the whole reason the Internet is awesome.

• ♫ Sorry, like an angel/Heaven let me think was you/But I'm... Jul 10, 2013
• Turns out “physical therapy” means both that I wear shorts... Jul 9, 2013

  Turns out “physical therapy” means both that I wear shorts in public and that strangers touch me, so today is the worst day ever.

• there will be other chances Jul 9, 2013
• “Times Square is so bright and shiny that you can... Jul 9, 2013

  “Times Square is so bright and shiny that you can practically see it from space. Nobody has pubic hair anymore.

• Just very quietly saying “lean in” during times of stress... Jul 9, 2013

  Just very quietly saying “lean in” during times of stress is a great way to completely enrage the women in your life.

• Best-of-Loompanics anthology http://archive.org/details/Loom... Jul 8, 2013

  Best-of-Loompanics anthology http://archive.

• Anil does he graffles constantly Jul 8, 2013
• Holds up http://web.archive.org/web/20030104001454/http://ca... Jul 8, 2013

  Holds up http://web. archive.

• Asilomar Institute are words you don't hear so much any more Jul 8, 2013
• In conclusion if you love your wife you should worm your... Jul 8, 2013

  In conclusion if you love your wife you should worm your donkey http://www. fastonline.

• This comic book has valuable advice on worming your donkey... Jul 8, 2013

  This comic book has valuable advice on worming your donkey http://www. fastonline.

• seriously this whole thing is gold, it's INCREDIBLY useful... Jul 8, 2013
• they are talking about "the altamont of blogging" Jul 8, 2013
• honestly @rustyk5 this thing is amazing, it's entirely... Jul 8, 2013
• And used IE on a Mac, some prime footage here. Blue... Jul 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ckolderup And used IE on a Mac, some prime footage here. Blue comments are topical!

• i had the EXACT same sweater at a conference in montreal... Jul 8, 2013
• what amazes me is that someone put that event together,... Jul 8, 2013
• it's totally fine, you are sort of "wait why is this even a... Jul 8, 2013
• I did not link to it because I am vulnerable on the same... Jul 8, 2013
• are you thriving on garbage Jul 8, 2013
• are you winning at volume Jul 8, 2013
• and then you are searching along and it's @rustyk5 from... Jul 8, 2013
• some infographics i just can't http://www.digiday.com/publis... Jul 8, 2013

  some infographics i just can't http://www. digiday.

• Oh yeah @billwasik reminds me: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/... Jul 8, 2013

  Oh yeah @billwasik reminds me: http://nymag. com/daily/intel/upload/2011/01/Harper%27sletterJan23.

• dontengagedontengagedontengagedontengagedontengagedontengage... Jul 8, 2013
• Lazyweb: There's a quote to the effect of "if they had... Jul 8, 2013

  Lazyweb: There's a quote to the effect of "if they had photography in ancient rome it wouldn't be that interesting" that I CAN'T FIND. Any1?

• I have been waiting for this book since December 10, 2012.... Jul 8, 2013

  I have been waiting for this book since December 10, 2012. https://twitter.

• And I will *keep* promoting these things AND myself,... Jul 8, 2013

  And I will *keep* promoting these things AND myself, endlessly, forever, because otherwise Pandodaily wins.

• YOU! NOW! Pre-order @Choire's book. I did. I paid for a... Jul 8, 2013

  YOU! NOW!

• Here are some names for Outbrain competitors to use when... Jul 8, 2013

  Here are some names for Outbrain competitors to use when disrupting the autosuggest space: Cheapshame, Tinytrickle, Grimwidget, Saditorial.

• Outbrain REALLY wants me to look at barely concealed tits... Jul 8, 2013

  Outbrain REALLY wants me to look at barely concealed tits today.

• Actually, wait, that's a great idea, I want to do that. Jul 8, 2013

  Actually, wait, that's a great idea, I want to do that.

• As a founder I don't have time to read The Fountainhead, so... Jul 8, 2013

  As a founder I don't have time to read The Fountainhead, so I hired 2,000 Mechanical Turkers to read it for me.

• search cooper-hewitt by color http://collections.cooperhewit... Jul 7, 2013

  search cooper-hewitt by color http://collections. cooperhewitt.

• One weird productivity trick that works is to redirect... Jul 7, 2013

  One weird productivity trick that works is to redirect every social network/community site to the site I'm now building. “Oh yeah!

• [drops ton of offspring album nearly sinking sailboat] Jul 6, 2013
• nice world you have here be a shame if someone told you the... Jul 6, 2013
• “You once said that in Hollywood, 40 is the new 100...”... Jul 6, 2013

  “You once said that in Hollywood, 40 is the new 100... ” http://www.

• you can't blame it for what followed that would be the... Jul 6, 2013
• god it even includes the WTC :/... Jul 6, 2013

  god it even includes the WTC :/ http://ia800904. us.

• you should send him snaps Jul 6, 2013
• this 1993 japanese PC should actually be called the gibson... Jul 6, 2013

  this 1993 japanese PC should actually be called the gibson http://ia800904. us.

• rusty was i your college roommate Jul 6, 2013
• how do you pronounce this computer... Jul 6, 2013

  how do you pronounce this computer http://ia800904. us.

• A perfect thing http://ia800904.us.archive.org/zipview.php?z... Jul 6, 2013

  A perfect thing http://ia800904. us.

• I am declaring awesomeness bankruptcy because I just have... Jul 6, 2013

  I am declaring awesomeness bankruptcy because I just have more awesomeness than I know how to handle.

• Brooklyn you are an insane pyromaniac borough. Jul 4, 2013

  Brooklyn you are an insane pyromaniac borough.

• Jessica if you have a problem with whats happening perhaps... Jul 3, 2013
• You didn't let me down, robots. Jul 3, 2013

  You didn't let me down, robots.

• I was wrong, I missed it, there was an open letter. Jul 3, 2013

  I was wrong, I missed it, there was an open letter.

• An Open Letter to Rusty About Eating Spaghetti in a White... Jul 3, 2013
• “*January 0* is an alternate name for December 31.”... Jul 3, 2013

  “*January 0* is an alternate name for December 31. ” http://en.

• And I check Hacker News every day. Jul 3, 2013

  And I check Hacker News every day.

• There haven't been many open letters recently. Jul 3, 2013

  There haven't been many open letters recently.

• “31. I’m Paleo, so I believe that accidentally eating pubic... Jul 3, 2013

  “31. I’m Paleo, so I believe that accidentally eating pubic hair is natural.

• “The most important question you can ask about Engelbart... Jul 3, 2013

  “The most important question you can ask about Engelbart is, ‘What world was he trying to create? ’” http://worrydream.

• “From that perspective, separate cursors weren't a feature... Jul 3, 2013

  “From that perspective, separate cursors weren't a feature so much as a symptom. ” http://worrydream.

• “In a single stroke he had what might be called a complete... Jul 3, 2013

  “In a single stroke he had what might be called a complete vision of the information age. ” http://www.

• “preëminence” http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/the-letter Jul 3, 2013

  “preëminence” http://www. theawl.

• Startup cruise links (1) http://www.c-e-o.org/events/new-ceo... Jul 3, 2013

  Startup cruise links (1) http://www. c-e-o.

• “A touching but entirely hopeless petition... Jul 3, 2013

  “A touching but entirely hopeless petition ( http://j. mp/1aynMtK) has 35,000 signatures so far.

• “The nurse took Leigh and put her back in the nursery with... Jul 3, 2013

  “The nurse took Leigh and put her back in the nursery with all the other Moon Babies. ” http://recommendedreading.

• Platonic solids all look the same to me. Jul 3, 2013

  Platonic solids all look the same to me.

• “People are thrilled that you showed up, but no one really... Jul 3, 2013

  “People are thrilled that you showed up, but no one really cares that you’re leaving. ” http://mobile.

• if you've got a craving for savings Jul 3, 2013
• we will teach you Jul 3, 2013
• if you've got a passion for fashion Jul 3, 2013
• rusty move to new york city Jul 3, 2013
• i'm still working on this theory Jul 3, 2013
• The answer is giant corporations. Jul 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 The answer is giant corporations.

• Just charge more than the client makes. They start to... Jul 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 Just charge more than the client makes. They start to listen.

• “‘In punk there’s an extreme kind of conformity to all the... Jul 2, 2013

  “‘In punk there’s an extreme kind of conformity to all the nonconformity. ’” http://www.

• At least now Atom will get a chance to shine. Jul 2, 2013

  At least now Atom will get a chance to shine.

• I realize that I shouldn't have said "literally" about... Jul 1, 2013

  I realize that I shouldn't have said "literally" about naked Walt Whitman, I am GIAFYC (grateful in advance for your criticism).

• It's actually an amazing testament to America that no one... Jul 1, 2013

  It's actually an amazing testament to America that no one killed him.

• It's all like ODE TO OPHIGENIA UPON A TRANSIT OF VENUS and... Jul 1, 2013

  It's all like ODE TO OPHIGENIA UPON A TRANSIT OF VENUS and Whitman literally just runs through the room naked, arms waving, tongue waggling.

• Where the hell did Whitman even come from? Have you read... Jul 1, 2013

  Where the hell did Whitman even come from? Have you read poetry from the mid-1800s?

• I went to the woods because I wished to influence. Jul 1, 2013

  I went to the woods because I wished to influence.

• best with that sort of work Jul 1, 2013
• Remember when founders cared about users? Jul 1, 2013

  Remember when founders cared about users?

• do you take a retainer Jul 1, 2013
• `“Do I influence myself? Very well, then, I influence... Jul 1, 2013

  `“Do I influence myself? Very well, then, I influence myself; I am large -- I contain multitudes.

• Zuckerberg rewrites the American dream to include 100% more... Jul 1, 2013

  Zuckerberg rewrites the American dream to include 100% more influencers http://www. theverge.

• you have a sofa? Jul 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 @inthefade @nzle @kfan you have a sofa?

• “You might not like Charlie. You might not want to dress in... Jul 1, 2013

  “You might not like Charlie. You might not want to dress in his chest hair.

• Anything that isn't a light that turns on and off really... Jul 1, 2013

  Anything that isn't a light that turns on and off really really fast is a skeuomorph.

• sorry about the extra "the" in there Jul 1, 2013
• Remember in Ghostbusters when Zuul, the Gatekeeper, met the... Jul 1, 2013

  Remember in Ghostbusters when Zuul, the Gatekeeper, met the Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster? http://glasstesla.

• “‘And the writers said: ‘No, he’s closer to us. You can... Jul 1, 2013

  “‘And the writers said: ‘No, he’s closer to us. You can make an admiral out of anyone.

• wait did we just cross over into PUA territory Jul 1, 2013
• Yeah there's this moment where suddenly it would be... Jul 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 @nzle @kfan Yeah there's this moment where suddenly it would be easier/simpler to be married than not.

• we have a salt and pepper shaker set in the shape of rabbits Jul 1, 2013
• Also if your wife's family is from Chicago buy 80 or 90... Jul 1, 2013

  Also if your wife's family is from Chicago buy 80 or 90 extra cases of Miller Lite.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/S8RA Jul 1, 2013

  http://mlkshk.

• “What the anger really means is that there is no love in... Jul 1, 2013

  “What the anger really means is that there is no love in here, inside me. ” http://valleywag.

• To be clear, I love WordPerfect and it was the greatest... Jul 1, 2013

  To be clear, I love WordPerfect and it was the greatest word processor of all time. (Though I'm in the 6.

• RSS is the WordPerfect of the web. Jul 1, 2013

  RSS is the WordPerfect of the web.

• oh that spreadsheet was created by @anildash i just get all... Jul 1, 2013
• A crowdsourced Google spreadsheet listing Google Reader... Jul 1, 2013

  A crowdsourced Google spreadsheet listing Google Reader replacements: #gid =0" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://docs. google.

• Without the liberal arts what would inspire our theme... Jul 1, 2013

  Without the liberal arts what would inspire our theme weddings?

• Amazing MP3 chat between nine lesbians in 1963... Jul 1, 2013

  Amazing MP3 chat between nine lesbians in 1963 http://archive.

• Okay thanks everyone, the actual command is: sudo sh -c... Jul 1, 2013

  Okay thanks everyone, the actual command is: sudo sh -c "echo '127. 0.

• Thanks @abackstrom sudo sh -c "echo '127.0.0.1... Jul 1, 2013

  Thanks @abackstrom sudo sh -c "echo '127. 0.

• oh goddammit it's a bash builtin maybe? so it's two... Jul 1, 2013

  oh goddammit it's a bash builtin maybe? so it's two commands.

• was that last tweet real tech journalism Jul 1, 2013
• $ sudo echo "127.0.0.1 https://twitter.com" &gt;&gt;... Jul 1, 2013

  $ sudo echo "127. 0.

• what did i Jul 1, 2013
• Why am I even Jul 1, 2013
• Jesus though, reading http://pandodaily.com/2013/07/01/the-r... Jul 1, 2013

  Jesus though, reading http://pandodaily. com/2013/07/01/the-real-journalists-need-to-grow-up/ it's like he NEVER reads non-tech journalists.

• This piece admirably demonstrates the urgent need for real... Jul 1, 2013

  This piece admirably demonstrates the urgent need for real journalism: http://pandodaily.

• Container ships carrying paragraphs. Jul 1, 2013

  Container ships carrying paragraphs.

• One major efficiency would be to stop publishing books. Jul 1, 2013

  One major efficiency would be to stop publishing books.

• “There are no immediate plans for laying off... Jul 1, 2013

  “There are no immediate plans for laying off employees... There will also be an effort to sort out redundancies.

• Ask Metafilter on the question of why so many publishers... Jul 1, 2013

  Ask Metafilter on the question of why so many publishers are named after birds: http://ask. metafilter.

• Non-Deterministic Bantam Jul 1, 2013
• Stochastic Puffin. Jul 1, 2013

  Stochastic Puffin.

• Exactly. Or just Random Penguin. Jul 1, 2013

  @shaurz Exactly. Or just Random Penguin.

• How could you have that opportunity and not call it Random... Jul 1, 2013

  How could you have that opportunity and not call it Random Penguin?

• “‘Today, we are Penguin Random House,’ he wrote.”... Jul 1, 2013

  “‘Today, we are Penguin Random House,’ he wrote. ” http://www.

• You'd learn a lot from it. You really would. You would... Jul 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 You'd learn a lot from it. You really would.

• Oh that is so great. It's so bad that you'd enter a totally... Jul 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 Oh that is so great. It's so bad that you'd enter a totally different life state, like the guy who caught the Cubs' ball.

• “You think you’re sending an email blast to coworkers, but... Jul 1, 2013

  “You think you’re sending an email blast to coworkers, but instead accidentally send a picture of your penis. ” http://betabeat.

• don't even, it's so much more fun Jul 1, 2013
• no but see that's exactly right. the joke was made and... Jul 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 no but see that's exactly right. the joke was made and done.

• oh man that is an underutilized asset right there Jul 1, 2013
• I am so looking forward to the @Awl essay by... Jul 1, 2013

  I am so looking forward to the @Awl essay by @mariabustillos defending Sean Parker's wedding.

• if we could save it we could save my marriage Jul 1, 2013
• doh Jul 1, 2013
• valuable snail tip Jul 1, 2013
• why Jul 1, 2013
• I actually see it as a fundamental part of the “the job.”... Jul 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 @JessicaKRoy I actually see it as a fundamental part of the “the job. ” The job of saving snails.

• Sure ain't the web I expected. Jul 1, 2013

  Sure ain't the web I expected.

• All these processes messaging each other as the reboot... Jun 30, 2013

  All these processes messaging each other as the reboot comes. “Honor serving with you, kswapd0.

• I love the way that Linux goes “The system is going down... Jun 30, 2013

  I love the way that Linux goes “The system is going down for reboot NOW” which is very clear.

• I've kept open connections to servers due for shutoff,... Jun 30, 2013

  I've kept open connections to servers due for shutoff, waiting for the end. You can get really wrapped up in some remote box over the years.

• Overcome by web nostalgia and wanting the balm of the... Jun 30, 2013

  Overcome by web nostalgia and wanting the balm of the familiar I just visited http://pitas. com.

• “Most of the things that are annoying about famous siblings... Jun 30, 2013

  “Most of the things that are annoying about famous siblings are also amazing. ” http://www.

• If there is ever a revolution Twitter is the wall we'll be... Jun 30, 2013

  If there is ever a revolution Twitter is the wall we'll be the first up against. “Tell again about United Airlines soap dispenser.

• “The market doesn’t care if prostitution is right or wrong,... Jun 30, 2013

  “The market doesn’t care if prostitution is right or wrong, empowering or exploitative. ” http://opinionator.

• Oh god the technology was so wonderful and full of math and... Jun 29, 2013

  Oh god the technology was so wonderful and full of math and feelings and then look at what we did http://www. youtube.

• “To remain relevant, your brand should rudely insert itself... Jun 29, 2013

  “To remain relevant, your brand should rudely insert itself into a violent conflagration of tribal performance and mass anxiety.

• That's how to know you're in huge trouble, if anything you... Jun 29, 2013

  That's how to know you're in huge trouble, if anything you do to make a living has the word “conversation” in it.

• I feel bad for people who have to advertise on Twitter. How... Jun 29, 2013

  I feel bad for people who have to advertise on Twitter. How do you even?

• i blame functional programming Jun 29, 2013
• "Matthew Sweet Related Artists" leads down some bad memory... Jun 29, 2013
• “As you can see, Tarkovsky was just as adept with still... Jun 29, 2013

  “As you can see, Tarkovsky was just as adept with still Polaroids as he was with film. ” http://www.

• Forgot I made these, forgot I have these. Anyone want six... Jun 29, 2013

  Forgot I made these, forgot I have these. Anyone want six hundred...

• Ho Will Run the Frog Hospital #bookswithalettermissing Jun 29, 2013
• Summer of my German Solder #bookswithalettermissing Jun 29, 2013
• Pus, by Sapphire #bookswithalettermissing Jun 29, 2013
• Cormac McCarthy's "The Rad" #bookswithalettermissing Jun 29, 2013
• Bride to Terabithia #bookswithalettermissing Jun 29, 2013
• “Viewers on land alerted to the presence of fish could send... Jun 29, 2013

  “Viewers on land alerted to the presence of fish could send them text messages care of an SMS number. ” http://www.

• Twitter is really just an Oulipo prank that got out of hand. Jun 29, 2013

  Twitter is really just an Oulipo prank that got out of hand.

• Game of Thrones season preview http://mlkshk.com/p/S7CN Jun 29, 2013

  Game of Thrones season preview http://mlkshk.

• Oh nice Gadsby is in the public domain:... Jun 29, 2013

  Oh nice Gadsby is in the public domain: #page /n5/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive. org/stream/Gadsby #page /n5/mode/2up TO YOUTH!

• 1984 #bookswithalettermissing Jun 29, 2013
• Gadsby #bookswithalettermissing Jun 29, 2013
• “A dwarf walks; a dwarf does not fly.”... Jun 29, 2013

  “A dwarf walks; a dwarf does not fly. ” http://www.

• And hug fear Jun 28, 2013
• its actually small kids and too much time away already... Jun 28, 2013
• I can't go because of ${RANDOM_EXCUSE}. Jun 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @waxpancake I can't go because of ${RANDOM_EXCUSE}.

• I won't know anyone Jun 28, 2013
• i don't know. recursive jokes are kind of recursive jokes. Jun 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 i don't know. recursive jokes are kind of recursive jokes.

• it's close but it's no @Ftrain_ebooks Jun 28, 2013
• You know this ends with @waxpancake posting a public... Jun 28, 2013
• nothing soothes the pain of existence like 12 minutes on... Jun 28, 2013
• Did anyone make a longhorn/uterus mashup T-shirt? Jun 28, 2013

  Did anyone make a longhorn/uterus mashup T-shirt?

• actually yeah, I would basically pay to helicopter up there... Jun 28, 2013
• It was a week in which things didn't get hugely worse for... Jun 28, 2013

  It was a week in which things didn't get hugely worse for the uteruses of Texas.

• you're laughing now but what happens when he pours 100... Jun 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 you're laughing now but what happens when he pours 100 million of revenge money into “Uber for Maine ferries?

• Not even all the weirdos, actually. Jun 28, 2013

  Not even all the weirdos, actually.

• Also nine weirdos in capes decided to let millions of... Jun 28, 2013

  Also nine weirdos in capes decided to let millions of people openly express their most fundamental emotions of love and loyalty.

• What did you learn? I learned that despite what was said in... Jun 28, 2013

  What did you learn? I learned that despite what was said in the past, it turns out a billion dollars isn't actually that cool.

• Good week, everyone. We really carped powerlessly. Jun 28, 2013

  Good week, everyone. We really carped powerlessly.

• Suggested protest sign: Rubber Ducky not Rubber Sucky Jun 28, 2013
• you can even dm me after i'm dead. i won't know you dmed me... Jun 27, 2013

  you can even dm me after i'm dead. i won't know you dmed me but that's true today as well.

• everyone: you can tweet at my funeral. you can even use... Jun 27, 2013

  everyone: you can tweet at my funeral. you can even use ghost emoji.

• that entitled line was pretty good though Jun 27, 2013
• rusty it's been a long day Jun 27, 2013
• “For three hours, tourist groups endure sirens, dogs,... Jun 27, 2013

  “For three hours, tourist groups endure sirens, dogs, chases and the fake border patrol yelling threats. ” http://www.

• but it could be [looks in mirror, lips pursed]. it could be. Jun 27, 2013

  @rustyk5 but it could be [looks in mirror, lips pursed]. it could be.

• if this whole thing is viral marketing for circa i will be... Jun 27, 2013
• He left out the part where they castrated a slave army to... Jun 27, 2013

  He left out the part where they castrated a slave army to serve as ushers.

• If the world of content strategy has taught me anything... Jun 27, 2013

  If the world of content strategy has taught me anything it's that you should have a day two plan for defending your wedding.

• You know what's cool? Editing. Jun 27, 2013

  You know what's cool? Editing.

• we know how many times you listened to that rilo kiley song... Jun 27, 2013
• somewhere a public relations person sits crosslegged, takes... Jun 27, 2013
• This should be a Kindle Single so I could not read it twice. Jun 27, 2013

  This should be a Kindle Single so I could not read it twice.

• hey guys i was at lunch what did i OH MY GOD Jun 27, 2013
• Spotify just told me I haven't listened to Thin Lizzy in a... Jun 27, 2013

  Spotify just told me I haven't listened to Thin Lizzy in a while. The future of media is autodoxxing.

• Craig Newmark: “‘Used to be the victors wrote history. Now... Jun 27, 2013

  Craig Newmark: “‘Used to be the victors wrote history. Now everyone gets a chance.

• “...a well-groomed version of a person who has been slumped... Jun 27, 2013

  “... a well-groomed version of a person who has been slumped over a computer drinking Yoo-hoo for hours.

• guys this will help with betches... Jun 27, 2013

  guys this will help with betches http://www. youtube.

• http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/27/fashion/laughing-all-the-w... Jun 27, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://www. nytimes.

• When will spam be retina? Jun 27, 2013

  When will spam be retina?

• remember before betches? Jun 27, 2013

  remember before betches?

• Bustillos changes her bio: https://medium.com/gender-justice... Jun 26, 2013

  Bustillos changes her bio: https://medium.

• Although I guess not that hard to believe that a good poem... Jun 26, 2013

  Although I guess not that hard to believe that a good poem was published the same year as a racist poem that sucks.

• Hard to believe that Yeats's “Aedh wishes for the cloths of... Jun 26, 2013

  Hard to believe that Yeats's “Aedh wishes for the cloths of heaven” and “White man's burden” were pubbed the same year, 1899.

• Hard to imagine that Yeats' “Aedh wishes for the Cloths of... Jun 26, 2013

  Hard to imagine that Yeats' “Aedh wishes for the Cloths of Heaven” was pubbed the same year as Kipling's “White Man's Burden,” 1899.

• When I have to give a speech naked, I say, “you should also... Jun 26, 2013

  When I have to give a speech naked, I say, “you should also check out my dream about flying.

• Sometimes I SEO-optimize my dreams. I link to a lot of... Jun 26, 2013

  Sometimes I SEO-optimize my dreams. I link to a lot of other dreams.

• matt show me your ice cream Jun 26, 2013
• matt you know i am sensitive about my weight. but i DO love... Jun 26, 2013

  @mattlanger matt you know i am sensitive about my weight. but i DO love ice cream.

• It was yesterday. Jun 26, 2013

  It was yesterday.

• I remember that exact moment for myself. Jun 26, 2013

  I remember that exact moment for myself.

• “When did I become someone who expects people to show me... Jun 26, 2013

  “When did I become someone who expects people to show me their tits for a pint of raw ice cream, I wondered. ” http://www.

• “This is 2008, remember, and you work in low-brow porn... Jun 26, 2013

  “This is 2008, remember, and you work in low-brow porn production and therefore do not possess a smart phone. ” http://www.

• I had dinner on Monday at a restaurant that offered... Jun 26, 2013

  I had dinner on Monday at a restaurant that offered “Seasonal Donuts.

• Here's the PNG from the Google "gay" search it is a pretty... Jun 26, 2013

  Here's the PNG from the Google "gay" search it is a pretty PNG: https://www. google.

• “Search for a "wheel,” and you'll shortly discover a photo... Jun 26, 2013

  “Search for a "wheel,” and you'll shortly discover a photo from a BDSM torture session. ” http://www.

• “The Commons is so supersaturated with porn that explicit... Jun 26, 2013

  “The Commons is so supersaturated with porn that explicit content bleeds into places you'd never expect. ” http://www.

• Marriage! Jun 26, 2013

  Marriage!

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/349901264731140096/photo/1 Jun 26, 2013

  @rustyk5 @kfan https://twitter.

• “Because of the infinite archival nature of the Internet,... Jun 26, 2013

  “Because of the infinite archival nature of the Internet, we just rarely see bands get out of line. ” http://www.

• “And this is a pre-Internet behavior, because post-Internet... Jun 26, 2013

  “And this is a pre-Internet behavior, because post-Internet you just get clowned by people. ” http://www.

• “[A] terrible six-week period in my life when Third Eye... Jun 26, 2013

  “[A] terrible six-week period in my life when Third Eye Blind was in the studio. ” http://www.

• “They’re actually way better than Wheatus or a lot of other... Jun 26, 2013

  “They’re actually way better than Wheatus or a lot of other horrible bands of that era. ” http://www.

• marriage Jun 25, 2013
• “We have treated a whistle-blower like a traitor — and thus... Jun 25, 2013

  “We have treated a whistle-blower like a traitor — and thus made him a traitor. ” http://www.

• “But why would the Russian government let him go before it... Jun 25, 2013

  “But why would the Russian government let him go before it has squeezed him dry? ” http://www.

• Potluck is live and as fun and casual as a social network... Jun 25, 2013

  Potluck is live and as fun and casual as a social network can be https://medium.

• it's gone out of control Jun 25, 2013
• I wish Spotify would adopt Google's motto of “Don't Be... Jun 25, 2013

  I wish Spotify would adopt Google's motto of “Don't Be Eagles.

• to organize the world's information and make it universally... Jun 25, 2013
• to organize the world's information and make it universally... Jun 25, 2013
• to organize the world's information and make it universally... Jun 25, 2013
• I could read JWZ on software every single day:... Jun 25, 2013

  I could read JWZ on software every single day: http://www. jwz.

• “Feather Importations Much Less.” —New York Times, January... Jun 25, 2013

  “Feather Importations Much Less. ” —New York Times, January 31, 1914 http://query.

• After listening to it all night I've determined that the... Jun 25, 2013

  After listening to it all night I've determined that the title of this @Choire playlist is actually "Do you miss Shimmy Disc?

• "breaking opinion" Jun 25, 2013
• good twitter bio Jun 25, 2013
• yes, an amazing title. Also: Taken by the EPA! Jun 24, 2013

  @anecdoted yes, an amazing title. Also: Taken by the EPA!

• that's a really amazing photo, maybe not as art but just... Jun 24, 2013
• here are some cool ladies hanging in 1974 thanks to the... Jun 24, 2013

  here are some cool ladies hanging in 1974 thanks to the @USNatArchives http://research. archives.

• Oh @choire this is an amazing playlist... Jun 24, 2013

  Oh @choire this is an amazing playlist http://open. spotify.

• this is part of the cycle of birth, nuclear catastrophe,... Jun 24, 2013
• AUTOREPLY: OUT OF OFFICE Jun 24, 2013
• Well we're really tired but still have to do our quota of... Jun 24, 2013
• Exactly. Thoughtful just means “late” now. Jun 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 Exactly. Thoughtful just means “late” now.

• But then is there anything more damning on the Internet... Jun 24, 2013

  But then is there anything more damning on the Internet than to call something "thoughtful"?

• I AM DONE WITH MAD MEN THANK YOU @HannaRosin and... Jun 24, 2013

  I AM DONE WITH MAD MEN THANK YOU @HannaRosin and @stevensonseth and everyone everywhere http://www. slate.

• I'd tell you to listen to your heart but your heart is not... Jun 24, 2013

  I'd tell you to listen to your heart but your heart is not NPOV.

• Wikipedia editors don't want you to wait until the second... Jun 24, 2013

  Wikipedia editors don't want you to wait until the second paragraph to learn how Bonnier is controlled by JEWS http://en. wikipedia.

• BTW @mattlanger FWIW the other day I was looking for... Jun 24, 2013

  BTW @mattlanger FWIW the other day I was looking for something and I noticed you look a little like Philostratus http://wiki. phantis.

• your referrals are so long Jun 24, 2013
• do i smell vertical Jun 24, 2013
• it's a helluva hyphen, it really is Jun 24, 2013
• There is but one article tagged "DICK-TOUCHING" on the Awl... Jun 24, 2013

  There is but one article tagged "DICK-TOUCHING" on the Awl right now. http://www.

• “It is about developing a rational grace and energy in your... Jun 24, 2013

  “It is about developing a rational grace and energy in your conversation with the world around you. ” http://www.

• sometimes a season finale that you have to write about for... Jun 23, 2013
• I Went to That Hershey’s School Don Wishes He Attended Jun 23, 2013
• Worse, having a ghost is seen as authentic. Jun 23, 2013

  Worse, having a ghost is seen as authentic.

• I wonder if ghosts in Brooklyn get sick of gentrification.... Jun 23, 2013

  I wonder if ghosts in Brooklyn get sick of gentrification. You're haunting a laundromat and suddenly it's a little record store.

• Something is keeping all of you awake, some malevolent... Jun 23, 2013

  Something is keeping all of you awake, some malevolent spirit.

• Twitter seance. Jun 23, 2013

  Twitter seance.

• Really good pictures of ectoplasm here:... Jun 23, 2013

  Really good pictures of ectoplasm here: http://en. wikipedia.

• [Curtain] BOOMING VOICE: You've just seen a new play called... Jun 22, 2013

  [Curtain] BOOMING VOICE: You've just seen a new play called “Incredibly Excited to Announce. ” You can't leave until you give us your email.

• The good news is that the medical school “gets it.” They... Jun 22, 2013

  The good news is that the medical school “gets it. ” They understand the value of his community, and PROMISE to keep his corpse intact.

• even better than the fifth time Jun 22, 2013
• I am going to make the incredibly excited joke again Jun 22, 2013
• Wait a frozen human heart is worth HOW MUCH? Jun 22, 2013

  Wait a frozen human heart is worth HOW MUCH?

• oh my god it says it won't restart unless it's plugged in... Jun 22, 2013
• GUY: There's only one thing left to try to save this man.... Jun 22, 2013

  GUY: There's only one thing left to try to save this man. PERSON: No, not acquisition!

• Oh my god, PayPal just shut down our campaign to raise... Jun 22, 2013

  Oh my god, PayPal just shut down our campaign to raise funds for the uber-ambulance to get this dying man to a hospital.

• It's not stopping GODDAMMIT use HDMI Jun 22, 2013
• i just ubered an ambulance and as long as someone can pay... Jun 22, 2013
• It's okay, it's okay, I'm Sequoia-funded. Jun 22, 2013

  It's okay, it's okay, I'm Sequoia-funded.

• PERSON: Oh god, he's going to bleed to death! GUY: It's... Jun 22, 2013

  PERSON: Oh god, he's going to bleed to death! GUY: It's okay, I'm an entrepreneur.

• oh listserve Jun 22, 2013
• best moon Jun 22, 2013
• https://vine.co/v/hudhzHIttXJ Jun 22, 2013

  https://vine.

• “The thought of hearing him gasp for air and linger in pain... Jun 21, 2013

  “The thought of hearing him gasp for air and linger in pain was our nightmare. ” http://www.

• “He died in a warm and loving place, inside me.”... Jun 21, 2013

  “He died in a warm and loving place, inside me. ” http://www.

• Question: Best open-source/free documentation ever? I'm... Jun 20, 2013

  Question: Best open-source/free documentation ever? I'm really appreciating Postgresql docs lately ( http://www.

• oh god just reply this to everything... Jun 20, 2013

  oh god just reply this to everything https://yourlogicalfallacyis.

• Oh yes https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-authority Jun 20, 2013

  Oh yes https://yourlogicalfallacyis.

• Here they are: http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visuali... Jun 20, 2013

  Here they are: http://www. informationisbeautiful.

• Although I think I ended up seeing the fallacy badges, or... Jun 20, 2013

  Although I think I ended up seeing the fallacy badges, or at least icons, somewhere not long ago.

• Another idea: Little icons for all the rhetorical fallacies... Jun 20, 2013

  Another idea: Little icons for all the rhetorical fallacies that you can give out like BuzzFeed badges. Like, a little pinnable straw man.

• Anything that is starts with "you all need to" is always a... Jun 20, 2013

  Anything that is starts with "you all need to" is always a disaster. As is any tweet or forum post that begins "sorry, but.

• I have this idea of a Dictionary of Insufferable Phrases,... Jun 20, 2013

  I have this idea of a Dictionary of Insufferable Phrases, so that you can just link to the relevant phrase in reply to stupid shit.

• I need to write some things about feelings again so that... Jun 20, 2013

  I need to write some things about feelings again so that everyone on the Internet can tell me I'm wrong.

• I wonder what I was reading out loud in 2009. It was either... Jun 20, 2013

  I wonder what I was reading out loud in 2009. It was either about fatness or fertility.

• I used to wear a lot of striped shirts until @clairezg... Jun 20, 2013

  I used to wear a lot of striped shirts until @clairezg started calling it my “date rape outfit.

• “But anybody who has been anywhere near 260 pounds knows... Jun 20, 2013

  “But anybody who has been anywhere near 260 pounds knows that feeling like Woody Allen comes with the territory. ” http://gawker.

• Good @Adampasick on Google brain-teasers too:... Jun 20, 2013

  Good @Adampasick on Google brain-teasers too: http://qz.

• Great Listserve today. Jun 20, 2013

  Great Listserve today.

• “‘They don’t predict anything. They serve primarily to make... Jun 20, 2013

  “‘They don’t predict anything. They serve primarily to make the interviewer feel smart.

• https://vine.co/v/huqw3TuzVgK Jun 20, 2013

  https://vine.

• oh no that could only make me happy; now it's part of the... Jun 20, 2013
• then again http://officepuppies.com is available and now... Jun 19, 2013

  then again http://officepuppies.

• “office puppies” Jun 19, 2013
• Startups are tough on animals. For instance after buying... Jun 19, 2013

  Startups are tough on animals. For instance after buying Netscape AOL senior leadership ate all the fish in the fishcam aquarium.

• I mean does anything that ends with -torium ever end well? Jun 19, 2013

  I mean does anything that ends with -torium ever end well?

• so we sold all the desks at the bankruptcy sale and now we... Jun 19, 2013
• “while Chartbeat workers play with office puppies in the... Jun 19, 2013

  “while Chartbeat workers play with office puppies in the puppytorium” http://www. nytimes.

• i wanted to see what you would do Jun 19, 2013
• “Or at least that was the plan until the State Department... Jun 19, 2013

  “Or at least that was the plan until the State Department got wind of it and promptly shut the idea down. ” http://www.

• i mean, right? Jun 19, 2013

  @kyleshank i mean, right?

• http://www.omusicawards.com/#video-911986 is the actual... Jun 19, 2013

  #video -911986" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. omusicawards.

• andrew wk is playing drums for 24 hours straight in times... Jun 19, 2013

  andrew wk is playing drums for 24 hours straight in times square http://www. omusicawards.

• “Prosecutor Fred Wyshak sought to clarify: ‘Is there... Jun 19, 2013

  “Prosecutor Fred Wyshak sought to clarify: ‘Is there something unusual about that word? _Ruddy_?

• Like you've turned off your targeting computer Luke you are... Jun 19, 2013
• Pingsta is a “collaborative platform for the world’s... Jun 19, 2013
• Yes, Faceparty, WriteAPrisoner, Goodwizz, Frühstückstreff,... Jun 19, 2013

  Yes, Faceparty, WriteAPrisoner, Goodwizz, Frühstückstreff, but perhaps the greatest social network is: http://www. pingsta.

• Sorting the table on this page by Alexa rank is amazing... Jun 19, 2013

  Sorting the table on this page by Alexa rank is amazing http://en. wikipedia.

• so many things Jun 19, 2013
• Subtweeting, snapshaming. Is there a list of... Jun 19, 2013

  Subtweeting, snapshaming. Is there a list of passive-agressive social network behaviors?

• snapshaming is better Jun 19, 2013
• my entire feed is @rustyk5 snapharshing, the ph is... Jun 19, 2013
• guys be kind to each other's snaps Jun 19, 2013
• or just strange Jun 19, 2013
• “I found the experience to be strange, exhilarating,... Jun 19, 2013

  “I found the experience to be strange, exhilarating, outrageously narcissistic, frightening, and embarrassing. ” http://www.

• yeah communication is essentially impossible Jun 19, 2013
• But popularity, yes. And here we have GENIUS production and... Jun 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 But popularity, yes. And here we have GENIUS production and RIDICULOUS misogyny.

• So: I don't buy art as privileged category. Too shifting,... Jun 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 So: I don't buy art as privileged category. Too shifting, too often an excuse for dipshittery and power grabs.

• That's me for today, gonna listen to this on repeat for the... Jun 19, 2013

  That's me for today, gonna listen to this on repeat for the rest of the day http://www. youtube.

• I'd be totally cool with being a member of the patriarchy... Jun 19, 2013

  I'd be totally cool with being a member of the patriarchy if we didn't make such shit art.

• I need a platform that allows me to enrage with brands. Jun 19, 2013

  I need a platform that allows me to enrage with brands.

• Thank you Rusty you are my emotional IT department (cc... Jun 19, 2013
• Apparently the answer to "can we talk about if this album... Jun 19, 2013

  Apparently the answer to "can we talk about if this album about bitches is sexist" is "no because my dick.

• I don't know if enragement is a word so that's also enraging Jun 19, 2013
• I have no idea how to link to things inside Facebook, which... Jun 19, 2013
• After reading a @maura-started Facebook thread on if Yeezus... Jun 19, 2013
• OMG @maura is it really like that whenever you discuss... Jun 19, 2013

  OMG @maura is it really like that whenever you discuss sexism in music? I would go insane.

• Doxxing reality show. Jun 18, 2013

  Doxxing reality show.

• It's so weird to me that I can have a computer running in a... Jun 18, 2013

  It's so weird to me that I can have a computer running in a minute and then throw it back when I'm done.

• “...but then men have always confused length with quality.”... Jun 18, 2013

  “... but then men have always confused length with quality.

• This is a very menacing headline, @JPaskin:... Jun 18, 2013

  This is a very menacing headline, @JPaskin : http://www. businessweek.

• I love taking my p-reader to the beach and reading things... Jun 18, 2013

  I love taking my p-reader to the beach and reading things on p-aper.

• when your daughter comes over from her mom's place for the... Jun 18, 2013
• Anyway it's nice to finally meet you. I've always enjoyed... Jun 18, 2013

  Anyway it's nice to finally meet you. I've always enjoyed your stuff.

• I remember the five issues where you talked about getting... Jun 18, 2013

  I remember the five issues where you talked about getting off of painkillers after your back surgery, 94-95. It was an amazing zine.

• Truth is I'm a big Pedant Planet fan and have been since... Jun 18, 2013

  Truth is I'm a big Pedant Planet fan and have been since '93. So it's cool to make the connection.

• I'd even subscribe to your zine, Pedant Planet, which you... Jun 18, 2013

  I'd even subscribe to your zine, Pedant Planet, which you produce when you're not working as an in-house proofreader at an Austin ad agency.

• If anyone says "actually Paul CONsumption is tuberculosis... Jun 18, 2013

  If anyone says "actually Paul CONsumption is tuberculosis and caused by mycobacterium, not by a virus," I would accept that response.

• The Mac Pro I use for heavy-duty media tasks got a virus... Jun 18, 2013

  The Mac Pro I use for heavy-duty media tasks got a virus and died of prosumption.

• “Sesame Street created a Muppet whose father can't play... Jun 17, 2013

  “Sesame Street created a Muppet whose father can't play with him because he's in jail. ” http://www.

• I'm hanging out on the street in DUMBO and I keep seeing... Jun 17, 2013

  I'm hanging out on the street in DUMBO and I keep seeing people and going, who does he look like? And the answer is “your 20s.

• Man just wants some goats why do people need to judge his... Jun 17, 2013

  Man just wants some goats why do people need to judge his emails.

• “Most of the responses I received expressed appropriate... Jun 17, 2013

  “Most of the responses I received expressed appropriate admiration and envy of my goats... ” http://opinionator.

• all the lunches ever and all the lunches that came before Jun 17, 2013
• YOU RUINED LUNCH Jun 17, 2013
• “I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now.”... Jun 17, 2013

  “I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now. ” OMG SNOWDEN STAY WITH US FOREVER http://www.

• “I'm being called a traitor by men like former Vice... Jun 17, 2013

  “I'm being called a traitor by men like former Vice President Dick Cheney. ” http://www.

• Next up: What happens when the man who edits the bumpers... Jun 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @ohheygreat @dntsqzthchrmn Next up: What happens when the man who edits the bumpers sleeps with the host's wife.

• Coming up, Mike Birbiglia remembers what it was like to... Jun 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @ohheygreat @dntsqzthchrmn Coming up, Mike Birbiglia remembers what it was like to stab a man to death while sleepwalking.

• Stay with us. [horrible laughter] Jun 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @ohheygreat @dntsqzthchrmn Stay with us.

• Russian roulette is a great way to overcome your fears and... Jun 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 Russian roulette is a great way to overcome your fears and learn to live in the moment!

• “If you can make your poem left justified without damaging... Jun 17, 2013

  “If you can make your poem left justified without damaging it, some editors may receive the poem more warmly. ” http://www.

• The greatest short story about a poet ever written is the... Jun 17, 2013

  The greatest short story about a poet ever written is the Maysville Minstrel by Ring Lardner http://www. unz.

• the image! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/07/popular-... Jun 17, 2013

  the image! http://www.

• We could not see the future for lack of torches, so we... Jun 17, 2013

  We could not see the future for lack of torches, so we burned our diplomas in English lit. Only later did we think, "flashlight app.

• It's too late for us but maybe future generations can try... Jun 17, 2013

  It's too late for us but maybe future generations can try harder http://www. huffingtonpost.

• is right: Never miss @EdSu Jun 17, 2013
• This is all terrible. Someone give a poem to read,... Jun 17, 2013

  This is all terrible. Someone give a poem to read, preferably flarf.

• i give up Jun 17, 2013
• i give up ask me anything Jun 17, 2013
• Monday Mad Men! http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/tv_club/f... Jun 17, 2013

  Monday Mad Men! http://www.

• There are no other advantages. Jun 17, 2013

  There are no other advantages.

• One advantage of being a Twitter dad is you get to see... Jun 17, 2013

  One advantage of being a Twitter dad is you get to see everyone's drunk tweets in the morning before they wake up and erase them.

• What Is Pete's Bob Benson Plan? Jun 16, 2013
• The Brady Bunch theme works really well as the opener to a... Jun 16, 2013

  The Brady Bunch theme works really well as the opener to a true crime TV show if you read it in a low voice. "The youngest one...

• Ladies! Just for today let him know he's king of the house... Jun 16, 2013

  Ladies! Just for today let him know he's king of the house by blasting out this Tammy Wynette classic.

• Happy save those quarters for the laundromat day. Jun 16, 2013

  Happy save those quarters for the laundromat day.

• Happy driving for six hours in silence day. Jun 16, 2013

  Happy driving for six hours in silence day.

• Happy clearing my throat means I love you day. Jun 16, 2013

  Happy clearing my throat means I love you day.

• Happy mortality day. Jun 16, 2013

  Happy mortality day.

• Sometimes I just want to be around other dads, I'm so tired... Jun 16, 2013

  Sometimes I just want to be around other dads, I'm so tired of dad hags.

• I just found out that for Father's Day I am going to be... Jun 15, 2013

  I just found out that for Father's Day I am going to be allowed to discuss my work for 20 straight minutes while my wife feigns interest.

• “Categories: Extinction Phylogenetics Elvis Presley”... Jun 15, 2013

  “Categories: Extinction Phylogenetics Elvis Presley” https://en. wikipedia.

• there are some great taxons guys Jun 15, 2013
• The Elvis taxon classifies organisms you MIGHT have put in... Jun 15, 2013

  The Elvis taxon classifies organisms you MIGHT have put in the Lazarus taxon, but no, just have similar morphology https://en. wikipedia.

• Online advertising delivery networks are the real... Jun 15, 2013

  Online advertising delivery networks are the real accidental racist http://queue. acm.

• “Computer scientist Cynthia Dwork and her colleagues have... Jun 15, 2013

  “Computer scientist Cynthia Dwork and her colleagues have been working on algorithms that assure racial fairness. ” http://queue.

• A mountain lair where Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope... Jun 15, 2013

  A mountain lair where Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope are kept alive, their life essences slowly sucked out of their withering bodies.

• So many requests for favicon.ico go unanswered it's a... Jun 15, 2013

  So many requests for favicon. ico go unanswered it's a tragedy of our time.

• Got up at 6, played with the babies, had breakfast, wrote... Jun 15, 2013

  Got up at 6, played with the babies, had breakfast, wrote for an hour. Life is a stumble-crawl over an internal hellscape sometimes.

• IT SPEAKS! http://www.onthemedia.org/2013/jun/14/thanks-ever... Jun 15, 2013

  IT SPEAKS! http://www.

• I just stopped in at Google Plus which turns out to be an... Jun 14, 2013

  I just stopped in at Google Plus which turns out to be an amazing showcase of things that are printed in 3D.

• “Who of the Modern Warfare generation is buying games for... Jun 14, 2013

  “Who of the Modern Warfare generation is buying games for their groundbreaking ability to tell stories? ” http://www.

• Best I can tell no one has done a version of Peanuts set in... Jun 14, 2013

  Best I can tell no one has done a version of Peanuts set in Ancient Rome called "The history of the tiny beans" ("historia parvis fabam"?

• The past is in general checkered. Jun 14, 2013

  The past is in general checkered.

• FACT: Ana Oualache is a pop song by Cheb Mami that may be... Jun 14, 2013

  FACT: Ana Oualache is a pop song by Cheb Mami that may be the greatest pop song http://open. spotify.

• You know it's not unusual when someone is in college and... Jun 14, 2013

  You know it's not unusual when someone is in college and exploring their own boundaries that they will have at least one user experience.

• “So bring on the Daddy Wars.” http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_... Jun 14, 2013

  “So bring on the Daddy Wars. ” http://www.

• “‘Now close your eyes,’ Stella said, “and imagine yourself... Jun 14, 2013

  “‘Now close your eyes,’ Stella said, “and imagine yourself eating a plate of human hair. ”” http://www.

• But sir—are we not all people of the book? [Clutches “Words... Jun 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 @silviakillings But sir—are we not all people of the book? [Clutches “Words Into Type” to chest.

• Okay, we WILL defuse this bomb. You enter an m dash... Jun 14, 2013

  Okay, we WILL defuse this bomb. You enter an m dash and—god, not two hyphens!

• Ed Park in my New Yorker! http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/f... Jun 14, 2013

  Ed Park in my New Yorker! http://www.

• THEY are ALWAYS watching Jun 13, 2013
• I've erased maybe seven responses to this outrage. Jun 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 I've erased maybe seven responses to this outrage.

• Rusty I know for a fact that you have trained your chickens... Jun 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 @billwasik Rusty I know for a fact that you have trained your chickens to lay RFID tags.

• tmux is one of the greatest pieces of software in history... Jun 13, 2013
• Four out of six if you count this one. Jun 13, 2013

  Four out of six if you count this one.

• 4/5 of my recent tweets have used “awesome” if you include... Jun 13, 2013

  4/5 of my recent tweets have used “awesome” if you include this one.

• It's pretty awesome really. Jun 13, 2013

  It's pretty awesome really.

• My Wired just showed up with a huuuuuge honking @billwasik... Jun 13, 2013

  My Wired just showed up with a huuuuuge honking @billwasik cover story on the front about how the Internet is going beyond the fridge.

• An awesome NASA page on time conventions with a little more... Jun 13, 2013

  An awesome NASA page on time conventions with a little more on "all balls" http://www2. jpl.

• “But The National _did_ struggle, only slowly building a... Jun 13, 2013

  “But The National _did_ struggle, only slowly building a career. ” http://www.

• “A Ph.D. in nuclear engineering is helpful for... Jun 13, 2013

  “A Ph. D.

• This new year's eve why not yell 'allballs' as the hour... Jun 13, 2013

  This new year's eve why not yell 'allballs' as the hour rings out?

• fun postgresql fact: 'allballs' is a synonym for... Jun 13, 2013

  fun postgresql fact: 'allballs' is a synonym for 00:00:00. 00 UTC http://www.

• In this light, "#" is a great delimiter, because then it's... Jun 13, 2013

  In this light, "#" is a great delimiter, because then it's just a little person who ate many lemons.

• splitting on an underscore in python [ var.split('_') ]... Jun 13, 2013

  splitting on an underscore in python [ var.

• “What makes Snowden different is that he put his money... Jun 13, 2013

  “What makes Snowden different is that he put his money where his mouth is. ” http://www.

• Remember when Boston abducted Zorak?... Jun 13, 2013

  Remember when Boston abducted Zorak? http://video.

• rusty there is technology for this, costs as much as a... Jun 13, 2013
• “I think those [Gore Vidal] historical novels are complete... Jun 13, 2013

  “I think those [Gore Vidal] historical novels are complete works of taxidermy. ” http://www.

• “I have a boyfriend now in Spain, who is 31 but likes much... Jun 13, 2013

  “I have a boyfriend now in Spain, who is 31 but likes much older men who are chubby. ” http://www.

• this father's day maybe dad can wait until after breakfast... Jun 13, 2013
• dads also love a roll of toilet paper or one of those lawn... Jun 13, 2013
• I think I just made another terrible error in judgment. Jun 13, 2013

  I think I just made another terrible error in judgment.

• America, sugar is not the number three ingredient in... Jun 13, 2013

  America, sugar is not the number three ingredient in pretzels.

• Is there a way to get the specs for the failed $152 million... Jun 13, 2013

  Is there a way to get the specs for the failed $152 million CMS the BBC was building? http://www.

• we're never going to get this baby out of that well unless... Jun 13, 2013
• i have made a serious error in judgment Jun 13, 2013
• guys that was not an invitation for racist math team names... Jun 13, 2013
• imagining a competitive math team with a racist name Jun 13, 2013
• guys https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/345239947101487104/ph... Jun 13, 2013

  guys https://twitter.

• oh wow I am going to look like edmund white when i'm older... Jun 13, 2013

  oh wow I am going to look like edmund white when i'm older huh http://en. wikipedia.

• I never need to write about the Internet again, I can just... Jun 13, 2013

  I never need to write about the Internet again, I can just use this picture: http://1. bp.

• really great cat http://mlkshk.com/p/RS10 Jun 13, 2013

  really great cat http://mlkshk.

• “He’s all surface because he’s spent his entire life being... Jun 13, 2013

  “He’s all surface because he’s spent his entire life being all surface in order to deflect questions. ” http://www.

• “I wondered if they were genuinely excited to be headlining... Jun 13, 2013

  “I wondered if they were genuinely excited to be headlining the Barclays Center. ” http://www.

• The easiest solution would have been to use the word "plus"... Jun 13, 2013
• Photographs of people you respect and Kevin Fanning. Jun 13, 2013

  Photographs of people you respect and Kevin Fanning.

• Jesus Christ Facebook, this is just...heartless. @kfan... Jun 13, 2013

  Jesus Christ Facebook, this is just... heartless.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/RRWM Jun 13, 2013

  http://mlkshk.

• Just got off the train at Church Ave. Walked right between... Jun 13, 2013

  Just got off the train at Church Ave. Walked right between two people about to fist bump.

• that's a nice way to describe liberal-arts trolling Jun 13, 2013
• If they are really hot and under 48 years old try this... Jun 13, 2013

  If they are really hot and under 48 years old try this line: “Tough way to pay off student loans, isnt't it?

• No guys no. Especially if it hasn't been released yet. This... Jun 13, 2013

  No guys no. Especially if it hasn't been released yet.

• Pro NYC dating tip: If someone is reading a review copy of... Jun 13, 2013

  Pro NYC dating tip: If someone is reading a review copy of a book on the train they are poor.

• Making a note in Google Calendar for 2016: “Oral History of... Jun 13, 2013

  Making a note in Google Calendar for 2016: “Oral History of the AOL Search Log Scandal.

• I had a bracketed “[dove release]” in there but they took... Jun 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 I had a bracketed “[dove release]” in there but they took it out.

• Balancing Security and Liberty in the Age of Big Data -... Jun 13, 2013

  Balancing Security and Liberty in the Age of Big Data - Businessweek via @BW http://buswk.

• the first Lamb lies down album is pretty great, just lots... Jun 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 @yayitsrob the first Lamb lies down album is pretty great, just lots of Peter Gabriel over the top stuff. They're like 20.

• strangely many youngs love synth genesis now—but rarely... Jun 12, 2013
• this is like a they-live level reveal of yourself as a... Jun 12, 2013
• Lamb or Touch Genesis? Jun 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 Lamb or Touch Genesis?

• “Over 5000 Couchsurfing members have joined the forum We... Jun 12, 2013

  “Over 5000 Couchsurfing members have joined the forum We are Against CS becoming a for-profit corporation. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• this article has some really yellow EDITOR'S COMMENTs... Jun 12, 2013

  this article has some really yellow EDITOR'S COMMENTs http://www. insidehighered.

• “Without satellites, world leaders struggled to talk to... Jun 12, 2013

  “Without satellites, world leaders struggled to talk to each other to diffuse mounting global tensions. ” http://www.

• “That’s how light bulbs mourn.”... Jun 12, 2013

  “That’s how light bulbs mourn. ” http://www.

• “How could we enable hacking while preventing cloning?”... Jun 12, 2013

  “How could we enable hacking while preventing cloning? ” http://www.

• “It was performed into a dissected VHS deck with the motor... Jun 12, 2013

  “It was performed into a dissected VHS deck with the motor running super slowly. ” http://www.

• “1. Bike Share is a model of Capitalism.”... Jun 12, 2013

  “1. Bike Share is a model of Capitalism.

• “Visualisation of all fell and found meteorites between... Jun 12, 2013

  “Visualisation of all fell and found meteorites between 1900 &amp;amp; 2000. ” http://www.

• “I suppose it was only a short amount of time before a team... Jun 12, 2013

  “I suppose it was only a short amount of time before a team wanted to show us how it would feel to die. ” http://penny-arcade.

• “So far the only certainty is that Greece took another step... Jun 12, 2013

  “So far the only certainty is that Greece took another step down the stairway to hell. ” http://yanisvaroufakis.

• Mike D's townhouse is totally lacking in art-deco Stalinism... Jun 12, 2013

  Mike D's townhouse is totally lacking in art-deco Stalinism http://www. nytimes.

• Balancing Security and Liberty in the Age of Big Data Jun 12, 2013
• Oh just type ":nmap ,t &lt;esc&gt;:r!spook.pl... Jun 12, 2013

  Oh just type ":nmap ,t &amp;lt;esc&amp;gt;:r! spook.

• Can vim insert random keywords to confuse the NSA? No? Then... Jun 12, 2013

  Can vim insert random keywords to confuse the NSA? No?

• Whitehouse advisors eavesdropping constitution Al Qaeda... Jun 12, 2013
• I like that it's been updated. Jun 12, 2013

  I like that it's been updated.

• I just tried to use "M-x spook" in a story.... Jun 12, 2013

  I just tried to use "M-x spook" in a story. http://www.

• When you think about it, isn't the nipple just another... Jun 12, 2013

  When you think about it, isn't the nipple just another skeuomorph?

• Given the current state of the job market I really, really... Jun 12, 2013

  Given the current state of the job market I really, really regret getting a BA in whistleblowing.

• “There are lots of reasons you landed here, as a nagging,... Jun 12, 2013

  “There are lots of reasons you landed here, as a nagging, helpless woman who doesn't take charge of her own life. ” http://www.

• It's not prostitution so much as sponsored sexual... Jun 12, 2013

  It's not prostitution so much as sponsored sexual intercourse.

• I love the new iOS 7 icons and Ned Stark deserved to die. Jun 12, 2013

  I love the new iOS 7 icons and Ned Stark deserved to die.

• The PRISM Details Matter https://medium.com/prism-truth/82a1... Jun 12, 2013

  The PRISM Details Matter https://medium.

• I'm going to listen to some old Vic and Sade episodes and... Jun 11, 2013

  I'm going to listen to some old Vic and Sade episodes and fade into sleep http://archive.

• this whole conversation is killing me, I'm ready to stop... Jun 11, 2013
• Could Twitter work without group identity? Jun 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 Could Twitter work without group identity?

• True enough although I go reflexively gimlet-eyed at... Jun 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 True enough although I go reflexively gimlet-eyed at "everybody" and "mostly just. " Our cohort though, God yes.

• first they came for NotTheOnion and I did not say whoa Jun 11, 2013
• “With no religion or obvious tribal identity we know... Jun 11, 2013

  “With no religion or obvious tribal identity we know ourselves by what we find insufferable. ” #NotTheOnion http://www.

• via @jackrusher. It has EVERYTHING including maps,... Jun 11, 2013

  via @jackrusher . It has EVERYTHING including maps, projection systems, and in-browser live code.

• mother of god look at this all-singing all-dancing thingy... Jun 11, 2013

  mother of god look at this all-singing all-dancing thingy right HERE: http://bost. ocks.

• Go PRISMFAA Jun 11, 2013
• ohquora Jun 11, 2013
• Quora: “★Why aren't people repulsed by eating eggs, which... Jun 11, 2013

  Quora: “★Why aren't people repulsed by eating eggs, which (PETA claims) is actually the menstrual flow of a hen? ” http://www.

• I appreciate this very much. I'm going to keep at it for a... Jun 11, 2013

  @jakelodwick I appreciate this very much. I'm going to keep at it for a while, until I start to repeat myself and/or people stop asking.

• Fair. He's made his intentions and ideology pretty clear.... Jun 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 @spavis Fair. He's made his intentions and ideology pretty clear.

• Nah, not any more than it mattered which party that captain... Jun 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 @spavis Nah, not any more than it mattered which party that captain who ditched the plane in the Hudson belonged to.

• Imagine a purity ring but for the media. “Sure, it's a... Jun 11, 2013

  Imagine a purity ring but for the media. “Sure, it's a challenge.

• Along the same lines though is the whole Snowden is a hero... Jun 11, 2013

  Along the same lines though is the whole Snowden is a hero thing. He definitely did a weird, big thing.

• “Mid-conversation you’d sometimes find your voice beginning... Jun 11, 2013

  “Mid-conversation you’d sometimes find your voice beginning to echo, then snap back into normality. ” http://dansinker.

• “How can Toobin possibly know at this point in this story... Jun 11, 2013

  “How can Toobin possibly know at this point in this story whether this leak was necessary? ” http://www.

• MIT Technology Review asked me to use Facebook Home and... Jun 11, 2013

  MIT Technology Review asked me to use Facebook Home and write about it. Here is my review: http://www.

• Why is everyone saying cyber like people say cyber? Jun 10, 2013

  Why is everyone saying cyber like people say cyber?

• Oh and I wrote some bout Mad Men this being Monday:... Jun 10, 2013

  Oh and I wrote some bout Mad Men this being Monday: http://www. slate.

• I have lots of thoughts about the 1963 Japanese hit song... Jun 10, 2013

  I have lots of thoughts about the 1963 Japanese hit song Sukiyaki on Soundcheck tonight LISTEN RIGHT HERE http://soundcheck. wnyc.

• You play dots to get more dots to buy resources that you... Jun 10, 2013

  You play dots to get more dots to buy resources that you use up to get more dots making this the weirdest critique of capitalism ever.

• My NYTimes has @forwardretreat and @benfinoradin seeking... Jun 10, 2013

  My NYTimes has @forwardretreat and @benfinoradin seeking optimal ways to restore digital art http://mobile. nytimes.

• Offering someone an Americano like when cyclists say "On... Jun 9, 2013

  Offering someone an Americano like when cyclists say "On your left! " Both actually mean, "you make me despair for humanity.

• “I can bring you an Americano” is a special restaurant code... Jun 9, 2013

  “I can bring you an Americano” is a special restaurant code that means “I hate you.

• Pickled ramps have come to Ditmas. Jun 9, 2013

  Pickled ramps have come to Ditmas.

• “‘Looking at this exabyte scale, we have to rethink a lot... Jun 9, 2013

  “‘Looking at this exabyte scale, we have to rethink a lot of different things. ’” http://gigaom.

• Blowing up Governor's Island FDNY's post on Vine... Jun 9, 2013

  Blowing up Governor's Island FDNY's post on Vine https://vine.

• thank you! That is really kind. Jun 8, 2013

  @gaminfoods thank you! That is really kind.

• Floyd Bennett https://vine.co/v/bLDKAbH6Bjd Jun 8, 2013

  Floyd Bennett https://vine.

• https://vine.co/v/bLDZdd3DvZ1 Jun 8, 2013

  https://vine.

• reviews Jun 8, 2013
• Thanks! I'm learning a little how to do those. Takes... Jun 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 Thanks! I'm learning a little how to do those.

• good point Jun 8, 2013
• Two ladies per cavalier pls. Jun 8, 2013

  Two ladies per cavalier pls.

• Helpful information about promenading for ladies is right... Jun 8, 2013

  Helpful information about promenading for ladies is right here: #page /10/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• sup fred armisen or should I say MICHAEL S. HEDGEPETH... Jun 8, 2013

  sup fred armisen or should I say MICHAEL S. HEDGEPETH #page /n1/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• this cover http://archive.org/stream/1991-04-compute-magazin... Jun 8, 2013

  this cover #page /n0/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• this sums up 1994 pretty well http://archive.org/stream/1994... Jun 8, 2013

  this sums up 1994 pretty well #page /n0/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• everything on this page is horrible... Jun 8, 2013

  everything on this page is horrible #page /n35/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• dear god http://archive.org/stream/1991-09-compute-magazine/... Jun 8, 2013

  dear god #page /n35/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• This issue of Compute from 1991 is a reminder of how... Jun 8, 2013

  This issue of Compute from 1991 is a reminder of how horrible and ugly most computers and software once were #page /n0/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• kind of a relief, actually Jun 7, 2013
• thread's closed rusty Jun 7, 2013
• I know you can't tell from the picture but this cat is... Jun 7, 2013

  I know you can't tell from the picture but this cat is fantastic. https://twitter.

• Imagine Thanksgiving dinner with your extended family... Jun 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mattbuchanan Imagine Thanksgiving dinner with your extended family smashing into your face, forever.

• guys can you report to the ministry of hugs tomorrow at... Jun 7, 2013
• who watches the smart watches Jun 7, 2013
• Welcome to the Facepalm I will be your waiter. Jun 7, 2013

  Welcome to the Facepalm I will be your waiter.

• “Rather, a computer will sort through the millions of calls... Jun 7, 2013

  “Rather, a computer will sort through the millions of calls and isolate a very small number for further scrutiny. ” http://www.

• “The raw ‘metadata’ requested will not be directly seen by... Jun 7, 2013

  “The raw ‘metadata’ requested will not be directly seen by any F. B.

• We are incredibly excited to announce that grandma has been... Jun 7, 2013

  We are incredibly excited to announce that grandma has been acquired by God.

• Immediately after I wrote that I found myself dipping bagel... Jun 7, 2013

  Immediately after I wrote that I found myself dipping bagel bites in scotch.

• As a person with a positive outlook on life and a sense of... Jun 7, 2013

  As a person with a positive outlook on life and a sense of my own self-worth I am committed to self-promotion via social media in 2013.

• Sorry I did not mention that I wrote the Slate book review... Jun 7, 2013

  Sorry I did not mention that I wrote the Slate book review http://www. slate.

• Plus! Here's a review of "Time Warped" by Claudia Hammond... Jun 7, 2013

  Plus! Here's a review of "Time Warped" by Claudia Hammond in the Slate Book Review.

• I'm headed home for the day but I left you some nits to... Jun 7, 2013

  I'm headed home for the day but I left you some nits to pick.

• Who made that who made that web page web page? Jun 7, 2013

  Who made that who made that web page web page?

• “This DOM is a lively abstraction.”... Jun 7, 2013

  “This DOM is a lively abstraction. ” http://www.

• “One bit reads: ‘997634-KOxrN-Xqz9_991746’ and goes on in... Jun 7, 2013

  “One bit reads: ‘997634-KOxrN-Xqz9_991746’ and goes on in that vein for another page. ” http://www.

• “WHO MADE THAT WEB PAGE?” http://www.nytimes.com/packages/ht... Jun 7, 2013

  “WHO MADE THAT WEB PAGE? ” http://www.

• If you want to make the cursor on Valleywag stop blinking,... Jun 7, 2013

  If you want to make the cursor on Valleywag stop blinking, just go to the JavaScript console and type $('. site-name').

• I bet the surviving clones of Dick Cheney are loving this... Jun 7, 2013

  I bet the surviving clones of Dick Cheney are loving this NSA story.

• “Now's your chance to roll out Kinja as an alternative to... Jun 7, 2013

  “Now's your chance to roll out Kinja as an alternative to those other PRISM collaborators' platforms. ” http://gawker.

• it's actually a crouching desk this is me IRL... Jun 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 it's actually a crouching desk this is me IRL http://fantasystock. deviantart.

• Where I'm Resolving From Jun 7, 2013
• so good. i nearly fell off my standing desk. Jun 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 so good. i nearly fell off my standing desk.

• my first thought was gordonl.ish what am i even Jun 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 my first thought was gordonl.

• I can't wait for history to talk about how people... Jun 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 I can't wait for history to talk about how people registered domains in Libya.

• oh god all those .ly sites are the digital equivalent of... Jun 7, 2013

  oh god all those .

• srs.ly Jun 7, 2013

  srs.

• seriously though our government is spying on everything and... Jun 7, 2013
• seriously Jun 7, 2013
• seriously though that song is good Jun 7, 2013
• "It says here you listened to a Betty Who song 1,265... Jun 7, 2013

  "It says here you listened to a Betty Who song 1,265 times—time you could have spent looking for work. UNEMPLOYMENT DENIED.

• god help us if the NSA ever gets access to spotify Jun 7, 2013
• Great listserve! Jun 7, 2013

  Great listserve!

• “The name Google, surprise, appears in almost every scene.”... Jun 7, 2013

  “The name Google, surprise, appears in almost every scene. ” http://movies.

• Now I have to go back and edit this to have more government... Jun 7, 2013

  Now I have to go back and edit this to have more government http://www. ftrain.

• unless what you do is pass information in the public... Jun 7, 2013
• A spy program designed to catch people who talk about the... Jun 7, 2013

  A spy program designed to catch people who talk about the spy program. I warned you guys to stop playing Nomic.

• not yet but it's on their roadmap Jun 7, 2013
• BitTorrent sync works okay and doesn't centralize data, but... Jun 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 BitTorrent sync works okay and doesn't centralize data, but it's not open.

• “There’s another option I didn’t originally mention here —... Jun 7, 2013

  “There’s another option I didn’t originally mention here — *leaking over mail*. ” http://www.

• “Don’t forget: if you get anything at the cafe, or take... Jun 7, 2013

  “Don’t forget: if you get anything at the cafe, or take public transit, _pay cash_. ” http://www.

• “‘They are simulated. We were wearing prostheses.’”... Jun 7, 2013

  “‘They are simulated. We were wearing prostheses.

• Okay stepping away to sort of quietly contemplate this and... Jun 7, 2013

  Okay stepping away to sort of quietly contemplate this and find an alternative to Dropbox.

• The thing that's really impressive is that they beat the... Jun 7, 2013

  The thing that's really impressive is that they beat the Illuminati to market.

• Can't wait for the next Facebook update about how much they... Jun 7, 2013

  Can't wait for the next Facebook update about how much they value your privacy.

• Because the way there were no leaks or anything until now... Jun 7, 2013

  Because the way there were no leaks or anything until now sure looks like major corporations were happily, almost slavishly complicit.

• Getting the NSA to accept your data for a social network,... Jun 7, 2013

  Getting the NSA to accept your data for a social network, that's like getting the New Yorker to publish your fiction.

• Like, every month LinkedIn just sends another hard drive to... Jun 7, 2013

  Like, every month LinkedIn just sends another hard drive to the NSA and they always return it and Reid sighs.

• You have to wonder if LinkedIn feels left out. Jun 7, 2013

  You have to wonder if LinkedIn feels left out.

• This civilian spying operation is useless to me without an... Jun 7, 2013

  This civilian spying operation is useless to me without an API.

• does this mean that twitter DM is the most secure way to... Jun 7, 2013

  does this mean that twitter DM is the most secure way to talk to people online? because i don't want to live in that world.

• at least we finally know what /dev/nsa is for Jun 7, 2013
• You want it known, but it's no longer yours. Like hearing... Jun 7, 2013

  You want it known, but it's no longer yours. Like hearing "Lust for Life" on a cruise commercial.

• ban second terms Jun 7, 2013
• the main thing i do is enough Jun 6, 2013
• it's a good question Jun 6, 2013
• no one knows what I do now Jun 6, 2013
• do you ever think how cool it would be to work for the NSA?... Jun 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 do you ever think how cool it would be to work for the NSA?

• yah, we sure did Jun 6, 2013
• they knew exactly how bad this was. Amazing no one blew the... Jun 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 they knew exactly how bad this was. Amazing no one blew the whistle.

• sure, I agree—but secret rules and gag orders are so bad... Jun 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 sure, I agree—but secret rules and gag orders are so bad for democracy it's crazy making.

• I think it's seeing how thoroughly everyone rolled over Jun 6, 2013
• The Days Go By Slowly but the Years Go By Fast. Why? Jun 6, 2013
• You know how you REALLY want to read one book, so you buy... Jun 6, 2013

  You know how you REALLY want to read one book, so you buy every single book in every bookstore in the world? This NSA program is like that.

• You got discussions just send them his way, they'll hold on... Jun 6, 2013

  You got discussions just send them his way, they'll hold on to them.

• “The president welcomes a discussion of the tradeoffs... Jun 6, 2013

  “The president welcomes a discussion of the tradeoffs between security and civil liberties. ” He welcomes all discussions, in fact.

• I'm just getting caught up on Congresspeople talking about... Jun 6, 2013

  I'm just getting caught up on Congresspeople talking about metadata and seriously this is really bad.

• “‘Cooling’ is a common caption among teens for a photo of... Jun 6, 2013

  “‘Cooling’ is a common caption among teens for a photo of oneself simply sitting. ” http://www.

• this is the greatest reply Jun 6, 2013
• 2/9ths of my wedding isn't cool. You know what's cool? 222... Jun 6, 2013

  2/9ths of my wedding isn't cool. You know what's cool?

• This is a very good summary of the ways bikes make people... Jun 6, 2013

  This is a very good summary of the ways bikes make people angry: http://tinyfixbikegang.

• And wood nymphs had to wear tops because that was... Jun 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 And wood nymphs had to wear tops because that was "classier.

• I love thinking about how the Sean Parker wedding was... Jun 6, 2013

  I love thinking about how the Sean Parker wedding was staffed entirely by displaced forest spirits.

• The worst part of the Sean Parker wedding story was that,... Jun 6, 2013

  The worst part of the Sean Parker wedding story was that, to make room for the caterer, they burned an entire elf village.

• Thank you. I have an essay planned on this. Insufferability... Jun 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 @lhl @ckolderup @igowen Thank you. I have an essay planned on this.

• i think that's goo Jun 6, 2013
• real nice graphic here about checks and balances in the... Jun 6, 2013

  real nice graphic here about checks and balances in the roman constitution http://en. wikipedia.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/RKTV Jun 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://mlkshk.

• is it ethical to require ethicists to be certified?... Jun 6, 2013

  is it ethical to require ethicists to be certified? ethicists say yes!

• certify all the ethicists! Jun 6, 2013

  certify all the ethicists!

• don't do this Jun 6, 2013
• http://mlkshk.com/p/RKDY Jun 6, 2013

  http://mlkshk.

• We may need a google group to discuss the Listserve Jun 6, 2013
• the best way to make a trillion dollars is for the lulz by... Jun 6, 2013
• stay true guys Jun 6, 2013
• the whole thing is a masterpiece in that it slowly builds... Jun 6, 2013
• “I don’t care what the University of Houston has decreed.”... Jun 6, 2013

  “I don’t care what the University of Houston has decreed. ” http://publiceditor.

• Ditmas I am suffused by you. Jun 6, 2013

  Ditmas I am suffused by you.

• Oh Listserve Jun 6, 2013
• that one was for you Jun 6, 2013
• it's 4:35AM Jun 6, 2013
• good morning world Jun 6, 2013
• We used to go to Hackers On Planet Earth to learn abt... Jun 5, 2013

  We used to go to Hackers On Planet Earth to learn abt memory mgmt and process scheduling, but now we have no HOPE, no cache, and no jobs.

• If you turned on a blacklight they are both gonna be pretty... Jun 5, 2013

  If you turned on a blacklight they are both gonna be pretty bad. Floor or bed I mean.

• I'm seriously wondering if I should just sleep on the floor... Jun 5, 2013

  I'm seriously wondering if I should just sleep on the floor or if I should try to get into the hotel bed.

• I am going to go to bed now, before it gets too dark. Jun 5, 2013

  I am going to go to bed now, before it gets too dark.

• Thank you everyone. You are very kind and supportive. I... Jun 5, 2013

  Thank you everyone. You are very kind and supportive.

• that explains my rash Jun 5, 2013
• Me? Jun 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 Me?

• one of my secret powers is that I can make any hotel room... Jun 5, 2013
• here's a preview of my #confabmn keynote... Jun 5, 2013

  here's a preview of my #confabmn keynote tonight http://www. youtube.

• hello panic my old friend Jun 5, 2013
• Coincidence, but hilarious coincidence. Jun 4, 2013

  @cwinters Coincidence, but hilarious coincidence.

• “...bodies split and slick with butter that implies garlic... Jun 4, 2013

  “... bodies split and slick with butter that implies garlic without coming right out and saying it.

• In fairness that's not even as much as one post a week for... Jun 4, 2013

  In fairness that's not even as much as one post a week for six years.

• “301 posts tagged with npr.” —Metafilter... Jun 4, 2013

  “301 posts tagged with npr. ” —Metafilter http://www.

• Also this thing where @karenmcgrane's account issues tweets... Jun 4, 2013

  Also this thing where @karenmcgrane 's account issues tweets while she speaks on stage is amazing. Note to self: Hire ghost army.

• You know who else enjoyed cycling?... Jun 4, 2013

  You know who else enjoyed cycling? http://www.

• “Gatsby meanwhile comes from Dick Whitman roots and builds... Jun 4, 2013

  “Gatsby meanwhile comes from Dick Whitman roots and builds his house on a foundation of Draper-style lies. ” http://www.

• Also I had some walleye it was scrumptious. Jun 4, 2013

  Also I had some walleye it was scrumptious.

• Genuine observation: When I leave NYC I need my glasses... Jun 4, 2013

  Genuine observation: When I leave NYC I need my glasses because everything is further away. Like, the other side of the street.

• Anyone who says Minneapolis is a culinary backwater has... Jun 4, 2013

  Anyone who says Minneapolis is a culinary backwater has never tasted walleye gelato.

• “If you wanted to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps,... Jun 4, 2013

  “If you wanted to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, there was always someone to sell you the bootstraps. ” http://www.

• Sakes alive did the #confabmn team fix some hotel issues... Jun 4, 2013

  Sakes alive did the #confabmn team fix some hotel issues for me. I'm going to go ride my bike around my room at the Hyatt now.

• I mean what's next? Police on bikes? Where does it end? The... Jun 4, 2013

  I mean what's next? Police on bikes?

• It's not the cars. It's the drivers. Jun 4, 2013

  It's not the cars. It's the drivers.

• Will no one think of the needs of the cars? I mean, this... Jun 4, 2013

  Will no one think of the needs of the cars? I mean, this whole bikeshare thing has become HIGHLY combustible.

• I wrote about Mad Men's Bob Benson in Slate... Jun 4, 2013

  I wrote about Mad Men's Bob Benson in Slate http://www. slate.

• It seems to have *deliberately* avoided the megaplatform... Jun 4, 2013

  @rustyk5 It seems to have *deliberately* avoided the megaplatform aspect of Facebook, the better to focus on "product" over "platform.

• That's called "blogging died" Jun 4, 2013
• AGREED BUT I think Twitter masquerades as such while... Jun 4, 2013

  @rustyk5 AGREED BUT I think Twitter masquerades as such while actually being more of an immersive activity than Facebook.

• Where the hell is Prince Jun 4, 2013
• Idea: an app called Grinder that helps you find really good... Jun 4, 2013

  Idea: an app called Grinder that helps you find really good big sandwiches. Think of the App Store review hilarity.

• Minneapolis you are not as good about hotel reservations as... Jun 4, 2013

  Minneapolis you are not as good about hotel reservations as you could be.

• Minneapolis you surround me I breathe your air. Jun 4, 2013

  Minneapolis you surround me I breathe your air.

• The Abiding Mystery of Bob Benson Jun 3, 2013
• America's greatest work of political philosophy is probably... Jun 3, 2013

  America's greatest work of political philosophy is probably “They Live.

• I'm gonna take some pills to help me forget certain parts... Jun 3, 2013

  I'm gonna take some pills to help me forget certain parts of my body during the flight.

• Anyway I'm reading a new book about the rise of Third Reich... Jun 3, 2013

  Anyway I'm reading a new book about the rise of Third Reich ideologies and while America has issues hoo doggies.

• If Adele's body didn't exist we'd have to make a fake Adele... Jun 3, 2013

  If Adele's body didn't exist we'd have to make a fake Adele for purposes of discussion.

• Karl Lagerfeld is saying something about Adele's body and... Jun 3, 2013

  Karl Lagerfeld is saying something about Adele's body and the interviewer laughs like “I hate to laugh, but I'm a reptile so I'll pretend.

• Watching CNN at JFK. There is a Taco Bell guy licking tacos... Jun 3, 2013

  Watching CNN at JFK. There is a Taco Bell guy licking tacos and the anchor lady gave a shout out to the Internet.

• Oh no they always catch things. But I do not write things... Jun 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 Oh no they always catch things. But I do not write things that can't be sourced.

• apparently i'm hard to work with Jun 3, 2013
• sounds like the nazis would have loved that lake Jun 3, 2013
• It's fine I love living in the attic so many books and... Jun 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 @lindseyweber @finn @Choire @spavis @mattbuchanan It's fine I love living in the attic so many books and things to accompany me.

• Very likely this is a picture of Lake Sebago:... Jun 3, 2013

  Very likely this is a picture of Lake Sebago: http://cartoons. osu.

• making them the EXACT OPPOSITE of this cartoon... Jun 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 @lindseyweber @finn @Choire @spavis @mattbuchanan making them the EXACT OPPOSITE of this cartoon http://cartoons. osu.

• oligotrophic bullshit is what that lake is Jun 3, 2013
• that lake hasn't put out a decent album since Harmacy Jun 3, 2013
• Unless you have an in-fridge water filter/chiller, which go... Jun 3, 2013

  Unless you have an in-fridge water filter/chiller, which go ahead and enjoy your privilege before the revolution.

• Drinking filtered NYC tap is like reading "House of Mirth,"... Jun 3, 2013

  Drinking filtered NYC tap is like reading "House of Mirth," but in the Readers Digest edition.

• NYC tap water is so good I drink that shit like it's water. Jun 3, 2013

  NYC tap water is so good I drink that shit like it's water.

• Dr. Stumptown or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love... Jun 3, 2013

  Dr. Stumptown or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barista http://www.

• You all realize it's like three weeks before @mattbuchanan... Jun 3, 2013

  You all realize it's like three weeks before @mattbuchanan is found in a Starbucks screaming about precious bodily fluids.

• Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ... Jun 3, 2013

  Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Women find light bulbs isolating, it's just innate gender differences.

• A program to teach job skills brought many ponies into... Jun 3, 2013

  A program to teach job skills brought many ponies into online marketing, making them "one weird trick ponies.

• Many ponies work in the sex industry which is where the... Jun 3, 2013

  Many ponies work in the sex industry which is where the expression "one trick pony" comes from.

• the ponies at the street fair today were named snickers and... Jun 3, 2013
• oh man if you want to find people in the thought police... Jun 3, 2013
• peter Jun 2, 2013
• Going to pound some rice now. Jun 2, 2013

  Going to pound some rice now.

• Error defined as "simply a failure to adjust immediately... Jun 2, 2013

  Error defined as "simply a failure to adjust immediately from a preconception to an actuality. " http://opinionator.

• “‘Taking a nap I pound the rice.’”... Jun 2, 2013

  “‘Taking a nap I pound the rice. ’” http://opinionator.

• “I would prefer not to wear holes in the carpet of my... Jun 2, 2013

  “I would prefer not to wear holes in the carpet of my mind. ” http://opinionator.

• John Cage's Four Walls as performed by Margaret Leng Tan... Jun 2, 2013

  John Cage's Four Walls as performed by Margaret Leng Tan http://open. spotify.

• I have to give a talk Wednesday in Minneapolis and I'm... Jun 2, 2013

  I have to give a talk Wednesday in Minneapolis and I'm wondering: How badly will I cut myself shaving that morning? http://confabevents.

• that was exactly the right thing to do. wow. Jun 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 that was exactly the right thing to do. wow.

• I immediately heard Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake... Jun 2, 2013
• m Jun 1, 2013
• Web: Does anyone remember a Flickr thread where a dude... Jun 1, 2013

  Web: Does anyone remember a Flickr thread where a dude posted classic photographs and people thought they were his and offered crit?

• i would kudo you a thousand times Jun 1, 2013
• Which is why I'm proud to announce Writers on Writing on... Jun 1, 2013

  Which is why I'm proud to announce Writers on Writing on Writers on Writing, a new book by writers about writing about writers on writing.

• WHY won't any writers take a risk and write ABOUT the... Jun 1, 2013

  WHY won't any writers take a risk and write ABOUT the writing process? Is it just some fear of appearing self-absorbed and irrelevant?

• no shame in admitting that watching this internet archive... May 31, 2013

  no shame in admitting that watching this internet archive documentary makes me real emotional http://vimeo.

• Bob Benson's Secret May 31, 2013
• Don Really Needs to Go to a Meeting May 31, 2013
• Twins after blueberries https://vine.co/v/bY0xn2YV0Xt May 31, 2013

  Twins after blueberries https://vine.

• “4. You don’t write personal essays.”... May 31, 2013

  “4. You don’t write personal essays.

• It is true, America needs mass-produced fried croissants so... May 31, 2013

  It is true, America needs mass-produced fried croissants so that innovation in the Breakfast Cronutwich can proceed.

• THIS BAKERY (drops rolling pin; shockwaves explode all... May 31, 2013

  THIS BAKERY (drops rolling pin; shockwaves explode all windows) IS NOT (exploding flour cloud) A CRONUT STORE (apron turns to gold).

• “I've said it once and will say it again: This bakery is... May 31, 2013

  “I've said it once and will say it again: This bakery is not a cronut store. ” http://nymag.

• you'd never know May 31, 2013
• a whole afternoon flushed right down the friendhole May 31, 2013
• I respect that Warren Buffett invests in two things that... May 31, 2013

  I respect that Warren Buffett invests in two things that America needs to stay strong: Local newspapers and abortion.

• wow remember millennials was that even a thing May 31, 2013
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fh6eLXGmog May 31, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @michaelroston http://www. youtube.

• Here is a set of paragraph symbols to help you today:... May 31, 2013

  Here is a set of paragraph symbols to help you today: #page /n17/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• no post its on google glass rusty May 31, 2013
• i found this old moldy list of kids in my little league in... May 31, 2013
• wait that was a weird humblebrag May 31, 2013
• “And the worst flight of all? ”... May 31, 2013

  “And the worst flight of all? ” http://online.

• “‘They always ask for my feedback and I can't keep coming... May 31, 2013

  “‘They always ask for my feedback and I can't keep coming up with worse words. ’” http://online.

• A professional is just a slightly older fraud. May 31, 2013

  A professional is just a slightly older fraud.

• “I wouldn’t say it qualifies as ‘genius,’ and it might get... May 31, 2013

  “I wouldn’t say it qualifies as ‘genius,’ and it might get you expelled from some universities. ” http://www.

• There's absolutely no reason for you to watch Ashton... May 31, 2013

  There's absolutely no reason for you to watch Ashton Kutcher and John Doerr talk to each other, @rustyk5 , because you already have chickens.

• Spelling bee memory: I was in 3d grade, trying for... May 31, 2013

  Spelling bee memory: I was in 3d grade, trying for "necessary," when Mike R— showed me his testicles. Went silent, was disqualified.

• “The way HireArt works, explained Sharef (who was my... May 31, 2013

  “The way HireArt works, explained Sharef (who was my daughter’s college roommate)” http://www. nytimes.

• There's this one episode of Jack Benny where they go, "AND... May 29, 2013

  There's this one episode of Jack Benny where they go, "AND NOW FOR SPOT NEWS. " [dog barking] "THAT WAS SPOT.

• i want you to spend so much money on me that it makes... May 29, 2013
• i want to tell you how much i love you so i built a... May 29, 2013
• i want to be the snow fall of your heart May 29, 2013
• it paced itself and kept revealing more and more, never... May 29, 2013
• that might be the greatest slideshow May 29, 2013
• When not decorating his place in Shostakovich's old... May 29, 2013

  When not decorating his place in Shostakovich's old building in deco-Stalinist style, he cruises in his PT Cruiser. http://www.

• If Sheila E had married Prince how would she have... May 29, 2013

  If Sheila E had married Prince how would she have hyphenated her last name?

• I was in college before I learned that dogies are not... May 29, 2013

  I was in college before I learned that dogies are not doggies in Sweet Baby James.

• Now is the time in planning the talk when I cut six hours... May 29, 2013

  Now is the time in planning the talk when I cut six hours down to ten minutes and realize I am 50 minutes short.

• My programming language only supports corn and I need one... May 29, 2013

  My programming language only supports corn and I need one that handles unicorn.

• good listserve May 29, 2013
• Bring back the Boy Spies of America!... May 28, 2013

  Bring back the Boy Spies of America! http://en.

• Emu later http://gothamist.com/2013/05/28/an_emu_drowned.php May 28, 2013

  Emu later http://gothamist. com/2013/05/28/an_emu_drowned.

• what if they shut it down right now and said that they... May 28, 2013
• This is the platonic essence of animated gif cartoons about... May 28, 2013

  This is the platonic essence of animated gif cartoons about salesmen http://caricaturelondon. files.

• gotta hand it to you you really drew me into your web of... May 28, 2013
• What if someone said they were selected for the Listserve... May 28, 2013

  What if someone said they were selected for the Listserve but it was just for attention?

• J. R. R. u kidding? May 28, 2013

  J. R.

• It's crazy for a fictional character to have all those... May 28, 2013

  It's crazy for a fictional character to have all those powers. I mean shapeshifting sure but immunity to heat?

• Here is the link, and Gandalf has a lot of powers.... May 28, 2013

  Here is the link, and Gandalf has a lot of powers. http://www.

• What powers does Gandalf possess? - Quora May 28, 2013

  What powers does Gandalf possess?

• "at night, when hominid eyes were closed" is a truly great... May 28, 2013

  "at night, when hominid eyes were closed" is a truly great qualifier for night. http://en.

• some questions about eyebrows were never meant to be asked May 28, 2013
• It must have been sad to find that the page is inconclusive... May 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 It must have been sad to find that the page is inconclusive regarding eyebrow function.

• To create a fuller look, eyebrows can be cloned in an... May 28, 2013

  To create a fuller look, eyebrows can be cloned in an eyebrow transplant.

• for example, eyebrows can KEEP TIGERS AWAY just wear a mask... May 28, 2013

  for example, eyebrows can KEEP TIGERS AWAY just wear a mask on the back of your head http://en. wikipedia.

• the eyebrow page on Wikipedia is a freaking delight head... May 28, 2013
• WhereDidMyJamGo? May 27, 2013

  WhereDidMyJamGo?

• “‘For me, what’s subversive about Superman is that it’s not... May 26, 2013

  “‘For me, what’s subversive about Superman is that it’s not subversive. ’” http://www.

• Don and Betty Go to Camp May 26, 2013
• will yours have warm fuzzies May 26, 2013
• Sit down son. [Squall rises outside; house goes suddenly,... May 26, 2013

  @rustyk5 Sit down son. [Squall rises outside; house goes suddenly, ominously dark.

• “In the current upheaval, the desire to anoint someone... May 26, 2013

  “In the current upheaval, the desire to anoint someone else’s model is the mainstream media’s Achilles’ Leg. ” http://www.

• if we aren't disappointed it won't be the Listserve! May 25, 2013

  @rustyk5 @nzle @nostrich if we aren't disappointed it won't be the Listserve!

• ASCII pron May 25, 2013
• be cool be cool be cool you can do this May 25, 2013
• My wife texted "ream on top of my printer" and I forgot I'd... May 25, 2013

  My wife texted "ream on top of my printer" and I forgot I'd asked her to get paper. Highly awkward moment when she came home.

• i am going to regret this immediately but can anyone... May 25, 2013
• no May 25, 2013
• Toronto you have become interesting. May 25, 2013

  Toronto you have become interesting.

• “An Apple-1 computer, made in 1976, sold for a record... May 25, 2013

  “An Apple-1 computer, made in 1976, sold for a record $671,400 on Saturday at an auction in Germany. ” http://bits.

• To recover the One Trick one must learn the one trick.... May 25, 2013

  @rustyk5 To recover the One Trick one must learn the one trick.

• Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead,... May 24, 2013

  Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of GILETTE SHAVING CREAM on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

• here's a tip to #gogreen and #savetheearth did you know... May 24, 2013
• this whole system is designed to sell more towels May 24, 2013
• The respondent to that Dove tweet tends to say "3-4" but my... May 24, 2013
• fair question May 24, 2013
• a free textbook on discrete mathematics for comp sci with... May 24, 2013

  a free textbook on discrete mathematics for comp sci with LOTS of ads http://self. gutenberg.

• the crucifix...MELTING May 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 the crucifix...

• let's go up to the church attic i think i hear a noise May 24, 2013
• Sure, you provide safety and security while everyone else... May 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 Sure, you provide safety and security while everyone else fingerbangs. But remember EVERYONE gets to drink the hot cider.

• As my youth pastor used to say, [removes guitar from a case... May 24, 2013
• listen you can't have a youth-group hayride unless somebody... May 24, 2013
• These are promotional tweets because I've worshipped Wally... May 24, 2013

  These are promotional tweets because I've worshipped Wally since I was 12 and his AMERICAN GHOUL book is BATSHIT http://www. amazon.

• Do I wish I'd had a novel about a sensitive punk rock... May 24, 2013

  Do I wish I'd had a novel about a sensitive punk rock corpse-eating teen to guide me when I was younger? YES http://www.

• My pal Walt is giving away his BANANACAKES YA novel about... May 24, 2013

  My pal Walt is giving away his BANANACAKES YA novel about teenaged punk-rock corpse-eating ghouls today, for free. http://www.

• I just had this sudden memory of attending a kid's... May 24, 2013

  I just had this sudden memory of attending a kid's nutrition event in the 80s where a dude sang a song called “Carob Bean Queen.

• “‘No one understands a whole computer system anymore,’ Mr.... May 24, 2013

  “‘No one understands a whole computer system anymore,’ Mr. Willegal said.

• haha no just kidding i am actually right now in the process... May 24, 2013

  haha no just kidding i am actually right now in the process of recovering my password for http://pantsforthehuskyblogger.

• after months of training i just completed my first cryathlon May 24, 2013
• coming across dead people in my contacts and remembering... May 24, 2013
• i support a lifetime ban on writers who test positive for... May 24, 2013
• question: is it better to plant all the seeds, or to make... May 24, 2013

  question: is it better to plant all the seeds, or to make all the money?

• you were narrative and set scenes maybe you deserved better... May 24, 2013
• last night at midnight i held a funeral for the 1800 words... May 24, 2013
• history is pretty good about remembering money May 24, 2013
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cpUfI... May 24, 2013

  http://www. youtube.

• “‘The people who plant the seed are often forgotten through... May 24, 2013

  “‘The people who plant the seed are often forgotten through history,’ Molina said. ” http://www.

• “The site was extremely simple and contained a simple... May 24, 2013

  “The site was extremely simple and contained a simple archive system where posts were organized by month and year. ” http://www.

• #veryshortreads May 24, 2013
• Billy Joel: “I’m the Realtor to the stars.”... May 24, 2013

  Billy Joel: “I’m the Realtor to the stars. ” http://www.

• Oh for god's sake May 23, 2013
• "Piper's just here to empty her Diva Cup."... May 23, 2013

  "Piper's just here to empty her Diva Cup. " http://www.

• http://www.parkslopefamilycircus.com/ May 23, 2013

  http://www. parkslopefamilycircus.

• not sailing today huh May 23, 2013
• I keep reading the name of the in-testing "lady Viagra" as... May 23, 2013

  I keep reading the name of the in-testing "lady Viagra" as "LibriVox. " Which makes for a great name for a feminine libidinal pill, actually.

• A nice set of glitch resources at Rhizome... May 22, 2013

  A nice set of glitch resources at Rhizome http://rhizome.

• It was originally supposed to be gᾰf but it had no alpha... May 22, 2013

  It was originally supposed to be gᾰf but it had no alpha channel.

• I'm pronouncing "png" as "phing." May 22, 2013

  I'm pronouncing "png" as "phing.

• what May 22, 2013
• You ever get the feeling like you've been preparing for... May 22, 2013

  You ever get the feeling like you've been preparing for something your whole life? I feel that way about this spinach wrap.

• here let me ruin your afternoon... May 22, 2013

  here let me ruin your afternoon http://www. youtube.

• There is an age where slow, emotive acoustic covers of pop... May 22, 2013

  There is an age where slow, emotive acoustic covers of pop songs seem really cool, and then that age passes.

• Since you asked, my standing desk setup. The Drakkar Noir... May 22, 2013

  Since you asked, my standing desk setup. The Drakkar Noir was left here but I keep it as a warning.

• “Or they kill the rats right after a moment of craving or... May 22, 2013

  “Or they kill the rats right after a moment of craving or copulation. ” http://www.

• world masters of rat lust a novel forthcoming from fsg May 22, 2013
• “He stops at a folding table set up between two video... May 22, 2013

  “He stops at a folding table set up between two video screens showing continuous reels of gay pornography. ” http://www.

• “One of the world’s masters of rat lust is Jim Pfaus...who... May 22, 2013

  “One of the world’s masters of rat lust is Jim Pfaus... who used to sing in a punk band called Mold.

• “Though the predator was tender, though he was cherished.”... May 22, 2013

  “Though the predator was tender, though he was cherished. ” http://www.

• see you tomorrow May 21, 2013
• since i hurt my leg i've gone 100% standing desk and [7,000... May 21, 2013
• anyway she was cool and smoking crack is no joke UNLESS you... May 21, 2013
• “Far from just being a PC move, including black people in... May 21, 2013

  “Far from just being a PC move, including black people in the Mad Men universe makes sense in the context o/history. ” http://www.

• i had a friend who was a recovering crack addict and i used... May 21, 2013
• I bet Rob Ford really wants some crack right about now. May 21, 2013

  I bet Rob Ford really wants some crack right about now.

• complicated listserve May 21, 2013
• “Mr. Junge, who was 62 at the time, said the idea that it... May 21, 2013

  “Mr. Junge, who was 62 at the time, said the idea that it could mean whores had not crossed his mind.

• until we decided to kill ourselves, but that would be the... May 21, 2013
• dude can puppets skype May 21, 2013
• truly the best in weeks. rusty can we a sort of statler... May 21, 2013

  @rustyk5 @samfbiddle truly the best in weeks. rusty can we a sort of statler waldorf thing where we judge trolling?

• i think we all learned something very valuable today May 21, 2013
• bring a bag so you can take your brains home because i am... May 21, 2013
• There will be no more questions ever after that keynote in... May 21, 2013

  There will be no more questions ever after that keynote in Minneapolis on June 5. We will all know exactly what to do next.

• i have a fox puppet and a hedgehog puppet and one of them... May 21, 2013

  i have a fox puppet and a hedgehog puppet and one of them is going to eat the other WHICH ONE http://confabevents. com/index.

• my closing keynote at 2013 confab in Minneapolis is going... May 21, 2013
• from of my forehead yes that is what i said from of what... May 21, 2013
• oh god i have to go the hospital to get my palm extracted... May 21, 2013
• anything that threatens my uninhibited flow of images and... May 21, 2013
• honestly even bringing up that the internet would prefer it... May 21, 2013
• the internet really would prefer it if you didn't bring up... May 21, 2013
• oh hey guys you blew it up goddamn you all to hell well see... May 20, 2013
• The Internet is finding the Statue of Liberty buried on the... May 20, 2013

  The Internet is finding the Statue of Liberty buried on the beach EVERY DAY.

• my doctor is very trusting and very busy at once May 20, 2013
• it's been a few hours so maybe I'm detoxing May 20, 2013
• This train car for instance is filled with the vilest... May 20, 2013

  This train car for instance is filled with the vilest bastards on earth and the Manhattan Bridge would do us a service by collapsing now.

• I'm incredibly angry for no clear reason. I can't tell... May 20, 2013

  I'm incredibly angry for no clear reason. I can't tell whether it's because of the Internet, or SoHo, or that I'm on all this codeine.

• It's not that the comments are patronizing or offensive;... May 20, 2013

  It's not that the comments are patronizing or offensive; that's part of my job. It's watching people unknowingly humilate themselves.

• I almost wrote a different piece because I knew the... May 20, 2013

  I almost wrote a different piece because I knew the comments would be a shitshow. But then, you know, fuck it.

• It's Mad Men Monday! http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/tv_c... May 20, 2013

  It's Mad Men Monday! http://www.

• dear human language we are sorry sincerely technology May 19, 2013
• say monetize eyeballs say it see what happens May 19, 2013
• “‘The challenge has always been, how do you monetize... May 19, 2013

  “‘The challenge has always been, how do you monetize eyeballs? ’ said blargle blargle blargle blargle.

• There is no worse waste of time than worrying about someone... May 19, 2013

  There is no worse waste of time than worrying about someone else's money.

• sounds euphemistic then again what doesn't? May 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 sounds euphemistic then again what doesn't?

• Prospect Park makes just $75k from GoogaMooga.... May 19, 2013

  Prospect Park makes just $75k from GoogaMooga. http://cityroom.

• distract him. show him how to build a publishing platform. May 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 distract him. show him how to build a publishing platform.

• true the hospital makes it a royal pain to return them,... May 19, 2013
• maybe you should get a new baby May 19, 2013
• good baby May 19, 2013
• What happens when you call off a brand engagement? Who... May 18, 2013

  What happens when you call off a brand engagement? Who keeps the impact?

• First you allow gay marriage and now millions of people are... May 18, 2013

  First you allow gay marriage and now millions of people are engaged with brands.

• HR just rejected my request for three months caternity... May 18, 2013

  HR just rejected my request for three months caternity leave.

• I just learned the word “whitesplaining.” Let me tell you... May 18, 2013

  I just learned the word “whitesplaining. ” Let me tell you what it means.

• “Everyone loves sponsored content because it is the best... May 17, 2013

  “Everyone loves sponsored content because it is the best and so fucking cool, sources everywhere say. ” http://www.

• The worst part of the air sex competition is when people... May 17, 2013

  The worst part of the air sex competition is when people just cry for two minutes.

• is that an official pycon event? May 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 is that an official pycon event?

• “you must have at least one invisible person (or object)... May 17, 2013

  “you must have at least one invisible person (or object) that you are making love to. ” http://www.

• this thing goes deep May 17, 2013
• not pence? May 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 not pence?

• Just about every conversation with a Perennial ends with... May 17, 2013

  Just about every conversation with a Perennial ends with the words "neti pot.

• Perennials are the generation that uses Facebook and... May 17, 2013

  Perennials are the generation that uses Facebook and Twitter to complain about their sinuses.

• #perennials May 17, 2013
• “We stood, naked, before each other with no secrets, no... May 17, 2013

  “We stood, naked, before each other with no secrets, no rules, and no shame. ” http://www.

• You should have seen the two paragraphs I just had to kill.... May 17, 2013

  You should have seen the two paragraphs I just had to kill. I felt like Richard III with his nephews.

• you know what they say about writing eighth draft's the... May 17, 2013
• Big Smoker May 16, 2013
• something something Etobicoke nah forget it May 16, 2013
• You don't get many headlines like that May 16, 2013
• Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smokes Crack... May 16, 2013

  Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smokes Crack http://gawker.

• People would be annoyed. May 16, 2013

  @rustyk5 People would be annoyed.

• The cloud can't handle me right now. May 16, 2013

  The cloud can't handle me right now.

• I was going to take a covert photo of this weird-looking... May 16, 2013
• sometimes i want to believe in god just to spite these... May 16, 2013
• The fox, the hedgehog, and Jon Snow. May 15, 2013

  The fox, the hedgehog, and Jon Snow.

• “I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone.”... May 15, 2013

  “I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. ” http://www.

• Why a man eats another man's heart... May 15, 2013

  Why a man eats another man's heart http://www. cnn.

• yep that's the leg May 15, 2013
• sat wrong then biked on it. this is more of a lifetime of... May 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mattbuchanan sat wrong then biked on it. this is more of a lifetime of bad decisions thing than a single event.

• codeine 4 is that a lot? May 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mattbuchanan codeine 4 is that a lot?

• rusty May 15, 2013
• it's only fair that it be me May 15, 2013
• On Court St. there's a yoga studio where the pet... May 15, 2013

  On Court St. there's a yoga studio where the pet crematorium was and I said to my wife “from upward dog to downward dog” anyway I'm single.

• Meyer Wolfsheim is just a guy. May 14, 2013

  Meyer Wolfsheim is just a guy.

• Tom Buchanan is a cannon dressed as a ghost in the Grape... May 14, 2013

  Tom Buchanan is a cannon dressed as a ghost in the Grape Gatsby. He espouses racist theories and goes whooo and occasionally explodes.

• Cartoon idea set in the 20s: Nick Carraway is a seed;... May 14, 2013

  Cartoon idea set in the 20s: Nick Carraway is a seed; Myrtle a leaf; Daisy a daisy. Jordan Baker a loaf of bread.

• I'm loving my new screaming desk. May 14, 2013

  I'm loving my new screaming desk.

• I see you faving it feels nice May 14, 2013
• i actually threw that phone out the window May 14, 2013
• ascii pr0n for me May 14, 2013
• for example the top-earning affiliate once won a David Lee... May 14, 2013
• did your copy of THE CDNOW STORY come? I just started to... May 14, 2013

  @peterrojas did your copy of THE CDNOW STORY come?

• it's cool i kind of like it May 14, 2013
• hurt my leg, headed to the doctor May 14, 2013
• hi May 14, 2013
• At Slate TV Club @stevensonseth closes out the week asking:... May 14, 2013

  At Slate TV Club @stevensonseth closes out the week asking: WHO has the plan? http://www.

• “Matthew Weiner has often confessed that he plans this show... May 14, 2013

  “Matthew Weiner has often confessed that he plans this show one season at a time, with no idea what lies beyond. ” http://www.

• “He is two bare feet away from becoming a slightly more... May 14, 2013

  “He is two bare feet away from becoming a slightly more with-it Bert Cooper. ” http://www.

• "Fragments of Time" by Daft Punk is a great Steely Dan song. May 14, 2013

  "Fragments of Time" by Daft Punk is a great Steely Dan song.

• Internet tip: If you have to ask “is it too much to ask”... May 14, 2013

  Internet tip: If you have to ask “is it too much to ask” then the answer is always yes.

• many. Lots of hacky things have been creeping in. Need to... May 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 many. Lots of hacky things have been creeping in.

• One of the reasons I've been writing so much lately is to... May 13, 2013

  One of the reasons I've been writing so much lately is to figure out what's wrong with my writing.

• weirdly-- inverse correlation! I just have the ability to... May 13, 2013

  @abackstrom weirdly-- inverse correlation! I just have the ability to think that way now that I'm solvent.

• I have a ton of work tonight but all I really want to do is... May 13, 2013

  I have a ton of work tonight but all I really want to do is regress 15 years.

• Usually I don't do either. May 13, 2013

  Usually I don't do either.

• Most of the time when I get upset about something the... May 13, 2013

  Most of the time when I get upset about something the easiest fix is to stop paying attention. The rest of the times I should write a check.

• I was thinking. What we could call the Internet of... May 13, 2013

  @mariabustillos I was thinking. What we could call the Internet of preservationists and digital humanitarians?

• In the spring of 1918 my wife got a fever and three days... May 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 In the spring of 1918 my wife got a fever and three days later she was dead.

• “With the enlargement of a writer's fame comes the... May 13, 2013

  “With the enlargement of a writer's fame comes the lessening of... editorial imperatives to which he must conform.

• “It's the Internet of preservationists and digital... May 13, 2013

  “It's the Internet of preservationists and digital humanitarians, of scholars and intellectuals of all kinds. ” http://www.

• No one will publish this 3,000-word essay I wrote about... May 13, 2013

  No one will publish this 3,000-word essay I wrote about deleting my Klout account.

• Aaaaaaaaaaaand here are my thoughts on Mad Men for Slate,... May 13, 2013

  Aaaaaaaaaaaand here are my thoughts on Mad Men for Slate, http://www. slate.

• goddammit All Day Pajama Enthusiast is the best blog name... May 13, 2013
• you are rich May 13, 2013
• no it's just why we can't look away May 13, 2013
• because it will only happen once May 13, 2013
• Millennials think they INVENTED narcissism when everyone... May 13, 2013

  Millennials think they INVENTED narcissism when everyone knows it was me.

• I just reread it this weekend and agree. May 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 I just reread it this weekend and agree.

• well goddammit May 13, 2013
• Here's something I wrote on how BING CROSBY used NAZI... May 13, 2013

  Here's something I wrote on how BING CROSBY used NAZI TECHNOLOGY to create SILICON VALLEY http://www. newyorker.

• Don Draper Is Angel from Buffy, but Without the Danger May 12, 2013
• “More married women join http://AshleyMadison.com following... May 12, 2013

  “More married women join http://AshleyMadison. com following Mother's Day than any other day out of the year.

• a vacation but from myself May 12, 2013
• i am working through “curiosity bowl” May 12, 2013
• oh god this geography game http://www.geoguessr.com?v=eyJ0b3... May 12, 2013

  oh god this geography game http://www. geoguessr.

• Infomercial: A 40-year-old man sticks a pencil in a Sebadoh... May 11, 2013

  Infomercial: A 40-year-old man sticks a pencil in a Sebadoh cassette and tape goes everywhere. Caption: THANKS, MILLENNIALS.

• I want people to make choices with their hatred. May 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 I want people to make choices with their hatred.

• I'm working on some writing that just about everyone will... May 11, 2013

  I'm working on some writing that just about everyone will hate at some level. I'm not sorry, just telling you ahead of time.

• http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/mamahot_2008/01e429... May 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://i524. photobucket.

• Also: Mom in a hijab came up to gathering of young men and... May 10, 2013

  Also: Mom in a hijab came up to gathering of young men and pulled her 20-something son away BY HIS EAR.

• On Coney Island Avenue looking out the window is a good way... May 10, 2013

  On Coney Island Avenue looking out the window is a good way to learn about foreign policy.

• People waving flags. One guy had PTI painted on the back of... May 10, 2013

  People waving flags. One guy had PTI painted on the back of his hatchback.

• Ditmas just went bananas over elections in Pakistan,... May 10, 2013

  Ditmas just went bananas over elections in Pakistan, complete with a dude doing wheelies on a motorcycle.

• I just told my wife I loved and appreciated her. She... May 10, 2013

  I just told my wife I loved and appreciated her. She replied: “Stop procrastinating.

• worse I remember liking it while being really excited about... May 10, 2013
• oh my god yes May 9, 2013
• millennial cats sleep all day May 9, 2013
• “But many Turks still balk at the prospect of surgery to... May 8, 2013

  “But many Turks still balk at the prospect of surgery to thicken one's whiskers. ” http://online.

• rain settled down a lot @rustyk5 May 8, 2013
• “The woman at the desk didn’t take kindly to the tapping:... May 8, 2013

  “The woman at the desk didn’t take kindly to the tapping: ‘Have a little patience, you snotty American brat. ’” http://www.

• too late i egifted him a susan kare panda doll on facebook... May 8, 2013
• that guy's gonna be okay May 8, 2013
• good listserve May 8, 2013
• How Bing Crosby and the Nazis Helped to Create Silicon Valley May 7, 2013
• Some Mad Men hierarchies in Slate:... May 7, 2013

  Some Mad Men hierarchies in Slate: http://www. slate.

• “Faraway is, in many respects, a perfect commuter game.”... May 6, 2013

  “Faraway is, in many respects, a perfect commuter game. ” http://www.

• Google+ is sort of the global intranet. May 6, 2013

  Google+ is sort of the global intranet.

• “The time bomb in my head” by @MadMelvina... May 6, 2013

  “The time bomb in my head” by @MadMelvina https://medium. com/death-cafe/29ac291d4c8f Is great.

• who's going to that thing tonight May 6, 2013
• there's that. i'm really puzzled in general here. May 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 there's that. i'm really puzzled in general here.

• i can't read it, i don't understand May 6, 2013
• ponda May 6, 2013
• “You have delighted us long enough. Let the other young... May 6, 2013

  “You have delighted us long enough. Let the other young ladies have time to exhibit.

• “Don’t worry, I’m bringing my iPhone with me.”... May 6, 2013

  “Don’t worry, I’m bringing my iPhone with me. ” http://parislemon.

• “The only people who are resistant are the writers: ‘I’m... May 6, 2013

  “The only people who are resistant are the writers: ‘I’m making art, I can’t possibly do this. ’” http://www.

• http://www.onegrosspit.com/topics/worth-it May 6, 2013

  http://www. onegrosspit.

• I'm trying to source a Hitchcock quote. "The public likes... May 6, 2013

  I'm trying to source a Hitchcock quote. "The public likes to watch a man who's good at his work.

• or a simile, I guess, since contracting is /like/ a... May 6, 2013
• sometimes a metaphor just gets away from you you know May 6, 2013
• “The good thing is that, like a colonoscopy, once the... May 6, 2013

  “The good thing is that, like a colonoscopy, once the remodeling is over, you won’t need another one for years. ” http://opinionator.

• Oh man @justin_bonanno a Game of Thrones/NYC private school... May 6, 2013

  Oh man @justin_bonanno a Game of Thrones/NYC private school mashup will... probably appear on Vulture in the next six hours.

• “Really, can you put a price on humility?” Would be an... May 6, 2013

  “Really, can you put a price on humility? ” Would be an amazing ad slogan for a private school in NYC.

• This NYT article about the $43k/yr Avenues school convinced... May 6, 2013

  This NYT article about the $43k/yr Avenues school convinced me to teach my children humility no matter what the cost. http://www.

• “Privileged parents want to control everything in their... May 6, 2013

  “Privileged parents want to control everything in their kids’ lives. ” http://www.

• My answer to should we arm our very small children is... May 6, 2013

  My answer to should we arm our very small children is punching this reporter in the face.

• “Two other men told a newspaper reporter, ‘If you had any... May 6, 2013

  “Two other men told a newspaper reporter, ‘If you had any sense, you’d get out of here. You’re next, buddy.

• And now I await @HannaRosin and @stevensonseth responses.... May 6, 2013

  And now I await @HannaRosin and @stevensonseth responses. This is the inviolable nature of Slate TV Club, founded in 1749.

• Heyyyyy good morning would you like my thoughts on Mad Men... May 6, 2013

  Heyyyyy good morning would you like my thoughts on Mad Men http://www. slate.

• Don Wants to Stand Before Kings May 5, 2013
• shani May 4, 2013
• stop flirting May 4, 2013
• One thing about Scatman John is that he really tried to... May 3, 2013

  One thing about Scatman John is that he really tried to touch people with his scat. But for a long time no one would pick up his scat.

• here is one of the songs i discussed on soundcheck today... May 3, 2013

  here is one of the songs i discussed on soundcheck today you should watch the video http://www. youtube.

• If you haven't heard enough of my voice, here I am on... May 3, 2013

  If you haven't heard enough of my voice, here I am on Soundcheck (airs tonight) http://soundcheck. wnyc.

• It's a lot shorter now it's just a picture of a cop... May 3, 2013
• I didn't edit it so much as social media edit it. May 3, 2013

  I didn't edit it so much as social media edit it.

• Here is a link to the complete broadcast day from 1939... May 3, 2013

  Here is a link to the complete broadcast day from 1939 http://archive.

• I'm on a poddddcasssstt with @zeldman guys guys... May 3, 2013

  I'm on a poddddcasssstt with @zeldman guys guys http://www. zeldman.

• good standup guys see you tomorrow May 3, 2013
• After many years of marriage my wife just blurted out that... May 2, 2013

  After many years of marriage my wife just blurted out that she once had a Fidonet address.

• This tweet goes out to all the ladies on the BM2 bus just... May 2, 2013

  This tweet goes out to all the ladies on the BM2 bus just pulling in at Cortelyou.

• I wrote that last tweet because I want everyone to know its... May 2, 2013

  I wrote that last tweet because I want everyone to know its okay to not be funny all the time.

• I've been thinking strategically all day and boy we should... May 2, 2013

  I've been thinking strategically all day and boy we should stop flapping our arms and switch to fixed-wing aircraft.

• If something is going to go out to all the ladies chances... May 2, 2013

  If something is going to go out to all the ladies chances are I'm going to like it a lot.

• Actually I do have an opinion. I like things that go out to... May 2, 2013

  Actually I do have an opinion. I like things that go out to all the ladies.

• I don't have any opinions on anything. May 2, 2013

  I don't have any opinions on anything.

• Guys it's just the nicest day outside. May 2, 2013

  Guys it's just the nicest day outside.

• easily remedied May 2, 2013
• hug%20your%20kids.ani May 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 hug%20your%20kids.

• seriously she nearly got me beat up yesterday May 2, 2013
• Can someone assign a "know your Carrs" piece so I can keep... May 2, 2013

  Can someone assign a "know your Carrs" piece so I can keep all the various Carrs writing about media straight? A Carr Crash course.

• I'm only going to tweet using Bookworm Adventures words... May 1, 2013

  I'm only going to tweet using Bookworm Adventures words from now on, so pod rod yore zap dun zip ran, qua dun wool dire.

• National Organization for Marriage I am in you. May 1, 2013

  National Organization for Marriage I am in you.

• I don't like when people go places and tweet "I am in you."... May 1, 2013

  I don't like when people go places and tweet "I am in you. " It needly sexualizes Minneapolis, for example.

• Working in an office with my wife this morning. Shit got... May 1, 2013

  Working in an office with my wife this morning. Shit got real fast.

• i was at hate 3,000 but then i installed hatestrom it helps... May 1, 2013
• my #1 productivity tip is to batch your hating into... May 1, 2013
• how many chins is too many asking for a friend May 1, 2013
• imagine hating just one or two people at a time and not... May 1, 2013
• How do they know when to be angry? May 1, 2013

  How do they know when to be angry?

• Today, as an exercise, I'm going to imagine what it's like... May 1, 2013

  Today, as an exercise, I'm going to imagine what it's like for people who don't dick around all day on the Internet professionally.

• “Upstairs, workers earned as little as $40 a month making... May 1, 2013

  “Upstairs, workers earned as little as $40 a month making clothes for retailers like J. C.

• Perhaps I need a new approach to kickers. May 1, 2013

  Perhaps I need a new approach to kickers.

• That wasn't even the "perhaps" kicker I was talking about. May 1, 2013

  That wasn't even the "perhaps" kicker I was talking about.

• Complete with a "perhaps" kicker. May 1, 2013

  Complete with a "perhaps" kicker.

• Something I wrote about hardware emulation for Hemispheres,... May 1, 2013

  Something I wrote about hardware emulation for Hemispheres, the inflight mag of United: http://www. hemispheresmagazine.

• [Oslo prefers to import English garbage over Italian... Apr 30, 2013

  [Oslo prefers to import English garbage over Italian garbage. ] “‘It’s a sensitive question,’ Mr.

• Man musicians make you feel for the major labels sometimes. Apr 30, 2013

  Man musicians make you feel for the major labels sometimes.

• “Because in my view, in this business which is totally... Apr 30, 2013

  “Because in my view, in this business which is totally talent-driven, it’s about horses, not races. ” http://www.

• Where Are You on the Existential Hierarchy of Mad Men? Apr 30, 2013
• Did You Notice That Grandma Ida Was a Negro? Apr 30, 2013
• guys http://jacketupload.macmillanusa.com/jackets/high_res/j... Apr 30, 2013

  guys http://jacketupload. macmillanusa.

• no thank god it's okay Apr 29, 2013
• didn't it burn out? i heard it burned out. Apr 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ashponders didn't it burn out? i heard it burned out.

• seriously one hammer and i make history Apr 29, 2013
• oh god i love that experiment Apr 29, 2013
• I'm liveblogging the The International Prototype Kilogram... Apr 29, 2013
• let me show you the trackbacks of my people Apr 29, 2013
• too far Apr 29, 2013
• is sniffing it going to far do they sniff on the verge Apr 29, 2013
• I mean I could basically write the whole review on the box,... Apr 29, 2013

  I mean I could basically write the whole review on the box, which clearly represents thousands of decisions unto itself.

• I just got a physical object in the mail to review that is... Apr 29, 2013

  I just got a physical object in the mail to review that is not a book and it feels so weird. Do I "unbox"?

• “I built this for you son, on the finest keywords.” “But... Apr 29, 2013

  “I built this for you son, on the finest keywords. ” “But Dad, I don't WANT to optimize.

• We're only ten or fifteen years away from children not... Apr 29, 2013

  We're only ten or fifteen years away from children not wanting to take on the family blog from their parents.

• This SEO strategy belongs to the world now. Apr 29, 2013

  This SEO strategy belongs to the world now.

• Here my children this enormous database of blog comments is... Apr 29, 2013

  Here my children this enormous database of blog comments is yours now.

• omg you nailed it I am on the bm3 and my eyes are on fire Apr 29, 2013
• If you wanted to set a reality show on Brooklyn express... Apr 29, 2013

  If you wanted to set a reality show on Brooklyn express buses it would be called America's Strongest Perfumes.

• I'm on an express bus to Ditmas listening to T'Pau so no,... Apr 29, 2013

  I'm on an express bus to Ditmas listening to T'Pau so no, in answer to your question, I really don't.

• Wikipedia has had a lot of stuff up its ass. Apr 29, 2013

  Wikipedia has had a lot of stuff up its ass.

• Does the Wikipedia figging page need a picture of ginger... Apr 29, 2013

  Does the Wikipedia figging page need a picture of ginger root? Or does form dictate content in this case?

• Figblogging is next, and the figblogger conference. And the... Apr 29, 2013

  Figblogging is next, and the figblogger conference. And the Figbloggercon code of conduct.

• Does everything need a name? Like figging. Did that need a... Apr 29, 2013

  Does everything need a name? Like figging.

• I am really bummed by the NYPD in one of these photos.... Apr 29, 2013

  I am really bummed by the NYPD in one of these photos. Every cop stereotype is on display.

• “‘It was such generic, violent misogyny. In a way, I didn't... Apr 29, 2013

  “‘It was such generic, violent misogyny. In a way, I didn't feel it was about me.

• semiotics lol Apr 29, 2013
• “Even though they are in front of a camera, they feel they... Apr 29, 2013

  “Even though they are in front of a camera, they feel they have anonymity because they are crossing behind me. ” http://www.

• Guys it's Monday so it must be me in Slate's Mad Men TV... Apr 29, 2013

  Guys it's Monday so it must be me in Slate's Mad Men TV club http://www. slate.

• Mornings when the last sentence in your kicker graf opens... Apr 29, 2013

  Mornings when the last sentence in your kicker graf opens with "perhaps" and you realize that you're shitting the literary bed.

• rusty is that THE most important lesson? Apr 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 rusty is that THE most important lesson?

• It's so nice when well-organized digital content has tidy... Apr 28, 2013

  It's so nice when well-organized digital content has tidy source code as well.

• This is very nice on tomatoes and then if you look at the... Apr 28, 2013

  This is very nice on tomatoes and then if you look at the source it's very tidy as well http://joehewitt.

• Joan's Hug of Dawn Is Her Trying to Be a Person Apr 28, 2013
• Johnny Carson Pinterest http://pinterest.com/pamelarg/johnny... Apr 28, 2013

  Johnny Carson Pinterest http://pinterest.

• “[T]he one thing that has remained constant... Apr 28, 2013

  “[T]he one thing that has remained constant (‘unfortunately,’ he said) is his virginity. ” http://www.

• Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have. Apr 28, 2013

  Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have.

• Good Saturday question: "What was the best meal you had... Apr 27, 2013

  Good Saturday question: "What was the best meal you had last week? " In that it makes you think about what you jam in your craw.

• “Last spring, I decided to see for myself what the STAR... Apr 27, 2013

  “Last spring, I decided to see for myself what the STAR program was like. ” http://www.

• My wife is explaining Scandal to me. Apr 26, 2013

  My wife is explaining Scandal to me.

• I'm quantifying this. Apr 26, 2013

  I'm quantifying this.

• One of the things I'm working on is a way to spend time... Apr 26, 2013

  One of the things I'm working on is a way to spend time with my family while still innovating nonstop.

• The only thing that feels good after a week of innovating... Apr 26, 2013

  The only thing that feels good after a week of innovating is more innovating.

• Don't make me innovate at scale because I will. Apr 26, 2013

  Don't make me innovate at scale because I will.

• “There’s an Afghanistan room, too.”... Apr 25, 2013

  “There’s an Afghanistan room, too. ” http://www.

• “Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library’s... Apr 25, 2013

  “Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library’s Automatic Self-Guided Audio Tour.

• I still really like the way this interview with Steve from... Apr 25, 2013

  I still really like the way this interview with Steve from Blues' Clues ended up http://www. themorningnews.

• okay back to cutting and pasting shit into a spreadsheet... Apr 25, 2013
• Do you know what it's like to live in a world without... Apr 25, 2013

  Do you know what it's like to live in a world without adjectives? You can't know, because such a world is VERY DIFFICULT TO DESCRIBE.

• “In the future we don't have adjectives because YOU USED... Apr 25, 2013

  “In the future we don't have adjectives because YOU USED THEM ALL.

• "Who are you and why are you trying to kill me?" "I'm you... Apr 25, 2013

  "Who are you and why are you trying to kill me? " "I'm you from the future.

• God if you gave writers time machines they'd all go back in... Apr 25, 2013

  God if you gave writers time machines they'd all go back in time and kill themselves. Which could solve a lot of publishing's problems.

• you people don't deserve me [cues up a season of Angel] why... Apr 25, 2013
• kind of a great payoff, you know? you get to connect the... Apr 25, 2013

  kind of a great payoff, you know? you get to connect the stories to your life.

• "writing" "career" Apr 25, 2013
• sometimes you're just having a writing career and realize... Apr 25, 2013
• I find my prose insufferable here, but it's about the day I... Apr 25, 2013

  I find my prose insufferable here, but it's about the day I met my wife ("friendly-looking strangers"). http://www.

• Trying to get together a list of the stuff I've written... Apr 25, 2013

  Trying to get together a list of the stuff I've written over the last 15 years and found this MESSAGE FROM HISTORY: http://www. bizstone.

• jesus really had an amazing personal brand platform Apr 25, 2013
• It creeps into the conversations of the well-meaning James.... Apr 25, 2013

  @harej It creeps into the conversations of the well-meaning James. We must love everyone, even those with personal brands.

• in conclusion, boihwragopubwrag[ouhafuo[h Apr 25, 2013
• The problem is "personal brand platform." Often touted by... Apr 25, 2013

  The problem is "personal brand platform. " Often touted by people who don't understand personality, branding, or platforms.

• Also today: Signing in at radio station desk. Receptionist:... Apr 25, 2013

  Also today: Signing in at radio station desk. Receptionist: "Wait are you THE Tom Ford?

• If your personal brand platform isn't actually there to... Apr 25, 2013

  If your personal brand platform isn't actually there to help other people then you're basically an asshole.

• Talking last night at my @svaixd class about building... Apr 25, 2013

  Talking last night at my @svaixd class about building “personal brand platforms” I blurted out “just help people. ” Which holds up next day.

• Met an old German guy at a cocktail party. He ate all the... Apr 25, 2013

  Met an old German guy at a cocktail party. He ate all the toast points.

• Canada http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=VHQFDf96yrw&desktop_ur... Apr 25, 2013

  Canada http://m. youtube.

• check out this awesomeness http://letsfreecongress.org/ Apr 24, 2013

  check out this awesomeness http://letsfreecongress.

• Do you ever find yourself just wanting to grow a beard and... Apr 24, 2013

  Do you ever find yourself just wanting to grow a beard and yell “all religions are one! ” at passerby?

• “‘Please stop jumping,’ is the sentence I repeat more than... Apr 24, 2013

  “‘Please stop jumping,’ is the sentence I repeat more than any other (followed by “Do we have any more wine? ”” http://parenting.

• night! Apr 23, 2013

  night!

• i get that. i've got to wind down myself. Apr 23, 2013

  @harej i get that. i've got to wind down myself.

• great to see you james things going okay? Apr 23, 2013

  @harej great to see you james things going okay?

• this 72-hour energy drink is strong stuff Apr 23, 2013
• hello Apr 23, 2013
• Sometimes I mash up old Verizon ads with anti-meth ads in... Apr 22, 2013

  Sometimes I mash up old Verizon ads with anti-meth ads in my head. Would you lose your virginity by fax?

• hello! just busy with a big new writing thing. Apr 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 hello! just busy with a big new writing thing.

• “On Mad Men. Why?  The pure-hearted won’t last long in that... Apr 22, 2013

  “On Mad Men. Why?

• Don Draper is a man who creates emptiness and that is his... Apr 22, 2013

  Don Draper is a man who creates emptiness and that is his secret power. http://www.

• “The top schools fill their classrooms, but many two-year,... Apr 22, 2013

  “The top schools fill their classrooms, but many two-year, full-time MBA programmes are struggling. ” http://www.

• “What if universities declared a moratorium on new... Apr 22, 2013

  “What if universities declared a moratorium on new construction? ” http://www.

• “An earlier version of this article misspelled goras as... Apr 22, 2013

  “An earlier version of this article misspelled goras as ghoras. The former means ‘whites,’ the latter, uh, ‘horses.

• “If no American minority but Jews is as powerful, surely no... Apr 22, 2013

  “If no American minority but Jews is as powerful, surely no minority is as smug. ” http://www.

• “Banks think 25-year-olds who execute deals that bring in... Apr 22, 2013

  “Banks think 25-year-olds who execute deals that bring in eight figures of revenue are worth six figures of salary. ” http://www.

• “New research this week found that Tylenol altered the way... Apr 21, 2013

  “New research this week found that Tylenol altered the way subjects passed moral judgements. ” http://www.

• Koch Brothers want the Trib companies: “The company has... Apr 21, 2013

  Koch Brothers want the Trib companies: “The company has said it has no direct link to the Tea Party. ” http://www.

• you sumbitches don't know anything about jimmy webb yall... Apr 20, 2013
• "Why wasn't I consulted" is now the George W. Bush... Apr 20, 2013

  "Why wasn't I consulted" is now the George W. Bush Presidential Library: http://www.

• Oh I should explain, Drum &amp; Bass was a genre of music... Apr 20, 2013

  Oh I should explain, Drum &amp;amp; Bass was a genre of music that was big when you were born. It's one of the things that led to future garage.

• In conclusion, I give up, your world now, maybe I was wrong... Apr 20, 2013

  In conclusion, I give up, your world now, maybe I was wrong about thoughtcatalog, wish you the best.

• The "hook" is really a switch with a spring, you put the... Apr 20, 2013

  The "hook" is really a switch with a spring, you put the phone on it to hang it up, it's not really a hook.

• For those too young to understand when you leave a landline... Apr 20, 2013

  For those too young to understand when you leave a landline phone "off the hook" it makes a rhythmic honking noise.

• My phone was off the hook and I didn't notice for several... Apr 20, 2013

  My phone was off the hook and I didn't notice for several minutes. I need to stop listening to drum &amp;amp; bass.

• It's only fitting to use a new outliner for a conference... Apr 20, 2013

  It's only fitting to use a new outliner for a conference about content.

• I am using http://fargo.io to get real work done this... Apr 20, 2013

  I am using http://fargo. io to get real work done this afternoon.

• http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/04/18/elephant-dung-beer... Apr 20, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://www. foxnews.

• “‘Can I just say a kindly fuck you.”... Apr 20, 2013

  “‘Can I just say a kindly fuck you. ” http://blogs.

• “[T]he pseudo-expertise of the official experts was more... Apr 20, 2013

  “[T]he pseudo-expertise of the official experts was more than matched by the pseudo-expertise of the amateurs. ” http://www.

• “I AM THE SENATOR. YOU ARE THE CITIZEN. YOU NEED TO BE... Apr 20, 2013

  “I AM THE SENATOR. YOU ARE THE CITIZEN.

• “On average, only 28% of people following the 20 most... Apr 20, 2013

  “On average, only 28% of people following the 20 most popular Twitter accounts are real. ” http://qz.

• “For good or ill, the country our kids are creating will... Apr 20, 2013

  “For good or ill, the country our kids are creating will work by new, confounding rules. ” http://apps.

• “They’re so proud of the process that they actually put a... Apr 20, 2013

  “They’re so proud of the process that they actually put a picture of an elephant taking a dump on the label. ” http://guyism.

• “They're Scottish and English folk songs from the 17th and... Apr 20, 2013

  “They're Scottish and English folk songs from the 17th and 18th centuries and earlier. ” http://www.

• “The bottles are fitted with eight LED, an 8-bit... Apr 20, 2013

  “The bottles are fitted with eight LED, an 8-bit microprocessor and an accelerometer. ” http://www.

• Being married is like having a comments section on the web... Apr 19, 2013

  Being married is like having a comments section on the web page of your life.

• I told her to DM me her feelings and laughed. Apr 19, 2013

  I told her to DM me her feelings and laughed.

• My wife is annoyed that I unfollowed her and explaining... Apr 19, 2013

  My wife is annoyed that I unfollowed her and explaining that I unfollowed everyone isn't working.

• i feel that way but about people Apr 19, 2013
• I had a lot to do today but I hurt my hand reloading web... Apr 19, 2013

  I had a lot to do today but I hurt my hand reloading web pages.

• you know that in the basement of that luxury house below... Apr 19, 2013
• #saving4history Apr 19, 2013
• How can we save for history that there is a pre-roll... Apr 19, 2013

  How can we save for history that there is a pre-roll "luxury" Acura ad in front of video about terrorism on the NYT website?

• “She has seeded the ground with political land mines, stood... Apr 18, 2013

  “She has seeded the ground with political land mines, stood back, and waited for Mark to step on one. ” http://nymag.

• “People are just as willing to insult and shout at each... Apr 18, 2013

  “People are just as willing to insult and shout at each other at the funeral of an old lady as they are on Twitter. ” http://www.

• “Death is always unexpected in America and death by a... Apr 18, 2013

  “Death is always unexpected in America and death by a terrorist attack more so than in any other place. ” http://www.

• NPR tattoos: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/tattoos Apr 18, 2013

  NPR tattoos: http://www. thisamericanlife.

• the sound of 270 million palms hitting 270 million foreheads Apr 17, 2013
• “The app includes an ‘incest-prevention alarm,’ says Arnar... Apr 17, 2013

  “The app includes an ‘incest-prevention alarm,’ says Arnar Freyr Adalsteinsson, one of the developers. ” http://www.

• “Our democracy’s history is littered with names we neither... Apr 17, 2013

  “Our democracy’s history is littered with names we neither remember nor celebrate. ” http://www.

• “I know what a complicated issue is; I know what it feels... Apr 17, 2013

  “I know what a complicated issue is; I know what it feels like to take a tough vote. This was neither.

• “They then inserted the coelacanth enhancer DNA into mice.”... Apr 17, 2013

  “They then inserted the coelacanth enhancer DNA into mice. ” http://www.

• choking Apr 17, 2013
• “Only outside circumstances like another mass shooting... Apr 17, 2013

  “Only outside circumstances like another mass shooting could force those who voted no to reconsider their positions. ” http://www.

• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Apr 17, 2013
• ipherbv[hqr]-h9OI#UH$H*)_}@$U+(|4wrqgqwrgqwr0453092vn u... Apr 17, 2013
• I don't read French but I like the art choice:... Apr 17, 2013

  I don't read French but I like the art choice: http://blog. davidabiker.

• “Take intelligent and bold risks to accomplish something... Apr 17, 2013

  “Take intelligent and bold risks to accomplish something great. ” http://qz.

• “Winners of _The Morning News_ Tournament of Books are... Apr 17, 2013

  “Winners of _The Morning News_ Tournament of Books are awarded a live rooster. ” http://www.

• “Does this mean that walking backward might make an... Apr 17, 2013

  “Does this mean that walking backward might make an impending deadline seem farther off? ” http://www.

• “Everyone’s imaginations have come to encompass these once... Apr 17, 2013

  “Everyone’s imaginations have come to encompass these once unimaginable events. ” http://www.

• “On the Atlas Shrugs Web site, there was a note that his... Apr 17, 2013

  “On the Atlas Shrugs Web site, there was a note that his name in Arabic meant ‘sword. ’” http://www.

• ask adam lanza for decorum before you escort him out of the... Apr 17, 2013
• “‘They have no souls. They have no compassion.’”... Apr 17, 2013

  “‘They have no souls. They have no compassion.

• Idea: Magazines that are seasonal but absolutely done in... Apr 17, 2013

  Idea: Magazines that are seasonal but absolutely done in five or six years, like the Wire or Breaking Bad. But on purpose.

• “It’s tempting to read other people’s lives as cautionary... Apr 17, 2013

  “It’s tempting to read other people’s lives as cautionary fables or repudiations of our own. ” http://opinionator.

• “We hated television news because it was totally... Apr 17, 2013

  “We hated television news because it was totally ratings-driven. ” http://www.

• no one publishes concordances any more Apr 17, 2013
• anyway you get it, this is the wrong place for this, I... Apr 16, 2013
• i guess i'll write some email and go to bed and maybe give... Apr 16, 2013
• but that's what should be, and if things were as they... Apr 16, 2013
• Of course they should have school pens without me. The guy... Apr 16, 2013

  Of course they should have school pens without me. The guy who killed Mo's friend shouldn't have had a gun; he had a record.

• And then you see the kids who are five and learning English... Apr 16, 2013

  And then you see the kids who are five and learning English in Brooklyn, and they're really excited because they got some pens.

• I keep freaking out about my kids. Are they going to be... Apr 16, 2013

  I keep freaking out about my kids. Are they going to be okay?

• she wrote it up and someone put it on their tumblr... Apr 16, 2013

  she wrote it up and someone put it on their tumblr http://momsrising. tumblr.

• My wife went by two senators' offices today to talk about... Apr 16, 2013

  My wife went by two senators' offices today to talk about her friend Beth who was shot and killed last month.

• I've got those letters and this amazing pig sketched by a... Apr 16, 2013

  I've got those letters and this amazing pig sketched by a mentally handicapped dude, I'm hanging them in the office soon.

• PIZZA Apr 16, 2013
• I got these letters from little kids in Brooklyn who needed... Apr 16, 2013

  I got these letters from little kids in Brooklyn who needed pens, so we got them some pens, and one of the kids signed her note PIZZA.

• “I certainly saw my fair share of sniffly noses and gurning... Apr 16, 2013

  “I certainly saw my fair share of sniffly noses and gurning jaws at City bars every Thursday night. ” http://www.

• “I was in the power of the hasheesh influence.”... Apr 16, 2013

  “I was in the power of the hasheesh influence. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• “‘Let’s say you’re running and you hit into something. Your... Apr 16, 2013

  “‘Let’s say you’re running and you hit into something. Your skull stops but your brain keeps moving,’ he said.

• “It's an isometric corporate sabotage and infiltration... Apr 16, 2013

  “It's an isometric corporate sabotage and infiltration game. ” http://www.

• I'm like 20 minutes into standing desk and you people are... Apr 16, 2013

  I'm like 20 minutes into standing desk and you people are insane.

• “She became a cop so she could advocate for people without... Apr 16, 2013

  “She became a cop so she could advocate for people without anybody else. ” http://momsrising.

• “Criminals who have proven they can’t be trusted with... Apr 16, 2013

  “Criminals who have proven they can’t be trusted with weapons should not be able to buy guns legally. ” http://momsrising.

• “Beth was mother to two young children, and Sergeant Baker... Apr 16, 2013

  “Beth was mother to two young children, and Sergeant Baker had three kids. ” http://momsrising.

• “I only cried a little, and the man was very nice.”... Apr 16, 2013

  “I only cried a little, and the man was very nice. ” http://momsrising.

• because it actually just worked! it's only become more... Apr 16, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj because it actually just worked! it's only become more complex because people suck.

• If you haven't had about enough of my opinions on things... Apr 16, 2013

  If you haven't had about enough of my opinions on things let me explain the end of the most recent Mad Men http://www. slate.

• For space reasons we had to cut the part where I told you... Apr 16, 2013

  For space reasons we had to cut the part where I told you how to telnet to port 80 of a server but man it was a nailbiter.

• “Africa humping South America.”... Apr 16, 2013

  “Africa humping South America. ” http://www.

• For Wired's 20th anniversary I wrote on HTTP, which if you... Apr 16, 2013

  For Wired's 20th anniversary I wrote on HTTP, which if you don't know it is the best protocol http://www. wired.

• “But then most writers aren’t writing scenes where people... Apr 16, 2013

  “But then most writers aren’t writing scenes where people head-butt cats. ” http://www.

• “No.” http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/04/what-i... Apr 16, 2013

  “No. ” http://www.

• Just about everyone freaking out about terrorism right now... Apr 16, 2013

  Just about everyone freaking out about terrorism right now is going to die of heart disease or cancer.

• “While Nuland was chastising Egypt last week, thousands of... Apr 16, 2013

  “While Nuland was chastising Egypt last week, thousands of American tear gas canisters arrived in Suez. ” http://jacobinmag.

• “The snails also carry a parasitic rat lungworm...”... Apr 16, 2013

  “The snails also carry a parasitic rat lungworm... ” http://www.

• “Whoever designed this video gallery system (sounds like it... Apr 16, 2013

  “Whoever designed this video gallery system (sounds like it might've been a vendor) was too narrow-minded. ” http://www.

• “‘Everything I know about social media marketing I learned... Apr 15, 2013

  “‘Everything I know about social media marketing I learned doing sex work,’ she says. ” http://money.

• Meet the Web's Operating System: HTTP Apr 15, 2013
• “I took his heart-shaped rock.”... Apr 15, 2013

  “I took his heart-shaped rock. ” http://www.

• “Why is Werther happy to be ‘away’?”... Apr 15, 2013

  “Why is Werther happy to be ‘away’? ” http://www.

• “In German, seven of the eight words in the first sentence... Apr 15, 2013

  “In German, seven of the eight words in the first sentence are just three letters long. ” http://www.

• “What agency will get the gherkins?”... Apr 15, 2013

  “What agency will get the gherkins? ” http://www.

• The comments are there to teach humility. Apr 15, 2013

  The comments are there to teach humility.

• Here I am explaining Mad Men ep 2 to the world in Slate's... Apr 15, 2013

  Here I am explaining Mad Men ep 2 to the world in Slate's TV Club GOODNIGHT http://www. slate.

• “The wallet buzzes through a vibrating motor whenever your... Apr 15, 2013

  “The wallet buzzes through a vibrating motor whenever your bank processes a transaction. ” http://eco.

• “I will agree to whatever it takes in order to be free.”... Apr 15, 2013

  “I will agree to whatever it takes in order to be free. ” http://www.

• “The only reason I am still here is that President Obama... Apr 15, 2013

  “The only reason I am still here is that President Obama refuses to send any detainees back to Yemen. ” http://www.

• “I will never forget the first time they passed the feeding... Apr 15, 2013

  “I will never forget the first time they passed the feeding tube up my nose. ” http://www.

• Good death in the NYTimes: http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/... Apr 14, 2013

  Good death in the NYTimes: #1 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. nytimes.

• The weather was so amazing today why are you all fighting... Apr 14, 2013

  The weather was so amazing today why are you all fighting on the Internet?

• Don Is a Rooster, Pete Is a John Apr 14, 2013
• you know who else had millions of fanatical young followers... Apr 14, 2013
• “Olson chose a life of celibacy and community musical... Apr 14, 2013

  “Olson chose a life of celibacy and community musical theater. ” Is one of the saddest sentences I've ever read.

• “Olson chose a life of celibacy and community musical... Apr 14, 2013

  “Olson chose a life of celibacy and community musical theater. ” http://www.

• “‘We are ashamed of what happened to the camel. It was a... Apr 14, 2013

  “‘We are ashamed of what happened to the camel. It was a present that did not deserve this fate.

• “People with social anxiety problems...can easily... Apr 14, 2013

  “People with social anxiety problems... can easily circumvent anxiety by avoiding social situations.

• “According to Wojcicki, 70 percent of the ads in YouTube... Apr 14, 2013

  “According to Wojcicki, 70 percent of the ads in YouTube videos are now the TrueView type. ” http://paidcontent.

• “His job will be to visit big brands and keep crying until... Apr 14, 2013

  “His job will be to visit big brands and keep crying until their CMOs agree to give Tumblr money. ” http://adage.

• “When Big Industry owns its own last mile (i.e. McDonald’s)... Apr 14, 2013

  “When Big Industry owns its own last mile (i. e.

• “College women use nearly 12 hours of media per day.”... Apr 14, 2013

  “College women use nearly 12 hours of media per day. ” http://www.

• “Lifespan statistics...rarely account for the ultimate... Apr 14, 2013

  “Lifespan statistics... rarely account for the ultimate debilitation: lack of consciousness.

• “‘The opening line, ‘They said the typewriter would unsex,’... Apr 14, 2013

  “‘The opening line, ‘They said the typewriter would unsex,’ really grabbed me,’ Einhorn admits. ” http://gotham-magazine.

• We had to destroy the museum in order to save it. Apr 14, 2013

  We had to destroy the museum in order to save it.

• “...demolition is ‘not a comment on the quality of the... Apr 14, 2013

  “... demolition is ‘not a comment on the quality of the building or Tod and Billie’s architecture.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/323285834193305601/photo/1 Apr 14, 2013

  https://twitter.

• I am going to be insufferable in chatrooms now that I found... Apr 14, 2013

  I am going to be insufferable in chatrooms now that I found these archives.

• oh no i am sorry i meant this https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Apr 13, 2013

  oh no i am sorry i meant this https://twitter.

• i found it here it is https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/3232... Apr 13, 2013

  i found it here it is https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/323282574652878848/photo/1 Apr 13, 2013

  https://twitter.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/323281665252278272/photo/1 Apr 13, 2013

  https://twitter.

• remember me by this http://ia700505.us.archive.org/cdrview.p... Apr 13, 2013

  remember me by this http://ia700505. us.

• sure http://ia700505.us.archive.org/cdrview.php?cdr=/21/item... Apr 13, 2013

  sure http://ia700505. us.

• well this process was already well underway in 1992... Apr 13, 2013

  well this process was already well underway in 1992 http://ia700505. us.

• deep http://ia700505.us.archive.org/cdrview.php?cdr=/21/item... Apr 13, 2013

  deep http://ia700505. us.

• Huh https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/323275262370385920/pho... Apr 13, 2013

  Huh https://twitter.

• Here's a picture of a monorail from a BBS to even... Apr 13, 2013

  Here's a picture of a monorail from a BBS to even everything out: http://ia600505. us.

• My wife walked in and said: "Your mom had those earrings." Apr 13, 2013

  My wife walked in and said: "Your mom had those earrings.

• my wife is walking in to see why i'm pounding the keyboard... Apr 13, 2013
• oh god i just downloaded the zip and accidentally opened... Apr 13, 2013
• It's really just cats and porn, though. It's like they knew. Apr 13, 2013

  It's really just cats and porn, though. It's like they knew.

• oh lord god for every goofy sports car or animated cat... Apr 13, 2013
• To be clear, there's a mix of desaturated dithered porn and... Apr 13, 2013

  To be clear, there's a mix of desaturated dithered porn and animated GIF cats in there.

• Archive of an "adult" BBS from the 1990s, NSFW, but holy... Apr 13, 2013

  Archive of an "adult" BBS from the 1990s, NSFW, but holy moses http://ia601702. us.

• Michael Graves: “I have great faith in Ron [Johnson]. He’ll... Apr 13, 2013

  Michael Graves: “I have great faith in Ron [Johnson]. He’ll get it done.

• “‘Therefore, a hacker cannot obtain 'full control of an... Apr 13, 2013

  “‘Therefore, a hacker cannot obtain 'full control of an aircraft' as the technology consultant has claimed. ’” http://www.

• “So, no, I don’t buy that just because an immigrant works... Apr 13, 2013

  “So, no, I don’t buy that just because an immigrant works on an algorithm [that makes] her more important. ” http://gigaom.

• “Where are the students of computer history who needed... Apr 13, 2013

  “Where are the students of computer history who needed primary source material? ” http://ascii.

• “It initially got a 44 percent click-through rate,... Apr 13, 2013

  “It initially got a 44 percent click-through rate, according to O’Connell. ” http://www.

• “Officials can't even figure out how to turn the lights... Apr 13, 2013

  “Officials can't even figure out how to turn the lights off. ” http://www.

• “If the PC is dead, what am I typing this on?”... Apr 13, 2013

  “If the PC is dead, what am I typing this on? ” http://www.

• The best writers do about as well as the worst lawyers. Apr 13, 2013

  The best writers do about as well as the worst lawyers.

• Bitcoin: “That’s enough to power roughly 31,000 U.S. homes,... Apr 13, 2013

  Bitcoin: “That’s enough to power roughly 31,000 U. S.

• Are there ANY safe subjects for discussion left to us now... Apr 12, 2013

  Are there ANY safe subjects for discussion left to us now that liberals ruined the weather?

• If you want a 5-minute video that explains the origins of... Apr 12, 2013

  If you want a 5-minute video that explains the origins of Internet culture this is the most accurate I've seen: http://www. youtube.

• Okay, so start here: http://www.theawl.com/2011/12/kathy-ack... Apr 12, 2013

  Okay, so start here: http://www. theawl.

• hypothesis: kathy acker saved pirates Apr 12, 2013
• kulchur why are you so big on dongs Apr 12, 2013
• kulchur why did you let phil lynott die Apr 12, 2013
• a series of letters to kulchur, asking it what the fuck was... Apr 12, 2013
• goddammit kulchur why did you hate pirates Apr 12, 2013
• “Here he lies where he long'd to be; Home is the sailor,... Apr 12, 2013

  “Here he lies where he long'd to be; Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.

• I hate that kulchur looked down on Robert Louis Stevenson... Apr 12, 2013

  I hate that kulchur looked down on Robert Louis Stevenson for so long. He is amazing.

• Tech journalism in yonder days: This BYTE from 1981... Apr 12, 2013

  Tech journalism in yonder days: This BYTE from 1981 completely explaining SmallTalk http://archive.

• I know that's difficult to believe but this screenshot of a... Apr 12, 2013

  I know that's difficult to believe but this screenshot of a chat should clear everything up. https://twitter.

• One explanation is that TechCrunch Disrupt folks made a... Apr 12, 2013

  One explanation is that TechCrunch Disrupt folks made a deal with Satan that if they gathered 42 testicles in one place Gawker would vanish.

• github or bitbucket, same diff Apr 12, 2013
• jesus vans are expensive Apr 12, 2013
• it's too late to start a hardcore band isn't it Apr 12, 2013
• “I just stole your iPad and now I'm a sell it to buy more... Apr 12, 2013

  “I just stole your iPad and now I'm a sell it to buy more live chickens” is the best line in a song this year. http://www.

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-taYShNaPU cc @richziade Apr 12, 2013

  http://www. youtube.

• actually wait that's how a whole lot of shit just went... Apr 12, 2013
• actually that's fair Apr 12, 2013
• YOUR CHILD IS NOT YET ONE DAY OLD Apr 12, 2013
• Apparently "I respect how hard you work to look attractive"... Apr 12, 2013

  Apparently "I respect how hard you work to look attractive" is not a compliment and that's one editor I won't be pitching any more.

• Man. Documentation is still an important part of product... Apr 12, 2013

  Man. Documentation is still an important part of product work.

• goodbye hour Apr 12, 2013
• And that's how you get Google spreadsheets, aka Google... Apr 12, 2013

  And that's how you get Google spreadsheets, aka Google MultiSpreadiCalc 1-2-3, to display the name of the day for a date.

• then you hit reveal codes and zap your p ram and hit the... Apr 12, 2013
• it turned out to be easy to format dates, you just install... Apr 12, 2013
• I ask because I am writing Javascript to format a date like... Apr 12, 2013

  I ask because I am writing Javascript to format a date like this is some sort of batch-processing punchcard scenario.

• Can we talk about Google spreadsheets documentation... Apr 12, 2013

  Can we talk about Google spreadsheets documentation quality? Is this some A/B test where someone else is getting the good docs?

• MELTING Apr 12, 2013
• You know, that's just the best. So glad to hear it. Apr 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 You know, that's just the best. So glad to hear it.

• How's your wife doin? Apr 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 How's your wife doin?

• NICE Apr 12, 2013
• please home me Apr 12, 2013
• s/home/hope/; Apr 12, 2013
• That's a good board at first approximation. Balanced... Apr 12, 2013

  @maxfenton That's a good board at first approximation. Balanced constituencies, good collaborators.

• “Rising GOP Star Drops Out of Commencement Over Gay... Apr 12, 2013

  “Rising GOP Star Drops Out of Commencement Over Gay Marriage-Bestiality” http://www. theawl.

• Seeing Jerome McGann on the board of this big new digital... Apr 12, 2013

  Seeing Jerome McGann on the board of this big new digital library is a real good sign http://blogs. law.

• “To some of us, Google Book Search looked like a new... Apr 12, 2013

  “To some of us, Google Book Search looked like a new monopoly of access to knowledge. ” http://www.

• We're not really selling ads said the head of not sales. Apr 11, 2013

  We're not really selling ads said the head of not sales.

• Since I had kids I've learned a lot about which materials... Apr 11, 2013

  Since I had kids I've learned a lot about which materials pass through the body without causing harm.

• seriously Winklevoss twins and NYTimes coverage no newborn... Apr 11, 2013
• oh god they called it "the bitcoin" Apr 11, 2013
• okay i'm back who am i kidding Apr 11, 2013
• i'm going to go read a book right now just because Apr 11, 2013
• my god that is a GREAT cover https://twitter.com/TheGernertC... Apr 11, 2013

  my god that is a GREAT cover https://twitter.

• we're not really shaving cats we're just helping cats have... Apr 11, 2013
• “‘We’re not really selling ads, we’re promoting their... Apr 11, 2013

  “‘We’re not really selling ads, we’re promoting their content. ’” http://betabeat.

• What if the world is eating software? Apr 11, 2013

  What if the world is eating software?

• I sometimes forget that thin people aren't automatically... Apr 11, 2013

  I sometimes forget that thin people aren't automatically rich.

• Review of MALLET, a topic-extraction tool for humanities... Apr 11, 2013

  Review of MALLET, a topic-extraction tool for humanities research http://journalofdigitalhumanities.

• gertrude guitar inside blue stein...sieve cloud type end... Apr 11, 2013

  gertrude guitar inside blue stein... sieve cloud type end tiny lee live bad world wrist picasso feel small pussy http://bit.

• “I was snooping through my mother’s drawers looking for I... Apr 11, 2013

  “I was snooping through my mother’s drawers looking for I don’t know what, secrets I guess.

• is your husband Apr 11, 2013
• if you have seven babies are you still motivated Apr 11, 2013
• I have so many suggestions for the list of seven things... Apr 11, 2013

  I have so many suggestions for the list of seven things that motivate women.

• “While men’s primary incentives are relatively simple—money... Apr 11, 2013

  “While men’s primary incentives are relatively simple—money and power—women are motivated by seven discrete factors. ” http://www.

• “‘I’m aware that my plan, which is to be an exception, is a... Apr 11, 2013

  “‘I’m aware that my plan, which is to be an exception, is a bad plan. ’” — @EmilyGould quoted in http://www.

• I love when @gvsmith writes about work.... Apr 11, 2013

  I love when @gvsmith writes about work. http://www.

• But we're friends and I like you. Why would I want to read... Apr 11, 2013

  But we're friends and I like you. Why would I want to read your book?

• That is an AMAZING baby. Congratulations. Apr 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 That is an AMAZING baby. Congratulations.

• this disaster is a great chance to practice reconstructing... Apr 11, 2013
• guys Apr 11, 2013
• “I am speaking loosely and rather metaphorically when I... Apr 11, 2013

  “I am speaking loosely and rather metaphorically when I suggest that tax policy has a consciousness. ” http://www.

• great work on that one Apr 10, 2013
• “That relationship has run its course, &amp; so my... Apr 10, 2013

  “That relationship has run its course, &amp;amp; so my girlfriend will be packing her things and relocating to another city. ” http://www.

• “Young men seeking revenge on their exes are generally... Apr 10, 2013

  “Young men seeking revenge on their exes are generally called ‘comedians’ or ‘novelists’ or ‘Philip Roth. ’” http://www.

• The anarchist crypto-currency you exchange is the anarchist... Apr 10, 2013

  The anarchist crypto-currency you exchange is the anarchist crypto-currency you deserve.

• Hidden camera idea: A backpack that slowly inflates to... Apr 10, 2013

  Hidden camera idea: A backpack that slowly inflates to incredible size on a train at rush hour.

• look at this stevenote https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Br... Apr 10, 2013

  look at this stevenote https://en. wikipedia.

• "It is only through the notion of the "limit" that the... Apr 10, 2013

  "It is only through the notion of the "limit" that the "boundless" takes form. " Seriously Apple is a Pythagorean organization.

• "Pythagorean thought was dominated by mathematics, and it... Apr 10, 2013

  "Pythagorean thought was dominated by mathematics, and it was profoundly mystical. " See also vegetarianism.

• A lot of Apple's decisions make sense if you think about it... Apr 10, 2013

  A lot of Apple's decisions make sense if you think about it as a Pythagorean death cult.

• oh right i can call people and quote them Apr 10, 2013
• I need 400 words so bad right now. Apr 10, 2013

  I need 400 words so bad right now.

• you're never done Apr 10, 2013
• That should have just been "I have saved so many mags"... Apr 10, 2013

  That should have just been "I have saved so many mags" sometimes less is more.

• Congratulations to @AdrienneLaF and @AdrianChen on their... Apr 10, 2013

  Congratulations to @AdrienneLaF and @AdrianChen on their Mirror Awards nominations. They're honoring Dave Clark!

• "I know I look simple. But I possess over 32 kinds of... Apr 10, 2013

  @rustyk5 @AdrianChen "I know I look simple. But I possess over 32 kinds of metadata.

• I am Weiner's tweet. In a moment I will be the most famous... Apr 10, 2013

  @rustyk5 @AdrianChen I am Weiner's tweet. In a moment I will be the most famous tweet in the world.

• yeah journalism we tried that but these james deen animated... Apr 10, 2013
• “I mean, everyone wanted to be at the Harper’s holiday... Apr 10, 2013

  “I mean, everyone wanted to be at the Harper’s holiday party. Do they even have one now?

• “He had started publishing at Harper’s back when publishing... Apr 10, 2013

  “He had started publishing at Harper’s back when publishing at Harper’s was a huge deal. ” http://www.

• “The unelected life is not worth living.”—Socrates Apr 10, 2013

  “The unelected life is not worth living.

• i wonder if any other politicians have secrets Apr 10, 2013
• Snapchat could have saved Anthony Weiner's career. Apr 10, 2013

  Snapchat could have saved Anthony Weiner's career.

• Oh my god this whole thing is terrifying, power is... Apr 10, 2013

  Oh my god this whole thing is terrifying, power is terrifying, these people are insane. But also incredibly attractive in their photos.

• “‘I’m really trying hard to...be less about leaning in to... Apr 10, 2013

  “‘I’m really trying hard to... be less about leaning in to every element of my life,’ [Weiner] said.

• You realize reading http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/14/magazi... Apr 10, 2013

  You realize reading http://www. nytimes.

• “If you behave like there's no such thing as society, in... Apr 10, 2013

  “If you behave like there's no such thing as society, in the end there isn't. ” http://www.

• “Abedin’s memory of this moment is a little sharper.” One... Apr 10, 2013

  “Abedin’s memory of this moment is a little sharper. ” One of the great understated lines in journalism history.

• “‘I’ve never been on Twitter,’ Abedin says.”... Apr 10, 2013

  “‘I’ve never been on Twitter,’ Abedin says. ” http://www.

• meh to that last one. should have shut it down with my... Apr 9, 2013

  meh to that last one. should have shut it down with my awesome dead grandfather.

• Do you send a paper letter or is an e-card acceptable when... Apr 9, 2013

  Do you send a paper letter or is an e-card acceptable when you announce that you're engaged with a brand?

• My grandfather gave me a great piece of advice before he... Apr 9, 2013

  My grandfather gave me a great piece of advice before he died in 1999. He took my hand, met my eyes, and said: “Fuck it, buddy.

• "Son," whispered my grandfather moments before he died,... Apr 9, 2013

  "Son," whispered my grandfather moments before he died, "it's all trolling.

• Watching the Syria Frontline reminded me that my god Apr 9, 2013
• Georges Perec would have loved naming startups. Apr 9, 2013

  Georges Perec would have loved naming startups.

• just putting that out there Apr 9, 2013
• books Apr 9, 2013
• You gotta give it to Keller who is ten years older than... Apr 9, 2013

  You gotta give it to Keller who is ten years older than Johnson but spent less time mining gallium arsenide on the Venusian clone farm.

• IPV6 will give us so many more ways to hate each other. Apr 9, 2013

  IPV6 will give us so many more ways to hate each other.

• your toaster will threaten sexual violence Apr 9, 2013
• the industrial internet means your fridge can be racist Apr 9, 2013
• all of these debates about america's white clone army make... Apr 9, 2013
• america is a place where ANYONE can be a clone of an... Apr 9, 2013
• no one say america is a clone experiment to breed... Apr 9, 2013
• like there was a clone experiment to breed amiable looking... Apr 9, 2013

  like there was a clone experiment to breed amiable looking white dudes to run things https://twitter.

• since when did bill keller run jc penney? Apr 9, 2013

  since when did bill keller run jc penney?

• Can you hear me through the coffin? NOW? THIS WAS A... Apr 9, 2013

  Can you hear me through the coffin? NOW?

• My book is called Genius Without Shame and you'll be lucky... Apr 9, 2013

  My book is called Genius Without Shame and you'll be lucky to read it.

• The moment in the pitch to an editor over chat when you... Apr 9, 2013

  The moment in the pitch to an editor over chat when you realize you really don't know what this story is about, but it's too late now.

• The new cicadas don't even read newspapers. Apr 9, 2013

  The new cicadas don't even read newspapers.

• The last time the cicadas were here Yeltsin was just... Apr 9, 2013

  The last time the cicadas were here Yeltsin was just elected president and Nintendo 64 was released, and Whitewater was ongoing.

• “That mating call has been measured at 100 decibels,... Apr 9, 2013

  “That mating call has been measured at 100 decibels, similar to the noise created by a subway train. ” http://newyork.

• “‘There could be as many as one billion cicadas emerging... Apr 9, 2013

  “‘There could be as many as one billion cicadas emerging per square mile. ’” http://newyork.

• Summer starts, and then everyone is like well at least you... Apr 9, 2013

  Summer starts, and then everyone is like well at least you get to go to the beach, as if that is a reward.

• All winter I look forward to New York City's one day of... Apr 9, 2013

  All winter I look forward to New York City's one day of spring.

• Bruce Hornsby and the Interquartile Range Apr 8, 2013
• “For each image, we annotate the head of cat with nine... Apr 8, 2013

  “For each image, we annotate the head of cat with nine points. ” http://137.

• Cat head detection http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/pe... Apr 8, 2013

  Cat head detection http://research. microsoft.

• Okay I had some time today to read through Cat Basis... Apr 8, 2013

  @shabbychef Okay I had some time today to read through Cat Basis Purrsuit and I am now just in awe http://oneweirdkerneltrick. com/catbasis.

• MOOC linkspam requests are starting. Apr 8, 2013

  MOOC linkspam requests are starting.

• pulling back from that thread Apr 8, 2013
• then a door opened peter scolari walked in hi... Apr 8, 2013
• america you really are funny Apr 8, 2013
• so many decisions went into this song literally thousands... Apr 8, 2013
• “Peggy and Pete aside, no hair narrative was more profound... Apr 8, 2013

  “Peggy and Pete aside, no hair narrative was more profound than Betty's. ” http://www.

• Here in Slate is my sum-up of Mad Men's season premiere. It... Apr 8, 2013

  Here in Slate is my sum-up of Mad Men's season premiere. It was all about hair.

• One of the ways I like to handle creatives is by working... Apr 7, 2013

  One of the ways I like to handle creatives is by working for them.

• And some smart people comment there too of course. My... Apr 7, 2013

  And some smart people comment there too of course. My desire to complain and my desire for accuracy are constantly at odds.

• I am going to make it my goal in life to make those people... Apr 7, 2013

  I am going to make it my goal in life to make those people insane.

• Signing on to Mad Men TV club on Slate means 14 weeks of... Apr 7, 2013

  Signing on to Mad Men TV club on Slate means 14 weeks of comments by people who use terms like “horse dooey.

• The Premiere With the Hair Apr 7, 2013
• My phone knows that I am at the end of a pier.... Apr 7, 2013

  My phone knows that I am at the end of a pier. https://twitter.

• “But what if the hatred is less about Ms. Hathaway and more... Apr 6, 2013

  “But what if the hatred is less about Ms.

• “I’ve seen less aggressive bids for our attention on... Apr 6, 2013

  “I’ve seen less aggressive bids for our attention on Grindr,” said a person speaking for all homosexuals ever in time.

• BANE: Lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp. BATMAN: Blar... Apr 6, 2013

  BANE: Lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp lurp. BATMAN: Blar blar blar blar blar blar blar blar blar.

• How the hell could any actress "ruin" Batman which was just... Apr 6, 2013

  How the hell could any actress "ruin" Batman which was just two men shouting like they had chicken bones in their throats.

• It furthers analysis via quotes/refs to The New Yorker, The... Apr 6, 2013

  It furthers analysis via quotes/refs to The New Yorker, The New Inquiry, and the gays, who refuse to do their job and love Anne Hathaway.

• That is a Times article that quotes BuzzFeed quoting Yahoo... Apr 6, 2013

  That is a Times article that quotes BuzzFeed quoting Yahoo Answers on Anne Hathaway having a big horse mouth.

• This NYT article on Anne Hathaway haters makes me wish... Apr 6, 2013

  This NYT article on Anne Hathaway haters makes me wish history would just judge us now and get it over with. http://www.

• but there are joyful memories of total chaos in there too Apr 6, 2013
• “Spree shootings are becoming so common that she suspects... Apr 6, 2013

  “Spree shootings are becoming so common that she suspects people have begun to accept them as a normal part of life. ” http://www.

• “3) There are simply so many Santas that they overwhelm... Apr 6, 2013

  “3) There are simply so many Santas that they overwhelm whatever environment they pass through. ” http://johnwlaw.

• The Mommunist Manifesto Apr 6, 2013
• humblevine Apr 6, 2013
• But what value does the genetic metaphor offer? It's useful... Apr 6, 2013

  @jakelodwick @jackrusher But what value does the genetic metaphor offer?

• “Do you know Виктнов 更好防疫守护健康 outside of Facebook?” Apr 6, 2013

  “Do you know Виктнов 更好防疫守护健康 outside of Facebook?

• Wait, factchecking indicates that the source code may be... Apr 6, 2013

  Wait, factchecking indicates that the source code may be from the 7800 version of the videogame.

• “DO TRACKBALL CRAP” —Comment in the source code to the... Apr 6, 2013

  “DO TRACKBALL CRAP” —Comment in the source code to the original Centipede video game, in DEATH.

• "Cookies are for CLOSERS" is something @snortasprocket just... Apr 6, 2013

  "Cookies are for CLOSERS" is something @snortasprocket just said about http://online. wsj.

• between the beloved comedian who sexually assaults other... Apr 6, 2013
• Maybe the WSJ is just faking families because rich people... Apr 6, 2013

  Maybe the WSJ is just faking families because rich people no longer "do" family.

• i'm worried that it's all a ruse Apr 6, 2013
• why do families in the wall street journal all have the... Apr 6, 2013
• History's Greatest Momsters Apr 6, 2013
• Let's just skip the middle and go straight to Kony moms. Apr 6, 2013

  Let's just skip the middle and go straight to Kony moms.

• Look out TIGER MOMS now it's MACHIAVELLI MOMS to make you... Apr 6, 2013

  Look out TIGER MOMS now it's MACHIAVELLI MOMS to make you want to RIP YOUR GODDAM FACE OFF from EXHAUSTED HORROR http://online. wsj.

• all right that did the trick. i'm going to load the 1939... Apr 6, 2013

  all right that did the trick. i'm going to load the 1939 full broadcast day up on my phone and drift into dreamland.

• This is just government github. Apr 6, 2013

  This is just government github.

• 99% of the Federal Register is just version tracking. Apr 6, 2013

  99% of the Federal Register is just version tracking.

• i'm only on page 20,507 but it's picking up Apr 6, 2013
• high energy discharge lamps are in some ways the opposite... Apr 6, 2013
• "Email: high_intensity_discharge_lamps@ee.doe.gov" is a... Apr 6, 2013

  "Email: high_intensity_discharge_lamps @ee . doe.

• even skimming the federal register is bringing sleep Apr 6, 2013
• Why is the government setting flumioxazin limits when the... Apr 6, 2013

  Why is the government setting flumioxazin limits when the market would efficiently determine the right flumioxazin amount.

• "This regulation establishes tolerances for residues of... Apr 6, 2013

  "This regulation establishes tolerances for residues of flumioxazin.

• "Tulip Time Festival Fireworks; Holland, MI—All waters of... Apr 6, 2013

  "Tulip Time Festival Fireworks; Holland, MI—All waters of Lake Macatawa, near Kollen Park. within the arc of a circle.

• I hope there isn't a National Treasure-style code hidden in... Apr 6, 2013

  I hope there isn't a National Treasure-style code hidden in the Federal Register today that would keep me from going to bed.

• I think this will bring sleep: "Annual Events Requiring... Apr 6, 2013
• The motto of the National Archives is "LITTERA SCRIPTA... Apr 6, 2013

  The motto of the National Archives is "LITTERA SCRIPTA MANET," "the written letter abides.

• oh no here it is. it's either this or learning more... Apr 6, 2013

  oh no here it is. it's either this or learning more assembler.

• The National Archives fire of 1973 destroyed 16 million... Apr 6, 2013

  The National Archives fire of 1973 destroyed 16 million military personnel files http://www. archives.

• Start listening to the complete broadcast day on WJSV in... Apr 6, 2013

  Start listening to the complete broadcast day on WJSV in 1939, starting with Arthur Godfrey: http://archive.

• Or "Adventure" actually. Apr 6, 2013

  Or "Adventure" actually.

• Option 2: A literate programming overview of the game... Apr 6, 2013

  Option 2: A literate programming overview of the game "Colossal Cave" http://www. literateprogramming.

• Sleeptime option #1: AMUSEMENTS IN MATHEMATICS by HENRY... Apr 6, 2013

  Sleeptime option #1 : AMUSEMENTS IN MATHEMATICS by HENRY ERNEST DUDENEY http://www. gutenberg.

• sleep will not come and i need to do something boring. Apr 6, 2013

  sleep will not come and i need to do something boring.

• “It will be harder for his next game, 0x10c to express the... Apr 5, 2013

  “It will be harder for his next game, 0x10c to express the same artful simplicity. ” http://www.

• "It’s no secret that retro is back," is what a PR pitch... Apr 5, 2013

  "It’s no secret that retro is back," is what a PR pitch said to me today.

• “(He sees some parallels with Amazon)”... Apr 5, 2013

  “(He sees some parallels with Amazon)” http://www. businessinsider.

• “Jeff Bezos has invested in Business Insider, according to... Apr 5, 2013

  “Jeff Bezos has invested in Business Insider, according to an internal memo [Business Insider has] just obtained. ” http://www.

• This will sound like I'm joking, but the fact that the tech... Apr 5, 2013

  This will sound like I'm joking, but the fact that the tech press is ignoring this story indicates just how big a story it really is.

• Gawker is doing fine work covering the allegations that... Apr 5, 2013

  Gawker is doing fine work covering the allegations that Michael Arrington physically attacked women. http://gawker.

• See, it's all just part of the rich historical-intertextual... Apr 5, 2013

  See, it's all just part of the rich historical-intertextual play that explains why I have no friends left.

• squirrels are running frantically with leaves in mouths so... Apr 5, 2013
• But now with the Internet instead of just talking about... Apr 5, 2013

  But now with the Internet instead of just talking about college you can just go ahead and start one.

• We spend a lot of time talking about college for a country... Apr 5, 2013

  We spend a lot of time talking about college for a country so stupid it can't pour piss out of a boot without instructions on the heel.

• i wish i'd gone to a college with an amazing nickname like... Apr 5, 2013
• that vanderbilt rejection must have hurt Apr 5, 2013
• If people don't go to grad school then who will survey the... Apr 5, 2013
• Also, it's heartening to see a whole new generation... Apr 5, 2013

  Also, it's heartening to see a whole new generation perpetuate racist bullshit in national newspapers. http://online.

• She wanted to publish this in the Times but WSJ was her... Apr 5, 2013

  She wanted to publish this in the Times but WSJ was her safety. http://online.

• “Betty on a roller-coaster, enjoying a momentary thrill.”... Apr 5, 2013

  “Betty on a roller-coaster, enjoying a momentary thrill. ” http://www.

• “I would much enjoy watching [Pete] struggle with lupus.”... Apr 5, 2013

  “I would much enjoy watching [Pete] struggle with lupus. ” http://www.

• Guys! I'm part of Slate's TV thingy talking about Mad Men... Apr 5, 2013

  Guys! I'm part of Slate's TV thingy talking about Mad Men EVERY SINGLE WEEK http://www.

• Lyndon Johnson's order mandating the use of ASCII... Apr 5, 2013

  Lyndon Johnson's order mandating the use of ASCII http://www. presidency.

• i just woke up what Apr 4, 2013
• “Look,” I just wrote an editor, “I'm always going to jam in... Apr 4, 2013

  “Look,” I just wrote an editor, “I'm always going to jam in as many dicks as I possibly can.

• I'd Like to See Don, Obsolete and Lonely in 1983 Apr 4, 2013
• So sad. But here was a guy who did great work right in the... Apr 4, 2013

  So sad. But here was a guy who did great work right in the face of death.

• Oh man I'm gonna miss Ebert Club. (Username club.) Apr 4, 2013

  Oh man I'm gonna miss Ebert Club. (Username club.

• Everyone says you need to concentrate and get off of social... Apr 4, 2013
• i am here on bguest wireless watching you Apr 4, 2013
• Could God make a read so long that even he couldn't read it? Apr 4, 2013

  Could God make a read so long that even he couldn't read it?

• “When Windows 95 came out, Goldman ranked as the store's... Apr 4, 2013

  “When Windows 95 came out, Goldman ranked as the store's top seller. ” http://www.

• It's all very tribal, and the easiest way to know the true... Apr 4, 2013

  It's all very tribal, and the easiest way to know the true value[s] of a tribe is by judging how it treats women.

• Oh, sorry: There are rational reasons for both approaches... Apr 4, 2013

  Oh, sorry: There are rational reasons for both approaches to alienation, and by rational I mean "power-seeking.

• Now I have to write something about Mad Men for people. Apr 4, 2013

  Now I have to write something about Mad Men for people.

• In the technology industry alienation is a bug, not a... Apr 4, 2013

  In the technology industry alienation is a bug, not a feature.

• Good morning! One of the primary tasks of workers in the... Apr 4, 2013

  Good morning! One of the primary tasks of workers in the culture industry is making sure that you alienate the right people.

• The Pigs of Pig Bottom is not a children's book. Apr 3, 2013

  The Pigs of Pig Bottom is not a children's book.

• “It is estimated that more than $20tn acquired by wealthy... Apr 3, 2013

  “It is estimated that more than $20tn acquired by wealthy individuals could lie in offshore accounts. ” http://www.

• The Lease They Can Do: What the Fight Over 'Used' Music Reveals About Online Media Apr 3, 2013
• Actually I haven't looked at that book in 23 years and it... Apr 3, 2013

  Actually I haven't looked at that book in 23 years and it stands up really well if you love typesetting systems http://oreilly.

• If you really want to understand Tim O'Reilly's twisted... Apr 3, 2013

  If you really want to understand Tim O'Reilly's twisted fantasies of total technological power start with his writing http://oreilly.

• i have a 2003 kindle what about you Apr 3, 2013
• yeah i read that while i was asleep six years ago Apr 3, 2013
• Your deflationary spiral is explained herein by... Apr 3, 2013

  Your deflationary spiral is explained herein by @felixsalmon , @rustyk5 https://medium.

• “Both said that just the sound of a door locking could... Apr 3, 2013

  “Both said that just the sound of a door locking could trigger panic and sobbing. ” http://www.

• A piece about music (by which I mean licenses) for the... Apr 3, 2013

  A piece about music (by which I mean licenses) for the goodly editors at Businessweek. http://businessweek.

• Hacker News thread on Iain Banks's cancer announcement... Apr 3, 2013

  Hacker News thread on Iain Banks's cancer announcement (very sad) rapidly transforms into cryopreservation debate: https://news. ycombinator.

• well i made it Apr 3, 2013
• God you guys get a chat room. Apr 3, 2013

  God you guys get a chat room.

• That tweet was for everyone if it had just been for nerds I... Apr 3, 2013

  That tweet was for everyone if it had just been for nerds I would have said mashup.

• You could combine http://ifidie.net and bang with friends... Apr 3, 2013

  You could combine http://ifidie. net and bang with friends and create something amazing.

• It would tweet "KNOW THAT I LOVED YOU ALL" and then it... Apr 3, 2013

  It would tweet "KNOW THAT I LOVED YOU ALL" and then it would just unfollow everyone.

• Not that they will be able to, or have any need to, read. Apr 3, 2013

  Not that they will be able to, or have any need to, read.

• I worry about dying in the night and my children later see... Apr 3, 2013

  I worry about dying in the night and my children later see my last tweet and know I was trifling.

• If Barry Diller and Ke$ha were at the same party we could... Apr 3, 2013

  If Barry Diller and Ke$ha were at the same party we could stop time and possibly reverse it.

• but trolls are funny Apr 3, 2013
• This is one of the reasons why we need single-payer. Apr 3, 2013

  This is one of the reasons why we need single-payer.

• Medical research into glitter-filled back humps tends to be... Apr 3, 2013

  Medical research into glitter-filled back humps tends to be underfunded as the situation rarely affects heterosexual men.

• There is a spot on your back that is really hard to reach... Apr 3, 2013

  There is a spot on your back that is really hard to reach and glitter just piles up there and forms a glitter hump. Known problem.

• she is still out there sticking to glitter Apr 3, 2013
• You all forgot about Ke$ha Apr 3, 2013
• it just leads to more writing Apr 3, 2013
• That makes Barry Diller sort of the anti-Ke$ha Apr 3, 2013
• “The party ended in 2006, when we sold our company to IAC,... Apr 3, 2013

  “The party ended in 2006, when we sold our company to IAC, a conglomerate owned by media mogul Barry Diller. ” http://pandodaily.

• cross....the....why....did....the.......[chokes, dies] Apr 3, 2013

  @rustyk5 cross.... the....

• jesus christ no i'm trying here and nothing is coming?... Apr 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 jesus christ no i'm trying here and nothing is coming? cluckitalism and chickophrenia?

• I found this which is helpful and amazing... Apr 2, 2013

  I found this which is helpful and amazing http://prog21. dadgum.

• If you were going to try to write centipede in Clojure for... Apr 2, 2013

  If you were going to try to write centipede in Clojure for fun where would you start?

• you're just trying to gallus Apr 2, 2013
• JESUS CHRIST Apr 2, 2013
• TEAM! Here's a blog/site about punctuation courtesy of... Apr 2, 2013

  TEAM! Here's a blog/site about punctuation courtesy of @jackrusher http://www.

• Does Dorsia accept bitcoins? Apr 2, 2013

  Does Dorsia accept bitcoins?

• Got a screener and the pilot episode of the live-action... Apr 2, 2013
• “‘She literally exploded with anger’ is a commonly mocked... Apr 2, 2013

  “‘She literally exploded with anger’ is a commonly mocked example of the word’s misuse. ” http://www.

• “Insouciant New Yorkers—here is another pending disaster to... Apr 2, 2013

  “Insouciant New Yorkers—here is another pending disaster to shrug off with characteristic brio! ” http://www.

• “For the first time, Harvard has opened a humanities... Apr 2, 2013

  “For the first time, Harvard has opened a humanities course, The Ancient Greek Hero, as a free online class. ” http://www.

• “The mobile prayer room has also been fitted with a... Apr 2, 2013

  “The mobile prayer room has also been fitted with a ‘life-sustaining module’” http://www. guardian.

• There was a knock at the door and Georgia went to answer... Apr 2, 2013

  There was a knock at the door and Georgia went to answer it. “It's been a long time,” she said.

• And that European film where Helvetica Neue Extra Black had... Apr 2, 2013

  And that European film where Helvetica Neue Extra Black had that awkward scene with Helvetica Neue Roman.

• I also don't like font slash fiction where the descenders... Apr 2, 2013

  I also don't like font slash fiction where the descenders are badly treated by the ascenders.

• Font slash fiction is fine @harrisj and @jenniferdaniel but... Apr 2, 2013

  Font slash fiction is fine @harrisj and @jenniferdaniel but I find it uncomfortable when the fonts are in the same family.

• OKCupid but for writers and editors. Apr 2, 2013

  OKCupid but for writers and editors.

• That would be great, actually. Apr 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 That would be great, actually.

• The only problem with 1984 is that he didn't predict good... Apr 2, 2013

  The only problem with 1984 is that he didn't predict good marketing. "Now two minutes hate can go all day long.

• This image says what I meant to say about literature on the... Apr 1, 2013

  This image says what I meant to say about literature on the web and about the digital humanities http://www. ftrain.

• meanwhile anne carson just hits the keyboard a bunch and... Apr 1, 2013
• “This Apology From A Talk Show Host Will Leave You... Apr 1, 2013
• seo optimizing makes you sound old just look at the... Apr 1, 2013
• one thing that is sad is that young people are seo... Apr 1, 2013
• Branding Degree Zero. Apr 1, 2013

  Branding Degree Zero.

• Like formalist scholarship by way of Franco Moretti in the... Apr 1, 2013

  Like formalist scholarship by way of Franco Moretti in the age of big data and branding.

• i meant right or wrong i had a drink Apr 1, 2013
• But if you applied Propp's Morphology of the Russian Folk... Apr 1, 2013

  But if you applied Propp's Morphology of the Russian Folk Tale to big data I wouldn't care if you were write or wrong I would just be glad.

• and that's fine Apr 1, 2013
• Apparently big data is storytelling now too... Apr 1, 2013

  Apparently big data is storytelling now too http://blogs. hbr.

• Guys when you say that what you do is really storytelling... Apr 1, 2013

  Guys when you say that what you do is really storytelling could you actually talk about storytelling, which is actually a thing?

• “We encourage people wanting to leave the paper to step... Apr 1, 2013

  “We encourage people wanting to leave the paper to step forward. ” http://www.

• Don't you tip your hat to me sir. Apr 1, 2013

  Don't you tip your hat to me sir.

• “In 1983, Pattycake returned to the Bronx Zoo, where she... Apr 1, 2013

  “In 1983, Pattycake returned to the Bronx Zoo, where she gave birth to 10 gorillas. ” (presumably not at once) http://cityroom.

• "MOOCs of Hazard" is the title The New Republic chose for... Apr 1, 2013

  "MOOCs of Hazard" is the title The New Republic chose for the article on MOOCs.

• not my fault if you read past the lede the article clearly... Apr 1, 2013
• much like this terrifying ointment i just bought Apr 1, 2013
• I look forward to being slowly written out of this, and... Apr 1, 2013

  @rustyk5 @harrisj @fake_train I look forward to being slowly written out of this, and ultimately replaced by a haunted Roomba.

• Barking and howling can make life miserable for... Apr 1, 2013

  Barking and howling can make life miserable for everybody. via @nytimes http://haiku.

• I feel about April Fools the same way Ayn Rand felt about... Apr 1, 2013

  I feel about April Fools the same way Ayn Rand felt about charity.

• To be clear, I am not against anger (or criticism) on the... Apr 1, 2013

  To be clear, I am not against anger (or criticism) on the Internet. I just think we should treat it like the commodity it is.

• In other news, Cynthia Ozick is reviewing William Gass!... Apr 1, 2013

  In other news, Cynthia Ozick is reviewing William Gass! http://www.

• I hope a journalist makes a mistake soon I'm bored. Apr 1, 2013

  I hope a journalist makes a mistake soon I'm bored.

• Well, @yayitsrob just renewed my faith by making fun of me.... Apr 1, 2013

  Well, @yayitsrob just renewed my faith by making fun of me. Maybe it'll be a good Internet today after all.

• http://media.tumblr.com/7b8fb92102b215b9beeaa48742a48d9a/tum... Apr 1, 2013

  http://media. tumblr.

• Today on the anger menu we have (1) pro/con April fools;... Apr 1, 2013

  Today on the anger menu we have (1) pro/con April fools; (2) Morozov's 15,697 words on Tim O'Reilly; (2) Columbia J-school.

• oh lord look at that Mar 31, 2013
• Why Bing's Just a Gigolo Was the Perfect Song Mar 31, 2013
• At SCDP, the Fear Trickles Down Mar 31, 2013
• Here's a collection of Jailhouse recipes for Easter,... Mar 31, 2013

  Here's a collection of Jailhouse recipes for Easter, including Sweet and Spicy Coke Ramen http://wkbca. xankd.

• So what are we angry about today? Mar 31, 2013

  So what are we angry about today?

• If Bitcoin crashes there's always the global cigarette... Mar 31, 2013

  If Bitcoin crashes there's always the global cigarette economy http://www. businessweek.

• 2,000 words written! Goodnight. Mar 31, 2013

  2,000 words written! Goodnight.

• set an alert Mar 30, 2013
• A friend just emailed me this helpful chart made by... Mar 30, 2013

  A friend just emailed me this helpful chart made by Wikipedians in SVG format http://upload. wikimedia.

• Here's The Watson Twins covering Just Like Heaven:... Mar 30, 2013

  Here's The Watson Twins covering Just Like Heaven: http://open. spotify.

• Really could someone do a geography of Belinda Carlisle?... Mar 30, 2013

  Really could someone do a geography of Belinda Carlisle? Also if my wife walks in on me listening to this I'm dead.

• All right team. Two thousand more words to bedtime. Mar 30, 2013

  All right team. Two thousand more words to bedtime.

• I just hit the corner of Spotify where Taylor Dayne and... Mar 30, 2013

  I just hit the corner of Spotify where Taylor Dayne and T'Pau are the related artists. But not so much a corner as a circle in the sand.

• Unless you're a woman. Mar 30, 2013

  Unless you're a woman.

• If you're an out there beleaguered by Twitter criticism,... Mar 30, 2013

  If you're an out there beleaguered by Twitter criticism, remember: 18 hours max between resets. Hang in there.

• Guys come on writing obituaries of prominent women isn't... Mar 30, 2013

  Guys come on writing obituaries of prominent women isn't rocket science.

• They changed the lede and this obituary still doesn't list... Mar 30, 2013

  They changed the lede and this obituary still doesn't list her cup size.

• Then again the Times Magazine just released the new Yeah... Mar 30, 2013

  Then again the Times Magazine just released the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs song http://www. nytimes.

• Imagine a woman who couldn't cook and was awful with kids.... Mar 30, 2013

  Imagine a woman who couldn't cook and was awful with kids. You'd have to start her obituary with a list of her accomplishments.

• Among the citizens of Winchester she was famous for her fig... Mar 30, 2013

  Among the citizens of Winchester she was famous for her fig pudding. But Jane Austen was almost as talented a writer as cook.

• She could hardly find her way around a kitchen and her... Mar 30, 2013

  She could hardly find her way around a kitchen and her knitting skills were poor. But Helen Keller had other talents.

• Deadlines are real. Mar 30, 2013

  Deadlines are real.

• “Middle-class people raise issues by writing; poor people... Mar 30, 2013

  “Middle-class people raise issues by writing; poor people do it by rioting. ” http://www.

• Twitter tip: Save two letters by making every "you" into an... Mar 30, 2013

  Twitter tip: Save two letters by making every "you" into an "I.

• There's a horrible moment after hours of screwing around... Mar 30, 2013

  There's a horrible moment after hours of screwing around when I remember that I love writing and I've been putting off actual fun.

• “...reporters now required to tweet an average of once an... Mar 30, 2013

  “... reporters now required to tweet an average of once an hour.

• Guys this right here is total eponymous avatar nerd... Mar 30, 2013

  Guys this right here is total eponymous avatar nerd victory: https://twitter.

• You know what other anti-semite wanted to bring down the... Mar 30, 2013

  You know what other anti-semite wanted to bring down the Internet?

• “Spamhaus acted, he wrote, ‘without any court verdict, just... Mar 30, 2013

  “Spamhaus acted, he wrote, ‘without any court verdict, just by blackmail of suppliers and Jew lies. ’” http://www.

• Jesus you can't just complain any more without someone... Mar 30, 2013

  Jesus you can't just complain any more without someone trying to help you.

• the american literature section of the bookseller was just... Mar 30, 2013
• This T.S. Eliot analysis of Massinger is the good stuff... Mar 30, 2013

  This T. S.

• “A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in... Mar 30, 2013

  “A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in time, or alien in language, or diverse in interest. ” —TSEliot http://www.

• I always figured that "great artists steal" is not about... Mar 30, 2013

  I always figured that "great artists steal" is not about stealing the ART but about stealing the methods.

• Just slowly take it apart like a vampire and feast. Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 Just slowly take it apart like a vampire and feast.

• When the writer actually did a goddam thing it's such a... Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 When the writer actually did a goddam thing it's such a gift.

• I just love him for being so good. It's this huge psychic... Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 I just love him for being so good. It's this huge psychic relief.

• Science fiction and humor are forbidden to those with... Mar 30, 2013

  Science fiction and humor are forbidden to those with literary hopes.

• Exactly, the NYT profile shows him as not "above" anything,... Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 Exactly, the NYT profile shows him as not "above" anything, very engaged. Note also that he's funny and writes sci-fi.

• I mean Steinbeck helped Howard Gossage with the Land Rover... Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 I mean Steinbeck helped Howard Gossage with the Land Rover campaign. Less insular.

• There used to be so much more crosstalk. Twain's legacy,... Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 There used to be so much more crosstalk. Twain's legacy, journalism, advertising.

• 1 in 10 million of the world laughs at the other 1 in 10... Mar 30, 2013

  1 in 10 million of the world laughs at the other 1 in 10 million.

• Maybe the DM "blue dot" is actually saying "get back to... Mar 30, 2013

  Maybe the DM "blue dot" is actually saying "get back to writing and ignore all of this. " At which point that is good advice thank you.

• The promoted OrphanBlack hashtag gets through just fine. Mar 30, 2013

  The promoted OrphanBlack hashtag gets through just fine.

• It's not telling me about any new messages. Mar 30, 2013

  It's not telling me about any new messages.

• Maybe I am doing it wrong by expecting the "new message"... Mar 30, 2013

  Maybe I am doing it wrong by expecting the "new message" indicator to relate to a new message. Maybe the blue dot is telling me something.

• When will someone blow the lid off the fact that DMs are... Mar 30, 2013
• well anthologies are the worst way to get to the good... Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 well anthologies are the worst way to get to the good stuff. i mean, those people are just reading themselves.

• There were some good years for short stories--maybe that... Mar 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 There were some good years for short stories--maybe that the highs were higher and the champs had more heart. Sort of like boxing.

• “While acknowledging these concerns, every VC I spoke with... Mar 30, 2013

  “While acknowledging these concerns, every VC I spoke with sounded enthusiastic about 2013. ” OH THAT'S GREAT NEWS http://www.

• “‘There are some people who still really like their... Mar 30, 2013

  “‘There are some people who still really like their dictionaries in print,’ but that's not where the growth is. ” http://chronicle.

• “Google’s YouTube, not Apple’s iTunes, is now the dominant... Mar 30, 2013

  “Google’s YouTube, not Apple’s iTunes, is now the dominant force in music. ” http://qz.

• “We should read instruction manuals, legal documents,... Mar 30, 2013

  “We should read instruction manuals, legal documents, restaurant reviews and corporate newsletters. ” http://www.

• “Most of the stories in the annual best-of anthologies are... Mar 30, 2013

  “Most of the stories in the annual best-of anthologies are mediocre. ” http://www.

• “The Stanford team isn't the first to use integrases, DNA,... Mar 30, 2013

  “The Stanford team isn't the first to use integrases, DNA, and RNA-P to build circuitry. ” http://news.

• “People who make online video are much better at making... Mar 30, 2013

  “People who make online video are much better at making online video than people who make TV shows. ” http://edwardspoonhands.

• “YouTube doesn’t work like TV…and funding it that way is... Mar 30, 2013

  “YouTube doesn’t work like TV…and funding it that way is daft. ” http://edwardspoonhands.

• I could spend days just watching Henry Rollins think things... Mar 30, 2013

  I could spend days just watching Henry Rollins think things through. He'd be an amazing Ethicist when Chuck Klosterman goes on vacation.

• “Let young people understand that women have been kicking... Mar 30, 2013

  “Let young people understand that women have been kicking ass in high threat conditions for ages. ” http://henryrollins.

• When a mobile app company had more investors than employees... Mar 30, 2013

  When a mobile app company had more investors than employees does that mean anything? Feels weird.

• emacs multiple-cursor mode is the craziest thing I've seen... Mar 29, 2013

  emacs multiple-cursor mode is the craziest thing I've seen in a while http://emacsrocks. com/e13.

• You have to wonder if there's a Ken Thompson hack in... Mar 29, 2013

  You have to wonder if there's a Ken Thompson hack in Bitcoin though http://c2. com/cgi/wiki?

• well see now if you're thinking "currency design" is a... Mar 29, 2013
• i trust these guys a lot http://www.guardian.co.uk/technolog... Mar 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 @AdrianChen i trust these guys a lot http://www. guardian.

• That's the joke of it IMO. Also the fact that I could hack... Mar 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 That's the joke of it IMO. Also the fact that I could hack up a new currency on a different Unix port.

• I'm not, actually, nor against. I am pro ridiculous hoaxes... Mar 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 I'm not, actually, nor against. I am pro ridiculous hoaxes that mess with consensus reality.

• yeah that goes right into the weeds. I mean is a... Mar 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 yeah that goes right into the weeds. I mean is a deflationary spiral totally possible?

• I have no opinion! I mean sure? Of curse as with all things... Mar 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 I have no opinion! I mean sure?

• “‘Do I have to tickle the balls? I want to write for the... Mar 29, 2013

  “‘Do I have to tickle the balls? I want to write for the awl, dammit.

• “And then we really, really care about not being... Mar 29, 2013

  “And then we really, really care about not being different. ” http://blogs.

• “Creative writing may appear, in other words, to be quietly... Mar 29, 2013

  “Creative writing may appear, in other words, to be quietly eating the heart out of English as a university subject. ” http://www.

• “A trap door on the rear wall led directly outside to the... Mar 29, 2013

  “A trap door on the rear wall led directly outside to the billboard’s front. ” http://www.

• “To open a diorama and redo it is a once-in-a-lifetime... Mar 29, 2013

  “To open a diorama and redo it is a once-in-a-lifetime project. ” http://cityroom.

• that's because they all use nginx Mar 29, 2013
• doublequote Mar 29, 2013
• Edge-side caching is already here — it's just not very... Mar 29, 2013

  Edge-side caching is already here — it's just not very evenly distributed.

• How about a ProPublica that reports on HAPPY things? We... Mar 29, 2013

  How about a ProPublica that reports on HAPPY things? We could call it PanemEtCircenses.

• THIS CLASSROOM http://www.scoutingny.com/?p=2097 Mar 29, 2013

  THIS CLASSROOM http://www. scoutingny.

• The sensation of wonder never goes away. Mar 29, 2013

  The sensation of wonder never goes away.

• You know you're writing something in emacs org-mode and... Mar 29, 2013

  You know you're writing something in emacs org-mode and embed tikz LaTeX source and it flows inline with the exported PDF and it's MAGIC?

• Can this be part of the NYT redesign:... Mar 29, 2013

  Can this be part of the NYT redesign: http://thomasfriedmanopedgenerator.

• “Working with that range, Goodreads’ 16 million users at... Mar 29, 2013

  “Working with that range, Goodreads’ 16 million users at $55 each would add up to a sticker price of $880 million. ” http://www.

• “_The local music show tonight?_ Who talks like that about... Mar 29, 2013

  “_The local music show tonight? _ Who talks like that about a DIY show?

• “The Army, Navy, CIA, Canadian National Swim Team, and... Mar 29, 2013

  “The Army, Navy, CIA, Canadian National Swim Team, and Mormon Tabernacle Choir have all used the diet. ” http://harpers.

• “The transformation of research publishing is less a... Mar 29, 2013

  “The transformation of research publishing is less a revolution and more a war of attrition. ” http://www.

• “A lot of the time when I'm drumming I don't use sticks, I... Mar 29, 2013

  “A lot of the time when I'm drumming I don't use sticks, I use these plastic tubes. ” http://thequietus.

• Sigh. The new Times layout totally borks... Mar 29, 2013

  Sigh. The new Times layout totally borks http://savepublishing.

• This word processor is so minimal it just punches you in... Mar 29, 2013

  This word processor is so minimal it just punches you in the crotch and sets your keyboard on fire.

• just the wind Mar 29, 2013
• is that the sound of someone trying to get in the front... Mar 29, 2013
• Are you in bed reading this on your phone? Then I ask you:... Mar 29, 2013

  Are you in bed reading this on your phone? Then I ask you: Did you lock the front door?

• my printer is working now i'm giving up on all of this Mar 28, 2013
• “This doesn’t mean we should give up.” @harrisj on doing... Mar 28, 2013

  “This doesn’t mean we should give up. ” @harrisj on doing data journalism with enormous piles of tainted meat http://source.

• “I thought a computer would eliminate all that randomness,... Mar 28, 2013

  “I thought a computer would eliminate all that randomness, loss and disorder. ” http://www.

• It just is weird. Like the printer industry hasn't been... Mar 28, 2013

  It just is weird. Like the printer industry hasn't been part of everything that transpired in the last 20 years.

• How can installing a new printer be two hours of work? Mar 28, 2013

  How can installing a new printer be two hours of work?

• I was going to give up trolling for Lent but religion is... Mar 28, 2013

  I was going to give up trolling for Lent but religion is basically a joke, right?

• Is flarf still a thing or has it become an oppressive... Mar 28, 2013

  Is flarf still a thing or has it become an oppressive category?

• Poets are usually too busy building successful e-businesses... Mar 28, 2013

  Poets are usually too busy building successful e-businesses to fight about poetry.

• Does anyone have any opinions on which genre of poetry is... Mar 28, 2013

  Does anyone have any opinions on which genre of poetry is the most valid today?

• I like the font; it looks like power-on symbols on future... Mar 28, 2013

  @goldman I like the font; it looks like power-on symbols on future computers. It promises some real future action.

• It's okay that people put red bars on things and get... Mar 28, 2013

  It's okay that people put red bars on things and get excited. So what if it doesn't matter?

• Oblivion cost 3.3 Summlies. Mar 28, 2013

  Oblivion cost 3. 3 Summlies.

• then again it cost $100 million so it has to be good (c.f.... Mar 28, 2013

  then again it cost $100 million so it has to be good (c. f.

• guys if you mention the goat holograms they win we're... Mar 28, 2013
• You guys complain about Summly but the Poetry Foundation... Mar 28, 2013

  You guys complain about Summly but the Poetry Foundation got $100 million and had Dave Matthews read Wordsworth http://www. poetryfoundation.

• Chicago Manual of Style 14 has nothing, 15 releases a... Mar 28, 2013

  Chicago Manual of Style 14 has nothing, 15 releases a poison gas.

• Words Into Type says sticktoitiveness. Mar 28, 2013

  Words Into Type says sticktoitiveness.

• Is it stickittoititiveness or sticktoitiveness? Mar 28, 2013

  Is it stickittoititiveness or sticktoitiveness?

• let's not go meta just yet the question is does enough shit... Mar 28, 2013
• I should clarify: I'm okay with it being a piece of shit,... Mar 28, 2013

  I should clarify: I'm okay with it being a piece of shit, but halfway through the movie I shouldn't feel ashamed, like I'm licking a hoof.

• I feel that big-budget films being shitty is a safe subject... Mar 28, 2013

  I feel that big-budget films being shitty is a safe subject for Twitter frolic. If I'm wrong I look forward to hearing about it.

• It would really be good for me if that new Tom Cruise movie... Mar 28, 2013

  It would really be good for me if that new Tom Cruise movie is not a piece of shit. Is it worth getting my hopes up?

• “Inside the cooler was ice and a sealed package containing... Mar 28, 2013

  “Inside the cooler was ice and a sealed package containing the eyes. ” http://fox4kc.

• “Sex has been all but eradicated from Hollywood scripts... Mar 28, 2013

  “Sex has been all but eradicated from Hollywood scripts over the past 18 months. ” http://www.

• “If you estimate that each patent has 20 claims, that is 5... Mar 28, 2013

  “If you estimate that each patent has 20 claims, that is 5 million potential restrictions on smartphone innovation. ” http://www.

• “Amazon’s process is different, he says: ‘This is going to... Mar 28, 2013

  “Amazon’s process is different, he says: ‘This is going to be the biggest focus group of all time. ’” http://www.

• larks Mar 28, 2013
• “Be w/in a narrow range of physical norms for appearance... Mar 28, 2013

  “Be w/in a narrow range of physical norms for appearance and ability, as defined by the comfort level of strangers. ” http://dashes.

• This is a good list of librarians to watch out for... Mar 28, 2013

  This is a good list of librarians to watch out for http://flavorwire.

• It's my job Rusty I have to do it. Mar 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 It's my job Rusty I have to do it.

• I only pitch alliterative things to Bloomberg BusinessWeek.... Mar 28, 2013

  I only pitch alliterative things to Bloomberg BusinessWeek. The next article is on bear-baiting at Berber bakeries.

• Do you want to read my big Bitcoin thoughts in Bloomberg... Mar 28, 2013

  Do you want to read my big Bitcoin thoughts in Bloomberg BusinessWeek? I am asking.

• skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch... Mar 28, 2013
• quaker health insurance is called friends with okay it's... Mar 28, 2013
• and then people say look i love the skritching i won't ever... Mar 28, 2013
• radio replaced by jets of air Mar 28, 2013
• Like, instead of TV just this slow skritching noise that... Mar 28, 2013

  Like, instead of TV just this slow skritching noise that travels for miles. That would be alternative.

• Alternative media is a term that if you took it another way... Mar 28, 2013

  Alternative media is a term that if you took it another way could be so amazing.

• well there's some sense of being part of the conversation... Mar 28, 2013
• The question remains why we are both annoyed over the... Mar 28, 2013

  The question remains why we are both annoyed over the battle between a journalist and a PR pro over Sandberg's marketing.

• Oh hey Rusty! Look at that. I can't wait until we're both... Mar 28, 2013

  Oh hey Rusty! Look at that.

• And yes I know YOU are different and build special mutually... Mar 28, 2013

  And yes I know YOU are different and build special mutually beneficial relationships with tired, overworked journalists.

• It's funny to think of PR folks talking about special... Mar 28, 2013

  It's funny to think of PR folks talking about special places in hell.

• Bitcoin May Be the Global Economy's Last Safe Haven Mar 27, 2013
• Okay but what if you created a personalized newspaper that... Mar 27, 2013

  Okay but what if you created a personalized newspaper that runs on Internet fridges?

• “Here’s the thing about all the anxiety: As often as not,... Mar 27, 2013

  “Here’s the thing about all the anxiety: As often as not, it’s expressed by women who have a fair number of choices. ” http://www.

• And let's be honest here the pants at least will be worth... Mar 27, 2013

  And let's be honest here the pants at least will be worth SOMETHING in five years.

• My friend Claire Gutierrez, who is a colossal pain,... Mar 27, 2013

  My friend Claire Gutierrez, who is a colossal pain, nonetheless wrote a fantastic essay for Elle. http://www.

• “How could I go through life without knowing that love... Mar 27, 2013

  “How could I go through life without knowing that love again? ” http://www.

• Crowded subway and this one really jumpy guy is yelling... Mar 27, 2013

  Crowded subway and this one really jumpy guy is yelling something about trucks. I get it, guy.

• Sorry but the advance for that tender novel about teenagers... Mar 27, 2013

  Sorry but the advance for that tender novel about teenagers that you spent five years writing is now Buzz Bissinger's pants.

• I don't get out of bed for less than the opportunity for... Mar 27, 2013

  I don't get out of bed for less than the opportunity for exposure.

• guys i am sorry about the FT having a business model let me... Mar 26, 2013
• it only works on peach-colored phones Mar 26, 2013
• I squick when people squee. Mar 26, 2013

  I squick when people squee.

• Here's a little Financial Times commentary about Google... Mar 26, 2013

  Here's a little Financial Times commentary about Google Reader that I wrote for everybody. #axzz2OhQmgRW4 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• Intuit fights hard to keep your taxes complicated so it can... Mar 26, 2013

  Intuit fights hard to keep your taxes complicated so it can sell more TurboTax. http://www.

• Relax, you'll die poor. Mar 26, 2013

  Relax, you'll die poor.

• Stop cmplning Summly . wrks it fine. Mar 26, 2013

  Stop cmplning Summly . wrks it fine.

• Assembler shows me that everything I love is built atop an... Mar 25, 2013

  Assembler shows me that everything I love is built atop an insane ad-hoc edifice of very fast card tricks.

• It's like chasing your own tail. Mar 25, 2013

  @mat It's like chasing your own tail.

• You're grabbing stuff from somewhere and jamming it... Mar 25, 2013

  You're grabbing stuff from somewhere and jamming it somewhere else because there isn't actually any place for it to go because you're there.

• Guys have you ever programmed in assembler it is insane.... Mar 25, 2013

  Guys have you ever programmed in assembler it is insane. Code and data are one weird switchable thing.

• I can explain. Mar 25, 2013

  I can explain.

• “‘It’s really a chocolate-driven holiday and we don’t have... Mar 25, 2013

  “‘It’s really a chocolate-driven holiday and we don’t have a portfolio of chocolate products,’ Stenzel says. ” http://www.

• “And that’s when I started to hate futurists.”... Mar 25, 2013

  “And that’s when I started to hate futurists. ” http://www.

• “I went out for coffee in Williamsburg and at the bottom of... Mar 25, 2013

  “I went out for coffee in Williamsburg and at the bottom of my coffee cup I found a purple hair.

• If the thought of a nice new in-browser hierarchical... Mar 25, 2013

  If the thought of a nice new in-browser hierarchical outliner gives you real joy, then http://littleoutliner. com/ is real good.

• “As systems increasingly record our personal activity and... Mar 25, 2013

  “As systems increasingly record our personal activity and data, invisibility is exactly the wrong model. ” http://www.

• “It begins at a stay-away anti-oppression camp in Jefferson... Mar 24, 2013

  “It begins at a stay-away anti-oppression camp in Jefferson City, Missouri. ” http://blackgirldangerous.

• Did you know they sell fake currency at Staples? Mar 24, 2013

  Did you know they sell fake currency at Staples?

• When you're starting a big new project office supply stores... Mar 24, 2013

  When you're starting a big new project office supply stores are not a safe place.

• Can we do a planning meeting so that Monday goes smoothly? Mar 24, 2013

  Can we do a planning meeting so that Monday goes smoothly?

• Check out this list of thirty million unfuckable men in... Mar 24, 2013

  Check out this list of thirty million unfuckable men in technology.

• check out this list of the sluttiest acm fellows... Mar 24, 2013

  check out this list of the sluttiest acm fellows http://fellows. acm.

• i hope all the people who just unfollowed me, that for... Mar 24, 2013
• oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Mar 24, 2013
• Just ride that thing around going... Mar 24, 2013
• It was crowded in the coøp Saturday and I bumped a woman's... Mar 24, 2013

  It was crowded in the coøp Saturday and I bumped a woman's foot with a big red stroller, and she got huffy. What I mean is, get a firetruck.

• There is likely some eye-rolling around town, but then... Mar 24, 2013

  There is likely some eye-rolling around town, but then again dude has firetruck that is boss.

• The lesson seems to be: Buy your firetruck. Mar 24, 2013

  The lesson seems to be: Buy your firetruck.

• “I keep my firetruck in the driveway and drive it to the... Mar 24, 2013

  “I keep my firetruck in the driveway and drive it to the web design firm where I work. ” http://geckodesigns.

• “‘Automate process processes’” http://lwn.net/Articles/54036... Mar 24, 2013

  “‘Automate process processes’” http://lwn.

• “Yes, zit-popping can induce the same bonding sensation you... Mar 23, 2013

  “Yes, zit-popping can induce the same bonding sensation you get during a good backrub or pillow talk. ” http://www.

• “Another customer—a Microsoft programmer—bought an EEG cap... Mar 23, 2013

  “Another customer—a Microsoft programmer—bought an EEG cap and tried to use his own brain waves to steer the roach. ” http://www.

• “For many years, I’ve captured every keystroke I’ve... Mar 23, 2013

  “For many years, I’ve captured every keystroke I’ve typed—now more than 100 million of them. ” http://blog.

• “‘We all knew that the dwarves were performing for the... Mar 23, 2013

  “‘We all knew that the dwarves were performing for the Nazis. ’” http://www.

• “Prof Joachim says they have fabricated nanogears ‘à la... Mar 23, 2013

  “Prof Joachim says they have fabricated nanogears ‘à la Babbage’ that are about 30 nanometres across. ” http://www.

• “The photographic shoot for the cover of _Aladdin Sane_,... Mar 23, 2013

  “The photographic shoot for the cover of _Aladdin Sane_, David Bowie’s 1973 album, happened like magic. ” http://www.

• “Nationalism is rife on the Internet, and it’s getting... Mar 23, 2013

  “Nationalism is rife on the Internet, and it’s getting worse. ” http://www.

• guys remember siri that was cool Mar 23, 2013
• When George Packer writes about Peter Thiel, who wins?... Mar 23, 2013

  When George Packer writes about Peter Thiel, who wins? http://www.

• she is insane because Hobart warewashers are like god's... Mar 23, 2013
• especially when it comes to dishwashers Mar 23, 2013
• well that is true Mar 23, 2013
• “The bathrooms are the most grotesque part of the entire... Mar 23, 2013

  “The bathrooms are the most grotesque part of the entire structure. ” http://www.

• not actually true, although true in the short term Mar 23, 2013
• “Most poems are bullshit” http://www.timothy-green.org/blog/... Mar 23, 2013

  “Most poems are bullshit” http://www. timothy-green.

• “[A golden rectangle is] the ideal layout of a paragraph of... Mar 23, 2013

  “[A golden rectangle is] the ideal layout of a paragraph of text, the one most conducive to reading and retention. ” http://www.

• “You may realize, now that you can clearly see the idea,... Mar 23, 2013

  “You may realize, now that you can clearly see the idea, that it’s actually not very good. ” http://www.

• “I still can't quite appreciate the subtle differences... Mar 23, 2013

  “I still can't quite appreciate the subtle differences between NRA and KKK. ” http://www.

• “In 1967, Martha and The Vandellas were singing in Detriot... Mar 23, 2013

  “In 1967, Martha and The Vandellas were singing in Detriot when the riots broke out. ” http://www.

• “‘They portray only a few of the Amish as open-minded,’ she... Mar 23, 2013

  “‘They portray only a few of the Amish as open-minded,’ she says, leaning forward in her chair. ” http://www.

• Matt did his favorite musical sounds of last year again;... Mar 23, 2013

  Matt did his favorite musical sounds of last year again; it's one of the best things http://matthewmcvickar. tumblr.

• “He went into the church’s deep freezer to steal the ice... Mar 23, 2013

  “He went into the church’s deep freezer to steal the ice cream, police told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

• “Books ridiculing God were once, decades ago, rare.”... Mar 23, 2013

  “Books ridiculing God were once, decades ago, rare. ” http://www.

• “He ended up broke, reflecting ruefully that ‘I gave all my... Mar 23, 2013

  “He ended up broke, reflecting ruefully that ‘I gave all my money to head waiters and tarts’. ” http://www.

• Cat burglar trick: “On other occasions, if disturbed by the... Mar 23, 2013

  Cat burglar trick: “On other occasions, if disturbed by the occupier, he would shout reassuringly: ‘It’s only me! ’” http://www.

• “Two in five IT professionals say March Madness puts a... Mar 22, 2013

  “Two in five IT professionals say March Madness puts a significant extra burden on their corporate networks. ” #axzz2OJVZsOyp " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• “Maybe the self-obsessed celebrity artist culture isn’t... Mar 22, 2013

  “Maybe the self-obsessed celebrity artist culture isn’t that helpful or useful. ” http://kfan.

• “But our charity system is also fundamentally regressive,... Mar 22, 2013

  “But our charity system is also fundamentally regressive, and works in favor of the institutions of the elite. ” http://www.

• So what did we learn? Mar 22, 2013

  So what did we learn?

• I want there to be a tour train, five train cars going up... Mar 22, 2013
• Find Flannery O'Connor! http://www.fsgworkinprogress.com/fin... Mar 22, 2013

  Find Flannery O'Connor! http://www.

• You realize "OMG I HAVE NO LEG WHYYYYYY" would actually be... Mar 21, 2013

  You realize "OMG I HAVE NO LEG WHYYYYYY" would actually be more like "Honey, I'm sorry, we have to go back to the hotel. Yes, I know.

• #amputeeproblems is a legitimately great hashtag. Mar 21, 2013

  #amputeeproblems is a legitimately great hashtag.

• she is #winning Mar 21, 2013
• i am fighting with my wife about hashtags Mar 21, 2013
• One thing life has taught me is that you can't wait for... Mar 21, 2013

  One thing life has taught me is that you can't wait for someone or something to verify you, you need to verify yourself.

• actually that was okay Mar 21, 2013
• Google Go opposes sexism with no exceptions. Mar 21, 2013

  Google Go opposes sexism with no exceptions.

• there's this point in the evening where i realize i've been... Mar 21, 2013
• The Google Go conference has ten times as much sexism but... Mar 21, 2013

  The Google Go conference has ten times as much sexism but it runs on one server.

• If there were ever a vegan press secretary would he comment... Mar 21, 2013
• I really should stop making fun of large technology... Mar 21, 2013

  I really should stop making fun of large technology companies because they ALWAYS KNOW RIGHT AWAY.

• oh my god you deserve this also pass on tasty vegan recipes... Mar 21, 2013
• I keep feeling guilty about Google+. It's the journalism of... Mar 21, 2013

  I keep feeling guilty about Google+. It's the journalism of social networks.

• i would watch basketball Mar 21, 2013
• there are so many tv sports moments that would be improved... Mar 21, 2013
• The second track in particular swells and swells for eight... Mar 21, 2013

  The second track in particular swells and swells for eight minutes until it finally achieves release.

• Spotify has an album of Brokeback Mountain theme song club... Mar 21, 2013

  Spotify has an album of Brokeback Mountain theme song club mixes http://open. spotify.

• Can you get pony gear discount now like CD-ROMs? Mar 21, 2013

  Can you get pony gear discount now like CD-ROMs?

• this is my favorite gif now http://www.stringcheeserunner.co... Mar 21, 2013

  this is my favorite gif now http://www. stringcheeserunner.

• It's more fashionable to mock some fetish communities than... Mar 21, 2013

  It's more fashionable to mock some fetish communities than others. Making fun of furries is for dads, now.

• Pony girls are old-fashioned now aren't they? Mar 21, 2013

  Pony girls are old-fashioned now aren't they?

• One about pony girls who write poetry called "Hope is the... Mar 21, 2013
• Or a review of Brokeback Mountain called "Jolly Ranchers." Mar 21, 2013

  Or a review of Brokeback Mountain called "Jolly Ranchers.

• I come up with headlines WAY after the fact, for articles... Mar 21, 2013

  I come up with headlines WAY after the fact, for articles that don't exist. An essay on Nazi mythmaking called "Follow Your Blitz.

• a human did that OR DID THEY Mar 21, 2013
• seriously can you get a tweet framed because this is... Mar 21, 2013

  seriously can you get a tweet framed because this is everything https://twitter.

• this is going be another $100 to NARAL day Mar 21, 2013
• at scale Mar 21, 2013
• connect me with the brands chuck grassley Mar 21, 2013
• THIS IS AMAZING I NEED TO HELP HELP BRANDS MAXIMIZE Mar 21, 2013
• Man the future is sexist. Mar 21, 2013

  Man the future is sexist.

• http://turningstonepress.com/published/publicdata/TSP/attach... Mar 21, 2013

  @mattlanger http://turningstonepress. com/published/publicdata/TSP/attachments/SC/products_pictures/9781618520166_enl.

• Overreacting is the new reacting. Mar 21, 2013

  Overreacting is the new reacting.

• today i learned Mar 21, 2013
• I just gave awl.exe my gmail password Mar 20, 2013

  I just gave awl.

• and yeah i get a sense that my tone and style and what... Mar 20, 2013

  @sogrady @cbtacy and yeah i get a sense that my tone and style and what works for @cbtacy is a venn w/no overlap. Which is how life goes.

• Man how long does it take 02138 to respond to pitches. Mar 20, 2013

  Man how long does it take 02138 to respond to pitches.

• I usually have someone do that for me. Mar 20, 2013

  @rustyk5 I usually have someone do that for me.

• No one ever asks me if I can have it all. Mar 20, 2013

  No one ever asks me if I can have it all.

• “Wait—who is Paul Graham and why can he tell us what to do... Mar 20, 2013

  “Wait—who is Paul Graham and why can he tell us what to do with our hands? ” http://www.

• “Chill, bullies. Put down the protein powder and I will... Mar 20, 2013

  “Chill, bullies. Put down the protein powder and I will explain.

• “There are so many rules that there are rules for making... Mar 20, 2013

  “There are so many rules that there are rules for making rules. ” http://www.

• "FORD, you nerd, get in here, what the hell is this... Mar 20, 2013

  "FORD, you nerd, get in here, what the hell is this 'handshake deal protocol' thing? " asked an editor at Esquire.

• #writepeopleproblems Mar 20, 2013
• I loved your piece! Just a few questions! (One month later)... Mar 20, 2013

  I loved your piece! Just a few questions!

• Nothing is nicer than a fact-checker's first email. Mar 20, 2013

  Nothing is nicer than a fact-checker's first email.

• “Most of the work I do involves manipulating snack food... Mar 20, 2013

  “Most of the work I do involves manipulating snack food databases. ” http://thehairpin.

• mission accomplished Mar 20, 2013
• purple fingers Mar 20, 2013
• freedom fries Mar 20, 2013
• how can they even have a best of swv album without... Mar 20, 2013
• But he's going to bravely face the facts and come to... Mar 20, 2013

  But he's going to bravely face the facts and come to conclusions.

• Tom Friedman wants to "forget about Iraq."... Mar 20, 2013

  Tom Friedman wants to "forget about Iraq. " http://www.

• no i mean it this is possibly the worst thing i have ever... Mar 20, 2013
• The New York Times should celebrate the 10th anniversary of... Mar 20, 2013

  The New York Times should celebrate the 10th anniversary of the war in Iraq by throwing another war.

• Oh crap totally wrong meeting Mar 20, 2013
• Guys hear me out breakfast pizza Mar 20, 2013
• Phew man I managed to combined agile development and Star... Mar 20, 2013

  Phew man I managed to combined agile development and Star Wars before 7:30 18 year old me would be so proud.

• But Lord Vader a two women can't give birth in five... Mar 20, 2013

  But Lord Vader a two women can't give birth in five mon--GLUGGGHGHH (hands to neck).

• If they'd built the Death Star with unit testing, I mean,... Mar 20, 2013

  If they'd built the Death Star with unit testing, I mean, I'm just sayin.

• My God this Carna Botnet is cool... Mar 20, 2013

  My God this Carna Botnet is cool http://seclists.

• I wear my heart of darkness on my sleeve. Mar 20, 2013

  I wear my heart of darkness on my sleeve.

• guys don't go back and read the things you wrote over the... Mar 18, 2013
• I gave $100 to NARAL so I can get to sleep. Mar 18, 2013

  I gave $100 to NARAL so I can get to sleep.

• I removed Twitter from my phone after reading that feminism... Mar 18, 2013

  I removed Twitter from my phone after reading that feminism article.

• One day, 23 years ago, Chubb Rock jumped up on the scene. Mar 18, 2013

  One day, 23 years ago, Chubb Rock jumped up on the scene.

• “Profits from the app will put her small operation ‘in the... Mar 18, 2013

  “Profits from the app will put her small operation ‘in the black for the first month,’ Ms. Johnston said.

• “Featuring Drake” is the “Jellybean 7" Mix” of a new... Mar 18, 2013

  “Featuring Drake” is the “Jellybean 7" Mix” of a new generation.

• if you lean in too far that's planking Mar 18, 2013
• No, no the OTHER Modern English song. Mar 17, 2013

  No, no the OTHER Modern English song.

• Can someone just open up a 24-hour Nighthawks Diner... Mar 17, 2013

  Can someone just open up a 24-hour Nighthawks Diner somewhere downtown?

• http://www.etsy.com/listing/118790301/lace-toe-socks-womens-... Mar 17, 2013

  http://www. etsy.

• “I once heard a group of reporters agree that there were at... Mar 17, 2013

  “I once heard a group of reporters agree that there were at most twenty people who run any story. ” http://www.

• yeah but their last album sucked Mar 17, 2013
• no offense but Mar 17, 2013
• Brands won't talk to me Mar 16, 2013
• -onomics is a suffix to use rarely if at all. Mar 16, 2013

  -onomics is a suffix to use rarely if at all.

• my god just look at this poor animal... Mar 15, 2013

  my god just look at this poor animal http://mlkshk.

• I wish there was such an animal as a platypanda for... Mar 15, 2013

  I wish there was such an animal as a platypanda for metaphor purposes.

• When I want my wife to make dinner all I have to do is... Mar 15, 2013

  When I want my wife to make dinner all I have to do is start cooking.

• I mean, I love Google. I do. And they're all like, "I love... Mar 15, 2013

  I mean, I love Google. I do.

• How did cavemen deal with ambiguous, love/hate... Mar 15, 2013

  How did cavemen deal with ambiguous, love/hate relationships with giant technology companies? Were there paleobrands?

• You could build an RSS reader on top of Google App Engine... Mar 15, 2013

  You could build an RSS reader on top of Google App Engine and be disappointed twice.

• Guys thanks and I'm sure app engine is great but I'd be... Mar 15, 2013

  Guys thanks and I'm sure app engine is great but I'd be more likely to use it if it ran inside of AWS.

• Remember that olds how teens used to just airhump? Cars.... Mar 15, 2013

  Remember that olds how teens used to just airhump? Cars.

• Vinepeek thanks for teaching me that teens still air-hump... Mar 15, 2013

  Vinepeek thanks for teaching me that teens still air-hump everything.

• man google app engine remember when we were all google app... Mar 15, 2013

  man google app engine remember when we were all google app engine?

• wikipedia pages now execute Lua... Mar 15, 2013

  wikipedia pages now execute Lua http://blog. wikimedia.

• I wonder if the CIA is freaked out about the amount of work... Mar 15, 2013

  I wonder if the CIA is freaked out about the amount of work it faces coming up with a new AIDS.

• If so then fair. Mar 15, 2013

  If so then fair.

• Is having a personal brand platform something you do... Mar 15, 2013

  Is having a personal brand platform something you do because you are not attractive enough to be famous?

• "We need white people looking at post-it notes on glass... Mar 15, 2013

  "We need white people looking at post-it notes on glass wall.

• “‘I mean a whole bunch of large menopausal rats—aren’t they... Mar 15, 2013

  “‘I mean a whole bunch of large menopausal rats—aren’t they angry? ’” http://www.

• “The overall goal is to diminish rat populations—but not... Mar 15, 2013

  “The overall goal is to diminish rat populations—but not wipe them out entirely. ” http://www.

• Our Vibrams touched one night and within moments we were... Mar 14, 2013

  Our Vibrams touched one night and within moments we were blowgrammers.

• The stark reality of the Jennifer glut... Mar 14, 2013

  The stark reality of the Jennifer glut http://www. wolframalpha.

• pretty much my view for nine years Mar 14, 2013
• chipwits Mar 14, 2013
• The college of physicists has met together and elected a... Mar 14, 2013

  The college of physicists has met together and elected a Higgs Boson. http://www.

• well the linebreak API team had to transition from Ruby to... Mar 14, 2013
• Beemer I guess but do you NEED a Mercedes motorcycle? I... Mar 14, 2013

  @alexismadrigal Beemer I guess but do you NEED a Mercedes motorcycle? I guess it's not need as much.

• line breaks? Mar 14, 2013

  line breaks?

• Boo hoo Google Reader. Isn't it time to stop reading a... Mar 13, 2013

  Boo hoo Google Reader. Isn't it time to stop reading a bunch of stupid bullshit then mindlessly regurgitating it?

• well now there's white smoke so this joke will need to be... Mar 13, 2013
• At first the monster is thought to be Satan but it's... Mar 13, 2013

  At first the monster is thought to be Satan but it's actually escaped from the Vatican's super-priest celibate cloning laboratory.

• What's typical and depressing about the movie is the... Mar 13, 2013

  What's typical and depressing about the movie is the African cardinals papabile are all killed first.

• scene where they find the special papal flamethrower room Mar 13, 2013
• YES Mar 13, 2013
• a horror movie set during the papal conclave where a... Mar 13, 2013
• “Downloading has become common practice throughout China;... Mar 13, 2013

  “Downloading has become common practice throughout China; not just porn sites vanish and shift. ” http://mkshft.

• “There are also pockets of regionalism: Everyone agrees,... Mar 13, 2013

  “There are also pockets of regionalism: Everyone agrees, for example, that the West Coast is clip territory. ” http://www.

• Role playing game marketing and distribution role playing... Mar 13, 2013
• LAN party simulator game Mar 13, 2013
• #Ditmas Mar 12, 2013
• That thing where the only person you need to prove things... Mar 12, 2013

  That thing where the only person you need to prove things to is yourself I don't have that.

• shit what aesthetic is this Mar 12, 2013
• Oh man Ashley Madison isn't a furniture store at all. Mar 12, 2013

  Oh man Ashley Madison isn't a furniture store at all.

• Book idea: A year in which you read nothing shorter than a... Mar 12, 2013

  Book idea: A year in which you read nothing shorter than a book.

• let me influence that for you Mar 12, 2013
• wait where can i find a gif with burning things Mar 12, 2013
• I prefer unconference calls. Mar 12, 2013

  I prefer unconference calls.

• “Many workers throughout the nation may feel particularly... Mar 11, 2013

  “Many workers throughout the nation may feel particularly groggy Monday morning. ” http://www.

• i just spent two hours researching standing desks i hate... Mar 11, 2013
• #Hofstadter is kind of a crazy tag Mar 11, 2013
• guys women Mar 11, 2013
• How CAN I fuck this up for myself? Mar 11, 2013

  How CAN I fuck this up for myself?

• "What if we could take the humanity, respect, and essential... Mar 11, 2013

  "What if we could take the humanity, respect, and essential decency of PayPal and apply it to corporate life?

• Who wrote the line "happy work anniversary"? I promise to... Mar 11, 2013

  Who wrote the line "happy work anniversary"? I promise to keep it secret, but can we talk about it?

• Why won't you accept my LinkedIn invite @rustyk5 I want to... Mar 11, 2013
• people who embrace life's challenges do better on LinkedIn Mar 11, 2013
• It exists purely so you can cross if off a list. Mar 11, 2013

  @mike_mill89 It exists purely so you can cross if off a list.

• You can do it. It takes a half-hour but it's worth it. You... Mar 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mathowie You can do it. It takes a half-hour but it's worth it.

• "Say happy work anniversary!" Seriously LinkedIn is like a... Mar 11, 2013

  "Say happy work anniversary! " Seriously LinkedIn is like a suicide-generating machine.

• I just endorsed you for a bunch of stuff on LinkedIn. Mar 11, 2013

  @mathowie I just endorsed you for a bunch of stuff on LinkedIn.

• “A heck of a lot of people work at Facebook now”... Mar 11, 2013

  “A heck of a lot of people work at Facebook now” http://a. wholelottanothing.

• we never say that word Mar 11, 2013
• I can't trust any more Mar 10, 2013
• was just coming here to our pre-arranged emergency meeting... Mar 10, 2013
• they're not serious--but also everyone has given up and... Mar 10, 2013
• oh yeah you are so totally in the T Style Magazine... Mar 10, 2013
• But beyond that I'm baffled. Mar 10, 2013

  @jacqui @TaylorLorenz But beyond that I'm baffled.

• i don't even http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/03/07/t... Mar 10, 2013

  i don't even http://www. nytimes.

• William Carlos Williams sounds like he's doing a podcast... Mar 9, 2013

  William Carlos Williams sounds like he's doing a podcast http://open. spotify.

• Elizabeth Bishop is kind of there and not there at once... Mar 9, 2013

  Elizabeth Bishop is kind of there and not there at once voicewise, great poem though (The Fish) http://open. spotify.

• Ogden Nash sounds like a regular dude who takes streetcars... Mar 9, 2013

  Ogden Nash sounds like a regular dude who takes streetcars and eats ham sandwiches and so on http://open. spotify.

• Oh crap hearing Dylan Thomas read his own work he just... Mar 9, 2013

  Oh crap hearing Dylan Thomas read his own work he just sounds insufferable. http://open.

• i'm not emotionally ready for season 2 Mar 9, 2013
• It's a blood oath thing. Luke wears a robe. Sam and Matt... Mar 9, 2013

  @scottkorb @thesamstark @matthew_power @ByLukeMitchell It's a blood oath thing. Luke wears a robe.

• HE SURE GENTLY MOCKED RICH PEOPLE — My tombstone Mar 9, 2013
• Guys Elon Musk logged everyone who left his talk early... Mar 9, 2013

  Guys Elon Musk logged everyone who left his talk early expect some serious blog posts soon.

• “I haven't seen a case like this in at least four years,”... Mar 9, 2013

  “I haven't seen a case like this in at least four years,” said my doctor, sighing. “I'm afraid it's Lisztomania.

• I don't know why I keep going to SxSW in my heart every... Mar 9, 2013

  I don't know why I keep going to SxSW in my heart every year.

• But of course I'd feel that way—I'm so incredibly lucky to... Mar 9, 2013

  But of course I'd feel that way—I'm so incredibly lucky to have such wealthy friends.

• Public displays of humble gratefulness are... Mar 9, 2013

  Public displays of humble gratefulness are indistinguishable from bragging.

• Half the people I follow hate the other half I follow, but... Mar 9, 2013

  Half the people I follow hate the other half I follow, but not vice versa.

• The John Patrick Shanley piece on his Irish family made me... Mar 9, 2013

  The John Patrick Shanley piece on his Irish family made me laugh until tears welled up in the corners of my eyes. http://www.

• “By the time we got to the farm, I had lost a side mirror... Mar 9, 2013

  “By the time we got to the farm, I had lost a side mirror and was in a poor emotional condition. ” http://www.

• “Personality is a vector.” http://news.ycombinator.com/item?... Mar 9, 2013

  “Personality is a vector. ” http://news.

• Woke up after dreaming of a fire on the Clangers planet.... Mar 9, 2013

  Woke up after dreaming of a fire on the Clangers planet. Clangers running everywhere furious slide whistle.

• Bonus: Aleister Crowley lectures on the Pentagram... Mar 7, 2013

  Bonus: Aleister Crowley lectures on the Pentagram http://open. spotify.

• On Spotify, Schwarzenegger coaches pushup workout over... Mar 7, 2013

  On Spotify, Schwarzenegger coaches pushup workout over Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'". http://open.

• Wait Jodeci was on Martin? Mar 7, 2013

  Wait Jodeci was on Martin?

• Women in Technology in America, by Richard Brautigan Mar 7, 2013
• YES EDIT GOATS INTO MOCKUPS Mar 7, 2013
• whoa you are on black branch too it's like someone left the... Mar 7, 2013
• seriously is there any higher art than editing goats into... Mar 7, 2013
• When I see reporting like http://www.propublica.org/article/... Mar 7, 2013

  When I see reporting like http://www. propublica.

• Check out this AMAZENESS about what THEY know about YOU... Mar 7, 2013

  Check out this AMAZENESS about what THEY know about YOU from @loisbeckett http://www. propublica.

• Question: Do web servers, and web browsers, have different... Mar 7, 2013

  Question: Do web servers, and web browsers, have different genders in your mind?

• I woke up with a raging case of self-loathing and the... Mar 7, 2013

  I woke up with a raging case of self-loathing and the desire to unfollow everything, but THIS TIME I'm letting my narcissism win!

• If you like the word “empire” Democracy Now is killing it... Mar 6, 2013

  If you like the word “empire” Democracy Now is killing it right now.

• “Kurzweil is way out of his depth here.”... Mar 6, 2013

  “Kurzweil is way out of his depth here. ” http://www.

• same office! Mar 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 @Medium @branch same office!

• i think they hire very intelligent people which isn't... Mar 6, 2013
• The branch of my fantasies has been started by @choire:... Mar 6, 2013

  The branch of my fantasies has been started by @choire : http://branch.

• Everything about “The first in a series about our teenage... Mar 6, 2013

  Everything about “The first in a series about our teenage fragrance memories. ” just BLEW MY MIND, @awl .

• Screenshot of an email from an editor this morning.... Mar 6, 2013

  Screenshot of an email from an editor this morning. https://twitter.

• I never expected to say it this way but we should have... Mar 5, 2013

  I never expected to say it this way but we should have taken that to @branch .

• You know that thing when you think someone is really... Mar 5, 2013

  You know that thing when you think someone is really special but they only want an advisory relationship?

• Did #nodads accomplish its mission or are there still dads? Mar 5, 2013

  Did #nodads accomplish its mission or are there still dads?

• yeah dude you are so a number Mar 5, 2013
• it's about right here, now, today Mar 5, 2013
• Suggested Headline is a pretty major feature of my... Mar 5, 2013

  Suggested Headline is a pretty major feature of my imaginary fun Twitter.

• SUGGESTED HEADLINE: HUGO NOT Mar 5, 2013
• https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/30966f578ebf Mar 5, 2013

  https://medium.

• Man you just can't win on this here Internet. Mar 5, 2013

  Man you just can't win on this here Internet.

• Zipdecode in JS http://www.somebits.com/zipdecode-js/ Mar 5, 2013

  Zipdecode in JS http://www. somebits.

• You ever go in to get your third building security badge of... Mar 5, 2013

  You ever go in to get your third building security badge of the day and find yourself thinking what's it all about really?

• BUT WHICH REGISTRAR? Mar 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 @clockwerks @thisisaaronland BUT WHICH REGISTRAR?

• Confederacy wins Verge is the worst though. Lot of RFID and... Mar 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 Confederacy wins Verge is the worst though. Lot of RFID and surveillance coverage.

• I've done great work for Roman Empire Never Fell Verge... Mar 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 I've done great work for Roman Empire Never Fell Verge covering the amazing growth of Pomum.

• I write a lot for Parallel Earth Verge but can't break into... Mar 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 I write a lot for Parallel Earth Verge but can't break into Current Earth verge.

• it's not unusual for the verge to hire people twice Mar 5, 2013
• OH GOD EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED https://www.scoopinion.com/as... Mar 5, 2013

  OH GOD EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED https://www. scoopinion.

• Guys I got your future of journalism right here in this... Mar 5, 2013

  Guys I got your future of journalism right here in this YCombinator comment http://news. ycombinator.

• I'd like to timeshift this conversation to never. Mar 5, 2013

  I'd like to timeshift this conversation to never.

• What happens when you give faceless, nameless horrors... Mar 5, 2013

  What happens when you give faceless, nameless horrors access to wireless networks?

• seriously let's kickstarter a shame anthology Mar 5, 2013
• My TED talk features surprising statistics on EXACTLY WHO... Mar 5, 2013

  My TED talk features surprising statistics on EXACTLY WHO the elder gods find most delicious.

• LOVECRAFT+TED = INTERNET GOLD Mar 5, 2013
• For those following this inside baseball note that... Mar 5, 2013

  For those following this inside baseball note that everybody basically wants the same things but work within different systems.

• I write for places where web stuff isn't factchecked and... Mar 5, 2013

  @alexismadrigal I write for places where web stuff isn't factchecked and then they run it in print and it IS factchecked. We're all crazy.

• There are two trust tiers at that point. I like the way the... Mar 5, 2013

  @alexismadrigal There are two trust tiers at that point. I like the way the Times Magazine identifies its editors with every piece.

• I guess "uncompensated journalist" notices is bad for... Mar 5, 2013

  I guess "uncompensated journalist" notices is bad for brand, but it would be better for everyone even if it implies total brand death.

• Forbes does this pretty well. You can tell if someone is... Mar 5, 2013

  Forbes does this pretty well. You can tell if someone is using it as a free platform.

• As a writer it's no surprise; I've had people repurpose... Mar 5, 2013

  As a writer it's no surprise; I've had people repurpose stuff. Still, The Atlantic.

• Wow. The Atlantic just plain old doesn't pay... Mar 5, 2013

  Wow. The Atlantic just plain old doesn't pay now.

• THE POWER OF NOT SHARING is due out in May from Little,... Mar 5, 2013

  THE POWER OF NOT SHARING is due out in May from Little, Brown. It will cost $3,500 and you can't read it.

• Sharing is powerful, but not sharing remains even more... Mar 5, 2013

  Sharing is powerful, but not sharing remains even more powerful.

• ignore this tweet i'm factchecking something. Mar 5, 2013

  ignore this tweet i'm factchecking something.

• “I worked as one of the principal ghostwriters for a... Mar 5, 2013

  “I worked as one of the principal ghostwriters for a mass-market series for teenaged girls called Sweet Valley High. ” http://www.

• Mashup of Call Me Maybe with NIN's Head Like a Hole.... Mar 4, 2013

  Mashup of Call Me Maybe with NIN's Head Like a Hole. http://kottke.

• One upside of a surveillance state is that the range and... Mar 4, 2013

  One upside of a surveillance state is that the range and quality of animated GIFs goes way up.

• Desktop Gear too obvious Mar 4, 2013
• Stay with me a podcast in which we just judge people's... Mar 4, 2013

  Stay with me a podcast in which we just judge people's desktop screenshots and make fun of them based on their apps.

• It just whispers at random intervals. Mar 4, 2013

  @anecdoted It just whispers at random intervals.

• I just sent a friend a calendar invite with just the word... Mar 4, 2013

  I just sent a friend a calendar invite with just the word DIE and the invitation set for an hour from now.

• Is your desperate need for approval at odds with your need... Mar 3, 2013

  Is your desperate need for approval at odds with your need to prove that you're right? You may be a writer!

• Contra my NYMag piece, comments as to why Hacker News does... Mar 3, 2013

  Contra my NYMag piece, comments as to why Hacker News does trust Amazon: http://news. ycombinator.

• “It's enough to make you wonder if BDSM is just being DTF... Mar 3, 2013

  “It's enough to make you wonder if BDSM is just being DTF for the LARPing set. ” http://nymag.

• You were real helpful today Twitter and I'm grateful. See... Mar 2, 2013

  You were real helpful today Twitter and I'm grateful. See you tomorrow!

• I feel girded for intellectual warfare: Post-its on... Mar 2, 2013

  I feel girded for intellectual warfare: Post-its on trifolds with Sharpie fine-points.

• my wife uses it to make fun of me, so it's an extension of... Mar 2, 2013
• after several hours researching outlining tools i've landed... Mar 2, 2013

  after several hours researching outlining tools i've landed here for now: http://www. amazon.

• For people who don't enjoy 700-page manuals and exporting... Mar 2, 2013

  @JeffAbbott @jackrusher @davewiner For people who don't enjoy 700-page manuals and exporting to LaTeX, it's probably less dreamy.

• sigh for software past Mar 2, 2013
• But not as intuitive to be sure. Or as pretty with the... Mar 2, 2013

  @JeffAbbott @jackrusher @davewiner But not as intuitive to be sure. Or as pretty with the automatic slideshow mode.

• i was about to ask if there was a twitter without any wives... Mar 2, 2013
• The caterpillar wouldn't be so hungry if he would lay off... Mar 2, 2013

  The caterpillar wouldn't be so hungry if he would lay off the carbs.

• Nerd who use words: If not Tinderbox, then what? Mar 2, 2013

  Nerd who use words: If not Tinderbox, then what?

• “It’s also clear that Amazon doesn’t care about what it... Mar 2, 2013

  “It’s also clear that Amazon doesn’t care about what it sells; it just cares about the selling. ” http://nymag.

• “You don’t have to like the book, but I don’t get the... Mar 2, 2013

  “You don’t have to like the book, but I don’t get the hate. ” http://www.

• “Sandberg is now the Chief Narcissism Officer for the... Mar 2, 2013

  “Sandberg is now the Chief Narcissism Officer for the League of Extraordinary Elitist Women. ” http://www.

• “He does yoga in his underwear.”... Mar 2, 2013

  “He does yoga in his underwear. ” http://www.

• just link to the Harper's Weekly Review. Mar 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 @the_bile @nostrich just link to the Harper's Weekly Review.

• Do you have thoughts on Amazon? Asked NYMag. Turns out I... Mar 2, 2013

  Do you have thoughts on Amazon? Asked NYMag.

• Not only were most of the people there born after Blue... Mar 2, 2013

  Not only were most of the people there born after Blue Monday, they were born after Blue Monday 1988.

• It's a more accessible form. Novelists could learn from the... Mar 2, 2013

  @rustyk5 It's a more accessible form. Novelists could learn from the way he's creating a pop product with novelistic tropes.

• Jiro dreams of sushi and I dream this movie was over. Mar 1, 2013

  Jiro dreams of sushi and I dream this movie was over.

• BEHOLD AWESOME NOTECARDS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bubb... Mar 1, 2013

  BEHOLD AWESOME NOTECARDS http://www. youtube.

• The Fog Kingdom Feb 28, 2013
• I'm in your ny times magazine again... Feb 28, 2013

  I'm in your ny times magazine again http://www. nytimes.

• Adopting the baby they found on the subway:... Feb 28, 2013

  Adopting the baby they found on the subway: http://opinionator. blogs.

• Six Writers Take Very Short Voyages Feb 27, 2013
• but I also really advocate for the form, which totally... Feb 27, 2013

  @annegalloway @harpers but I also really advocate for the form, which totally changes the way you read the news. Invented by @rdhodge .

• Article a while back about private wide networks in places... Feb 27, 2013

  Article a while back about private wide networks in places like Greece--people who were wiring their own networks together. Anyone remember?

• Perfect media storm: A 3D printer that prints drones. Feb 27, 2013

  Perfect media storm: A 3D printer that prints drones.

• "I think you've been so thoughtful throughout the rest of... Feb 26, 2013

  @noahWG "I think you've been so thoughtful throughout the rest of the piece, you've made it effortless for them to fill in any gaps.

• oh right? it must be. "But if it doesn't say... Feb 26, 2013

  @noahWG oh right? it must be.

• "So long department chair I'm gonna be on CHARLIE ROSE." Feb 26, 2013

  "So long department chair I'm gonna be on CHARLIE ROSE.

• i love when academics are all "i've decided to write this... Feb 26, 2013
• i'm done promoting myself for the night Feb 26, 2013
• Gonna be promoting myselllllf EFFECTIVELY RT RT RT RT... Feb 26, 2013

  Gonna be promoting myselllllf EFFECTIVELY RT RT RT RT http://soundcheck. wnyc.

• I've been told I need to promote myself more effectively so... Feb 26, 2013

  I've been told I need to promote myself more effectively so just in case you didn't HEAR ME ON THE RADIO http://soundcheck. wnyc.

• Hating TED is so Firefox 18. Feb 26, 2013

  Hating TED is so Firefox 18.

• As the saying goes, if you teach a desk to stand you'll... Feb 26, 2013

  As the saying goes, if you teach a desk to stand you'll always have something to blog about.

• If you want to hear me talk about insane 80s pop music on... Feb 26, 2013

  If you want to hear me talk about insane 80s pop music on WNYC's Soundcheck later tonight this link is THE link http://soundcheck. wnyc.

• HACKER NEWS: “A lot of people are of the opinion that Musk... Feb 25, 2013

  HACKER NEWS: “A lot of people are of the opinion that Musk should not have called out the NYT... But consider for a minute the Iraq war.

• This isn't the real story. The real story is why am I not... Feb 25, 2013

  This isn't the real story. The real story is why am I not the real story.

• taylor swift goat video http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature... Feb 25, 2013

  taylor swift goat video http://www. youtube.

• Now that the Oscars are over we can all take a breath and... Feb 25, 2013

  Now that the Oscars are over we can all take a breath and get back to judging and ranking our friends and family.

• i had that dream last night where i was in a tunnel and it... Feb 25, 2013
• not that sodomy is funny, or any more funny than anything... Feb 25, 2013
• I'm writing an essay about the web for some magazine and... Feb 25, 2013

  I'm writing an essay about the web for some magazine and just cut the line: "There are well-oiled backends, hardened to resist penetration.

• Somehow Spotify is playing me a radio station that... Feb 24, 2013

  Somehow Spotify is playing me a radio station that alternates between 94 East, the cast album from Kiss Me Kate, and Andy Dick.

• “Some experts suggested that the MetroCard’s persistence... Feb 24, 2013

  “Some experts suggested that the MetroCard’s persistence could be a symptom of agency turnover. ” http://www.

• I like the way the Listserve is starting to self-correct... Feb 24, 2013

  @rustyk5 I like the way the Listserve is starting to self-correct here and there for the blurgeness.

• A 1982 art game for C64 by Jaron Lanier... Feb 23, 2013

  A 1982 art game for C64 by Jaron Lanier http://www. youtube.

• sculpture idea: walrus made of gyro meat Feb 23, 2013
• I agree with Sheryl Sandberg: More men should step up and... Feb 23, 2013

  I agree with Sheryl Sandberg: More men should step up and work as our housekeepers.

• well not GOAT by any means but a fun time capsule I am... Feb 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 well not GOAT by any means but a fun time capsule I am bummed at the lack of Tribe or PE from discussion. Also more partial to Jay.

• http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_Phi_Me Feb 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 http://en. m.

• My article, "Imagining the post-ranking society," is #7 on... Feb 22, 2013

  My article, "Imagining the post-ranking society," is #7 on http://WebIdeaMarketPlace. biz!

• dude me phi me Feb 22, 2013
• there is no GOAT. GOAT is an arbitrary category that denies... Feb 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 there is no GOAT. GOAT is an arbitrary category that denies human variability and the true meaning of art.

• hwaeghiawpouidhgpaowurhegqowuheehoruwvwqpouh Feb 22, 2013
• Does this NY Times Mag article about junk food mean we can... Feb 22, 2013

  Does this NY Times Mag article about junk food mean we can remake Scarface but with Dorito dust?

• this is pretty bad for a huffpo... Feb 22, 2013

  this is pretty bad for a huffpo article http://blogs. villagevoice.

• by which i mean frequently Feb 22, 2013
• People say it's a fad, but “Inbox Zero” is the BEST way for... Feb 22, 2013

  People say it's a fad, but “Inbox Zero” is the BEST way for innovators like me to deal with an enormous volume of dick selfies.

• (Q) Do you donate to public radio? (A) Totes! Feb 22, 2013

  (Q) Do you donate to public radio? (A) Totes!

• corgies Feb 22, 2013
• Sponsor wall is pretty. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/30... Feb 22, 2013

  Sponsor wall is pretty. https://twitter.

• Idle idea: Products are defined by features, platforms are... Feb 22, 2013

  Idle idea: Products are defined by features, platforms are defined by constraints.

• Yeah see that would be fork in the eye material here. Feb 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 Yeah see that would be fork in the eye material here.

• turns out working in ops involves hardly any helicopters... Feb 22, 2013
• Plus hospital really didn't want me to. Less fainting. Feb 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 Plus hospital really didn't want me to. Less fainting.

• no my brother did and said don't. he was like "i kind of... Feb 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 no my brother did and said don't.

• and then they bring them both out from behind the curtains... Feb 22, 2013

  @rustyk5 and then they bring them both out from behind the curtains like in a hollywood movie STANDING OVATION http://www. fordtwins.

• with twins it was like beep beep rustle rustle CRYYYING... Feb 22, 2013
• California Raisin puppets: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? ... Feb 22, 2013

  California Raisin puppets: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? http://www.

• The forced similes in here are amazing: "Attendance swings... Feb 22, 2013

  The forced similes in here are amazing: "Attendance swings like the moods of ... Carrie Mathison.

• You ever wake up suddenly from sleep and go "made it!"? Feb 22, 2013

  You ever wake up suddenly from sleep and go "made it! "?

• oh yeah that's today Feb 21, 2013
• kissing my fingers, saying "magnifique" Feb 21, 2013
• An API for naps Feb 21, 2013
• you're all worthless Feb 21, 2013
• sometimes nyc tech really is as fun as i'd always hoped it... Feb 21, 2013
• sorry i meant "BUG REPORT FILED" Feb 21, 2013
• And this, "The Internet Raises a Puppy":... Feb 21, 2013

  And this, "The Internet Raises a Puppy": https://medium.

• Some prose for prosaic Thursday funtimes: Tesla in a... Feb 21, 2013

  Some prose for prosaic Thursday funtimes: Tesla in a Teapot: https://medium.

• On Spotify the "100 Pan Pipe Chillouts" album has Perfect... Feb 20, 2013

  On Spotify the "100 Pan Pipe Chillouts" album has Perfect Day by Lou Reed and I just sprained my neck doing the Little Rascals dog headtilt.

• Blogging is basically a version of truth-or-dare you can... Feb 20, 2013

  Blogging is basically a version of truth-or-dare you can play by yourself.

• Guys I'm sick with three deadlines which is basically the... Feb 20, 2013

  Guys I'm sick with three deadlines which is basically the twitter use case.

• Does any album compare to Peter Gabriel's "Passion" for... Feb 20, 2013

  Does any album compare to Peter Gabriel's "Passion" for saying "this date is over"?

• this is particularly weird since the name of deniece... Feb 20, 2013
• Is this like some cryptic logo way of saying "I DON'T WANT... Feb 20, 2013

  Is this like some cryptic logo way of saying "I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT" to, uh, Microsoft?

• see also http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/845800/ver... Feb 20, 2013

  see also http://cdn0. sbnation.

• it feels like there are references i am completely... Feb 20, 2013
• Wait is the Verge logo supposed to be just like Outfield's... Feb 20, 2013

  Wait is the Verge logo supposed to be just like Outfield's 2011 album "Replay" and that's like a thing? http://www.

• The Internet Raises a Puppy Feb 20, 2013

  From Wikimedia Commons at http://bit. ly/XP1vwj The Internet Raises a Puppy My God look at this.

• how in god's name did i miss the baby laughing at ripping... Feb 20, 2013

  how in god's name did i miss the baby laughing at ripping paper? http://www.

• "Yes, it's moved to a headless server environment."... Feb 20, 2013

  "Yes, it's moved to a headless server environment. " — @jackrusher #wcA9VEka8bs " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://on.

• DON'T EVEN http://branch.com/b/building-to-last-in-software Feb 20, 2013

  @rustyk5 @djacobs @mariabustillos DON'T EVEN http://branch.

• I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in... Feb 20, 2013

  @jackrusher I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in software” http://branch. com/b/building-to-last-in-software?

• I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in... Feb 20, 2013

  @mariabustillos I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in software” http://branch. com/b/building-to-last-in-software?

• http://friendsofhamas.com/ is really a great website,... Feb 20, 2013

  http://friendsofhamas. com/ is really a great website, there's just no way around it.

• “Boredom is many peeved elephants in a small, stuffy, badly... Feb 19, 2013

  “Boredom is many peeved elephants in a small, stuffy, badly lit, drably decorated room. ” http://www.

• “Think-tank salary escalation, and the glut of donors’... Feb 19, 2013

  “Think-tank salary escalation, and the glut of donors’ money it represents, spans the political spectrum. ” http://www.

• “MATLOFF: You can be an exact fit, but if you're 35, you're... Feb 19, 2013

  “MATLOFF: You can be an exact fit, but if you're 35, you're probably not going to even get a phone call. ” http://www.

• Tesla in a Teapot Feb 19, 2013

  Tesla in a Teapot I&#39;ve been following — as who hasn&#39;t been? — the fight between the New York Times and Tesla Motors.

• The 7 BEST LinkedIn books implies many, many more LinkedIn... Feb 19, 2013

  The 7 BEST LinkedIn books implies many, many more LinkedIn books that are not so good http://www. amazon.

• Sure. It's like a little ganky terminal. The key thing for... Feb 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 Sure. It's like a little ganky terminal.

• five lines so it has to be short ascii porn Feb 19, 2013
• no freaking way Feb 19, 2013
• tx Feb 19, 2013
• too busy to read this can you summarize? Feb 19, 2013

  @rustyk5 too busy to read this can you summarize?

• "Does that connect directly to your orthodontic headgear?"... Feb 19, 2013

  "Does that connect directly to your orthodontic headgear?

• if you say drone often enough it becomes onomatopoeia Feb 18, 2013
• Excellent chickens watch them peck... Feb 18, 2013

  Excellent chickens watch them peck http://www. slate.

• I propose "chapped" as a word to use to avoid swearing.... Feb 18, 2013

  I propose "chapped" as a word to use to avoid swearing. Example: "Holy shit this thing is chapped.

• This sketch of the future Internet from David Gelernter... Feb 18, 2013

  This sketch of the future Internet from David Gelernter will clear things up http://www. wired.

• Man Internet is a shitstorm in a teapot some days. Feb 18, 2013

  Man Internet is a shitstorm in a teapot some days.

• https://www.facebook.com/GigaOM/posts/10151517256397269 Feb 18, 2013

  https://www. facebook.

• http://i.just.completely.broke.my.space.key.this.day.kind.of... Feb 18, 2013

  http://i. just.

• Seriously @bizweekgraphics no coffee on President's day? Feb 18, 2013

  Seriously @bizweekgraphics no coffee on President's day?

• Is engagement trolling a thing? Feb 18, 2013

  Is engagement trolling a thing?

• I want someone to disagree with me. Feb 18, 2013

  I want someone to disagree with me.

• Interviews with slaves on Spotify... Feb 17, 2013

  Interviews with slaves on Spotify http://open. spotify.

• Christopher Columbus had to convince his investors that he... Feb 17, 2013

  Christopher Columbus had to convince his investors that he could solve the discovery problem.

• Oh man sudden onset Sunday-night scaries. Signing off and... Feb 17, 2013

  Oh man sudden onset Sunday-night scaries. Signing off and going to bed early.

• You can count on the market to make monthly zeppelin... Feb 17, 2013

  You can count on the market to make monthly zeppelin deliveries inexpensive and reliable. Need: Unlimited zeppelins.

• Like zeppelin of the month club. Today, only for the... Feb 17, 2013

  Like zeppelin of the month club. Today, only for the super-wealthy.

• I'm sure it already exists for super-rich people because... Feb 17, 2013

  I'm sure it already exists for super-rich people because everything already exists for super-rich people.

• My 1-year-old daughter “reads” books to us in this... Feb 17, 2013

  My 1-year-old daughter “reads” books to us in this incredibly patronizing tone. “Bih bih BIH, bihbih.

• Books and babies is so killer. Like, a program to mail... Feb 17, 2013

  Books and babies is so killer. Like, a program to mail great books to your kid for their whole life for $1,000, I'd secretly want that.

• By which I mean in spirit. I'm in sweatpants in front of a... Feb 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 By which I mean in spirit. I'm in sweatpants in front of a large monitor in real life.

• Wait is this the Jeff Mangum show? By crazy coincidence I'm... Feb 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 Wait is this the Jeff Mangum show? By crazy coincidence I'm actually there too.

• i need you to look away for the next five minutes. just... Feb 17, 2013

  @rustyk5 i need you to look away for the next five minutes. just five.

• Amazon (as book publisher) sent diapers to one of its... Feb 17, 2013

  Amazon (as book publisher) sent diapers to one of its authors, which is unusual in publishing. http://www.

• I spend hours working on the right way to answer someone's... Feb 17, 2013

  I spend hours working on the right way to answer someone's questions, and then I remember that the answer is "honestly.

• Give it six week unsupervised and it looks like "Half Life... Feb 17, 2013

  @goldman Give it six week unsupervised and it looks like "Half Life 2.

• “But if we are to raise the question of ‘authentic’... Feb 17, 2013

  “But if we are to raise the question of ‘authentic’ experience, we’ll have to raise the question of class. ” http://www.

• “He just sat sipping his whiskey as I stared in weirded-out... Feb 17, 2013

  “He just sat sipping his whiskey as I stared in weirded-out awe at the side of his face until my drinks came. ” http://www.

• Question: Did people talk when watching silent films? Or... Feb 16, 2013

  Question: Did people talk when watching silent films? Or were they mostly silent?

• Which describes Fashion Week. "NYC has weathered the worst... Feb 15, 2013

  @rustyk5 @mattlanger Which describes Fashion Week. "NYC has weathered the worst punani in years but the cleanup will take months.

• i always thought a punani was a sort of severe weather... Feb 15, 2013
• At this point if you get like three people in a room and... Feb 15, 2013

  At this point if you get like three people in a room and put on The Teaches of Peaches that's a MOOC.

• Wife getting home from night classes. Valentine's Day 9:50... Feb 14, 2013

  Wife getting home from night classes. Valentine's Day 9:50 PM.

• “She says, ‘Martin, send me some digits, whip your dick out... Feb 14, 2013

  “She says, ‘Martin, send me some digits, whip your dick out and show me who’s boss. ’” http://mobile.

• wow i totally dicked that MT up it was from @goldman Feb 14, 2013
• my EXACT use case right here MT If you liked the NYT poop... Feb 14, 2013

  my EXACT use case right here MT If you liked the NYT poop quote, check out @ftrain 's http://www. savepublishing.

• Oh god if our Internet beef supply is tainted all is lost. Feb 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 Oh god if our Internet beef supply is tainted all is lost.

• "Oh god they're eating Ralph Reed." Feb 14, 2013

  "Oh god they're eating Ralph Reed.

• How many pounds of serious Internet beef can you buy for... Feb 14, 2013

  How many pounds of serious Internet beef can you buy for $15 million?

• Why couldn't this Carnival thing happen during the National... Feb 14, 2013

  Why couldn't this Carnival thing happen during the National Review Cruise?

• Technologists talking about journalism sound just as stupid... Feb 14, 2013

  Technologists talking about journalism sound just as stupid as journalists talking about technology.

• “Our current royal family doesn’t have the difficulties in... Feb 14, 2013

  “Our current royal family doesn’t have the difficulties in breeding that pandas do... ” http://www.

• big hugs! Feb 14, 2013

  @maxfenton @aworkinglibrary @tealtan big hugs!

• Tesla should disclose that the mileage numbers it promotes... Feb 14, 2013

  Tesla should disclose that the mileage numbers it promotes are actually for driving on Mars.

• Dude @mattlanger you are wrong these bears are so frien Feb 13, 2013
• t.co totally rocked that joke! Feb 13, 2013

  @maxfenton t. co totally rocked that joke!

• It was a different kind of film. Feb 13, 2013

  It was a different kind of film.

• larks Feb 13, 2013
• someone smack a 2.0 on this it's dead Feb 13, 2013

  someone smack a 2.

• One of my proposals is to rename the publishing industry to... Feb 13, 2013

  One of my proposals is to rename the publishing industry to AMERICA'S WORD CLOACA.

• TRUE Feb 13, 2013
• But this strategy doesn't work for women or half of Lance... Feb 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 But this strategy doesn't work for women or half of Lance Armstrong.

• TOM FRIEDMAN IS IN THE CLOUD OH JESUS THIS IS THE WORST... Feb 13, 2013

  TOM FRIEDMAN IS IN THE CLOUD OH JESUS THIS IS THE WORST http://www. nytimes.

• Peggy would so be the office SEO expert. Who would oversee... Feb 12, 2013

  Peggy would so be the office SEO expert. Who would oversee social?

• “We are going to work together. We are going to win. And we... Feb 12, 2013

  “We are going to work together. We are going to win.

• “I know you liked it but A/B tests say that ‘carousel’... Feb 12, 2013

  “I know you liked it but A/B tests say that ‘carousel’ dramatically underperforms compared to ‘plastic wheelie thing’.

• Actually Mad Men set in 2013 would just be a still shot of... Feb 12, 2013

  Actually Mad Men set in 2013 would just be a still shot of a server farm hosting a real-time bidding network.

• “Before long, content and utility were corrupted by the... Feb 12, 2013

  “Before long, content and utility were corrupted by the only thing big agencies understood: reach and frequency. ” http://blogs.

• "Why is this one song about rainbows constantly showing up... Feb 12, 2013

  @rustyk5 "Why is this one song about rainbows constantly showing up on TV specials" didn't scan.

• First thought this morning: A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR GHOSTS. Feb 12, 2013

  First thought this morning: A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR GHOSTS.

• “Being able to directly show consumers seeing a Twitter... Feb 12, 2013

  “Being able to directly show consumers seeing a Twitter message and buying a product may prove that connection. ” http://blogs.

• dudes i need a haircut super bad Feb 11, 2013
• The real reason the pope is stepping down is to worship a... Feb 11, 2013

  The real reason the pope is stepping down is to worship a commoner.

• Time to start registering domains, @rcade Feb 11, 2013
• “The biggest problem is that anyone can create Excel... Feb 11, 2013

  “The biggest problem is that anyone can create Excel spreadsheets—badly. ” http://baselinescenario.

• “Thus was born the Volksnoodle for an emerging Thai... Feb 10, 2013

  “Thus was born the Volksnoodle for an emerging Thai nation-state. ” http://www.

• Finally, a map of rude places: http://maps.geotastic.org/rud... Feb 10, 2013

  Finally, a map of rude places: http://maps. geotastic.

• “There are few things in life that make you feel as low and... Feb 10, 2013

  “There are few things in life that make you feel as low and primitive as witnessing the triumphant joy of a rival fan. ” http://www.

• “Mr. Karlin also introduced the white dot inside each... Feb 9, 2013

  “Mr. Karlin also introduced the white dot inside each finger hole that was a fixture of rotary phones in later years” http://www.

• “Before he was led away, he urged her, ‘Spend some money on... Feb 9, 2013

  “Before he was led away, he urged her, ‘Spend some money on shoe polish. ’” http://www.

• “Local clubs are aging, and there are fewer young people... Feb 8, 2013

  “Local clubs are aging, and there are fewer young people coming in to replace them. ” http://markarms.

• My god in the grocery stores of Brooklyn and Manhattan the... Feb 8, 2013

  My god in the grocery stores of Brooklyn and Manhattan the shelves have been stripped bare of leeks.

• I'm pretty sure actually that the plural is “milves.” Feb 8, 2013

  I'm pretty sure actually that the plural is “milves.

• Has Canada ever issued a national apology or is it just... Feb 8, 2013

  Has Canada ever issued a national apology or is it just assumed?

• “This human dominance game, the Monkey Dance, follows... Feb 8, 2013

  “This human dominance game, the Monkey Dance, follows specific steps. ” http://ymaa.

• “‘Fuck you, bioinformatics. Eat shit and die.’”... Feb 8, 2013

  “‘Fuck you, bioinformatics. Eat shit and die.

• “‘People expect a job for life, but the world isn’t like... Feb 8, 2013

  “‘People expect a job for life, but the world isn’t like that any more, is it? ’” http://www.

• “In fifth grade, the anxiety lasted a solid month before... Feb 8, 2013

  “In fifth grade, the anxiety lasted a solid month before the test. ” http://www.

• “The debate over depression is an excellent test case for... Feb 8, 2013

  “The debate over depression is an excellent test case for Foucault’s critique. ” http://opinionator.

• “He went into considerable detail, citing metrics that... Feb 8, 2013

  “He went into considerable detail, citing metrics that appear designed to spot bubbles. ” http://dealbook.

• Why is there a big picture of @anildash in my Donors Choose... Feb 8, 2013

  Why is there a big picture of @anildash in my Donors Choose checkout? It's like being friends with the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.

• “‘I believed my participation to be, not an act of joint... Feb 7, 2013

  “‘I believed my participation to be, not an act of joint worship, but an act of community chaplaincy,’ he wrote. ” http://www.

• The island of misfit toys is basically just a few misfit... Feb 7, 2013

  The island of misfit toys is basically just a few misfit toys huddled together on a floe.

• Why aren't there Abominable Snow Monster from... Feb 7, 2013

  Why aren't there Abominable Snow Monster from Rudolph/Totoro mashups?

• Why doesn't the Abominable Snow Monster from Rudolph have... Feb 7, 2013

  Why doesn't the Abominable Snow Monster from Rudolph have his own weather channel? Or appear on weather-related news memes?

• “284,401,158 IP addresses responded to the ping.”... Feb 7, 2013

  “284,401,158 IP addresses responded to the ping. ” http://www.

• Because you have room for it! Feb 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 Because you have room for it!

• Heinlein should be waaaaay to the right of Connie Willis. Feb 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 Heinlein should be waaaaay to the right of Connie Willis.

• “For us to behave as if we have—or should have—a monopoly... Feb 7, 2013

  “For us to behave as if we have—or should have—a monopoly on educating adults is just ridiculous. ” http://www.

• with Illuminatus trilogy in background Feb 7, 2013
• welcome back to Twitter! Feb 7, 2013

  @Gutenbourgeois welcome back to Twitter!

• This means your coolness will approach 1. Feb 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 This means your coolness will approach 1.

• Your coolness will increase by a factor of 10,000. Feb 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 Your coolness will increase by a factor of 10,000.

• "it wasn’t a strategic fit with our growth strategy" Feb 7, 2013
• Man David Sedaris really didn't like chain restaurants on... Feb 7, 2013

  Man David Sedaris really didn't like chain restaurants on 57th St. in 1991 #v =onepage&amp;q&amp;f=false" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://books.

• “If it should _not_ be made history-safe, we have to add a... Feb 7, 2013

  “If it should _not_ be made history-safe, we have to add a cut-off date to the specification. ” http://www.

• “Pock, smash. Pock, smash.” http://www.newyorker.com/fiction... Feb 6, 2013

  “Pock, smash. Pock, smash.

• That last tweet is going to get a lot of favorites when the... Feb 6, 2013

  That last tweet is going to get a lot of favorites when the west coast gets to work (3PM EST).

• Obama just named Sally Jewel, CEO of REI, to head Interior.... Feb 6, 2013

  Obama just named Sally Jewel, CEO of REI, to head Interior. Which means that now we're ALL members of the Department of the Interior.

• Bill Hicks: “I'm 21 and I'm in my sexual prime, and boy are... Feb 6, 2013

  Bill Hicks: “I'm 21 and I'm in my sexual prime, and boy are my arms tired.

• "She ran away to Venice, became a streetwalker, and... Feb 6, 2013

  "She ran away to Venice, became a streetwalker, and drowned.

• #NowPlaying Read-In for Peace Statement by Susan Sontag on... Feb 5, 2013

  #NowPlaying Read-In for Peace Statement by Susan Sontag on #Spotify http://open. spotify.

• If I ever got asked to do one of those “what's in YOUR bag”... Feb 5, 2013

  If I ever got asked to do one of those “what's in YOUR bag” photo features I would produce $10,000 cash and nothing else.

• “‘There’s no obvious leverage in being part of the AOL... Feb 5, 2013

  “‘There’s no obvious leverage in being part of the AOL media network, and there’s no synergy and integration. ’” http://bits.

• “Sometimes people ask me what the deal is with Gowanus... Feb 5, 2013

  “Sometimes people ask me what the deal is with Gowanus Heights. ” #youarehere " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• “. Since then, the ‘rocket cat’ has gone somewhat viral,... Feb 5, 2013

  “. Since then, the ‘rocket cat’ has gone somewhat viral, appearing in the Atlantic, BoingBoing, and elsewhere.

• “The cryptographers behind this innovation may be the only... Feb 5, 2013

  “The cryptographers behind this innovation may be the only ones who could have pulled it off. ” http://www.

• Yes it is a bubble it is always a bubble when the hell is... Feb 5, 2013

  Yes it is a bubble it is always a bubble when the hell is it not a bubble?

• The conversation we're all avoiding about The New New... Feb 5, 2013

  The conversation we're all avoiding about The New New Republic, we can forget it and have a conversation about The Organist instead.

• The Believer's podcast THE ORGANIST is a goddam monster of... Feb 5, 2013

  The Believer's podcast THE ORGANIST is a goddam monster of awesome that OPENS with Nick Offerman, then keeps going http://www. theorganist.

• “If Bill Gates had been born black in the Seattle of 1955,... Feb 5, 2013

  “If Bill Gates had been born black in the Seattle of 1955, Microsoft might never have been founded. ” http://jamellebouie.

• My shrink is like you can just try to be happy with the way... Feb 5, 2013

  My shrink is like you can just try to be happy with the way things are and then I have to explain Bang With Friends.

• Like when you wake up mildly hungover screaming "you... Feb 5, 2013

  @rustyk5 Like when you wake up mildly hungover screaming "you already failed! " at 4am?

• I always feel weird reading about "coffee-colored skin." Or... Feb 5, 2013

  I always feel weird reading about "coffee-colored skin. " Or cinnamon.

• Cataloging the Beyoncé archive must be intense. Z, Jay.... Feb 5, 2013

  Cataloging the Beyoncé archive must be intense. Z, Jay.

• I find my thoughts flickering back to the Beyoncé archive... Feb 5, 2013

  I find my thoughts flickering back to the Beyoncé archive described in her GQ interview. Terabytes of data.

• One of the things you learn attending events at MoMA is... Feb 4, 2013

  One of the things you learn attending events at MoMA is that no one on Twitter can spell “momma.

• They risk not being able to continue their fantasies of... Feb 4, 2013

  @samhaskins They risk not being able to continue their fantasies of ultimate power and wealth. It's a risk.

• DAMMIT TAYLOR no actually, but I have all these kids Feb 4, 2013
• Culturejacking is perfectly normal behavior as people... Feb 4, 2013

  Culturejacking is perfectly normal behavior as people develop and should not be punished.

• SEE, MONEY! Feb 4, 2013

  @maxfenton @vruba SEE, MONEY!

• That awkward teenaged moment when you first discover... Feb 4, 2013

  That awkward teenaged moment when you first discover culturejacking.

• Seriously always bet on money. Risk is something poor... Feb 4, 2013

  Seriously always bet on money. Risk is something poor people do.

• Guys money is SO WINNING right now now. Ingenuity isn't... Feb 4, 2013

  Guys money is SO WINNING right now now. Ingenuity isn't even in tenth place.

• “It helped demonstrate the power of ingenuity over money,... Feb 4, 2013

  “It helped demonstrate the power of ingenuity over money, and social media over traditional forms. ” http://blogs.

• The reason we have PowerPoint is so that the audience can... Feb 4, 2013

  The reason we have PowerPoint is so that the audience can focus on something besides their jealousy.

• First they fake the moon landings now skeet shooting. Feb 3, 2013

  First they fake the moon landings now skeet shooting.

• It's weird how the youngs hold on to their area codes.... Feb 3, 2013

  It's weird how the youngs hold on to their area codes. People fought so hard to hold on to 212s.

• The future of books is books. Feb 3, 2013

  The future of books is books.

• yeah but what did he know about web sites? Feb 3, 2013

  @sethjputnam yeah but what did he know about web sites?

• I wrote 7,000 words yesterday and I want to tell you what... Feb 3, 2013

  I wrote 7,000 words yesterday and I want to tell you what that feels like but I have no way to express it.

• “Seen in that light, Amazon's low-margin game isn't a... Feb 3, 2013

  “Seen in that light, Amazon's low-margin game isn't a weakness. ” http://www.

• I'd like to join the younger generation, but I doubt I... Feb 3, 2013

  I'd like to join the younger generation, but I doubt I could pass the Pokemon test.

• Watching real-time reviews on the new MBV, I'd like to join... Feb 3, 2013

  Watching real-time reviews on the new MBV, I'd like to join another generation. Where do you apply?

• mbv! Feb 3, 2013

  mbv!

• “As awkward sitcom plot twists go, that’s going to be hard... Feb 2, 2013

  “As awkward sitcom plot twists go, that’s going to be hard to top. ” http://tv.

• “Worse, with a very corporate logo, Harvard University... Feb 2, 2013

  “Worse, with a very corporate logo, Harvard University Press could look as if it had sold out. ” http://www.

• “And even in his actual life, ‘I’ve become more like... Feb 2, 2013

  “And even in his actual life, ‘I’ve become more like Lorne,’ he says, then explodes with laughter. ” http://www.

• EAST END X YURI - DA YO NE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1... Feb 2, 2013

  EAST END X YURI - DA YO NE http://www. youtube.

• “Let me suggest that it's not the young workers who are... Feb 2, 2013

  “Let me suggest that it's not the young workers who are being trained wrong. ” http://www.

• Is there anything creepier than referring to oneself as... Feb 1, 2013

  Is there anything creepier than referring to oneself as “daddy”? Because I might as well do that too.

• There's nothing sadder than my volunteer work at the old... Feb 1, 2013

  There's nothing sadder than my volunteer work at the old joke's home. Having a bit grip your hand and say, “they said I'd never get old.

• My #firstpost on Vine http://vine.co/v/b1eUVzZzupw Feb 1, 2013

  My #firstpost on Vine http://vine.

• “Everyone seems to want to know more about the man behind... Feb 1, 2013

  “Everyone seems to want to know more about the man behind this amazing maze. ” http://www.

• “Which brings me to my last point: What am I actually... Feb 1, 2013

  “Which brings me to my last point: What am I actually against? ” http://thebillfold.

• guys the web it's still the best (non-medical,... Feb 1, 2013
• “When I turned on the Linn the groove that became ‘Super... Jan 31, 2013

  “When I turned on the Linn the groove that became ‘Super Bowl Shuffle’ was still there. ” http://www.

• I know about the Print 404 and am assured that it is being... Jan 31, 2013

  I know about the Print 404 and am assured that it is being given the appropriate amount of attention.

• Something I wrote about spreadsheets, for Print Magazine,... Jan 31, 2013

  Something I wrote about spreadsheets, for Print Magazine, now online: http://printmag.

• Google just hired away Intel's breakfast chef despite a... Jan 31, 2013

  Google just hired away Intel's breakfast chef despite a no-poaching agreement.

• BUTTONS https://medium.com/design-ux/77eb4f9a439d Jan 31, 2013

  BUTTONS https://medium.

• “I have to reduce my risk of shower accidents to much, much... Jan 31, 2013

  “I have to reduce my risk of shower accidents to much, much less than 1 in 5,475. ” http://www.

• “It is a very thin meniscus that separates our plane of... Jan 31, 2013

  “It is a very thin meniscus that separates our plane of existence from the demon realm. ” http://www.

• Who could have predicted Orwell's... Jan 31, 2013

  Who could have predicted Orwell's telescreen-that-never-turns-off would become reality, but only in cabs?

• goodnight, twitter Jan 30, 2013
• it's cool i invented wikipedia Jan 30, 2013
• not here to make friends Jan 30, 2013
• Amazon Big and Tall Data now offers elastic waistbands Jan 30, 2013
• i'm not complaining about the volume of chickens just... Jan 30, 2013
• Big and Tall Data Jan 30, 2013
• women's stockings have nothing to do with this sunset,... Jan 30, 2013
• my address stopped working? i just get chickens. Jan 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 @ohheygreat my address stopped working? i just get chickens.

• OMG @mariabustillos would be such a great Internet judge. Jan 30, 2013

  OMG @mariabustillos would be such a great Internet judge.

• With its roots in https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php... Jan 30, 2013

  With its roots in https://encyclopediadramatica. se/index.

• Another idea: A TV show or podcast called Internet Court,... Jan 30, 2013

  Another idea: A TV show or podcast called Internet Court, where people (Anil, Gina, Rusty all good) sit and arbitrate online fights.

• but assign in inverse order Jan 30, 2013
• i'm kidding some of my best friends are stellarbots Jan 30, 2013
• but what will we talk about? Jan 30, 2013

  @mattlanger @Choire but what will we talk about?

• Heart of Dark Social Jan 30, 2013
• but actually I think it works best if you go bigger and try... Jan 30, 2013

  @ohheygreat but actually I think it works best if you go bigger and try to track non-social, or "dark anger.

• hah you totally did! check that out. i registered domain a... Jan 30, 2013

  @ohheygreat hah you totally did! check that out.

• Like mass graves, social justice, Nate Silver, whatever... Jan 30, 2013

  Like mass graves, social justice, Nate Silver, whatever people are yelling or killing each other over.

• Actually the magazine I want to start is called... Jan 30, 2013

  Actually the magazine I want to start is called http://ThisDayInAnger. com and it's just a daily roundup of the shit everyone is arguing about.

• “The Google Bus means so many things.”... Jan 30, 2013

  “The Google Bus means so many things. ” http://www.

• “Could there be a Project Euler for English or Biology?”... Jan 30, 2013

  “Could there be a Project Euler for English or Biology? ” http://www.

• I could edit that magazine. Jan 30, 2013

  I could edit that magazine.

• “What the world really needs is a magazine that disconnects... Jan 30, 2013

  “What the world really needs is a magazine that disconnects the dots. ” http://blogs.

• “As a piece of interactive satire, SavePublishing is... Jan 30, 2013

  “As a piece of interactive satire, SavePublishing is smarter than it seems. ” http://www.

• I'm okay with that. It's when they don't recognize the... Jan 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 @tolles I'm okay with that. It's when they don't recognize the envelopes in mail app icons I'll be sad.

• When I can't sleep I think about what it's like to be Kate... Jan 30, 2013

  When I can't sleep I think about what it's like to be Kate Bush, leaning from a tower above a moonlit pond, and sleep comes.

• I keep getting older, but our avatars stay the same age. Jan 30, 2013

  I keep getting older, but our avatars stay the same age.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/296526839164309505/photo/1 Jan 30, 2013

  @rustyk5 https://twitter.

• “This is what is called a ‘love discount for heterosexual... Jan 29, 2013

  “This is what is called a ‘love discount for heterosexual men. ’” http://brokelyn.

• Optimization isn't all that I do prematurely ladies. Jan 29, 2013

  Optimization isn't all that I do prematurely ladies.

• “A computer is a magical box that provides endless pleasure... Jan 29, 2013

  “A computer is a magical box that provides endless pleasure for free. ” http://www.

• FIXED WITH ADMIN PRIVS https://github.com/ftrain/savepublish... Jan 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 @anildash FIXED WITH ADMIN PRIVS #issuecomment -12844537" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://github.

• https://github.com/ftrain/savepublishing/issues/93 Jan 29, 2013

  @rustyk5 @djacobs https://github.

• “Even the German soldiers...would take the A-2s and wear... Jan 29, 2013

  “Even the German soldiers... would take the A-2s and wear them, because the Nazi army never issued anything so cool.

• “The dispute started when Harris got upset at his friend,... Jan 29, 2013

  “The dispute started when Harris got upset at his friend, Dimitri Geier, for pouring soy sauce on a plate of rice. ” http://sports.

• At least his place has a backyard. Jan 29, 2013

  At least his place has a backyard.

• Obama is all like "I consistently see the worst of human... Jan 29, 2013

  Obama is all like "I consistently see the worst of human nature, that's my job. " But that's ALL of our jobs now.

• Like, who cares about vegetables? People want an Amazon... Jan 29, 2013

  Like, who cares about vegetables? People want an Amazon wishlist for restaurants.

• This is the right time to launch something like BuzzFood.... Jan 29, 2013

  This is the right time to launch something like BuzzFood. The 17 best Bánh mì in Michigan, etc.

• “I didn’t want to be a delicate little flower who could be... Jan 29, 2013

  “I didn’t want to be a delicate little flower who could be brought to tears by a paragraph. ” http://www.

• And it was fun to rediscover this:... Jan 28, 2013

  And it was fun to rediscover this: http://one-two-one-two-microphone-check.

• All right, I'm done. Thank you for the indulgence. I could... Jan 28, 2013

  All right, I'm done. Thank you for the indulgence.

• now i'm up to the part where the kids were born and very... Jan 28, 2013

  now i'm up to the part where the kids were born and very emotional. this is a damn rollercoaster.

• Someone on the train was reading a book called... Jan 28, 2013

  Someone on the train was reading a book called Metacognition. I thought, "Exactly!

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/statuses/22379350087172097 Jan 28, 2013

  https://twitter.

• and then this, which makes me sad again... Jan 28, 2013

  and then this, which makes me sad again https://twitter. com/ftrain/statuses/70877342695829504?

• gotta be honest here 2011 not as strong as i would have... Jan 28, 2013
• April 12, 2011: "Two things I never knew about before... Jan 28, 2013

  April 12, 2011: "Two things I never knew about before today: (1) Dog maxi pads; (2) Alphabeat.

• “I already have MY dream job--I move cats from Spain to the... Jan 28, 2013

  “I already have MY dream job--I move cats from Spain to the Moon while my father Orson Welles chases me in a yellow cab.

• “The Tyrell Corporation offered health care, nice offices,... Jan 28, 2013

  “The Tyrell Corporation offered health care, nice offices, at least five years employment. Doesn't look that bad in hindsight.

• "2011 is going to be prime." Oh man in retrospect it holds... Jan 28, 2013

  "2011 is going to be prime. " Oh man in retrospect it holds up.

• lotta good zingers about crunchpads in my twitter archive i... Jan 28, 2013
• or this one where spice girl emma bunton covered edie... Jan 28, 2013

  or this one where spice girl emma bunton covered edie brickell's "what i am" http://www. youtube.

• And there's this song about Chewbacca:... Jan 28, 2013

  And there's this song about Chewbacca: http://www. youtube.

• This was a good moment for example:... Jan 28, 2013

  This was a good moment for example: https://twitter.

• My twitter archive is here and it is GOLD Jan 28, 2013
• i can't find the original kickstarter disk image on my hard... Jan 28, 2013
• Too late, Reason Magazine just asked me to write about... Jan 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jessamyn Too late, Reason Magazine just asked me to write about lolcats.

• the best thing is that the only good burrito in town is... Jan 28, 2013
• this idea that we rediscovered epistemology, is it... Jan 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 @jessamyn this idea that we rediscovered epistemology, is it falsifiable?

• i used to think that too but now i'm not so sure Jan 28, 2013
• this is the sort of typical reply i'd expect from a... Jan 28, 2013
• For example, here's a relatively non-controversial... Jan 28, 2013

  For example, here's a relatively non-controversial statement: There is one truly good coffee shop in San Francisco.

• That it's better to be warm sometimes, like in a place that... Jan 28, 2013

  That it's better to be warm sometimes, like in a place that isn't cold? I'm sure someone disagrees with that.

• Is there anything people won't argue over? Jan 28, 2013

  Is there anything people won't argue over?

• I mean this actually makes sense in terms of the Internet. Jan 28, 2013

  @matthewbaldwin I mean this actually makes sense in terms of the Internet.

• “It's not enough to sign a non-disclosure agreement with... Jan 28, 2013

  “It's not enough to sign a non-disclosure agreement with Quirky. ” http://www.

• “Douthat's column is his latest effort to make the case... Jan 28, 2013

  “Douthat's column is his latest effort to make the case against abortion. ” http://www.

• then i don't want to be right Jan 28, 2013
• “Low-wage, temporary jobs have become so widespread that... Jan 28, 2013

  “Low-wage, temporary jobs have become so widespread that they threaten to become the norm. ” http://opinionator.

• oh god weeks Jan 28, 2013
• “So it's fitting that nearly three decades after his death,... Jan 28, 2013

  “So it's fitting that nearly three decades after his death, Morrison would appear as a specter in a photograph. ” http://www.

• So now it's Snapechatting too? Jan 28, 2013

  @rustyk5 So now it's Snapechatting too?

• Note how quickly NYC school bus companies threaten the... Jan 28, 2013

  Note how quickly NYC school bus companies threaten the health insurance of striking drivers. "We own your well-being.

• “‘Disruption is overrated,’ he said. ‘If you tell good... Jan 28, 2013

  “‘Disruption is overrated,’ he said. ‘If you tell good stories, the platforms are sort of beside the point.

• “*Grading Policy* My grading policy is to remain above the... Jan 27, 2013

  “*Grading Policy* My grading policy is to remain above the fray. ” http://www.

• http://wealldraw.tumblr.com/post/41441002018/do-you-ever-jus... Jan 27, 2013

  http://wealldraw. tumblr.

• “When did we decide that we wanted a law that could make... Jan 27, 2013

  “When did we decide that we wanted a law that could make unlocking your smartphone a criminal offense? ” http://www.

• Here is the eHow article on “how to survive homelessness.”... Jan 27, 2013

  Here is the eHow article on “how to survive homelessness. ” http://www.

• This is the sort of article that precedes an absolutely... Jan 27, 2013

  This is the sort of article that precedes an absolutely awful scandal by three to five months: http://www. nytimes.

• “Some of the tweets might be called political (‘A good Jew... Jan 27, 2013

  “Some of the tweets might be called political (‘A good Jew is a Non-Zionist Jew’). ” http://www.

• People will enjoy Inception in 2060. Tipping Point will be... Jan 27, 2013

  People will enjoy Inception in 2060. Tipping Point will be a curiosity.

• Stories last much longer than either code or ideas. But... Jan 27, 2013

  Stories last much longer than either code or ideas. But have much more trouble gaining traction.

• “The memorable lines consisted of surprising words embedded... Jan 27, 2013

  “The memorable lines consisted of surprising words embedded in testicles of ordinary structure.

• “The memorable lines consisted of surprising words embedded... Jan 27, 2013

  “The memorable lines consisted of surprising words embedded in sentences of ordinary structure. ” http://www.

• “How can management be the world’s salvation?” How indeed.... Jan 27, 2013

  “How can management be the world’s salvation? ” How indeed.

• “And a big chunk of my day is occupied by news of war,... Jan 27, 2013

  “And a big chunk of my day is occupied by news of war, terrorism, ethnic clashes, violence done to innocents. ” http://www.

• Code lasts a lot longer than big ideas. Jan 27, 2013

  Code lasts a lot longer than big ideas.

• “Languages are different, that's why we have more than one... Jan 27, 2013

  “Languages are different, that's why we have more than one of them. ” http://nedbatchelder.

• no no this hand signal means i just got to inbox zero you... Jan 26, 2013
• “I wanted to conjure New York as an environment of... Jan 26, 2013

  “I wanted to conjure New York as an environment of energies, sounds, sensations. ” http://www.

• “‘It takes a particular person to be willing, at such a... Jan 26, 2013

  “‘It takes a particular person to be willing, at such a young age, to strike out on their own in such a dramatic way. ’” http://chronicle.

• “The sad truth is, the only real motivation is the... Jan 26, 2013

  “The sad truth is, the only real motivation is the principle of the thing. ” http://snarfed.

• “Stodghill wears a tattoo on his chest with his unborn... Jan 26, 2013

  “Stodghill wears a tattoo on his chest with his unborn sons' footprints, their names and the words ‘our sons. ’” http://www.

• “‘Macrinus wanted to build himself a real and proper... Jan 26, 2013

  “‘Macrinus wanted to build himself a real and proper temple. ’” http://world.

• “According to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby... Jan 26, 2013

  “According to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first weeks of life. ” http://online.

• So our product is like Fitbit but tracks your bowel... Jan 26, 2013

  So our product is like Fitbit but tracks your bowel movements, and I CANNOT for the life of me come up with a brand name for it.

• “But an unmanned aerial vehicle from a secret location has... Jan 25, 2013

  “But an unmanned aerial vehicle from a secret location has come for me. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• Market and O'Farrell was the wrong place to start this bold... Jan 25, 2013

  Market and O'Farrell was the wrong place to start this bold experiment.

• I'm trying this new thing where I sit on the street and... Jan 25, 2013

  I'm trying this new thing where I sit on the street and watch people walk by but instead of hating them I just observe.

• Judging by the room design this hotel has seen its fair... Jan 25, 2013

  Judging by the room design this hotel has seen its fair share of autoerotic asphyxiation.

• snatchsnapping Jan 25, 2013
• Same here, and seeing the brass pun bell! I think you... Jan 25, 2013

  @hchamp Same here, and seeing the brass pun bell! I think you should share some of the puns on Twitter from time to time.

• My lifestyle business is selling hockey sticks. Jan 24, 2013

  My lifestyle business is selling hockey sticks.

• Messing around with mustread, which has great stuff all... Jan 24, 2013

  Messing around with mustread, which has great stuff all through it http://mustread.

• the larger issue is shark privilege Jan 24, 2013
• “The current design has achieved a launch speed of 406... Jan 23, 2013

  “The current design has achieved a launch speed of 406 m/sec, about Mach 1. 23.

• “What he was passionate about was, I think, quite simple:... Jan 23, 2013

  “What he was passionate about was, I think, quite simple: he liked to build products. ” http://inventor-labs.

• “‘But I don’t want to associate Taylor Swift with cheese,’... Jan 23, 2013

  “‘But I don’t want to associate Taylor Swift with cheese,’ he said. ” http://www.

• “Getting politicians to embrace open-source code has long... Jan 23, 2013

  “Getting politicians to embrace open-source code has long been a challenge. ” http://www.

• “‘I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well,’ he said.”... Jan 23, 2013

  “‘I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well,’ he said. ” http://www.

• You ever look down at your breakfast and instead see... Jan 23, 2013

  You ever look down at your breakfast and instead see Michael Pollan slowly shaking his head?

• “When you have beagles, you always have to be on the... Jan 22, 2013

  “When you have beagles, you always have to be on the lookout for their latest mischief. ” http://www.

• Maybe instead of Ditmas we could call this neighborhood... Jan 22, 2013

  Maybe instead of Ditmas we could call this neighborhood “Big Sky Brooklyn.

• “In another case, a judge in Ohio kept a woman in prison to... Jan 21, 2013

  “In another case, a judge in Ohio kept a woman in prison to prevent her from having an abortion. ” http://m.

• “In Lima, quinoa now costs more than chicken.”... Jan 21, 2013

  “In Lima, quinoa now costs more than chicken. ” http://www.

• which is why data journalism Jan 21, 2013
• “A programmer is likely to get just one uninterrupted... Jan 21, 2013

  “A programmer is likely to get just one uninterrupted 2-hour session in a day” http://blog. ninlabs.

• “Hear: squeaky playground swings, trains whistling, or... Jan 21, 2013

  “Hear: squeaky playground swings, trains whistling, or whispers across café tables, Hear: the doors we open” http://www. nytimes.

• This elegant, horrifying visualization shows how US women... Jan 21, 2013

  This elegant, horrifying visualization shows how US women lost their reproductive rights, one law at a time: http://www. businessweek.

• America is a country where “don't shoot the messenger” is... Jan 21, 2013

  America is a country where “don't shoot the messenger” is meant literally.

• Happy are you going in to work today day. Jan 21, 2013

  Happy are you going in to work today day.

• Apparently the new reboot of Battlestar is just the story... Jan 21, 2013

  Apparently the new reboot of Battlestar is just the story of a protracted legal battle over Adamacare.

• it sure has a big gray arrow, though! Jan 21, 2013

  @abackstrom @codinghorror it sure has a big gray arrow, though!

• “But Democrats got outspent 3-to-1 and did not prioritize... Jan 21, 2013

  “But Democrats got outspent 3-to-1 and did not prioritize winning state legislatures. ” http://www.

• “It's not uncommon to attend meetings at Amazon that begin... Jan 21, 2013

  “It's not uncommon to attend meetings at Amazon that begin with everybody sitting in silence... reading.

• “We built our own chat system because others were... Jan 21, 2013

  “We built our own chat system because others were inadequate. ” http://jasonpunyon.

• “Geography is important to programmers.”... Jan 21, 2013

  “Geography is important to programmers. ” http://jasonpunyon.

• snoopee drawings http://kenkagamiart.blogspot.com/p/snoopee.... Jan 21, 2013

  snoopee drawings http://kenkagamiart. blogspot.

• “His career should stir a broth of disbelief and envy in... Jan 20, 2013

  “His career should stir a broth of disbelief and envy in the soul of any young designer today. ” http://www.

• “‘In theory, a very good book could be killed by a group of... Jan 20, 2013

  “‘In theory, a very good book could be killed by a group of people for malicious reasons. ’” http://www.

• “The Globe is not the only newspaper to make creative use... Jan 20, 2013

  “The Globe is not the only newspaper to make creative use of empty space. ” http://www.

• “The original LaserWriter had the ‘largest amount of... Jan 20, 2013

  “The original LaserWriter had the ‘largest amount of software ever codified in a ROM’ — half a megabyte. ” http://blog.

• “The deeper you dive, the more you get paid.”... Jan 20, 2013

  “The deeper you dive, the more you get paid. ” http://www.

• “If you can’t read that, it says: ‘You must like _The New... Jan 20, 2013

  “If you can’t read that, it says: ‘You must like _The New Yorker_ to read the full text. ’” http://www.

• “The soundtrack consists of chiptune renditions of Neutral... Jan 20, 2013

  “The soundtrack consists of chiptune renditions of Neutral Milk Hotel songs. ” http://www.

• “What was left of the wooden jetties looked like crooked... Jan 20, 2013

  “What was left of the wooden jetties looked like crooked rows of molars peeking out from the surf. ” http://www.

• “The injuries came on Gun Appreciation Day,  promoted by a... Jan 20, 2013

  “The injuries came on Gun Appreciation Day, promoted by a Republican consulting firm. ” http://www.

• “‘One time, a bad guy in Iraq had a knife and my dad killed... Jan 20, 2013

  “‘One time, a bad guy in Iraq had a knife and my dad killed him,’ she says, apropos of nothing. ” http://www.

• “We ballpark, we partner, we value-add, eyeball, fast... Jan 20, 2013

  “We ballpark, we partner, we value-add, eyeball, fast track, leverage, and we green-light. ” http://www.

• “‘Search will be included in people's brains,’ said Page of... Jan 20, 2013

  “‘Search will be included in people's brains,’ said Page of their ambition. ” http://www.

• “Workers might not relish spending those extra years on the... Jan 20, 2013

  “Workers might not relish spending those extra years on the job to keep their health insurance. ” http://www.

• “You know damn well the tuppenny beef disc you're chewing... Jan 20, 2013

  “You know damn well the tuppenny beef disc you're chewing consists of sinewy globules and bloody tumours... ” http://www.

• “David Brooks to Teach ‘Humility’”... Jan 19, 2013

  “David Brooks to Teach ‘Humility’” http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2013/01/david-brooks-defends-yale-course-on-humility.

• I don't want to go to Aaron's thing--I like remembering him... Jan 19, 2013

  I don't want to go to Aaron's thing--I like remembering him as a smiling goof--but I'll be glad I went later. If you see me nod hello.

• “By all accounts Armstrong was absolutely vicious,... Jan 18, 2013

  “By all accounts Armstrong was absolutely vicious, vindictive as hell. ” http://news.

• Why can't you target ghosts when you buy a Facebook ad?... Jan 18, 2013

  Why can't you target ghosts when you buy a Facebook ad? Ghost clicks are still clicks.

• My online publishing revenue model totally works if you... Jan 18, 2013

  My online publishing revenue model totally works if you increase world population to 60 billion.

• I love the comments, like "Screw compensation, you should... Jan 18, 2013

  I love the comments, like "Screw compensation, you should be grateful people are reading. " YOU'RE ALL WRONG.

• “I anxiously awaited the new wonders my next gen flip phone... Jan 18, 2013

  “I anxiously awaited the new wonders my next gen flip phone contained. ” http://thebillfold.

• “The publishing industry stopped having new ideas out of... Jan 18, 2013

  “The publishing industry stopped having new ideas out of respect for the untimely death of Ernest Hemingway in 1961. ” http://www.

• “My hunch is that the McBaguette will not catch on with... Jan 18, 2013

  “My hunch is that the McBaguette will not catch on with French customers. ” http://www.

• “Some of the streets on the map, he points out, had been... Jan 18, 2013

  “Some of the streets on the map, he points out, had been misspelled—not on the map, but on the street sign itself. ” http://www.

• Guys http://harpers.org/blog/2013/01/googles-media-barons/ Jan 18, 2013

  Guys http://harpers.

• Huh. Braid Hot Coffee mode is just this little guy writing... Jan 17, 2013

  Huh. Braid Hot Coffee mode is just this little guy writing a bunch of letters and sobbing.

• Accidental capitalists with holes in their sweaters trying... Jan 17, 2013

  Accidental capitalists with holes in their sweaters trying to help libraries, and adjuncts, adjuncts everywhere.

• Mid-40s ladies gone gray in the 90s who organize their... Jan 17, 2013

  Mid-40s ladies gone gray in the 90s who organize their thoughts around the elliptical and social justice.

• Portly dysthymics on buses, in burnt umber blazers, with... Jan 17, 2013

  Portly dysthymics on buses, in burnt umber blazers, with unmoderated hair, enraptured of their private worlds. These are my people.

• Wait, is this the week when you switch with happy Matt... Jan 17, 2013

  @mattlanger @jacecooke Wait, is this the week when you switch with happy Matt Langer?

• writers never get caught in doping scandals Jan 17, 2013
• I'm happy to relay that Synovate was acquired for £500... Jan 16, 2013

  I'm happy to relay that Synovate was acquired for £500 million. Which is a bargain to get rid of that name.

• I still think of friends sent, during the Great Synergy, to... Jan 16, 2013

  I still think of friends sent, during the Great Synergy, to Incentivization camps. Leaving hollow-eyed, but motivated.

• You may be to young to remember the great synergy of... Jan 16, 2013

  You may be to young to remember the great synergy of 1997-2003.

• That quote from the dude though. Synergy. We are going to... Jan 16, 2013

  That quote from the dude though. Synergy.

• It was good under Emily, too. Kind of a great mag if you... Jan 16, 2013

  It was good under Emily, too. Kind of a great mag if you love mags.

• Thing is, Print is currently REALLY good and weird and... Jan 16, 2013

  Thing is, Print is currently REALLY good and weird and smart. Hire the staff.

• Is, I mean. "America has 20% synergy." "Mass synergy has... Jan 16, 2013

  Is, I mean. "America has 20% synergy.

• Synergy I basically a synonym for "unemployment" nowadays. Jan 16, 2013

  Synergy I basically a synonym for "unemployment" nowadays.

• Oh well. http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/print-magazine-s... Jan 16, 2013

  Oh well. http://www.

• Exciting news! I am now writing the Interactions column for... Jan 16, 2013

  Exciting news! I am now writing the Interactions column for @printmag , and I am so exci—hold on a moment, I've just been handed an update.

• Half the Internet just got off the F at Carroll St. Jan 16, 2013

  Half the Internet just got off the F at Carroll St.

• “I’ve worked with filmmakers before but usually on analysis... Jan 16, 2013

  “I’ve worked with filmmakers before but usually on analysis after a film is complete. ” http://www.

• “‘I don’t need to be taken to a fully immersive,... Jan 16, 2013

  “‘I don’t need to be taken to a fully immersive, cross-platform, interactive viewing experience. ’” http://www.

• “‘My childhood was a thousand times worse than anybody... Jan 16, 2013

  “‘My childhood was a thousand times worse than anybody realized,’ she said Tuesday. ” http://www.

• “They would become vulnerable to black men in other public... Jan 16, 2013

  “They would become vulnerable to black men in other public facilities as well, especially swimming pools. ” http://www.

• “The big moment for arcade fighting games didn’t really end... Jan 16, 2013

  “The big moment for arcade fighting games didn’t really end with a bang, but a slow fading into twilight of the ‘90s. ” http://www.

• “The woman's plaid shirt was cut off, leaving her with only... Jan 16, 2013

  “The woman's plaid shirt was cut off, leaving her with only a turqoise t-shirt. ” #portland http://abcnews.

• “They do so with a huge penis, which blindly reaches across... Jan 16, 2013

  “They do so with a huge penis, which blindly reaches across into neighbouring shells and deposits sperm inside. ” http://phenomena.

• “Yes, it’s the weak who invite violence who are the... Jan 15, 2013

  “Yes, it’s the weak who invite violence who are the problem. ” http://opinionator.

• “With the addition of the red highlighting, you can start... Jan 15, 2013

  “With the addition of the red highlighting, you can start shaving those extra letters and numbers off right away. ” http://techcrunch.

• “Haha, yes, a floating magical city that cleans the... Jan 15, 2013

  “Haha, yes, a floating magical city that cleans the oceans. ” http://www.

• “CONGRATULATION ! IF YOU ANALYSE DIFFICULT THIS PROGRAM,WE... Jan 15, 2013

  “CONGRATULATION ! IF YOU ANALYSE DIFFICULT THIS PROGRAM,WE WOULD TEACH YOU.

• “He opened the door and found an upset young couple... Jan 15, 2013

  “He opened the door and found an upset young couple demanding that he turn over their phone. ” http://www.

• “Another theme throughout the collection is what Stanford... Jan 15, 2013

  “Another theme throughout the collection is what Stanford psychologist Brian Knutson called ‘metaworry’. ” http://www.

• “So that’s right, my house is about to become an Internet... Jan 15, 2013

  “So that’s right, my house is about to become an Internet Archive Scanning Center. ” http://ascii.

• “*Supostess* – _noun_ – 1. a portmanteau word… with the... Jan 15, 2013

  “*Supostess* – _noun_ – 1. a portmanteau word… with the mostess.

• “Hitler's favourite recipe” http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/... Jan 15, 2013

  “Hitler's favourite recipe” http://www. dailymail.

• “I won't lie. There will be people who won't date you... Jan 15, 2013

  “I won't lie. There will be people who won't date you because you have one arm.

• “There are a number of ways to handle this conflict that... Jan 15, 2013

  “There are a number of ways to handle this conflict that arises between the maker in you and the manager in you. ” http://www.

• People talk a lot about diminished attention span but I can... Jan 15, 2013

  People talk a lot about diminished attention span but I can reload web pages for hours.

• “Heath officials say people who have touched bats should... Jan 15, 2013

  “Heath officials say people who have touched bats should seek immediate medical advice. ” http://www.

• “The game park owner snapped pictures and suggested that... Jan 15, 2013

  “The game park owner snapped pictures and suggested that she ‘stand just a little bit closer’ [to the rhino]. ” http://www.

• People mocking the Atlantic for running a Scientology ad... Jan 14, 2013

  People mocking the Atlantic for running a Scientology ad don't get how expensive it is to do real boots-on-the-ground aggregation.

• Do you want your message to reach a million people for as... Jan 14, 2013

  Do you want your message to reach a million people for as little as $100? Write for magazines!

• “Mr. Sandoval’s resignation via Twitter came about half an... Jan 14, 2013

  “Mr. Sandoval’s resignation via Twitter came about half an hour after the Verge article was published.

• “Here is how you can have privacy, Jodie Foster: do not... Jan 14, 2013

  “Here is how you can have privacy, Jodie Foster: do not attend the Golden Globe Awards. ” http://gawker.

• I piled up my recent work on http://Ftrain.com, which was... Jan 14, 2013

  I piled up my recent work on http://Ftrain. com, which was once my blog where I posted things.

• “Finally, can you ‘think like a sexually ambiguous but not... Jan 14, 2013

  “Finally, can you ‘think like a sexually ambiguous but not especially sexually-focused 19-20 year old male? ’” http://www.

• “Yes, there is an actual sandwich named for New York that... Jan 14, 2013

  “Yes, there is an actual sandwich named for New York that cannot be purchased in New York. ” http://www.

• “I put a rare _Magic: The Gathering_ card set on eBay about... Jan 14, 2013

  “I put a rare _Magic: The Gathering_ card set on eBay about a week ago. ” http://thebillfold.

• “When it comes to influenza, most people are denialists.”... Jan 14, 2013

  “When it comes to influenza, most people are denialists. ” http://www.

• “‘Would it be fair to say that you were better with writers... Jan 14, 2013

  “‘Would it be fair to say that you were better with writers than wives? ’” http://www.

• “So: what ARE the real 20 most influential beers of all... Jan 14, 2013

  “So: what ARE the real 20 most influential beers of all time? ” http://zythophile.

• “Suddenly, I was standing in a Medieval square.”... Jan 14, 2013

  “Suddenly, I was standing in a Medieval square. ” http://www.

• “All playhouses have liquor onsite, and The Curtain is no... Jan 14, 2013

  “All playhouses have liquor onsite, and The Curtain is no exception. ” http://www.

• “But I can't help but get moony, you know.”... Jan 14, 2013

  “But I can't help but get moony, you know. ” http://www.

• “‘People assume that if someone murdered then they will... Jan 14, 2013

  “‘People assume that if someone murdered then they will murder in the future,’ Berk told the news outlet. ” http://www.

• “The report is riddled with progressively more opaque... Jan 14, 2013

  “The report is riddled with progressively more opaque footnotes—the financial equivalent of Dante’s descent into hell. ” http://www.

• “Clipping, waxing and shaving the groin destroy the... Jan 14, 2013

  “Clipping, waxing and shaving the groin destroy the optimal habitat of pubic lice. ” http://www.

• “In fact, in trendy journalistic circles, data is all the... Jan 14, 2013

  “In fact, in trendy journalistic circles, data is all the rage. ” http://www.

• “The game [Cricket] was considered a ‘rough’ one then,... Jan 14, 2013

  “The game [Cricket] was considered a ‘rough’ one then, known for its violence and played for large sums of money. ” http://www.

• It's good that stars relax and have fun. Jan 14, 2013

  @rustyk5 It's good that stars relax and have fun.

• Recent Offsite Work: Code and Prose Jan 13, 2013

  As a hobby I write.

• Old and New Thoughts on “Close to the Machine” Jan 13, 2013

  Old and New Thoughts on “Close to the Machine” From Ftrain. com, my blog, January, 2003 I just finished Ellen Ullman&#39;s Close to the Machine (City Lights Books, 1997).

• Love that you're working on it BTW. Jan 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 Love that you're working on it BTW.

• Yep. I fall back to `python -m SimpleHTTPServer` which... Jan 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 Yep. I fall back to `python -m SimpleHTTPServer` which gives you a server on localhost at 8080 from wherever it's invoked.

• Could be that file:/// doesn't like executing against web... Jan 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 Could be that file:/// doesn't like executing against web stuff.

• I have a local nginx running. Will merge today, though. Jan 13, 2013

  @rustyk5 I have a local nginx running. Will merge today, though.

• Aaron Swartz's family suggests donations to GiveWell, a... Jan 12, 2013

  Aaron Swartz's family suggests donations to GiveWell, a charity he loved. Felt fitting to give them money tonight.

• Aaron Swartz is hilarious, humble, and good. He made a more... Jan 12, 2013

  Aaron Swartz is hilarious, humble, and good. He made a more interesting world.

• Two things that I also had to get better at too, to get... Jan 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 Two things that I also had to get better at too, to get this done.

• Once I decided to just do everything as methods on top of... Jan 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 Once I decided to just do everything as methods on top of built-in objects life got better.

• At some pt. you should look at the JS I wrote before I... Jan 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 At some pt. you should look at the JS I wrote before I switched to CoffeeScript.

• That's a secret goal--to turn this into a long, detailed... Jan 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 That's a secret goal--to turn this into a long, detailed guide to the true nature of the DOM expressed as code.

• dude alpha Jan 11, 2013
• “Excessive confession is a sure path to hackdom.”... Jan 11, 2013

  “Excessive confession is a sure path to hackdom. ” http://cognoscenti.

• I can coach you on chats. Jan 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 I can coach you on chats.

• It is! Where's that sweet sweet code I need that sweet... Jan 11, 2013

  @rustyk5 It is!

• “Hulk was proclaimed the Green King, and all those on... Jan 11, 2013

  “Hulk was proclaimed the Green King, and all those on Sakaar worshiped him and his Queen, Caiera. ” http://marvel.

• Against multi-site churches with one charismatic preacher:... Jan 11, 2013

  Against multi-site churches with one charismatic preacher: “The heart is an idol factory. ” http://thegospelcoalition.

• “I am going to live to be 100, and I am going to show my... Jan 11, 2013

  “I am going to live to be 100, and I am going to show my thighs every day till I die. ” http://www.

• Surprisingly Film Crit Hulk writes very few short sentences. Jan 11, 2013

  Surprisingly Film Crit Hulk writes very few short sentences.

• “AND BECAUSE OF THAT SIMPLE NOTION, HULK DREAMED A DREAM... Jan 11, 2013

  “AND BECAUSE OF THAT SIMPLE NOTION, HULK DREAMED A DREAM THAT TOM HOOPER KNEW WHERE TO STICK A FUCKING CAMERA. ” http://badassdigest.

• “I discussed how I believe young Harry Potter fans are... Jan 11, 2013

  “I discussed how I believe young Harry Potter fans are likely to save publishing. ” http://online.

• “And Guatemalans cannot go back to the land because so much... Jan 11, 2013

  “And Guatemalans cannot go back to the land because so much of it is being devoted to growing crops for biofuel. ” http://www.

• “I was shocked at how culturally inept most consumer... Jan 11, 2013

  “I was shocked at how culturally inept most consumer electronics companies are. ” http://allthingsd.

• “If Sony sold 85,000 watches, we’d call it a failure. When... Jan 11, 2013

  “If Sony sold 85,000 watches, we’d call it a failure. When Pebble does it, it’s a rousing success.

• “The eldest daughter of the German actor Klaus Kinski has... Jan 11, 2013

  “The eldest daughter of the German actor Klaus Kinski has claimed she was sexually abused by him when she was a child. ” http://www.

• “In 1962, Mr. Flick was a 25-year-old studio guitarist who... Jan 11, 2013

  “In 1962, Mr. Flick was a 25-year-old studio guitarist who was asked to help give the Bond theme more punch.

• “‘The answer to this systemic problem is not more... Jan 11, 2013

  “‘The answer to this systemic problem is not more gorillas,’ Simmons continued, her eyes welling with tears. ” http://www.

• “Otherwise, I run the risk of my Fitbit telling me yousuck,... Jan 11, 2013

  “Otherwise, I run the risk of my Fitbit telling me yousuck, and the last thing I need is a personal heckler. ” http://www.

• “Why? I must confess that I too am tainted with a... Jan 11, 2013

  “Why? I must confess that I too am tainted with a nostalgia—for Logo.

• “But faecal transplants have hardly become common... Jan 11, 2013

  “But faecal transplants have hardly become common practice. ” http://phenomena.

• “In tests [IBM's Watson] even used the word ‘bullshit’ in... Jan 10, 2013

  “In tests [IBM's Watson] even used the word ‘bullshit’ in an answer to a researcher's query. ” http://tech.

• “While inebriated pilots are rare, they do exist.”... Jan 10, 2013

  “While inebriated pilots are rare, they do exist. ” http://www.

• “‘I’d never amputated the leg of a chicken,’ he said.”... Jan 10, 2013

  “‘I’d never amputated the leg of a chicken,’ he said. ” http://www.

• “She wants to document her experience to show how... Jan 10, 2013

  “She wants to document her experience to show how communities benefit from Starbucks. ” http://mynorthwest.

• “33 is the average age of workers in the United States. 46... Jan 10, 2013

  “33 is the average age of workers in the United States. 46 is the average age of federal employees.

• “Intrigued, Soderbergh offered to do an edit of the movie... Jan 10, 2013

  “Intrigued, Soderbergh offered to do an edit of the movie if he was given the footage for 72 hours. ” http://www.

• “We agreed, without even speaking, to an old-fashioned... Jan 10, 2013

  “We agreed, without even speaking, to an old-fashioned shunning. ” http://www.

• “The emotions come faster than the ‘rational’ thoughts—and... Jan 10, 2013

  “The emotions come faster than the ‘rational’ thoughts—and also shape the retrieval of those thoughts from memory. ” http://www.

• “Johnston’s hoping to feature both established and... Jan 10, 2013

  “Johnston’s hoping to feature both established and up-and-coming writers, she says. ” http://www.

• “‘Television science’ or ‘TED science’ or ‘rigorous... Jan 10, 2013

  “‘Television science’ or ‘TED science’ or ‘rigorous science’ aren’t just rhetorical models. ” http://www.

• “But in the end we tend to crave the realism -- when it has... Jan 10, 2013

  “But in the end we tend to crave the realism -- when it has been mastered -- and will make our home in it. ” http://www.

• “By some estimates, the urge for novelty drops by half... Jan 9, 2013

  “By some estimates, the urge for novelty drops by half between the ages of 20 and 60. ” http://www.

• “Click-through rates on such ads have been three times... Jan 9, 2013

  “Click-through rates on such ads have been three times higher than typical, static mobile display, he said. ” http://m.

• Don't throw snowballs at lions. Jan 9, 2013

  Don't throw snowballs at lions.

• “Some other visitors and children began to follow suit,... Jan 9, 2013

  “Some other visitors and children began to follow suit, throwing snowballs at the lions. ” http://www.

• “‘Even though life is disgusting sometimes,’ he said, ‘I’ll... Jan 9, 2013

  “‘Even though life is disgusting sometimes,’ he said, ‘I’ll get up again. ’” http://cityroom.

• “Behold what they [MLB] have magnanimously bestowed upon a... Jan 9, 2013

  “Behold what they [MLB] have magnanimously bestowed upon a cap-benighted world: _the interview cap_. ” http://www.

• That cartoon is a lot less funny when you learn that... Jan 9, 2013

  That cartoon is a lot less funny when you learn that Fusilli suffered from manic depression.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/289132694527438849/photo/1 Jan 9, 2013

  @rustyk5 https://twitter.

• “‘While my friends are at the bars, I'm usually enjoying... Jan 9, 2013

  “‘While my friends are at the bars, I'm usually enjoying the world class entertainment of Coldplay. ’” http://www.

• the finance industry is basically rustling rustling Jan 9, 2013
• “More Thefts Separating Farmers From Their Chaff” is a new... Jan 9, 2013

  “More Thefts Separating Farmers From Their Chaff” is a new favorite headline. Fine, fine work.

• “But the truth is that there are very few product decisions... Jan 9, 2013

  “But the truth is that there are very few product decisions that can be made in real time, if there are any at all. ” http://mcfunley.

• Who knows the secret to building a great business that... Jan 9, 2013

  Who knows the secret to building a great business that focuses on the opportunities that matter? Gays!

• “Think about how unpleasant people are _about coffee_.”... Jan 9, 2013

  “Think about how unpleasant people are _about coffee_. ” http://www.

• “You should care about the challenge to your assumptions... Jan 9, 2013

  “You should care about the challenge to your assumptions that the rise of capsule coffee represents. ” http://www.

• “The TV business had a spectacular year.”... Jan 9, 2013

  “The TV business had a spectacular year. ” http://www.

• “‘I know I am not the best looking man in the world, but... Jan 9, 2013

  “‘I know I am not the best looking man in the world, but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt? ’” http://designtaxi.

• “Twitter treats real-time search like a CAPTCHA problem”... Jan 9, 2013

  “Twitter treats real-time search like a CAPTCHA problem” http://www. theverge.

• “Few entrepreneurs dare to set their sights on industries... Jan 9, 2013

  “Few entrepreneurs dare to set their sights on industries as large and entrenched as banking and expect to flourish. ” http://www.

• I love when just about any MC goes, “And I just don't... Jan 9, 2013

  I love when just about any MC goes, “And I just don't know. ” I'm like, you know, I don't either.

• “Moroccan Jews were not alone in taking up the cause of... Jan 8, 2013

  “Moroccan Jews were not alone in taking up the cause of or against the mini skirt. ” http://jewishmorocco.

• this day was okay but will be better when shep pettibone... Jan 8, 2013
• “I pull out a sentence and slip a line through the gills... Jan 8, 2013

  “I pull out a sentence and slip a line through the gills and put it on a chain and am very careful not to mislay it. ” http://tumblr.

• “Dear Future Me” - Write a [cheeky/ambitious] New Year’s... Jan 8, 2013

  “Dear Future Me” - Write a [cheeky/ambitious] New Year’s Resolution letter to yourself. #GAresolutions Here’s mine http://generalassemb.

• “Since I am sure you have total Pantone recall like myself,... Jan 8, 2013

  “Since I am sure you have total Pantone recall like myself, close your eyes and picture this: Pantone 167. ” http://www.

• “I must pause here for a moment to point out that we are... Jan 8, 2013

  “I must pause here for a moment to point out that we are about to cross the threshold into Snoop's Narnia. ” http://www.

• “Who will uncreate/you? Impossible to predict just now/but... Jan 8, 2013

  “Who will uncreate/you? Impossible to predict just now/but my money is on pastrami.

• “I may value my daughter much, much more than my job and... Jan 8, 2013

  “I may value my daughter much, much more than my job and _still _want to spend more time at work. ” http://www.

• “‘Someone from instagram told me about plebestrians. You... Jan 8, 2013

  “‘Someone from instagram told me about plebestrians. You know, pedestrians and plebs combined.

• Depends on the philosopher but basically: People suffer and... Jan 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 Depends on the philosopher but basically: People suffer and die, hence increase net suffering and death. Better never to have been.

• Every single sentence Jason Fried wrote here (excerpted... Jan 8, 2013

  Every single sentence Jason Fried wrote here (excerpted from Getting Real) is tweet-or-less length: http://37signals.

• “Details reveal themselves as you use what you’re... Jan 8, 2013

  “Details reveal themselves as you use what you’re building. ” http://37signals.

• “People in our office, men and women, just thought she was... Jan 8, 2013

  “People in our office, men and women, just thought she was weird: an outcast with excess erotic capital. ” http://www.

• “Seconds later, the deal was done for the year’s inaugural... Jan 8, 2013

  “Seconds later, the deal was done for the year’s inaugural tuna. ” http://www.

• “Forecast temperatures are so extreme that the Bureau of... Jan 8, 2013

  “Forecast temperatures are so extreme that the Bureau of Meteorology has had to add a new colour to its scale. ” http://www.

• From spotty memory: The experience of having a child is... Jan 8, 2013

  @rustyk5 From spotty memory: The experience of having a child is profound, and it does not increase burden on planet.

• The Lenovo Table Tablet is like they were sent back to the... Jan 8, 2013

  The Lenovo Table Tablet is like they were sent back to the drawing board, _looked_ at the drawing board, and said "THIS.

• “Lenovo is apparently launching a 27″ _‘table tablet’_... Jan 8, 2013

  “Lenovo is apparently launching a 27″ _‘table tablet’_ running Windows 8. ” http://www.

• “When life begins without excess anxiety, she says, ‘the... Jan 8, 2013

  “When life begins without excess anxiety, she says, ‘the signal is this is a safe world and I can delay reproduction. ’” http://www.

• “The twenties are when we turn what Frank O’Hara called... Jan 8, 2013

  “The twenties are when we turn what Frank O’Hara called ‘sharp corners. ’” http://www.

• Me, a few months ago: “Is it necessary to be so damn... Jan 8, 2013

  Me, a few months ago: “Is it necessary to be so damn uterine all the time? ” http://www.

• “‘To have a child in order to benefit oneself is a moral... Jan 8, 2013

  “‘To have a child in order to benefit oneself is a moral error,’ Overall writes. ” http://www.

• “I also think heckling separates pros from amateurs.”... Jan 8, 2013

  “I also think heckling separates pros from amateurs. ” http://articles.

• “Steven Cohen was asked if he thought it was still the same... Jan 8, 2013

  “Steven Cohen was asked if he thought it was still the same piece, given that it wasn’t the same shark. ” http://www.

• Man my daughter hates this Fingerhut catalog Jan 8, 2013
• “That’s right. Teenagers talking about architecture.”... Jan 8, 2013

  “That’s right. Teenagers talking about architecture.

• “By this logic, having perfect tits is worth twice as much... Jan 8, 2013

  “By this logic, having perfect tits is worth twice as much as exploring the universe. ” http://www.

• “I don’t know, in the end, what I’ll do with this situation... Jan 8, 2013

  “I don’t know, in the end, what I’ll do with this situation of being a creep. ” http://opinionator.

• “It’s not exactly pleasant to be a symbol of rape.”... Jan 8, 2013

  “It’s not exactly pleasant to be a symbol of rape. ” http://www.

• “‘Hacking is a rearrangement of form — and that’s what... Jan 8, 2013

  “‘Hacking is a rearrangement of form — and that’s what humor is,’ she says. ” http://www.

• “Neither will appoint anyone to take over as the next ninja... Jan 8, 2013

  “Neither will appoint anyone to take over as the next ninja grandmaster. ” http://www.

• The sensual geographer knows no borders. Jan 7, 2013

  The sensual geographer knows no borders.

• mebbe useful http://www.ftrain.com/archive_ftraintwo_14.html... Jan 7, 2013

  @film_girl mebbe useful http://www. ftrain.

• I entered a narcissism competition. The judges won. Jan 7, 2013

  I entered a narcissism competition. The judges won.

• And that's how pornography made me a more understanding... Jan 7, 2013

  And that's how pornography made me a more understanding husband.

• Then I realized that I've been having that discussion for... Jan 7, 2013

  Then I realized that I've been having that discussion for years but about the apartment, not code. No wonder towels on the floor is so bad.

• Then I thought, “There's just something about stuff that's... Jan 7, 2013

  Then I thought, “There's just something about stuff that's tidy and ordered and considerate that's more important than vagoo shots.

• Got into Playboy's web archive for work and it has this... Jan 7, 2013

  Got into Playboy's web archive for work and it has this SWEET visual archive. Studying the UX I totally forgot I was looking at vagoo.

• Every year event planners have an event to honor the best... Jan 7, 2013

  Every year event planners have an event to honor the best events of he year http://specialevents.

• Jesus, why stop with all-men? Let's phase out all panels at... Jan 7, 2013

  Jesus, why stop with all-men? Let's phase out all panels at conferences forever.

• why is that on tumblr if it isn't porn? Jan 7, 2013

  @maxfenton why is that on tumblr if it isn't porn?

• time to go work on my memoir provisional title chipotle... Jan 7, 2013
• i also read new york Jan 7, 2013
• i swear to god i do more than read the times and tweet Jan 7, 2013
• “Larks, commonly consumed with bones intact, have... Jan 7, 2013

  “Larks, commonly consumed with bones intact, have historically been considered wholesome, delicate, and light game. ” http://en.

• i like helping Jan 7, 2013
• we're going to need a bigger feeder Jan 7, 2013
• “It is after hours, though, that digital globes may find... Jan 7, 2013

  “It is after hours, though, that digital globes may find the most unlimited potential. ” http://www.

• the number of people who die from lark attack every year is... Jan 7, 2013
• guys i can't let larks go who let the larks out larks of... Jan 7, 2013
• this slideshow of the conditions at factory server farms is... Jan 7, 2013
• “So if the 14th amendment solution ... isn’t workable, go... Jan 7, 2013

  “So if the 14th amendment solution ... isn’t workable, go with the coin.

• guys pickin out a real nice sweater vest for my talk at the... Jan 7, 2013

  guys pickin out a real nice sweater vest for my talk at the times on wednesday. ver.

• jesus if only. i have like a picture of a hedgehog and an... Jan 7, 2013

  @rustyk5 jesus if only. i have like a picture of a hedgehog and an old blanket when i begin.

• “No one in the executive branch has any real desire to mint... Jan 7, 2013

  “No one in the executive branch has any real desire to mint a trillion-dollar coin — you can be sure of that. ” http://blogs.

• I'm a lights guy myself. Abt 2/3 of my "deep" bits conclude... Jan 7, 2013

  I'm a lights guy myself. Abt 2/3 of my "deep" bits conclude with light imagery (c.

• Srsly tho last graf kickers are hard. Deadline looms:... Jan 7, 2013

  Srsly tho last graf kickers are hard. Deadline looms: Birds; light; water; fields; dreams; "goodbye"; "I accept"; or "it's a journey"?

• Gonna head home on the Q train to Ditmas with all those... Jan 7, 2013

  Gonna head home on the Q train to Ditmas with all those other larks, my beautiful larks, larks flying away.

• "Growing ArsDigita the easy way" "Java &amp; Shockwave"... Jan 7, 2013

  "Growing ArsDigita the easy way" "Java &amp;amp; Shockwave" "Why Graphic Designers Just Don't Get It" "Alternatives to PhotoCD" #v =onepage&amp;q&amp;f=false" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://books. google.

• "Envisioning a site that won't be featured at... Jan 7, 2013

  "Envisioning a site that won't be featured at http://Suck. com" #v =onepage&amp;q&amp;f=false" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://books.

• http://books.google.com/books?id=Gb6vumaGwJAC&printsec=front... Jan 7, 2013

  #v =onepage&amp;q&amp;f=false" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://books. google.

• i have not yet begun to influence Jan 7, 2013
• man candlebox wore a lot of sweaters Jan 7, 2013
• If you haven't read Saunders he generates this amazing... Jan 7, 2013

  If you haven't read Saunders he generates this amazing sense of familiarity and empathy. It doesn't compete.

• I really could just read things by or about George Saunders... Jan 7, 2013

  I really could just read things by or about George Saunders all day long. This last week has been a gift.

• The fantasy is that @lovelljoel gets off bus, runs across... Jan 7, 2013

  The fantasy is that @lovelljoel gets off bus, runs across 8th Ave, bursts into @HugoLindgren 's office, says "Saunders! ," faints.

• If Elizabeth Wurtzel were a pirate what kind of bird would... Jan 7, 2013

  If Elizabeth Wurtzel were a pirate what kind of bird would she watch fly away? LarRRRRRRRRks.

• larks Jan 7, 2013
• “And I wonder what I was thinking about with all those... Jan 7, 2013

  “And I wonder what I was thinking about with all those other larks, my beautiful larks, larks flying away. ” http://nymag.

• “I have made people I’ve never met cry, and I have enjoyed... Jan 7, 2013

  “I have made people I’ve never met cry, and I have enjoyed it. ” http://www.

• “I was like an unstoppable zombie myself, ringing AMC’s... Jan 7, 2013

  “I was like an unstoppable zombie myself, ringing AMC’s cash register every time I turned around. ” http://www.

• why do editors always squint in photos Jan 7, 2013
• Saunders: “That seems to be the definition of ‘novel’ for... Jan 7, 2013

  Saunders: “That seems to be the definition of ‘novel’ for me: a story that hasn’t yet discovered a way to be brief. ” http://www.

• According to the PDF the Loire Valley "vouvray moelleux... Jan 7, 2013

  According to the PDF the Loire Valley "vouvray moelleux 1ère trie (chenin) 1993 le haut lieu" is just £62. Score 1 for web accessibility.

• This PDF pudding menu is where it's at, web-design-wise... Jan 7, 2013

  This PDF pudding menu is where it's at, web-design-wise http://www. quovadissoho.

• Oh wow the Louis Vuitton website has technologyitis but... Jan 7, 2013

  Oh wow the Louis Vuitton website has technologyitis but luckily this website for an expensive London restaurant is here to teach us.

• “Other sites fall prey to what we could call... Jan 7, 2013

  “Other sites fall prey to what we could call ‘technologyitis. ’” http://www.

• “To hand-catch a pigeon, pin it against the ground, don’t... Jan 7, 2013

  “To hand-catch a pigeon, pin it against the ground, don’t grab it. ” http://nymag.

• “Set aside a full day to be a ‘yes day.’”... Jan 7, 2013

  “Set aside a full day to be a ‘yes day. ’” #print " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://nymag.

• “To be more creative at meetings, lean forward, grip the... Jan 7, 2013

  “To be more creative at meetings, lean forward, grip the table, and pull against it. ” #print " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://nymag.

• NYMag's 31 self-help books distilled is entirely... Jan 7, 2013

  NYMag's 31 self-help books distilled is entirely appropriate #print " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://nymag.

• “‘What’s missing in developing programming for the Internet... Jan 7, 2013

  “‘What’s missing in developing programming for the Internet is patience, trying to get it right,’ he said. ” http://www.

• “I have to concede that I want cosmic love to work.”... Jan 7, 2013

  “I have to concede that I want cosmic love to work. ” http://opinionator.

• “‘With the Internet you can’t fail anymore,’ [Jamie... Jan 7, 2013

  “‘With the Internet you can’t fail anymore,’ [Jamie Kennedy] said. ” http://www.

• “The ambitious plan moves Disney deeper into the hotly... Jan 7, 2013

  “The ambitious plan moves Disney deeper into the hotly debated terrain of personal data collection. ” http://www.

• “Men seem to see myriad opportunities for romance in their... Jan 7, 2013

  “Men seem to see myriad opportunities for romance in their supposedly platonic opposite-sex friendships. ” http://www.

• “So basically infinite scroll failed in every major way.”... Jan 7, 2013

  “So basically infinite scroll failed in every major way. ” http://danwin.

• “No less a figure than Noam Chomsky has taken Twitter to... Jan 7, 2013

  “No less a figure than Noam Chomsky has taken Twitter to task recently for its ‘superficiality. ’” http://www.

• “Last week he wandered into a storytelling session for... Jan 7, 2013

  “Last week he wandered into a storytelling session for adults without quite knowing what lay in store. ” http://www.

• “In ways, they argued, it would have been more productive... Jan 7, 2013

  “In ways, they argued, it would have been more productive to publish data by ZIP code or block. ” http://www.

• “Vomiting Larry is anatomically correct, so its vomiting... Jan 7, 2013

  “Vomiting Larry is anatomically correct, so its vomiting pattern is pretty close to what humans experience. ” http://www.

• “When Johnny Ace left the world with only six hits to his... Jan 6, 2013

  “When Johnny Ace left the world with only six hits to his credit, Robey saw an opportunity to keep the cash flowing. ” http://www.

• after the world ends what if this is the only tweet that... Jan 6, 2013

  @rustyk5 @katienotopoulos after the world ends what if this is the only tweet that remains and they have to imagine our society based on it?

• oooof Jan 6, 2013
• “If tech startups know that they’ll be both cloned and... Jan 6, 2013

  “If tech startups know that they’ll be both cloned and their goodwill purloined, why be a startup at all? ” http://www.

• “Top-10 lists seem harmless, but they really make the world... Jan 6, 2013

  “Top-10 lists seem harmless, but they really make the world a shabbier place. ” http://blogs.

• “You can cheat your way to market share.”... Jan 6, 2013

  “You can cheat your way to market share. ” http://daringfireball.

• “You wouldn’t want to watch it after dinner, nor would you... Jan 6, 2013

  “You wouldn’t want to watch it after dinner, nor would you want to go to dinner after watching it. ” http://www.

• “Our legal system is built on a dualist view of the... Jan 6, 2013

  “Our legal system is built on a dualist view of the mind-body relationship that has served it well for centuries. ” http://www.

• “Atheists do not want to deny religious believers the... Jan 6, 2013

  “Atheists do not want to deny religious believers the comfort of their faith. ” http://www.

• “While the rise of search battered the humanists, it also... Jan 6, 2013

  “While the rise of search battered the humanists, it also laid a trap that the quants are falling into now. ” http://www.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=avTf... Jan 6, 2013

  https://www. youtube.

• “Kheiron, which can clone 10-20 horses a year, is booked... Jan 6, 2013

  “Kheiron, which can clone 10-20 horses a year, is booked solid through half of 2014. ” http://www.

• “It is unspeakably mortifying to read 26 years later, as I... Jan 6, 2013

  “It is unspeakably mortifying to read 26 years later, as I recently did for the first time. ” http://gawker.

• “At Facebook, writes Losse, and in the tech world by... Jan 6, 2013

  “At Facebook, writes Losse, and in the tech world by extension, a woman can either be hot or she can be smart. ” http://www.

• “[Beyoncé] is renting her image to a product that may one... Jan 6, 2013

  “[Beyoncé] is renting her image to a product that may one day be ranked with cigarettes as a killer. ” http://opinionator.

• “You could feel in the air how much the people loved the... Jan 6, 2013

  “You could feel in the air how much the people loved the libraries. ” http://www.

• “As James puts it, ‘If one is special on one's birthday,... Jan 6, 2013

  “As James puts it, ‘If one is special on one's birthday, the asshole's birthday comes every day. ’” http://chronicle.

• “For the kids, there are sweet fried crickets, programmable... Jan 6, 2013

  “For the kids, there are sweet fried crickets, programmable colas and ‘magic meatballs’. ” http://www.

• “For me, _The Anatomy of Type_ provides a glorious... Jan 6, 2013

  “For me, _The Anatomy of Type_ provides a glorious opportunity to taxonimize another everyday visual encounter. ” http://www.

• “The sort of attention we can seek, let alone attract, is... Jan 6, 2013

  “The sort of attention we can seek, let alone attract, is not an entirely autonomous choice. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• “Those sites that readers really want to stay in existence... Jan 6, 2013

  “Those sites that readers really want to stay in existence will have to earn that. ” http://mediadecoder.

• Rolled out some new SavePublishing bugfixes. Quotes, etc.,... Jan 5, 2013

  Rolled out some new SavePublishing bugfixes. Quotes, etc.

• “Humanism does not deserve to carry the standard for... Jan 5, 2013

  “Humanism does not deserve to carry the standard for humans, for frankly it despises them. ” http://dhdebates.

• “Here's what I'd like to see: What the developers of the... Jan 5, 2013

  “Here's what I'd like to see: What the developers of the software were thinking when they designed it. ” http://prog21.

• “‘I never owned a gun but now I have no choice,’ Wieder... Jan 5, 2013

  “‘I never owned a gun but now I have no choice,’ Wieder said. ” http://newyork.

• Kindle coiner dies: “He found the name by likening use of... Jan 5, 2013

  Kindle coiner dies: “He found the name by likening use of the new e-reader to ‘starting a fire. ’” http://www.

• For tech to take over Hollywood, “impede the flow of... Jan 5, 2013

  For tech to take over Hollywood, “impede the flow of ideas. ” http://www.

• http://www.howdoeshomeopathywork.com/ Jan 5, 2013

  http://www. howdoeshomeopathywork.

• “Even its preferences had preferences.”... Jan 5, 2013

  “Even its preferences had preferences. ” http://donmelton.

• This is a highly nice website for a book about the digital... Jan 5, 2013

  This is a highly nice website for a book about the digital humanities: http://dhdebates. gc.

• “The confiscated items strapped to the cat's body included... Jan 5, 2013

  “The confiscated items strapped to the cat's body included drill bits, files, and a mobile phone” http://www. bbc.

• “As the hospital didn’t provide me with a wheelchair, I lay... Jan 5, 2013

  “As the hospital didn’t provide me with a wheelchair, I lay in bed or on the floor for most of the next 14 years. ” http://disabledtalk.

• “So I’m with the open _Debates in the Digital Humanities_,... Jan 5, 2013

  “So I’m with the open _Debates in the Digital Humanities_, rather than MIT Press’ closed _Digital_Humanities_. ” http://tjm.

• “The initial e-book explosion is starting to look like an... Jan 5, 2013

  “The initial e-book explosion is starting to look like an aberration. ” http://online.

• “Positions in digital humanities centers are especially apt... Jan 5, 2013

  “Positions in digital humanities centers are especially apt to be filled with soft-money employees. ” http://nowviskie.

• George Bernard Shaw: “This fact is simply that a child is a... Jan 5, 2013

  George Bernard Shaw: “This fact is simply that a child is a nuisance to a grown-up person. ” http://kindlingquarterly.

• “But big brains also had a downside—the brainier fish had... Jan 5, 2013

  “But big brains also had a downside—the brainier fish had smaller guts. ” http://www.

• “If you are bored reading their papers and final exams,... Jan 5, 2013

  “If you are bored reading their papers and final exams, consider this: you may have bored them first. ” http://chronicle.

• “Sometimes the faintly ridiculous manages to become... Jan 5, 2013

  “Sometimes the faintly ridiculous manages to become useful. ” http://www.

• “The bear roared as she attacked the pod with the Scotsman... Jan 5, 2013

  “The bear roared as she attacked the pod with the Scotsman inside” http://www. dailymail.

• Man in bearproof cage films bear attack.... Jan 5, 2013

  Man in bearproof cage films bear attack. http://www.

• “The article authors aptly title their work, ‘An In-Depth... Jan 5, 2013

  “The article authors aptly title their work, ‘An In-Depth Analysis of a Piece of Shit. ’” http://blogs.

• “Among his entourage was the skeleton of a baby elephant,... Jan 5, 2013

  “Among his entourage was the skeleton of a baby elephant, which moved with him from cluttered apartment to apartment. ” http://www.

• “If we want a computational system to communicate with... Jan 4, 2013

  “If we want a computational system to communicate with human life, it needs to know how to be funny. ” http://www.

• “Well, why not? Isn’t everything lately always somehow the... Jan 4, 2013

  “Well, why not? Isn’t everything lately always somehow the teachers’ fault?

• “For insight into what it all means, we turn to Gothamist's... Jan 4, 2013

  “For insight into what it all means, we turn to Gothamist's resident graffiti expert Jake Dobkin. ” http://gothamist.

• “Yes, liberals can be job creators and believe in... Jan 4, 2013

  “Yes, liberals can be job creators and believe in capitalism. ” http://www.

• “My big fear, of course, was that I was becoming an... Jan 4, 2013

  “My big fear, of course, was that I was becoming an editor. ” http://www.

• “If their train kills a passenger, operators are now given... Jan 4, 2013

  “If their train kills a passenger, operators are now given three days off. ” http://www.

• “BuzzFeed has now raised more money than the Huffington... Jan 4, 2013

  “BuzzFeed has now raised more money than the Huffington Post. ” http://adage.

• “‘I haven’t had a face-lift, Charlie,’ she replied. ‘I just... Jan 4, 2013

  “‘I haven’t had a face-lift, Charlie,’ she replied. ‘I just don’t work for you anymore.

• “Gellert finds that U.S. companies are in decreasingly hale... Jan 4, 2013

  “Gellert finds that U. S.

• Moderate Internet excitement can be measured in Kilodashes. Jan 4, 2013

  Moderate Internet excitement can be measured in Kilodashes.

• The hierarchy of internet enthusiasm is: Full unicorn,... Jan 4, 2013

  The hierarchy of internet enthusiasm is: Full unicorn, double unicorn, triple shark (per @rusty5k ), and then it's in megajarvises.

• I think I finally get why @anildash goes full unicorn for... Jan 4, 2013

  I think I finally get why @anildash goes full unicorn for Github as social network. It's a mutual-aid society for organizing thoughts.

• That's a bad grind. Have experienced it. You got through... Jan 4, 2013

  @mike_mill89 @mariancw That's a bad grind. Have experienced it.

• “This is a pretty silly statement since functional... Jan 4, 2013

  “This is a pretty silly statement since functional programming languages have assignments. ” http://beust.

• “If the idea of potentially offending someone is your... Jan 4, 2013

  “If the idea of potentially offending someone is your greatest fear... then 2013 might not be your year.

• “The farmers in rural China have chosen cell phones and... Jan 4, 2013

  “The farmers in rural China have chosen cell phones and twitter over toilets and running water. ” http://www.

• “Outstanding student loan debt surpassed credit card debt... Jan 4, 2013

  “Outstanding student loan debt surpassed credit card debt [in 2012]. ” http://www.

• I closed https://github.com/ftrain/savepublishing/issues/53... Jan 4, 2013

  I closed https://github. com/ftrain/savepublishing/issues/53 and 7 other bugs.

• Don't click the "chance we can save my son's life" link if... Jan 4, 2013

  Don't click the "chance we can save my son's life" link if you don't want to feel wrecked and helpless.

• “There's a chance we can save my son's life,” Feltwell... Jan 4, 2013

  “There's a chance we can save my son's life,” Feltwell said. http://www.

• “'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say. ”... Jan 4, 2013

  “'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say. ” http://michaelkelly.

• “Writing in C++ again is like making biscuits.”... Jan 4, 2013

  “Writing in C++ again is like making biscuits. ” http://www.

• “Could you tell me your name again and how it is that I... Jan 4, 2013

  “Could you tell me your name again and how it is that I know you? ” http://www.

• “MOOC's are classes that are taught online to large numbers... Jan 3, 2013

  “MOOC's are classes that are taught online to large numbers of students, with minimal involvement by professors. ” http://chronicle.

• (Sometimes I really miss doing product work.) Jan 3, 2013

  (Sometimes I really miss doing product work.

• Guys if no one wants it I'm going to take issue 53 and see... Jan 3, 2013

  Guys if no one wants it I'm going to take issue 53 and see if I can close it before bed.

• How they shopped in Ancient Rome... Jan 3, 2013

  How they shopped in Ancient Rome http://www. lrb.

• “Pregnant Camels Ordinarily Sit Down Carefully, Perhaps... Jan 3, 2013

  “Pregnant Camels Ordinarily Sit Down Carefully, Perhaps Their Joints Creak” http://en. m.

• “*B*ig *b*rown *r*abbits *o*ften *y*ield *g*reat *b*ig... Jan 3, 2013

  “*B*ig *b*rown *r*abbits *o*ften *y*ield *g*reat *b*ig *v*ocal *g*roans *w*hen *g*ingerly *s*lapped” http://en. m.

• “What molecule could be responsible for a steep and sudden... Jan 3, 2013

  “What molecule could be responsible for a steep and sudden decline in violent crime? ” http://www.

• “I’d rather not drag our lawyers into this (expensive for... Jan 3, 2013

  “I’d rather not drag our lawyers into this (expensive for both of us)” http://tech. wordnik.

• “We suspect that these large companies are missing... Jan 3, 2013

  “We suspect that these large companies are missing opportunities by not connecting their partners to each other. ” http://management.

• “Believing that we just reached the peak of our personal... Jan 3, 2013

  “Believing that we just reached the peak of our personal evolution makes us feel good,” Dr. Quoidbach said.

• “It’s hard to maintain, the softness.”... Jan 3, 2013

  “It’s hard to maintain, the softness. ” http://www.

• “Imagine the worst you have ever felt, times 10. That does... Jan 3, 2013

  “Imagine the worst you have ever felt, times 10. That does not even come close to how bad you feel on Darkenfloxx.

• “I basically said, ‘O.K., capitalism, I have seen your... Jan 3, 2013

  “I basically said, ‘O. K.

• This George Saunders profile by Joel Lovell is deeply... Jan 3, 2013

  This George Saunders profile by Joel Lovell is deeply satisfying in many separate ways. http://www.

• “‘Oh, I had weird sex...I’m going to ramble for 300 pages,... Jan 3, 2013

  “‘Oh, I had weird sex... I’m going to ramble for 300 pages, you better sit still because I’m a tour de force.

• “The sense of mystery, beauty and faith at the source of... Jan 3, 2013

  “The sense of mystery, beauty and faith at the source of Plato made itself felt to me even as a kid, and never left. ” http://www.

• “Three points ease and organize all minds in range of the... Jan 3, 2013

  “Three points ease and organize all minds in range of the conversation. ” http://transom.

• “By the age of twelve, Waits was wearing a trilby and... Jan 3, 2013

  “By the age of twelve, Waits was wearing a trilby and carrying around his grandfather's walking stick. ” http://lareviewofbooks.

• “Operation Unknown Ethics” http://www.ftrain.com/cgi-bin/l_o... Jan 2, 2013

  “Operation Unknown Ethics” http://www. ftrain.

• The last time I was able to annoy this many people just... Jan 2, 2013

  The last time I was able to annoy this many people just with code was http://www. ftrain.

• Social networks would be more interesting without all the... Jan 2, 2013

  Social networks would be more interesting without all the people.

• “It is called Black Mountain because (1) it is mountain and... Jan 2, 2013

  “It is called Black Mountain because (1) it is mountain and (2) it is covered in black rocks. ” http://m.

• “Ha! Ha! Ha! … We will keep buying maple syrup forever.”... Jan 2, 2013

  “Ha! Ha!

• They should also rewrite the Constitution to have a “Like”... Jan 2, 2013

  They should also rewrite the Constitution to have a “Like” button.

• “When these laws were conceived, there was no social media,... Jan 2, 2013

  “When these laws were conceived, there was no social media, there was no Google maps,” he said. http://www.

• “For the first time in nine decades, according to census... Jan 2, 2013

  “For the first time in nine decades, according to census data, walkable cities are growing faster than suburbs. ” http://www.

• “The functional programmers out there are gathering their... Jan 2, 2013

  “The functional programmers out there are gathering their pitchforks and torches. ” http://pragprog.

• “This week we can expect 26 more children to be injured or... Jan 2, 2013

  “This week we can expect 26 more children to be injured or killed with a firearm. ” http://www.

• “Haha, wait, so the _commemorative-coin bills_ are... Jan 2, 2013

  “Haha, wait, so the _commemorative-coin bills_ are bullshit, too? ” http://www.

• “Then it all turned south as the vote was being held.”... Jan 2, 2013

  “Then it all turned south as the vote was being held. ” Funny word choice by RedState on fiscal vote.

• “We have no marketing, no ads, no corporation behind us... Jan 2, 2013

  “We have no marketing, no ads, no corporation behind us now. ” @sullydish goes solo http://andrewsullivan.

• “Per the city [SF], the answer is yes — Theseus would get... Jan 2, 2013

  “Per the city [SF], the answer is yes — Theseus would get his building permit. ” http://www.

• 13-year-old gets iPhone w/contract: “You are not a rude... Jan 2, 2013

  13-year-old gets iPhone w/contract: “You are not a rude person; do not allow the iPhone to change that. ” http://www.

• ““The genetic potential of our population is vastly... Jan 2, 2013

  ““The genetic potential of our population is vastly different than what it was 10,000 years ago,’ Akey said. ” http://www.

• “Planet Clojure now aggregates over 400 blogs.”... Jan 2, 2013

  “Planet Clojure now aggregates over 400 blogs. ” http://stuartsierra.

• “Maxfield is our web designer’s daughter and she really,... Jan 2, 2013

  “Maxfield is our web designer’s daughter and she really, really loves her colors! ” http://www.

• “In the end, there’s only one solution: Hitting the Earth... Jan 2, 2013

  “In the end, there’s only one solution: Hitting the Earth with asteroids. ” http://what-if.

• “As of November, 13 percent of all Internet traffic was... Jan 2, 2013

  “As of November, 13 percent of all Internet traffic was headed to or from mobile devices. ” http://www.

• “Tumblr is growing up and, as anyone with a baby or a... Jan 2, 2013

  “Tumblr is growing up and, as anyone with a baby or a mortgage can tell you, that means expensive complications. ” http://www.

• Bloomberg: “I – you know ­– I don’t rem- — Lady Gaga – she... Jan 2, 2013

  Bloomberg: “I – you know ­– I don’t rem- — Lady Gaga – she was – what was — I don’t know. ” http://cityroom.

• “*Spangler:* Editing, editing, editing.”... Jan 2, 2013

  “*Spangler:* Editing, editing, editing. ” http://source.

• The other part of "How We Made Snowfall" is "over many... Jan 2, 2013

  The other part of "How We Made Snowfall" is "over many years build a talented team that can execute. " http://source.

• “He goes by the name Ant. He teaches people how to make... Jan 2, 2013

  “He goes by the name Ant. He teaches people how to make coffee, professionally.

• “Scranton's The Times-Tribune reports a mail carrier... Jan 2, 2013

  “Scranton's The Times-Tribune reports a mail carrier delivered it 63 years late without explanation on Friday. ” http://www.

• “The relationship between music and birds changed in the... Jan 2, 2013

  “The relationship between music and birds changed in the mid-twentieth century with French composer Olivier Messiaen. ” http://www.

• “She didn't know that when a yellow car pulled in front of... Jan 2, 2013

  “She didn't know that when a yellow car pulled in front of her on the road, it didn't mean there was danger ahead. ” http://asserttrue.

• “Part, but not all, of the historic difference between the... Jan 1, 2013

  “Part, but not all, of the historic difference between the brainiest men and women has vanished. ” http://www.

• “Process is being created not as means of control; it’s... Jan 1, 2013

  “Process is being created not as means of control; it’s being built as documentation of culture and values. ” http://www.

• “The actors were struck by the odd use of Anglo-Saxon names... Jan 1, 2013

  “The actors were struck by the odd use of Anglo-Saxon names for ancient Arab characters. ” http://www.

• And if people take their textboxes with more grains of salt... Jan 1, 2013

  @djacobs And if people take their textboxes with more grains of salt I would be happy.

• “The first piece you write that your family hates means you... Jan 1, 2013

  “The first piece you write that your family hates means you found your voice, I warn my classes. ” http://opinionator.

• David Brooks: “Ultimately, we should blame the American... Jan 1, 2013

  David Brooks: “Ultimately, we should blame the American voters. ” #columnism http://www.

• “*How does one expel a penis ghost?”... Jan 1, 2013

  “*How does one expel a penis ghost? ” http://thehairpin.

• This here is the opposite of "Snow Fall"... Jan 1, 2013

  This here is the opposite of "Snow Fall" http://afterdeadline. blogs.

• I'm stretched out on the floor while the kids run around... Jan 1, 2013

  I'm stretched out on the floor while the kids run around and break things and scream. I call this “self-directed enrichment.

• “Scribbled onto paper and folded into eighths, the letter... Jan 1, 2013

  “Scribbled onto paper and folded into eighths, the letter was tucked between two Styrofoam headstones. ” http://mobile.

• Happy New Years everyone. May your options vest, and may... Jan 1, 2013

  Happy New Years everyone. May your options vest, and may your novels be accepted in 2013 (for publication in Q3 2014).

• I laughed really hard at this and now I'm bleeding again. Dec 31, 2012

  @thelancearthur I laughed really hard at this and now I'm bleeding again.

• I'm checking referers on SavePublishing and this is my... Dec 31, 2012
• I cut myself shaving badly enough that I have to wait 20... Dec 31, 2012

  I cut myself shaving badly enough that I have to wait 20 minutes before I can go to the New Years party. So I can clot.

• How's 2013 going in the UK? Dec 31, 2012

  How's 2013 going in the UK?

• “Steal something from me.” http://m.newyorker.com/reporting/... Dec 31, 2012

  “Steal something from me. ” http://m.

• Saving publishing, one tweet at a time... Dec 31, 2012

  Saving publishing, one tweet at a time http://radar. oreilly.

• “It’s an open question in mathematics: MLC, the Mandelbrot... Dec 31, 2012

  “It’s an open question in mathematics: MLC, the Mandelbrot local connectivity conjecture. ” http://basecase.

• Hoo doggies. Dec 31, 2012

  @maxfenton Hoo doggies.

• Not me, BTW. I'm still fascinated by everything. Dec 31, 2012

  Not me, BTW. I'm still fascinated by everything.

• Someone is bored, world. Amuse him. Dec 31, 2012

  Someone is bored, world. Amuse him.

• “...whether or not it’s actually useful is a whole other... Dec 31, 2012

  “... whether or not it’s actually useful is a whole other matter.

• “Until Molly comes along, and her boss, Armitage, offering... Dec 31, 2012

  “Until Molly comes along, and her boss, Armitage, offering a deal: Make a run in cyberspace, a really major hack. ” http://www.

• “The problem with extroverts—not all of them, I grant you,... Dec 31, 2012

  “The problem with extroverts—not all of them, I grant you, but many, _so_ many—is a lack of imagination. ” http://www.

• “Other fair organizers resigned with one exclaiming, ‘No... Dec 31, 2012

  “Other fair organizers resigned with one exclaiming, ‘No one is going to make a clown out of my Jesus. ’” http://www.

• “This likely won't make the Dalton newsletter.” Great... Dec 31, 2012

  “This likely won't make the Dalton newsletter. ” Great caption.

• “They were looking for a 2,000-square-foot loft for $100 a... Dec 31, 2012

  “They were looking for a 2,000-square-foot loft for $100 a month. ” http://cityroom.

• The Morning News right column is always a list of awesome... Dec 31, 2012

  The Morning News right column is always a list of awesome charities this time of year. http://www.

• Kind of in that order. Dec 31, 2012

  Kind of in that order.

• Had a good year so money to: IPFF, NARAL, Food Bank NYC,... Dec 31, 2012

  Had a good year so money to: IPFF, NARAL, Food Bank NYC, CAMBA, Pro Publica, and http://Archive. org.

• “They send letters thanking Maxim for cheering them up... Dec 31, 2012

  “They send letters thanking Maxim for cheering them up during hospital stays as they recover from losing limbs. ” http://www.

• “Jolene is not human.” http://www.thegloss.com/2012/12/30/od... Dec 31, 2012

  “Jolene is not human. ” http://www.

• Thanks to @whynot for rooting out a charset bug that was... Dec 31, 2012

  Thanks to @whynot for rooting out a charset bug that was messing up SavePublishing parsing on http://NewYorker. com and others.

• “There’s a big difference between thinking, Stop paying for... Dec 31, 2012

  “There’s a big difference between thinking, Stop paying for sex so much, and actually seeing the words. ” http://www.

• “Imagine that your laptop display weighs 800 pounds.”... Dec 31, 2012

  “Imagine that your laptop display weighs 800 pounds. ” http://www.

• “City officials said it would be misleading to conclude... Dec 31, 2012

  “City officials said it would be misleading to conclude that anyone was at fault in her treatment. ” http://www.

• “The fact that they’d been unrepentant knuckleheads made... Dec 31, 2012

  “The fact that they’d been unrepentant knuckleheads made their transformation into repentant knuckleheads seem heroic. ” http://www.

• “One of them, Pedro Cabrera, 28, who is from Mexico, had... Dec 31, 2012

  “One of them, Pedro Cabrera, 28, who is from Mexico, had worked 10 straight days in the Rockaways. ” http://www.

• “*MEAT GLUE* Never heard of it?”... Dec 31, 2012

  “*MEAT GLUE* Never heard of it? ” http://well.

• “Completed works from the mobile maquiladora project, for... Dec 31, 2012

  “Completed works from the mobile maquiladora project, for example, will create the whine of an ambulance siren. ” http://www.

• “We call them “throwaway” songs, but they’re the opposite.”... Dec 31, 2012

  “We call them “throwaway” songs, but they’re the opposite. ” JJS on Whitney http://www.

• “Men who do not have wives and families often gather in... Dec 31, 2012

  “Men who do not have wives and families often gather in packs, Ms. Hudson argues.

• “We can only tackle this by becoming Durga,” she added,... Dec 31, 2012

  “We can only tackle this by becoming Durga,” she added, referring to the female Hindu god who slays a demon. http://www.

• “Markets, he believes, are subject to physical laws.”... Dec 31, 2012

  “Markets, he believes, are subject to physical laws. ” http://www.

• There are some really bad alternate universes like the one... Dec 30, 2012

  There are some really bad alternate universes like the one where Sniglets won the Pulitzer.

• Is there a good word for making too much of something? So... Dec 30, 2012

  Is there a good word for making too much of something? So far I have "molehilling.

• So preemptively: I'm sorry, and also, shame on you. Dec 30, 2012

  So preemptively: I'm sorry, and also, shame on you.

• I swear to god I'm going to now find out someone I like and... Dec 30, 2012

  I swear to god I'm going to now find out someone I like and respect has written about nanoecosystems and that I didn't make it up.

• My Twitter account? A nanoecosystem. My apartment?... Dec 30, 2012

  My Twitter account? A nanoecosystem.

• I think the most annoying thing I can do in 2013 is refer... Dec 30, 2012

  I think the most annoying thing I can do in 2013 is refer to everything as a “nano-ecosystem.

• “Kuhn denied, however, that he had defined paradigm in 21... Dec 30, 2012

  “Kuhn denied, however, that he had defined paradigm in 21 different ways, as one critic has claimed. ” http://blogs.

• “One reviewer in 1966 criticized Kuhn for using the word... Dec 30, 2012

  “One reviewer in 1966 criticized Kuhn for using the word 'paradigm' in twenty-one different senses in the book. ” http://www.

• “But where there’s imagined smoke, there may be simulated... Dec 30, 2012

  “But where there’s imagined smoke, there may be simulated fire. ” http://www.

• Quick fix in to http://SavePublishing.com quote encoding.... Dec 30, 2012

  Quick fix in to http://SavePublishing. com quote encoding.

• “We should strive not to create better billionaires, we... Dec 30, 2012

  “We should strive not to create better billionaires, we should set our sights higher -- to create better voters. ” http://threads2.

• oh god character encodings ruin everything Dec 30, 2012
• Then again, editors could claim that as a skill on LinkedIn. Dec 30, 2012

  @lbrt Then again, editors could claim that as a skill on LinkedIn.

• Guys you are reading and tweeting some good stuff with this... Dec 30, 2012

  Guys you are reading and tweeting some good stuff with this bookmarklet and I am richer for it.

• “This is one of the hardest lessons New York has taught me,... Dec 30, 2012

  “This is one of the hardest lessons New York has taught me, but I’m grateful for it. ” http://maryphillipssandy.

• Ice LPs: “You can’t leave it on the player for much longer... Dec 30, 2012

  Ice LPs: “You can’t leave it on the player for much longer than the song 'cause eventually it will melt. ” http://www.

• “After seeing our display, some vendors and suppliers have... Dec 30, 2012

  “After seeing our display, some vendors and suppliers have told us they’re using Legos at their companies. ” http://www.

• “In May, the Transportation Department says, the city’s... Dec 30, 2012

  “In May, the Transportation Department says, the city’s long-awaited bike-share program will finally begin. ” http://www.

• “Sometime in mid-July, I will eventually be able to hear... Dec 30, 2012

  “Sometime in mid-July, I will eventually be able to hear the word 'sundress' and not hear it in Drakevoice. ” http://www.

• “What could be more selfless than sharing heat from the... Dec 30, 2012

  “What could be more selfless than sharing heat from the tiny campfires in your cells? ” http://opinionator.

• “Elsewhere Confederate soldiers pushed a camel off a cliff... Dec 30, 2012

  “Elsewhere Confederate soldiers pushed a camel off a cliff because they thought it was a nuisance. ” http://opinionator.

• ““We got to protect the elephants,” said Mr. Lokinyi, whose... Dec 30, 2012

  ““We got to protect the elephants,” said Mr. Lokinyi, whose hooded eyes now glow with the zeal of a convert.

• “Zo kun je dus makkelijk quotes uit het artikel vinden die... Dec 30, 2012

  “Zo kun je dus makkelijk quotes uit het artikel vinden die je kunt tweeten. ” http://twittermania.

• “Anyway, now people are trying to send me beats.”... Dec 29, 2012

  “Anyway, now people are trying to send me beats. ” http://daveholmes.

• “I loved not being dead when I was a kid.”... Dec 29, 2012

  “I loved not being dead when I was a kid. ” http://www.

• “But what if you could quickly identify any section that... Dec 29, 2012

  “But what if you could quickly identify any section that would fit into a single tweet? ” http://www.

• “It has been said, after all, that only around one-tenth of... Dec 29, 2012

  “It has been said, after all, that only around one-tenth of historians’ research makes it into their published work. ” http://theappendix.

• “If my mother had publicized that moment when I cut my arm,... Dec 29, 2012

  “If my mother had publicized that moment when I cut my arm, it could have devastated my future in incalculable ways. ” http://parenting.

• “The transactions abstracted from the reality of the... Dec 29, 2012

  “The transactions abstracted from the reality of the marketplace are now more important than the marketplace itself. ” http://thenewinquiry.

• “We believe in the open web, and book content as part of... Dec 29, 2012

  “We believe in the open web, and book content as part of the open web. ” http://blog.

• “Bork was born in 1927 and came of age during the... Dec 29, 2012

  “Bork was born in 1927 and came of age during the civil-rights movement, which he opposed. ” http://www.

• “I was a child trying to become independent almost 30 years... Dec 29, 2012

  “I was a child trying to become independent almost 30 years after the end of segregation. ” http://www.

• “Enough, also, to pay the interim CTO these consultants had... Dec 29, 2012

  “Enough, also, to pay the interim CTO these consultants had chosen for us $40,000. Per month.

• The Reading Experience Database is a database of who read... Dec 29, 2012

  The Reading Experience Database is a database of who read what when http://www. open.

• “‘Sometimes people just copied out huge chunks of a novel,... Dec 29, 2012

  “‘Sometimes people just copied out huge chunks of a novel, because they couldn't afford to buy it,’ Eliot says. ” http://chronicle.

• “No: but we have always a quantity of superfluous bile upon... Dec 29, 2012

  “No: but we have always a quantity of superfluous bile upon the stomach, and we wanted an object to let it out upon. ” http://www.

• “It’s a book that, especially if you are uncertain of your... Dec 29, 2012

  “It’s a book that, especially if you are uncertain of your own class status, can still draw blood. ” http://www.

• Wow this really is a perfect gentle freezing sleet downpour. Dec 29, 2012

  Wow this really is a perfect gentle freezing sleet downpour.

• “But all bots are equally unwelcome on GitHub, Doll says.”... Dec 29, 2012

  “But all bots are equally unwelcome on GitHub, Doll says. ” http://www.

• “It has become my favorite thesaurus, and a thesaurus is a... Dec 29, 2012

  “It has become my favorite thesaurus, and a thesaurus is a private thing. ” http://www.

• “And yet these public shaming exercises tend to focus... Dec 29, 2012

  “And yet these public shaming exercises tend to focus exclusively on teenagers. ” http://mobile.

• “The library is very nearly unique in its flexibility both... Dec 29, 2012

  “The library is very nearly unique in its flexibility both as institution and metaphor. ” http://www.

• “More New Yorkers now commit suicide than are the victims... Dec 29, 2012

  “More New Yorkers now commit suicide than are the victims of homicides. ” http://www.

• “It can take years, even generations, to change a taboo.”... Dec 29, 2012

  “It can take years, even generations, to change a taboo. ” http://www.

• “This is a question that has hung heavy over the Sudoku... Dec 29, 2012

  “This is a question that has hung heavy over the Sudoku community, not least because they think they know the answer. ” http://www.

• “Maybe people in South Carolina really don't like turtles... Dec 29, 2012

  “Maybe people in South Carolina really don't like turtles for whatever reason? ” http://m.

• “Instead of GitHub we'll see Guild Hubs.”... Dec 29, 2012

  “Instead of GitHub we'll see Guild Hubs. ” http://highscalability.

• “*Parody Accounts: *@BidenShitPants, @PoopyBidenPants”... Dec 29, 2012

  “*Parody Accounts: * @BidenShitPants , @PoopyBidenPants ” http://slacktory.

• “It’s success theater, and we’ve mastered it.”... Dec 29, 2012

  “It’s success theater, and we’ve mastered it. ” http://bits.

• “Company officials say KFC records its highest sales volume... Dec 29, 2012

  “Company officials say KFC records its highest sales volume each year on Christmas eve. ” http://www.

• “In 2012, attempts to stay ahead of readers' innate desires... Dec 29, 2012

  “In 2012, attempts to stay ahead of readers' innate desires resulted in a collective throwing up of hands. ” http://www.

• “Have they forgotten what college is actually like?”... Dec 29, 2012

  “Have they forgotten what college is actually like? ” http://mattbruenig.

• “I walked up to them and said, 'I am from Cirque du Soleil,... Dec 29, 2012

  “I walked up to them and said, 'I am from Cirque du Soleil, would you like to be in our show? '” http://online.

• “Indeed, sharing is now much sexier than making the stuff... Dec 28, 2012

  “Indeed, sharing is now much sexier than making the stuff that sharers share. ” http://www.

• “Why did Melville attach such great importance to these... Dec 28, 2012

  “Why did Melville attach such great importance to these changes? ” http://opinionator.

• Quick http://savepublishing.com update: Works fine in FFox... Dec 28, 2012

  Quick http://savepublishing. com update: Works fine in FFox and in Safari apparently.

• “No ape hits with a clenched fist other than humans.”... Dec 28, 2012

  “No ape hits with a clenched fist other than humans. ” http://www.

• “Just to say, ‘I have a transgender pawnbroker,’ that might... Dec 28, 2012

  “Just to say, ‘I have a transgender pawnbroker,’ that might be interesting, but do we like this character? ” http://www.

• I expect it to break but wanted it out in the world. I'm... Dec 28, 2012

  I expect it to break but wanted it out in the world. I'm taking the kids out for sandwiches.

• HEY! I wrote a bookmarklet to find only tweetable stuff on... Dec 28, 2012

  HEY! I wrote a bookmarklet to find only tweetable stuff on a page.

• Of apples and pancakes, with a cup of whole milk. Dec 28, 2012

  @abackstrom Of apples and pancakes, with a cup of whole milk.

• “For the better part of the day, the snow will continue –... Dec 28, 2012

  “For the better part of the day, the snow will continue – gently, never blinding. ” http://cityroom.

• “But for whatever reason, the dynamite in the slave cage... Dec 28, 2012

  “But for whatever reason, the dynamite in the slave cage was a bridge too far for me. ” http://gawker.

• “When I wash a crystal chandelier, it’s like milking a... Dec 28, 2012

  “When I wash a crystal chandelier, it’s like milking a cow. ” http://www.

• “And I’m not going to deny that religion does help deal... Dec 28, 2012

  “And I’m not going to deny that religion does help deal with that first week or two of pain. ” http://www.

• “Grammar to the rescue!” http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafr... Dec 28, 2012

  “Grammar to the rescue! ” http://chronicle.

• “Love,” his students whisper. http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/... Dec 28, 2012

  “Love,” his students whisper. http://well.

• “FLOAT’s message is that monitoring the air ought to be an... Dec 28, 2012

  “FLOAT’s message is that monitoring the air ought to be an activity open to anyone who breathes it. ” http://www.

• “Someone, I think the cat lady, inserted a catheter into my... Dec 28, 2012

  “Someone, I think the cat lady, inserted a catheter into my private parts. ” http://www.

• “Sony/BMG's was hit the hardest with views dropping from a... Dec 28, 2012

  “Sony/BMG's was hit the hardest with views dropping from a total of more than 850 million to just 2. 3 million.

• “Aykroyd spends his free time speeding through outskirts... Dec 28, 2012

  “Aykroyd spends his free time speeding through outskirts and befriending coroners. ” http://www.

• “Thanks, you have successfully opted out of Klout.”... Dec 28, 2012

  “Thanks, you have successfully opted out of Klout. ” http://klout.

• “If I do go back to Twitter, I have a feeling it will... Dec 28, 2012

  “If I do go back to Twitter, I have a feeling it will largely be for distribution reasons and brand building. ” http://silencematters.

• “In New York, especially, money gets passed around for... Dec 28, 2012

  “In New York, especially, money gets passed around for little coherent reason. ” http://www.

• “This game assumes information and computer networking are... Dec 27, 2012

  “This game assumes information and computer networking are the next deadly weapons. ” http://www.

• “Whales approach the city’s shores on occasion, and it... Dec 27, 2012

  “Whales approach the city’s shores on occasion, and it rarely ends well. ” http://cityroom.

• “We now live in the robot utopia, which isn't one.”... Dec 27, 2012

  “We now live in the robot utopia, which isn't one. ” http://www.

• “A jaunty tune is punishable by flogging.”... Dec 27, 2012

  “A jaunty tune is punishable by flogging. ” http://www.

• “You’ll be paid in the future based on how well you work... Dec 27, 2012

  “You’ll be paid in the future based on how well you work with robots. ” http://www.

• “You feel a powerful urge to urinate, the only thing you... Dec 27, 2012

  “You feel a powerful urge to urinate, the only thing you feel at all. ” http://www.

• “Exploration may thus create a self-reinforcing loop,... Dec 27, 2012

  “Exploration may thus create a self-reinforcing loop, amplifying and spreading the genes and traits that drive it. ” http://ngm.

• “It's the second time a man was shoved to his death on... Dec 27, 2012

  “It's the second time a man was shoved to his death on subway tracks this month. ” http://www.

• ““It’s one of the longer dinosaur shopping lists,” Mr. Bell... Dec 27, 2012

  ““It’s one of the longer dinosaur shopping lists,” Mr. Bell told the judge.

• “One of his sisters, Ms. Barenbaum, had become a peace... Dec 27, 2012

  “One of his sisters, Ms. Barenbaum, had become a peace activist, and for years they did not speak.

• ”He eventually emerged with a tiny word that hardly rolled... Dec 27, 2012

  ”He eventually emerged with a tiny word that hardly rolled off the tongue: _apq’uxasiu_. ” http://www.

• “The whale is still full of blood,” the researcher, Julika... Dec 27, 2012

  “The whale is still full of blood,” the researcher, Julika Wocial, explained, “even though it’s dead. ” http://cityroom.

• The Lives They Lived Dec 27, 2012
• “It’s all about balancing the library’s mission and its... Dec 27, 2012

  “It’s all about balancing the library’s mission and its marketing, and that is always a tricky dance,” she added. http://www.

• “I carry breakfast bars in case I get hungry and pepper... Dec 27, 2012

  “I carry breakfast bars in case I get hungry and pepper spray in case I get harassed. ” http://opinionator.

• “I discovered Seinfeld through the sitcom, when I was 11... Dec 27, 2012

  “I discovered Seinfeld through the sitcom, when I was 11 and the show was in its fourth season. ” http://6thfloor.

• Nice J.R. Bob Dobbs on toast here in BW:... Dec 26, 2012

  Nice J. R.

• “The company [Starbucks] sells 4 billion cups each year... Dec 26, 2012

  “The company [Starbucks] sells 4 billion cups each year globally. ” http://www.

• My main resolution for this year is to eat right and lose... Dec 26, 2012

  My main resolution for this year is to eat right and lose Klout.

• dude i read the alchemist i already know the secret Dec 26, 2012
• I thought to myself, "I'll use recursion," and now I have... Dec 26, 2012

  I thought to myself, "I'll use recursion," and now I have maximum call stack exceeded problems.

• Oh wait maybe not @BadJokeCat that's really good Dec 26, 2012
• Maybe I'll keep following my wife but it's still a... Dec 26, 2012

  Maybe I'll keep following my wife but it's still a discussion.

• I'm going to unfollow everyone again in the New Year. Dec 26, 2012

  I'm going to unfollow everyone again in the New Year.

• IMPORTANT NEWS: I wrote a short piece on logo hating... Dec 26, 2012

  IMPORTANT NEWS: I wrote a short piece on logo hating ("crowdsmashing! ") for NYMag: http://nymag.

• “A frenetic, tightly wound man named James Lileks, a... Dec 25, 2012

  “A frenetic, tightly wound man named James Lileks, a columnist from Minnesota, warmed up the crowd... ” #print " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://nymag.

• I see the stakes are raising here and I am frankly worried. Dec 25, 2012

  @shani_o @katienotopoulos I see the stakes are raising here and I am frankly worried.

• "O, Tannenbaum" recorded in 1905 in Berlin:... Dec 25, 2012

  "O, Tannenbaum" recorded in 1905 in Berlin: http://archive.

• Stocking stuffed oh god oh god https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Dec 25, 2012

  Stocking stuffed oh god oh god https://twitter.

• "Can you please just stop with the computer and wrap the... Dec 25, 2012

  "Can you please just stop with the computer and wrap the packages and go to bed.

• jesus christ i hope i'm sober enough to stuff stockings Dec 25, 2012
• Just want to say I love my mixed-race gun-free... Dec 25, 2012

  Just want to say I love my mixed-race gun-free mixed-ethnicity wine-drinking building in Brooklyn. Mazel Xmaszwaa, Cathoterianjewtheists.

• 2/2 It is ENTIRELY appropriate for people in a community to... Dec 24, 2012

  2/2 It is ENTIRELY appropriate for people in a community to know who has the killing machines.

• “This map shows pistol permits registered with the... Dec 24, 2012

  “This map shows pistol permits registered with the Westchester County Clerk's Office. ” http://www.

• I just received ANOTHER rejection for my children's book... Dec 24, 2012

  I just received ANOTHER rejection for my children's book "The Pigs of Pig Bottom. " CANNOT figure out what's wrong.

• I already broke like half of my 14th baktun resolutions. Dec 24, 2012

  I already broke like half of my 14th baktun resolutions.

• “Businesses from small to large should be terrified of... Dec 24, 2012

  “Businesses from small to large should be terrified of Santa's explosive potential. ” http://www.

• I chose the ten most tweetable sentences of the year in the... Dec 24, 2012

  I chose the ten most tweetable sentences of the year in the @TheMorningNews , at: http://www. themorningnews.

• This article is also a game. You can win by exploring the... Dec 24, 2012

  This article is also a game. You can win by exploring the elements of this page.

• How many of us would have kept $7 million in a crawl space... Dec 24, 2012

  How many of us would have kept $7 million in a crawl space and not touched it? http://www.

• “Social lasers of cruelty?” http://www.smithsonianmag.com/ar... Dec 23, 2012

  “Social lasers of cruelty? ” http://www.

• “But it slowly is turning us into a nation of hate-filled... Dec 23, 2012

  “But it slowly is turning us into a nation of hate-filled trolls. ” http://www.

• As for members of Parliament, he said: “They are cannibals.... Dec 23, 2012

  As for members of Parliament, he said: “They are cannibals. They kill the country and they kill the children.

• I have you now you little recursive bastard hiding in a... Dec 23, 2012

  I have you now you little recursive bastard hiding in a debug statement.

• “WAITRESS MOM A poor, white working mother without a... Dec 23, 2012

  “WAITRESS MOM A poor, white working mother without a college education. ” http://www.

• I was checking out this guy's playlist and suddenly I got... Dec 23, 2012

  I was checking out this guy's playlist and suddenly I got Imbrugliated.

• Love in the age of turning on the TV and seeing that... Dec 23, 2012

  Love in the age of turning on the TV and seeing that someone has been watching Hart of Dixie on NetFlix.

• do you have a Santa hat for my avatar? Dec 23, 2012

  @darth do you have a Santa hat for my avatar?

• Stanley Donen “is currently the last surviving notable film... Dec 22, 2012

  Stanley Donen “is currently the last surviving notable film director of Hollywood's Golden Age. ” http://en.

• “Regardless of all this, I continued partying.” —Andrew... Dec 22, 2012

  “Regardless of all this, I continued partying. ” —Andrew W.

• Yearned-for browser feature: When a page produces audio,... Dec 22, 2012

  Yearned-for browser feature: When a page produces audio, highlight the tab. I can't find what's playing "Last Xmas," going crazy.

• rough one today Dec 22, 2012
• evan Dec 22, 2012
• The http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ front page is just an... Dec 21, 2012

  The http://www. huffingtonpost.

• Crowdsmashed Dec 20, 2012
• Over the holidays. Dec 20, 2012

  Over the holidays.

• only when addressed to Unix processes Dec 20, 2012
• My kingdom for a check. Dec 20, 2012

  My kingdom for a check.

• This Editors' Meeting Dress http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dre... Dec 20, 2012

  This Editors' Meeting Dress http://www. modcloth.

• Something about seeing @zeldman and @karenmcgrane chatting... Dec 20, 2012

  Something about seeing @zeldman and @karenmcgrane chatting on the couch was so... calming.

• I gave @zeldman a hug tonight and I thought: "This is the... Dec 20, 2012

  I gave @zeldman a hug tonight and I thought: "This is the body by Hannah!

• I agree that you should only hire people smarter than... Dec 20, 2012

  I agree that you should only hire people smarter than yourself. I'm also self-employed.

• housed Dec 19, 2012
• Some verb tense imperfections in that tweet but I think it... Dec 19, 2012

  Some verb tense imperfections in that tweet but I think it turned out okay.

• teach the eagle abducts child controversy Dec 19, 2012
• Guys eagles do this a lot check the proof from 1908:... Dec 19, 2012

  Guys eagles do this a lot check the proof from 1908: http://www. youtube.

• Matching face tattoos as predictor of marital success. Dec 19, 2012

  Matching face tattoos as predictor of marital success.

• I just wrote something about how Instagram commodifies its... Dec 19, 2012

  I just wrote something about how Instagram commodifies its users in April. http://nymag.

• every time you tweet this Richard Powers gets a book... Dec 18, 2012
• "Or take it out back and shoot it," read heartfelt email to... Dec 18, 2012

  "Or take it out back and shoot it," read heartfelt email to editor.

• I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as I... Dec 17, 2012

  I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as I hate myself.

• dude i graduated from columbia churnalism i'm on it Dec 17, 2012
• Like by Liszt? That is so not going to help right now. Dec 17, 2012

  @evanapplegate Like by Liszt? That is so not going to help right now.

• This short essay is a few hours post-deadline and i think i... Dec 17, 2012
• sounds preachy, just something i'm thinking. which is that... Dec 17, 2012

  @maura sounds preachy, just something i'm thinking. which is that we're so defensive because we have to keep talking.

• by which i mean, yep. also, that vulnerability is hard and... Dec 17, 2012

  @maura by which i mean, yep. also, that vulnerability is hard and requires a lot more bravery than either irony or sincerity.

• man we gotta get ikea monkey together with apple store horse Dec 17, 2012
• Man Flickr can send itself some emails. Dec 17, 2012

  Man Flickr can send itself some emails.

• In addition to jetpacks we were also promised the ability... Dec 17, 2012

  In addition to jetpacks we were also promised the ability to fax from the beach.

• Snapchat someone from the future? You will. Dec 17, 2012

  @rustyk5 Snapchat someone from the future? You will.

• ftrain2000 Dec 17, 2012
• snapchat Dec 17, 2012
• The Millions asked me what I read that I liked this year,... Dec 16, 2012

  The Millions asked me what I read that I liked this year, so I wrote about this book from 1956: http://www. themillions.

• agreed. The diff between this and 25 appears to be nil. Dec 16, 2012

  @rustyk5 agreed. The diff between this and 25 appears to be nil.

• today is pretty bad Dec 16, 2012
• ... whoops. Guessing they have links along these lines w/in... Dec 15, 2012

  ... whoops.

• HMM. Ami Paula chips etc/C64 SID was cool, but early Mac HW... Dec 15, 2012

  @jeb @finn HMM. Ami Paula chips etc/C64 SID was cool, but early Mac HW was sweet and 68K anway, so like Ami.

• We kept saying "today is not the day" until all of the days... Dec 15, 2012

  We kept saying "today is not the day" until all of the days were taken from us.

• Done, thank you. Dec 14, 2012

  @mattlanger Done, thank you.

• Security Camera Footage: These children should be napping... Dec 14, 2012

  Security Camera Footage: These children should be napping http://mlkshk. com/r/MAKK.

• that was because @choire can't add you, and he wants you... Dec 14, 2012
• I just added you to my branch about “What can we do to stop... Dec 14, 2012

  @joshbegley I just added you to my branch about “What can we do to stop sincerity? ” http://branch.

• +2 on these Dec 14, 2012
• SURPRISINGLY honest talk about pivoting... Dec 13, 2012

  SURPRISINGLY honest talk about pivoting http://www. youtube.

• middle finger helicopter Dec 13, 2012
• "They arrested these nuts just in time." Was the NYPost... Dec 13, 2012

  "They arrested these nuts just in time. " Was the NYPost lede on Justin Bieber castration plot.

• My hands! Red with the foul ichor of barbecue sauce! My... Dec 13, 2012

  My hands! Red with the foul ichor of barbecue sauce!

• Has ever there been a more terrifying corporate slogan than... Dec 13, 2012

  Has ever there been a more terrifying corporate slogan than "In here, it's always Friday? " https://twitter.

• In here, persists an eldritch terror, a dark sabbath of... Dec 13, 2012

  In here, persists an eldritch terror, a dark sabbath of eternal suffering over which demons preside.

• this Dec 13, 2012
• actually Dec 13, 2012
• Headed down to the pharmacy to see if they will sell me a... Dec 13, 2012

  Headed down to the pharmacy to see if they will sell me a neti gun.

• He really is a good critic. So much so that he built a... Dec 13, 2012

  @tedherman He really is a good critic. So much so that he built a whole critical apparatus in git.

• LET THEM EAT NING OPTIONS Dec 13, 2012
• CAVEAT: Low level filesystemy people are CS-ey. "Product"... Dec 13, 2012

  @rustyk5 @megnut CAVEAT: Low level filesystemy people are CS-ey. "Product" is basically a humanist discipline dressed up as bizgineering.

• "If you do get that college degree, you might want to... Dec 13, 2012

  "If you do get that college degree, you might want to consider computer languages over English degrees. " http://QZ.

• PRODUCT IDEA: Grooming product sold exclusively at... Dec 13, 2012

  PRODUCT IDEA: Grooming product sold exclusively at hackerspaces called Elon Musk. It attracts investors but repels taxes.

• "One small step toward European banking union, two more big... Dec 13, 2012
• "China’s four silliest economic stimulus projects of 2012"... Dec 13, 2012

  "China’s four silliest economic stimulus projects of 2012" "Whatever you want but it's still €400.

• "Fed statement translation: Say hello to QE4" "Listen, my... Dec 13, 2012
• "Mongolia, which has seven times as many goats as people,... Dec 13, 2012
• Reading http://qz.com headlines feels like working as a... Dec 13, 2012

  Reading http://qz. com headlines feels like working as a hooker at Davos.

• Can we do website architecture reviews like the NYT does of... Dec 13, 2012

  Can we do website architecture reviews like the NYT does of buildings? I'd do that.

• MARK ANDREASQF(WGRWRG)IJSSON SAID HOTELS DON'T MATTER ON... Dec 13, 2012
• Tidy = a little idiosyncratic, too. Dec 13, 2012

  Tidy = a little idiosyncratic, too.

• Carl Sassenrath's REBOL is open-sourced. The code is very... Dec 13, 2012

  Carl Sassenrath's REBOL is open-sourced. The code is very tidy.

• I wouldn't say he's a friend, but we do have contacts in... Dec 13, 2012

  I wouldn't say he's a friend, but we do have contacts in common.

• read like eight million things this year... Dec 13, 2012

  @ThaRealEdPark read like eight million things this year http://www. themillions.

• I just opened this paper bag marked "PERSONAL MEDIA... Dec 13, 2012

  I just opened this paper bag marked "PERSONAL MEDIA PLATFORM" and it was totally empty.

• The more honest headline would have been "Man whose... Dec 12, 2012

  The more honest headline would have been "Man whose influence ruined many Beatles songs dies.

• Can you have temporary onset agoraphobia? Dec 12, 2012

  Can you have temporary onset agoraphobia?

• The Internet is an outer borough. People can't believe... Dec 11, 2012

  The Internet is an outer borough. People can't believe you'd choose to live there.

• File talk:Masturbation Techniques - the campfire method... Dec 11, 2012

  @evanapplegate File talk:Masturbation Techniques - the campfire method (animated).

• where my influencers at Dec 11, 2012
• And The Bug is also $3 http://www.amazon.com/The-Bug-A-Novel... Dec 11, 2012

  And The Bug is also $3 http://www. amazon.

• Because that is a great, thoughtful book about words and... Dec 11, 2012

  Because that is a great, thoughtful book about words and nerds. http://www.

• I got asked if I would tweet that Ellen Ullman's "Close to... Dec 11, 2012

  I got asked if I would tweet that Ellen Ullman's "Close to the Machine" is $3 for Kindle and HELL YES I WILL http://www. amazon.

• Guys the IKEA monkey is not the real story. Dec 11, 2012

  Guys the IKEA monkey is not the real story.

• But for stuff at that length it's pretttttty amazingly... Dec 11, 2012

  @seraphine @Medium But for stuff at that length it's pretttttty amazingly straightforward.

• fair Dec 11, 2012
• Also apparently http://pastebin.com/ctWJeVUr Dec 10, 2012

  @ckolderup Also apparently http://pastebin.

• using going i mean Dec 10, 2012
• I was into writing novels making fun of hipsters before it... Dec 10, 2012

  I was into writing novels making fun of hipsters before it was cool.

• genuine question Dec 10, 2012
• Find a microwavable bowl, @rustyk5 and @nzle. Dec 10, 2012

  Find a microwavable bowl, @rustyk5 and @nzle .

• BOOOOOOooooooooooooo Dec 9, 2012
• I like myself but it's definitely not for everybody. Dec 9, 2012

  I like myself but it's definitely not for everybody.

• Post by @rustyk5 in “What can we do to stop sincerity?” on... Dec 9, 2012

  Post by @rustyk5 in “What can we do to stop sincerity? ” on @branch .

• Talking about “What can we do to stop sincerity?” on... Dec 9, 2012

  Talking about “What can we do to stop sincerity? ” on @branch http://branch.

• Talking about “What can we do to stop sincerity?” on... Dec 9, 2012

  Talking about “What can we do to stop sincerity? ” on @branch .

• but dude i can't pretend that i don't love all of it down... Dec 9, 2012

  @rustyk5 @nzle but dude i can't pretend that i don't love all of it down to the sweaters.

• I'd be a lot less cynical if I had absolute power over... Dec 9, 2012

  I'd be a lot less cynical if I had absolute power over everything.

• You're not really embracing life if you don't read to the... Dec 9, 2012

  @rustyk5 @nzle You're not really embracing life if you don't read to the end.

• I speak for the Listserve when I say: NEVER GIVE UP. Dec 9, 2012

  @rustyk5 I speak for the Listserve when I say: NEVER GIVE UP.

• #emotions Dec 9, 2012
• There's nothing as scary as a small child singing alone in... Dec 9, 2012

  There's nothing as scary as a small child singing alone in another room.

• It's all in this one, @rustyk5. Harold and Maude, Little... Dec 9, 2012

  It's all in this one, @rustyk5 . Harold and Maude, Little Prince, Orwell.

• Certain sandwiches need to shut the hell up #subtweets Dec 9, 2012
• totally fine Dec 7, 2012
• i'm ready to do this podcast Dec 7, 2012
• Matt Powers wants you to know that he is NOT a rabid... Dec 7, 2012

  Matt Powers wants you to know that he is NOT a rabid socialist http://thebillfold.

• Feeling better now thanks. Dec 7, 2012

  @abackstrom Feeling better now thanks.

• This is great. nice lights! rocks! rocks &amp; cats &amp; a... Dec 7, 2012

  This is great. nice lights!

• "Rainy Day Treasures": How a kid sees Tokyo. Real-life... Dec 7, 2012

  "Rainy Day Treasures": How a kid sees Tokyo. Real-life Family Circus map (PDF): http://www.

• Some boats just don't know when to come to the surface.... Dec 6, 2012

  Some boats just don't know when to come to the surface.

• Regret is totally a side-effect of opportunity. Right? Dec 6, 2012

  Regret is totally a side-effect of opportunity. Right?

• Remember what your therapist told you. Dec 6, 2012

  Remember what your therapist told you.

• also, there was a question mark at the end of that last... Dec 6, 2012

  @jakelodwick also, there was a question mark at the end of that last tweet, otherwise someone should shoot me in the face.

• The Internet takes"you" literally. Different than in other... Dec 6, 2012

  @jakelodwick The Internet takes"you" literally. Different than in other media.

• Why do all of these ESPN articles say [Citation needed]? Dec 6, 2012

  Why do all of these ESPN articles say [Citation needed]?

• Or maybe 2017. Dec 6, 2012

  Or maybe 2017.

• I wonder if in 2050 some kid who gets unbelievably rich off... Dec 6, 2012

  I wonder if in 2050 some kid who gets unbelievably rich off of inhalable computing will buy LinkedIn to "resurrect the brand?

• wow, that neatly encapsulates EVERYTHING Dec 6, 2012
• tweet-276765996684021760 Dec 6, 2012
• Take a deeeeeeeeep breath and hold it, @rustyk5. Dec 6, 2012

  Take a deeeeeeeeep breath and hold it, @rustyk5 .

• Actually that should have been "For whom else would I be... Dec 6, 2012

  Actually that should have been "For whom else would I be speaking? " right?

• Who else would I be speaking for? Dec 6, 2012

  @jakelodwick Who else would I be speaking for?

• To find success on the web you work incredibly hard to... Dec 6, 2012

  To find success on the web you work incredibly hard to create a real, loving, caring family, then you sell it.

• Compromise: Everyone could take a week off, listen to the... Dec 6, 2012

  Compromise: Everyone could take a week off, listen to the Ke$ha album on repeat, then never speak of it again.

• First they came for my newlines, @mattlanger Dec 6, 2012
• I was into truncation before it Dec 5, 2012
• no those people are no fun Dec 5, 2012
• it's too late for me evan Dec 5, 2012
• I kind of hate that NYPL is renaming “Patience” and... Dec 5, 2012

  I kind of hate that NYPL is renaming “Patience” and “Fortitude” to “PNC Bank” and “Facebook.

• I have the best intentions money can buy. Dec 5, 2012

  I have the best intentions money can buy.

• And then I realized that I'd become the thing I hated most.... Dec 5, 2012

  And then I realized that I'd become the thing I hated most. https://twitter.

• Scorpus the charioteer rode for the Greens and won 2,048... Dec 4, 2012

  Scorpus the charioteer rode for the Greens and won 2,048 victories before his death at 27.

• All right. Time to go write my Medium. Dec 4, 2012

  All right. Time to go write my Medium.

• I wish Williamsburg would cut out all the metonymy. Dec 4, 2012

  I wish Williamsburg would cut out all the metonymy.

• You know, litotes is not a bad trope. Dec 4, 2012

  You know, litotes is not a bad trope.

• Sure onomatapoeia sounds good but what's it really mean? Dec 4, 2012

  Sure onomatapoeia sounds good but what's it really mean?

• Srsly why is it always irony? Why don't other tropes and... Dec 4, 2012

  Srsly why is it always irony? Why don't other tropes and forms get a beating?

• BTW, the right hashtag for a BuzzFeed/Internet fridge... Dec 4, 2012

  BTW, the right hashtag for a BuzzFeed/Internet fridge mashup should have been #fridgebuzz , not #buzzfridge . I failed, and I'll do better.

• A: If irony is not the real story then what is? A: Irony. Dec 4, 2012

  A: If irony is not the real story then what is? A: Irony.

• guys irony is not the real story Dec 4, 2012
• 27 amazing things to make with the rest of the milk... Dec 4, 2012
• The 11 eggs that can't wait to meet you #buzzfridge Dec 4, 2012
• I wish BuzzFeed could get combined with Internet Fridges. Dec 4, 2012

  I wish BuzzFeed could get combined with Internet Fridges.

• I started using TimeHop and now it's saying I have to shoot... Dec 4, 2012

  I started using TimeHop and now it's saying I have to shoot Bruce Willis in a cornfield.

• Twitter is basically office hours for assholes. Dec 4, 2012

  Twitter is basically office hours for assholes.

• As the number of users of a network increases the... Dec 4, 2012

  As the number of users of a network increases the probability that I will finish this novella decreases proportionately.

• I think it's very important we stop connecting everything. Dec 4, 2012

  I think it's very important we stop connecting everything.

• It is impossible to tell anyone anything anymore. Dec 4, 2012

  It is impossible to tell anyone anything anymore.

• Maybe the problem is the idea that you have to "tell"... Dec 4, 2012

  Maybe the problem is the idea that you have to "tell" people anything.

• How do you tell people to be creative and make art without... Dec 4, 2012

  How do you tell people to be creative and make art without sounding like a blog?

• Building the First One-third of Your Web App in Clojure... Dec 4, 2012
• JavaScript: The Emotionally Unavailable Parts Dec 4, 2012
• I'm sorry. Dec 4, 2012

  I'm sorry.

• whoa Dec 4, 2012
• Once I met the guy who played Columbo and asked him to... Dec 4, 2012

  Once I met the guy who played Columbo and asked him to please look me in the eye. It was Falkward.

• Just got home and realized that the REALLY good friend I'd... Dec 4, 2012

  Just got home and realized that the REALLY good friend I'd hired to seal my windows hadn't done ANYTHING. It was caulkward.

• I just spent three minutes trying to reboot the office... Dec 4, 2012

  I just spent three minutes trying to reboot the office bathroom's electronic trashcan. No luck so I pocketed the wet towels.

• Hey people @nicolatwilley has a great thing about... Dec 4, 2012

  Hey people @nicolatwilley has a great thing about refrigeration in Cabinet: http://www. cabinetmagazine.

• Nice! Dec 4, 2012

  @coreymull Nice!

• Continuing to fool around late at night with @medium, this... Dec 4, 2012

  Continuing to fool around late at night with @medium , this time listening to old radio https://medium.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/275825548868063232/photo/1 Dec 3, 2012

  https://twitter.

• Bad rock bands also make bad mattress-store names. Puddle... Dec 3, 2012

  Bad rock bands also make bad mattress-store names. Puddle of Mudd Sleep Center.

• D-Day: NBC 2:50–3AM Dec 3, 2012

  nothing is ever again going to be like this D-Day: NBC 2:50–3AM There is a tricky problem about the Internet. I’d love to fix it if I could.

• Goebbels E-Z-Rest Dec 3, 2012
• Bugz Uzed Bedz would be a name in mattresses I would not... Dec 3, 2012

  Bugz Uzed Bedz would be a name in mattresses I would not trust.

• This commercial implies that there exists a least-trusted... Dec 3, 2012

  This commercial implies that there exists a least-trusted name in mattresses.

• Slate comments: "I googled seapunk thinking I was missing... Dec 3, 2012

  Slate comments: "I googled seapunk thinking I was missing out on something great [for] next time I go diving. " http://www.

• oh god i am waiting i am waiting i am waiting Dec 3, 2012
• Because you wanted LIFE and to feel LIVING and to just... Dec 3, 2012
• The story of Oedipus makes it clear that everything will... Dec 3, 2012

  @inthefade The story of Oedipus makes it clear that everything will work out.

• At our urban community farm someone reads to the veal... Dec 3, 2012

  At our urban community farm someone reads to the veal calves every night.

• A Muffin, Unbluffed #NYTBooks Dec 3, 2012
• No one came to the urban pigfarming meetup. Dec 3, 2012

  No one came to the urban pigfarming meetup.

• This is how @evanapplegate makes me feel (courtesy @darth).... Dec 3, 2012

  This is how @evanapplegate makes me feel (courtesy @darth ). http://mlkshk.

• i hate everything that isn't that picture Dec 3, 2012
• [thumbs up] Dec 3, 2012
• hey buddy bedtime Dec 3, 2012
• spirit of eden and laughing stock man what can i say i'm a... Dec 3, 2012
• disturbing Dec 2, 2012
• oof but i love them i do not care i do not Dec 2, 2012
• Messing around w/Medium (“Sight for Signal”)... Dec 2, 2012

  Messing around w/Medium (“Sight for Signal”) https://medium.

• Here's 7 seconds of a Capuchin monkey on Spotify:... Dec 2, 2012

  Here's 7 seconds of a Capuchin monkey on Spotify: http://open. spotify.

• Sight for Signal Dec 2, 2012

  This aluminum tanenbaum will actually rip your face off if it falls on you Sight for Signal This is our second Christmas in the apartment. The Christmas tree is a damnable bundle of tiny aluminum spikes that cut my arms.

• man twitter your sinuses are effed up Dec 2, 2012
• Ernie Pyle did some great work today with "A Homeless Man... Dec 2, 2012

  Ernie Pyle did some great work today with "A Homeless Man Gets His Boots.

• Every time a journalist explains a meme John Hersey cries... Dec 2, 2012

  Every time a journalist explains a meme John Hersey cries on Ida Tarbell's shoulder.

• Actually whistles are filthy. Dec 2, 2012

  Actually whistles are filthy.

• If you produce local TV news and are doing a package on... Dec 2, 2012

  If you produce local TV news and are doing a package on Xmas lights, how do you decide between Ellie Goulding and Kanye West?

• Guys thanks but I STRONGLY doubt I'll win best humblebrag... Dec 2, 2012

  Guys thanks but I STRONGLY doubt I'll win best humblebrag again this year—TOO much amazing competition.

• Is there marriage counseling but just about dishwashers? Dec 2, 2012

  Is there marriage counseling but just about dishwashers?

• My son's first words are going to be "Leave kitty alone." Dec 2, 2012

  My son's first words are going to be "Leave kitty alone.

• We kept having the same baby over and over until I... Dec 1, 2012

  We kept having the same baby over and over until I realized—I forgot to initialize my seed.

• no guys Dec 1, 2012
• guys Dec 1, 2012
• They start out promising no math but just you wait. Dec 1, 2012

  They start out promising no math but just you wait.

• NYT.csv Dec 1, 2012

  NYT.

• i originally typed that as "dead anils" and while it's sad... Dec 1, 2012
• I think using dead animals as wi-fi access pts is kind of... Dec 1, 2012
• I'm going to put these speakers right next to my Eileen... Nov 30, 2012

  I'm going to put these speakers right next to my Eileen Gray Daybed http://www. hammacher.

• does piwowfoti still exist anywhere? Nov 30, 2012

  @bn2b does piwowfoti still exist anywhere?

• Our Brands, Ourselves Nov 30, 2012
• raised that very question and I said let them google! Nov 30, 2012

  @rustyk5 @dankois raised that very question and I said let them google!

• oh no that was reversion to original. i also thought the... Nov 30, 2012

  @rustyk5 oh no that was reversion to original. i also thought the triple seapunk was funny but then it felt like it was too much seapunk.

• MORE WRITING: My book review of Authentic(TM), in which I... Nov 30, 2012

  MORE WRITING: My book review of Authentic(TM), in which I neologize, is alive at Slate. I hope you LOVE IT http://www.

• If Mindy Kaling posted her jokes to Twitter no one would... Nov 30, 2012

  If Mindy Kaling posted her jokes to Twitter no one would ever know that she's repeating herself.

• i meant "exponentially" in the "i don't know a damn thing"... Nov 30, 2012
• come on that thing is totally practical when it comes to... Nov 30, 2012
• math humor is a goddam minefield Nov 30, 2012
• In retrospect the fact that I was walling myself in... Nov 30, 2012

  @chrisbeha In retrospect the fact that I was walling myself in Amontillado-style probably was a sign it was time to go.

• BTW, I'm teasing! I skim your magazine RELIGIOUSLY. Nov 30, 2012

  BTW, I'm teasing! I skim your magazine RELIGIOUSLY.

• The Hammacher Schlemmer discount is awesome if you ever are... Nov 30, 2012

  The Hammacher Schlemmer discount is awesome if you ever are a Woman-Internet chimera hybrid who works there (like @jeremy_keehn ).

• You know what's exponentially better than n+1? n² + 2n + 1! Nov 30, 2012

  You know what's exponentially better than n+1? n² + 2n + 1!

• Wait since I WAS once the Internet at @harpers @nplusonemag... Nov 30, 2012

  Wait since I WAS once the Internet at @harpers @nplusonemag am I a woman this critical meta4 is confusing http://nplusonemag.

• In a loose way it's sort of a companion to... Nov 30, 2012

  In a loose way it's sort of a companion to http://www. themorningnews.

• MORNING EVERYONE I wrote a piece for... Nov 30, 2012

  MORNING EVERYONE I wrote a piece for http://TheMorningNews. org Non Expert: http://www.

• NOW! 50+ media/tech labs in this shared e-z-to-add-to... Nov 29, 2012

  NOW! 50+ media/tech labs in this shared e-z-to-add-to spreadsheet #gid =0" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://docs.

• La Roux maybe it is Nov 29, 2012
• “You like startups and celebrity updates, don't you you... Nov 29, 2012

  “You like startups and celebrity updates, don't you you dirty little piggy piggy pig-person.

• “You want links about Drupal, SEO, and Ted Leonsis! You... Nov 29, 2012

  “You want links about Drupal, SEO, and Ted Leonsis! You filthy filthy little disgusting crawling worm-man!

• Why does every personalized news service think I'm an... Nov 29, 2012

  Why does every personalized news service think I'm an asshole?

• Did you guys all know about the Parsons Journal for... Nov 29, 2012

  Did you guys all know about the Parsons Journal for Information Mapping? cf http://pjim.

• Heaven Can Wait Nov 29, 2012

  Meredith Allen, Atlantic Avenue (bugs bunny), 2000. Courtesy the artist and Lesley Heller Workspace .

• Describe in single words only the good things that come... Nov 29, 2012

  Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... LinkedIn.

• [CUE CREAKY ROBOT NOISES] Nov 29, 2012
• http://www.nbclocalmedialabs.com/ Nov 29, 2012

  http://www. nbclocalmedialabs.

• I created a shared spreadsheet with interesting media labs!... Nov 29, 2012

  I created a shared spreadsheet with interesting media labs! Add to it if you think of any.

• I can't cuz wife has class. Otherwise really wanted to come. Nov 29, 2012

  @elliottholt @RachelFersh @maxfenton @kissane I can't cuz wife has class. Otherwise really wanted to come.

• This is a great idea which if I did not have to make a... Nov 29, 2012

  @rustyk5 This is a great idea which if I did not have to make a living by being here I would jump on pronto.

• god that looks great. Nov 29, 2012

  @rustyk5 god that looks great.

• That's great. This is a nice Internet moment rooted in... Nov 29, 2012

  @rustyk5 That's great. This is a nice Internet moment rooted in places.

• Then again https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/274161710829559... Nov 29, 2012

  Then again https://twitter.

• tell me about the dock again while i sob Nov 29, 2012
• can't compete with my stalled train filled with 200 angry... Nov 29, 2012
• Hot Chip always sounds a little like a cat licking your ear. Nov 29, 2012

  Hot Chip always sounds a little like a cat licking your ear.

• This explains Bradley Manning's diagnosis of Mental... Nov 28, 2012

  This explains Bradley Manning's diagnosis of Mental Cavities.

• I wonder what I should squander my talent on today. Nov 28, 2012

  I wonder what I should squander my talent on today.

• I'm just saying look who lives on the coast and look who... Nov 28, 2012

  I'm just saying look who lives on the coast and look who voted for health care and THEN tell me there's no Jesus.

• Sea levels aren't rising in the real America. Makes you... Nov 28, 2012

  Sea levels aren't rising in the real America. Makes you think.

• My startup idea is to trademark the word "actually" and... Nov 28, 2012

  My startup idea is to trademark the word "actually" and then sue myself for constant infringement.

• Huh. The new edition of Richard Scarry's “What Do People Do... Nov 28, 2012

  Huh. The new edition of Richard Scarry's “What Do People Do All Day?

• At least once every few weeks I think of Mickey Sabbath... Nov 28, 2012

  At least once every few weeks I think of Mickey Sabbath going back to the Jersey Shore and finding his father's cousin.

• I ain't timeshifting shit. Nov 27, 2012

  I ain't timeshifting shit.

• I get the sense it rains a lot wherever Poliça is. Nov 27, 2012

  I get the sense it rains a lot wherever Poliça is.

• Wasn't the real, original stealth startup like billions... Nov 27, 2012

  Wasn't the real, original stealth startup like billions over budget and constantly crashing?

• No dude he's trolling reddit can't be real can't be real... Nov 27, 2012
• "The only matter that matters is winning." —Morris "Beaux"... Nov 27, 2012

  "The only matter that matters is winning.

• They're trading Lailu NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO... Nov 27, 2012
• They think of themselves as a parliament. Nov 27, 2012

  @mubay They think of themselves as a parliament.

• Guys there's a high risk in this discussion of fake sports... Nov 27, 2012

  Guys there's a high risk in this discussion of fake sports that someone will mention Pyramid. Just letting everyone know.

• I just hope to god Shitowski has a plan for Cleveland... Nov 27, 2012

  I just hope to god Shitowski has a plan for Cleveland otherwise I'm burning my season pass. After last year I freaking DOUBT IT.

• How does Shitowski have a JOB when we're 0-49? Can't... Nov 27, 2012

  How does Shitowski have a JOB when we're 0-49? Can't believe this garbage.

• I wish there were a fake sports team we could discuss. The... Nov 27, 2012

  I wish there were a fake sports team we could discuss. The New York Breams or something.

• Goodnight all. Nov 27, 2012

  Goodnight all.

• "Welcome and entertain them all, even if they're a crowd of... Nov 27, 2012

  "Welcome and entertain them all, even if they're a crowd of sorrows.

• You really can't screw around with Rumi. The man had a job... Nov 27, 2012

  You really can't screw around with Rumi. The man had a job to do and he did it.

• Anyway if ever there was a motto for the Internet, it is... Nov 27, 2012

  Anyway if ever there was a motto for the Internet, it is "Welcome and entertain them all, even if they're a crowd of sorrows.

• hah no the only thing that offends me any more is people... Nov 27, 2012
• Welcome and entertain them all! Even if they’re a crowd of... Nov 27, 2012

  Welcome and entertain them all! Even if they’re a crowd of sorrows.

• The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the... Nov 27, 2012

  The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in.

• Still made me laugh. Nov 27, 2012

  @maxfenton Still made me laugh.

• This is all a riff on a poem by Rumi. Nov 27, 2012

  This is all a riff on a poem by Rumi.

• Max this is CLEARLY not my problem. Nov 27, 2012

  @maxfenton Max this is CLEARLY not my problem.

• Lately I keep forgetting things and feel correspondingly... Nov 27, 2012

  Lately I keep forgetting things and feel correspondingly optimistic.

• You see someone confident, not confused, understood and... Nov 27, 2012

  You see someone confident, not confused, understood and well-loved, that person can't remember shit.

• One of the benefits of a great memory is you can always... Nov 27, 2012

  One of the benefits of a great memory is you can always remember what a complete dumbass you've been.

• And then I realized I was basically a dipshit. Nov 27, 2012

  And then I realized I was basically a dipshit.

• And then I realized that I had kind of misprioritized what... Nov 27, 2012

  And then I realized that I had kind of misprioritized what I was worrying over, right?

• Like this one person. I was worried about "reaching" them... Nov 27, 2012

  Like this one person. I was worried about "reaching" them before I died.

• I spent real time the other day worrying about the fact... Nov 27, 2012

  I spent real time the other day worrying about the fact that someone might not grieve if I died. Real moments of my life.

• You as an individual though? I'm so incredibly glad you're... Nov 27, 2012

  You as an individual though? I'm so incredibly glad you're here.

• I actually wish that I could be truly sincere at all times,... Nov 27, 2012

  I actually wish that I could be truly sincere at all times, but you people are the worst.

• I'm so tired I feel sincere. Nov 27, 2012

  I'm so tired I feel sincere.

• Also I agree! He tweaked and prodded when everyone was busy... Nov 26, 2012

  @lia @Choire Also I agree! He tweaked and prodded when everyone was busy sucking up.

• DUDE I KNOW Nov 26, 2012
• If anyone offers me an open-source alternative I will chop... Nov 26, 2012

  If anyone offers me an open-source alternative I will chop them into tiny pieces and push them to origin master.

• In Microsoft Word, "track changes" is actually a device to... Nov 26, 2012
• Nerds, the Libertarian "seastead" sci-fi stories by Naomi... Nov 26, 2012

  Nerds, the Libertarian "seastead" sci-fi stories by Naomi Kritzer in F&amp;amp;SF are fun and darkly hilarious.

• Are there any FREE apps for Android that will design a logo... Nov 26, 2012

  Are there any FREE apps for Android that will design a logo for my business?

• I'm also enjoying this article on Pegging with Arduino. Nov 26, 2012

  I'm also enjoying this article on Pegging with Arduino.

• A serious issue http://ditmaspark.patch.com/blog_posts/accid... Nov 26, 2012

  A serious issue http://ditmaspark. patch.

• https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/273161241751609344 Nov 26, 2012

  @rustyk5 @ftrain @anildash @jkottke https://twitter.

• Are there any good Android apps for kids who choose to... Nov 26, 2012

  Are there any good Android apps for kids who choose to breastfeed after 36 months? Everything else has a "time limit.

• Looking at this baby registry it turns out I have maybe... Nov 26, 2012

  Looking at this baby registry it turns out I have maybe three dozen unexpected opinions on baby products.

• Isn't it time our government did the right thing and... Nov 26, 2012

  Isn't it time our government did the right thing and granted amnesty to scrubs?

• He produced a long rusty studded rod. "This device," he... Nov 26, 2012

  He produced a long rusty studded rod. "This device," he promised, "will connect people with brands.

• If its Monday morning it must be time to huff this baggie... Nov 26, 2012

  If its Monday morning it must be time to huff this baggie of yellowjackets.

• "Tell me that's not [X]" is the perfect hustler's... Nov 26, 2012

  "Tell me that's not [X]" is the perfect hustler's formulation. "Tell me that's not a moneymaker.

• “Dita is mature and sophisticated, beautiful and... Nov 26, 2012

  “Dita is mature and sophisticated, beautiful and approachable,” Mr. Robinson said.

• Did anyone else get the invite on the private beta of... Nov 26, 2012

  Did anyone else get the invite on the private beta of “Tumblr Enterprise? ” What do you think of it?

• I'm sure I meant it at the time is the worst part. Nov 25, 2012

  @rustyk5 I'm sure I meant it at the time is the worst part.

• “I am a fan of your worst work, your most humiliating... Nov 25, 2012

  “I am a fan of your worst work, your most humiliating effort, the poem written on a napkin stained with your tears.

• ”Skeumorphs.” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012

  ”Skeumorphs.

• “The rest of the house is filled with boxes, but the... Nov 25, 2012

  “The rest of the house is filled with boxes, but the kitchen is spotless. That's when you start your productivity blog.

• oh lord I forgot I registered "http://discussionpatterns.com... Nov 25, 2012

  oh lord I forgot I registered " http://discussionpatterns.

• Reading my todo file it seems that I kind of hate Tom... Nov 25, 2012

  Reading my todo file it seems that I kind of hate Tom Friedman.

• “Ricoeuer _(sic.)_ I guess.” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012

  “Ricoeuer _(sic. )_ I guess.

• “Curators, cats, Atlantic Cities editors, and bloggers”... Nov 25, 2012
• “There are names, like Agrippa or Tilly, and there are... Nov 25, 2012

  “There are names, like Agrippa or Tilly, and there are namespaces.

• “An elegy for the textbox.” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012

  “An elegy for the textbox.

• “Make the combinatorial explicit.” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012

  “Make the combinatorial explicit.

• “Userphilia.” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012

  “Userphilia.

• “It has the quality of quality.” #socialtwitter (From a... Nov 25, 2012

  “It has the quality of quality. ” #socialtwitter (From a proposal for a magazine I wanted to start.

• “Puritanism/Writeroom.” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012

  “Puritanism/Writeroom.

• “That n+1 party would end in tears” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012
• “The power of going meta” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012
• “portmanteuing yields geosocial” #socialtwitter Nov 25, 2012
• I am going to reproduce here some of the stupidest things... Nov 25, 2012

  I am going to reproduce here some of the stupidest things I've written in the last three years in my TODO file.

• The sad thing is now that I have all of my TODOs in one... Nov 25, 2012

  The sad thing is now that I have all of my TODOs in one file I can say with some authority that I probably am a crazy person.

• It looks like a really big midcentury sofa for ideas. Nov 25, 2012

  It looks like a really big midcentury sofa for ideas.

• Look at it. It does make me want to stack. I'm not kidding... Nov 25, 2012

  Look at it. It does make me want to stack.

• This DAVID ALLEN COLLECTION: STACKING TRAY is only $149... Nov 25, 2012

  This DAVID ALLEN COLLECTION: STACKING TRAY is only $149 https://secure. davidco.

• Here is an animation to show you how a tickler file works... Nov 25, 2012

  Here is an animation to show you how a tickler file works https://secure. davidco.

• I just received an email but it was in Optima so it didn't... Nov 25, 2012

  I just received an email but it was in Optima so it didn't count.

• I sent myself an email reminding me to love myself, but... Nov 25, 2012

  I sent myself an email reminding me to love myself, but since I was able to do that in less than two minutes I had to erase it.

• I met this girl she was inbox 500 i was like I love you I'm... Nov 25, 2012

  I met this girl she was inbox 500 i was like I love you I'm sorry but the only place for her was in my tickler file.

• People with stuff in their inbox can't understand what I'm... Nov 25, 2012

  People with stuff in their inbox can't understand what I'm going through here.

• HIGH FIVE Nov 25, 2012
• God, inbox zero is so fucking lonely. Here, you're... Nov 25, 2012

  God, inbox zero is so fucking lonely. Here, you're productive, enjoy this big empty screen of not being needed.

• what about GAMES Nov 25, 2012
• This cartoon from OMNI in 1981 would still ring true if the... Nov 25, 2012

  This cartoon from OMNI in 1981 would still ring true if the robots were replaced by people. https://twitter.

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tom6_ceTu9s Nov 25, 2012

  @mattlanger http://www. youtube.

• Please forget I ever said anything nice about capitalism. Nov 25, 2012

  Please forget I ever said anything nice about capitalism.

• "Is your stylish Park Slope home the envy of friends and... Nov 25, 2012

  "Is your stylish Park Slope home the envy of friends and family? If so, @onefinestay may be just the ticket.

• A friend just informed me that the black boxes are actually... Nov 25, 2012

  A friend just informed me that the black boxes are actually orange.

• installing wordpress on blackboxmediaproject right now Nov 25, 2012
• "Some people" Nov 25, 2012
• can we call it black box? And it's just idle chatter... Nov 25, 2012

  @rustyk5 @choire can we call it black box? And it's just idle chatter between pilots ending with a what is that?

• I feel that it's totally fine for me to make fun of plane... Nov 25, 2012

  I feel that it's totally fine for me to make fun of plane crashes because my father was a plane crash.

• because people are boring, rigid, and don't like to work... Nov 25, 2012
• since it would only be about a minute long it would... Nov 25, 2012

  @rustyk5 @choire since it would only be about a minute long it would automatically be 60 times better than most podcasts.

• so manageable Nov 25, 2012
• oh don't get me started on Hitler's schnäck troops Nov 25, 2012
• I mean if they had all died I'd be sad, but thinking of... Nov 25, 2012

  I mean if they had all died I'd be sad, but thinking of that flying bullshit coffin reduced to cinders totally boosted my morning.

• They died doing what they loved, complaining about the... Nov 25, 2012

  They died doing what they loved, complaining about the amenities of an overhyped junket.

• Man this thing appears everywhere.... Nov 25, 2012

  Man this thing appears everywhere. https://twitter.

• How's my spelling? Nov 25, 2012

  How's my spelling?

• It's also not original to say something is not original,... Nov 25, 2012

  It's also not original to say something is not original, @southsouth . Yet we abide.

• Also imagine the media reaction. "Terrible tragedy befalls... Nov 25, 2012

  Also imagine the media reaction. "Terrible tragedy befalls pop princess also a bunch of journalists dead.

• I'm not saying I wanted it to crash as much as putting... Nov 25, 2012

  @southsouth I'm not saying I wanted it to crash as much as putting forth a hypothesis.

• Man if the Rihanna jet had crashed music journalism would... Nov 25, 2012

  Man if the Rihanna jet had crashed music journalism would have been moved forward like five years at once.

• Also, baseball game imagined as a Shakespeare play, 1958:... Nov 24, 2012

  Also, baseball game imagined as a Shakespeare play, 1958: http://ia700807. us.

• Flannery O'Connor reads "A Good Man is Hard To Find" at... Nov 24, 2012

  Flannery O'Connor reads "A Good Man is Hard To Find" at Vanderbilt U in 1959: http://archive. org/download/1950-1959RadioNews/1959-xx-xx-Flannery-OConnor-Vanderbilt-University-Nashville-TN-A-Good-Man-Is-Hard-To-Find.

• Remember when you could step away from the media firehose... Nov 24, 2012

  Remember when you could step away from the media firehose to collect your thoughts WITHOUT rejecting all your friends? 2003?

• In Star Wars when they say, "Luke, you've switched off your... Nov 24, 2012

  In Star Wars when they say, "Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer," is how I feel when I leave my phone at home.

• I'm thankful it's over. Nov 23, 2012

  I'm thankful it's over.

• The music my wife likes in the car always sounds like it... Nov 22, 2012

  The music my wife likes in the car always sounds like it could be performed by gophers in straw hats.

• the ghost of my grandfather just asked me what in the name... Nov 22, 2012
• totally starting a diet RIGHT NOW Nov 22, 2012
• You know if my obituary read "Much dumber version of... Nov 22, 2012

  You know if my obituary read "Much dumber version of Douglas Hofstadter with lots more dick jokes" I'd be cool. Oh and mention my kids.

• If I die in my sleep remember me by my last tweet. Nov 22, 2012

  If I die in my sleep remember me by my last tweet.

• If I die in my sleep remember me by that last tweet. Nov 22, 2012

  If I die in my sleep remember me by that last tweet.

• I wonder if people whose diaper play involves Hostess™... Nov 22, 2012

  I wonder if people whose diaper play involves Hostess™ products will successfully transition to Little Debbie.

• Favorite mustelid: None. Nov 22, 2012

  Favorite mustelid: None.

• Favorite life rule: Love should be easy and work should be... Nov 22, 2012

  Favorite life rule: Love should be easy and work should be hard.

• Favorite editing rules: (1) Get the facts, then cut them;... Nov 22, 2012

  Favorite editing rules: (1) Get the facts, then cut them; (2) Keep like with like; (3) Every sentence is an arrow aiming for a bullseye.

• Obama then refused to spare the life of a Tofurky because... Nov 21, 2012
• When augmented reality starts working every time I leave a... Nov 21, 2012

  When augmented reality starts working every time I leave a room your earpiece will play "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.

• also it's worse when they go "I didn't understand but now I... Nov 21, 2012

  @mattlanger also it's worse when they go "I didn't understand but now I accept that you want to be alone.

• is there anyway you can turn this into a romcom? Offer a... Nov 21, 2012

  @mattlanger is there anyway you can turn this into a romcom?

• In my family the panic started when I got a cat.... Nov 21, 2012

  @mattlanger In my family the panic started when I got a cat. "Wouldn't...

• It's hard when you see all the huge Hollywood blockbusters... Nov 21, 2012

  It's hard when you see all the huge Hollywood blockbusters and realize that money COULD have been used to destroy Christianity.

• You know what Mad Men kind of ruined going home a little... Nov 21, 2012

  You know what Mad Men kind of ruined going home a little drunk and looking in at your sleeping children.

• Dude I am not going to spend an HOUR listening to a podcast... Nov 21, 2012

  Dude I am not going to spend an HOUR listening to a podcast about the attention economy.

• guys really godzilla is the best song... Nov 21, 2012

  guys really godzilla is the best song http://www. youtube.

• shit that was supposed to come later Nov 21, 2012
• Is there a god of passive-aggression? Aphrostyx? Or did I... Nov 21, 2012

  Is there a god of passive-aggression? Aphrostyx?

• i am in an empty office on 5th ave listening to thin lizzy... Nov 21, 2012
• If sweatpants are now fashionable it means that “writer” is... Nov 21, 2012

  If sweatpants are now fashionable it means that “writer” is once again a glamour profession.

• I shouldn't complain. Most people in the world live on one... Nov 21, 2012

  I shouldn't complain. Most people in the world live on one word a day or less.

• I turned in three ~1000wd pieces in the last 10 days. I'm... Nov 21, 2012

  I turned in three ~1000wd pieces in the last 10 days. I'm writing again!

• goddammit will SOMEONE please write an essay about... Nov 21, 2012
• endorse all the things Nov 21, 2012
• Now that sweatpants are fashionable I likely won't be able... Nov 21, 2012

  Now that sweatpants are fashionable I likely won't be able to get them in my size http://tmagazine. blogs.

• I CARED Nov 21, 2012
• i like how the employees are dispatched in moments, all... Nov 21, 2012
• This "Internet culture of niceness" isn't new. I've been... Nov 21, 2012

  This "Internet culture of niceness" isn't new. I've been nice to you assholes for 15 years.

• I identified with the character of Math, the boss. Nov 21, 2012

  @mattlanger I identified with the character of Math, the boss.

• oh fuck no Nov 20, 2012
• yeah baby limn that shit Nov 20, 2012
• “Friend, don't fall into the trap of believing that cats on... Nov 20, 2012

  “Friend, don't fall into the trap of believing that cats on the Internet are more important than non-Internet cats.

• who the hell i say Nov 20, 2012
• Remember Guantanamo? Torture? (No, right, our dude won.)... Nov 20, 2012

  Remember Guantanamo? Torture?

• I was really bummed when I met someone else who identified... Nov 20, 2012

  I was really bummed when I met someone else who identified as a typophile.

• Phone just turned "round corner" into "rapid boner." Since... Nov 20, 2012

  Phone just turned "round corner" into "rapid boner. " Since I'm erotically fixated on text correction it was quickly true.

• guys my wife says that's enough indices for now Nov 19, 2012
• "No entries appear for ‘Wal-Mart’, ‘Bush’, ‘Clinton’,... Nov 19, 2012

  "No entries appear for ‘Wal-Mart’, ‘Bush’, ‘Clinton’, ‘Nader’, or ‘Sex toys’ in the indexes to either volume—because there ARE NO INDEXES.

• nowhere near enough people! Nov 19, 2012

  @eldang nowhere near enough people!

• ...takes us to a section about bacterial numbers in... Nov 19, 2012

  ... takes us to a section about bacterial numbers in infected tissue exposed to hypoxia in the chapter on basic mechanisms in infections.

• The index entry on ‘necrotizing fasciitis’ takes us to the... Nov 19, 2012

  The index entry on ‘necrotizing fasciitis’ takes us to the first page of the appropriate chapter, but ‘necrotizing infections’...

• "The recent success of !!! [has made] the band very... Nov 19, 2012

  "The recent success of !!! [has made] the band very difficult to talk about and virtually impossible to index.

• The scope of their anger is unscanny. Nov 19, 2012

  @consequently The scope of their anger is unscanny.

• "T&amp;H deserves a special award for what must surely be... Nov 19, 2012

  "T&amp;amp;H deserves a special award for what must surely be the most inadequate and appalling index ever to undermine a publication of this kind.

• "To find an entry only to be told to ‘see under’ something... Nov 19, 2012

  "To find an entry only to be told to ‘see under’ something else is a bitter experience. " http://www.

• There are YEARS of people hating on crap indexes. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ISO... Nov 19, 2012

  There are YEARS of people hating on crap indexes. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ISO 999♥♥♥♥♥♥ cc @mariabustillos http://www.

• "In a book entitled Satan, what possible use is the entry... Nov 19, 2012

  "In a book entitled Satan, what possible use is the entry ‘Satan’ with 84 undifferentiated page numbers"?

• guys hold on hold on i'm serious i just found something... Nov 19, 2012

  guys hold on hold on i'm serious i just found something amazing it's this it's here http://www. theindexer.

• one day urbandictionary i will get there first... Nov 19, 2012

  one day urbandictionary i will get there first http://www. urbandictionary.

• or should I say ENVY envious JEALOUS jealousy UMAD Nov 19, 2012
• But that's it for Irish jokes over here. Nov 19, 2012

  But that's it for Irish jokes over here.

• That's pretty much the only Irish joke I know. Oh, and "How... Nov 19, 2012

  That's pretty much the only Irish joke I know. Oh, and "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

• I know so many Irish jokes. What's the Irish definition of... Nov 19, 2012

  @donohoe @jenniferdaniel I know so many Irish jokes. What's the Irish definition of foreplay?

• They had to hire a sysadmin for my intervention. Nov 19, 2012

  They had to hire a sysadmin for my intervention.

• I basically blame the Twitter API for everything now. I... Nov 19, 2012

  I basically blame the Twitter API for everything now. I told everyone I'll stop drinking when rate limits increase.

• I would totally build that tag cloud thing if @sippey's... Nov 19, 2012

  I would totally build that tag cloud thing if @sippey 's army of thugs hadn't taken my family hostage.

• Is there a thing that can make a tag cloud of the words in... Nov 19, 2012

  Is there a thing that can make a tag cloud of the words in follower bios? Because I love you, UX PRODUCT APP DAD.

• I never should have traded in my angle brackets for curly... Nov 19, 2012

  I never should have traded in my angle brackets for curly braces.

• Dear Mom and Dad, I've gone to New York City to productize... Nov 19, 2012

  Dear Mom and Dad, I've gone to New York City to productize corpora. I need to be somewhere I can both map and reduce.

• I realize about myself that I need to productize a corpus... Nov 19, 2012

  I realize about myself that I need to productize a corpus to be happy, ideally 10 TB or larger. I'm parsing Wikipedia to stay calm.

• "Followed by UbuWeb, http://AAAARG.ORG, Tim Carmody and... Nov 19, 2012

  "Followed by UbuWeb, http://AAAARG. ORG, Tim Carmody and anne boyer.

• dude @jenniferdaniel i'm reading a copy of PRINT on the... Nov 19, 2012

  dude @jenniferdaniel i'm reading a copy of PRINT on the train home and http://www. printmag.

• But irony is what defends me from my own narcissism. Nov 19, 2012

  But irony is what defends me from my own narcissism.

• that thing where people actually grow into their chairs and... Nov 19, 2012
• Then again it just all ends up like this:... Nov 19, 2012

  Then again it just all ends up like this: @N05 /6811001132/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. flickr.

• I wish someone would talk shit about Astral Weeks so that... Nov 19, 2012

  I wish someone would talk shit about Astral Weeks so that I'd have a reason not to go to bed.

• This Gentle Giant song intended to evoke catness, called... Nov 18, 2012

  @rustyk5 This Gentle Giant song intended to evoke catness, called Black Cat, will wash away all of the bad thoughts http://open. spotify.

• I can only remain actually angry for like five minutes at a... Nov 18, 2012
• This podcast ep. is called "On seminal British 1970s prog... Nov 18, 2012

  This podcast ep. is called "On seminal British 1970s prog rock band Gentle Giant" @kzsu .

• listen we all know what happened when Cornel West did that... Nov 18, 2012
• Godammit Rusty don't force me to engage with the common... Nov 18, 2012
• Shut up and take my attention! Nov 18, 2012

  Shut up and take my attention!

• Yet it's better than that essay. Nov 18, 2012

  @mattlanger Yet it's better than that essay.

• We are the YOLOtariat. Nov 18, 2012

  We are the YOLOtariat.

• "He taught a course on Pink Floyd during the winter 2010... Nov 18, 2012

  "He taught a course on Pink Floyd during the winter 2010 quarter at UCLA. " cc @mattlanger http://en.

• Actually if you read the Com. Manifesto and replace... Nov 18, 2012

  Actually if you read the Com. Manifesto and replace "proletariat" with "programmers" it still works pretty well.

• Going through my "http://notes.org" file I realize I've... Nov 18, 2012

  Going through my " http://notes. org" file I realize I've been blogging but not publishing anything due to my total hatred of everything.

• A spectre is haunting Palo Alto. Nov 18, 2012

  A spectre is haunting Palo Alto.

• Seriously, @anecdoted, we can do this. Start with an essay... Nov 18, 2012

  Seriously, @anecdoted , we can do this. Start with an essay on whether a founder is a Lenin, Trotsky, or Stalin.

• Is there something that's the opposite of monetizing? Nov 18, 2012

  Is there something that's the opposite of monetizing?

• I just did the numbers on this great startup idea I had and... Nov 18, 2012

  I just did the numbers on this great startup idea I had and it is GUARANTEED to lose only $600,000 a year.

• Got a little drunk and told the cat that big data is just a... Nov 17, 2012

  Got a little drunk and told the cat that big data is just a lot of little data.

• Wilburys Nov 17, 2012
• "The Big Guns" is such a good song.... Nov 17, 2012

  "The Big Guns" is such a good song. http://open.

• Living in a public restroom in China:... Nov 17, 2012

  Living in a public restroom in China: http://offbeatchina.

• IN FOCUS: Plagues in Egypt Nov 17, 2012
• The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses http://www.cracked.com/articl... Nov 17, 2012

  The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses http://www. cracked.

• #amateur #journo #seo Nov 17, 2012
• I am a horseman of the apocalypse. AMA. Nov 17, 2012

  I am a horseman of the apocalypse. AMA.

• COINCIDENCE: BuzzFeed's top piece right now is "43 People... Nov 17, 2012
• Over 90 and PREGNANT?!?!?! Find out WHO Nov 17, 2012

  Over 90 and PREGNANT?!?!?!

• SPONSORED POST: Onan and Swiffer share their clean-up tips... Nov 17, 2012

  SPONSORED POST: Onan and Swiffer share their clean-up tips for SERIOUS spills!!!!!!

• Which Nazarene virgin are you? Nov 17, 2012

  Which Nazarene virgin are you?

• The all-time top 10 rules we love from God Nov 17, 2012
• For people who would have good things happen and who like... Nov 17, 2012

  For people who would have good things happen and who like good things in general, what is the #1 best all-time way to do unto others?

• Let's SEO the Bible! Nov 17, 2012

  Let's SEO the Bible!

• "MySpace is like an extremely beautiful woman who also... Nov 17, 2012

  "MySpace is like an extremely beautiful woman who also possesses the intelligence of a scholar--too much to absorb.

• Actually working in FEMA and waffle houses would make it... Nov 17, 2012

  Actually working in FEMA and waffle houses would make it truly amazing.

• Seriously it's right there--American fitness hegemony,... Nov 17, 2012

  Seriously it's right there--American fitness hegemony, sexual hypocrisy, FA, and union busting. This is the perfect-storm essay.

• but a proper essayist would contextualize same to... Nov 17, 2012
• Oh god that essay has to be called "The Twinkie Defense." Nov 17, 2012

  Oh god that essay has to be called "The Twinkie Defense.

• Okay so has anyone written the media obsession over... Nov 17, 2012

  Okay so has anyone written the media obsession over Broadwell's body plus fat acceptance plus Hostess bankruptcy essay? Salon?

• For executives at content companies it all comes down to... Nov 17, 2012

  For executives at content companies it all comes down to one thing: Loss leadership.

• Something I've noticed: After death writers are brought out... Nov 16, 2012

  Something I've noticed: After death writers are brought out from behind the paywall, free for all to read.

• Yes! I feel this way about media buying, too. Nov 16, 2012

  @shovemedia @livingpixel Yes! I feel this way about media buying, too.

• The page design on this teabagging story is really nice... Nov 16, 2012

  The page design on this teabagging story is really nice http://espn. go.

• " They are looking for a Senior Python Developer with... Nov 16, 2012

  " They are looking for a Senior Python Developer with experience with Git and other object oriented languages.

• That horrible moment when you pull up the Nat'l Chocodile... Nov 16, 2012

  That horrible moment when you pull up the Nat'l Chocodile Reserve and all the guards are at least 150 lbs overweight.

• Thanks to the foresight of Harry Truman we know that no... Nov 16, 2012

  Thanks to the foresight of Harry Truman we know that no matter what happens the National Chocodile Reserve is there.

• Etiquette question: When addressing a lady in a food coöp,... Nov 16, 2012

  Etiquette question: When addressing a lady in a food coöp, must a gentleman remove his bike helmet?

• Guys at @nytimes you really made TIMESCENTER into one word?... Nov 16, 2012

  Guys at @nytimes you really made TIMESCENTER into one word? The answer to this question will determine whether I renew next year.

• Wikipedia monument competition photos as culled by Design... Nov 16, 2012

  Wikipedia monument competition photos as culled by Design Observer http://places. designobserver.

• OH GOD GHOSTS ARE REAL. Is what I briefly thought until I... Nov 15, 2012

  OH GOD GHOSTS ARE REAL. Is what I briefly thought until I realized that my son is wearing glow-in-the-dark pajamas.

• I'm a sucker for a happy Amiga story.... Nov 15, 2012

  I'm a sucker for a happy Amiga story. http://cabel.

• Today i learned the word “spatchcocking.”... Nov 15, 2012

  Today i learned the word “spatchcocking. ” http://nyti.

• I think so because they seem to have done their IRS... Nov 15, 2012

  @tharsheblows I think so because they seem to have done their IRS homework and gotten good advisors, but anything like that is risky.

• I wrote a short piece for http://NYMag.com about Occupy,... Nov 15, 2012

  I wrote a short piece for http://NYMag. com about Occupy, moms, and scaling websites: http://nymag.

• Just opened the mail to find a box of rubbers plus a copy... Nov 15, 2012

  Just opened the mail to find a box of rubbers plus a copy of Adrienne Rich's "The Fact of a Doorframe. " Guess Obama sent me the wrong gift.

• "Second person narrative enthralling you"... Nov 15, 2012

  "Second person narrative enthralling you" http://www. theonion.

• And their signs are entertaining. Nov 14, 2012

  @mike_mill89 And their signs are entertaining.

• I like them too! The organization is really fun. Nov 14, 2012

  @mike_mill89 I like them too! The organization is really fun.

• On the bright side, this place in Sheepshead Bay is totally... Nov 14, 2012

  On the bright side, this place in Sheepshead Bay is totally insane and amazing: http://www. nydailynews.

• The McGraw Hill tech bookstore, too. And the Strand... Nov 14, 2012

  The McGraw Hill tech bookstore, too. And the Strand Downtown.

• Coliseum too, near Columbus Circle when it had the basement. Nov 14, 2012

  Coliseum too, near Columbus Circle when it had the basement.

• The Dover Books bookstore on the 9th floor of 180 Varick... Nov 14, 2012

  The Dover Books bookstore on the 9th floor of 180 Varick St. just popped into my head.

• marty stauffer taught me that i could love something while... Nov 14, 2012
• The golden-cheeked warbler....the swamp... Nov 14, 2012

  The golden-cheeked warbler.... the swamp bear...

• God I love this. As a kid I used to make cassette tapes... Nov 14, 2012

  @anecdoted God I love this. As a kid I used to make cassette tapes impersonating him allowing his daughter to be eaten.

• The silence of Marty Stauffer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?... Nov 14, 2012

  The silence of Marty Stauffer. http://www.

• Big Problems, Little Solutions: For the New Occupy, Size Is Everything Nov 14, 2012
• I'm glad that this Elmo thing is over. It would have been... Nov 14, 2012

  I'm glad that this Elmo thing is over. It would have been tragic if this was how kids learned that he's not a natural redhead.

• That last tweet was not a cornball dad joke but rather a... Nov 14, 2012

  That last tweet was not a cornball dad joke but rather a subtle grammar test. Did you pass?

• November 2012: From general election to General's erections. Nov 14, 2012

  November 2012: From general election to General's erections.

• yeah this sucks Nov 13, 2012
• Biden also has a big data Nov 13, 2012
• Everything we know about Obama's Big Data... Nov 13, 2012

  Everything we know about Obama's Big Data http://www. propublica.

• Being a dad is awesome. For example, did you know New... Nov 12, 2012

  Being a dad is awesome. For example, did you know New Balance makes suits?

• Q trains are running lowercase this morning. Nov 12, 2012

  Q trains are running lowercase this morning.

• When you need a reminder of just how much worse things... Nov 12, 2012

  When you need a reminder of just how much worse things could be, try the full D-day broadcast day in mp3 http://archive.

• Reading his resignation letter to the CIA it's obvious that... Nov 11, 2012

  Reading his resignation letter to the CIA it's obvious that Petraeus is tortured by guilt, in addition to all the other torture.

• $:) Nov 11, 2012
• occupy now feeding fema workers Nov 11, 2012
• Okay so that was the park. Some crabapples got chewed. Some... Nov 11, 2012

  Okay so that was the park. Some crabapples got chewed.

• We are getting out of our pajamas and putting on socks and... Nov 11, 2012

  We are getting out of our pajamas and putting on socks and jackets and going to the motherfreaking PARK.

• dude mike had like a rage episode? and smashed all our grow... Nov 11, 2012

  @jcfossella dude mike had like a rage episode? and smashed all our grow lights?

• BTW--the Python question was about nesting flat lists of #,... Nov 11, 2012

  BTW--the Python question was about nesting flat lists of #, ##, ###, ### (etc. ) markdownish headers into a hierarchy of &amp;lt;section/&amp;gt;s.

• Someone just came for the pie. Do you have a carload of pie... Nov 11, 2012

  Someone just came for the pie. Do you have a carload of pie she said.

• you're awesome! I'd reached that point where I was totally... Nov 11, 2012

  @kiserene @poundifdef @randometc you're awesome! I'd reached that point where I was totally staring at the screen.

• Unrelated: In python, how would one go from... Nov 11, 2012

  Unrelated: In python, how would one go from [1,2,3,3,4,4,2,1] to [1,[2,[3,3, [4,4]],2],1]? I've got a recursive groupby thing that fails.

• and convert them to godless homosexualism with our pasta Nov 11, 2012
• People have been saying that our values aren't real values.... Nov 11, 2012

  People have been saying that our values aren't real values. I hope some day, if they need it, we can make those people a hot meal.

• Watching all these gay, or straight, or godless, or... Nov 11, 2012

  Watching all these gay, or straight, or godless, or mixed-race families cook for strangers, I feel that our values are okay, you know?

• i think it'll get out there tomorrow (with a crate of... Nov 11, 2012
• apparently occupy had the pie, but had to clear out from a... Nov 11, 2012

  apparently occupy had the pie, but had to clear out from a church, and now it's here. with maybe 100 lbs of rice and beans.

• somehow we have 200 slices of apple pie from the colbert... Nov 11, 2012
• Man that was a fast bus. Nov 9, 2012

  Man that was a fast bus.

• Jk I'm not proposing intertransit genocide we all need to... Nov 9, 2012
• People on other buses are vermin and must be killed for the... Nov 9, 2012

  People on other buses are vermin and must be killed for the security of my bus.

• Guys my bus is here! I'll be home in a jiffy! My bus is the... Nov 9, 2012

  Guys my bus is here! I'll be home in a jiffy!

• Where the hell is my bus I'm serious. Nov 9, 2012

  Where the hell is my bus I'm serious.

• I mean there's something about a bus at night, like an... Nov 9, 2012

  I mean there's something about a bus at night, like an aquarium crossed with a galleon. I mean to hell with Uber.

• Sometimes you're waiting for a bus in Brooklyn and you look... Nov 9, 2012

  Sometimes you're waiting for a bus in Brooklyn and you look at buildings and street signs and think, "good job everybody.

• I thought old soldiers were supposed to fade away. Nov 9, 2012

  I thought old soldiers were supposed to fade away.

• I'm launching a line of General Petraeus-themed... Nov 9, 2012

  I'm launching a line of General Petraeus-themed prophylactics. They'll be called "Surge Protectors.

• More awesome on Obama banner ads with @matt_creamer and... Nov 9, 2012

  More awesome on Obama banner ads with @matt_creamer and @heyitsal http://bit.

• Ben Austen in Grantland on the Bills (I'm like "the Bills"... Nov 9, 2012

  Ben Austen in Grantland on the Bills (I'm like "the Bills" like I give a shit, but I love Ben and Grantland) http://www. grantland.

• The Romney campaign didn't fail; it just was alpha.... Nov 8, 2012

  The Romney campaign didn't fail; it just was alpha. http://ace.

• I wish I'd been an album designer in the 1970s. "I need to... Nov 7, 2012

  I wish I'd been an album designer in the 1970s. "I need to use the repro stand to make two more copies of this jester.

• Computing is an endless and joyful reminder of humanity's... Nov 7, 2012

  Computing is an endless and joyful reminder of humanity's ability to learn and try new things.

• The web banners of my biz partner @heyitsal turned clicks... Nov 7, 2012

  The web banners of my biz partner @heyitsal turned clicks into VOTES. NEVER underestimate the power of design.

• I'm really excited about the new retina Obama. Nov 6, 2012

  I'm really excited about the new retina Obama.

• Somewhere Randy Newman is writing a song about this. Nov 6, 2012

  Somewhere Randy Newman is writing a song about this.

• “@elopez_nyc: so much twitter ink wasted - Exit Polls: Most... Nov 6, 2012

  “ @elopez_nyc : so much twitter ink wasted - Exit Polls: Most Voters Decided Before Debates # http://nyti.

• ♫It's the most binders full day of the year.♫ Nov 6, 2012

  ♫It's the most binders full day of the year.

• I'm so happy after voting I might just take the day off and... Nov 6, 2012

  I'm so happy after voting I might just take the day off and have an abortion.

• Voted! With wife and baby twins. And neighbors. And Working... Nov 6, 2012

  Voted! With wife and baby twins.

• Paul Ryan concession speech: "It's been a long, long race.... Nov 6, 2012

  Paul Ryan concession speech: "It's been a long, long race. But to me it feels like only two and a half hours.

• The web doctor will be here soon to check you for meebos. Nov 5, 2012

  The web doctor will be here soon to check you for meebos.

• okay folks line up and drop your paywalls and we'll see if... Nov 5, 2012
• hello teenage america Nov 5, 2012
• oh god @michelet just reminded all the old voting machines... Nov 5, 2012
• I'll start printing tweets. Nov 5, 2012

  @harrisj I'll start printing tweets.

• Twist, twist, twist, KA-CHUNK is the sound of my NYC voting... Nov 5, 2012

  Twist, twist, twist, KA-CHUNK is the sound of my NYC voting machine tomorrow. Then the SWISH of the curtain.

• Twist, twist, twist, KA-CHUNK is the sound of my NYC voting... Nov 5, 2012

  Twist, twist, twist, KA-CHUNK is the sound of my NYC voting machine tomorrow. Then the curtain SWISH.

• NYC is exhaling slowly. My kids are home getting a bath.... Nov 5, 2012

  NYC is exhaling slowly. My kids are home getting a bath.

• Asimov's Foundation trilogy broadcast in eight parts by the... Nov 5, 2012

  Asimov's Foundation trilogy broadcast in eight parts by the BBC in 1973 http://archive.

• If you build your house on an ancient Indian wedding ground... Nov 5, 2012

  If you build your house on an ancient Indian wedding ground do you wake up in the middle of the night suddenly happy?

• “At a certain point you have to decide how far you want to... Nov 4, 2012

  “At a certain point you have to decide how far you want to nail your own coffin shut. ” http://www.

• After all the community good feeling this reminded me that... Nov 4, 2012

  After all the community good feeling this reminded me that it's still the Brooklyn I love and understand. https://twitter.

• What if the entire Internet was a plot by Democrats? Nov 4, 2012

  What if the entire Internet was a plot by Democrats?

• What if Internet comments were a plot by Democrats to... Nov 4, 2012

  What if Internet comments were a plot by Democrats to distract Republicans?

• Man, this comments section really set me straight on... Nov 4, 2012

  Man, this comments section really set me straight on climate change. I'm gonna go tell the guys in the 3-mile line for gas.

• Not that I'm not grateful. Nov 3, 2012

  Not that I'm not grateful.

• Completely unrelated to anything anyone cares about,... Nov 3, 2012

  Completely unrelated to anything anyone cares about, attempting to parse Wikimedia markup is the damnedest thing I've ever tried.

• Also, http://www.wnyc.org/articles/wnyc-news/2012/oct/30/how... Nov 2, 2012

  @rustyk5 @anildash @jkottke @megnut Also, http://www. wnyc.

• has donation ideas. Bringing new stuff like Purell and... Nov 2, 2012

  @rustyk5 @anildash has donation ideas. Bringing new stuff like Purell and crayons and a basketball to shelter was welcomed.

• The more I think about this the more I think it's right. It... Nov 2, 2012

  @chrisfahey @anildash The more I think about this the more I think it's right. It will give Today show a hook to extend coverage.

• There's a mile+ line for gas outside. We're giving away all... Nov 2, 2012

  There's a mile+ line for gas outside. We're giving away all the Purell, batteries, diapers, toys, etc.

• For one La Manchan, windmills loom large Nov 1, 2012
• Okay done sorry. Nov 1, 2012

  Okay done sorry.

• Pilgrims, making progress #NYTBooks Nov 1, 2012
• For one German ex-soldier, a Kampf he can finally call... Nov 1, 2012
• For Sophie, a most challenging conundrum #NYTBooks Nov 1, 2012
• Like me, Black #NYTBooks Nov 1, 2012
• The power, yes--but also the glory #NYTBooks Nov 1, 2012
• A lunch, served *au naturel* #NYTBooks Nov 1, 2012
• After eating, a prayer--and love #NYTBooks Nov 1, 2012
• WNYC did such an amazing job all storm.... Nov 1, 2012

  WNYC did such an amazing job all storm. http://www.

• "This would undoubtedly have been the scene of many... Oct 30, 2012

  "This would undoubtedly have been the scene of many Beowulfy type activities. " http://www.

• Dear NYC: I'm going remember the last few days when tax... Oct 30, 2012

  Dear NYC: I'm going remember the last few days when tax time comes, and seal the envelope with a kiss.

• Beauty and the Beast with Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca... Oct 30, 2012

  Beauty and the Beast with Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca "already in production. " Droid teapot.

• When you wish upon a ____ _____. Oct 30, 2012

  When you wish upon a ____ _____.

• http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/10/hurricane-sandy-a... Oct 30, 2012

  #img14 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. theatlantic.

• What the park slope chickens did to tear us apart the storm... Oct 30, 2012

  What the park slope chickens did to tear us apart the storm did to bring us together.

• Imagining Loverboy at the Marriott, reflecting on life. Oct 29, 2012

  Imagining Loverboy at the Marriott, reflecting on life.

• Journey w/guests Pat Benatar feat. Neil Giraldo &amp;... Oct 29, 2012

  Journey w/guests Pat Benatar feat. Neil Giraldo &amp;amp; Loverboy at Barclays Center cancelled due to Hurricane Sandy.

• I'm glad 25% of books will have one publisher. Literary... Oct 29, 2012

  I'm glad 25% of books will have one publisher. Literary efficiencies will make it easier for everyone to enjoy great prose.

• NYCGov just put out a silver alert for King Lear. Oct 29, 2012

  NYCGov just put out a silver alert for King Lear.

• Lot of nanowrimo authors just started to contemplate... Oct 28, 2012

  Lot of nanowrimo authors just started to contemplate setting their vampire sex scenes during a big storm.

• I hope Travis Bickle is still alive to see this. Oct 28, 2012

  I hope Travis Bickle is still alive to see this.

• They're learning their series ABCs. Oct 28, 2012

  They're learning their series ABCs.

• My one-year-old twins keep saying "app" to each other. If... Oct 28, 2012

  My one-year-old twins keep saying "app" to each other. If they can show me a prototype I'll consider an investment.

• I keep turning to my wife and saying in a creepy voice,... Oct 28, 2012

  I keep turning to my wife and saying in a creepy voice, "storm's coming.

• On King's Highway a poster for a disco night reads "Attire:... Oct 27, 2012

  On King's Highway a poster for a disco night reads "Attire: Neon.

• A better term for "opportunity cost" is "ego tax." Oct 27, 2012

  A better term for "opportunity cost" is "ego tax.

• The word "traffic" has one root in an Italian verb meaning... Oct 27, 2012

  The word "traffic" has one root in an Italian verb meaning "touch repeatedly, handle. " http://www.

• Eva Tanguay just doesn't care. Oct 26, 2012

  Eva Tanguay just doesn't care.

• I think "Words are Not For Hurting" should be required... Oct 26, 2012

  I think "Words are Not For Hurting" should be required reading for every comments section http://www. freespirit.

• The Tropical Storm Shandy sucks as a drink. Oct 25, 2012

  The Tropical Storm Shandy sucks as a drink.

• Great story about a broke dude getting Shanghai'd into a... Oct 25, 2012

  Great story about a broke dude getting Shanghai'd into a shitty brand campaign for shitty Ultimat Vodka http://opinionator. blogs.

• If I were suddenly transported back to ancient Rome I would... Oct 24, 2012

  If I were suddenly transported back to ancient Rome I would spend days trying to guess the wireless password.

• it's almost like technology is a set of shared tribal... Oct 24, 2012
• So weird to watch that while reading the How Google Tests... Oct 24, 2012

  So weird to watch that while reading the How Google Tests Software book. WHY ISN'T THERE ONE SINGLE WAY TO DO THINGS?

• Useful video: How Etsy scales, at Monktoberfest, by @rafeco... Oct 24, 2012

  Useful video: How Etsy scales, at Monktoberfest, by @rafeco http://redmonk.

• Me: what is ETL again? @rafeco: It just means "Perl." Oct 24, 2012

  Me: what is ETL again? @rafeco : It just means "Perl.

• The #strataconf at the Hilton is CROWDED. Nice work Edd. Oct 24, 2012

  The #strataconf at the Hilton is CROWDED. Nice work Edd.

• Here's the page in a 1905 Gleanings in Bee Culture that... Oct 23, 2012

  Here's the page in a 1905 Gleanings in Bee Culture that breaks news of the Wright bros. flight: #page /36/mode/1up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://archive.

• Reminding me of this, from when I launched the archive in... Oct 23, 2012

  Reminding me of this, from when I launched the archive in 2007: http://www. ftrain.

• NOTE: @jeremy_keehn led a revamp of http://harpers.org.... Oct 23, 2012

  NOTE: @jeremy_keehn led a revamp of http://harpers. org.

• Merely by playing this game you are asserting the existence... Oct 23, 2012

  Merely by playing this game you are asserting the existence of a penultimate frisbee.

• How many wives does Romney have? Oct 22, 2012

  How many wives does Romney have?

• Oh yah let's have the government invest in thinktanks. Oct 22, 2012

  Oh yah let's have the government invest in thinktanks.

• The Wire really taught me so much about how to... Oct 22, 2012

  The Wire really taught me so much about how to compartmentalize my guilt.

• Five blocks from the Times yet I can't watch the Timescast. Oct 22, 2012

  Five blocks from the Times yet I can't watch the Timescast.

• 49th St Chipotle crowded with suits as Chris Isaak dub... Oct 22, 2012

  49th St Chipotle crowded with suits as Chris Isaak dub remix plays. Love and guacamole both cost extra.

• FINALLY at 9:25AM Grub Street: Hentrification: Park Slope... Oct 22, 2012

  FINALLY at 9:25AM Grub Street: Hentrification: Park Slope Chickens Threaten to Tear Neighborhood Apart http://newyork. grubstreet.

• i found the reason people are all upset about chickens in... Oct 22, 2012

  i found the reason people are all upset about chickens in Park Slope http://assets. nydailynews.

• Daily news: "What the peck." NYMag has something about... Oct 22, 2012

  Daily news: "What the peck. " NYMag has something about beaks.

• "Chickens Threaten to Divide Park Slope Community" could... Oct 22, 2012

  "Chickens Threaten to Divide Park Slope Community" could have been "HENTRIFICATION! " http://www.

• About a week ago a friend said, "When are you going to... Oct 21, 2012

  About a week ago a friend said, "When are you going to actually DO something again? " Hopefully I'll be able to sleep again soon.

• On the Q: woman with headphones plays piano on her handbag... Oct 19, 2012

  On the Q: woman with headphones plays piano on her handbag (working pedals) and a lady and man with a bottle of wine headed to a party.

• People who did not come to the party.... Oct 19, 2012

  People who did not come to the party. https://twitter.

• brb licking dipping sauce off a "real man" @kfc_colonel. Oct 18, 2012

  brb licking dipping sauce off a "real man" @kfc_colonel .

• "Look, Abraham, sometimes you have to kill your babies."... Oct 18, 2012

  "Look, Abraham, sometimes you have to kill your babies.

• "Attention Newsweek Staffers: Business Insider Is Hiring A... Oct 18, 2012

  "Attention Newsweek Staffers: Business Insider Is Hiring A Senior Editor! " #ixzz29fHWdNbU " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• Put your hands up this is a caketaking. Oct 18, 2012

  Put your hands up this is a caketaking.

• Most things that aim for viral just end up fungal. Oct 18, 2012

  Most things that aim for viral just end up fungal.

• I'm ashamed to admit I really like the Katy Perry cover of... Oct 18, 2012

  I'm ashamed to admit I really like the Katy Perry cover of "See How We Are.

• Is this birthday party inherently social? Oct 18, 2012

  Is this birthday party inherently social?

• A Creepshots subreddit but it's all @fireland and @kfan in... Oct 18, 2012
• As long as the rich folks are happy we'll be okay. Oct 18, 2012

  As long as the rich folks are happy we'll be okay.

• I think too much about cost-per-things. Clicks, words,... Oct 17, 2012

  I think too much about cost-per-things. Clicks, words, cats, heartbeats, laughs, thoughts, etc.

• Google has a Symbolics box (turned off) and a working NeXT... Oct 17, 2012

  Google has a Symbolics box (turned off) and a working NeXT in their NY lobby I am entranced.

• I keep sending out resumes but no one is acquihiring. Oct 17, 2012

  I keep sending out resumes but no one is acquihiring.

• "I'm all for pipelines." "I appreciate windjobs in Iowa." Oct 16, 2012

  "I'm all for pipelines. " "I appreciate windjobs in Iowa.

• Today we are all factcheckers. Oct 16, 2012

  Today we are all factcheckers.

• More coal jobs! Oct 16, 2012

  More coal jobs!

• these are the shittiest battle emcees i have ever seen Oct 16, 2012
• 10.7 percent divided by 5 points is 12 million Oct 16, 2012

  10.

• OH GOD HE'S 20 HIS SUIT MY HEART IS BREAKING Oct 16, 2012
• Always sad when the sweet wonky anticipation of a Timescast... Oct 16, 2012

  Always sad when the sweet wonky anticipation of a Timescast ends and the horrible actual debate begins.

• They're reading one-tweet-per-page full color printouts at... Oct 16, 2012

  They're reading one-tweet-per-page full color printouts at the Times again. WHOA THERE'S A CHART WITH LIKE A BILLION DOTS ABOUT POLITICS.

• "Experts weigh in" is a bad teaser for an article, unless... Oct 16, 2012

  "Experts weigh in" is a bad teaser for an article, unless they actually are weighed on scales.

• Man come November I am sure gonna miss the Timescasts. Oct 16, 2012

  Man come November I am sure gonna miss the Timescasts.

• expired I mean Oct 16, 2012
• Absolute thought leadership corrupts absolutely. Oct 15, 2012

  Absolute thought leadership corrupts absolutely.

• man just like that i lost my ability to advocate against... Oct 15, 2012
• Has anyone ever had @Dropbox erase shared folders from... Oct 15, 2012

  Has anyone ever had @Dropbox erase shared folders from everyone's machine when one person renames them? Can't find support for it.

• I was going to write 3,000 wds about saving longform... Oct 14, 2012
• Bringing down an ancient but well-behaved server. "Last... Oct 14, 2012

  Bringing down an ancient but well-behaved server. "Last login: Tue Nov 18 12:47:17 2008.

• Oh longform journalism baby please come back i promise it's... Oct 14, 2012
• Is there any company where you can only create 10... Oct 14, 2012

  Is there any company where you can only create 10 Word/Excel documents per year and each addtl doc is a $500 chargeback?

• there were other secret letters sent letters floral scented... Oct 11, 2012
• ah paul ryan talking about car crashes in front of biden is... Oct 11, 2012
• I hope no one says the code word that turns Ryan into a... Oct 11, 2012

  I hope no one says the code word that turns Ryan into a killing machine.

• does biden have extra teeth? like sixty of them? Oct 11, 2012

  does biden have extra teeth? like sixty of them?

• doesn't nuclear war end the debate basically? Oct 11, 2012

  @michaelroston doesn't nuclear war end the debate basically?

• don't think of their testicles Oct 11, 2012
• WHOA transition from corpse urination to American values Oct 11, 2012
• This format clearly favors Biden because he can not wear... Oct 11, 2012

  This format clearly favors Biden because he can not wear pants.

• While I mock I really enjoyed the NYT pre-game show on the... Oct 11, 2012

  While I mock I really enjoyed the NYT pre-game show on the debate.

• OMG these ladies on TV are thoughtful and read newspapers. Oct 11, 2012

  OMG these ladies on TV are thoughtful and read newspapers.

• my god this is like seventeen dollars in color ink at 600... Oct 11, 2012
• social media chat in the nytimes reading tweets printed out... Oct 11, 2012
• a guy in khakis just took a left. baseball game on. tall... Oct 11, 2012

  a guy in khakis just took a left. baseball game on.

• i am truly enjoying watching people work in the background... Oct 11, 2012

  i am truly enjoying watching people work in the background of the live NYT pre-debate broadcast. there's a lot of action.

• How many hours of broadcast video are just automated... Oct 11, 2012

  How many hours of broadcast video are just automated panning over web pages?

• WHERE THE HELL is my fivethirtyeight web screenshot B-roll... Oct 11, 2012

  WHERE THE HELL is my fivethirtyeight web screenshot B-roll oh there it is thank God http://www. youtube.

• when i see video of the inside of the NYT i have this... Oct 11, 2012

  when i see video of the inside of the NYT i have this fantasy of the dudes at pentagram getting stoned and going "...

• The beta NYTimes recommendation engine knows a kind of... Oct 11, 2012

  The beta NYTimes recommendation engine knows a kind of scary amount about what I'm reading http://beta620. nytimes.

• brb advising Oct 11, 2012
• a big part of Octotasking is talking about Octotasking... Oct 11, 2012
• Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking... Oct 11, 2012

  Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking Octotasking.

• “I’m octotasking,” said one, speaking on the phone.... Oct 11, 2012

  “I’m octotasking,” said one, speaking on the phone. http://www.

• I will pay you $400, @awl, if you let me write your next... Oct 10, 2012

  I will pay you $400, @awl , if you let me write your next Taco Bell ad.

• Also the news business is also the prediction business? Oct 9, 2012

  @michaelroston @columbiasipa Also the news business is also the prediction business?

• the better you are with data the more valuable you are all... Oct 9, 2012

  @michaelroston @columbiasipa the better you are with data the more valuable you are all over the place.

• It's maybe three years before some young "edgy" digital ad... Oct 8, 2012

  It's maybe three years before some young "edgy" digital ad agency calls themselves The Barksdale Organization.

• There is infinite variety in my recreational puzzles,... Oct 7, 2012

  There is infinite variety in my recreational puzzles, especially when I cannot sleep. EOM.

• In the basement of a huge crumbling Victorian of all things... Oct 7, 2012

  In the basement of a huge crumbling Victorian of all things a great boat anchor too heavy for three men to lift.

• Somehow the 2nd-story dance studio opened in 1978 survives,... Oct 7, 2012

  Somehow the 2nd-story dance studio opened in 1978 survives, eating half the daughters and occasional sons.

• The man who owns the health food store, his wife left with... Oct 7, 2012

  The man who owns the health food store, his wife left with their car, everafter he rode a woman's bicycle, the bell was very sad.

• A room for laundry. A backyard with cabbages. A garage... Oct 7, 2012

  A room for laundry. A backyard with cabbages.

• Living somewhere dark at night. Doing recreational math on... Oct 7, 2012

  Living somewhere dark at night. Doing recreational math on Big Chief tablets.

• First chilly day of fall and all of a sudden the cats... Oct 7, 2012

  First chilly day of fall and all of a sudden the cats remember that I live here and have a lap.

• LUNCHTIME. Closing the document and gonna ride my bike to... Oct 5, 2012

  LUNCHTIME. Closing the document and gonna ride my bike to Sheepshead Bay to hit Roll'n Roaster.

• The third one is supposed to be undebate format, and Obama... Oct 5, 2012

  The third one is supposed to be undebate format, and Obama is going to show how you can amend the constitution with Arduino.

• This Warcraft state senate thing is like a Republican... Oct 5, 2012

  This Warcraft state senate thing is like a Republican party/social justice mashup.

• There *has* to be a better term than "thought leader." What... Oct 5, 2012

  There *has* to be a better term than "thought leader. " What thoughts?

• Reuters Innovations http://innovations.reuters.com/ Oct 5, 2012

  Reuters Innovations http://innovations. reuters.

• this persona totally wants to engage with advertising Oct 4, 2012
• that's when his face explodes and we're all trapped inside... Oct 4, 2012
• smashing against train windows pooping horribly Oct 4, 2012
• train can out of a tunnel Oct 4, 2012
• Rebranding myself from writer to artisanal paragraphier. Oct 4, 2012

  Rebranding myself from writer to artisanal paragraphier.

• A new version of Ghost but instead of pottery he plays... Oct 4, 2012

  A new version of Ghost but instead of pottery he plays Angry Birds.

• If the debates were about subjects that Americans care... Oct 4, 2012

  If the debates were about subjects that Americans care about it would be 45 minutes pussy 45 minutes weed.

• A website so viral that the government intervenes and... Oct 4, 2012

  A website so viral that the government intervenes and stores it in a secure compound. A movie about attempts to unleash it.

• But I ask you, Who middle manages the middle management? Oct 4, 2012

  But I ask you, Who middle manages the middle management?

• Michael Bay could moderate. Oct 4, 2012

  Michael Bay could moderate.

• This morning I feel like a public good. Public transit,... Oct 4, 2012

  This morning I feel like a public good. Public transit, books, the Internet, abortions, schools, and some dot in there is me.

• I have discovered some shocking truths about speech-to-text... Oct 2, 2012

  I have discovered some shocking truths about speech-to-text software. It is URGENT that you why why you hung bing bang goo goo dogs.

• I went to a Quaker meeting house to see if I could hook up... Oct 2, 2012

  I went to a Quaker meeting house to see if I could hook up with girls, but totally got Friends-zoned.

• cool Oct 2, 2012
• Man if I had one of those MacArthur grants I would buy SO... Oct 2, 2012
• The weirdest thing I've heard in a while is this 1967 Radio... Oct 2, 2012

  The weirdest thing I've heard in a while is this 1967 Radio Peking propaganda about Maoist computers https://ia600306. us.

• right, those are all beard places. Oct 2, 2012

  @rustyk5 right, those are all beard places.

• Bald dudes with beards in sweaters at ad agencies is this a... Oct 2, 2012

  Bald dudes with beards in sweaters at ad agencies is this a thing or is my patternmatching apparatus broken?

• The Etsy/Twitter engineer exchange program is so awesome... Oct 2, 2012

  The Etsy/Twitter engineer exchange program is so awesome and potentially helpful http://codeascraft. etsy.

• i guess i mean i have relatively few secrets Oct 2, 2012
• "Perhaps she will develop deep feelings of attachment for... Oct 2, 2012

  "Perhaps she will develop deep feelings of attachment for electrified grids. " http://thenewinquiry.

• Is anyone reasonably excited any more? Oct 1, 2012

  Is anyone reasonably excited any more?

• Vest is a verb, never a noun. Oct 1, 2012

  Vest is a verb, never a noun.

• today my tweets tomorrow your powerpoints Oct 1, 2012
• Acquihiring is like when pets die. "Fi.do was sick so we... Oct 1, 2012

  Acquihiring is like when pets die. "Fi.

• The things I could accomplish in life if there wasn't... Oct 1, 2012

  The things I could accomplish in life if there wasn't always a comments section.

• A TV show where I pretend to be a teacher and scold various... Oct 1, 2012

  A TV show where I pretend to be a teacher and scold various websites, as puppets, about experience crimes.

• guys STOP sending emails about new followers hey slideshare... Oct 1, 2012

  guys STOP sending emails about new followers hey slideshare get BACK here and why are YOU laughing storify?

• this is new to me and i can get behind it Oct 1, 2012
• that thing where all of a sudden and for no particular... Oct 1, 2012
• every two hours I throw 'em a pack of luckies and a live... Oct 1, 2012
• This Atlantic article about surviving as a mom when you can... Oct 1, 2012

  This Atlantic article about surviving as a mom when you can only afford one nanny is really important.

• It's okay to look at phones while being a parent dammit... Oct 1, 2012

  It's okay to look at phones while being a parent dammit http://blogs. wsj.

• i ain't retweeting shit Oct 1, 2012
• That's exactly what I've been thinking about. They're all... Oct 1, 2012

  @rustyk5 That's exactly what I've been thinking about. They're all influential but somewhat alienated people.

• Stage theories are cool http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stage_t... Oct 1, 2012

  Stage theories are cool http://en. wikipedia.

• and i like stupid puns Sep 27, 2012
• i'm too busy to read that tweet what video is it Sep 26, 2012
• I don't have time to download that what is it Sep 26, 2012
• squinting and slow-nodding Sep 26, 2012
• If I had a magazine about the Semantic Web I would call it... Sep 26, 2012

  If I had a magazine about the Semantic Web I would call it TRIPLE THREAT.

• Yeah it's a lot worse than I even remembered. It's from... Sep 26, 2012

  @ScrewsHampden Yeah it's a lot worse than I even remembered. It's from 2000 but more 90s than Windows 95.

• Who are the really smart small brand strategy and... Sep 26, 2012

  Who are the really smart small brand strategy and communications shops in NYC right now WHO I MUST KNOW.

• here you go right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uwyCG... Sep 26, 2012

  @ScrewsHampden here you go right here http://www. youtube.

• In my head since yesterday: Come come my lady. Sep 26, 2012

  In my head since yesterday: Come come my lady.

• has there ever been a movie where a spy pretends to be a... Sep 25, 2012

  has there ever been a movie where a spy pretends to be a doctor and tells a dude YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO LIVE and kills him? cuz cool.

• ten years ago we all would have been ashamed of gangam style Sep 25, 2012
• My life is my art, which is why I'm so afraid of... Sep 25, 2012

  My life is my art, which is why I'm so afraid of deaccession.

• "Tech scene staples" are what I like to pound into my... Sep 25, 2012

  "Tech scene staples" are what I like to pound into my eyeballs. http://betabeat.

• This sudden memory of all the suits that I wore out of the... Sep 25, 2012

  This sudden memory of all the suits that I wore out of the store.

• I just woke up thinking that a cupcake is a cake for an... Sep 24, 2012

  I just woke up thinking that a cupcake is a cake for an attention economy.

• Oh man the Harbor Bay sample sale is a real downer. Sep 24, 2012

  Oh man the Harbor Bay sample sale is a real downer.

• The top 25 things I cling to Sep 24, 2012
• At the @buzzfeed offices tonight I kept enumerating things.... Sep 24, 2012

  At the @buzzfeed offices tonight I kept enumerating things. These are the three best urinals at Buzzfeed.

• Nothing says lifetime of bad choices like a changing-room... Sep 24, 2012

  Nothing says lifetime of bad choices like a changing-room mirror.

• Impressed that the Atlantic had the foresight to create a... Sep 24, 2012

  Impressed that the Atlantic had the foresight to create a new url shortener at http://qz.

• Who will speak for the brands? Sep 24, 2012

  Who will speak for the brands?

• Every time my wife and I stay in a nice hotel we get... Sep 22, 2012

  Every time my wife and I stay in a nice hotel we get mistaken for the help. Desk here just told her that she could use the service elevator.

• Suggestions for breakfast near downtown Providence (with... Sep 21, 2012

  Suggestions for breakfast near downtown Providence (with babies)?

• And just like that the city shut down our awesome daycare.... Sep 21, 2012

  And just like that the city shut down our awesome daycare. Anyone in Ditmas know a place that takes under-2s for a few days a week?

• Brooklyn. It has come to this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Sep 19, 2012

  Brooklyn. It has come to this.

• I want to be known as a revisionary. Sep 19, 2012

  I want to be known as a revisionary.

• When I look at this picture I feel like the dealer in the... Sep 19, 2012

  When I look at this picture I feel like the dealer in the world's weirdest blackjack game http://www. nytimes.

• If you think this is steamy wait until you read the sequel,... Sep 19, 2012

  If you think this is steamy wait until you read the sequel, *Security Audit. * https://twitter.

• quora i don't even http://www.quora.com/Do-silverfish-eat-hu... Sep 19, 2012

  quora i don't even http://www. quora.

• Coffeescript writes better JavaScript than I do. Sep 19, 2012

  Coffeescript writes better JavaScript than I do.

• The kitchen's on fire send more cooks. Sep 18, 2012

  The kitchen's on fire send more cooks.

• In an Internet of shittiness this is the shittiest... Sep 17, 2012

  In an Internet of shittiness this is the shittiest http://www. wnd.

• This situation isn't unfair. It's just optimized for rich,... Sep 17, 2012

  This situation isn't unfair. It's just optimized for rich, attractive people.

• just add the word social to any one of them and see what... Sep 17, 2012
• Look at the great product work poets are doing:... Sep 17, 2012

  Look at the great product work poets are doing: http://www. poetryfoundation.

• Clive James on product placement in poetry... Sep 17, 2012

  Clive James on product placement in poetry http://www. poetryfoundation.

• isn't everything ignorance management? poets would make... Sep 17, 2012

  isn't everything ignorance management? poets would make good ignorance managers.

• That latest update converted all my ASCII porn to EBCDIC... Sep 17, 2012

  That latest update converted all my ASCII porn to EBCDIC and a night of steamy scrolling has turned into a lesson in codepages.

• Ignorance Management is a thing.... Sep 17, 2012

  Ignorance Management is a thing. http://en.

• http://mlkshk.com/p/JFRN Sep 17, 2012

  @bizweekgraphics http://mlkshk.

• “It's Susan now.” http://mlkshk.com/r/JEZA Sep 17, 2012

  “It's Susan now. ” http://mlkshk.

• ““Start on the image of all the white babies!””... Sep 17, 2012

  ““Start on the image of all the white babies! ”” http://www.

• “But nothing ever seems to get better here.”... Sep 17, 2012

  “But nothing ever seems to get better here. ” http://www.

• Silence purchased with Cheerios is still silence. Sep 16, 2012

  Silence purchased with Cheerios is still silence.

• I kept saying "paralyze" when I meant to say "parallelize"... Sep 16, 2012

  I kept saying "paralyze" when I meant to say "parallelize" and it turns out I wasn't wrong.

• I came here to chew bubblegum, and I have a LOT of... Sep 15, 2012

  I came here to chew bubblegum, and I have a LOT of bubblegum.

• Would meth help me organize my Dropbox? Because I'm... Sep 15, 2012

  Would meth help me organize my Dropbox? Because I'm desperate.

• Nice playground but will it scale? Sep 15, 2012

  Nice playground but will it scale?

• Plus we could pay some writers to stop writing, like... Sep 15, 2012

  @maxfenton @tharsheblows @kissane @rogre @tealtan Plus we could pay some writers to stop writing, like soybean farmers. Everyone wins.

• Building an Internet business is easy. Just find something... Sep 15, 2012

  Building an Internet business is easy. Just find something fun and make it suck.

• the fact that spotify has a karaoke version of cantaloop by... Sep 15, 2012
• Wait us3 is collaborating with akala? england what is... Sep 15, 2012

  Wait us3 is collaborating with akala? england what is happening?

• For some writers it would be helpful if someone else did... Sep 15, 2012

  @maxfenton @tharsheblows @kissane @rogre @tealtan For some writers it would be helpful if someone else did the kickstartering.

• The other song that really works for bathroom-cleaning is... Sep 15, 2012

  The other song that really works for bathroom-cleaning is "Cry Little Sister.

• Which means I have been skipping over "Guns in the Sky" for... Sep 15, 2012

  Which means I have been skipping over "Guns in the Sky" for more than 20 years.

• I have used INXS's Kick as bathroom-cleaning music for over... Sep 15, 2012

  I have used INXS's Kick as bathroom-cleaning music for over 20 years.

• The source for a golang Tetris includes unicode box... Sep 14, 2012

  The source for a golang Tetris includes unicode box drawings, because you know the source is always UTF-8 https://github. com/nsf/gotris/blob/master/gotris.

• Installing Ubuntu on an iMac feels great. It's like I pull... Sep 14, 2012

  Installing Ubuntu on an iMac feels great. It's like I pull up in my Escalade, you look in, and see a dozen drunken monkeys and no driver.

• right around then the entire culture confused "freedom"... Sep 14, 2012
• I'm moving to the cloud Sep 14, 2012
• Timeline generated with a google docs backend... Sep 14, 2012

  Timeline generated with a google docs backend #explorer " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://timeliner. reclinejs.

• This page is basically the Android naming convention... Sep 14, 2012

  This page is basically the Android naming convention roadmap http://pinterest.

• Little Debbie wedding cakes, etc, on Pinterest:... Sep 14, 2012

  Little Debbie wedding cakes, etc, on Pinterest: http://pinterest.

• Whoa http://okfnlabs.org/ is awesome. Sep 14, 2012

  Whoa http://okfnlabs. org/ is awesome.

• Just about sweater vest season get ready ladies. Sep 13, 2012

  Just about sweater vest season get ready ladies.

• I'm addicted to cognitive behavioral therapy. Now what? Sep 13, 2012

  I'm addicted to cognitive behavioral therapy. Now what?

• I obsess over my deviations from the norm, and yet for my... Sep 13, 2012

  I obsess over my deviations from the norm, and yet for my friends those are a footnote to the list of reasons that they love me.

• Nothing complicated. Me: Do you miss Lebanon? Him: What is... Sep 13, 2012

  Nothing complicated. Me: Do you miss Lebanon?

• Cabbie a Lebanese guy fired from AT&amp;T a few years ago.... Sep 13, 2012

  Cabbie a Lebanese guy fired from AT&amp;amp;T a few years ago. Lives in Bay Ridge 15 yrs.

• Seriously guys XML is too verbose but TechCrunch is okay? Sep 12, 2012

  Seriously guys XML is too verbose but TechCrunch is okay?

• On the other hand are inscribed the words I will say at my... Sep 12, 2012

  On the other hand are inscribed the words I will say at my death. It reads:On the other hand are inscribed the words I will say at my death.

• On one hand, if I take the train it takes forever, but i... Sep 12, 2012

  On one hand, if I take the train it takes forever, but i won't have to be online.

• asynchronous callbacks, socks, deciding between cab or... Sep 12, 2012
• god i hate a lot of things tonight. like doubled adjectival... Sep 12, 2012

  god i hate a lot of things tonight. like doubled adjectival phrases i.

• In the mirror every day I want you to say to yourself "no... Sep 12, 2012

  In the mirror every day I want you to say to yourself "no more verticals.

• If I had a writing career I'd totally be giving up on it... Sep 12, 2012

  If I had a writing career I'd totally be giving up on it tonight.

• Next person who mentions Radiolab dies. Sep 12, 2012

  Next person who mentions Radiolab dies.

• i'm on week three of developing my bookmarklet. the wild... Sep 12, 2012

  i'm on week three of developing my bookmarklet. the wild DOM is cruel and wily.

• Congratulations to Evil and the entire Evil team! You... Sep 12, 2012

  Congratulations to Evil and the entire Evil team! You really worked for your success.

• Each test case is getting a "priority" column ranked 1/2/3... Sep 12, 2012

  Each test case is getting a "priority" column ranked 1/2/3 with conditional formatting in different colors because YOLO.

• just had an argument over whether it's legacy enterprise or... Sep 12, 2012
• “What do you recommend for parsing tweets?”... Sep 12, 2012

  “What do you recommend for parsing tweets? ” #ca " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://nlp.

• “According to this theory, Bin Laden was pretending to be... Sep 11, 2012

  “According to this theory, Bin Laden was pretending to be planning an attack to distract from Saddam Hussein. ” http://www.

• My Terms of Service prohibit this. Sep 11, 2012

  My Terms of Service prohibit this.

• "Guys, vomit is not a toy." Is something I said this... Sep 11, 2012

  "Guys, vomit is not a toy. " Is something I said this morning as I ran with paper towels.

• A tension economy Sep 10, 2012
• “'It’s like an incubator,' says Ryan Turri, a resident and... Sep 10, 2012

  “'It’s like an incubator,' says Ryan Turri, a resident and aspiring beef jerky magnate. ” http://www.

• NYT op-trolling: “A nanny is just what New York City, and... Sep 10, 2012

  NYT op-trolling: “A nanny is just what New York City, and the rest of America, needs. ” http://www.

• “Mr. Pietsch said he accepted the job “after two deep... Sep 10, 2012

  “Mr. Pietsch said he accepted the job “after two deep breaths.

• Dear folks at @oxfordamerican: @rogerdhodge is an excellent... Sep 10, 2012

  Dear folks at @oxfordamerican : @rogerdhodge is an excellent boss. I worked for him for six years and loved it.

• so who is the giant bearded dude in... Sep 10, 2012

  @anildash so who is the giant bearded dude in http://www. grantland.

• I forgot--its after Labor day, so chubby guys can wear... Sep 10, 2012

  I forgot--its after Labor day, so chubby guys can wear cheap plaid shirts again.

• “There are 2.38 million Joneses in the US but a whopping... Sep 10, 2012

  “There are 2. 38 million Joneses in the US but a whopping 92.

• "Solid and reliable for years," said Samuel Clay, founder... Sep 10, 2012

  "Solid and reliable for years," said Samuel Clay, founder of http://newsblur. com.

• “Google rolled an ice cream truck through one area, as a... Sep 10, 2012

  “Google rolled an ice cream truck through one area, as a woman on a loudspeaker enticed residents to register. ” http://www.

• “*1:36* Lionel is wearing shiny copper pants, and that is... Sep 10, 2012

  “*1:36* Lionel is wearing shiny copper pants, and that is something I would like to show you right now:” http://www. grantland.

• I was using Mechanical Turk to have people phone me and... Sep 9, 2012

  I was using Mechanical Turk to have people phone me and whisper, “momento mori,” but it's even cheaper to automate.

• Mitt Romney has the sort of name that invading aliens say... Sep 9, 2012

  Mitt Romney has the sort of name that invading aliens say all at once. “We are president now Mittromney.

• You know I really don't regret time spent not writing. It... Sep 8, 2012

  You know I really don't regret time spent not writing. It was okay to just hang back.

• Sometimes you see a set of protocols and think, “I know,... Sep 8, 2012

  Sometimes you see a set of protocols and think, “I know, I'll centralize them into a single service. ” Now you have one problem.

• Well this answers my questions about @anywhere... Sep 8, 2012

  Well this answers my questions about @anywhere https://dev. twitter.

• Sometimes the cup sippies you. Sep 8, 2012

  Sometimes the cup sippies you.

• Adulthood has often about learning the limits of my own... Sep 8, 2012

  Adulthood has often about learning the limits of my own humility. Will I accept this and move on, or keep both shame and pride?

• Reading old stuff I wrote it's unsettling how little I've... Sep 8, 2012

  Reading old stuff I wrote it's unsettling how little I've changed. The same dramas, except now they're funny.

• Let them have dreams, not roles. A vending machine filled... Sep 7, 2012

  Let them have dreams, not roles. A vending machine filled with doggies, a boat powered by splashing, and everything chewable.

• People ask about gender differences between the twins. Tell... Sep 7, 2012

  People ask about gender differences between the twins. Tell them our little girl can fly while our son rides tigers.

• Not so much trolling as playing. Sep 7, 2012

  Not so much trolling as playing.

• I apologize for the miscommunication actually I AM here to... Sep 7, 2012

  I apologize for the miscommunication actually I AM here to fuck around.

• "I...accept...Rails....” Sep 7, 2012

  "I... accept...

• I want to do a really cheesy, annoying deathbed conversion.... Sep 7, 2012

  I want to do a really cheesy, annoying deathbed conversion. “I can see Tom Bombadil and he is CHEERFUL.

• Not only do these philosophers know nothing but they admit... Sep 7, 2012

  Not only do these philosophers know nothing but they admit it.

• Ludwig Wittgenstein tearfully admitted that the “Big Book”... Sep 7, 2012

  Ludwig Wittgenstein tearfully admitted that the “Big Book” is actually the Holy Bible. http://en.

• If Georg Cantor had bothered to do automated unit testing... Sep 7, 2012

  If Georg Cantor had bothered to do automated unit testing no one would have needed Bertrand Russell to come in and QA.

• One thing the humanities and sciences can agree on is that... Sep 7, 2012

  One thing the humanities and sciences can agree on is that philosophy is ridiculous.

• Related: Check out this shithot list of thought experiments... Sep 7, 2012

  Related: Check out this shithot list of thought experiments on the pēd #Famous_thought_experiments " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en. wikipedia.

• The person sent into space was not a twin but actually a... Sep 7, 2012

  The person sent into space was not a twin but actually a cousin! http://en.

• I'm thinking about how you could fake the results of other... Sep 7, 2012

  I'm thinking about how you could fake the results of other thought experiments. RESEARCHERS FOUND THAT THE ROOM WAS NOT CHINESE.

• I was on mute talking QA and walked across the East River... Sep 7, 2012

  I was on mute talking QA and walked across the East River towards the Freedom Tower. If I live in the future then what am I waiting for.

• I imagine the conference call company as an enormous cavern... Sep 7, 2012

  I imagine the conference call company as an enormous cavern where shrieking crows roost in old speakers.

• snap judging Sep 7, 2012
• 2 kids (one a tall teen the other 9), walking along sharing... Sep 7, 2012

  2 kids (one a tall teen the other 9), walking along sharing a single pair of headphones, makes me want to high-five the sunshine.

• you all know how good that jessie ware album is right? Sep 7, 2012

  you all know how good that jessie ware album is right?

• Founder is a polite way of saying boss. Sep 7, 2012

  Founder is a polite way of saying boss.

• Scroll wheel in a remote terminal window ladies and... Sep 6, 2012

  Scroll wheel in a remote terminal window ladies and gentlemen!

• But Palatino is a display typeface. Sep 6, 2012

  But Palatino is a display typeface.

• Very skinny people with very big headphones. Sep 6, 2012

  Very skinny people with very big headphones.

• Instead of causing mass carnage with a hugocopter I should... Sep 5, 2012

  Instead of causing mass carnage with a hugocopter I should have given $37 to help a village get a well http://2. dashes.

• I THINK those are dolphins. I can't tell through the smoke.... Sep 5, 2012

  I THINK those are dolphins. I can't tell through the smoke.

• Oh god the @anildash hug-o-copter just crashed into a boat... Sep 5, 2012

  Oh god the @anildash hug-o-copter just crashed into a boat filled with schoolkids and crashed into the East River.

• Happy birthday to @anildash look outside what's that... Sep 5, 2012

  Happy birthday to @anildash look outside what's that landing it's the HUG-o-copter.

• I think this is the 20th anniversary of me hating Dinesh... Sep 5, 2012

  I think this is the 20th anniversary of me hating Dinesh D'Souza.

• Calling your friend who was in special ops and whispering... Sep 5, 2012

  Calling your friend who was in special ops and whispering "time to kill" is NOT funny and I apologize to the affected families.

• “For D’Souza, to be an American is to have an apt... Sep 5, 2012

  “For D’Souza, to be an American is to have an apt relationship to whites. ” http://www.

• If I got drunk with Totoro I'd be all like, “Totoro, what's... Sep 4, 2012

  If I got drunk with Totoro I'd be all like, “Totoro, what's it all about?

• “They talked about how there is now a large difference... Sep 4, 2012

  “They talked about how there is now a large difference between what is monetizable and what is actually valuable. ” http://www.

• Waiting at the Church ave stop for a Q in light rain... Sep 4, 2012

  Waiting at the Church ave stop for a Q in light rain surrounded by crickets and murmuring people. https://twitter.

• Episode 5: Paul Ford Sep 4, 2012
• It's easy to spot amateurs. They're the ones giving advice. Sep 4, 2012

  It's easy to spot amateurs. They're the ones giving advice.

• App idea: Angrdollr. Tap it every time I get angry at tv.... Sep 4, 2012

  App idea: Angrdollr. Tap it every time I get angry at tv.

• Officer I can mansplain this. Sep 4, 2012

  Officer I can mansplain this.

• You might say I BROKE the cabinet lock but I say that I... Sep 4, 2012

  You might say I BROKE the cabinet lock but I say that I have an opportunity to learn to FIX the cabinet lock where are you going.

• “He is impervious to reason, and the only thing that can... Sep 3, 2012

  “He is impervious to reason, and the only thing that can impress him is the toe of a thick-soled Number Nine boot. ” http://www.

• This Spring + MongoDB "Hello World" example... Sep 3, 2012

  This Spring + MongoDB "Hello World" example http://www. mkyong.

• it is sad, but it leaves a rich legacy of legacy Sep 3, 2012
• the yellow wallpaper is sort of like a feminist tron Sep 3, 2012
• I need to relax so I just changed my desktop background to... Sep 3, 2012

  I need to relax so I just changed my desktop background to a soothing "Yellow Wallpaper. " OH NO MY GOD.

• oh dudes i have some sad news about... Sep 3, 2012

  oh dudes i have some sad news about AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean https://jira. springsource.

• This shows up in Google http://memegenerator.net/instance/90... Sep 3, 2012

  This shows up in Google http://memegenerator.

• My name is AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean: Look on my... Sep 3, 2012

  My name is AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

• AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean is a “Convenient proxy... Sep 3, 2012

  AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean is a “Convenient proxy factory bean superclass for proxy factory beans that create only singletons.

• When faced with a problem, ask yourself: How would I do... Sep 2, 2012

  When faced with a problem, ask yourself: How would I do this in Struts?

• I just need to calm down and remember that the web is now... Sep 2, 2012

  I just need to calm down and remember that the web is now exclusively for large teams of enterprise developers.

• Screw it, falling back to web intents, whatever in god's... Sep 2, 2012

  Screw it, falling back to web intents, whatever in god's name those are.

• Nerds, in the Twitter @anywhere postbox is there any way to... Sep 2, 2012

  Nerds, in the Twitter @anywhere postbox is there any way to have the character count take t. co shortening into account?

• One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there... Sep 2, 2012

  One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead http://www. deadmilkmen.

• Who will speak for the professors? Sep 2, 2012

  Who will speak for the professors?

• Wake up America. Sep 2, 2012

  Wake up America.

• man i miss leslie Sep 1, 2012
• ten years ago this was the weirdest possible thing you... Sep 1, 2012

  ten years ago this was the weirdest possible thing you could do http://mirrorproject.

• write code that evaluates asynchronously? Why does everyone... Sep 1, 2012

  write code that evaluates asynchronously?

• “Muscle and pluck forever!” —Whitman Aug 31, 2012

  “Muscle and pluck forever!

• I'm writing some opinionated software. It thinks I'm an... Aug 31, 2012

  I'm writing some opinionated software. It thinks I'm an asshole.

• I wanted to be a couch doctor but couldn't hack the... Aug 30, 2012

  I wanted to be a couch doctor but couldn't hack the two-year residency requirement.

• This is almost as bad as The Eiger Sanction. Aug 30, 2012

  This is almost as bad as The Eiger Sanction.

• never expected romney to ride a horse onto the stage... Aug 30, 2012
• Paul Ryan has that "I ask that the media respect the... Aug 30, 2012

  Paul Ryan has that "I ask that the media respect the privacy of my family" look in his eyes.

• BREAKING: John McCain Just Blew His Brains Out During RNC... Aug 29, 2012

  BREAKING: John McCain Just Blew His Brains Out During RNC Speech http://www. theonion.

• this thing is going to go full cannibal frenzy any moment... Aug 29, 2012
• Q: Do you like creating documents like this inventory of... Aug 29, 2012

  Q: Do you like creating documents like this inventory of Open Source components for corporate? A: (Ashamed) Yes.

• are there any systems thinkers in the house tonight Aug 28, 2012
• Do people still write bookmarklets? Or is it basically all... Aug 28, 2012

  Do people still write bookmarklets? Or is it basically all Chrome plugins now?

• My wife and I just clarified the difference between "you... Aug 28, 2012

  My wife and I just clarified the difference between "you misunderstood me about the dishwasher" and "you just never listen.

• Do you like hearing the phrase "come to mama" repeated so... Aug 28, 2012

  Do you like hearing the phrase "come to mama" repeated so often that you'll LOSE YOUR MIND? Then I have some videos.

• Loompanics shut down, and now someone has taken over the... Aug 27, 2012

  Loompanics shut down, and now someone has taken over the domain: http://www. loompanics.

• Glad I had that extra cup of coffee before getting on this... Aug 27, 2012

  Glad I had that extra cup of coffee before getting on this incredibly slow train.

• in the attention economy 448484848484 Aug 27, 2012
• If you search for “binary” on google it says “About... Aug 27, 2012

  If you search for “binary” on google it says “About 0b1001000111101001100001000000 results” #hl =en&amp;q=binary" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www. google.

• This is my new favorite bigint:... Aug 27, 2012

  This is my new favorite bigint: http://canalstintegers.

• http://canalstintegers.com is THE integer service for... Aug 27, 2012

  http://canalstintegers.

• I'm trying to reduce the number of domains I own and... Aug 27, 2012

  @CaseyG I'm trying to reduce the number of domains I own and @aaronsw wanted it, so I gave it to him.

• Awesome via @adampasick: “Illegitimi non carborundum”... Aug 27, 2012

  Awesome via @adampasick : “Illegitimi non carborundum” http://en. wikipedia.

• This post on a single HTML attribute (contenteditable=true)... Aug 27, 2012

  This post on a single HTML attribute (contenteditable=true) has ballooned into like 700 separate blog posts. How do people blog?

• WND: "Author links hurricane to policies toward Israel"... Aug 26, 2012

  WND: "Author links hurricane to policies toward Israel" http://www. wnd.

• A friend facing a tough deadline: "You know that feeling... Aug 26, 2012

  A friend facing a tough deadline: "You know that feeling when you eat a whole pizza just to get through the next minute?

• Huh https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/239768967412072449/pho... Aug 26, 2012

  Huh https://twitter.

• "Time to paint your ass white and run with the antelope."... Aug 26, 2012

  "Time to paint your ass white and run with the antelope. " (Shut up and do what you're told.

• three poems by dad in counterpunch:... Aug 26, 2012

  three poems by dad in counterpunch: http://www. counterpunch.

• 34 Trickster Gods http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Tric... Aug 25, 2012

  34 Trickster Gods http://en. wikipedia.

• "In America, loneliness can become like the blueness of the... Aug 25, 2012

  "In America, loneliness can become like the blueness of the sky. " http://tinyurl.

• no one takes me seriously Aug 24, 2012
• trends in navbars please Aug 24, 2012
• Bertelsmann could merge with HarperCollins or Penguin.... Aug 24, 2012

  Bertelsmann could merge with HarperCollins or Penguin. Think of the efficiencies for readers and writers!

• London Integers claims times 9 and turns the web into a... Aug 23, 2012

  London Integers claims times 9 and turns the web into a massive decentralized fizzbuzz implementation http://revdancatt.

• Right, I'm gonna go give a couple hundred bucks to Planned... Aug 23, 2012

  Right, I'm gonna go give a couple hundred bucks to Planned Parenthood and stay away from the Internet for a while.

• Free speech is HARD but I believe that our rights grant ALL... Aug 23, 2012

  Free speech is HARD but I believe that our rights grant ALL Republicans the right to support rape.

• I always give 110 percent, which now that I think about it... Aug 23, 2012

  I always give 110 percent, which now that I think about it is a high rate for a literary agent.

• My wife: "http://Ftrain.com has 500 Facebook fans! You're... Aug 23, 2012

  My wife: " http://Ftrain. com has 500 Facebook fans!

• dad people twitter is basically 7 to 8AM EST Aug 23, 2012
• I think I'm better than I used to be at deferring to... Aug 23, 2012

  I think I'm better than I used to be at deferring to others, although it's not really my place to say.

• also the internet is bigger and meaner than in 1997 and has... Aug 23, 2012
• what i'm realizing from writing this second blog post is... Aug 23, 2012
• The path that leads to the grove of the Furies? I followed... Aug 23, 2012

  The path that leads to the grove of the Furies? I followed the path and I tell you this: On the way to the grove you'll pass the Fates.

• CBS radio workshop 50s radio adaptation of Spoon River... Aug 23, 2012

  CBS radio workshop 50s radio adaptation of Spoon River Anthology http://archive. org/download/CBSRadioWorkshop/CBSrw_57-06-02_ep70-Epitaphs-Spoon_River_Anthology.

• Where are @Elmer, @Herman, @Bert, @Tom and... Aug 23, 2012

  Where are @Elmer , @Herman , @Bert , @Tom and @Charley , ... Where are @Ella , @Kate , @Mag , @Lizzie and @Edith ...

• Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me,... Aug 22, 2012

  Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you?

• Just started working on my next BLOG POST about the HTML... Aug 22, 2012

  Just started working on my next BLOG POST about the HTML attribute “contenteditable='true'”—very nerdy. Tomorrow?

• The source code for Whoosh is really pleasant if you like... Aug 22, 2012

  The source code for Whoosh is really pleasant if you like reading search engines: https://bitbucket.

• thanks for pting that out; fixed. Aug 21, 2012

  @patr1ck @danbri thanks for pting that out; fixed.

• There IS room in our culture for mashup/API pornography.... Aug 21, 2012

  There IS room in our culture for mashup/API pornography. "Allow me to introduce you," he said, "to the firehose.

• Wait Evernote has a "hot coffee" mode? Aug 21, 2012

  Wait Evernote has a "hot coffee" mode?

• this is a recording Aug 21, 2012
• "Public speaking is likely to be an important aspect of... Aug 21, 2012

  "Public speaking is likely to be an important aspect of Neil deGrasse Tyson's work. " OMGTRUE!

• Neil deGrasse Tyson astrological birth chart... Aug 21, 2012

  Neil deGrasse Tyson astrological birth chart http://famous-relationships. topsynergy.

• Sometimes reading about the history of ancient Greek... Aug 21, 2012

  Sometimes reading about the history of ancient Greek technology leaves me tired and feverish. That's why there's Antikytheraflu.

• Enjoying thoughts of paragraph performance review. "So you... Aug 21, 2012

  Enjoying thoughts of paragraph performance review. "So you manage six sentences, and how are they doing?

• Turns out some paragraphs have to die. Aug 21, 2012

  Turns out some paragraphs have to die.

• "Rotary Dial," a blog post about phone rotary dials in... Aug 21, 2012

  "Rotary Dial," a blog post about phone rotary dials in response to the "no one blogs any more" challenge: http://ftra. in/rotary-dial.

• the web is still bigger than apple Aug 21, 2012
• still blogging Aug 20, 2012
• Ready for more KILL FEE? Editor/PI Ford Fordson uncovers a... Aug 20, 2012

  Ready for more KILL FEE? Editor/PI Ford Fordson uncovers a Tumblr-to-book deal gone violently, sexually wrong.

• I'M BLOGGING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yD8JyaVvY&fea... Aug 20, 2012

  I'M BLOGGING https://www. youtube.

• BRB BLOGGING Aug 20, 2012
• Dark underbelly is a really weird term when you think about... Aug 20, 2012
• Rotary Dial Aug 20, 2012

  Image: Telephone Desk Stand, U. S.

• too ethnic Aug 20, 2012
• Welcome to the world of KILL FEE, the story of an editor/PI... Aug 20, 2012

  Welcome to the world of KILL FEE, the story of an editor/PI drawn into the dark underbelly of book deals gone very very bad.

• Sure, you hate typos. But do you hate them enough to kill? Aug 20, 2012

  Sure, you hate typos. But do you hate them enough to kill?

• Somewhere in the bottom of some lake there is a pair of... Aug 20, 2012

  Somewhere in the bottom of some lake there is a pair of Kate Bush's shoes.

• headed home to my BLOG Aug 20, 2012
• oh shit i'm not helping Aug 20, 2012
• AND YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE FREAKS. SINCERONIC. Aug 20, 2012

  AND YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE FREAKS. SINCERONIC.

• Just to be clear "I trust him to sell us the API we... Aug 20, 2012

  Just to be clear "I trust him to sell us the API we deserve" is intended to be totally ironic AND totally sincere. Sinronic.

• BOOOOOOOOO we'll have no sippey-bashing in these here... Aug 20, 2012

  @adowson @sippey BOOOOOOOOO we'll have no sippey-bashing in these here parts. I trust him to sell us the API we deserve.

• I first read that as being at a restaurant being @sippey... Aug 20, 2012

  @adowson I first read that as being at a restaurant being @sippey which is totally different.

• I use this server for biatch processing. Aug 20, 2012

  I use this server for biatch processing.

• Dude, the TED of writing is basically any book with a colon... Aug 20, 2012

  @mattlanger Dude, the TED of writing is basically any book with a colon in the title. We just forgive print more easily.

• What's the point of this manicule? Aug 20, 2012

  What's the point of this manicule?

• it was an innocent time http://kottke.org/98/09/people-i-wou... Aug 20, 2012

  it was an innocent time http://kottke.

• Then again, I could just use tumblr to post pictures of... Aug 20, 2012

  Then again, I could just use tumblr to post pictures of tweets.

• Resubscribing to DIARY-L@LISTS.HAWAII.EDU Aug 20, 2012

  Resubscribing to DIARY-L @LISTS . HAWAII.

• Remembering how to blog. Paragreps? Santañces? It's like... Aug 20, 2012

  Remembering how to blog. Paragreps?

• First piece tomorrow about meetings or maybe dial... Aug 20, 2012

  First piece tomorrow about meetings or maybe dial telephones, 500+ words.

• If folks want to go LEAGUE OF INDIE BLOGGERS I'm down. I am... Aug 20, 2012

  If folks want to go LEAGUE OF INDIE BLOGGERS I'm down. I am here and my wife says it's okay if I really have to.

• "we need the TED of writing" -- commenter at... Aug 20, 2012

  "we need the TED of writing" -- commenter at http://www. tbray.

• Blogging DOES combine the good parts of being alone,... Aug 20, 2012

  Blogging DOES combine the good parts of being alone, getting yelled at, and sysadminning. On the plus side, people resent you.

• Reading @tbray on where the bloggers are:... Aug 20, 2012

  Reading @tbray on where the bloggers are: http://www. tbray.

• well that diet lasted about five hours Aug 20, 2012
• Thighs like a royal stag ; Four canine teeth pure white;... Aug 20, 2012

  Thighs like a royal stag ; Four canine teeth pure white; White ūrṇā curl that emits light between eyebrows #The_32_Signs_of_a_Great_Man " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en. wikipedia.

• I come back to @nedbat's page on Python parsers at least... Aug 20, 2012

  I come back to @nedbat 's page on Python parsers at least once every year and it's awesome http://nedbatchelder. com/text/python-parsers.

• For many women it seems that life itself is spent trying to... Aug 20, 2012

  For many women it seems that life itself is spent trying to swim away from Dick Island.

• This is a universal truth. Everything you can do in life... Aug 20, 2012

  This is a universal truth. Everything you can do in life has a Dick Island.

• Bill Hicks on comedy: “Never leave Dick Island...swim... Aug 20, 2012

  Bill Hicks on comedy: “Never leave Dick Island... swim offshore, but always make sure you know where it is.

• goodnight moon is shorter on ambien Aug 19, 2012
• If I had a coupla million bucks I'd basically do the exact... Aug 19, 2012

  If I had a coupla million bucks I'd basically do the exact same thing but thinner.

• the moment when the first html is generated and hits the... Aug 18, 2012
• I like to spin my son around and yell KID ON THE COB and... Aug 18, 2012

  I like to spin my son around and yell KID ON THE COB and pretend to eat him. Because it's summer, guys.

• This essay in TMN about swimming is a fine essay:... Aug 18, 2012

  This essay in TMN about swimming is a fine essay: http://www. themorningnews.

• if i was your age i'd have hated me too Aug 18, 2012
• take comfort that after there are no more books we'll still... Aug 18, 2012
• Another myth that needs shattering is that lemurs avoid... Aug 18, 2012

  Another myth that needs shattering is that lemurs avoid women who are PMSing.

• the weird feeling of being left out when your fans are... Aug 18, 2012
• "the real bias [to] women has come from our culture and the... Aug 18, 2012

  "the real bias [to] women has come from our culture and the Nat'l Park Svc, not from the bears. " http://www.

• SOD, DRI, DOA, JFA, FYP, MDC, SSD and a bunch of SST bands... Aug 17, 2012

  SOD, DRI, DOA, JFA, FYP, MDC, SSD and a bunch of SST bands are opening for NOFX and the DKs.

• It's the "nearly" that makes it so damn sweet and kind.... Aug 17, 2012

  It's the "nearly" that makes it so damn sweet and kind. 1992 cometbus.

• Punk Rock Love is getting your first kiss and nearly losing... Aug 17, 2012

  Punk Rock Love is getting your first kiss and nearly losing your virginity at the same time. http://nataliestrickland.

• Punk Rock Love is both of you doing fanzines. Years later... Aug 17, 2012

  Punk Rock Love is both of you doing fanzines. Years later her teaching freshman English, you still doing fanzines.

• Her giving you ten rolls of duct tape for your birthday.... Aug 17, 2012

  Her giving you ten rolls of duct tape for your birthday. Her beating up skinheads.

• after a bad week i wanted something devoid of irony and... Aug 17, 2012

  after a bad week i wanted something devoid of irony and remembered punk rock love by aaron cometbus http://nataliestrickland. tumblr.

• When I see friends the first question I ask is, "What about... Aug 17, 2012

  When I see friends the first question I ask is, "What about mobile?

• "I did not send you that link so that you can spend time... Aug 17, 2012

  "I did not send you that link so that you can spend time going through the tumbler and fucking tweeting about it.

• "WHEN AN OUT-OF-MY-LEAGUE WRITER REPLIES THAT SHE’S JUST... Aug 17, 2012

  "WHEN AN OUT-OF-MY-LEAGUE WRITER REPLIES THAT SHE’S JUST TOO BUSY TO WRITE FOR ME RIGHT NOW" http://editorrealtalk. tumblr.

• "WHEN NOBODY HAS ANY GOOD IDEAS AT THE EDIT MEETING"... Aug 17, 2012

  "WHEN NOBODY HAS ANY GOOD IDEAS AT THE EDIT MEETING" http://editorrealtalk. tumblr.

• why buy the cow when you can buy the cow lunch Aug 17, 2012
• "WHEN A WRITER IS TWEETING BUT ISN’T RESPONDING TO MY... Aug 17, 2012

  "WHEN A WRITER IS TWEETING BUT ISN’T RESPONDING TO MY EMAILS" http://editorrealtalk. tumblr.

• whee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU Aug 17, 2012

  whee http://www. youtube.

• my tamagotchis have come home to roost Aug 17, 2012
• If I ran a magazine I'd do a forum on what protocols and... Aug 17, 2012

  If I ran a magazine I'd do a forum on what protocols and data structures Google Glass will need. I don't run a magazine.

• Also, OUCH https://twitter.com/#!/Ftrain_ebooks/following Aug 17, 2012

  Also, OUCH https://twitter. com/#!

• the concept of denying people credit didn't originate with... Aug 17, 2012
• Here's a little bit of what it's like. They move without... Aug 17, 2012

  @whitneyhess Here's a little bit of what it's like. They move without pause.

• I guess @Ftrain_ebooks is fair enough. Aug 17, 2012

  I guess @Ftrain_ebooks is fair enough.

• Facebook turned URLs into pop culture (via discussion w/... Aug 16, 2012
• A page detail from "The Little Schemer," a book about... Aug 16, 2012

  A page detail from "The Little Schemer," a book about programming with recursive functions. https://twitter.

• Someone just brought slices of cake into an Amazon AWS... Aug 15, 2012

  Someone just brought slices of cake into an Amazon AWS deployment meeting and I thought “You can have your cake and EC2.

• actually i kind of love learning about transaction... Aug 15, 2012
• Today I learned that there is a Transaction Processing... Aug 15, 2012

  Today I learned that there is a Transaction Processing Council http://www. tpc.

• Paul Ryan: "not fooled by the climate scam, conservative in... Aug 15, 2012
• This cries out for a visualization of the schedule... Aug 15, 2012

  This cries out for a visualization of the schedule http://www. nytimes.

• To hell with art or craft or human thought or philosophy we... Aug 15, 2012

  To hell with art or craft or human thought or philosophy we just need better filters.

• I can't believe it's only Thursday. Aug 14, 2012

  I can't believe it's only Thursday.

• Oh MTA you puckish rogue Aug 14, 2012
• "When Cat Fancy is down 23 percent at the newsstand, it... Aug 14, 2012

  "When Cat Fancy is down 23 percent at the newsstand, it seems that there’s little place to hide. " http://www.

• That last tweet was a book proposal btw. Chapter one: are... Aug 14, 2012

  That last tweet was a book proposal btw. Chapter one: are you a Napoleon or a Snowball?

• Animal Farm is probably the most accurate book about... Aug 14, 2012

  Animal Farm is probably the most accurate book about project management ever published.

• Yesterday @anildash asked me how my babies are doing and I... Aug 14, 2012

  Yesterday @anildash asked me how my babies are doing and I replied "webscale.

• To help myself get to sleep I commented on every post by... Aug 13, 2012

  To help myself get to sleep I commented on every post by Quora eBooks http://www. quora.

• His staff aromatherapists infuse the air of his SpaceX... Aug 13, 2012

  His staff aromatherapists infuse the air of his SpaceX office with tiger scent-- the smell forces him into limbic alert.

• WHAT IS A TYPICAL DAY FOR ELON MUSK: "He drives to work in... Aug 13, 2012

  WHAT IS A TYPICAL DAY FOR ELON MUSK: "He drives to work in his Tesla Model S. " For god's sake.

• &amp;when you type "anal" into the search engine for Quora... Aug 13, 2012

  &amp;amp;when you type "anal" into the search engine for Quora every suggested result is for analysis or web analytics. BECAUSE DORKS.

• Now that Quora tells everyone what I'm reading I'm using it... Aug 13, 2012

  Now that Quora tells everyone what I'm reading I'm using it to catch up on coprophagia news http://www. quora.

• Good thing for you I love the sound of my own voice! Aug 13, 2012

  Good thing for you I love the sound of my own voice!

• Talking about the transition from helicopter parenting to... Aug 13, 2012

  Talking about the transition from helicopter parenting to being a Facebook-and-Twitter-monitoring drone mom.

• When I'm in a particularly long meeting I imagine that I am... Aug 13, 2012

  When I'm in a particularly long meeting I imagine that I am a superhero and that this is a meeting of the League of Quiet Desperation.

• Stories of failure are the pornography of nerd culture,... Aug 13, 2012

  Stories of failure are the pornography of nerd culture, along with pornography.

• Web scalability: "When your hands are full just use your... Aug 12, 2012

  Web scalability: "When your hands are full just use your feet.

• And this is 4001 Aug 12, 2012
• the rusted-out derelict clockwork that turns and turns and... Aug 12, 2012
• "A Treasure Trove of Edward Gorey"... Aug 12, 2012

  "A Treasure Trove of Edward Gorey" http://www. nybooks.

• From the Jersey Turnpike, a picture of a minivan filled... Aug 12, 2012

  From the Jersey Turnpike, a picture of a minivan filled with parental pride. https://twitter.

• tl;dr: tl;dr Ulysses: ✓ Aug 10, 2012
• tl;dr Ulysses: "Yes" Aug 10, 2012
• The bed is lovely dark and deep/but I have deadlines I must... Aug 10, 2012

  The bed is lovely dark and deep/but I have deadlines I must meet/and files to go before I sleep.

• Click to add failure Aug 9, 2012
• Dear 18-yr-old self: It's 9PM. I wrote a program to turn a... Aug 9, 2012

  Dear 18-yr-old self: It's 9PM. I wrote a program to turn a spreadsheet into 100 PPT slides.

• according to the media @mat's body is being consumed by... Aug 9, 2012
• I wore stripes and a plaid bow-tie Aug 8, 2012
• Um @benpopper this cyborg story is oh GOD NO WHY ARE THEY... Aug 8, 2012

  Um @benpopper this cyborg story is oh GOD NO WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT. http://www.

• Steve Jobs must be scrolling in his grave. Aug 8, 2012

  Steve Jobs must be scrolling in his grave.

• Electronic payments is now a Starbucks.... Aug 8, 2012

  Electronic payments is now a Starbucks. http://in.

• Oh sigh I meant this http://mathiasbynens.be/notes/etago... Aug 7, 2012

  @mintintosh Oh sigh I meant this http://mathiasbynens.

• I'm raising my children to be colorblind, except for the... Aug 7, 2012

  I'm raising my children to be colorblind, except for the 216 web-safe colors.

• Mostly Summer Rolls Aug 7, 2012

  Mostly Summer Rolls Every night at dinner my wife and I each ask what the other learned that day 1. I send a text when I’m on the Manhattan Bridge over the East River, on the train, headed from work in Manhattan to home in Brooklyn.

• THAT was a weird meeting. Aug 7, 2012

  THAT was a weird meeting.

• Today I mixed up Rule 37, FAILURE TO MAKE DISCLOSURES OR TO... Aug 7, 2012

  Today I mixed up Rule 37, FAILURE TO MAKE DISCLOSURES OR TO COOPERATE IN DISCOVERY with Rule 34, If it exists there IS porn of it.

• What could be more American than a presidential candidate's... Aug 7, 2012

  What could be more American than a presidential candidate's wife's dancing Mormon tax horse that loses at the horse-dancing Olympics?

• Every time you say "curation" God takes away an editor's... Aug 7, 2012

  Every time you say "curation" God takes away an editor's health insurance.

• 2012 in Brooklyn is so hot it makes you want to throw a... Aug 7, 2012

  2012 in Brooklyn is so hot it makes you want to throw a compost bin through the window of an artisanal pizzeria.

• "like a turtle-rescuing superhero"... Aug 7, 2012

  "like a turtle-rescuing superhero" -- http://www. theawl.

• Rover rule 37? Aug 6, 2012

  Rover rule 37?

• yeah well I back up by creating one clone human per hour... Aug 6, 2012
• The rise of high-frequency trading, 2007–2012, in animated... Aug 6, 2012

  The rise of high-frequency trading, 2007–2012, in animated GIF format: http://www. nanex.

• Yeah, the Mars mission is impressive but with that money... Aug 6, 2012

  Yeah, the Mars mission is impressive but with that money think of all the banks they could have bailed out.

• Charlie Daniels's political philosophy: "Why don’t you shut... Aug 5, 2012

  Charlie Daniels's political philosophy: "Why don’t you shut up? What do you do?

• Socrates wasn't standards-compliant. And look at the price... Aug 5, 2012

  Socrates wasn't standards-compliant. And look at the price he paid.

• I'd like to blame fatherhood for the increase in the number... Aug 5, 2012

  I'd like to blame fatherhood for the increase in the number of grammatical errors but I'm really just getting dumber.

• Man people really do spend a lot of time trying to be right... Aug 5, 2012

  Man people really do spend a lot of time trying to be right about everything.

• I wish they were all fun facts. Aug 4, 2012

  I wish they were all fun facts.

• http://Submarinecablemap.com is a map of submarine cables... Aug 4, 2012

  http://Submarinecablemap. com is a map of submarine cables for all of your submarine cable map needs http://submarinecablemap.

• Watching my kids wreck shit, fall over, and poop themselves... Aug 4, 2012

  Watching my kids wreck shit, fall over, and poop themselves has helped me understand how big media companies see the Internet.

• Of course the people who already make the sausage can't... Aug 4, 2012

  Of course the people who already make the sausage can't believe you'd have the freaking GALL to think you could just MAKE sausage.

• Once I see how the sausage is made I usually want to make... Aug 4, 2012

  Once I see how the sausage is made I usually want to make some sausage.

• Seeking validation is also a way of avoiding risk. Aug 4, 2012

  Seeking validation is also a way of avoiding risk.

• watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBeuyjlbes8 Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur watch http://www. youtube.

• pitch black Aug 3, 2012
• teleport mission Aug 3, 2012
• teleport Aug 3, 2012
• post erection to @readability api. put egg in fire. become... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur post erection to @readability api. put egg in fire.

• unfollow GLOVES Aug 3, 2012
• productize Aug 3, 2012
• give timberlake's number to @tolar. take groupon. Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur give timberlake's number to @tolar . take groupon.

• ask pinterest clone about valuation. relaunch digg without... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur ask pinterest clone about valuation. relaunch digg without archives.

• feel calm in urban oasis. pick up human feces and throw it... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur feel calm in urban oasis. pick up human feces and throw it at approaching angry drunk.

• drop cloak in hotdog water Aug 3, 2012
• whirl in cape. drop gangs of new york in trash. ask siri... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur whirl in cape. drop gangs of new york in trash.

• drop pregnant woman. put occupy duck in elitism shroud.... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur drop pregnant woman. put occupy duck in elitism shroud.

• I would do it better if I could do it over. Aug 3, 2012

  I would do it better if I could do it over.

• say "too soon." ask bloomberg about businessweek strategy.... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur say "too soon. " ask bloomberg about businessweek strategy.

• wait Aug 3, 2012
• ask passerby about song "king of wishful thinking". go west. Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur ask passerby about song "king of wishful thinking". go west.

• ask troll for meme Aug 3, 2012
• give pulitzer to novelist. tell cabbie take bridge. tell... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur give pulitzer to novelist. tell cabbie take bridge.

• get tom friedman's iphone. tell cabbie manhattan is over. Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur get tom friedman's iphone. tell cabbie manhattan is over.

• get soul. exit. get in cab. tell cabby about gore vidal's... Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur get soul. exit.

• Ask Tina about the space station. Aug 3, 2012

  @thelancearthur Ask Tina about the space station.

• put on loafers north Aug 3, 2012
• read fish Aug 3, 2012
• we thought my 11-month-old son said "cat" but it turned out... Aug 3, 2012
• I'd welcome learning that I'm just a piece of software in... Aug 3, 2012

  I'd welcome learning that I'm just a piece of software in some massive simulation if the overlords would make it less humid.

• The past tense on that is just killing me. "Enjoyed riding... Aug 3, 2012

  @mslopatto The past tense on that is just killing me.

• "{↑}, {↓}." --http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_connectiv... Aug 3, 2012

  "{↑}, {↓}. " -- http://en.

• The actual color-finding/dithering matrix part is neat and... Aug 3, 2012

  @djacobs The actual color-finding/dithering matrix part is neat and tidy.

• Here's a literate version of Floyd Steinberg in C for you... Aug 3, 2012

  Here's a literate version of Floyd Steinberg in C for you @djacobs http://en. literateprograms.

• On the train on the bridge. Big moon. Woman to the left... Aug 2, 2012

  On the train on the bridge. Big moon.

• I wish Twitter would add a "politely acknowledge" button so... Aug 2, 2012

  I wish Twitter would add a "politely acknowledge" button so that I could stop using favorites.

• This tree isn't going to walk itself. Aug 2, 2012

  This tree isn't going to walk itself.

• Open mailbox. Aug 2, 2012

  @thelancearthur Open mailbox.

• i'm alone in an enormous office in the dark drinking and... Aug 2, 2012
• No no it's fine the bus wheels feel good on my back. Aug 2, 2012

  No no it's fine the bus wheels feel good on my back.

• Today I finally got up the courage to tell my shrink that... Aug 2, 2012

  Today I finally got up the courage to tell my shrink that publishing is dying.

• I want to see a YouTube video of 5+ people getting really... Aug 2, 2012

  I want to see a YouTube video of 5+ people getting really drunk and then pitching their startups to each other w/whiteboard.

• I don't require funding as much as I need permission. Aug 2, 2012

  I don't require funding as much as I need permission.

• That's my big pitch: "Let's make a text editor that... Aug 2, 2012

  That's my big pitch: "Let's make a text editor that supports factchecking. " WTF IS THIS ELEVATOR FILLED WITH CRICKETS.

• Just to be clear we could do everything needed to make a... Aug 2, 2012

  Just to be clear we could do everything needed to make a word processor that works for factchecking with 'contenteditable="true"'.

• I traded my bicycle in for a Segway because it's standing. Aug 2, 2012

  I traded my bicycle in for a Segway because it's standing.

• I'm really enjoying working from my new standing couch. Aug 2, 2012

  I'm really enjoying working from my new standing couch.

• Word count gone wild http://en.literateprograms.org/Word_cou... Aug 2, 2012

  Word count gone wild http://en. literateprograms.

• There were some comma issues for which I apologize. Aug 1, 2012

  There were some comma issues for which I apologize.

• The best bookstore in Pennsylvania, where I discovered... Aug 1, 2012

  The best bookstore in Pennsylvania, where I discovered reading, @CHESTERCOBOOK , is due to close. http://www.

• I firmly believe that marriage is between one person who... Aug 1, 2012

  I firmly believe that marriage is between one person who wants to take a nap and another person who needs to move a bookcase.

• With @thisisaaronland talking about how to deliver a... Jul 31, 2012
• Wait web intents were real? You people implemented them? Jul 31, 2012

  Wait web intents were real? You people implemented them?

• Or Eeyore. Jul 31, 2012

  @Kingsomniac Or Eeyore.

• I wish to unsubscribe. Jul 31, 2012

  I wish to unsubscribe.

• This article is pretty nuts and bolts... Jul 30, 2012

  This article is pretty nuts and bolts http://m. instructables.

• America means you get to choose your monopoly. Jul 29, 2012

  America means you get to choose your monopoly.

• Just because SETI hasn't found a way to increase newspaper... Jul 29, 2012

  Just because SETI hasn't found a way to increase newspaper revenues doesn't mean there isn't one out there.

• Aperture cards are a neat zombie medium:... Jul 29, 2012

  Aperture cards are a neat zombie medium: http://en. wikipedia.

• Faulting NBC for wanting to control Olympics broadcasts is... Jul 29, 2012

  Faulting NBC for wanting to control Olympics broadcasts is like blaming Mitt Romney for being a self-serving plutocrat.

• "At the end, I reached the conclusion that OAuth 2.0 is a... Jul 28, 2012

  "At the end, I reached the conclusion that OAuth 2. 0 is a bad protocol," Hammer writes.

• “Arianna read the business plan over the weekend on... Jul 28, 2012

  “Arianna read the business plan over the weekend on Geffen’s yacht” is a story w/out a happy ending http://www. cjr.

• choropleth sounds like something you get removed from your... Jul 28, 2012
• Midnight in Paris is the movie version of the ermahgerd... Jul 28, 2012

  Midnight in Paris is the movie version of the ermahgerd meme. ERMAHGERD GERTRED STEN UR MY FRAVRIT!

• "We need to meet in the middle, like your eyebrows." Jul 27, 2012

  "We need to meet in the middle, like your eyebrows.

• Now that the decentralized open web is in the Olympics I... Jul 27, 2012

  Now that the decentralized open web is in the Olympics I have a sudden urge to read W3C standards.

• Downton du Soleil Jul 27, 2012
• Springsteen: "If I repair a little of myself, I’ll repair a... Jul 27, 2012

  Springsteen: "If I repair a little of myself, I’ll repair a little of you. That’s the job.

• The DNS stuff herein is fascinating: ... Jul 27, 2012

  The DNS stuff herein is fascinating: http://scripting. com/stories/2012/07/25/anOpenTwitterlikeEcosystem.

• Slate loves the tweetmeat http://www.slate.com/articles/tech... Jul 27, 2012

  Slate loves the tweetmeat http://www. slate.

• fake dragons are awesome http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/27/a... Jul 27, 2012

  fake dragons are awesome http://www. nytimes.

• Important fact: @SEOVaginaDeals has a Klout Influence Score... Jul 27, 2012

  Important fact: @SEOVaginaDeals has a Klout Influence Score of 22. http://klout.

• If I wrote a Steve Jobs biography, and I won't, I would... Jul 26, 2012

  If I wrote a Steve Jobs biography, and I won't, I would call it Sympathy for the Bevel.

• And when I wrote "women" I meant "super-powerful killer... Jul 26, 2012

  And when I wrote "women" I meant "super-powerful killer robot/horse chimeras.

• Just in case anyone missed the metaphor, when I wrote... Jul 26, 2012

  Just in case anyone missed the metaphor, when I wrote "cannibalistic poop orgies" I meant "Ruby on Rails.

• The R. Kelly Scholars Program. Jul 26, 2012

  @rustyk5 The R. Kelly Scholars Program.

• How, as a community that lives in sewers under the city, do... Jul 26, 2012

  How, as a community that lives in sewers under the city, do we encourage more women to join our cannibalistic poop orgies?

• The journalism I want would be about humans as herd animals... Jul 25, 2012

  The journalism I want would be about humans as herd animals using resources. "Hold Steady Fans Consume 245 Gal.

• is having a great deal of fun http://eepurl.com/nYF4D Jul 25, 2012

  @LinkedListNYC is having a great deal of fun http://eepurl.

• Ken Silverstein remembers Alexander Cockburn... Jul 25, 2012

  Ken Silverstein remembers Alexander Cockburn http://harpers.

• Best word used in India: updation Jul 25, 2012
• A majestic sort-of story told entirely in English phrases... Jul 25, 2012

  A majestic sort-of story told entirely in English phrases common to, or unique to, India: http://www. quora.

• Explaining to a waiter why I'm hilarious. Jul 25, 2012

  Explaining to a waiter why I'm hilarious.

• Isn't meat with two sides really just any meat? Jul 25, 2012

  Isn't meat with two sides really just any meat?

• It appeared before me in Times Square, an apparition.... Jul 25, 2012

  It appeared before me in Times Square, an apparition. https://twitter.

• Alleged Colorado shooter was bad at Flash, object-oriented... Jul 24, 2012

  Alleged Colorado shooter was bad at Flash, object-oriented programming. http://www.

• No one gets on the radio and talks about their childhood... Jul 24, 2012

  No one gets on the radio and talks about their childhood all night any more.

• Fantasizing about some link with now and Shep 50 years ago,... Jul 24, 2012

  Fantasizing about some link with now and Shep 50 years ago, talking about "night people. " http://archive.

• Joggers, cabbies, drunks. Jul 24, 2012

  Joggers, cabbies, drunks.

• On ex. bike watching a woman outside in a fancy dress take... Jul 24, 2012

  On ex. bike watching a woman outside in a fancy dress take ironic phone shots of misspelled garage ("flats fix," etc), 2:47 am.

• It's stress but then again it's hardly suffering. Jul 24, 2012

  It's stress but then again it's hardly suffering.

• The part of the project when you wake up at 2am thinking... Jul 24, 2012

  The part of the project when you wake up at 2am thinking "dependencies" and go down to the gym and tweet from the exercise bike.

• In Wired, my pal Ben Austen on maybe being like Steve Jobs... Jul 23, 2012

  In Wired, my pal Ben Austen on maybe being like Steve Jobs isn't the only way: http://www. wired.

• According to pop music a dance club is an excellent place... Jul 23, 2012

  According to pop music a dance club is an excellent place to find love. This is actually bad advice.

• 21 burned at Tony Robbins hot coal walk (“Unleash the Power... Jul 22, 2012

  21 burned at Tony Robbins hot coal walk (“Unleash the Power Within. ”) http://www.

• Then again, WorldNetDaily is on top of this story of a man... Jul 22, 2012

  Then again, WorldNetDaily is on top of this story of a man living as a goat in Utah: http://www. wnd.

• I mean lefty columnists are insufferable, but this is like... Jul 22, 2012

  I mean lefty columnists are insufferable, but this is like watching dogs slowly die. http://townhall.

• For a project I'm looking for good conservative web... Jul 22, 2012

  For a project I'm looking for good conservative web columnists which NO SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

• hey why don't more javascript interfaces use the scroll... Jul 22, 2012
• e-mo-tion-use-less-sight-of-pup-py-distract-from-de-ploy-de-... Jul 22, 2012
• Serious, the SCREEN SECTION just looks so comforting. One... Jul 22, 2012

  Serious, the SCREEN SECTION just looks so comforting. One language, one screen, that ozone smell.

• "I believe emotion is useless because it is largely a... Jul 22, 2012

  "I believe emotion is useless because it is largely a distraction. " Hacker News 4eva http://news.

• As a web geek I think, "I'm gonna learn COBOL. I'll learn... Jul 22, 2012

  As a web geek I think, "I'm gonna learn COBOL. I'll learn it once.

• This is all normal. Jul 21, 2012

  This is all normal.

• Last tweet courtesy of @maura's hip-hop party jams playlist... Jul 20, 2012

  Last tweet courtesy of @maura 's hip-hop party jams playlist http://open. spotify.

• Why won't Mitt Romney clarify his buffalo stance? Jul 20, 2012

  Why won't Mitt Romney clarify his buffalo stance?

• My other panda is red. Jul 20, 2012

  My other panda is red.

• what is this seahorse captain? seahorse seashell captain? Jul 20, 2012

  what is this seahorse captain? seahorse seashell captain?

• RABIES! http://www.theawl.com/2012/07/rabid-a-cultural-histo... Jul 20, 2012

  RABIES! http://www.

• I wish I could join Svbtle so I could start a blog called... Jul 20, 2012

  I wish I could join Svbtle so I could start a blog called Jvggs.

• outrage will fix this Jul 20, 2012
• I like a movie with soul-stealing. Jul 19, 2012

  I like a movie with soul-stealing.

• wait blogging has an essence? what is that? is it ambergris... Jul 19, 2012

  wait blogging has an essence? what is that?

• Drums please Jul 19, 2012
• If only someone on this social network would break the... Jul 18, 2012

  If only someone on this social network would break the silence about how much they love coffee.

• There is an "emergency action plan stairway familiarization... Jul 18, 2012

  There is an "emergency action plan stairway familiarization plan" currently underway in my skyscraper.

• Dear @ftrain, A cigarette will not solve this... Jul 18, 2012

  Dear @ftrain , A cigarette will not solve this problem.

• "I thought it was a Sandra Oh movie but it turned out to be... Jul 17, 2012

  "I thought it was a Sandra Oh movie but it turned out to be a Heather Graham movie.

• Now that she's older Sade always prefers unsweetened taboo. Jul 17, 2012

  Now that she's older Sade always prefers unsweetened taboo.

• Now that she's older Sade always prefers unsweetened taboo.q Jul 17, 2012

  Now that she's older Sade always prefers unsweetened taboo.

• As a day how else could it end but sitting alone in a... Jul 17, 2012

  As a day how else could it end but sitting alone in a Chipotle, listening to Roxy Music, counting calories in a burrito bowl.

• A friend just messaged me "Talk tomorrow, I can't wait to... Jul 17, 2012

  A friend just messaged me "Talk tomorrow, I can't wait to fill you" and I'm sitting here waiting and waiting for the "in.

• The world in which "I didn't read it" is considered a book... Jul 17, 2012

  The world in which "I didn't read it" is considered a book review.

• "On A Stupendous Leg of Granite, Discovered Standing by... Jul 16, 2012
• Ozymandias was written in competition on a theme; the other... Jul 16, 2012

  Ozymandias was written in competition on a theme; the other poem is not as good. http://en.

• We ordered two Ranch Wraps, one burger, and one mango... Jul 16, 2012

  We ordered two Ranch Wraps, one burger, and one mango McFlurry. " http://eyetap.

• Offered without commentary Jul 16, 2012
• Yeah except old me would have been like wait there's HOW... Jul 16, 2012

  @Phil_Elmore Yeah except old me would have been like wait there's HOW MUCH Internet? Bring it on.

• Mon aft &amp; home with yelling twins and a wife on Cipro... Jul 16, 2012

  Mon aft &amp;amp; home with yelling twins and a wife on Cipro emailing re: code issues means that I was right to give this week the finger.

• Special (1″ × 2″) Advertising Section: Monaco Jul 16, 2012
• Can one-page magazine have tiny ads? A two-panel... Jul 16, 2012

  @hugolindgren Can one-page magazine have tiny ads? A two-panel Matchbox/Lexus spread.

• Shapeways Möbius dice let you roll snake eyes every time... Jul 16, 2012

  Shapeways Möbius dice let you roll snake eyes every time http://www. shapeways.

• Entering the week with eyes shut tight, arms extended, and... Jul 16, 2012

  Entering the week with eyes shut tight, arms extended, and both middle fingers up.

• All you really need to do to be happy. Jul 16, 2012

  All you really need to do to be happy.

• Something the old you would have loved but for which the... Jul 15, 2012

  Something the old you would have loved but for which the current you does not have time.

• Should there be a national apology for party rocking? Jul 15, 2012

  Should there be a national apology for party rocking?

• Image of two middle-aged married dudes slapping each other... Jul 15, 2012

  Image of two middle-aged married dudes slapping each other going "She's my sister and my daughter! " http://www.

• We liked the same songs off Dylan’s “Blonde on Blonde,” the... Jul 15, 2012

  We liked the same songs off Dylan’s “Blonde on Blonde,” the same lines from “Chinatown. ” -- http://www.

• Saturday Night Live FEAR punk rock riot on Metafilter:... Jul 14, 2012

  Saturday Night Live FEAR punk rock riot on Metafilter: http://www. metafilter.

• The movie Thor is like a super hi-res Minecraft. Jul 13, 2012

  The movie Thor is like a super hi-res Minecraft.

• Right now actually I am an API product manager. No, that's... Jul 13, 2012

  Right now actually I am an API product manager. No, that's a real thing.

• "Performed from inside a translucent plastic tube made by... Jul 13, 2012

  "Performed from inside a translucent plastic tube made by collaborator Lillian Gerson" http://deepwhitesound.

• "two pieces, the first over half an hour long, comprised of... Jul 13, 2012

  "two pieces, the first over half an hour long, comprised of manipulated phone message recordings of judy garland" http://deepwhitesound.

• "nr band is the side project of damian lyman and thomas... Jul 13, 2012

  "nr band is the side project of damian lyman and thomas cassady (of an exciting new bears club). " http://deepwhitesound.

• abrasive, harsh noise spoken word album . . . including... Jul 13, 2012

  abrasive, harsh noise spoken word album . .

• http://deepwhitesound.com has the best album descriptions I... Jul 13, 2012

  http://deepwhitesound. com has the best album descriptions I have ever read.

• New Yorkers who use porn, now is your chance to appear as a... Jul 13, 2012

  New Yorkers who use porn, now is your chance to appear as a data point in an artfully-composed essay: http://nplusonemag.

• Awakened by a paw on the chin. Jul 13, 2012

  Awakened by a paw on the chin.

• Oh shit too sentimental Jul 13, 2012
• The train over the bridge. To the twins, 2032: This more... Jul 12, 2012

  The train over the bridge. To the twins, 2032: This more than money is why you are here, is what we want you to have.

• Here we are, the ghost and the ghost-to-be, sharing a civic... Jul 12, 2012

  Here we are, the ghost and the ghost-to-be, sharing a civic bench. Polite distance.

• I would like to formally thank the dead for our... Jul 12, 2012

  I would like to formally thank the dead for our infrastructure. Before I get on the train and lose signal.

• All these women and men dreaming of benches and parks and... Jul 12, 2012

  All these women and men dreaming of benches and parks and free public lectures. Fantasizing about abstract future folk.

• At Herald Square enjoying all the people before I get on... Jul 12, 2012

  At Herald Square enjoying all the people before I get on the the train. Sometimes you just get enraptured of infrastructure, you know?

• Dolly Parton in Jolene is essentially a lawyer in the court... Jul 12, 2012

  Dolly Parton in Jolene is essentially a lawyer in the court of doomed love.

• Also has anyone noticed how perfect Jolene is,... Jul 12, 2012

  Also has anyone noticed how perfect Jolene is, rhetorically? Appeal to beauty followed by pleading to not take man.

• Had a couple of beers at the Thoughtworks reception at... Jul 12, 2012
• many people think Starbucks is a textbox Jul 12, 2012
• My other textbox is in the margins of this copy of Being... Jul 12, 2012

  My other textbox is in the margins of this copy of Being and Time.

• "My other textbox is a Moleskine." Is a thing that no one... Jul 12, 2012

  "My other textbox is a Moleskine. " Is a thing that no one actually said but if they did I'd punch them in their vest.

• no people dammit i am seriously ready to be operationalized Jul 12, 2012
• Someone just offered to operationalize me what is the... Jul 12, 2012

  Someone just offered to operationalize me what is the etiquette?

• PIRANHA HUNT http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/11/chi... Jul 12, 2012

  PIRANHA HUNT http://www. guardian.

• An 1890 history of mourning with great² pictures... Jul 12, 2012

  An 1890 history of mourning with great² pictures http://publicdomainreview.

• "Why do you need two books?" "I might change my mind." "But... Jul 11, 2012

  "Why do you need two books? " "I might change my mind.

• Alan Kay: "I don't have an enormous desire to help... Jul 11, 2012

  Alan Kay: "I don't have an enormous desire to help children, but I have an enormous desire to create better adults. " http://www.

• Things that are never funny are often hilarious. Jul 11, 2012

  Things that are never funny are often hilarious.

• The Internet means always having to say you're sorry. Jul 11, 2012

  The Internet means always having to say you're sorry.

• I've been funneling Gutenberg texts through @readability... Jul 10, 2012

  I've been funneling Gutenberg texts through @readability (requires a proxy due to Gutenberg AWS rules) and it's, well, readable.

• plus-sized bourgeoisie Jul 10, 2012
• I wish you could just politely ask "Does this involve... Jul 10, 2012

  I wish you could just politely ask "Does this involve money? " at the outset of every conversation.

• My head is populated by assholes. Jul 10, 2012

  My head is populated by assholes.

• By "here" I mean inside my head. No one actually said that. Jul 10, 2012

  By "here" I mean inside my head. No one actually said that.

• Someone here just said "Let's pivot on lunch." Jul 10, 2012

  Someone here just said "Let's pivot on lunch.

• Tower of Hanoi in J: T=: 0:`(1:+2:*T@&lt;:) @. * " 0 ... Jul 10, 2012

  Tower of Hanoi in J: T=: 0:`(1:+2:*T@&amp;lt;:) @. * " 0 T x=: i.

• So that I can be mystified twice! Jul 10, 2012

  So that I can be mystified twice!

• Via @jackrusher: Iverson's Companion to Knuth et al's... Jul 10, 2012

  Via @jackrusher : Iverson's Companion to Knuth et al's Concrete Math, http://citeseerx. ist.

• You know who else extended copyright? Jul 9, 2012

  You know who else extended copyright?

• Strauss, working to extend German copyright from 30 to 50... Jul 9, 2012

  Strauss, working to extend German copyright from 30 to 50 years, dedicated a score to Goebbels.

• I wish this speech synthesizer had an Aaron Neville setting. Jul 9, 2012

  I wish this speech synthesizer had an Aaron Neville setting.

• There is inside my head a little voice that Jul 9, 2012
• are you still going to TEDxPoynter? Jul 9, 2012

  @billwasik are you still going to TEDxPoynter?

• Mostly to liquidate my inventory of Mrs. Brownfield's... Jul 9, 2012

  Mostly to liquidate my inventory of Mrs. Brownfield's cookies.

• I'm launching a health-food brand called Nature's Shame. Jul 9, 2012

  I'm launching a health-food brand called Nature's Shame.

• But who is going to cover all the gizms? Jul 9, 2012

  But who is going to cover all the gizms?

• "Just didn't stand a chance with publishing dying and all." Jul 9, 2012

  "Just didn't stand a chance with publishing dying and all.

• One bright spot is that, starting around 2021, I can start... Jul 9, 2012

  One bright spot is that, starting around 2021, I can start to blame the sales numbers on my novel on the death of publishing.

• Hopefully we can retrain everyone on data journalism, or as... Jul 9, 2012

  Hopefully we can retrain everyone on data journalism, or as I like to call it, pictures.

• It's like reading B. Kliban's 100 or 101 uses for a dead... Jul 9, 2012

  It's like reading B. Kliban's 100 or 101 uses for a dead cat, but with newspapers.

• Cheerful Monday read about the future of newspapers from... Jul 9, 2012

  Cheerful Monday read about the future of newspapers from @carr2n http://www. nytimes.

• Staying awake means more weekend. Jul 8, 2012

  Staying awake means more weekend.

• Can I call not answering emails "timeshifting"? Jul 8, 2012

  Can I call not answering emails "timeshifting"?

• Say what you will about Maroon 5, Jul 8, 2012
• Bog mummies put together out of lots of dead people... Jul 7, 2012

  Bog mummies put together out of lots of dead people http://news. nationalgeographic.

• (I've seen it elsewhere--MetaFilter years ago--and heard... Jul 7, 2012

  (I've seen it elsewhere--MetaFilter years ago--and heard it. That was what I found when searching.

• "When the left forms a firing line it forms a circle." Jul 7, 2012

  "When the left forms a firing line it forms a circle.

• Comm. ACM: “Not only the possibility of being able to track... Jul 7, 2012

  Comm. ACM: “Not only the possibility of being able to track house elves but promising directions for future work.

• Central place theory: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_P... Jul 7, 2012

  Central place theory: http://en. wikipedia.

• There's a 50 Shades of Grey/Modelland mashup waiting to... Jul 7, 2012

  There's a 50 Shades of Grey/Modelland mashup waiting to happen.

• Would. Jul 7, 2012

  Would.

• Term I just learned: "Cissexism"... Jul 6, 2012

  Term I just learned: "Cissexism" http://en. wikipedia.

• on the radio right now http://www.wnyc.org/shows/lopate/2012... Jul 6, 2012

  @rosecrans on the radio right now http://www. wnyc.

• Just noticed I'm rapidly losing followers tonight, so here... Jul 5, 2012

  Just noticed I'm rapidly losing followers tonight, so here are some handy software tips: Cock.

• god microsoft did us a favor by ruining start me up in 1995 Jul 5, 2012
• This year's Geography Unconference is in Doggerland. Jul 5, 2012

  This year's Geography Unconference is in Doggerland.

• the male taze Jul 5, 2012
• Is it still a male gaze like even if I'm just looking at a... Jul 5, 2012

  Is it still a male gaze like even if I'm just looking at a plate of hot waffles with syrup? Also what's your Sunday morning?

• it's syn-e-great! Jul 5, 2012

  @nslater it's syn-e-great!

• e•gra•tion™ Jul 5, 2012
• syn• Jul 5, 2012
• syn•e•gra•tion™ Jul 5, 2012
• “syn•e•gra•tion™” http://www.stargroup1.com/ Jul 5, 2012

  “syn•e•gra•tion™” http://www. stargroup1.

• Weaponized malware, drones, the customer, big data,... Jul 5, 2012

  Weaponized malware, drones, the customer, big data, overparenting, synegration, the basically good person #hl =en&amp;safe=off&amp;sclient=psy-ab&amp;q=%22welcome+to+the+age+of" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www. google.

• "Adullam, their testimony; their prey; their ornament"... Jul 5, 2012

  "Adullam, their testimony; their prey; their ornament" http://en. wikipedia.

• welcome to the age of Jul 5, 2012
• I bet future archaeologists will look back on our era and... Jul 5, 2012

  I bet future archaeologists will look back on our era and go, "Erblap blook hrml," because why would they speak English?

• More of an accident than willful I think. Who litters just... Jul 5, 2012

  More of an accident than willful I think. Who litters just one chicken bone?

• There is something compelling about the well-gnawed chicken... Jul 5, 2012

  There is something compelling about the well-gnawed chicken bone on the Church Ave. subway platform.

• This woman's body just turned into a Starbucks. Jul 5, 2012

  This woman's body just turned into a Starbucks.

• i publicly apologize to my wife for feeding the babies too... Jul 5, 2012
• This U.S. election just turned into a woman's body. Jul 5, 2012

  This U. S.

• This Apple launch event just became a U.S. presidential... Jul 5, 2012

  This Apple launch event just became a U. S.

• This Ideas Festival just became an Apple launch event. Jul 5, 2012

  This Ideas Festival just became an Apple launch event.

• This Starbucks is now an Ideas Festival. Jul 5, 2012

  This Starbucks is now an Ideas Festival.

• It's 8:52 am and you're tuned to 94 WHYGODWHY. Jul 5, 2012

  It's 8:52 am and you're tuned to 94 WHYGODWHY.

• It upsets me when the temperature could also be an FM radio... Jul 5, 2012

  It upsets me when the temperature could also be an FM radio station.

• Chart: Spelling vs. angels https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Jul 4, 2012

  Chart: Spelling vs. angels https://twitter.

• FBI Agent saw angels in warrior garb at 9/11 crash site:... Jul 4, 2012

  FBI Agent saw angels in warrior garb at 9/11 crash site: http://www. wnd.

• "The movie has been on the gay radar since the production... Jul 4, 2012

  "The movie has been on the gay radar since the production was announced... " No portmanteau @ NYT http://www.

• Let's be honest: Jul 4, 2012
• I'm not actually drunk. Jul 3, 2012

  I'm not actually drunk.

• Fuck it I'm drunk I might as well come out and say that I... Jul 3, 2012

  Fuck it I'm drunk I might as well come out and say that I still love Richard Brautigan.

• Oh Q train you are so hilarious and quirky going express... Jul 3, 2012
• I mean doggies are cool I've seen doggies live a zillion... Jul 3, 2012

  I mean doggies are cool I've seen doggies live a zillion times but did you at least consider Dead Sea Apes? http://en.

• Really, I said to my son, doggies? That's what you're into?... Jul 3, 2012

  Really, I said to my son, doggies? That's what you're into?

• God of love in heaven who makes all things possible, praise... Jul 3, 2012

  God of love in heaven who makes all things possible, praise him, is now a Starbucks.

• Somehow I know those hugs aren't free. Jul 3, 2012

  Somehow I know those hugs aren't free.

• 2013 SXSW PanelPicker Now Accepting Complaints About How... Jul 3, 2012
• Circle complete Jul 3, 2012
• the incredibly hot dense matter that exploded and formed... Jul 3, 2012
• Congrats to my 10,000th follower @seo_vagina_deals! Jul 3, 2012

  Congrats to my 10,000th follower @seo_vagina_deals !

• It goes to the subatomic level. Jul 3, 2012

  @kiplet It goes to the subatomic level.

• A bunch of people told me that racism has become a Peet's,... Jul 3, 2012

  @rustyk5 A bunch of people told me that racism has become a Peet's, but I went to the mall and it's still there.

• My computer and I both wake up at the same speed. Jul 3, 2012

  My computer and I both wake up at the same speed.

• Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk is now a Starbucks. Jul 3, 2012

  @rustyk5 Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk is now a Starbucks.

• Richard Feynman is now a Starbucks. Jul 3, 2012

  @rustyk5 Richard Feynman is now a Starbucks.

• the Democratic party is now a Starbucks Jul 3, 2012
• Leisuretown is now a Starbucks. Jul 3, 2012

  @rustyk5 Leisuretown is now a Starbucks.

• My love for you is now a Starbucks. Jul 3, 2012

  My love for you is now a Starbucks.

• Studio 54? Did you know that it shut down? And now it's a... Jul 2, 2012

  Studio 54? Did you know that it shut down?

• You can basically say "and now that's a Starbucks" about... Jul 2, 2012

  You can basically say "and now that's a Starbucks" about any location in history and it sounds reasonable.

• So many goals, so little will. Jul 2, 2012

  So many goals, so little will.

• The perfect passive-aggressive Kickstarter project is for a... Jul 2, 2012

  The perfect passive-aggressive Kickstarter project is for a book against crowdsourcing.

• Is it wrong to want to Kickstarter passive-aggressively? So... Jul 2, 2012

  Is it wrong to want to Kickstarter passive-aggressively? So that when it fails I'll know you all suck and lack follow-through?

• I am the Woody Guthrie of office documents. This... Jul 2, 2012

  I am the Woody Guthrie of office documents. This spreadsheet kills blockers.

• Wait, Anderson Cooper is white? Jul 2, 2012

  Wait, Anderson Cooper is white?

• You know who else enforced Terms of Service? Jul 2, 2012

  You know who else enforced Terms of Service?

• On the train on the bridge watching a woman learn suffixes... Jul 2, 2012

  On the train on the bridge watching a woman learn suffixes from flashcards.

• none but well within the range of possibility Jul 1, 2012
• This beach at Gravesend Bay has a surprising number of... Jul 1, 2012

  This beach at Gravesend Bay has a surprising number of people either peeing or smoking.

• Mom brought home Call of Civic Duty by accident and it... Jul 1, 2012

  Mom brought home Call of Civic Duty by accident and it sucks. You level up by picking up trash off the highway.

• The woman who programmed Centipede learned about videogames... Jun 30, 2012

  The woman who programmed Centipede learned about videogames because of the Pretenders song Space Invader http://www. nytimes.

• “Whoo” (×4), “oh no,“ “yes he did,” “yes we do,“ “yes you... Jun 30, 2012
• Prospect Park baby sunning ended with cops driving up to... Jun 30, 2012

  Prospect Park baby sunning ended with cops driving up to the lake and three people yelling about a knife, which means time to go.

• this graph visualization is different i swear Jun 30, 2012
• Where you and I might see Prospect Park, my children see... Jun 30, 2012

  Where you and I might see Prospect Park, my children see salad greens.

• Paradise regained: Clayton Christensen and the path to... Jun 29, 2012

  Paradise regained: Clayton Christensen and the path to salvation http://blogs. reuters.

• "I think there’s just a button that we’ll push." Is how you... Jun 28, 2012

  "I think there’s just a button that we’ll push. " Is how you shut down Minitel.

• this makes sense because google glasses already make me... Jun 27, 2012
• What businesses make money in non-obvious ways?... Jun 27, 2012

  What businesses make money in non-obvious ways? http://www.

• I get less annoyed with tourists when I think of them as... Jun 27, 2012

  I get less annoyed with tourists when I think of them as new users.

• Kitchen tips https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/2180795227870... Jun 27, 2012

  Kitchen tips https://twitter.

• 99 hilarious tech tweeters and @anildash... Jun 27, 2012

  99 hilarious tech tweeters and @anildash #slide1 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://betabeat.

• Buzzbeat made me 1% of its list of hilarious techtwoggers:... Jun 27, 2012

  Buzzbeat made me 1% of its list of hilarious techtwoggers: http://betabeat.

• Heading to work thinking, do I need to stop in somewhere... Jun 27, 2012

  Heading to work thinking, do I need to stop in somewhere for an eye-opener?

• I had the dream again last night where I have to explain... Jun 25, 2012

  I had the dream again last night where I have to explain Minecraft to Mary J. Blige.

• In that last tweet I was looking for a synonym for... Jun 25, 2012

  In that last tweet I was looking for a synonym for "fucking" and came up with "iPhone-wielding.

• Oh my god let the people off the train before you board you... Jun 25, 2012

  Oh my god let the people off the train before you board you iPhone-wielding SAVAGES.

• Stalking the shit out of @mike_ftw right now (taken from... Jun 25, 2012

  Stalking the shit out of @mike_ftw right now (taken from across the st) https://twitter.

• orthography 4 lyfe Jun 25, 2012
• Fact: In celebrating Alan Turing's birthday we are able to... Jun 23, 2012

  Fact: In celebrating Alan Turing's birthday we are able to simulate the celebration of any celebrate-able birthday.

• I know, I know, it's serious. Jun 23, 2012

  I know, I know, it's serious.

• Carob at the Co-op Jun 23, 2012
• Oh man I really could be younger in this situation. Jun 21, 2012

  Oh man I really could be younger in this situation.

• Dudes with guitars at the farmer's market singing rocky... Jun 20, 2012
• Unexpected signal https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/21550119... Jun 20, 2012

  Unexpected signal https://twitter.

• Bike repair stand, Davis, CA https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat... Jun 20, 2012

  Bike repair stand, Davis, CA https://twitter.

• "for everyone's safety your mouth needs to be in the... Jun 20, 2012
• 10 Timeframes Jun 19, 2012

  Forgot to put this here... I recently gave the closing keynote at the 2012 MFA Interaction Design Festival , a full-day event held on Saturday, May 12, 2012, to celebrate the work of the 2012 graduating class of the Interaction Design MFA program at the School of Visual Arts in New York City.

• She also attached earplugs. Jun 18, 2012

  She also attached earplugs.

• Pic of candy plane pak per @michelet's request.... Jun 18, 2012

  Pic of candy plane pak per @michelet 's request. https://twitter.

• My wife handed out fancy candy, with a little card that... Jun 18, 2012

  My wife handed out fancy candy, with a little card that introduces the twins, to the twelve people closest to our seats.

• Imagining what it would be like to get fired by a... Jun 18, 2012

  Imagining what it would be like to get fired by a telepresence robot.

• Ready for JFK to SFO w/wife, twins. Carseats,... Jun 17, 2012

  Ready for JFK to SFO w/wife, twins. Carseats, French-car-sized-stroller, bottles, foodpaks, toys, and candy for seatmates.

• If we live in the future then what are we waiting for? Jun 16, 2012

  If we live in the future then what are we waiting for?

• It tells me that you live in the past when you say that we... Jun 16, 2012

  It tells me that you live in the past when you say that we live in the future.

• That gorilla doesn't look all that much like Winston... Jun 16, 2012

  That gorilla doesn't look all that much like Winston Churchill.

• I owe you an email Jun 15, 2012
• anything with waterfront Jun 15, 2012
• the bridge itself prospect park walk around williamsburg or... Jun 15, 2012
• 184.26.116.110 Jun 15, 2012

  @abackstrom 184. 26.

• we were so poor we used rental floss Jun 15, 2012
• pancakes are the pert plus of food in that they are both... Jun 15, 2012
• Robert Caro LBJ/Donald Knuth TAoCP mashup. Jun 15, 2012

  Robert Caro LBJ/Donald Knuth TAoCP mashup.

• "Pilot of the Airwaves" would work really well with... Jun 15, 2012

  "Pilot of the Airwaves" would work really well with didgeridoo accompaniment.

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lixDK_tMEhE Jun 15, 2012

  @rustyk5 http://www. youtube.

• shit man we nearly had it all Jun 15, 2012
• i'll need things to ask Jun 15, 2012
• i'm asking for a friend Jun 15, 2012
• true! the channel from science to art has pop culture in... Jun 15, 2012

  @barrysaunders true!

• How quickly "Design Thinking" becomes "Design Talking." Jun 15, 2012

  How quickly "Design Thinking" becomes "Design Talking.

• I have some bad news which is that the young women in that... Jun 14, 2012

  I have some bad news which is that the young women in that video are not actually enrolled in college.

• The Web in 2012 is still more like Jenga than LEGOs. Jun 14, 2012

  The Web in 2012 is still more like Jenga than LEGOs.

• Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately... Jun 14, 2012

  Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by process.

• let me sip into something more comfortable Jun 14, 2012
• I keep wondering what the persona research was for TV in... Jun 14, 2012

  I keep wondering what the persona research was for TV in cabs.

• I'm going to release club mixes of everything I write. Just... Jun 14, 2012

  I'm going to release club mixes of everything I write. Just the word "oonch" 1,500 times and the title cut up and repeated at random.

• Tonite! https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/213091168752373760... Jun 13, 2012

  Tonite! https://twitter.

• Advice from (amazing) twins at tonight's reading: Have a... Jun 13, 2012

  Advice from (amazing) twins at tonight's reading: Have a third; travel the world; eat all kinds of food.

• This was looping on a screen at the Mirror Awards as I... Jun 13, 2012

  @kleinmatic This was looping on a screen at the Mirror Awards as I waited in the lobby. I found it comforting.

• Readability gets rid of payment model and gives away a... Jun 13, 2012

  Readability gets rid of payment model and gives away a bunch of money: http://blog. readability.

• I have a reading tomorrow, which means I have a writing... Jun 12, 2012

  I have a reading tomorrow, which means I have a writing tomorrow morning.

• The source is right here: http://mirrorawards.syr.edu/index.... Jun 12, 2012

  The source is right here: http://mirrorawards. syr.

• 2012 Mirror Awards Readlists (cont'd): Vols 11–12:... Jun 12, 2012

  2012 Mirror Awards Readlists (cont'd): Vols 11–12: http://readlists. com/e0d4f40b/; Vol 13: http://readlists.

• 2012 Mirror Awards Readlists (cont'd): Vol 5–7:... Jun 12, 2012

  2012 Mirror Awards Readlists (cont'd): Vol 5–7: http://readlists. com/b884a058/; Vol 8–10: http://readlists.

• The 2012 Mirror Awards are tomorrow so I made Readlists.... Jun 12, 2012

  The 2012 Mirror Awards are tomorrow so I made Readlists. Vol 1–2: http://readlists.

• Last Words in Aliens Media http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last... Jun 12, 2012

  Last Words in Aliens Media http://en. wikiquote.

• If Freedom! '90 was a person instead of a song by George... Jun 12, 2012

  If Freedom! '90 was a person instead of a song by George Michael it could have graduated from college by now.

• To expand on that retweet: I'm reading for a few minutes... Jun 11, 2012

  To expand on that retweet: I'm reading for a few minutes with @DadWagon at @pacificstandard , Brooklyn. Wednesday at 7PM.

• I think if you whistled they would just sidle away Jun 11, 2012
• I just realized that today I complimented @jennydeluxe on... Jun 11, 2012

  @Choire I just realized that today I complimented @jennydeluxe on her piece in /Jezebel/ &amp;amp; hereby apologize to America. http://thehairpin.

• Grid rapture. (I've never landed at LAX at night.) Jun 10, 2012

  Grid rapture. (I've never landed at LAX at night.

• They are lost dogs. Light shines through them. Jun 10, 2012

  They are lost dogs. Light shines through them.

• They lift their heads from their paws, put their heads back... Jun 10, 2012

  They lift their heads from their paws, put their heads back down.

• I'm waiting at OAK. There would be about a dozen here, one... Jun 10, 2012

  I'm waiting at OAK. There would be about a dozen here, one under the men's room sinks, two in an empty booth at Chili's.

• I have a recurring fantasy of small ghostly lost dogs who... Jun 10, 2012

  I have a recurring fantasy of small ghostly lost dogs who live quietly in busy places. No one talks about them.

• well not so much adventures. i just like seeing what's... Jun 8, 2012

  @thatstyping well not so much adventures. i just like seeing what's going on on the rare occurrences i leave home.

• I look forward to your backlash. Jun 8, 2012

  I look forward to your backlash.

• Mostly the latter, and me. Jun 8, 2012

  @thatstyping Mostly the latter, and me.

• Once years ago I was catering a barbershop quartet... Jun 8, 2012

  Once years ago I was catering a barbershop quartet convention and they all got drunk and started to sing at once. Charles Ives dreamland.

• I know I should take a cab but my love of public transit... Jun 8, 2012

  I know I should take a cab but my love of public transit runs so deep. Who gets on the midnight trolley?

• Scallops Jun 8, 2012
• I'm really enjoying this bar by myself. Jun 8, 2012

  I'm really enjoying this bar by myself.

• If tonight goes well I'll get Monteiro to sign my boobs. Jun 7, 2012

  If tonight goes well I'll get Monteiro to sign my boobs.

• God this would be an amazing hoax if I was still in... Jun 7, 2012

  God this would be an amazing hoax if I was still in Brooklyn.

• Is there a good place to get a burrito in this... Jun 7, 2012

  Is there a good place to get a burrito in this neighborhood? Also what do people think about abortion?

• I'm staying in the Mission, away from babies, and all I... Jun 7, 2012

  I'm staying in the Mission, away from babies, and all I want to do is see the most explodey movie possible after 9 movieless months.

• Let me show you the demo of my people. Jun 7, 2012

  Let me show you the demo of my people.

• At JFK. I fly so rarely that it still feels like I'm going... Jun 7, 2012

  At JFK. I fly so rarely that it still feels like I'm going somewhere.

• BTW Re: SVA, Jennifer Daniel is a hilarious genius teaching... Jun 7, 2012

  BTW Re: SVA, Jennifer Daniel is a hilarious genius teaching an awesome short course on DATA NARRATIVES this summer http://bit.

• The content-focused webzine @Contents published my SVA IXD... Jun 7, 2012

  The content-focused webzine @Contents published my SVA IXD keynote http://contentsmagazine.

• Crush, "Jellyhead" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoT7nTT8kL... Jun 6, 2012

  Crush, "Jellyhead" http://www. youtube.

• The tragic consequences of baby bath salts... Jun 5, 2012

  The tragic consequences of baby bath salts http://mlkshk.

• who will speak for the bots Jun 5, 2012
• The three most disappointing words in the language are,... Jun 5, 2012

  The three most disappointing words in the language are, arguably, "(Glee Cast Version).

• For reference: "Pinched and bitter facial expression"... Jun 5, 2012

  For reference: "Pinched and bitter facial expression" http://en. wikipedia.

• DealBeatBetaVentureCrunchBreakerWatchSider Jun 5, 2012
• Can everyone just apologize and move on? Or would that... Jun 5, 2012

  Can everyone just apologize and move on? Or would that totally screw up the business model?

• Foursquare but for writers, so instead of mayor you're... Jun 5, 2012

  Foursquare but for writers, so instead of mayor you're writer-in-residence.

• Correction: Bill Murray uses a modified Zuse Z3. Jun 5, 2012

  Correction: Bill Murray uses a modified Zuse Z3.

• It's crazy that Bill Murray only uses Ubuntu. Jun 5, 2012

  It's crazy that Bill Murray only uses Ubuntu.

• MICROPAYMENTS Jun 5, 2012
• Beneath a bridge, in a velveteen suit and torn top hat,... Jun 5, 2012

  Beneath a bridge, in a velveteen suit and torn top hat, amidst heavy furniture and moldering taxidermy, lives the elaborate troll.

• (Sorry--sort by popularity--Rise Above is #9, not #6,... Jun 4, 2012

  (Sorry--sort by popularity--Rise Above is #9 , not #6 , beaten by #8 Arthur's Theme by Christopher Cross.

• Spotify searches on dates (i.e. "year:1981") show fans... Jun 4, 2012

  Spotify searches on dates (i. e.

• Companies like that are the only reason NYC functions. See... Jun 4, 2012

  Companies like that are the only reason NYC functions. See also: One-day passport firms, real estate law, etc.

• The greatest web page for a Times Square-area notary in the... Jun 4, 2012

  The greatest web page for a Times Square-area notary in the history of America: http://www. neighborlynotary.

• to be honest i was ecoffended Jun 4, 2012
• Nobody in this city can notarize shit. Jun 4, 2012

  Nobody in this city can notarize shit.

• For $1.5mil, you can own the movie rights to the story of a... Jun 3, 2012

  For $1. 5mil, you can own the movie rights to the story of a dolphin that learns golf from Arnold Palmer #ht_500wt_1287 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• Fun http://archive.org search: "A Treasury Of"... Jun 3, 2012

  Fun http://archive. org search: "A Treasury Of" http://archive.

• Porgy and Bees Jun 3, 2012
• My daughter keeps biting my son and I keep blaming baby... Jun 2, 2012

  My daughter keeps biting my son and I keep blaming baby bath salts.

• The @peterrojas secret to web success is generosity and... Jun 2, 2012

  The @peterrojas secret to web success is generosity and empathy http://roj. as/entries/?

• Millennial cats text when they want to go out. Jun 2, 2012

  Millennial cats text when they want to go out.

• Ask MeFi: I am a youngish person, how do I talk on the... Jun 2, 2012

  Ask MeFi: I am a youngish person, how do I talk on the PHONE? http://ask.

• My nephew Bill (who got his M.Ed. two weeks ago) created an... Jun 1, 2012

  My nephew Bill (who got his M. Ed.

• Julian Cope explains post-punk: "Women! Blacks! Gays!... May 31, 2012

  Julian Cope explains post-punk: "Women! Blacks!

• In theory parsing out political speech is sort of like... May 30, 2012

  In theory parsing out political speech is sort of like inverse NSA monitoring.

• New Public Domain Review: http://publicdomainreview.org/2012... May 30, 2012

  New Public Domain Review: http://publicdomainreview.

• Phrases to block between now and November: "think about... May 30, 2012

  Phrases to block between now and November: "think about it"; "the real america"; "have a beer with. " ".

• Is "gurgitate" a word? As in "I gurgitated for 18 minutes"? May 26, 2012

  @anecdoted Is "gurgitate" a word? As in "I gurgitated for 18 minutes"?

• Amazing sentece: “As far as we know, polyethylene glycol is... May 26, 2012

  Amazing sentece: “As far as we know, polyethylene glycol is safe. ” (For kids.

• A virus that would send out all of the emails in your DRAFT... May 26, 2012

  A virus that would send out all of the emails in your DRAFT box would change the world.

• Saturday midnight our phones switch to NUMBERS.... May 26, 2012

  Saturday midnight our phones switch to NUMBERS. http://www.

• Other fun fact: Alanis Morissette's video for "One Hand In... May 25, 2012

  Other fun fact: Alanis Morissette's video for "One Hand In My Pocket" (1995) was insanely filmed in Windsor Terrace. http://www.

• Fun fact: The NYC transit bus fleet has 4,300 buses (and... May 25, 2012

  Fun fact: The NYC transit bus fleet has 4,300 buses (and 12,499 stops). http://en.

• Here's the source: http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblem... May 25, 2012

  Here's the source: http://www. reddit.

• Fifth-world problems: http://digitalcortex.net/science/fifth... May 25, 2012

  Fifth-world problems: http://digitalcortex.

• Some pictures http://www.reddit.com/r/FifthWorldPics May 24, 2012

  Some pictures http://www. reddit.

• I moved your cheese. May 24, 2012

  I moved your cheese.

• The [Insert Word Here] Economy May 24, 2012
• It was supposed to go for a full hour but there was a bird... May 23, 2012

  It was supposed to go for a full hour but there was a bird on the balcony.

• The first fifteen minutes are all about the litterbox. May 23, 2012

  The first fifteen minutes are all about the litterbox.

• I just found out my cats have a podcast. May 23, 2012

  I just found out my cats have a podcast.

• I was previously anti-wishlist http://www.ftrain.com/amazon_... May 23, 2012

  I was previously anti-wishlist http://www. ftrain.

• Whoa http://readlists.com/de880076 May 23, 2012

  Whoa http://readlists.

• seen it May 23, 2012
• On the train on the bridge in heavy rain listening to... May 21, 2012

  On the train on the bridge in heavy rain listening to Islands in the Stream on repeat.

• “Maybe I just think in internet. Oh my god, that's... May 21, 2012

  “Maybe I just think in internet. Oh my god, that's horrible.

• No one in this Cracker Barrel is going to see 2017. May 17, 2012

  No one in this Cracker Barrel is going to see 2017.

• Thank you to KGB and to everyone who came out to see me... May 15, 2012

  Thank you to KGB and to everyone who came out to see me open for @rosecrans . Night!

• James Lipton has advice for Mitt Romney. Weird advice.... May 15, 2012

  James Lipton has advice for Mitt Romney. Weird advice.

• Facebook IPO Is Just the Beginning, Says Paul Ford May 14, 2012
• PROMOTE Reading tomorrow in NYC come see me read ('bout... May 14, 2012

  PROMOTE Reading tomorrow in NYC come see me read ('bout fertility, I think) http://www. themorningnews.

• Dear lord the SVA Interaction design graduates are a smart,... May 12, 2012

  Dear lord the SVA Interaction design graduates are a smart, sweet group. Congrats on your thesis festival!

• Girl in riding breeches carrying a helmet getting off B68... May 12, 2012

  Girl in riding breeches carrying a helmet getting off B68 Coney Island ave bus to go ride horses.

• This bunny isn't going to pat itself. May 11, 2012

  This bunny isn't going to pat itself.

• It's not really attachment parenting as much as a four-year... May 10, 2012

  It's not really attachment parenting as much as a four-year milk fast.

• "Sharing is deeply sensory" is a sentence that a person... May 10, 2012

  "Sharing is deeply sensory" is a sentence that a person wrote. http://googleblog.

• So weird to see an adult on the train reading a book for... May 9, 2012

  So weird to see an adult on the train reading a book for adults.

• I'm an off-the-rack guy in a tailor-made world. May 9, 2012

  I'm an off-the-rack guy in a tailor-made world.

• PROMOTE I'm reading with @rosecrans on Tuesday, May 15 at... May 9, 2012

  PROMOTE I'm reading with @rosecrans on Tuesday, May 15 at 7PM at KGB in NYC http://kgbbar.

• "In an era of X, Y is more important than ever," said a... May 8, 2012

  "In an era of X, Y is more important than ever," said a spokesline.

• Can anyone explain web intents in one tweet? May 8, 2012

  Can anyone explain web intents in one tweet?

• there is no i in twins May 8, 2012
• What the hell *is* a "welcoming party"? Is that when you're... May 7, 2012

  What the hell *is* a "welcoming party"? Is that when you're ignored until someone yells at you?

• “People don’t have welcoming parties around here,”... May 7, 2012

  “People don’t have welcoming parties around here,” said... [the 60 Minutes] executive editor.

• An avatar that is thinner than the person it represents you... May 7, 2012

  An avatar that is thinner than the person it represents you could call an ectoconograph.

• That thing when you're fatter than your avatar does that... May 7, 2012

  That thing when you're fatter than your avatar does that have a name? Because I have that.

• Fuckups are 20/20. May 7, 2012

  Fuckups are 20/20.

• meetings have started to have meetings May 7, 2012
• A little more on the facebooks in NYMag:... May 7, 2012

  A little more on the facebooks in NYMag: http://nymag.

• Took me a full minute to read "house movers" as anything... May 6, 2012

  Took me a full minute to read "house movers" as anything but "mouse hovers.

• A dozen jobs isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion... May 6, 2012

  A dozen jobs isn't cool. You know what's cool?

• "Nuns . . . spend too much energy on poverty and economic... May 5, 2012

  "Nuns . .

• Apparently at this barber shop "a little off the top" means... May 5, 2012

  Apparently at this barber shop "a little off the top" means "make me look like a Russian mental patient.

• If I was a journalist I'd be thinking "I wonder what other... May 5, 2012

  If I was a journalist I'd be thinking "I wonder what other CEOs lied on their resume? " Because FUN.

• An Imperfect Debut Novel Obsessed With Perfection May 4, 2012
• My review of the novel "A Naked Singularity," with a bar... May 4, 2012

  My review of the novel "A Naked Singularity," with a bar graph: http://www. slate.

• NOTE NEW DIAL-IN! May 4, 2012

  NOTE NEW DIAL-IN!

• No, Facebook Has Not Already Peaked May 3, 2012
• oh really how much do you want to oh god my face is melting Apr 29, 2012
• I'm going to bet small-batch loses its hyphen by 2014. Apr 29, 2012

  I'm going to bet small-batch loses its hyphen by 2014.

• Charlie and the Small-batch Chocolate Share Apr 29, 2012
• An update of Charlotte's Web that takes into account... Apr 29, 2012

  An update of Charlotte's Web that takes into account artisanal charcuterie.

• The very hungry omnivore's dilemma. Don't let the urban... Apr 29, 2012

  The very hungry omnivore's dilemma. Don't let the urban cooperative chicken drive the hybrid.

• Which brings to mind all kinds of synergistic... Apr 29, 2012

  Which brings to mind all kinds of synergistic food-kids-recipes publishing moves.

• My seven month old twins love books. They find them... Apr 29, 2012

  My seven month old twins love books. They find them delicious.

• You can tell I represent brand values because I'm facing... Apr 29, 2012

  You can tell I represent brand values because I'm facing away from the camera, surveying a park far below.

• "Fuck asteroid mining. You want a challenge figure out how... Apr 29, 2012

  "Fuck asteroid mining. You want a challenge figure out how to make a living off of poetry.

• If someone literally saved my bacon it would be disgusting. Apr 25, 2012

  If someone literally saved my bacon it would be disgusting.

• Every expose of poverty for the last 200 years is described... Apr 25, 2012

  Every expose of poverty for the last 200 years is described as "shocking.

• http://davidsimon.com/i-meant-this/ Apr 25, 2012

  http://davidsimon.

• "To prevent the injury, the best solution is to allow a... Apr 24, 2012

  "To prevent the injury, the best solution is to allow a child to slide by himself. " http://well.

• This Google Drive launch party is OTFH. Apr 24, 2012

  This Google Drive launch party is OTFH.

• So I'm reading this book about serendipity... Apr 24, 2012

  So I'm reading this book about serendipity http://press. princeton.

• http://isgirlson.com Apr 24, 2012

  http://isgirlson.

• The song "Ordinary World" in your earphones turns ANY... Apr 24, 2012

  The song "Ordinary World" in your earphones turns ANY moment into a cheesy breakup scene.

• This guy registering 14,962 domain names makes me feel... Apr 24, 2012

  This guy registering 14,962 domain names makes me feel better about my own tendencies http://www. cbsnews.

• Finally! New Passion Pit! Is what I expect myself to say... Apr 24, 2012

  Finally! New Passion Pit!

• "Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in... Apr 23, 2012

  "Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled.

• Fever ray reminds me of cling-wrap and my terrapin jetta Apr 23, 2012
• Actor playing Judas in Brazil hangs self on stage... Apr 23, 2012

  Actor playing Judas in Brazil hangs self on stage http://www. bbc.

• everyday i'm snugglin Apr 23, 2012
• Dickinsonia could be animal or fungal or of an extinct... Apr 22, 2012

  Dickinsonia could be animal or fungal or of an extinct kingdom: http://en. wikipedia.

• Sunday night scaries. Apr 22, 2012

  Sunday night scaries.

• I'm happy to pay for things by entering an email address... Apr 22, 2012

  I'm happy to pay for things by entering an email address and password, but exhausted by the need to enter my credit card.

• It's not so much "if we can put a man on the moon" as much... Apr 21, 2012

  It's not so much "if we can put a man on the moon" as much as "we could, once, put a man on the moon.

• NYRB Classics is bringing out a Robert Sheckley Anthology:... Apr 20, 2012

  NYRB Classics is bringing out a Robert Sheckley Anthology: http://www. nybooks.

• Troops by Von Spar http://soundcloud.com/italic/von-spar-tro... Apr 20, 2012

  Troops by Von Spar http://soundcloud.

• The commenters don't read the article, the writers don't... Apr 20, 2012

  The commenters don't read the article, the writers don't read the comments, and no one clicks on the ads.

• They BOTH ran instructions on downloading a Flash player?... Apr 20, 2012

  @jenniferdaniel They BOTH ran instructions on downloading a Flash player? My God.

• the reality fan fiction community was arguing over canon... Apr 20, 2012
• verisimilitude is really just a pretentious way to describe... Apr 20, 2012
• someone should follow up with the 100th monkey and do an... Apr 20, 2012
• i respect your passion for the things that give you money... Apr 20, 2012
• what social network do you need to use now to get a book... Apr 20, 2012

  what social network do you need to use now to get a book deal? twitter and tumblr tapped out.

• tweet-193334297376206848 Apr 20, 2012
• i mean rating cats on the web makes sense because cats are... Apr 20, 2012
• A picture of the best baby rating website for baby child... Apr 20, 2012

  A picture of the best baby rating website for baby child infant rating to help rate your baby using our baby rater https://twitter.

• I'm already shopping my book deal about my quest to get a... Apr 20, 2012

  @pfcoco I'm already shopping my book deal about my quest to get a perfect Klout score.

• ratemybaby.us:"You Never know maybe a TV exec.'ll see your... Apr 20, 2012

  ratemybaby. us:"You Never know maybe a TV exec.

• "Rate babies and add your own and get great parenting... Apr 20, 2012

  "Rate babies and add your own and get great parenting tips. " That's real, there is a baby-rating site.

• i need to rate something Apr 20, 2012
• "Have you joined the Red Bull squad yet?" Klout continues... Apr 20, 2012

  "Have you joined the Red Bull squad yet? " Klout continues to win the Internet.

• it has a powerful immune system Apr 19, 2012
• Gingrich aside, do you all realize how much cooler... Apr 19, 2012

  Gingrich aside, do you all realize how much cooler everything we do and say would be if there was a moon base right now?

• Wild Vibram sighting in midtown. Apr 19, 2012

  Wild Vibram sighting in midtown.

• which coppola are you Apr 19, 2012
• Mechanical Reproduction, Italian:... Apr 19, 2012

  Mechanical Reproduction, Italian: http://www. internazionale.

• Zebras really appreciate a hostess gift #zooadvice Apr 19, 2012
• The excitement of seeing someone I'm pretty sure was David... Apr 19, 2012

  The excitement of seeing someone I'm pretty sure was David Byrne on a bike was tempered by his lack of helmet.

• "It's good to know a cop who isn't a relative." --My... Apr 18, 2012

  "It's good to know a cop who isn't a relative. " --My (mostly) Irish wife.

• I worry that my seven-month old twins are laughing at me... Apr 18, 2012

  I worry that my seven-month old twins are laughing at me not with me.

• Not a lot of eye contact in this Qdobo. Apr 18, 2012

  Not a lot of eye contact in this Qdobo.

• this was a starbucks before they put in a starbucks Apr 18, 2012
• All your Tumblr are belong to Them - Paul Smalera... Apr 18, 2012

  All your Tumblr are belong to Them - Paul Smalera http://reut.

• When people from Manhattan ask where I live I say... Apr 18, 2012

  When people from Manhattan ask where I live I say Wayfuhbroo, which is "way the fuck out in Brooklyn.

• webinarwhal Apr 18, 2012
• i just always assumed you guys were making as much fun of... Apr 18, 2012
• The shocked prioritizer is my favorite... Apr 18, 2012

  @Awl The shocked prioritizer is my favorite #more " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. theawl.

• Helpful hobo lingo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo#Lingo_i... Apr 18, 2012

  Helpful hobo lingo #Lingo_in_use_up_to_the_1940s " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en. wikipedia.

• "I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally." --Ted Nugent... Apr 18, 2012

  "I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally. " --Ted Nugent http://www.

• Somedays you know you just want to listen to porcupine tree... Apr 18, 2012
• Beloved superstar @mariabustillos reviews Bissell book... Apr 18, 2012

  Beloved superstar @mariabustillos reviews Bissell book http://lareviewofbooks. org/article.

• note the ndash it's important to the story Apr 18, 2012
• Bicyclists have their own jargon. For example when one... Apr 18, 2012

  Bicyclists have their own jargon. For example when one cyclist wants to say "you disgust me" to another he says "on your left.

• a social network where you can only have one connection to... Apr 17, 2012
• The system is going down for reboot NOW! Apr 17, 2012

  The system is going down for reboot NOW!

• Reading NOMIC rule sets reminds me of reading standards... Apr 17, 2012

  Reading NOMIC rule sets reminds me of reading standards working group emails.

• a point in my life when I was ravenous for markup Apr 17, 2012
• just rml really Apr 17, 2012
• “@PoetryFound: Baking with Sylvia Plath... Apr 17, 2012

  “ @PoetryFound : Baking with Sylvia Plath http://bit.

• i created a secret society of obscure web ironists it's... Apr 17, 2012
• I'm up to season five. Apr 17, 2012

  I'm up to season five.

• no this time wearable computers for real Apr 17, 2012
• Fun to read this 1998 review http://www.altx.com/ebr/reviews... Apr 17, 2012

  Fun to read this 1998 review http://www. altx.

• Imagineering, coined by the crazy dreamers at Alcoa... Apr 17, 2012

  Imagineering, coined by the crazy dreamers at Alcoa http://en. wikipedia.

• The Alexamenos graffito is "among the earliest known... Apr 17, 2012

  The Alexamenos graffito is "among the earliest known representations of the Crucifixion of Jesus" http://en. wikipedia.

• (Not that's *my* cofounder. Only God is my co-founder.) Apr 17, 2012

  @ginatrapani @anildash (Not that's *my* cofounder. Only God is my co-founder.

• "It integrates with...docs..Plus...I'm... Apr 17, 2012

  "It integrates with... docs..

• Right now someone with a journalism degree is getting... Apr 17, 2012

  Right now someone with a journalism degree is getting assigned to write about Google Drive. Analysts are preparing their quotes.

• For example bail is set universally high because defendants... Apr 16, 2012

  For example bail is set universally high because defendants are almost invariably flight risks.

• I'm done thinking about the pigeon and just thinking about... Apr 16, 2012

  I'm done thinking about the pigeon and just thinking about bird court.

• When you are on a jury with sparrows and robins there is a... Apr 16, 2012

  When you are on a jury with sparrows and robins there is a very obvious pecking order.

• I'm the only human on the jury, with five robins, four... Apr 16, 2012

  I'm the only human on the jury, with five robins, four herons, and two sparrows, one of them foreman. The alternates are voles.

• In bed trying to sleep imagining the discrimination suit... Apr 16, 2012

  In bed trying to sleep imagining the discrimination suit the pigeon files against the bus company.

• wait i tweeted that i'm pro-abortion like an hour ago and i... Apr 16, 2012
• women! let's hit them. Apr 16, 2012

  women! let's hit them.

• fuckit just gave another $100 to http://ippf.org this is... Apr 16, 2012

  fuckit just gave another $100 to http://ippf. org this is how i work out my anger, giving $$ to http://t.

• relieved abortion is done and we can focus on spanking. Apr 16, 2012

  relieved abortion is done and we can focus on spanking.

• We have to take semicolons seriously. Apr 16, 2012

  We have to take semicolons seriously.

• oh nothing just scobleizing Apr 16, 2012
• It's the "almost" that makes it. "In ye olden days most... Apr 16, 2012

  It's the "almost" that makes it. "In ye olden days most people almost always used litters, not jets, to travel.

• "Previously, people relied almost entirely on radio... Apr 16, 2012

  "Previously, people relied almost entirely on radio announcers, TV hosts, and traditional media to shape their opinions.

• i'm teaching my parrot to say "app" over and over again... Apr 16, 2012
• my daughter threw up into both my eyes and my mouth. having... Apr 16, 2012

  my daughter threw up into both my eyes and my mouth. having kids is basically like attending a nonstop g.

• On Monday, on Twitter, we are a nation of Garfields. Apr 16, 2012

  On Monday, on Twitter, we are a nation of Garfields.

• will pay for your LBGT program, East Pennsboro high school... Apr 16, 2012

  @anildash will pay for your LBGT program, East Pennsboro high school http://dashes. com/anil/2012/04/a-note-about-panther-pride.

• The Eidophusikon--"moving pictures" of 1786... Apr 16, 2012

  The Eidophusikon--"moving pictures" of 1786 http://dickbalzer. blogspot.

• Working together with a team of leading design thinkers to... Apr 15, 2012

  Working together with a team of leading design thinkers to create a new, accessible House Un-American Activities Committee.

• the concept of a quiet period should not be limited to ipos Apr 15, 2012
• Suzanne Vega learns to drive, 2003:... Apr 15, 2012

  Suzanne Vega learns to drive, 2003: http://www. nytimes.

• This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a... Apr 15, 2012

  This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a careless whisper.

• "Sleep soundly young Rose for I have built you a good... Apr 14, 2012

  "Sleep soundly young Rose for I have built you a good ship," is something I think whenever I am working on a project.

• No one talks about book club. Apr 14, 2012

  No one talks about book club.

• hedwig shot first Apr 13, 2012
• Microsoft Word Is Cumbersome, Inefficient, and Obsolete.... Apr 12, 2012

  Microsoft Word Is Cumbersome, Inefficient, and Obsolete. It’s Time for It To Die.

• I got in HUUUUUUGE trouble setting up a Linux box in Chris... Apr 12, 2012

  @digiphile I got in HUUUUUUGE trouble setting up a Linux box in Chris G. 's office to host Lib Arts website.

• Live @waxpancake call-in at http://tummelvision.tv podcast! Apr 12, 2012

  Live @waxpancake call-in at http://tummelvision. tv podcast!

• [CFJs 1911-1914 (called 18 March 2008): Physical realities... Apr 12, 2012

  [CFJs 1911-1914 (called 18 March 2008): Physical realities supersede the Rules by default. ] http://agora.

• Some NOMIC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomic) games have... Apr 12, 2012

  Some NOMIC ( http://en. wikipedia.

• now i'm looking for that coldplay song that sounds like... Apr 12, 2012
• Babies everyone, analog babies.... Apr 12, 2012

  Babies everyone, analog babies. https://twitter.

• STOP THE TRAFFIC Apr 12, 2012
• "My two year old niece is better informed about technology... Apr 12, 2012

  "My two year old niece is better informed about technology then him.

• "Who give a fuck what Paul Ford thinks about Coldplay... Apr 12, 2012

  "Who give a fuck what Paul Ford thinks about Coldplay anyway. " http://techcrunch.

• jesus christ baby i already changed you yesterday Apr 12, 2012
• Every time CeCe Penniston finishes an important and... Apr 12, 2012

  Every time CeCe Penniston finishes an important and challenging task I wonder what she says.

• Great technical piece on rendering the world, percentages... Apr 12, 2012

  Great technical piece on rendering the world, percentages covered by roads, etc. http://mapbox.

• “@beep: @ftrain http://bukk.it/algebraic.gif y/n” y Apr 11, 2012

  “ @beep : @ftrain http://bukk. it/algebraic.

• oh god I can see forever Apr 11, 2012
• no one told me that there are tiny mouthless creatures... Apr 11, 2012
• No one ever told me that dogs can have a human face Apr 11, 2012
• coney island avenue like six blocks away a sign that says... Apr 11, 2012
• no seriously have you ever looked at your hand no I mean... Apr 11, 2012
• Blocks have endings I was totally sure that jeweler sold... Apr 11, 2012
• I can see serifs on store awnings a block away Apr 11, 2012
• I just got glasses the world is much more detailed than i... Apr 11, 2012
• The real problem Apr 11, 2012
• Don't worry it's just pretend. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Apr 11, 2012

  Don't worry it's just pretend. https://twitter.

• If I had stepped out of the car and seen all those people I... Apr 11, 2012

  @mattlanger If I had stepped out of the car and seen all those people I would have cried.

• The funpass is an awesome deal. Apr 11, 2012

  The funpass is an awesome deal.

• A really good Mlkshk: http://mlkshk.com/user/adrian Apr 11, 2012

  A really good Mlkshk: http://mlkshk.

• Turns out a lot of people don't know what a poetry chapbook... Apr 11, 2012

  Turns out a lot of people don't know what a poetry chapbook is. See: http://www.

• The sense of ownership and centralization diminishes the... Apr 11, 2012

  @fraying The sense of ownership and centralization diminishes the sense of play and exploration and hurts the network.

• Aggregate me! But let me disaggregate myself. Apr 11, 2012

  Aggregate me! But let me disaggregate myself.

• Ludic surplus? Apr 11, 2012

  Ludic surplus?

• Well, @Mike_FTW, hairstyles are now my #3 Klout area of... Apr 10, 2012

  Well, @Mike_FTW , hairstyles are now my #3 Klout area of expertise. https://twitter.

• God it is in all its gray gelatinous slow-pan-fried glory... Apr 10, 2012

  @samohtsivraj God it is in all its gray gelatinous slow-pan-fried glory isn't it?

• Did you want to read my thoughts on Instagram? TOO BAD... Apr 10, 2012

  Did you want to read my thoughts on Instagram? TOO BAD because here they are.

• of course I'm seriouish Apr 10, 2012
• man dead can dance can really fuck up a gym playlist Apr 10, 2012
• seriously you are all usability experts? Apr 10, 2012

  seriously you are all usability experts?

• Klout score is basically the reciprocal of indie cred. Apr 10, 2012

  Klout score is basically the reciprocal of indie cred.

• Holy shit Peter O'Toole needed some money. Apr 10, 2012

  Holy shit Peter O'Toole needed some money.

• I need to find something different to be obsessed about for... Apr 10, 2012
• On Klout: "Just because someone’s from MIT doesn’t mean... Apr 9, 2012

  On Klout: "Just because someone’s from MIT doesn’t mean they know something. " Sad trombone.

• Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out Apr 9, 2012

  “Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out” is the title of something I wrote for New York Magazine ‘s website.

• Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out Apr 9, 2012
• MetaFilter demoscene roundup http://www.metafilter.com/11470... Apr 9, 2012

  MetaFilter demoscene roundup http://www. metafilter.

• I want to live in a world where we make fun of Ashley Judd... Apr 9, 2012

  I want to live in a world where we make fun of Ashley Judd for her acting, not for her body. http://www.

• RIP Jack Tramiel http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2012... Apr 9, 2012

  RIP Jack Tramiel http://www. forbes.

• The great American comment. Apr 9, 2012

  The great American comment.

• why are people covering this crap when Obama is a lizard Apr 9, 2012
• i mean shit that's like five mashables Apr 9, 2012
• oh God there are going to be so many opinions today Apr 9, 2012
• Irony-free day was over before it started. Apr 9, 2012

  Irony-free day was over before it started.

• The Q train is uninspiring this morning. Apr 9, 2012

  The Q train is uninspiring this morning.

• "Hey, did you like the original Titanic, but wish you could... Apr 8, 2012

  "Hey, did you like the original Titanic, but wish you could also have a headache? " http://jezebel.

• "But not all parents in brownstone Brooklyn’s politically... Apr 8, 2012

  "But not all parents in brownstone Brooklyn’s politically correct bastion are so hot and bothered.

• I love when the NYPost stirs the shit in Park Slope. This... Apr 8, 2012

  I love when the NYPost stirs the shit in Park Slope. This is perfectly calculated to maximize indignation: http://www.

• Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley... Apr 7, 2012

  Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley http://ftrain. com/rv.

• You get the sense John Derbyshire gives this talk a lot. Apr 7, 2012

  You get the sense John Derbyshire gives this talk a lot.

• Looks like God needed something to hang over his sofa. Apr 6, 2012

  Looks like God needed something to hang over his sofa.

• The joy of having exactly the right Allen wrench at exactly... Apr 6, 2012

  The joy of having exactly the right Allen wrench at exactly the right moment.

• Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley Apr 6, 2012

  When I first joined the People of the Red Valley all those years ago I was glad to share water. I had been in Fathers of the Blue Sky and Sons of the Lion but I did not feel welcome in either family and I could tell that the People of the Red Valley were serious about creating a tribe that would provide me with a high quality of food, shelter, and opportunities for mating.

• #neuraesthenic Apr 6, 2012
• Product idea: Velcro noose Apr 6, 2012
• My son and daughter are rolling around on blankets, crying... Apr 6, 2012

  My son and daughter are rolling around on blankets, crying and drooling, their faces attracting cat hair. They look like sweaters.

• when we see photos a naked hillary in a forest at night... Apr 6, 2012
• Do we have to take BetaBeat's analysis of how we're not to... Apr 6, 2012

  Do we have to take BetaBeat's analysis of how we're not to take the Randi Zuckerberg reality show seriously seriously? http://www.

• "Beware of the guy in a room." http://www.sdtimes.com/blog/p... Apr 6, 2012

  "Beware of the guy in a room. " http://www.

• there is a Lexus here in Brooklyn that is being a real... Apr 6, 2012

  @thelancearthur there is a Lexus here in Brooklyn that is being a real asshole.

• I'm assuming Oompa-Loompas are orange inside. Only one way... Apr 6, 2012

  I'm assuming Oompa-Loompas are orange inside. Only one way to find out, really.

• I just finished feeding two six-month-olds with colds a cup... Apr 6, 2012

  I just finished feeding two six-month-olds with colds a cup of squash. The living room looks like an Oompa-Loompa was shot here.

• Kids! Come to NYC and watch @kellan wake up early!... Apr 6, 2012

  Kids! Come to NYC and watch @kellan wake up early!

• The childfree mommybloggers meetup was really weird. Apr 6, 2012

  The childfree mommybloggers meetup was really weird.

• called me: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Jew." "Jew who?"... Apr 6, 2012

  @heyitsal called me: "Knock knock. " "Who's there?

• I feel I have to read YCombinator, basically so I know what... Apr 6, 2012

  I feel I have to read YCombinator, basically so I know what batshit tech craziness is in the pipeline.

• Like, you MUST read Vanity Fair if you're a horrible NYC... Apr 6, 2012

  Like, you MUST read Vanity Fair if you're a horrible NYC rich person. You have no choice, and on those terms it's amazing.

• Unless it's something I wrote. Apr 6, 2012

  Unless it's something I wrote.

• I don't trust soc'l for this--when people preface tweets... Apr 6, 2012

  I don't trust soc'l for this--when people preface tweets with the words "MUST READ" you can safely filter those out.

• (To be clear the magazine was not one we were personally... Apr 6, 2012

  (To be clear the magazine was not one we were personally involved in, now or ever--more of a newspaper, actually.

• So I'm thinking about what do I *HAVE* to read or I risk... Apr 6, 2012

  So I'm thinking about what do I *HAVE* to read or I risk screwing up my life? It's not a long list.

• Talking with an ex-Harper's pal last week, he said of a... Apr 6, 2012

  Talking with an ex-Harper's pal last week, he said of a magazine: "She's great but she hasn't made me HAVE to read it.

• Goodnight moon. Apr 6, 2012

  Goodnight moon.

• A cat has come up and is kneading my chest. My wife is... Apr 6, 2012

  A cat has come up and is kneading my chest. My wife is still.

• Someone is alone on the rear car of a Q train as it moves... Apr 6, 2012

  Someone is alone on the rear car of a Q train as it moves slowly across the Manhattan Br. They are looking north, Brooklyn Br behind them.

• A cat is scratching her scratching pad. People in the... Apr 6, 2012

  A cat is scratching her scratching pad. People in the Rockaways will soon wake up to get ready for the construction shift.

• My wife is stirring beside me. The gas tanks of the Mobil... Apr 6, 2012

  My wife is stirring beside me. The gas tanks of the Mobil station across the street ($4.

• In midtown @michaelroston is at work editing the home page... Apr 6, 2012

  In midtown @michaelroston is at work editing the home page of the Times. People in London are scheduling drinks.

• Young lawyers calling car service to take them home after... Apr 6, 2012

  Young lawyers calling car service to take them home after they send a final email. Old men cooking oatmeal.

• In bed trying to sleep after soothing my daughter. Thinking... Apr 6, 2012

  In bed trying to sleep after soothing my daughter. Thinking about the world at 4:41.

• An animated GIF of a little German kid in a factory going... Apr 5, 2012

  An animated GIF of a little German kid in a factory going "DAS KAPITAL.

• Gentrify Occupy Apr 5, 2012
• Akira next to Nadine Gordimer next to Jedi secrets. A lady... Apr 5, 2012

  Akira next to Nadine Gordimer next to Jedi secrets. A lady gave me a new card and was polite to people without much English with hard ?

• I just went into the newly remodeled Cortelyou St. public... Apr 5, 2012

  I just went into the newly remodeled Cortelyou St. public library and it was awesome.

• This reads like @Mike_FTW's http://usesthis.com interview:... Apr 5, 2012

  This reads like @Mike_FTW 's http://usesthis. com interview: http://www.

• My $5,000,000 grant to create a newspaper that works on a... Apr 5, 2012

  My $5,000,000 grant to create a newspaper that works on a jet motorcycle just came through from the Dark Knight Foundation.

• Do what I do and just sit around waiting for grants. Apr 5, 2012

  @matthewbaldwin Do what I do and just sit around waiting for grants.

• Kickstarter would make a good board game. Apr 5, 2012

  Kickstarter would make a good board game.

• "not everyone has the resources to hunt down an emu"... Apr 5, 2012

  "not everyone has the resources to hunt down an emu" http://jezebel.

• Inside Awesome Tank are things like NASA models and Pac-Man... Apr 5, 2012

  Inside Awesome Tank are things like NASA models and Pac-Man and glitter and sweaters &amp; everything is in macramé creches.

• I want to get a camper and call it AWESOME TANK and ask... Apr 5, 2012

  I want to get a camper and call it AWESOME TANK and ask people in NYC "Are you awesome"? And if they say yes high fives.

• In hindsight, Apple acquired NeXT in the same way the Roman... Apr 5, 2012

  In hindsight, Apple acquired NeXT in the same way the Roman Empire acquired Christianity.

• Don't hate the hater. Apr 5, 2012

  Don't hate the hater.

• Will Kate Winslet's boobs be all 3dized in the Titanic... Apr 5, 2012

  Will Kate Winslet's boobs be all 3dized in the Titanic rerelease? Will they shoot into the audience and scare everyone?

• Meat without feet, Columbus Circle... Apr 5, 2012

  Meat without feet, Columbus Circle https://twitter.

• The song "No Scrubs" is great for classifying scrubs. It'a... Apr 5, 2012

  The song "No Scrubs" is great for classifying scrubs. It'a basically a field guide to the North American Buster.

• Finally, a website for narcissists. Apr 5, 2012

  Finally, a website for narcissists.

• The lizards that control me are seriously getting on my... Apr 5, 2012

  The lizards that control me are seriously getting on my nerves.

• True, but I liked the where-are-they-now.... Apr 5, 2012

  @petermanseau True, but I liked the where-are-they-now. http://www.

• "The complete planet is very large."... Apr 5, 2012

  "The complete planet is very large. " http://planet.

• Do we have to take Thomas Friedman seriously? Apr 5, 2012

  Do we have to take Thomas Friedman seriously?

• "We look forward to at least 8,000 quarters of growth." Apr 5, 2012

  "We look forward to at least 8,000 quarters of growth.

• Genoways departs beneath a cloud:... Apr 5, 2012

  Genoways departs beneath a cloud: http://cvillenews.

• "I'll continue on as an advisor and will remain on the... Apr 5, 2012

  "I'll continue on as an advisor and will remain on the board.

• Christ's farewell email to his disciples. "Leaving behind... Apr 5, 2012

  Christ's farewell email to his disciples. "Leaving behind an amazing team.

• Today is National Draw Nothing Day. Apr 5, 2012

  Today is National Draw Nothing Day.

• leads to mad peep disease Apr 4, 2012
• I just got an uninvitation from an unconference. Apr 4, 2012

  I just got an uninvitation from an unconference.

• The number one use of Google Glasses will be recording your... Apr 4, 2012

  The number one use of Google Glasses will be recording your own death when you are killed by a mob for tweeness.

• Do we have to take Google Glasses seriously? Apr 4, 2012

  Do we have to take Google Glasses seriously?

• "The most uptight vendors are the German artisanal stuffed... Apr 4, 2012

  "The most uptight vendors are the German artisanal stuffed animal salesmen. " http://thehairpin.

• The Sidon Soap Museum, Lebanon:... Apr 4, 2012

  The Sidon Soap Museum, Lebanon: http://en. wikipedia.

• extends its reach into a new finance vertical reaching... Apr 4, 2012

  @theawl extends its reach into a new finance vertical reaching influencers for maximum brand syzergy http://thebillfold.

• Not just keeping time. Keeping time safe. Apr 4, 2012

  Not just keeping time. Keeping time safe.

• Is yours a happy beard sir? Or it it a beard of melancholy? Apr 4, 2012

  Is yours a happy beard sir? Or it it a beard of melancholy?

• For the record I don't approve of people who call Weekers... Apr 4, 2012

  For the record I don't approve of people who call Weekers "Time Traitors. " Weekers deserve to be scheduled like Monther Majority.

• If you kids don't stop fighting I'm going to turn the beat... Apr 4, 2012

  If you kids don't stop fighting I'm going to turn the beat around.

• The United Nations has named 2018 the International Year of... Apr 4, 2012

  The United Nations has named 2018 the International Year of the Month. Yeah Monthers!

• The wonderful moment a few years ago when the bodega on... Apr 4, 2012

  The wonderful moment a few years ago when the bodega on Caton sold beagles http://twitpic.

• piece on games features game that lets you shoot down DOM... Apr 4, 2012

  @NYTmag piece on games features game that lets you shoot down DOM objects on page (but not ads).

• I propose May as National Month Month, to celebrate... Apr 4, 2012

  I propose May as National Month Month, to celebrate calendars. Or if there's no political will, National Month Week.

• Old albums on the floor by the bed leaned against the... Apr 4, 2012

  Old albums on the floor by the bed leaned against the exposed brick wall.

• High fructose banner ads Apr 4, 2012
• That's enough righteousness out of me. Damn repubs pierce... Apr 4, 2012

  That's enough righteousness out of me. Damn repubs pierce my ironosphere.

• The parallel universe where Andrea Dworkin was a comic-book... Apr 4, 2012

  The parallel universe where Andrea Dworkin was a comic-book artist.

• Not that the two are mutually exclusive. Apr 3, 2012

  Not that the two are mutually exclusive.

• We are emphatically not living in the future, because we... Apr 3, 2012

  We are emphatically not living in the future, because we currently have access to college, gas, protein, and abortions.

• I don't need to know what my friends are reading as much as... Apr 3, 2012

  I don't need to know what my friends are reading as much as what the malevolent forces that conspire against me are reading.

• Co-foundlings Apr 3, 2012
• I don't really think of them as twins as much as... Apr 3, 2012

  I don't really think of them as twins as much as co-founders.

• Backus Noir Apr 3, 2012
• Cat kibbutz Apr 3, 2012
• Perl6 vs. Jarndyce Apr 3, 2012

  Perl6 vs.

• In the house tonight. Apr 3, 2012

  In the house tonight.

• Impotence mismatch Apr 3, 2012
• Wait XML is for documents? Apr 3, 2012

  Wait XML is for documents?

• I promise I will never take blogs seriously. Apr 3, 2012

  @maxfenton I promise I will never take blogs seriously.

• Protip: pronounce it been-ya-meen, like you are telling a... Apr 3, 2012

  Protip: pronounce it been-ya-meen, like you are telling a bean that it's mean.

• The list of things I have to take seriously is getting... Apr 3, 2012

  The list of things I have to take seriously is getting suuuuuper-long lately. An we combine them?

• Wait we have to take the New Aesthetic seriously now too? Apr 3, 2012

  Wait we have to take the New Aesthetic seriously now too?

• Gotcha churnalism. Apr 3, 2012

  Gotcha churnalism.

• Oh god we're going to have to take video games seriously... Apr 3, 2012

  Oh god we're going to have to take video games seriously for the rest of my life.

• I would have liked to have been in Jodeci. Apr 3, 2012

  I would have liked to have been in Jodeci.

• Lightfoot is a good middle-name-in-quotes. Barack... Apr 3, 2012

  Lightfoot is a good middle-name-in-quotes. Barack "Lightfoot" Obama.

• Shins road trip. Apr 2, 2012

  Shins road trip.

• Don't let my experience distract you from my lack of... Apr 2, 2012

  Don't let my experience distract you from my lack of credentials.

• Things that are not related to Apple. Apr 2, 2012

  Things that are not related to Apple.

• The Clinton Administration kind of ruined Fleetwood Mac for... Apr 2, 2012

  The Clinton Administration kind of ruined Fleetwood Mac for me.

• "Place is a pause in movement." --Yi-Fu Tuan Apr 2, 2012

  "Place is a pause in movement.

• My clothes have been so many more places than I have. Apr 1, 2012

  My clothes have been so many more places than I have.

• Web 1.0 theme restaurants. Apr 1, 2012

  Web 1. 0 theme restaurants.

• People are really very angry about breastfeeding today. Apr 1, 2012

  People are really very angry about breastfeeding today.

• "Good gosh a'mighty, retarded people love them some Huey... Apr 1, 2012

  "Good gosh a'mighty, retarded people love them some Huey Lewis.

• Huey Lewis mentions always make me think of this:... Apr 1, 2012

  Huey Lewis mentions always make me think of this: http://www. sfweekly.

• (Settling on No Sleep Till Hammersmith) Apr 1, 2012
• It sucks when you move to NYC because everyone like went to... Apr 1, 2012

  It sucks when you move to NYC because everyone like went to France with Ethical Cult. or on kibbutz, and you're like, I did a hayride.

• Like, I remember we went to the Presbyterian Youth... Apr 1, 2012

  Like, I remember we went to the Presbyterian Youth Triennium and some kids stole a bunch of vodka and it ended with tears&amp;backrubs.

• Anyone have any horrible religious youth group memories? Apr 1, 2012

  Anyone have any horrible religious youth group memories?

• I actually thought I had a RATT memory but it's kind of... Apr 1, 2012

  I actually thought I had a RATT memory but it's kind of complicated and lame.

• Some superfan had painted all of the band members on a... Apr 1, 2012

  Some superfan had painted all of the band members on a pickup truck and had written I'VE BEEN POISONED on the side.

• I like when old feuding heavy metal musicians make up with... Apr 1, 2012

  I like when old feuding heavy metal musicians make up with each other because they can't remember why they were fighting.

• I like doofy April Fool's web stuff, & obsessive catalogers... Mar 31, 2012

  I like doofy April Fool's web stuff, &amp; obsessive catalogers of same--but also the April Fool's haters. That is, I enjoy the Internet.

• Collier's relaunched in Feb with an essay by Gingrich.... Mar 31, 2012

  @matt_creamer Collier's relaunched in Feb with an essay by Gingrich. http://colliersmagazine.

• The New York Times Guide to Home Repair Without a Man... Mar 31, 2012

  The New York Times Guide to Home Repair Without a Man https://twitter.

• The CEO of Pure LatexBliss, a mattress manufacturer...has... Mar 31, 2012

  The CEO of Pure LatexBliss, a mattress manufacturer... has adopted Mr.

• "I hope that he is leisurely eaten alive by a pack of rabid... Mar 31, 2012

  "I hope that he is leisurely eaten alive by a pack of rabid gay kittens. " http://www.

• The death of Marat in emoji! 👳 📝🛀✂ (🇫🇷?) Mar 29, 2012

  The death of Marat in emoji! 👳 📝🛀✂ (🇫🇷?

• I don't usually like to promote events, but Jean-Paul Marat... Mar 29, 2012

  I don't usually like to promote events, but Jean-Paul Marat died in 1793.

• Sort of like, get Ogilvy and David A. Aaker and just... Mar 29, 2012

  Sort of like, get Ogilvy and David A. Aaker and just respond in the most Maoist way.

• I.e. FUD about the whole smartphone category. Cancer is... Mar 29, 2012

  I. e.

• I think the story would be sort of kid culture jammers... Mar 29, 2012

  I think the story would be sort of kid culture jammers called up to the big leagues of highly funded brand warfare.

• I love advertising, BTW, esp. historic ads. But that... Mar 29, 2012

  I love advertising, BTW, esp. historic ads.

• Brand warfare would make a good short story if nothing else. Mar 29, 2012

  Brand warfare would make a good short story if nothing else.

• Just seeding the media landscape with hilarious unavoidable... Mar 29, 2012

  Just seeding the media landscape with hilarious unavoidable memes, taking down, say, Nike. Pure unethical invention.

• Imagining a war on brands and branding. Not so much the... Mar 29, 2012

  Imagining a war on brands and branding. Not so much the polemical Adbusters approach as actual inversion and coopting.

• "I bet the people who hate civil liberties have really nice... Mar 29, 2012
• “@tumblr: Tumblr crossed the 20-billion-post mark Monday... Mar 28, 2012

  “ @tumblr : Tumblr crossed the 20-billion-post mark Monday night http://www. tumblr.

• So okay @RachelFersh @elizabethminkel months ago I made up... Mar 28, 2012

  So okay @RachelFersh @elizabethminkel months ago I made up the most boring book ever and shopped the cover: http://mlkshk.

• I think verties is probably the most annoying slang for... Mar 28, 2012

  I think verties is probably the most annoying slang for verticals. Testing: "Launching my verties!!!????

• in that case let's launch verticals together Mar 28, 2012
• Let's talk verticals. Mar 28, 2012

  Let's talk verticals.

• What did they do with Cheney's old heart? Mar 28, 2012

  What did they do with Cheney's old heart?

• thump thooka whompa whomp pish pish pish thumpaty wompah... Mar 28, 2012

  thump thooka whompa whomp pish pish pish thumpaty wompah pah pah pah --The New Yorker #ixzz1qQIIZLEl " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. newyorker.

• Jury duty in Brooklyn. Watching a low-budget video of... Mar 28, 2012

  Jury duty in Brooklyn. Watching a low-budget video of medieval trial by ordeal narrated by Ed Bradley.

• “I’m Fantasia” » The Slumbering Lungfish Dybbuk Hostel and... Mar 28, 2012

  “I’m Fantasia” » The Slumbering Lungfish Dybbuk Hostel and All-Night Boulangerie - http://tinyurl.

• Bleak House, but the lawsuit is in space on two ships... Mar 27, 2012

  Bleak House, but the lawsuit is in space on two ships headed to opposite stars and dealing with relativistic time.

• I start many sentences with "Speaking as a joke," Mar 27, 2012
• Dragonspayer Mar 27, 2012
• ©➿🅿 Mar 27, 2012
• I have become the thing to mock. Which is funny in its own... Mar 27, 2012

  @blurryyellow I have become the thing to mock. Which is funny in its own way.

• Um I'm confused Mar 27, 2012
• I had a $2 fake cell to annoy my friends and I would tell... Mar 27, 2012

  @blurryyellow I had a $2 fake cell to annoy my friends and I would tell "sell, sell" into it while we walked around the city.

• Remember when people with cell phones were pretentious and... Mar 27, 2012

  Remember when people with cell phones were pretentious and self-absorbed assholes.

• Watching firemen back the truck into the Cortelyou St.... Mar 27, 2012

  Watching firemen back the truck into the Cortelyou St. station in one smooth motion reminds me that everything I think is stupid.

• A big sign that says IRONY with an arrow that points to... Mar 27, 2012
• Why?????????????????? Mar 27, 2012

  Why??????????????????

• Are extra question marks annoying?????????????????? Mar 27, 2012

  Are extra question marks annoying??????????????????

• will your new web app feature thumbkissing?... Mar 27, 2012

  @anildash @ginatrapani will your new web app feature thumbkissing? http://techcrunch.

• and @ginatrapani seeking to destroy the NATURAL ORDER of... Mar 27, 2012

  @anildash and @ginatrapani seeking to destroy the NATURAL ORDER of big cos owning all data #socialism ???????? http://techcrunch.

• http://m.npr.org/story/149379355 Easter egg hunt canceled... Mar 26, 2012

  http://m. npr.

• Est size of heaven, in cubic miles, according to the... Mar 26, 2012

  Est size of heaven, in cubic miles, according to the Reverend Billy Graham: 1,500 http://harpers.

• http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/26/nyregion/at-ailing-brookly... Mar 26, 2012

  http://www. nytimes.

• Atop an old PHP file: "DEAR GOD REFACTOR ME FOR I AM... Mar 26, 2012

  Atop an old PHP file: "DEAR GOD REFACTOR ME FOR I AM INEXCUSABLE AT THIS POINT, A VERITABLE JUMBLE. YET HIGHLY CACHEABLE.

• http://mikedaisey.blogspot.com/2012/03/some-thoughts-after-s... Mar 26, 2012

  http://mikedaisey. blogspot.

• Any web framework demonstrated in a screencast is... Mar 25, 2012

  Any web framework demonstrated in a screencast is indistinguishable from magic.

• This is nothing against people. It's just that dogs don't... Mar 24, 2012

  This is nothing against people. It's just that dogs don't invite you to so many events.

• I'm far more excited when dogs accept my friend requests... Mar 24, 2012

  I'm far more excited when dogs accept my friend requests than when people do.

• “That’s going to be the newest thing in real estate... Mar 24, 2012

  “That’s going to be the newest thing in real estate nowadays ... a media room and a red room of pain,” he says with a laugh.

• ...says a 47-year-old divorced man, whose female friend... Mar 24, 2012

  ... says a 47-year-old divorced man, whose female friend convinced him to read it despite his penchant for “Holocaust genre” literature.

• ...at the last minute asked to omit her last name because... Mar 24, 2012

  ... at the last minute asked to omit her last name because she didn’t “want my doormen knowing I read this book.

• “I was on the Acela" Mar 24, 2012
• Yogel agrees: “It’s revitalized everyone’s marriage on the... Mar 24, 2012
• “It’s just a fun escape from the daily mundane of trudging... Mar 24, 2012

  “It’s just a fun escape from the daily mundane of trudging kids around and, you know, marriage,” says a 40-year-old UES mother of three.

• ...who hails “Fifty Shades” as “the new kabbalah for female... Mar 24, 2012

  ... who hails “Fifty Shades” as “the new kabbalah for female bonding in this city.

• “I found myself explaining what BDSM was to some of the... Mar 24, 2012

  “I found myself explaining what BDSM was to some of the moms at Saturday morning basketball,” says power publicist Alison Brod...

• "excited whispers about the book’s 'red room of pain' (a... Mar 24, 2012
• Amazing lines in this NYPost article on "50 Shades of Grey"... Mar 24, 2012

  Amazing lines in this NYPost article on "50 Shades of Grey" follow. http://www.

• It was 10 shades of grey before it showed up on HuffPo. Mar 24, 2012

  It was 10 shades of grey before it showed up on HuffPo.

• The parallel universe where Conny Plank produced The Joshua... Mar 24, 2012

  The parallel universe where Conny Plank produced The Joshua Tree. http://en.

• "The halcyon days of Choire Sicha."... Mar 23, 2012

  "The halcyon days of Choire Sicha. " http://www.

• Publishing a book in 2012 is like trying to kiss the ass of... Mar 23, 2012

  Publishing a book in 2012 is like trying to kiss the ass of a ghost. You're puckered up, eyes closed--but there's no ass.

• "the sea has nothing to give but a well excavated grave."... Mar 23, 2012

  "the sea has nothing to give but a well excavated grave.

• Autotune Symphony of Science TED remix... Mar 23, 2012

  Autotune Symphony of Science TED remix http://www. youtube.

• A human mass that seethes for access. Mar 23, 2012

  A human mass that seethes for access.

• Gives me time to do my Bob Garfield word jumble. Mar 23, 2012

  @chuck_bowen Gives me time to do my Bob Garfield word jumble.

• "A Nina Totenberg inspired crossword for your weekend." Mar 23, 2012

  "A Nina Totenberg inspired crossword for your weekend.

• Well, if u can't do it w/&lt;!LINKTYPE&gt;/&amp; features... Mar 22, 2012

  Well, if u can't do it w/&amp;lt;! LINKTYPE&amp;gt;/&amp;amp; features o/SGML/&amp;amp; if u can't hack it in HyTime/No sweat!

• Silicon Valley Story, The Preview 1.3, a film by/starring... Mar 22, 2012

  Silicon Valley Story, The Preview 1. 3, a film by/starring Ted Nelson w/Doug Engelbart: http://www.

• What in God's name will the "Teen Mom"-inspired car be... Mar 22, 2012

  What in God's name will the "Teen Mom"-inspired car be like? Does it automatically drive itself off a cliff?

• "The strategy is to infuse GM with the same insights that... Mar 22, 2012

  "The strategy is to infuse GM with the same insights that made MTV reality shows like 'Jersey Shore' and 'Teen Mom' breakout hits.

• Forty-six percent of drivers aged 18 to 24 said they would... Mar 22, 2012

  Forty-six percent of drivers aged 18 to 24 said they would choose Internet access over owning a car. http://www.

• My standing desk is paleo. Mar 22, 2012

  My standing desk is paleo.

• Page Mass, Screenleech, Eyeshitter, Squamous Remora,... Mar 22, 2012
• Longreads gets ads http://adage.com/article/mediaworks/virgi... Mar 22, 2012

  Longreads gets ads http://adage.

• Bilingual, raw food, balloons = 1st birthday party.... Mar 22, 2012

  Bilingual, raw food, balloons = 1st birthday party. http://www.

• Smog computing: http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/... Mar 22, 2012

  Smog computing: http://www. antipope.

• NYC great today. The Village. Sun, sidewalk gum. "Kiss of... Mar 22, 2012

  NYC great today. The Village.

• The last uncontacted tribe on the Internet Mar 21, 2012
• "The methods include FileLawsuits, FileComplaints...... Mar 21, 2012

  "The methods include FileLawsuits, FileComplaints... GetCaseHistory and so on" http://blog.

• This pop-up hotel is actually just an abandoned Arby's. Mar 21, 2012

  This pop-up hotel is actually just an abandoned Arby's.

• I am life coaching the shit out of the cats right now. Mar 21, 2012

  I am life coaching the shit out of the cats right now.

• No one says "have a good one" outside of the gym. Mar 21, 2012

  No one says "have a good one" outside of the gym.

• "Lunch, disrupted" Mar 20, 2012
• The best technology journalism is in my heart. Mar 20, 2012

  The best technology journalism is in my heart.

• For context--whenever I hear calls for politeness I go here... Mar 19, 2012

  @benjaminjackson @brainpicker For context--whenever I hear calls for politeness I go here in my head: http://harpers.

• That blog post, however, made your entire neat project... Mar 19, 2012

  @benjaminjackson @brainpicker That blog post, however, made your entire neat project DEEPLY suspect. http://www.

• That wasn't meanspirited derision. That was me trying out... Mar 19, 2012

  @brainpicker That wasn't meanspirited derision. That was me trying out an interesting idea and playing with it.

• Reading http://chronicle.com/blogs/wiredcampus/could-many-un... Mar 19, 2012

  Reading http://chronicle. com/blogs/wiredcampus/could-many-universities-follow-borders-bookstores-into-oblivion/35711?

• All movies can now automatically become comic books... Mar 19, 2012

  All movies can now automatically become comic books http://www. physorg.

• Boomslang. Mar 19, 2012

  Boomslang.

• Secretary is really Bartleby slash fiction. Mar 19, 2012

  Secretary is really Bartleby slash fiction.

• I also found a list of slang I made up for VCs. Large firms... Mar 18, 2012

  I also found a list of slang I made up for VCs. Large firms like Sequoia or Oak are the "big trees" and angels are "featherdusters.

• 2.0 2.0. Mar 18, 2012

  2. 0 2.

• 14) The Seawall Abatement Disaster; 15) The Copper Blight;... Mar 18, 2012
• 8) The Palace Riots; 9) The Pandamjandemic; 10) The Eastern... Mar 18, 2012
• 3) The December Corn Strike; 4) Hurricane Mohammad; 5) The... Mar 18, 2012
• I found a list of 16 potential disasters I listed in a... Mar 18, 2012

  I found a list of 16 potential disasters I listed in a story.

• A History of the World: ᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥᔥ... Mar 18, 2012
• Folders where everything is a folder. Mar 18, 2012

  Folders where everything is a folder.

• On the bridge with a mouth full of bottle glass. Mar 18, 2012

  On the bridge with a mouth full of bottle glass.

• Ass kissing has a really lousy signal/noise ratio. Mar 17, 2012

  Ass kissing has a really lousy signal/noise ratio.

• May the road etc. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/18105261... Mar 17, 2012

  May the road etc. https://twitter.

• Coworker: "i can understand masturbating in public, that's... Mar 17, 2012

  Coworker: "i can understand masturbating in public, that's more or less normal, but why vandalize cars?

• "Recipes are product." http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/14/din... Mar 17, 2012

  "Recipes are product. " http://www.

• That last via @nzle Mar 17, 2012
• http://whoisthecutest.com/ Mar 17, 2012

  http://whoisthecutest.

• The Republicans have transformed me into an angry feminist.... Mar 16, 2012

  The Republicans have transformed me into an angry feminist. My wife pointed out yesterday that I'm mispronouncing hegemony.

• http://www.colonialswedes.org/forefathers/Yocum.html Mar 16, 2012

  http://www. colonialswedes.

• "He came to America because he got put in a dungeon when he... Mar 16, 2012

  "He came to America because he got put in a dungeon when he cut down a fruit tree to make combs for his horses.

• I am hearing about the Swedish log cabin. Mar 16, 2012

  I am hearing about the Swedish log cabin.

• My mom is here talking Swedish emigration 1638. My wife... Mar 16, 2012

  My mom is here talking Swedish emigration 1638. My wife just ran down her ancestors which is nine Bridgets.

• Together we can stop genealogy. Mar 16, 2012

  Together we can stop genealogy.

• I want plovers everywhere at the edge of vision. Subway... Mar 16, 2012

  I want plovers everywhere at the edge of vision. Subway plovers.

• Donno. Daisey's thing is open-sourced and awesome. The work... Mar 16, 2012

  @mattlanger Donno. Daisey's thing is open-sourced and awesome.

• I am going to go to America and report firsthand on the... Mar 16, 2012

  I am going to go to America and report firsthand on the conditions in the factories where they manufacture facts.

• At first I thought it was sort of ridiculous but the more I... Mar 16, 2012

  At first I thought it was sort of ridiculous but the more I read the more it feels like a sad breakdown in a bunch of systems.

• This Mike Daisey/This American Life thing is incredibly... Mar 16, 2012

  This Mike Daisey/This American Life thing is incredibly depressing.

• Shamrocks and Shenanigans. Mar 15, 2012

  Shamrocks and Shenanigans.

• I get to drink water and take the train across the bridge... Mar 15, 2012

  I get to drink water and take the train across the bridge and go to the shrink and eat low-calorie breakfasts. Done.

• they are on pigeon bikes talking about how hard it is to... Mar 15, 2012
• I get to help libraries, and get to write checks to help... Mar 15, 2012

  I get to help libraries, and get to write checks to help women own their bodies. I get to answer long emails about corporate priorities.

• I get to see the price of gas across the street $4.01, I... Mar 15, 2012

  I get to see the price of gas across the street $4. 01, I get to watch 70 people walk by and maybe 2000 in cars.

• I get to watch tiny kids in hijab wait for the B68. I get... Mar 15, 2012

  I get to watch tiny kids in hijab wait for the B68. I get to watch someone exercise their pigeons.

• I like to switch out the words have to with get to. I get... Mar 15, 2012

  I like to switch out the words have to with get to. I get to ride the bike.

• I go down to the little gym in my building in the mornings... Mar 15, 2012

  I go down to the little gym in my building in the mornings and watch Coney Island Avenue from the exercise bike.

• Culture with a capital K. Mar 15, 2012

  Culture with a capital K.

• Don't rather like. Mar 15, 2012

  Don't rather like.

• Whoa. --Howard Jones Mar 15, 2012

  Whoa.

• (1) It's stupid; (2) only teens use it; (3) only women use... Mar 14, 2012

  (1) It's stupid; (2) only teens use it; (3) only women use it; (4) we just couldn't compete with it being free.

• Why I Am Leaving the Whig Party Mar 14, 2012
• And on this R train for Grace mannish water ram goat flavor... Mar 14, 2012

  And on this R train for Grace mannish water ram goat flavor soup mix.

• The parallel universe with paragraphs. Mar 14, 2012

  The parallel universe with paragraphs.

• Unfettered bartlebism is destroying America. Mar 14, 2012

  Unfettered bartlebism is destroying America.

• On the train on the bridge into the city the Mohawk and the... Mar 14, 2012

  On the train on the bridge into the city the Mohawk and the hi-top fade have converged with hopeful and glorious results.

• Back on the bridge. When I get home I will tell the... Mar 13, 2012

  Back on the bridge. When I get home I will tell the sleeping children, on video monitor, everything.

• I keep imagining an "It Gets Better" video for former... Mar 13, 2012

  @ClaraJeffery @billwasik I keep imagining an "It Gets Better" video for former editors with LHL cameo.

• Everyone calm down. We can't fix this. Mar 13, 2012

  Everyone calm down. We can't fix this.

• 2005-2010 http://www.theawl.com/2012/03/rich-mans-rant-about... Mar 13, 2012

  2005-2010 http://www. theawl.

• From now on this unicode character indicates an... Mar 13, 2012

  From now on this unicode character indicates an underutilized liberal arts degree ❦.

• Hiding from my destiny is my destiny. Mar 13, 2012

  Hiding from my destiny is my destiny.

• Collectively we forgot how to throw away a newspaper. #sxsw Mar 13, 2012

  Collectively we forgot how to throw away a newspaper.

• Monetize me I said and the city said yes. Mar 13, 2012

  Monetize me I said and the city said yes.

• Phones nestled into open books. Mar 13, 2012

  Phones nestled into open books.

• I am on a train on a bridge in a city. Everyone is reading... Mar 13, 2012

  I am on a train on a bridge in a city. Everyone is reading or doing makeup or playing games and has been monetized.

• Is aggregation? Mar 13, 2012

  Is aggregation?

• Can someone tell me how to pronounce "Lefebvre"? Yes I know... Mar 12, 2012

  Can someone tell me how to pronounce "Lefebvre"? Yes I know that this is a pretentious question.

• but how do you log into your email? Mar 12, 2012

  @fearofcode @hmason but how do you log into your email?

• Well at least we know it wasn't a talent acquisition. Mar 12, 2012

  Well at least we know it wasn't a talent acquisition.

• "I’m all for committing at the earliest possible moment."... Mar 11, 2012

  "I’m all for committing at the earliest possible moment. " --Alan Parsons http://www.

• My tiny son just gave the biggest, happiest, most joyful... Mar 11, 2012

  My tiny son just gave the biggest, happiest, most joyful smile I've ever seen to the vacuum cleaner.

• The weather is just beautiful in NYC. Good day to go to the... Mar 11, 2012

  The weather is just beautiful in NYC. Good day to go to the park without phones.

• I like things where you can squint and see patterns. Mar 11, 2012

  I like things where you can squint and see patterns.

• My startup will save both Africa AND longform journalism. Mar 10, 2012

  My startup will save both Africa AND longform journalism.

• Incredibly excited to announce that The Decemberists are... Mar 10, 2012

  Incredibly excited to announce that The Decemberists are being acquired by Pinterest.

• http://Will.i.am just gave Tim Berners-Lee a piggyback ride... Mar 10, 2012

  http://Will. i.

• Whoa. Didn't expect to see Bruce Springsteen on a panel... Mar 10, 2012

  Whoa. Didn't expect to see Bruce Springsteen on a panel about music subscription services.

• The parallel universe without the IAB. Mar 9, 2012

  The parallel universe without the IAB.

• "Incredibly excited" https://twitter.com/#!/search/%22incred... Mar 9, 2012

  "Incredibly excited" https://twitter. com/#!

• C BOIMB M LOINOS http://www.bibliocommons.com/ Mar 9, 2012

  C BOIMB M LOINOS http://www. bibliocommons.

• I'm a one of a million kind of guy. Mar 9, 2012

  I'm a one of a million kind of guy.

• The parallel universe where Depeche Mode recorded Lucky Man. Mar 8, 2012

  The parallel universe where Depeche Mode recorded Lucky Man.

• Whenever I hear of anyone doing anything "in residence" I... Mar 7, 2012

  Whenever I hear of anyone doing anything "in residence" I just think AFRAID OF COMMITMENT.

• After the big news about the new iPad, Foxconn employees... Mar 7, 2012

  After the big news about the new iPad, Foxconn employees are lining up on the roofs of Apple stores.

• "Serious readers and writers, these are my people. And we... Mar 7, 2012

  "Serious readers and writers, these are my people. And we do not like to yak about ourselves.

• "I was a woman whose ears needed foundation." @clairezg... Mar 7, 2012

  "I was a woman whose ears needed foundation. " @clairezg (who I wish would write more) on makeup in @ellemagazine http://www.

• Basecamp is now splitting into Basecamp Classic and... Mar 6, 2012

  @smalera Basecamp is now splitting into Basecamp Classic and Basecamp: THE AWAKENING.

• Pat Ambrose profiles Hank III http://www.themorningnews.org/... Mar 6, 2012

  Pat Ambrose profiles Hank III http://www. themorningnews.

• Koch bros vs. Cato Institute--what the hell kind of free... Mar 6, 2012

  Koch bros vs. Cato Institute--what the hell kind of free market is it if you can't buy the ideas you want?

• Little pandas drinking milk from bottles... Mar 5, 2012

  Little pandas drinking milk from bottles http://www. youtube.

• Kickscience http://www.petridish.org Mar 5, 2012

  Kickscience http://www. petridish.

• If ten is funny, a hundred must be HILARIOUS. --Buzzfeed Mar 5, 2012

  If ten is funny, a hundred must be HILARIOUS.

• A cold day, a hot cup of tea, an afghan sweater, and The... Mar 4, 2012

  A cold day, a hot cup of tea, an afghan sweater, and The Wishing Chair on repeat. Ready for the pledge drive.

• Adornity. Mar 4, 2012

  Adornity.

• *1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1... Mar 4, 2012
• The first flexidisc was made in 1920:... Mar 4, 2012

  The first flexidisc was made in 1920: http://ubu. com/papers/rice.

• Great essay about programming lang research... Mar 4, 2012

  Great essay about programming lang research http://tagide.

• Land bridge to Governor's Island... Mar 4, 2012

  Land bridge to Governor's Island http://www. nytimes.

• You had me at "meow." Mar 4, 2012

  You had me at "meow.

• (via http://www.metafilter.com/113491/Flamingos-are-a-go) Mar 3, 2012

  (via http://www. metafilter.

• Hating on Red Grooms's AWESOME proposed Marlins home-run... Mar 3, 2012

  Hating on Red Grooms's AWESOME proposed Marlins home-run sculpture http://mlb. sbnation.

• Sublime style minimap for Emacs:... Mar 3, 2012

  Sublime style minimap for Emacs: http://www. emacswiki.

• The Bevis Frond - Johnny Kwango... Mar 3, 2012

  The Bevis Frond - Johnny Kwango http://open. spotify.

• I scale horizontally. Mar 3, 2012

  I scale horizontally.

• Two Kids, Two Zygotes, and a Dilemma Mar 2, 2012
• Metafilter users really like the word "delightful." Mar 2, 2012

  Metafilter users really like the word "delightful.

• “@dntsqzthchrmn: @dankois @ftrain ... you are making me... Mar 2, 2012

  “ @dntsqzthchrmn : @dankois @ftrain ... you are making me want to read Slate on the regular.

• Lord "Cities in Dust" is a fine song. Mar 2, 2012

  Lord "Cities in Dust" is a fine song.

• Those tweets to which people reply "truth" are inevitably... Mar 2, 2012

  Those tweets to which people reply "truth" are inevitably not truth.

• #HowMalcolmGetsASibling is trending Mar 1, 2012
• MAYBE SOME OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE NICE GOOD PEOPLE DID... Mar 1, 2012
• CLICK IT Mar 1, 2012
• Is Gamification Right for You? http://adage.com/article/digi... Mar 1, 2012

  Is Gamification Right for You? http://adage.

• Slate to start a monthly review of books:... Mar 1, 2012

  Slate to start a monthly review of books: http://www. nytimes.

• "Sloth milk is somewhat hard to come by." Mar 1, 2012

  "Sloth milk is somewhat hard to come by.

• Twin baby sloths http://grist.org/list/hot-buttered-sloths-i... Mar 1, 2012

  Twin baby sloths http://grist.

• Gonna get on the train for an hour with @readability for... Mar 1, 2012

  Gonna get on the train for an hour with @readability for iOS http://itunes. apple.

• Fascinating HN comment about West/East cultural barriers in... Feb 29, 2012

  Fascinating HN comment about West/East cultural barriers in open source world: http://news. ycombinator.

• Five times a day I'm writing something to someone and I... Feb 29, 2012

  Five times a day I'm writing something to someone and I think, shit, this just became subpoenable.

• Better is a dinner of herbs where love is Feb 28, 2012
• African amputee playground energy strategies.... Feb 28, 2012

  African amputee playground energy strategies.

• I just told my wife (she was breastfeeding two babies at... Feb 28, 2012

  I just told my wife (she was breastfeeding two babies at once), that she should try to get more sleep. Turns out that's not funny.

• 3rdAve Superfund Whole Foods: "20,000ft² rooftop... Feb 28, 2012

  3rdAve Superfund Whole Foods: "20,000ft² rooftop greenhouse, a charging station for electric cars. " http://www.

• "I was never here." Feb 28, 2012

  "I was never here.

• I've never had a job where someone walks in and yells,... Feb 28, 2012

  I've never had a job where someone walks in and yells, "Shut it down. Shut it DOWN.

• Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar Feb 27, 2012
• "There is not a more perilous or immoral habit of mind than... Feb 27, 2012

  "There is not a more perilous or immoral habit of mind than the sanctifying of success.

• Notable quotes by Lord Acton: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L... Feb 27, 2012

  Notable quotes by Lord Acton: #Notable_quotes_by_Lord_Acton " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en. wikipedia.

• I'm not sure if dicking around on the Internet is the... Feb 27, 2012

  I'm not sure if dicking around on the Internet is the problem as much as the symptom.

• Wait--is Moneyball nominated for Best Spreadsheet or for... Feb 26, 2012

  Wait--is Moneyball nominated for Best Spreadsheet or for Fewest Women?

• In 2020 a lot of women will be explaining why their Twitter... Feb 26, 2012

  In 2020 a lot of women will be explaining why their Twitter handle has the word "Bieber" in it.

• Napoleonland! http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/26/opinion/sund... Feb 25, 2012

  Napoleonland! http://www.

• The Poetry Of Ally Sheedy: A Look Back | The Awl... Feb 25, 2012

  The Poetry Of Ally Sheedy: A Look Back | The Awl http://www. theawl.

• [What's New! | What's Cool! | Upgrades | Net Search | Net... Feb 25, 2012

  [What's New! | What's Cool!

• Digital Humanities infographic:... Feb 25, 2012

  Digital Humanities infographic: http://upload. wikimedia.

• Personal Digitial Archiving 2012 http://j.mp/zpcwUh Feb 24, 2012

  Personal Digitial Archiving 2012 http://j.

• I like reading things about technology, especially long... Feb 24, 2012

  I like reading things about technology, especially long thoughtful things. Matter!

• Performance Curve Database: http://pcdb.santafe.edu/index.ph... Feb 24, 2012

  Performance Curve Database: http://pcdb. santafe.

• I'm ashamed to admit it but I'm incredibly excited to see... Feb 22, 2012

  I'm ashamed to admit it but I'm incredibly excited to see the new Bejeweled movie.

• Billion laughs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billion_laughs... Feb 22, 2012

  Billion laughs: http://en. wikipedia.

• Helpful friend explained: Twin Shadow: Creepster, retro.... Feb 20, 2012

  Helpful friend explained: Twin Shadow: Creepster, retro. Twin Sister: Indie pop + some funk+drone/dreampop.

• How do jazz fans have time to listen to jazz? Feb 20, 2012

  How do jazz fans have time to listen to jazz?

• Ghost riding the 1st Avenue M15 Select. Feb 20, 2012

  Ghost riding the 1st Avenue M15 Select.

• The Glovemap! via @michellelegro... Feb 20, 2012

  The Glovemap! via @michellelegro http://www.

• I wonder how long it will be before Spotify playlists are... Feb 20, 2012

  I wonder how long it will be before Spotify playlists are considered in hiring decisions.

• Via @allisonacs: Wise, measured McLuhanist read of UX, more... Feb 20, 2012

  Via @allisonacs : Wise, measured McLuhanist read of UX, more by @wilsonminer in the cool medium of Vimeo http://vimeo.

• Old-time radio: The Grantland Rice Story... Feb 19, 2012

  Old-time radio: The Grantland Rice Story http://www. archive.

• Sorry that should be I LOVE YOU PORRRRRRRRRRRRRGY Feb 19, 2012
• I LOVE YOU PORGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Feb 19, 2012
• We made the IKEA run in less than 12 parsecs. Feb 19, 2012

  We made the IKEA run in less than 12 parsecs.

• The The is possibly the least SEO-optimized band name in... Feb 19, 2012

  The The is possibly the least SEO-optimized band name in existence.

• The Hills Like White Heffalumps Feb 19, 2012
• Amazing Metafilter comment on libraries... Feb 18, 2012

  Amazing Metafilter comment on libraries #4183210 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. metafilter.

• Would love to see the evidence for that claim. Feb 18, 2012

  @mattlanger @forwardretreat Would love to see the evidence for that claim.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_Pony_(novel) "Willie must... Feb 18, 2012

  http://en. wikipedia.

• "You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone... Feb 18, 2012

  @mattlanger @forwardretreat @adrianholovaty "You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughtta be.

• You could put these together to make the PERFECT BOOK.... Feb 18, 2012

  You could put these together to make the PERFECT BOOK. https://kindle.

• Good life advice in there if you know where to look. Also I... Feb 18, 2012

  @mattlanger Good life advice in there if you know where to look. Also I just ripped out my eyeballs and poured hot sauce in the sockets.

• The Amazon "most highlighted" page is an awful thing to... Feb 18, 2012

  The Amazon "most highlighted" page is an awful thing to behold: https://kindle. amazon.

• I exaggerate ALL the time. Feb 18, 2012

  I exaggerate ALL the time.

• : "Git gives people a vocabulary to talk about complex... Feb 18, 2012

  @wardcunningham : "Git gives people a vocabulary to talk about complex social interactions. " http://blog.

• "At the peak in 1913, there were 70,000 ponies underground... Feb 18, 2012

  "At the peak in 1913, there were 70,000 ponies underground in Britain.

• Pit ponies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_pony Feb 18, 2012

  Pit ponies http://en. wikipedia.

• Alison's starting to happen. Feb 18, 2012

  Alison's starting to happen.

• The parallel universe where Jodorowsky made Dune. Feb 17, 2012

  The parallel universe where Jodorowsky made Dune.

• The parallel universe where Commodore survived. Feb 17, 2012

  The parallel universe where Commodore survived.

• The parallel universe where Ogilvy never wrote Ogilvy on... Feb 17, 2012

  The parallel universe where Ogilvy never wrote Ogilvy on Advertising.

• The parallel universe where LISP triumphed. #paruni Feb 17, 2012

  The parallel universe where LISP triumphed.

• The parallel universe where Suck survived but Wired didn't. Feb 17, 2012

  The parallel universe where Suck survived but Wired didn't.

• "It's a snap!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU&li... Feb 17, 2012

  "It's a snap! " http://www.

• This is a good idea--encourage gender equity in yr field by... Feb 17, 2012

  This is a good idea--encourage gender equity in yr field by telling pals to hire your smart ladies http://www. good.

• PyLadies! http://blogs.laweekly.com/arts/2012/02/pyladies_dj... Feb 16, 2012

  PyLadies! http://blogs.

• "In place of identity, these prima donnas are performing... Feb 16, 2012

  "In place of identity, these prima donnas are performing fame. " http://nymag.

• Larger homes, smaller minds. Feb 16, 2012

  Larger homes, smaller minds.

• Yesterday @michaelroston told me about the world of college... Feb 16, 2012

  Yesterday @michaelroston told me about the world of college debate. See: http://fasttalkthemovie.

• A Noel Coward rhyme: "The police had to send a squad... Feb 15, 2012

  A Noel Coward rhyme: "The police had to send a squad car/When daddy got fried on vodka.

• The Al Bowlly song that White Town sampled:... Feb 15, 2012

  The Al Bowlly song that White Town sampled: http://open. spotify.

• This is good news from http://spiers.tumblr.com/post/1721480... Feb 15, 2012

  This is good news from http://spiers. tumblr.

• “It’s called art, dickhead.” http://www.slate.com/articles/a... Feb 15, 2012

  “It’s called art, dickhead. ” http://www.

• 2012 is an abortion year. Feb 15, 2012

  2012 is an abortion year.

• https://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=sqr... Feb 14, 2012

  https://www. google.

• "We're not the ones in the big cities who are just emailing... Feb 14, 2012

  "We're not the ones in the big cities who are just emailing everything to everybody. " http://www.

• Leatherette Feb 14, 2012
• Warm Feb 14, 2012
• Tech journalists aren't hypocrites. They're just deeply... Feb 13, 2012

  @smalera Tech journalists aren't hypocrites. They're just deeply invested and like to consider all their options.

• That stuff about people connecting with your brand on the... Feb 13, 2012

  That stuff about people connecting with your brand on the Internet, we were just selling you a website.

• Once again the Strawbs got robbed. #Grammys Feb 12, 2012

  Once again the Strawbs got robbed.

• Oh man humanistic web stuff. This was my second... Feb 12, 2012

  @michelet Oh man humanistic web stuff. This was my second "professional" website, from 1996 (age 22): http://web.

• Friend: "I think he and I need to take a break." Me:... Feb 12, 2012

  Friend: "I think he and I need to take a break. " Me: "'Break' is only two letters away from 'breakup.

• A nice mirror of Lingua Franca:... Feb 12, 2012

  A nice mirror of Lingua Franca: http://linguafranca. mirror.

• This Diaper Genie sucks at granting wishes. Feb 11, 2012

  This Diaper Genie sucks at granting wishes.

• This is clearly the right moment for a gunshare startup:... Feb 11, 2012

  This is clearly the right moment for a gunshare startup: http://www. nytimes.

• I'm relieved and sad at once that there are no more... Feb 10, 2012

  I'm relieved and sad at once that there are no more episodes of Primeval.

• Some days you just head into the bourbon pit and realize... Feb 10, 2012

  Some days you just head into the bourbon pit and realize that all you want is to read TAOCP and write 500-word essays about church.

• Caribou Song Title Categories http://matthewmcvickar.tumblr... Feb 10, 2012

  Caribou Song Title Categories http://matthewmcvickar. tumblr.

• I love reading about T.S. Eliot at the bank. Why shouldn't... Feb 9, 2012

  I love reading about T. S.

• The RedMonk Programming Language Rankings: February 2012 »... Feb 9, 2012

  The RedMonk Programming Language Rankings: February 2012 » tecosystems #c # #coffeescript #go #j [... ] http://redmonk.

• "Old media" draws a line between "news" and "editorial."... Feb 8, 2012

  "Old media" draws a line between "news" and "editorial. " --Cary Sherman, RIAA http://www.

• Dating Tarantino sucks so bad you can put it on your... Feb 8, 2012

  Dating Tarantino sucks so bad you can put it on your resume: http://www. quora.

• It was originally called David Coprophile. #youdontknowdicke... Feb 7, 2012

  It was originally called David Coprophile.

• Dream: I enter an empty, rotting apartment to find an... Feb 7, 2012

  Dream: I enter an empty, rotting apartment to find an answering machine with messages from dead family. Gonna be a great day.

• "The colours will be muted pastel, the building will be... Feb 6, 2012

  "The colours will be muted pastel, the building will be soft and foamy, the food will be puréed. " http://www.

• Joe Frank in the Times writing fiction... Feb 5, 2012

  Joe Frank in the Times writing fiction http://opinionator. blogs.

• Hooooollllyy shit look at this nuclear-powered-tank of an... Feb 5, 2012

  Hooooollllyy shit look at this nuclear-powered-tank of an essay by John Jeremiah Sullivan http://deadspin.

• I watch Downton Abbey so I can forget about Breaking Bad. Feb 1, 2012

  I watch Downton Abbey so I can forget about Breaking Bad.

• Miss Didion if you're nasty. Feb 1, 2012

  Miss Didion if you're nasty.

• "Tarkus is depicted as a half armadillo/half tank creature,... Jan 29, 2012

  "Tarkus is depicted as a half armadillo/half tank creature, born from an egg erupted from a volcano. " http://en.

• Emerson Lake & Palmer did a song they called "Nutrocker":... Jan 29, 2012

  Emerson Lake &amp; Palmer did a song they called "Nutrocker": http://open. spotify.

• Twitter’s censorship is a gray box of shame, but not for... Jan 29, 2012

  Twitter’s censorship is a gray box of shame, but not for Twitter | Paul Smalera http://blogs. reuters.

• Making the @mercnews in 1970; lots of neat machines,... Jan 29, 2012

  Making the @mercnews in 1970; lots of neat machines, hairstyles http://www. archive.

• This isn't a poaching scandal as much as it was just Steve... Jan 28, 2012

  This isn't a poaching scandal as much as it was just Steve Jobs trying to create a simple, elegant interface to capitalism.

• Why would the mainstream media report on this when the REAL... Jan 27, 2012

  Why would the mainstream media report on this when the REAL STORY is that people are obsessed with trivial bullshit?

• I wonder what the most-rescheduled business meeting is in... Jan 27, 2012

  I wonder what the most-rescheduled business meeting is in history?

• Worrying about income inequality is the new doing something... Jan 27, 2012

  Worrying about income inequality is the new doing something about income inequality.

• Roman Brothel token http://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/Corpora... Jan 27, 2012

  Roman Brothel token http://www. museumoflondon.

• If "average is over" why was this piece published?... Jan 25, 2012

  If "average is over" why was this piece published? http://www.

• Badges! For Davos! http://www.reuters.com/subjects/davos#dav... Jan 24, 2012

  Badges! For Davos!

• "What Flanagan does is what The Atlantic does—gently... Jan 23, 2012

  "What Flanagan does is what The Atlantic does—gently provokes wealthy people. " http://www.

• fflorence + the ligatures Jan 22, 2012
• 1995 shutdown, ctrct w/America, ethics fines, dumping dying... Jan 19, 2012

  1995 shutdown, ctrct w/America, ethics fines, dumping dying wife, shitty novels, thinktanks, open marriage. He is a pink &amp; horrid weenus.

• All that homophobic family values bullshit clogging up the... Jan 19, 2012

  All that homophobic family values bullshit clogging up the 1990s and then "open marriage"? What wasteful, poisonous hypocrisy.

• TED is the Coldplay of conferences. Jan 19, 2012

  TED is the Coldplay of conferences.

• Found footage of a 1950s lesbian nightclub:... Jan 18, 2012

  Found footage of a 1950s lesbian nightclub: http://www. archive.

• "The idea to sell virginity at an auction on the Internet... Jan 16, 2012

  "The idea to sell virginity at an auction on the Internet originated in Massachusetts. " #more -87586" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://englishrussia.

• "Sun's coming up like a big bald head poking up over the... Jan 15, 2012

  "Sun's coming up like a big bald head poking up over the grocery store.

• We run a pacifier exchange program. Jan 15, 2012

  We run a pacifier exchange program.

• Thinking of ways to annoy @tomcoates. Jan 15, 2012

  Thinking of ways to annoy @tomcoates .

• Holidays. http://twitpic.com/851fcq Jan 8, 2012

  Holidays. http://twitpic.

• Raincoat. http://twitpic.com/851ewp Jan 8, 2012

  Raincoat. http://twitpic.

• All plots for all stories ever (and not Propp) by... Jan 8, 2012

  All plots for all stories ever (and not Propp) by @michellelegro at http://www. brainpickings.

• My postmodern chickens have come home to roost. Jan 8, 2012

  My postmodern chickens have come home to roost.

• never grep the cat Jan 7, 2012
• "I'm into geeky categorization" -- @jessamyn... Jan 4, 2012

  "I'm into geeky categorization" -- @jessamyn #2952683 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://ask. metafilter.

• When I get old I'll complain that other songs aren't like... Jan 4, 2012

  When I get old I'll complain that other songs aren't like The Fitted Shirt.

• Violin-smashing policy http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/03/fr... Jan 3, 2012

  Violin-smashing policy http://www. regretsy.

• McKean's law in action about McKean's company:... Jan 2, 2012

  McKean's law in action about McKean's company: http://hello. typepad.

• I have a case of the 2012 scaries. Jan 2, 2012

  I have a case of the 2012 scaries.

• New trains run on old tracks. Jan 1, 2012

  New trains run on old tracks.

• "I write for users, not readers." -- Michel Foucault Jan 1, 2012

  "I write for users, not readers.

• Cats. Dec 30, 2011

  Cats.

• Type systems are the Semantic Web of programming. Dec 29, 2011

  Type systems are the Semantic Web of programming.

• I don't want to change the world. I just want to document... Dec 29, 2011

  I don't want to change the world. I just want to document it.

• It's music writing that emphatically isn't dancing about... Dec 28, 2011

  @matthewmcvickar It's music writing that emphatically isn't dancing about architecture. It outpitchforks a thousand pitchforks.

• A sweeeeeeeeeet list of the musical sounds of 2011 by... Dec 28, 2011

  A sweeeeeeeeeet list of the musical sounds of 2011 by @matthewmcvickar http://matthewmcvickar. tumblr.

• I'm totally gamifying this. Dec 27, 2011

  I'm totally gamifying this.

• You have nyaned for 12 seconds! ( $ nc... Dec 27, 2011

  You have nyaned for 12 seconds! ( $ nc http://miku.

• The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is... Dec 27, 2011

  The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

• Working hard to stop college students from voting:... Dec 27, 2011

  Working hard to stop college students from voting: http://www. nytimes.

• "Tell it," Taylor deigned to say, "to my heart."... Dec 23, 2011

  "Tell it," Taylor deigned to say, "to my heart.

• Oh God I also forgot the most important rule. Dec 23, 2011

  Oh God I also forgot the most important rule.

• "Before you throw any confetti let me get a needle and fix... Dec 23, 2011

  "Before you throw any confetti let me get a needle and fix your pants" said Taylor rippingly.

• You forgot the most important rule, which is that it has to... Dec 23, 2011

  @anildash You forgot the most important rule, which is that it has to be funny.

• Peter O'Toole plays young Kinkade's mentor, who tells him... Dec 23, 2011

  Peter O'Toole plays young Kinkade's mentor, who tells him "Paint the light, Thomas! PAINT THE LIGHT!

• "Time becomes human to the extent that it is articulated... Dec 22, 2011

  "Time becomes human to the extent that it is articulated through a narrative mode.

• I don't want anyone to miss these things. Dec 22, 2011

  I don't want anyone to miss these things.

• In case any of you missed it that was a pun on... Dec 22, 2011

  In case any of you missed it that was a pun on Taylor/Tailor AS WELL as a meta-joke on Tom Swifties AND a dumb pun unto itself.

• "You don't even know how to sew," needled Taylor.... Dec 22, 2011

  "You don't even know how to sew," needled Taylor.

• I'm reading Lasch's "The Culture of Narcissism" right now... Dec 22, 2011

  I'm reading Lasch's "The Culture of Narcissism" right now and it's TOTALLY about me.

• I just drank two Manhattans and ordered an $100 first... Dec 22, 2011

  I just drank two Manhattans and ordered an $100 first edition of "Computer Lib/Dream Machines" by Ted Nelson.

• News pulled along by the sheep:... Dec 21, 2011

  News pulled along by the sheep: http://www. politico.

• Babies act like tiny drunks who just got dumped. They cry,... Dec 21, 2011

  Babies act like tiny drunks who just got dumped. They cry, throw up, and then you have to hug them and help them get to bed.

• I am watching the first episode of Black Mirror through... Dec 20, 2011

  I am watching the first episode of Black Mirror through clenched teeth.

• Web browsing probably will get better with multicores. I’ve... Dec 18, 2011

  Web browsing probably will get better with multicores. I’ve been talking about my technical work, however, not recreation.

• Finally someone uses the Bible to refute charges that the... Dec 16, 2011

  Finally someone uses the Bible to refute charges that the Muppet movie promotes communism. http://www.

• "Place is security, space is freedom." -- Yi-Fu Tuan, the... Dec 15, 2011

  "Place is security, space is freedom. " -- Yi-Fu Tuan, the famous humanist geographer of Wisconsin.

• Twitter by post would be slower, but much less stressful.... Dec 15, 2011

  Twitter by post would be slower, but much less stressful. http://www.

• This spam site, when translated into English, amused me:... Dec 12, 2011

  This spam site, when translated into English, amused me: http://www. americanplaces.

• America's tallest statues list also a convenient list of... Dec 12, 2011

  America's tallest statues list also a convenient list of America's shittiest statues http://en. wikipedia.

• Hacker News User A: As an HP employee I have something to... Dec 9, 2011

  Hacker News User A: As an HP employee I have something to smile about today. User B: Do you remember how?

• Longest-word anagram search for my full name has exactly... Dec 9, 2011

  Longest-word anagram search for my full name has exactly one result, "mournful, padded," which is totally accurate.

• rm -rf rain Dec 7, 2011
• What in God's name also Brad Pitt as Henry Spencer in... Dec 6, 2011

  What in God's name also Brad Pitt as Henry Spencer in Eraserhead http://nyti.

• "What can you tell from the hairball below? I can tell... Dec 4, 2011

  "What can you tell from the hairball below? I can tell this: hairballs have let us down.

• Sam Anderson on reaction videos: "Every image of a human,... Nov 28, 2011

  Sam Anderson on reaction videos: "Every image of a human, ever, is of a human reacting to something. " http://www.

• Every time I write "How can we as a culture talk about..."... Nov 26, 2011

  Every time I write "How can we as a culture talk about... " I actually mean "How can I be recognized as an expert in...

• This Chromebook thing is serious? They actually are going... Nov 24, 2011

  This Chromebook thing is serious? They actually are going through with it?

• I've been sanitizing lyrics for lullabies. (If you having... Nov 21, 2011

  I've been sanitizing lyrics for lullabies. (If you having gull problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 birds and a pig-e-on.

• I charge by the number of emails it takes to schedule lunch. Nov 21, 2011

  I charge by the number of emails it takes to schedule lunch.

• Safety Garb for women, WWII; http://commons.wikimedia.org/wi... Nov 18, 2011

  Safety Garb for women, WWII; http://commons. wikimedia.

• A freakdown is a freakout that happens at the same time as... Nov 18, 2011

  A freakdown is a freakout that happens at the same time as a meltdown.

• Last night at 2AM I changed my daughter, and as I put on a... Nov 18, 2011

  Last night at 2AM I changed my daughter, and as I put on a diaper I realized it was my son. Having twins is like The Crying Game.

• Carrier Bush suffers widespread toilet outages - Navy Times... Nov 17, 2011

  Carrier Bush suffers widespread toilet outages - Navy Times http://www. navytimes.

• Journalism is like ghostwriting except you do it for poor... Nov 16, 2011

  Journalism is like ghostwriting except you do it for poor people.

• "Can this online drama stop Obama from destroying America?"... Nov 15, 2011

  "Can this online drama stop Obama from destroying America? " http://www.

• "I was now talking a lot about quitting Facebook, and this... Nov 9, 2011

  "I was now talking a lot about quitting Facebook, and this for a time became the most interesting thing about me. " http://www.

• Why is U2 popular? Daniel Rosenthal's answer just hurts to... Nov 8, 2011

  Why is U2 popular? Daniel Rosenthal's answer just hurts to read.

• Question that popped into my head: What would Wikipedia... Nov 5, 2011

  Question that popped into my head: What would Wikipedia look like if entries could only be added/edited on smartphones?

• Every time I read about #ows I think the words "radical... Nov 1, 2011

  Every time I read about #ows I think the words "radical manhattanism.

• "Like I'm a fucking robot that reads JSON for fun?" --... Nov 1, 2011

  "Like I'm a fucking robot that reads JSON for fun? " -- @mathowie http://mlkshk.

• I wish the web dev/UX/VC/free software/productivity/standard... Nov 1, 2011

  I wish the web dev/UX/VC/free software/productivity/standards world held roasts.

• OTR Streamer is nice for listening to old X Minus One and... Nov 1, 2011

  OTR Streamer is nice for listening to old X Minus One and Jack Benny episodes on your phone: http://itunes. apple.

• Winer criticizing Kottke for mocking Stallman's parrot is... Oct 31, 2011

  Winer criticizing Kottke for mocking Stallman's parrot is the Rollins/Shipley Crisis of our generation.

• Sussman sounds a tiny bit like Bender:... Oct 29, 2011

  Sussman sounds a tiny bit like Bender: http://www. infoq.

• Everyday I'm grafflin'. Oct 20, 2011

  Everyday I'm grafflin'.

• I can't believe the politics involved in the OWL for JSON... Oct 20, 2011

  I can't believe the politics involved in the OWL for JSON mailing list.

• When is O'Reilly's Baby Hacks going to be published?... Oct 15, 2011

  @edd @simonstl When is O'Reilly's Baby Hacks going to be published? Alternately, why is there no Baby Hacks book?

• http://www.NotByShakespeare.com/ Oct 14, 2011

  http://www. NotByShakespeare.

• Check out this amazing genius awesomeness:... Oct 14, 2011

  Check out this amazing genius awesomeness: http://www. themorningnews.

• comes out as antilunchist (http://www.ftrain.com/alunch.html... Oct 14, 2011

  @msuster comes out as antilunchist ( http://www. ftrain.

• http://occupywriters.com/ Oct 14, 2011

  http://occupywriters.

• I dreamed that I had a performance review for my life and... Oct 11, 2011

  I dreamed that I had a performance review for my life and was rated average on everything but attendance, which was outstanding.

• It's incredibly sad after all these years of using his... Oct 5, 2011

  It's incredibly sad after all these years of using his products to find out that Larry Ellison is still alive.

• "There is affinage afoot in Brooklyn."... Oct 5, 2011

  "There is affinage afoot in Brooklyn. " http://www.

• The left media crit of Occ. Wall St. is the same as the... Oct 4, 2011

  The left media crit of Occ. Wall St.

• I trained my parrot to say "socialism" so that I can... Oct 4, 2011

  I trained my parrot to say "socialism" so that I can practice bipartisanship.

• Firefox has become the browser I open to use more than one... Sep 28, 2011

  Firefox has become the browser I open to use more than one Google account at once.

• Discovery Channel wants to come film our newborn twins.... Sep 26, 2011

  Discovery Channel wants to come film our newborn twins. They say it's for Shart Week.

• A short new update for Ftrain: http://www.ftrain.com/a-and-b... Sep 21, 2011

  A short new update for Ftrain: http://www. ftrain.

• Welcome to the Company Sep 20, 2011

  Recapitulation theory (“ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny”) puts forth that incubating humans act out evolution as they grow from zygote to baby. This was a popular idea a century ago, but it’s turned out the science isn’t that simple.

• I have one of those in my pocket at all times. Sep 15, 2011

  @sbuddhavarapu I have one of those in my pocket at all times.

• says spare pants; @timothymeaney says patience. #longtrip Sep 15, 2011

  @jcn says spare pants; @timothymeaney says patience.

• Packing for a very long trip. Not sure what to bring. Sep 15, 2011

  Packing for a very long trip. Not sure what to bring.

• google.com/flights has some of the nicest bits of gradually... Sep 14, 2011

  google. com/flights has some of the nicest bits of gradually revealed complexity I've ever seen.

• Even a 10,000-year clock is right once. Sep 14, 2011

  Even a 10,000-year clock is right once.

• Today the world is filled with opinions, and I have only... Sep 11, 2011

  Today the world is filled with opinions, and I have only regrets.

• http://www.globes.co.il/news/article.aspx?fbdid=1000680247... Sep 11, 2011

  http://www. globes.

• vcsandmcs.com raises a serious question: How can you eat... Sep 9, 2011

  vcsandmcs. com raises a serious question: How can you eat your own dog food if you should never get high on your own supply?

• I won't use ANY new web programming language until there... Sep 8, 2011

  I won't use ANY new web programming language until there are at least three incompatible implementations.

• "ヾ(￣∇￣=ﾉ ﾊﾞﾝｻﾞｰｲ♪ヾ(_ _)ﾉ ﾓﾋﾄﾂヾ=￣∇￣)ﾉ ﾊﾞﾝｻﾞｰｲ♪" --Coworker,... Sep 8, 2011

  "ヾ(￣∇￣=ﾉ ﾊﾞﾝｻﾞｰｲ♪ヾ(_ _)ﾉ ﾓﾋﾄﾂヾ=￣∇￣)ﾉ ﾊﾞﾝｻﾞｰｲ♪" --Coworker, closing a Github issue.

• Every two weeks I check in with Google+, and I always... Sep 8, 2011

  Every two weeks I check in with Google+, and I always think: "This was so obviously built to flip. I wonder when they'll find a buyer?

• If only there were some feature in magazines to let let me... Sep 7, 2011

  If only there were some feature in magazines to let let me look inside the handbag of a famous person.

• Indexes and ebooks (great sketches):... Sep 6, 2011

  Indexes and ebooks (great sketches): http://radar. oreilly.

• Emulator screenshot. Sep 6, 2011

  @ironhide1975 Emulator screenshot.

• The rise of Williamsburg, told via Google Correlate and in... Sep 5, 2011

  The rise of Williamsburg, told via Google Correlate and in searches for 11206: http://goo.

• My train just went from local to hyperlocal. Sep 2, 2011

  My train just went from local to hyperlocal.

• "Tech Writer Starts Venture Fund" --... Sep 1, 2011

  "Tech Writer Starts Venture Fund" -- https://skitch.

• This machine closes Github issues. Aug 30, 2011

  This machine closes Github issues.

• "He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the... Aug 30, 2011

  "He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. ” –Walt Whitman (via great John Law intvw http://goo.

• Wait, working at Gizmodo is now cooler than Magic: The... Aug 30, 2011

  Wait, working at Gizmodo is now cooler than Magic: The Gathering? When did that happen?

• NYC is experiencing plagues (quake, storm), but little... Aug 28, 2011

  NYC is experiencing plagues (quake, storm), but little ones. Next up will be locusts that eat all the everything bagels then move on.

• http://placekitten.com/ Aug 22, 2011

  @tony_jansen http://placekitten.

• http://www.ftrain.com/art/mp3/Paul_Ford-Pundits_on_Fire_in_H... Aug 12, 2011

  http://www. ftrain.

• I wish Peter Dinklage would do his own Goop and call it... Aug 12, 2011

  I wish Peter Dinklage would do his own Goop and call it Dink. I would be reading that every freaking day.

• I've been listening to the debut Lapwing (aka... Aug 8, 2011

  I've been listening to the debut Lapwing (aka @matthewmcvickar ) EP all weekend. It's totally great.

• Where the hell is my video? Aug 8, 2011

  Where the hell is my video?

• God I CONTINUE to love this Big Freedia video so much:... Aug 7, 2011

  God I CONTINUE to love this Big Freedia video so much: http://vimeo.

• That Ginsberg piece is such a triumph it makes me want to... Jul 31, 2011

  @stevesilberman That Ginsberg piece is such a triumph it makes me want to stand behind you and whisper "Respice te, hominem te memento.

• BTW so everyone's clear: Editors who go "this part SUCKS"... Jul 31, 2011

  BTW so everyone's clear: Editors who go "this part SUCKS" are to be cherished. They can save you from terribleness.

• "You went to broad too quickly for no reason, then started... Jul 31, 2011

  "You went to broad too quickly for no reason, then started talking about NEEDS and I kind of SNORE.

• Suggested tabloid headline: WU PITCHED. Jul 26, 2011

  Suggested tabloid headline: WU PITCHED.

• When you say "I'll just stay awake until it's done," that's... Jul 25, 2011

  When you say "I'll just stay awake until it's done," that's planicking.

• There is a big difference between testing and trying. Jul 25, 2011

  There is a big difference between testing and trying.

• I need to stop panicking and start PLANicking. Jul 25, 2011

  I need to stop panicking and start PLANicking.

• As a reward for your hard work we got you more work. Jul 22, 2011

  As a reward for your hard work we got you more work.

• Paul Ford on the Epiphanator and Its Future Jul 21, 2011
• explains the #1 absolutely true thing needed to make the... Jul 21, 2011

  @anildash explains the #1 absolutely true thing needed to make the web better. http://dashes.

• On the second: Pt. taken, but I don't think I was actually... Jul 20, 2011

  On the second: Pt. taken, but I don't think I was actually anti-story.

• Two pieces of thoughtful crit of of Epiphanator piece:... Jul 20, 2011

  Two pieces of thoughtful crit of of Epiphanator piece: http://lukesimcoe. tumblr.

• I made a newsletter to tell people when I write new things... Jul 20, 2011

  I made a newsletter to tell people when I write new things sign up will you thanks http://tinyletter.

• Did you finish it? Do you feel proud and hopeful? Then it... Jul 20, 2011

  Did you finish it? Do you feel proud and hopeful?

• Yes, but there's still DOM + CSS + event model. It's like a... Jul 20, 2011

  @fearofcode Yes, but there's still DOM + CSS + event model. It's like a dog making out with a cow going over a waterfall.

• Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. I'm... Jul 20, 2011

  Denial. Anger.

• “Facebook and the Epiphanator: An End to Endings?” Jul 19, 2011

  Forgot to tell you about this.

• JSTOR doesn't have quotas? Jul 19, 2011

  JSTOR doesn't have quotas?

• "I had to Google 'friendster'." -- New York Magazine... Jul 18, 2011

  "I had to Google 'friendster'. " -- New York Magazine commenter.

• "I think anyone who can demonstrate having read this entire... Jul 18, 2011

  "I think anyone who can demonstrate having read this entire thing should get an editor's pick just for effort.

• Facebook and the Epiphanator: An End to Endings? Jul 17, 2011
• There's no brand in I. Jul 15, 2011

  There's no brand in I.

• I forgot about writing this: http://www.themorningnews.org/a... Jul 12, 2011

  I forgot about writing this: http://www. themorningnews.

• New essay: “The Age of Mechanical Reproduction”... Jul 11, 2011

  New essay: “The Age of Mechanical Reproduction” http://bit. ly/nkqQEI for GORGEOUS new @jasonsantamaria -ized @themorningnews .

• Can we shorten it to Goople? Jul 11, 2011

  Can we shorten it to Goople?

• “The Age of Mechanical Reproduction” Jul 10, 2011

  An essay for TheMorningNews.org.

• The Age of Mechanical Reproduction Jul 10, 2011

  Jeremy Dean, Wealth of Nations, 2011. Courtesy the artist and {CTS} creativethriftshop, NY .

• Woods+ Jul 9, 2011

  People call me a lot and say: What is this new thing? You’re a nerd. Explain it immediately.

• Reading about the Theresienstadt camp, then checking out... Jul 8, 2011

  Reading about the Theresienstadt camp, then checking out Google+, all I can see are circles for JEWS, GYPSIES, HOMOSEXUALS, etc.

• Thank you! Jul 7, 2011

  @mbavio Thank you!

• REPUBLICANS, IT IS AN INDISPUTABLE FACT that Marky Mark has... Jul 6, 2011

  REPUBLICANS, IT IS AN INDISPUTABLE FACT that Marky Mark has supernumerary nipples.

• I wonder how many things in the world are beeping right now. Jul 6, 2011

  I wonder how many things in the world are beeping right now.

• "I've never really thought of myself as depressed as much... Jul 6, 2011

  "I've never really thought of myself as depressed as much as paralyzed by hope.

• 48 New York Media Power Couples = 96 new subscriptions to... Jul 6, 2011

  48 New York Media Power Couples = 96 new subscriptions to NYO!

• What if all the real influencers are actually just off... Jul 6, 2011

  What if all the real influencers are actually just off working somewhere and this turns out to be foolishness?

• Dear Tumblr: Can you help me find a picture of a skinny... Jul 6, 2011

  Dear Tumblr: Can you help me find a picture of a skinny brunette in panties in a field taken at night with flash? You can?

• "Each guest was given a live Monarch butterfly for a Native... Jul 5, 2011

  "Each guest was given a live Monarch butterfly for a Native American butterfly-release ceremony led by Farrah Fawcett.

• (To clarify, I found those pages searching for (1)... Jul 5, 2011

  (To clarify, I found those pages searching for (1) information on the next Nintendo Wii; and (2) feminist take on hair removal.

• I'd also recommend the (NSFW) Wikipedia "Bikini Wax" page... Jul 5, 2011

  I'd also recommend the (NSFW) Wikipedia "Bikini Wax" page to anyone looking for a INTERNET WHY DID YOU? moment this morning.

• "The annual turnover of the love hotel industry is...... Jul 5, 2011

  "The annual turnover of the love hotel industry is... double that of Japan's anime market.

• Stupid idea: Use smilies as bullets in lists to register... Jul 4, 2011

  Stupid idea: Use smilies as bullets in lists to register whether things are good or bad ideas.

• The worst airports for sleeping:... Jul 3, 2011

  The worst airports for sleeping: http://www. sleepinginairports.

• Orson Welles hosts the Esquire jazz thing BTW. Jul 2, 2011

  Orson Welles hosts the Esquire jazz thing BTW.

• Esquire 1946 Jazz Concert/Duke Ellington's band, Billy... Jul 2, 2011

  Esquire 1946 Jazz Concert/Duke Ellington's band, Billy Strayhorn http://bit.

• AT&T 50th Anniversary celebration 1935... Jul 2, 2011

  AT&amp;T 50th Anniversary celebration 1935 http://www. archive.

• Orson Welles meets H.G. Wells http://www.archive.org/downloa... Jul 2, 2011

  Orson Welles meets H. G.

• The WPA Federal Theater of the Air does R.U.R. in 1937... Jul 2, 2011

  The WPA Federal Theater of the Air does R. U.

• Some amazing stuff inside the newer old radio singles and... Jul 2, 2011

  Some amazing stuff inside the newer old radio singles and doubles collection http://www. archive.

• Trying to figure out how far I've travelled up and down on... Jul 1, 2011

  Trying to figure out how far I've travelled up and down on elevators in my lifetime. Best guess: ~100 miles.

• Asia. Yoso. Mr. Big. Chickenfoot. And now, AmericanMcCarver. Jun 30, 2011

  Asia. Yoso.

• , ow. Jun 29, 2011

  @Mike_FTW , ow.

• Wait all this time Love and Rockets was Bauhaus? Jun 28, 2011

  Wait all this time Love and Rockets was Bauhaus?

• You had me at "you had me at." Jun 25, 2011

  You had me at "you had me at.

• "Adrenaline's the only thing that slows it down." Jun 25, 2011

  "Adrenaline's the only thing that slows it down.

• This movie Crank has plot holes. Jun 25, 2011

  This movie Crank has plot holes.

• New York this morning: Double rainbow cross the sky. Jun 25, 2011

  New York this morning: Double rainbow cross the sky.

• "Files have been put into a normalized,... Jun 24, 2011

  "Files have been put into a normalized, non-proprietary... dBASE III Plus files...

• "Certainly a fine second choice after The Washington Post... Jun 24, 2011

  "Certainly a fine second choice after The Washington Post Outlook section. " Cue sound of WP editors killing selves.

• Rather than "obese" I prefer the phrase "too big to fail." Jun 24, 2011

  Rather than "obese" I prefer the phrase "too big to fail.

• Then again, my life is so filled with privilege it's soggy. Jun 22, 2011

  Then again, my life is so filled with privilege it's soggy.

• It takes 10,000 hours to be an expert in something. I am an... Jun 22, 2011

  It takes 10,000 hours to be an expert in something. I am an expert in freaking the fuck out.

• What the hell is druther? Jun 22, 2011

  What the hell is druther?

• “I can really smell it right now,” she said. “In a positive... Jun 22, 2011

  “I can really smell it right now,” she said. “In a positive way.

• Babies are the new Bitcoin. Jun 22, 2011

  @debs @gnat Babies are the new Bitcoin.

• In the attention economies babies are totally winning. Jun 22, 2011

  In the attention economies babies are totally winning.

• There is probably some poor Ph.D. Cand. Rhetoric out there... Jun 21, 2011

  @blurryyellow There is probably some poor Ph. D.

• I wish there were more. Crunchbase is sort of what I use... Jun 21, 2011

  @blurryyellow I wish there were more. Crunchbase is sort of what I use over there, tbh; the rest is deviltry and huh.

• Although I guess critical reading is sort of not happening... Jun 21, 2011

  @blurryyellow Although I guess critical reading is sort of not happening about tech journalism. Oh man that's a Ph.

• WHOA reading *uncritically* is acquiescing. The lack of... Jun 21, 2011

  @blurryyellow WHOA reading *uncritically* is acquiescing. The lack of criticism can be fixed though.

• You live in a better world. Jun 21, 2011

  @blurryyellow You live in a better world.

• If there is a story here, then go get the story. But this... Jun 21, 2011

  If there is a story here, then go get the story. But this is just vile: http://tcrn.

• Did My Brother Invent E-Mail With Tom Van Vleck? (Part One)... Jun 20, 2011

  Did My Brother Invent E-Mail With Tom Van Vleck? (Part One) - http://nyti.

• Inspired by @GleeNorto I'll write 100+ words on subject[s]... Jun 19, 2011

  Inspired by @GleeNorto I'll write 100+ words on subject[s] people throw @me . Just hashtag #ftrain or fill in http://bit.

• You want the rest now or should we stretch this out for... Jun 19, 2011

  @GleeNorton You want the rest now or should we stretch this out for YEARS? Let's stretch this out for years.

• Horn stabs are balm for the soul. After three drinks it's... Jun 19, 2011

  Horn stabs are balm for the soul. After three drinks it's "Three Sides Live.

• Essay on Shit Crayons: http://www.bogost.com/writing/shit_cr... Jun 18, 2011

  Essay on Shit Crayons: http://www. bogost.

• Twitter is like blurbing books, but without the books. Jun 18, 2011

  Twitter is like blurbing books, but without the books.

• Proof that the NYTimes has a social media strategy:... Jun 18, 2011

  Proof that the NYTimes has a social media strategy: http://cityroom. blogs.

• This is wayyyyyyyy too much 808. This is like, 1616. Jun 18, 2011

  This is wayyyyyyyy too much 808. This is like, 1616.

• BELOVED NERDS: Is there anything better than SiteOrbiter... Jun 17, 2011

  BELOVED NERDS: Is there anything better than SiteOrbiter for indexing/analyzing/looking at website structure?

• "No journalist should work in conditions so glorious, and... Jun 16, 2011

  "No journalist should work in conditions so glorious, and few outside The Times do. " http://movies.

• From Punchline to Footnote #weinermemoirs Jun 16, 2011
• OH: "I wouldn't subscribe to Newsweek for all the Qi in... Jun 16, 2011

  OH: "I wouldn't subscribe to Newsweek for all the Qi in Tina.

• I wish Business Insider would run more slideshows. Jun 15, 2011

  I wish Business Insider would run more slideshows.

• I'm glad correlation does not imply causation because then... Jun 15, 2011

  I'm glad correlation does not imply causation because then having extra leg room on an airplane would turn you into an asshole.

• My new startup will give everyone naps and grants. Jun 15, 2011

  My new startup will give everyone naps and grants.

• I also would like to thank you for coining the word... Jun 14, 2011

  @kevinmarks I also would like to thank you for coining the word "homonymophobia" to describe XML namespace anxieties. Good stuff.

• Question to help me write/think about something: What does... Jun 14, 2011

  Question to help me write/think about something: What does Groupon actually mean for the web?

• After Hitchens dies and goes to heaven God just sits there... Jun 13, 2011

  After Hitchens dies and goes to heaven God just sits there for a while looking at him and then she says, "so women aren't funny?

• "The Heidi Game" is the most amusing page on Wikipedia.... Jun 11, 2011

  "The Heidi Game" is the most amusing page on Wikipedia. http://en.

• I installed Color. Never before have I felt so alone. Jun 10, 2011

  I installed Color. Never before have I felt so alone.

• Hell is other microformats. Jun 10, 2011

  Hell is other microformats.

• your illustration for the sexting article is epic genius... Jun 10, 2011

  @jenniferdaniel your illustration for the sexting article is epic genius and I salute you http://www. nytimes.

• An hour ago this dude at the Oakland Airport BART station... Jun 10, 2011

  An hour ago this dude at the Oakland Airport BART station said he would tell my fortune if I gave him my credit card.

• Story idea: Scenes from a call center for the gods.... Jun 9, 2011

  Story idea: Scenes from a call center for the gods. "Turning into a swan voids the warranty, sir.

• We are as gods, and we expect customer service as gods. Jun 9, 2011

  We are as gods, and we expect customer service as gods.

• Thank you, Delta Airlines, for this opportunity to learn... Jun 9, 2011

  Thank you, Delta Airlines, for this opportunity to learn patience and humility.

• Dear Servers, I am getting on a plane now so go ahead and... Jun 9, 2011

  Dear Servers, I am getting on a plane now so go ahead and crash.

• "Ivan Herman:..there are two issues here: syntax and vocab... Jun 9, 2011

  "Ivan Herman:.. there are two issues here: syntax and vocab management.

• Someone on the train was reading a book called... Jun 7, 2011

  Someone on the train was reading a book called Metacognition. I thought, "Exactly!

• My ATM was promoting a concert by Night Ranger. (You Can... Jun 7, 2011

  My ATM was promoting a concert by Night Ranger. (You Can Still) Bank In America.

• "Nanolaw With Daughter" now translated into 100% more... Jun 7, 2011

  "Nanolaw With Daughter" now translated into 100% more Russian: http://maxsavenkov. livejournal.

• "Why won't the media cover the REAL story?" CUZ A... Jun 6, 2011

  "Why won't the media cover the REAL story? " CUZ A CONGRESSMAN TWEETED DICK SHOTS.

• "Co-presented with Marissa Bowe, editor of Word Magazine,... Jun 5, 2011

  "Co-presented with Marissa Bowe, editor of Word Magazine, at http://www. word.

• And there's a line with the words "Jorn will not be... Jun 5, 2011

  And there's a line with the words "Jorn will not be pleased" but no explanation.

• "The 'Journaling' community is vindictive" Jun 5, 2011
• I said: "It looked like it might take off; readership was... Jun 5, 2011

  I said: "It looked like it might take off; readership was going up by about 50 regular readers a week. So I stopped working on the site.

• I just found an email from 1998, my notes for a guest talk... Jun 5, 2011

  I just found an email from 1998, my notes for a guest talk to a class at ITP about "online journals. " (No blogs then.

• ONG:Technologies are not mere exterior aids but also... Jun 5, 2011

  ONG:Technologies are not mere exterior aids but also interior transformations of consciousness,&amp;never more than when they affect the word.

• Still waiting for Representative Yvette D. Clark to tweet a... Jun 5, 2011

  Still waiting for Representative Yvette D. Clark to tweet a picture of her Oberlin diploma.

• You can still buy New Coke in Yap. http://bit.ly/iKmyrY Jun 4, 2011

  You can still buy New Coke in Yap. http://bit.

• Bike riding in Brooklyn. Perfect morning. A pigeon winked... Jun 4, 2011

  Bike riding in Brooklyn. Perfect morning.

• How the hell am I going to explain Telehack.com to my wife... Jun 4, 2011

  How the hell am I going to explain Telehack. com to my wife in way that doesn't make her narrow her eyes and shake her head?

• Incubator by HaClique is one of the great songs of 1981.... May 31, 2011

  Incubator by HaClique is one of the great songs of 1981. http://bit.

• My preferred composition environment is a no-frills text... May 31, 2011

  My preferred composition environment is a no-frills text editor called GUILTROOM. It runs everywhere!

• I saw Ben Lerman sing last week and he was great. He has... May 30, 2011

  I saw Ben Lerman sing last week and he was great. He has poops in his backpack.

• Oh Franzen oh Franzen oh no oh why. OH GOD FRANZEN NO STOP... May 29, 2011

  Oh Franzen oh Franzen oh no oh why. OH GOD FRANZEN NO STOP IT FRANZEN PLEASE FRANZEN...

• "Inveterate" in the NYTimes since 1981: http://bit.ly/kHVwIr May 27, 2011

  "Inveterate" in the NYTimes since 1981: http://bit.

• Live one night only. All those moments will be lost in... May 26, 2011

  @tony_jansen @dvsjr Live one night only. All those moments will be lost in time...

• Thanks goodly folk who came to see me read last night. May 26, 2011

  Thanks goodly folk who came to see me read last night.

• This is exactly how my reading will go tonight:... May 25, 2011

  This is exactly how my reading will go tonight: http://bit.

• Reading Tonight May 24, 2011

  Reading!

• I'm going to read something totally new on Weds at Happy... May 22, 2011

  I'm going to read something totally new on Weds at Happy Ending, and I will do my best to entertain. http://bit.

• Profiles of Zach Galifianakis are interchangeable with that... May 21, 2011

  Profiles of Zach Galifianakis are interchangeable with that honey badger video. "Zach doesn't care.

• $100,000,000 to advertise the rapture. This is the New Coke... May 21, 2011

  $100,000,000 to advertise the rapture. This is the New Coke of apocalypses.

• Awesome news, rapturers: You now have your WHOLE LIFE to... May 21, 2011

  Awesome news, rapturers: You now have your WHOLE LIFE to read the New Testament and practice a sincere loving faith.

• "Dan Savage but 100 years from now." #storyideas May 20, 2011

  "Dan Savage but 100 years from now.

• "Someone brings a cancer-detecting dog to a wedding."... May 20, 2011

  "Someone brings a cancer-detecting dog to a wedding.

• "GTD primary religion of failing USA. New kid in school is... May 20, 2011

  "GTD primary religion of failing USA. New kid in school is tormented for lack of inbox zero.

• So annoyed I'm scheduled to work through the rapture AGAIN.... May 20, 2011

  So annoyed I'm scheduled to work through the rapture AGAIN. Just told someone, "I'll get you that memo by EOW.

• I hope familyradio.com programmed that days-til-world-ends... May 20, 2011

  I hope familyradio. com programmed that days-til-world-ends counter to stop at zero.

• It's the end of the world for web design, too:... May 20, 2011

  It's the end of the world for web design, too: http://www. familyradio.

• What's dark red, sticky, and smells like pennies?... May 19, 2011

  What's dark red, sticky, and smells like pennies? Spiderman's pocket!

• Maria Shriver wrote a book "10 Things I Wish I'd Known... May 19, 2011

  Maria Shriver wrote a book "10 Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Went Out Into The Real World. " New edition will have 11 things.

• Scientists discovered a bug with 20 legs that walks very... May 18, 2011

  Scientists discovered a bug with 20 legs that walks very slowly. It's called the orthopede.

• Young Galaxy fills that Everything But the Girl Hole in my... May 18, 2011

  Young Galaxy fills that Everything But the Girl Hole in my life I didn't know I had, hole-wise.

• I am totally writing the last one. "We have DRASTICALLY... May 18, 2011

  I am totally writing the last one. "We have DRASTICALLY simplified the baby.

• "Designer babies: Microsoft vs. Apple. Design strategies.... May 18, 2011

  "Designer babies: Microsoft vs. Apple.

• "Scenes as robotically enhanced ancient boomer nation... May 18, 2011

  "Scenes as robotically enhanced ancient boomer nation mourns Ringo.

• "He:uptown lawyer;she:downtown trader.Want baby, no time.... May 18, 2011

  "He:uptown lawyer;she:downtown trader. Want baby, no time.

• "Writer on deadline fabricates 'teen vomit parties' trend.... May 18, 2011

  "Writer on deadline fabricates 'teen vomit parties' trend. TV crews appear.

• "Short-short about ostrich farmers entirely in subject... May 18, 2011

  "Short-short about ostrich farmers entirely in subject lines.

• "Aliens love pure math of blue-eyed soul; capture Daryl... May 18, 2011

  "Aliens love pure math of blue-eyed soul; capture Daryl Hall. At climax they 'render' him.

• I have this years-old file of short story ideas and some of... May 18, 2011

  I have this years-old file of short story ideas and some of them are completely insane.

• "Chastain has a voiceover at the very beginning asking her... May 17, 2011

  "Chastain has a voiceover at the very beginning asking her sons to prefer God's grace to the beauties of nature. " I AM SO THERE.

• Actually I'm hoping for a tin cup half-buried in riverbank... May 17, 2011

  Actually I'm hoping for a tin cup half-buried in riverbank mud and a voice that says "The flood is coming.

• Voice-over from a woman would be welcomed too, as long as... May 17, 2011

  Voice-over from a woman would be welcomed too, as long as the wind sound is kept loud enough.

• I am sincerely hoping the new Terrence Malick movie has at... May 17, 2011

  I am sincerely hoping the new Terrence Malick movie has at least three minute-long shots of something in the wind.

• Recorded Entertainment #2 May 17, 2011

  So in 1993, BoingBoing tells us , a group called Mondo Vanilli made an art-prank album on Trent Reznor’s Nothing label, but it was not released until now. The members of the group were “RU Sirius, founder of Mondo 2000 magazine, composer Scrappi DuChamp, and performance artist Simone Third Arm.

• Recorded Entertainment #1 May 16, 2011

  There’s this episode of the Jack Benny show, recorded during WWII and rationing, where they go to a butcher shop and take a tour of the freezer for 5 cents. Everyone sighs and oohs when they hear about the prime rib.

• No but it looks awesome. Added to list. May 16, 2011

  @dealingwith No but it looks awesome. Added to list.

• Is loneliness a vertical? May 16, 2011

  Is loneliness a vertical?

• Wow, @choire, you didn't have to favorite that quite so... May 16, 2011

  Wow, @choire , you didn't have to favorite that quite so fast.

• "My last Ftrain post hit a chord." @clairezg "The boredom... May 16, 2011

  @ftrain "My last Ftrain post hit a chord. " @clairezg "The boredom chord?

• They/we are their/our own thing. My stuff is from a... May 16, 2011

  @fearofcode They/we are their/our own thing. My stuff is from a different world, I think.

• Watching HN critique my fiction is AMAZING. bit.ly/leG4OI... May 16, 2011

  Watching HN critique my fiction is AMAZING. bit.

• This reddit thread is the best thing on the Internet right... May 16, 2011

  This reddit thread is the best thing on the Internet right now: http://bit.

• New Ftrain: "My daughter was first sued in the womb."... May 15, 2011

  New Ftrain: "My daughter was first sued in the womb. " http://bit.

• Nanolaw with Daughter May 15, 2011

  Why privacy mattered.

• Is there anything more passive-aggressive than an Internet... May 15, 2011

  Is there anything more passive-aggressive than an Internet "open letter? " Just buck up and complain, you sniveling shits.

• Lost and bitter, I ordered a new Epiphanator™. It arrived... May 14, 2011

  Lost and bitter, I ordered a new Epiphanator™. It arrived broken.

• I want to say "congratulations on your success" to everyone... May 14, 2011

  I want to say "congratulations on your success" to everyone I meet because they are alive and usually not murderers.

• I AM YOUR GRANDMA, I AM YOUR GRANDMA http://bit.ly/ills2B May 13, 2011

  I AM YOUR GRANDMA, I AM YOUR GRANDMA http://bit.

• Twin bands: Man Man, The The, Duran Duran...? What else?... May 13, 2011

  Twin bands: Man Man, The The, Duran Duran...? What else?

• I just described a person as a knuckle-breathing goon. May 13, 2011

  I just described a person as a knuckle-breathing goon.

• Oh man I had forgotten the awesomeness of A&P by Updike:... May 13, 2011

  Oh man I had forgotten the awesomeness of A&amp;P by Updike: http://bit.

• 0h30m w/Photoshop May 12, 2011

  It’s immediately clear to me now that I’m writing again that I need to come up with some new forms in order to have fun here—so that I can get a rhythm and know what I’m doing. One thing that works for me are time limits; pencils up, pencils down. So: Fridays, write for 30 minutes; edit for 20 minutes max; and go whip up some images if necessary, like the big crappy hand below that’s all meaningful and evocative because it’s retro and zoomed-in. Post it, and leave it alone. Can I do that every Friday? Yes! Will I? Maybe! But I crave that simple continuity. For today, for absolutely no reason other than that it came unbidden into my brain, the subject will be Photoshop. (Do we have a process? We have a process. It is 11:39 and...)

• That's a perfect epitaph. "I think it's going to rain." May 12, 2011

  That's a perfect epitaph. "I think it's going to rain.

• Rain -- As in "I think it's going to rain" indicating that... May 12, 2011

  Rain -- As in "I think it's going to rain" indicating that it is time to leave a dull gathering or party. http://bit.

• Sinatra glossary: http://www.leepresson.com/slang/fslang.htm... May 12, 2011

  Sinatra glossary: http://www. leepresson.

• The new "man bites dog" is "dog fights terror." May 12, 2011

  The new "man bites dog" is "dog fights terror.

• That Shaggy Feeling May 11, 2011

  Soon, orphans.

• Big Freedia is playing a legal warehouse this Friday. I'd... May 11, 2011

  Big Freedia is playing a legal warehouse this Friday. I'd probably regret missing that.

• I think this bear wants some blood clams:... May 11, 2011

  I think this bear wants some blood clams: http://www. nytimes.

• Blood Clams! They have a high % of tasty hemoglobin and... May 11, 2011

  Blood Clams! They have a high % of tasty hemoglobin and taste like blood.

• Antilunchism May 10, 2011

  Snack trams.

• RT @bestproductivitytweets New on Ftrain: Top 5... May 10, 2011

  RT @bestproductivitytweets New on Ftrain: Top 5 PRODUCTIVITY hints for Google Calendar!!!! http://ftra.

• Tickler File Forever May 9, 2011

  I’ll have no one to blame but future me.

• So, um, I started up with http://ftrain.com again. Well, I... May 9, 2011

  So, um, I started up with http://ftrain. com again.

• Time’s Inverted Index May 8, 2011

  (1) When robots write history we can get in trouble with our past selves. (2) Search-generated, “false” chrestomathies and the historical fallacy.

• It's been a decade, and I still don't get beards. May 7, 2011

  It's been a decade, and I still don't get beards.

• To forget the mortgage mess that is my life I'm listing... May 7, 2011

  To forget the mortgage mess that is my life I'm listing some favorite things: (1) Emacs org-mode; (2) Peel sessions; (3) cats.

• Game of Thrones is totally lacking in elves. May 6, 2011

  Game of Thrones is totally lacking in elves.

• Is Parks and Recreation a subversive love letter to civic... May 6, 2011

  Is Parks and Recreation a subversive love letter to civic duty and human kindness? Or am I just a freaking sap?

• Just bought a 24 oz. Genesee Cream Ale. A pack of Backwoods... May 6, 2011

  Just bought a 24 oz. Genesee Cream Ale.

• http://linkypedia.inkdroid.org lets orgs track how their... May 6, 2011

  http://linkypedia. inkdroid.

• I bet there will be lots of opportunities to write for free... May 6, 2011

  I bet there will be lots of opportunities to write for free over at Bookish. com.

• Wanted: A version of Guernica that one might stick ones... May 6, 2011

  Wanted: A version of Guernica that one might stick ones head through, like at a carnival.

• is one of the people using robots to manufacture tiny... May 5, 2011

  @carlrc is one of the people using robots to manufacture tiny moustaches in metal: http://www. gothamsmith.

• Just like adding "and the Range" to people's names is fun,... May 5, 2011

  Just like adding "and the Range" to people's names is fun, so is adding "'s Urban Hang Suite.

• Bantha Tracks May 4, 2011

  People complain, still, about the new Star Wars movies being terrible, not up to the standards of the first few, but have you ever considered the gift the director gave to our culture when he failed so profoundly? An entire generation of men who secretly believed in space princesses, ready to waste countless hours on fantasy, suddenly forced to face facts.

• The Moral Superiority of the Streetcar May 3, 2011

  (1) Long-form journalism fixes everything. (2) The moral superiority of the streetcar. (3) I like big bus and I cannot lie.

• Microclimates May 2, 2011

  Cut weather in half and there is more weather.

• Things Have Rules May 1, 2011

  (1) Talking to strangers; (2) being a guest; (3) dressing appropriately.

• I just realized why Martin Amis is moving to Brooklyn. Apr 29, 2011

  I just realized why Martin Amis is moving to Brooklyn.

• Would gladly read a dread-and-despair superhero mashup... Apr 29, 2011

  Would gladly read a dread-and-despair superhero mashup comic. THE ROACH.

• I'd become a cockroach that would prefer not to. Apr 28, 2011

  I'd become a cockroach that would prefer not to.

• "A reference to the Muppets, originally included in this... Apr 27, 2011

  "A reference to the Muppets, originally included in this post, was taken out of context and has been removed.

• The Baffler returns! With an email list, for now:... Apr 27, 2011

  The Baffler returns! With an email list, for now: http://thebaffler.

• I keep adding "and the Range" to writers' names. Joseph... Apr 27, 2011

  I keep adding "and the Range" to writers' names. Joseph O'Neill and the Range.

• Premature standardization is the root of all evil. Apr 24, 2011

  Premature standardization is the root of all evil.

• Adoxography is a word I didn't know, and yet it describes... Apr 23, 2011

  Adoxography is a word I didn't know, and yet it describes my favorite activity.

• "[The bean bag chairs at XeroxParc]...made it much more... Apr 23, 2011

  "[The bean bag chairs at XeroxParc]... made it much more difficult for peers to get up and interrupt!

• At the count of three I want you all to tell me the name of... Apr 22, 2011

  At the count of three I want you all to tell me the name of my DJ. 1, 2, 3.

• A blessing for animals afflicted with a serious disease... Apr 21, 2011

  A blessing for animals afflicted with a serious disease #1 http://www. catholicdoors.

• Trying to figure out why the idea of a supergroup is always... Apr 20, 2011

  Trying to figure out why the idea of a supergroup is always comic. http://bit.

• Nice take on #wwic and the music industry:... Apr 20, 2011

  Nice take on #wwic and the music industry: http://bit.

• Some people, when starting a business, think, "I know, I'll... Apr 19, 2011

  Some people, when starting a business, think, "I know, I'll use venture capital. " Now they have two problems.

• From the HBO rulebook: "If dialogue-heavy exposition... Apr 19, 2011

  From the HBO rulebook: "If dialogue-heavy exposition required NPM (Nipples Per Minute) must approach one.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherently_funny_word Apr 18, 2011

  http://en. wikipedia.

• OBVIOUSLY: "Any image of Queen Elizabeth II is unacceptable... Apr 17, 2011

  OBVIOUSLY: "Any image of Queen Elizabeth II is unacceptable for Royalty-Free content. " http://istockpho.

• The Xerox Star at VOA--offended Hungarians,... Apr 16, 2011

  The Xerox Star at VOA--offended Hungarians, radiation-crazed Russians, and sexy Chinese typists: http://bit.

• Nerd tip: http://webmin.com/ runs great on MacOSX; I run it... Apr 15, 2011

  Nerd tip: http://webmin. com/ runs great on MacOSX; I run it on my laptop for easy config of db/server env, db backups, etc.

• Everything simple is false. Everything which is complex is... Apr 15, 2011

  Everything simple is false. Everything which is complex is unusable.

• To clarify: By "totally insane" I mean "surprisingly... Apr 14, 2011

  To clarify: By "totally insane" I mean "surprisingly dedicated. " Far be it for me to judge another's Notch-tracking.

• Some totally insane person tracked every vacation by the... Apr 14, 2011

  Some totally insane person tracked every vacation by the Minecraft dude: http://i53. tinypic.

• Why doesn't anyone do a humble indie bundle for ebooks? Apr 14, 2011

  Why doesn't anyone do a humble indie bundle for ebooks?

• More punishment than reward. Apr 13, 2011

  @dealingwith More punishment than reward.

• Alas it was just me! Apr 13, 2011

  @dealingwith Alas it was just me!

• I just spent 5 minutes looking out my window at people and... Apr 13, 2011

  I just spent 5 minutes looking out my window at people and traffic and thought, "this is how people used to check MetaFilter.

• Important lesson of today: Solve fulfillment problems, then... Apr 12, 2011

  Important lesson of today: Solve fulfillment problems, then e-commerce problems. It takes shipping co 5 days to open a box.

• Two things I never knew about before today: (1) Dog maxi... Apr 12, 2011

  Two things I never knew about before today: (1) Dog maxi pads; (2) Alphabeat.

• Today I asked a man, "Do you have water fountains for cats?" Apr 12, 2011

  Today I asked a man, "Do you have water fountains for cats?

• Just typed "hout" for "hang out" which I kind of like.... Apr 10, 2011

  Just typed "hout" for "hang out" which I kind of like. Let's hout soon.

• "Google gave him $100 million in 2011 as a parting gift."... Apr 9, 2011

  "Google gave him $100 million in 2011 as a parting gift. " http://en.

• I've started adding "NO IRO" when I write something sincere... Apr 8, 2011

  I've started adding "NO IRO" when I write something sincere and I don't want people to think I'm being ironic.

• Talk about hitting two sweet spots. Apr 6, 2011

  Talk about hitting two sweet spots.

• An amateur is a person who values sharing experiences over... Apr 6, 2011

  An amateur is a person who values sharing experiences over protecting territory.

• From a NYT article on loosies: “‘I’m sorry that it’s come... Apr 5, 2011

  From a NYT article on loosies: “‘I’m sorry that it’s come to this, but this is what it’s come to,’ he said. ” http://nyti.

• I want the new C64, worry it will bring back the 80s if I... Apr 5, 2011

  @eschorama I want the new C64, worry it will bring back the 80s if I buy it. Reagan, shoulder pads, Jack Tramiel, not one but two Durans.

• “If scholars aren’t concerned about this, what are they... Apr 4, 2011

  “If scholars aren’t concerned about this, what are they scholaring about? ” http://nyti.

• "Author Existence Failure" at TVTropes... Apr 3, 2011

  "Author Existence Failure" at TVTropes http://tvtropes. org/pmwiki/pmwiki.

• By tomorrow we shall have our own washer AND dryer! And a... Mar 31, 2011

  By tomorrow we shall have our own washer AND dryer! And a fridge that dispenses cool water!

• "once again I have shot off my own foot to put it my mouth" Mar 30, 2011
• The bike fuss about NYC ignores class. My $250 bike was... Mar 28, 2011

  The bike fuss about NYC ignores class. My $250 bike was awesome when I was BROKE--got me everywhere.

• Online chat re: The NYT paywall is the most ultimate #WWIC... Mar 28, 2011

  Online chat re: The NYT paywall is the most ultimate #WWIC ever. http://bit.

• A new Des Ark album is a reason to feel good about life.... Mar 26, 2011

  A new Des Ark album is a reason to feel good about life. http://bit.

• "brb pivoting." Mar 26, 2011

  "brb pivoting.

• One of the first things you should do in a tech bubble is... Mar 26, 2011

  One of the first things you should do in a tech bubble is buy crosses and garlic to keep out VCs.

• good answer but i can't download this plugin how i can... Mar 25, 2011

  good answer but i can't download this plugin how i can download it because tar. gz format is not supports by my winrar http://bit.

• The jaw-dropping magic awesomeness and pure intense insane... Mar 25, 2011

  The jaw-dropping magic awesomeness and pure intense insane joy of Big Freedia: http://mlkshk.

• My job is like Katamari Damacy in reverse. Mar 25, 2011

  My job is like Katamari Damacy in reverse.

• Tallulah Bankhead to doctor, post surgery related to VD:... Mar 22, 2011

  Tallulah Bankhead to doctor, post surgery related to VD: "Don't think this has taught me a lesson! " http://bit.

• I'm sending this message six months back in time to tell... Mar 22, 2011

  I'm sending this message six months back in time to tell myself to never, ever try to buy an apartment in Brooklyn.

• This interview http://bit.ly/fysCXp on TMI... Mar 22, 2011

  This interview http://bit. ly/fysCXp on TMI http://bit.

• "A baby isn't like a book. People actually want to BUY... Mar 18, 2011

  "A baby isn't like a book. People actually want to BUY babies.

• Centipede clone--I remember playing for like six months,... Mar 17, 2011

  @sbuddhavarapu Centipede clone--I remember playing for like six months, with the Bulworth soundtrack CD on repeat. http://bit.

• That's right ladies I'm still an awesome high-scorer at... Mar 17, 2011

  That's right ladies I'm still an awesome high-scorer at Apeiron for Macintosh.

• http://placekitten.com is back up! Mar 16, 2011

  http://placekitten. com is back up!

• http://placekitten.com is down. You never realize how much... Mar 15, 2011

  http://placekitten. com is down.

• Jen Szalai talks about the dude imbalance... Mar 12, 2011

  Jen Szalai talks about the dude imbalance http://thesecondpass. com/?

• Adam Sternbergh's response is very funny:... Mar 10, 2011

  Adam Sternbergh's response is very funny: http://bit.

• "I don’t have anything against bikes. As a student, I lived... Mar 10, 2011

  "I don’t have anything against bikes. As a student, I lived in the middle of Oxford.

• Sarah Palin's Sexy Farting Cat is the new Lincoln's... Mar 10, 2011

  Sarah Palin's Sexy Farting Cat is the new Lincoln's Doctor's Dog.

• "David Mamet said the ending of a scene should be... Mar 10, 2011

  "David Mamet said the ending of a scene should be surprising but inevitable. " http://bit.

• "Charlie returns to his home with a deaf hooker and Alan is... Mar 8, 2011

  "Charlie returns to his home with a deaf hooker and Alan is left alone in the roof-less ruin. " -2.

• http://fuckyeahnouns.com/not%20going%20to%20sxsw Mar 7, 2011

  http://fuckyeahnouns.

• This wood-grain background is almost as boring as a real... Mar 6, 2011

  This wood-grain background is almost as boring as a real desk!

• Bertie Higgins did actually perform a song called Jamaica... Mar 5, 2011

  Bertie Higgins did actually perform a song called Jamaica Me Crazy.

• I love that dedication to form makes it impossible for... Mar 5, 2011

  I love that dedication to form makes it impossible for @fireland to reply. @fireland But WHY do you hate Superchunk?

• http://bit.ly/fFgyeV Mar 5, 2011

  http://bit.

• I want a longer list PLUS free text. Put hetero opts at... Mar 5, 2011

  I want a longer list PLUS free text. Put hetero opts at list bottom so people HAVE to see 'em.

• Gina points out that dropdowns enforce social norms, and... Mar 5, 2011

  Gina points out that dropdowns enforce social norms, and wishes she could be gay-married on Google. http://bit.

• Slight cold. Half-pint of sorbet. George Benson. Give me... Mar 5, 2011

  Slight cold. Half-pint of sorbet.

• Writing "Charlie Sheen is not the real story, X is the REAL... Mar 5, 2011

  Writing "Charlie Sheen is not the real story, X is the REAL story," is not telling the real story.

• "The actresses are a feather disguised as a kitten."... Mar 3, 2011

  "The actresses are a feather disguised as a kitten. " http://bit.

• As for writing on walls, it's awesome that humans mark... Mar 3, 2011

  As for writing on walls, it's awesome that humans mark territory with scribbling, not urine. Cognition FTW.

• High school to erase awesome writing on beloved English... Mar 3, 2011

  High school to erase awesome writing on beloved English teacher's classroom wall. http://on.

• One day in 1998 she said the words I longed to hear more... Mar 2, 2011

  One day in 1998 she said the words I longed to hear more than any others: "New Leisuretown.

• http://placekitten.com/2000/200... Mar 2, 2011

  http://placekitten. com/2000/200 http://placekitten.

• "Limitations are features spread over time." !!!!!!!... Mar 2, 2011

  "Limitations are features spread over time. " !!!!!!!

• Everything about Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber makes me... Mar 2, 2011

  Everything about Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber makes me glad I am alive right now. http://www.

• Quora on history is fun: http://www.quora.com/History Mar 2, 2011

  Quora on history is fun: http://www. quora.

• Mr. Hudson sounds a lot like Lionel Richie at times. Mar 1, 2011

  Mr. Hudson sounds a lot like Lionel Richie at times.

• Let's face it: Anything that begins "Let's face it:" is a... Mar 1, 2011

  Let's face it: Anything that begins "Let's face it:" is a sign of a desperate, exhausted writer.

• CABBAGE CLAMS CHEDDAR BOOTY http://mlkshk.com/p/PUC Mar 1, 2011

  CABBAGE CLAMS CHEDDAR BOOTY http://mlkshk.

• Lady Gaga has become the Moody Blues. http://vevo.ly/i2HQbo Feb 28, 2011

  Lady Gaga has become the Moody Blues. http://vevo.

• Tilt shift AND time lapse? Be still my heart. Feb 27, 2011

  Tilt shift AND time lapse? Be still my heart.

• The vocalist for Arcade Fire sounds not entirely unlike the... Feb 26, 2011

  The vocalist for Arcade Fire sounds not entirely unlike the vocalist for The Hooters.

• ([Wife] and I have a rule that when something enrages us we... Feb 26, 2011

  ([Wife] and I have a rule that when something enrages us we give money to the people we support. WSJ made me $100 angry at least.

• Is there a good place to donate to the WI union effort?... Feb 26, 2011

  Is there a good place to donate to the WI union effort? I'll chip in $100+; already gave $25 to the Buff.

• WSJ bravely criticizes the "excessive power of collective... Feb 26, 2011

  WSJ bravely criticizes the "excessive power of collective bargaining. " http://on.

• #todayilearned : Richard Pryor and Jim Brown were good... Feb 25, 2011

  #todayilearned : Richard Pryor and Jim Brown were good friends http://bit.

• It makes sense, as Myhrvold has tons of experience cooking... Feb 25, 2011

  It makes sense, as Myhrvold has tons of experience cooking the books. http://bit.

• Things that are not for me are not stupid things. Feb 25, 2011

  Things that are not for me are not stupid things.

• Readability Ideas: http://readability.bonfireapp.com/... Feb 25, 2011

  Readability Ideas: http://readability. bonfireapp.

• Learned2day: Rumsfeld=lizard http://bit.ly/fIlKMw... Feb 25, 2011

  Learned2day: Rumsfeld=lizard http://bit. ly/fIlKMw ; @michelet 's doin NRG UX; Pangur Bán=poetcat http://bit.

• Atmosphere, The Ropes, always good:... Feb 24, 2011

  Atmosphere, The Ropes, always good: http://www. youtube.

• Wittgenstein as a kind of functional spec:... Feb 24, 2011

  Wittgenstein as a kind of functional spec: http://bit.

• insaneinthedembrain #repubusernames Feb 24, 2011
• Israeli Angry Birds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMltvlqEM... Feb 24, 2011

  Israeli Angry Birds http://www. youtube.

• Good hoax, but Dre voice is too satisfying--exactly what... Feb 24, 2011

  Good hoax, but Dre voice is too satisfying--exactly what people who listened to Chronic want him to sound like.

• Dr. Dre stumbles upon Burning Man, seeks profit, 1995:... Feb 24, 2011

  Dr. Dre stumbles upon Burning Man, seeks profit, 1995: http://bit.

• I always get confused by the cutoff point and type... Feb 24, 2011

  I always get confused by the cutoff point and type Helvetica Neueueueue.

• Today I learned: How to deal w/CSV in Python; who Charlie... Feb 24, 2011

  Today I learned: How to deal w/CSV in Python; who Charlie Dore was: http://bit. ly/fLkl7J ; D-Day sounded like: http://bit.

• A blog about having an airport at home:... Feb 23, 2011

  A blog about having an airport at home: http://livingwithyourplane.

• "This panel discussion," said no one ever, "will change... Feb 23, 2011

  "This panel discussion," said no one ever, "will change your life.

• One day you're walking home listening to “I, Robot” by the... Feb 22, 2011

  One day you're walking home listening to “I, Robot” by the Alan Parsons Project, and you realize: I am the problem.

• They definitely have more llamas. Feb 21, 2011

  @fearofcode They definitely have more llamas.

• I had never before seen the llama dentistry song:... Feb 21, 2011

  I had never before seen the llama dentistry song: http://bit.

• Both weirdly edifying cultural constructs. Feb 21, 2011

  @sbuddhavarapu Both weirdly edifying cultural constructs.

• Today I learned: How to behave politely in Second Life, and... Feb 21, 2011

  Today I learned: How to behave politely in Second Life, and how iPad apps are structured.

• You know how you said "I'd pay money to hang with... Feb 21, 2011

  You know how you said "I'd pay money to hang with @fireland "? NOW YOU CAN!

• Also, nerd rite of passage: Today I will be interviewed in... Feb 21, 2011

  Also, nerd rite of passage: Today I will be interviewed in Second Life. http://bit.

• “@GleeNorto: Hanson had their own Eggo Waffles!” !:... Feb 20, 2011

  “ @GleeNorto : Hanson had their own Eggo Waffles! ” !

• Today I learned that Hanson and Nelson were different. Feb 20, 2011

  Today I learned that Hanson and Nelson were different.

• NYC real estate finding: The cool, young realtors who "get... Feb 20, 2011

  NYC real estate finding: The cool, young realtors who "get it" lie MORE than the old smoking mean realtors.

• Maybe AAB (Awesome Adv Bur) sizes are just CSS %s. No hard... Feb 19, 2011

  Maybe AAB (Awesome Adv Bur) sizes are just CSS %s. No hard height limit; set CPM by width.

• MEDIUM RECTANGLE, not medium leaderboard. I always do that.... Feb 18, 2011

  MEDIUM RECTANGLE, not medium leaderboard. I always do that.

• Recurring dream: We need a new, totally alternative IAB.... Feb 18, 2011

  Recurring dream: We need a new, totally alternative IAB. Smash the hegemony of the medium leaderboard!

• Who'd have thought nine years ago that one day we could... Feb 18, 2011

  Who'd have thought nine years ago that one day we could watch Windtalkers online, for free?

• Joe Frank, Adam West, strippers, also WHAT IN GOD HAPPENING... Feb 18, 2011

  Joe Frank, Adam West, strippers, also WHAT IN GOD HAPPENING http://bit.

• "The world seems to be asking for your opinion about... Feb 18, 2011

  "The world seems to be asking for your opinion about everything that happens, but really it is not. " http://slate.

• This is an awesome, doofy epic:... Feb 17, 2011

  This is an awesome, doofy epic: http://coudal.

• This movie is so bad it skipped DVD and went straight to... Feb 17, 2011

  This movie is so bad it skipped DVD and went straight to Starz Play.

• Related: Rosey Grier sings about crying... Feb 13, 2011

  Related: Rosey Grier sings about crying http://bit. ly/daAEEm ; Rosey Grier w/2 heads http://bit.

• Job: Editor, MarloThomas.com, requests "Excellence in... Feb 13, 2011

  Job: Editor, MarloThomas. com, requests "Excellence in writing in another’s voice.

• Sitting around bored with the web. Wishing Dean Allen would... Feb 13, 2011

  Sitting around bored with the web. Wishing Dean Allen would shut something down.

• http://code.google.com/ has become a redirect service to... Feb 13, 2011

  http://code. google.

• In honor of your recent haircut. Feb 12, 2011

  @theodoreross In honor of your recent haircut.

• Kibitzing on http://tummelvision.tv could've been this big... Feb 12, 2011

  Kibitzing on http://tummelvision. tv could've been this big megillah, nu?

• “VD:” looks like a smilie o/sad man reaching and yearning.... Feb 11, 2011

  “VD:” looks like a smilie o/sad man reaching and yearning. I.

• Something I wrote about love in 11/07, trotted out for VD:... Feb 11, 2011

  Something I wrote about love in 11/07, trotted out for VD: http://bit.

• Theodore Ross writes about leaving Harper's Magazine:... Feb 10, 2011

  Theodore Ross writes about leaving Harper's Magazine: http://nyti.

• Mubarak keeps making me think of Half-Life 2:... Feb 10, 2011

  Mubarak keeps making me think of Half-Life 2: http://mlkshk.

• If you're telling people they're doing it wrong, you're... Feb 10, 2011

  If you're telling people they're doing it wrong, you're doing it wrong.

• I keep finding that young, talented people are weird and... Feb 10, 2011

  I keep finding that young, talented people are weird and don't agree with me on everything.

• Engaging analysis of dickwolf trolling: http://bit.ly/fWA2Fn Feb 9, 2011

  Engaging analysis of dickwolf trolling: http://bit.

• New York City is this awesome EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY:... Feb 8, 2011

  New York City is this awesome EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY: http://www. youtube.

• "Amazing! Thank you for sharing your [whatever] with the... Feb 8, 2011

  "Amazing! Thank you for sharing your [whatever] with the world.

• "Daily intake ~2300 calories, exercise one hour, result... Feb 7, 2011

  "Daily intake ~2300 calories, exercise one hour, result happiness. Daily intake ~2300 calories, no exercise, result misery.

• "He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions... Feb 7, 2011

  "He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

• Jack McBrayer makes an awesome Captain America. Feb 6, 2011

  Jack McBrayer makes an awesome Captain America.

• Last night I dreamed that wood s lot started its own line... Feb 6, 2011

  Last night I dreamed that wood s lot started its own line of branded backpacks.

• Thos. Guthrie: "You may know how little God thinks of money... Feb 6, 2011

  Thos. Guthrie: "You may know how little God thinks of money by observing on what bad and contemptible characters He often bestows it.

• A: I just started balling in front of him. P: Bawling. A:... Feb 5, 2011

  A: I just started balling in front of him. P: Bawling.

• Further reading on Dickwolves makes me want to reread both... Feb 4, 2011

  Further reading on Dickwolves makes me want to reread both Intercourse AND Story of the Eye. I'll re-watch Marcel the Shell instead.

• BREAKING: Kenneth Cole endorses Dickwolves. Feb 4, 2011

  BREAKING: Kenneth Cole endorses Dickwolves.

• Stanley a little hipsterish: http://bit.ly/hegU5b "Dr.... Feb 4, 2011

  Stanley a little hipsterish: http://bit. ly/hegU5b "Dr.

• "Is dead" is dead. Feb 3, 2011

  "Is dead" is dead.

• 93–96: Age of the Side-shave 97–00: Age of the Fluorescent... Feb 3, 2011

  93–96: Age of the Side-shave 97–00: Age of the Fluorescent Rabbit.

• If DM doesn't work (sorry) use ford@ftrain.com -- thanks! Feb 1, 2011

  If DM doesn't work (sorry) use ford @ftrain . com -- thanks!

• I oft. need WordPress folks, HTMLers, designers, and banner... Feb 1, 2011

  I oft. need WordPress folks, HTMLers, designers, and banner folk--small, fast, side-project gigs.

• The new @readability is out and is pretty sweet.... Feb 1, 2011

  The new @readability is out and is pretty sweet. http://ftra.

• Notice of an Advisory Relationship Jan 31, 2011

  This morning Anil Dash and Marco Arment published blog posts that detail why they’ve agreed to become advisors to Readability , a service created by Arc90 , based on Arc90’s Readability toolkit. Both posts do an admirable job explaining the service.

• Ted Ross is an awesome editor who ships. Read his farewell... Jan 31, 2011

  Ted Ross is an awesome editor who ships. Read his farewell to Harper's and hire him for things: http://bit.

• Quora advice so far: (1) More specific question--but fewer... Jan 30, 2011

  Quora advice so far: (1) More specific question--but fewer details; (2) Be patient; (3) Don't answer yr. own ?.

• My first stab at Quora-asking seems a wash --... Jan 30, 2011

  My first stab at Quora-asking seems a wash -- http://qr. ae/PILB .

• I already have MY dream job--I move cats from Spain to the... Jan 29, 2011

  I already have MY dream job--I move cats from Spain to the Moon while my father Orson Welles chases me in a yellow cab.

• David Chang on why apps, not TV: “They wanted yelling. They... Jan 29, 2011

  David Chang on why apps, not TV: “They wanted yelling. They wanted everything but education.

• My 1st Quora Q: What "first principles" are most helpful in... Jan 29, 2011

  My 1st Quora Q: What "first principles" are most helpful in creating a new periodical for the web? http://qr.

• $30K pledged for Harper's in two days; turned down. Please... Jan 28, 2011

  $30K pledged for Harper's in two days; turned down. Please include SASE.

• Friend says: "I'm tired of trying to move mountains that... Jan 28, 2011

  Friend says: "I'm tired of trying to move mountains that people made out of molehills.

• Harper's union seeks pledges and community support.... Jan 27, 2011

  Harper's union seeks pledges and community support. http://tinyurl.

• What Could Possibly Go Wrong: An Internet “Off” Switch Jan 26, 2011
• Email I just sent: "Every day I am becoming more... Jan 24, 2011

  Email I just sent: "Every day I am becoming more compentent.

• What do George Saunders, B. Ehrenreich, Thomas Frank,... Jan 24, 2011

  What do George Saunders, B. Ehrenreich, Thomas Frank, Zadie Smith, and Alain de Botton have in common?

• I went to an ironic bris in Greenpoint. Rabbi wore a... Jan 22, 2011

  I went to an ironic bris in Greenpoint. Rabbi wore a T-shirt that said "snipster.

• P: I want to write a book that sells either 500 copies, or... Jan 21, 2011

  P: I want to write a book that sells either 500 copies, or 500,000. C: And you already wrote your 500 copies book!

• It's wonderful to have ideas, terrible to live with them. Jan 21, 2011

  It's wonderful to have ideas, terrible to live with them.

• Sorry, more linky: http://whywasnticonsulted.net . Jan 20, 2011

  Sorry, more linky: http://whywasnticonsulted. net .

• created a sweet site called whywasnticonsulted.net to... Jan 20, 2011

  @Foomandoonian created a sweet site called whywasnticonsulted. net to catalog examples of #wwic .

• This will explain it: http://www.commentsareclosed.com/Tyler... Jan 20, 2011

  @tdhurst This will explain it: http://www. commentsareclosed.

• More examples: http://www.commentsareclosed.com/Josh/4 http:... Jan 20, 2011

  More examples: http://www. commentsareclosed.

• I created a new web service at http://www.commentsareclosed.... Jan 20, 2011

  I created a new web service at http://www. commentsareclosed.

• Wikileaks announces release of 250,000 messages from brand... Jan 19, 2011

  Wikileaks announces release of 250,000 messages from brand ambassadors.

• Callie's (Swoon's) new earthworks-building project in Haiti... Jan 19, 2011

  Callie's (Swoon's) new earthworks-building project in Haiti is totally great: http://bit.

• Q: You know astrology is insane, harmful nonsense,... Jan 19, 2011

  Q: You know astrology is insane, harmful nonsense, right? A: Of course you say that; you're a Leo.

• Right now, somewhere, maybe in many places, ducks are... Jan 19, 2011

  Right now, somewhere, maybe in many places, ducks are nibbling something to death.

• That's maybe 13 or 14 years ago. Whoah.... Jan 19, 2011

  @djjackj That's maybe 13 or 14 years ago. Whoah.

• "They took the fire from Prometheus and made 'smores." Jan 19, 2011

  "They took the fire from Prometheus and made 'smores.

• Ronald Jenkees is my Julia Allison. http://bit.ly/krri Jan 19, 2011

  Ronald Jenkees is my Julia Allison. http://bit.

• Three things I love: Harper's Magazine, the Web, and... Jan 18, 2011

  Three things I love: Harper's Magazine, the Web, and unions. http://bit.

• Just gave a five-minute Ignite talk on my startup Lttrbx.... Jan 18, 2011

  Just gave a five-minute Ignite talk on my startup Lttrbx. Went well--backchannel was all purring.

• Having an unconference with my cats. Jan 18, 2011

  Having an unconference with my cats.

• "Country Clutter" by Dolorean is a great, sweet, mopey... Jan 17, 2011

  "Country Clutter" by Dolorean is a great, sweet, mopey song. http://n.

• Resolution: This year I won't constantly seek approval from... Jan 17, 2011

  Resolution: This year I won't constantly seek approval from strangers. PLEASE RETWEET.

• Forgot that "Confessions of a Knife" is a good Thrill Kill... Jan 16, 2011

  Forgot that "Confessions of a Knife" is a good Thrill Kill Kult album. (First concert I ever saw.

• There's one flaw in my thinking, though, because by... Jan 15, 2011

  There's one flaw in my thinking, though, because by definition anyone who uses foursquare is no longer a friend.

• Idea: Call friends who use @foursquare. "You're in Bryant... Jan 15, 2011

  Idea: Call friends who use @foursquare . "You're in Bryant Park?

• "Branding should have a backbone" http://bit.ly/dPSCa4 ... Jan 15, 2011

  "Branding should have a backbone" http://bit.

• Oh also, the Internet found the source of the "I'm okay... Jan 14, 2011

  Oh also, the Internet found the source of the "I'm okay with this" meme: http://kcgreendotcom. com/CC/comics/cc-andys16.

• Inside baseball is the best baseball. Jan 12, 2011

  Inside baseball is the best baseball.

• This is a brave new era. Jan 11, 2011

  @torrez @sippey This is a brave new era.

• No power, no respect. - Proverb Jan 11, 2011

  No power, no respect.

• The beard does not make the philosopher. -Proverb Jan 10, 2011

  The beard does not make the philosopher.

• http://chokeville.com/icewater/the_shrieking_skull.html... Jan 10, 2011

  http://chokeville. com/icewater/the_shrieking_skull.

• Happy the man, whose wish and care A few paternal acres... Jan 10, 2011

  Happy the man, whose wish and care A few paternal acres bound, Content to breathe his native air In his own ground. http://bit.

• It upsets my wife when I refer to the cat as a "friend with... Jan 9, 2011

  It upsets my wife when I refer to the cat as a "friend with benefits. " But isn't softness a benefit?

• Thanks @silencematters, @OverHetPaard, @dvsjr for reports... Jan 6, 2011

  Thanks @silencematters , @OverHetPaard , @dvsjr for reports of slow-piggy Ftrain. com server.

• Here, I explained the the web. Really.... Jan 6, 2011

  Here, I explained the the web. Really.

• Altruism, yes, but at what cost? Jan 6, 2011

  Altruism, yes, but at what cost?

• The Web Is a Customer Service Medium Jan 5, 2011

  I look forward to your feedback.

• Marc Maron intvw w/Bobby Lee--starting @ 52:00 is the MOST... Jan 5, 2011

  Marc Maron intvw w/Bobby Lee--starting @ 52:00 is the MOST HUMILIATING story I've ever heard. http://bit.

• "I'm driving a car using my genitals." #lessambitiousjokes Jan 5, 2011

  "I'm driving a car using my genitals.

• Fact: TheAwl.com was announced via email on Hitler's 120th... Jan 4, 2011

  Fact: TheAwl. com was announced via email on Hitler's 120th birthday, April 20, 2009.

• “The passage from data to infographic... is not an exercise... Jan 3, 2011

  “The passage from data to infographic... is not an exercise in translation.

• The Tyrell Corporation offered health care, nice offices,... Jan 3, 2011

  The Tyrell Corporation offered health care, nice offices, at least five years employment. Doesn't look that bad in hindsight.

• Some interesting patterns in interactive fiction:... Jan 3, 2011

  Some interesting patterns in interactive fiction: http://emshort. wordpress.

• Resolution: No more six word posts. Jan 2, 2011

  Resolution: No more six word posts.

• It might be time to upgrade. Dec 25, 2010

  @mubay It might be time to upgrade.

• 2011 is going to be prime. Dec 25, 2010

  2011 is going to be prime.

• Sadly, "retarded" ticks up this decade: http://bit.ly/dRpPtY Dec 18, 2010

  Sadly, "retarded" ticks up this decade: http://bit.

• VC Fonzi raised $20,000,000 Series Eyyy. Dec 17, 2010

  VC Fonzi raised $20,000,000 Series Eyyy.

• People are doing interesting stuff again.... Dec 14, 2010

  People are doing interesting stuff again. http://atavist.

• Gawker hackers are using Figlet well:... Dec 13, 2010

  Gawker hackers are using Figlet well: http://pastebin.

• Printing a letterpress with my Reprap. Dec 2, 2010

  Printing a letterpress with my Reprap.

• Radio Free Albemuth, Alanis Morissette stars.... Nov 30, 2010

  Radio Free Albemuth, Alanis Morissette stars. http://en.

• Who's writing great stuff about technology? Nov 29, 2010

  Who's writing great stuff about technology?

• Steampunk: Put a blimp on it. Nov 29, 2010

  Steampunk: Put a blimp on it.

• Edit: By nightfall, revised to BAGLS:... Nov 23, 2010

  Edit: By nightfall, revised to BAGLS: http://twitpic.

• Between coffee and donuts, doggie deliciousness. ... Nov 23, 2010

  Between coffee and donuts, doggie deliciousness. http://twitpic.

• Hack 30 is like early Christmas! http://bit.ly/9DqGmU... Nov 23, 2010

  @pareene Hack 30 is like early Christmas! http://bit.

• Related: Anagram maker written by Assange.... Nov 22, 2010

  Related: Anagram maker written by Assange. http://fatphil.

• Oh good a pangram in Klingon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L... Nov 22, 2010

  Oh good a pangram in Klingon. http://en.

• Legal note: "Moron in a hurry."... Nov 16, 2010

  Legal note: "Moron in a hurry. " http://en.

• I never get off the cluetrain. Nov 15, 2010

  I never get off the cluetrain.

• A product launch that matters: http://thestaffrecommends.com... Nov 15, 2010

  A product launch that matters: http://thestaffrecommends.

• "Greybeard" is actually a sexist term. Nov 15, 2010

  "Greybeard" is actually a sexist term.

• Shit Robot should remix Shit Computer. Nov 14, 2010

  Shit Robot should remix Shit Computer.

• I sometimes miss my former self.... Nov 13, 2010

  I sometimes miss my former self. http://www.

• Tumblr ideas: fuckyeahhospicecare, lookatthisdeadgrammy,... Nov 3, 2010

  Tumblr ideas: fuckyeahhospicecare, lookatthisdeadgrammy, cryingwomenatfertilitycenters, makeawishkidsshouldjustgiveup.

• David Bowie, John Lennon, Uncle Floyd:... Nov 3, 2010

  David Bowie, John Lennon, Uncle Floyd: http://tinyurl.

• Uncle Floyd looks like Andy Richter.... Nov 3, 2010

  Uncle Floyd looks like Andy Richter. http://www.

• RT: My article on "Semantic tech and the publishing world"... Nov 1, 2010

  RT: My article on "Semantic tech and the publishing world" is in the new issue of Nodalities http://bit.

• (Tweeting from Emacs; endgame finally reached.)... Nov 1, 2010

  (Tweeting from Emacs; endgame finally reached. ) http://www.

• Please stop "engaging" with the web. Oct 25, 2010

  Please stop "engaging" with the web.

• You're both old enough, I guess. Oct 25, 2010

  @dealingwith You're both old enough, I guess.

• Kansas: Shakespeare in the original pronunciation.... Oct 23, 2010

  Kansas: Shakespeare in the original pronunciation. http://www.

• Bands with Wikipedia pages: already over. Oct 20, 2010

  Bands with Wikipedia pages: already over.

• Richard Gabriel: "Better Science Through Art"!... Oct 15, 2010

  Richard Gabriel: "Better Science Through Art"! http://www.

• Louie has ruined me for 30 Rock. #ohwowhijinkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oct 14, 2010

  Louie has ruined me for 30 Rock.

• Remember, the camera adds 120 lbs. http://5by5.tv/bigwebshow Oct 14, 2010

  Remember, the camera adds 120 lbs. http://5by5.

• Zencoder.com solves $1,000 problems for 10¢.... Oct 11, 2010

  Zencoder. com solves $1,000 problems for 10¢.

• Steve Albini sounds like Richard Stallman. Oct 6, 2010

  Steve Albini sounds like Richard Stallman.

• Implementing a GTD workflow in Minecraft. Oct 4, 2010

  Implementing a GTD workflow in Minecraft.

• down, takes Internet with it. Oct 4, 2010

  @dropbox down, takes Internet with it.

• status.dropbox.com also down. Is there... Oct 4, 2010

  status. dropbox.

• I'm naming my business "Current Location." Oct 4, 2010

  I'm naming my business "Current Location.

• Try to find it, you bastards. Oct 4, 2010

  Try to find it, you bastards.

• Fred Allen photograph on 30 Rock. #GodILoveThatMan Oct 2, 2010

  Fred Allen photograph on 30 Rock.

• Design blog text: 10pt, greenish, w/dropshadow? #ow #83C236 Sep 30, 2010

  Design blog text: 10pt, greenish, w/dropshadow?

• Energetic evolution of a thermodynamic system #ITSAPROCESS Sep 27, 2010
• Cheerfully awaiting the "distraction free" dividend. Sep 26, 2010

  Cheerfully awaiting the "distraction free" dividend.

• Resolutions are a symptom of hangovers. Sep 26, 2010

  Resolutions are a symptom of hangovers.

• No more "!" in company names. Sep 24, 2010

  No more "! " in company names.

• Maker Faire has become NYC Nerdstock. Sep 24, 2010

  Maker Faire has become NYC Nerdstock.

• This tweet: Dedicated to the butterfly.... Sep 17, 2010

  This tweet: Dedicated to the butterfly. #Early_life " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en.

• Wait for it. It's worth it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4... Sep 2, 2010

  Wait for it. It's worth it.

• Thesis committee just turned me down. Sep 2, 2010

  Thesis committee just turned me down.

• "Unicode Figlet" just not compelling enough. Sep 2, 2010

  "Unicode Figlet" just not compelling enough.

• Even worse, women won't buy CrunchPads. Aug 28, 2010

  Even worse, women won't buy CrunchPads.

• A hobby is an unprofitable job. Aug 28, 2010

  A hobby is an unprofitable job.

• Y'all voted for me here right? http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/i... Aug 25, 2010

  Y'all voted for me here right? http://panelpicker.

• Cee Lo, typography, profanity, bright colors.... Aug 19, 2010

  Cee Lo, typography, profanity, bright colors. http://www.

• The Artist Formerly Known As ☃ Aug 17, 2010
• This is why Nirvana was necessary:... Aug 17, 2010

  This is why Nirvana was necessary: http://www. youtube.

• Baby Spice once covered Edie Brickell.... Aug 17, 2010

  Baby Spice once covered Edie Brickell. http://www.

• Ironic in light of telecom deregulation.... Aug 17, 2010

  Ironic in light of telecom deregulation. http://www.

• The robot video tubedubs quite well... Aug 16, 2010

  The robot video tubedubs quite well #N9JyDQlHo1A :EjAoBKagWQA:0:100:0:0:true" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://tubedubber.

• That last line is JUST TERRIFIC.... Aug 15, 2010

  @ebertchicago That last line is JUST TERRIFIC. http://rogerebert.

• Essential song: Chewie the Rookie Wookie... Aug 15, 2010

  @stevendrozd Essential song: Chewie the Rookie Wookie http://www. youtube.

• 100% PR failure starts in comments:... Aug 14, 2010

  100% PR failure starts in comments: http://www. mikevaughn.

• Dear God I want that cigarette. Aug 14, 2010

  Dear God I want that cigarette.

• Your hair is doing that thing. Aug 13, 2010

  Your hair is doing that thing.

• "Deep Blue Day" = terrible Scottish toilet. Aug 8, 2010

  "Deep Blue Day" = terrible Scottish toilet.

• 's True/Slant farewell is honest, classy:... Aug 5, 2010

  @michaelroston 's True/Slant farewell is honest, classy: http://trueslant.

• Alas, wave.google.com, we hardly used ye. Aug 4, 2010

  Alas, wave. google.

• Movie idea: "Akeelah and the Beej" http://bit.ly/9napAH Aug 3, 2010

  Movie idea: "Akeelah and the Beej" http://bit.

• Summer Streets! Summer STREETS! SUMMERSTREETS... Aug 3, 2010

  Summer Streets! Summer STREETS!

• Ride PRECEDED Catherine Wheel. Whod've knew?... Aug 3, 2010

  Ride PRECEDED Catherine Wheel. Whod've knew?

• The Wikipedia timeline of Shoegazer bands:... Aug 3, 2010

  The Wikipedia timeline of Shoegazer bands: http://bit.

• Pornography is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration. Aug 3, 2010

  Pornography is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.

• What a "dead web" looks like: http://bit.ly/cpKScb Aug 2, 2010

  What a "dead web" looks like: http://bit.

• I will meet all my deadlines! http://twitpic.com/2auj9j Aug 1, 2010

  I will meet all my deadlines! http://twitpic.

• µ-Ziq's "Lunatic Harness" remains just great. Aug 1, 2010

  µ-Ziq's "Lunatic Harness" remains just great.

• (Good for scrubbing out "California Gurls.") Jul 31, 2010

  (Good for scrubbing out "California Gurls.

• Unforgettable...daisy dukes, bikinis on top.... Jul 31, 2010

  Unforgettable... daisy dukes, bikinis on top.

• Saber Rebai—Nwakil Alek Rabbi Remix:... Jul 31, 2010

  Saber Rebai—Nwakil Alek Rabbi Remix: http://www. youtube.

• "Ability maps"--wisely re-using extant technology:... Jul 29, 2010

  "Ability maps"--wisely re-using extant technology: http://dashes. com/anil/2010/07/ability-maps-or-deaf-mayors.

• "It's too long, sputters at times."... Jul 29, 2010

  "It's too long, sputters at times. " http://adage.

• Sadly, bitrot is legion on Ftrain.com. Jul 28, 2010

  @abackstrom Sadly, bitrot is legion on Ftrain. com.

• I'm a carpenter without shoes! Wait... Jul 28, 2010

  I'm a carpenter without shoes! Wait...

• "Maybe he needed a cat leash." http://www.salon.com/life/fea... Jul 27, 2010

  "Maybe he needed a cat leash. " http://www.

• Friday night; I'm starting my slobatical. Jul 23, 2010

  Friday night; I'm starting my slobatical.

• Top ten countries by robot density.... Jul 23, 2010

  Top ten countries by robot density. http://spectrum.

• Online poetry magazines often lack feeds. Jul 23, 2010

  Online poetry magazines often lack feeds.

• Faulkner speaks, 1958, explains "The Bear."... Jul 23, 2010

  Faulkner speaks, 1958, explains "The Bear. " http://faulkner.

• We are eating too much information:... Jul 22, 2010

  We are eating too much information: http://infovegan.

• The Mission--Prince-mashup related deaths:... Jul 22, 2010

  The Mission--Prince-mashup related deaths: http://www. youtube.

• Facebook virus! Making distant relationships uncomfortable! Jul 22, 2010

  Facebook virus! Making distant relationships uncomfortable!

• Lily: "academically validated" NoSQL POC CMS.... Jul 22, 2010

  Lily: "academically validated" NoSQL POC CMS. http://outerthought.

• T-shirts, entirely devoid of any meaning:... Jul 22, 2010

  T-shirts, entirely devoid of any meaning: http://meaninglesstshirts.

• Journalists and bloggers, and opera fans:... Jul 22, 2010

  Journalists and bloggers, and opera fans: http://jolieodell. wordpress.

• FINALLY gets behind Steve Ballmer.... Jul 20, 2010

  @redmonk FINALLY gets behind Steve Ballmer. http://redmonk.

• job board--real editors ship! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/... Jul 20, 2010

  @Awl job board--real editors ship! http://www.

• Orson smokes cigar, discusses "disappearing audiences."... Jul 20, 2010

  Orson smokes cigar, discusses "disappearing audiences. " http://www.

• Internet flowchart: Should Journalists learn programming?... Jul 19, 2010

  Internet flowchart: Should Journalists learn programming? http://10000words.

• Just pulled "Kinja Ninja" from resume. Jul 19, 2010

  Just pulled "Kinja Ninja" from resume.

• I've missed writing whatever suits me. http://bit.ly/c5ATSd Jul 19, 2010

  I've missed writing whatever suits me. http://bit.

• CREDIT: That last link courtesy @jeffmacintyre . Jul 19, 2010

  CREDIT: That last link courtesy @jeffmacintyre .

• Real Editors Ship Jul 19, 2010

  tl;dr: needs editing.

• Lady Tigra 4eva "Black First Lady"... Jul 18, 2010

  Lady Tigra 4eva "Black First Lady" http://www. myspace.

• I like the cars that boom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba... Jul 18, 2010

  I like the cars that boom. http://www.

• Method: "A trick I use twice" (... Jul 16, 2010

  Method: "A trick I use twice" ( http://en. wikipedia.

• Google! Purchasing MetaWeb! Taking over Earth!... Jul 16, 2010

  Google! Purchasing MetaWeb!

• Um dude the media ship CONSTANTLY.... Jul 16, 2010

  Um dude the media ship CONSTANTLY. http://scraplab.

• All media folks DO is ship. Jul 16, 2010

  All media folks DO is ship.

• Real artists ( http://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?story=Re... Jul 16, 2010

  Real artists ( http://www. folklore.

• Turk's Head Review has relaunched, redesigned:... Jul 15, 2010

  Turk's Head Review has relaunched, redesigned: http://turksheadreview. tumblr.

• Behind the Scenes: _The Beaver_, post-production... Jul 14, 2010

  Behind the Scenes: _The Beaver_, post-production http://bit.

• Thanks, @nicomuhly, for the http://bit.ly/9ExdTw shout-out. Jul 14, 2010

  Thanks, @nicomuhly , for the http://bit. ly/9ExdTw shout-out.

• The Beaver Post-Production Jul 14, 2010

  POST-PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR ANDREW CHALMAN: I’m back. This place looks like a bomb— FOSTER: Just tell me what they said.

• Privacy : Copyright :: 1st Amendment : 2nd Amendment Jun 29, 2010
• And suddenly I was browsing Knol. Jun 27, 2010

  And suddenly I was browsing Knol.

• (Great microsite--HTML comments, footnotes, tone.... Jun 23, 2010

  (Great microsite--HTML comments, footnotes, tone. http://www.

• Iceland wants to be your friend: http://bit.ly/bnoZJs Jun 23, 2010

  Iceland wants to be your friend: http://bit.

• Counting the hours until the #TMNretreat2010officialhashtag... Jun 22, 2010

  Counting the hours until the #TMNretreat2010officialhashtag .

• I truly enjoy working with Activate. http://live.gourmet.com Jun 21, 2010

  I truly enjoy working with Activate. http://live.

• Meg Whitman: Pioneer in push technology. Jun 14, 2010

  Meg Whitman: Pioneer in push technology.

• The door will creak no more. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/... Jun 6, 2010

  The door will creak no more. http://www.

• There's King Crimson in my Kanye. Jun 2, 2010

  There's King Crimson in my Kanye.

• Apple: they "created" WebKit! DON'T DISPUTE.... Jun 1, 2010

  Apple: they "created" WebKit! DON'T DISPUTE.

• Isaac Hayes, interviewed by Jack Benny.... May 30, 2010

  Isaac Hayes, interviewed by Jack Benny. http://youtube.

• This The National dude is gloomy. May 16, 2010

  This The National dude is gloomy.

• Colon is electric! Thank you, emacs. May 15, 2010

  Colon is electric! Thank you, emacs.

• "THIS mailing list will be different." May 13, 2010

  "THIS mailing list will be different.

• Decorating my Skinner box. Gold trim! May 10, 2010

  Decorating my Skinner box. Gold trim!

• Humping Neanderthals is the new iPad. May 6, 2010

  Humping Neanderthals is the new iPad.

• I am at least 10% Neanderthal. May 6, 2010

  I am at least 10% Neanderthal.

• Painting: "another one of these guys " http://ow.ly/1HALE May 6, 2010

  Painting: "another one of these guys " http://ow.

• Dr. Benway. Nurse Jackie Curtis. Plunger. http://ow.ly/1HxAZ May 5, 2010

  Dr. Benway.

• Cute as it relates to violence. http://ow.ly/1HApL May 5, 2010

  Cute as it relates to violence. http://ow.

• And THEN we came to the... http://ow.ly/1Hxm0 May 5, 2010

  And THEN we came to the... http://ow.

• Finally, jetpacks. Useful especially for hunting.... May 5, 2010

  Finally, jetpacks. Useful especially for hunting.

• Tuscon punk flyers. Pink, green paper. http://ow.ly/1Hcz9 May 5, 2010

  Tuscon punk flyers. Pink, green paper.

• Emily Short on Fallout 3 & narrative. http://ow.ly/1HAkR May 5, 2010

  Emily Short on Fallout 3 &amp; narrative. http://ow.

• Hog doggin' on a toboggan. Rawkin May 5, 2010

  Hog doggin' on a toboggan.

• Redis:user; Django:cms; Solr:publish. May 5, 2010

  Redis:user; Django:cms; Solr:publish.

• About the exploitation of Power Rangers. http://ow.ly/1HctT May 4, 2010

  About the exploitation of Power Rangers. http://ow.

• "...See Phoebe building her mud nest" http://ow.ly/1GYNm May 4, 2010

  "... See Phoebe building her mud nest" http://ow.

• Hog dogging: the dogging of hogs.... May 4, 2010

  Hog dogging: the dogging of hogs. http://en.

• Saying "hog dogging" is like potato chips. May 4, 2010

  Saying "hog dogging" is like potato chips.

• "FooCamp? Can't that weekend--hog dogging." #hogthemdogs... May 4, 2010

  "FooCamp? Can't that weekend--hog dogging.

• Chanters in the tower at Oxford. http://ow.ly/1GYOA May 4, 2010

  Chanters in the tower at Oxford. http://ow.

• Walter with gun and dead buffalo. http://ow.ly/1GYSm May 4, 2010

  Walter with gun and dead buffalo. http://ow.

• Fori Imperiali at night, from 1934. http://ow.ly/1GZ4F May 4, 2010

  Fori Imperiali at night, from 1934. http://ow.

• An infographic that explains RSS problems.... May 4, 2010

  An infographic that explains RSS problems. http://ow.

• "...the narrative of a modern program..." http://ow.ly/1GZvL May 4, 2010

  "... the narrative of a modern program...

• Photo of a May Day marcher. http://ow.ly/1Hcoc May 4, 2010

  Photo of a May Day marcher. http://ow.

• Amy MacDonald (huskily) sings Sweet Caroline.... May 4, 2010

  Amy MacDonald (huskily) sings Sweet Caroline. http://ow.

• Now I understand Redis. Thanks, Simon! http://ow.ly/1HcoT May 4, 2010

  Now I understand Redis. Thanks, Simon!

• Christian and Muslim sex shops observed. http://ow.ly/1Hcrg May 4, 2010

  Christian and Muslim sex shops observed. http://ow.

• Practical advice on messages in bottles. http://ow.ly/1Hcsm May 4, 2010

  Practical advice on messages in bottles. http://ow.

• Children on leashes, tied to walls. http://ow.ly/1GZzc May 4, 2010

  Children on leashes, tied to walls. http://ow.

• Choire has Jürgen Habermas's public... May 3, 2010

  Choire has Jürgen Habermas's public lolspheres: http://www. theawl.

• The grueling of gruel. "Gruel."... May 3, 2010

  The grueling of gruel. "Gruel.

• Reality Distortion Field very strong today. May 3, 2010

  Reality Distortion Field very strong today.

• And then there's the Mercedes helicopter:... May 3, 2010

  And then there's the Mercedes helicopter: http://bit.

• This criticism of Apple is correct:... May 3, 2010

  This criticism of Apple is correct: http://abcnews. go.

• Such good marketing. Painted nails! Trent!... May 3, 2010

  Such good marketing. Painted nails!

• 6x park loop. (Goal: 8x daily?) May 1, 2010

  6x park loop. (Goal: 8x daily?

• Saw dragon movie. Was kinda disappointed. May 1, 2010

  Saw dragon movie. Was kinda disappointed.

• My fault. Thought it said "Drain." May 1, 2010

  My fault. Thought it said "Drain.

• Just like heaven, by Paul Ford Apr 30, 2010
• Just Like Heaven Apr 30, 2010

  May 2010 Issue [Readings] Just like heaven Adjust by Paul Ford , This article is only available as a PDF to subscribers. Preparing PDF&hellip; Download PDF Your PDF will load here after we verify access.

• FINALLY someone has combined zombies, blogging!... Apr 29, 2010

  FINALLY someone has combined zombies, blogging! http://www.

• What I need is an intern. Apr 27, 2010

  What I need is an intern.

• Millennial cats want litter changed hourly. #millennialcats Apr 26, 2010

  Millennial cats want litter changed hourly.

• Millennial cats play quidditch without irony. #millenialcats Apr 26, 2010

  Millennial cats play quidditch without irony.

• Millennial cats insist on constant treats. #millennialcats Apr 26, 2010

  Millennial cats insist on constant treats.

• My iPad got me inbox -(π). Apr 25, 2010

  My iPad got me inbox -(π).

• Everything he did turned out buggy. Apr 20, 2010

  Everything he did turned out buggy.

• I met an Amish inventor once. Apr 20, 2010

  I met an Amish inventor once.

• Productivity software is a cyborg's soma. Apr 20, 2010

  Productivity software is a cyborg's soma.

• Parka Apr 20, 2010

  My friend wore a green parka. She is, like I now am, self-employed, and called me this afternoon using Skype, which I can already see, a few weeks into my new career, is going to be a problem.

• D.R.E.A.M.: Deadlines Rule Everything Around Me. Apr 20, 2010

  D. R.

• There, I summarized the whole Internet. Apr 14, 2010

  There, I summarized the whole Internet.

• Dear God, that's some good branding:... Apr 14, 2010

  Dear God, that's some good branding: http://www. youtube.

• This interferes with my startup plans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apr 14, 2010

  This interferes with my startup plans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• A corporation has acted in self-interest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Apr 14, 2010

  A corporation has acted in self-interest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• The terrifying story of Commodore's licensing:... Apr 14, 2010

  The terrifying story of Commodore's licensing: http://www. theregister.

• Who'll ease the heartbreak of pinwheel? Apr 12, 2010

  Who'll ease the heartbreak of pinwheel?

• I truly love designing nice URLs. Apr 12, 2010

  I truly love designing nice URLs.

• Game based on Amiga Workbench/BBSes:... Apr 12, 2010

  Game based on Amiga Workbench/BBSes: http://www. scoutshonour.

• Losers - 'Flush' features lots of lithographs:... Apr 12, 2010

  Losers - 'Flush' features lots of lithographs: http://www. youtube.

• Lady Sovereign kind of disappeared there. Apr 8, 2010

  Lady Sovereign kind of disappeared there.

• I admire Bryan Atinsky's courage here:... Mar 31, 2010

  I admire Bryan Atinsky's courage here: http://www. ynetnews.

• Efrat was such an amazing woman. Mar 31, 2010

  Efrat was such an amazing woman.

• I can not fathom what happened. Mar 31, 2010

  I can not fathom what happened.

• Yes to snow, no to costumes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... Mar 27, 2010

  Yes to snow, no to costumes. http://www.

• I miss reveal codes. [So] [Bad]. Mar 27, 2010

  I miss reveal codes. [So] [Bad].

• Over and over, this Dessa album. Mar 27, 2010

  Over and over, this Dessa album.

• Downloading Photoshop: A mere thirteen hours. Mar 23, 2010

  Downloading Photoshop: A mere thirteen hours.

• So, Adobe licensing. We meet again. Mar 23, 2010

  So, Adobe licensing. We meet again.

• I'll genuinely miss editing the Weekly. Mar 22, 2010

  I'll genuinely miss editing the Weekly.

• Just published my last Weekly Review:... Mar 22, 2010

  Just published my last Weekly Review: http://harpers.

• Weekly Review: March 23, 2010 Mar 22, 2010

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 23, 2010 A kinkajou, 1886. After President Barack Obama promised to issue an executive order guaranteeing that federal funds will not be used for abortions, the U.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 22, 2010
• "Like Willow, but during the Holocaust." Mar 22, 2010

  "Like Willow, but during the Holocaust.

• Imagine the scripts Peter Dinklage rejects. Mar 22, 2010

  Imagine the scripts Peter Dinklage rejects.

• "A troll drinks himself to death." Mar 22, 2010

  "A troll drinks himself to death.

• "Muleicorn" shirt = new fave #spankrag. Mar 19, 2010

  "Muleicorn" shirt = new fave #spankrag .

• So this is new in my life: http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-c... Mar 17, 2010

  So this is new in my life: http://www. theawl.

• My favorite Alex Chilton story is... Mar 17, 2010

  My favorite Alex Chilton story is http://www. tynansanger.

• It's one word in the song. Mar 17, 2010

  @timbray It's one word in the song.

• "I loved you well never mind." Mar 17, 2010

  "I loved you well never mind.

• "Think about her all the time." Mar 17, 2010

  "Think about her all the time.

• "Ainnoone goin' to turn me 'round." Mar 17, 2010

  "Ainnoone goin' to turn me 'round.

• Two High-Level Departures at Harper’s Mar 17, 2010
• Slowly, softly, I remove the lanyard. Mar 14, 2010

  Slowly, softly, I remove the lanyard.

• Sadly no. Had to head north.. Mar 14, 2010

  @chipbrantley Sadly no. Had to head north..

• Goodnight Allandale. Goodnight moon. Goodnight #daisy. Mar 14, 2010

  Goodnight Allandale. Goodnight moon.

• Handy Mar 13, 2010
• Yes I keep a supply. Mar 13, 2010

  @3rdmartini Yes I keep a supply.

• On fourth floor. Where are you? Mar 13, 2010

  @jfkeefe On fourth floor. Where are you?

• I make it look easy. #sprezzatura Mar 13, 2010

  @Mike_FTW I make it look easy.

• Sometimes a man can't spell "inflatable." Mar 13, 2010

  @Mike_FTW Sometimes a man can't spell "inflatable.

• You asked your question well, actually. Mar 13, 2010

  @KellyHitchcock You asked your question well, actually.

• Panel, ballroom A. 5. Awesomeness. #newpublish Mar 12, 2010

  Panel, ballroom A. 5.

• Biking in Austin involves many turns. http://sitby.us/0450/ Mar 11, 2010

  Biking in Austin involves many turns. http://sitby.

• I attended a bris on @foreskin! Mar 11, 2010

  I attended a bris on @foreskin !

• Yes! Let's all move to Austin. Mar 11, 2010

  Yes! Let's all move to Austin.

• Austin movies feature waiters, beer, legroom. Mar 10, 2010

  Austin movies feature waiters, beer, legroom.

• Talent is often measured in convenience. Mar 8, 2010

  Talent is often measured in convenience.

• Nothing sucks quite like high school.... Mar 7, 2010

  Nothing sucks quite like high school. http://www.

• Weird to watch MHS's PR offensive.... Mar 7, 2010

  Weird to watch MHS's PR offensive. http://www.

• They did leave out Joe Stack. http://www.pennlive.com/midsta... Mar 7, 2010

  They did leave out Joe Stack. http://www.

• I’m on a Panel at SxSW Mar 7, 2010

  I’ll be in Austin at the interactive slice of SxSW ( Where screencasts come alive! ) for a few days starting this Wednesday.

• On a panel at nerd SxSW: http://www.ftrain.com/im-on-a-panel... Mar 7, 2010

  On a panel at nerd SxSW: http://www. ftrain.

• "Higharkikl cache prowides you mit metadahta." Mar 5, 2010

  "Higharkikl cache prowides you mit metadahta.

• European men sure love doing screencasts. Mar 5, 2010

  European men sure love doing screencasts.

• Multiple times daily I thank Meatcat. Mar 4, 2010

  Multiple times daily I thank Meatcat.

• Honesty often gets in ambition's way. Mar 2, 2010

  Honesty often gets in ambition's way.

• No one can copyright brevity, right? Mar 1, 2010

  No one can copyright brevity, right?

• Six-word reviewing's a young man's game. Feb 24, 2010

  Six-word reviewing's a young man's game.

• JavaScript: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression,... Feb 13, 2010

  JavaScript: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.

• TheBlueDot. This Girl. Hashtag proposal: #badasiremembered Feb 11, 2010

  TheBlueDot. This Girl.

• I'm cruising rsub.net in the cyber-space. Feb 11, 2010

  I'm cruising rsub. net in the cyber-space.

• A reading for you tomorrow, NYC: http://bit.ly/dtMayC Feb 8, 2010

  A reading for you tomorrow, NYC: http://bit.

• Heidi Julavits, Colson Whitehead, Sam Lipsyte. Feb 8, 2010

  Heidi Julavits, Colson Whitehead, Sam Lipsyte.

• I'm emceeing, unless someone famous volunteers. Feb 8, 2010

  I'm emceeing, unless someone famous volunteers.

• I'm working on my tweetable resume. Jan 31, 2010

  I'm working on my tweetable resume.

• I think that would limit opportunity. Jan 31, 2010

  @abackstrom I think that would limit opportunity.

• NYC Editor/Programmer. EDIT: Strategy/editing/content... Jan 31, 2010

  NYC Editor/Programmer. EDIT: Strategy/editing/content modeling.

• No--for self-promotion, use all 140. Jan 31, 2010

  No--for self-promotion, use all 140.

• Sure, it's tacky. But that's bizniss. Jan 31, 2010

  Sure, it's tacky. But that's bizniss.

• Wow. This week has sucked completely. Jan 26, 2010

  Wow. This week has sucked completely.

• Reading _From Hell._ Needs more superheroes. Jan 21, 2010

  Reading _From Hell. _ Needs more superheroes.

• Every drummer has a side project. Jan 19, 2010

  Every drummer has a side project.

• Today looks like a 4AD cover. Jan 18, 2010

  Today looks like a 4AD cover.

• I totally forgot about writing this:... Jan 17, 2010

  I totally forgot about writing this: http://www. themorningnews.

• Thanks, @starsturncold, @mawbli, @chrimble, @levinalex,... Jan 17, 2010

  Thanks, @starsturncold , @mawbli , @chrimble , @levinalex , @circusvargas .

• That's the day I met [Wife]. Jan 17, 2010

  That's the day I met [Wife].

• Thanks, @johnnypeace, @if, @sogrady, @petermhoward,... Jan 17, 2010

  Thanks, @johnnypeace , @if , @sogrady , @petermhoward , @artlung .

• Man is it intricately crafted stuff. Jan 16, 2010

  Man is it intricately crafted stuff.

• Reading _Watchmen_ for the first time. Jan 16, 2010

  Reading _Watchmen_ for the first time.

• Thanks. Also I vote for Limbaugh. Jan 15, 2010

  @kendall Thanks. Also I vote for Limbaugh.

• Sandbar restaurant, Monterey: "Otters romp tableside" Jan 12, 2010
• Looking forward to the petting zoo. Jan 12, 2010

  Looking forward to the petting zoo.

• Going to Computer History Museum today. Jan 12, 2010

  Going to Computer History Museum today.

• The difference engine has just crashed. Jan 12, 2010

  The difference engine has just crashed.

• At 1:30 they feed the Woz. Jan 12, 2010

  At 1:30 they feed the Woz.

• Elsewhere: Just Like Heaven Jan 10, 2010

  I wrote a Non-Expert for TheMorningNews. org, called “Just Like Heaven” : Question: Is there afterlife —Matt Answer: If you ever need to make your own Grand Canyon, start with a river and lift up the earth.

• Berkeley is slow in the mornings. Jan 10, 2010

  Berkeley is slow in the mornings.

• My God San Francisco is clean. Jan 8, 2010

  My God San Francisco is clean.

• My God s Jan 8, 2010
• (But I am actually in Davis.) Jan 8, 2010

  (But I am actually in Davis.

• Wrote a Non-expert for @TheMorningNews today:... Jan 7, 2010

  Wrote a Non-expert for @TheMorningNews today: http://www. themorningnews.

• Just Like Heaven Jan 5, 2010

  Have a question? Need some advice?

• Thank God that is FINALLY over. Dec 31, 2009

  Thank God that is FINALLY over.

• And all I could think was... Dec 21, 2009

  And all I could think was...

• "If we crash, it's all him." Dec 21, 2009

  "If we crash, it's all him.

• Jim Gaffigan was on our plane. Dec 21, 2009

  Jim Gaffigan was on our plane.

• RT favrdbot @ftrain has been Favrd http://xrl.us/bgfkgc... Dec 7, 2009

  RT favrdbot @ftrain has been Favrd http://xrl.

• FINALLY! Awesome. I'm telling everyo--oh. Dec 7, 2009

  FINALLY! Awesome.

• 1970s powerlifters were huge and hairful.... Dec 7, 2009

  1970s powerlifters were huge and hairful. http://www.

• Aikido truly has the best pants. Dec 6, 2009

  Aikido truly has the best pants.

• KMFDM always reminds me of Perl. Dec 5, 2009

  KMFDM always reminds me of Perl.

• I wrote the Weekly this week. http://bit.ly/80rVdX Nov 24, 2009

  I wrote the Weekly this week. http://bit.

• I collected some Thanksgiving links here:... Nov 24, 2009

  I collected some Thanksgiving links here: http://bit.

• Weekly Review: November 24, 2009 Nov 23, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 24, 2009 A kinkajou, 1886. The U.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 23, 2009
• Tomorrow at 7PM: @Harpers presents The Family Table with... Nov 9, 2009

  Tomorrow at 7PM: @Harpers presents The Family Table with Rivka Galchen, Ben Marcus, and David Samuels http://bit. ly/1SwCgp (I'm emceeing!

• Rode there on Bloomberg's bike lanes. Nov 2, 2009

  Rode there on Bloomberg's bike lanes.

• " I'm speaking at Future of Web Design NYC... Nov 2, 2009

  " I'm speaking at Future of Web Design NYC ( http://bit. ly/2YIYhS) 17 Nov 09.

• I voted for Reverend Billy today. Nov 2, 2009

  I voted for Reverend Billy today.

• Please stand by for an advertisement. Nov 2, 2009

  Please stand by for an advertisement.

• No one gets my freaking costume. Oct 31, 2009

  No one gets my freaking costume.

• Stop touching my "ADD SUBSCRIPTION" button! Oct 31, 2009

  Stop touching my "ADD SUBSCRIPTION" button!

• I'm going as "Slutty Google Reader." Oct 31, 2009

  I'm going as "Slutty Google Reader.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 26, 2009
• Weekly Review: October 27, 2009 Oct 26, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , October 27, 2009 A kinkajou, 1886. Twin car bomb attacks just outside the Green Zone in Baghdad destroyed three government buildings, killed 155 people, and injured 520.

• James Tiptree, Jr.: MY KINDA MAN. Oct 18, 2009

  James Tiptree, Jr. : MY KINDA MAN.

• Awoken by nightmares of the Kaiser. Oct 12, 2009

  Awoken by nightmares of the Kaiser.

• 5 AM, fresh pears, Blossom Dearie. Oct 12, 2009

  5 AM, fresh pears, Blossom Dearie.

• : You're going to tear up bike lanes? http://bit.ly/Z6jPI Sep 24, 2009

  @Thompson2009 : You're going to tear up bike lanes? http://bit.

• : This means I'm voting Jimmy McMillan.... Sep 24, 2009

  @Thompson2009 : This means I'm voting Jimmy McMillan. http://rentistoodamnhigh.

• : Bloomberg corrupts democracy, you hate bikes. Sep 24, 2009

  @Thompson2009 : Bloomberg corrupts democracy, you hate bikes.

• : Ridership is up. Are you crazy? Sep 24, 2009

  @Thompson2009 : Ridership is up. Are you crazy?

• Reading tonight again! Then vanishing again.... Sep 22, 2009

  Reading tonight again! Then vanishing again.

• Reading from my brand new thing. Sep 17, 2009

  Reading from my brand new thing.

• Reading tonight, YA and old me. http://bit.ly/Ggpx6 Sep 17, 2009

  Reading tonight, YA and old me. http://bit.

• Purchased copy of "Coders at Length." Sep 17, 2009

  Purchased copy of "Coders at Length.

• Weekly Review: September 1, 2009 Aug 31, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , September 1, 2009 Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 31, 2009
• But melts just like a little girl Aug 25, 2009

  Bob Dylan plans to release a collection of familiar yuletide tunes... with proceeds of the album to benefit hunger-relief charities...

• Fully aware that it is tacky. Aug 20, 2009

  Fully aware that it is tacky.

• ...I made you a Unicode toy ❢: http://www.ftrain.com/unicode... Aug 20, 2009

  ... I made you a Unicode toy ❢: #9800 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.

• Quick hack. (IE7, not so much.)... Aug 20, 2009

  Quick hack. (IE7, not so much.

• Panel/Unicode table for you Aug 20, 2009

  So I’ve been out of it for a little while longer than I’d hoped. And I’m back here, like the world’s worst ex-boyfriend, to ask for a small favor.

• Via @zeldman -- please, click our panel:... Aug 20, 2009

  Via @zeldman -- please, click our panel: http://bit.

• I apologize for vanishing, then asking. Aug 20, 2009

  I apologize for vanishing, then asking.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 3, 2009
• Weekly Review: August 4, 2009 Aug 3, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 4, 2009 Congress defied President Barack Obama and adjourned for the summer without passing a health-care-reform bill. The House Energy and Commerce Committee approved its own version of the bill 31-28 (with five Democrats and all 23 Republicans voting against it); its bill is one of five already produced or soon to be produced by the House and Senate.

• For a moment, Twitter was Imageshack. Jul 24, 2009

  For a moment, Twitter was Imageshack.

• The DNS was apparently very upset. Jul 24, 2009

  The DNS was apparently very upset.

• Weekly Review: July 14, 2009 Jul 13, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 14, 2009 CIA director Leon Panetta admitted that the agency, initially under orders from then-Vice President Dick Cheney, kept secret from Congress the existence of a special counterterrorism program for eight years. Panetta also said that the program&#8211;intended to deploy small teams to assassinate Al Qaeda leaders&#8211;was canceled last month.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jul 13, 2009
• All I want is · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·... Jul 4, 2009

  All I want is · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · dot leaders.

• Thanks much to @stuntbox, @igotmyreasons, @jeffmacintyre. Jun 28, 2009

  Thanks much to @stuntbox , @igotmyreasons , @jeffmacintyre .

• Thanks all who came to reading. Jun 27, 2009

  Thanks all who came to reading.

• AND YEAH, LONGER THAN SIX WORDS. Jun 24, 2009

  AND YEAH, LONGER THAN SIX WORDS.

• I'm reading (w/Doree Shafrir and Marty Beckerman) on... Jun 24, 2009

  I'm reading (w/Doree Shafrir and Marty Beckerman) on Saturday at The Enclave, 4PM. http://bit.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jun 1, 2009
• Weekly Review: June 2, 2009 Jun 1, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , June 2, 2009 President Barack Obama nominated Sonia Sotomayor, a Bronx-born, divorced, childless, diabetic, Hispanic federal judge on the U. S Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit, to replace Justice David Souter on the Supreme Court .

• Biked the Prospect Park loop twice. May 23, 2009

  Biked the Prospect Park loop twice.

• C.C. Deville shops right downstairs. http://bit.ly/13Y0wy May 21, 2009

  C. C.

• Stolen BMX left in the street. May 20, 2009

  Stolen BMX left in the street.

• These kittens live in our backyard: http://bit.ly/7C6XM May 20, 2009

  These kittens live in our backyard: http://bit.

• Yellow, with painted over serial number. May 20, 2009

  Yellow, with painted over serial number.

• Brother taught me to ride bikes. May 20, 2009

  Brother taught me to ride bikes.

• (That last, BTW, was via @jimmydare.) May 17, 2009

  (That last, BTW, was via @jimmydare .

• Very sensible advice for everyone here:... May 17, 2009

  Very sensible advice for everyone here: http://twitpic.

• Should listen more to Poster Children. http://bit.ly/11Dhyr May 16, 2009

  Should listen more to Poster Children. http://bit.

• The secret message of #wolframalpha is: http://is.gd/AgCz May 15, 2009

  The secret message of #wolframalpha is: http://is.

• Also, #wolframalpha, text rendered as images? May 15, 2009

  Also, #wolframalpha , text rendered as images?

• #wolframalpha Wolfram Alpha search for "blog":... May 15, 2009

  #wolframalpha Wolfram Alpha search for "blog": http://bit.

• Sole criterion for freelance work: KLASSINESS. May 6, 2009

  Sole criterion for freelance work: KLASSINESS.

• Did the build on this (freelance):... May 6, 2009

  Did the build on this (freelance): http://www. muttonbone.

• Now live: Journal of Information Architecture... May 4, 2009

  Now live: Journal of Information Architecture http://journalofia.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 4, 2009
• Weekly Review: May 5, 2009 May 4, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 5, 2009 Swine flu , renamed under pork -lobby pressure to &#8220;influenza A (H1N1) virus, human,&#8221; and referred to as &#8220; killer Mexican flu &#8221; by anti-immigration activists, had infected 985 people, or 0. 0000145 percent of the world&#8217;s population.

• That totally made the day. Thanks. Apr 27, 2009

  @gruidl That totally made the day. Thanks.

• Bataille: "The sea continuously jerks off."... Apr 12, 2009

  Bataille: "The sea continuously jerks off. " http://tinyurl.

• Krull's surprisingly good with $4 wine. Apr 9, 2009

  Krull's surprisingly good with $4 wine.

• Also, um, hi there, Robbie Coltrane. Apr 9, 2009

  Also, um, hi there, Robbie Coltrane.

• Oh man. Quicksand. Bad news. Oh. Apr 9, 2009

  Oh man. Quicksand.

• Let's unscrew another bottle o'fiiiiiiine merlot. Apr 9, 2009

  Let's unscrew another bottle o'fiiiiiiine merlot.

• OH SHIT IT'S EMERALD TEMPLE TIME. Apr 9, 2009

  OH SHIT IT'S EMERALD TEMPLE TIME.

• You and I are similarly aged. Apr 9, 2009

  @kevinmccann You and I are similarly aged.

• Oh hey. Liam Neeson's in _Krull_. Apr 9, 2009

  Oh hey. Liam Neeson's in _Krull_.

• And he pulled out the Glaive. http://tinyurl.com/cklzoq Apr 9, 2009

  And he pulled out the Glaive. http://tinyurl.

• Dude just stuck hand in lava. Apr 9, 2009

  Dude just stuck hand in lava.

• A space rock approaches a planet. Apr 9, 2009

  A space rock approaches a planet.

• _Krull_, now on Netflix Watch Instantly. Apr 9, 2009

  _Krull_, now on Netflix Watch Instantly.

• I have a Krull-related hangover. Apr 9, 2009

  I have a Krull-related hangover.

• $40,000,000. On this piece of crap. Apr 9, 2009

  $40,000,000. On this piece of crap.

• Movie scared me shitless at seven. Apr 9, 2009

  Movie scared me shitless at seven.

• Mario rescued the princess! Or something. Apr 9, 2009

  Mario rescued the princess! Or something.

• YES! Magic flying knives are out. Apr 9, 2009

  YES! Magic flying knives are out.

• Okay. The magician saved the day. Apr 9, 2009

  Okay. The magician saved the day.

• Okay, why is there a tiger? Apr 9, 2009

  Okay, why is there a tiger?

• Godspeed, Liam Neeson/criminal Kegan. Godspeed. Apr 9, 2009

  Godspeed, Liam Neeson/criminal Kegan. Godspeed.

• "Quickly! Before the twin suns rise!" Apr 9, 2009

  "Quickly! Before the twin suns rise!

• HELLS YEAH PONIES! SAVE KRULL! YAAAH! Apr 9, 2009

  HELLS YEAH PONIES! SAVE KRULL!

• YES! Magic horses 2 teh r3scue! Apr 9, 2009

  YES! Magic horses 2 teh r3scue!

• Oh God I miss Commodore computers. Apr 9, 2009

  Oh God I miss Commodore computers.

• Liam's getting some curlyhaired sexual shenanigans. Apr 9, 2009

  Liam's getting some curlyhaired sexual shenanigans.

• The Magician turned into a puppy. Apr 9, 2009

  The Magician turned into a puppy.

• And so amazingly badass and scary. Apr 9, 2009

  And so amazingly badass and scary.

• Oh, Krull. You are over now. Apr 9, 2009

  Oh, Krull. You are over now.

• Someone died. Shit just got real. Apr 9, 2009

  Someone died. Shit just got real.

• My brother took me. Age seven. Apr 9, 2009

  My brother took me. Age seven.

• says: march on Wall St. http://www.choiresicha.com/travels/t... Mar 31, 2009

  @Choire says: march on Wall St. http://www.

• "Gather with chanting, drumming and music." Mar 31, 2009

  "Gather with chanting, drumming and music.

• Yet: my outrage &gt; hippie aversion. Mar 31, 2009

  Yet: my outrage &amp;gt; hippie aversion.

• I'll never stop loving you, Graphviz. Mar 25, 2009

  I'll never stop loving you, Graphviz.

• At #django-nyc thinking about sizeable corpora. Mar 25, 2009

  At #django -nyc thinking about sizeable corpora.

• Difficult to get news from poems.... Mar 21, 2009

  Difficult to get news from poems. http://www.

• Started in on Mumford, got distracted. Mar 21, 2009

  Started in on Mumford, got distracted.

• Been meaning to reread Leo Marx. Mar 21, 2009

  @eschorama Been meaning to reread Leo Marx.

• "The River," by Surinder Sandhu Band: "Romanticism knotted... Mar 18, 2009

  "The River," by Surinder Sandhu Band: "Romanticism knotted tight with a sarangi. " #1108 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• "Bag Of Hammers," by Thao With The Get Down Stay Down:... Mar 18, 2009

  "Bag Of Hammers," by Thao With The Get Down Stay Down: "This song goes great with kittens. " #1132 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• reviews "Big Star," by Haley Bonar: "Imagine if Beth Orton... Mar 18, 2009

  @ftrain reviews "Big Star," by Haley Bonar: "Imagine if Beth Orton was mean. " #492 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• "Josh Likes Me," by Mom: "Someone's building a birdhouse on... Mar 17, 2009

  "Josh Likes Me," by Mom: "Someone's building a birdhouse on PBS! " #798 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• "Altered Genesis," by Blood Red Throne: "Exactly like being... Mar 17, 2009

  "Altered Genesis," by Blood Red Throne: "Exactly like being badly pukeful drunk. " #139 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• Will now break six-word limit... Mar 17, 2009

  Will now break six-word limit...

• To bring you six-word reviews. Mar 17, 2009

  To bring you six-word reviews.

• "Jesus Loves You (But Yr Still Coming Home With Me... Mar 17, 2009

  "Jesus Loves You (But Yr Still Coming Home With Me Tonight)," by Des Ark: "Almost as good as its title. " #316 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• "Oh, The Boss Is Coming," by Arkells: "Best lyrics of all... Mar 17, 2009

  "Oh, The Boss Is Coming," by Arkells: "Best lyrics of all the A's. " #55 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• "Bidin' My Time," by Black Diamond Heavies: "Blues by white... Mar 17, 2009

  "Bidin' My Time," by Black Diamond Heavies: "Blues by white beards with dudes. " #123 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• "Apple+Option+Fire," by Hot Lava: "It's possibly about Macs... Mar 17, 2009

  "Apple+Option+Fire," by Hot Lava: "It's possibly about Macs crashing. (Tuba?

• Friend Rafil has gallery show now:... Mar 17, 2009

  Friend Rafil has gallery show now: http://rafilkrollzaidi.

• "Pena Colectiva," by Monte Negro: "At 3:06 shit just got... Mar 17, 2009

  "Pena Colectiva," by Monte Negro: "At 3:06 shit just got real. " #804 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://bit.

• Six-Word Reviews of 1,302 SXSW Mp3s Mar 17, 2009

  Many bands appearing in Austin did not release mp3s directly to SXSW; only those bands that did so were reviewed. The data used to create this table is available in a Google Spreadsheet .

• Exactly 9'42" (169) reviews to write. Mar 16, 2009

  Exactly 9'42" (169) reviews to write.

• Listening to far too many bands. Mar 14, 2009

  Listening to far too many bands.

• Let me get through SXSW reviews. Mar 11, 2009

  @rusher Let me get through SXSW reviews.

• This weekend will be a challenge. Mar 11, 2009

  This weekend will be a challenge.

• I like that _Seed_ is trying. http://seedmagazine.com/ui09/ Mar 10, 2009

  I like that _Seed_ is trying. http://seedmagazine.

• Just remembered I own savepublishing.com. Hmm. Mar 9, 2009

  Just remembered I own savepublishing. com.

• Could aggregate plans to save publishing. Mar 9, 2009

  Could aggregate plans to save publishing.

• Then pitch it as a book. Mar 9, 2009

  Then pitch it as a book.

• In the meantime, there's Cecil Otter.... Mar 9, 2009

  In the meantime, there's Cecil Otter. http://tinyurl.

• If published, thesis would be proved. Mar 9, 2009

  If published, thesis would be proved.

• Taken to calling myself Mark Allasread. Mar 4, 2009

  Taken to calling myself Mark Allasread.

• Weekly Review: March 3, 2009 Mar 2, 2009

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 3, 2009 President Barack Obama addressed a joint session of Congress, offering a broad outline of a massive spending plan paired with $2 trillion in spending cuts over the next decade. &#8220;Now is the time,&#8221; he said, &#8220;to jump-start job creation, restart lending, and invest in areas like energy, health care, and education.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 2, 2009
• I've decided to convert to Synthiotics. Feb 28, 2009

  I've decided to convert to Synthiotics.

• An amazing piece by Giles Turnbull --... Feb 28, 2009

  An amazing piece by Giles Turnbull -- http://tinyurl.

• On hour five of Wild Palms. Feb 28, 2009

  On hour five of Wild Palms.

• Yell hes: "We all say aww." Feb 28, 2009

  Yell hes: "We all say aww.

• Conference. Keyboards tapping like petty rain. Feb 19, 2009

  Conference. Keyboards tapping like petty rain.

• I'm giant dude in velvet jacket. Feb 19, 2009

  @kellan I'm giant dude in velvet jacket.

• timoreilly is really only one word Feb 19, 2009
• @ #timesopen awaiting Tim O'Reilly keynote. Feb 19, 2009

  @ #timesopen awaiting Tim O'Reilly keynote.

• Thanks for that, three days late. Feb 18, 2009

  @niel Thanks for that, three days late.

• Great--that is exactly my plan. Feb 18, 2009

  @zeldman Great--that is exactly my plan.

• Been a while Feb 15, 2009

  I’ve been working on something over at the dayjob. (Although I’m writing this at 2:36 AM from the office, so not just dayjob.

• I built another thing for work: http://harpers.org/index/ Feb 13, 2009

  I built another thing for work: http://harpers.

• Yep--not great on mobile yet. Feb 13, 2009

  @kevinmarks Yep--not great on mobile yet.

• I worry the interface's too busy. Feb 13, 2009

  I worry the interface's too busy.

• The official launch is on Monday. Feb 13, 2009

  The official launch is on Monday.

• : "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" opinion? Jan 29, 2009

  @jimmydare : "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" opinion?

• Pneumatic tube systems: quite reasonable, considering.... Jan 14, 2009

  Pneumatic tube systems: quite reasonable, considering. ( http://tinyurl.

• Also: speediest possible home tallboy distribution. Jan 14, 2009

  Also: speediest possible home tallboy distribution.

• Use case: moving squirrels short distances. Jan 14, 2009

  Use case: moving squirrels short distances.

• Even if you buy them new: http://www.eaglepneumatic.com/ Jan 14, 2009

  Even if you buy them new: http://www. eaglepneumatic.

• Code4lib is all full up, alas. Jan 7, 2009

  Code4lib is all full up, alas.

• Viewing my friend Al's Obama banners:... Dec 28, 2008

  Viewing my friend Al's Obama banners: http://barackobamadesign.

• Holiday party over. Now, apology time. Dec 18, 2008

  Holiday party over. Now, apology time.

• What the fuck's wrong with me? Dec 17, 2008

  What the fuck's wrong with me?

• Screw Getting Things Done. Hail Eris. Dec 17, 2008

  Screw Getting Things Done. Hail Eris.

• So excited about Gmail-integrated tasks.... Dec 17, 2008

  So excited about Gmail-integrated tasks. http://tinyurl.

• Which leads to an important question. Dec 17, 2008

  Which leads to an important question.

• Looking for good online lit mags. Dec 14, 2008

  Looking for good online lit mags.

• Middle-school German. One Indian kid. Dec 9, 2008

  Middle-school German. One Indian kid.

• "Now, Herr Pai... Haltestelle Lachen, Kinder!" Dec 9, 2008

  "Now, Herr Pai... Haltestelle Lachen, Kinder!

• Too late to transfer into Spanish. Dec 9, 2008

  Too late to transfer into Spanish.

• "Hand me down...shark repellent... Dec 9, 2008

  "Hand me down... shark repellent batspray.

• Last name "Pai." It was bad. Dec 9, 2008

  Last name "Pai. " It was bad.

• Lest we forget: "pork chop sandwiches."... Dec 8, 2008

  Lest we forget: "pork chop sandwiches. " http://tinyurl.

• "That's Enter-taint-ment"--not movie I expected. Dec 8, 2008

  "That's Enter-taint-ment"--not movie I expected.

• Weekly Review: December 9, 2008 Dec 8, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , December 9, 2008 The Labor Department reported that 533,000 people lost their jobs in November, a further 621,000 people were forced into part-time employment, and 422,000 more simply dropped out of the labor force. The report, describing a situation far worse than economists expected, also recorded 24,000 layoffs by auto dealers.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Dec 8, 2008
• "Chinese Democracy Now!" Too much flannel. Dec 7, 2008

  "Chinese Democracy Now! " Too much flannel.

• Woke up from nap with @JackTemplin. Dec 5, 2008

  Woke up from nap with @JackTemplin .

• Accent like a cahnstipaaayted tahbby cyat. Dec 4, 2008

  Accent like a cahnstipaaayted tahbby cyat.

• Lots of srs bsns around me. Dec 4, 2008

  Lots of srs bsns around me.

• Much twattery on Boston bound train. Dec 4, 2008

  Much twattery on Boston bound train.

• Ambiguity is permitted with the hyphens. Dec 4, 2008

  @pffhawkins Ambiguity is permitted with the hyphens.

• Rolling in the gold-rimmed Acela. Dec 4, 2008

  Rolling in the gold-rimmed Acela.

• Providence, city of converted factory lofts. Dec 4, 2008

  Providence, city of converted factory lofts.

• Home through the rain, with fussing. Nov 29, 2008

  Home through the rain, with fussing.

• Packing pants, book on Roosevelt, flask. Nov 26, 2008

  Packing pants, book on Roosevelt, flask.

• Some absolute legal/content/tech nerdery:... Oct 14, 2008

  Some absolute legal/content/tech nerdery: http://tinyurl.

• Learning to Fear the Semantic Web Oct 14, 2008

  Zotero is an open-sourced bibliography-management tool that runs inside Firefox-based browsers ( see screencast ). It helps you keep track of your research.

• God, was I once that boring? Oct 13, 2008

  God, was I once that boring?

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 13, 2008
• Weekly Review: October 14, 2008 Oct 13, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , October 14, 2008 The world economy continued its collapse. The Dow Jones Industrial Average declined 22 percent over eight days, Wall Street lost $2.

• Spoke on panel on content. Content. Sep 18, 2008

  Spoke on panel on content. Content.

• Yes, it must be _conceptual arrrrrrrrrrrrrt_. Sep 18, 2008

  Yes, it must be _conceptual arrrrrrrrrrrrrt_.

• Alone in a museum for days. Sep 18, 2008

  Alone in a museum for days.

• A naked pirate, wrapped in felt. Sep 18, 2008

  A naked pirate, wrapped in felt.

• Fixed Sep 17, 2008
• PF's "Echoes" rules roost @ 18:14. Sep 17, 2008

  PF's "Echoes" rules roost @ 18:14.

• NYU Sep 17, 2008
• On panel tomorrow. I'm the fatty. http://tinyurl.com/5erbpv Sep 17, 2008

  On panel tomorrow. I'm the fatty.

• Three new things: http://ftrain.com/steering_wheel.html ;... Sep 11, 2008

  Three new things: http://ftrain. com/steering_wheel.

• Also Sep 10, 2008
• Steering Wheel Sep 10, 2008

  I’ve been walking home--my bike is in the shop forever and the weather is nice. I listen to episodes of the Jack Benny program on my phone, waiting for Mary Livingstone to laugh.

• God sent Republicans a huge hurricane. Aug 30, 2008

  God sent Republicans a huge hurricane.

• New York smells like socks today. Aug 26, 2008

  New York smells like socks today.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 25, 2008
• Weekly Review: August 26, 2008 Aug 25, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 26, 2008 Barack Obama announced Joe Biden , the senior senator from Delaware , as his running mate, even though Biden voted for the war in Iraq and for NAFTA and once said that Obama was &#8220;the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. &#8221; Information Week The Washington Post The Obama campaign denied that there was anything wrong with Biden&#8217;s signing a 2005 bill that eliminated many bankruptcy protections for consumers after Biden&#8217;s lobbyist son Hunter was retained for $100,000 a year by the financial-services giant MBNA, employees of which have donated $214,000 to Biden over the years.

• "Next slide, please!" I shouted, ejaculating. Aug 9, 2008

  "Next slide, please! " I shouted, ejaculating.

• My official job title is "generalist." Jul 31, 2008

  My official job title is "generalist.

• Yet everything's "research," and tax-deductible. Jul 31, 2008

  Yet everything's "research," and tax-deductible.

• No pressure to develop any expertise-- Jul 31, 2008
• An exciting weekend of breakthrough code. Jul 20, 2008

  An exciting weekend of breakthrough code.

• "Breakthrough" means @dphiffer did it first. Jul 20, 2008

  "Breakthrough" means @dphiffer did it first.

• Web aphorism: "Content is anything but." Jul 20, 2008

  Web aphorism: "Content is anything but.

• Six years ago, without any jQuery. Jul 20, 2008

  Six years ago, without any jQuery.

• Google says tomorrow's SIG is full. Jul 15, 2008

  Google says tomorrow's SIG is full.

• Fleet Foxes. Give Me. Beard Envy. Jul 15, 2008

  Fleet Foxes. Give Me.

• Alas, no Dan Brickley for me. Jul 15, 2008

  Alas, no Dan Brickley for me.

• Wife swiped phone. Twitter kidnap boring. Jul 11, 2008

  Wife swiped phone. Twitter kidnap boring.

• HUGE idea: fortune cookie pregnancy tests. Jul 2, 2008

  HUGE idea: fortune cookie pregnancy tests.

• Singed elastic smells like tidy virtue. Jul 2, 2008

  Singed elastic smells like tidy virtue.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jun 30, 2008
• Weekly Review: July 1, 2008 Jun 30, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 1, 2008 The Supreme Court overturned the 32-year ban on handguns in Washington, D. C.

• Bless the black summer dress, yes. Jun 29, 2008

  Bless the black summer dress, yes.

• I listen to Jack Benny constantly. Jun 28, 2008

  I listen to Jack Benny constantly.

• Living above a guitar store sucks. Jun 28, 2008

  Living above a guitar store sucks.

• All night I cough. Poor wife. Jun 19, 2008

  All night I cough. Poor wife.

• Now heading twainwards to Fire Island. Jun 19, 2008

  Now heading twainwards to Fire Island.

• Poor data center was on fire. Jun 1, 2008

  Poor data center was on fire.

• Nice not to deal with email. Jun 1, 2008

  Nice not to deal with email.

• Weekly Review: May 27, 2008 May 26, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 27, 2008 President George W. Bush gave a radio address for Memorial Day weekend, invoking the sacrifice of 4,071 U.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 26, 2008
• Just scored a Brooklyn writing space. May 22, 2008

  Just scored a Brooklyn writing space.

• Thanks @beep @leahpeah @matthewmcvickar @mjb & @textism. May 12, 2008

  Thanks @beep @leahpeah @matthewmcvickar @mjb &amp; @textism .

• "We had this ceremony every year." May 12, 2008

  "We had this ceremony every year.

• "It was up in the mountains." May 12, 2008

  "It was up in the mountains.

• "I should become a structuralist filmmaker." May 12, 2008

  @yagermadden "I should become a structuralist filmmaker.

• We never explain. In the DNA. May 12, 2008

  We never explain. In the DNA.

• New @harpers, now with shiny whitespace: http://harpers.org May 12, 2008

  New @harpers , now with shiny whitespace: http://harpers.

• Work requires naked, raw, exposed RDF. May 9, 2008

  Work requires naked, raw, exposed RDF.

• Need to rent a lakeside cabin. May 9, 2008

  Need to rent a lakeside cabin.

• "Launch weekend." A vile, hateful concept. May 9, 2008

  "Launch weekend. " A vile, hateful concept.

• Reading processing.js source code. Whoa doggie. May 8, 2008

  Reading processing. js source code.

• VERY tidy, considering the project's insanity. May 8, 2008

  VERY tidy, considering the project's insanity.

• I am always cheered by Corgis. May 7, 2008

  I am always cheered by Corgis.

• Must stop reading Austrian dungeon stories. May 7, 2008

  Must stop reading Austrian dungeon stories.

• (They yap my name in passing.) May 7, 2008

  (They yap my name in passing.

• I have way too many nails. May 5, 2008

  I have way too many nails.

• And everything looks like a hammer. May 5, 2008

  And everything looks like a hammer.

• Many patent decisions could be invalid.... May 5, 2008

  Many patent decisions could be invalid. http://www.

• This can lead to terrible things. May 5, 2008

  This can lead to terrible things.

• My wife has a coworker, Angus. May 5, 2008

  My wife has a coworker, Angus.

• I ask her, "what's his beef?" May 5, 2008

  I ask her, "what's his beef?

• Never, ever gets old. For me. May 5, 2008

  Never, ever gets old. For me.

• Easily reachable hammers that smash thumbs. May 5, 2008

  Easily reachable hammers that smash thumbs.

• PHP, for example. Photoshop batch mode. May 5, 2008

  PHP, for example. Photoshop batch mode.

• 8 gigs NYC 80s radio. Score. May 1, 2008

  8 gigs NYC 80s radio. Score.

• Why, Billie Joe MacAllister? Please, why? Apr 26, 2008

  Why, Billie Joe MacAllister? Please, why?

• Michelle Shocked found Big Gospel Jesus:... Apr 16, 2008

  Michelle Shocked found Big Gospel Jesus: http://tinyurl.

• "Lovecraft" can mean so many things. Apr 15, 2008

  "Lovecraft" can mean so many things.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 14, 2008
• Weekly Review: April 15, 2008 Apr 14, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 15, 2008 Twenty U. S.

• New CMS about halfway written now. Apr 13, 2008

  New CMS about halfway written now.

• Intense urge to hear Michelle Shocked. Apr 13, 2008

  Intense urge to hear Michelle Shocked.

• Sunny Gowanus. Stooges CD. Vicodrinks. Perfection. Apr 11, 2008

  Sunny Gowanus. Stooges CD.

• An evil torch stalks the Earth. Apr 8, 2008

  An evil torch stalks the Earth.

• jQuery so gets the job done. Apr 8, 2008

  jQuery so gets the job done.

• oh sorry thought this was gmaps Apr 3, 2008
• Time to start looking, yes indeed. Apr 3, 2008

  Time to start looking, yes indeed.

• emergency colonic and pet store 10012 Apr 3, 2008
• I am really bad with technology. Apr 3, 2008

  I am really bad with technology.

• Biking home half-pantsed sobbing mightily. Apr 2, 2008

  Biking home half-pantsed sobbing mightily.

• "We Kiss Carl's Big Hairy Cock." Apr 2, 2008

  "We Kiss Carl's Big Hairy Cock.

• Must be the magenta acid-wash. Apr 2, 2008

  @mubay Must be the magenta acid-wash.

• Shrrrkrip! Today is all discomfited chickens. Apr 2, 2008

  Shrrrkrip! Today is all discomfited chickens.

• I say that whenever I bike. Apr 2, 2008

  I say that whenever I bike.

• My jeans just tore in half. Apr 2, 2008

  My jeans just tore in half.

• Wallet, Keys, Cell, Bag, Helmet, Chain. Apr 2, 2008

  Wallet, Keys, Cell, Bag, Helmet, Chain.

• Meaning a complete and total flustercluck. Apr 2, 2008

  Meaning a complete and total flustercluck.

• Meaning the _people_ kind of interaction. Apr 1, 2008

  Meaning the _people_ kind of interaction.

• Tonight: tour of Henson Creature Studios. Apr 1, 2008

  Tonight: tour of Henson Creature Studios.

• Apparently I'm meeting Ernie, who's orange. Apr 1, 2008

  Apparently I'm meeting Ernie, who's orange.

• A meme is not a book. Apr 1, 2008

  A meme is not a book.

• What, you can't afford the paper? Apr 1, 2008

  What, you can't afford the paper?

• I am prejudiced against MOO cards. Apr 1, 2008

  I am prejudiced against MOO cards.

• Does everything have to express something? Apr 1, 2008

  Does everything have to express something?

• It's the &lt;blink&gt; tag of interaction. Apr 1, 2008

  It's the &amp;lt;blink&amp;gt; tag of interaction.

• Any major dude will tell you. Mar 31, 2008

  Any major dude will tell you.

• I never told you because I was kind of out of it for a while there but Mar 31, 2008

  Dad has a blog . So does my wife, actually.

• Google: funny as the post office. Mar 31, 2008

  Google: funny as the post office.

• People've registered both "dickery.com" and "twattery.com." Mar 31, 2008

  People've registered both "dickery. com" and "twattery.

• There goes THAT business plan. Damn. Mar 31, 2008

  There goes THAT business plan. Damn.

• "Hobaggery.com"--expired, available. Hello early retirement. Mar 31, 2008

  "Hobaggery. com"--expired, available.

• Jesus. Not World Class Wreckin' Cru. Mar 31, 2008

  Jesus. Not World Class Wreckin' Cru.

• Meta-RickRoll via tweetscan (key: "2lrx46").... Mar 30, 2008

  Meta-RickRoll via tweetscan (key: "2lrx46"). http://tinyurl.

• CSS 4 includes Liang's hyphenation algorithm(s)!... Mar 30, 2008

  CSS 4 includes Liang's hyphenation algorithm(s)! http://tinyurl.

• A baby would enhance my brand. Mar 30, 2008

  A baby would enhance my brand.

• Surprised by what others find odd. Mar 30, 2008

  Surprised by what others find odd.

• A diminutive British doctor lectured me. Mar 30, 2008

  A diminutive British doctor lectured me.

• Lez Zeppelin show: zepheads, ironists, lesbians. Mar 29, 2008

  Lez Zeppelin show: zepheads, ironists, lesbians.

• Best crowd I've seen in years. Mar 29, 2008

  Best crowd I've seen in years.

• Today: Breakfast, vampires, Java, Lez Zeppelin. Mar 28, 2008

  Today: Breakfast, vampires, Java, Lez Zeppelin.

• Luxly my office's in the back. Mar 27, 2008

  Luxly my office's in the back.

• Shit. Forgot to go to work. Mar 27, 2008

  Shit. Forgot to go to work.

• AND USE THE FREAKING LITTER BOX. Mar 26, 2008

  AND USE THE FREAKING LITTER BOX.

• Just LOOK at the friggin carpet. Mar 26, 2008

  Just LOOK at the friggin carpet.

• The Steinski retrospective CDs are great. Mar 26, 2008

  The Steinski retrospective CDs are great.

• Orwell's bookstore description in _Aspidistra_: hooray. Mar 26, 2008

  Orwell's bookstore description in _Aspidistra_: hooray.

• What kind of grandmother ARE you? Mar 26, 2008

  What kind of grandmother ARE you?

• OH MY GOD PLEASE SHUT UP. Mar 26, 2008

  OH MY GOD PLEASE SHUT UP.

• Sasquatch Mar 25, 2008

  The first movie I remember seeing was called Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot . I’m sure I had been to the Warner Theater before that but I remember this movie because it was not for children, I was six, and there was some negotiation before I was allowed to go.

• One typo away from "dog-ooders." Mar 24, 2008

  One typo away from "dog-ooders.

• "I'm so busy" tweets: paradox inherent. Mar 23, 2008

  "I'm so busy" tweets: paradox inherent.

• Personal goal: disassociate "awesome" from "harried." Mar 23, 2008

  Personal goal: disassociate "awesome" from "harried.

• They're really saying: "I'm so awesome." Mar 23, 2008

  They're really saying: "I'm so awesome.

• Over There Mar 23, 2008

  ~200 words on restraints at ABriefMessage. com.

• Cleaning. 900' Jesus or Mary J? Mar 22, 2008

  Cleaning. 900' Jesus or Mary J?

• Chose "Daisy Chain for Satan" instead. Mar 22, 2008

  Chose "Daisy Chain for Satan" instead.

• Eohippus-sized bees with tusks, agallop. Mar 21, 2008

  Eohippus-sized bees with tusks, agallop.

• "Doomsday" is truly some ridiculous shit. Mar 21, 2008

  "Doomsday" is truly some ridiculous shit.

• Google docs could revolutionize bad writing. Mar 21, 2008

  Google docs could revolutionize bad writing.

• Stealing the fennel, gulping apple cider. Mar 21, 2008

  Stealing the fennel, gulping apple cider.

• Just remembered my ancient MeFi sockpuppet. Mar 20, 2008

  Just remembered my ancient MeFi sockpuppet.

• Sorry, everyone. Intended that as private. Mar 20, 2008

  Sorry, everyone. Intended that as private.

• Sub-400 ID. Eight years old! Mar 20, 2008

  Sub-400 ID. Eight years old!

• Signs Mar 20, 2008

  If anyone needs the office phone number.

• I just hurt my throat chuckling. Mar 20, 2008

  I just hurt my throat chuckling.

• Eloquence Personified Mar 19, 2008

  “That’s great. That’s everything it’s supposed to be.

• Note Mar 19, 2008

  I wonder what the poor folks are doing tonight.

• Five downloads in Transmission--all legal. Mar 19, 2008

  Five downloads in Transmission--all legal.

• Two men, both nerds and dudes: http://tinyurl.com/34y9s2 Mar 19, 2008

  Two men, both nerds and dudes: http://tinyurl.

• Playlist: Nicks follows Winwood. Stand Back. Mar 19, 2008

  Playlist: Nicks follows Winwood. Stand Back.

• "My dribbling mansnot--impact on UX?" Mar 18, 2008

  "My dribbling mansnot--impact on UX?

• "Just snotted viridescent, viscoelastic, fetid mouthsilt!" Mar 18, 2008

  "Just snotted viridescent, viscoelastic, fetid mouthsilt!

• Twitter: where men describe respiratory ejecta. Mar 18, 2008

  Twitter: where men describe respiratory ejecta.

• One could track disease vectors here. Mar 18, 2008

  One could track disease vectors here.

• You have evoked Subgenius zine yearnings. Mar 18, 2008

  You have evoked Subgenius zine yearnings.

• Ftrain all about civics and God:... Mar 18, 2008

  Ftrain all about civics and God: http://ftrain. com/windchest.

• Which makes the flu very interesting. Mar 18, 2008

  Which makes the flu very interesting.

• "Yes, jury duty now includes wireless." Mar 17, 2008

  "Yes, jury duty now includes wireless.

• Every undertaking will require some hypocrisy. Mar 17, 2008

  Every undertaking will require some hypocrisy.

• Gossip Girl's filming by my workplace. Mar 17, 2008

  Gossip Girl's filming by my workplace.

• One juror's middle name is "rasberry." Mar 17, 2008

  One juror's middle name is "rasberry.

• Learning to be a sexy juror. Mar 17, 2008

  Learning to be a sexy juror.

• Brooklyn civic architecture: 100% grandeur-proof. Mar 17, 2008

  Brooklyn civic architecture: 100% grandeur-proof.

• Stop whispering my name, snack machines. Mar 17, 2008

  Stop whispering my name, snack machines.

• Justice has been paused for lunch. Mar 17, 2008

  Justice has been paused for lunch.

• Oh, how I crave comforting medicine. Mar 17, 2008

  Oh, how I crave comforting medicine.

• I hope Ashley's real, without addictions.... Mar 17, 2008

  I hope Ashley's real, without addictions. http://tinyurl.

• The Wind Chest Mar 17, 2008

  “Are you going to church? ” asked my mother over the phone.

• Let's never have today again. Thanks! Mar 16, 2008

  Let's never have today again. Thanks!

• Oh God, the shamrocks. THEY BURN. Mar 14, 2008

  Oh God, the shamrocks. THEY BURN.

• Like when you're shopping for hookers. Mar 12, 2008

  Like when you're shopping for hookers.

• Sex SHOULD cost .000000000000¢, taking nanoseconds. Mar 12, 2008

  Sex SHOULD cost . 000000000000¢, taking nanoseconds.

• $4000 don't buy what it did. Mar 12, 2008

  $4000 don't buy what it did.

• Wow. This is bad for Obama. http://tinyurl.com/2wj86k Mar 12, 2008

  Wow. This is bad for Obama.

• Six-Word Reviews of 763 SXSW Mp3s Mar 12, 2008

  I wrote 763 six-word song reviews for The Morning News. The songs are all from bands appearing at SXSW right now and each review links to MP3s so that you might judge the state of contemporary music for yourself.

• Not true. Different kind of math. Mar 12, 2008

  Not true. Different kind of math.

• Forgot Moore's Law is not universal. Mar 12, 2008

  Forgot Moore's Law is not universal.

• Perhaps the answer is grid whores. Mar 12, 2008

  Perhaps the answer is grid whores.

• Six-Word Reviews of 763 SXSW Mp3s Mar 11, 2008

  I recently downloaded the SXSW 2008 torrent file , which contains nearly 48 continuous hours of music from 763 acts appearing this week at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, Texas (these bands elected to give away MP3s; they represent less than half of the total number of acts). I found myself wondering how to locate the songs worth hearing, and imagined that others were having the same problem.

• It's not actually a big deal. Mar 11, 2008

  @alanapost @matthewmcvk @sogrady It's not actually a big deal.

• Where should I store my universe? Mar 11, 2008

  @crnixon Where should I store my universe?

• That's the project I was discussing. Mar 11, 2008

  That's the project I was discussing.

• 763 SXSW MP3s: Six-word reviews. http://tinyurl.com/2kyayl Mar 11, 2008

  763 SXSW MP3s: Six-word reviews. http://tinyurl.

• Probably on The Morning News tomorrow. Mar 11, 2008

  Probably on The Morning News tomorrow.

• Just four or five nights' work. Mar 11, 2008

  Just four or five nights' work.

• I've finished a truly insane thing. Mar 11, 2008

  I've finished a truly insane thing.

• Soon it will be alive online. Mar 11, 2008

  Soon it will be alive online.

• Overwhelming day now ending, and beginning. Mar 10, 2008

  Overwhelming day now ending, and beginning.

• How could he let down Silda? Mar 9, 2008

  How could he let down Silda?

• Just returned from illegal Bronx fighting. Mar 9, 2008

  Just returned from illegal Bronx fighting.

• As Jack says, MMA's somewhat chesslike. Mar 9, 2008

  As Jack says, MMA's somewhat chesslike.

• Man. It's very cold in Austin. Mar 6, 2008

  Man. It's very cold in Austin.

• Good thing I'm in New York. Mar 6, 2008

  Good thing I'm in New York.

• Phrase I won't miss: "other America." Mar 5, 2008

  Phrase I won't miss: "other America.

• "Attempting that is STUPID." Good sign. Mar 5, 2008

  "Attempting that is STUPID. " Good sign.

• Reading Gaitskill story that became "Secretary." Mar 3, 2008

  Reading Gaitskill story that became "Secretary.

• Feeling FULL of fail, and jealous. Mar 3, 2008

  Feeling FULL of fail, and jealous.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 3, 2008
• Weekly Review: March 4, 2008 Mar 3, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 4, 2008 Responding to rocket attacks on Ashkelon, once the largest seaport of Canaan, Israel sent tanks, troops, and fighter jets to northern Gaza. Fifty-four Palestinians â??

• This Is Just To Say Mar 2, 2008

  Cockatiels Ran across some verse and realized: The tidal-wave of domesticity that’s crashed on these shores has rendered modernist and late-modernist love poetry inoperate. I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox Etc.

• Goofy new Ftrain vaguely about poetry.... Mar 2, 2008

  Goofy new Ftrain vaguely about poetry. http://tinyurl.

• Uploading a George Saunders video. Sweet! Mar 2, 2008

  Uploading a George Saunders video. Sweet!

• I'm tentatively excited about Akala's album. Mar 2, 2008

  I'm tentatively excited about Akala's album.

• So much cheaper than therapy, though. Feb 29, 2008

  So much cheaper than therapy, though.

• Dollar pints hurt more than help. Feb 29, 2008

  Dollar pints hurt more than help.

• Anger at Best Buy: applied futility. Feb 28, 2008

  Anger at Best Buy: applied futility.

• Too much music in SXSW torrent. Feb 27, 2008

  Too much music in SXSW torrent.

• Today's preventive medical test scares me. Feb 27, 2008

  Today's preventive medical test scares me.

• Git has caused severe brainache tonight. Feb 26, 2008

  Git has caused severe brainache tonight.

• New Ftrain about clouds and nails.... Feb 26, 2008

  New Ftrain about clouds and nails. ( http://ftrain.

• Clouds Feb 26, 2008

  My most frequent when-I-am-walking game is Exposure : What if I had nothing more than my clothes and needed to survive the night? “All of the brownstone basements have gates,” I said to my wife as we walked down Union St.

• Article I edited is now free. (http://harpers.org/archive/20... Feb 25, 2008

  Article I edited is now free. ( http://harpers.

• Rob Rob. Refuse refuse! What others? Feb 25, 2008

  Rob Rob. Refuse refuse!

• My bodega banana is entirely unacceptable. Feb 25, 2008

  My bodega banana is entirely unacceptable.

• Tired of users forgetting they registered. Feb 24, 2008

  Tired of users forgetting they registered.

• Been crushing on Estelle lately, too.... Feb 24, 2008

  Been crushing on Estelle lately, too. ( http://www.

• One dollar house pints. Wife horrified. Feb 23, 2008

  One dollar house pints. Wife horrified.

• Two dollar draft beer. Day obliterated. Feb 23, 2008

  Two dollar draft beer. Day obliterated.

• Yes, trees need streams to grow. Feb 21, 2008

  Yes, trees need streams to grow.

• I was foolish to expect otherwise. Feb 21, 2008

  I was foolish to expect otherwise.

• "The way a crow/Shook down"! Feb 21, 2008

  "The way a crow/Shook down"!

• Entangling Markdown, XSLT, and RDF failed. Feb 21, 2008

  Entangling Markdown, XSLT, and RDF failed.

• A few hours lost, so what? Feb 21, 2008

  A few hours lost, so what?

• But streams do not need trees. Feb 21, 2008

  But streams do not need trees.

• The office was dry and warm. Feb 21, 2008

  The office was dry and warm.

• Minnie Driver, disliker of "blog... Feb 20, 2008

  Minnie Driver, disliker of "blog culture. "( http://tinyurl.

• Why didn't Apache just use Befunge? Feb 20, 2008

  Why didn't Apache just use Befunge?

• Hillary refuses to make me lemonade. Feb 20, 2008

  Hillary refuses to make me lemonade.

• I LOVED _Juno's_ quirky episiotomy scene. Feb 20, 2008

  I LOVED _Juno's_ quirky episiotomy scene.

• Oh, mod_rewrite. Why? Why? WHY? WHY? Feb 20, 2008

  Oh, mod_rewrite. Why?

• Hillary won't drive me to school. Feb 20, 2008

  Hillary won't drive me to school.

• Moving CMS from SeRQL to SPARQL. Feb 19, 2008

  Moving CMS from SeRQL to SPARQL.

• Coolest thing ever: unlimited world snacks! Feb 19, 2008

  Coolest thing ever: unlimited world snacks!

• Coolest thing ever: DeluxePaint for MacOSX. Feb 19, 2008

  Coolest thing ever: DeluxePaint for MacOSX.

• MySQL with native support for RDF. Feb 19, 2008

  MySQL with native support for RDF.

• A spreadsheet with extraordinary text handling. Feb 19, 2008

  A spreadsheet with extraordinary text handling.

• Sales call: "Heard of Six Apart?" Feb 19, 2008

  Sales call: "Heard of Six Apart?

• Yes, I said. Yes I have. Feb 19, 2008

  Yes, I said. Yes I have.

• "Witchy Woman": The Banality of Eagles Feb 19, 2008
• Doris Lessing wears a man out. Feb 19, 2008

  Doris Lessing wears a man out.

• Which white southerner will be veep? Feb 19, 2008

  Which white southerner will be veep?

• Disappointing to watch The Wire implode. Feb 19, 2008

  Disappointing to watch The Wire implode.

• Verizon guy's twin must hate life.... Feb 18, 2008

  Verizon guy's twin must hate life. ( http://www.

• Compiling emacs on my Antikythera mechanism. Feb 18, 2008

  Compiling emacs on my Antikythera mechanism.

• _Brown_, Richard Rodriguez: reason to read. Feb 18, 2008

  _Brown_, Richard Rodriguez: reason to read.

• Ftrain now embraces the Facebook revolution!... Feb 18, 2008

  Ftrain now embraces the Facebook revolution! ( http://tinyurl.

• Multivolume "A History of Technology" arrived. Feb 18, 2008

  Multivolume "A History of Technology" arrived.

• I love Perl. It's a glutton. Feb 18, 2008

  I love Perl. It's a glutton.

• Q.U.I.P. check: Q.A.'ed, Usable, Interesting, Pretty. Feb 17, 2008

  Q. U.

• Best way to GPL Harper's CMS? Feb 17, 2008

  Best way to GPL Harper's CMS?

• Screenplay emailed. Reading ACM on OLPC. Feb 17, 2008

  Screenplay emailed. Reading ACM on OLPC.

• "Keats spoke with a cockney accent." Feb 17, 2008

  "Keats spoke with a cockney accent.

• Seeking "All My Hummingbirds Have Alibis." Feb 16, 2008

  Seeking "All My Hummingbirds Have Alibis.

• Emulated Newton now running quite smoothly. Feb 16, 2008

  Emulated Newton now running quite smoothly.

• Omakase at Hatsuhana. Delicious, delicious mercury. Feb 14, 2008

  Omakase at Hatsuhana. Delicious, delicious mercury.

• Screenplay still unfinished. Pills, bed, repeat. Feb 14, 2008

  Screenplay still unfinished. Pills, bed, repeat.

• Emulated Crystal Quest brought me joy. Feb 14, 2008

  Emulated Crystal Quest brought me joy.

• Posted Google data center blueprint:... Feb 14, 2008

  Posted Google data center blueprint: http://tinyurl.

• Story: You resembled my wife's ghost. Feb 14, 2008

  Story: You resembled my wife's ghost.

• The best work burns every bridge. Feb 13, 2008

  The best work burns every bridge.

• Broke boss's chair, despite losing weight. Feb 13, 2008

  Broke boss's chair, despite losing weight.

• Openads approaches accountable, Nelsonian transclusion. Feb 13, 2008

  Openads approaches accountable, Nelsonian transclusion.

• I must refactor everything very soon. Feb 13, 2008

  I must refactor everything very soon.

• The cats have now taken control. Feb 13, 2008

  The cats have now taken control.

• (Well, not really. But it's interesting.) Feb 13, 2008

  (Well, not really. But it's interesting.

• My librarian grandmother met Eleanor Roosevelt. Feb 12, 2008

  My librarian grandmother met Eleanor Roosevelt.

• "This is not an aphorism."—Derrida Feb 12, 2008

  "This is not an aphorism.

• Photoshop batch mode kisses satan's hoof. Feb 12, 2008

  Photoshop batch mode kisses satan's hoof.

• I now have an intern. Odd. Feb 12, 2008

  I now have an intern. Odd.

• : So much easier when they're here. Feb 12, 2008

  @tbray : So much easier when they're here.

• PHP's pidgin: for trade, not poetry. Feb 12, 2008

  PHP's pidgin: for trade, not poetry.

• Heart of Darkness: McCain is Kurtz. Feb 12, 2008

  Heart of Darkness: McCain is Kurtz.

• "Love should be easy; work, hard." Feb 12, 2008

  "Love should be easy; work, hard.

• "Be a man, not a guy." Feb 12, 2008

  "Be a man, not a guy.

• I recite six rules each day. Feb 12, 2008

  I recite six rules each day.

• "Under no circumstance wear buttoning vests." Feb 12, 2008

  "Under no circumstance wear buttoning vests.

• "Basically, I'll never be that happy." Feb 12, 2008

  "Basically, I'll never be that happy.

• "Nothing is beneath me, or above." Feb 12, 2008

  "Nothing is beneath me, or above.

• I often fail at all six. Feb 12, 2008

  I often fail at all six.

• Estelle is basically Mary J. Feist. Feb 12, 2008

  Estelle is basically Mary J. Feist.

• Content, context, contact: apparently all "king." Feb 12, 2008

  Content, context, contact: apparently all "king.

• "Avoid nicotine, sugar, starch, meat, alcohol." Feb 12, 2008

  "Avoid nicotine, sugar, starch, meat, alcohol.

• Falernian arbors are lost to history. Feb 12, 2008

  Falernian arbors are lost to history.

• The beagle wins! Eat it, terriers. Feb 12, 2008

  The beagle wins! Eat it, terriers.

• Reuters offers metadata extraction via SOAP. Feb 12, 2008

  Reuters offers metadata extraction via SOAP.

• Swallow-sized pterosaurs had long toes. Feb 12, 2008

  Swallow-sized pterosaurs had long toes.

• Strange to say "my wife's blog." Feb 12, 2008

  Strange to say "my wife's blog.

• SF Zoo should've upgraded to Leopard. Feb 11, 2008

  SF Zoo should've upgraded to Leopard.

• The screenplay must be finished tonight. Feb 11, 2008

  The screenplay must be finished tonight.

• "EXCELLENT PowerPoint. Fetch me fresh trousers." Feb 11, 2008

  "EXCELLENT PowerPoint. Fetch me fresh trousers.

• Whole Foods looms over my neighborhood. Feb 11, 2008

  Whole Foods looms over my neighborhood.

• Upon Vampire Weekend/Would Leslie've opined? Feb 11, 2008

  Upon Vampire Weekend/Would Leslie've opined?

• Sweet college memories of ISO 8879. Feb 11, 2008

  Sweet college memories of ISO 8879.

• I trust my users. TO SUCK. Feb 11, 2008

  I trust my users. TO SUCK.

• Helen of Troy: hatched from egg. Feb 11, 2008

  Helen of Troy: hatched from egg.

• Ancient Roman map: 1800 square feet. Feb 11, 2008

  Ancient Roman map: 1800 square feet.

• Sinatra named his plane "El Dago." Feb 11, 2008

  Sinatra named his plane "El Dago.

• The Web I loved is dead. Feb 11, 2008

  The Web I loved is dead.

• The new books have more buttons. Feb 11, 2008

  The new books have more buttons.

• A Manhattan conference: publishing requires community. Feb 11, 2008

  A Manhattan conference: publishing requires community.

• All posts will be six words. Feb 11, 2008

  All posts will be six words.

• I distrust Tampax®'s African tampon strategy. Feb 11, 2008

  I distrust Tampax®'s African tampon strategy.

• Publishers! Bend over for crowd wisdom. Feb 11, 2008

  Publishers! Bend over for crowd wisdom.

• Fishing Party Feb 9, 2008

  Last September, on a clear warm Saturday morning a week before my wedding, about ten of us celebrated my bachelor party by going fishing out in Sheepshead Bay. You pay $50 and get on the boat.

• A Joke Feb 4, 2008

  Why do oranges make good lawyers? Because they always win on appeal.

• The Vet Feb 3, 2008

  Watching parts of the game last night I was put in mind of attending Phillies games with my grandfather at Veterans Stadium. I was nine or ten.

• The Swings Jan 30, 2008

  My friend Michael wants to know what I think of his novel. The first chapter—the first of twelve planned, according to the index cards pinned to clotheslines that cover the ceiling of his apartment, is one hundred fifty-seven singlespaced ten-point Times New Roman pages that describe relations between a man referred to as Captain and a woman known as Isabella, the wife of a Austrian blunderbuss dealer.

• Tag Cloud Jan 29, 2008

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• Another Veil-lifter Pitched Jan 28, 2008

  Dear EDITOR, I am proud to send you, in galley, THE VEILS FLEW AWAY LIKE KITES, the first novel by major new talent Isolde Mabuq. Open it .

• Saturday Jan 27, 2008

  I went fishing in Florida once, said Rebecca, and the ocean is absolutely teeming with violence. I pulled a two-foot kingfish out of the water.

• Weekly Review: January 22, 2008 Jan 21, 2008

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , January 22, 2008 President George W. Bush called for $145 billion in tax cuts, describing the measures as a &#8220;shot in the arm&#8221; for the U.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jan 21, 2008
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 19, 2007
• Weekly Review: November 20, 2007 Nov 19, 2007

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 20, 2007 At the third OPEC summit in 47 years, held in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said that the price of crude oil could reach $200 a barrel. &#8220;The basis of all aggression,&#8221; said Chavez, &#8220;is oil.

• How to Say I Love You Nov 1, 2007

  Have a question? Need some advice?

• Love Explosion Nov 1, 2007

  I came up with 100 Ways to Say I Love You at The Morning News.

• Supreme Court Upholds Appeals Court Decision in Favor of Harper’s Magazine , by Paul Ford Sep 30, 2007
• Supreme Court Upholds Appeals Court Decision in Favor of Harper's Magazine Sep 30, 2007

  [Commentary] Supreme Court Upholds Appeals Court Decision in Favor of Harper’s Magazine Adjust by Paul Ford , October 1, 2007 New York, NY, October 1, 2007 — The United States Supreme Court today upheld the March 23, 2007 decision of the 10th U. S.

• $5 Chocolate Bar Sep 30, 2007

  Scott Rahin told me, “the other day I was watching this video and I just started crying. ” “What was it?

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Sep 24, 2007
• Weekly Review: September 25, 2007 Sep 24, 2007

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , September 25, 2007 Israel, a few days before Yom Kippur , declared that the Gaza Strip is now a &#8220;hostile entity,&#8221; and the office of Prime Minister Ehud Olmert (who is under investigation for corruption) announced a collective-punishment plan that includes &#8220;limiting the transfer of goods to the Gaza Strip, cutting back fuel and electricity, and restricting the movement of people to and from the Strip. &#8221; Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum condemned Israel&#8217;s &#8220;criminal, terrorist Zionist actions.

• Big O Sep 22, 2007

  Word Rectangle Write a program to find the largest possible rectangle of letters such that every row forms a word (reading left to right) and every column forms a word (reading top to bottom). Words should appear in this dictionary: WORD.

• The Guests Sep 20, 2007

  I put on a black suit with a blue shirt and orange tie and got married to Mo, who wore a burgundy dress. September 15, 2007, a few minutes after 6:00PM.

• The Shock Doctrine: A Short Film by Alfonso Cuarón and Naomi Klein Aug 31, 2007

  [Commentary] The Shock Doctrine: A Short Film by Alfonso Cuarón and Naomi Klein Adjust by Paul Ford , September 11, 2007 Alfonso Cuarón, director of Children of Men, and Naomi Klein, author of No Logo , present a short film from Klein&#8217;s book The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism . An essay adapted from the book will appear in October&#8217;s Harper&#8217;s Magazine and is available on the web now .

• The Shock Doctrine: A Short Film by Alfonso Cuarón and Naomi Klein , by Paul Ford Aug 31, 2007
• Upstate Aug 26, 2007

  I was upstate at a birthday party. A nice group of people.

• Twitter RSS in XSLT FTW Aug 21, 2007

  I’ve decided to geek out on Wednesdays. Today, I want to include a Twitter RSS feed (which, inspired by Joshua Allen , I tentatively plan to fill not with news of my clever doings but rather with filth about a fictional evil family) on the front page here at Ftrain.

• The Cloths of Heaven are Old Shirts and Dark Slacks Aug 20, 2007

  Often in novels the dreams of characters relate to the action of the main narrative. A man fights with his wife, goes to bed, and dreams his house burned down.

• Telephone Aug 19, 2007

  In 1981 when I was seven or eight and on my way to visit my grandparents across town, I would always stop in the alley behind the phone company and jump up so that I could see across a fence and into an uncurtained window. What I’d see were banks of tangled colored wires.

• I Am Making a Difference Aug 16, 2007

  Rather than purchasing goods made by overseas laborers —who are often forced to work in unsafe conditions for low wages—I have kidnapped and enslaved a group of neighborhood children and chained them to a bench in my garage, where they make my clothes and build my gadgets. ¶ I carpool or ride my bike to Klan rallies.

• The CPU Aug 15, 2007

  I read a lot of computer language hermeneutics on various websites . It’s rare to see people talking about syntax but instead they discuss how the language will be interpreted and understood.

• Empty Rooms Aug 14, 2007

  Walking uptown or through Brooklyn Heights I will see a window stuffed with papers and books, or catch a glimpse of an old woman in a fading housecoat stepping out to get her Times , and I will wonder which room in New York City has been empty the longest. Is there, for example, a bedroom in Brooklyn that was sealed up after a son didn’t return from Vietnam, and that has remained locked ever since, mustard paint peeling and a faded poster of Grace Slick on the wall?

• The Interrogation Room Aug 13, 2007

  When a story of extraordinary hollowness--one of our Whore Laureates drunk and in jail--saturates the entire government-sold spectrum, sanctimonious purselips condemn the media for its banality, its P. H.

• The Bike Store Aug 12, 2007

  Somewhere in Brooklyn or Manhattan. A bell rings when you enter.

• The Reversal Aug 9, 2007

  After many years of focused self-loathing I have reversed the flow of hatred and entered into a lengthy phase of purifying misanthropy. I fear and hate other humans: their innate violence, apelike grins, and peculiar smells.

• Weekly Review: July 24, 2007 Jul 23, 2007

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 24, 2007 Executive power was transferred to Vice President Dick Cheney for two hours and five minutes while President George W. Bush underwent a routine colonoscopy .

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jul 23, 2007
• Interview: Wyatt Mason on Leonard Michaels, by Paul Ford May 31, 2007
• Interview: Wyatt Mason on Leonard Michaels May 31, 2007

  [Sentences] Interview: Wyatt Mason on Leonard Michaels Adjust by Paul Ford , June 26, 2007 Contributing Editor Wyatt Mason wrote about the neglected works of author Leonard Michaels (1933–2003) in &#8220;The Irresponsibility of Feelings&#8221; in the July Harper&#8217;s. Subscribers can read his essay now ; non-subscribers can read it in late July.

• Weekly Review: May 22, 2007 May 21, 2007

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 22, 2007 Paul Wolfowitz announced that he would resign as president of the World Bank on June 30; the Bank in turn said that it accepted Wolfowitz&#8217;s assurances that he had acted &#8220;in good faith&#8221; when he oversaw a promotion for his girlfriend Shaha Riza. Fin24 MSNBC The Guardian James B.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 21, 2007
• Launch Apr 11, 2007

  It makes sense to associate the word “launch,” previously for boats and rocket ships, with the release of new websites. The word evokes the landing pad, crowds of onlookers, and the fact that the craft, from the moment the countdown ends, could suddenly explode, raining loose tiles and human remains over southern Florida.

• Dear Internet Apr 1, 2007

  Dear Internet, I made you something.

• Döh Jan 30, 2007

  The Simpsons in . .

• The sounds children make in different languages Jan 30, 2007

  No pig noises in Saudi Arabia?

• Snow day Jan 29, 2007

  Walking home from the train we were so happy to see the snow, because there has been so little of it. “God,” said Mo.

• Wikipedia Explains R&B Jan 28, 2007

  Ne-Yo, “So Sick” Ne-Yo has said he got the idea for the song from an old girlfriend he used to have. He really did like her but he listened to the advice of his friends and wound up cheating on her.

• Elsewhere: Lawyering Jan 25, 2007

  Read Lawyering , by Paul Ford, over at The Morning News.

• Lawyering Jan 25, 2007

  Have a question? Need some advice?

• Etc. Jan 23, 2007

  Yes, Scott, said Rebecca. We were at her place.

• Night Jan 22, 2007

  My recent dreams have terrified me. “Push!

• Sleeping Piece Jan 21, 2007

  It’s late and I can’t sleep for nerves, but I should. So I look at the cat to relax.

• Office 2007 Jan 21, 2007
• Gawker shuffles, Choire Sicha returns Jan 21, 2007

  It’s so good when people put their love back into pure web after being away. I like reading Choire because’s he’s a human being in an industry without any.

• Night Visit Jan 16, 2007

  My friend Scott Rahin came over and offered to do the dishes if I spoke to him for a while. “Okay,” I said.

• Supercar: Be Jan 15, 2007

  I’ve watched this video sixty times. Translated lyrics are here (out of order--read bottom to top).

• TrackBack Jan 15, 2007

  Back to fiction!

• Person or Stuff? Jan 15, 2007

  Sometimes we play a game called “person or stuff. ” It’s a dark night; we’re walking down 4th Avenue below Union Street, or through some other bleak-looking part of Brooklyn.

• The Problems of Nomads Jan 14, 2007

  And they said, Go to, let us build us a city, and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

• Trope Jan 11, 2007

  I occasionally read a web essay or a newspaper article where a man—so far, always a man—owns up to the “guilty pleasures” on his iPod. You’ve seen this too?

• Dear LazyWeb Jan 10, 2007

  LazyWeb: The idea that if you wait long enough, someone will implement that wacky idea you had . . . (or already has!) —IAWiki

• My Palace of Memory Crumbles Jan 9, 2007

  A version of this piece was originally broadcast by NPR on the 26 December 2006 edition of NPR’s All Things Considered. It can be heard on their web site via RealAudio or Windows Media Player.

• Memory and the Virtual World Jan 9, 2007

  http://www. npr.

• Moving Backwards Jan 8, 2007

  A few months ago I went to a panel discussion where several novelists and essayists discussed the modern novel, and modern book sales, and modern despair. They criticized the Internet, too, for destroying everything.

• Jack Explains Money Jan 7, 2007

  Making sense of the Barley Standard.

• Real Empires Ship Jan 7, 2007

  The quality of heaviness.

• Will Durant writes to H.L. Mencken about Charlie Chaplin at Theodore Dreiser’s Funeral Jan 7, 2007

  “Dreiser looked handsomer in death than in life; his face expressed a repose and an acceptance which his pugnacious idealism had seldom permitted him before.

• Lefty Media: Influenced by Skull & Bones and Trilateral Commission? Jan 7, 2007

  Finally—the Amy Goodman/CIA connection is made clear (scroll down for essential chart).

• Centiara, a Semantic Wiki Jan 7, 2007
• Using the Semantic Web to prove the girl is a witch Jan 7, 2007

  “# :GIRL a :WITCH .

• The End of Lazy Christmas Jan 4, 2007

  Not writing enough means that everything feels uncooked—like my stomach is filled with cake batter. I’ve been off the wagon for two years and now is the right time to get back on, if I can.

• Rowing the Pool Jan 3, 2007

  A friend of mine, a brilliant woman whom I knew for six years, was a natural at confrontation. Discussions could feel like they were being held in a room filled with eggshells and spun glass.

• The Weird Thing Jan 2, 2007

  “I just sat around,” I said. “It’s my least favorite holiday.

• Spinning Jan 1, 2007

  The first thing I see biking to work are the casket trucks loading up, each with the same soothing and ambiguous sunset painted onto it. That’s right around the corner on Union Street.

• My New Year’s Resolutions Dec 31, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 20, 2006
• Weekly Review: November 21, 2006 Nov 20, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 21, 2006 George W. Bush in Vietnam (White House photo).

• Weekly Review: November 14, 2006 Nov 13, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 14, 2006 Midterm elections were held in the United States; the Republican Party lost its majority in the House of Representatives and the Senate. Six incumbent Republican senators, including Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, were defeated, and Santorum&#8217;s daughter cried.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 13, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 9, 2006
• Weekly Review: October 10, 2006 Oct 9, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , October 10, 2006 Further allegations emerged regarding the behavior of recently-resigned Congressman Mark Foley (R. , Fla.

• Queasy Rider Sep 23, 2006
• Weekly Review: September 19, 2006 Sep 18, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , September 19, 2006 Caricature of Louis IV, by Thackeray. 1875.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Sep 18, 2006
• Men standing around broken machines Sep 10, 2006

  I realized not long ago that my age of deep feelings has passed. For much of my life I was able to bring myself to an emotional boil by reading or writing.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 14, 2006
• Weekly Review: August 15, 2006 Aug 14, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 15, 2006 Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman lost the Democratic Senate primary election to anti- Iraq-war candidate Ned Lamont. Lieberman then announced that he would run as an independent candidate, and that &#8220;Team Connecticut&#8221; would &#8220;surge forward to victory.

• Weekly Review: July 18, 2006 Jul 17, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 18, 2006 War erupted between Hezbollah and Israel after the Lebanese militia launched Operation Truthful Promise against Israel by crossing the border and capturing two Israeli soldiers. The operation was staged in response to Operation Summer Rains, in which Israel occupied Gaza and destroyed a large portion of the civilian infrastructure.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jul 17, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jun 19, 2006
• Weekly Review: June 20, 2006 Jun 19, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , June 20, 2006 In Iraq an Islamic militant group claimed that it had kidnapped two U. S.

• Weekly Review: May 30, 2006 May 29, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 30, 2006 In Iraq over 66 people were killed in attacks, including two CBS News employees when their convoy was struck by a car bomb; a CBS correspondent was seriously injured in the same attack. In Baghdad two tennis players and their coach were killed for wearing shorts , and a Marine helicopter was shot down over the Anbar province.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 29, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 22, 2006
• Weekly Review: May 23, 2006 May 22, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 23, 2006 Caught in the Web, 1860. The Iraqi Defense Ministry announced that on average one person per hour was being killed in Basra.

• Weekly Review: May 16, 2006 May 15, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 16, 2006 It was revealed that the National Security Agency , with the assistance of AT&amp;T, Verizon, and BellSouth , has secretly stored the phone call records of tens of millions of Americans . &#8220;It&#8217;s the largest database ever assembled in the world&#8221; said an anonymous whistleblower.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 15, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 8, 2006
• Weekly Review: May 9, 2006 May 8, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 9, 2006 In Iraq car bombs killed 24 people, BBC News and a British helicopter was shot down over Basra , killing all five crew members. The Guardian In Anbar , at a ceremony for new Iraqi soldiers, the graduates were told that they would be sent outside of their home province to serve, leading several soldiers to tear off their clothes in protest.

• Weekly Review: May 2, 2006 May 1, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 2, 2006 Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq , released a video in which he showed his face and claimed that the Bush Administration had lied about its military victories. &#8220;America,&#8221; said Zarqawi, &#8220;will go out of Iraq, humiliated, defeated.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 1, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 24, 2006
• Weekly Review: April 25, 2006 Apr 24, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 25, 2006 Under the presumed influence of White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten, who collects photographs of President George W. Bush&#8217;s hands, Karl Rove was relieved of his position as presidential policy adviser in order that he might focus his energies on the November midterm elections, and White House press secretary Scott McClellan resigned.

• Weekly Review: April 18, 2006 Apr 17, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 18, 2006 Caught in the Web, 1860. Iran announced that it had successfully produced low-grade enriched uranium ; to celebrate, men in traditional dress danced with uranium samples.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 17, 2006
• Lung Apr 16, 2006

  As I began to walk down the stairs at the Brooklyn Union St. subway platform I felt the rush of air that comes when an express train hurries past on the inner platform.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 10, 2006
• Weekly Review: April 11, 2006 Apr 10, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 11, 2006 A Christian martyr. A car bomb killed 10 people at a Shiite shrine in Najaf, Iraq , and a suicide bombing killed 85 people at a Shiite mosque in Baghdad.

• Weekly Review: April 4, 2006 Apr 3, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 4, 2006 Runaway Raft on the Tigris. In Iraq a suicide bomber killed 50 people and a car bomb killed 10 people.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 3, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 27, 2006
• Weekly Review: March 28, 2006 Mar 27, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 28, 2006 Thirty beheaded corpses were found in Baquba, Iraq , and 10 more bodies were found in Baghdad, where the homicide rate had reached 33 per day. Shiites were abducting Sunnis in bright daylight on crowded streets.

• Weekly Review: March 21, 2006 Mar 20, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 21, 2006 Eighty-six corpses&#8211;most shot, some strangled&#8211;were found around Baghdad over a 30-hour period. CNN &#8220;We are losing each day as an average 50 to 60 people throughout the country, if not more,&#8221; said Iyad Allawi, the former interim prime minister of Iraq .

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 20, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 13, 2006
• Weekly Review: March 14, 2006 Mar 13, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 14, 2006 The U. S.

• Weekly Review: March 7, 2006 Mar 6, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 7, 2006 More than 100 people were killed in fighting in Iraq . &#8220;I think,&#8221; said the U.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 6, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Feb 27, 2006
• Weekly Review: February 28, 2006 Feb 27, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , February 28, 2006 Caricature of Louis IV, by Thackeray. 1875.

• Five Minutes to Departure Feb 25, 2006

  So long, 9th St.

• Weekly Review: February 21, 2006 Feb 20, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , February 21, 2006 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld called for the United States to increase its propaganda efforts in the Middle East, BBC News as riots over cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad continued around the world. In Nigeria 16 people were killed in rioting and 11 churches were burned; in Libya at least 10 people were killed; and in Pakistan at least 5 people were killed.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Feb 20, 2006
• Sortable Lists Feb 19, 2006

  Packing up leads me to think about interfaces and garbage.

• Green Apples Will Explode Feb 16, 2006

  Dreams, machines, plans.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Feb 13, 2006
• Weekly Review: February 14, 2006 Feb 13, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , February 14, 2006 A Christian martyr. Riots over blasphemous cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad broke out in India , Indonesia , Kashmir , Palestine , Thailand , the autonomous Somali region of Puntland, and Afghanistan â??

• Precinct Feb 7, 2006

  Precinct, Danish, Squirrel

• Weekly Review: February 7, 2006 Feb 6, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , February 7, 2006 In Iraq a car bomb killed 16 people and wounded 90, 14 bodies were found stacked in a hole, 5 U. S.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Feb 6, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jan 30, 2006
• Weekly Review: January 31, 2006 Jan 30, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , January 31, 2006 The Conservative Party won a plurality of seats in Canada&#8217;s federal election , making Stephen Harper Canada&#8217;s next prime minister. CBC.

• Weekly Review: January 24, 2006 Jan 23, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , January 24, 2006 In Iraq 30 people were killed at makeshift checkpoints, 22 people died in suicide bombings, 9 people were killed in an ambush, 5 bodies were found in the Qaid River, 4 children were killed by rocket-propelled grenades, and 2 American civilians were killed in a roadside bombing. Suicide bombings killed at least 22 people in Afghanistan and injured 30 people in Tel Aviv .

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jan 23, 2006
• Privacy in Cyberspace: Is It Possible? Jan 19, 2006

  Commentator Paul Ford is a computer programmer who has spent a lot of time looking at the ways to keep personal information private on the Internet. He says that privacy is technically possible -- but not very likely.

• Weekly Review: January 17, 2006 Jan 16, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , January 17, 2006 Runaway Raft on the Tigris. In Baghdad at least 28 people were killed when two suicide bombers attacked the Interior Ministry.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jan 16, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jan 9, 2006
• Weekly Review: January 10, 2006 Jan 9, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , January 10, 2006 More than 170 people died in attacks in Iraq . They were: blown up at a Shiite shrine in Karbala; killed at a police recruiting center in Ramadi; and attacked with mortar, automatic weapons, and finally by a suicide bomber at a funeral near Baquba.

• The Truth About JT Leroy Jan 8, 2006

  JT LeRoy has been a publishing sensation since his first novel came out in 2000. His stories are described as being autobiographical -- which may be a problem as it becomes clearer that LeRoy is a hoax.

• Weekly Review: January 3, 2006 Jan 2, 2006

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , January 3, 2006 Seven people died in a suicide car bombing in Iraq , The Guardian and a Norfolk, Virginia , man changed his name to Kentucky Fried Cruelty. com .

• Speaking Jan 2, 2006

  Trying to get things rolling again.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jan 2, 2006
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Dec 26, 2005
• Weekly Review: December 27, 2005 Dec 26, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , December 27, 2005 The Senate , with Dick Cheney casting the deciding vote, cut $40 billion in funding for foster care, child support, and student loans. Democracy Now!

• Weekly Review: December 20, 2005 Dec 19, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , December 20, 2005 President George W. Bush defended his executive order authorizing the National Security Agency to spy on Americans without a warrant; Bush said that he &#8220;absolutely&#8221; had the right to authorize the program, and that whoever leaked news of the program&#8217;s existence had committed a &#8220;shameful act.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Dec 19, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Dec 12, 2005
• Weekly Review: December 13, 2005 Dec 12, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , December 13, 2005 Saddam Hussein refused to appear in court to defend himself against war crimes , complaining of a lack of clean underwear . &#8220;Go to hell, all you agents of America,&#8221; he said.

• Weekly Review: December 6, 2005 Dec 5, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , December 6, 2005 At the U. S.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Dec 5, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 28, 2005
• Weekly Review: November 29, 2005 Nov 28, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 29, 2005 White House photo. General George Casey , the top U.

• Weekly Review: November 22, 2005 Nov 21, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 22, 2005 White House photo. At least 162 people were killed in violence in Iraq , The New York Times where 173 malnourished Sunni Arab prisoners, many of whom had been severely tortured , were found in the basement of an Iraqi Interior Ministry compound.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 21, 2005
• The Music of Nell James Nov 16, 2005

  This woman is 16 or 17 and does indie-inflected Yes/Steve Howe covers (plus one original) in which she plays all of the instruments herself. You want to listen to her cover of South Side of the Sky.

• To what Google Base uses may we return, Horatio! Nov 15, 2005

  In which I contribute to Business 2.0.

• Weekly Review: November 15, 2005 Nov 14, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 15, 2005 In Amman, Jordan , 57 people were killed in explosions at three different hotels. &#8220;We thought it was fireworks for the wedding,&#8221; said Ahmed at the Radisson.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 14, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 7, 2005
• Weekly Review: November 8, 2005 Nov 7, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 8, 2005 I. Lewis &#8220;Scooter&#8221; Libby, Vice President Dick Cheney&#8217;s former chief of staff, pleaded not guilty to charges of obstruction of justice , perjury, and making false statements.

• Nicknames We Gave Our Intelligence Sources Nov 6, 2005

  When “Curveball” just won’t do.

• Weekly Review: November 1, 2005 Oct 31, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 1, 2005 The United States military published its first public estimate of the number of Iraqi civilians and soldiers killed by Iraqi militants. The estimate appears as a single bar graph on page 23 of a report to Congress and does not provide actual numbers, but by extrapolating from the graph it appears that insurgents are wounding and killing 63 Iraqis a day, and have wounded or killed 25,902 Iraqis since the war began.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 31, 2005
• Pulling back teeth Oct 30, 2005

  Notes on a big happy smile.

• The Grass Is Blue, by Dolly Parton Oct 27, 2005

  I just discovered Dolly Parton's 1999 album The Grass Is Blue , a collection of sincere bluegrass interpretations of country classics. Sneering poseurs might shake their heads at Dolly, but they can listen to the boring new Death Cab while I listen to Dolly break my heart over and over.

• Weekly Review: October 25, 2005 Oct 24, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , October 25, 2005 A warrant was issued for the arrest of Congressman Tom DeLay , who turned himself in and was released on $10,000 bail. Houston Chronicle It was reported that in 2003 Senator Bill Frist was told (in writing) that a significant amount of HCA, Inc.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 24, 2005
• Preview of What Is It? Oct 20, 2005

  I have now watched the Quicktime preview to Crispin Glover's self-made, low-budget movie What Is It? at least a dozen times.

• Weekly Review: October 18, 2005 Oct 17, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , October 18, 2005 A bovine idyll. The New York Times finally published an account of reporter Judith Miller&#8217;s involvement in the Valerie Plame Wilson case.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 17, 2005
• Followup/Distraction Oct 13, 2005

  There are two kinds of distraction, at least.

• Jerry Oct 12, 2005

  Just a college anecdote.

• Laundromat Oct 11, 2005

  Some things just suck.

• Weekly Review: October 11, 2005 Oct 10, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , October 11, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. At least 42,000 people died in an earthquake in Pakistan , ABC News and hundreds of people in Mexico , Guatemala , and El Salvador were buried alive in mudslides caused by Hurricane Stan .

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 10, 2005
• Lost Songs Oct 4, 2005

  Loss as gain.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Oct 3, 2005
• Weekly Review: October 4, 2005 Oct 3, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , October 4, 2005 John G. Roberts, Jr.

• Gary Benchley, Rock Star Oct 2, 2005

  Ftrain. com, I’ve been unfaithful to you.

• No Business Sep 29, 2005

  No Business , Negativland's 25-year audiocollage project, soldiers on. Sure, it's familiar now--they're cutting up the music industry's words and putting them back together, going after file-sharing hypocrisy this time--but no one is capable of more subversion on a single CD.

• I Am Gary Benchley Sep 27, 2005

  One Saturday night well over a year ago, I went to Williamsburg, Brooklyn—more specifically, to the bar Galapagos—to meet my girlfriend, Mo, who wanted me with her at a modern burlesque show where one of her friends was performing. I emerged from the Bedford Avenue L-train stop into a parallel universe where everyone seemed to be pressed out of the same mold.

• Weekly Review: September 27, 2005 Sep 26, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , September 27, 2005 Hurricane Rita , the third-most intense hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic basin, struck Florida , Texas , Arkansas , Mississippi , and Louisiana , killing 36 people and causing flooding, tornadoes, and storm surges, and re-flooding parts of New Orleans. Hurricane evacuations caused miles of traffic jams in Texas, and a bus filled with elderly people exploded when an oxygen tank caught fire, incinerating at least 24 passengers.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Sep 26, 2005
• Alphasmart Neo Sep 20, 2005

  What makes the Alphasmart Neo interesting is what it doesn't do. It's a word processor--a full-sized keyboard with a six-line LCD screen--and that's all.

• Weekly Review: September 20, 2005 Sep 19, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , September 20, 2005 At least 167 Baghdad residents were killed in 14 separate bombings, with 570 wounded. The next day 40 people were killed with car bombs and guns.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Sep 19, 2005
• Forty Signs of Rain Sep 13, 2005

  Kim Stanley Robinson writes good, didactic, socially conscious hard science fiction. He's best known for his Mars trilogy and The Years of Rice and Salt , which imagined what would have happened if Europe hadn't come out of the plague.

• Weekly Review: September 13, 2005 Sep 12, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , September 13, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. Emergency officials in Louisiana requested 25,000 body bags for victims of Hurricane Katrina , and a total evacuation of New Orleans was ordered.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Sep 12, 2005
• Where is Snowball? Where is the bus? Sep 8, 2005

  A single paw on the wheel as the bus pulls away.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Sep 5, 2005
• Weekly Review: September 6, 2005 Sep 5, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , September 6, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina the United States declared disasters in Alabama , Florida , Louisiana , and Mississippi .

• Weekly Review: August 30, 2005 Aug 29, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 30, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. Pat Robertson called for the United States to assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez; Robertson then lied about calling for the assassination (&#8220;&#8216;take him out&#8217;,&#8221; he said, &#8220;can be a number of things&#8221;), and finally apologized.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 29, 2005
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• Weekly Review: August 23, 2005 Aug 22, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 23, 2005 Runaway Raft on the Tigris. Peter Schoomaker, the Army&#8217;s top general, revealed that the United States was developing a plan to keep at least 100,000 soldiers in Iraq through 2009.

• Weekly Review: August 16, 2005 Aug 15, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 16, 2005 The United Nations warned that 2. 5 million people will die of hunger in Niger if the country does not receive foreign food aid immediately.

• It was a genuinely pleasant interaction. Aug 15, 2005

  The woman was printing the hotel bill and she asked me how my stay was. I said, “well, I had a problem.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 15, 2005
• Crossed, Tangled, Braided Aug 10, 2005

  Thirty-one and focusing.

• Weekly Review: August 9, 2005 Aug 8, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 9, 2005 A Christian martyr. The world marked the sixtieth anniversary of America&#8217;s decision to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan .

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 8, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Aug 1, 2005
• Weekly Review: August 2, 2005 Aug 1, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , August 2, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. As the culmination of its $1.

• Weekly Review: July 26, 2005 Jul 25, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 26, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. It was hot in most of the United States .

• We are going to Jul 25, 2005

  “We are going to listen to some music,” said Scott. “Get up your Russians.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jul 25, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jul 18, 2005
• Weekly Review: July 19, 2005 Jul 18, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 19, 2005 It was hurricane season. PR Newswire It became clear that Karl Rove had leaked information about Valerie Plame to the press.

• Weekly Review: July 12, 2005 Jul 11, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 12, 2005 Visiting Scotland for the G8 summit, President George W. Bush fell off his bicycle after running into a policeman .

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jul 11, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jul 4, 2005
• Weekly Review: July 5, 2005 Jul 4, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , July 5, 2005 A bovine idyll. It was the 229th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence .

• Weekly Review: June 28, 2005 Jun 27, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , June 28, 2005 Runaway Raft on the Tigris. Bombs went off in Baghdad and Kirkuk , gunmen killed three people in a Baghdad barbershop, then blew it up, Reuters and suicide bombers killed thirty-three people in Mosul.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jun 27, 2005
• Accidental Cairns, Mount Savage Jun 22, 2005

  I was invited, as a contributing writer for The Morning News, to attend the opening of a new show at the Museum of Sex. But the story needed a hook, because sex without context is kind of boring.

• Weekly Review: June 21, 2005 Jun 20, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , June 21, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. In New Delhi, India , children and adults carrying both lit candles and hydrogen-filled balloons marched to mark the World Day Against Child Labor.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jun 20, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jun 13, 2005
• Weekly Review: June 14, 2005 Jun 13, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , June 14, 2005 General Motors announced that it will eliminate the jobs of 25,000 blue-collar workers in the United States by the end of 2008; the cuts amount to 22 percent of the company&#8217;s hourly work force. Washington Post Twenty-eight bodies were found dumped on the street or in shallow graves in Baghdad .

• Scampering Housewards Jun 13, 2005

  Another stroll down Smith St.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jun 6, 2005
• Weekly Review: June 7, 2005 Jun 6, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , June 7, 2005 President George W. Bush said that allegations made by Amnesty International , claiming that the prison at Guantánamo Bay is a &#8220;gulag,&#8221; were absurd.

• Weekly Review: May 31, 2005 May 30, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 31, 2005 Amnesty International released a report calling the prison camp at Guantánamo Bay &#8220;the gulag of our time. &#8221; General Richard Myers, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said the prison camp was &#8220;a model facility&#8221; and pointed out that 1,300 Korans had been handed out at the prison in the last four years.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 30, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 23, 2005
• Weekly Review: May 24, 2005 May 23, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 24, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. North Korea needed food .

• The Times they is a’chargin' May 19, 2005

  The New York Times decided that, come September, it will start charging for some of its online content. This twists the knickers of many a blogger, but makes me glad.

• Weekly Review: May 17, 2005 May 16, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 17, 2005 The United States was investigating claims that someone flushed a copy of the Koran down a Guantánamo Bay toilet. In Afghanistan , news of the flushing led to riots, where hundreds chanted &#8220;death to America&#8221; and at least fifteen people died.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 16, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 9, 2005
• Weekly Review: May 10, 2005 May 9, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 10, 2005 A papyrologist at Oxford University announced that new techniques in spectral imaging, which make it possible to decipher previously illegible ink on papyrus fragments, have yielded parts of a lost tragedy by Sophocles , a novel by Lucian, and an epic poem by Archilochos; researchers also applied the technique to third- and fourth-century manuscripts of the Revelation of Saint John and discovered that the number of the beast , contrary to popular belief, is 616, the area code of Grand Rapids, Michigan . National Post A Washington woman found a snake with legs, Tri-City Herald locusts plagued Bangladesh , NZHerald and Zimbabwe was at risk of famine.

• Weekly Review: May 3, 2005 May 2, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , May 3, 2005 In Iraq at least one hundred Iraqis and eleven U. S.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford May 2, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 25, 2005
• Weekly Review: April 26, 2005 Apr 25, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 26, 2005 In Iraq , the bodies of fifty Shiite hostages, some mutilated or headless, were pulled from the Tigris river, and the bodies of nineteen Iraqi soldiers were found in a soccer stadium in the city of Haditha. A suicide bomber tried to assassinate Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi, Los Angeles Times and Iraqi militants shot down a commercial helicopter, killing ten passengers; they then shot the sole survivor, the helicopter&#8217;s Bulgarian pilot, and distributed a video of the shooting on the Internet.

• Occupation Apr 22, 2005

  Filling in the spare forty-five minutes.

• Metropolitan Dairy Apr 21, 2005

  On my way to work last week.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 18, 2005
• Weekly Review: April 19, 2005 Apr 18, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 19, 2005 Two suicide car bombs blew up in central Baghdad , killing fifteen and injuring thirty. BBC News A bomb in Kirkuk killed twelve Iraqi guards, Al Jazeera an American contractor was kidnapped north of Baghdad , BBC News and Marla Ruzicka, an activist from California who made it her mission to count the number of civilian casualties in Iraq , was killed in Baghdad by a suicide bomber .

• Weekly Review: April 12, 2005 Apr 11, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 12, 2005 Eighteen people died when a U. S.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 11, 2005
• Benefits Apr 11, 2005

  Some thoughts on health insurance.

• Weekly Review: April 5, 2005 Apr 4, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , April 5, 2005 Militants in Iraq attacked the Abu Ghraib prison , wounding forty-four American soldiers and twelve prisoners. BBC News Britain announced that it will pull 5,500 troops from Iraq and increase its presence in Afghanistan, to help with the hunt for Osama bin Laden .

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Apr 4, 2005
• The Thumb-sized Heart of TK the Cat Apr 3, 2005

  A pleasant fellow expires.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 28, 2005
• Weekly Review: March 29, 2005 Mar 28, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 29, 2005 A Christian martyr. In Minnesota , an overweight loner Chippewa neo-Nazi goth teenager shot and killed his grandfather and his grandfather&#8217;s girlfriend, then went to his high school and shot and killed a security guard , five students, a teacher, and himself.

• Weekly Review: March 22, 2005 Mar 21, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 22, 2005 A Christian martyr. The U.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 21, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 14, 2005
• Weekly Review: March 15, 2005 Mar 14, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 15, 2005 A Christian martyr. In Iraq , the director of the al-Furat hospital in Baghdad was shot dead.

• Weekly Review: March 8, 2005 Mar 7, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 8, 2005 Lost Souls in Hell, 1875. President George W.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Mar 7, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Feb 28, 2005
• Weekly Review: March 1, 2005 Feb 28, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , March 1, 2005 White House photo. A suicide bomber in Iraq killed over one hundred people as they stood waiting to join the Iraqi National Guard, New York Timesimes and four American soldiers and thirteen Iraqis were killed in other incidents.

• Weekly Review: February 22, 2005 Feb 21, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , February 22, 2005 CIA Director Porter J. Goss claimed that the war in Iraq is making it easier for terrorist organizations to find new recruits, Washington Post and Sunni Arab tribal chiefs insisted that they be given a role in the new Iraqi government.

• My Cat Abraham Lincoln Feb 21, 2005

  I rename my cat every month; this month his name is Abraham Lincoln. He talks to me for hours at a time, and when I do not give him the love he deserves he enters the bathroom, finds a spot in the bathtub that resonates perfectly, and screams until I give in and call for him.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Feb 21, 2005
• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Feb 14, 2005
• Weekly Review: February 15, 2005 Feb 14, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , February 15, 2005 It was Lent . The Arizona Republic Deep Throat was dying, Miami Herald and the creator of Dolly the sheep was granted a license to clone humans.

• My Three Favorite Computer Games of 2004 Jan 19, 2005

  It was a great year for sitting and playing at INTERACTIVE GAMING MONTHLY ONLINE!

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Jan 17, 2005
• Weekly Review: January 18, 2005 Jan 17, 2005

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , January 18, 2005 Cookie Monster in the Green Room (White House photo). Army Spc.

• Installing updates Jan 11, 2005

  Hello there. Ftrain is on a hiatus.

• Weekly Review: December 28, 2004 Dec 27, 2004

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , December 28, 2004 Weighing the soul, 1875. A suicide bomber set off a bomb at a mess tent on a U.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Dec 27, 2004
• Meats Nov 29, 2004

  Today Helena (this is not my girlfriend’s name, and I am going to change it every time I use it, in order to keep the cops at bay) and I saw a van that read: Flushing Meats, from Queens. In 6,000,000-pt type with a picture of a pig.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 22, 2004
• Weekly Review: November 23, 2004 Nov 22, 2004

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 23, 2004 White House photo. George W.

• Weekly Review: November 16, 2004 Nov 15, 2004

  [Weekly Review] Weekly Review Adjust by Paul Ford , November 16, 2004 A kinkajou, 1886. Nobel Prize winner Rahman Abdel-Raouf Arafat Al-Qudwa, better known as Yasir Arafat , died of unknown causes at a French military hospital.

• Weekly Review, by Paul Ford Nov 15, 2004
• Of Presidents and Ontologies Nov 2, 2004

  Of Presidents and Ontologies November 3, 2004 Paul Ford As I write this, the outcome of the elections in the United States it entirely uncertain. But, eventually, someone must win.

• Voting Story Oct 31, 2004

  I was talking with a good friend of mine about the weather. “Vote,” she said.

• Hal Lindsey Oracle Cartoons Oct 27, 2004
• History of a failed music project Oct 27, 2004
• It Can’t Happen Here Oct 27, 2004
• Puzzling Music Oct 27, 2004
• Asian Classical Music in MP3 Oct 27, 2004
• Woman’s bitchin’ Gimli costume Oct 27, 2004
• Death star costume Oct 27, 2004
• Documentaries about poor people and pentecostals Oct 27, 2004
• Russian Vonnegut Club not Succeeding Oct 27, 2004
• World Music MP3 Blog Oct 27, 2004
• Top 100 American Speeches Oct 27, 2004
• Christian Retail Oct 27, 2004

  “It looks like Santa puked.

• The Election Oct 26, 2004

  We’re going on 18 years now, give or take a few, 18 years of constant recriminations and condemnations, assassination attempts, and meaningless rallies. Both of the candidates look exhausted, gaunt.

• Stuck in the Senate Oct 12, 2004

  Stuck in the Senate October 13, 2004 Paul Ford Last month we created an RDF representation of the United States Senate , and this month I was going to do the same for the House of Representatives . But after looking closely at my Senate RDF, and thinking about the sort of queries I wanted to make of it, I realized that it's a mess.

• The Banana Junior 6000 Series Fully Portable Personal Computer Oct 3, 2004
• Gee-whiz awesome flashy whutwhut Oct 3, 2004
• Sex Tetris Oct 3, 2004

  Foam blocks for shenanigans. Careful, nekkid!

• Mechanical Pong Oct 3, 2004
• Edison recordings Oct 3, 2004
• Biro-web NY Diary Oct 3, 2004
• Birdwatchers Against Bush Oct 3, 2004

  Worth two in the Bush.

• Magical robot book machine Oct 3, 2004
• The pigs Oct 3, 2004

  I forgot to tell you--when I was down in Maryland helping my mother after the flood, a woman came by the house and told the story of her three caged pigs. These pigs were nearly carried away during the flood.

• Why Evangelical Christians Should Not Vote for Bush Sep 26, 2004

  Dear Evangelical Christians, As an atheist, and an avid fan of the Left Behind books, I am willing to consider every possibility. And one of the thing I’ve been considering lately is—maybe you’re right.

• Flood 2 Sep 20, 2004

  A second flood in two weeks brought five and a half feet of water and inches of thick river mud into my mother’s basement. So I came down to Maryland on Sunday.

• Sex Wiki Sep 16, 2004
• The Works of Lovecraft Sep 16, 2004
• Giuliani vs O’Malley Sep 16, 2004

  From more pleasant times: O’Malley and Giuliani face off over who’ll win the 2001 in a series of ads.

• Library Signs Sep 16, 2004

  “The FBI has not been here.

• Uncle Sam's Semantic Web Sep 14, 2004

  Uncle Sam's Semantic Web September 15, 2004 Paul Ford From the EPA to the Navy, the United States government is coming to see the Semantic Web as a solution to huge data-processing problems. XML.

• All The Memories I’ll Need Sep 13, 2004

  Here comes the flood.

• Amiga/Warhol Sep 13, 2004
• Google’s modest beginnings Sep 13, 2004
• Hundreds of Government-produced United States maps Sep 13, 2004

  Lots of pelican migration.

• The Presidential Prayer Team Sep 13, 2004
• The World’s Best Bathrooms Sep 13, 2004
• Google’s guide for gold-digging socialites Sep 7, 2004
• The History of the Chipmunks Sep 7, 2004
• Margaret Leng Tan on John Cage Sep 7, 2004
• Origin of the “Get a Brain, Morans” photo? Sep 7, 2004
• Fox develops creative writers Sep 7, 2004
• Cocktail Hour Sep 7, 2004

  You know that scene in Do the Right Thing where Mookie throws the trash can through the window? It’s like that, but for five straight minutes, in the dark, with molotov cocktails and a marching band, and over a dozen screaming people leaping on a flaming police car.

• Knob Goblins Sep 7, 2004

  Knob Goblins are cat toys that hang off a door. Someone should be fired, or promoted, at Great American Pet Co.

• Profile of Spongebob Squarepants Sep 7, 2004
• The Photo Diary of Hector, a Tiny Robot Whale Sep 6, 2004

  A very important story, told in pictures and headlines.

• Brokentype RNC roundup Sep 5, 2004

  The best write-up of the RNC you’ll find in any major or minor medium.

• Mandonna Sep 5, 2004

  Videos are worth watching.

• DivX videos of Amiga demos Sep 5, 2004

  “Demos” are animated works of art where pushing the limits of the computer you’re using is part of the art. This would be an ideal set of .

• Barney the White House Dog video Sep 5, 2004

  Why do they hate America?

• Viggo Mortensen runs his own press Sep 5, 2004

  ... and did a CD with Buckethead, dedicated to Chomsky.

• All the neighborhoods in NYC Sep 5, 2004
• Review of a drive-in church Sep 5, 2004
• A hosting provider for planet-wide applications Sep 5, 2004

  For those planning global domination.

• Space Moose creator Adam Thrasher’s new gig Sep 5, 2004

  I am ashamed that Space Moose made me laugh.

• Views of TK Sep 5, 2004

  A closer look at the creature.

• Crashing a Republican Party Sep 1, 2004

  Wandering into the Republican Governor’s Association event.

• The Banality of Google Aug 31, 2004

  Thoughts on the nature of search and the importance of corporate philosophy.

• Screenscraping the Senate Aug 31, 2004

  Screenscraping the Senate September 1, 2004 Paul Ford Note: In this inaugural article of Paul Ford's new column, Hacking Congress, he introduces his plan to create an RDF description of the U. S.

• Miscellaneous Blues and Oranges Aug 30, 2004

  Thoughts on learning a camera.

• The Civil Liberties Blimp Aug 30, 2004

  And in other news, “The camera on board the airship is so powerful that it can read the newspaper over your shoulder from 1,000 feet,” Bruce Renny of the Lightship Group said.

• WikiQuotes from Comedians Aug 30, 2004
• A collection of poetic posters from Tacoma Aug 30, 2004
• A Tour of the George W. Bush Presidential Library Aug 30, 2004

  I wrote this short piece for The Morning News , only to realize afterwards that others had done the same.

• Yet Another Aug 29, 2004

  As we walked north along 7th Ave, balloons in hand, a man wearing a smock popped out of a restaurant. “I wish I could come!

• A Tour of the George W. Bush Presidential Library Aug 29, 2004

  Now that you’ve signed your loyalty oath, let’s get started! Welcome to the George W.

• Gone Protestin' Aug 28, 2004

  In a few moments, I’m heading to the protest, the big one. After that I may wander up to Central Park to see what happens there.

• Choire Sicha quotes Aug 27, 2004

  You know how in those mystery books, they’re always telling you that the corpse was gay because of trauma to the anus? I love that shit.

• Orgone Box RNC protests in Brooklyn Aug 27, 2004

  Phew.

• Ancient Suck Slashdot Parody Aug 27, 2004

  I’m kind of glad that the Suck era of the Internet is dead.

• Schoenberg in MIDI Aug 27, 2004

  Rock the party.

• Daily News talks to insane man Aug 27, 2004

  About his love for the man McGreevey loves.

• Nightmares, illustrated Aug 27, 2004
• Photographs from the first gulf war Aug 27, 2004

  Excellent photos, 90% utterly insane comments written by morans (sic).

• Interview with Cathy Hannan Aug 27, 2004
• A Good Thing to Do Aug 26, 2004

  Posters in Manhattan.

• Misc. Dialogues Aug 23, 2004

  I was entering the York St. station at 10 tonight, and as I swiped my card through the turnstile, a young woman, standing next to her boyfriend, said something to me—I wasn’t sure what.

• Introduction Aug 10, 2004

  He had just turned 30, and now he was sitting up in bed, ebbing in and out of sleep after hitting snooze on the alarm. His dream had been remarkable.

• The Unhappy Town Aug 10, 2004
• A First Look at the Kowari Triplestore Jun 22, 2004

  A First Look at the Kowari Triplestore June 23, 2004 Paul Ford Kowari is an open-sourced (Mozilla Public License) triplestore optimized for RDF storage, created by Tucana Technologies , and written entirely in Java 1. 4.

• Gallivespians Jun 15, 2004

  Some thoughts on geekery.

• Northeast Corridor Jun 1, 2004

  Hospitals take the life right out of you. The huge sliding doors, the phalanx of clerks and guards, the waxed linoleum.

• WWW2004 Semantic Web Roundup May 25, 2004

  WWW2004 Semantic Web Roundup May 26, 2004 Paul Ford According to Tim Berners-Lee's WWW2004 keynote address , the Semantic Web is entering " phase II ", a time of "less constraint" when Semantic Web developers are encouraged to build upon the foundations of RDF and OWL to create working applications on both the server and the desktop. And while other topics were discussed at WWW2004, such as mixed markup and XForms , this was definitely the Semantic Web's moment in the sun, with academic and corporate presentations alike focusing on the uses of RDF, triple stores, and data sharing.

• Take the Downtown Train May 24, 2004

  In 1997, Ian Kerner was my supervisor at an ‘internet strategy’ firm that evaporated in the dot-com crash. I hadn’t heard from him in years, but a few months ago, I asked a mutual friend what Ian was up to.

• Berners-Lee Keeps WWW2004 Focused on Semantic Web May 19, 2004

  Berners-Lee Keeps WWW2004 Focused on Semantic Web May 20, 2004 Paul Ford New York City, May 19 -- A peculiar buzz is back in the halls of WWW2004 -- the mix of hubris and geek name dropping, cheap suits and over-eager handshakes that last prevailed in 2000. "I nearly invented the web," says a fellow with a large stack of promotional postcards advertising new social networking software.

• Prosebot Apr 29, 2004

  Off for a bit.

• Lost Habits Apr 26, 2004

  The seed of our futures.

• Voice Apr 25, 2004

  Learning to speak.

• Beautiful Ladies Apr 22, 2004

  Select images from our recent modeling shoot in Corfu.

• Shopping Apr 21, 2004

  A commercial expedition.

• SAP Ventures Apr 21, 2004

  Venture capital shenanigans.

• Mocoloco.com Apr 21, 2004

  Expensive pretty things for spoiled people.

• Fragments of the Doomsday Canticle Apr 21, 2004

  The Doomsday Canticle

• The Doomsday Canticle, Part II Apr 20, 2004

  Jack @ RhetoricalDevice has challenged Alex @ Logodrome, Alex @ Brokentype, and myself to write a Lovecraftian novel round-robin, called The Doomsday Canticle. This is the second installment; you can read the first installment on Jack’s site.

• Dawn over 9th St. Apr 19, 2004

  First the deep blue.

• The Society of the Spectacle Apr 18, 2004
• I Don’t Feel Well Apr 18, 2004
• The Thin Dark Boy Apr 18, 2004
• Brookings is Beautiful Apr 18, 2004

  God, that’s a nice-looking, well-organized website.

• The characters of Dickens Apr 18, 2004

  Hundreds of them.

• Outsourcing, Etc. Apr 18, 2004

  Considering the source of outsourcing.

• Famous Scientologists Past and Present Apr 16, 2004

  Leonard Cohen, Darby Crash, Neil Gaiman, Isaac Hayes, Chaka Khan, Juliette Lewis (and Brad Pitt when they were dating), Charles Manson, J. D.

• Panoramas Apr 16, 2004

  Piles and piles of Quicktime panoramic shots from around the globe. New York, Jerusalem, and Everest.

• Book detective Apr 16, 2004

  Someone make a movie.

• Finding Bartleby Apr 15, 2004

  A second take on the ideas put forth in .

• The Apple Icon Garden Apr 14, 2004
• Web justification woes Apr 14, 2004

  The problem is in the hyphens.

• Famous Scientologists past and present Apr 14, 2004

  Leonard Cohen, Darby Crash, Neil Gaiman, Isaac Hayes, Chaka Khan, Juliette Lewis (and Brad Pitt when they were dating), Charles Manson, J. D.

• Sweetly designed site Apr 14, 2004
• The world’s tallest virtual building Apr 14, 2004

  All floors not created equal.

• Another Puppet Show Apr 14, 2004

  Performing “the Gingerbread Man”

• Memory of the New Economy Apr 13, 2004

  Back when we were cool, and flush, and full of ourselves.

• Falluja Apr 13, 2004
• Fractals in Flash Apr 13, 2004
• Ornament and Cryptography Apr 13, 2004

  “My tenet of ornament is therefore its renewal through computational means, a method of bringing ornament back into the cultural vocabulary as a visual container for information. ” Serious consideration of design from Christian Marc Schmidt .

• The English in India Apr 13, 2004

  “The governors appointed by the Crown were powerless for good. The practical exercise of power was in the hands of the servants of a soulless corporation on the opposite side of the globe, whose predominant feeling was contempt for the people over whom they were placed.

• Gary Benchley: State of Train Apr 13, 2004

  Wayne Coyne: Now I’m going to ascend into heaven in a golden chariot, lifted by a huge flock of doves, and throw confetti over the chariot’s side.

• The Spy Apr 12, 2004

  Protecting myself, and others, from my own geek nature.

• Handy Javascript Weblog Apr 12, 2004
• DNA interactive Apr 12, 2004
• DNA from the beginning Apr 12, 2004
• Cyberkinetics, Inc. Apr 12, 2004

  “Turning thought into action.

• Tiny Brain Implants Apr 12, 2004

  Once there’s an emacs mode and Eclipse plugin for this, I’m down.

• Neologism Flagger Apr 12, 2004
• Pepsitilting Apr 11, 2004

  The Gray Album and carbonated soda.

• American Concentration Camps Apr 11, 2004
• National Emergency Apr 11, 2004
• Mark comes around to OpenOffice Apr 11, 2004

  Be one of us! Be one of us!

• Age of X Apr 8, 2004

  What time is it?

• Monster Island Apr 8, 2004

  A serialized New York City zombie apocalypse novel written by David Wellington, and explained by Alex at Brokentype.

• Monster Island: Chapter 1 Apr 8, 2004

  Read it, because it has zombies, and if 200 of you click through, I get to be a character in the novel, and possibly eaten.

• Monster Island: Chapter 2 Apr 8, 2004

  This is important to me.

• Monster Island: Chapter 3 Apr 8, 2004

  I want to be fictionally eaten by New York zombies.

• Monster Island: Chapter 4 Apr 8, 2004

  BRAINS! BRAINS!

• Hey! Rosecrans! Kottke! Apr 8, 2004

  Don’t you go taking this zombie link for your wildly popular sites and blowing my chances of being a character in this novel. This link is mine until I get 200 referers and am turned into a character in a zombie novel.

• Monster Island Apr 8, 2004

  Goddammit Rosecrans, back off. Everyone!

• Adorable Kitten Archive Apr 8, 2004

  Terabytes of Kittens! Playful and interactive.

• An Amusing Flash Movie Apr 8, 2004

  This flash movie is great. The way that it fades in and out and whatever.

• How to modify Quicktime movies with CSS Apr 7, 2004

  Yes! With CSS3 you can change the look of entire films by applying only a few tiny selector rules.

• Movable Type 4 Pre-release Download Apr 7, 2004

  With TypeKey integration and a robot that does your laundry, and total integration with everything ever, including the ability to natively blog from your brain just by thinking, until YOUR BRAIN IS EATEN BY ZOMBIES. Only available if you click that link.

• Anil Dash Microcontent Movable Type Upskirt Piks Flash Movie with Kittens and CSS Help Bookmarklet Apr 7, 2004

  Awesome upskirt shots of Anil working at Movable Type, releasing software, and going to business meetings where MENA TROTT HAS BECOME A ZOMBIE AND EATS HIS BRAIN.

• Okay. Apr 7, 2004
• Well, one more. Apr 7, 2004

  Okay. Done now.

• Interview Extension Apr 7, 2004

  Asked for a few words, I went on, and on.

• Regarding the Passivator Apr 6, 2004

  A response to a response.

• Roy Horn Catnip Doll Apr 6, 2004

  With picture of adorable kitten.

• PETA Timeline Apr 6, 2004

  Timeline of PETA projects: pro-beer campaign, Timothy McVeigh, etc.

• Movie Budgets Apr 6, 2004

  Scroll down for the worst failures. Donny Darko is one of the worst bombs ever.

• The Full Brice Taylor Story Apr 6, 2004

  Bob Hope’s mind controlled sex puppet; Henry Kissinger’s human filing system.

• Ethnomathematics Apr 6, 2004

  Not all numbers.

• Problems in Nauru Apr 6, 2004

  A serious axe to grind.

• Chinese Dog Farms Apr 4, 2004

  “A series of bloody puddles beneath a crossbeam affixed to a line of weeping willow trees.

• Wolf Nurses in India Apr 4, 2004

  “He still prefers raw flesh, and when a bullock dies and the skin is removed, he attacks and eats the body, in company with the village dogs.

• Balto the Sled Dog Apr 4, 2004
• Dog Island Apr 4, 2004

  Send your dog to Dog Island! With different islands for big, medium, and tiny dogs.

• Dog Island at Snopes Apr 4, 2004

  But if it was real...

• Index of Famous Dogs Apr 4, 2004

  All good boys and girls.

• List of Historical Dogs Apr 4, 2004

  A dog named Robot discovered the cave paintings at Lascaux.

• Dogs in Elk Apr 4, 2004

  Dogs living inside an elk, with followup.

• The New Guineau Singing Dogs Apr 4, 2004

  But no sound files.

• Miscellany Apr 3, 2004
• Code Apr 3, 2004
• The Semantic Web Apr 3, 2004
• Software Stories Apr 3, 2004
• Webs, Semantic and Otherwise Apr 3, 2004
• Bloggity Apr 3, 2004
• Life With Machines Apr 3, 2004
• Another Whining Progressive Apr 3, 2004
• Colorless Green Ideas Apr 3, 2004

  Essays on the use and abuse of language, & examples thereof.

• Semiautobiography Apr 3, 2004
• Commute Apr 2, 2004

  Morning events.

• Abbe’s Birthday Apr 1, 2004

  A night out on April 1.

• Project MassiveOffshoringClusterfuck Apr 1, 2004

  “I’d like to introduce you to Layne. She’s here to take Project MassiveOffshoringClusterfuck to the next level of massive offshore clusterfucking.

• RSS in Government Apr 1, 2004
• Hoaxes at Wikipedia Apr 1, 2004
• William Horace de Vere Cole Apr 1, 2004

  History’s greatest hoaxster.

• The Dreadnought Hoax of 1910 Apr 1, 2004

  “Virginia Woolf is the bearded figure on the far left.

• Amazon World Apr 1, 2004

  Amazing reviews.

• Goth fashion library Apr 1, 2004

  Take the corset quiz.

• ID cards for conservatives Apr 1, 2004

  Blah.

• Putin with his shirt off Apr 1, 2004

  Finally.

• Hoax site for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Apr 1, 2004

  Marketing, but it’s fun.

• Found at Starbucks... Mar 31, 2004

  ... Rumsfeld’s talking points: “Everything we say is always true.

• Excerpt from “Jubilate Agno” Mar 30, 2004

  The great cat poem of Christopher Smart, written while insane. “For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.

• Tiny Apps for PC Mar 30, 2004

  An appreciative collection of small, elegant PC applications.

• Hydra is a 3D XML Viewer Mar 30, 2004

  Now you’re cruising in STANDARDS-COMPLIANT CYBERSPACE.

• Hyperworlds Mar 30, 2004

  Website of a Xanalogical true believer.

• APN Records Mar 30, 2004

  “The era of selling reproducible content is dead.

• Discussion of the TeX hyphenation algorithm Mar 30, 2004

  Just beautiful code--not actually by Knuth, but by Liang.

• Copy Massage Mar 30, 2004

  A young copy editor explains things.

• News Designer Mar 30, 2004

  Newpaper layout and front page approaches examined in detail.

• The People in my Neighborhood Mar 30, 2004

  Danny Gregory draws Williamsburg blind.

• Don Delillo in Gnooks Mar 30, 2004

  People who like Don Delillo might also like these writers. But they might hate touchgraphs.

• Analysis Paralysis Mar 30, 2004

  “Analysis Paralysis is a term given to the situation where a team of otherwise intelligent and well-meaning analysts enter into a phase of analysis that only ends when the project is cancelled.

• Restaurant Review Ire Mar 30, 2004

  “A spoon? A fucking spoon?

• Shaolin Monks in Politics Mar 30, 2004

  Ninja fever!

• The Law Mar 29, 2004

  In honor of ancient Internet tradition, pictures of my cat.

• Spongebob in blackface Mar 28, 2004

  A Pantone tragedy.

• Trapped by unded, need help Mar 28, 2004

  The blog of two men trying to survive zombie attacks. “That’s not very funny.

• The Trial Mar 28, 2004

  A remarkable short photo-story in 4 panels.

• Involuntary parks Mar 28, 2004

  To create a nature preserve, plant landmines.

• Genetic Sexual Attraction Mar 28, 2004

  Long-lost sons, daughters, and siblings turn each other on. “One male talked of his need to be sexual with his brother but, not being homosexual, they shared a woman.

• F Train Spotting Mar 28, 2004

  The F train illustrated by Danny Gregory.

• The Ly Detector Mar 26, 2004

  Flag nefarious adverbs!

• Guide to Grammar and Writing Mar 26, 2004

  Exhaustive, topic-organized grammar guide.

• The Passive Voice Mar 26, 2004

  A lengthy and detailed explanation of the passive voice in English speech.

• The Passivator Mar 26, 2004

  A passive verb and adverb flagger for Mozilla-derived browsers, Safari, and Opera 7.5, with caveats. NOTE! NOTE! FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY--DOES NOT REPLACE REAL GRAMMAR KNOWLEDGE.

• Nanniebot breakdown Mar 24, 2004

  Nanniebot - a chatbot designed to catch pedophiles, and it apparently passes the Turing test. Nanniebot’s creator - a holocaust denier, but please note also a pet lover .

• How I Learned to Swim Mar 22, 2004

  Part I It was a storm that pushed me back in. I took swimming classes at the Community Center in 1980, in the summer, when I was six.

• March March Mar 19, 2004

  Images from an anti-war (and a bit of anti-everything) protest, 20 March 2004.

• Heffalumps/Too much TotT Mar 18, 2004

  The elephants on their way through the tunnel.

• Commentary: Obsolescence, the Killer App Mar 15, 2004

  For decades, U.S. manufacturing firms have moved factory jobs overseas. Now technology jobs are being sent overseas too. Commentator Paul Ford is struck by the irony that the system built by programmers is the very mechanism that allows these jobs to move overseas.

• The Passion of 1870 Mar 15, 2004

  Reactions to the passion play of Obbergamerau in 1870, at the outset of the Franco-Prussian war.

• Blimp Mar 15, 2004

  A massive mind-control orbital laser blimp, from the defence agency that brought you the Internet.

• The Majority Leader Mar 15, 2004

  A poem by my father, on Counterpunch.

• Kibitzing with Kerry Mar 15, 2004

  Loves nature, Harley.

• Passion opens firehose of horseshit Mar 15, 2004

  NBC orders a pilot for “a new series about a nun and a skeptical scientist who begin to believe in the Bible as the events of Armageddon begin to happen.

• Wikis can’t resolve arguments Mar 15, 2004

  “Which brings me to my next point: Wikis work because they don’t have a final state.

• The Slashdot Trolling Phenomenon Mar 15, 2004

  “A link to the original image of the penis bird is given below.

• Heavy metal umlaut Mar 15, 2004

  Behind the dots.

• Shock Sites Mar 15, 2004

  Goatse. cx and other foul sites.

• John Sayles and Roger Corman Mar 15, 2004

  Sayles wrote Alligator and Piranha?

• List of fictional characters Mar 15, 2004

  Yog Sogoth, Zorglub, and Buu.

• Unnamed foreigners! Mar 15, 2004

  “I noticed recently that Senator Kerry has been making some observations about foreign policy,” Mr. Cheney said a moment later.

• The Landlord Mar 6, 2004

  Marta’s landlord was always checking on something. He wore expensive white shirts, pressed slacks, and sneakers.

• Sleepless Mar 1, 2004

  See also: The Passion of the Christ: Blooper Reel at The Morning News . The creature perches upon the bed, orange stripes and yellow eyes.

• The Passion of the Christ: Blooper Reel Mar 1, 2004

  (Translated from Aramaic and Latin) Pontius Pilate (Hristo Shopov) stands with the scourged and thorn-crowned Jesus (James Caviezel) before a throng of Jews, all of whom shout for Christ’s crucifixion. Pilate has a bowl of water brought to him so he can ‘wash his hands’ of Christ’s condemnation.

• The Board Feb 26, 2004

  Radio days.

• See Also... Feb 23, 2004

  See: Interview with Paul Ford at Gothamist . I strongly encourage you to let loose hell’s fury upon me in the comment boards.

• Diamonds Aren’t Forever Feb 22, 2004

  On Friday February 20th, 2004 the MTA is retiring the Q Diamond train after more than 20 solid years of service, to make way for ‘progress’ and ‘faster trains’ over the newly restored express tracks on the Manhattan Bridge. Well, we aren’t letting the Q Diamond disappear without a party honoring its awesome service.

• Meow Feb 18, 2004

  Paws to reflect.

• Big Reading Thingamajig With Folks Feb 10, 2004

  Get there early.

• Lists Jan 31, 2004

  A small selection of hundreds of lists from Wikipedia.

• The King of the Pigeons Jan 29, 2004

  A note from the future Emperor of New York City.

• Passing Softly Jan 27, 2004

  The F train in motion.

• Three Gates Jan 26, 2004

  Reading the story of Empress Theodora.

• In The Margins of The Past Jan 26, 2004

  Marginalia in the manuscripts of the Vatican library, some by Petrarch.

• Israeli Rabbis Hope to Search Vatican Jan 26, 2004

  Israel’s chief rabbis, who will meet the pope Friday, said they hope to get permission to search Vatican storerooms for artifacts such as the huge golden menorah that stood in the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem 2,000 years ago.

• Working for the Man Jan 25, 2004

  A scenario.

• 4701 Jan 24, 2004

  Dragons and Jesuits for Chinese New Years.

• The Idiotarod Jan 23, 2004

  I want to set a story in Union Square Park, and so I went there to pace the park’s boundaries and observe its statues. Suddenly, a group of men ran up, all in black, four of them tethered together to a shopping cart, one behind pushing the card, and yelled “timekeeper!

• Labor Abstract Jan 22, 2004

  Some thoughts on outsourcing.

• Copernican Politics Jan 20, 2004

  PowerPoint Politics.

• Class Jan 18, 2004

  How the other 0.1% lives.

• A Rap Beef in Israel Jan 16, 2004

  “The lyrics are we should never be divided again, only together will we survive and maintain Israel. What is so wrong with that?

• Smith St. Between Nelson and Huntington Jan 15, 2004

  No one lives on this block. It is empty of all but passing life.

• Smith St. Between 9th and Nelson Jan 15, 2004

  Here you will find a few brownstones, and across the street, some sort of red-painted brick structure which belongs to the concrete factory, and some trash lids chained to a wall so that they will never escape. All night the cans strain at their chains, for a freedom that will never be theirs.

• Rejected Political Cartoons Jan 14, 2004

  Sans cartoon.

• My First Voodoo Curse Jan 14, 2004

  As I was considering that things were only likely to get worse, I remembered then that I had, in my little red backpack, a decommissioned Second World War hand grenade; the kind that looks like a big metal pineapple.

• Ad Banner Jan 14, 2004

  Given this context, one might ask whether economics approves of advertising? Since the primary concern of economics is efficient allocation of scarce resources, the question should be restated as follows: does advertising promote efficiency?

• The Sissy Gaze in American Cinema Jan 14, 2004
• Why I don’t like RDF Jan 14, 2004

  Simon St. Laurent delivers an accurate list of the problems with RDF, many of which are truly crazy-making (and which many people implementing RDF-like solutions, including me, continually hack around, coming up with custom XML schemas so that they might leverage hierarchy and do basic transformations).

• Images of Hamlet Jan 13, 2004

  In his many forms.

• At Night Jan 13, 2004

  For now I see the universe outspread Within my vision, as with close-shut lids One may read clear the history of the dead And stand with Pharaohs by the Pyramids, Or sit within some rare Athenian home; Yes, as the words and deeds of men are brought Into the widening circle of my thought, The stars grow real to me like deathless Rome.

• Bumper Stickers Jan 13, 2004

  ... and Howard Dean, violence, and orcs.

• Tufte vs. Bloom 2 Jan 12, 2004

  The personal desire for maps of literature.

• Interlude: Victim Jan 11, 2004

  Getting some tail.

• Tufte vs. Bloom Jan 11, 2004

  Thoughts on the work of Franco Moretti.

• Tufte vs. Bloom 1 Jan 10, 2004

  Moretti’s work in a broad context.

• Laundromat Jan 9, 2004

  Considering the spin cycle.

• Copy Jan 8, 2004

  An apology.

• Knowing Your Era Jan 7, 2004

  It would be nice to know.

• The Soldiers at Smith & 9th St Jan 6, 2004

  in an edited form The sign at my subway stop said “by using this station you consent to appear in a film. ” On the platform, I found actors in camouflage, holding fake guns, in stone-faced formation.

• The Pencil, the Monkeys Jan 5, 2004

  A late night, last-ditch story.

• Empire State Jan 4, 2004

  A tentative step in a singular direction.

• Predictions Jan 2, 2004

  An old man came up to me; it was 1AM & I was waiting for a bus. “Hey,” he said.

• Santas Dec 13, 2003

  A throng of drunken Santas, rampaging.

• A New Website for Harper’s Magazine Nov 30, 2003

  On December 1, 2003, a new website for Harper’s Magazine launched at Harpers. org .

• Medium of Exchange (Revised) Nov 24, 2003

  “I tried once to imagine the path that a dollar takes when it leaves my wallet, when I buy a can of soup.”

• Losesome, Lonesome Nov 17, 2003

  Q: Maybe we could have a threesome? A: Maybe you could have a onesome.

• The Chinese Cats Nov 16, 2003

  Recalling a friend, finding her identity in her early 20s.

• Themes and metaphors in the semantic web discussion Nov 15, 2003

  Peter Van Dijck does a wonderful job breaking down the argument over the Semantic Web that took place last week, cartoon-style. I (Paul) am represented by a picture from 1999 taken with several plastic bags stuffed in my mouth (c.

• Scott David Herman Nov 11, 2003

  Scott David Herman’s site, a portal for his many projects, is chock marvelous.

• No topless pictures of Jessica Lynch Nov 11, 2003

  It turns out that Hustler magazine will not run tit-shots of sort-of-POW Jessica Lynch after all, which means that the American press, instead of lamenting over the exposure of Jessica’s pert little nipples as an awful symbol of our lost national innocence in an insolent, amoral age, will actually have to cover the war in Iraq. Q: What do you call masturbating to naked Jessica Lynch pictures?

• A Response to Clay Shirky’s “The Semantic Web, Syllogism, and Worldview” Nov 9, 2003

  Clay Shirky, a well-regarded thinker on the social and economic effects of Internet technologies, has published an essay called “The Semantic Web, Syllogism, and Worldview,” a critical appraisal of the semantic web which claims, in essence, that the Semantic Web is a technological pipe dream: an over-specified solution in search of a problem. As someone who has spent long hours attempting to fathom the standards which define the Semantic Web (see and ), I can empathize with Shirky’s frustration, particularly his frustration with the more lofty of the Semantic Web evangelist’s claims.

• Jill Nov 5, 2003

  A conversation after some events.

• The Beard and Moustache Contest Nov 4, 2003

  So amazing, so beautiful.

• Jack Rusher’s Triple Store Nov 4, 2003

  “A random triple can be retrieved, on a cold cache, in around sixty milliseconds. Organic workloads perform very well because the system attempts to place data together on disk so that, for instance, the string table for OWL Lite can be stored in one data page that is kept in cache by frequent accesses.

• The XML Book Business Nov 4, 2003

  ... is in trouble.

• Wayne Coyne’s Philosophy Nov 4, 2003

  I think the Flaming Lips are proof that without skill, talent, money and good recording gear, you can make good records. Shadow animals aren’t as easy to do as they look.

• Memex Simulator Nov 3, 2003

  Hypertext like Vannevar Bush wanted it: a MacOSX Memex simulator.

• Chemical Plants Nov 3, 2003

  Memories of the chemicals of childhood.

• Rx4RDF Nov 3, 2003

  “Rx4RDF is a specification and reference implementation for querying, transforming and updating W3C’s RDF by specifying a deterministic mapping of the RDF model to the XML data model defined by XPath. ” All in Python—shows some truly nice thinking.

• The Flood Nov 2, 2003

  There is a huge flood right here in my neighborhood, and it’s about to come up to my door. It’s already up the second floor, and I’m on the third.

• The Media History Project Timeline Nov 2, 2003

  So much media, so much time. A chronology of media, from cave paintings to weblogs.

• Masthead Nov 2, 2003

  Publisher Paul Ford ford@ftrain. com Managing Editor Paul Ford ford@ftrain.

• How I Thank Them Oct 29, 2003

  A young woman is trapped by her drunken father. An absolutely outstanding piece of writing.

• Flash Oct 27, 2003

  It was so simple to execute, and for such great results. First, a definition: Flash mob — a work of situationist art whereby individuals communicate over the Internet in order to come together as a group without warning, perform some random, pre-defined action intended to disrupt and confuse the people nearby, and then disperse.

• How to Put a Finger on Motherhood Oct 27, 2003

  “Look at this baby! ” she broadcast through her snide remarks.

• Letter Oct 26, 2003

  A letter to the president regarding the Philippine war.

• DVD Player Oct 26, 2003

  Buying a thing, and what it gets me.

• Easy Way Out Oct 22, 2003

  Elliott Smith, and stories about music, and false connections.

• Seppuku: Practical Guide Oct 22, 2003

  A loose kimono should be worn. As soon as the Sambo tray with the knife is placed before you, allow the kimono to fall open, reach forward, pull the tray toward you, pick up the knife and cut from left to right.

• Scaling the Heights of Celebrity Oct 22, 2003
• The Smile Oct 19, 2003

  She looks out the window, wearing a T-shirt with holes chewed into the collar, nervously stroking her nose. What can I say to her?

• Venture Capital Failures Oct 16, 2003

  “Bessemer Venture Partners is perhaps the nation’s oldest venture capital firm, carrying on an unbroken practice of venture capital investing that stretches back to 1911. This long and storied history has afforded our firm an unparalleled number of opportunities to completely screw up.

• Chinatown and Back Oct 9, 2003

  The parade! The perspective! The joy!

• Obsessively Tracking Down Jeff Mangum Oct 9, 2003

  Journalist tries to track down the man behind Neutral Milk Hotel . Mangum doesn’t want to hear about it, wants to be left alone, and the author says: “He’s wrong, of course.

• All The Brands Names I Can See While Typing Without Turning My Head or Moving My Eyes Oct 8, 2003

  Iiyama Monitor . Gateway Laptop .

• Joke Oct 8, 2003

  Where does Björk live? Njörk.

• Intercourse Oct 8, 2003

  Finding a penny, my friend held it up to the light, and said, “Make a wish. ” “I wish that I could keep that penny forever, and it would always be shiny.

• A tenuous connection to me Oct 8, 2003

  A strong, straightforward piece of writing about looking for your biological parents: “I was proof of something ugly to him, maybe the same way the divorce was proof of something ugly. But he didn’t want to talk about that.

• Orrin Hatch, Who Pisses on the Constitution to Help His Friends, Shitty Musician, Worse Politician Oct 8, 2003

  Orrin Hatch wants to change the constitution so Schwarzenegger can be president. Related: Heal Our Land , the 7th album by Orrin Hatch and Janice Kapp Perry.

• Schwarzenegger, Rimmer Oct 8, 2003

  She said [Schwarzenegger] then whispered in her ear: “Have you ever had a man slide his tongue in your [anus]?

• Schwarzenegger Anecdotes Oct 8, 2003

  Fun Schwarzenegger anecdotes, including the time he smashed pie into a 12-year-old girl’s face.

• Schwarzenegger, Lover Oct 8, 2003

  Tell-all on Schwarzenegger, the gubernatorial lothario with a pig-valve heart. Say it with me: “eating is not cheating.

• Progress Sep 28, 2003

  From there to here, then to now.

• Marking Up Bureaucracy Sep 23, 2003

  Marking Up Bureaucracy September 24, 2003 Paul Ford If there is a perfect user of XML, it's the huge, sprawling United States government. With thousands of diverse offices, from the Navy to National Park Service, each federal agency routinely exchanges gigabytes-worths of documents and data with other offices, businesses, and citizens.

• Medium of Exchange Sep 16, 2003

  Layers of language and millions of dollars, all confounded, all tied together.

• The Morning News party, September 20, 2003 Sep 16, 2003

  At the Royal Oak, 594 Union Avenue, Brooklyn NY. Buy me a drink.

• Concession Stand Sep 14, 2003

  Paul: I used to go to this movie theater operated by a dyslexic. Scott: And he would put the times up all backwards?

• Accordion Time Sep 14, 2003

  Time folds and unfolds in the rhythm of heartbearts, which leads to a theory.

• Review Sep 10, 2003

  Looking at it two years out.

• Planespotting Sep 8, 2003

  Refractions on flying.

• Talking With Mom Sep 4, 2003

  Funerals, free meals, and nagging.

• An Interview with Steve Burns from Entertainment Weekly Sep 4, 2003

  Any more kid stuff in your future? My best friend Paul Ford and I are working on a rock opera for children about a squirrel and a rat who become friends.

• Justin Timberlake Live at Roseland Ballroom, NYC, 8/29/03 Sep 3, 2003

  A review of a Justin Timberlake show by Anil Dash. Dash Knows Pop, and the review is as much about marketing as it is about musicianship and stagecraft.

• June-August, 1994 Sep 3, 2003

  A long summer in upstate New York.

• Processing Processing Sep 1, 2003

  Late night thoughts on little computer languages, the web as a form, and my own ignorance.

• Experiments in Processing Sep 1, 2003

  Exploring the small computer language Processing.

• Red Rotator Aug 31, 2003

  Left, right, up, down, click.

• Pat Freestone’s Love Life Aug 28, 2003

  “Another perfectly good relationship destroyed by a hole in the rubber. “I’m assuming it was a hole—if not a complete rupture—in one of the methamphetamine-filled balloons resting somewhere in my colon that allowed a hefty bump of speed to seep out into my bloodstream at the most inopportune time and give old Pat Freestone a wakeup call from the front desk of the Heartbreak Hotel.

• I Have a Dream Aug 27, 2003

  In the intervening years, this speech has been reinterpreted and co-opted by: those who would make King into a good negro, forgetting his uncomfortable, “Why We Can’t Wait” radicalism; those who would make King into an Uncle Tom, claiming that he didn’t go far enough, that his non-violence can be equated with weakness; those who would throw the first stone, and use his philandering as a convenient reason to dismiss his nights and days of work, his jail time, his constant labor; and those who take pleasure in the rhetorical grace of the speech, but ignore its native substance, and sample the speech for pop songs, layer it into montages, or use it in television commercials. None of this co-opting changes the fact that the speech is one of the few excellent pieces of exhortatory, visionary rhetoric ever written, and certainly the last great city-on-the-hill vision of America that we’ve received—written by a man who lived under segregation in the old, bad south. 40 years to the day later, the vision is far from realized. But at least it’s a lighthouse towards which to steer.

• Square/Sphere/Static Aug 26, 2003

  Left, right, up, down, click.

• A Visit to the Asylum for Aged and Decayed Punsters Aug 25, 2003

  One of the most agonizing pieces of prose ever written, and a warning to all who would use puns.

• John Jones’ Monument Aug 24, 2003

  With $50,000 over the course of his life, what did John Jones accomplish?

• Give the Country the Facts Aug 21, 2003

  The country is tired of the Philippine War. It would like to close the account.

• New Discoveries in Acoustics. Aug 20, 2003

  A description of the Pyrophone, an early sound synthesizer utilizing tubes and fire.

• Looking for Something Stable Aug 19, 2003

  What we talk about when we talk about fetishes.

• The Moral Character of the Monkey Aug 18, 2003

  Monkeys are ungrateful creatures, but can be caught with pitch-lined gloves. They like to ride pigs. A monkey will unfold all your papers and scatter them about the room.

• New York’s Sixth Borough: Rikers Island Aug 18, 2003

  “Rikers is a massive secret waystation in the midst of the towering Gotham of wealth and privilege.

• The First Honest Gay Personal Ad Aug 18, 2003

  “If we actually become boyfriends, my anarcho-feminist mega-lesbian mom will fly in from Oakland and rip your politics apart until you’re crying on the floor like Trent Lott at Farrakhan’s house. ” Choire Sicha makes me wish I wasn’t straight, except I’d be a big fat bear and more or less totally unlaid in NYC.

• Telescope Aug 17, 2003

  Seeing with prose, and letting the cat out of the box.

• As Brooklyn Slowly Drunkened Aug 14, 2003

  The blackout of 2003.

• How They Telegraph Chinese Aug 13, 2003

  How did they telegraph Chinese? The managers of the China Submarine Telegraph Company have solved the somewhat difficult problem of how to transmit telegraphic messages in Chinese.

• Pilgrimage to the Holy Land Aug 12, 2003

  Gustavus Adolphus, late king of Sweden, plans a trip to Palestine, and requests international compatriots.

• Sadness After the Condiment War Aug 12, 2003

  The cost of war is very high.

• Dust Mites Gone Wild! Aug 11, 2003

  News about an album release. It is a good album.

• A New Technology for Emergent Democracy Aug 11, 2003

  Nova Spivack proposes a collaborative group-thinking system, like a community-driven version of flash mobs: “Members of ThePeople. net agree to give 15 minutes of their time each week to do whatever ThePeople.

• The Condiment War Aug 10, 2003

  The catsup’s red glare, cabbage bursting in air.

• Web Pidgin Aug 6, 2003

  Standards and schemas, pidgins and islands.

• Antlers Aug 6, 2003

  We were driving through West Virginia, a little numbed by the road. So we stopped at a resort, and we Paul Ford sat below chandeliers—6 of them at least—made of interlocked antlers.

• The Ftrain Sitekit Jul 20, 2003

  Spinning the plates.

• Shameful Pedantic Pettiness Jul 3, 2003

  Sometimes I can’t help myself.

• Neutral Weblog Hotel Jun 22, 2003

  I rarely discuss weblog-world stuff here, since Ftrain is not a proper weblog, for reasons I don’t want to explain now, and the word “blog” gives me hives. But still: There is a concerted effort underway by a group of the well-informed and enthused individuals to create a common, standard format for “ weblog syndication, archiving, and editing .

• Software Story Jun 15, 2003

  Visions of Photoshop, visions of PowerPoint.

• We really don’t want to lose you, but we think you ought to go Jun 12, 2003

  ”And the reason? Much as it pains a feminist such as myself to say so, Beckham has been grotesquely, massively, pussy-whipped by his talentless, ambition-hound of a wife.

• Bruce Cockburn - Albums - You’ve Never Seen Everything (2003) Jun 12, 2003

  What a weird coincidence that the non-North-American distribution cover of the album would find and use the same 1"x1” piece of clip art at the top right corner of a back page of a German encyclopedia republished by Dover.

• Frequently Asked Questions Jun 10, 2003

  What is she? A lady An easy lover The one So unusual A black magic woman So heavy Always a woman to me What has she got?

• I Met a Woman at a Bar Jun 9, 2003

  A friend insisted I come out despite my absolute non-desire to go out on a Sunday night, and a pile of work remaining at home. I showed up in sartorial shame, jeans and a button shirt, hair sticking up, full of self-hatred.

• My Ethnic Identity Jun 9, 2003

  A short story.

• Nice Cup of Tea and A Sit Down Jun 8, 2003

  This community site discusses, primarily, biscuits. Its mission statement in entirety: “Well I think we should all sit down and have a nice cup of tea, and some biscuits, nice ones mind you.

• Advertisement Jun 2, 2003

  From Scientific American Magazine, 27 November, 1869, p. 352.

• Only the Dead Jun 1, 2003

  Only a handful were there this afternoon, in the light rain and strong wind. Among Green-Wood’s nearly 600,000 dead are Currier, Ives, and Basquiat; mobster Albert Anastasio and Governor Dewitt Clinton; Horace Greeley and Boss Tweed.

• Plushie Forest May 26, 2003

  Remarkable animals.

• The Dominion May 26, 2003

  Great-looking lefty Canadian paper edited by Dru Oja Jay.

• What Were They Thinking? May 25, 2003

  Gkronuk, River God: Wasn’t really thinking, actually. Esseltaub, Forest Spirit: That I should never have given that woodchopper three wishes.

• Alex Golub May 25, 2003

  Read the intro, then LOOK at that picture.

• Taxidermy Postulate May 24, 2003

  ...the sweetness of the morning fox.

• Extreme Ironing May 21, 2003

  Only for truly hardcore ironers.

• Doctorate May 20, 2003

  A trip to Pittsburgh.

• Hugo May 16, 2003

  A verdant green, with weimeraners.

• The Veblenite: Thorsten Veblen. Writings - Startpage May 15, 2003

  A veritable orgy of high-quality Veblen.

• Like Ezra Said May 14, 2003

  Notes from the night out.

• The Mechanical End May 14, 2003

  Calling it a day in the information age.

• Spending May 13, 2003

  Why I don’t have a name.

• Shaving the Eyebrows May 12, 2003

  A version of this piece was originally broadcast by NPR on the 12 May 2003 edition of NPR’s All Things Considered . It can be heard on their web site via RealAudio or Windows Media Player (the link is about halfway down the page).

• My friend the Arb May 10, 2003

  Notes from the hypertext sweatlodge.

• Is You Wicked? May 7, 2003

  Ali G takes on Baker, Scowcroft, and others.

• Opportunities to Learn May 6, 2003

  There will be a test on this, later.

• Until the Water Boils May 6, 2003

  ...something you do with cloth and paper.

• Berkeley DB XML: An Embedded XML Database May 6, 2003

  Berkeley DB XML: An Embedded XML Database May 7, 2003 Paul Ford Berkeley DB XML is an open source, embedded XML database created by Sleepycat Software . It's built on top of Berkeley DB , a "key-value" database which provides record storage and transaction management.

• Uraniborg May 6, 2003

  Tycho Brahe’s legendary observatory, with blueprints.

• The Payoff May 5, 2003

  A word on astronomy.

• The Monkey on Lafayette Street May 4, 2003

  Are they any other sightings to corroborate this story?

• Clean Paths May 1, 2003

  Watching, walking, in Prospect Park, under the airplanes.

• Elevator Apr 29, 2003

  Making a terrible noise.

• Missed Connections Apr 28, 2003

  Ftrain, 6:30 PM, between 23rd St. and Smith and 9th St.

• A Spell to free oneself from Excessive Computer Enchantment Apr 28, 2003

  Majickal rebooting.

• Letter-by-Letter Word Games FAQ Apr 28, 2003

  Impressive list of word-guessing games (i. e.

• Library of Congress Overseas Offices Apr 25, 2003

  “Since 1962 the Library of Congress has maintained offices abroad to acquire, catalog, preserve, and distribute library and research materials from countries where such materials are essentially unavailable through conventional acquisitions methods.

• Selected Remarks from the House of Representatives Apr 23, 2003

  Repeal the Cork Tariff!; Visa the beloved snoop; the Museum of Dentistry heals America; Palestinians should be nonviolent.

• Letter to Senator Santorum Apr 22, 2003

  Oh, Senator Santorum, why do you say those things?

• Horse in Albuquerque, New Mexico Apr 22, 2003
• Letters to American Political Institutions Apr 22, 2003

  With replies, if I ever receive more than a form letter in return.

• Gargoyle in Albuquerque, New Mexico Apr 22, 2003
• All the prosperity in China Apr 21, 2003

  While the Western economies move ever slower, China hits 9% growth annually.

• States, Facing Budget Shortfalls, Cut the Major and the Mundane Apr 21, 2003

  Ugly news for state spending, especially in the face of tax cuts.

• Vacuuming the Lungs Apr 21, 2003

  How to breathe deeply when you’re nervous.

• Man bites dog Apr 21, 2003

  Had to happen.

• XML Pipeline Definition Language Version 1.0 Apr 21, 2003

  Great Caesar’s ghost, a new standard--and from the World Wide Web Consortium! This one is XML related and pretty good; it doesn’t really touch webloggers, so there won’t be the moronic hooting there was over RSS, but it does actually gets in the same territory as Cocoon and Ant, that is, the definition of series of transformations of XML documents into other documents using a set of rules.

• Parking Lot in Santa Fe, New Mexico Apr 20, 2003
• Four Letters to the United States Apr 20, 2003

  Correspondence with government institutions of the United States regarding different ways they could use RSS to increase awareness of various government actions.

• Letter to the White House Apr 20, 2003

  Regarding RSS feeds. Submitted via form 21 April, 2003.

• Letter to the Supreme Court Apr 20, 2003

  Regarding RSS feeds. Submitted via email 21 April, 2003.

• Letter to the Senate Apr 20, 2003

  Regarding RSS feeds. Submitted via email 21 April, 2003.

• Letter to the House of Representatives Apr 20, 2003

  Regarding RSS feeds. Submitted via email 21 April, 2003.

• Drawbridge Apr 18, 2003

  Raising, lowering, somewhere in Florida.

• Brokentype Apr 18, 2003

  Alex continues to shine brightly, weighing in on the potential cuts in the NYC zoo funding: “Have you ever seen an Orangutan begging for money on a subway platform, soaked in its own urine? Have you watched the mighty gazelle hustling for tricks under the 59th street Bridge?

• Moments of Weakness Apr 17, 2003

  A tiny, ad hoc catalogue of guilty pleasures and poor judgement.

• DJBorg Apr 16, 2003

  In Python, runs on Windows: “DJBorg turns your MP3 playlist into a personalized radio station, adding randomly-generated DJ banter between tracks. Song information (based on ID3 tags), news, weather, and headlines are announced via a text-to-speech engine.

• A Remedy Will Be Long in Coming Apr 16, 2003

  Not for a while; it will be so much work.

• Still missing Apr 16, 2003

  Solid editorial about media coverage of the Laci Peterson case, from the reporter’s POV.

• Fuzz Acid & Flowers Apr 16, 2003

  An “extensive guide to U. S.

• Dana Gioia’s Rhyme and Reasoning Apr 15, 2003

  Not very revealing, but still engaging profile of NEA-chair Dana Gioia.

• In Broken Baghdad, Photo Negatives (washingtonpost.com) Apr 15, 2003

  The meaning of images of war, of a looted museum and an armless boy.

• Terrible Tales Apr 15, 2003

  The collected works of Timmy and Jenny, including the compact, elegantly told “No more p-p bathes tonight! ,” the dark and revealing “Someone Called the Cops,” the remarkable, uplifting, and joyful “It takes a steady hand,” and the newly released, potently surreal drama of childhood choices, “Horse of Darkness.

• Obstacle Course Apr 15, 2003

  A well-considered article by Kate Guay, a friend of this site, on the representation of the handicapped in Canadian media.

• Space Shuttle Apr 14, 2003
• Waiting for the Train at 23rd St. Apr 14, 2003

  And what happened.

• Machinery Apr 12, 2003
• The Most Dangerous President Ever Apr 11, 2003

  That George W. Bush is trouble, man.

• Sea Apr 11, 2003
• Team Techno Apr 11, 2003

  Not war related: Team Techno (“we chose the name because it was the most annoying possible thing we could come up with”) has an album online in the handy MP3 format. Newark, Delaware has never sounded so good.

• You can only read this if you’re in Australia! Apr 11, 2003

  Texts with expired Australian copyrights, but illegal to read, in this public domain form in the U. S.

• Iraqis not all that excited about the statue Apr 11, 2003

  Unfortunately, it looks suspiciously like a big photo-op.

• Frequently Asked Questions Apr 10, 2003

  Notes from a cold morning in Brooklyn.

• Ftrain.com Editorial Policy Apr 10, 2003

  Regarding emails and letters.

• Kingfish Apr 10, 2003
• Melting in the Dark Apr 10, 2003

  Rhetoric - and rational argument - as a past art.

• Accordion Time, Liquid Time Apr 9, 2003

  Travel in machines is always a miracle; ask any dog who sticks his head out a window.

• Sunshine State Apr 9, 2003

  Words and Images from Florida

• Pelican Apr 9, 2003
• Florida Images Apr 9, 2003
• An Interview With the Dolphin Apr 7, 2003

  Takoma is one of the U. S.

• Mike K Responds to Rachel Lange Apr 3, 2003

  Mike K writes in with some concerns about Rachel’s essay--a good representative email from some of the people who weren’t sure whether to believe her or not.

• Rachel Lange’s response to Mike K Apr 3, 2003

  Rachel replies to concerns about her story.

• Rachel Summarizes Apr 2, 2003

  The end result, until the hearing.

• Chad Thornton Replies to Rachel Lange Apr 2, 2003

  Chad Thornton writes in in to show support, and emails the city of Pittsburgh.

• Scott, Paul, and Takoma the Dolphin Mar 31, 2003

  A dialogue.

• Responses to Rachel’s Letter Mar 31, 2003

  Two of the responses to Rachel’s email.

• Pittsburgh, PA and Followups Mar 31, 2003

  Rachel Lange, who lives in Pittsburgh, PA, was accosted by police and jailed for 30 hours for nonviolent protest. She writes in with her story, and Ftrain readers respond.

• War Diary Mar 27, 2003
• War Journal: March 24, 2003 Mar 27, 2003

  Jim Esch knocks one out of the park on the US/Iraq war.

• Democracy is in an undisclosed location. Mar 24, 2003

  Protest signs from last Saturday’s march.

• Zabibah and the King Mar 21, 2003

  Add copyright violation to the list of Saddam’s crimes against humanity.

• The Salt Lake Tribune—Mitchell’s Father Asks for Leniency Mar 19, 2003

  Unsettling profile of Shirl Mitchell, father of Brian Mitchell, the man who abducted Elizabeth Smart, in which Shirl admits to raping his wife: “Shirl Mitchell denies allegations that he physically abused his wife, but said, ‘I forced the issue of sex once in a while,’ prompting her to leave a poster in the master bedroom accusing him of rape.

• ‘Prophet’ opens theme park for our alien heritage Mar 19, 2003

  Daniken, author of “Chariots of the Gods” etc, opens Swatch and Coca-Cola-backed bazillion dollar horseshit theme park.

• Pensioner’s ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ tattoo Mar 19, 2003

  85-year-old woman has death wish tattooed on her chest.

• Girl writes English essay in phone text shorthand Mar 19, 2003

  The teenager’s essay began: “My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kds FTF.

• Bryan Adams brings girl out of coma Mar 19, 2003

  A comatose girl, brought to a Bryan Adams concert in Munich, regains partial consciousness.

• Postal service offers tips for mail to Kuwait Mar 19, 2003

  To cut down on Anthrax, the zip codes for Kuwait are unlisted.

• Marines Hold Strong Man Contest Mar 19, 2003

  How far can you push a humvee through the desert? The prize is a half-eaten package of cookies.

• NPR Ombudsman Mar 18, 2003

  NPR has an ombudsman who answers your criticism about whether the network is doing its job. In this case, the question is “is NPR pro-America/anti-war enough?

• Fifteen Times Scarier than Saddam Mar 18, 2003

  15 things that we should worry about more than Hussein, from XML star Tim Bray.

• TAMS Home Page Mar 18, 2003

  Text Analysis Markup Software - application for marking up documents for ethnographic research.

• How We’re Coping Mar 18, 2003

  With things all aflutter, and no good protest songs, we need to do something. Also, God tells us to protest.

• 75,000,000 Toddlers Can’t Be Wrong Mar 16, 2003

  ‘People are wondering why I would leave this fantastic kids show and try to make it as a musician,’ Steve Burns says, holding a guitar pick in his hand. ‘And it was fantastic.

• Baltimore Conversion Mar 12, 2003

  A trip to Baltimore to see my brother.

• Esther Dyson’s Vision of 2023 Mar 6, 2003

  Microchip pills, Steve Ballmer, and Moldovan newspapers.

• Adverdate Mar 5, 2003

  “She had gone to Princeton, and she had this strange and unidentifiable patrician accent that made me feel inferior. In a good way, I mean—like a favored student.

• Gnusto Mar 5, 2003

  Play Z-machine IF games inside of Mozilla. Whoot!

• The Horror of Blimps Mar 4, 2003

  A classic example of the ancient struggle of man man vs. blimp.

• The case against Conrad Mar 4, 2003

  Chinua Achebe on Heart of Darkness: “Yes, you will notice that the European traders have ‘tainted’ souls, Marlow has a ‘pure’ soul, but I am to accept that mine is ‘rudimentary’? ” He shakes his head.

• Dinner with a Billionaire Mar 3, 2003

  A work of fiction, in which any relationship between actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

• Prejudice Unveiled Mar 3, 2003

  Prejudice unveiled and other poems, by Lizelia Augusta Jenkins Moorer, from Boston, 1907.

• Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates Mar 3, 2003

  Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite aspect of computational linguistics? A: PARRRsing sentences.

• The Hyperion Yacht Mar 3, 2003

  Jim Clark was a founder of Netscape, made a mint, and created this monument to his own folly: a monstrish yacht filled with bleeping Silicon Graphics computers and massive sailing masts. A floating emblem of moral and technological obsolescence.

• Lucky Ducky Purgative Feb 27, 2003

  Working that orange alert out of my system.

• Wm. Gibson on Terrorism Feb 23, 2003

  Author William Gibson nearly blows up the world.

• Shellacking the Challah Feb 23, 2003

  The ivy league and elsewhere.

• Cool 2B Real Feb 23, 2003

  at the first meeting at Circle 1 Network , a marketing company that specializes in getting brand messages to kids age three and up, creator of cool-2b-real. com National Cattlemen’s Beef Association Rep: …I came home one night and my daughter was eating a garden burger.

• A Genuinely Small Piano Feb 22, 2003

  A remarkably tiny Flash-based piano.

• Progress Report Feb 19, 2003

  How it’s going.

• Run from Ground Zero Feb 19, 2003

  A brief collection of essays on politics and the personal.

• “Jesus has monkey toes and breasts” Feb 18, 2003

  Jim Valvis is writing again.

• Images from Science Feb 18, 2003

  Dozens of pictures from a gallery show at RIT. Flies and intestines galore.

• Saturday Feb 17, 2003

  A march in February.

• It’s fun to rhyme with my friend Hesta Prynn Feb 16, 2003

  I skin an eggplant like no other.

• Place: Sense of Place Feb 14, 2003

  A bibliography on the concept of “A sense of place.

• Enigmatical List of Young Ladies in the Borough of West Chester Feb 13, 2003

  Love expressed as a series of early 19th-century riddles in the newspaper of a Pennsylvania village.

• ProfQuotes Feb 11, 2003

  Goofball quotes from professors.

• Studs Terkel: Conversations with America Feb 10, 2003

  Massive and wonderful “official” Studs Terkel site.

• Ftrain Sponsors Feb 9, 2003

  A list of those who have helped Ftrain.com, and to whom I am very grateful. If your name isn’t here, and you helped me out, please tell me - I’d like to keep this list as complete as possible.

• Selections from My Name is Blanket, © 2046 Blanket Jackson Feb 9, 2003

  Pop star Michael Jackson’s son Blanket has already made headlines because of the bidding war for his story, with //300 million new credits paid by Sony House for audio, film, 3v, interactive, game, expert system, and prose rights. While the book won’t be released until next month (except for privilege copies for the Masters), we were able to secure several tantalizing preview sections. Read on!

• Circuits of Change Feb 5, 2003

  Great piece of fiction about the total lack of corporate cultural resonsibility.

• INFRANGIBLE v3.1 Feb 4, 2003

  Beautiful site - a mix of still life and portrait photography with great music (needs Quicktime). Slow over my dial-up, but still worth it.

• Kiki, the Legendary Goatrilla Feb 4, 2003

  A tale of genetics and budget cuts.

• Cooking of Eggs Feb 3, 2003

  The table of contents from Many Ways for Cooking Eggs by Mrs. S. T. Rorer.

• IMPEACH BUSH Feb 2, 2003

  Call for impeachment, written by a law prof.

• Nanobot Comix Feb 2, 2003

  A comic strip for the very, very small.

• An Extremely Incomplete Taxonomy of Cinematic New Yorks Feb 2, 2003

  Looking for New York over the last 7 years, I’ve gone from the bottom of Staten Island to the tip of Pelham Bay Park, to the far end of a pier off the West Side Highway, to edges of Flushing Meadows, to the shores of Red Hook. I found wonderful places, components of a whole, but what I ended up with was a collage of impressions, no unified sense of the place.

• The Rhetorica Network: Analysis of Rhetoric, Propaganda, and Spin in Politics and Journalism Jan 31, 2003

  Snazzy weblog focusing on the rhetoric of current political speech.

• A Patron Saint for Hopeless Clickers Jan 30, 2003

  Washington Post: “The patron saint hunt is a subset of a boom in saint recognition under John Paul II’s reign. These days, saints aren’t so much marching as flooding in.

• Getting Close to the Machine Jan 29, 2003

  A collection of quotes from a book by Ellen Ullman, prefaced by some good-natured technical meandering.

• The dumbing-down of programming Jan 29, 2003

  Ellen Ullman on installing Linux, with a dab of archeology.

• THEMATICS WEBLOG Jan 29, 2003

  “An informal ‘Weblog’ on: WEB FILTERING BY CONTEXT AND CONCEPT. ” Yikes.

• Techno-culture ala Ellen Ullman Jan 29, 2003

  Output from a truly weird search engine/auto-classifier.

• Interview with Ellen Ullman Jan 29, 2003

  Ellen Ullman is a programmer who writes about the way programming fucks with your mind. She’s a neat person with big ideas.

• Japanese Vending Machines Jan 29, 2003

  Yeah, there’s the panties, but how about “catch your own lobster? ” And the fresh vegetables....

• Japanese Fringe Groups Jan 29, 2003

  Right wingers, anti-Giants, Hikikomori, Otaku, and Ganjuro. “After a political cartoon making fun of right-wing leader Shusuke Nomura was published, he came to the Asahi offices to receive an apology, and committed suicide by shooting himself, shouting ‘Asahi and I will die together!

• pat freestone’s head Jan 29, 2003

  Pat Freestone, in order to improve his videogame skills, dopes his blood, slams heroin, and has a problem at the mall.

• Beginnings and Endings Jan 29, 2003

  A collection of the opening and closing sentences of a few famous works.

• Have You Read This Movie? Jan 29, 2003

  Neat list of books upon which recent films are based, with summaries.

• Keeping Your Nose Clean Jan 28, 2003

  It is your right to sneeze!

• THE Key to User-Friendly Computers? Jan 28, 2003

  Jeff Raskin reinvents EMACS on the way to greater things.

• Mr. Roboto - Lyrics and Interpretation Jan 28, 2003

  “The time has come at last/To throw away this mask/So everyone can see/My true identity... /I’m Kilroy!

• Science, Technology and the CIA Jan 27, 2003

  Dozens of documents making up a huge book on the CIA’s use of technology, from satellites to psychics.

• Reagan and Aziz Jan 27, 2003

  “Ronald Reagan and Iraqi Foreign Minister Tariq Aziz meet at the White House on November 26, 1984, as the U. S.

• More and More Like the Machine Jan 26, 2003

  Some miscellaneous thoughts on software and soul, which I will try to focus on forthcoming Mondays.

• The Lovable Cat: Mimicry Strikes Again Jan 24, 2003

  Enjoyable William Calvin essay on how cats mimic infants, which is, he suggests, why we love them.

• Dante and the Bowery, by Theodore Roosevelt Jan 23, 2003

  “What infinite use Dante would have made of the Bowery! Of course, he could have done it only because not merely he himself, the great poet, but his audience also, would have accepted it as natural.

• ESP: Electronic Scholarly Publishing Jan 23, 2003

  Great online pub site, plenty of books on genetics and other sciences, as well as the essays of Francis Bacon entire.

• A Dithyramb for Spam Jan 23, 2003

  An imperfect alternative to fighting spam which no one will implement, but which would be more satisfying than existing proposals.

• LifeWay: Biblical Solutions for Life Jan 23, 2003

  Like shackles, just prettier: “This beautiful sterling silver stretch bracelet can be a beautiful symbol of a teenage girl’s pledge to sexual purity.

• U.S. Schools Resegregating, Study Says Jan 21, 2003

  Simply, bad news.

• Sea Oak Jan 21, 2003

  Great sci-fi-ish short story from George Saunders, a new writing hero.

• Medium of Choice Jan 21, 2003

  The web is my medium of choice, not a medium of last resort.

• Bayard Rustin Texts Jan 21, 2003

  Small collection of articles and interviews by Bayard Rustin.

• Fireland Jan 21, 2003

  In January, 2003, Josh Allen has been updating Fireland frequently, parsing his (narrator’s) teen memories, sampling brand names, and looping his reminisces into a rare, unique collage of language that matches its form exactly.

• Choke! Jan 21, 2003

  Jim Esch on Philly and the Eagles: “This city is best known for its chokers. When the chips are down, and the game is on the line, you choke.

• The Operating Systems Handbook Jan 21, 2003

  Meaty overview of different OSes - VMS, MVS, Unix - from 1994. Good for computer genealogical research.

• An Enemy of Nixon and Baraka by Nat Hentoff Jan 20, 2003

  An article on Bayard Rustin, essential pacifist civil rights leader who came from my home town.

• Late Night Thoughts on West Chester, PA Jan 20, 2003

  Prejudice is inside the statistics, and inside me; and, towards the big rock candy democracy.

• Creative Comments: On the Uses and Abuses of Markup [Jan. 15, 2003] Jan 20, 2003

  A critical article on the Creative Commons ’ use of XML by Kendall, with solid advice for improvements.

• Cinemaware Jan 20, 2003

  Cinemaware is resurrected with Defender of the Crown for the Playstation 2.

• 0format: 100 Thrilling Updates in a Day Jan 16, 2003

  Dennis Mahoney shines as he reaches hits wits end (around #30) in order to update his Web site 100 times in a single day.

• Dow - A Chemical Company on the Global Playground Jan 16, 2003

  Did you know Dow was responsible for the global environment movement? Excellent, subversive, hoax.

• Beautiful Minds Jan 16, 2003

  David and Gregory Chudnovsky’s patent lawyer reflects on the brothers, who built a supercomputer called m zero to calculate pi in their apartment.

• The McKee Recursion Jan 15, 2003

  An academic curiosity, prepared by the author immediately after sending out his graduate school application.

• Robert Horn Jan 12, 2003

  Interesting thinker with a technique of “information mapping” for technical communication.

• Class Struggle! The board game. Jan 12, 2003

  Bertell Ollman’s 1978 board game: Monopoly meets Marx! Rules available in PDF.

• More fun with DMCA: hands off my, uh, toner? Jan 12, 2003

  A chip in a toner cartridge keeps you from using a competitor’s cartridge - unless they emulate the chip. Which is what happened, and Lexmark’s suing.

• Rate my Kitten Jan 10, 2003

  I gave them all 10s.

• Literary Theory and Computer Games Jan 9, 2003

  Interesting article, criticle of Aarspeth.

• Review of Bolter and Grusin’s Remediation Jan 9, 2003

  Critical assessment of Bolter and Grusin’s remediation, calling for a focus on tools akin to Foucault’s genealogical method - absolutely right.

• KAIROS: A Journal of Rhetoric, Technology, and Pedagogy Jan 9, 2003

  All good stuff - a lot of the usual suspects, very academic in tone, but some of the articles are solid and almost all are well-researched.

• The Smoking Gun: Archive Jan 9, 2003

  There is one commander in chief, and all other commander in chiefs must be eliminated!

• Earthships Jan 8, 2003

  Learning about off-the-grid housing in Santa Fe.

• EAT SHIT. (v2.00001) Jan 8, 2003

  According to this, I’m an example of “how certain select members of the ‘web development community’ hide behind the idea of ‘accessability’ to dangle their dom/css/xhtml DICKS in YOUR FACE” and, if I just wrote and worked on hot graphics, instead of doing all that CSS coding, the world would be a beautiful place. This guy is outstanding.

• Gorge Jan 7, 2003

  A gorge, on the way to the earthship.

• pat freestone’s head Jan 7, 2003

  Pat is the best blogger, and a huge fan of video games. Pan down for his list of the things he’d prefer hearing instead of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.

• Rear Subway Window Jan 6, 2003

  A look out the back of the F train

• Tram Spark Jan 6, 2003

  Weblog mostly in smart, enjoyable blank verse.

• openDemocracy Jan 6, 2003

  Nice-looking lefty pub out of London, with a fairly well-defined strategy for what they wish to achieve and how they want to use the Web; i. e.

• Chris McKinstry: master hoaxster? Jan 6, 2003

  Lengthy RW timeline the net-life of an AI researcher with a crazy CV and several severe emotional problems (armed standoffs in Winnipeg).

• Coding an artificial neural network (ANN) in PHP Jan 6, 2003

  Nifty article about building a simple ANN that can be called for Web toys; the technique should work in most languages.

• Ftrain FAQ Jan 4, 2003

  Frequently asked, or implied, questions about this Web site.

• The Big Book Jan 4, 2003

  A trip to the BU library, and to linguistic Spain.

• Orion’s Arm Jan 4, 2003

  A collaborative science fiction world, written en masse.

• Companies in U.S. Sing Blues as Europe Reprises 50’s Hits Jan 4, 2003

  New York Times article about the dread influx of copyright-free music from Europe, most of it recorded by dead people, which will flood the market with legal, high-quality, medium-priced Callas recordings, etc. The music industry, as a whole, needs to shut the fuck up forever.

• Internet Alchemy Jan 4, 2003

  A+ web site covering XML and Semantic Web topics.

• evacuate & flush Jan 4, 2003

  Always nice to see what’s up at the Evacuate & Flush weblog.

• Screenplays Jan 1, 2003

  Lots of screenplays in English, including the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, the Seventh Seal, and Triumph of the Will.

• St. Francis Dec 31, 2002

  A Sculpture of St. Francis Speaking to a Groundhog, in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

• The Semantopic Map Dec 31, 2002

  An interesting topic-map application showing various things around the Semantic Web.

• Mark Pilgrim vs. the Semantic Web Dec 31, 2002

  Mark has some thought-out criticism of the Semantic Web: “Look, semantics is hard. Forget the social problems of implementation and the technical problems of the current generation of syntax.

• Bright’s Old English Glossary Dec 31, 2002

  Longish, simple one-page glossary of OE terms, attached to an OE reader.

• Mug Shot Archive Dec 31, 2002

  The Smoking Gun’s best mug shots of 2002 - not celebrities, but real folks, including Bambi, the K-Mart employee in trouble. It’s wrong to laugh, but also, it’s very funny.

• Ford, Focus! Dec 30, 2002

  A picture of the back of a car.

• Santa Fe, New Mexico, United States of America Dec 30, 2002

  A trip out West to spend time with my girlfriend, a vacation, and the preface to the new year.

• Does Santa Claus Exist? Dec 30, 2002

  Opinions on Santa from the Morning News, including some by your author.

• Twisted Matrix Laboratories Dec 30, 2002

  Useful-looking framework, in Python, for data sharing across a network inside of various applications.

• Notes from a Motorcycle Film Dec 8, 2002

  Which I watched on the bus.

• Obsessions: Looking It Up Nov 25, 2002

  I love reference works, and prefer Ulysses Annotated, with its maps and descriptions of the popular music of Bloomsday Dublin, to Ulysses. At least a quarter of my books have headwords, and I would rather take The MacMillan Visual Dictionary to bed instead of a novel.

• Tarzan’s Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots Nov 20, 2002

  “The Web’s First Shaggy Dog Story Archive. ” History, examples, abuse your friends.

• Wal-Mart is Everything Nov 19, 2002

  Selected responses from an online petition to Wal-Mart stores, urging them to continue selling handgun ammunition.

• Squirrel and Rat Nov 17, 2002

  I have writer’s block, but feel the need to put something new here.

• Sex in a Spreadsheet Nov 17, 2002

  A story about the human side of data processing.

• The Man on the Roof Nov 13, 2002

  He was there, and then he wasn’t. Click...

• Metacrap Nov 13, 2002

  A really doofy anti-metadata rant, still making the rounds. The points are correct at the extreme, but it’s a lot of straw-men arguments.

• International Society for Bayesian Analysis Nov 12, 2002

  All your Bayes needs, met right here.

• quarlo - photos of new york city Nov 5, 2002

  Simply great photo site - New York looks like this.

• Mark Twain Meets DSM-III-R Nov 4, 2002

  According to the DSM, Huck and Tom have mental disorders!

• Erik T. Mueller Nov 4, 2002

  Home site of the person who created Thought Treasure; he’s a neat, hard-working AI researcher.

• An architecture of diversity for commonsense reasoning Nov 4, 2002

  Article in IBM’s systems journal expressing a variety of ways to approach computer reasoning. Written by a host of heavy-hitting AI/Knowledge Base types: J.

• Judge acquits Bush protester, scolds police Nov 4, 2002

  The protester was a polite 65-year old man, and his sign said, “The Bush family must surely love the poor — they’ve made so many of them.

• Toilets that pop up Nov 3, 2002

  Robot pop-up toilets in London, available after 7PM.

• Polanski’s new movie about the Krakow ghetto Nov 3, 2002

  Long, solid article about Polanski’s relationship between the personal - Krakow, Tate - and creative, and how that plays out in his new film, The Pianist.

• Man arrested for smuggling pygmy monkeys in his pants Oct 31, 2002

  He had them shoved into his pants the entire flight from Thailand to L. A.

• Looking at the Numbers Oct 29, 2002

  With a needle and thread in my hand.

• Dictionary of Victorian London Oct 28, 2002

  An interesting idea - take several primary sources and index them collectively to create an overall index of Victorian English life.

• CCC and the National Park Service Oct 28, 2002

  The story of the Civilian Conservation Corps and the National Parks. (Of course, every time you enjoy a CCC park, you’re enjoying SOCIALISM.

• Marty Moskowitz’s Bio Oct 28, 2002

  Moskowitz is the Borough President of Brooklyn, and an old-school, social-services Democrat. He’s also “Brooklyn Chair of the Loyal League of Yiddish Sons of Erin.

• Helene Grimaud and Her Wolves Oct 28, 2002

  Photos of Helene Grimaud, renowned classical pianist and wolf-hugger.

• Yamaha Artist Spotlight: Helene Grimaud Oct 28, 2002

  Helene Grimaud is a Westchester, New York-based classical pianist (who apparently did a fine version of Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto #2). Now 30, she has two interesting traits: one, she practices on a Yamaha.

• Fractals for Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 2 Oct 28, 2002

  “I know it isn’t very practical, but the idea is to examine each image as the appropriate movement is playing. It is the music which connects the images into a series, not the gradient nor the form nor the math nor the lines nor an idea.

• Rachmaninoff: Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Oct 28, 2002

  Depressed, rejected by critics, exploited by publishers, and receiving an in-person scathing from Tolstoy (followed by more depression), Rachmaninoff was brought back to composing by a friendly hypnotist - with the great Concerto #2 as the result.

• Basingstoke Canal News Oct 28, 2002

  Recent events related to England’s Basingstoke Canal - yobs lobbing bricks, a fraudulent bailiff, and a single dad swan.

• Oyster Shucking Contest Oct 27, 2002

  A few weeks ago I attended an oyster shucking contest by accident. The Borough President of Brooklyn, Marty Markowitz, was there.

• Preparedness: The Road to Universal Slaughter Oct 27, 2002

  An essay by Emma Goldman about getting ready for war, which always comes before war. “The pathos of it all is that the America which is to be protected by a huge military force is not the America of the people, but that of the privileged class; the class which robs and exploits the masses, and controls their lives from the cradle to the grave.

• Letter from Tolstoy Oct 27, 2002

  A letter from Tolstoy about Indian rights, to the editor of Free Hindustan magazine. The letter was edited by Gandhi.

• Krugman on Economic Disparity Oct 26, 2002

  Useful, lengthy article by Paul Krugman on growing economic disparity. (Via RobotWisdom.

• email constellations Oct 26, 2002

  Look at your friends, as little dots interacting, after your email is chewed and swallowed by a computer.

• Funes, his Mail Archive Search Software Oct 25, 2002

  An email search engine to help you “search your memories” - a pain to install, though.

• Peaceworks Computer Consulting Oct 21, 2002

  Developer focused on creating free code for good causes.

• Autojot Oct 21, 2002

  Autojot indexes every web page you look at and lets you search them later.

• The Opposite of Sex and the City Oct 20, 2002

  I have never seen the program Sex and the City , but its images—particularly those of Sarah Jessica Parker (always all three names—the needless “Jessica” has cost us all gallons of ink and hundreds of column-inches), who plays Carrie Bradshaw, the show’s heroine—have been beamed into my mind from bus stops and subway ads, Ms. Parker looking serious and sexual and cityish in my direction, her every armpit hair waxed or shaved or plucked away.

• Ftrain is Accessible Oct 19, 2002

  At least, I think it’s accessible.

• Baltimore’s Pissed-off Mayor Oct 19, 2002

  After the death of 4 children in a fire allegedly set by drug dealers, talk radio hosts called Baltimore’s mayor Martin O’Malley a nitwit and uncaring. O’Malley drove immediately to the station and began arguing with the hosts.

• Hussein elected with 100% of all votes Oct 16, 2002

  Iraqis should demand the votes be sent to Florida for a recount.

• Hacking Food Oct 16, 2002

  Kendall writes about preparing good things to eat. Ahhh!

• I really want to do it with Dave Matthews! Oct 15, 2002

  I love Dave Matthews so much no other man will suffice!

• R.O. LENKIEWICZ Oct 15, 2002

  Brilliant, recently deceased artist, among whose effects was found the embalmed body of a homeless man.

• Journal of Artificial Intelligence Research Oct 14, 2002

  Full text of articles from the JAIR, in PDF.

• The New York City Anti-Hipster Forum Oct 14, 2002

  She hates hipsters, and with good reason.

• The Semantic Web... in Haiku Oct 14, 2002

  A really nice intro to RDF and related technology, entirely in haiku.

• Protest in Abu Dis Oct 13, 2002

  A joint Iraeli-Palestinian protest - Bryan Atinsky documents a protest which leads to violent police action, in addition to nonviolent protesters being outright refused the freedom of assembly. I (meaning me) paid for the camera used to take these pictures, which makes me proud, proud, proud.

• Chinatown Oct 13, 2002

  The tiger and the lobster fight it out.

• ARGUMENTS WITH THE THOUGHT POLICE Oct 9, 2002

  Neat collection of essays by John Bart Gerald, drawings by Julie Maas - Nonviolence, Schweitzer, Neruda, and the U. N.

• Assholes in Academia Oct 9, 2002

  Umm, a site about people in Academia who misbehave, it seems. Yikouch.

• This is the spaceship Oct 7, 2002

  This is the spaceship that follows me wherever I go, and appears constantly in my dreams. Finally someone has captured an image, which I can show to my friends.

• A Mystery Novel With an Inexcusable Title Oct 6, 2002

  Right. So the story is about a guy from Michigan who lives in a New York and falls in love with another fellow, who turns out to be well-heeled European royalty.

• Google News Search: java Oct 6, 2002

  Okay, yeah, the folks at Google think we should do better text analysis, forget the Semantic Web, but this news search for “java” at Google News shows what a car crash text-only databases can be.

• Benjamin Franklin on Moral Perfection Oct 3, 2002

  Practical advice on obtaining a perfectly moral bearing. From his autobiography.

• dive into mark/October 1, 2002 Oct 2, 2002

  I like this Mark Pilgrim. He links to Ftrain, which makes me feel goofy linking back to him today, (the first rule of Web Site Club is that you don’t link back to people who link to you) but he asked his readers with sites to link to him on the anniversary of his receiving a royal screwing by an employer because Mark published personal content on the web, and I’m glad to do so.

• Borrowing a Car Oct 2, 2002

  Stealing, and getting people out of jail.

• Benjamin Franklin on Business Ethics Oct 2, 2002

  When in doubt, sleep on the floor and drink water.

• MIT Biology Hypertextbook Oct 2, 2002

  Full textbook on molecular biology, if you have a few spare moments and a desire to understand deep cell mojo.

• Stories of Red Hanrahan Oct 2, 2002

  A collection of stories by Yeats. “'That is true,’ said another of the men.

• Children’s Books Online Oct 2, 2002

  Rapidly expanding collection of scanned children’s books, from the turn of last century.

• Bayard Rustin’s Mug Shot Oct 2, 2002

  Bayard Rustin’s mug shot for refusing to comply with selective service, from The Smoking Gun. Poke around for other mug shots - Dalton Trumbo and Ring Lardner are there, too, for their various unamerican activities.

• Bitworking - The Well-Formed Web Oct 2, 2002

  The “Well Formed Web” as a replacement for the Semantic Web. It’s a good idea, but I think the idea proposed is just a stopgap way to get to the Semantic Web - that is, you need some way to sort and structure information, and that way is going to look a lot like ontologies.

• AlterNet: War on Iraq Oct 2, 2002

  Regularly updated weblog on the proposed war with Iraq.

• Colgate Money Shot Oct 1, 2002

  “Oh man is she pissed,” he said.

• Stupid, and Toothpaste Sep 30, 2002

  A few days on admitting you’re wrong.

• Giraffes Gossiping Sep 29, 2002

  They’re not gossiping, they’re ribbing each other.

• East River Unconsecration Sep 29, 2002

  I take my heart back from the East River.

• Charles River Sep 28, 2002

  A chintzy postcard skyline tourist shot, but I like having it here.

• Dancing Dolphin Sep 27, 2002

  Ah, how they frolic, those cow jaws.

• How to Make Something from Nothing Sep 27, 2002

  Cuttings from one of the best craft books ever.

• El Gatos Malo Japan Style Sep 26, 2002

  Kittens in traditional Japanese costume, some with motorcycles. Watch out.

• Puppet Head Sep 26, 2002
• The Worst Toilet in New York Sep 26, 2002

  See it at the bottom of the page. See it!

• Kayley Sep 26, 2002

  Kevin Fanning and Sam Brown collaborate on a kid’s story about super-powers.

• Bauk jos uvijek kruzi Sep 25, 2002

  Zizek’s intro to the Comm. Manifesto, on its 150th anniversary.

• Kismet, the Hat Sep 25, 2002
• Official Lojban Home Page Sep 25, 2002

  Lojban is an invented language, like Esperanto, but with more rules and based on predicate logic. Remember, “when specifying a concept that is not found among the gismu, a Lojbanist generally attempts to express the concept as a tanru.

• Hot Hardcore Dutch Pants-Burning Lust Sep 24, 2002

  Three details from an allegorical engraving from Breugel’s invention, circa 1569, on the topic of the deadly sin of lust.

• Woodcuts and Lithographs of Various Provenances Sep 24, 2002

  An eventually-growing collection of woodcuts, lithographs, and so forth, scanned from the author’s unusually large collection.

• Falling Off a Truck Sep 24, 2002

  A story about falling off a truck into sand.

• Mouth Sep 23, 2002
• <nettime> Database as a Symbolic Form 1/3 Sep 23, 2002

  The database as symbolic form.

• Narrative Time Sep 23, 2002

  Essay by Paul Ricouer.

• Inuit Mask Sep 22, 2002
• Scrimshaw Sep 21, 2002
• flrt Sep 20, 2002

  Flat, a design shop (oh... pardon ....

• Anthropology Department Sep 20, 2002
• Boston Haymarket Sep 19, 2002

  Photo taken by a friend, because my hands were laden with bags and I could not reach the shutter. Later I took some pictures of the same scene, but this one was better.

• Understanding HTTP Cookie Sep 19, 2002

  Here is simple code for handling cookie with simple CGI. CGI is written in C.

• Smalltalk at 30 Sep 19, 2002

  Nice overview of Smalltalk in its various forms and incarnations.

• Tyco Birthday Party Sep 19, 2002

  40th birthday party of the Chairman’s wife, on the corporate dime, complete with a Michaelangelo’s David sculpted from ice spewing vodka from its cock.

• The Ancient Bells Sep 19, 2002

  Good poem from Jim Esch, a different feeling from his other works.

• Where Are They Now? Sep 19, 2002

  Whatever happened to Jack and Diane? By the author.

• Foundation ontology - Wikipedia Sep 18, 2002

  A foundation ontology purports to describe “what exists. ” You know?

• 22 Children Sep 18, 2002

  One Afternoon

• Returning to the Devices Sep 18, 2002

  At which point Fremington goes back to the gym.

• Open Subway Door Sep 18, 2002

  Representing infinite possibilities, but devoid of humans.

• Hips Sep 18, 2002

  This last weekend I met a woman who was proud of her tattoo. I’m not sure how the French translates.

• Bus, Massachussetts Avenue Sep 18, 2002

  Filled with souls and shapes.

• Bark Paintings Sep 17, 2002

  From the Harvard Museum of Natural History in Cambridge, Mass.

• Where Are They Now? Sep 17, 2002

  Davy, “Piano Man” Actually, it’s David Jenkins. “Still in the Navy and probably will be for life,” right?

• Rat Valentine Sep 16, 2002

  Rats need valentines, too.

• 5 Dollar Bill in a Jar of Kombucha Sep 16, 2002

  Kombucha is a tea fermented by the addition of a mushroom.

• Logtalk home page Sep 16, 2002

  Nift: Prolog + OO + other stuff.

• The Cranberry Farming Shrink Sep 16, 2002

  A therapist who farms cranberries offers his thoughts on how to avoid getting bogged down by criticism. Bogged down.

• Pipes Sep 15, 2002

  On 34th St., I think, or right around there - a huge picture window, and there they are, the massive innards of some skyscraper or hotel.

• Verizon Sep 14, 2002

  They raised the rates to 50 cents, the bastards, and still half the calls don’t go through.

• Penn Station Sep 13, 2002

  Everyone trying to get somewhere...

• About Bunnies Sep 13, 2002

  A book about bunnies for wee ones.

• Milton Hershey School Sep 13, 2002

  ... is a residential school offering free education, housing, clothing, meals, medical/dental care and recreational activities.

• Trying to Write About the Milt Sep 12, 2002

  That is, making sense of Milton Hershey School, where I spent two years.

• Sky Corner Sep 12, 2002

  Always there, sliding into their destinations, or departing for greater heights.

• Barbecue Sep 12, 2002

  I have no grace in grilling. The beets fell into the fire, the oil on them flaring up, smoke everywhere.

• About Euthanising Pets Sep 12, 2002

  If you must put down your dog, whisper the names of the buddhas into its ears, and other advice for buddhists who own animals.

• anne galloway’s purse lip square jaw Sep 12, 2002

  This comes highly recommended by a most-favored Ftrain correspondent, who writes of the site: “She strikes me as a person who ingurgitates new ideas and can intellectually feel them out, offering much in return. ” At first glance, it looks great, with an emphasis on intelligent textiles.

• The Day Sep 11, 2002

  Almost like any other.

• The Symmetry Project Sep 11, 2002

  Two ancient sketches from Deluxe Paint, a drawing application for the Amiga with which I sorely miss playing.

• Two - Headed Turtle Found Sep 11, 2002

  Does the headline not say enough? No picture, though.

• The Other Pushkin Sep 11, 2002

  Pushkin was of African descent! No one told me this.

• The History of the Devil Sep 10, 2002
• The Woolworth Building Sep 10, 2002

  The once-ubiquitous antenna of the WTC rising behind.

• 50states.com - States and Capitals Sep 10, 2002

  General info on all 50 United States. Need Oregon’s motto in Latin?

• Why I am saddened, but not threatened, by those who want to muck with RSS 1.x Sep 9, 2002

  Edd Dumbill’s thoughtful thoughts on the recent RSS fork.

• Weekend in Cambridge, Mass Sep 9, 2002
• Another Bathtub, Another House Sep 9, 2002

  Somewhere - I couldn’t tell you....

• Bay State/Old Colony State Sep 9, 2002

  Stories taking place in Massachusetts

• Small Engagements Sep 9, 2002

  A ramble through the mind of the author, as I decide that I need not live in NYC forever.

• Montaigne’s Internet Business Plan Sep 9, 2002

  Montaigne - actually his father - predicts HotJobs.com, 430 years before an IPO.

• Burningbird: Myths about RDF/RSS Sep 9, 2002

  People want to take the RDF out of RSS. Ftrain navigation and metadata is now increasingly being built on RDF/RSS, and I expect to be able to do dozens of cool things because I used an RDF framework.

• RSS 2.0 Sep 9, 2002

  A new format proposed by some guy. What’s interesting is how the format numbering goes from .

• The hands, they move Sep 8, 2002

  Watch them. Are they sending you a signal?

• Free Willie Nelson Sep 7, 2002

  I’ve seen this RV about 3 times, as it’s driven around midtown.

• Fellow Sep 6, 2002

  This is a pal, at the Flaming Lips show in August. He’s a music critic, cool fellow.

• Cut Trees Sep 5, 2002

  Near Trenton, NJ. I don’t know why they cut them.

• Building in Chelsea Sep 4, 2002

  Snapped on the way to see a client, over a year ago.

• The Scott and Paul Radio Show Sep 3, 2002

  For some reason, no matter how many times we show the script, no one will put us on the air.

• Divas - The Site / Society Divas Sep 3, 2002

  Campy stories of society divas.

• Springer LINK: Lecture Notes in Computer Science Sep 3, 2002

  Book on adaptive hypertext, articles in PDF.

• Peter Brusilovsky Sep 3, 2002

  Researcher into adaptive hypermedia.

• AHA: a Generic Adaptive Hypermedia System Sep 3, 2002

  This is a useful article about a “generic” hypertext system, which includes a fairly complete version of the two things I’m working on for Ftrain: conditionals and page-tracking. It’s very specific, and doesn’t connect to any other metadata sources.

• Ted Pedersen - Personal Home Page Sep 3, 2002

  Ted Pederson is an interesting researcher into computational linguistics at UMN.

• Weka 3 Sep 2, 2002

  Data Mining with Open Source Machine Learning Software in Java.

• Animal Pictures Archive Sep 2, 2002

  Animal snapshots galore.

• Kea Sep 2, 2002

  Sweet-looking automatic keyword extractor.

• ACL Anthology Sep 2, 2002
• N-gram Statistics Package / Ngram / Bigram Sep 2, 2002

  Find all the NGrams in your text, in Perl, open-sourced. Whoo!

• Mystical Chair Sep 2, 2002

  One evening south of Canal St...

• RASTA 2 - The Awakening Sep 2, 2002

  A thesis on the Rhetorical Structure Theory Analyzer.

• RASTA, the Rhetorical Structure Theory Analyzer Sep 2, 2002

  Paper on Microsoft’s Rhetorical Structure Theory Analyzer, “a system for automatic discourse analysis” which “reliably identifies rhetorical relations” in text. It is now 4AM.

• NLP: Tell me about yourself Sep 2, 2002

  Overview of MindNet, Microsoft’s expansion on the semantic network concept. We’ve been hearing about MindNet for years and seeing very little evidence that it’s so great, whereas the free WordNet, designed with similar intent, is something I use every day.

• Part-of-Speech Taggers Sep 2, 2002

  DMOZ POS taggers.

• RSTTool Sep 2, 2002

  A tool for adding explicit Rhetorical Structure to text.

• Research at Microsoft Sep 2, 2002

  The sheer number of research projects in play at Microsoft is skull-jarring. The number going on in Beijing is surprising.

• Two Techniques for the Identification of Phrases in Full Text Sep 2, 2002

  I’m reading this and thinking, I need to learn more about mutual information statistic. It’s 3AM, and I won’t be able to sleep until I learn exactly how you can pull noun phrases from a corpus.

• Using Computers in Linguistics Sep 2, 2002

  A book from 1998 (which means many of the particulars are beginning to go stale) on linguistics & programming.

• 1 Year Monologue Sep 1, 2002

  An essay where a section is added in 12 consequent months.

• Filling the Bathtub Sep 1, 2002

  A picture from the dark.

• XSH - XML Editing Shell Aug 31, 2002

  A shell, ala BASH, for editing XML. To add an @id to every title in your document, you could write: foreach //chapter/title { add attribute “id='t$i'” into .

• On Lisa Rein’s Radar Aug 31, 2002

  I remember, in 1998, being so impressed with something Lisa Rein wrote for XML. com about XML and Vector Graphics that I wrote a fan letter to the people at XML.

• Picture of Philippines Tarsiers Aug 31, 2002

  In a search for more tarsier images, I found the source of my favorite. “The Tarsier can rotate its head almost all the way around and has adhesive pads on its limbs that allow it to cling to branches vertically or horizontally.

• The Tarsier Afroth Aug 30, 2002

  A wonderful image received via email, provenance unknown, of one of nature’s stranger jokes.

• Augustus Carp, Esq: by Himself Aug 30, 2002

  I’ve just begun to read this amusing novel about an annoying man.

• Phil Ochs Aug 30, 2002

  Meet the man who said, “A protest song is a song that’s so specific that you cannot mistake it for bullshit,” and “And if there’s any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there’s any hope for a revolution in America, it lies in getting Elvis Presley to become Che Guevara. ” Phil, why’d you have to knock yourself off in '76?

• Anton Pavlovich Chekhov (1860-1904) Aug 29, 2002

  Dozens and dozens of Chekhov works.

• Artifacts Aug 29, 2002

  A collection of visual and textual artifacts, intended to be updated daily.

• DUMBO, Saturday Afternoon Aug 29, 2002

  A man, coming across another man, one of the men having entered into a strange posture.

• When Push Comes to Shove Aug 29, 2002

  Rediscover the sheer ignorance and awfulness of PointCast and its CEO, back when “push” was going to be the dominant force on the Web.

• Web Term Document Frequency Aug 29, 2002

  Millions (113,633,132) of terms on the web, ranked by frequency. 300 meg download.

• Consumerism and Cultural Tourism in the Monkey Island games Aug 29, 2002

  “I shall attempt to resolve the antagonisms that exist by analyzing the Monkey Island texts using the tools of Postmodernism and Cultural Materialism and suggesting where the strengths of one theory can be used to balance out the weaknesses of the other. ” Yikes.

• LEO - a Literate Editor with Outline Aug 29, 2002

  A very-unique and clever text editor, written in Python, for editing nested hierarchies of content, then turning them into things.

• PeopleSoft Delivers Real-Time Infrastructure for Homeland Security Aug 28, 2002

  Peoplesoft, Big Brother’s ASP provider.

• Park Slope, Sunday Night Aug 27, 2002

  A woman and a dog.

• Notes: Flowers for Algernon, by Daniel Keyes Aug 27, 2002

  A few notes on the book.

• Daniel Keyes Homepage Aug 27, 2002
• News on the Semantic Web Aug 27, 2002

  Thoughtful feedback re: a Semantic Web idea .

• RV - 03 Probing Through McLuhan Aug 26, 2002

  McLuhan and probes and puns.

• The Pun FAQtory - Frequently Askewed Questions about Paronomasia Aug 26, 2002

  An eggsalad racehorse for pun-interest.

• Funny Puns Aug 26, 2002

  Jokes ending in puns. All.

• Steve Brooks- Epic Puns Aug 26, 2002

  There is a pun contest. This man won it.

• The Absolutely Useless Dictionary - Jest for pun ! Aug 26, 2002

  Pun dictionary. Horrid but compelling.

• Puns/Word Play in Ancient Literature Aug 26, 2002

  Mesopotamian puns: a dog was the distilled essence of the dog, not a referent to a dog.

• Puns Aug 26, 2002
• Cake Aug 25, 2002

  Terrible things done with the human language.

• It would be good to assign permanent URLs to news stories Aug 25, 2002

  An idea for the Semantic Web.

• concert Aug 25, 2002

  The Flaming Lips in Prospect Park, from Sunday night.

• William James Aug 25, 2002

  Thorough Wm. James resource.

• Autoethnography: Journeys of the Self - Russel Aug 23, 2002

  According to my pal Stacy, who is an adjunct English prof, autoethnography is the hot new trend in cultural studies. Basically, it seems to be the production of autobiographical texts as a means of studying your own culture.

• Semantic Web Club Aug 22, 2002

  You do not talk about Semantic Web club.

• Singularity Watch Aug 22, 2002

  The singularity is a’comin’! And these people are a-waitin’.

• Linda Thompson: Fashionably Late Aug 20, 2002

  Jim Esch gives Linda Thompson’s new album the thumbs up.

• Resource Description Framework Aug 20, 2002

  Good guide by Dave Pawson, who keeps the XSLT FAQ, on RDF.

• Scorpion [OCLC Research - Software] Aug 20, 2002

  A handy-appearing automatic classifier, now open-sourced.

• Art Class Aug 19, 2002

  Clay at Milton Hershey.

• celebritize Aug 18, 2002

  I thought I came up with it, but I'm at least #12 to coin ”celebritize.

• Vampiric Studies: Real Predators Aug 16, 2002

  Beware... the Vampire impersonator will ruin your life.

• MetaTalk | Comments on 2472 Aug 15, 2002

  Watch as the denizens of Metafilter miss sarcasm so obvious that if it was smeared with sarcasm glitter and had a 50,000,000 watt sarcasm-highlighting bulb shining on it from 4 inches away, it would still only be SLIGHTLY more obvious than it is in its native state.

• Golfing and Terrorism Aug 15, 2002

  This is the worst president ever.

• The Upsilon Andromedae Planetary System Aug 14, 2002

  A star system with 3 planets.

• Stars within 50 light years Aug 14, 2002

  Stars, some with planets, within shouting distance.

• NBS: Just Keep Trying Aug 14, 2002

  Victor reminds people of what's exciting about technology and how it's hard at the beginning. He's right, dammit!

• Emdros Aug 14, 2002
• Uri Avnery: A Phone Call From Hell Aug 13, 2002

  From CounterPunch - a Gush Shalom activist (Gush Shalom is one of the oldest and smartest peace organizations in the world) describes attempts at consciousness-raising about war crimes inside Israel. War crimes are committed there by the Israeli occupying army by routine.

• Bad Taste Is Its Own Reward Aug 13, 2002

  John Waters keeps a place in the Village: ”I take the subway everywhere,“ he said. ”I ride in the first car, to look at the rats.

• Some Guy at the Mirror Project Aug 13, 2002

  A bit bored....

• Joe Kenehan Center Aug 13, 2002

  A trade-union-centric blog.

• Economic Policy Institute Aug 13, 2002

  Recent-content-drenched front page from a progressive economics thinktank.

• MaxSpeak Weblog Aug 13, 2002

  A weblog be a senior economist at the Economic Policy Institute. Lots of content, crunchy.

• BlogTree.com - Ftrain.com Aug 13, 2002

  All the blogs that are influenced by Ftrain, which is not a blog but a site, but hey, I give up on that distinction, yaknow? Sorta neat idea.

• Nooface: In Search of the Post-PC Interface Aug 13, 2002

  A weblog about what happens when we get away from files and folders on the desktop and move into... well, who knows?

• ArgMax.com - Economics News, Data, and Analysis Aug 12, 2002

  Sweet-looking site from the fellow who used to run the excellent economics. about.

• Class Action Lawsuit Against Primedia Inc About.com and Scott Kurnit - Levinson et al v Primedia et al Aug 12, 2002

  Writers are routinely asked to throw away their rights to their own work in exchange for a modicum of publicity, then screwed by their publishers. Web publishing is even worse than print.

• A Kick Aug 12, 2002

  My pal Bryan Atinsky gets his ribs bruised by a shithead policeman.

• Wall Street Folllies - Diagrams Aug 12, 2002

  Beautiful map of Wall Street corruption. Via TurksHeadReview.

• Hunt and Peck Aug 12, 2002

  Wanda Coleman beats up Maya Angelou's new book and gets shunned by parts of the Black literary community. A considered essay on the confusing racial politics of literary production.

• Penguin Sweaters Aug 11, 2002

  Tiny penguins wearing tiny sweaters. For their own good.

• A Dying Voice Aug 5, 2002

  Newspaper Columnists are fading fast: ”In past generations, says Carroll, columnists tapped into 'a certain idiom that was largely white ethnic European life in neighborhood bars and pubs. That was best captured by Breslin and Royko.

• Was Lincoln gay? Aug 5, 2002

  And did Booth kill him in a homophobic rage after being set up as a boy toy? Hmm.

• European Union Guide for Americans Aug 5, 2002

  A guide written by the EU to help Americans understand governance, economics, etc.

• Hydrochloric Aug 5, 2002

  Hey, I said, this bottle won’t - ah - what is it? 6 molar hydrochloric acid - won’t open.

• 3 Chemistry Stories Aug 5, 2002

  An acid, an enzyme. A catalyst, a solution.

• Hoop Dream Hebrews Aug 4, 2002

  Excellent and well-researched article on early Jewish sports leagues, particularly in Philly and New York. “'The reason, I suspect, that basketball appeals to the Hebrew with his Oriental background,' wrote Paul Gallico, sports editor of the New York Daily News in the 1930s, 'is that the game places a premium on an alert, scheming mind, flashy trickiness, artful dodging and general smart aleckness.

• Bloodchild Aug 4, 2002

  Thoughtful meta-review of Bloodchild, and Octavia Butler short story.

• A History of Jews in Sports Aug 4, 2002

  “It goes way, way back. ” Jews in sports.

• Weather Report Aug 4, 2002

  Cognition has broken down. There is nothing to describe except warm pressure.

• NewBreed Librarian's Eric Miller Interview Aug 4, 2002

  Interview with Eric Miller on the Semantic Web, by the departing (damn) New Breed Librarian web ste. Nice job.

• =\/=Xirium | Tech | MUD-Shell Aug 3, 2002

  A shell which is also an adventure game. Both a good idea, and a terrible one.

• The Salon Interview: Gore Vidal Aug 1, 2002

  Interview with Vidal, talking about America and suchlike.

• Gadgets for God Jul 31, 2002

  A guide to all the Christian swag you'll ever need.

• xml-dev - Re: RE: [xml-dev] Semantic Web Jul 30, 2002

  Criticism of my piece on Google and the Semantic Web.

• Cerebral's Web Page Jul 30, 2002

  Matt has been my friend for 12 years. His discussions with coworkers on this page are, I'll bet, entirely true.

• Personal Jul 30, 2002

  “One of the blessed crowd.” Also, Yeatsian economics. An essay.

• F-Train Jul 29, 2002

  Squarepusher is putting out a song, in October, called F-Train. Apparently, it's wandering the knob-twiddler's file-sharing Internet, in MP3 form, as we speak, but out of my low-bandwidth/Linux reach.

• How to Help Ftrain.com Jul 28, 2002

  Altruism is best when it’s reciprocal.

• Biographical RDF Jul 27, 2002

  A proposal for how IDs might be created for all people in history.

• More News Jul 27, 2002

  Semantic Web weblog.

• A bit of commentary on Google and the Semantic Web Jul 27, 2002

  In response, ya see.

• O'Reilly Network: The Semantic Web: It's Whom You Know [Apr. 19, 2002] Jul 25, 2002

  “If it's done right, the Semantic Web would be accompanied by widespread knowledge management. ” One moving target accompanied by another?

• katesippey.com Jul 25, 2002

  Michael Sippey's kid is so cute it's unnerving.

• Google Weblog Jul 25, 2002

  All Google, all day.

• Monkeyfist.com: A simple, prima facie argument in favor of the Semantic Web Jul 25, 2002

  Google is a Semantic Web app, kinda.

• Semantic Web Blog, featuring RDF Jul 25, 2002

  A weblog all about the Semantic Web. Haven't looked at it much, but it's quite current.

• Making a Semantic Web Jul 25, 2002

  Detailed, thoughtful, thorough.

• Google Sets Jul 25, 2002

  Google builds a semantic connection device.

• Enabling Semantic Searching Jul 25, 2002

  Semantic Web searching info.

• Google Labs passes Borges test Jul 25, 2002

  Meaning that the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge is in there.

• Business Model for the Semantic Web - Design Issues Jul 25, 2002

  Not earth-shaking, a few ideas therein.

• MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING (PG): ChildCare Action Project (CAP) Media Analysis Report MAR22044 Jul 25, 2002

  CAPAlert (conservative Christian movie review sites) reviews My Big Fat Greek Wedding with this remarkable paragraph: “Now the physical aspects begin. To describe the progression of physical involvement between John and Toula, let me tell you about the old Ford Motor Company torque system.

• August 2009: How Google beat Amazon and Ebay to the Semantic Web Jul 25, 2002

  A work of fiction. A Semantic Web scenario. A short feature from a business magazine published in 2009.

• The Semantic Web (for Web Developers) Jul 25, 2002

  Just like the title says. Procedural, here's the stuff, technical doc.

• Google Search: google semantic web Jul 25, 2002

  Google and the Semantic Web, 2 tastes that will mess your mouth up BAD, leave you begging them to kill you, put you out of your misery.

• Net Users Try to Elude the Google Grasp Jul 25, 2002

  Google knows who you are. It definitley knows who I am.

• Zthes - Home Page Jul 24, 2002

  Zthes is a protocol to allow you to search yourself some semantic thesauri using Z39. 50 protocol returning XML.

• The Memory Hole [rescuing knowledge, freeing information] Jul 24, 2002

  They didn't WANT you to KNOW it!

• alan lomax collection site Jul 24, 2002

  Alan Lomax Collection, official site. Sad to only learn about people like Lomax when they die.

• That Takes Ovaries! Jul 24, 2002

  A review of a book, the title as in, “that takes balls,” but with ovaries in for the balls. Except it's got to be “oves.

• 4 Days, 4 Police Officers Jul 24, 2002

  Giving up on bicycles, etc.

• locust eater Jul 22, 2002

  Well-written, smart weblog focusing on U. S.

• A Wrench the Size of Delaware Jul 21, 2002

  A story by Paul Ford about visiting a friend.

• blogs by subway line Jul 21, 2002

  The people in the neighborhood with Web sites.

• CoolStop Jul 21, 2002

  Ftrain, says Joe, is a cool site. Thanks, says Paul.

• Amusing Google Searches Jul 21, 2002

  Amazing what people search for, when they set to searching. Written in protective police custody, address undisclosed.

• A Wrench the Size of Delaware Jul 21, 2002

  It’s 8PM on Saturday. I am visiting a friend in the city.

• Debunking the Myths About C-SPAN Jul 20, 2002

  Long transcribed speech by Brian Lamb, C-SPAN founder, giving the background of C-SPAN with a decent amount of detail, and answering questions about the channel.

• Ftrain.com Jul 20, 2002

  From a blog that links to this site, which I'll leave unlinked: “Take that Ftrain site, for instance. Ninety percent of the time, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

• Why I Loved the Library Jul 18, 2002

  Heh.

• True Porn Clerk Stories Jul 18, 2002

  This site has some excellent personal writing. The story is simple: smart, thoughtful woman of about 30 takes job at video store with large porn selection.

• Better Living Through Software Jul 17, 2002

  How to create a Weblog in XSLT. This is not how I do it (forget Make; I just do it all in XSLT), but interesting nonetheless.

• The Norfolk Language Jul 17, 2002

  Whose all em heehee? (Whose periwinkles are they?

• Paintings by Anya Ulinich Jul 17, 2002

  Anya is great. She lives in Cobble Hill and sees the oddness in the mundane.

• Web Log Post Jul 17, 2002

  Feedback to the post from Josh Allen (different Josh Allen than the Josh Allen we know best here) on XSLT - this person disagrees with his conclusions. XSLT is a harsh mistress.

• Better Living Through Software Jul 17, 2002

  Feedback from Josh Allen to other feedback on Josh Allen's post on XSLT. I forgot to mention that the first post had a link to Josh Allen's piece on Weblogs, and that's another Josh Allen, that's the one we know, the one in Maine.

• Doing the lobster rock Jul 17, 2002

  Lobsters have tiny violins that scare sharks. Really!

• The Top 10.25 Things Women (genders 1-2.5) Don’t Know About Men (genders 3-5) Jul 17, 2002

  Love Advice for Extraterrestrials, from the redoubtable but unquestionably masculine (in an extraterrestrial sort of way) Xortar Cheemchim, as published in Ranflax Planet 9’s most prominent women’s magazine (in Ranflaxian, the title of the magazine would be “grandmother(1.5)'s tri-shrimp puddin'” or “creem uk lanba lanba hroot,” but it’s a tonal language, so don’t even try or you’ll end up accusing someone of having a labia filled with cottonwood trees).

• Christianity and the Space Program Jul 16, 2002

  Oh, whoa. Whoa.

• RSS1.0 Modules Jul 14, 2002

  Extensions to RSS1. 0; the threading is particularly useful.

• Introduction to Genre Theory Jul 14, 2002

  How do we classify genres? I'm asking this question (and Daniel Chandler is trying to answer it) because I want to classify work on Ftrain by genre - essay, fiction, semi-autobiographical fiction, science fiction, bald lying, pseudojournalism.

• RDF Rich Site Summary (RSS) Jul 13, 2002

  Thorough list of RSS-related resources (RSS is a way to summarize Web sites so that other sites can use them. But not just Web sites, really.

• The Polyphonic Spree Jul 13, 2002

  Yeah! Yeah!

• onegoodmove Jul 13, 2002

  Dandy lefty blog.

• sheeple Jul 13, 2002

  Pseudodictionary definition of “sheeple.

• sheeple Jul 13, 2002

  Usage example for the word “sheeple.

• We The Sheeple Jul 13, 2002

  A page about criminal justice. Pretty great.

• Audrey Easley Jul 13, 2002

  Audrey Easley is the flautist for the Polyphonic Spree, which is a musical group. She had a great energy.

• [mind G u t t e r] Jul 13, 2002

  Enjoyable, mostly-photo Web site.

• SCHEMAS: Forum for Metadata Schema Designers and Implementers Jul 13, 2002

  European Metadata Craziness! Watch out!

• Modafinil ( Provigil ) Jul 11, 2002

  Stay awake for 40 hours with no bad side-effects. Then sleep 8 hours and do it again.

• The Pragmatic Web: semantics as if surfers mattered Jul 11, 2002

  Fun read: Jorn on Topic Maps, a bit, and other stuff.

• RDF for mail filtering: FOAF whitelists Jul 11, 2002

  What you do is generate a checksum based on your mailbox ID. Then you distribute that checksum, and people create “whitelists” (but let's call 'em goodlists, instead, okay, and get that color thing out of there, time for a little accuracy in our semantics) with your checksums - NOT your email address, that can't be guessed by looking at the checksum.

• Crochet Skull Jul 11, 2002

  It's a crocheted skull. The copy that leads to the link above read “You will love it because it's so awesome.

• Mission Statement of BLTC Research Jul 11, 2002

  Self-conscious project to ensure happiness and well-being engineering for all creation.

• eclectic : Closer to a fork? Jul 10, 2002

  Detailed, informative, amusing weblog based on the fuss and budgetry on the XML-DEV mailing list.

• The Librarian Stereotype and the Movies Jul 10, 2002

  Hair buns, timidity, shushing - vicious stereotypes and slander!

• Librarians and Tigers Jul 10, 2002

  A hypothesis regarding portrayals of librarians, intermixed with images of tigers in libraries. A fiction, sort of.

• Latin-English Dictionary Jul 10, 2002

  Nice, functional resource, clickity click.

• Lugging Things Jul 9, 2002

  In which I become the most hated man in all of New York for a full minute.

• Jacques Marchais Museum of Tibetan Art Jul 8, 2002

  A large, important museum of Tibetan Art in in Staten Island, the hotbed of Tibetan culture.

• The Morning News - Letter from the Editor Jul 8, 2002

  “I told him, 'I'm basically trying to sound like a pompous twit. ' He laughed and slapped the table.

• Steve's Web Page: Flaming Lips are more Beautiful than (some) Squirrels Jul 8, 2002

  “Steve Burns,” or (so PARANOID) someone writing to impersonate Steve Burns (who COULD do such a TERRIBLE THING), describing a journey into FlamingLipsLand, a journey I shared.

• Steve's Web Page: Squirrels are Beautiful Jul 8, 2002

  The squirrel that sounds something like me has been singing about squirrel love again. Click HEARTHEIRNEXTSONG to hear the squirrel's voice crack painfully, and to hear the lines “I got the best nest in the old oak tree/So come on up and squirrel with me/In the dark.

• Butter Sculpture Jul 8, 2002

  Tibetan butter sculpture.

• Units of Measurement Jul 8, 2002

  There are Scottish units of measurement here. That includes the lippie, which is a quarter of the Scottish peck.

• Candace Bushnell Jul 8, 2002

  The subject is a little icky, but the interviewer is a pretty amusing self-conscious Ftrain rider, and I feel an affinity for what she sees in Bushnell.

• Beatrice: The Collected Interviews Jul 8, 2002

  Collection of good, usually brief interviews with contemporary lit folks.

• A History of the Mideast in the Humble Chickpea Jul 8, 2002

  The argument between Israel and Palestine over the provenance of Falafel. Falafel Queens, which is mentioned in the article,IS the best falafel in Israel.

• Miss Ghana Jul 1, 2002

  Her name is Precious, she's studying biochemistry with the goal of being a neurosurgeon, and has a big, big basket on her head. The world is an interesting place filled with a variety of people, some of them who have baskets on their heads.

• Shocked and Angry: The Prophet Whose Warnings Over Wall Street Were Ignored Jun 30, 2002

  At 93 J. K.

• U.S. Treasury Sec. O'Neill Visits “Beachhead” Data-Processing Firm - State Dept. Information Programs Jun 28, 2002

  Dumb even for a rock star: Bono said, “Anyone who's interested in investing in Ghana has only to look at these people, the smartest, hardest workers anywhere. ” Referring to the notion that the corporate world exploits low wages, he said, “I think as long as the employees of such places and the governments are exploiting the corporate world in a sort of symbiotic relationship, I think that's fine.

• William Gibson. New Rose hotel Jun 27, 2002

  William Gibson's best short story, I think - transational tech, sex, and the redemptionless hollow ache of those who deserve no better.

• The Village Voice: Film: Flop House by Amy Taubin Jun 27, 2002

  A review of New Rose Hotel, the Movie. “Instead, what's on the screen is so dreadful that it inspires the ontological question 'What are films and why is this not one of them?

• Arab-Americans of New York City Featured in Museum Exhibit Jun 27, 2002

  A good token effort.

• Africa Links from the U.S. Military Jun 27, 2002

  A large helping of links on Africa.

• The Beautiful Weather Jun 27, 2002

  David Fremington describes a day 8 years ago.

• New Rose Hotel (1998) Jun 27, 2002

  Somehow it happened that they made a movie of New Rose Hotel and I never, ever found out about it. Damn.

• Africa Daily - daily news and current events Jun 26, 2002

  Broad portal filled with Africa news.

• Transnational Corporations Observatory Jun 26, 2002

  Beautiful big site about corporate hoo-ha and transgenics and all the other stuff people do for themselves, hoping they don't get caught.

• New Shoes for Ftrain Jun 26, 2002

  This is an administrative notice about the design of this site, and you should ignore it unless you care about Reader Services or printing out sections of Ftrain.

• floating wreckage:jettisoned cargo Jun 26, 2002

  A more or less perfect Weblog - news, organization, elegance, content. Yikes.

• Kenya Broadcasting Corporation: Jun 26, 2002

  Man killed by giraffe!

• VeeJay Jun 26, 2002

  A tracker - ala SoundTracker - but for video. Any which way run the images until reels the mind.

• Social Sciences Weblog Jun 26, 2002

  Useful-lookin' weblog about the Social Sciences; links to a wide range of sources. And, whoa, coincidence, it's obvious that Paul Nijjar reads the thing, go Paul Nijjar!

• Work in The Morning News Jun 25, 2002

  I am an occasional contributor to The Morning News. Here is a list of stories, in reverse chronological order.

• The Nando Times: Crime, repression breed prolific video industry in Nigeria Jun 25, 2002

  The thriving Nigerian film industry. Via RobotWisdom.

• News of a Ratproofing Jun 25, 2002

  My neighbor wanted Joy Division. I needed something with some redemption, so we put on some Johnny Cash, Live at Folsom Prison, opened beers, lit up nasty-smelling cigars, and cursed our landlord.

• Tonie's Kladblok - scrollen verplicht in naam der hyperlink Jun 24, 2002

  Nothing beats having your work discussed in a language you can't understand. “Ik durf te wedden dat u Ftrain voor het eerst ziet,” indeed.

• Pics of Sheep and Lambs Jun 23, 2002

  Pictures of sheep.

• Waiting for the Bang Jun 23, 2002

  A Sunday night walk down Court St.

• Africa Famine Relief (UMCOR) Jun 21, 2002

  12. 8 million people are going to starve in Africa.

• U.S. Vows to Prosecute on Iraq Sanctions; Sacks Says He Won't Pay Jun 19, 2002

  Scary U. S.

• Administrative Tomfoolery Jun 19, 2002

  A place for all the things that need a place.

• the eXile #137 - Feature Story - 911 Things To Hate About America Jun 17, 2002

  911 reasons to hate America.

• Quakers and the Political Process - Presidents Jun 16, 2002

  Nixon and Hoover - Quakers!

• 9/11 Bridged the Racial Divide, New Yorkers Say, Gingerly Jun 15, 2002

  Thoughtful, well-sourced article on racism in NYC post Sept-11.

• The Rape Blog Jun 14, 2002

  A weblog focused only on rape.

• Afternoon of Albums Jun 13, 2002

  Reflections on the music I listened to this afternoon, and the afternoon albums of two friends.

• Meditative Simulated Cross-Country Skiing Jun 11, 2002

  Coney island, snacks, and anger.

• The Shins Jun 11, 2002

  One of the best bands I've heard in a long, you might even say long-ass, time.

• Fremington on the Machines Jun 10, 2002

  A short series: David Fremington, he of the large frame, has decided to go to the gym, with vivid energy.

• The Sacred Womanhood of Brooklyn Jun 9, 2002

  Respect and fear while waiting for the gym.

• U.S. Will Seek to Fingerprint Visas' Holders Jun 4, 2002

  An extraordinarily bad, stupid precedent to set.

• Alan W. Pollack's Notes on “You Never Give Me Your Money” Jun 4, 2002

  A reminder that the Beatles are not a musical group, but a lifestyle choice.

• XML.com: Standard Data Vocabularies Unquestionably Harmful [May. 29, 2002] Jun 3, 2002

  Walter Perry gets upset about standard data vocabularies.

• JOHO Emergency Instructions Jun 2, 2002

  Surviving a nuclear war: wear a hat.

• Nuclear War Survival Skills Jun 2, 2002

  A handy guide, with a foreward by no less than pro-nuke loon Edward Teller.

• Ramon Llull (Raymond Lull/Lully) resources May 28, 2002

  Excellent Raymond Lull resource.

• Concurrent Markup for XML Documents May 27, 2002

  How to create overlapping hierarchies, which is something I often run into when building Ftrain. I know you don't care, not one bit.

• Sketching Device #1 May 25, 2002

  Manipulated speakers generating random sketches. Ah!

• Manual May 23, 2002

  A collection of writing, created by a variety of folk, and pleasant to look upon, is released to the world in a digital format.

• Steven Beck's Direct Video Synthesizer & Video Weaver May 22, 2002

  The ultimate Wobblevision.

• SUO: Re: REQUEST: survey of available ontologies... May 21, 2002

  Sowa on Semantic Web standards. Ouch.

• Spreadsheets May 21, 2002

  Opinionated review of spreadsheet history and present state-of-the-art.

• Catching the Dreams May 21, 2002

  Pat Hayes on different approaches to logic for the Web.

• Colour Order Systems in Art and Science (English, French, German) May 19, 2002

  59 systems of color, richly linked and explained.

• WHY ACADEMIC BOYCOTT May 19, 2002

  Tanya Reinhart on the proposed Academic Boycott of Israel (short version: Academics are just as political as everyone else, and an international academic boycott is a valid idea).

• Heart of Greenness May 19, 2002

  The Gowanus Canal runs through a small section of Southwest Brooklyn, passing a block from my apartment. It is a waterway of jokes, legendary for its funk and as a place to dump gangsters.

• Agent-Based Computational Economics (Tesfatsion) May 18, 2002

  “Agent-based computational economics (ACE) is the computational study of economies modelled as evolving systems of autonomous interacting agents. ACE is thus a specialization to economics of the basic complex adaptive systems paradigm.

• Nonprofit Technology Enterprise Network May 18, 2002

  Using machines for good causes (like lowering recidivism, keeping people out of jail, etc).

• Paul Ford - www.ezboard.com May 18, 2002

  Steve Burns fans discussing Ftrain in a Steve Burns context. Please share your own feelings.

• Lambda the Ultimate May 17, 2002

  I never mentioned this site, but I love it dearly. All about programming, particularly functional programming, which is the kind of programming that people in academia, especially those who spend a lot of time writing papers that say “functional programming is actually better than [programming paradigm X]” while the (business) world ignores them, use.

• Mondeca - Making your Business Content more Intelligent May 17, 2002

  “Mondeca provides a software solution enabling enterprises to efficiently and intelligently organize business content. ” All that and directed graphs.

• Stephen Wolfram: A New Kind of Science May 14, 2002

  A New Kind of Hype. Stephen Wolfram proclaims self genius again; writes big hoo-ha cellular automata book proclaiming to reinvent science, 99.

• Robot seal “could lift nursing home mood” May 14, 2002

  “Our goal is to give joy and relief to people through interaction (with the robot),” Wada said.

• Reports from the Field May 14, 2002

  Interview with yours truly about character and narrative on the Web, in which I sound kinda pretentious. But hey.

• The Rotter's Club May 14, 2002

  Suggested by a friend; has a group of kids who form an art-rock band called “Gandalf's Pikestaff.

• Voices From the Gaps: Octavia Butler May 13, 2002

  Supergenius literary sci-fi. Not to be missed; beats the pants off your average cyberpunk-type.

• FirstGov.gov search for “Semantic Web” May 13, 2002

  Results for a search on “Semantic Web” for FirstGov.

• SWI-Prolog to SQL bridge. (ORACLE&ODBC) May 13, 2002

  Connecting SWI-Prolog to SQL, allowing an SQL database to be used as a db of prolog facts and converting prolog statements to SQL queries.

• Managing external tables for SWI-Prolog May 13, 2002

  External tables (text only) for SWI-Prolog.

• User evaluation of automatically generated semantic hypertext links in a heavily used procedural manual May 13, 2002

  When a manual on the Web gets semantic links added automatically, everyone JUST GOES CRAZY. With subtitles.

• Notes from a Road Trip May 7, 2002

  Oklahoma, Memphis, and Bucksnort, Tennessee

• Knot and String May 6, 2002

  “Scott,” I said, as he walked across the threshold. “If I could only tell you - ” “Well, you know,” he said, “I have time to listen.

• As if it mattered May 1, 2002

  The puzzle piece with the frayed edges is the last one you need.

• Visitors in Brooklyn Apr 15, 2002

  I had dinner on 47th St. with a friend from high school, his sister Sandra, down from Alaska, and an ex-girlfriend I hadn’t seen in 10 years.

• Very Important Update Apr 9, 2002

  A very important update regarding Ftrain.

• Catalogue of Bicycle Rides Apr 1, 2002

  Prologue: Training I found a kid’s bike—a BMX, half-buried in snow—in front of our porch. I showed it to my brother, who took it to the basement.

• Palestinian Voices, via Indymedia Mar 31, 2002

  Some MP3s to listen to.

• Fireland Mar 22, 2002

  Fireland is on hiatus.

• Sense of Place Bibliography Mar 17, 2002

  A bibliography of books related to “A Sense of Place.

• Michael Bader Mar 17, 2002

  Interesting shrink.

• Acuncompendium Mar 17, 2002

  The story of Nathan Barley, all cut-up-like. Beautiful and profane.

• Joey Skags Mar 16, 2002

  NYC hoaxster - creator of the Cathouse for Dogs, troublemaker.

• Oral History Techniques Pamphlet Mar 16, 2002

  Handy, straightforward oral history interviewing guidelines.

• March/April Hiatus Mar 13, 2002

  Ftrain is on shore leave for a while.

• Van Alen Institute: East River Information Site Mar 13, 2002

  Thorough site on the East River - politics, ecology, maps.

• The Arm in the Wall Mar 12, 2002

  “The arm belongs to the boy's father. The uncle killed the father in this basement, and in doing so he maimed the father so horribly that even his ghost cannot show his face.

• Bought in Chinatown Mar 12, 2002

  $4.50, fiberglass, red, 2 inches long.

• Access to Insight: Readings in Theravada Buddhism Mar 12, 2002

  Excellent, well put-together Web site on Theravada Buddhism; a very strong editorial vision matched with a passion for the materials and a rarely seen diligence for editing and linking.

• Place as Noplace, and 3D, and Geometry Mar 11, 2002

  Paul Ford used a machine to define the way shadows fell, and thus to fool eyes into believing that something existed which did not.

• the Jer zone Mar 10, 2002

  Riffing off Ftrain, a writer describes his own Wobblevision experiences.

• making the wobble vision Mar 10, 2002

  How to make a Wobble Vision. This was originally written up by my friend Steve Pav, but his copy is down for the time being.

• The Sight of Your Voice Mar 10, 2002

  Scott and Paul investigate the appearance of music. Illustrated with copious orange oscillations.

• Lincoln's Body Exhumed Mar 9, 2002

  One last look at Abe Lincoln in 1901 before he was buried in several tons of concrete. He was still recognizable.

• The Grateful Wretch Mar 9, 2002

  Paul Ford has his picture taken.

• The Grateful Wretch 2: Facing the Camera Mar 9, 2002

  A photo session.

• Darwin on his Deathbed Mar 7, 2002

  The words were lost; he speaks to an unknown secretary.

• A wire back through time Mar 7, 2002

  A narrator is called by himself, 40 years from now.

• Hard-shelled, part 2 Mar 6, 2002

  Lobster boy “explained” by CMU administration.

• Pedantical Graffitti Mar 6, 2002

  A beautiful and honest web rant - Jim goes ballistic over a critic of Wordsworth. “It made my thumbs sweat.

• Dancing the Macarena for a talk with Lobster Boy Mar 6, 2002

  Painful-to-read article about trying to interact with Lobster Boy.

• Brouhaha at the crabshack Mar 6, 2002

  “Lobster” performance artist has been attacked by fraternity members! “Three of the four arrested who could be reached denied damaging the property.

• The ZULU! Website Mar 4, 2002

  “It is time to stop seeking excuses for the British defeat at Isandlwana, and to start instead to think of it as a Zulu victory. ” Cool site on 1879 Anglo/Zulu war.

• Reverse Chronological Snobbery? Mar 3, 2002

  Belief and chronology.

• 5 Days with No Human Contact Mar 3, 2002

  A variation on the vertical theme.

• tremble - i did this. Mar 3, 2002

  Actually, most female drummers are billed as “quiet and mysterious”, which is generally a polite way of saying “obese and surly.

• Cybernetics and librarianship - a fifty year perspective on where we've been and where we're going Mar 3, 2002

  Our own “chronological chauvinism” attributes the digital age we are living in today as the biggest technological change in the history of the world. And that may well turn out to be true, but the late 19th century was the greatest period of technological change to date in terms of things that affected huge numbers of people's lives in very fundamental ways.

• The Apartment on 9th St Mar 2, 2002

  Within its boundaries

• The Neighborhood Mar 2, 2002

  In particular Brooklyn Heights, Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens, Red Hook, and Prospect Park

• Social Place Mar 2, 2002

  Stories of one’s place in the wider world of human behavior.

• New York City Mar 2, 2002

  It’s a happenin’ town.

• Location Mar 1, 2002

  Place in three dimensions.

• Time Wrapper Mar 1, 2002

  What happened in the future.

• Time Mar 1, 2002

  The fourth dimension of place.

• Alternatives to Corporate Globalization Feb 28, 2002

  There's more than one way to do it. From Philly Indymedia.

• Empire State Feb 28, 2002

  The illustrated story of a sea which became a woman.

• Princess Superstar's Lyrics for Princess Superstar Is Feb 28, 2002

  It's “Bad Babysitter,” Without a question.

• Answering Machine Message Feb 28, 2002

  From my friend Melanie Darning.

• My Amazon Wishlist Feb 27, 2002

  Ryokan wants to give the moon to the thief.

• ErnieFord.com! Feb 27, 2002

  Load 16 tons and what do you get? I'm sure he sang other songs, but that was more than enough.

• Ryokan Feb 27, 2002

  The story of Ryokan.

• Ryokan: Zen Poet Feb 27, 2002

  Ryokan was a Zen monk. He wrote love poems to Teishin.

• National Brotherhood Week - Tom Lehrer Feb 27, 2002

  “Oh, the white folks hate the black folks/And the black folks hate the white folks/To hate all but the right folks/Is an old established rule. ” God in heaven, please send a new Tom Lehrer.

• You've Got To Be Carefully Taught Feb 27, 2002

  Oscar and Hammerstein song. “You've got to be taught how to hate and fear.

• My Home Town - Tom Lehrer Feb 27, 2002
• Colours of Resistance Feb 26, 2002

  Bringing together anti-racism and anti-globalization into a good package.

• Open to Criticism Feb 26, 2002

  All manner of response, wherever, is encouraged.

• A Blatant but Heartfelt Promotion Feb 26, 2002

  Steve Burns, some new music, and familiar squirrels that have learned to sing.

• Other Web Content of Value Feb 25, 2002

  Where other Web content of value is promoted.

• Bookstores Feb 25, 2002

  Two bookstores on Court St. in Brooklyn, a dog, and a policeman’s beard.

• pseudodictionary Feb 24, 2002

  This site is epic and perfect; I discovered it because its founder sent me a poem for the Ftrain poetry anthology. Example: “dot-com boyfriend/girlfriend - A sexual or romantic partner who requires a high level of investment, on which you will never see any return.

• Pundits on Fire in Hell Feb 23, 2002

  A very kind reader recently sent me the audio file that went with this piece; I thought it was lost forever. Classic Ftrain Scott Rahin/Paul Ford interaction, resurrected from the digital graveyard, plus hardcore trombone fury.

• Stuff: Broken Jokes Feb 23, 2002

  Jokes without the humor, for comic effect.

• Please Send Me Your Favorite Poem Feb 23, 2002

  So I can put it in an online anthology.

• Anthologies Feb 23, 2002

  Collections of words, images, sounds, cooing birds.

• Requests for Help or Content Feb 22, 2002

  Ways to help keep Ftrain rolling.

• Some More Birds in Brooklyn Feb 22, 2002

  They lead civic activities, and some are friends.

• How to put a whole harmonica in your mouth Feb 22, 2002

  Not recommended for larger, chromatic harmonicas.

• Angie With Santa Feb 22, 2002

  A Boston Terrier with an amazing face. An unhappy-looking Santa.

• Literacy Assistance Center: How to get involved Feb 22, 2002

  New York Literary Assistance center.

• Robot Exclusion Protocol Feb 22, 2002

  A story about the Google of the future.

• Stories about Birds Feb 21, 2002

  Where the birds come to roost, on Ftrain.

• The Bark Unleashed: The Bark Web Site Feb 20, 2002

  Dog is my copilot! A Web site for people who have the dog problem.

• Vest Feb 20, 2002

  I still need a few years.

• The Pitt News - Hard-shelled Feb 19, 2002

  A CMU student is living for 3 months in a house he built in silence dressed as a lobster attached to an umbilical cord doing exercises and blowing on a horn. See pictures.

• whygodwhy: “Things I would say to Paul Ford if he was the receptionist in my office.” Feb 19, 2002

  Hmm. It's #6 that bugs me the most.

• Mike & Jill Feb 18, 2002

  Mike and Jill are friends. Nothing naughty, just friends.

• Cheap Zoo - Satisfaction Maybe Feb 18, 2002

  An extremly inexpensive animal experience.

• A Musical, and Political, Bird Feb 18, 2002

  He is, in addition to being a musician, a strident progressive, and has persistently encouraged the other birds to be more accepting of the pigeons, among whom he ranks many of his closest friends.

• 18 Feb 2002 Feb 17, 2002

  Poignant, strong personal narrative about a socially lost classmate, by Dervala Hanley.

• Humiliating Events 1 Feb 17, 2002

  Ali Handro writes on love, frisbees, and dog shit, and the reader squirms and shivers.

• The time has come to talk of many things... Feb 17, 2002

  Scroll to 09 January - “Tomorrow I go in front of the judge, again. ” Excellent personal narrative about alcoholism.

• Humiliating Events 2 Feb 17, 2002

  Ali Handro on a cabbage patch doll and a moment of terror. Excellent as usual.

• Reader Feedback on Fragmented Year Feb 16, 2002

  Perhaps someone who is in the field of research of mental illness would be interested in your work.

• Otherkin FAQ v 4.0 Beta (1/6/01) Feb 15, 2002

  “A good example is: Are all elves physically or energetically sensitive to metal/iron? No.

• obscura: advice: 000529 Feb 14, 2002

  I asked for advice in 2000, and received it. The images are beautiful.

• Candy Feb 13, 2002

  2 artifacts from the day.

• Author blasts firms for hostile practices Feb 13, 2002

  Good article on Jill Fraser, who spoke in West Chester, PA critiquing corporate management practices. By Jim Esch.

• Fragmented Year Feb 12, 2002

  I keep a file called messages on my computer that holds all my phone conversations, story ideas, quotes, and phone numbers. I add to it as the days go by, when I’m working. It’s over a year old, and 32,000 lines long. This is a collage made from bits of it.

• Game for Small Sounds Feb 11, 2002

  A piece I wrote with words of one sound each. No more, and of course no less (or else there’d be no sound at all).

• Jutes, Angles and Saxons Feb 10, 2002

  Background on the Jutes, Angles, and Saxons.

• Dick Cheney on his way to meet with the GAO Feb 10, 2002

  Or maybe it's something with a birthday cake.

• The Grateful Wretch 1: Pre-shoot Feb 10, 2002

  I must be doing something right.

• From the Universal Self-Instructor of 1883 Feb 7, 2002

  It is rude to stare at ladies in the street.

• Armenian National Institute Feb 6, 2002

  Resources on the Armenian Genocide.

• Life in Terkels Feb 6, 2002

  Measuring your life as a ratio to Studs

• Special Feature: the Worst Illustration of Studs Terkel Feb 6, 2002

  I was trying to create an image for my piece on the Terkel, a unit of self-worth.

• Fabulous Baker Boy Feb 4, 2002

  Why Dean Baker is the best economics commentator out there, by a former economics professor. Dean Baker has a Terkel rating of .

• To a Young Child, by Gerard Manley Hopkins Feb 4, 2002

  It's bouncy hokum, but I love it.

• Lester Bangs on “Astral Weeks” Feb 4, 2002

  Brilliant Bangs' meandering, implicitly Lorca-comparing essay on Astral Weeks, which is the best album on Sundays.

• Monkeyfist Celebrates Black History Month Feb 4, 2002

  It's BHM over at MonkeyFist. How are you celebrating?

• 5 February 2002 Feb 4, 2002

  Some moments of recall.

• Matewan Birthday Cake Feb 4, 2002

  The Matewan Massacre of 1920: now in tasty cake form.

• Anticipated Essays Feb 3, 2002

  An experiment, in which I write things over time, slowly, perhaps, eventually, the slowest writing ever.

• Attorney General: “America Must Cease to be a Lurid Statuary of Deviant Sex” - WHITEHOUSE.ORG Jan 30, 2002

  It's the picture that gets me.

• Julia A. Moore, “Sketch of Lord Byron's Life” Jan 29, 2002

  I feel that this is perhaps the finest poem ever written in the English Language.

• Future Plans for Reader Services Jan 28, 2002

  Where I’d like to take Ftrain. Some options.

• Some Birds in Brooklyn Jan 28, 2002

  A vision of circling creatures, which can be recreated by machine.

• Reader Services FAQ Jan 28, 2002

  What are Ftrain Reader Services? Why don’t they work?

• Some Miscellaneous Ideas Jan 28, 2002

  Some ideas which came out of some programming and problem-solving exercises. Half-coherent.

• Ftrain Reader Services Help Jan 27, 2002

  Advice for particular features in Reader Services

• Ftrain Reader Services Jan 27, 2002

  A collection of utilities to make reading a given Web site more interesting.

• One Week Later Jan 27, 2002

  Jim Esch is feeling under the weather in more ways than one, and does something fine with it.

• Statistics Every Writer Should Know Jan 27, 2002

  Within a margin of error, what's a median mean?

• Erase Yourself Jan 26, 2002

  Erase your reader record and start again.

• Create weblog link to this page Jan 26, 2002

  Create a link to a given page that links back to your own site

• Save Yourself Jan 26, 2002

  Save your reader record via a bookmark

• Take Note Jan 26, 2002

  Take a short note on a page.

• Ftrain Privacy Statement Jan 26, 2002

  I watch your every move, but you remain a number disconnected from flesh and life.

• My Musical Career Jan 18, 2002

  I wore opposing stripes. She wore a Tina Turner wig. Osgood glued my hair to his chest.

• Song, by Ezra Pound Jan 16, 2002

  Sing Goddamm! Goddamm!

• whygodwhy/2001 08 20 Jan 15, 2002

  “Acre for acre you're talking the same amount of zombies.

• The Naked Woman Across the Street Jan 13, 2002

  In which I become an 11-second accidental stalker.

• Toward a Theory of Interactive Fiction Jan 9, 2002

  Interactive Fiction, looked upon all serious-like.

• The Busy Bee Jan 8, 2002

  The tired lad.

• A Sense of Place Jan 5, 2002

  Dimensions, voices, sound, time, language.

• To-do List Jan 4, 2002

  A list of things which Ftrain needs done to itself.

• Buddy, Socks's Nemesis, Is Dead Jan 3, 2002

  Buddy, the best thing about the Clinton administration, was hit by a car.

• A Little Parrot Humor Jan 3, 2002

  A collection of bad parrot jokes.

• Prolog(ue) Jan 3, 2002

  Scott and I head over to Boyd’s and see his 3-D theramin.

• Data and Reality [Excerpts] Jan 3, 2002

  A programmer looks at the relationship between data the real world itself.

• Quotes from Hollywood Squares with Paul Lynde Jan 2, 2002

  Peter Marshall: The Atlantic Ocean is the major body of water on Africa's west coast. What major body lies off Africa's east coast?

• Why are robots so fascinating? Jan 2, 2002

  A collection of random notes on works in progress.

• Coliseum Books Jan 1, 2002

  ... is closing.

• Collected Dialogues Dec 31, 2001

  Pieces of the aural environment from Dec 30 to Dec 31, 2001

• DIVIDE BY ZERO Dec 31, 2001

  Cute and cool fonts from a young font designer, all free.

• CamRants: The I Have a Big Dick Awards Dec 28, 2001

  Cameron Barrett says “go fuck yourself, Mr. Winer.

• WordsEye Dec 27, 2001

  WordsEye converts sentences to pictures. Type: “John stands on the floor and gives the tree to Mary.

• The Machine Stops by E.M. Forster Dec 26, 2001

  E. M.

• Wasis Diop Dec 23, 2001

  Senegalese/Parisian musician; looks worthy of some outlay for albums.

• Genesis Prelude Dec 21, 2001

  Jim Esch on Mike Rhombus' prog-rock attempts.

• Holiday Dec 18, 2001

  Ftrain on Holiday

• 6 Year Old Girl Sjambokked to Death Dec 17, 2001

  A sjambok is a kind of heavy whip.

• MCV1a Theremin Midi/CV Interface Dec 12, 2001

  MIDI interface to Theramins.

• Art's Theremin Page Dec 12, 2001

  Thereminmania!

• AlterNet—Israel in 600 Words or Less Dec 7, 2001

  Summary of how Israel goes.

• When Voice Recognition Leads to Bias Dec 7, 2001

  Racism in action: sound Black on the realtor's answering machine, and they won't take your call. Sound white and they call back right away.

• Open Lending Database Project Dec 6, 2001

  Neat code for sharing information as to what you own, so that you might lend it to others.

• SWWS Final Report Dec 5, 2001

  Semantic Web conference proceedings - scan down (12 meg PDF!

• Monkeyfist.com: Our Monkey, Your Fist Dec 4, 2001

  Monkeyfist relaunches and it's lookin FINE.

• Semantic Web Conference Dec 3, 2001

  Semantic Web conference is going to be held in 2002 in Sardinia, Italy, the hotbed of Semantic Web development.

• Christopher G. Healey Dec 3, 2001

  Neat data-visualization techs from NCSU professor. Your tax dollars at work!

• The Moral Life of Geeks Dec 3, 2001

  A previously unseen Kendall Clark on the moral questions geeks face in choosing their work.

• Squirrels, in Union Square Park Dec 3, 2001

  A man in the park said, “squirrels find only 10 percent of what they bury.”

• History Assisted Navigation Dec 3, 2001

  Ways to sort and structure the Web-browser's “history” file to make it more accessible and useful.

• Telling A Story Dec 1, 2001

  John Udell of Byte. com on Web Narrative.

• U. of I. teaching assistants walk out Nov 29, 2001

  Go grad students! Unionize!

• A Model of the Semantic Web Value Chain Nov 25, 2001

  Biz+SemWeb.

• Thanksgiving Composition Nov 25, 2001

  A declarative story about my Thanksgiving holiday.

• lfs.nl Nov 24, 2001

  A site to take to a desert island, filled with things that move when you touch them. There's much there, but overall it feels unfinished, which is wonderful - it gives you the sense of more to come, of gaps to be filled and new ideas to come in to round out the edges.

• The Jakarta Site - The Jakarta Project Nov 24, 2001

  More and more it looks like Java is the way to go for building big Web sites - toolkits like JSP, Ant, Lucene, and Tomcat seem to hold together with fewer seems than comparable CGI solutions.

• The Foreign Policy Therapist Nov 19, 2001

  Wallace Shawn writes the Foreign Policy Therapist, as America.

• A Logical Mnemonic for Calendaring and Scheduling Nov 18, 2001

  How to build calendars and schedules using var SemWeb techs.

• The RDF Query Language (RQL) Nov 18, 2001

  SQL for RDF.

• Beyond Black Dogs and Mice Nov 14, 2001

  A survey of creatures which foreshadow depression, and their literary origins.

• How Dare They - While we have our hands on our hearts, they're trying to pick our pockets! Nov 13, 2001

  Overview and analysis of war profiteering by big conglomerates.

• net.narrative environments Nov 13, 2001

  Net Narrative Environments. Sweet-seemin' 'blog.

• The Learning Machine Web Nov 12, 2001

  Learning machines! Machines that learn!

• Narrative Technologies Nov 11, 2001

  Blog by Jeremy Bushnell.

• Nominally Concerning a Shirt Nov 8, 2001

  A section from a story about two people negotiating.

• Jim Crow on Fraternity Row Nov 7, 2001

  Fraternities in blackface. Completely disgusting.

• Singer Nov 7, 2001

  A photo of a singer.

• A List Apart: The Narrative Web Nov 6, 2001

  Mark Bernstein on e-narrative.

• Brokentype Nov 5, 2001

  Ali Handro has unique brilliance; the story of his lawn is told with style and wit.

• See the World, One Personal URL at a Time Nov 4, 2001

  ``Personal Web sites have even evolved their own genre of writing: the rant. '' Please kill me.

• Baffling Cuteness Nov 4, 2001

  Exploring, and respectfully interpreting, the artifacts of another culture

• Stuttercut Nov 3, 2001

  Stuttercut came back. Sweet!

• Power Tower Nov 1, 2001

  Jim Esch on his love for the Amiga, and the waiting and sadness entailed thereof.

• AROS: Analysis, Reasoning and Optimisation based on Semantics Nov 1, 2001

  Interesting research lab in Denmark fiddling around with various semantic/logical strategies.

• Dismal Scientist Layoff Calculator Nov 1, 2001

  Find out your chances of being fired. (Via Jim).

• After 8 Years, U.S. Economy Finally Falters Oct 31, 2001
• The Devil and Sonny Liston Oct 31, 2001

  Kendall Clark wants me to read this book. He says it's the sort of book Norman Mailer would write, if he could write.

• Language Toy Oct 30, 2001

  An online word-muncher.

• List of Prepositions Oct 30, 2001

  Nice long list of prepositions.

• Stuttercut Oct 30, 2001

  Stuttercut, if it comes back, will be sweet.

• Wiiski: User.WebHome Oct 30, 2001

  Cool new Wiki approach; integrates chat and other features.

• ICP : Games : Fact Party Oct 30, 2001

  Fact Party! I want to play.

• Cleaning My Room Oct 30, 2001

  The author cleans his room and, to some extent, himself.

• A Movie Theater Marquee Oct 29, 2001

  Someone probably got fired for that...

• Best Of Oct 28, 2001

  An amateur’s chrestomathy.

• VNC - Virtual Network Computing from AT&T Laboratories Cambridge Oct 28, 2001

  Open-source tool that allows you to view any desktop from another - Mac, Windows, Unix.

• Sentient Computing Project Home Page Oct 28, 2001

  ``What could we do if computer programs could see a model of the world? By acting within the world, we would be interacting with programs via the model.

• Message inside the front door Oct 27, 2001

  A cheering note.

• Colin Powell Not Smiling Oct 27, 2001

  He's clearly not having a good enough time.

• IAwiki: DeliverablesAndArtifacts Oct 27, 2001

  Wiki page describing Information Architecture deliverables.

• Sticker Oct 26, 2001

  Found on a Brooklyn phone pole.

• Business Model for the Semnatic Web - Design Issues Oct 25, 2001

  Tim Berners-Lee on the Business Possibilities of the Semantic Web.

• The Glenn Gould Archive Oct 24, 2001

  A collection of Gould resources.

• American Translators Association Translation Services Directory Search Oct 24, 2001

  Find a translator (and a translator's Web site) by language.

• Neighborhood Gallery Oct 23, 2001
• Emacs at Freshmeat Oct 23, 2001

  New version of EMACS! A reason for joy in this Godless world.

• Celebrity Magnet Oct 23, 2001

  Jim Esch writes a great article on Martin Guitars, a company with at least a smattering of ethics.

• The Fortyfour, Inc. Oct 20, 2001

  Neat DIY folks in Jersey - bands, blogs, bits.

• Search Engine Positioning: Link popularity and the Bowtie Theory Oct 17, 2001

  The Bowtie theory of Web site relevance.

• A Smarter Web Oct 17, 2001

  Middling-quality overview of the SemWeb from Mark Frauenfelder.

• RDF Interest Group IRC Scratchpad Oct 17, 2001

  Funny criticism of the Fraunfelder article, by epistemology rock star Bijan Parsia.

• Thoughts on Total Coverage Oct 17, 2001

  Jim Esch on ambiguous war emotions.

• Inside.com and Brill's Content to Close—This Time We Really Mean It Oct 16, 2001

  Sheer bitterness. ``Thirty-eight people, including the author of this story, lost their jobs.

• Wish you were here! Oct 16, 2001

  A postcard.

• Loebner 2001 Photos Oct 15, 2001

  The Loebner is over! A.

• Graveyard Oct 15, 2001

  Where stories go to die.

• The Suda On Line (SOL) Oct 15, 2001

  Massive dictionary from the Byzantine era, now being translated to the Web.

• Ken Alibek: For the Biodefense Oct 15, 2001

  Today, Alibek works for antidotes to germ warfare at Hadron, Inc, but he used to work manufacturing germs for the Soviets.

• Early Abominations Oct 14, 2001

  From 1997-1998, the worst of Ftrain.

• R. Keith Sawyer's Home Page Oct 14, 2001

  Academic researcher (but very readable) who is studying improvisation in social narratives from a cognitive perspective, among other things.

• progymnasmata Oct 14, 2001

  14 classical writing exercises.

• High-Tech Cardboard Boxes Used In Afghan Food Airdrops Oct 14, 2001

  The mechanics of dropping food from an airplane.

• Later Abominations Oct 14, 2001

  Awful writing from 1999 on, when I should have known better.

• Men loading 1000lb bombs Oct 14, 2001

  Impressionistic image of men loading 1000 pound bombs onto planes on the USS Carl Vinson. Oddly, I've stood on the Vinson's flight deck.

• Aphthonius Progymnasmata Oct 14, 2001

  Translation of a progymnasmata guidebook.

• The Journal of Mundane Behavior Oct 14, 2001

  Fantastic scholarly journal of everyday life; articles on “The Improvisation of Everyday Life” among other topics.

• Beyond the Web: Electronic Texts for the 21st Century Oct 14, 2001

  Panel to discuss the future of text w/emphasis on humanities research.

• Photographs of Signs Enforcing Racial Discrimination Oct 14, 2001

  Pictures of water fountains, hotels, and restaurants from America during the depression.

• IBN KHALDUN - His Life and Work Oct 14, 2001

  Khaldun - nifty medieval social theorist, wrote the Prolegomena.

• Umberto Eco: The Roots of Conflict Oct 14, 2001

  Thoughtful Eco on the conflict, from Counterpunch.

• FIPA RDF Content Language Specification Oct 14, 2001

  Intelligent Agent specifications in RDF.

• Failure to Execute Oct 14, 2001

  Ideas and concepts that I hoped would get off the ground, but didn’t.

• Mil. Photographer of Year Competition Oct 14, 2001

  Winners of Military photo competition. Some lovely, some sad, some very normal.

• Ghurkas Screwed by the Man Oct 14, 2001

  The legendary Ghurkas, an elite Nepalese fighting force who fight for Britain, receive crap wages and lousy benefits.

• Noise Between Stations weblog Oct 13, 2001

  Neat blog by an IA; links to me, but I respect it anyway.

• Amazon.com: buying info: I Had a Frightmare! Oct 13, 2001

  Pile-on on Bill Keane at Amazon.

• Cartoonists Struggle With Patriotism, Terror Attacks Oct 13, 2001

  Aaron McGruder's been shackled by the man. (Unfair and stupid newspaper reaction.

• Strange Connections—Information Architecture Oct 13, 2001

  Archive of past articles by Peter Morville on this spanking new discipline. Spanking!

• How do we justify, sell, and measure IA and usability? Oct 13, 2001

  A few things to think about re: selling the stuff; useful.

• Freedom From Religion Foundation, Inc. Oct 13, 2001

  Cranky, cranky athiests. But dammit, they're right!

• Parsons Information Architecture course syllabus Oct 13, 2001

  Information architecture course at Parsons.

• DEVIN'S ART PAGE Oct 13, 2001

  Devin Esch is a 5 year old girl with a rockin' Web site.

• Mapping the Web Infome Oct 12, 2001
• The war over the narrative Oct 12, 2001

  Weird doublethink from the land of milk, honey, and men named Uzi.

• Schnackertronics Oct 12, 2001

  Real time looping/phase shifter programmed in Csound (with interface).

• A Real-Time CSound Orchestra Oct 12, 2001

  Further work in RTSound manipulation by Csound.

• Waiting for the barbarians Oct 12, 2001

  USA vs Roman Empire.

• More stories prior to the heat death of the universe Oct 11, 2001

  More whatever.

• Summary of John W. Kaye's History of the War in Afghanistan by Frederick Engels Oct 11, 2001

  Afghanistan and imperialism in the 1800s.

• Mark Twain on War and Imperialism Oct 11, 2001

  Twain's writings against U. S.

• Regarding the November, 2000 Presidential Election Oct 11, 2001

  A consortium of news organizations has decided, in the wake of terrorist attacks on America, not to publish the results of an analysis of the November, 2000 Presidential Election voting in Florida.

• Even in the Ruins, Race Matters Oct 11, 2001

  Looting, racism part of the WTC cleanup.

• Fop Oct 11, 2001

  XSL formatting objects processor written in Java - can't handle turning all of Ftrain to PDF, though.

• US Department of State - Home Page Oct 11, 2001

  The official word from the men in charge.

• USC/ISI - DAML WebScripter Project Oct 11, 2001

  Integrating SemWeb stuff into spreadsheets, etc.

• Semantic Web Application Platform Oct 10, 2001

  CWM home page from TBL.

• RDFWeb General Overview Oct 10, 2001

  RDFWeb is a testbed initiative by some principal SemWeb folks.

• Red Rock Eater Digest - attack Oct 10, 2001

  General Tech/Society links from 11 Oct 2001.

• Uprizer Oct 10, 2001

  Interesting Web company found on RDFig weblog.

• An Informed Public Is the Greatest Weapon of Democracy Oct 10, 2001

  Slightly boring article against secrecy.

• PURL - Persistent URL Home Page Oct 10, 2001

  Where URLS can stay safe forever.

• FOAF RDF Vocabulary: Schema version 0.1 Oct 10, 2001
• The Foundation Center - Your gateway to philanthropy on the World Wide Web Oct 9, 2001

  Getcher grants here.

• RDF Interest Group IRC Scratchpad, last cranked at 2001-10-10 19:43 Oct 9, 2001

  RDF interest group links, churned from IRC logs.

• Bert in Bangladesh Oct 9, 2001

  Bert of Bert and Ernie in a seriously weird, probably accidental media hack.

• Protege-2000: Home Page Oct 9, 2001

  An ontology development tool in Java.

• “get your war on” Oct 9, 2001

  War Comix.

• Ted Nelson Interview w/BBC Oct 8, 2001

  Crabby Ted Nelson Interview.

• AlterNet—All I Am Saying Is Give War a Chance Oct 8, 2001

  Amusingly angry Michael Moore on American war in Afghanistan.

• The Anti-War Movement's Challenge Oct 8, 2001

  Seems to sum up a big swath of the left.

• Letters Oct 1, 2001

  Investigating the epistolary impulse.

• Operation Wild Badger Sep 29, 2001

  Introducing a wee device for the creation of names for U.S. military operations.

• The Phone Sep 28, 2001

  It was vermin.

• Early On Sep 27, 2001

  When the author was a pup.

• Not Much at Ground Zero Sep 21, 2001

  A walk to downtown Brooklyn, then over to downtown Manhattan.

• Over and Out Sep 17, 2001

  There’s still you.

• Run From Ground Zero Sep 16, 2001

  A narrative of my last few days in Israel, of watching the WTC, then losing my job, then holding the walls, then wanting to help, then giving up, then feeling hope, then giving up again, and on and on.

• September 11, 2001 Sep 11, 2001

  I am so sorry.

• Evolution Sep 4, 2001

  A message from the Ftrain metaphor control committee.

• “500,000 Kilowatts of Stardust” Sep 3, 2001

  Gene, Debbie, and Donald teach me about art

• Ivrit Sep 2, 2001

  Voices, and sounds, and sleeping.

• Blah Aug 27, 2001

  Basically, I suck.

• Ftrain Codebase Aug 14, 2001

  The bits and pieces that go into making this the finest personal site on Planet Z.

• Big Boy Now Aug 9, 2001

  The wooden sheep is a red herring.

• Ben Gurion! Aug 7, 2001

  Zoom, zing, zip.

• Brief Corrective Jul 30, 2001

  Responding to responses.

• I must not think bad thoughts Jul 26, 2001

  Politics keeps me up at night.

• London Temporary Shelter Request Jul 25, 2001

  American seeks floor and roof.

• Phone Call Jul 23, 2001

  A silver fox, an achromatic bear.

• Imaginary Dog Jul 18, 2001

  What he would be like, if I could have him

• Guilty Hair Jul 14, 2001

  We’ll forget her, and him, soon enough.

• Police Boat/Red Boat/C Train Jul 11, 2001
• Body of Language Jul 9, 2001

  A late-night series of thoughts on names.

• Clown/Fountain Jul 5, 2001

  Two photos from a long walk.

• We Live Like Kings Jul 3, 2001

  Come on, face it.

• Characters and Simulation Jul 1, 2001

  A brief idea about characters in Web-fiction

• Eyewitness Noise: 2 July 2001 Jul 1, 2001

  AI, Canada, Kendall, Israel, and Zithromax

• People I appear, unintentionally, to be ripping off Jun 30, 2001

  After I wrote the piece one level up, on SimCity and Narrative, I did some keyword searches on Google and found the following essays, which I will read when I have a bit of time, learning as I go how my ideas are unoriginal, lame, and long-ago-disproven. The fun of weak scholarship!

• Heat Effect Jun 29, 2001

  It looked as if it would be hot forever.

• Running the Machine Jun 27, 2001

  Under the hood of Ftrain.com

• Images from in and around Manhattan, NYC Jun 26, 2001

  La van, a man, a plan, a bird, Dr. Ibañal Panama, Naval!

• Again, sick, argh Jun 24, 2001

  The author is in good spirits but is also a frog.

• Valuable Information Jun 19, 2001

  Advice for young fellows who play with fire.

• Park in Brooklyn Heights Jun 18, 2001

  A quick moment

• Day: Jun 16 Jun 15, 2001

  1 interval from 16 Jun 2001 (Consumption Directional Elsinore)

• Bridge and River Consecration Jun 15, 2001

  ...the voices of the builders....

• Day: Jun 15 Jun 14, 2001

  1 interval from 15 Jun 2001 (Provokes Unforgiving Polices Fewest)

• Canon of Classifieds Jun 12, 2001

  Author ISO meaning; will travel.

• 11 June 2001 Jun 11, 2001

  The eve of the execution.

• Making Sense of This Site Jun 10, 2001

  A guide for the perplexed

• Context and Web-memory Jun 10, 2001

  This is a summary of my technical background, and if you don’t care about things like databases and XML, skip it.

• Photos from a Day in Jerusalem Jun 7, 2001

  A small collection of photos and captions.

• Bethesda Jun 7, 2001

  The springs where Jesus healed the sick

• Around the Temple Jun 7, 2001

  The Al Aqsa mosque, the Western Wall, an archeological dig

• Guns and Moses Jun 7, 2001

  Commerce in Jerusalem.

• The Church of the Holy Sepulchre Jun 7, 2001

  Where Jesus was crucified, dead, and buried, and where, on the third day...

• Stopping by Sharon’s, then ascending to Zion Jun 7, 2001

  It’s really just a big hill.

• Soldiers, Muslims, Coca Cola Jun 7, 2001

  IDF Soldiers are everywhere in Jerusalem, some young and nervous, others cocksure, others standing with old, cynical posture, all seemingly under 22.

• Rebel Quietly in the Mornings Jun 3, 2001

  Don’t sit too close, I’ve got kulchur

• The Compliment May 31, 2001

  Making the statement.

• Compression May 27, 2001

  Blocks and unblocks

• Update, before another leap May 23, 2001

  I suck so bad.

• Day: May 22 May 21, 2001

  1 interval from 22 May 2001 (Sanctions Thomson Connoting Grenades)

• Eyewitness Noise Apr 30, 2001

  Various news scraps from the world of the Ftrain

• 50 Lira Apr 21, 2001

  A story suggested by my 1970’s drug-abuse-encouraging porn-movie bathroom

• Getting back to Israel Apr 19, 2001

  Exercising my Flight of Return

• Sirens, Water, Land Apr 18, 2001

  A inquisitive sketch relating to certain historical incidences and their current cultural manifestations, ending with news of a bountiful resource in our mental landscape.

• Fictional Eavesdropping Apr 17, 2001

  What they talk about when they talk in Hebrew

• Day: Apr 16 Apr 15, 2001

  1 interval from 16 Apr 2001 (Sinews Tour Vega)

• The bedroom and the world outside Apr 15, 2001

  2/3 of the world is stories; the rest is sleep.

• Yiddish/Hebrew words Apr 11, 2001

  Yiddish/Hebrew word list with defs. Handy.

• The Oxford Text Archive Apr 11, 2001

  The long-surviving OTA, with etexts galore.

• XSLT FAQ Apr 11, 2001

  Dave Pawson's de-facto XSLT FAQ.

• ADWEEK.COM Apr 11, 2001

  Big New Yorkish mag about my beloved, evil industry.

• English Literature: Early 17th Century (1603-1660) Apr 11, 2001

  Graphics heavy but good content.

• The Third Rail Online Magazine Apr 11, 2001

  Good for Subway info.

• yourDictionary.com Apr 11, 2001

  General words, thesaurus, etc.

• Adventure in Prolog Apr 11, 2001

  The game “Adventure” written in Prolog - engine, logic, and NLP together.

• Batik SVG Toolkit Apr 11, 2001

  Batik, Java SVG engine from Apache that interfaces with FOP.

• Dictionary of Philosophy of Mind - Chinese room Apr 11, 2001

  Chinese Room defined.

• Middle of Nowhere by Brad Cox Apr 11, 2001

  Synthesis site from former academic.

• New York City Documents Apr 11, 2001

  Handy city docs of various stripes.

• Ontology, Metadata, and Semiotics Apr 11, 2001

  Useful advice from John Sowa.

• Publications of David Mertz Apr 11, 2001

  Pomo interpretations of tech, biology, and other factors.

• Re: xsl:key Apr 11, 2001

  Handy advice for :key function.

• Chapter 1: Ergodic Literature Apr 11, 2001

  Ergodic = RPGs and suchlike.

• Part 4: Philosophy of Artificial Intelligence [565] Apr 11, 2001

  Long bib of AI info.

• Powers, Richard Apr 11, 2001

  Richard Powers home page and caricature.

• SemanticWeb.org Apr 11, 2001

  General semantic Web stuff; biased towards business.

• TNR Online | Automatic Writing by Keith Gessen Apr 11, 2001

  Digital writing info.

• The Morning News Apr 11, 2001

  Snazzy blog/zine from a bunch of folks, some of whom seem to be Brooklynites.

• XSLT Standard Library Apr 11, 2001

  Dates, times, expressions, all in li'l XSLT. Bad idea?

• sugar Apr 11, 2001

  Holly's consistently funny blog.

• Pixbarn: Package Design, etc Apr 11, 2001

  Odd trash bits and noise from the world of selling stuff, esp. food.

• ATT-Meta Project MENTAL METAPHOR DATABANK Apr 11, 2001
• FAQ for comp.lang.functional Apr 11, 2001

  Introduction and overview, with language descriptions, related to functional programming.

• Famous Curves Index Apr 11, 2001

  Beautiful curves, so many beautiful curves.

• HotAIR - Rare and well-done tidbits from the Annals of Improbable Research Apr 11, 2001
• The New York Times: Movies Apr 11, 2001

  NYTimes current film reviews and links to most current movies.

• forensic-linguistics discussion list Apr 11, 2001

  Forensic linguistics listserv.

• Creating Informal Looking Interfaces Apr 11, 2001

  Sketched/drawn interface development and effects of the same.

• Episodic writing Apr 11, 2001

  Theory of screen narratives and others by Michael Stutz.

• Jason Hutchens Apr 11, 2001

  Hutch! Behind Megahal, and then coworker at Ai.

• LARRY HAUSER: Philosophy Resources, Etc. Apr 11, 2001

  Hauser is very anti-Searle; neat stuff.

• SHOT Apr 11, 2001

  Scholarship in the Humanities info.

• Writing a Business Plan Apr 11, 2001

  Instructions on crafting your biz plan.

• A Prisoner's Dictionary Apr 11, 2001

  Prison words!

• FBI - Freedom of Information Act - Frank Sinatra Apr 11, 2001

  Sinatra's FBI file - 2038 pages of Frank!

• LIBR.ORG Apr 11, 2001

  Social-activist librarian's site.

• Bookstores in New York City (Manhattan) Apr 11, 2001

  Fairly definitive and frequently updated list of Manhattan bookstores. Dover Books!

• MOVABLE TYPE :: Personal Publishing System Apr 11, 2001

  Cool CM system.

• Textism Apr 11, 2001

  Consistently good, I say, and put-up regular-like.

• World New York Apr 11, 2001

  Classic Blog; great links always, or at least often.

• Writings and Musings Apr 11, 2001

  Bob Frankston's articles and essays.

• Personal Ads: Flatulent British Gnome, Toothless, Not Seeking Romantic Sunsets Apr 11, 2001

  Comparison between NYC and English personal ads.

• Left Business Observer Apr 11, 2001

  Always interesting; one of those classic inside-print lefty zines from backwhen.

• New Scientist Apr 11, 2001

  Alas, poor Hal, I knew him.

• The Practical Requirements for Making a Conscious Robot Apr 11, 2001

  Harnad - symbol grounding, etc.

• WriteTheWeb: news for web users who write back Apr 11, 2001

  Infrequently updated Web-content Weblog.

• Horowitz's Notepad: Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks is a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too Apr 11, 2001

  Racist bullshit in its purest form.

• Anal Piercing Experience Apr 11, 2001

  How to get a stud up in that bad place.

• Celestial Grammar 1.3 Apr 11, 2001

  Pornographic grammar; easy to remember.

• New York City Department Of Health - EHS Rats We're Working Together Apr 11, 2001

  How to deal with rats in your apartment. Keep the baby up.

• Electronic Activist Apr 11, 2001

  Advocating for the separation of Church and State.

• Interfacing Annotea Via JavaScript Apr 11, 2001

  JavaScript interface to JavaScript via W3C.

• The Story Machine Apr 11, 2001

  Scott McCloud's very own zairjat.

• CoreLex Apr 11, 2001

  Extension to Wordnet; can't remember exactly what it does.

• Wordnet 1.6 - WordNet Apr 11, 2001

  One of many Web interfaces to Wordnet, but probably the best.

• Chronology of Artificial Intelligence Apr 11, 2001

  History of AI in little blurby text.

• Richard Kennaway's Constructed Languages List Apr 11, 2001

  Constructed languages, like Logsdsghhffu3-rh and Klurnggogn.

• development economics Apr 11, 2001

  Economics related to developing/new economies.

• Making a Moral Corporation: Artificial Morality Applied Apr 11, 2001

  Info on creating a corporation that doesn't fuck people.

• Substructural Logics Apr 11, 2001

  They're weaker than regular logic, but strong on their own. Whoo!

• Silva Rhetoricae: The Forest of Rhetoric Apr 11, 2001

  Nice rhetoric reference. Too bad language is so damn fuzzy.

• C-SPAN.org Apr 11, 2001

  Cable's gift to the ignorant populace.

• agonizer.com Apr 11, 2001

  Outstanding crank zine.

• Shielded from Justice: New York Apr 11, 2001

  Problems with cops; plenty of evil included.

• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace Apr 11, 2001

  Spooky Richard Brautigan cyberpoem.

• i C S - INFORMATION, COMMUNICATION & SOCIETY Apr 11, 2001

  Journal for data/culture dorks.

• A Theoretically Motivated Tool for Automatically Generating Command Aliases Apr 11, 2001

  HCI/AI convergence - it figures out what you like to do, etc.

• SWISH-E 2 Apr 11, 2001

  So simple, so fast, so sweet. Indexes like a demon.

• Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen Apr 11, 2001

  Hitler designed the damn thing. Look and see.

• Orbis Romanus Apr 11, 2001

  Atlas of the classical world.

• Logical Pluralism | Log Apr 11, 2001

  Fascinating Weblog of research into logical pluralism, which I don't understand, but still, it's fascinating.

• Dublin Core Metadata Initiative (DCMI) Apr 11, 2001

  Basic metadata framework for adding meta-information to Web pages; dc: namespace.

• Culture Jammer's Encyclopedia Apr 11, 2001

  Overall reference for culture-jamming types and hoaxsters.

• Disturbing Auctions Apr 11, 2001

  Good for a laugh.

• People with online papers in philosophy Apr 11, 2001

  Many AI-related philosophical papers in the midst.

• Softpanorama: (slightly skeptical) Open Source Software Educational Society Apr 11, 2001

  Great, general mental flea market from Nikolai Bezroukov.

• Aziz Gokdemir's Archive Apr 11, 2001

  Aziz Gokdemir is a tremendous writer.

• [—nDroid—] Apr 11, 2001

  Couldn't be any friggin' cuter, could it?

• Argus Center for Information Architecture Apr 11, 2001

  General site for IA.

• User Interface Engineering Apr 11, 2001

  Big on Flash and similar technologies.

• STS - The Society for Textual Scholarship Apr 11, 2001

  Nothing could be uglier, visually, than this Web site.

• Perl Contains the Lambda-Calculus Apr 11, 2001

  Functional programming in Larry Wall's shitpile of language.

• Interconnected -I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons- Apr 11, 2001

  Various topics, including the XMLish.

• Welcome to RDFWeb Apr 11, 2001

  Home of FOAF and other techs...

• Exquisite Corpse - A Journal of Letters and Life Apr 11, 2001

  Lit and culture 'zine I promise myself to check out later.

• Problems in Web Fiction Apr 11, 2001

  Random thoughts on hypertext; old.

• Place and Zipcode file documentation Apr 11, 2001

  Places and Zipcodes from the US census.

• Wizard's Gay slang dictionary Apr 11, 2001

  Throrough Gay slang dict; British emphasis if I remember.

• Xanalogical Structure: Now More Than Ever Apr 11, 2001

  Ted Nelson's latest wackiness; more thorough and quite interesting stuff, but hard to implement with a sluggish processor.

• A Month in Savion Apr 5, 2001

  I went back to Israel to work on an Artificial Intelligence project from April 6-May 6, 2001

• Beyond Black Dogs and Mice Mar 29, 2001

  Churchill was beset by a metaphoric black dog; it sent him into long stretches of melancholy. Kafka had mice, and Sartre, I think, had cockroaches.

• Day: Mar 27 Mar 26, 2001

  1 interval from 27 Mar 2001 (Connote Versailles Predominating)

• Day: Mar 25 Mar 24, 2001

  1 interval from 25 Mar 2001 (Sharply Filthy Ottoman)

• Day: Mar 24 Mar 23, 2001

  1 interval from 24 Mar 2001 (Chinks Definitional Lawlessness)

• Day: Mar 23 Mar 22, 2001

  4 intervals from 23 Mar 2001 (Obliviousness Replaying Xenia Biomedical)

• Day: Mar 19 Mar 18, 2001

  2 intervals from 19 Mar 2001 (Nuclide Ensnares Greeting Supplier)

• Emacs Notepad Mar 18, 2001

  Make emacs tell time, open files quickly, and talk to Perl.

• Day: Mar 18 Mar 17, 2001

  1 interval from 18 Mar 2001 (Deliciously Dumb Promotional)

• Day: Mar 17 Mar 16, 2001

  3 intervals from 17 Mar 2001 (Qualm Sharpening)

• The Titles of Web Publications Rendered as Something Like Poetry Mar 16, 2001

  Can a narrative be created using only Web site names? You’ll soon see, the answer is “no.”

• Google Narratives Mar 14, 2001

  For some reason, Google continues to obsess me, occasionally, and I’ve written about it several times, enough to create a container.

• Day: Mar 15 Mar 14, 2001

  2 intervals from 15 Mar 2001 (Belts Slick Tabulating)

• Google Search, 12:35 AM Mar 14, 2001

  Online, revenge is forever

• Day: Mar 13 Mar 12, 2001

  8 intervals from 13 Mar 2001 (Minuscule Headquarters Belief)

• Day: Mar 12 Mar 11, 2001

  4 intervals from 12 Mar 2001 (Irishizes Golding Ezra)

• Half-assed Homecoming Mar 11, 2001

  Returning for just a moment in the larger travels.

• Day: Mar 11 Mar 10, 2001

  2 intervals from 11 Mar 2001 (Beet Gospels)

• Day: Mar 10 Mar 9, 2001

  4 intervals from 10 Mar 2001 (Heralds Chastely Arroyo)

• Day: Mar 09 Mar 8, 2001

  3 intervals from 09 Mar 2001 (Temperately Gallantly Sleds Sclerotic)

• Day: Mar 08 Mar 7, 2001

  1 interval from 08 Mar 2001 (Presumes Doublers)

• Day: Mar 07 Mar 6, 2001

  1 interval from 07 Mar 2001 (Drinkers Tanker)

• Linear Journal Feb 28, 2001

  Daily automatic meanderings

• Internet Culture Review Feb 26, 2001

  A reply to Thomas Frank’s One Market Under God. A quick explanation of how Cyberculture transformed into the New Economy, and then into - poof! “TV news can be safely ignored forever.”

• 4 hours in Jerusalem Feb 14, 2001

  In through Jaffa Gate; I don’t remember where we came out.

• to explain myself Feb 14, 2001

  the risks of the metafiction lifestyle

• Night Flight to Tel Aviv Feb 12, 2001

  The first time out of North America

• Obtaining a Rush Passport in New York City Feb 8, 2001

  Going to offices, riding on trains.

• Israel Feb 8, 2001

  Ftrain.com in Israel.

• Bucket of Doggerel Feb 5, 2001

  Sometimes, but not often, I rhyme.

• Faced with the possibility of violence Jan 28, 2001

  The train rattled gently. Once more his fists tensed.

• Ego gratification Jan 26, 2001

  The other reason for working on the Web.

• Why bother creating a Web site like Ftrain? Jan 26, 2001

  A first stab at the answer to that question.

• A theory of art Jan 26, 2001

  The concept behind the motivation.

• Rationale for this Web site Jan 26, 2001

  Why would someone build Ftrain.com?

• Foolishnesses Jan 21, 2001

  Goofy text-toys that don’t fit elsewhere

• Keystone State Jan 20, 2001

  From Pennsylvania, abode of Scott’s youth, and my own

• The boxes reach to the ceiling. Jan 19, 2001

  A half-essay about dust and a small room.

• Movie Star Jan 15, 2001

  In the morning, I brush with Fame.

• Paul Ford: a story of unbearable handsomeness Jan 11, 2001

  Here I am, in all my glory.

• Notes and Observations on Building a Web Site with XSLT Jan 9, 2001

  Some notes on using XSLT, an XML transformation language, to create Ftrain.com. Probably only fun reading for a certain kind of geek.

• Piano Jan 6, 2001

  A plain recollection

• Middle Youth Dec 27, 2000

  What happened when little was happening.

• College Years Dec 27, 2000

  A gloomy gus amidst the upstate snow.

• Then to New York Dec 27, 2000

  Coming to the city, and what I found there.

• Grandfather Dec 27, 2000

  Stories about my grandfather, whom I wish was still here.

• Recent Transactions Among the Tribes Dec 19, 2000

  This is how the business section of the newspaper sounds to me. You?

• Contagious! Dec 18, 2000

  Going to the doctor for the first time in 5 years.

• Art Book Dec 17, 2000

  The protagonist in denial.

• Brass Railing Dec 14, 2000

  What we talk about when we look at boats.

• Speculation: ReichOS Dec 13, 2000

  In which I rip off Phil K. Dick, and ask, indirectly: if the Nazis had won, would we have Linux?

• Professional Driver, Closed Course Dec 11, 2000

  Sorting through the sounds of words.

• Silicon Alley UpdateLosing the Niche: HeyThereNegro.com Dec 10, 2000

  What’s the news from New York’s hottest economic zone?

• Etymologizer Dec 6, 2000

  A mass-etymological breakdown tool that I’d create if I could, but I can’t.

• Poetry Scanner Dec 5, 2000

  A possible tool to figure out where the accents are.

• Box of Ideas for Future Language Toys Dec 5, 2000

  Ideas for web projects, stories, or approaches to cultural understanding which I’d love to implement and make available if I had the time, or brains.

• Polysemizer Dec 5, 2000

  The mighty Polysemizer, making sure all the words are widely known.

• Why are Human Beings So Terrible? Dec 4, 2000

  Lines stretched from 512 to 718.

• Copyright Dec 1, 2000

  Herein find containted the official copyright statement of Ftrain.com

• Two Parallel Content Planets Nov 30, 2000

  With the advent of the web, there appear to be two parallel tracks for the development of content and ideas.

• What’s the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Nov 26, 2000

  An extremely clear definition, from Booknotes, 1994

• Continued Biographic Nov 24, 2000

  More on the author.

• Paul.Ford Nov 24, 2000

  Who has perpetrated this monstrosity?

• Strategy Session Nov 19, 2000

  Selling shoes through violence, and death.

• Woman Nov 11, 2000

  A sketch from 1997

• Boots Nov 11, 2000

  Image from 1996

• SlideShow Nov 11, 2000

  Images of Past Projects Gone Wrong

• CE Cover Nov 11, 2000

  Cover of the Combined Effect Non-magazine, 1996

• Are You Mono Blind? Nov 11, 2000

  I have absolutely no recollection why I created this image.

• Identity Nov 11, 2000

  An old logo for my very self, now retired.

• Mirrored Smut Nov 11, 2000

  Image from 1996

• The Black Bitmapped Ribbon Nov 11, 2000

  Another project gone and done for.

• Boy Painting Self Nov 11, 2000

  Image from 1995

• Colors #2 Nov 11, 2000

  Odd image from 1997

• Feller Nov 11, 2000

  Image from 1996

• Deaf Nov 11, 2000

  Image from 1995

• Addicts Nov 11, 2000

  Scanned Image from 1995

• Initial Thoughts about Narratives Nov 6, 2000

  Results of a a brainstorming session.

• I’ve been trying to make sense of narrative’s place on the web Nov 6, 2000

  A resume of sorts—proof that I’m not just making it all up.

• Documents Indicate... Nov 1, 2000

  Ford motor company has damaged my brand equity, so I’m suing. This is, for those who have a little trouble with the concept and have seen fit to send me death threats, a joke.

• Reverse Chronology Nov 1, 2000

  Ftrain.com rolling backwards.

• Ftrain.com Privacy Statement Nov 1, 2000

  Official, certified statement intended for the audience of Ftrain.com.

• Literary Aspirations, Confession of Nov 1, 2000

  The author comes out of his closet full of books.

• Forward Chronology Nov 1, 2000

  Ftrain.com rolling forwards.

• Table of Contents Nov 1, 2000

  This is what Ftrain.com looks like to web-browsing sparrows, as they fly hundreds of feet above a terrain of pure data, wearing tiny virtual-reality helmets tuned to display only alphanumeric characters, and GIF graphics.

• Rub it and Love it Nov 1, 2000

  Cookery and love, love, love

• About Nov 1, 2000

  Ftrain.com is a a collection of interlinked pages, with text, graphics, and links to other digitally encoded media objects.

• Story Oct 31, 2000

  Fun-time word-activities in American English.

• Stories for the Boxglow Oct 31, 2000

  Fictional narratives of varying quality.

• Language Machines Oct 31, 2000

  Little Tools for Foolish Wordplay.

• Texts Oct 31, 2000

  A media memory palace; a place to put oddments and scraps; a notebook of cuts and slices, protected under fair use.

• Theory Oct 31, 2000

  Ideas about stories, and narratives. Often vague, due to the author’s stunning ignorance.

• Stories about Money and Business Oct 26, 2000

  Because that’s where life is lived.

• Speculations Oct 26, 2000

  Various imaginary tales.

• Rhetorica Oct 11, 2000

  Professor Lanham's snazzy business. Good inspiration for Zairja.

• much smarter people Oct 1, 2000

  Who does this thing?

• They told stories to reprogram my brain Oct 1, 2000

  A non-answer to the question: what is cognitive rhetoric?

• Truly a Cloud Sep 10, 2000

  Each time I check the Web, I expect bombing.

• Republican National Convention Aug 2, 2000

  I’m trying to unrust my chops, so I wrote down some thoughts on the RNC. It’s hard to connect ideas; I’m struggling with the words.

• Explosion on Ftrain Jul 26, 2000

  Relaunching the Web site.

• Location x 3 Jul 15, 2000

  Ask an idiot a simple question, and see what happens.

• The Staten Island Ferry Jul 10, 2000

  For summer days and sweet romance.

• Rockefeller Center Jul 9, 2000

  Good Morning America.

• The Brooklyn Bridge: Below Jul 3, 2000

  The spot below the bridge where they shoot the models.

• The Brooklyn Bridge: Upon Jul 3, 2000

  What is it like upon the Brooklyn Bridge, summarized in two paragraphs?

• The First Self-Interview Jun 28, 2000

  I took myself out to dinner, and we sat down and he interviewed me.

• Bloodlife Jun 24, 2000

  In my modern era, love begins with diagnostics.

• Yes, I do Jun 10, 2000

  Darn tootin! The rawer the better!

• I work with you or know you in some capacity Jun 10, 2000

  And your paycheck is now just a dream.

• Independent Sections Jun 10, 2000

  Independent sections show up on their own lines, indented, with their blurbs printed right below.

• No, I definitely do not Jun 10, 2000

  And never ask me again!

• I am over 18 Jun 10, 2000

  And I’ve got feathers on my naked parts!

• I am not over 18 Jun 10, 2000

  I am just a young’n.

• I promise not to get weirded out if I see smut Jun 10, 2000

  Originally I wasn’t going to put anything up, but it seemed almost twisted not to pay off the poor bastards who dealt with the silly decision tree.

• Inline Sections Jun 10, 2000

  This is an example of an inline section

• No, I don’t know you from Adam Jun 10, 2000

  And Adam doesn’t know me either.

• Do you like dirty stories? Jun 10, 2000

  An example of a decision tree.

• Iron-clad Legal Copyright May 4, 2000

  You don’t own me, although I am another on of your little toys.

• Touch May 4, 2000

  It’s hard to reach out.

• Amiable Chat Down 9th St. May 4, 2000

  Focusing the narrative on its geographical heart.

• Biography of a Full-bore Jackass May 3, 2000

  Short bio of the author of Ftrain.com, written by OCTAVE9, a computerized expert system

• Transit May 2, 2000

  The end is near.

• Lost Weekend May 1, 2000

  I was just fucking with people here, writing nonsense, talking crazy talk.

• Staten Island Apr 30, 2000

  Middling writing about a nice day.

• Walk with Friend up Clinton St. and Back Apr 25, 2000

  I is an intellectual type, when I don’t watch myself. Ah well.

• Box One Apr 23, 2000

  It’s the box, in your brain, that makes you feel these things.

• ATM Apr 23, 2000

  Tell me what you think, she said.

• Cards Apr 23, 2000

  Because you should always share how you feel.

• If Steven Spielberg Directed Porn Apr 23, 2000

  Foolery

• Fred, a Cat Apr 15, 2000

  A nice cat, gone.

• Puppet Show, early afternoon in a warm October in West Chester, Pennsylvania, 1988 Apr 11, 2000

  People find it curious that I grew up doing puppetry, but I swear to God it was a pretty normal childhood.

• ‘Log Frenzy (Abstract) Apr 10, 2000

  Gentle suggestions.

• b i k e ! Apr 9, 2000

  I’ve got a bike. You can ride it if you like.

• Giant Robot Construction Kit Mar 26, 2000

  Technological interlude.

• Paul Ford Re-enters Outside World Mar 12, 2000

  Here I come!

• Love Lost to the Ylem Mar 12, 2000

  Quantum love’s a true bitch.

• My Turing Machine Mar 6, 2000

  I made my own Turing Machine. Or perhaps I am a Turing Machine and I’m just looking in the mirror.

• The Ftrain Temporary FAQ Mar 6, 2000

  Out of ideas, I began writing about Ftrain itself. Bad sign.

• 4 Poems from the First Lines of the Poems Archived at the Poetry Daily Web Site Feb 21, 2000

  Poetry all sliced up, and then put back together.

• Microcelebrity Feb 19, 2000

  I ain’t famous, but won’t you think I am?

• The Subway Diary Guide to Self-Loathing Feb 19, 2000

  A guide for getting through those bad days.

• Pundits on Fire in Hell Feb 17, 2000

  Stop telling me how to think!

• My Busy Day Feb 10, 2000

  I have so much to do (includes pictures).

• Ftrain Special Report: London Feb 7, 2000

  Here I am in London....

• Notes for an Essay on Microsoft Word Feb 4, 2000

  Damn the paperclip to hell.

• Amiga 1000 Feb 1, 2000

  A love letter to a little white box.

• Voice of the Future Jan 31, 2000

  Thinking ‘puters!

• Audio Jan 26, 2000

  This is me, testing the recording capability on a Linux system, doing an old man’s voice.

• Interactive Word Machine Jan 19, 2000

  Touch the robot.

• Passerine Among the Natives Jan 17, 2000

  I’m counting minutes as she’s making a documentary.

• 5 Marketing Catastrophes Jan 15, 2000

  All absolutely 100% guaranteed true.

• Alumni Register Jan 13, 2000

  How’m I doin?

• Forthcoming Science Trade Books Jan 11, 2000

  What’s coming from the physics and paleontology set?

• Thenar Crease Jan 6, 2000

  A poorly realized science fiction idea.

• 2nd Avenue Jan 4, 2000

  A half-antidote to spiritual failure.Muddle of desires.

• Shame Jan 2, 2000

  A horrible event.

• Wire 008: Backrub Dec 31, 1999

  I am listening to Anita Ward’s song “Ring My Bell. ” This song makes me want to get a bottle of lotion and rub a woman’s back, pressing against the muscles of the shoulders with these large, strong hands, plying the warm flesh of every tender spot with gentle caress, releasing tension slowly, over the course of an hour, and letting my hands slip where they will, until she is riveted in comfort, afloat on my touch.

• Wire 001 Dec 31, 1999
• Wire 002 Dec 31, 1999

  This is the third spam I’ve received for “Viagra On-Line,” but what I want is saltpeter. How can you be “sex-positive?

• Brooklyn Dec 31, 1999

  The Borough of Kings

• Manhattan Dec 31, 1999

  All the money is here.

• request Dec 31, 1999

  Ladies and gentlemen, I am hungry, and I’m selling socks, I’m selling these socks, because I need the money, because I am broken, because I am not your color--but aren’t we all down here together. I am without skill or hope, with no promise for better things.

• sign Dec 31, 1999

  THE STREET IS TO THE LEFT AND THIS IS THE SIDEWALK. THE CURB IS IN THE MIDDLE.

• Archive Dec 31, 1999

  Prior Iterations of Ftrain, created in blind ignorance but with great hopes, and information on the site itself. My advice, which you should feel free to ignore considering the source, is to start from the very end - to read the new stuff first, when I’d actually learned a little bit about writing, and then if you can stomach it, move backwards.

• Ftrain 1 Dec 31, 1999

  02/99-10/99: Stories about work and faltering relationships. A new, revised version of my life, with more words and more deep needy sadness. Ah. Alas.

• NYC Dec 31, 1999

  Alone and loveless, go seeking. This is a very small collection of places in New York that resonate with the author.

• Wire 004 Dec 31, 1999

  Just in case you read Ftrain and you don’t understand, as a legal and voting adult, I take full responsibility for my actions. I’ve been out of the house since I was 15.

• Wire 009: Pride Dec 31, 1999

  The proud man defends his pride in a bar, at work, and among friends; when he is slandered, when the boss tells him his work is not good, when he is disrespected by others, at every injury, every poke, jab, failed promotion, or slanderous calumny, his chest swells in anger; something unreleasable agitates inside him, throbbing like an infected finger, until he cannot repress it any more, and if he can not strike someone else, some stranger, perhaps he strikes his wife, or at the least he is suddenly cruel to her; and in doing this he reclaims some power from the world. She, the wife of the proud man, has no barrier against his hands, but she has other domains of authority, and so may scream at the children, who listen and mull on her words in quiet fear.

• Basic Elegy Dec 31, 1999

  An urgent memorial.

• Wire 005 Dec 31, 1999

  Hell is not other people. Hell is sitting in your room writing existentialist plays about how hell is other people.

• Wire 010: Hangover Cure Dec 31, 1999

  I woke up without a hangover at 8am, after four hours of sleep. A few years ago, I used to think, with cosmic import, that I rose so early after drinking binges because I had gotten in touch with some deeper feeling the night before, via the mental state brought on by the lowered inhibitions of the alcohol .

• The Subway Diary Dec 31, 1999

  10/97-08/98: Urban fool wanders New York City, records observations. Selections from the Subway Diary, the author’s first, struggling attempt at creating a narrative on the Web. Failed efforts, aborted attempts, self-importance in abundance.

• Ftrain 2 Dec 31, 1999

  01/00-05/00: Perhaps it can be done correctly this time. Selections from Ftrain.com’s second round, the author’s third, slightly-less-struggling (and suddenly database-driven) attempt at creating a narrative on the Web.

• Wire 006 Dec 31, 1999

  I have to come clean--my name is not Paul Ford. It’s Kat.

• Wire 007: A Particularly Unbelievable Moment in the Heinous History of American Race Relations Dec 31, 1999

  In the earlier part of this century, the Bronx Zoo exhibited a Pygmy behind bars.

• Sampler Jun 27, 1999

  All the things in my head all at once.

• Rein, carnation Jun 27, 1999

  A goofy fiction.

• Considerations Jun 20, 1999

  If Molly Bloom was I, and I was Molly Bloom, and we were trying to write for the Web, maybe this would be what we’d write. Maybe not.

• Mirror Only Slightly Angled Jun 11, 1999

  The online journaler, a strange creature of odd habits.

• Stopwatch Jun 11, 1999

  I can drink beer quickly.

• Heat Jun 10, 1999

  Sex, it’s all about sex.

• Tom Baylor, Space Therapist Jun 8, 1999

  He helps extraterrestrials get their shit together.

• Mortar & Expounded Cliche Jun 7, 1999

  Beating my head against a wall.

• Undisaster May 31, 1999

  Drug abuse and how it screws up your writing style.

• Rats Eat Vomit May 26, 1999

  Filthy, filthy, filthy things in NYC

• Weekend: Court Street May 26, 1999

  Getting stones thrown at me in Red Hook.

• Weekend: Avenue B May 26, 1999

  Meeting a woman and talking about getting taken from behind, and so on.

• Weekend: Avenue A May 26, 1999

  I got drunk and went into a park.

• Shut Up, Paul May 23, 1999

  What he said.

• A Defense of Sexual Loneliness May 21, 1999

  A fiction which of course many readers wrote in about thinking I was a sick, crazy fuck, because people don’t get it, no

• Discussion May 19, 1999

  The crank from Queens grabbed me on the train. Here’s what he said.

• Monologue May 17, 1999

  Writing on writing about writing. Kill me.

• Possible Beginnings to Science Fiction Novels May 16, 1999

  How do I start?

• Peak of the Cycle May 15, 1999

  Feeling all nervous like, trying to calm down, chest and heart and so on.

• Ftrain Winter Haiku May 14, 1999

  Some haiku, you.

• Hitler’s Brain May 14, 1999

  The truth, finally.

• The Thing I Do May 14, 1999

  Loving myself, loving you.

• First Date After the Breakup May 13, 1999

  A terrible first date. A catastrophe.

• Let’s Make Fun of Dirty Thnirts! May 9, 1999

  People thought this was the dumbest thing I’d ever written, but I love it.

• Daily Entry Written on Powerful Prescribed Drugs May 7, 1999

  Reality falters, splinters, death.

• Speaking May 6, 1999

  Chat with dad.

• Created May 5, 1999

  What’s wrong with the world? An attempt at a non-answer in a few short words. Reading over these archives, I want often to say shut up, fellow. Why didn’t I?

• Blanket May 2, 1999

  Love lost, boring goals.

• The Inevitable Essay May 2, 1999

  I used to live in New York. No more. I moved to LA, where the post-nuclear plague is even worse, in some ways

• Hmm Apr 30, 1999

  An experimental play.

• MISTAKE Apr 30, 1999

  Archy comes back for a moment to talk to Don, but doesn’t realize that Don is dead.

• Who’s Reading? An Annotated Selection from Yesterday’s Access.Log Apr 26, 1999

  Recipient of the highly coveted Journal Something Award!

• Tights Apr 25, 1999

  This will be an entry about watching Tights , a musical adaptation of Mel Brook’s “Robin Hood: Men In Tights” performed by developmentally disabled children at a special school in Manhattan. No, on second thought, it won’t.

• Love Ditty Apr 24, 1999

  Punk rock love. It sucks.

• In the Ancient Bottle Apr 22, 1999

  A few thoughts on alcohol, the ambrosia of the terrified romantic

• Wires Apr 22, 1999

  A series of little narratives, all glued together

• Outbound Apr 22, 1999

  Going on the road.

• Mr. Social’s Night on the Town: A Burnt-Out Case Apr 22, 1999

  Going out and burning out.

• Mr. Social’s Night on the Town: Prelude Apr 22, 1999

  Going out and coming unglued.

• Here We Go Again Apr 18, 1999

  I broke up with a girl and had to write for the sympathetic Internet audience about my deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep feelings.

• Reunion Apr 18, 1999

  Death in the family (again)

• Fantasy Apr 18, 1999

  A dumb little story with one or two good lines, based on a completely predictable joke.

• The Voice in the Ear Apr 17, 1999

  Talking, talking back, and so on. Taking it all too seriously.

• Commercial Apr 17, 1999

  Ah well. Sometimes the writing turned to squalorous sloppiness. Here’s a good example.

• Art Apr 12, 1999

  An essay on the arts scene and what it meant to me in 1999. Of course, when I’m writing these summaries (mid-2000) I care not at all.

• Citizen Darth Apr 10, 1999

  Trashing the new Star Wars movie. It deserved trashing.

• Reticulation Apr 8, 1999

  Why the desire to network? Why the desire to shake hands and make connections?

• Notice Apr 4, 1999

  Celebrity! Who cares about it?

• Trip Home Apr 1, 1999

  Trying to sort things out; an essay with archival value if little merit.

• Cliches, some with Examples Mar 27, 1999

  How many can you spot? And when is a cliche a characteristic?

• 80 Mar 26, 1999

  An old man, some music, and lots of e-mo-tion.

• Prediction Mar 25, 1999

  The only point of this piece is to demonstrate what a jackass I am.

• Carpoint Mar 25, 1999

  Oh, I am a didactic bastard. What was I trying to accomplish with my mini-lecture on automotive environmentalism?

• ‘Thropic Mar 22, 1999

  Hating Life and hating people!

• Still in Clement Park Mar 20, 1999

  The day after the Columbine murders

• Clement Park Mar 19, 1999

  Hours after Columbine, I wrote this

• Horsetails Mar 18, 1999

  My mother was a puppeteer. It was surprisingly un-scarring.

• Solo in Gray Mar 17, 1999

  Sea Lions in the park. What do my words mean here? I use the word pinnepedal. Why? Oh, God.

• Romance Mar 17, 1999

  The sad boy’s sweet sad love and lust.

• Wu-Tang Bakery Mar 14, 1999

  What they cook at the Wu-Tang bakery.

• Off the Sofa Mar 14, 1999

  A little lecture from the author of such fine works as “Off the Sofa”

• Inner-city Geek Trash Talk Mar 14, 1999

  Dorks is angry

• Tattoo Mar 13, 1999

  An odd little lecture from a man with symbols on his skin.

• Litany Mar 13, 1999

  A sad whine about work, written in the “high amateur” style that so much of my prose favors.

• Shame Mar 10, 1999

  A terrible thing happened in the bathroom.

• An Ending of Sorts Mar 9, 1999

  Closure on the Internet

• Montclair Mar 9, 1999

  Around now in the project I was grasping for ideas. It was a painful process. I was not just out of ideas; I was out of life

• Fall and Winter 1992 (First Draft) Mar 7, 1999

  A fiction about older women

• Late Night, 5th Ave Mar 7, 1999

  An attempt at an elegaic tone, trapped at work at night feeling worn and bored

• Satya’s Dog Mar 6, 1999

  A poem about a stinky dog.

• Rationales: A Spontaneous, Topical Play for Voices Feb 28, 1999

  A play about Kosovo.

• On My Way to Meet You Feb 27, 1999

  A strange experiment about cars and New Jersey.

• I Fucked Everything Up and Now I Must Die Feb 27, 1999

  I’m bored as hell, and I can’t take it anymore!

• At 10 (Quick Sketch) Feb 27, 1999

  Another wee story

• I Believe (a comic gothic, first draft) Feb 25, 1999

  A little fiction with a high “yeah, whatever” quotient

• Arrival Feb 23, 1999

  An argument with the moms, circa 1980something.

• Overdue Feb 22, 1999

  A little apology to a woman who’s long, long gone.

• First Day Feb 22, 1999

  So now, I decided to become autobiographical. I thought I’d write my whole life’s story in about 3 hours, but I didn’t get far. Here’s the first piece.

• His First Screen Appearance Feb 21, 1999

  He tinks, he winks

• Apnea Feb 3, 1999

  Another on the death of my grandfather. He was a good fellow. I miss him.

• Death Trip Feb 3, 1999

  The funeral of my grandfather.

• Tracking My Changes Feb 1, 1999

  A few absolutely shitty literary thoughts.

• After Jan 31, 1999

  The first in a series about my dying grandfather. Death; it’s something no writer can leave be.

• Big Day Jan 30, 1999

  A new job, with attendant hopes and feelings (I quit 6 months later). Rock, Paper, Scissors is a made-up name, by the way.

• My Pals Sonic Youth Jan 26, 1999

  A visit to the concert hall.

• Before Jan 25, 1999

  A moment of waiting for the emotions to settle.

• Meeting Sally Field Jan 23, 1999

  I met Sally Field, and found that she was mortal, and could not shoot laser beams from her eyes.

• My Favorite Variable Jan 22, 1999

  Geeking out.

• Address (First Draft) Jan 21, 1999

  Narrator says: I’m just a gigolo

• Sign/Request Jan 18, 1999

  A little story and a little sign, neither one of much note.

• Meandering Entry Jan 17, 1999

  Dreams and what dreams are and aren’t and oh God, I’m so deep, I’m the deepest man you’ll ever meet, won’t you please get in touch and tell me how deep I am. God help my poor readers.

• Taste for Today Jan 16, 1999

  A wee stylistic experiment without much bearing on any larger reality.

• Morning Jan 15, 1999

  Trying to get your life together when your life is not together

• Brief Interview Jan 14, 1999

  A discussion with a stranger about her family.

• Tourist Jan 12, 1999

  When friends lecture, friends get annoyed.

• Study Hall Jan 4, 1999

  Working and what it’s like to work and whatever.

• Burden Jan 3, 1999

  Sick of writing, I write about being sick of writing. Result? The audience is sick of me.

• Small Jan 2, 1999

  A New York moment of no note.

• 13 Aug 98 Aug 12, 1998

  Zoom

• 11 Aug 98 Aug 10, 1998

  Acting my age

• 09 Aug 98 Aug 8, 1998

  River I

• 08 Aug 98 Aug 7, 1998

  I Never Left My Heart There

• 07 Aug 98 Aug 6, 1998

  Gym

• 06 Aug 98 Aug 5, 1998

  A Visit to the Vet

• 04 Aug 98 Aug 3, 1998

  Total Systems Failure

• 03 Aug 98 Aug 2, 1998

  Meditation

• 02 Aug 98 Aug 1, 1998

  Shoes

• 01 Aug 98 Jul 31, 1998

  Tolerance

• 29 Jul 98 Jul 28, 1998

  Little Bastard/Story/List

• 28 Jul 98 Jul 27, 1998

  Holocaust

• 27 Jul 98 Jul 26, 1998

  Pony!

• 26 Jul 98 Jul 25, 1998

  Recap

• 25 Jul 98 Jul 24, 1998

  Day Four

• 24 Jul 98 Jul 23, 1998

  Day Three

• 23 Jul 98 Jul 22, 1998

  Day Two

• 22 Jul 98 Jul 21, 1998

  Day One

• 20 Jul 98 Jul 19, 1998

  Poetry in Perspective I

• 19 Jul 98 Jul 18, 1998

  My Pals

• 17 Jul 98 Jul 16, 1998

  Fact/New Friend

• 16 Jul 98 Jul 15, 1998

  General Truthful Administrative Paul Ford Update

• 15 Jul 98 Jul 14, 1998

  Faith Revisited

• 13 Jul 98 Jul 12, 1998

  Do you Like the New, Red Subway Diary?

• 11 Jul 98 Jul 10, 1998

  Some (Babbling) Thoughts about Web Diaries and Journals

• 10 Jul 98 Jul 9, 1998

  Holiday in the Arctic (finished)

• 09 Jul 98 Jul 8, 1998

  Name Your Poison

• 06 Jul 98 Jul 5, 1998

  How I came to New York I

• 05 Jul 98 Jul 4, 1998

  A day for “Bob”

• 04 Jul 98 Jul 3, 1998

  God bless it, Amen! I have taken this flag and pressed it to my chest and it has come out the other side.

• 03 Jul 98 Jul 2, 1998

  Breaking Up

• 02 Jul 98 Jul 1, 1998

  Memo to the other 98%

• 01 Jul 98 Jun 30, 1998

  What happened and how it happened. An experiment, I guess.

• 30 Jun 98 Jun 29, 1998

  Knitodendron

• 29 Jun 98 Jun 28, 1998

  A Love Letter to Consumer Society

• 28 Jun 98 Jun 27, 1998

  Dear Reader

• 27 Jun 98 Jun 26, 1998

  Family Planning

• Statement of Faith Jun 24, 1998

  Written at age 14, my official indoctrination

• 24 Jun 98 Jun 23, 1998

  A Thing to Do

• 23 Jun 98 Jun 22, 1998

  Life Shift

• 22 Jun 98 Jun 21, 1998

  Microsoft Trampoline 2.0

• 21 Jun 98 Jun 20, 1998

  January 1, 2000: The Millennium Bug

• 18 Jun 98 Jun 17, 1998

  Television Fantasy

• 17 Jun 98 Jun 16, 1998

  Army

• 14 Jun 98 Jun 13, 1998

  I’ll Send Money When I Can 1

• 13 Jun 98 Jun 12, 1998

  Neighborhood Character

• 10 Jun 98 Jun 9, 1998

  The Way it Works

• 03 Jun 98 Jun 2, 1998

  7 June 1998 (Departure Point) 1

• 02 Jun 98 Jun 1, 1998

  Paging Tom Peters

• Superstition vs Science May 30, 1998

  That werewolf is hitting those grapes. From May, 1998.

• 30 May 98 May 29, 1998

  The National Interior Monologue on Race

• 26 May 98 May 25, 1998

  Delivery

• 25 May 98 May 24, 1998

  Some Personal Prose History

• The Subway Diary: 24-May-98 May 23, 1998

  Trite Truisms From a Trip to See My Grandfather

• 23 May 98 May 22, 1998

  Shaggy Dog Story

• 22 May 98 May 21, 1998

  Workplace Diary

• April 9, 1976 May 20, 1998

  Someone will point out a failing, push my gyroscope six degrees to the left.

• 20 May 98 May 19, 1998

  Day’s Work

• 19 May 98 May 18, 1998

  Memory Brief

• 14 May 98 May 13, 1998

  A Straighforward Philosophy

• 13 May 98 May 12, 1998

  The Writing Life

• Relapse May 11, 1998

  Just how it happened.

• 09 May 98 May 8, 1998

  The Way People Are

• 08 May 98 May 7, 1998

  All by my lonesome

• The Subway Diary: 06-May-98 May 5, 1998

  Half-story

• 02 May 98 May 1, 1998

  Dumb weekend

• That Was Some Experiment Apr 30, 1998

  Ftrain author really a commie!

• 27 Apr 98 Apr 26, 1998

  Phone Call (1)

• 26 Apr 98 Apr 25, 1998

  You Don’t Own Me

• 25 Apr 98 Apr 24, 1998

  Career Change

• 24 Apr 98 Apr 23, 1998

  Pickup Lines That Fail

• 23 Apr 98 Apr 22, 1998

  Smutty Essay

• 20 Apr 98 Apr 19, 1998

  I’m Sorry I Couldn’t Stay Here With You, I’ve Been Troubled by a Lot Of Chickens Running Around in the Studio

• 19 Apr 98 Apr 18, 1998

  All the Old Letters

• The Subway Diary: 18-Apr-98 Apr 17, 1998

  Night Drive

• 17 Apr 98 Apr 16, 1998

  Cover Letter

• 15 Apr 98 Apr 14, 1998

  The End of My Speechwriting Career

• 14 Apr 98 Apr 13, 1998

  A Force of Darkness Expelled

• 13 Apr 98 Apr 12, 1998

  Poems for Young Capitalists

• 12 Apr 98 Apr 11, 1998

  Easter entry

• 10 Apr 98 Apr 9, 1998

  A High Station in Life

• 08 Apr 98 Apr 7, 1998

  I Face Global Banking for the Very First Time

• 07 Apr 98 Apr 6, 1998

  Shelter

• 06 Apr 98 Apr 5, 1998

  Jim Esch Appreciation Week

• The Subway Diary: 04-Apr-98 Apr 3, 1998

  Luggage I

• Overheard Apr 2, 1998

  Mandatory eavesdropping.

• The Subway Diary: 02-Apr-98 Apr 1, 1998

  Combinations

• Traveling Mar 28, 1998

  My first experience with business travel

• The Subway Diary: 28-Mar-98 Mar 27, 1998

  Found Correspondence

• Haiku Train Mar 26, 1998

  I Overheard These on the 5-7-5

• 25 Mar 98 Mar 24, 1998

  Drunken Entry

• The Subway Diary: 23-Mar-98 Mar 22, 1998

  Letter I

• 20 Mar 98 Mar 19, 1998

  Another Literary Error

• 16 Mar 98 Mar 15, 1998

  Possible Books

• 15 Mar 98 Mar 14, 1998

  Airplane Woes

• 14 Mar 98 Mar 13, 1998

  Brought to you by the letter...

• 13 Mar 98 Mar 12, 1998

  More Reader Response

• 12 Mar 98 Mar 11, 1998

  Reader Response

• 11 Mar 98 Mar 10, 1998

  Still a little stressed out over the abduction.

• 10 Mar 98 Mar 9, 1998

  Guidance Counselor

• 09 Mar 98 Mar 8, 1998

  Abduction

• 08 Mar 98 Mar 7, 1998

  Prayer

• 06 Mar 98 Mar 5, 1998

  Day off.

• 05 Mar 98 Mar 4, 1998

  Bits of Food

• 04 Mar 98 Mar 3, 1998

  A doodle on a grim day

• 03 Mar 98 Mar 2, 1998

  Terrible Literary Error

• 02 Mar 98 Mar 1, 1998

  On Vacation

• 01 Mar 98 Feb 28, 1998

  Snakes and Angels

• 27 Feb 98 Feb 26, 1998

  A Picture

• 25 Feb 98 Feb 24, 1998

  A Day

• 24 Feb 98 Feb 23, 1998

  Slight return

• 16 Feb 98 Feb 15, 1998

  Songs from the Cold War

• 15 Feb 98 Feb 14, 1998

  The Coming War

• 13 Feb 98 Feb 12, 1998

  Bad Dream

• 12 Feb 98 Feb 11, 1998

  A review of Negativland’s DISPEPSI

• Angels in the Stomach Feb 10, 1998

  Age 15, West Chester, Pennsylvania

• 10 Feb 98 Feb 9, 1998

  Dialogue Between the Missionary and her Seducer

• 09 Feb 98 Feb 8, 1998

  Lazy boy weepy boy whiny boy.

• 08 Feb 98 Feb 7, 1998

  As I’m writing these little blurbs, I’m listening to Elliott Smith, and he sings about the Ftrain. Good to see the kids rocking out. This is about work angst, of course.

• 04 Feb 98 Feb 3, 1998

  A plastic teddy bear and whores.

• 03 Feb 98 Feb 2, 1998

  Holiday joy.

• 02 Feb 98 Feb 1, 1998

  Celebrate the real meaning of Groundhog Day.

• 31 Jan 98 Jan 30, 1998

  Workplace Limericks

• 30 Jan 98 Jan 29, 1998

  The Devil is Contentious

• 28 Jan 98 Jan 27, 1998

  The Further Adventures of Captain of Industry

• 26 Jan 98 Jan 25, 1998

  Bad Alternative Song Lyrics

• 25 Jan 98 Jan 24, 1998

  Two Quick Pieces, One Month After Christmas

• The Subway Diary Analyzes Current Events Jan 23, 1998

  Figuring out using our patented psychoanagrammatical method

• 23 Jan 98 Jan 22, 1998

  Aliens and Ghosts

• 22 Jan 98 Jan 21, 1998

  Sarah McLachlan

• The Subway Diary: 20-Jan-98 Jan 19, 1998

  First Person Photo/Third Person Lithograph

• Real Things, Said by Real People Jan 18, 1998

  You tame your own donkey, okay?

• Cross-cultural Romance Jan 16, 1998

  Ooblat love can be so sad

• The Islamic Republic of Dogs Jan 15, 1998

  “We are going to war with the Irish! We will cast out the Leprachauns!”

• 15 Jan 98 Jan 14, 1998

  Hard Times on Madison Avenue

• 14 Jan 98 Jan 13, 1998

  Whiteout Day

• A Case of Religion Jan 12, 1998

  Crazy teen Christian culture

• 12 Jan 98 Jan 11, 1998

  Fordian Analysis

• The Perfect Sentence Jan 10, 1998

  Can the perfect sentence be defined? Can you arrive at it? I took a trip to find out.

• 10 Jan 98 Jan 9, 1998

  Nostalgia, 2030 AD

• The Subway Diary: 07-Jan-98 Jan 6, 1998

  Narrative surrealism at its worst.

• The Poetry Converter Jan 3, 1998

  Finally, something that understands poetry

• NoMoPoMo! Jan 2, 1998

  Absolutely None

• The Subway Diary: 02-Jan-98 Jan 1, 1998

  The Remaining 5,000 Verses Have Not Been Included for Space Reasons

• New Years, Pearls Dec 30, 1997

  I went over and touched the pearls. “Are they real?” “No.”

• Seeing Sound/Synthesis Dec 27, 1997

  I was losing my mind thinking about sine waves.

• Social Life Dec 26, 1997

  They come; they see me; they have their own lives to attend to

• The Subway Diary: 26-Dec-97 Dec 25, 1997

  Craig Roberts Watches Television

• The Subway Diary: 25-Dec-97 Dec 24, 1997

  Eggnography

• Baker’s Dozen Dec 22, 1997

  Your mom’s so fat she wears a cross-your-knees bra.

• The Subway Diary: 21-Dec-97 Dec 20, 1997

  Fulton Mall

• Manhood, 1994 Dec 19, 1997

  Copper John

• (Discussions with an) Insurance Agent Dec 18, 1997

  What if my sister is massacred by hobgoblins?

• 16 Dec 97 Dec 15, 1997

  This is a bad short story; it was an attempt to be kind of clever, and an attempt to—oh, well, fuck it.

• How the NEA bit the dust Dec 14, 1997

  Written in the froth of deep Helms-hating.

• The Subway Diary: 14-Dec-97 Dec 13, 1997

  Diary of a young actor

• 13 Dec 97 Dec 12, 1997

  Old cover letter

• The Yahoo.com Internet Party in SoHo Dec 9, 1997

  ...and how I used it to get sloppy drunk

• The Subway Diary: 09-Dec-97 Dec 8, 1997

  The Idle Urban Chitchat of (Former?) White Trash

• Geek Rhapsody Dec 7, 1997

  Laboring under the mysterious watchful eye of the Guru Meditation error.

• Alone for the Holidays Dec 6, 1997

  Thanksgiving, at a movie theater. The woman behind me bursts out in tears.

• 06 Dec 97 Dec 5, 1997

  Merry Christmas (Running From Paramilitary Fundamentalists)

• No Baby Dec 4, 1997

  Avoiding the child.

• Nice Girls Dec 2, 1997

  Mom and I on the phone.

• Family Snapshot Dec 1, 1997

  Beginning to understand my grandfather will die.

• Beware Cereal Addiction Nov 29, 1997

  Save our children from this encroaching horror.

• 29 Nov 97 Nov 28, 1997

  Quick Visit With an Old Friend

• 28 Nov 97 Nov 27, 1997

  Disposing of Evidence

• 27 Nov 97 Nov 26, 1997

  New Nikes, Shot into the Stars

• How I Broke Up With My Long-Term Girlfriend Nov 25, 1997

  Summarizing the long-distance end.

• The Subway Diary: 25-Nov-97 Nov 24, 1997

  Dinner # 27

• Career Development Revisited Nov 23, 1997

  Coming back once more

• An Anagram for the Lord’s Prayer Nov 22, 1997

  Each letter switched.

• Your Meter May Vary Nov 20, 1997

  My early literary experience.

• The Subway Diary: 18-Nov-97 Nov 17, 1997

  Ronald Reagan Rhapsody

• The Subway Diary: 13-Nov-97 Nov 12, 1997

  Bad Apples Ruining My Day

• Galaxie 500 Nov 11, 1997

  Industrial punk memories

• Not Dungeons and Dragons! Nov 9, 1997

  Drinking and twelve-sided dice - a dangerous combination, 1997

• Career Development: an Artist Nov 6, 1997

  Career Development is important to a young fellow’s growth.

• 06 Nov 97 Nov 5, 1997

  A lunchtime discussion.

• The Subway Diary: 05-Nov-97 Nov 4, 1997

  A song about chicks who love drugs.

• 04 Nov 97 Nov 3, 1997

  Boogie Nights

• Relationship Babbling Nov 1, 1997

  The topic of discussion is no longer valid.

• The Subway Diary: 01-Nov-97 Oct 31, 1997

  Occasioned by the Not-so-great Stock Market Crash of 1997

• Big Mistakes and How I Cope with Them Oct 29, 1997

  Screwing up at work.

• Relationship Whining Oct 26, 1997

  So sad, so sad. From the Subway Diary, 27-Oct-97.

• Auf Wiedersehn, Scheide Oct 24, 1997

  A story of loss and sadness, and the absence of sex, and Kathie Lee, and milky thighs, and so forth.

• Pissing my Pants at Work Oct 22, 1997

  A sad, true tale of workplace shame.

• Urban, Boolean Oct 20, 1997

  New York City as a Boolean Algebra problem; also the first piece ever written for Ftrain, at the tender age of 22.

• A Tent in the Arctic Sep 30, 1997

  The story of my life, in dribs and drabs.

• Odd Events

  Peculiar things, witnessed.

• Condiment Wrapper

  The Condiment War, and its aftermath.

• Recorded Entertainment

  Notes, etc.

• The Postlight Charter

  Our Mission and Values The Postlight Charter ON THIS PAGE: Who We Are Our Mission Our Values Who We Are Postlight is a premium, full-service ...

• Anarchist Tech to Learn

  Just leaving this here because it rules. I have enormous respect for Benn Jordan as an independent research and journalist, too.

• Phosphorescence

  You’re like the lights I see in my head when I turn too fast. They break apart at the edges of my vision the moment they appear.

• Untitled

  You never cared for hair, or clothes when we met, and the development of style is truly unattractive. It makes talking a tight wire string-tied between two tin measuring cups.

• Mortuary Science

  My parents divorced in 1987; thay bought cemetery plots a year earlier. Neither has bothered to change the location of these snatches of ground.

• How come Bruce Cockburn stole your front page image?; or, How come you use a Bruce Cockburn CD cover image on your front page?

  Hooray for the Public Domain!

• Walking/Riding

  Narratives of random interactions with New York City while on bicycle or foot.

• Afterword

  Notes while the CMS comes online. Bit by bit.

• Graph Narratives

  a graph narrative a graph narrative A Graph Narrative is a special case of Hypertext , in which the structure and super-structure of the document is expressed as semantically typed links. Where you might see a book as a set of pages, a Graph Narrative is a set of nodes with connections between them.

• Ftrain.com

  A life of noisy desperation.