You can take the geek away from horrible urban blight and crack whores urinating in your doorway, but you can't take the horrible urban blight and crack whores urinating in your doorway away from the geek. Here are some entertaining insults I've collected from my inner-city database-and-C++-programming colleagues.

Your momma's password has no special characters.

You think you smart, but your JAPH is just in hex.

Damn, your sister's sockets run insecure protocols.

You so stupid you use SNOBOL.

Look to me like you're out of swap space.

All your code is obfuscated, yo.

s/your mom/ho/gi;

You is one Control-Alt-Dumbass.

1. You think you smart, but your JAPH is just in hex.
2. Damn, your sister's sockets run insecure protocols.
3. You so stupid you use SNOBOL.
4. Look to me like you're out of swap space.
5. All your code is obfuscated, yo.
6. s/your mom/ho/gi;
7. You is one Control-Alt-Dumbass.