Foolishnesses
Goofy text-toys that don’t fit elsewhere
Feb 10, 2000
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I have so much to do (includes pictures).
Jan 23, 1998
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Figuring out using our patented psychoanagrammatical method
Jan 25, 1998
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Bad Alternative Song Lyrics
Jan 27, 1998
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The Further Adventures of Captain of Industry
Jan 29, 1998
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The Devil is Contentious
Feb 1, 1998
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Celebrate the real meaning of Groundhog Day.
Feb 26, 1998
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A Picture
Mar 3, 1998
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A doodle on a grim day
Mar 15, 1998
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Possible Books
Dec 14, 1997
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Written in the froth of deep Helms-hating.
Dec 18, 1997
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What if my sister is massacred by hobgoblins?
Dec 22, 1997
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Your mom’s so fat she wears a cross-your-knees bra.
Jan 2, 1998
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Absolutely None
Jan 3, 1998
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Finally, something that understands poetry
Jan 15, 1998
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“We are going to war with the Irish! We will cast out the Leprachauns!”
Jan 16, 1998
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Ooblat love can be so sad
Apr 22, 1998
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Smutty Essay
Apr 23, 1998
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Pickup Lines That Fail
Jun 16, 1998
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Army
Jun 20, 1998
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January 1, 2000: The Millennium Bug
Jan 18, 1998
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You tame your own donkey, okay?
Jun 21, 1998
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Microsoft Trampoline 2.0
Jul 8, 1998
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Name Your Poison
Jul 19, 1998
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Poetry in Perspective I
May 26, 1999
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Filthy, filthy, filthy things in NYC
Jun 7, 1999
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Beating my head against a wall.
Apr 26, 1999
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Recipient of the highly coveted Journal Something Award!
Apr 30, 1999
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Archy comes back for a moment to talk to Don, but doesn’t realize that Don is dead.
Apr 30, 1999
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An experimental play.
Mar 6, 1999
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A poem about a stinky dog.
Apr 24, 1999
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Punk rock love. It sucks.
May 14, 1999
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Some haiku, you.
May 14, 1999
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Loving myself, loving you.
May 14, 1999
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The truth, finally.
Jun 8, 1999
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He helps extraterrestrials get their shit together.
Feb 21, 1999
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He tinks, he winks
Mar 14, 1999
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Dorks is angry
Mar 14, 1999
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What they cook at the Wu-Tang bakery.
May 9, 1999
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People thought this was the dumbest thing I’d ever written, but I love it.
Jan 26, 2000
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This is me, testing the recording capability on a Linux system, doing an old man’s voice.
Feb 7, 2000
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Here I am in London....
Feb 17, 2000
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Stop telling me how to think!
Jan 15, 2000
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All absolutely 100% guaranteed true.
Jun 12, 2001
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Author ISO meaning; will travel.
Jun 26, 2001
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La van, a man, a plan, a bird, Dr. Ibañal Panama, Naval!
Jan 11, 2000
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What’s coming from the physics and paleontology set?
Jan 13, 2000
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How’m I doin?
Oct 20, 1997
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New York City as a Boolean Algebra problem; also the first piece ever written for Ftrain, at the tender age of 22.
Feb 5, 2001
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Sometimes, but not often, I rhyme.
Nov 11, 2000
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Images of Past Projects Gone Wrong
Nov 6, 1997
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Career Development is important to a young fellow’s growth.
Nov 23, 1997
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Coming back once more
Apr 1, 1998
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Combinations
May 4, 2000
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It’s hard to reach out.
May 4, 2000
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You don’t own me, although I am another on of your little toys.
Dec 25, 1997
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Craig Roberts Watches Television
Dec 13, 1997
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Diary of a young actor
Jan 6, 1998
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Narrative surrealism at its worst.
Jan 19, 1998
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First Person Photo/Third Person Lithograph
Jul 23, 2001
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A silver fox, an achromatic bear.
Feb 21, 2000
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Poetry all sliced up, and then put back together.
Mar 6, 2000
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I made my own Turing Machine. Or perhaps I am a Turing Machine and I’m just looking in the mirror.
Mar 26, 2000
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Technological interlude.
Apr 23, 2000
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Foolery
Apr 23, 2000
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Because you should always share how you feel.
Feb 19, 2000
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A guide for getting through those bad days.
Nov 4, 2001
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Exploring, and respectfully interpreting, the artifacts of another culture
Nov 14, 2001
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A survey of creatures which foreshadow depression, and their literary origins.
Jan 2, 2002
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A collection of random notes on works in progress.
Feb 22, 2002
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Not recommended for larger, chromatic harmonicas.
Feb 28, 2002
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From my friend Melanie Darning.
Jul 17, 2002
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Love Advice for Extraterrestrials, from the redoubtable but unquestionably masculine (in an extraterrestrial sort of way) Xortar Cheemchim, as published in Ranflax Planet 9’s most prominent women’s magazine (in Ranflaxian, the title of the magazine would be “grandmother(1.5)'s tri-shrimp puddin'” or “creem uk lanba lanba hroot,” but it’s a tonal language, so don’t even try or you’ll end up accusing someone of having a labia filled with cottonwood trees).
Jul 18, 2002
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Heh.
Sep 3, 2002
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For some reason, no matter how many times we show the script, no one will put us on the air.
Nov 19, 2002
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Selected responses from an online petition to Wal-Mart stores, urging them to continue selling handgun ammunition.
Jan 28, 2007
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Jan 28, 2003
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It is your right to sneeze!
Feb 2, 2003
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A comic strip for the very, very small.
May 25, 2003
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Jun 9, 2003
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A short story.
Jun 10, 2003
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Jul 3, 2003
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Sometimes I can’t help myself.
Apr 22, 2004
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Select images from our recent modeling shoot in Corfu.
Apr 26, 2004
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The seed of our futures.
Aug 31, 2004
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Thoughts on the nature of search and the importance of corporate philosophy.
Sep 26, 2004
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Oct 26, 2004
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Oct 31, 2004
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Nov 29, 2004
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Jan 19, 2005
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It was a great year for sitting and playing at INTERACTIVE GAMING MONTHLY ONLINE!
Nov 6, 2005
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When “Curveball” just won’t do.
Dec 31, 2006
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Nov 15, 2005
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In which I contribute to Business 2.0.
Jan 10, 2007
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LazyWeb: The idea that if you wait long enough, someone will implement that wacky idea you had . . . (or already has!) —IAWiki
Jan 11, 2007
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Jan 25, 2007
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Jan 30, 2007
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Aug 16, 2007
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Jan 28, 2008
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Jan 29, 2008
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Mar 2, 2008
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Mar 19, 2008
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I wonder what the poor folks are doing tonight.
Aug 25, 2009
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