I went out drinking, from 7-midnight.

It takes me 9-11 pints of stout beer to be drunk, even if I start with gin, as I did tonight.

The consequence for this behavior? No consequence. I take the F home, forget to drink water, ignore Tylenol, and stumble into bed. In the morning, I edit my breath into something human, with a good toothbrushing. After a shower, I'm bursting for the day.

I do this once every two months.