The Neighborhood

In particular Brooklyn Heights, Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens, Red Hook, and Prospect Park

Clean Paths
Watching, walking, in Prospect Park, under the airplanes.
Friday, May 2, 2003
My Life with Cat and Dog, a Story
By Rebecca Dravos
Rebecca Dravos' first contribution to Ftrain. A story of pet ownership and potential love, or at least lust, frustrated by circumstances.
Friday, July 19, 2002
How We're Coping
With things all aflutter, and no good protest songs, we need to do something. Also, God tells us to protest.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Misc. Dialogues
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Moments of Weakness
A tiny, ad hoc catalogue of guilty pleasures and poor judgement.
Friday, April 18, 2003
Walk with Friend up Clinton St. and Back
I is an intellectual type, when I don't watch myself. Ah well.
Wednesday, April 26, 2000
Weekend: Court Street
Getting stones thrown at me in Red Hook.
Thursday, May 27, 1999
Two bookstores on Court St. in Brooklyn, a dog, and a policeman's beard.
Tuesday, February 26, 2002
Oyster Shucking Contest
A few weeks ago I attended an oyster shucking contest by accident. The Borough President of Brooklyn, Marty Markowitz, was there.
Monday, October 28, 2002
Weather Report
Cognition has broken down. There is nothing to describe except warm pressure.
Monday, August 5, 2002
Terrible things done with the human language.
Monday, August 26, 2002
22 Children
One Afternoon
Thursday, September 19, 2002
Rear Subway Window
A look out the back of the F train
Tuesday, January 7, 2003
Why I don't have a name.
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
I Met a Woman at a Bar
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
The Apartment on 9th St
Within its boundaries
Sunday, March 3, 2002
6 sections.




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@20, by Paul Ford. Not any kind of eulogy, thanks. And no header image, either. (October 15)

Recent Offsite Work: Code and Prose. As a hobby I write. (January 14)

Rotary Dial. (August 21)

10 Timeframes. (June 20)

Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out. (April 10)

Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley. (April 7)

Welcome to the Company. (September 21)

“Facebook and the Epiphanator: An End to Endings?”. Forgot to tell you about this. (July 20)

“The Age of Mechanical Reproduction”. An essay for TheMorningNews.org. (July 11)

Woods+. People call me a lot and say: What is this new thing? You're a nerd. Explain it immediately. (July 10)

Reading Tonight. Reading! (May 25)

Recorded Entertainment #2, by Paul Ford. (May 18)

Recorded Entertainment #1, by Paul Ford. (May 17)

Nanolaw with Daughter. Why privacy mattered. (May 16)

0h30m w/Photoshop, by Paul Ford. It's immediately clear to me now that I'm writing again that I need to come up with some new forms in order to have fun here—so that I can get a rhythm and know what I'm doing. One thing that works for me are time limits; pencils up, pencils down. So: Fridays, write for 30 minutes; edit for 20 minutes max; and go whip up some images if necessary, like the big crappy hand below that's all meaningful and evocative because it's retro and zoomed-in. Post it, and leave it alone. Can I do that every Friday? Yes! Will I? Maybe! But I crave that simple continuity. For today, for absolutely no reason other than that it came unbidden into my brain, the subject will be Photoshop. (Do we have a process? We have a process. It is 11:39 and...) (May 13)

That Shaggy Feeling. Soon, orphans. (May 12)

Antilunchism, by Paul Ford. Snack trams. (May 11)

Tickler File Forever, by Paul Ford. I'll have no one to blame but future me. (May 10)

Time's Inverted Index, by Paul Ford. (1) When robots write history we can get in trouble with our past selves. (2) Search-generated, "false" chrestomathies and the historical fallacy. (May 9)

Bantha Tracks. (May 5)

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