Rats Eat Vomit
What is the most foul thing you’ve seen since you’ve lived in New York?
Street defecation on 5th Avenue, a woman squatting against a wall.
A homeless man jerking off and ejaculating right as I came out of a bodega in Brooklyn Heights.
A drunk guy with one leg on the 1 train who shit his pants looking right at me, shaking his ass in the seat, saying “I’m shitting my pants thinking about fucking you.”
A woman on Smith and 9th, in the passageway by the stairwell from the Brooklyn-bound side, and she had spread the cheeks of her ass with both hands, and was bursting out diarrhea like someone had cut a hose. And the only way out of the station was to walk past her.
A guy walking down Central Park West just whipped out his dick and began pissing onto a dog, a terrier. The dog was trying to get away. Someone had tied it there to go into a store.
I watched a man vomit onto a subway platform, thick blue puke, then he passed out on a bench. Rats came up from the tracks and out of the pipes and began to gnaw on the vomit. Looking at rats eat vomit is terrible.
A homeless man jerking off and ejaculating right as I came out of a bodega in Brooklyn Heights.
A drunk guy with one leg on the 1 train who shit his pants looking right at me, shaking his ass in the seat, saying “I’m shitting my pants thinking about fucking you.”
A woman on Smith and 9th, in the passageway by the stairwell from the Brooklyn-bound side, and she had spread the cheeks of her ass with both hands, and was bursting out diarrhea like someone had cut a hose. And the only way out of the station was to walk past her.
A guy walking down Central Park West just whipped out his dick and began pissing onto a dog, a terrier. The dog was trying to get away. Someone had tied it there to go into a store.
I watched a man vomit onto a subway platform, thick blue puke, then he passed out on a bench. Rats came up from the tracks and out of the pipes and began to gnaw on the vomit. Looking at rats eat vomit is terrible.
Street defecation on 5th Avenue, a woman squatting against a wall.
A homeless man jerking off and ejaculating right as I came out of a bodega in Brooklyn Heights.
A drunk guy with one leg on the 1 train who shit his pants looking right at me, shaking his ass in the seat, saying “I’m shitting my pants thinking about fucking you.”
A woman on Smith and 9th, in the passageway by the stairwell from the Brooklyn-bound side, and she had spread the cheeks of her ass with both hands, and was bursting out diarrhea like someone had cut a hose. And the only way out of the station was to walk past her.
A guy walking down Central Park West just whipped out his dick and began pissing onto a dog, a terrier. The dog was trying to get away. Someone had tied it there to go into a store.
I watched a man vomit onto a subway platform, thick blue puke, then he passed out on a bench. Rats came up from the tracks and out of the pipes and began to gnaw on the vomit. Looking at rats eat vomit is terrible.
A homeless man jerking off and ejaculating right as I came out of a bodega in Brooklyn Heights.
A drunk guy with one leg on the 1 train who shit his pants looking right at me, shaking his ass in the seat, saying “I’m shitting my pants thinking about fucking you.”
A woman on Smith and 9th, in the passageway by the stairwell from the Brooklyn-bound side, and she had spread the cheeks of her ass with both hands, and was bursting out diarrhea like someone had cut a hose. And the only way out of the station was to walk past her.
A guy walking down Central Park West just whipped out his dick and began pissing onto a dog, a terrier. The dog was trying to get away. Someone had tied it there to go into a store.
I watched a man vomit onto a subway platform, thick blue puke, then he passed out on a bench. Rats came up from the tracks and out of the pipes and began to gnaw on the vomit. Looking at rats eat vomit is terrible.