Bought in Chinatown

$4.50, fiberglass, red, 2 inches long.

$4.50, fiberglass, red, 2 inches long.

The Koans? They're jokes! You people take things too seriously.

The Buddha is laughing because he's been watching me do sit-ups.

See also: , towards the bottom, for belly-poking; and , for Buddhist belly-poking.