2016
5675 Tweets, 280 Publications, 10 Posts
now I need to find a charity that helps people recover from...
I am so proud
I'm in baggage
but actually weirdER
true
They did say targeting close associates...
They did say targeting close associates https://www. reddit.
Everything is weird now. https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/s...
Everything is weird now. https://twitter.
Kevin we have a long year ahead let's pace ourselves
girls are okay I guess
niiiice!
@taliesinSF @ACLU @EFF @Wikimedia @Give_Directly @FundHumanRights @WWF @mapintl @AgainstMalaria niiiice!
Oh wait I only gave Mother Health $100 but that's because...
Oh wait I only gave Mother Health $100 but that's because when I visited I saw that my wife had already given.
11/11 Anyway, I look forward to hearing how I did it wrong....
11/11 Anyway, I look forward to hearing how I did it wrong. Happy New Year!
10/11 I thought this would be 11 tweets and forgot to...
10/11 I thought this would be 11 tweets and forgot to update the number in my text editor. Brief technical difficulties.
09/11 Godspeed to my money, I loved you, but may you do...
09/11 Godspeed to my money, I loved you, but may you do better helping people achieve liberty and health than if if I'd blown you on Amazon.
08/11 I hope everyone on this website enjoyed this...
08/11 I hope everyone on this website enjoyed this $200-a-pop narcissistic display of hypocritical grandiosity. I feel great.
07/11 Usalama Project/Engineers Without Borders, Vets Who...
07/11 Usalama Project/Engineers Without Borders, Vets Who Code, and the Wikipedia Foundation.
06/11 Restore NYC, She Should Run, Street Sense, Sunlight...
05/11 Internet Archive, Mother Health, NOMI Network, NRDC,...
04/11 Fisher House, Getting Out and Staying Out, Growing...
03/11 Bowery Mission, Change for Kids, Defy Ventures,...
02/11 Thanks for your hard work to: ACLU, Action Against...
01/11 All right that's 2016. Now let's close a quiet...
01/11 All right that's 2016. Now let's close a quiet tweetstorm with a quiet tweetstorm.
this might be the best thing that happened in 2016
i have circuit classics at work, in our little...
Okay this charity is brand new, but Star SHIPPED HARDWARE...
Okay this charity is brand new, but Star SHIPPED HARDWARE this year which means she can do really difficult things. I kicked in $200.
it gets me discounts on protest signs!
@mrjabbott it gets me discounts on protest signs!
sometimes i just yell out in anguish on the street thinking...
those are actual crimes
yeah i know i just called and seem to be okay
whoops, i blew out my amex and got about five fraud alerts
it's KILLING me not to make my CPJ donation be in memoriam...
What if the reason our society suffers from extreme income...
What if the reason our society suffers from extreme income equality is just that the donation forms on not-for-profit websites are so bad?
but money benny! MONEY
@bennyfactor but money benny!
i am finally a card-carrying member of a certain civil...
oh my god a certain frontier foundation has all of its nav...
Good checkout experience on @ProPublica too, I hardly knew...
Good checkout experience on @ProPublica too, I hardly knew I was giving them money.
Update: http://kindful.com has great checkout experience...
Update: http://kindful. com has great checkout experience (used on http://vetswhocode.
GOD NO fancy proportional fonts w/oldstyle figures in the...
News so far: Most donation services bad. Stripe and Paypal...
News so far: Most donation services bad. Stripe and Paypal both really great experiences, Stripe in-browser basically as good as it gets.
only people in urban areas who deserve it
seriously
“Make this a monthly donation” is the “YES! Keep me...
“Make this a monthly donation” is the “YES! Keep me informed about great deals from brands I love” of the do-gooder world.
oh my god secure the credit card form
i see you simpson you're on the list
I'm on so many fucking mailing lists now I can't even
The submit button: "MAKE MY ONE-TIME DONATION OF $200 IN...
The submit button: "MAKE MY ONE-TIME DONATION OF $200 IN THE NAME OF YOURNAME NOW" and change based on form input. Nothing else changes.
The perfect donation page is: 1/3 of home page. Looks...
The perfect donation page is: 1/3 of home page. Looks SOLID.
my god just ASK
DONATION BUTTON ABOVE THE FOLD DONATION BUTTON ABOVE THE...
jesus christ this was a close call they nearly sent me a...
jesus christ this was a close call they nearly sent me a tote bag https://twitter.
jk
forget this i'm pirating an atlas shrugged ebook and...
oh my god what have i done i'm an idiot...
oh my god what have i done i'm an idiot https://twitter.
just for this tweet I'm going to kick in $200 to the...
And now for some thoughts about online donation web...
And now for some thoughts about online donation web experience and charity signup forms.
I spent a while thinking about where to give this year and...
I spent a while thinking about where to give this year and realized I could just give each of those $200, so that's what I'm doing.
Hi! If like me you would like to give away money today, the...
Hi! If like me you would like to give away money today, the holiest of tax deduction days, our company made a list: https://trackchanges.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/815226611515559937/photo/1
@michelledean https://twitter.
also a place where you can watch ppl not write books...
also a place where you can watch ppl not write books https://twitter.
Come to this! It'll be sweet. Lara Hogan will help you stop...
Come to this! It'll be sweet.
yeah after seeing it you just go, whatever we can do to...
Best WWII movie: Come and See. Best nuclear catastrophe...
Best WWII movie: Come and See. Best nuclear catastrophe movie: Threads.
yeah i'm totally watching that again tonight it's got the...
Here's some lighter fare from @page88 to cheer you up as we...
Here's some lighter fare from @page88 to cheer you up as we head out 2016's doldrums into a hopefully brighter 2017. @page88 /what-might-happen-with-this-president-4f0411ed8114#.
Jane it's my Star Wars
a coffin
not as good
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/30/opinion/sunday/aliens-of-e...
http://www. nytimes.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/650329116361818112
@jennschiffer https://twitter.
It doesn't hold up as well whereas Threads is totally...
@epc It doesn't hold up as well whereas Threads is totally on-the-nose.
True—for that, I refer to the classic British film “Reign...
@dannybirchall True—for that, I refer to the classic British film “Reign of Fire” https://www. youtube.
The point it makes is straightforward: It is totally in our...
The point it makes is straightforward: It is totally in our best interest to be mindful of, and avoid, the worst possible thing.
The plot is basically, “Let's see how everyday people and...
The plot is basically, “Let's see how everyday people and normal bureaucracy fare against the worst possible thing. ” The answer is poorly.
Man, Threads was so good. I've watched it every few years...
Man, Threads was so good. I've watched it every few years for 25 years now.
Many kings and queens will die to make way for the orange...
Many kings and queens will die to make way for the orange king who rules from a black tower.
A great ape will be slaughtered to save a lost child and...
A great ape will be slaughtered to save a lost child and the nation will rend itself in grief and mockery.
this is like finding out the author of Revelations is named...
@ElizabethAngell this is like finding out the author of Revelations is named St. Brad.
The Prophecy of Mike: In 2016 Anno Domini death will come...
The Prophecy of Mike: In 2016 Anno Domini death will come to the maker of the red cup.
Wait Nostradamus's first name was Michael?...
Wait Nostradamus's first name was Michael? https://twitter.
no it's so good since sippey said it I just keep repeating...
say it softly it sounds just like praying!
@aliasmrchips @sippey @richziade say it softly it sounds just like praying!
yes. it seemed fitting
@johnloeber @PostlightStudio yes.
Control also = better SEO. Even w/subdomains on...
@bluechoochoo Control also = better SEO. Even w/subdomains on Tumblr/Medium, Google doesn't count them as "yours.
i looked her up and this picture of her swearing in...
@tressiemcphd i looked her up and this picture of her swearing in whooooooooosh http://www. sergiorodriguez.
man was i wrong about technology
hard things are getting easier and simple things have...
oh god it's a total nightmare, people are ridiculous. i...
@jensimmons oh god it's a total nightmare, people are ridiculous.
this is okay though https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/...
this is okay though https://www. buzzfeed.
i'm not angry buddy it's just umm i'm sorry okay let's
we actually WENT to the bathroom how can oh god can you...
Me at the start of 2016 vs. me right now....
Me at the start of 2016 vs. me right now.
I think folks he’ll appoint also have it in for Iran in the same way Bush II had it in for Iraq.
I think folks he’ll appoint also have it in for Iran in the same way Bush II had it in for Iraq. And since this is a deeply corruptible administration that ignores intelligence reports, if someone wants that war enough they’ll probably get it.
that sounds things!
@harper @dylanreed that sounds things!
i want to great things with you too
the internet used to be great, it's really sad. but yeah.
@patbits @EscoDean the internet used to be great, it's really sad. but yeah.
looks like the score is LOVE-LOVE
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/814537279821807617/photo/1
@iano https://twitter.
is this it https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/814536456546947...
@iano is this it https://twitter.
sweat
America is Agile with four-year sprints.
America is Agile with four-year sprints.
I could watch SITR weekly and be pretty happy.
@studiesincrap I could watch SITR weekly and be pretty happy.
I saw your tweet and my entire brain went ALL I DO THE...
just kidney stones all good
more like STACKED-oriented programming language amirite
http://mlkshk.com/p/1AO87
http://mlkshk.
Pleasestopsingingpleasestopsingingpleasestopsinging
We are caught in traffic and the many teens on this bus are...
We are caught in traffic and the many teens on this bus are coming back to Brooklyn after seeing a musical.
godfather I and II but I only made it halfway through III...
you have a choice
guys the new Run The Jewels is really good
yeah true that's wise
i keep expecting you to change your handle to white...
I forgot I wrote this. https://theawl.com/dear-kids-b74ca516...
I forgot I wrote this. https://theawl.
HELL YES we would! paul.ford@postlight.com
@handfulofcats HELL YES we would! paul.
that's not real and I'm not googling it
For example in 2019 I expect a dark gritty re-reboot of...
For example in 2019 I expect a dark gritty re-reboot of Knight Rider where the trailer has a quiet piano cover of “Fast Car.
It's a little thing in the scheme of things but I'm...
It's a little thing in the scheme of things but I'm concerned the next four years will bring many more bad covers of Tracy Chapman songs.
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Janet is this a tweetstorm about a twitter bot?
@JPaskin @aaronrutkoff Janet is this a tweetstorm about a twitter bot?
LOAD "*",8 https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/81397290...
LOAD "*",8 https://twitter.
Whoa thanks!
@saundibaundi @PostlightStudio @richziade Whoa thanks!
Contrast, same year: https://archive.org/details/WingsOverJo...
Contrast, same year: https://archive.
Man this guy hates the media.
Man this guy hates the media.
I think it was this one. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8...
I think it was this one. https://twitter.
If you need to relax, here's 12 minutes of audio from a...
If you need to relax, here's 12 minutes of audio from a pro-Nazi rally in 1939 at Madison Square Garden. https://archive.
Likely! Or we may stick together since the alternative is...
@EmilyGorcenski Likely! Or we may stick together since the alternative is so sudden and stark.
I've been watching tech folks make big Google docs about...
because the current spate of horrible shit is closely...
no I think that is correct sadly
but it's grisly and there is no short term answer and the...
like you need to rebrand truth. Or start referring to...
@EmilyGorcenski like you need to rebrand truth. Or start referring to proven facts as "patriotic truth.
so I sometimes think "where in the stack does this need to...
@EmilyGorcenski so I sometimes think "where in the stack does this need to change?
can you imagine that reality
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/813895147540938753/photo/1
https://twitter.
According to this remarkable statement, the real victim...
According to this remarkable statement, the real victim here is Carl Paladino. http://www.
#notallmen http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/27/nyregion/carl-p...
#notallmen http://www. nytimes.
to be fair film reviewers pioneered "laugh out loud"
you might need to independently
My #1 productivity tip is to do that.
My #1 productivity tip is to do that.
I'm doing my favorite thing in the world right now which is...
I'm doing my favorite thing in the world right now which is leaning on a bike stand looking at 4th Ave and tweeting wry, pointless comments.
No one except film reviewers ever uses the word...
No one except film reviewers ever uses the word “uproariously.
well also accepting it
if you value your sanity get off the internet before he...
I don't want to oversell it, we just mention them in...
I don't want to oversell it, we just mention them in passing.
on the podcast we were supposed to talk about technology...
on the podcast we were supposed to talk about technology but it ended up being partly about raccoons in slacks https://trackchanges. postlight.
“And we had thousands of those big urns/You know the kind.”...
“And we had thousands of those big urns/You know the kind. ” https://www.
heh no lots of movies
Last one https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/81354645215270912...
Last one https://twitter.
ding! Close enough (army of darkness)
@AndrewRocco ding!
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/813544532071550976/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/813543301097918464/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/813541867853848576/photo/1
https://twitter.
Okay I'm gonna post a review of a movie from a conservative...
Okay I'm gonna post a review of a movie from a conservative reviews site and you have to guess the movie it is. https://twitter.
Year in Review: 2016
Year in Review: 2016
Year in Review: 2016 Sic. What should we make of 2016?
keep going!
@bn2b keep going!
heh hi mike! i do follow @wayback_exe and love it very much
@mep @wayback_exe @muffinista heh hi mike!
plus it should look like a normal notebook for extra...
yeah but on demand is doable--worth an extra $20
now I actually want to make a PDF that updates whenever...
would be great if it came pre-seeded with strong random...
hull is other people
the navy sponsored anonymity network tools which makes...
wait zeynep are you saying you've done a deep dive on this...
Merry final Christmas! https://twitter.com/CBCTheNational/st...
Merry final Christmas! https://twitter.
We made sure the roof door isn't blocked so Santa can come...
We made sure the roof door isn't blocked so Santa can come down Stairwell B.
although the TODO thing is kind of puritan. it should go...
although the TODO thing is kind of puritan. it should go somewhere FUN instead.
i was looking at this https://github.com/benhiller/chrome-to...
i was looking at this https://github. com/benhiller/chrome-todo and https://developer.
or random pages from http://archive.org
or random pages from http://archive.
alternately it could just show quotes from great books or...
i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and...
I've never agreed with more people in my life.
I've never agreed with more people in my life.
Really gives you perspective
To everyone who was in line at the Flatbush Junction...
To everyone who was in line at the Flatbush Junction HomeGoods—we made it, we are here, and we are stronger.
we need everybody in the coalition matt
I'm having coffee because it's for closers.
@richziade I'm having coffee because it's for closers.
never stop the whip ryan
The labor movement currently is a 65-year-old man who...
@rachelfagen The labor movement currently is a 65-year-old man who smokes.
It would be awesome, it would be a labor thing that America...
@rachelfagen It would be awesome, it would be a labor thing that America would care about and discuss, and it would be fun.
it could revitalize the labor movement in one christmas...
First of all imagine a Rockette picket line.
First of all imagine a Rockette picket line.
I'm not a real fan either, but that is a great great song.
@robynkanner I'm not a real fan either, but that is a great great song.
illustrations
strong, strong agree.
@robynkanner strong, strong agree.
This is suuuuper cool. https://twitter.com/michaelbierut/sta...
This is suuuuper cool. https://twitter.
I wish it did that to all my tweets
truth!
@capndesign @kshay truth!
Attributionwise it's like saying "Natalie Imbruglia's Torn."
@textfiles @tannergodarzi Attributionwise it's like saying "Natalie Imbruglia's Torn.
eh Halo 8 aside Reznor has said in concert it's JCs song...
@textfiles @tannergodarzi eh Halo 8 aside Reznor has said in concert it's JCs song now. Like Bing Crosby/White Xmas.
kevin we just hired an SEO consultant and we plan to roll...
Thank God we can stop all that PC crap and finally just...
Thank God we can stop all that PC crap and finally just wish each other a Fröhliche Weihnachten.
nah it just boiled over plus I need one thing and all the...
It is WRONG for regular citizens to endure being screamed...
It is WRONG for regular citizens to endure being screamed at by some some random enraged person, which is why we should impeach Trump ASAP.
I know I know
oh yeah it's some wildly huge proportion of...
oh I'm sure some credit card numbers are in our cookies
it's so bad so so bad
Here I built you a device that lets you see exactly what's...
Here I built you a device that lets you see exactly what's wrong with every business in the world. It's called a Web Browser.
I just wanted a Christmas tree skirt but what I got instead...
I just wanted a Christmas tree skirt but what I got instead was lies.
I don't expect anything to come of that but Xmas shopping...
I don't expect anything to come of that but Xmas shopping is a catalog of UX, search quality, and web form horrors and I take it personally.
American chain stores: Your bad e-commerce and catalog...
American chain stores: Your bad e-commerce and catalog search/discoverability are costing you MILLIONS. Hire me and our company will fix it.
https://open.spotify.com/track/6XOINCZBv8Q7RXgNNiTwIN
https://open. spotify.
Edwin Collins's “Girl Like You Before” is a great song to...
Edwin Collins's “Girl Like You Before” is a great song to listen to whether on cassette or CD.
Lion and the Cobra is a GREAT album....
Lion and the Cobra is a GREAT album.
THEY TAUGHT ME TO TRADE...BUT THEY DID NOT TEACH ME...TO...
THEY TAUGHT ME TO TRADE... BUT THEY DID NOT TEACH ME...
my first roommate was an elf and i still have the elf guide...
Scorcese never made a movie called MEAN ALLEYS Drew.
@dbreunig Scorcese never made a movie called MEAN ALLEYS Drew.
it'll be a good picture though it really will
Also, no...Silicon.
@iano Also, no... Silicon.
There are no alleys in NYC. Rather than “Silicon Alley”...
There are no alleys in NYC. Rather than “Silicon Alley” they should have called our tech scene “Bad Business Model Avenue.
You know one thing that sucks about calling it “Silicon...
You know one thing that sucks about calling it “Silicon Alley” is that there are almost no alleys in NYC. https://rebuildingtherustbelt.
this is how i see twitter lists...
@dylan20 this is how i see twitter lists https://twitter.
<THREAD> I'm hearing good Days Are Gone— Forever—and...
&lt;THREAD&gt; I'm hearing good Days Are Gone— Forever—and Democrats fumbled when it came down to The Wire. Guys.
a little article from 2000 about the NYC tech scene...
a little article from 2000 about the NYC tech scene http://www. sfgate.
just absolute disaster, like actually reading the thread...
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/What-Clicks-in-Silicon-Al...
@skamille http://www. sfgate.
i'm sorry i have to show you this camille...
@skamille i'm sorry i have to show you this camille https://twitter.
it's veeeeery rigid as forms go while seeming very...
the friction was super-high. this is kind of a retrofit...
@aweissman the friction was super-high. this is kind of a retrofit suitable for rants—which is how it's used.
HMMMMM well see with those the network effects were...
@aweissman HMMMMM well see with those the network effects were painfully earned through fairly high-quality expression and low-volume links!
still gettin my coffee over here josh
twitter plan 2017
oh my god that's a great idea maybe even </@finn> so...
that is very real
Guys! Yells John von Neumann as he bursts into the...
Guys!
In conclusion, the blockchain. 5/5
In conclusion, the blockchain.
I do like the little tics--addressing people as snowflake,...
I do like the little tics--addressing people as snowflake, saying "I get it. " Excessively.
But tweetstorms give the satisfaction of having written if...
But tweetstorms give the satisfaction of having written if not the satisfaction of being readable.
and so they are an emblematic form for 2016—scattered,...
and so they are an emblematic form for 2016—scattered, solipsistic, sponsored, atomized, remixable, anonymous, forgettable.
I like tweetstorms because they are usually someone...
I like tweetstorms because they are usually someone hectoring the world while simultaneously talking to themselves, &amp; impossible to read.
The express buses have USB chargers for every seat now. The...
The express buses have USB chargers for every seat now. The two blue LED dots.
show me a site with payday loans ads and you are never far...
okay I know it sounds crazy but the moment you see their...
honestly for ad-funded content plays this all seems pretty...
i owe you a memo
I mean it's ten computers for $350 with as much power as...
@jimaley I mean it's ten computers for $350 with as much power as used to run, say, a college campus in 1995. It's an entire Internet.
right? I think of it a lot.
@heatheremerrick right? I think of it a lot.
Postlight’s Big Well-Intentioned List of Not-For-Profit Organizations That Are Trying to Make a Difference In Our Highly Confusing and Rapidly-Changing World
This morning we did a quick census of the office, wrote a few lines of Python to turn a Google Spreadsheet into some HTML, and came up with this list of ...
oh my god Ed Anger seemed like such a dumb one-off joke...
We rounded up some good-ass charities in the corporate...
We rounded up some good-ass charities in the corporate newsletter today. https://trackchanges.
yeah now it's just, alexa, please fill the horrible gnawing...
she turned on the lights for him, like a real person might
the only thing is they don't seem that happy together...
the only thing is they don't seem that happy together https://twitter.
wait
dan you have an obligation
what a world
Yeah! @mercurytools is on @ProductHunt! Which means the...
Yeah! @mercurytools is on @ProductHunt !
it's as if the word “screener” has been removed from the...
@richziade @waxpancake it's as if the word “screener” has been removed from the Internet.
No child was ever conceived to The Nylon Curtain. And the...
@jrobertlennon No child was ever conceived to The Nylon Curtain. And the children conceived to The Stranger don't speak to their parents.
He would have been great during WWI, rhyming Tipperary. Or...
@jrobertlennon He would have been great during WWI, rhyming Tipperary. Or in Vaudeville.
this is the thing right—he's a master of schmaltzy novelty...
@jrobertlennon this is the thing right—he's a master of schmaltzy novelty tin-pan-alley stuff that sinatra etc.
also—goodnight saigon is 7 minutes long (tho 30 seconds is...
@jrobertlennon also—goodnight saigon is 7 minutes long (tho 30 seconds is helicopters). he thought of that song and thought: seven minutes.
deep down i know i could solve all my problems if i bought...
this is the room where i go to think about "downeaster...
@jrobertlennon this is the room where i go to think about "downeaster alexa" https://twitter.
oh wow my brain is melting just juxtaposing those two things
hahahaha these are two very different worlds jason
that's an important question thank you
you could call him toph
does weed guy have a name
I still believe that's what the Internet is for, despite a...
I need to go to a Sheraton Lounge somewhere and talk about...
@jrobertlennon I need to go to a Sheraton Lounge somewhere and talk about Billy Joel for an hour at least now.
oh thank god that makes more sense
This great essay by @jrobertlennon perfectly captures the...
This great essay by @jrobertlennon perfectly captures the very real Billy Joelness of my world. https://catapult.
it's 902am
The world is still here this morning but don't draw any...
The world is still here this morning but don't draw any conclusions.
Thanks, Dima! https://twitter.com/fishtweets/status/81155372...
Thanks, Dima! https://twitter.
I'm kidding
boooooooooooooooo
Some nights, you need to sneak out to the movies, buy a...
Some nights, you need to sneak out to the movies, buy a ticket, and reconnect with the childhood self that believes in Collateral Beauty.
it's true Lindsey has been saying this for years!
@lindseyweber @katienotopoulos it's true Lindsey has been saying this for years!
i like it but it hides her wings
SHIT
ear part of face
Postlight’s Big Well-Intentioned List of Not-For-Profit Organizations That Are Trying to Make a…
Postlight’s Big Well-Intentioned List of Not-For-Profit Organizations That Are Trying to Make a Difference in Our Highly Confusing and Rapidly-Changing World This morning we did a quick census of the office, wrote a few lines of Python to turn a Google Spreadsheet into some HTML, and came up with this list of the 33 charities we like to support. It’s a good year to give something away.
Aww don't grinch on them. I think it's nice that CSP can...
@skamille Aww don't grinch on them. I think it's nice that CSP can stand for Computer-Singing Programmers.
this one might just be me and you jacob
gallium arsenide? that shit is cray
gallium arsenide?
oh this is gold
i mean most of the photos literally include evergreens
Look I've trotted this out every Christmas for three years...
Look I've trotted this out every Christmas for three years now but wouldn't you? https://twitter.
someone at the diner just asked if silver was my real hair...
twitter lists are really an underappreciated feature
okay i'm updating that twitter list...
@tressiemcphd okay i'm updating that twitter list https://twitter.
more things should be without borders
it's actually cheaper as long as you call china twice a day
This is a great time to give money to your favorite...
This is a great time to give money to your favorite charities because the dollar still is a high-value global currency.
Here's my receipt that PROVES I'm a smug liberal do-gooder....
Here's my receipt that PROVES I'm a smug liberal do-gooder. Whatever, eyeroll the messenger, help the tots.
DWB helps everywhere, and especially in Yemen. It's an...
DWB helps everywhere, and especially in Yemen. It's an amazing org.
I'll jump in to match $1,000 if the matching is still going?
@zeynep @symroe I'll jump in to match $1,000 if the matching is still going?
First sentence is fine. Okay. Second sentence also fine....
First sentence is fine. Okay.
the platform provides!
@drainpip the platform provides!
Or present indicative or pluperfect or whatever I'm just a...
Or present indicative or pluperfect or whatever I'm just a person.
Editorial page writers need to stop hiding behind the...
Editorial page writers need to stop hiding behind the present tense like a buncha babies.
I wonder what it will take for copy editors to change “this...
I wonder what it will take for copy editors to change “this is how fascism starts” to “this is how fascism started.
An exhausting treasure but treasure nonetheless.
An exhausting treasure but treasure nonetheless.
Some want to yell. Some are cruel trolls. And some are...
Some want to yell. Some are cruel trolls.
I think a key to Twitter is that folks are yelling at the...
I think a key to Twitter is that folks are yelling at the world but it feels like they're yelling right at you. To learn you look past that.
like a dictionary of ideologically-shaded phrases and...
@EmilyGorcenski like a dictionary of ideologically-shaded phrases and dogwhistles from all ideologies. Like TVTropes but urgent.
you just described my last four years
I've been thinking a lot about those robot dogs for old...
I've been thinking a lot about those robot dogs for old folks. I think the future is here but it's unevenly hilarious.
Listen folks life finds a way.
Listen folks life finds a way.
Headline idea: Hippocratic Oafs...
Headline idea: Hippocratic Oafs https://twitter.
you got the order exactly right
aww thanks Jordan!
@jrhusney @Medium aww thanks Jordan!
Colin Smith Has a Plan to Help Hundreds of NYC Public Schools
Creating change for New York City kids: this week Paul and Rich split the episode in two, with two conversations about children and learning. First they talk about their own kids’ relationships with technology and feelings about teaching them to code.
oh no this january
I truly truly hope not :(
I'd blocked this from my memory....
I'd blocked this from my memory. https://twitter.
The January surprise is we invade Iran.
The January surprise is we invade Iran.
Don't despair there's still a chance of a January surprise.
Don't despair there's still a chance of a January surprise.
it cuts off all the other conversations but also...it's...
@CodyBrown it cuts off all the other conversations but also... it's money.
Hate just wanted it more.
Hate just wanted it more.
at least half the country :(
I guess World War II finally hit EOL and now we're all...
I guess World War II finally hit EOL and now we're all going to have to migrate to World War III.
To every brand there is a season, and a time to every...
To every brand there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to engage, and a time to refrain from engaging. https://twitter.
not awl men
john you skipped over the six months during which i have to...
oh wow this is super close
my sick twisted use case is like, “quickly browse through a...
is there any device that makes it easy to read PDFs that...
i mean cut secret life of bees and put in queen sugar or...
oh wait while it's pretty good on gender and poc in general...
lance that is a great description of about 90% of my bad...
they don't show the cyberdog whispering “migrants are bad”...
Please explain why I don't want this, thanks....
Please explain why I don't want this, thanks. https://www.
the Internet of Terrible Things
Varies. For personal stuff that is about understanding the...
@bluechoochoo Varies. For personal stuff that is about understanding the world, yak shave.
Jesus. https://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/810568723664773120
Jesus. https://twitter.
When we're that age these are going to be so amazing and...
@rustyk5 When we're that age these are going to be so amazing and we'll ask to get the “hackable” ones that we can program in... JavaScript.
can someone edit this video so that lasers come out of the...
can someone edit this video so that lasers come out of the dogs eyes and blow things up http://joyforall. hasbro.
i hope they get the neural bridge working soon
i like to go here and mess with the settings and realize...
@sippey i like to go here and mess with the settings and realize it's hopeless so i might as well relax http://nuclearsecrecy. com/nukemap/?
I can understand that.
@textfiles I can understand that.
Caddyshack in memory: 90% gopher puppet, amazing....
Caddyshack in memory: 90% gopher puppet, amazing. Caddyshack in reality: Very little gopher puppet, not great.
oh lord yes, it was the single most chill place/time of my...
I chased him around the campus he was so sad and I think I...
that's an unusual color for a total fucking angel
this is so real that i don't think i can finish reading it...
this is so real that i don't think i can finish reading it http://www. newyorker.
Oracle is going to do to America what it did to Sun...
Oracle is going to do to America what it did to Sun Microsystems. https://twitter.
i mean you could use our conference room it has...heat
@tchoi8 @sfpc i mean you could use our conference room it has...
do you need...heat?
@sfpc @tchoi8 do you need... heat?
so are we
i think i read that she is opposed to podcasts? or...
@capndesign @mathowie @richziade @jennschiffer i think i read that she is opposed to podcasts? or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJgKVLweDJk
https://www. youtube.
they find card-based UX sort of reductive since pokémon has...
if they go near the media industry they lose their entire...
never go into your own subtweets is the lesson i've learned...
now i feel bad there were nice people who worked at mashable
http://www.businessinsider.com/cnn-mashable-acquisition-2012...
@KristyT http://www. businessinsider.
nah wouldn't have been that, they are super talented. i...
@KristyT nah wouldn't have been that, they are super talented. i think i remember now and i was being kind of rude.
No idea what I was subtweeting in 2012 but nonetheless a...
No idea what I was subtweeting in 2012 but nonetheless a good subtweet. https://twitter.
https://theawl.com/rick-perry-almost-killed-me-this-weekend-...
https://theawl. com/rick-perry-almost-killed-me-this-weekend-b74b6afbf2d8#.
i felt that maybe i should have been paying more attention
i had the kids tonight. they propped up a spare mattress...
@leahfinnegan @iano i had the kids tonight.
was the party nice
Just like with infrastructure spending. Hard to fight...
@EmilyGorcenski Just like with infrastructure spending. Hard to fight corruption before it happens, too.
well see the thread I just retweeted integration with gov...
what scares me is that the new "sweep it all away" ethos...
David Copperfield makes them disappear....
David Copperfield makes them disappear. https://twitter.
Oh god I'm so scared. https://twitter.com/USNatArchives/stat...
Oh god I'm so scared. https://twitter.
I dmed because I'm too lazy to do a pull request
true!
@marcprecipice @mathowie true!
the next four years in security are going to be an utter...
it's more like ifttt at this pt :(
the world is set up to give them this, and to find legal...
i mean yeah now it's six months I've seen those docs
I'm being serious. If they want it they will have it. It...
@brianvan I'm being serious. If they want it they will have it.
yeah but the basic infrastructure for tracking humans at...
The barrier is not the technology but the ethics. Fine to...
The barrier is not the technology but the ethics. Fine to take a stand.
As @datatelling noted there are implicit lists. And there...
As @datatelling noted there are implicit lists. And there could also be explicit lists we don't see (like do-not-fly+).
In-White-House.
In-White-House.
Frankly you could just use Salesforce and build the...
Frankly you could just use Salesforce and build the extension in-house.
But there is a ton of stuff that would work just as well or...
But there is a ton of stuff that would work just as well or better off the shelf.
A highly scalable totally custom minimum viable registry of...
A highly scalable totally custom minimum viable registry of Muslims API and web client could be built in hours.
Power move
guys...throw in the pencil
@Medium guys...
is it @leahfinnegan
Rachel seems amazing Ian, A+. Is this the leader to get you...
@ohhoe @iano Rachel seems amazing Ian, A+. Is this the leader to get you to $20MM Q4?
all good I'll just back off and then undermine you
sure
“Do you have new words on your ‘Word Wall’?“ I asked my...
“Do you have new words on your ‘Word Wall’? “ I asked my son.
These are people on a collusion course with history....
These are people on a collusion course with history. https://twitter.
I'm rereading the Old Testament. I may have lived in New...
I'm rereading the Old Testament. I may have lived in New York City too long, because as far as I can tell it's mostly about real estate.
I wonder if there will be lawsous
this whole thing feels dicey
TIL @kevboh built and ran an indie social network for...
TIL @kevboh built and ran an indie social network for years. Good, thoughtful article about social network community basics.
Savor the Good Life® https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/80911...
@dphiffer @silviakillings @Cuisinart Savor the Good Life® https://twitter.
thanks! We're still messing around, will probably be five...
@mathowie @sippey @richziade thanks! We're still messing around, will probably be five or six eps before we get things just right.
“If the metal blade thingy that goes inside your food...
“If the metal blade thingy that goes inside your food processor has rivets, you’re screwed. ” Huge Cuisinart recall.
seems risky
Spotify just sent me a list of my favorite songs of 2016 as...
Spotify just sent me a list of my favorite songs of 2016 as a way to passive-aggressively tell me I'm garbage.
angela by Bob James I pulled it out on YouTube like a month...
@bn2b angela by Bob James I pulled it out on YouTube like a month ago. It's perfect.
how perfect is that song
Kevin Barrett on Kind Social Networks
Kevin Barrett on Kind Social Networks Kevin Barrett is Senior Software Engineer, Postlight, and he writes about managing his own social network — Before I joined Postlight I spent a couple of years running Airendipity , a sort of twee social network in which everyone was anonymous and all you could do was send little paper airplanes with some text inside. The paper airplanes would bounce around the globe from phone to phone, picking up placenames ( your plane just landed in Cairo!
Nerds, what is a good (better than Skype) way to record...
Nerds, what is a good (better than Skype) way to record remote audio for your podcast with minimal hiss? Paying money is fine.
ulgh no ian don't be exhausting
well there's that
i've seen this one MANY times it's default anti-troll...
Also tweeting that makes everyone who works for you hate...
Also tweeting that makes everyone who works for you hate you for life and breeds distrust among your friends, that part's hilarious.
It's so sad when VCs get angry and tweet, “I've made many...
It's so sad when VCs get angry and tweet, “I've made many great investments, what have you done? ” I'm always like, I wish you could see.
You really don't have to always be crushing it.
You really don't have to always be crushing it.
It's an actual, complex business decision that involves...
It's an actual, complex business decision that involves other humans, &amp; admitting you didn't know everything, and it's really good to hear.
There's a part in here I love, where @sippey talks about...
There's a part in here I love, where @sippey talks about making a decision, and quickly, to shut off his startup. https://soundcloud.
just chattin with @sippey on the podcast...
just chattin with @sippey on the podcast https://trackchanges. postlight.
Everyone counts on Twitter
that's 3 and 3/5ths theoutlines
18 million dollars tho
This is good. https://twitter.com/scottros/status/8084776608...
This is good. https://twitter.
RIP to their hyperplutocratic political ambitions until...
RIP to their hyperplutocratic political ambitions until 2032 or so.
On the plus side, tomorrow's tech summit will be a horrible...
On the plus side, tomorrow's tech summit will be a horrible photo op that will haunt each participant forever. http://www.
Michael Sippey on Product Management—and Pivoting
Learning from successes and failures: this week Paul and Rich talk to Michael Sippey, whose career spans the history of the web, from blogging pioneer to Six Apart to director of product at Twitter to startup founder. He details his work at Twitter during a time of transition for the social network, and then shares frank perspectives about launching and recently shutting down his startup, Talkshow.
does skype work in Yemen though
<THREAD dc:subject="Game theory"> yes YES the...
&lt;THREAD dc:subject="Game theory"&gt; yes YES the tiger is out Guys it's time for some game theory.
it's so bad, SO bad
Wow (via http://mlkshk.com/p/1AJCQ)...
Wow (via http://mlkshk. com/p/1AJCQ) https://twitter.
also where is steve bannon these days did he choke on...
man barron sure fucked up the cyber
If we don't fight global warming there will be more and...
If we don't fight global warming there will be more and more dangerous tweetstorms, until it's too late. https://twitter.
I just ordered Pokémon cards on Amazon like a drunk guy...
I just ordered Pokémon cards on Amazon like a drunk guy orders at McDonald's. I hope to god these children are happy on Christmas.
i missed something important didn't i
You are all heartening me greatly with your support of the...
You are all heartening me greatly with your support of the Great Brain books.
I just ordered all eight Great Brain books off eBay even...
I just ordered all eight Great Brain books off eBay even though I doubt my kids will ever read them and I am 10000% sure I'll reread them.
oh yeah parable of the sower, I started to reread it and...
It may be worse; we may actually be living in an Octavia...
It may be worse; we may actually be living in an Octavia Butler novel. https://twitter.
Five Links!
Five Links! The entire Internet could, maybe should, be archived in Canada .
This bug thread on browser security from earlier in the...
This bug thread on browser security from earlier in the year is magnificent. https://bugs.
karen
I welcome and respect all your feedback always but the back...
I welcome and respect all your feedback always but the back pages of fashion mags have long been places for serious work so. https://twitter.
Folks please stop being faux-shocked that Teen Vogue is...
Folks please stop being faux-shocked that Teen Vogue is doing good work. Think about how diminishing that would feel.
site:http://metafilter.com "what it says on the tin"
@bn2b site: http://metafilter.
This utterly stupid insanity is currently winning hearts...
This utterly stupid insanity is currently winning hearts and minds across the world. http://www.
I haven't read this but the picture in the background has...
I haven't read this but the picture in the background has exploded my brain. https://twitter.
See you there like last year, Mike!
@MikeIsaac @edcasey See you there like last year, Mike!
Hey 2016 fans! Great news! SantaCon is tomorrow.
Hey 2016 fans! Great news!
worth noting: @ginatrapani's team won
system was rigged
yes always
Not even top 3.
@HeyVeronica @adampash Not even top 3.
Before anyone yells at me our hackathon is one weekday 9-5...
Before anyone yells at me our hackathon is one weekday 9-5 where teams of full-time employees teams conceive of, design, and pitch an app.
Grudging congratulations to Switchboard, victors in the...
Grudging congratulations to Switchboard, victors in the @PostlightStudio hackathon.
the only thing that can stop a planet of apes is some kind...
In all seriousness if you say “Jiggly Puff” to a group of...
In all seriousness if you say “Jiggly Puff” to a group of small children they'll all start singing this CREEPY song. https://www.
I tried and all I could come up with was “Sqúîgly-Püf.”
I tried and all I could come up with was “Sqúîgly-Püf.
I've reached an age where I can't remember the titles of...
I've reached an age where I can't remember the titles of any Sigur Rós songs.
Another in my collection of Stock Photo Jewels...
Another in my collection of Stock Photo Jewels https://twitter.
my heart says Clinton but then...
@jfeckstein my heart says Clinton but then...
wow this is a tricky one
This tweet is from three years ago but frankly it's...
This tweet is from three years ago but frankly it's timeless wisdom.
I should probably pin that tweet.
@angrysql I should probably pin that tweet.
http://boingboing.net/2016/12/07/for-two-years-criminals-sto...
http://boingboing. net/2016/12/07/for-two-years-criminals-stole.
A few minor updates to make America great again.
A few minor updates to make America great again.
I read your note with interest.
I read your note with interest. However I am going to speak and write exactly as I have been for the last 20 years.
those are my express bus tweets
our team has identified a key product problem...
@johnjcook @adampash @ashleyfeinberg our team has identified a key product problem https://twitter.
i'm sure he's doing great but team five will win
ulgh
Exactly. Also the "hmmm" in your eyes in every photo I've...
@patbits Exactly. Also the "hmmm" in your eyes in every photo I've seen is a source of constant joy.
Would I betray my cherished progressive norms to, say,...
Would I betray my cherished progressive norms to, say, recover a password? I mean...
I keep wondering how long until a CAPTCHA shows us 12 faces...
I keep wondering how long until a CAPTCHA shows us 12 faces and asks us to pick all the Americans.
This turned into a great thread:...
This turned into a great thread: https://twitter.
Hey word nerds, reply with links to good modern poems to...
Hey word nerds, reply with links to good modern poems to read/hear. (If you don't care about poetry ignore this, like an adult.
it doesn't stop you from using Twitter, though
strange times
fair, it just cracked me up. it also seems from a distance...
@theodoreross fair, it just cracked me up. it also seems from a distance like a great choice.
they want to take away our pizzazz
What wait how much does it cost? FREE YOU SAY? But how CAN...
What wait how much does it cost? FREE YOU SAY?
YOU can attend an event where @lara_hogan talks about how...
YOU can attend an event where @lara_hogan talks about how to become a great public speaker, @PostlightStudio 1/18 https://www. meetup.
Casual dining...more like CAUSAL DYING....
Casual dining... more like CAUSAL DYING.
I'm quitting Twitter. [Five minutes goes by, screams...
I'm quitting Twitter. [Five minutes goes by, screams VALIDATE ME at cats.
Paul the reality is that while you jest, Republicans...
Paul the reality is that while you jest, Republicans established a series of black sites where torture could be practiced extralegally, so..
Listen dude #pizzazzgate is real and I'm going to prove it...
Listen dude #pizzazzgate is real and I'm going to prove it by threatening your family with death.
Why isn't anyone talking about the Republican sex tunnels...
Why isn't anyone talking about the Republican sex tunnels that GWB ordered built into every Applebee's?
This funeral director's LinkedIn is metal af....
This funeral director's LinkedIn is metal af. https://twitter.
wow you were on top of that one
statistically it's far more likely you'll be buying...
QEMU ADVENT CALENDAR RETURNS http://www.qemu-advent-calendar...
QEMU ADVENT CALENDAR RETURNS http://www. qemu-advent-calendar.
150/hr
this is a pretty good photo of us
Nope! We're just fans.
@BAMstutz @PostlightStudio Nope! We're just fans.
GOMIX! is cool and live. Also @anildash is CEO of...
GOMIX! is cool and live.
It might be time to go back to private editors.
It might be time to go back to private editors.
stop justifying your chronoaggressions
Choire might I humbly proffer that this is a bad hill on...
idk andréa, the job comes with unlimited google docs
HELP WANTED: Marketing Communications Director. There is a...
HELP WANTED: Marketing Communications Director. There is a ton to do.
Q&A: Taking listener questions, and mission statements
Answering listener mail: this week Paul and Rich answer a few letters: first, an architect asks Rich to expand upon his analogy between small teams of software developers and architecture firms; then, a Facebook-weary listener asks why there isn’t an easy way to pull your content from the platform. They round out the show with a discussion on Postlight’s mission statement—or lack thereof.
Q & A & Mission Statements
Q & A & Mission Statements Hmm. Answering listener mail : This week Paul and Rich answer a few letters: First, an architect asks Rich to expand upon his analogy between small teams of software developers and architecture firms; then, a Facebook-weary listener asks why there isn’t an easy way to pull your content from the platform.
5th ave at 20th
whoa
we're in this together Jerome
Congratulations to The Outline on the launch of its great...
Congratulations to The Outline on the launch of its great new Internet website! https://theoutline.
niiiiiice
Our police state sucks. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/80...
Our police state sucks. https://twitter.
is there any sign of a society in trouble more revealing...
@Choire @richziade is there any sign of a society in trouble more revealing than people linking to Plato. stanford?
that's about right
See also: https://archive.org/stream/picturesofanimal00metc#...
See also: #page /6/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://archive. org/stream/picturesofanimal00metc #page /6/mode/2up https://twitter.
This book is sweet. https://archive.org/stream/McGillLibrary...
This book is sweet. #page /n1/mode/2up" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://archive.
oh shit that looks great. i want to but then i need to buy...
@rustyk5 oh shit that looks great. i want to but then i need to buy two because my children are learning to share.
my kids are allowed to use raspberry pis to watch gnutube
hells yeah
i'm going to bed now, under the bed is where i hide all my...
time to read it!
@davidamrock time to read it!
you can still pull tons of money out!
@rustyk5 you can still pull tons of money out!
i think we have all been kind of uncreative here right?...
@rustyk5 i think we have all been kind of uncreative here right?
nope i added it to the list
i mean this makes sense because i also yearn to start some...
god I love sleeping it's actually the best
michael this is an excellent idea except for the part where...
i mean i could be totally wrong would be pretty normal in...
okay so I had so much shit rattling in my head that i wrote...
okay so I had so much shit rattling in my head that i wrote it in a big list so everyone can yell at me. @ftrain /all-my-dumb-questions-december-2016-b6b4ee84284c#.
well i mean...medium does have commenting!
@annegalloway well i mean... medium does have commenting!
actually, [thinks for several minutes], ...yep.
@510home actually, [thinks for several minutes], ... yep.
I just published “All my dumb questions, December 2016”...
I just published “All my dumb questions, December 2016” https://medium.
If I were an editor at Vox I would end every meeting by...
If I were an editor at Vox I would end every meeting by saying, “Lucy, you got some splainers to write.
and had its own MASSIVE problems but there was a policy of...
i think a lot about the fact that the bell system had...
it meant that everyone got to be kind of famous and also it...
sure there was rampant narcissism but not like the kind you...
bloggers were insufferable and most blogs were really...
@derektmead @max_read bloggers were insufferable and most blogs were really terrible. the key thing is famous people weren't involved.
oh wow political asmr will be a thing soon won't it
90 minutes of KSOL radio from 1992 (O.P.P. &c)....
90 minutes of KSOL radio from 1992 (O. P.
okay so a youtube video
I mean they absolutely did exactly this, and the technology...
@tjl I mean they absolutely did exactly this, and the technology itself (he tweeted) was the means of transmission, it's HARD to stop this.
She's amazing but a little opaque! I think we need like,...
@urschrei @tjl She's amazing but a little opaque! I think we need like, that book in infographics.
maria we just need to give this current strategy 30 more...
And now you see Trump winning partly on the savvy of his...
@tjl And now you see Trump winning partly on the savvy of his team's Facebook ad buy—the mass action capability is there—but for sale.
So the Arab Spring was built partly on top of social media,...
@tjl So the Arab Spring was built partly on top of social media, which was a great tool for mass actions but not for mass movements.
I also think that our particular cohort, even if we were...
@tjl I also think that our particular cohort, even if we were cynical, assigned progressive values to tech that didn't follow through.
All my dumb questions, December 2016
All my dumb questions, December 2016 This weekend I just wanted to write down the stuff in my head that is driving me bananas. I’m surrounded by tons of really confident answers about the world right now but frankly the answer industry has some explaining to do, or some explainers to write, and no matter how many times I hit refresh no one—left or right—is really nailing it.
I think/hope that folks will get their act together on this.
I think/hope that folks will get their act together on this. The left is really big on taking credit as the social progressive party but of course the history is filled with things like Kennedy asking MLK to chill out because all the protests were making us look bad to the Russians.
dammit jason now we have to cancel the airbnb
Best part of Davos is where we take off our human masks and...
Best part of Davos is where we take off our human masks and you can see who is a lizard, who is a robot, who's a bag of mice, and who died. https://twitter.
let's get a hostel together!
@bn2b let's get a hostel together!
Guess when Davos is? That's right, January 17 to 20, 2017....
Guess when Davos is? That's right, January 17 to 20, 2017.
Achieving our Country by Rorty, the Piketty, and Theory of...
@espiers Achieving our Country by Rorty, the Piketty, and Theory of Justice by Rawls.
I saw that too! The level of throwaway detail down to the...
@GillBranstetter @metafilter I saw that too! The level of throwaway detail down to the spinning swastikas and his haircut was just so good.
Sketch comedy is a high stakes game. This is really solid....
Sketch comedy is a high stakes game. This is really solid.
love you, Jeffrey
Burn! https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/805056985448251392/p...
Burn! https://twitter.
I am at a movie at 8pm on a Friday with maybe 150 normal...
I am at a movie at 8pm on a Friday with maybe 150 normal human non-parents and I'm having difficulty processing.
Worst marriage counseling session ever....
Worst marriage counseling session ever. https://twitter.
thank you, Ian
my theory is that we're suffering from severe latency on...
@ginatrapani my theory is that we're suffering from severe latency on pointnet and all the points will arrive at their destination by 2040.
Just ask yourself, what would Cathy do?
@RobTerrin @mathbabedotorg Just ask yourself, what would Cathy do?
It's genuinely scary.
It's genuinely scary.
SRO at @postlightstudio to hear @ginatrapani interview...
SRO at @postlightstudio to hear @ginatrapani interview @mathbabedotorg about the evil and scary side of big data. https://twitter.
oh awesome
cool, thank you!
@bifurcations cool, thank you!
oh excellent, Bob. Many thanks.
@bobstep @underoak oh excellent, Bob. Many thanks.
will check this out, thank you Roy!
@roybahat @PopUpArchive will check this out, thank you Roy!
oh cool will check this out
will do! thank you
@GrantBarrett will do!
this is cool
wait anil this script looks like you just selected two...
I think we can greenlight this if we switch it all to...
isn't that just George Clooney using excel for two hours
that may be the endgame here
godammit caleb
Does anyone have a source for old radio daily newscasts?...
Does anyone have a source for old radio daily newscasts? 30s/40s/50s/and up.
hmm this feels like a trap
who surprise twist are totally fucking BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Jen didn't you quit Twitter like yesterday?
@jenniferdaniel @jennschiffer Jen didn't you quit Twitter like yesterday?
i mean look it's peso's show. my daughter was in the bag...
@skamille i mean look it's peso's show. my daughter was in the bag for dashi so hard we had to get the hair clips tho.
octonauts are like family now, i'm photoshopping captain...
hey my daughter was sick monday and had like four straight...
wednesday night is my night with the kids
compose yourself
Why does The Weeknd keep going to parties?
Why does The Weeknd keep going to parties?
I just want them to eat me first.
@billwasik I just want them to eat me first.
yep
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achieving_Our_Country it's...
@mwiik https://en. wikipedia.
Oh man I regret to inform you that Luttwak is once again...
Oh man I regret to inform you that Luttwak is once again going full Luttwak http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2016/03/conservative-scholar-declares-trump-racism-free.
Most of it is about creating a new left via Walt Whitman...
Most of it is about creating a new left via Walt Whitman and John Dewey. The Trump part is actually a paraphrase of Luttwak.
I know this will be a controversial opinion, but the whole...
I know this will be a controversial opinion, but the whole Rorty book is really good.
We all need to relax and start having fun again if we...
We all need to relax and start having fun again if we possibly can. Because if we don't we'll actually go fucking bananacakes.
Also trying something a little diff. with the...
Also trying something a little diff. with the newsletter—classic LINK ROUNDUP.
Today in @PostlightStudio, Dir. of Engineering @ginatrapani...
Today in @PostlightStudio , Dir. of Engineering @ginatrapani talks openly and awesomely about her impostor syndrome.
:anxiety_emoji:
we have to be ready
wow Alex A++++++
i believe that one day someone will be able to build a...
You can FINALLY have advanced hyphenation in-browser! You...
You can FINALLY have advanced hyphenation in-browser! You just fully emulate Unix then run LaTeX in a WebWorker.
If Rogue One sucks America is over.
If Rogue One sucks America is over.
Five Plus Gina Trapani on Impostor Syndrome
Five Plus Gina Trapani on Impostor Syndrome Not for you, Uber Gina Trapani on Impostor Syndrome Today Gina Trapani , Director of Engineering, Postlight, writes a great essay to remind us that we’re all faking it —and we shouldn’t judge ourselves harshly for that, but rather embrace it. It’s a good message for anyone who works in technology—a fashion industry, despite everyone’s protestations—and also a good message for the moment.
you should poke around twine!
@asolove you should poke around twine!
you know what comes close is org-mode, but the learning...
@asolove you know what comes close is org-mode, but the learning curve is... not pleasant.
Hmm.
@jackrusher @asolove Hmm.
Well sort of a mess. The XSLT. BUT core elements are so...
@jackrusher @asolove Well sort of a mess. The XSLT.
Everybody listen to me. Put away 1984. This is not time for...
Everybody listen to me. Put away 1984.
this site holds up real good http://www.fuckedconcept.com/
this site holds up real good http://www. fuckedconcept.
Context: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2012/11/the-ne...
Context: http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2012/11/the-new-occupy-size-is-everything.
heh @rustyk5 has the keys
Introducing Postlight Labs
I have my faults but never say I don't commit
looks like someone is an OAR loser
Aw man this was 12 years ago http://www.ftrain.com/RawkinRep...
Aw man this was 12 years ago http://www. ftrain.
We also did interrupting ghost and pigeon.
We also did interrupting ghost and pigeon.
- Knock, knock. Who's there? - Interrupting lawyer....
- Knock, knock. Who's there?
whoa
ODDS ARE GOOD civilization survives!
@_cynar ODDS ARE GOOD civilization survives!
twitter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeWduNomDqY
twitter https://www. youtube.
but yeah horrified all the time and thinking, “is prospect...
@_cynar but yeah horrified all the time and thinking, “is prospect park lake potable?
it's just we have to pace ourselves and make lists, there's...
Some Dems must be secretly hopeful that charges are brought...
What would a Clinton prosecution actually look like under...
What would a Clinton prosecution actually look like under the Trump Administration?
wait did the people who created social media also play...
but then i type "POKEMON CARDS" into amazon and it's...
Is this what parents have always done? Bought boxes of...
Is this what parents have always done? Bought boxes of random shit and hoped it was right?
As a parent it's increasingly clear that most of my...
As a parent it's increasingly clear that most of my responsibilities involve Pokémon, and yet I do not understand Pokémon.
Oh that's awful. I'm sorry.
@tressiemcphd Oh that's awful. I'm sorry.
Sometimes when I read the NYT I become certain that a...
Sometimes when I read the NYT I become certain that a massive range of human experience has been denied to me and I will never comprehend. https://twitter.
Without polls we're lost.
Without polls we're lost.
no judgment here
listen man don't shoot the mythbringer
idk one group talks about their horse and buggy and another...
according to the website this one goes way beyond filk
There is a sci-fi con in the hotel where I am staying and...
There is a sci-fi con in the hotel where I am staying and I'm in the dark with the kids but apparently there's a bardic circle until 3am.
This long drive home is going so well that I just said,...
This long drive home is going so well that I just said, “There are no tears in ‘I Spy.
there are some good as hell sheets
There are actually 1.8 Americas.
There are actually 1. 8 Americas.
Oh no
that is an amazing document
my wife just reminded me it is wednesday
If you want to have a great Friday night you can use Google...
If you want to have a great Friday night you can use Google to search only through public GDoc spreadsheets https://www. google.
Holidays are tough. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/801547...
Holidays are tough. https://twitter.
for one of our clients we built an app to help you meditate...
for one of our clients we built an app to help you meditate https://trackchanges. postlight.
Great piece about depression in the face of success...
Great piece about depression in the face of success http://nymag. com/thecut/2016/11/fake-smiles-and-blowouts-at-cond-nasts-holiday-lunch.
Thursday 3pm Twitter is going to be extraordinary.
Thursday 3pm Twitter is going to be extraordinary.
can i make an observation
Map of world tourism slogans. Via http://mlkshk.com/p/1ADGM...
Map of world tourism slogans. Via http://mlkshk.
sure just email me pointers ford@ftrain.com
@tildetown @pfhawkins sure just email me pointers ford @ftrain .
Things keeping me sane right now: Brainwaves from faceless...
Things keeping me sane right now: Brainwaves from faceless worm strangers. Lester Holt's Illuminati hand signals.
sure
Kevin Barrett on Building an iOS App That Helps You Meditate
Kevin Barrett on Building an iOS App That Helps You Meditate A meditation interface should be pretty minimal, right? Kevin Barrett is Senior Software Engineer, Postlight, and he recently wrote up the work he did building an app for INSCAPE, a new meditation start-up in NYC.
from experience, you hustle that much harder
jack, two people cannot own that URL together
revenue. Size and abilities follow.
@bluechoochoo @PostlightStudio revenue. Size and abilities follow.
i checked it's like $200 so too rich for our blood
And there are partnerships growing there as a result.
@knowtheory And there are partnerships growing there as a result.
You fake it. We wanted to experiment. We talked about a...
@knowtheory You fake it. We wanted to experiment.
Anyway, we love the work, and we have great clients. Get in...
Anyway, we love the work, and we have great clients. Get in touch (DM!
Here's the big, dumb thing I learned about agencies: Growth...
Here's the big, dumb thing I learned about agencies: Growth makes room for progress. If you want to do new things, focus on growing first.
This was a CHALLENGING year. I learned a lot this year....
This was a CHALLENGING year. I learned a lot this year.
Our company @PostlightStudio is one year old. We talked...
Our company @PostlightStudio is one year old. We talked about it on the podcast.
as an expert in the media i can say with authority that...
as an expert in the media i can say with authority that this is the greatest digital magazine article illustration in some time https://twitter.
nobel prize in illustration
also the little marketing pun in “a minute[,] flat”...
@tressiemcphd also the little marketing pun in “a minute[,] flat” is...
dear lord
Postlight at One
a little explainin' for u https://trackchanges.postlight.com...
a little explainin' for u https://trackchanges. postlight.
I need to remove Twitter from my phone and my phone from my...
I need to remove Twitter from my phone and my phone from my life.
The best way to decorate a park is to paint a swastika by...
The best way to decorate a park is to paint a swastika by the monkey bars. https://twitter.
thanks dad
Sean those dudes were/are garbage, just like your...
you know who else was well-funded by Saudi construction...
you know who else was well-funded by Saudi construction projects https://twitter.
We heard them just fine.
We heard them just fine.
The best way to listen to and understand the desires of...
The best way to listen to and understand the desires of red-state voters is to observe the actions of the leaders they voted into office.
It feels like this is an actual real start for some people....
It feels like this is an actual real start for some people. http://echothroughthefog.
all day every day
Oh my god. This is it. The first ever image of Mans...
Oh my god. This is it.
Get Me Central! (A quick explainer)
Get Me Central! (A quick explainer) By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight These nice people are having a transaction, but sadly the platform will not scale As we all now know, we live in an age of massive centralized digital platforms: Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft LinkedIn, and the like are the conduits for a vast amount of our personal and professional interactions, and they profit accordingly.
Get Me Central!
As we all now know, we live in an age of massive centralized digital platforms: Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft LinkedIn, and the like are the conduits for a ...
one way I know fake news is a problem is that actual known...
one way I know fake news is a problem is that actual known smart people are asking me if this is real https://twitter.
was thinking of you on that one
heheheheh
Wow Facebook really has a fake news problem...
Wow Facebook really has a fake news problem https://twitter.
Really impressed by this level of transparency....
Really impressed by this level of transparency. https://twitter.
“Journalism elevates the voiceless. Save...
“Journalism elevates the voiceless. Save Democracy—subscribe!
It's not cheap to report on Hamilton. That's why, to defeat...
It's not cheap to report on Hamilton. That's why, to defeat Trump, we need to come together to support vibrant journalism about Hamilton.
Understanding the Fake News Problem
It's all the real story.
It's all the real story.
nah dude people love the west wing
I feel fine basically. I like other languages more but it's...
@jordne I feel fine basically. I like other languages more but it's widely deployed and increasingly super-fast.
agree
woke larry summers is just ONE of the terrible things ahead...
Literally no one has ever said “NOILRTM” unless they were...
Literally no one has ever said “NOILRTM” unless they were super racist. It's a litmus test.
“No one is less racist than me” is how Americans pronounce...
“No one is less racist than me” is how Americans pronounce “I'm incredibly racist.
List of stuff to do https://medium.com/@thelindywest/what-to...
List of stuff to do @thelindywest /what-to-do-d17e58305fa7#. 5cle41y6f" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
Jim is right, they are great. https://twitter.com/jimaley/st...
Jim is right, they are great. https://twitter.
patrick it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that...
@patbits patrick it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that social media has let us down again http://www. snopes.
this is not a surprising strategy...
this is not a surprising strategy https://twitter.
Zuckerberg said less than 1% was fake but here is how that...
Zuckerberg said less than 1% was fake but here is how that 1% spread. https://twitter.
heheheheheh
oh i know
“40% of the US population does not see why global warming...
“40% of the US population does not see why global warming is a problem, since Christ is returning in a few decades. ”— http://www.
it increases property value
There is no evidence that anything will be all right or...
There is no evidence that anything will be all right or that we should give this time. It's normal to think that, but there's no evidence.
ulgh these little fuckers doing real human damage
Watching 100 kindergartners from 35 countries sing about...
Watching 100 kindergartners from 35 countries sing about pumpkins at the PS is pretty restorative rn.
Under George W. Bush, Karl Rove was a kind of political...
Under George W. Bush, Karl Rove was a kind of political magician.
America is literally going to hell....
America is literally going to hell. https://twitter.
I miss this guy. https://twitter.com/tedconover/status/79862...
I miss this guy. https://twitter.
Breitbart to sue another media company for saying it's a...
Breitbart to sue another media company for saying it's a white-nationalist website: http://thehill.
nice try but i'm not RTing
i'm completely fine with people asking if i'm sincere or...
no, I am not enjoying it. see you around. hope things are...
@Riorstudio1 no, I am not enjoying it. see you around.
I find it's a good thing to fiddle with when I'm panicking...
I find it's a good thing to fiddle with when I'm panicking about the Republic. https://twitter.
I'm wearing a safety pin. I'm doing other stuff too. I want...
I'm wearing a safety pin. I'm doing other stuff too.
Glad I voted for @RepYvetteClarke, who opposes cruel Steve...
Glad I voted for @RepYvetteClarke , who opposes cruel Steve Bannon's proposed White House role. https://clarke.
Podcast w/@mathbabedotorg, recorded during better times....
Podcast w/ @mathbabedotorg , recorded during better times. She's coming to talk at @PostlightStudio Dec 1—invite soon!
do that, and it will return a thousandfold
hell yes it is
i was definitely thinking “wow this is a truly grim...
i wrote this in march 2014 like a freaking moron...
i wrote this in march 2014 like a freaking moron http://www. newyorker.
gonna favor deeds not tweets, protests not podcasts, votes...
Everyone in tech can send Zuckerberg a thank-you note....
Everyone in tech can send Zuckerberg a thank-you note. https://twitter.
http://bibliocracy-now.tumblr.com/post/153189206545/this-pos...
@michelet http://bibliocracy-now. tumblr.
wheeeeee no fucking time we gotta gooooooo
me too!
@michelet @ananavarro @SenSanders me too!
this was great I think you are basically talking about a...
Cathy O'Neil on “Weapons of Math Destruction”
Our dangerous reliance on big data: in an episode recorded before the election, Rich and Paul talk to Cathy O’Neil, author of Weapons of Math Destruction: How Big Data Increases Inequality and Threatens Democracy. They discuss Cathy’s origins in the math world, her years at a hedge fund on the brink of the 2008 financial crisis, the lack of transparency in the Department of Education’s data, and the various examples of “weapons of math destruction” in her book—all the ways that data is used to harm.
i miss irony
no no no i was sincere I was SINCERE it's just habit
i'm just kidding
well i mean the other way to look at it is “what do I do...
@MikeIsaac well i mean the other way to look at it is “what do I do with this global platform and this sense of renewed purpose?
“Facebook, of necessity, sees cultural problems as product...
“Facebook, of necessity, sees cultural problems as product problems. ” —me https://trackchanges.
just listing facebook facts in the corporate newsletter...
just listing facebook facts in the corporate newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.
I want to but I can't handle the guilt.
@studiesincrap I want to but I can't handle the guilt.
but the criterion collection isn't on hulu any more
NYC is a crowded hectic place filled with people who look...
@tolles NYC is a crowded hectic place filled with people who look suspicious to many American gun-owners. Bad idea.
This is a very bad idea. https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/sta...
This is a very bad idea. https://twitter.
His meds made him sweat constantly hence that thing.
@tressiemcphd His meds made him sweat constantly hence that thing.
Might need to retract that given the evidence.
@finn Might need to retract that given the evidence.
If you need something to listen to tonight, here are some...
If you need something to listen to tonight, here are some of Father Coughlin's radio broadcasts: http://otrrlibrary.
Always liked this Mark Slouka essay about the right to be...
Always liked this Mark Slouka essay about the right to be rude. http://harpers.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/obama-can-appoint-me...
https://www. washingtonpost.
I already erased that one.
@amyhoy I already erased that one.
I'm thinking that a calm, measured tone with short...
@stevesilberman @k8iedid I'm thinking that a calm, measured tone with short paragraphs is going to be a writerly defense mechanism.
This is a totally valid concern. Plus journos are terrible...
@stevesilberman @k8iedid This is a totally valid concern. Plus journos are terrible at caring for themselves.
One very positive thing is that people are talking openly...
One very positive thing is that people are talking openly on trains and in the street, and DMing and texting and emailing more.
The intensity of news today is probably the new status quo.
The intensity of news today is probably the new status quo.
Facebook and the 2016 Election
Facebook is, to its chagrin, part of the conversation about the outcome of the 2016 election. Here is a list of some special moments that we have all ...
Thanks! Fixed.
Thanks! Fixed.
Facebook, 2016 election
Facebook, 2016 election Facebook is, to its chagrin, part of the conversation about the outcome of the 2016 election. Here is a list of some special moments that we have all shared with Facebook: Facebook has ~1.
Don't you have a dying wife to divorce?...
Don't you have a dying wife to divorce? https://twitter.
RIP your Medicare. And Medicare recipients....
RIP your Medicare. And Medicare recipients.
Concur, these piece is horrifying and clear....
Concur, these piece is horrifying and clear. https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/797904794602049536/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/797904532764135424/photo/1
@dphiffer https://twitter.
can't find the original!
@calebhannan can't find the original!
yep!
@RoughDraftDC yep!
BTW someone on this website tweeted something like “don't...
BTW someone on this website tweeted something like “don't show up to the revolution expecting to lead it” and I think that's real smart.
My daughter is having a tantrum because we said she can't...
My daughter is having a tantrum because we said she can't go to the big immigration rights rally unless she finishes lunch.
Here's the rally btw: https://www.facebook.com/thenyic/
Here's the rally btw: https://www. facebook.
And granola bars!
@michelet And granola bars!
Oh we'll stay on the edges and avoid anything too dense or...
@theory Oh we'll stay on the edges and avoid anything too dense or risky. This'll be like my twentieth NYC protest.
I still remember being four and protesting against Burger...
I still remember being four and protesting against Burger King with my mom. I also remember I WANTED a Burger King.
Right now we're gonna take the kids into Manhattan to an...
Right now we're gonna take the kids into Manhattan to an immigration rights rally. We wrote phone numbers on their arms.
I sincerely want to remind activists and protesters: Take a...
I sincerely want to remind activists and protesters: Take a few minutes and stretch before and after every mass non-violent action.
Let's get coffee sometime! paul.ford@postlight.com
@jfeckstein Let's get coffee sometime! paul.
There's some things technology people can do, but nothing...
@jfeckstein There's some things technology people can do, but nothing easy or fast, despite everyone's fervent wishes.
Yeah my plan is read books, work hard, listen well, write...
@jfeckstein Yeah my plan is read books, work hard, listen well, write checks. And go to rallies and protests to see what people say.
When AI can invest better than humans will there still be...
When AI can invest better than humans will there still be VCs?
great point Carlos
Jesus Christ this week is trying to kill me....
Jesus Christ this week is trying to kill me. https://twitter.
Remember when Palmer Luckey funded Trump memes? Also Mark...
Remember when Palmer Luckey funded Trump memes? Also Mark Zuckerberg is denying that Facebook spread political influence.
Looking for a great example of speculative fiction? Don't...
Looking for a great example of speculative fiction? Don't look here at this, because it's hot liquid shit.
They forgot the word “long” before “knives.”...
They forgot the word “long” before “knives. ” https://twitter.
There's suddenly a lot to do.
There's suddenly a lot to do.
if you want to hold it at Postlight we can host 50/60. 101...
@cocteau @kleinmatic @AmeliaMN @jeremybowers if you want to hold it at Postlight we can host 50/60. 101 5th Ave.
we're gonna get through this apocalypse all together lauren
Ditmas badly needs a lefty bookstore that serves tea and...
Ditmas badly needs a lefty bookstore that serves tea and offers martial arts training in the back right now.
you were so right
Coastal elites are less likely to be addicted to opioids...
fuck there should be
Rusty as a coastal elite you NEED to spend some time...
@rustyk5 Rusty as a coastal elite you NEED to spend some time learning about the people who wear safety pins.
smh what a goddam mess. if i can help just tell me.
@robynkanner smh what a goddam mess. if i can help just tell me.
Anyone who opens a post “Dear Democrats,” or writes the...
Anyone who opens a post “Dear Democrats,” or writes the words “real America” is a Cylon and they go out the airlock.
His entire face has been optimized piece by piece to show...
@robynkanner His entire face has been optimized piece by piece to show absolute cruelty.
I have like seven one-gallon cans of hate for that scary...
@robynkanner I have like seven one-gallon cans of hate for that scary reptile in particular. It helps that he's fucking horrible.
try the journalists
Gonna need to block at least a week of the 2023 Truth &...
Gonna need to block at least a week of the 2023 Truth &amp; Reconciliation hearings just for that interface.
There's a lot to process right now but don't think we won't...
There's a lot to process right now but don't think we won't be coming back to those NYT election probability gauges with random jitter.
jack hold me
jesus if I knew I'd have done it already
LinkedIn for all its faults is about helping people level...
@carlacasilli LinkedIn for all its faults is about helping people level up and grow and encourages them to be their best selves.
Twitter will destroy itself, that's inevitable. I was wrong...
Twitter will destroy itself, that's inevitable. I was wrong about LinkedIn.
I would purchase or support it, what you post is helpful,...
also some of the work at http://datasociety.net/ and worth...
@kranzky @paulg @dhh also some of the work at http://datasociety.
i think look through a lot of what knight foundation has...
@kranzky @paulg @dhh i think look through a lot of what knight foundation has funded, https://www. civilcomments.
i think LOTS of people have been trying but there's not...
the challenge is to create tooling that makes it faster and...
Jason! Hi! I've thought about this a lot and seen lots of...
@kranzky @paulg @dhh Jason! Hi!
Once again I was a year ahead of everyone else....
Once again I was a year ahead of everyone else. https://twitter.
Make America Good Again.
Make America Good Again.
This is good advice. http://www.nybooks.com/daily/2016/11/10...
This is good advice. http://www.
Our mission statement is under revision by our team and we’ll share it in time.
Our mission statement is under revision by our team and we’ll share it in time. In the meantime readers will simply have to imagine how awesome it is.
Why in God's name did I pick this week to re-read The...
Why in God's name did I pick this week to re-read The Parable of the Sower?
Sure, JT. Reach out to @JeromeHardaway.
@circlejtp @VetsWhoCode Sure, JT. Reach out to @JeromeHardaway .
Help @VetsWhoCode raise money to build a new platform and...
Help @VetsWhoCode raise money to build a new platform and help more vets learn to code! https://www.
note to the office https://trackchanges.postlight.com/note-t...
note to the office https://trackchanges. postlight.
i guess he's emotionally excited by his own role in this...
Thanks!
@RosMiltonREC @ELLEmagazine Thanks!
Note to all-hands
Note to all-hands Usually we wear shoes Things around the office and on chat were looking kind of grim, and I was asked if I could say something to boost morale. I sort of mumbled this out at the all-hands meeting, and I figured I’d mumble it here, too.
and walk the kids to school and hug them goodbye
What the everlasting hell are we supposed to do with this...
What the everlasting hell are we supposed to do with this nightmare circus of infinite fuck?
Argh
Traffic
Make sure to unsubscribe from Playbook before you go to bed.
Make sure to unsubscribe from Playbook before you go to bed.
True, although a lot of regular web pages are 20-30 meg...
@textfiles True, although a lot of regular web pages are 20-30 meg executables now.
Dhsgwndhwjcbrj https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpo...
Dhsgwndhwjcbrj https://www. google.
I think that's still abridged.
@jimaley I think that's still abridged.
Cool. https://twitter.com/columbiaup/status/7960965189567324...
Cool. https://twitter.
Oh god this is a nightmare they're out of high horses at...
Oh god this is a nightmare they're out of high horses at the media store.
Great podcast email today. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...
Great podcast email today. https://twitter.
I wonder if the steady expansion of executive branch power...
I wonder if the steady expansion of executive branch power over 250 years was 100% the right approach.
They were very chill and good participants in the...
@heatheremerrick They were very chill and good participants in the democratic process.
I mean whatever they got stickers for their scooter helmets.
I mean whatever they got stickers for their scooter helmets.
Kids expected to see Barack Obama at the polling station.
Kids expected to see Barack Obama at the polling station.
We're only a few weeks away from the best-of-2016 lists.
We're only a few weeks away from the best-of-2016 lists.
oh yes
just a normal day at the office
What's it like at work today?
@goldman What's it like at work today?
This toxic racist shitheel bullshit seeped right under the...
This toxic racist shitheel bullshit seeped right under the kindergarten door, and they already do mass shooter lockdown drills.
These are people talking who weigh less than 50 pounds each.
These are people talking who weigh less than 50 pounds each.
Today a little Muslim kindergarten girl apparently told my...
Today a little Muslim kindergarten girl apparently told my daughter, “Donald Trump hates me. ” So that's cool that we got there in 2016.
Me too! https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/status/795806889...
Me too! https://twitter.
When people explain their rationales for not voting I...
When people explain their rationales for not voting I immediately think of this guy. https://twitter.
How could that ever leave you?
@phyllisstein How could that ever leave you?
I can think of nothing but this tweet.
@phyllisstein I can think of nothing but this tweet.
Put Your Phone Down
i'm gonna touch the pants bulb on the hoss pictures
def squickly brif grinp
I wonder if little kids ever just are hanging out talking...
I wonder if little kids ever just are hanging out talking at the park and afterwards wonder, “oh my god, does that count as a playdate?
This ad... https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/795274679523151...
This ad... https://twitter.
If you're awake enough to tweet you're awake enough to join...
So far.
@katienotopoulos So far.
It's weird to think that just about everyone you know has...
It's weird to think that just about everyone you know has shameful secrets.
Not only did the kids rise promptly but my daughter is...
Not only did the kids rise promptly but my daughter is singing “Hot Stuff” incorrectly and my son has a Whoopee cushion.
Both I think.
@theodoreross Both I think.
There are way too many Pokémon for an early Saturday...
There are way too many Pokémon for an early Saturday morning.
Great essay about a lifelong internalized relationship with...
Great essay about a lifelong internalized relationship with Phil Collins http://hazlitt.
I've had this exact experience it's a lot more likely you...
@jennschiffer I've had this exact experience it's a lot more likely you eat a Tasty-Klair while checking when the train home is.
When Tony Shalhoub says, “It's the simple things in life...
@michelet @emilynussbaum When Tony Shalhoub says, “It's the simple things in life you treasure,” I back up and watch it like five times.
Shirley, this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/79467351222...
Shirley, this. https://twitter.
Oh god
Poll: How long have you been sick?
Poll: How long have you been sick?
robyn i can't i can't
if florida tips red one more time i'm going to die
Don't put your faith in walls, says @tomvanderbilt...
Don't put your faith in walls, says @tomvanderbilt http://www. nytimes.
this app finds people in your contacts who are least likely...
this app finds people in your contacts who are least likely to vote and then helps you reach out to help them vote http://www. civicinnovation.
They go back and forth.
@phooky They go back and forth.
As Oscar Wilde famously said, Americans, they are pants...
@genmon As Oscar Wilde famously said, Americans, they are pants rubbish.
What about in the shower or as the British call it the boot?
@genmon What about in the shower or as the British call it the boot?
I'll be frank this all feels a little excessive.
@c_crampton I'll be frank this all feels a little excessive.
I bet it's really stressful when the queen is coming and...
@c_crampton I bet it's really stressful when the queen is coming and you can't find your full wig.
Very helpful. Thank you.
@c_crampton Very helpful. Thank you.
Hmm. Just doing some light litigation today and it's warm....
Hmm. Just doing some light litigation today and it's warm.
Wait...photos on the left...UK judges have short wigs for...
Wait... photos on the left...
You should vote! It's great. You meet great people....
You should vote! It's great.
Sure looks fun https://twitter.com/harvardbiz/status/7943255...
Sure looks fun https://twitter.
Glad to be involved, Jerome!
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode Glad to be involved, Jerome!
Keeping the Japanese Art of Candy Sculpting Alive (via...
Keeping the Japanese Art of Candy Sculpting Alive (via http://mlkshk. com/p/1A5Z9) https://www.
I had to take away my son's Pokemon card and he had a...
I had to take away my son's Pokemon card and he had a temper tantrum in front of the kindergarten. Ironically it was a Shuppet.
Hard to disprove soul collection....
Hard to disprove soul collection. https://twitter.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2UfA3sTzik
https://m. youtube.
Nah you're good at it.
@HalimahMarcus Nah you're good at it.
huh it really turned out to not be about class that much
this is going to go viral among an incredibly specific...
this is going to go viral among an incredibly specific group of people https://twitter.
basically why we started the company
So @droob is an engineer at Postlight who went full ENHANCE...
So @droob is an engineer at Postlight who went full ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE on the Great British Baking Show https://trackchanges. postlight.
we had @zeldman on the podcast talking about life reboots...
we had @zeldman on the podcast talking about life reboots and http://studio. zeldman.
Whats better than a giant concept graph?...
Whats better than a giant concept graph? https://concept.
This lost satellite from 1967 started transmitting again...
This lost satellite from 1967 started transmitting again and my first thought was I wonder who it will endorse. https://m.
Dear me a week from now, Wow what a week, huh? P.S. You...
Dear me a week from now, Wow what a week, huh? P.
Looks great tbqf
I guess hmm. People accept sincere praise and that paves...
@harper @skamille I guess hmm. People accept sincere praise and that paves the way to other kinds of sincerity.
Right! They should be sincere toasts. But toasts are a...
@harper @skamille Right! They should be sincere toasts.
Just do a lot of toasts. Then they will start to believe...
@skamille @harper Just do a lot of toasts. Then they will start to believe you mean it.
I care
Frankly that may be the most perfect page of any book I've...
@laura_june Frankly that may be the most perfect page of any book I've ever read.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/793611254304759808/photo/1
@laura_june https://twitter.
It's...wow.
@laura_june It's... wow.
Omg did you read his autobiography
November 8 2016 or as I like to call it X-Day...
November 8 2016 or as I like to call it X-Day https://twitter.
This election is like being 19 and reading the Illuminatus...
This election is like being 19 and reading the Illuminatus Trilogy forever.
I feel so alienated by everything that I've retreated to...
I feel so alienated by everything that I've retreated to Industrial.
Scare Crow by Ministry is a good song.
Scare Crow by Ministry is a good song.
Oh yeah that's perfection
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/192608650169303041
https://twitter.
Drew Bell on the Spreadsheets of the Great British Baking Show
Drew Bell on the Spreadsheets of the Great British Baking Show If you’re watching TV on a computer it’s easy enough to take a screenshot of whatever catches your eye. That’s what happened to Drew Bell , Engineer, Postlight, as he watched the Great British Baking Show.
Gonna erase Twitter from my phone for the day and switch...
Gonna erase Twitter from my phone for the day and switch Spotify to Cameo radio. See you tomorrow when I crawl back like a vile media worm.
“People criticize but it sparked conversation.” is the same...
“People criticize but it sparked conversation. ” is the same as “People vomit but they ate it.
BUT SIR THAT'S NOT GOOD ART.
BUT SIR THAT'S NOT GOOD ART.
SIR THE USERS ARE BEING HARASSED THE ENTIRE WORLD IS...
SIR THE USERS ARE BEING HARASSED THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WAITING ON YOUR WORD. Twitter CEO: “Put a hashtag picture of Assad on Wall St.
really good to see these photos in the local paper...
really good to see these photos in the local paper http://www. nytimes.
this holiday is kind of a mess but also the only fun holiday
actually wait that tweet was a terrible idea
In the studio with Jeffrey Zeldman
The next step for Jeffrey Zeldman: this week Paul and Rich talk to the web design pioneer who, in Paul’s words, “designed the aesthetic of the web for a while. ” They discuss his history as founder of the design studio Happy Cog and A List Apart Magazine, co-founder of A Book Apart and An Event Apart, and author of, amongst other titles, Taking Your Talent to the Web.
i mean when WA 2.0 comes out and can talk to the DOM, could...
@textfiles i mean when WA 2. 0 comes out and can talk to the DOM, could I directly bridge to the DOM from my emu-C64?
helllll yeah
heheheheheh i think about this A LOT
It's the weirdest thing because they all work in...
@JoeBlubaugh It's the weirdest thing because they all work in telecommunications.
Yes but when you read his book it all starts to make the...
@winjer Yes but when you read his book it all starts to make the worst kind of sense. This person is essentially a techno-millenarianist.
I'm sorry DockJaw he's in Sweden, it checks out.
@cblgh @DockJaw I'm sorry DockJaw he's in Sweden, it checks out.
Right, and with pictures of waterfalls or human hands...
@amyhoy Right, and with pictures of waterfalls or human hands holding bonsai plants.
Oh it's cool to see it in the wild! Thanks for the picture!
@cblgh @Colewitz Oh it's cool to see it in the wild! Thanks for the picture!
I've worked on powerpoints for C-level folks where they...
I've worked on powerpoints for C-level folks where they just ask my opinion of certain words. Like “innovation,” or “power,” or “unique.
He could be incredibly smart and still sound like a dummy,...
He could be incredibly smart and still sound like a dummy, because the last two decades have taught him that platitudes are all that's safe.
Every time an executive leader at Thiel's level speaks it's...
Every time an executive leader at Thiel's level speaks it's ENORMOUS commercial risk. It doesn't work when the context changes to politics.
This is good. The thing I believe is that SV is...
This is good. The thing I believe is that SV is rhetorically impoverished because its source materials are shallow.
So! @spiffytoy wrote an excellent post about shipping at...
So! @spiffytoy wrote an excellent post about shipping at @PostlightStudio and her KILLER Gdocs color scheme https://trackchanges.
Open-source logo design is really somethin' ya know?...
Open-source logo design is really somethin' ya know? https://github.
so tired
Right I mean, real journalism risks the narrative. And...
@espiers Right I mean, real journalism risks the narrative. And occasionally a Drudge/Breitbart arises willing to basically do only oppo stuff.
I think given a couple weeks we could staff this. Baby...
@espiers I think given a couple weeks we could staff this. Baby journos feeding clips to fire-breathing lunatics plus interviews.
I mean you go for the giant Christian podcasters and offer...
@espiers I mean you go for the giant Christian podcasters and offer them TV shows, throw in cute millenarianists and far-right doctors and brokers.
I just said “Bless you” to a stranger on this bus and it...
I just said “Bless you” to a stranger on this bus and it came out creepy as hell, like I meant it.
Wow Army procurement vs. Palantir. But also, wear a tie to...
Wow Army procurement vs. Palantir.
Meaningless cruelty and violence...ridiculous...
Meaningless cruelty and violence... ridiculous setting...
They use it on their iVlads
Toy Vano on shipping three projects in two months
Toy Vano on shipping three projects in two months Toy Vano is Product Manager, Postlight, and upon coming to work here was immediately hit with a pretty significant task: Launch three products in two months. Wheeeee.
could kind of easily veer into inception territory though...
Swell. https://twitter.com/538forecastbot/status/79273716494...
Swell. https://twitter.
There is finally a public archive of all the tweets....
There is finally a public archive of all the tweets. https://twitter.
oh yeah facebook conspiracies, we're ALREADY bought in, you...
yeah in retrospect logan's run was a comedy
markets are conversations, which means that we're about to...
well i think "i don't know anything" group is like, "might...
@bn2b well i think "i don't know anything" group is like, "might as well ride my bike or fix cars, no one cares what I think, it's cool.
I think about that group a lot, also in the context of...
@bn2b I think about that group a lot, also in the context of Dilbert guy, and I can't figure out what happened!
*extreme dad voice* my sinuses
I mean it's even worse because it looks like I wrote her...
That's the default auto-tweet-from-Vine formatting, I wrote...
@RonenV That's the default auto-tweet-from-Vine formatting, I wrote none of it.
One last time. Goodbye Vine! I'll see you on the flip...
One last time. Goodbye Vine!
I feel that not being able to pin other people's tweets is...
@DanielZarick I feel that not being able to pin other people's tweets is such a problem in this product.
I wish there was some way to tell the people who've muted...
I wish there was some way to tell the people who've muted me that I get it.
This is really strong work https://news.vice.com/story/tech-...
This is really strong work https://news. vice.
whoosh http://deadspin.com/the-writer-who-was-too-strong-to-...
whoosh http://deadspin.
After a lifetime of saying I couldn't with this, I went...
After a lifetime of saying I couldn't with this, I went ahead and evened.
no not at all!
@DaniFankhauser no not at all!
sarah can i see you in my office for a brief chat. not...
@_loveallthis sarah can i see you in my office for a brief chat. not urgent.
We should celebrate Vine's hilarity not mourn it's loWe...
closer is basically a remix of somebody that i used to know...
closer is basically a remix of somebody that i used to know https://twitter.
i work hard, i play hard
folks watch this space because in a week or two i'm gonna...
brennen i just needed to come back here and say thank you...
whoa that was a high ladder to climb
it is the most retrofuturistic thing i've seen in ages
if it was a rock it could be a PET rock
This picture of the experimental composer Maggi Payne...
This picture of the experimental composer Maggi Payne speaks to me. http://www.
This is definitely the future. Imagine Pepe stamping on...
This is definitely the future. Imagine Pepe stamping on your face, forever.
we all do. we all do.
@jordne we all do. we all do.
email me paul.ford@postlight.com
@iamBarronRoth email me paul. ford @postlight .
no that's normal there's zillions of approaches
nothing is wrong!
@FurbleScout nothing is wrong!
oh god that looks so satisfying
Meet the Mercury Web Parser—a new, general-purpose web API that works alongside our AMP converter
Meet the Mercury Web Parser—a new, general-purpose web API that works alongside our AMP converter A little while ago Postlight launched an anything-to-Google AMP converter. We called it— the Postlight Mercury AMP Converter .
listen this is just more gotcha churnalism
Galaxy Cleft
the trouble with dribbles
wow
A Wrinkle in Slime
i just missed my bus stop trying to work out the left hand...
The Fist Element
stranger in a strange man
I will be thinking of raunchy Iain Banks all night. So far...
@aphyr I will be thinking of raunchy Iain Banks all night. So far I only have “Whorbitals.
Not because I love cats THAT much, I just want to win.
Not because I love cats THAT much, I just want to win.
If I ever run for office my platform will just be “Cats.”
If I ever run for office my platform will just be “Cats.
I try to reach all the mammals.
@HoeflerCo I try to reach all the mammals.
Very Special Services
I'm going to suggest to my wife that we put it up in the...
I'm going to suggest to my wife that we put it up in the living room.
The unexpected sight of your name in 600pt type gives you a...
The unexpected sight of your name in 600pt type gives you a profound sense of having blown your cover.
This happens at most of my meetings....
This happens at most of my meetings. https://twitter.
Jesus Carlos chill. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/791016...
Jesus Carlos chill. https://twitter.
Mfw it's WINS news time https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/79...
Mfw it's WINS news time https://twitter.
i mean i guess Ernie Bushmiller got there first
i used to think dilbert was funny but now i think dilbert...
it's true that flex was kinda lacking in sparkle before
Also to prank your folks.
@harper Also to prank your folks.
These are known as “good people.”
@anildash These are known as “good people.
i love spinny shiny things on my internet!
@maxabelson i love spinny shiny things on my internet!
wow that is a lot of confusing signifiers at once
EXACTLY
i thought this extended to under 50 too
heh we're building a little studio in the office then...
@textfiles heh we're building a little studio in the office then absolutely!
This was in the before times Adam. When to engage with a...
@asolove This was in the before times Adam. When to engage with a brand was still a hidden, forbidden act.
I think this tweet may represent my entire personal...
I think this tweet may represent my entire personal philosophy. https://twitter.
this is just gets funnier as you keep reading plus the 3d...
this is just gets funnier as you keep reading plus the 3d tower is the hilarious design equivalent of gold-leaf https://www. bloomberg.
well this worked out great for everybody...
well this worked out great for everybody https://twitter.
Everyone has a right to sparkle.
Everyone has a right to sparkle.
oh whatever i'm sure i'll screw him up but my wife and I...
take a little break okay
typical government propaganda
when you wave away the fly but end up touching the fly with...
Well at the same time if he stays THIS certain then he will...
@rebeccablood Well at the same time if he stays THIS certain then he will live in a Baby Hippo House with his five dads and Béyonce.
I mean he's five and they're shoes. This is like #2,404 out...
@rebeccablood I mean he's five and they're shoes. This is like #2 ,404 out of #1 ,444,494 things to think through.
On the podcast, @richziade and I talk with @tomvanderbilt...
On the podcast, @richziade and I talk with @tomvanderbilt about THE MAKING OF CHOICES. https://soundcloud.
that's the small one! but yes, it's wild. they could fit in...
@jackrusher that's the small one! but yes, it's wild.
It'll get more complicated later.
It'll get more complicated later.
And they're like, oh. Cool.
And they're like, oh. Cool.
When other little boys make fun of him for wearing girl...
When other little boys make fun of him for wearing girl shoes he just says “they help me go fast.
Still thinking through my son's look this morning....
Still thinking through my son's look this morning. https://twitter.
So long, Jack Chick. What will wild-eyed castaways hand out...
So long, Jack Chick. What will wild-eyed castaways hand out at the bus station now?
Tom Vanderbilt explains all of your choices
How does the web shape our taste—and our choices? This week Paul and Rich talk to Tom Vanderbilt, author of You May Also Like: Taste in an Age of Endless Choice.
ow my back
you're an adult. You can have cereal for dinner. Things...
@neuey you're an adult. You can have cereal for dinner.
I wrote some dank React.
I wrote some dank React.
Oh hey!
@rrhoover Oh hey!
yall are getting too old for that shit
midnight is kind of when i no longer want to read about...
i'm going to use a global out of spite
wow there are a lot of ways components can communicate...
I'm supposed to be debugging some React in my quest to...
@therealfitz @skamille I'm supposed to be debugging some React in my quest to understand technologies.
skamille i'm alone drinking a beer
and that's how the internet was built
“For this idea to work we need to turn ten abandoned malls...
“For this idea to work we need to turn ten abandoned malls into coworking spaces AND own a helicopter company.
Like I've spent $100 million in my head already
Nothing surprising just noticed I had like three google...
@bn2b Nothing surprising just noticed I had like three google spreadsheets open with BIG IDEAS and shitty business plans.
Interesting!
@capndesign Interesting!
You know what doesn't get brought up in discussion enough...
You know what doesn't get brought up in discussion enough is how much fun it is to stay up Saturday night and make big plans.
all good but we're listening!
@capndesign all good but we're listening!
no thoughts on that yet. but we want to hear your thoughts.
@capndesign no thoughts on that yet. but we want to hear your thoughts.
What's better than science kids....
What's better than science kids. https://twitter.
still updated still works
“There's no crying in Sorry.” Is something I just said to a...
“There's no crying in Sorry. ” Is something I just said to a five-year-old learning a new board game.
Webmin just keeps getting better year over year and every...
Webmin just keeps getting better year over year and every month or so I'm grateful it exists http://www. webmin.
HUH
I bet AT&T wishes that just ONCE the federal government...
I bet AT&amp;T wishes that just ONCE the federal government and hundreds of millions of consumers would say, “Good job, AT&amp;T, you deserve it.
that rory is evil
I know that's broad so we can narrow this question down to...
I know that's broad so we can narrow this question down to a manageable scope: Can anyone tell me what was up with Bob Benson?
no it's good i just can't figure out if there was a theme
thank you!
@babarganesh @wayback_exe thank you!
ahhhh metadata-rich filesystem objects, the great hope of...
Probably tweeting about the same but not on the election so...
What was the point of Mad Men? I've been thinking about...
What was the point of Mad Men? I've been thinking about this for a while and I have no idea.
what was SOUP?
@babarganesh @wayback_exe what was SOUP?
“Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare/The lone and...
“Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare/The lone and level sands stretch far away.
“Click here to read a review of Ragout 2.0 from the...
“Click here to read a review of Ragout 2. 0 from the May/June 1996 issue of PDA Developers.
remember this when you do javascript things...
remember this when you do javascript things https://twitter.
We made an app to fix a Slack pain point:...
We made an app to fix a Slack pain point: https://getsotu. com/—it quickly collates project summaries from Slack channels.
jealous as hell
the kiss I mean
oof the kids
twitter won't show me any pictures or let me click through...
It was great to meet!
@PostlightStudio @ScottBeale @maureenflaherty It was great to meet!
You're the best! Come see us sometime.
@whitneyhess @richziade @ginatrapani @PostlightStudio You're the best! Come see us sometime.
You are good friends to us! Thank you so much.
@DesignObserver @richziade @PostlightStudio @michaelbierut @jessicahelfand You are good friends to us! Thank you so much.
“Guys, the Google Docs you know and love today got a lot...
“Guys, the Google Docs you know and love today got a lot better after Google Wave shut down.
Any time glad you came by!
@BradyDale @PostlightStudio Any time glad you came by!
HI BRADY
It was so nice to meet in person!
@GraceDobushToGo @PostlightStudio It was so nice to meet in person!
fair
i guess i can't really say anything after what i did
HBO's new series is about stateless robots that only...
HBO's new series is about stateless robots that only communicate with a few verbs, it's called RESTWorld.
after the brand has been destroyed salt the brand so that...
after the brand has been destroyed salt the brand so that nothing can grow there ever again http://www. newyorker.
ted yes
I feel that “BEST PODCAST THAT'S REALLY AN AD BUT REALLY IS...
@xor @ethanchiel @richziade I feel that “BEST PODCAST THAT'S REALLY AN AD BUT REALLY IS A GOOD PODCAST” is exactly the praise we deserve.
This photo is a good reminder of just how different...
This photo is a good reminder of just how different presidential debates used to be. https://twitter.
We're a year old! WE DID IT. https://trackchanges.postlight....
We're a year old! WE DID IT.
oh lord i can only imagine
ignore that it was from 2008 everything is fine everything...
heheheh just erased that tweet. we dodged a bullet.
@king_cons heheheh just erased that tweet. we dodged a bullet.
heh yes it is about digital archives and physical spaces,...
@mathowie @richziade heh yes it is about digital archives and physical spaces, ultimately. can't help ourselves.
It's real good!
@codymcowan It's real good!
wheee which browser are you on?
@bnwlfsn @kjhealy wheee which browser are you on?
we will watch for this!
@bnwlfsn @kjhealy we will watch for this!
Thanks, Tim!
@tflynn_mm @PostlightStudio @codymcowan @tinystride Thanks, Tim!
bugs are always a gift, thank you kieran
So @PostlightStudio has that nice new-website smell....
So @PostlightStudio has that nice new-website smell. https://postlight.
http://tincanforest.tumblr.com/post/151967864136...
http://tincanforest. tumblr.
hahahahahahaha oh god the AI guns will need to get money
The NRA will just...be a gun.
@derektmead The NRA will just... be a gun.
One exciting future issue is that when AI is real our guns...
One exciting future issue is that when AI is real our guns will demand free speech.
I'd be really happy to get that from an editor, fwiw
You know America is in trouble when there's nothing to buy...
You know America is in trouble when there's nothing to buy that can make you feel better.
I mean ALL that stuff
1st screen makes you feel helpless, 2nd screen is all your...
1st screen makes you feel helpless, 2nd screen is all your friends yelling, often at each other. I guess it's time for a 3rd screen.
God I love super detailed goofy things....
God I love super detailed goofy things. https://twitter.
gigot the wacky neighbor. it's called "bedfellows"
@studiesincrap gigot the wacky neighbor.
argh it doesn't take PayPal
I'm gonna give money to NARAL right now
I mean this is a nightmare
leah
They look like the little devil/angel on your shoulders.
They look like the little devil/angel on your shoulders.
it has a wild backstory
Postlight at a year!
Postlight at a year! The cover of our new book We’re having our one-year anniversary tonight , and launching Postlight Labs.
Postlight at a year!
We’re having our one-year anniversary tonight, and launching Postlight Labs. It’s been a lot of preparation—we’re in our new office, announcing some new ...
Appreciate the feedback on my hands, very valuable...
Appreciate the feedback on my hands, very valuable feedback. https://twitter.
Thank you Daniel, I've appreciated hearing that feedback...
@DanielZarick Thank you Daniel, I've appreciated hearing that feedback from so many of my friends.
thaaaaat's right draw them into your brand and then SPRING...
thaaaaat's right draw them into your brand and then SPRING THE TRAP http://www. villagevoice.
my birthday was in august i'm 23 years old and looking 2...
Gina has a very long tail.
@paulkruczynski @ginatrapani Gina has a very long tail.
it's true
wow
never forget http://pied.nu/banned/the_Dilbert_Hole/
@leyawn never forget http://pied.
Today in the newsletter @ginatrapani writes on “WordPress...
Today in the newsletter @ginatrapani writes on “WordPress Without Shame. ” https://trackchanges.
Season close Westworld, they zoom out, it's ON A SPACESHIP....
Season close Westworld, they zoom out, it's ON A SPACESHIP. Zoom out further, it's a videogame!
right, it's weirdly all purpose but vaguely health related
Also this election will define the future of our Republic.
Also this election will define the future of our Republic.
I can't decide if Podesta sounds more like part of a foot...
I can't decide if Podesta sounds more like part of a foot or part of a urinary tract. "I tore my podesta" v.
The classic Pepe-from-behind shot, matched only by fat...
The classic Pepe-from-behind shot, matched only by fat people below the neck in Pepe shirts and grieving Middle Eastern mom Pepe. https://twitter.
Sucks not to control distribution....
Sucks not to control distribution. https://twitter.
It's true they are the most real of all the tech coverage!
@bluechoochoo @motherboard It's true they are the most real of all the tech coverage!
thanks!
@brendanl79 thanks!
that is...undeniable
@robynkanner that is...
good strong battery levels too
you're welcome. Websites are HARD WORK.
@robynkanner you're welcome. Websites are HARD WORK.
also I just went and looked and MTH looks so good and has...
@robynkanner also I just went and looked and MTH looks so good and has come so far!
I've long appreciated your joyful Internet generosity and...
@robynkanner I've long appreciated your joyful Internet generosity and service to your community!
me too, it's a lot lately and my brain is weird. But I'm...
@robynkanner me too, it's a lot lately and my brain is weird. But I'm surrounded by loving people.
anyway how's it goin
right it's the only way to be sure
hi Robyn I had to delete that tweet
I'm just now getting through Im a dad I don't want sons
I need the NYTimes to stop writing about parenting until...
I need the NYTimes to stop writing about parenting until the election is over. I cannot handle both.
fair
I mean from the early days it was kind of an XML...
@rsnous I mean from the early days it was kind of an XML serialization of Illustrator which basically makes it PS++/XML.
I mean...basically yes? http://partners.adobe.com/public/dev...
@rsnous I mean... basically yes?
Gina Trapani on “WordPress Without Shame”
Gina Trapani on “WordPress Without Shame” MY GOD SHUTTERSTOCK WHAT EVEN IS THIS HOW IS THIS HAPPENING Today Gina Trapani , Director of Engineering at Postlight, writes about one of the web-development industry’s most complicated relationships —its long-term, complex, co-dependent, and often frustrating relationship with WordPress, which, lest you forget, is the generative force behind a massive percentage of the web pages in this world. But not every nail needs a fully-custom hammer.
i mean, i think everything is kind of ridiculous, but...
shit noah that was you? you should have shirts made
@nkulw shit noah that was you?
p2 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/788478212779151360/phot...
p2 https://twitter.
My screenshots folder is a trove...
My screenshots folder is a trove https://twitter.
this is the real me brian
#1 on the NYTimes Beestseller List...
#1 on the NYTimes Beestseller List https://twitter.
Holy cow the Times is publishing ebooks for “Insider”...
Holy cow the Times is publishing ebooks for “Insider” members and... the tail is long.
thanks!
@nwsltrMe @richziade @PostlightStudio thanks!
it was so willfully transgressive and hilarious and impious...
We made little books with quotes from the people on the...
We made little books with quotes from the people on the podcasts, we have about 20 spare, if you email contact @postlight . com we'll send.
And this very nuts-and bolts breakdown of how online video...
And this very nuts-and bolts breakdown of how online video platforms work with the CEO of @Brightcove https://trackchanges. postlight.
We had a 2-parter w/@michaelbierut and @jessicahelfand...
We had a 2-parter w/ @michaelbierut and @jessicahelfand that was just them being super smart https://trackchanges. postlight.
I don't like to flog our horse too much but the podcast has...
I don't like to flog our horse too much but the podcast has some great thinky stuff lately.
Transcript here: https://trackchanges.postlight.com/track-ch...
Transcript here: https://trackchanges. postlight.
We did a podcast about our office, which is old, and about...
We did a podcast about our office, which is old, and about finding out where @PostlightStudio resides in time https://soundcloud.
oh they must be right, I think that's the plot of Broad City
Like the # of spaces where you can just hang for hours...
@theodoreross Like the # of spaces where you can just hang for hours seems to have gone down.
More that there are just fewer bookstores in general.
@theodoreross More that there are just fewer bookstores in general.
Remember the narrative around self-possessed, kind-hearted,...
Remember the narrative around self-possessed, kind-hearted, but incredibly competitive young women representing the best of America?
it's all getting blurry
Hard to believe the summer Olympics were only six years ago.
Hard to believe the summer Olympics were only six years ago.
Hung with this bird today. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...
Hung with this bird today. https://twitter.
#pleasegetdressed or #pleasestayinbed
At the funeral of Laughing Cow cheese executive: “But...
At the funeral of Laughing Cow cheese executive: “But today, the cow is not laughing.
...SO FAR
@tomcoates @mathowie @ev @anildash @aaronlammer @GlennF @craigmod ...
I think it's just that centralization is a prerequisite to...
@tomcoates @mathowie @ev @anildash @aaronlammer @GlennF @craigmod I think it's just that centralization is a prerequisite to distribution...
it's true, you could even wait if they were too crowded and...
agreed it lacked that wonderful junky basement
awwww 1922 and nothing is different
oh it's STELLAR
the key is to just never really let yourself want things to...
yeah it was completely wrong i loved it
5+ years ago. it was the weirdest one. my current fave is...
@alazyreader 5+ years ago. it was the weirdest one.
toooo boring
did you ever go to the dover bookstore on the 9th floor of...
New new york is really good too, people believe old new...
two locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coliseum_Books...
@alazyreader two locations, https://en. wikipedia.
I'm suspicious that Context in React is so people can feel...
I'm suspicious that Context in React is so people can feel okay about global state. Like the Pirate's Booty cheese doodles of global vars.
Sure, but there were LOTS of bookstores you could work them...
@michelet Sure, but there were LOTS of bookstores you could work them into activities. "Lets go to Strand Downtown &amp; walk to the SI Ferry.
buying tokens was NOT GREAT but metrocards are increasingly...
ulgh I feel like I just got punched in the gut
One thing that's gone is weekend bookstore shopping,...
One thing that's gone is weekend bookstore shopping, meeting people at Coliseum Books or Strand Downtown and hanging for HOURS then eating.
What is the non 9/11 thing that has changed most in NYC...
What is the non 9/11 thing that has changed most in NYC since you've been here?
“1565955016100611611950691556565555559, that is the number...
“1565955016100611611950691556565555559, that is the number to get in the baby hippo house. ” https://twitter.
101 Fifth Avenue
this is a def moment where I feel fundamentally unprepared
except...we should
@jeb except...
yay :(
I cannot rationally process that my twin kindergartners...
I cannot rationally process that my twin kindergartners prepared for a school shooting today. https://twitter.
I wish Silicon Valley would build a simple, beautiful, app...
I wish Silicon Valley would build a simple, beautiful, app that instantly lets me repudiate Peter Thiel.
“Do you have any small cars that DON'T come filled with...
@caseyjohnston “Do you have any small cars that DON'T come filled with clowns?
there's a big part of this outcome that's so...delicious
@caseyjohnston there's a big part of this outcome that's so...
We make content from the other content we make....
We make content from the other content we make. https://twitter.
I had seen this quote 25 times before I turned 18 and it...
@tressiemcphd I had seen this quote 25 times before I turned 18 and it did me no favors https://twitter.
he'd need to repudiate infowars and throw a lot of people...
idk, six months in Palm Beach and a few sly-wink articles...
October 17, 2016 - Non-event
Weight: 398.
i got this for when fancy waiters offer me water...
i got this for when fancy waiters offer me water https://twitter.
hey guys
the...&entity;
@rustyk5 the...
so long old tree http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/17/nyregion/...
so long old tree http://www. nytimes.
It's really hard to read the news and not hear a low voice...
It's really hard to read the news and not hear a low voice saying, “And so it begins,” over and over.
I just go to meetings. But @mattcutts is an actual real...
@jackrusher @bhauman @goldman I just go to meetings. But @mattcutts is an actual real USDS employee.
it's even more romantic that way
It's true this case is super-weird!...
It's true this case is super-weird! https://twitter.
Dread thy name is “1/”
hahahahahah
America, here are some synonyms for “unprecedented.”...
America, here are some synonyms for “unprecedented. ” http://www.
Or you might realize that you are amazing at email...
Or you might realize that you are amazing at email introductions. https://twitter.
Wake up! https://twitter.com/herdyshepherd1/status/787061418...
Wake up! https://twitter.
the glitches in the video put it into nightmare territory
I'm assuming immense nuclear power plants
"quid" so it was like so many millions of dollars
thanks, max and pineapple studio!
@pineapplemedia @maxlinsky @richziade thanks, max and pineapple studio!
God can someone remind me of the importance of the media to...
God can someone remind me of the importance of the media to the election I couldn't hear you over the sound of this eagle's tears.
agreed I have no idea what this is and want to know
Can everyone chill. https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/78686...
Can everyone chill. https://twitter.
That's some sentence. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7868...
That's some sentence. https://twitter.
what about now
no no i just didn't want you to continue
thank you leah you get me
okay, name none of them
My children have a motto: Move fast, break things, and cry.
My children have a motto: Move fast, break things, and cry.
I love Bob Dylan but when someone starts talking about the...
I love Bob Dylan but when someone starts talking about the emotional complexity of Tangled Up in Blue I reach for a book.
The grating generation.
The grating generation.
it's going to be president again
I hope Don Henley gets a Bobbitt.
I hope Don Henley gets a Bobbitt.
Baby boomer taste is exhausting.
Baby boomer taste is exhausting.
Daniel pay attention
Emojiwise this is strong https://twitter.com/nycmayorsoffice...
Emojiwise this is strong https://twitter.
there was a point where executives referred to going to the...
It feels like there's nothing left to do but examine my own...
It feels like there's nothing left to do but examine my own failings and stay hydrated.
it's on Spotify too. The whole album.
@studiesincrap @YouTube it's on Spotify too. The whole album.
lololol
Dear editor, I always thought AIs were lame and uptight....
Dear editor, I always thought AIs were lame and uptight. Until me and my human pod were invited to attend something called The Swingularity.
lorne
knowing that one day she can come for you is why Leah is...
mfw when I break out of the simulation...
mfw when I break out of the simulation https://twitter.
People in the simulation are all so ambitious. By leaving...
@ldodds @kjhealy People in the simulation are all so ambitious. By leaving the simulation I'm able to have more time for myself.
UNC Growth Hacking is a better program IMO
i just keep hearing it as a terrible version of "wind cries...
This is amazing. https://twitter.com/jimaley/status/78586866...
This is amazing. https://twitter.
Folks, I hope you never, as has happened to me, get...
Folks, I hope you never, as has happened to me, get “Mercedes Boy” stuck in your head.
I think George would have had a lot to say about this...
@max_read @leahfinnegan I think George would have had a lot to say about this election, that's for sure.
I stand by the tweet.
@max_read @leahfinnegan I stand by the tweet.
George Bell would have loved Ken Bone.
George Bell would have loved Ken Bone.
A Conversation with Michael Bierut and Jessica Helfand, Part Two
it's such a great platform :(
God just imagine what you could build if you could build on...
God just imagine what you could build if you could build on top of Twitter as a messaging platform.
“Enterprise Facebook” are the words I whisper to the moon...
“Enterprise Facebook” are the words I whisper to the moon as I sink forever beneath the waves. https://twitter.
Meanwhile that cousin has two fingers on his right hand.
@rustyk5 Meanwhile that cousin has two fingers on his right hand.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/785506854872965120/photo/1
https://twitter.
outlook express for Treo
As someone who generally likes people this entire process...
As someone who generally likes people this entire process has been very dispiriting.
I miss woke toddlers.
I miss woke toddlers.
She looks like the Dean of Liberal Arts dealing with the...
She looks like the Dean of Liberal Arts dealing with the drunken dad of a legacy student.
i don't even know I think it's just that their principles...
the only thing that could make me hate that monster more is...
South by South Give Me My Damn Maple Syrup
South by South Give Me My Damn Maple Syrup Product and Politics on the White House Lawn By Paul Ford , co-founder, Postlight Last Monday, Postlight co-founder Rich Ziade and I attended South by South Lawn , the White House’s take on South by Southwest . In many ways the event resembled Any Old Technology Conference — lots of small tents showcasing various organizations and projects, and a booth sponsored by Starbucks.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/785180336242167810/photo/1
https://twitter.
Hi the creator of Doc McStuffins asked Mark Cuban to offer...
Hi the creator of Doc McStuffins asked Mark Cuban to offer $5M to the leaker of a tape where Trump says... the word.
the kraken just wants a hug http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/1...
the kraken just wants a hug http://www. nytimes.
I feel a sort of narrative whiplash where everything...
@zeynep I feel a sort of narrative whiplash where everything explodes and then people say: Surely THIS will go according to narrative!
Agreed, sometimes you just wanna feel strong loving emotion...
@harper Agreed, sometimes you just wanna feel strong loving emotion while rocking really fucking hard.
steamgoth bunniez https://twitter.com/SylvanianUK/status/785...
steamgoth bunniez https://twitter.
that's not really "thanking" them as much as just letting...
Thanks for your concern, Burrito. Yes, they can take time...
@pdurph Thanks for your concern, Burrito. Yes, they can take time off to compensate, that's a given.
We don't do a lot of weekends, but this one is important...
We don't do a lot of weekends, but this one is important and people stepped up.
I am grateful to the @PostlightStudio team for [CLIENT...
I am grateful to the @PostlightStudio team for [CLIENT REDACTED], working hard this weekend to stomp pre-launch bugs &amp; staying cool as ice. https://twitter.
What cultural shift produces this sort of opportunity for...
@kjhealy What cultural shift produces this sort of opportunity for them? I have no clue.
another millennial living in his parent's house...
another millennial living in his parent's house https://twitter.
cc @DeanHach https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/784930...
cc @DeanHach https://twitter.
hehe no one knows what going to MHS means
you're the best
Today NEEDS to be the beginning of an urgent national...
Today NEEDS to be the beginning of an urgent national dialogue on how woke I am.
Our children will be attending Chuggington Academy for...
@theodoreross @maureenflaherty Our children will be attending Chuggington Academy for about 1/2 the day.
whoa totally agreed
We did it! https://twitter.com/business/status/7848350063383...
We did it! https://twitter.
cannabis treatment helps dogs, cats, and turtles...
cannabis treatment helps dogs, cats, and turtles http://www. nytimes.
I hope they make a mint off of this....
I hope they make a mint off of this. https://twitter.
that is an endless nightmare pure sympathy
I'm glad you saw it but we have a long day ahead of us
#notalllockerrooms
I mean...there could easily be worse
@stribs I mean...
As a father to 19 cats and 167 grandcats I just found a...
As a father to 19 cats and 167 grandcats I just found a laptop under a lot of newspapers and logged into Windows 98 to say I am outraged.
This is cool https://design.quora.com/Why-Mechanics-Design
This is cool https://design. quora.
joel
he's so angry with us he cannot believe we would do this to...
as long as the fridge can't DM it's cool
Ain't no shame in walking it back real fast. I've done it...
Ain't no shame in walking it back real fast. I've done it three times in the last ten minutes and I feel great.
Fellas, it's okay to erase lots of tweets at times like...
Fellas, it's okay to erase lots of tweets at times like these.
yeah I should
should I erase this
it's never a mistake to erase tweets. It's a gift you give...
@studiesincrap it's never a mistake to erase tweets. It's a gift you give yourself.
it was 100% the right choice to delete it
i saw that tweet and it was excellent
via http://mlkshk.com/user/nate
via http://mlkshk.
oh my god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3Rh9mxcoU
oh my god https://www. youtube.
One incredibly useful bot could just match the pattern...
One incredibly useful bot could just match the pattern “(How do|Can) I (. +) in Google Docs?
don't teach them to write
I'm just trolling. Except about vaccination.
@kiddigit I'm just trolling. Except about vaccination.
I mean this whole thing is basically a ghost movie starring...
@tomscocca @laura_june I mean this whole thing is basically a ghost movie starring Nicole Kidman at this point. Buscemi as locksmith.
whoa she double-strollers
it's actually this bad on a regular basis which is why...
I have often said that once it's the plot of a Japanese...
she seems to be laughing but inside she is in intense...
you have to get to them before they can slip notes under...
the times trolled us again
it goes to the end
If you sleep train your kids you're probably the kind of...
If you sleep train your kids you're probably the kind of monster who vaccinates them too.
Hey @laura_june http://nyti.ms/2dJTfRP
Hey @laura_june http://nyti.
from inside out?
@harrisj from inside out?
George's dinosaur is a nightmare
daddy pig has had that job for years and he seems happy
fair
imagine how weird we look to creatures of the peppaverse
I need a latte in the Peets but Mr. Pibb in the Sheetz.
I need a latte in the Peets but Mr. Pibb in the Sheetz.
save it for the bedroom jon
seriously, Twitter costs as much as five or ten stealth...
what the hell happened to malaysian holding companies...
but ian my bitworrent proposal has a proof of concept...
I wish Oracle would buy it.
@jlax @iano I wish Oracle would buy it.
there's a place across the street, they need to be six, but...
i cannot *STOP* thinking about that potential acquisition
Congratulations to the garbage company for acquiring your...
Congratulations to the garbage company for acquiring your tweets.
that was excellent and the framing at the end about social...
we are kind of lucky to have @stevesilberman in our world,...
@mmcwatters we are kind of lucky to have @stevesilberman in our world, huh?
Chris I really don't. But I guess time is gonna keep...
@reppep Chris I really don't. But I guess time is gonna keep passing, and that'll take care of it.
[Buys apartment, co-raises twins, writes famously,...
Yelled at the kid though.
Yelled at the kid though.
I watched an older kid bully my son for wearing “girl...
I watched an older kid bully my son for wearing “girl shoes” at kindergarten dropoff and didn't turn into a relentless killing machine.
wow drew you really brought this home
This photo! https://twitter.com/business/status/783982820586...
This photo! https://twitter.
true! although code I wrote ten years ago I often go back...
@RichardWestenra true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSPP5e4q3yw...
@twelvetones https://www. youtube.
I'm actually playing Apeiron which is a 1995 clone of...
I'm actually playing Apeiron which is a 1995 clone of Centipede for MacOS with Fugazi and Nirvana samples.
heheh oh god it's true
The game Centipede is like parenting in that everything...
The game Centipede is like parenting in that everything throws shit all over the floor and you pick it up to keep going, and you die anyway.
boswell would have been in the bag for ms piggy tho
oneshot
outlook for iOS is really good
Someone check on him. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7838...
Someone check on him. https://twitter.
Awwww man Twitter just showed me this so I'd know I'm not...
Awwww man Twitter just showed me this so I'd know I'm not original. https://twitter.
I saw an older guy on 5th Ave with a shoulder parrot and...
I saw an older guy on 5th Ave with a shoulder parrot and got sad that the younger shoulder parrot generation can't afford to live in NYC.
a pet vulture also makes sense because its luggage is...
it's...how do you...but...
@seldo it's... how do you...
http://www.cjr.org/tow_center_reports/constructive_technolog...
#criticism " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. cjr.
this is so great for me because I am IN the technology...
@michaelbshane @technology @business this is so great for me because I am IN the technology business!
my daughter is a sophomore at Penn state anyway here's...
that...makes perfect sense
@goldman that...
they were terrified by that AV console
Saying this makes VCs roll over in their crypts....
Saying this makes VCs roll over in their crypts. https://twitter.
actually we are all completely gay it just never came up
but...that's a GOOD dream
@goldman but...
this is a GOOD election.
@raganwald @kjhealy @GlennF this is a GOOD election.
I usually don't find MRAs funny but @leahfinnegan is the...
I usually don't find MRAs funny but @leahfinnegan is the exception. http://us14.
This is a cool attitude. https://twitter.com/ascheink/status...
This is a cool attitude. https://twitter.
Karen's cool Philly. https://twitter.com/karenmcgrane/status...
Karen's cool Philly. https://twitter.
[POLL] Right now your battery (phone, tablet, or laptop) is...
i know I know I'm trying to delete it
We live in a grepresentative democracy....
We live in a grepresentative democracy. https://twitter.
Oh wow I love NYC I miss it when I'm away even a day...
Oh wow I love NYC I miss it when I'm away even a day (person behind me casually says something to a friend) burn this place to the ground.
is site.xml still a thing i wonder
@pbausch is site.
OUR POWER IS TOTAL YOU WILL FEAR US [sound of microwave...
That's too bad, because I liked dogs....
That's too bad, because I liked dogs. https://twitter.
I need to see that snowflake graphic
From http://bit.ly/2cQ8R1L https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...
From http://bit. ly/2cQ8R1L https://twitter.
Huh. This feels like a good replacement for "guys."...
Huh. This feels like a good replacement for "guys.
Huh https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status/78328025166114...
Huh https://twitter.
thanks! Will do. So far everything is right where you would...
@mxstbr thanks! Will do.
A Conversation with Michael Bierut and Jessica Helfand, Part One
it's true this was a model event and a true success
good seeing you brad
I forgot sunscreen. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/783...
I forgot sunscreen. https://twitter.
cmsES sorry im on the train but cmses are urgent
An awesome list of CMSes from @mutewinter...
An awesome list of CMSes from @mutewinter https://github.
Check out Dir. Eng @mutewinter on making a web-wide list of...
Check out Dir. Eng @mutewinter on making a web-wide list of CMSed https://trackchanges.
relax owls use hooooooo factor authentica— (grabs throat,...
anil is at the white House so that leaves me and rusty
Introducing an Awesome CMS List
Introducing an Awesome CMS List Jeremy Mack , Director of Engineering at Postlight, recently compiled a list of interesting, exciting, and popular content management systems— Awesome Content Management Systems . He writes : Headless content management systems are gaining popularity.
React is web stack fan fiction where Facebook ships HTML...
React is web stack fan fiction where Facebook ships HTML and JS and CSS shows up with snacks.
I mean it's all emotionally wrong but my components are...
@seldo I mean it's all emotionally wrong but my components are right there.
I just started using it to learn React and...it's really...
@seldo I just started using it to learn React and... it's really consistent?
The Digital Underworld communicates over TCP/IP using...
The Digital Underworld communicates over TCP/IP using heavily encrypted sex packets http://www. rand.
I just did some client work last week, it's emotionally...
@gplewis I just did some client work last week, it's emotionally exhausting! (Also thanks!
now that I'm managing I see it in a different way, like, I...
@gplewis now that I'm managing I see it in a different way, like, I need to snare talented people! But also help them through this?
https://open.spotify.com/user/128222475/playlist/3CWWolR3iHn...
@shani_o @mattbuchanan https://open. spotify.
sigh
I mean, we all are
opening a blue apron box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6X...
opening a blue apron box https://www. youtube.
When your PR statement makes people think, “I must never,...
When your PR statement makes people think, “I must never, ever use this product, it is full of evil like in Time Bandits,” that's bad. https://twitter.
cracks in the farm egg https://twitter.com/amandabee/status/...
cracks in the farm egg https://twitter.
could god make a house so small that even he couldn't blog...
oh god im breathing into a bag thinking about that
thuuuuuMP....thump...........th-th-THUMPTHUMP....thumpthump
@Bitchinville thuuuuuMP.... thump...........
nothing quietly infuriates me as much as the sound of a...
what am i now https://open.spotify.com/track/4khkF1US185086D...
what am i now https://open. spotify.
this is where i got when i need to be alone...
this is where i got when i need to be alone https://twitter.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5NEMQwW53QEdtE2gwTBZ3d
https://open. spotify.
as one ages one learns to appreciate romantic soft fitness
chill niche https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/78239811424632...
chill niche https://twitter.
boy oh boy do I remember that day
"Line has too few fields"
to sort a list of people by last name in emacs: C-u 2 M-x...
Oh no https://twitter.com/agoldmund/status/78219049269592473...
Oh no https://twitter.
The cat hair is out of my eye.
The cat hair is out of my eye.
If the Democrats truly want to defeat Trump they should...
If the Democrats truly want to defeat Trump they should just send him a few more Android phones.
Life itself is the true gift-based content....
Life itself is the true gift-based content. https://twitter.
the broken glass budget on this film far exceeds the killer...
oh my god this movie is actually about killer robots at the...
making up alternate titles doesn't make chopping mall more...
stop making up chopping mall alex
sonia that response is perfection
I need a vacation except instead of a vacation I need to go...
I need a vacation except instead of a vacation I need to go somewhere and talk about my thoughts on Google Inbox.
hey! We love webpack!
@TheLarkInn hey! We love webpack!
I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self...
I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self that it's okay to love writing in-depth memos about complex technology systems.
Friday Links: Design Edition
Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .
sorry not emulator!
@ftrain sorry not emulator!
C64 emulator runs in an auto body shop...
C64 emulator runs in an auto body shop https://sploid. gizmodo.
If you asked Trump for his favorite foreign leader would he...
If you asked Trump for his favorite foreign leader would he have been able to stop himself from saying Obama?
It's a really beneficial mutual friendship
everything is squiffy
this thread is like pure market research for us!
@xor @waxpancake this thread is like pure market research for us!
hi! It's a complicated thing and there are many people...
@xor @waxpancake hi! It's a complicated thing and there are many people getting involved.
yes! Haughey asked too. We will follow up with an email!
@shellen yes! Haughey asked too.
with their eyes clooooooosed and accessibility mode on
here's to the crazy ones, the ones that have a real need,...
My wife bought this for our cat to help it grieve for the...
My wife bought this for our cat to help it grieve for the other cat. https://twitter.
how we tease products at Postlight...
how we tease products at Postlight https://trackchanges. postlight.
1/In Vitro, Veritas 2/The Fertile Hurdle 3/Ovumheard 4/Test...
They are all very talented, smart individuals in a busy...
@jessamyn @nypl_labs They are all very talented, smart individuals in a busy industry and will go on, but what a fine team doing fine work.
I agree.
@jessamyn @nypl_labs I agree.
Note: The @nypl_labs team is really, really good.
Note: The @nypl_labs team is really, really good.
oh no https://twitter.com/blprnt/status/781159723630469120
oh no https://twitter.
I just don't understand how someone couldn't be excited...
@anildash I just don't understand how someone couldn't be excited about this. Is this even America any more?
What if they sang U2's “One” together?
@tressiemcphd What if they sang U2's “One” together?
I also would probably vote for MJB over HRC because I think...
I also would probably vote for MJB over HRC because I think she would be less likely to get us into a war in Syria. But scruples.
And a lot of the pain is the result of trying to connect. I...
And a lot of the pain is the result of trying to connect. I want to see what someone who puts it all out there like MJB can get out of HRC.
And she talks a lot (like in the outro to Whole Damn Year)...
And she talks a lot (like in the outro to Whole Damn Year) about how she shares this with her fans. It's a pop version of HRC's narrative.
So much of Mary J.'s stuff explains how her vulnerability...
So much of Mary J. 's stuff explains how her vulnerability left her open to terrible abuse but she healed, found strength, and built empathy.
I am really excited to watch the Mary J. Blige/HRC...
I am really excited to watch the Mary J. Blige/HRC interview.
I have the police report; they just wrote "clearly partner...
The problem is that the lawyer hatchlings eat the other...
The problem is that the lawyer hatchlings eat the other babies. https://twitter.
Immediately began wondering what it would be like to get...
Immediately began wondering what it would be like to get twin whales to kindergarten. https://twitter.
I'm not some scientist who can tell you who exactly sent...
@sealln I'm not some scientist who can tell you who exactly sent the huge flaming lightning bolt of warning.
Hmm https://twitter.com/bocavista2016/status/780994750019231...
Hmm https://twitter.
thanks!
@hayley_nelson thanks!
hehehehehe it's SOOOOO GOOOD
OH NO
but it hurts to get up from my chair...
but it hurts to get up from my chair https://twitter.
I love this podcast episode with the editors of...
I love this podcast episode with the editors of @cloverletter —they realized hidden value in *email* and went for it. https://soundcloud.
true!
@samuelcole true!
If he can't stand to look at you, how can he claim to...
If he can't stand to look at you, how can he claim to represent you?
You could do a "Trump isn't just worried about MY health"...
You could do a "Trump isn't just worried about MY health" power move and then list all the kinds of bodies he hates.
Unvarnished truth https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/780582...
Unvarnished truth https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/780582646523031552/photo/1
@jennydeluxe https://twitter.
Don't let the pigeon drive the narrative....
Don't let the pigeon drive the narrative. https://twitter.
Clover Newsletter—Turning over a new leaf (or four) with founders Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis
New media on old platforms: this week Paul and Rich talk to Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis, former teen magazine editors who launched “Clover,” a daily topical newsletter and app for girls ages 13-22, early this year. They discuss their former employers’ struggles adapt to the internet age, the email behavior of today’s teenagers, nostalgia for Google Reader, inadvertently building a community, and sexism in the venture capital world.
Podcast #32: Clover Newsletter—Turning over a new leaf (or four) with founders Liza Darwin and…
Podcast #32: Clover Newsletter—Turning over a new leaf (or four) with founders Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis Liza Darwin and Casey Lewis. Photograph courtesy of Liz Riccardi.
always
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panic attack nightmare juice
boooo
Fortune put Track Changes (http://soundcloud.com/postlighttr...
Fortune put Track Changes ( http://soundcloud. com/postlighttrackchanges/) on a cool list of business podcasts…but my stock is down 1.
hehehhe
We're launching a labs at @PostlightAgency! Come check it...
We're launching a labs at @PostlightAgency ! Come check it out—October 20.
your future press secretary https://twitter.com/chelseybcoom...
your future press secretary https://twitter.
nowhere near enough!
@ashwindeshmukh nowhere near enough!
things are lookin' up, Ashwin!
@ashwindeshmukh things are lookin' up, Ashwin!
Got to give it to those dolphins they just wanted it more.
Got to give it to those dolphins they just wanted it more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfq_dcpjAU8
https://www. youtube.
Fair fair
The next couple weeks are gonna be pretty rough.
@jimaley The next couple weeks are gonna be pretty rough.
Because that's perfect.
@jimaley Because that's perfect.
Watch the American shit circus?
@jimaley Watch the American shit circus?
🤑👑🍊🇺🇸
Uncle.
Uncle.
Oh don't worry it'll just be a single emoji.
@jimaley Oh don't worry it'll just be a single emoji.
This was some primo shit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/3...
This was some primo shit https://twitter.
paint that shit on your van and just drive you know?
@studiesincrap paint that shit on your van and just drive you know?
Rocannon's world (#1) is really devastating if I'm...
@studiesincrap Rocannon's world ( #1 ) is really devastating if I'm remembering it.
you've ruined my week
When people say things are “pure nonsense” they're usually...
When people say things are “pure nonsense” they're usually talking max 40% nonsense, but this is 100% real pure black tar foolish nonsense. https://twitter.
when is the last one I need to read the last one
I had two anxiety dreams last night. 1, Hillary didn't show...
I had two anxiety dreams last night. 1, Hillary didn't show up at the debate.
it makes great shoes
I'm not an expert but that seems bad.
I'm not an expert but that seems bad.
To fix this sinking, leaning San Francisco skyscraper, they...
To fix this sinking, leaning San Francisco skyscraper, they may need to remove the top 20 floors. http://mobile.
still makes me...well, just really sad.
@buzz still makes me... well, just really sad.
I just have this memory of a visceral certainty of being...
@buzz I just have this memory of a visceral certainty of being lied to, by my shitty government and my shitty hometown newspaper.
jack.
@jackrusher @maureenflaherty @Choire jack.
no
it's very soothing
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/779856136237355008/photo/1
https://twitter.
hehehe i didn't even parse that before i blanked out and...
i wonder what the senior policy council of an ecommerce...
i wonder what the senior policy council of an ecommerce lobbying firm thinks about government regulation in SF https://techcrunch.
“Her vote in favor of the Iraq war is a black mark,” says...
“Her vote in favor of the Iraq war is a black mark,” says the NYTimes, which should have changed “Her” to “Our. ” http://www.
no one is discussing funding shitposts
I sort of miss it I could use an old school BBS RN
I...have no idea
@heatheremerrick I...
The story takes an Oculus twist....
The story takes an Oculus twist. https://twitter.
tmux always looks good.
@adampash tmux always looks good.
i can't live like that not knowing what's happening around...
@dunndunndunn i can't live like that not knowing what's happening around me.
I mentioned licenses in passing....
@xor I mentioned licenses in passing. https://www.
listen i try to live my life in balance with the universe
react/don't hate it/when you want to mutate it/react/don't...
no this big stupid linux box under my desk. although i do...
@lloid no this big stupid linux box under my desk. although i do miss my amiga every day.
[[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading this tweet: please...
you should see the batch file conversion i just ran
Listen dorks you can install your emacs using stuffit and...
Listen dorks you can install your emacs using stuffit and . hqx files but I'm not about to miss incremental org-mode improvements from HEAD.
listen i had a few beers, kids are in bed, and it's time to...
Building emacs from source on quad-core: "make clean...
Building emacs from source on quad-core: "make clean &amp;&amp; time make" takes 54 seconds, "make clean &amp;&amp; time make -j" takes 21 seconds.
it's very comforting
i really appreciate how you and I get completely pissed off...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/779490631034994689/photo/1
@amyhoy https://twitter.
programmer exceptionalism makes me SUPER cranky, almost as...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/779488331952521216/photo/1
@Choire https://twitter.
genuine lol
such a shame
best thing all day
WOW
https://medium.com/slackjaw/emails-from-a-ceo-whos-making-th...
https://medium. com/slackjaw/emails-from-a-ceo-whos-making-the-presentation-himself-this-time-64c42eb00b79#.
Mom! I'm in An-Nahar English (a great progressive Lebanese...
Mom! I'm in An-Nahar English (a great progressive Lebanese newspaper)!
“We want you on the sled.”
@gregorg “We want you on the sled.
it's harder than solar
bill those are each about 160-230 calories depending on how...
Whenever you feel stressed or down just do what I do and...
Whenever you feel stressed or down just do what I do and look at the 2012 Catsimatidis Christmas card. http://www.
accurate
America needs a moonshot program to produce a 100-calorie...
America needs a moonshot program to produce a 100-calorie breakfast sandwich.
fuck yes I have
and educational background. We want to hear from anyone who...
@DHallerman @eMarketer @PostlightAgency and educational background. We want to hear from anyone who can do the work.
sure
Lot to unpack here http://pitchfork.com/news/68462-listen-to...
Lot to unpack here http://pitchfork. com/news/68462-listen-to-thurston-moores-new-track-for-chelsea-manning-chelseas-kiss/?
look things happen
Sorry I meant "our company"
$3 billion to cure every disease and $700 million to start...
$3 billion to cure every disease and $700 million to start some new ones. https://twitter.
Hi my company @PostlightAgency welcomes applicants of every...
Hi my company @PostlightAgency welcomes applicants of every background and orientation and Facebook will probably never buy us.
Friday Links: Product Edition
Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .
fair
This manual for Guile Scheme's “Fibers” has a helpful...
This manual for Guile Scheme's “Fibers” has a helpful explanation of how concurrency works/doesn't https://github.
10 little years! http://www.zeldman.com/2016/09/22/ten-years...
10 little years! http://www.
Grant me the courage to accept the polls I cannot change.
Grant me the courage to accept the polls I cannot change.
wow that is a model of the form
Really nice story of data processing millions of stars...
Really nice story of data processing millions of stars “Torrenting the galaxy” by @flimshaw @flimshaw /torrenting-the-galaxy-extracting-2-million-3d-stars-from-180gb-of-csvs-457ff70c0f93? source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1474547280" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
okay after ten minutes i can say: this game is a...
okay after ten minutes i can say: this game is a life-destroying nightmare https://twitter.
tfw u get home from the user's group meeting to have some...
tfw u get home from the user's group meeting to have some alone time with your cheryl tiegs watch simulator https://archive. org/details/msdos_festival_C_TIGGS https://twitter.
https://archive.org/details/msdos_festival_AUTOPSY
https://archive.
whoa @textfiles dug up a genuinely batshit pile of...
whoa @textfiles dug up a genuinely batshit pile of shareware weirdness https://archive.
they subsist on pastries that they buy off elf-maidens at...
The MSM likes to say it's NOT hollow, because they can't...
@bn2b @guydeboredom The MSM likes to say it's NOT hollow, because they can't risk offending the gold-mining elves.
I have traveled oceans of time to keep you from going to...
how is your blood
This is so good http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/21/opinion...
This is so good http://mobile. nytimes.
Eaton's a real good dude help him out....
Eaton's a real good dude help him out. https://twitter.
If you need to get Google AMP in your life with zero effort...
If you need to get Google AMP in your life with zero effort check out http://mercury. postlight.
two good friends helping each other out...
two good friends helping each other out https://twitter.
In my role as software entrepreneur I wrote something about...
In my role as software entrepreneur I wrote something about immigration, “My Co-Founder, the Skittle” https://trackchanges. postlight.
i love how in this article everyone in nyc seems like the...
@buzz @DanielZarick i love how in this article everyone in nyc seems like the emperor in return of the jedi.
Parenting and/or self-care tip: They make “chewelry” for...
Parenting and/or self-care tip: They make “chewelry” for people with a sensory need to chew. These look like Legos: http://www.
This article created within me a desperate desire to move...
This article created within me a desperate desire to move to Chicago. http://www.
My Co-Founder, the Skittle
I am the co-founder of a 38-person New York City software company called Postlight. The other co-founder, Rich Ziade, was born in Lebanon. In the ...
My Co-Founder, the Skittle
My Co-Founder, the Skittle I am the co-founder of a 38-person New York City software company called Postlight . The other co-founder, Rich Ziade , was born in Lebanon.
Bobbie gets up to cool stuff. https://twitter.com/bobbie/sta...
Bobbie gets up to cool stuff. https://twitter.
that's about right
thanks, and yep--Sam is fantastic. @richziade
@zentree thanks, and yep--Sam is fantastic.
sigh. Welp. There's $100 very confused dollars if anyone...
@digiphile sigh. Welp.
I guess some poor programmer at 538 is being pushed to...
I guess some poor programmer at 538 is being pushed to adjust the CMS to allow for 300pt headline that just reads “PANIC.
I'm sorry I'm guessing this is not the sort of thing where...
@digiphile I'm sorry I'm guessing this is not the sort of thing where I can donate $100 and things get better?
oh lord Alex I just sell product development services now...
Oh sorry retweeted wrong. Sigh. These are smart people who...
Oh sorry retweeted wrong. Sigh.
These are smart people who do great, important work. Seems...
These are smart people who do great, important work. Seems like they have a real plan.
Rich and I got obsessed with those phone alerts for the...
Rich and I got obsessed with those phone alerts for the podcast https://m. soundcloud.
brian...brian...brian...thanks
@brianvan @richziade brian... brian...
how is ghost working for you? i would love it if you were...
@djacobs how is ghost working for you? i would love it if you were our first pull request.
I no longer have even the tiniest shred of desire of any...
I no longer have even the tiniest shred of desire of any kind to see how far this thing goes. http://www.
Oh thank God. https://twitter.com/pbowden/status/77800837911...
Oh thank God. https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ruth_franklin/status/778040722104745984
@leahfinnegan @Choire https://twitter.
meatself is tired
i'll name it vox
my next thought after sending this tweet was “i should...
tom...tom...tom...jesus yes...all the time
@tomcoates tom... tom...
we really really really really shouldn't we have two...
my home suffers from severe kitten deficiency
more like HEART swelling and brain AF-fection
Between one cup of tea enjoyed with old friends at Cha-An,...
Between one cup of tea enjoyed with old friends at Cha-An, before jumping into a car back to Westport, and the Internet? No contest.
I don't like to limit my limning.
@skottk I don't like to limit my limning.
Compared to Ella Fitzgerald singing the Cole Porter Song...
Compared to Ella Fitzgerald singing the Cole Porter Song Book on 180 Gram Vinyl on a Thorens TD124 SME 3009 Series II, the Internet sucks.
The Internet pales in comparison to limning things. When I...
The Internet pales in comparison to limning things. When I limn I never need the Internet, especially when I limn contours.
Or small French villages. The Internet has nothing on small...
Or small French villages. The Internet has nothing on small French villages.
The Internet is okay, but it has nothing on the solitary...
The Internet is okay, but it has nothing on the solitary bark of a fox heard through a cottage's bay window.
Podcast #31: “See media for pic” — a conversation on emergency alerts
Podcast #31: “See media for pic” — a conversation on emergency alerts Terrorism and technology: This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk about a host of topics in the wake of the past weekend’s bombing in Manhattan. They cover the state of the city and the collective reaction of its residents, the ease of international communication in the digital age, and the emergency alert that went out early Monday morning that named the suspected perpetrator and said simply, “See media for pic.
“See media for pic”—a conversation on emergency alerts
Terrorism and technology: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk about a host of topics in the wake of the past weekend’s bombing in Manhattan. They cover the state of the city and the collective reaction of its residents, the ease of international communication in the digital age, and the emergency alert that went out early Monday morning that named the suspected perpetrator and said simply, “See media for pic.
congratulations! you have a head for innovation.
@michaelbshane congratulations! you have a head for innovation.
I care about everything!
@a1phab3t I care about everything!
yes but Amazon is an enormous web company that powers much...
@terrybain @amazon yes but Amazon is an enormous web company that powers much of the Internet.
Okay @Amazon you won an Emmy and good for you but let's not...
Okay @Amazon you won an Emmy and good for you but let's not get ahead of ourselves. https://twitter.
There are going to be like five national conversations on...
There are going to be like five national conversations on things today and they are all going to be damned disaster.
yes at exactly that pace
My band is called Brooklyn Kindergarten Dropoff and this is...
My band is called Brooklyn Kindergarten Dropoff and this is our first album cover. https://twitter.
but my gawd
whoops meant @mutewinter sorry @wintermute
here you go, you can use this to finally find the perfect...
here you go, you can use this to finally find the perfect software to finish your novel http://brettterpstra.
you did great I enjoyed your reading and you ended the...
I'm sure that will be a pattern. Climate change real-estate...
I'm sure that will be a pattern. Climate change real-estate corruption is going to be amazing.
Part of this proposed batshit mega-development is that...
Part of this proposed batshit mega-development is that they'd build flood protection since the city can't pay. https://twitter.
also #websafe2k16
oh that was part of a seltzer thread but it got cut off,...
Wow @WebSafe2k16 was well-run and cool and weird and I was...
Wow @WebSafe2k16 was well-run and cool and weird and I was lucky to be involved.
tweet-777665161419165696
2016 is also an amazing year, because it brought us this....
2016 is also an amazing year, because it brought us this. https://www.
Update: I feel bad for complaining.
Update: I feel bad for complaining.
they just want you to succeed and also somehow to get free...
oh my god don't worry about them they're all snugglebugs
I complain but they are totally free and I could be...
I complain but they are totally free and I could be improving them and I still love the hell out of Python. So MAYBE the problem is me.
“How do I parse command-line arguments into a list?” “You...
“How do I parse command-line arguments into a list? ” “You mean dynamically sum integers from the command line?
If you want to see examples of Python code that you will...
If you want to see examples of Python code that you will never write, the Python standard library docs are great.
I can hear them now!
@paul_haine I can hear them now!
bumping this 2012 classic in honor of tonight's event...
bumping this 2012 classic in honor of tonight's event http://www. littlefieldnyc.
wow imagine those meetings
just as soon as someone takes off my restraining bolt
derek i can't tell if you're wearing sunglasses or not what...
Wait a minute. Is Microsoft Excel named ExCEL because...
Wait a minute. Is Microsoft Excel named ExCEL because spreadsheets are made of rows of CELLS?
JS learning curve kinda sucks, IMO, but it runs the world,...
@livlab JS learning curve kinda sucks, IMO, but it runs the world, what can you do? Break a leg!
Yeah it's mega edge-casey I used it once in 10 years to...
@livlab Yeah it's mega edge-casey I used it once in 10 years to figure out how to jam as many objects on screen as possible.
You can also use Array.prototype.... to add new functions...
@livlab You can also use Array. prototype....
You can name array size with new Array(10) which is nice if...
@livlab You can name array size with new Array(10) which is nice if you're doing weird stuff where you want to update 2d arrays.
not very...diplo...matic
@leahfinnegan not very... diplo...
Won't anyone think of the poor innocent studios who want...
@mccarthyryanj Won't anyone think of the poor innocent studios who want only to give succor to struggling artists?
We got rid of shirt collars in the 1980s so don't tell me...
We got rid of shirt collars in the 1980s so don't tell me we can't do it again today.
congratulations!
@katyhersh @peterajoseph congratulations!
wowowowow that's great and ridiculous
whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt (our cat is named Gary)
Meeee tooooo https://twitter.com/robdubbin/status/7775369889...
Meeee tooooo https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/777270192846102528/photo/1
@jenniferdaniel @joshuatopolsky https://twitter.
YESSSSSSSSSSS YESYES JavaScript Systems Music: Learning web...
YESSSSSSSSSSS YESYES JavaScript Systems Music: Learning web audio by recreating the works of Steve Reich &amp; Brian Eno http://teropa. info/blog/2016/07/28/javascript-systems-music.
tfw smurfette isn't real https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7...
tfw smurfette isn't real https://twitter.
At dessert did he flansplain?
@SteveBurnsAlive At dessert did he flansplain?
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/777145595022733312/photo/1
@mccarthyryanj https://twitter.
yes this is it the greatest website in all history...
yes this is it the greatest website in all history http://www. darklandsberlin.
Ah here's the original SNAKE FIGHT written by Luke Burns...
Ah here's the original SNAKE FIGHT written by Luke Burns https://www. mcsweeneys.
i run love in the cloud
glad to be here for u
it's a 24-hour batch extraction of images from old files...
@textfiles it's a 24-hour batch extraction of images from old files so...
feels good man https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/77712164724...
feels good man https://twitter.
oh cool! Good to see. It's slowly percolating.
@HappyHorseSkull oh cool! Good to see.
September 17, 2016 - Breakfast
I keep getting through breakfast and starting to track and then trailing off. The doctor says: Your cholesterol is elevated and you are pre-diabetic.
the paper stock was great!
@marklotto the paper stock was great!
there are four corners
Lunch isn't even a problem. Lunch is axiomatic.
Lunch isn't even a problem. Lunch is axiomatic.
We've got an office on 5th Ave at 17th and once a week some...
We've got an office on 5th Ave at 17th and once a week some startup emails offering to “solve lunch. ” Lunch in Manhattan is...
Oh! Hi Dan!
@danielmall Oh! Hi Dan!
400
Might as well buy six bikes a year.
Might as well buy six bikes a year.
Garages with 100+ cars are supposed to offer bike parking...
Garages with 100+ cars are supposed to offer bike parking in NYC. I emailed one big company for rates: $200/month.
I really have no locked in thoughts. I'll go look up Dan...
@KristyT I really have no locked in thoughts. I'll go look up Dan Mall, appreciate it.
No, that's super-helpful. I'm coming into this without any...
@KristyT No, that's super-helpful. I'm coming into this without any knowledge.
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(...
(See you at SXSL btw!)
@KristyT (See you at SXSL btw!
Right, partnering people with someone (maybe not in their...
@KristyT Right, partnering people with someone (maybe not in their discipline) for 1.. n years.
Hi! Any good books to read or people to ask about creating...
Hi! Any good books to read or people to ask about creating a good, long-term mentoring program?
argh okey dokie
we borrowed neighbors tins so we could get to bed by 11
Brooklyn public school
One thing I didn't expect about twins was that we needed to...
One thing I didn't expect about twins was that we needed to make birthday cupcakes for two largish kindergarten classes.
Friday Links: Engineering Edition
Friday Links: Engineering Edition Source: Women of Color in Tech stock images . License: CC Attribution 2.
I don't often talk about how the media platform sausage is...
I don't often talk about how the media platform sausage is made but in this case it's made from cute guinea pigs! https://trackchanges.
and all the funnier for it
“Speaker Ryan, I'm calling about the copy of ‘Don't Let the...
“Speaker Ryan, I'm calling about the copy of ‘Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus’ you checked out at the beginning of the Trump campaign.
The first thing the new Librarian of Congress should do is...
The first thing the new Librarian of Congress should do is force Congress to pay its late fees.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/776408803361382400/photo/1
@maureenflaherty https://twitter.
for our anniversary I made of list of ways our marriage...
fair
needs moar blockchain
Yeah this is GREAT https://twitter.com/joshuatopolsky/status...
Yeah this is GREAT https://twitter.
September 15, 2016 - Breakfast
Having refused to get on the scale for at least a year. This emphatically is a disaster.
2.628e+6 minutes
@merveille 2.
I want to be very clear that this is the last time that I...
I want to be very clear that this is the last time that I will have gone in there.
Per @BlairReeves I gave $100 to help @NYCRescue feed...
Per @BlairReeves I gave $100 to help @NYCRescue feed homeless folks in our community. Do it!
Despite what you say I am well within my rights to turn off...
Despite what you say I am well within my rights to turn off the special light, given your complete disregard for our policy on peeps.
Again this is not the time to argue about the definition of...
Again this is not the time to argue about the definition of a peep, nor to argue that thumps are not peeps. Thumps emphatically are peeps.
That was a peep and as we explored and according to our...
That was a peep and as we explored and according to our understanding there will now be consequences, starting with me coming in there.
I do not at this time want to discuss what qualifies as a...
I do not at this time want to discuss what qualifies as a peep. The important thing is not what is a peep but that there must be zero peeps.
But again it is my stated policy to not go in there.
But again it is my stated policy to not go in there.
The thing that will get me to go in there is one peep.
The thing that will get me to go in there is one peep.
I don't want to have to go in there but if it doesn't stop...
I don't want to have to go in there but if it doesn't stop I am going in there and there are going to be consequences.
Making It Work: Instant.me
A few months ago, Time Inc. — the home of some of the biggest consumer publishing brands in the world—asked Postlight if we could help build a new kind of ...
Making It Work: Instant.me
Making It Work: Instant. me A few months ago, Time Inc.
This is gross, @sukisworld is a great journalist. The Times...
This is gross, @sukisworld is a great journalist. The Times sets her up AND then then dismisses her work.
they rejected me for being “too irish”
I mean, our producer told us to ask people to rate because...
we're all legacy
i like pancakes
the mom was not vegan (+ fish, as the diet is described)...
@spongeworthy2 @katienotopoulos the mom was not vegan (+ fish, as the diet is described) and the mom reportedly misses cheese.
i like when they go to daddy's work and it's basically...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/776058384961470465/photo/1
@harrisj https://twitter.
Come for the gale-force hurricane of mother-love, stay for...
Come for the gale-force hurricane of mother-love, stay for the nuanced reported essay on medical epistemology. https://blog.
Oh my god this piece. Maria. https://twitter.com/mariabustil...
Oh my god this piece. Maria.
Inside Out is just The Avengers set in a kid's brain.
Inside Out is just The Avengers set in a kid's brain.
Oh god what if Ookla isn't a company but rather a...
Oh god what if Ookla isn't a company but rather a malevolent force and we've all been reading Speedtest wrong for years.
Ookla power is a terrible force that we must learn to...
Ookla power is a terrible force that we must learn to control if we are to survive. https://twitter.
we've already been using the open-sourced IP Free a lot, he...
Frankly I should have read the RFC a lot more carefully...
Frankly I should have read the RFC a lot more carefully before implementing.
As a protocol it's high latency, low bandwidth, and it...
As a protocol it's high latency, low bandwidth, and it drops about 99% of its packets. And thinks “TCP/IP” is hilarious when said out loud.
Testing out our Kinternet connection....
Testing out our Kinternet connection. https://twitter.
Sometimes the old ways are best. What's the best legacy...
Sometimes the old ways are best. What's the best legacy programming language?
cool I like being on lists
wait I'm honorably mentioned somewhere?
@theodoreross wait I'm honorably mentioned somewhere?
Counterpoint: If your big company wants to innovate, hire whiny crybabies
Counterpoint: If your big company wants to innovate, hire whiny crybabies By Rich Ziade , co-founder, Postlight Phone: Zeynep Demir / Shutterstock. com On Monday, my Postlight co-founder Paul Ford wrote an article here asserting that we shouldn’t be surprised that a big, hulking company like Apple can’t unleash a game-changing piece of technology in 2016 because…well…it’s big, and hulking, and really more motivated to make big bags of money than change the world.
Hey Jim! Thank you!
@jimray Hey Jim! Thank you!
Thank you, Andrew! Much appreciated. We'll keep pushing.
@starsturncold Thank you, Andrew! Much appreciated.
thanks ryan it was nice to see you
this is good, it's just cats https://twitter.com/jackrusher/...
this is good, it's just cats https://twitter.
the judges are the worst
i thought something like this might happen
aww patrick ilu tho
yep they will be, takes about a week usually
i'm spending fall muting accounts i should have already...
The other headline options were “Let the Brightcove In” and...
The other headline options were “Let the Brightcove In” and “MidBright CoveBoy.
As a former little kid I'm an instant fan of any media that...
As a former little kid I'm an instant fan of any media that features giant sea creatures attacking big vehicles. https://twitter.
The sticky, nasty, grisly future of the media.
@richziade The sticky, nasty, grisly future of the media.
it's a great baby goat, not a doubt
thank you christian i like how the type is a mix of playful...
If you want to understand the actual future of media listen...
If you want to understand the actual future of media listen to me + @richziade talk w/ @Brightcove CEO David Mendels. https://soundcloud.
hmmmmmmm
HR says roll it back Lee
When developing a fitness routine don't set unrealistic...
When developing a fitness routine don't set unrealistic goals. At first, you may want to simply walk the jewels, or lightly jog the jewels.
soon now
see? Perfection
@goldman see?
I love it I'm thinking of muting basically everything else
I hope they never find the HMS “Dick” Frosoff
I'm increasingly convinced this is the right amount of...
I'm increasingly convinced this is the right amount of news. https://twitter.
will do
Let's all take a deep breath.
Let's all take a deep breath.
Oh and affordances.
Oh and affordances.
Filling out Board of Ed paperwork makes me want to write a...
Filling out Board of Ed paperwork makes me want to write a 10,000-word design essay on Medium that liberally uses the word “hierarchies.
I'm CERTAIN Josh and me are in the wrong here
Oh shit we forgot to talk Dipperz
I went over and talked to @joshuatopolsky last night at 9pm...
I went over and talked to @joshuatopolsky last night at 9pm and we drank seltzer apparently it's already up https://m. soundcloud.
My kids will never be the same....
My kids will never be the same. https://twitter.
Jesus Christ get out of there
http://boingboing.net/features/psy/
http://boingboing.
A New New New Thing?
There’s an inevitable news cycle around Apple events: The company launches something, like the iPhone 7, building on or deeply integrated with their ...
Podcast #30: Brightcove, Big City—Talking video with David Mendels
Podcast #30: Brightcove, Big City—Talking video with David Mendels Image courtesy of David Mendels Our all-video future: This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to David Mendels , the CEO of the video-hosting platform Brightcove . They discuss video’s rise and its current dominance on the web, eSports , “snackable video,” Rich’s relationship with his cable bill, and Pokémon GO.
Brightcove, Big City—talking video with David Mendels
Our all-video future: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to David Mendels, the CEO of the video-hosting platform Brightcove. They discuss video’s rise and current dominance on the web, esports, “snackable video,” Rich’s relationship with his cable bill, and Pokémon GO (“There’s, like, a Bulbasaur by our bathroom,” Paul says of Postlight’s offices.
In my defense it's been an eventful 24 years.
@ftrain In my defense it's been an eventful 24 years.
Also I can find no Internet record of this monkey so maybe...
Also I can find no Internet record of this monkey so maybe I invented a Japanese monkey that impersonates a vomiting George Bush Sr.
Anyway it's great to see you again, have you met Marie?...
Anyway it's great to see you again, have you met Marie? [Waits for you to introduce yourself to Marie.
My brain thinks it's way more important I keep that fact on...
My brain thinks it's way more important I keep that fact on file than that I remember your name after I've met you five times.
I am sure I remember that after George Bush Sr. vomited...
I am sure I remember that after George Bush Sr. vomited (they called it “Bushu-suru”), a Japanese entertainer trained a monkey to fake-puke.
listen we all have our roles
no no i'm not clever any more. it was just...
@joshmillard no no i'm not clever any more. it was just https://en.
oh you are the best thank you
“You can’t be simple if you’re first.”...
“You can’t be simple if you’re first. ” https://trackchanges.
I was like, good gracious, tax is bodacious...
I was like, good gracious, tax is bodacious https://twitter.
everyone do your part https://twitter.com/KristyT/status/775...
everyone do your part https://twitter.
we fail at it mostly :(
the base unit of corporate communication is "COME RUIN YOUR...
you know what's weird is that it's ACTIVELY HARD to...
It's sooo gooood. It's the #1 thing I think about as a...
@leahfinnegan It's sooo gooood. It's the #1 thing I think about as a manager of a company is how not to build that.
maybe both
I vow to use it for you.
@mccarthyryanj I vow to use it for you.
back atcha
same here! Not an interruption!
@kiddigit same here! Not an interruption!
Since our Ditmas school is closed for Christian, Jewish,...
Since our Ditmas school is closed for Christian, Jewish, and Muslim holidays our childcare scenario is a disaster of biblical proportions.
hi!
@tomscocca hi!
btw we can see you from our new office, pash pointed out...
@tomscocca btw we can see you from our new office, pash pointed out the blue sweater (?
that's the thing the prequels are desperate for a dark...
Right!
@skottk Right!
Alderaan was developing its own superweapon.
@harrisj Alderaan was developing its own superweapon.
Third, the genuinely disturbing relationship between the...
Third, the genuinely disturbing relationship between the grieving rancor handler and Sy Snootles.
First of all the Han/Luke/Leia thing gets turned into...
First of all the Han/Luke/Leia thing gets turned into something torrid. Second, Greedo isn't just shot first, but tortured.
Did you folks ever think that one day they will do a dark,...
Did you folks ever think that one day they will do a dark, gritty reboot of Star Wars?
A lot of it is here; poke around...
A lot of it is here; poke around http://www. broadcastify.
You can listen to select HAM radio repeaters on the...
You can listen to select HAM radio repeaters on the Internet if you're sleepy. I'm listening to a guy tell the story of Iridium satellites.
whoa
i think this already happened
EXCELLENT subject
holy shit jerry
that'd be fine tbh we encourage guest posts
[hides]
what should i write about in the corp. newsletter tomorrow
what should i write about in the corp.
yes
cool!
@Archer_North cool!
heheheheh
A New New New Thing?
A New New New Thing? There’s an inevitable news cycle around Apple events: The company launches something, like the iPhone 7, building on or deeply integrated with their existing incredibly successful product line.
It takes a village to raise a question.
It takes a village to raise a question.
I mean that's almost queens
right she always had sympathy and context for the bad...
I'm also sorry she missed Breaking Bad/Mad Men/fan culture...
her list of people she hated would either be, like, three...
i just remember being incredibly confused about humans...
hmm it's gotten worse—back then you just had one or two and...
At one point Internet commenters yelled at her for grieving...
@sippey @holgate At one point Internet commenters yelled at her for grieving for her own friends instead of everyone collectively.
still angry they told us to go shopping
aw annika, i'm sorry (really)
I always think of Leslie today because she lost so many...
@sippey I always think of Leslie today because she lost so many people that day and was also my lifeline when I was in Israel.
mostly to see starlee but other talks too!
@jennschiffer mostly to see starlee but other talks too!
i'm sorry i'm sorry i know it will be awesome and i wish i...
It's kind of nice to see a love blossom from a lifelong...
It's kind of nice to see a love blossom from a lifelong commitment to reproductive rights and chocolate labs http://mobile. nytimes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgkVb8XUu28
@jennschiffer https://m. youtube.
Right, my god. Although there was a tradition of...
@textfiles Right, my god. Although there was a tradition of Hitler-mocking to build on, I guess.
Congratulations to all my Twitter friends on your...
Congratulations to all my Twitter friends on your collective promotion to Hillary Clinton's campaign manager.
the discussion was like, COULD YOU TELL? I was in college....
@leahfinnegan the discussion was like, COULD YOU TELL? I was in college.
This is an important historical document....
This is an important historical document. https://twitter.
It was marketed as having a wild story twist, like The...
@leahfinnegan It was marketed as having a wild story twist, like The Sixth Sense, and we are all ashamed.
leaving this here just in case http://www.villageearth.org/a...
leaving this here just in case http://www. villageearth.
jesus christ i thought it was true for a minute
i mean this is the theme of the alchemist, which sort of...
i think you used to be able to buy it on microfiche with a...
guys guys come on http://www.villageearth.org/appropriate-te...
@HappyHorseSkull @timoreilly @ev guys guys come on http://www. villageearth.
(it's a short interview)
i don't think it's online
this is great news
As true now as it was when I wrote...
As true now as it was when I wrote it. https://twitter.
If we don't have a world where Solange can dance to...
If we don't have a world where Solange can dance to Kraftwerk then we have no world worth keeping. https://twitter.
i've cut most of my subject matter way down? and i'm a dude...
@alexismallen i've cut most of my subject matter way down? and i'm a dude so I get far fewer batshit randos, just some.
the backchannel became the frontchannel, I guess. and new...
@alexismallen the backchannel became the frontchannel, I guess. and new norms.
I miss you too Leah
leah I don't think you are asking this with sincere intent
“We're Apple. We enhance an iPhone user's smile every time...
@libovness “We're Apple. We enhance an iPhone user's smile every time they use force touch to take a picture.
heheheheh
equally important: you couldn't @ back
To be fair it was only a six-month period.
To be fair it was only a six-month period.
If something was problematic you'd get this email going,...
If something was problematic you'd get this email going, hey, you seem okay but you fucked up, and you thought about it for a week.
God remember doing things on the Internet and making them...
God remember doing things on the Internet and making them as good as you could and people wouldn't just shit on everything all day.
i know but the twins are giving each other news about their...
wow i forgot this entirely
It was a different time.
It was a different time.
Here's an interview I did with @SteveBurnsAlive right as he...
Here's an interview I did with @SteveBurnsAlive right as he was winding up on Blue's Clues. http://www.
I wish I were at what may be the last @xoxo ever, but I...
I wish I were at what may be the last @xoxo ever, but I would have missed the start of kindergarten. Safe travels.
Friday Links: Design Edition
Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .
i just checked and this is not the case on SWISSPERS COTTON...
I will not tweet. Tweets are the time-killer. I will face...
I will not tweet. Tweets are the time-killer.
yes, i mean—they manage state, really, atop chat...
@entropymedia yes, i mean—they manage state, really, atop chat interfaces. neither good nor bad but possibly temporary.
meet our bot meet our bot https://trackchanges.postlight.com...
meet our bot meet our bot https://trackchanges. postlight.
i know i listened to them all going home last night...
@derektmead i know i listened to them all going home last night they....
Thanks!
@briansholis Thanks!
holy bananas
Gina Trapani on Postlight’s Friendly Bot
Gina Trapani on Postlight’s Friendly Bot We have a nice chatbot at Postlight who helps us with our work. Today Director of Engineering Gina Trapani explains what the bot is , and how helpful it can be.
based on half of one song this band is great
Shit they're kinda great https://open.spotify.com/track/3niz...
Shit they're kinda great https://open. spotify.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/773287402991386624/photo/1
https://twitter.
Not a bad deal considering Wednesday is just half off well...
Not a bad deal considering Wednesday is just half off well drinks. https://twitter.
cool kid https://www.fastcompany.com/3063265/how-to-be-a-suc...
cool kid https://www. fastcompany.
Uber Chop’t. https://soundcloud.com/postlighttrackchanges/wh...
Uber Chop’t. https://soundcloud.
i've stopped checking polls because i have no power to...
the thing where the kid tells you they hope you don't die...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/772948492423757824/photo/1
@jonoringer https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/772947889001754624/photo/1
@jonoringer https://twitter.
Who’s Gonna Drive You Home—Talking Self-Driving Cars
What does our self-driving future look like? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade cover, in Rich’s words, “Bluetooth headsets, my mother, and self-driving cars.
Podcast #29: Who’s Gonna Drive You Home — Talking Self-Driving Cars
Podcast #29: Who’s Gonna Drive You Home — Talking Self-Driving Cars Andrey 69 / Shutterstock. com What does our self-driving future look like?
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/772947304684908545/photo/1
@jonoringer https://twitter.
Happy birthday!
@anildash @gramvikasusa Happy birthday!
Yep! Done.
@anildash @gramvikasusa Yep! Done.
I just googled "epic congressional tweetstorm" and there...
It's all fun when politicians use memes but there are gonna...
It's all fun when politicians use memes but there are gonna be bad consequences and we're not prepared.
i can't wait until internet culture hits nation-state level...
youuuu maddddddeeee itttttt!
@Jo_Livingstone youuuu maddddddeeee itttttt!
great wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_...
great wikipedia page https://en. wikipedia.
shame not to do Kristallmeth tho
toph toph tophtophtoph t o p h toph
us history really wants to be https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...
@patbits us history really wants to be https://twitter.
oh god they sure would
“Wait,” you yearn to @ me, “wouldn't that be year ZERO?”...
“Wait,” you yearn to @ me, “wouldn't that be year ZERO? ” Friend, I would never post a joke so good without research.
Do you think Joseph and Mary were fleeing Herod's wrath...
Do you think Joseph and Mary were fleeing Herod's wrath into Egypt with the baby Jesus and said to themselves, “Man, screw 1 A. D.?
it's all the same big mess
https://www.gq.com/story/inside-federal-bureau-of-way-too-ma...
https://www. gq.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/04/opinion/sunday/how-to-tell...
http://www. nytimes.
I want WebAssembly to get here so that we can have public...
I just knew I'd regret that and it would become something...
Twitter is terrible
I had a good tweetstorm lined up but I'm listening to...
I had a good tweetstorm lined up but I'm listening to Beaster instead.
it will be some serious princess shit so get ready
stop this before it's too late
sigh
I'm ready but it needs to be good
Wow this cover is gooooood. https://twitter.com/nymag/status...
Wow this cover is gooooood. https://twitter.
Look he's got a lot on his plate.
@mccarthyryanj @PostlightAgency @danielfletcher Look he's got a lot on his plate.
I want to manage @PostlightAgency entirely by tongue...
I want to manage @PostlightAgency entirely by tongue twister. “Soft skills kill scope creep.
Movie idea: Murder mystery at a remote mental asylum where...
Movie idea: Murder mystery at a remote mental asylum where everyone dresses well and smiles. SHUTTERSTOCK ISLAND.
it spreads out past the shallows of irony and empathy and...
hmmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/771524734324539392/ph...
@studiesincrap hmmm https://twitter.
the punishment is so much worse than the crime
Friday Links: Product Edition
Friday Links: Product Edition In the pattern library Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .
I...use carousels
@seldo I...
no you're grilled cheese guy
wow that hot pocket kid was the future...
wow that hot pocket kid was the future http://fusion.
Kevin you wrote that at 729 am
yep
it's reaaaaaal tricky, which makes it all the more shitty...
I am not allowed to learn his Twitter handle because of...
I am not allowed to learn his Twitter handle because of past incidents.
My wife works in construction as a project manager and a...
My wife works in construction as a project manager and a client today asked her to get him a glass of water.
my wife made me watch this
Three Algorithm Reads
“How algorithms rule our working lives,” by Cathy O’Neil, in the Guardian: These algorithmic “solutions” are targeted at genuine problems. School ...
Three Algorithm Reads
Three Algorithm Reads “ How algorithms rule our working lives ,” by Cathy O’Neil, in the Guardian : These algorithmic “solutions” are targeted at genuine problems. School principals cannot be relied upon to consistently flag problematic teachers, because those teachers are also often their friends.
this is just cruel
I think it would be...really good. I mean it's just...
@jason0x21 I think it would be... really good.
next time
i wrote about how at some level twine is the omnigraffle...
i wrote about how at some level twine is the omnigraffle i've been missing https://trackchanges. postlight.
can't wait to see donald faison as matt lieber
truetrue
cut hand with scissors prepping for mermaid parade/slipped...
they were competing for who had the most stupid injury
late night ER is somethin. A nurse once made Maureen do...
@jpotisch late night ER is somethin.
how's it goin there joel
also why can't the waitress practice politics it's good...
Twine as a Process Modeling Tool
Twine is a tool that lets you make point-and-click games that run in a web browser—what a lot of people refer to as “choose your own adventure” or CYOA ...
Twine as a Process Modeling Tool
Twine as a Process Modeling Tool Twine is a tool that lets you make point-and-click games that run in a web browser—what a lot of people refer to as “choose your own adventure” or CYOA games. It’s pretty easy to make a game, which means that the Twine community is fairly big and diverse.
NO GOD
how bad do you wish you had a college radio show right now
The man who wrote my favorite song...
The man who wrote my favorite song https://www. youtube.
she is next level hayley lemme tell u
this guy https://twitter.com/PostlightAgency/status/77062110...
this guy https://twitter.
the one that looks like breath mints is amazing
as long as the clown is dressed that is appropriate and...
see he helped her get a waiver everything is fine
it's in the woods and that's nature and thats fine
It's fine everything is fine http://wtvr.com/2016/08/27/flee...
It's fine everything is fine http://wtvr.
Rational Geographic—Map Chat with Aaron Straup Cope
The history and the future of geotagging: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Aaron Straup Cope, a programmer who works with maps and geographical datasets. The conversation covers his time as one of Flickr’s earliest employees, data visualization, gazetteers, the evils of Walmart, geocoding (and reverse geocoding), and one of the most controversial decisions in online mapping—Google’s decision to cut off the poles and make the world a square.
Podcast #28: Rational Geographic — Map Chat with Aaron Straup Cope
Podcast #28: Rational Geographic — Map Chat with Aaron Straup Cope Image courtesy of Tom Coates The history and the future of geotagging: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Aaron Straup Cope, a programmer who works with maps and geographical datasets. The conversation covers his time as one of Flickr’s earliest employees, data visualization, gazetteers, the evils of Wal-Mart, geocoding (and reverse geocoding), and one of the most controversial decisions in online mapping — Google’s decision to cut off the poles and make the world a square.
i challenge you to make it TWO MINUTES...
@phooky i challenge you to make it TWO MINUTES https://www. youtube.
[After a ten minute explanation of robot dinosaurs.]...
[After a ten minute explanation of robot dinosaurs. ] “That's great, buddy, but could you put on your other sock?
This is a good idea. Facebook is built atop the open web;...
This is a good idea. Facebook is built atop the open web; it could make this choice easily.
A++++++++++
we call them the VMAARPs because of that exact effect
this is the automatic cutoff problem, a damn tragedy of our...
good idea
I'm calling it now it's obv Smooth...
I'm calling it now it's obv Smooth https://twitter.
ulgh god y
leah what is wrong with you
fuck yeah u can
What should our national anthem be?
What should our national anthem be?
I've barely made it to the end of the first verse.
I've barely made it to the end of the first verse.
I had no idea that the third verse of the National Anthem...
I had no idea that the third verse of the National Anthem celebrated the violent deaths of slaves https://theintercept.
but definitely not https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7699871...
@patbits but definitely not https://twitter.
yes but also https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7699869746230...
@patbits yes but also https://twitter.
My kids got home from grocery shopping and are singing,...
My kids got home from grocery shopping and are singing, “You better call Becky with the good hair,” over and over. I'm in terrible trouble.
dammit joe
this rapidly turned into seq 3 | sed 's/.*/ Smelly pampers...
this rapidly turned into seq 3 | sed 's/. */ Smelly pampers that are pooping and peeing.
six hours of configuring ALSA later
In before someone ats me “You could have gotten rid of the...
In before someone ats me “You could have gotten rid of the ‘1’.
“Daddy, can you count to 1,000?” $ seq 1 1000 | say
“Daddy, can you count to 1,000?
the thing with the hairpiece it's a little outside of...
We call them "adult skittles"
oh i'm sorry i live in the future
God and it's your birthday too.
@davidcho God and it's your birthday too.
Apparently we are straightening her hair.
Apparently we are straightening her hair.
This was in the sink when I got home....
This was in the sink when I got home. https://twitter.
nah no worries, i delete a lot of tweets
Masking this joke as dialogue does not hide your shame.
@kjhealy Masking this joke as dialogue does not hide your shame.
Banner ad ahead of its time. https://twitter.com/wayback_exe...
Banner ad ahead of its time. https://twitter.
tequila and apple juice is a canarsie sunrise
hoooooorayyyyyy!
@mkramer hoooooorayyyyyy!
oh yeah this is strong
I think I've seen every episode and I have only the vaguest...
@Jo_Livingstone I think I've seen every episode and I have only the vaguest warm memory of like, a kitchen?
To be clear I will be drinking Frescas mixed with Old...
To be clear I will be drinking Frescas mixed with Old Granddad, a drink called the All That's Left.
Looking for TRULY dumb comedy for end of vacation. My best...
Looking for TRULY dumb comedy for end of vacation. My best bet so far is POPSTAR.
I would gladly vote Trump in exchange for no one asking for...
I would gladly vote Trump in exchange for no one asking for blue hippo or a glass of water until 7am.
Every single fancy ideological position you cherish goes...
Every single fancy ideological position you cherish goes straight into the shitter when you're putting four-year-old twins to bed.
I don't know the pronouns for evil
you tell me, Laurie
First Times Square Disneyfies, then the East Village...
First Times Square Disneyfies, then the East Village gentrifies, then the lady who throws crickets on the train is trying to go viral.
I respect that a woman must have a code by which she tweets
no really
the universal packaging daemon on grunt?
@seldo the universal packaging daemon on grunt?
it's a GREAT idea. There is stuff but nothing easy or good.
@lindseyweber it's a GREAT idea. There is stuff but nothing easy or good.
Rob what is the list of donts in the bg (shirts are awesome)
Leah can you not open your heart just a little for a...
@leahfinnegan Leah can you not open your heart just a little for a reported piece on Choco Tacos? https://twitter.
we've all been there
so @PostlightAgency is going through mirrorproject on chat...
so @PostlightAgency is going through mirrorproject on chat and looking at people c. f.
Good to see you blogging!
@bn2b Good to see you blogging!
Microsoft just has loaves of bread.
@libovness Microsoft just has loaves of bread.
http://benicetobears.com reunion tour!...
http://benicetobears. com reunion tour!
I read that as, "we checked and, legally, we could not kill...
@skamille @harper @dylanreed I read that as, "we checked and, legally, we could not kill our sons.
wow that wrap was A LOT
oh god "I am not very happy about this" that poor man
I'm torn between "ohforchrissakes" and...
@harper @dylanreed I'm torn between "ohforchrissakes" and "oh--for--wait--oh...
I'm working out the thought process &every step is pure...
I hate their thirst
GO DES! YOU GOT THIS.
@benbrown GO DES! YOU GOT THIS.
this is giving me such joy I can't fully articulate it,...
These are the only things that are sandwiches....
These are the only things that are sandwiches. https://twitter.
still they beat misc
in order of pages, meat is 40 pp; sweet 30; cheese 24; fish...
@john_overholt in order of pages, meat is 40 pp; sweet 30; cheese 24; fish and salad both 22; nut 12; egg 10; misc 6; canapes ?
Friday Links: Engineering Edition
Friday Links: Engineering Edition Every day Here are the most interesting links this week from our engineering department. Thanks to Jeremy Mack .
are these like e-cigs
WHAT?! He said delicately lifting the pocket square from...
@iSmashFizzle @marklotto WHAT?!
oh come on having a lady throw crickets on you then pee on...
god it's so true
Then it stops on the bridge https://twitter.com/jimaley/stat...
Then it stops on the bridge https://twitter.
your team sucks
This new OpenStreetView thing is worth noting:...
This new OpenStreetView thing is worth noting: https://trackchanges. postlight.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/610268551253991425
@Tulletilsynet https://twitter.
the dream happens sometimes when my kids won't go to bed
Oh it's from 1996 which makes it even better.
Oh it's from 1996 which makes it even better.
“There are three types of lighthouse.” and that's when I...
“There are three types of lighthouse.
70s lighthouse keeper memoir in LRB is my personal drudge...
70s lighthouse keeper memoir in LRB is my personal drudge siren http://www. lrb.
Mutual liability insurance functioning like health...
Mutual liability insurance functioning like health insurance in the US is almost inevitable. Prepare your body.
hehehe I've wondered about this
Not only will we be perpetually sued in the future but we...
Not only will we be perpetually sued in the future but we will make it part of our family time. http://www.
The Street View From the Cheap Seats
The Street View From the Cheap Seats All it takes is for one person to visit Stockton As previously pointed out, there are interesting things happening in open-source geo right now . So here’s another interesting thing: OpenStreetView , which is a sort of open-source/crowd-sourced Google Street View but maintained by an independent company ( Telenav , TNAV on NASDAQ), referenced to the data in OpenStreetMap .
The Street View From the Cheap Seats
As previously pointed out, there are interesting things happening in open-source geo right now. So here’s another interesting thing: OpenStreetView, which ...
Rubies are red, Some threads are green, But only Java has...
god you are telling me
i get so grossed out by the part of the future that's like...
we're all garbage but at least we have our friends
cool agent
and what did your agent say when you told them this
oh shit
I'm switching back from T-mobile
I hope Verizon isnt nearsighted and continues to fund the...
I am straddle generation
it's pronounced Jyffindor.
@rustyk5 @darth @TaraSetmayer it's pronounced Jyffindor.
we are on vacation so it's even better
Ariel has a navel which implies live birth. But h as anyone...
Ariel has a navel which implies live birth. But h as anyone ever seen a pregnant mermom.
Watched The Little Mermaid with a sick little girl today....
Watched The Little Mermaid with a sick little girl today. Never saw it before.
there was nothing before and there can be nothing after
Drew Bell on front-end engineering as a kind of translation
Drew Bell on front-end engineering as a kind of translation Drew Bell is a front-end engineer at Postlight— a role he describes as “the awkward middle child of the development pipeline” —and one that requires a ton of conversation . In a platonic and pure (albeit heartless) engineering world, perhaps Drew would cheerfully accept designs and specifications and turn them into functioning app experiences that run in a web browser, with nary a peep or question.
The degree to which every human being is wrong about...
The degree to which every human being is wrong about everything defies belief. I just drank old granddad from a jug.
you're halfway there
<P>
B&H photo in NYC shuts down online sales for Sabbath
America's kids know they promised to go to sleep but they...
America's kids know they promised to go to sleep but they have just one more question.
Podcast #27: Julia Pimsleur — Found in Translation
Podcast #27: Julia Pimsleur — Found in Translation Image courtesy of Julia Pimsleur Helping women build million-dollar businesses: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Julia Pimsleur, founder of the Little Pim foreign language-learning series and author of Million Dollar Women: The Essential Guide for Female Entrepreneurs Who Want to Go Big . They discuss her career trajectory, from documentary filmmaker to nonprofit fundraiser to entrepreneur, and talk about her experiences raising venture capital — and how the specific challenges for women in the VC world led her to start teaching other female entrepreneurs.
Julia Pimsleur—Found in Translation
Helping women build million-dollar businesses: this week Paul and Rich talk to Julia Pimsleur, founder of the Little Pim foreign language-learning series and author of Million Dollar Women: The Essential Guide for Female Entrepreneurs Who Want to Go Big. They discuss her career trajectory, from documentary filmmaker to nonprofit fundraiser to entrepreneur, and talk about her experiences raising venture capital—and how the specific challenges for women in the VC world led her to start teaching other female entrepreneurs.
I want an emulated version! Also my god the Turbo...
@mwichary I want an emulated version! Also my god the Turbo Pascal/C/etc environment is so good.
I know I've been thinking about that dude all day
this is beautiful
it's an awkward conversation definitely, because the other...
everyone reads them, laughs at me, and washes the pans
we also posted instructions on pans for "me" above the sink...
oh god you did everything right and still
we hide ours in the oven when certain parties visit
in mid-PA, bullseyes
a great and pragmatic thinker
http://technosociology.org
@razzmuzzen http://technosociology.
allllmost but I think we need a year. Soon!
@tammy @maureenflaherty allllmost but I think we need a year. Soon!
eeeeeaaaaaaase into the weekend with me ramblin about...
eeeeeaaaaaaase into the weekend with me ramblin about PRODUCT with @felixsalmon , @mathbabedotorg , and @JHWeissmann https://player.
we'll never know for certain
It is really a lot
This NYT photo from an Alaska climate change story is...
This NYT photo from an Alaska climate change story is beautiful and filled with secret dogs. http://www.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/766759825921417216 ilu...
@xxbobbyzxx @PostlightAgency https://twitter.
I should note that our amazing hosts for our five-hour...
I should note that our amazing hosts for our five-hour happy hour were @townhouse275 http://townhouse275. com/!
it was so hot i forget
This is excellent work. https://twitter.com/bybourn/status/7...
This is excellent work. https://twitter.
do you love http web links, graphic design, and stock...
do you love http web links, graphic design, and stock photos of graphic designers https://trackchanges. postlight.
holy shit
mornin!
@skamille mornin!
in a separate thread @phooky mentioned the Alan Parsons...
just come across the street we can knock this out in an...
what's interesting is that this came after a wave of...
@aweissman what's interesting is that this came after a wave of literary mother-hating out of NYC (c. f.
also the wall
I know so much about your life now, knowing that you know...
@phooky I know so much about your life now, knowing that you know this album.
OH GOD THIS ALBUM
oh well now. my god. is that the one with beaujolais on it?
@phooky oh well now. my god.
what the hell was it with british postwar kids and their...
LGTM
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/327424574985732097
https://twitter.
Nazi secretaries are excellent examples of the human...
Nazi secretaries are excellent examples of the human ability to live with uninterrupted total self-deception for decades.
Dammit now I'm listening to Synchronicity.
Dammit now I'm listening to Synchronicity.
Whoa, a man in a Synchronicity T-shirt walked by just as I...
Whoa, a man in a Synchronicity T-shirt walked by just as I was listening to literally anything other than Synchronicity.
“There was really nothing to criticise about him.”...
“There was really nothing to criticise about him. ” —Goebbels's secretary https://www.
Friday Links: Design Edition, plus pictures of “graphic designers working” from our stock photo…
Friday Links: Design Edition, plus pictures of “graphic designers working” from our stock photo service Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department this week. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .
In the interest of timeliness I wrote about this Windows...
In the interest of timeliness I wrote about this Windows NT/OS/2 shootout https://trackchanges. postlight.
R.I.P. @Gawker I wrote for you once under a pseudonym and I...
R. I.
feeling tweet fury right down to my feet
sure we just only do people in NYC so far—she's always...
@aburke8 @mathowie @PostlightAgency @jessamyn @richziade sure we just only do people in NYC so far—she's always welcome if she wants!
A strange digital time capsule
A strange digital time capsule Historical reënactment It’s a hectic news cycle so let’s take a look at an artifact of historical interest that has nothing to do with the current news cycle: A nearly two-hour battle between OS/2 and Windows NT . Another excellent Gene video production It was 1993.
there must be some reason for it, some explanation, if only...
YES and what will we call it. My vote: the blue bracelet
@djacobs @FiveThirtyEight YES and what will we call it.
but yeah I don't know what to do with it
I see it as a temperature reading. If the weather is SUPER...
@djacobs @FiveThirtyEight I see it as a temperature reading. If the weather is SUPER hot today then September might also be warm.
Hillary I mean. She didn't climb Everest.
@ftrain Hillary I mean. She didn't climb Everest.
I have a little ritual where I go polls, nowcast, polls...
@djacobs @FiveThirtyEight I have a little ritual where I go polls, nowcast, polls plus.
six to eight
A slideshow of Trump's dogs? Hilary's earrings over the...
A slideshow of Trump's dogs? Hilary's earrings over the years?
At this point in the election cycle I will read anything,...
At this point in the election cycle I will read anything, any political garbage at all. Especially if it's a heavily sponsored newsletter.
💯
🙏
this is a great bot. you send @NYPLEmoji an emoji and it...
this is a great bot. you send @NYPLEmoji an emoji and it sends back a picture 🦄 https://twitter.
👻
🏊🏿
🍤
💰
🆒
⛄
you shine bright this aft matt
hello
Apply here: https://postlight.recruiterbox.com...
Apply here: https://postlight. recruiterbox.
All-company offsite playing $100,000 Pyramid on...
All-company offsite playing $100,000 Pyramid on browser-based emulated DOS system for cash prizes. @PostlightAgency https://twitter.
they take forever to put together
it's what i bring to the process
http://trackchanges.libsyn.com
@cdevroe @mathowie http://trackchanges. libsyn.
chatted a little with @mathowie for the podcast...
chatted a little with @mathowie for the podcast https://soundcloud.
was just about to write you!
@mathowie was just about to write you!
Read at least until he describes the robot he built in the...
Read at least until he describes the robot he built in the 60s in Alabama. https://twitter.
heheh no i'm subtweeting hacker news's comments on thiel...
Appeal to Celebrity Twitter Account
I think it's time for new fallacies. Ideas: Argumentum ad...
I think it's time for new fallacies. Ideas: Argumentum ad retweets.
Lots of people are talking with us about it lately. But...
@seldo Lots of people are talking with us about it lately. But right now the only real consumer is Google; who knows if it'll really catch?
This is a really good thorough glossary....
This is a really good thorough glossary. https://twitter.
Podcast #26: This Is Haughey Do It
Podcast #26: This Is Haughey Do It Photo courtesy Summer Wilson The evolution of MetaFilter : this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Matt Haughey, the founder of MetaFilter, the collection of sites and communities that Paul describes as “one of the real success stories of the web. ” The conversation covers Matt’s early career at Pyra Labs, the accessibility of digital technologies, his current job as a writer for Slack , and how if you spend enough time publishing online, you’ll inevitably attract the attention of two groups — trolls and lawyers.
This Is Haughey Do It
The evolution of MetaFilter: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Matt Haughey, the founder of MetaFilter, the collection of sites and communities that Paul describes as “one of the real success stories of the web. ” The conversation covers Matt’s early career at Pyra Labs, the accessibility of digital technologies, his current job as a writer for Slack, and how if you spend enough time publishing online, you’ll inevitably attract the attention of two groups — trolls and lawyers.
what the fuck is this spongy mass
god can you imagine the first draft if this is what ran...
god can you imagine the first draft if this is what ran http://www. nytimes.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/765235625301860356/photo/1
@CodyBrown https://twitter.
This is as true today as it was four years ago....
This is as true today as it was four years ago. https://twitter.
I love how whenever I see snippets of Irish TV it feels...
I love how whenever I see snippets of Irish TV it feels like it's all happening on a big, hi-def Google hangout https://www. youtube.
this game is infuriating http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
this game is infuriating http://www. nytimes.
strong
Just time and effort.
Just time and effort.
the whole article is spectacular
https://open.spotify.com/user/ftrain2000/playlist/43cVyqXh4B...
https://open. spotify.
Okay I started a #trumpplaylist on Spotify @richziade...
Okay I started a #trumpplaylist on Spotify @richziade https://open. spotify.
REM, "Orange Crush" #trumpplaylist
Hah there already is one!
@richziade Hah there already is one!
Enough with the delays and excuses. It's time for Trump to...
Enough with the delays and excuses. It's time for Trump to release his summer playlist.
This is the greatest graphic. https://twitter.com/nytgraphic...
This is the greatest graphic. https://twitter.
Pennsylvania just started to sell wine in grocery stores
whoa
laughing out loud for real at this
oh no what did you do
this...person http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08...
this... person http://www.
“It's called ‘precipitable water value,’ or PWAT.” ...
“It's called ‘precipitable water value,’ or PWAT. ” http://www.
Playing Pac-Man on a hacked voting machine, by @zeynep...
Playing Pac-Man on a hacked voting machine, by @zeynep http://www. nytimes.
correct
Friday Links: Product Edition
Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department (and elsewhere in Postlight). Thanks to Tyler Strand .
thoughts and love beaming to you as your family gets...
@benbrown thoughts and love beaming to you as your family gets through this together.
fair but hook me up with that playlist
Was Crazy in Love the last great summer jam?
Was Crazy in Love the last great summer jam?
Thank you, Zeynep!
@zeynep Thank you, Zeynep!
thanks Tim!
@tcarmody thanks Tim!
awww darth
ulgh but it's been working REALLY well lately
This was a nice impromptu thing and to the remote employees...
This was a nice impromptu thing and to the remote employees &amp; people in meetings or on-site with clients, I'm sorry. https://twitter.
Jesus Christ Jonathan
oh god you NEVER want to see this in your company chat...
oh god you NEVER want to see this in your company chat https://twitter.
the real gift is that you showed me http://ePudding.com...
@leahfinnegan the real gift is that you showed me http://ePudding.
tapioca
all of my teeth just fell into my pudding
Thank you, Leah. You are the only reason I'm still on the...
@leahfinnegan Thank you, Leah. You are the only reason I'm still on the Internet.
Not holding out for the singularity, huh? (Me neither.)
@jackrusher Not holding out for the singularity, huh? (Me neither.
NYTM single-story issue! http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
NYTM single-story issue! http://www.
Count the headlights on the highway
hi Nozlee nice green
Well, @jackrusher, we made it.
Well, @jackrusher , we made it.
I had a good joke lined up about the disk drives spinning...
wait you are in Australia?
@textfiles wait you are in Australia?
could not tell you
Oh and then this was on a phone pole so I really can't...
Oh and then this was on a phone pole so I really can't figure out what is happening in this world right now. https://twitter.
I erased it because the world has changed since I made it up
I like how Gawker made everyone anxious (me too), and can't...
I like how Gawker made everyone anxious (me too), and can't wait to learn more about Verizon's plans for Sploid.
I went to the Gawker bankruptcy party. Gawker made a lot of...
I went to the Gawker bankruptcy party. Gawker made a lot of careers and paid web writers badly when everyone else paid writers nothing.
How is Mark Foley like a footnote?
How is Mark Foley like a footnote?
welp https://twitter.com/CodyBrown/status/763497237087449089
welp https://twitter.
it was just coffee
yes leah it is
what i want to know is will i be the fattest
then I blurted out, “on this side of the counter.”
@patbits then I blurted out, “on this side of the counter.
i love lost infrastructures https://medium.com/@anildash/the...
i love lost infrastructures @anildash /the-lost-infrastructure-of-social-media-d2b95662ccd3#. ww23i6m0p" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
you actually said, “I'm the only black person in here!”—You...
@patbits you actually said, “I'm the only black person in here! ”—You texted it to me while I was heading to meet you at Dean &amp; Deluca.
good times
wow thank you. GBRS is the deepest ftrain cut of all.
@patbits wow thank you. GBRS is the deepest ftrain cut of all.
wow these people hate amazon https://sites.google.com/site/t...
wow these people hate amazon https://sites. google.
burrito baby photos http://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/03/bab...
burrito baby photos http://www. sadanduseless.
August 10, 2016 - Breakfast
Food Qty Calories Cheese, American, 1 slice 60 Egg, large 90 Pineapple, 1 c. 2 164 Roll, 1 hot dog roll 110 Tomato, , 1 c.
Exactly — it should also be quite easy to embed AMP too. Lot of problems before that can be solved.
Exactly — it should also be quite easy to embed AMP too. Lot of problems before that can be solved.
Janet Kim on Product as Marketing
Janet Kim on Product as Marketing Janet Kim is a Product Designer at Postlight. She recently went to a conference in Brooklyn and heard a talk by Gene Liebel about the nuts and bolts of product as a business—the way that digital products (like apps) can supplant and enhance relationships with users, in measurable ways that supplant advertising—but at much less cost.
it ruins everything
elizabeth spiers got you your job...
elizabeth spiers got you your job https://twitter.
hahaha are you in the old bf office
I won't talk about cupping on twitter dot com
they are more like microdigressions
i want to help
as a friend I expect this for free
how do we stop him
they had whole sites about cupping and no one yelled at...
miffed connections
good miffing here today josh
I'm worried people won't see this...
I'm worried people won't see this https://twitter.
I like when Matt Damon sings “Kids In America” because he's...
Staten Island should be West Virginia...
Staten Island should be West Virginia https://twitter.
just let 'em have it, at this pt
Is brogging jerbilism https://twitter.com/pilhofer/status/76...
Is brogging jerbilism https://twitter.
strong agree
that's all love though
Your point is completely valid and it raises good concerns.
Your point is completely valid and it raises good concerns. In this case, I think it’s worth separating AMP and Google’s implementation.
Podcast #25: Elizabeth Spiers is Multi-dimensional
Podcast #25: Elizabeth Spiers is Multi-dimensional Image courtesy of Elizabeth Spiers From digital journalism to virtual reality: this week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Elizabeth Spiers , whom Paul describes as “both a human being and essentially a human media platform. ” (Elizabeth scales the description back a bit with “digital media nerd.
Elizabeth Spiers is Multi-dimensional
From digital journalism to virtual reality: this week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Elizabeth Spiers, whom Paul describes as “both a human being and essentially a human media platform. ” (Elizabeth scales the description back a bit with “digital media nerd.
Hi, Adewale.
Hi, Adewale. I’m not really asking for anyone to do anything, nor do I expect Google to do anything in particular—I’m just noting the gap between where the platform is and where it could be.
my son already lives in a blue hippo house next door to...
what I love is when the critiques land at the same moment...
the cost of participation is SHAME
well that's global
those were good times
this is every single possible British stereotype
That's the thing! It's a pretty good global distribution...
@hornOKplease @richziade That's the thing! It's a pretty good global distribution framework that works now.
So @richziade and I are talking a lot about AMP in our...
So @richziade and I are talking a lot about AMP in our spare time and I wrote up some of what we're thinking. https://trackchanges.
So @mmcwatters points out why it's so impossible to...
So @mmcwatters points out why it's so impossible to future-proof. @mmcwatters /pixels-time-comedy-7ffd91a21a92#.
respect
So AMP is pretty easy to work with.
So AMP is pretty easy to work with. And different people are producing AMP.
We’re Bullish on AMP
Google is now planning to show AMP links everywhere in its mobile search results — that is to say, in a place that probably drives a lot of traffic to ...
We’re Bullish on AMP
We’re Bullish on AMP A little on-the-nose but what can you do. By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight Google is now planning to show AMP links everywhere in its mobile search results — that is to say, in a place that probably drives a lot of traffic to your site.
I am not joking!
@skamille I am not joking!
I really like her "how you like them apples" at the end....
I really like her "how you like them apples" at the end. https://twitter.
Wait this is me https://twitter.com/bw/status/76231176723405...
Wait this is me https://twitter.
Waiting at this train station makes me feel bad....
Waiting at this train station makes me feel bad. https://twitter.
for you that's also #firstsevenmonths
This seven jobs meme is the first time I've ever felt...
This seven jobs meme is the first time I've ever felt jealous of Jack Horkheimer, the Star Hustler.
too many cooks!
@brownpau @bn2b too many cooks!
Maybe a little too old-fashioned....
Maybe a little too old-fashioned. https://twitter.
I thought Yakov Smirnov was good as Balky
A ridiculous/amazing game concept from @frnsys...
A ridiculous/amazing game concept from @frnsys http://thefounder.
finally, the world can know!
@textfiles finally, the world can know!
Many bands are great. But only one band has an 8-minute...
Many bands are great. But only one band has an 8-minute song called “By-Tor and the Snow Dog.
wait you also started a VR business which puts this in 1997
we created a chat channel called #Caregivers
rough scene
this is fascinating but also—the internet remix machine is...
this is fascinating but also—the internet remix machine is exhausting @CRA1G /the-evolution-of-an-accidental-meme-ddc4e139e0e4#. mxbrqma62" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
hi I also enjoyed angel
If anyone needs it https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7613713...
If anyone needs it https://twitter.
I saved the image here to use as a desktop background...
I saved the image here to use as a desktop background https://twitter.
God me too https://twitter.com/ginatrapani/status/7612816765...
God me too https://twitter.
Friday Links: Engineering Edition
Friday Links: Engineering Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our engineering department. (You might notice that we do a lot of React development.
So @fdsimms at @PostlightAgency is helping w/music at...
So @fdsimms at @PostlightAgency is helping w/music at @TwoHeadedRep —&amp;they need help. https://www.
it's true, that map is excellence
thank god is what I say
I wonder who sent these in. https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...
I wonder who sent these in. https://twitter.
Deep down I am still a http://Electoral-vote.com stan...
Deep down I am still a http://Electoral-vote. com stan though.
I'm a polls-plus person who wishes he were a nowcast person.
I'm a polls-plus person who wishes he were a nowcast person.
it's an excellent product and I'm impressed by it 35 times...
it's what companies think editors do
Hahahahahahahahahaha oh god every content platform thing...
This is the greatest IMDB user comment of all history....
This is the greatest IMDB user comment of all history. http://www.
How deep does this go https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7609...
How deep does this go https://twitter.
i'm so lost david
There's no way the movie “Cleavagefield” is what it sounds...
There's no way the movie “Cleavagefield” is what it sounds like, there must be some—oh no. http://www.
no there's no way the movie cleave...
no there's no way the movie cleave https://twitter.
I can't stop thinking about Munchie...
I can't stop thinking about Munchie https://medium. com/track-changes/selected-vhs-covers-546b76155b2 https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/760925017009975297/photo/1
@waxpancake https://twitter.
This is the finest expression of Vaporwave aesthetic I've...
This is the finest expression of Vaporwave aesthetic I've ever seen. https://twitter.
holy shit this trailer is unreal
angela can get it dan she's living her best self
honestly just wonderful casting
god these stories all have the worst endings...
@mccarthyryanj @PostlightAgency @ben_craw god these stories all have the worst endings https://en. wikipedia.
this movie of all of them seems like the most poorly...
heh this is perfect
here's a video where john turturro shows you how to use the...
here's a video where john turturro shows you how to use the internet with lycos https://archive.
oh no
wow this movie had a troubled production history...
@JeffMuskus wow this movie had a troubled production history https://en. wikipedia.
MEME UPDATED FOR CURRENT EVENTS...
MEME UPDATED FOR CURRENT EVENTS https://thenib. com/this-is-not-fine?
Today in the @PostlightAgency newsletter I selected some...
Today in the @PostlightAgency newsletter I selected some remarkable VHS sleeves. https://trackchanges.
Say what you will but he'd never insult a Gold Star Mother....
Say what you will but he'd never insult a Gold Star Mother. https://twitter.
right
if you converted all the jp2s to jpgs without renaming them...
if you converted all the jp2s to jpgs without renaming them you can just say: ren -a "*. jp2" " #1 .
content
August 3, 2016 - Breakfast
HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GET THIS TOGETHER. Apple turnover.
you'd die
thank you!
@brendanl79 thank you!
now I'm more tired
We're tired, NYT. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/76062771...
We're tired, NYT. https://twitter.
Selected VHS Covers
Selected VHS Covers By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight VHS boxes never made it into the “unique art form” category in the same way that vinyl record album sleeves did. Album sleeves were a foot square on a side—room to play for a graphic designer.
just email mercury@postlight.com and we'll check it out or...
@ballingt just email mercury @postlight .
look at the extremely high resolution of this...
look at the extremely high resolution of this monitor... lizard https://twitter.
Want that nice Google mobile search SEO juice...
Want that nice Google mobile search SEO juice ( http://www. niemanlab.
Huh, there are no free Internet resources or Wiki pages on...
Huh, there are no free Internet resources or Wiki pages on crafting awesome burns. So I guess I can't help you.
I died before breakfast.
I died before breakfast.
was this at science camp or math camp
Oh god this cross section of all humanity is so beautiful...
Oh god this cross section of all humanity is so beautiful and hopeful it's killing me.
They are ending with an “inspirational quote” and I can't...
They are ending with an “inspirational quote” and I can't hear it and it's killing me.
Oh shit it's an MLM real estate referral breakfast meeting....
Oh shit it's an MLM real estate referral breakfast meeting. Not a drill.
Everyone is trying so hard to get properties into the...
Everyone is trying so hard to get properties into the pipeline. It's all kinds of folks.
It's a human CRM.
It's a human CRM.
I *was* having a bad morning but this is a little slice of...
I *was* having a bad morning but this is a little slice of heaven. Someone just said that one of their referrals was from their parents.
I'm at a breakfast meeting and there's a real estate firm...
I'm at a breakfast meeting and there's a real estate firm here doing a sales meeting and everyone has to stand and describe their referrals.
he's four but he's so pitted
this is my son
we had the support of a freaking enormous puddle
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/760289858107674624/video/1
https://twitter.
Maybe You'll Get Ahead by Being Nicer at Work
Podcast #24: Event Verizon
Podcast #24: Event Verizon Verizon just bought Yahoo, but what exactly did they get? This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the acquisition of the beleaguered Yahoo, and mull over the long games of companies like Verizon, Google, Facebook, and Apple.
Event Verizon
Verizon just bought Yahoo, but what exactly did they get? This week, Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the acquisition of the beleaguered Yahoo, and mull over the long games of companies like Verizon, Google, Facebook, and Apple.
i forgot how TERRIFYING this is...
@kjhealy i forgot how TERRIFYING this is https://twitter.
awww that's so great
just want to point out that I have been providing free...
just want to point out that I have been providing free skeksi-related humor content to the commons for 4 years now https://twitter.
This one too https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7602335762060...
This one too https://twitter.
i'll send you a dm
this cake just cracks me up & i kind of want it for my...
this cake just cracks me up &amp; i kind of want it for my own birthday https://twitter.
every time i hear of a rich person imbibing teen blood i...
every time i hear of a rich person imbibing teen blood i think of the skeksis draining life-force via a dark crystal https://en. wikipedia.
it seems that @joshuatopolsky hired everyone cool and...
it seems that @joshuatopolsky hired everyone cool and everyone he didn't hire is de-facto not cool @joshuatopolsky /getting-into-the-outline-7735a7743bc8#. ngf8tjzft" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
Today in the newsletter, around the world with water parks,...
Today in the newsletter, around the world with water parks, YouTube, and some Python code https://trackchanges. postlight.
Thanks! We try to be mindful. It's a process!
@FurbleScout @PostlightAgency Thanks! We try to be mindful.
I remember when cuckservatives actually cared about...
I remember when cuckservatives actually cared about cuckservation.
i want the trump campaign to ban all explainer-driven media...
stop saying “spox”
World of Water Parks
World of Water Parks By Paul Ford, co-founder, Postlight I’m the father to four-year-old twins and sometimes we chill out with YouTube videos. Being four, when they like something they want more of the same— but also a little novelty.
Saturday Links: Design Edition
Saturday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .
"fun"
I think I just won Minecraft https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...
I think I just won Minecraft https://twitter.
We accidentally sched'd tonight's event on the last night...
We accidentally sched'd tonight's event on the last night of the DNC. We'll do our best to move quickly, so people can get home for HRC!
So @FastForwardLabs has sweeeeeeet dataviz internships out...
So @FastForwardLabs has sweeeeeeet dataviz internships out there in the world and they're cool so http://blog. fastforwardlabs.
Hi!
@xrisfg Hi!
i'm lucky i turned my hobby into a full-time job
it sort of pulled into the little empty mergey triangle...
everyone was doing their part
jesus christ f lee bailey calm down (there were like fifty...
Hi Paul I'm a production facilitator for PNBS Network News...
Hi Paul I'm a production facilitator for PNBS Network News can I use this footage for no payment on a segment on dadbods?
A cop asked us to push a broken schoolbus up the Gowanus...
A cop asked us to push a broken schoolbus up the Gowanus Expwy onramp. It was dads with bad backs so we took turns.
he has a spreadsheet though!
@shabbychef he has a spreadsheet though!
check out this real business guy doing real business in the...
check out this real business guy doing real business in the real industry of finance http://www. bloomberg.
ooof
In the clearing stands Barbara Boxer
Scarborough's Unfair
For Hillary, Wherever I May Find Her
Democrats dancing to motown
I know it's like going to a party at the city library
this is a remarkable acronym
sad but true
I appreciate the overall Democratic National Branding Guide.
I appreciate the overall Democratic National Branding Guide.
Podcast #23: The DNA of NDAs
Podcast #23: The DNA of NDAs Do we need so many NDAs? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade discuss the proliferation of the non-disclosure agreement in the tech world and beyond, and hammer out what’s really necessary in a business contract.
The DNA of NDAs
While lighting crashes around us it's time to revisit the...
While lighting crashes around us it's time to revisit the seminal song Lightning Crashes by Live, from York, PA https://m. youtube.
I LOVE to complain about Twitter but I love the live...
@sanarao I LOVE to complain about Twitter but I love the live convention experience. It's a great product.
Sometimes it takes me a full year or more to form an...
Sometimes it takes me a full year or more to form an opinion on something and nothing bad has happened in result. https://twitter.
they're gonna grow 'em in a lab, probably
oh not really! it's just sort of...wild to see Verizon...
@djacobs oh not really! it's just sort of...
https://trackchanges.postlight.com/welp-it-happened-verizon-...
https://trackchanges. postlight.
that sounds...great
@mariabustillos that sounds...
whoa
these scenes feel so huge but they're tiny—size of a...
i just learned Daryl Hall's SACRED SONGS was supposed to be...
that one is special to me because they are struggling, not...
@mariabustillos that one is special to me because they are struggling, not yet able to show off.
Lamb really holds up, esp the first two sides. It's kind of...
@mariabustillos Lamb really holds up, esp the first two sides. It's kind of a miracle.
apparently there are stickers for those who've been...
it's just the GREATEST!!!!! But I crazy for The Chamber of...
@mariabustillos it's just the GREATEST!!!!! But I crazy for The Chamber of 32 Doors.
it really is just men, spreading
easy come easy go!
@timothyhudson easy come easy go!
heheheh he blocked me
i keep telling everyone i'm part of the problem but no one...
wow tweetstorms are great you don't have to listen to...
what I'm doing is bad enough without involving Canada
some of us don't follow time's rules
this is not yet over doleful moo of a cow
same except i've got roughly the same amt tweets from...
@leahfinnegan same except i've got roughly the same amt tweets from Silicon Valley VCs as black academic feminists which is...
i checked my twitter feed ten times while reading that...
I only wish I did.
@felixsalmon I only wish I did.
whoa that tweet just triggered the part of my brain in...
genesis is bigger than irony
thats what I like about you
Hold still because I'm going to lay it out for people who...
Hold still because I'm going to lay it out for people who don't understand that Genesis was an essential band for two full decades.
thank you. I'm going to listen to Duke right now.
@Radiobites @Awl @laura_june thank you. I'm going to listen to Duke right now.
throwing it all away? Good song.
@laura_june @Awl throwing it all away? Good song.
Genesis was good. Three sides live was good. Lamb was good....
@laura_june @Awl Genesis was good. Three sides live was good.
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggfhhhhhggjcfhhjnhjkkyfdnkjjjjjjjn...
Welp, it happened, Verizon bought Yahoo, and now we must live with the consequences
Welp, it happened, Verizon bought Yahoo, and now we must live with the consequences By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight WAIT! FIRST!
thanks for your call we'll get back to you as soon as...
sigh
Reading my son's Star Wars book. Is this guy canon?...
Reading my son's Star Wars book. Is this guy canon?
niice
My dog is in the basement playing Elder Scrolls yelling...
My dog is in the basement playing Elder Scrolls yelling about the superiority of wolf culture. I think he's into the Bark Enlightenment.
oh nothin just senate stuff
this is my noon
it's just the one they use for the Style section but with a...
yes!
@SteveBurnsAlive yes!
just gotta let that one burn
Verizon loves all feelings of positive brand engagement
WeWork evicted a startup after it published a negative blog...
WeWork evicted a startup after it published a negative blog post about the co-working space — Quartz http://qz.
Tumblr, brought to you by Verizon.
Tumblr, brought to you by Verizon.
This is actually not a terrible job/role in a media org at...
This is actually not a terrible job/role in a media org at all but the writeup is ridiculous. https://twitter.
my children's brains just turned to vapor
Hahahaha you're the best to update it this goes into the...
oh god perfect
blue hippo lives in a blue hippo house in Manhattan with a...
his sister
no this is blue hippo barbecue is a bear
My son tried to sneak this guy to camp. Against rules. I...
My son tried to sneak this guy to camp. Against rules.
We need hearings. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/7566107...
We need hearings. https://twitter.
of course we're a dancing wu li masters household
I was busy I had to get my kids from socialist summer space...
ivanka be alone
I wonder if Trump will come to Hillary's inauguration.
I wonder if Trump will come to Hillary's inauguration.
This speech is gilding the lobby.
This speech is gilding the lobby.
I mean they are sort of comforting in their totally...
Joe Buck is an interesting narrator a story of NYC real...
Joe Buck is an interesting narrator a story of NYC real estate.
that said I know what Democrats smell like too
Everyone in the auditorium probably needs to digest three...
Everyone in the auditorium probably needs to digest three days of steak.
This singularity is exhausting.
This singularity is exhausting.
Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.
Wow he's just another dipshit.
Wow he's just another dipshit.
Why does Peter Thiel sound like Brick Tamland
Priebus's face is like a weird mix of Jimmy Fallon, Jeff...
Priebus's face is like a weird mix of Jimmy Fallon, Jeff Bezos, and Tom Hanks depending on angle. He's a lenticular.
That live chat is going about how you'd expect....
That live chat is going about how you'd expect. https://twitter.
Peter Thiel will call for America to have a hard fork.
Peter Thiel will call for America to have a hard fork.
Friday Links: Product Edition
Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .
oh yeah I can always tell a fellow WSU grad
this is like getting a ph d in learning to drive the big...
what shitty university gave you that useless degree
accurate
it costs about $20 million to remove one and then another...
not all men http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/21/opinion/campai...
not all men http://www. nytimes.
SIGH if only i had just a little spare room
just spitballin' here, trying to find a solution that works...
Mike, consider: you could print that out hang it on the...
I'm going to show you something very special that has fewer...
I'm going to show you something very special that has fewer than 2,000 views. https://www.
hmmmm
America means to me that one day every kid can grow up to...
America means to me that one day every kid can grow up to have their own foundation.
heheh I built the first website for feed for orbit books...
d.y.a.
@redkeg d. y.
God after the halting shitty delivery of the prior speakers...
God after the halting shitty delivery of the prior speakers this minister is extraordinary.
I'm losing my mind. I'm going to turn it off and do the...
@michelledean I'm losing my mind. I'm going to turn it off and do the dishes.
The circus was...America.
The circus was... America.
no no go ahead
Why are all the speeches delivered like everyone is on a...
Why are all the speeches delivered like everyone is on a 30-person conference call?
You know, running America is a lot like shitty high-risk...
You know, running America is a lot like shitty high-risk real estate deals.
If Trump is elected this man will be named Secretary of...
If Trump is elected this man will be named Secretary of Comping Drinks.
Why has their never been a zombie movie where the outbreak...
Why has their never been a zombie movie where the outbreak starts at a political convention?
As you get older you are supposed to lose the higher...
As you get older you are supposed to lose the higher frequencies but it turns out I can hear dog whistles just fine.
Let's see if we can make a connection between “respect” and...
Let's see if we can make a connection between “respect” and BLM. Come on we can—THERE IT IS.
They scramped
“My kids know me by my most important name, Bzelchior the...
“My kids know me by my most important name, Bzelchior the Gromdutator.
I'd consider it but...low
@bn2b I'd consider it but...
it would be an insane number, because it's actually worth a...
Will getting verified increase or decrease the resale value...
Will getting verified increase or decrease the resale value of my account?
sorry this was sexist i said congressman but meant...
sorry this was sexist i said congressman but meant congressbot https://twitter.
cool selfie of congressman XR-59 with the 2064...
cool selfie of congressman XR-59 with the 2064 congressional #capitolhill interns https://twitter.
“18 years, sigh” — @hilella https://medium.com/@hilella/why-...
“18 years, sigh” — @hilella @hilella /why-everyone-at-our-start-up-knows-everyone-elses-salary-23fa3441dc4c#. pojol2foc" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
whoa i've never seen it! i will look for it.
@rebeccablood whoa i've never seen it! i will look for it.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE PLEASE I really liked Alana's thoughts on...
(I really like https://features.wearemel.com/ and I hope...
(I really like https://features. wearemel.
Congratulations to @Unilever on its acquisition of...
Congratulations to @Unilever on its acquisition of @WeAreMel !
We're all part of the problem
When you play music on streaming services, you play...
When you play music on streaming services, you play yourself.
see folks you can hide what you're listening to from YOUR...
see folks you can hide what you're listening to from YOUR FRIENDS but never from Spotify itself #M28674 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://community. spotify.
it does although i'm guessing that still logs back to...
spotify incognito mode https://twitter.com/f/status/75575361...
spotify incognito mode https://twitter.
oh fuck you too Spotify https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/75...
oh fuck you too Spotify https://twitter.
The missed engagement/spectacle opportunity here is for...
The missed engagement/spectacle opportunity here is for Twitter to announce account closures three days before deletion.
wait a minute. Did they miss that you are not just any...
@john_overholt wait a minute. Did they miss that you are not just any collections librarian but a SPECIAL collections librarian?
I had...the same dream
@richziade @aaronlammer I had...
“We all feel like idiots now, Feynman. Nice work.”
“We all feel like idiots now, Feynman. Nice work.
sure are they on snapchat
he's good, you got beat by a pro
that the boss knows
ATTACK SHIPS OFF ORION https://twitter.com/karenmcgrane/stat...
ATTACK SHIPS OFF ORION https://twitter.
San Francisco nerds! Postlight pal and public speaking...
San Francisco nerds! Postlight pal and public speaking coach @billsmartt is in town Aug 16–28.
keep me in the loop
i enjoyed it
man no favs OR retweets
Jesus Christ brands. https://twitter.com/Digiday/status/7554...
Jesus Christ brands. https://twitter.
aw caleb
this song is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yo946aiEA...
this song is good https://www. youtube.
The only thing this week needs is some asshole in SF...
The only thing this week needs is some asshole in SF blogging about the homeless.
and they will laugh at her but of course it's her writers
Plagiarism is the least worst thing about that festival of...
Plagiarism is the least worst thing about that festival of hate.
I admire the skill on display here....
I admire the skill on display here. https://twitter.
all yers
I do not miss this awful ghoul.
I do not miss this awful ghoul.
Where is the showbiz we were promised?
Where is the showbiz we were promised?
No guys take your time don't leave out any details.
No guys take your time don't leave out any details.
Podcast #22: Karen McGrane — Content and discontent
Podcast #22: Karen McGrane — Content and discontent Photograph: Erik Westra How does a content strategist see the web? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Karen McGrane , a user-experience expert who writes books, gives speeches, leads workshops, and takes on a variety of web projects with her agency Bond Art + Science.
Karen McGrane—Content and discontent
How does a content strategist see the web? This week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Karen McGrane, a user-experience expert who writes books, gives speeches, leads workshops, and takes on a variety of web projects with her agency Bond Art + Science.
meet
'Pokémon Go' in Rural Texas Is a Different Kind of Fun...
'Pokémon Go' in Rural Texas Is a Different Kind of Fun http://motherboard. vice.
i don't like to e-meet things
here is a list of fictional summer camps...
here is a list of fictional summer camps http://www. summercampculture.
our engineering team recommends...
@vdepdel our engineering team recommends https://www. freecodecamp.
I live to put in zingers so I really appreciate this Matt.
@mathowie I live to put in zingers so I really appreciate this Matt.
Thank you!
@h0h0h0 Thank you!
What I've learned about doing business in NYC over the last...
What I've learned about doing business in NYC over the last year. https://medium.
That would be...great!
@monkchips That would be... great!
The movie is called “The Four Year Term...inator.”
The movie is called “The Four Year Term... inator.
The Condé Nast of the 80s created Trump, and now the New...
The Condé Nast of the 80s created Trump, and now the New Yorker must go back in time and stop it from happening. http://www.
HR is involved. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/7550026...
HR is involved. https://twitter.
For example we are not rationing shoes.
For example we are not rationing shoes.
I know that 2016 is rough but if you listen to the radio...
I know that 2016 is rough but if you listen to the radio from 1943 it does shift your thinking some: https://archive.
NYC tech, part ∞
NYC tech, part ∞ Debby Wong / Shutterstock. com Two articles about NYC tech showed up recently—the first by Matt Turck, a VC—“ The NYC Tech Ecosystem: Catching Up to the Hype ” [O]n the one hand, NYC has become the clear Number 2 to the Bay Area; on the other hand, it’s hard not to notice that things have gone a bit quiet — at a minimum, we seem to be past the stage of unbridled enthusiasm….
Even in the extreme best case for the Republican National...
Even in the extreme best case for the Republican National Convention it would still be the Republican National Convention.
BuzzFeed found its angle. https://twitter.com/timkmak/status...
BuzzFeed found its angle. https://twitter.
if that doesn't work I rounded up some other options...
@StephenWilson @PJVogt if that doesn't work I rounded up some other options https://trackchanges. postlight.
puppy (Vine by @quenblackwell) https://vine.co/v/5uXIbe2OijZ
puppy (Vine by @quenblackwell ) https://vine.
Pence bets:
we only record in NYC while we learn. I have your app and...
@nrose @schofeld we only record in NYC while we learn. I have your app and like it!
HMMMMMMm I wonder http://www.brgproducts.com/
HMMMMMMm I wonder http://www. brgproducts.
told my children to leave the room before they saw this...
I would like to discuss the current state of breadcrumb...
I would like to discuss the current state of breadcrumb navigation/taxonomy in direct-to-consumer e-commerce. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED.
That is the exception that proves the rule.
@jeremymeyers That is the exception that proves the rule.
“No way America will elect Trump.” [Searches for a new wall...
“No way America will elect Trump. ” [Searches for a new wall clock, sees options.
I'm buying a new wall clock, so I'm getting caught up on...
I'm buying a new wall clock, so I'm getting caught up on America's wall clock options, and I just want to say: America has horrible taste.
brands have long known that when it comes to consumers you...
brands have long known that when it comes to consumers you gotta catch 'em all https://twitter.
what's the marvel?!
@phyllisstein what's the marvel?!
This is hilarious https://thehairpin.com/the-best-time-i-pre...
This is hilarious https://thehairpin. com/the-best-time-i-pretended-i-hadnt-heard-of-slavoj-%C5%BEi%C5%BEek-4d746d77606#.
Friday* Links: Engineering Edition
Friday* Links: Engineering Edition * Thanks for Medium for help with a glitch. It’s Saturday but here we are, with some links from our engineering department.
I'm worried this is viral marketing for Ghostbusters....
I'm worried this is viral marketing for Ghostbusters. https://twitter.
What even happen https://twitter.com/jasondhorowitz/status/7...
What even happen https://twitter.
doesn't Stewart have a little budget for airfare?
@mathowie @PostlightAgency doesn't Stewart have a little budget for airfare?
Just thinking about savings, like always.
@onthemedia Just thinking about savings, like always.
Maybe @onthemedia could save labor and make a bot to tweet...
Maybe @onthemedia could save labor and make a bot to tweet out the Breaking News Consumer's Handbooks a couple times a day.
although i mean we love your pizza!
@ashwindeshmukh @katienotopoulos although i mean we love your pizza!
i promised to get a tattoo of it so we're okay
We know we messed up @katienotopoulos's name in the invite...
Hi the next @PostlightAgency event will be different than...
Hi the next @PostlightAgency event will be different than the others. We're showing weird videos to smart people.
i never knew her middle name
https://twitter.com/_EricHu/status/753301443873038336 https:...
https://twitter. com/_EricHu/status/753301443873038336 https://twitter.
the pushcart war
sometimes I look out the window and mo calls me Binghamton
given the texts you handle at work I seriously hope not
They want to burn our Constitution, so we need to burn it...
They want to burn our Constitution, so we need to burn it first.
I'm fiscally cryptoanarchist and socially neoliberal. I...
I'm fiscally cryptoanarchist and socially neoliberal. I believe that gender is a blockchain.
It's true she's a good rep and I feel repped....
It's true she's a good rep and I feel repped. https://twitter.
man dj sundog it can be a lot to follow some days
In 2016 one open letter is signed by the people that caused...
In 2016 one open letter is signed by the people that caused the other open letter to be written.
impressed by your embrace of native advertising
COMPETITION IS STIFF you still got it finnegan you still...
what's up there now is pretty close...
@leahfinnegan what's up there now is pretty close https://twitter.
we're the true artists
the times magazines won't publish them but we could try...
this is why i rarely shift out of ironic mode, because i...
it's like if someone printed our shitty emails, yours and...
shifting out of ironic mode—it just made no sense. it was a...
@leahfinnegan shifting out of ironic mode—it just made no sense. it was a formless pudding.
sometimes the world makes c o n t e n t that's just for you...
sometimes the world makes c o n t e n t that's just for you http://smallwarsjournal.
it can't be worse than when he murdered the baboon in order...
i read it
oh i see now that yes it is
is that the man who shot the baboon
hahahah, oh god what is this
i'm always wonderin' stuff https://twitter.com/PostlightAgen...
i'm always wonderin' stuff https://twitter.
wait who
When someone says “I really appreciate the risk you took,”...
When someone says “I really appreciate the risk you took,” they are lying.
It's a good day for the brands.
It's a good day for the brands.
heheheheh
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/753398874010771456/photo/1
https://twitter.
Updates from our accidental network
Updates from our accidental network What’s better than stock art? NOTHING.
Pokémon thinkpiece conclusion, 2017: “It was their tragedy...
Pokémon thinkpiece conclusion, 2017: “It was their tragedy that, yes—they had to catch 'em all—and failed. ” Subject?
I found Tetris dreams very soothing
i'm a man jenn i namedrop myself
this is an awesome lineup http://xoxofest.com/2016 except...
this is an awesome lineup http://xoxofest.
Now I'm angry https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/753256279599...
Now I'm angry https://twitter.
here is the future of product management and engineering,...
here is the future of product management and engineering, look and cheer https://trackchanges. postlight.
i have unretweeted in the interest of secquirity
they're all...dead
@mccarthyryanj @PostlightAgency they're all...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IbHREE7qT8U
@leahfinnegan https://m. youtube.
this sounds super watchable
Gina Trapani talks about Black Girls CODE with NYC Chapter Lead Onyi Nwosu
Gina Trapani talks about Black Girls CODE with NYC Chapter Lead Onyi Nwosu Image courtesy of Onyi Nwosu’s Instagram Postlight’s Director of Engineering Gina Trapani writes : This past weekend here at Postlight, we had the chance to host an event for Black Girls CODE’s NYC chapter. The Black Futures STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math) Panel featured six young women of color sharing their experiences in science, technology, engineering, and math with an audience of middle- to high- school girls and their parents.
this is an excellent alternate headline
just doing my part
it's funny because it's not entirely untrue
that helps but the real value is still in coozies
Ulgh brands ruin all the fun https://twitter.com/digiday/sta...
Ulgh brands ruin all the fun https://twitter.
right?
@capndesign right?
7/7 37. wine/bottle openers, 38. wooden blocks
7/7 37. wine/bottle openers, 38.
6/7 31. tattoos, 32. tote bags, 33. umbrellas, 34. usb...
6/7 31. tattoos, 32.
5/7 24. plastic cups, 25. playing cards, 26. staplers, 27....
5/7 24. plastic cups, 25.
4/7 17. keychains, 18. lanyards, 19. macbook sleeves, 20....
4/7 17. keychains, 18.
3/7 9. floaty pens, 10. frisbees, 11. glasses, 12. google...
3/7 9. floaty pens, 10.
2/7 1. battery packs, 2. blankets, 3. cable clips, 4....
2/7 1. battery packs, 2.
1/7 @PostlightAgency is trying to figure out what swag to...
1/7 @PostlightAgency is trying to figure out what swag to give our clients/visitors and here is the list that's resulted. Opinions welcome.
we watch a lot of videos of factories plus that part of NJ...
i mean...i'm sort of looking forward to showing it to the...
@kavbojka i mean...
Great piece! Also i should have directly credited you in...
@sophiekleeman Great piece! Also i should have directly credited you in that, mea culpa, updated the post.
i freaking love this video and we are now planning to go...
i freaking love this video and we are now planning to go visit this enormous model train universe in new jersey http://www. somekindofquest.
really great wikipedia page right here...
really great wikipedia page right here https://en. wikipedia.
you'd never believe this but i only spent two minutes on...
that's actually in metrotech
well...not us, we're tweeting
@DockJaw @anildash well...
Okay in the podcast we talked about Yahoo's acquihires and...
Okay in the podcast we talked about Yahoo's acquihires and so we had to call it MAYER LEMONS https://trackchanges. postlight.
“At 200 years old, nothing is short-term. Maintaining...
@anildash “At 200 years old, nothing is short-term. Maintaining knowledge and skills is a basic responsibility to our shareholders.
Well imagine THAT message. “I listened, and we saw how...
@anildash Well imagine THAT message. “I listened, and we saw how little negative impact it would have.
pup/kit
leah i need your pronouns in your twitter bio if we're...
My business partner is coming down on me for my strong...
My business partner is coming down on me for my strong Chase opinions. “Other executives will read that press release and follow suit.
Totally fair question. Mostly because the patronizing...
@ellobruce Totally fair question. Mostly because the patronizing press-release tone was also a problem.
Chase is acting like it's fucking Etsy here, wrestling with...
@theodoreross Chase is acting like it's fucking Etsy here, wrestling with the contradictions of capitalism, and it's JP MORGAN CHASE.
Okay so I'm not insane.
@theodoreross Okay so I'm not insane.
“Fuck people who work hard and succeed by following the...
@leahfinnegan “Fuck people who work hard and succeed by following the rules. Fuck journalistic ethics.
I'm genuinely curious what you think, you often walk me...
@theodoreross I'm genuinely curious what you think, you often walk me back from the cliff.
WSJ op-ed (aka journalism's ball sack) is the natural home...
WSJ op-ed (aka journalism's ball sack) is the natural home for this, why is it in my paper?
#herobanks
It's great that Chase is doing something, since it has a...
It's great that Chase is doing something, since it has a $229. 32 billion market cap.
This plan boosts employees from $20,300/yr to $24,000/yr....
This plan boosts employees from $20,300/yr to $24,000/yr. Dimon makes $27 million/yr.
Great to see the Times running native advertising in op-ed...
Great to see the Times running native advertising in op-ed http://www. nytimes.
What is the opposite of “rise and grind?” Set and...
What is the opposite of “rise and grind? ” Set and coagulate?
and making up crazy arguments that black people aren't...
i thought i was paying attention and now i am paying...
it's functioning as a litmus test for racism, simply by...
this is what blows my mind--as social justice platforms go...
@stribs this is what blows my mind--as social justice platforms go BLM is basically... moderate.
you can look RIGHT INTO the gaping maw of capitalism
there's just a very specific tone/range that goes with...
British Prime Ministers really sound exactly the way they...
British Prime Ministers really sound exactly the way they look. US political leaders it's a complete grab bag.
Wow Theresa May's voice sounds EXACTLY as you would expect...
Wow Theresa May's voice sounds EXACTLY as you would expect it to sound.
Podcast #21: Mayer Lemons — a chat about Yahoo’s recent acquisitions
Podcast #21: Mayer Lemons — a chat about Yahoo’s recent acquisitions Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo acquisitions: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade start the discussion with a recent Gizmodo article by the very talented Sophie Kleeman about the fate of all 53 companies Yahoo has purchased under Mayer’s leadership. Topics covered include acqui-hires, managing up v.
Mayer Lemons—a chat about Yahoo’s recent acquisitions
Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo acquisitions: this week Paul and Rich start the discussion with a recent Gizmodo article about the fate of all 53 companies Yahoo has purchased under Mayer’s leadership. Topics covered include acqui-hires, managing up vs managing down, Silicon Valley’s disdain for humans doing normal human things, and Rich’s favorite Yahoo acquisition, Summly.
Oh god this is about to coincide with Pokemon GO. RIP NYC...
Oh god this is about to coincide with Pokemon GO. RIP NYC https://twitter.
wouldn't it just have been a talk rather than an actual...
I have never purchased a doorstop in my life and yet I use...
I have never purchased a doorstop in my life and yet I use doorstops every day and I'm not sure where they came from.
the newsletter is about how writing a newsletter right now...
the newsletter is about how writing a newsletter right now today is impossible https://medium. com/track-changes/too-many-wires-at-once-22508b663d06#.
“I want to vomit up the Lisa Frank stickers I peeled off my...
“I want to vomit up the Lisa Frank stickers I peeled off my desk in second grade and ate... to hide the evidence.
The proletariat, the Pokemon, feel guilt for failing their...
The proletariat, the Pokemon, feel guilt for failing their masters and joy for providing them with victory. http://greatgreatgrand.
this response is perfection
“Gannett, which recently initiated a hostile takeover of...
“Gannett, which recently initiated a hostile takeover of Tronc, has used Wochit and Wibbitz. ” Proud of @jwherrman http://mobile.
I'm convinced that Pokemon define a generation way more...
@jimaley I'm convinced that Pokemon define a generation way more than "Millennial" does.
Jim I'm with you
listen to me matt squirtle is bullshit
tiny typo—“all” instead of “at” here?
tiny typo—“all” instead of “at” here? This piece is brilliant and I loved all of it.
Too many wires at once!
Too many wires at once! The news What do you even say?
What is this doofy game? How do you win? Why does it want...
What is this doofy game? How do you win?
She died as she lived, surrounded with love and acceptance...
She died as she lived, surrounded with love and acceptance from the people she hated.
To the cat's credit they gave her enough sedative for a...
To the cat's credit they gave her enough sedative for a large dog and while immobilized she still growled in pure rage.
Anyway everyone is safe and sound and in the tub. Except...
Anyway everyone is safe and sound and in the tub. Except the cat, which is dead.
Not in his pants as much as on the ground.
Not in his pants as much as on the ground.
My wife had left us at the park. Couldn't go in any stores....
My wife had left us at the park. Couldn't go in any stores.
Today we took the sick kitty to the vet to be put down, and...
Today we took the sick kitty to the vet to be put down, and after, as we pushed back tears, my son had an enormous public diarrhea incident.
can you show me 10 or 100x growth in a gun-taking platform?...
@DockJaw @_grendan @anildash can you show me 10 or 100x growth in a gun-taking platform? Otherwise it's a lifestyle business.
plus a relentless orthodox solutionism
http://draftback.com/ (you might need to be the document...
@garychou @xuhulk @karenmcgrane http://draftback.
I'm.just a broken man
@toomuchnick I'm.
I am so not a new journalist in any way
in preparation for writing the book, Malcolm murdered a...
in preparation for writing the book, Didion went to...
new journalism in a nutshell https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...
new journalism in a nutshell https://twitter.
sure!
@garychou @xuhulk @karenmcgrane sure!
autonomously organized in a loosely defined space w/a...
@skamille autonomously organized in a loosely defined space w/a shared model for reaching consensus, it's bananas.
If you're a content nerd you should swim around this...
If you're a content nerd you should swim around this self-arranging BLM open letter translation effort. It's wild.
“Eyewitness” is one word and never have the consequences...
“Eyewitness” is one word and never have the consequences for getting this wrong been more severe. https://twitter.
I...don't know. Probably?
@TeecycleTim I... don't know.
yeah it'd be fun for a year or two
Photos from a day in the life of an IT guy on a cruise ship...
Photos from a day in the life of an IT guy on a cruise ship http://imgur.
If you're just getting to know Roger Ailes, this NYMag...
If you're just getting to know Roger Ailes, this NYMag story from 2014 will make your skin crawl. http://nymag.
the cat plays country and western guitar
Have any of you seen this Sheriff Callie kids' show this...
Have any of you seen this Sheriff Callie kids' show this thing is a complete freaking nightmare.
who tracked sand in its all over the sofa
I didn't change the subject line on the newsletter today...
I didn't change the subject line on the newsletter today when it went out via email. I'm aware of the situation and appreciate your concern.
just learned about this yesterday...
@livlab @SylvanianUK just learned about this yesterday https://twitter.
What a horrible morning. You just think of all the...
What a horrible morning. You just think of all the destroyed families.
It was actually on the subject, but it just was wrong for...
@ginatrapani It was actually on the subject, but it just was wrong for it to come from a company. We can/should act in other ways.
People keep asking us to listen, which is fair under the...
@soypunk People keep asking us to listen, which is fair under the circumstances. So I think it's just that.
I did find myself thinking a lot about "calling in black,"...
I did find myself thinking a lot about "calling in black," and it was good to read this piece. @ericajoy /processing-e8bc638aae1a#.
I kicked in $100 which is too little too late. I have other...
I kicked in $100 which is too little too late. I have other thoughts but if anything today has shown me it's that I need to listen more.
Holy shit is this platform respectful. I thought: If Occupy...
Holy shit is this platform respectful. I thought: If Occupy had finalized its demands they might look like this.
(Rich also guided me and suggested I step back.)
(Rich also guided me and suggested I step back.
In the end I decided that I could go read...
In the end I decided that I could go read http://blacklivesmatter. com/guiding-principles/.
I spent a lot of time writing a newsletter post for my...
I spent a lot of time writing a newsletter post for my company today feeling pretty hopeless but making content felt wrong.
Everything a company does in public is at some level...
Everything a company does in public is at some level marketing and it's rough to see big companies finding their “solidarity voice” today.
ted who are you talking to
Friday Links: Design Edition
Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our design department. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .
long day huh
I usually have some idea of what to say but this latest...
@patbits I usually have some idea of what to say but this latest sequence I just have no fucking idea. Just #blacklivesmatter , all I got.
I'm really sorry. It's horrible.
@patbits I'm really sorry. It's horrible.
sigh
yep
i think a lot about this onion article from october 2001...
i think a lot about this onion article from october 2001 http://www. theonion.
quantcast can't be part of the political discourse Ben I...
It's unfair to call someone a fascist just because of their...
No no my dad in law isn't really a Jew baiter lunatic also...
I love how this drops the Observer's web traffic stats in...
I love how this drops the Observer's web traffic stats in the middle http://observer.
heh
thanks!
@awaxman thanks!
exactly. Without it we would cease to be able to buy other...
@FurbleScout exactly. Without it we would cease to be able to buy other horse related items!
If Verizon buys Yahoo and merges it with Aol it'll extend...
If Verizon buys Yahoo and merges it with Aol it'll extend September at least 200 more years.
I've done things too.
I've done things too.
I want to be clear that I am not criticizing anyone...
I want to be clear that I am not criticizing anyone involved with this. You did what had to be done.
whoa
ty
You know looking back this banner ad may be the most...
You know looking back this banner ad may be the most perfect and pure piece of total horseshit I've ever seen. https://twitter.
Younger people may not remember 2013 but this tweet shows...
Younger people may not remember 2013 but this tweet shows what it was like https://twitter.
September is eternal
Years from now people will ask, how did they live without...
Years from now people will ask, how did they live without content? By "ask" I mean they will signal chemically with a stream of pheremoji.
The content era is is starting everyone hold on...
The content era is is starting everyone hold on https://twitter.
My water that comes out of the front of the fridge started...
My water that comes out of the front of the fridge started to work again spontaneously and I am not ruling out divine intervention.
Leah I need mentoring
Michael's a cool person https://twitter.com/michaelbshane/st...
Michael's a cool person https://twitter.
heheheheh
wow that is stressful
All this ham sandwich stuff has led to a lot of sub tweets.
All this ham sandwich stuff has led to a lot of sub tweets.
you wouldn't have these problems if you successfully...
bottle or can?
@_nalini_ bottle or can?
I don't understand why if people want a service that lets...
(which is a hoax but I totally fell for it and it's...
@zeynep (which is a hoax but I totally fell for it and it's actually not that insane!
Apparently in Dubai they just air it with commercials?...
@zeynep Apparently in Dubai they just air it with commercials? Easier than fighting piracy.
Can I see? I won't understand but I'm curious.
@zeynep Can I see? I won't understand but I'm curious.
I mean it makes perfect sense. My stupid little models of...
@zeynep I mean it makes perfect sense. My stupid little models of how distribution works are completely useless in the face of reality.
Since I started this company I'm continually overwhelmed by...
@zeynep Since I started this company I'm continually overwhelmed by how global-by-default EVERYTHING is. I'm a provincial suddenly in Davos.
That high-speed global production workflow is very...
@zeynep That high-speed global production workflow is very difficult to achieve inside legacy media organizations!
View from Lebanon: Because of low-latency piracy, Game of...
View from Lebanon: Because of low-latency piracy, Game of Thrones is a global media event—more like a soccer game. https://trackchanges.
“Relevance is the currency of the digital age.” I have such...
@ezyjules “Relevance is the currency of the digital age. ” I have such a perverse love for documents like these.
Yammer beer pong is like Facebook beer pong without the...
Yammer beer pong is like Facebook beer pong without the beer.
irish family pictures are much the same except half the men...
i mean they're all in there, fey jimmy, captain anthony,...
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
how deep does this go
i just figured you were like 100% hogwarts or something
wait you're italian
do you know how to access your voice mail
Still no word if they got a lotta automatic booty...
Still no word if they got a lotta automatic booty applications and a CPU maxed out sensation https://twitter.
I get so sad when PR people write and their emails are...
I get so sad when PR people write and their emails are listed as Lastname, Firstname.
goth casual fridays http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-3479701...
goth casual fridays http://www. bbc.
good morning https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7503601049822...
@jenniferdaniel @robinsloan good morning https://twitter.
(1) new portishead; (2) tribute to jo cox; (3) cover abba's...
(1) new portishead; (2) tribute to jo cox; (3) cover abba's SOS; (4) everyone has been ripping off portishead https://www. youtube.
i think some of the NYC contingent may swing by postlight...
@harrisj @18F i think some of the NYC contingent may swing by postlight for a visit too! god i have nothing to talk about right now.
On our podcast we learned that @fimoculous once had to...
On our podcast we learned that @fimoculous once had to re-enact the burning of his apartment on national TV https://medium.
long mornin over here kev dog
double feature with starship troopers would be perfection
I wonder if priests ever go, "I love you man" to each other...
I wonder if priests ever go, "I love you man" to each other and follow it up with "no ecce.
Yet if not me, then who?
Yet if not me, then who?
The central irony of my life is that I can't deny that it...
The central irony of my life is that I can't deny that it looks more fun to be in Coldplay than to say shitty things online about Coldplay.
sigh
yeah that is common
perhaps...too old
@phyllisstein @wickedchicken perhaps...
it does and then the op-ed science strawperson is dropped...
hi did you know that Garth from Wayne and Garth is based on...
I love a good Liberal Arts faculty meeting but they rarely...
I love a good Liberal Arts faculty meeting but they rarely get to the source of the cholera.
I love the humanities but why the hell does everyone need...
I love the humanities but why the hell does everyone need to go in for this horrible argument http://nyti.
Man if you could figure out how to turn child sobs into...
Man if you could figure out how to turn child sobs into electricity the first day of day camp could power the eastern seaboard.
i skipped around but that dude from IBM sure knew how to...
@rsnous i skipped around but that dude from IBM sure knew how to sell the LIVING CRAP out of OS/2.
ulgh nerd
Everyone clean their place and read a challenging book like...
Everyone clean their place and read a challenging book like they were planning to on Friday?
I try hard to keep them safe but I know that one day they...
when I tuck my kids in at night I tell them, never let the...
erased several minutes ago
what a world
hope they like walls https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/75016...
@espiers @MeredithCorp hope they like walls https://twitter.
maybe Trump can write a special note for the readers of...
god so many of their titles are specifically aimed at...
just regular ol' searches in the *.mil domains
@bravebriankim just regular ol' searches in the *.
Also this (it's Afghanistan from the PPT title)....
Also this (it's Afghanistan from the PPT title). https://twitter.
here's a picture from a military powerpoint that i...
here's a picture from a military powerpoint that i downloaded tonight, no caption or explanation, chill dudes hangin https://twitter.
reminds me a lot of this guy https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...
@patbits reminds me a lot of this guy https://twitter.
This NT vs OS/2 video is (long &) brutal—a shy MSFT...
This NT vs OS/2 video is (long &amp;) brutal—a shy MSFT nerd followed by a skilled IBM pitchman https://www. youtube.
wow this is BRUTAL, the NT guy is this poor puppy dog with...
ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DAojx2...
@rsnous ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh https://www. youtube.
Rex Sorgatz—the other side of Fate
Has the internet changed everything? This week Rich and Paul talk to writer and media strategist Rex Sorgatz, who wrote recently about returning to his small North Dakota hometown to see how (or if!
vox is just a game with one verb, EXPLAIN
I always felt that these two communities had more to say to...
I mean readers can figure it out from there
Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhn Ceeeeeeena https://twitter.com/johncena/st...
Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhn Ceeeeeeena https://twitter.
King George has cut off colonial trade with other...
King George has cut off colonial trade with other countries, according to a document.
ulllllgh
"A report" (later down they mention source)...
"A report" (later down they mention source) https://twitter.
you really did it
I'm going to vote for the entity that invokes the minimal...
I'm going to vote for the entity that invokes the minimal amount of brain-shrieking and body horror. I basically vote anti-eldritch.
this is triggering
If it's one, it's always the other! That's why God made...
@biggeidea If it's one, it's always the other! That's why God made comments sections.
You go to listen to their side and there are sides within...
You go to listen to their side and there are sides within sides and you're reading abt [1] Arab–Israeli war of 1948 [2] millennialism.
as a fellow parent with a VERY similar place i can identify...
@skamille as a fellow parent with a VERY similar place i can identify about twelve DIFFERENT dreams I've had. Good luck on yours!
How can I listen to both sides when just listening to my...
How can I listen to both sides when just listening to my own side is a nightmare? I mean, I can barely tolerate MY OWN opinions.
Brooklyn has poor impulse control
Please kill me please kill me please kill me...
Please kill me please kill me please kill me https://open. spotify.
Are there any songs about monster trucks asking for a son
you know who's solving that problem? Facebook! [checks...
@marcprecipice @djacobs you know who's solving that problem? Facebook!
i mean they ship their legacy media taxonomy (which I still...
right well then your communication becomes performative and...
@wslack @harrisj @riordan right well then your communication becomes performative and you're taking convs offline. is tricky.
http://thegestalt.org/simon/cunt/
@waldojaquith @harrisj http://thegestalt.
everything is discoverable is a good principle in business...
STRONG
i mean imagine if the FDA would publish its slack logs...
i mean actually just pubbing the slack logs starting at...
"hubot well"
oh my god changing anything is fing exhausting
no jacob i need simple stories that enrage me
I just realized going to spend July 4 with strep watching a...
I love that these opaque private cos that won't answer...
I love that these opaque private cos that won't answer journalist emails are dinging 18F on transparency. Maybe they don't use GitHub.
Oh my god tell me where to write letters...
Oh my god tell me where to write letters http://www. govtech.
I am on antibiotics and got confused when the pre-fireworks...
I am on antibiotics and got confused when the pre-fireworks went off at 2am and thought someone was on our 4th fl balcony tapping the glass.
I mean people should do what makes them happy.
@mariabustillos I mean people should do what makes them happy.
(Darius use our office if you need anything—open door.)
@soypunk @tinysubversions @PostlightAgency (Darius use our office if you need anything—open door.
our producer is on vacation otherwise i'd say HELL YES.
@soypunk @tinysubversions @PostlightAgency our producer is on vacation otherwise i'd say HELL YES.
(I ordered both right after I saw...
@maureenflaherty (I ordered both right after I saw https://twitter.
FREEDOM PORCH IS A GO https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/st...
FREEDOM PORCH IS A GO https://twitter.
Hasn't anyone even SEEN The Eighth Almond? Movie is amazing.
Hasn't anyone even SEEN The Eighth Almond? Movie is amazing.
guys come on if obama eats an eighth almond that's the...
i'm going to drink some seltzer now
got more feedback and questions from codenewbies than just...
@ginatrapani got more feedback and questions from codenewbies than just about anything. get ready!
I get to sleep and mo took kids to the park this is a...
i have a cold
okay wait what if twitter made you keep your ratio high and...
it's great and sensible when you have it, but bad and risky...
it's the right size for your apartment too
These aren't as much fun any more....
These aren't as much fun any more. https://twitter.
Finally an interesting faculty meeting....
Finally an interesting faculty meeting. https://twitter.
its first act was to brutally murder meerkat
it's a very good point we should be thinking about building...
wait why
I love this project. https://twitter.com/webrecorder_io/stat...
I love this project. https://twitter.
huh. Noted. So much app discussion is about addiction and...
@patbits huh. Noted.
dad jokes are a way to stare into the void and go, not yet,...
@laura_june @joshuatopolsky dad jokes are a way to stare into the void and go, not yet, void. I still have tweets.
Inbox 0, Ennui 1
wow optimist club
looks like you could use some ... MUDDY PUDDLES
@hondanhon looks like you could use some ...
is this image even funny any more given the future of...
@hondanhon is this image even funny any more given the future of European meat exports https://twitter.
I mean I guess we have to take her word for it. If we don't...
I mean I guess we have to take her word for it. If we don't we will go to jail.
“I don’t react well when my honesty is questioned,” said...
“I don’t react well when my honesty is questioned,” said judge who jailed reporter who requested records. http://www.
i always read it and it never fails to lift my spirits
can everybody just chill out https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...
can everybody just chill out https://twitter.
you guys are cool brands
i'm figuring you're going to still be annotating, new's...
just eatin not dogs and drinkin diet coke
Here's an essential video to help you have a happy, healthy...
Here's an essential video to help you have a happy, healthy 4th of July. Stay safe, America!
https://medium.com/@bobbie/you-wouldnt-guess-but-i-was-homel...
@bobbie /you-wouldnt-guess-but-i-was-homeless-once-23d361fbae86#. 4tcam44uv" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
are you saying that when it comes to sandwiches you've got...
also a crime
all sins are forgiven when the time comes
haha all will be forgiven when it's time to figure out some...
what HBO is to some people is what that will be to me
Jenn I can't wait to subscribe to the mailing list of...
MORNIN'
I'm so sorry
I retract What Is Code, there is no code, I made up...
I retract What Is Code, there is no code, I made up JavaScript to meet my deadline.
Holy shit Frank Sinatra actually just had bad allergies.
Holy shit Frank Sinatra actually just had bad allergies.
Prediction: Donald Trump will name Insane Clown Posse as...
Prediction: Donald Trump will name Insane Clown Posse as his vice-presidential running mate.
Friday Links: Product Edition
Friday Links: Product Edition Here are the most interesting links this week from our product department. Thanks to Tyler Strand .
it's from stock music somewhere I'll have to look it up
Which is almost like I'm describing Bitcoin. [Go silent.]
@bn2b Which is almost like I'm describing Bitcoin. [Go silent.
We're not there yet but honestly young people coming up are...
@bn2b We're not there yet but honestly young people coming up are so smart I expect that it'll be a golden age of key-based diplomacy soon.
But when we find it, we know it will be key shaped,...
@bn2b But when we find it, we know it will be key shaped, probably made of brass, and above all, it'll open all the doors.
You're looking for the key to diplomacy, and that's EXACTLY...
@bn2b You're looking for the key to diplomacy, and that's EXACTLY what people SHOULD be looking for. Does anyone have it?
See, Andrew, this is a very interesting tweet—I love the...
@bn2b See, Andrew, this is a very interesting tweet—I love the way you show enthusiasm but also really get the heart of something important.
oooooooh
i love the art on this https://twitter.com/svaixd/status/748...
i love the art on this https://twitter.
coo, coo
you can join the conversation in utah by calling 1 800 826...
i'm going to be on public radio access utah starting now...
i'm going to be on public radio access utah starting now for an hour if you're in logan, ogden, slc, wasatch county, etc.
ohhhhhh shit https://creativemarket.com/blog/2016/06/29/lisa...
ohhhhhh shit https://creativemarket.
you go to eat your dogfood but there is no dogfood and you...
oh god we have to fall back to skype
google calendar is down and i hope they do a post mortem...
I'm touched. Thank you!
@kirschsubjudice I'm touched. Thank you!
still hanging in there--we are trying a cortisone shot now....
@kirschsubjudice still hanging in there--we are trying a cortisone shot now. Day at a time.
Offworlders
I know that Trump is bad, but this culture needs to wake up...
I know that Trump is bad, but this culture needs to wake up and remember men with $7 million in assets and 6,000 tentacles instead of arms.
wow that domain
This guy thinks Trump is running against Oberlin class of...
This guy thinks Trump is running against Oberlin class of 2019 https://www. washingtonpost.
yeah it is
yeah no good one to delete
yeah it prob is, but I actually read it that way at first
HOLD ON TO YOUR BRAIN
dooooor is open!
@justinhendrix @PostlightAgency @L_Arely dooooor is open!
slight edit, our company not my company
but in the middle we talk about thorny issues of cultural...
awesome, thank you!
@SylvesterWillis @PostlightAgency awesome, thank you!
My kids are so into this rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...
My kids are so into this rn https://twitter.
yes
like its verrrrry interesting on ninety levels
okay this is like we need to get coffee and just talk this...
That's all. Everything takes a long time but if my company...
That's all. Everything takes a long time but if my company looks like the rest of the tech industry in say 2018 I will have failed.
I think about the problems in our industry all the freaking...
I think about the problems in our industry all the freaking time and have a personal goal to make Postlight a deeply inclusive place.
Okay. At @PostlightAgency we're looking for URM engineers,...
Okay. At @PostlightAgency we're looking for URM engineers, prod.
Youth is wasted on the singer-songwriters.
Youth is wasted on the singer-songwriters.
That said I love how it's covered as a media story. Bad...
That said I love how it's covered as a media story. Bad days for publishing!
somehow they always fizzle out on their own
I admire Facebook for reducing the amount of 3rd-party news...
I admire Facebook for reducing the amount of 3rd-party news in feeds. It's more important for users to hate their families than the world.
ilu sarasohn
that's extremely high praise and we can only disappoint you...
they need lifevests
That nice video of Lake Freeviagra4u? I loved that.
@bn2b That nice video of Lake Freeviagra4u? I loved that.
thank you jo i'm learning every day
Ulgh look at this stupid king touching some pillar wearing...
Ulgh look at this stupid king touching some pillar wearing one red sock https://trackchanges. postlight.
Huh! In general it's a good time for a series of posts on...
@Jo_Livingstone @drunkenbee Huh! In general it's a good time for a series of posts on How Experts Use Systems and the Systems They Use.
Sure, if I can find people who want to write and explain...
@drunkenbee @Jo_Livingstone Sure, if I can find people who want to write and explain them. We could call it Stacks Overflow.
We changed the newsletter up today and published...
We changed the newsletter up today and published @Jo_Livingstone 's brief guide to beautiful medieval archives https://medium. com/track-changes/middle-pages-fa03e57e4766#.
smdh
story of the internet right there
jack i don't want to make this worse
Every single element on this page clearly indicates that...
Every single element on this page clearly indicates that you should not read this. And yet many did.
oh thank God I was worried it was social media marketing of...
@ed_saber oh thank God I was worried it was social media marketing of some sort.
well I'm sure Scheme will compile to WebAssembly, so...any...
@jackrusher well I'm sure Scheme will compile to WebAssembly, so... any day now!
what in the Lord IS that
Oh yeah that's the stuff https://eager.io/blog/the-languages...
Oh yeah that's the stuff https://eager.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Salva rough bio
@libovness @katienotopoulos @finn https://en. m.
NOT GREAT
Guest Post: Middle Pages, by Josephine Livingstone
Guest Post: Middle Pages, by Josephine Livingstone One of the great things about having a corporate newsletter is that you can write whatever the hell you want. You’re editor, publisher, and sponsor.
This looks shopped https://twitter.com/ambermac/status/74786...
This looks shopped https://twitter.
jeesh hope you put the dot after the FQDN in the right...
@tomskee @CodyBrown jeesh hope you put the dot after the FQDN in the right place in the web interface for the registrar!
i made the right choice
true that's as good as private
absolutely harper you're right and i'd like to confirm...
ALSO ANYWAY CONGRATULATIONS but you brought this on...
“How are you feeling today?” “Great question! Let me check...
@harper @jenniferdaniel “How are you feeling today? ” “Great question!
enjoy talking to her now before she takes the two-day...
you should have moved to nyc
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
this is appropriate brand communication news genius thank...
Missy!
@bn2b Missy!
you seem fixed on this point
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/747877425418276864/photo/1
@laura_june https://twitter.
oh le furble i'm so sorry to show you this...
@FurbleScout @postlight oh le furble i'm so sorry to show you this https://twitter.
so many opportunities to make partner!
@walkley so many opportunities to make partner!
all is utterly fine gently nagging you is my job
feelin' good on release day eh mike and good for you!
@mbostock feelin' good on release day eh mike and good for you!
oh yes, you are the sweetest plum right now. "first,...
@walkley oh yes, you are the sweetest plum right now. "first, George, put aside a brexit emergency strategy fund.
holy shit
because that laugh was so creepy i thought it would be...
he's laughing because someone told him he's a hypocrite for...
also can you imagine how happy booz allen and mckinsey are...
i made this infinite looping gif and i keep watching it and...
i made this infinite looping gif and i keep watching it and getting angrier https://twitter.
here you go i made this for you...
@Tyrangiel here you go i made this for you https://twitter.
a lot of my retweet content is @patbits just shouting him...
ullllllllllllgh https://twitter.com/Tyrangiel/status/7478140...
ullllllllllllgh https://twitter.
I wonder if Johnny ever came around on jazz.
I wonder if Johnny ever came around on jazz.
Once Northern Ireland secedes and Scotland declares...
Once Northern Ireland secedes and Scotland declares independence the UK needs a new name and I would like to suggest Brexico.
prosperworks zero
that's the tweet or link okay, but when that's the title we...
doesn't work for rosengart dammit
if you retitled your purple rain essay Prince Was a Master...
it's not really
the only metric I measure is friendship
I like all the different auth methods and the way that...
the sad thing is if we based it on JSON no one would care
rss is/was ... I was there. But compared to parsing email...
@DockJaw @rustyk5 @kellan @harper @harrisj rss is/was ... I was there.
bye
I miss rss a lot especially because it provided a light...
hi
that means you are following the plan!
@kiddigit that means you are following the plan!
fuck that for real. Work obsessively in confusion until...
@kiddigit fuck that for real. Work obsessively in confusion until things make sense, then help and hire others.
it's only fair
The faces of the contestants as they are sent home, their...
The faces of the contestants as they are sent home, their beards quivering as they try to decide if crying shows vulnerability or weakness.
The discussions throughout the season would basically...
The discussions throughout the season would basically obliterate Twitter. We would be cowering by the end.
I'm really worried that somewhere a production company is...
I'm really worried that somewhere a production company is planning a reality TV series called The Wokest Bae.
I mean but I was writing copy for baby products and...
@kiddigit I mean but I was writing copy for baby products and slinging HTML through my 20s it's work!
here's yer podcast it's a discussion about the way facebook...
here's yer podcast it's a discussion about the way facebook mutes video it's called THE SILENCE OF THE CAMS https://soundcloud.
Rich and I discussed Facebook's muted video on the podcast...
Rich and I discussed Facebook's muted video on the podcast “Podcast #19 : The Silence of the Cams” https://trackchanges. postlight.
ulgh sorry babe. The kids are eating toast.
@maureenflaherty ulgh sorry babe. The kids are eating toast.
I dunno! The research will be interesting. But...executing...
@allisonacs I dunno! The research will be interesting.
I'm proud of the work I do and the relief I bring to people...
@bn2b I'm proud of the work I do and the relief I bring to people on https://Twitter.
this is...very real. very accurate
@gravitytrope @maureenflaherty this is... very real.
i'm known to them
let me know what you want in your coffee.
@redkeg let me know what you want in your coffee.
we can meet with HR in the morning, like usual.
@redkeg we can meet with HR in the morning, like usual.
don't say that to my hands
I'm FINE with this bird's testimony being used in a murder...
I'm FINE with this bird's testimony being used in a murder case as long as he takes a pollygraph test. https://twitter.
i'm an artist
Sorry “don't fucking shoot.”
@ftrain Sorry “don't fucking shoot.
They're making a movie about this it's called JUST CAWS.
They're making a movie about this it's called JUST CAWS.
Parrot may testify in murder case (“Don't shoot!”)...
Parrot may testify in murder case (“Don't shoot! ”) https://www.
The Silence of the Cams
Podcast #19: The Silence of the Cams
Podcast #19: The Silence of the Cams Who will hear the brands when Facebook mutes their videos? Your silent Facebook feed: this week Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk about how video has taken over Facebook — and about how, according to Digiday , 85% of those videos are viewed silently.
and they love it and they love to yell PIXIE DUST and it...
@downdb @skamille and they love it and they love to yell PIXIE DUST and it makes them so happy.
Just imagine these screamed between sobs for five straight...
Just imagine these screamed between sobs for five straight minutes.
Beeboo the Big Blue Bee Beeventures
so real
Squee Squee McGee and the Lizard Lips Scream-a-poos, for...
Squee Squee McGee and the Lizard Lips Scream-a-poos, for example.
If you make a kids' TV show make the name as annoying as...
If you make a kids' TV show make the name as annoying as possible so that children screaming it repeatedly forces parents to cave.
Jake and the Neverland Pirates has made me question whether...
@skamille Jake and the Neverland Pirates has made me question whether I am ready to be a father.
Suki Kim is an investigative reporter!...
Suki Kim is an investigative reporter! https://newrepublic.
most people have moved off of glib to TBOX
hahahhahhafsfdggad god that would be a NIGHTMARE
hahahahahahsaflh;lhaafs
the system is totally functional
oh wow xpress tags a nightmare
i've put python into an intimate relationship with...
do you know how many times i've jammed two pieces of...
people are all “ewww shipping means something different...
it's still so good, it deserves an award
today in the newsletter I wrote about risks-digest, which I...
today in the newsletter I wrote about risks-digest, which I love https://medium. com/track-changes/risks-digested-81220d9d4f1d#.
there's a precedent http://www.mirrorproject.com/
@h0ke there's a precedent http://www. mirrorproject.
frankly i can't hold the invitation open forever
leah how are you ever going to join the patriarchy with...
i can't mentor a brand leah, only a human.
@leahfinnegan i can't mentor a brand leah, only a human.
this is the only way i can relax
ewww brand get out
caper jam
toastscript
needs more chewed-on small plastic toys
i want to understand how memory full produces that output....
@harrisj @tripofmice @internetarchive i want to understand how memory full produces that output. i'm trying to figure it out and stymied.
I love how it's an OFFENDING COMMAND and then it keeps...
@tripofmice @internetarchive I love how it's an OFFENDING COMMAND and then it keeps printing. Not an error.
Proposal: Twitter Classic™ is a new product that only lets...
Proposal: Twitter Classic™ is a new product that only lets you complain about food, weather, and bad customer service.
No no Patrick this is totally normal on Twitter Classic...
@patbits No no Patrick this is totally normal on Twitter Classic (TM).
my coffee is weak af today what's up with THAT?
@patbits my coffee is weak af today what's up with THAT?
wow this tweet brings me back to when twitter wasn't...
to be fair my daughter is this way about how her bread is...
It's Monday morning and brands will need to start engaging...
It's Monday morning and brands will need to start engaging with the Brexit. Don't blame them.
“We’re just children grabbing shit and throwing it against...
“We’re just children grabbing shit and throwing it against the wall. ” https://twitter.
Americans are animals
their actions have consequences
I read the books but it was a LOT of rape and menus.
I read the books but it was a LOT of rape and menus.
Don't get me wrong I love wizard shit. I genuinely enjoy...
Don't get me wrong I love wizard shit. I genuinely enjoy watching all these people lose their minds over something I don't comprehend.
I don't have the cable and it's pretty amazing to watch...
I don't have the cable and it's pretty amazing to watch countless people collectively enter a fairy tale kingdom created by a man in a vest.
THANKS!
@DJSundog THANKS!
hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLXOjNzT-IM
hmmmm https://www. youtube.
this game was called SAVE THE WHALES but I would of called...
this game was called SAVE THE WHALES but I would of called it QUIT YER BLUBBERIN' https://twitter.
2017 :\
Guys if you're writing about LaCroix's market penetration...
Guys if you're writing about LaCroix's market penetration might I suggest the headline “The Seltzer Bubble,” you're welcome.
i'm so happy though
even if it doesn't change the world it's still worth doing....
@billymeltdown @NewRepublic even if it doesn't change the world it's still worth doing. progress takes forever.
there's nothing technologically impossible, it's just...
i mean i just de-facto love all shit like this and can't...
I got this cat off a listserv two full webs ago.
I got this cat off a listserv two full webs ago.
Anyway, thanks for your kind thoughts. The cat has no clue...
Anyway, thanks for your kind thoughts. The cat has no clue what's up.
This cat would wake you at 2am, get into bed, demand...
This cat would wake you at 2am, get into bed, demand petting, scratch your face, and run away. It was like living with a drunk art student.
She bit the living shit out of the vet today.
She bit the living shit out of the vet today.
Everyone including the twins is like, Well the OTHER cat is...
Everyone including the twins is like, Well the OTHER cat is okay, right?
It's made more complicated by the fact that this is an...
It's made more complicated by the fact that this is an incredibly shitty cat.
“Kitty will probably die at the doctor's on Wednesday,” is...
“Kitty will probably die at the doctor's on Wednesday,” is something we got to tell the four-year-old twins today. They had questions!
there are airplanes flying seltzer banners at the Rockaways...
Cutting Ship Risk
The most monosyllabic way to summarize the job of software product management is: “cut ship risk.” Software projects all start as golden towers of dreams ...
Risks, Digested
Risks, Digested Everything is fine. Don’t look at the earth.
even worse, peso isn't really spanish
jesus BBC just say you don't want to go out with me...
jesus BBC just say you don't want to go out with me https://twitter.
It's sort of insane there's no Microsoft movie given that...
It's sort of insane there's no Microsoft movie given that David Koechner could play Steve Ballmer.
the one where he does all the demos
I'm too tired to be angry.
@mariabustillos I'm too tired to be angry.
it's not for us. You end up wanting to see a movie about...
@zeynep it's not for us. You end up wanting to see a movie about Joanna Stern, and for Jobs to just please god be quiet.
After six months of relentless slog, figuring I would never...
After six months of relentless slog, figuring I would never be done, I finally finished watching the Steve Jobs movie.
Dropbox gave itself this panda https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...
@CodyBrown Dropbox gave itself this panda https://twitter.
Just…curious. Interested.
Just…curious. Interested.
hehehe
i'm afraid to click https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/746687...
i'm afraid to click https://twitter.
oh no, i've lost my...feeling in my left ring finger?
@Bitchinville @SteveBurnsAlive oh no, i've lost my... feeling in my left ring finger?
I mean, it'll be great to hear from you.
@Bitchinville I mean, it'll be great to hear from you.
I remember the moment my grandparents started updating...
@ChuckBaggett @trevolafoam I remember the moment my grandparents started updating their address book in pencil.
Being in your 40s involves a lot of, “Haven't talked in a...
Being in your 40s involves a lot of, “Haven't talked in a while but heard about your terrible thing. ” “Thanks—your thing sounded bad, too.
I mean god I hope so
no no that's how you USE netflix
oh god
no it's sarcasm—this is horrible, access to affordable...
daaaaaaaad http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-secretly-runs-h...
daaaaaaaad http://www. adweek.
GUYS WE DID IT https://twitter.com/OurBKSocial/status/746458...
GUYS WE DID IT https://twitter.
Please someone, anyone, share the real lesson of today for...
Please someone, anyone, share the real lesson of today for we are parched for lack of your moist, wise tweets.
barnes and noble will serve alcohol...
barnes and noble will serve alcohol http://www. bloomberg.
the problem is that the perfect term for this role is THE...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/746288228119023616/photo/1
https://twitter.
Oof. Sometimes I worry that the history book chapter on...
Oof. Sometimes I worry that the history book chapter on this decade will be called “The Coming Storm.
I mean it was ten years ago countries move on
i feel that the thick of it prepared me for this day in the...
Friday Links: Engineering Edition
Friday Links: Engineering Edition Image by Pretty Vectors/Shutterstock. Here are the five most interesting links this week from our engineering department.
America is ready for the Texit.
America is ready for the Texit.
NOT sarcastic!
@hyonschu NOT sarcastic!
ALL isn't an acronym it just means "all people"
Important to say: We are doing our best to have an...
Important to say: We are doing our best to have an inclusive hiring approach that welcomes LGBT folks/PoC/women/ALL. https://twitter.
recappers who signed on for one Kardashian and now can't...
you're giving me this nightmare where critics are...
no they always commercialize and centralize it it's like...
oh they know
Which reminds me to schedule a camping trip this summer.
Which reminds me to schedule a camping trip this summer.
Everything's okay. False alarm, reality is still here....
Everything's okay. False alarm, reality is still here.
No seriously we are entering the tunnel now if you don't...
hahaha perfect
Listening to the Interstellar soundtrack on the bus makes...
but also please no more unicorn jokes about your aunt's...
I want you guys to succeed. On your terms. And whatever it...
@codinghorror @textfiles I want you guys to succeed. On your terms.
all of these are like in-jokes i've missed for years
Sure, @theodoreross is a terrible person. He's also a good...
Sure, @theodoreross is a terrible person. He's also a good writer and media critic.
Small teams are critical—and need to be empowered to push...
@JasonPunyon @codinghorror Small teams are critical—and need to be empowered to push back on scope with clients in order to cut ship risk.
have we discussed RTL-SDR?
@bn2b have we discussed RTL-SDR?
JON HI! THANKS!
@jwoolson @LinkedIn @Microsoft @nicholas_gunner JON HI! THANKS!
I try hard to delegate, and believe that product quality...
@codinghorror I try hard to delegate, and believe that product quality comes from engineering, design, and product working together!
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2016/05/
@FrancescaToday http://www. nationalgeographic.
"How would YOU define irony Mr. Ford" "Well Wayne Booth in...
"How would YOU define irony Mr. Ford" "Well Wayne Booth in his Rhetoric of Irony wrote that unstable irony is—" "Just ANSWER the QUESTION.
i never want to have to tell a jury why i'm funny
i have to erase a lot more tweets now that i'm a manager
oh leah i listen to it ALL THE TIME also the Interstellar...
awwwwww that's just great
totally let's do it
wow tim that was PERFECT
Right, the conceit is clever which means that for a certain...
@azygroth Right, the conceit is clever which means that for a certain temperament it's going to just be too interesting.
THOSE ARE JUST THE "B"s
This web page proves that the British NSA is entirely out...
This web page proves that the British NSA is entirely out of control. http://www.
Today in the company newsletter I rounded up my favorite...
Today in the company newsletter I rounded up my favorite MP3 sources that help you fall asleep: https://trackchanges. postlight.
we DO serve ribs
wow that's a bold concept for our restaurant
joking, matt
one fell down and gave a screech/mama called the doctor and...
one fell down and gave a screech/mama called the doctor and the doctor preached/give that baby fox a tasty peach https://twitter.
they know how valuable email addresses are and also that no...
one thing google figured out with mail is that there is...
it's good i'm just happy to see it out in the world
what is this book this book looks AWESOME
google is starting to do Mayo Clinic infoboxes for common...
(you used to be able to get open data about companies,...
bummed to go to crunchbase and try to download data sets...
bummed to go to crunchbase and try to download data sets and be constantly rerouted to https://about. crunchbase.
hah take a pic!
@AlexYablon hah take a pic!
i need to start knitting
I mean who knows? I'm just going to listen to Lemonade and...
I mean who knows? I'm just going to listen to Lemonade and get on with my day.
I'm no historian but it seems like there's...
I'm no historian but it seems like there's some... originating sin that defined America?
The tricky thing with national shames is that when you try...
The tricky thing with national shames is that when you try to list and rank them they all seem weirdly connected.
I think both lists are useful and interesting
Has anyone ranked national shames? It's surprisingly tricky.
Has anyone ranked national shames? It's surprisingly tricky.
huh!
@silviakillings huh!
I'm kidding folks, a little media humor, but more seriously...
okay a 40000 word annotation
Someone needs to write a 40,000 word trend piece about...
Someone needs to write a 40,000 word trend piece about single story issues. https://twitter.
Georgia seems cool https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status...
Georgia seems cool https://twitter.
snowflakes in hell https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/statu...
snowflakes in hell https://twitter.
depends on format. sometimes just using mhonarc to convert...
@osulop depends on format. sometimes just using mhonarc to convert then indexing that.
I mean I can't be! It's just an observation. Someone else...
@GillBranstetter I mean I can't be! It's just an observation.
that's actually in the constitution they have to do that
This is making me want to listen to shortwave radio and...
@soypunk This is making me want to listen to shortwave radio and start a zine.
i know—i also love it and love c-span for just existing
i love america until people start calling in to c-span
its almost 9
The official Twitter style guide is called Drunk &...
Lady: "I wish there were some book that helped me write...
Gotta break some eggs to make that ARPU omelette...
Gotta break some eggs to make that ARPU omelette https://twitter.
Apps you don't open get sad and die of loneliness. This...
Apps you don't open get sad and die of loneliness. This message brought to you by brands.
wow jerry
The world’s best sleepy-time media
The world’s best sleepy-time media In 2016 it is a normal thing to go to bed with earphones in your ears and your phone playing something soothing. Washes of noise are never far away—for example, you can listen to crashing waves on Spotify (that track I just linked has nearly 14 million listens).
This is both really smart AND solid trolling...
This is both really smart AND solid trolling @loorinm /coding-is-over-6d653abe8da8#. nyuwxwdpg" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
Poor David Duchovny https://twitter.com/sai/status/74575622...
Poor David Duchovny https://twitter.
it's not nothing!
@rustyk5 @djacobs @nzle it's not nothing!
but it's a web page on the internet
or scrolling in his grave
hehehe give it time give it time
no one reads, it's fine!
@misuba no one reads, it's fine!
welllll...i mean...i don't think that?
@misuba welllll... i mean...
this is a fantastic thread https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/...
this is a fantastic thread https://twitter.
i wrote this a while ago before the big decentralization...
i wrote this a while ago before the big decentralization conference which i'm bummed i missed https://newrepublic.
I immediately imagined it but we were all playing synth
f/m/tronc
but you learn so much from those! I have a soft spot for...
@KristyT @ChappellTracker but you learn so much from those!
that sounds like a terrible breeding experiment
like writers! It would be so instructive to make people in...
@KristyT like writers!
looks good to me
lgtm--What makes you go yikes?
@KristyT lgtm--What makes you go yikes?
i mean if they served you fish sticks at nobu and were like...
@tomhanlon @arthegall @VaynerMedia i mean if they served you fish sticks at nobu and were like oh man bad supply chain...
unless it's your brand and your party and you specialize in...
@tomhanlon @arthegall @VaynerMedia unless it's your brand and your party and you specialize in communicating brand values though social?
outsourcing https://twitter.com/tomhanlon/status/74558908564...
outsourcing https://twitter.
Cannes looks fun. https://twitter.com/cindygallop/status/745...
Cannes looks fun. https://twitter.
"I miss my beard tailor." https://twitter.com/digiday/status...
"I miss my beard tailor. " https://twitter.
i love it so much
this is one of the best amy faces so far...
this is one of the best amy faces so far https://twitter.
still like this video a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
still like this video a lot https://www. youtube.
Reboot the World
we should probably call hr
it was a metaphor about the media but I decided it would be...
because I tweeted it this morning!
@redkeg @droob because I tweeted it this morning!
this tweet is so good I may get it framed...
@joshmillard @droob this tweet is so good I may get it framed https://twitter.
the guy has lots of different colors of balloons if you...
the thing is it's just serendipity that both are inflatable
I mean let's be clear this obviously worked out great
and the response POSITIVELY LOVECRAFTIAN made perfect sense!
@droob @joshmillard and the response POSITIVELY LOVECRAFTIAN made perfect sense!
what I wanted to paste was https://vine.co/v/eIXejbQ2utM
@droob @joshmillard what I wanted to paste was https://vine.
I actually DID post this this morning but then erased it
hahaha wrong link!
@joshmillard @droob hahaha wrong link!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kk7Lrk8-B0
@droob https://www. youtube.
i'm so glad i can be part of this!
@machikoyasuda @page88 i'm so glad i can be part of this!
don't reward him for this matt
I'm so sleepy
gonna miss you bot
Ramadan Mubarak! https://twitter.com/tintinnytins/status/438...
Ramadan Mubarak! https://twitter.
because the VC killed him
is this a metaphor for the technology industry you tell me...
is this a metaphor for the technology industry you tell me https://soundcloud. com/postlighttrackchanges/virginia-heffernan-magic-loss https://twitter.
you want to hear a podcast like you never heard before then...
you want to hear a podcast like you never heard before then listen to @richziade and me interview @page88 RIGHT NOW https://soundcloud.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/745079655401656320/photo/1
https://twitter.
mo is going to get this game now
what
Joe you seem to blame women for what appears to be a...
I just can't see what's so bad about him
Podcast #18: Virginia Heffernan — Magic, Loss, and Mercy-killing Horses
Podcast #18: Virginia Heffernan — Magic, Loss, and Mercy-killing Horses Aesthetics and digital technology: this week Paul and Rich talk to writer Virginia Heffernan about her new book, Magic and Loss: The Internet as Art . The conversation covers Buddhism, Angry Birds (my babies ), The 4-Hour Workweek , nuclear war, ancient philosophy, Bay Ridge, and wild horses.
Virginia Heffernan—Magic, Loss, and Mercy Killing Horses
Aesthetics and digital technology: this week Paul and Rich talk to writer Virginia Heffernan about her new book, Magic and Loss: The Internet as Art. The conversation covers Buddhism, Angry Birds, The 4-Hour Workweek, nuclear war, ancient philosophy, Bay Ridge, and wild horses.
I hate the media
this is rigged
PLEASE!
@missginsu PLEASE!
that's great to hear, thank you!
@poetryforsupper @richziade that's great to hear, thank you!
i like jargon and bookmark jargon things...
i like jargon and bookmark jargon things https://trackchanges. postlight.
it's my little imperfections that help the user see me as...
they'll call it shitcoin https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5...
they'll call it shitcoin https://twitter.
i don't really have any other ways to communicate
You know what always beats the blockchain? The jockchain.
You know what always beats the blockchain? The jockchain.
semantic web discourse. Other stuff too. I'll newsletter it...
@libovness semantic web discourse. Other stuff too.
just instinct. Wherever there are bots receiving investment...
@libovness just instinct.
Attn @thisisaaronland https://twitter.com/twitter/status/744...
Attn @thisisaaronland https://twitter.
I'm calling it now: bot discourse will give way to agent...
Who will drive the bumper cars https://twitter.com/sultanalq...
Who will drive the bumper cars https://twitter.
brb growing a beard
say that to my face at this artisanal mayonnaise store
hmm http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/03/magazine/what-happened...
hmm http://www. nytimes.
all whitespace should be criminalized
this will help http://bit.ly/unipain
@isaac32767 this will help http://bit.
ned is a damn saint
python is the ultimate programming language for learning...
i mean gen's right what people look for in economics is...
god at slate even the contracts are contrarian
i have completed my part of the bargain please release my...
i have completed my part of the bargain please release my children https://twitter.
where will they complain
Checkout-counter pretzels will now be made from Ikea...
Checkout-counter pretzels will now be made from Ikea particle board instead of locally sourced particle board.
First ever Wawa closes down; nearby replacement “Super...
First ever Wawa closes down; nearby replacement “Super Wawa” features “selfie station. ” http://www.
Some Useful-ish Internet-ish Glossaries
Some Useful-ish Internet-ish Glossaries By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight Image by aekikuis /Shutterstock I’ve always found that when you get thrown into a new situation that glossaries and dictionaries are useful tools. Most things aren’t that hard to understand if you know the words.
how long do you have
rip leah
let's switch the office to a single BSD box running PINE
the Anil ecosystem is delicately calibrated
no no don't upset the balance
it would be a moonshot but worth it if it could possibly...
This is the PM Dawn eulogy I wanted....
This is the PM Dawn eulogy I wanted. https://twitter.
Orthography is not some fucking frolic. Earn your...
Orthography is not some fucking frolic. Earn your punctuation.
If the name of your band has an exclamation point I will...
If the name of your band has an exclamation point I will expect you to work twice as hard as other bands.
We didn’t go the last four years—it was fun to see.
We didn’t go the last four years—it was fun to see. It doesn’t change at all, really.
“Pattern” by Paul Ford https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/pa...
“Pattern” by Paul Ford https://medium. com/fords-sensorium/pattern-cf145f341efd?
misembarking
I can't fave this without seeming ungrateful
These are amazing https://twitter.com/nsylianteng/status/743...
These are amazing https://twitter.
300 years from now this list is gonna be GOLD
you forgot to put "Architecture in Helsinki" on this list
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
is this a pitch
you win this round
I am about to Google this
give her this to carry around https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...
@sogrady give her this to carry around https://twitter.
like you never hear about economists wearing 5-toed shoes
i think money nerds may be even nerdier than tech nerds BUT...
i'm on the slate money podcast w @felixsalmon...
i'm on the slate money podcast w @felixsalmon @mathbabedotorg @JHWeissmann as if i understand money http://www. slate.
god remember when we thought gigapuddings were HUGE [looks...
you know who was cool af was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E...
you know who was cool af was https://en. wikipedia.
I mean they could be fine now. Not worth finding out.
I mean they could be fine now. Not worth finding out.
Seriously play back the times when you though, “I hate...
Seriously play back the times when you though, “I hate myself, but they're so cool! ” and there were likely shitty people involved.
You ever think back on people who were really PERPLEXING a...
You ever think back on people who were really PERPLEXING a decade or more ago and suddenly realize, “Oh, they were just terrible people! ”?
i'm locked down with a new gig but appreciate this greatly!
@Erie @mattcutts i'm locked down with a new gig but appreciate this greatly!
Gina's okay :). We'll get there. Come visit!
@mattcutts @ginatrapani Gina's okay :). We'll get there.
it's a wonderful thing, and I watch it grow with a little...
the DC scene around 18F and related enterprises is doing...
this is cool
DJ Earworm - Summermash '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
DJ Earworm - Summermash '16 https://www. youtube.
it was time
Pattern
Pattern This afternoon I was coming back from the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island. Near my apartment building I saw two people helping an old lady who fell down in the street.
primo design links in the newsletter 2day...
primo design links in the newsletter 2day https://trackchanges. postlight.
those were THE BEST
NEVERRRRRRRRR
it's still here when you need it
Friday Links: Design Edition
Friday Links: Design Edition Here are the five most interesting links this week from the Postlight Design team’s chat logs. Thanks to Matt Quintanilla .
you got the hedcut though!
@holden you got the hedcut though!
snore
“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.)...
“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair. ) http://buff.
i've never heard your podcast, is it good?
@katienotopoulos @heybellman i've never heard your podcast, is it good?
Thanks!
@timoreilly Thanks!
great burn
“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.)...
“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair. ) http://observer.
whoa this is cool https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/74347...
whoa this is cool https://twitter.
i mean...think of every panel you've been on
@IFischi @jlax @bmorrissey i mean...
Zoiks http://gizmodo.com/heres-what-happened-to-all-of-maris...
Zoiks http://gizmodo.
this is strong
at night i flap my arms like a bat to work on my vladbod
oh okay fancy food critic tell me which Kelly Rowland...
Powerful contender to dethrone Bud Light Lime...
@ftrain Powerful contender to dethrone Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.
Strong summer night endorsement for Seagram's Escape...
Strong summer night endorsement for Seagram's Escape Jamaican Me Happy lemon/strawberry/guava malt beverage Kelly Rowland Signature Flavor.
i wonder how many people who were #nodads are #nowdads
not gonna lie i feel that i dadded the shit out of this
there are sooooooooo many of these this is a gift
oh my GOD
Not sharing a recipe for a marshmallow cookie is like not...
Not sharing a recipe for a marshmallow cookie is like not sharing the recipe for shit.
We are watching a marshmallow cookie factory video and the...
We are watching a marshmallow cookie factory video and the company has refused to provide chocolate ingredients like it's the freaking NSA.
I use that image a lot
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/743209359665139712/photo/1
@skamille https://twitter.
fair
delete your account
I think this is the right angle on this story....
I think this is the right angle on this story. https://twitter.
(((cool story)))
hmm
hehe no I was an honored guest I got a mug!
@patbits hehe no I was an honored guest I got a mug!
To be clear not just the Times people but ALL the people.
To be clear not just the Times people but ALL the people.
“do you see the way they stare into the middle distance and...
“do you see the way they stare into the middle distance and are threatened by things? That is very common.
wasn't j school they would never let me in there
I was a guest today at a Columbia class & we watched...
I was a guest today at a Columbia class &amp; we watched “Page One" and then I felt obligated to explain that all those people are exhausting.
wow you remember
thank you
it is it felt funny and knowing getting on the train but...
please note that Life and Hack are both trademarks of...
wait...which device
@patbits @ginatrapani wait...
We made @ginatrapani L I F E H A C K...
We made @ginatrapani L I F E H A C K https://trackchanges. postlight.
hehehehe
i love stock art https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/743052...
i love stock art https://twitter.
Gina Trapani on the software we use every day at Postlight
Gina Trapani on the software we use every day at Postlight Image by Iconic Bestiary . When we hired Gina Trapani as a Director of Engineering at Postlight we knew, of course, that she’d founded Lifehacker many years ago.
Our Uber driver loves driving sex workers to great NYC...
Our Uber driver loves driving sex workers to great NYC hotels because they tip so well, the Dark Enlightenment is now.
oh Paul Leicester Ford! Where is that pic from?
@billder oh Paul Leicester Ford! Where is that pic from?
i'd gladly work with sally grammy
they have a JOB LEOPARD with 80 YEARS experience...
they have a JOB LEOPARD with 80 YEARS experience https://twitter.
dan if you were a programming language you'd be embeddable...
ulgh derek why would you dBase yourself this way
i can't wait to read that book
we just went to PS kindergarten orientation. the kids speak...
we just went to PS kindergarten orientation. the kids speak 32 languages.
I just ordered her book because I realized I've been SCARED...
I just ordered her book because I realized I've been SCARED to order it because I think it will reveal terrible truths to me about myself.
one of my favorite things in so long is this (NSFW) comic...
one of my favorite things in so long is this (NSFW) comic by Gina Wynbrandt https://electricliterature. com/each-bite-is-edging-me-towards-climax-read-a-bawdy-new-comic-from-gina-wynbrandt-c7728d1383da#.
whoa @ElectricLit is all on @medium and it's...
whoa @ElectricLit is all on @medium and it's @reallynicelookingandfeatureslotsofgreatwriting so @thats__very__cool https://electricliterature.
i mean...rich ran @arc90 for 10+ years and i'm 98 years...
@hellomedian @speckledwords @PostlightAgency i mean...
.horse is a strong contender and i have a soft spot for...
@kellan . horse is a strong contender and i have a soft spot for .
Yes! That's Tom! He's the best.
@danblondell @trackchanges @BoweryBoys Yes! That's Tom!
sure! it's mostly a monitor for the roku at this pt.
@bookofjoe @guardian sure! it's mostly a monitor for the roku at this pt.
oh tricia it's gonna get SO INTENSE...
@triciawang oh tricia it's gonna get SO INTENSE https://twitter.
Podcast #17: Paul and Rich Exchange Frank Views
Podcast #17: Paul and Rich Exchange Frank Views This week Paul and Rich set out to ostensibly talk about the ongoing saga of Gawker vs Hulk Hogan and Peter Thiel (recorded just days before the Gawker bankruptcy announcement ). Instead, they find themselves debating about the ethics of media and business, free-market capitalism, surge pricing, universal basic income, the ethos of the Valley — and Rich promises Paul that he will never read The Fountainhead .
Paul and Rich Exchange Frank Views
that's not you that's twitter
hehehehe i like sam
Cool @theintercept is branching out from writers who ARE in...
Cool @theintercept is branching out from writers who ARE in federal prison to ones that SHOULD BE in federal prison. https://twitter.
i'm calling HR
i'm so sorry patrick
i could but i have a headache
here it is, the connection of sharepoint and linkedin. on...
here it is, the connection of sharepoint and linkedin. on the roadmap.
we're in SO MUCH trouble
it worked so well here on twitter dot com
josh this is everything
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
ooooh graphs merging in the cloud that's the ticket...
ooooh graphs merging in the cloud that's the ticket https://twitter.
yesssss look at this little slice of sweet potato pie...
yesssss look at this little slice of sweet potato pie https://twitter.
Ittttttt's happpening https://ncmedia.azureedge.net/ncmedia/...
Ittttttt's happpening https://ncmedia. azureedge.
NOT JOKE
hahahahahaha
they should legit buy kinja
linkedin to humans: your time is useless, submit and die
let's see if it's in drafts by...opening a new tab? nope,...
let's see if it's in drafts by... opening a new tab?
this is my third time trying to post, it just hangs there,...
this is my third time trying to post, it just hangs there, at this pt just fork MT4 or HTML::Mason https://twitter.
oh my god i'm trying to publish an article using linkedin's...
Congrats to @ginatrapani & @anildash for their amazing...
Congrats to @ginatrapani &amp; @anildash for their amazing work over the last few years on (dearly departing) @ThinkUp . @anildash /the-end-of-thinkup-e600bc46cc56#.
I mean, OLE/Cyberdog/Taligent/etc.
@510home I mean, OLE/Cyberdog/Taligent/etc.
according to our head of engineering, this is everything...
@uzochiapa according to our head of engineering, this is everything that you need: https://www. freecodecamp.
yes! also, new msft is kinda good at digging trenches so...
@bluechoochoo yes! also, new msft is kinda good at digging trenches so the fires don't spread to the whole company.
true anil very very true
this is totally true!
@bluechoochoo this is totally true!
it's literally an endless vortex of terrifying possibility...
I had to write about the LinkedIn thing, I had no choice....
I had to write about the LinkedIn thing, I had no choice. https://medium.
9 Things Microsoft Could Do With LinkedIn
9 Things Microsoft Could Do With LinkedIn By Paul Ford, Co-founder, Postlight LinkedIn Image (c) Asif Islam/Shutterstock//Microsoft Image (c) Pabkov / Shutterstoc k Microsoft Corp. said it will buy LinkedIn Corp.
I…agree! I can definitely see that the current problems are the artifacts of some pretty big…
I…agree! I can definitely see that the current problems are the artifacts of some pretty big structural issues around product management.
9 Things Microsoft Could Do With LinkedIn
Microsoft Corp. said it will buy LinkedIn Corp. in a deal valued at $26.2 billion, giving the world’s biggest software provider access to a virtual ...
It's true. It's also sad we need ad-hoc tragedy-donation...
@pessimism It's true. It's also sad we need ad-hoc tragedy-donation services.
It's a problem. The http://www.gofund.me/29bubytq page is...
@pessimism It's a problem. The http://www.
There's a fund for the Pulse community in Orlando. I gave...
There's a fund for the Pulse community in Orlando. I gave some money.
this snowpiercer reboot is a little slow-moving
werner herzog describes your tweets...
werner herzog describes your tweets https://youtu. be/-PAsYkrEwjM?
thank you for engaging with our brand!
@benmatheson @PostlightAgency thank you for engaging with our brand!
i just erased the app from my phone and i'm going in for...
@harper @skamille i just erased the app from my phone and i'm going in for /etc/hosts it's summertime not suffertime!
This explanation of how chips are made is really good...
This explanation of how chips are made is really good "Here's how Intel makes a chip the size of a postage stamp" http://bloom.
This tiger's face. https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/741696...
This tiger's face. https://twitter.
KEVIN! I look forward to checking out FME and learning more...
@KNF100 @randyme @mapzen KEVIN! I look forward to checking out FME and learning more about it.
Congratulations to @maureenflaherty who after months of...
Congratulations to @maureenflaherty who after months of painful nightly sessions is now 100% Gilmore-free.
Heavenly Father please release me from the temptation to...
Heavenly Father please release me from the temptation to click things that are so clearly not part of your plan. https://twitter.
The best jokes are all already on Wikipedia. You just need...
The best jokes are all already on Wikipedia. You just need to know where to look for them.
A typical field of view is only 60 degrees and that leaves...
A typical field of view is only 60 degrees and that leaves 300 degrees. I hope this puts things in perspective.
WHAT DID I SAY
https://player.vimeo.com/video/169599296
https://player. vimeo.
Are you a WONTFIX or are you a WILLFIX?
Are you a WONTFIX or are you a WILLFIX?
LM whoever you are, you're the best. (Via an awl newsletter...
LM whoever you are, you're the best. (Via an awl newsletter roundup of things that help.
wut
But what would the lawyers do? https://twitter.com/matt_levi...
But what would the lawyers do? https://twitter.
til that poolside.fm has a mac app !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ty...
til that poolside. fm has a mac app !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care any more.
@PostlightAgency I don't care any more.
you did great work!
@tophtucker @bizweekgraphics @Kensho you did great work!
it was basically great
Friday Links: Product edition
Friday Links: Product edition Postlight is now paying a subscription fee for stock art! Comin’ up in the world!
https://backchannel.com/who-are-the-real-life-models-of-sili...
https://backchannel. com/who-are-the-real-life-models-of-silicon-valley-characters-we-have-them-3507bc890d9a#.
SIL is proof that technology and religion can get along....
SIL is proof that technology and religion can get along. https://twitter.
this is the chillest mix of chill tunes i love it
honestly that mix is pretty sweet
max in the future screens will be 46,000 pixels wide on...
oh my god look at this beautiful issue of businessweek...
oh my god look at this beautiful issue of businessweek http://www. bloomberg.
every day i'm knufflin
inTEMPERAnce
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740941217177997312/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740940902806458368/video/1
https://twitter.
umm this version of the knuffle bunny SUCKS
whoa this is beautiful
it's been AMAZING for years but it's getting...usable
@colemanm it's been AMAZING for years but it's getting...
the name of the newsletter is track changes and we're...
the name of the newsletter is track changes and we're tracking open source geo cuz it's CHANGIN https://trackchanges. postlight.
here you go this'll give you mixed emotions...
here you go this'll give you mixed emotions http://www. nytimes.
I wonder what life will be like after Slack buys Twitter.
I wonder what life will be like after Slack buys Twitter.
oh also lou Reed, every single song
I loved when Roger Waters told Margaret Thatcher what was up
nah I'm real chill
nothing in this world etc
Just another quality episode of Paul on the mostly-empty...
Just another quality episode of Paul on the mostly-empty bus listening to his music headed to work. https://twitter.
I love how when Tegan and Sara sing you can hear how the...
I love how when Tegan and Sara sing you can hear how the lyrics are punctuated.
Wow one Kinks song on a playlist can turn your commute into...
Wow one Kinks song on a playlist can turn your commute into a dollhouse-sized celebration of life's more (and less) pleasurable ironies.
I really did
Open-source Geo Is Really Something Right Now
In March a helpful Internet person named Michal Migurski tweeted: Want to help @openaddr derive a parcel dataset for the US? I know of funding for a quick ...
Open-source geo is really something right now
Open-source geo is really something right now In March a helpful Internet person named Michal Migurski tweeted : Want to help @openaddr derive a parcel dataset for the US? I know of funding for a quick development project.
not yet
ulgh i'm trying a new twitter client everutging is weird
FINALLY https://twitter.com/grorgwork/status/740357104184098...
FINALLY https://twitter.
it’s a relief, frankly
i don’t disagree with this though the dave matthews band...
i loved in early 2000s when they all got email addresses...
hooooooly shit this is a great idea
copier interfaces really have always been SPECTACULARLY bad
it suddenly means something really different
design is my passion
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740560916094308352/photo/1
https://twitter.
landslide?
@leahfinnegan landslide?
this is real now https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740559357...
this is real now https://twitter.
yes :(
oh yeah i loooove her work
*Pinterest voice* my brands https://twitter.com/digiday/stat...
*Pinterest voice* my brands https://twitter.
deadline is a little more flexible
I wasn't wrong but I was so incredibly wrong
and I have both tried to warn him
Apparently I also wrote THIS in 1996—I was 21, trying to...
Apparently I also wrote THIS in 1996—I was 21, trying to conceptualize my first CMS. I want to go back and warn him.
yeah this is great. the awkward emotional directness of...
@tangentialism @dansinker yeah this is great.
btw this email was sent from a linux web server running...
btw this email was sent from a linux web server running kernel 1. 3 that i maintained https://twitter.
autoreplies only!
@IMJustinKern autoreplies only!
leah
You know a place where good people do world-changing work?...
You know a place where good people do world-changing work? @ProPublica !
i sent a few to george w bush but the joke wasn't funny any...
And it's ridiculous because JavaScript is a Senate issue.
@knowtheory @mattcutts And it's ridiculous because JavaScript is a Senate issue.
(I sent DOZENS like this; only ever got an auto-reply.)
(I sent DOZENS like this; only ever got an auto-reply.
jesus that would have been unthinkable, it would have been...
When I was in college I used to just email the President...
When I was in college I used to just email the President when things bugged me. https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740275676893315072/photo/1
@waxpancake @andymcmillan https://twitter.
No, no it wasn't.
@waxpancake @andymcmillan No, no it wasn't.
Well...the clients we love do :).
@waldojaquith Well... the clients we love do :).
I appreciate you telling the world. It's important to us to...
@waldojaquith I appreciate you telling the world. It's important to us to get out there, and I'm glad we could work on this with you!
But our entire focus as an org is shipping, and shipping...
@waldojaquith But our entire focus as an org is shipping, and shipping fast. Otherwise we're just more of the same wasted energy.
It really is hard. People often read it as us not wanting...
@waldojaquith It really is hard. People often read it as us not wanting the work, because we start managing scope on the first meeting.
I feel that it's our secret weapon.
@waldojaquith I feel that it's our secret weapon.
oh and check out https://results.openaddresses.io/, along...
oh and check out https://results. openaddresses.
BTW we jumped on this work because @michalmigurski tweeted...
BTW we jumped on this work because @michalmigurski tweeted it out. Alert, coiled, ready to strike.
Happy to help! This is a great writeup, thank you Waldo....
Happy to help! This is a great writeup, thank you Waldo.
What if...I'm the blocker?
What if... I'm the blocker?
oh god i don't want to be right
Gender is naan-binary
Compared to more inclusive bread meme communities, this is...
Compared to more inclusive bread meme communities, this is a starch contrast https://twitter.
Me when I see you striving and want to help but know you're...
Me when I see you striving and want to help but know you're going to get there on your own and that's for the best. https://twitter.
an Amazon Prime original film
who does the Tom Hardy digital twin thing in the movie? Amy...
@leahfinnegan who does the Tom Hardy digital twin thing in the movie? Amy Schumer disqualified.
every part of this story is perfect including the shopping
“Roofers going climbing love, boiling, I just knoll.”
“Roofers going climbing love, boiling, I just knoll.
Here's a little game: listen to this song and say what you...
Here's a little game: listen to this song and say what you think the opening loop says https://open. spotify.
Khoi is real smart. https://twitter.com/postlightagency/stat...
Khoi is real smart. https://twitter.
I'm voting for democracy as a metadelegate.
I'm voting for democracy as a metadelegate.
pretty good Twitter story had a little domestic angle and...
Also should note @NewCo is a great client; definitely...
Also should note @NewCo is a great client; definitely client with them. https://twitter.
Khoi Vinh—from Subtraction to Adobe
Design and spotting talent from The New York Times to Adobe: this week Paul and Rich sit down with designer Khoi Vinh, who is currently the director of product design for mobile at Adobe. They trace his career from his early agency in New York to his years as design director of newyorktimes.
Podcast #16: Khoi Vinh—From Subtraction to Adobe
Podcast #16: Khoi Vinh—From Subtraction to Adobe Khoi! Paul Ford and Rich Ziade sit down with designer Khoi Vinh , who is currently the director of product design for mobile at Adobe.
god this could work
I need a chat app where I can just complain vociferously...
I need a chat app where I can just complain vociferously about allergies for 5 minutes a day and then it cuts me off. I'd call it Sniffl.
oh and @closacco
We made it! @darrellhanley too!...
We made it! @darrellhanley too!
yeah i mean exactly, jira also has some views like this,...
wow this new msft product is like trello...
wow this new msft product is like trello https://www. youtube.
thank you!
@D5AA96 thank you!
that is...just cool af
@ntabebe that is...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphorophilia
@Goldman44 https://en. wikipedia.
what is happening in the druidlike scene on the left
i have this serious regret i didn't go there in my 20s,...
a lot of people might not recognize it as one
okay thanks
I made that word up, and I suggest you give yourself...
I made that word up, and I suggest you give yourself permission to make up words yourself, it makes writing more fun.
“The advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically...
“The advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically attracted to its own death. ” https://trackchanges.
seriously though who is strong enough to do that job
r u subtweeting me
i'm spending all morning learning about Jimma i gotta get...
i found it searching wikimedia commons it's such beautiful...
newwwwwwwwwwsletter https://trackchanges.postlight.com/are-y...
newwwwwwwwwwsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.
Things really do tend to work themselves out if you work...
Things really do tend to work themselves out if you work obsessively towards making things work themselves out.
yeah we are working on copy. We are sort of accidentally...
@jemaleddin yeah we are working on copy. We are sort of accidentally AMP ambassadors after launching it and getting used to the role.
yeah that's how AMP works, which is awkward. We just get...
@jemaleddin yeah that's how AMP works, which is awkward. We just get you in there; Google does the rest.
(Also that headline is a little strong, read the article.)
(Also that headline is a little strong, read the article.
give @closacco time, he will surprise you
If you publish and want to mess with AMP but spend NO MONEY...
If you publish and want to mess with AMP but spend NO MONEY OR TIME check out https://mercury. postlight.
“ROOTS: It Was Never About Slavery” by @DrBFPalmer...
“ROOTS: It Was Never About Slavery” by @DrBFPalmer https://hdp. press/roots-what-it-meant-to-me-as-a-black-boy-687296afd0a3?
Postlight: After Dark https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7396...
@redkeg @droob Postlight: After Dark https://twitter.
it's coming for us. Someone will op this ed
@tcarmody it's coming for us.
Get some high-fives at the Century Club if you can poop out...
Get some high-fives at the Century Club if you can poop out that chestnut.
it's great but sometimes you just need an icon of an iphone...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/739620140933914628/photo/1
https://twitter.
Are you my digital product studio?
Are you my digital product studio? Wikimedia Commons photograph of a restaurant in Jimma, Ethiopia .
Are You My Digital Product Studio?
Like any liberal art prone to budget cuts, the advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically attracted to its own death. So there’s lots of juicy ...
paying
I need to level up my content game. Which stock photo...
I need to level up my content game. Which stock photo service should I use?
Bobby are you real
http://inception.davepedu.com/
@redkeg http://inception. davepedu.
If we ship software in the dream does that mean we ship...
@jacqui @iaincollins If we ship software in the dream does that mean we ship software in real life?
I can't tell if tweeting all this is part of the dream or...
I can't tell if tweeting all this is part of the dream or not.
It was a very specific tech company where I didn't know...
It was a very specific tech company where I didn't know anyone. We were talking about prototyping canvas-driven composition tools.
I ended the dream thinking to myself, That went well, I...
I ended the dream thinking to myself, That went well, I need to add this to ProsperWorks.
I just had my first dream where I'm selling product...
I just had my first dream where I'm selling product development services to corporate leadership.
a military ppt about afghanistan
typical startup onboarding https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...
typical startup onboarding https://twitter.
Helya
these are strong. Tamb Dussie Michetta Devonnie Doace Dollia...
these are strong. Tamb Dussie Michetta Devonnie Doace Dollia Sisand Groand Nonette Carianne Conrina Dyver Leoia https://twitter.
you WOULD say that, as an employee of pronc
yeah smorgs are a disaster. this looks like eating at a...
@tjl @waldojaquith yeah smorgs are a disaster. this looks like eating at a flying j.
I like those deep red apple rings at the Blue Ball diner
This describes the exact macro-reality we're living in at...
This describes the exact macro-reality we're living in at @PostlightAgency http://blog. marvelapp.
That's wonderful to hear. Thank you very much.
@Maria_is_Here__ That's wonderful to hear. Thank you very much.
http://www.themorningnews.org/article/just-like-heaven
@Maria_is_Here__ http://www. themorningnews.
during those early days I found myself troncing back to the...
this is fantastic
I guess people on Jitterbug phones can't get Twitter so...
/invest as the URL for donations is such an eyeroll direct...
troooooooooonc
(((podcasts)))
Friday Links: Engineering Edition
Friday Links: Engineering Edition Why is the pentagram upside down? Is graph theory…evil?
(((NYC)))
it is entirely possible it is piloted by Bruce Dickinson...
@joshuatopolsky it is entirely possible it is piloted by Bruce Dickinson https://en. m.
tronc
Navbars on ice, navbars on ice
Sounds like he's...Tronc in Love.
Sounds like he's... Tronc in Love.
“Our rebranding to tronc represents the manner in which we...
“Our rebranding to tronc represents the manner in which we will pool our technology and content resources to execute on our strategy.
hell yes we can
that NSA guide to the web? it's not crazy, it's actually...
that NSA guide to the web? it's not crazy, it's actually great https://trackchanges.
we usually use WordPress but it's an option
This is how I exercise my influence....
This is how I exercise my influence. https://twitter.
Nick do you listen to Kiesza, Kiiara, Kimbra, or Kiara?...
@toomuchnick Nick do you listen to Kiesza, Kiiara, Kimbra, or Kiara? (Sometimes it is one vowel.
We deserve Trump. https://twitter.com/john_overholt/status/7...
We deserve Trump. https://twitter.
the dollar sign is aspirated
The same rule applies to men except you just name them...
The same rule applies to men except you just name them Justin.
This is a duet between Kaella and Kiirza, with additional...
This is a duet between Kaella and Kiirza, with additional vocals from Keegra and Keilda. It's a cover of a Kaeltra song.
"K" + [two or three vowels] + [one or two two softish...
"K" + [two or three vowels] + [one or two two softish consonants] + "a" is a basic pattern for female pop star names .
I think we already do some! Just ping.
@bensk I think we already do some! Just ping.
This had a typo so I had to re–pöst.
This had a typo so I had to re–pöst.
If you are in NYC and need a space or room for your open...
If you are in NYC and need a space or room for your open source project to meet up, or for your nerdy community group, always DM.
Actually millionaires don't gather in “herds”; a gathering...
@kjhealy Actually millionaires don't gather in “herds”; a gathering of millionaires is called a “righteousness.
this thing is really neat
hyperdev is a cool minimal web dev env...
hyperdev is a cool minimal web dev env http://www. joelonsoftware.
The Whole Spy’s Guide to the Internet
The Whole Spy’s Guide to the Internet Muckrock requested, via a Freedom of Information act request , a copy of a book called Untangling the Web: A Guide to Internet Research , the author of which is, um, Name Redacted — because the book, at 600+ pages, was written for the use of the United States National Security Agency. Muckrock is kind of down on this guide, which came out in 2007.
via http://mlkshk.com/p/18Q5T https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...
via http://mlkshk. com/p/18Q5T https://twitter.
god please klint if he could just be really into branding...
My daughter likes to play slither.io and make the worms go...
My daughter likes to play slither. io and make the worms go to the edge of the world and disappear, she laughs and laughs.
i'm garbage, the last game i finished was half life 2
My son just told me that Tetris is called “If you get it in...
My son just told me that Tetris is called “If you get it in the right place. Then.
is there a way I can skip forward in the podcast to the...
@leahfinnegan is there a way I can skip forward in the podcast to the part where you mention me?
oh shit I had no idea you were on twitter
Leah Finnegan is the only funny, talented person in the...
Leah Finnegan is the only funny, talented person in the entire media industry. https://longform.
Man Facebook sure gets itself into some shit.
Man Facebook sure gets itself into some shit.
holy shit i went to a wawa near allentown this weekend
“Cats are named.”
@Tyrangiel “Cats are named.
just cheers me up to see it
this is an amazing resource about a whole big part of...
@waxpancake @upcomingorg this is an amazing resource about a whole big part of culture that will now live for a long time!
when r u in NYC tho
[citation needed]
wow that regular expression is melting my brain
hahahahha god no are you trying to ruin my entire life
i think this is a reasonable hunch
i think it's prescriptive about the sort of society we...
why does universal basic income give me the willies so bad...
why does universal basic income give me the willies so bad like the worst ever willies http://motherboard. vice.
“hi we are making a list of influential babies should we...
“hi we are making a list of influential babies should we put your baby on this list?
oh shit rich has a 3yr old and a ~2yr old this could be...
dan this is my neighborhood and we spell it just fine
our current wish list https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7377...
@felixsalmon our current wish list https://twitter.
You should, Lindsey is real smart and thoughtful....
You should, Lindsey is real smart and thoughtful. https://twitter.
I mean we have ~2K newsletter subscribers, Medium...
I mean we have ~2K newsletter subscribers, Medium collection with 16K followers, we can start to spread it around.
Hey who should we get on the @PostlightAgency podcast? It...
Hey who should we get on the @PostlightAgency podcast? It could be you!
pneumatic beverage delivery is a very strong concept
isn't that just a bar?
@PeterKringdon @bdeskin isn't that just a bar?
but which is more full of shit
If you are in NYC and have a marg machine to sell now's a...
If you are in NYC and have a marg machine to sell now's a good time to reach out. mailto:contact+marg @postlight .
We currently don't have a marg plan but maybe we'll rent a...
We currently don't have a marg plan but maybe we'll rent a machine? What is optimal marg strat?
A lot of technology people see the media industry as damage...
A lot of technology people see the media industry as damage and try to route around it.
I bet the show's writers have a name for that expression.
I bet the show's writers have a name for that expression.
The only reason I watch Veep is to see this woman make this...
The only reason I watch Veep is to see this woman make this face. https://twitter.
Q&A
Google’s UX, tech in the classroom, and Spotify’s algorithms: this week Rich and Paul answer a host of listener questions and comments. Topics discussed include the abysmal UX of Google’s ad products, Amazon’s strategies for world domination, the digital technologies in today’s elementary schools, and what exactly Spotify’s Discover Weekly thinks of Paul and Rich.
Podcast #15: Q&A
Podcast #15: Q&A Photo by Flickr user emagic Rich Ziade and Paul Ford answer listener questions and respond to listener comments. Topics discussed include: The abysmal UX of Google’s ad products; Amazon’s strategies for world domination; the digital technologies in today’s elementary schools; and what exactly Spotify’s Discover Weekly thinks of Paul and Rich.
Frozen soundtrack, Home soundtrack, Zootopia song (3x),...
Zootopia's media reports on predator/prey because that's...
Zootopia's media reports on predator/prey because that's what sells papers, but the real issue is obviously climate change.
Zootopia is an ecological nightmare. Think about the cost...
Zootopia is an ecological nightmare. Think about the cost of an artificial snow suburb.
once i had a food-service job and I served Dr. Heimlich...
once i had a food-service job and I served Dr. Heimlich little hot dogs; he didn't choke https://twitter.
i'm not even ready
A slightly different Postlight Session on June 9: Come meet...
A slightly different Postlight Session on June 9: Come meet Chase Fancher, who quit corporate life to make watches http://www. meetup.
yep. One day my kids Abe and Ivy were playing w/Hazel and...
@HugoLindgren @paul1kirby @FiveThirtyEight yep. One day my kids Abe and Ivy were playing w/Hazel and Saul and we realized what'd happened.
https://twitter.com/andrewbaron/status/729622275859718144
@ashponders https://twitter.
"necessary" in third grade but in my defense a kid named...
Just like the Nixon administration we have a tremendous...
@kjhealy Just like the Nixon administration we have a tremendous problem with leaks.
god the cruelty
sometimes i tell them the stories of imaginary youtube cake...
@laura_june sometimes i tell them the stories of imaginary youtube cake videos. “let's make a school bus!
Nixon at Bedtime
the same number of books as each other in their beds, the...
so far they wanted a cake video (tantrum), a glass of...
I'm trying to negotiate with my kids to get them to...
I'm trying to negotiate with my kids to get them to freaking go to bed and suddenly I realize why people admired Kissinger.
does go finally support henerics?
@ohmapzen does go finally support henerics?
Friday Links: Design Edition
Friday Links: Design Edition Five links from our ongoing office chat thread on design, as compiled by Chloe Olewitz with snarky edits by Paul Ford. 4 1/Draplin Design Co.
listen man I searched "median angel round" on quora it's...
Will no one think of the unaggregated links.
Will no one think of the unaggregated links.
$20 million flushed away on this insanity. That's like 200...
$20 million flushed away on this insanity. That's like 200 angel rounds.
This is all BANANACAKES. This is bananacakes hot off the...
This is all BANANACAKES. This is bananacakes hot off the griddle.
i can't look away from this racist garbage fire insane...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm-ebvDpGnc
@jacqui https://www. youtube.
perl + xslt is just perl6
SHAWN https://twitter.com/soypunk/status/735596254395125760
SHAWN https://twitter.
oh wow
i couldn't help myself with the thiel/gawker thing in the...
i couldn't help myself with the thiel/gawker thing in the newsletter today https://trackchanges. postlight.
Part of adulthood is that there are no longer any casual...
Part of adulthood is that there are no longer any casual social situations involving an acoustic guitar.
Automatic for the Sheeple
Automatic for the Sheeple By Paul Ford, co-founder, Postlight How to react to a nuclear explosion, from EPA. gov The famed venture capitalist Peter Thiel further sealed his identity as a Silicon Valley supervillain by revealing that, yes, as had been reported, he funded the lawsuit that wrestler Hulk Hogan successfully pursued against media company Gawker.
Automatic for the Sheeple
The famed venture capitalist Peter Thiel further sealed his identity as a Silicon Valley supervillain by revealing that, yes, as had been reported, he ...
(And other RTL languages!) https://twitter.com/hananc/status...
(And other RTL languages! ) https://twitter.
Sometimes I think is my wallet in my pocket and then I am...
Sometimes I think is my wallet in my pocket and then I am very slow about patting my pocket because what if it's not—and it is, and ahhhhh.
WOW
Alternately you could use Writcoin.
Alternately you could use Writcoin.
Rather than going to church and tithing every week, what...
Rather than going to church and tithing every week, what about a system of microprayments?
I can't look away
Dear Lord can no more media persons tweet that they don't...
Dear Lord can no more media persons tweet that they don't like Gawker, but...
What's happening? https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/73525203...
What's happening? https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/734549772728709120
@Radiobites https://twitter.
For so many years I've been seeking the retweets of others....
For so many years I've been seeking the retweets of others. But over time I've learned that I'm happiest when I retweet myself.
yeah but dot-at is grisly this is much better
I love on our podcast when we talk about what people DO....
I love on our podcast when we talk about what people DO. Here we talk with @nataliepo about living an iOS lifestyle https://soundcloud.
nothing is more satisfying than crinkling a paper bag in...
Podcast #14: Natalie Podrazik—iOS developer and user-research spy
Podcast #14: Natalie Podrazik—iOS developer and user-research spy Photo courtesy Natalie Podrazik Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk to Natalie Podrazik about, in Paul’s words, “the gestalt of iOS programming. ” Natalie traces her journey from studying comp-sci to backend programming to developing for Apple devices, where the title “engineer” often encompasses design and user experience alongside writing code.
Natalie Podrazik: iOS Developer and User-research Spy
oh yeah i mean there are professional tools that do all of...
dan are we palantir
those words are GREAT
i sort of want to do it across nytimes accounts
it's interesting, right? like it's basically grep, pipe,...
@dphiffer it's interesting, right?
Wow I would never ask that of anyone.
@Miranda_July Wow I would never ask that of anyone.
Don't worry, it's always like that.
Don't worry, it's always like that.
This is a live picture from outside of Twitter's Department...
This is a live picture from outside of Twitter's Department of Cropping and Image Compression. https://twitter.
Via http://mlkshk.com/p/18M3J https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...
Via http://mlkshk. com/p/18M3J https://twitter.
it's just great to see two crazy kids settling down
We all win. https://twitter.com/reuters/status/7346163470831...
We all win. https://twitter.
wow this is really smart and chill
This is a really great idea—bundle up all your HTTP...
This is a really great idea—bundle up all your HTTP “ponies” into a little toolbox herd. https://twitter.
PONIES! As in, you can have?
@dphiffer PONIES! As in, you can have?
i keep thinking about agents doing things in little...
it's kind of rough and untested—but then again flask is...
It's just super low-stakes and low-drama. Gets you really...
@AndrewSchmidtFC It's just super low-stakes and low-drama. Gets you really far, really fast, doesn't expect you to commit forever.
If you told me I had to write little Flask apps with the...
If you told me I had to write little Flask apps with the peewee ORM and SQLite with FTE forever, I'd be cool. It's so small &amp; pocket-sized.
Here's the code for the Twitter indexing tool I built for...
Here's the code for the Twitter indexing tool I built for the @rhizome project w/ @Miranda_July and @StarleeKine . https://github.
I wonder if there are ever workplace romances at 3d...
I wonder if there are ever workplace romances at 3d printing companies and someone sobs, “I wish you'd print yourself a HEART.
oh no i spent 20+ minutes on this, moving the other...
oh shit there was another way
you're a wonderful mentor to me leah
I made the "n" in "mentor" from the "h" in mother, it was...
I made the "n" in "mentor" from the "h" in mother, it was two of the best minutes of my life.
How it feels sometimes. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/73...
How it feels sometimes. https://twitter.
What Giants Can’t See
Sculpture, “Riese” by Ervin Hervé-Lóránth, 2015, Berlin-Mitte, Germany CC BY-SA 3.0 The web platform has entered a period of relative stability — HTML5 ...
What Giants Can’t See
What Giants Can’t See Sculpture, “ Riese ” by Ervin Hervé-Lóránth , 2015, Berlin-Mitte , Germany CC BY-SA 3. 0 The web platform has entered a period of relative stability — HTML5 and similar technologies are here to stay.
I just share the prophecy I don't interpret
Bicentennial reminder that when the colony ships come...
Bicentennial reminder that when the colony ships come anyone who tweeted about Hamilton will be forced to stay on burning Earth.
the lack of a canonical space to archive dead ideas is sad.
@lifewinning the lack of a canonical space to archive dead ideas is sad.
I mean maybe?
@lifewinning I mean maybe?
Put a tiny html page up explaining the context of creation....
@lifewinning Put a tiny html page up explaining the context of creation. Let internet archive archive that.
amazon prime and stare
slow it down there squirrelly dan
this made me angry
We decided to watch a movie after the kids went to bed and...
We decided to watch a movie after the kids went to bed and are utterly baffled by our choices. We have no idea where to even start.
vignette URLs are still out there
just stand where the other people stand everything lines up...
wow
you would have made a great programmer
he was trying to seem cool
this paragraph is really amazing and...gross...
@kjhealy @katiejmbaker this paragraph is really amazing and... gross https://twitter.
paging @ginatrapani
https://www.buzzfeed.com/iexplorer/woke-bae-day?utm_term=.qm...
https://www. buzzfeed.
"Product" is the word that turns me into a killing machine.
@richziade "Product" is the word that turns me into a killing machine.
that's just the way it is
Me w the guy who runs the bagel cart...
Me w the guy who runs the bagel cart https://twitter.
godel...Escher....
@shabbychef godel... Escher....
yesssssss so true
And the employee goes: "Sure, I got it."
And the employee goes: "Sure, I got it.
I once saw someone say to an employee, "pay for this $2,000...
I once saw someone say to an employee, "pay for this $2,000 dinner" by making eye contact, nodding upwards, then looking slightly left.
My goal in business is to get to a point where I...
My goal in business is to get to a point where I communicate entirely in different nods.
I like to imagine that the pitch meeting for Vikings was...
I like to imagine that the pitch meeting for Vikings was just someone saying: "Vikings.
wtf is going on over there derek...
@derektmead wtf is going on over there derek https://twitter.
Vikings?
Vikings?
you took a shot of me from below with no product in my hair...
I mean how did you even get an Instagram into the sheet-fed...
not gonna pretend that didn't hurt
My brain was just like, "or risotto, tell them risotto,"...
My brain was just like, "or risotto, tell them risotto," and I was like, what that doesn't even make any?
I'm not here to make friends. Or sense, or anyone laugh.
I'm not here to make friends. Or sense, or anyone laugh.
New moms make great C programmers because they have tons of...
New moms make great C programmers because they have tons of experience with mammary leaks.
we had our beautiful innocence
oh yeah that's the good stuff
yeah I mean, the whole thing was ridiculous
For the record his hand was limp, and moist.
For the record his hand was limp, and moist.
HUH
This is the part of running a company I didn't expect. Not...
This is the part of running a company I didn't expect. Not people stuff, or doing sales, but PUA dudes negging at your product launch.
I mean the vast majority!
@elizabethminkel I mean the vast majority!
I mean you should be able to learn about mobile content...
I mean you should be able to learn about mobile content strategy without someone trying to bone.
Anyway it's my personal goal to not have creepers mess up...
Anyway it's my personal goal to not have creepers mess up our chitchats so I guess I'll ask people not to skeeze at the next one.
Anyway he went home sooo alone. But since we've been...
Anyway he went home sooo alone. But since we've been throwing events I've noticed this wild http://meetup.
Which was hilarious.
Which was hilarious.
I had no idea this was going on. He introduced himself to...
I had no idea this was going on. He introduced himself to me at the end and told me the event (which I hosted) was boring.
So last night we had this event and what I think was a real...
So last night we had this event and what I think was a real PUA came to the event and kept trying to lead women over to a couch.
fair
we close it all the way whenever we get a snack, you have...
hmmmmmm
see slide 18 http://www.slideshare.net/rlovinger/content-str...
@theodoreross see slide 18 http://www. slideshare.
Here is a full code example: <link rel="amphtml"...
@pessimism Here is a full code example: &lt;link rel="amphtml" href=" http://mercury. postlight.
:(
Thanks, Shutterstock!
@Shutterstock Thanks, Shutterstock!
OH, LIFE.
@jakemauer OH, LIFE.
Here's mercury on Hacker News! Seven people have voted for...
Here's mercury on Hacker News! Seven people have voted for it!
good to see you in the audience last night bud!
@budparr good to see you in the audience last night bud!
exactly
Guys the medical research that demonstrated a link between...
Guys the medical research that demonstrated a link between having a uterus and being bad at busting ghosts was retracted decades ago.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/733297361187962880/photo/1
https://twitter.
No no I know it's an impossible fantasy. No computer could...
No no I know it's an impossible fantasy. No computer could create a statistical model of its own latency.
Imagine a web video player that could identify frequent...
Imagine a web video player that could identify frequent buffering failures and pause for a few seconds instead pausing every 1/2 second.
right? They're so soothing. Just purest nerd expression.
@patbits @PostlightAgency right? They're so soothing.
I can't see it
Thank you @karenmcgrane for coming to @PostlightAgency to...
Thank you @karenmcgrane for coming to @PostlightAgency to talk mobile content. She pointed out that most taxonomists suffer from migraines.
always apply! There is no reason not to....
@morgvanny @ginatrapani always apply! There is no reason not to.
okay fuck it. Let's do it.
@textfiles okay fuck it. Let's do it.
Vigorous agreement. She checks in so much code!
@jeffjarvis @ginatrapani Vigorous agreement. She checks in so much code!
i am standing outside the room you're in desperate to yell...
lot of rules out here messina hard for a busy person to...
i like to disambiguate
hi everybody
oh whoops i was told you CAN'T ask for votes on P.H. i...
oh whoops i was told you CAN'T ask for votes on P. H.
hi, uzo—i won't be available! i know i owe you an email.
@uzochiapa hi, uzo—i won't be available! i know i owe you an email.
i mean...basically yes, in that it's VERY easy to try. if...
@CanalwayCLE i mean... basically yes, in that it's VERY easy to try.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tx
wait which URL— http://mercury.postlight.com/tos is looking...
@ryansholin @PostlightAgency wait which URL— http://mercury. postlight.
OH THE IRONY (please hit up mercury@postlight.com, we'd...
@jbenton @NiemanLab OH THE IRONY (please hit up mercury @postlight .
We can do that.
@harrisj We can do that.
If you're a publisher of any kind, it's a way to skip lots...
If you're a publisher of any kind, it's a way to skip lots of development time—stuff that seems easy at first but is really noodgy to ship.
Here's a clear article explaining what Mercury is, from...
Here's a clear article explaining what Mercury is, from @NiemanLab http://www. niemanlab.
Hello, Postlight Mercury.
@PostlightAgency Hello, Postlight Mercury.
Mercury is a new product from @PostlightAgency that turns...
Mercury is a new product from @PostlightAgency that turns any web page into an AMP page for mobile web, for free. http://mercury.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/732962966790885376/photo/1
https://twitter.
I was just reading Norse mythology wikipedia pages and...
I was just reading Norse mythology wikipedia pages and thought, "man, these are metal af. " And then I was like, DUH.
When my father Ymir slept a jötunn son and daughter grew...
When my father Ymir slept a jötunn son and daughter grew from his armpits, and his feet procreated and gave birth to a 6-headed son.
I am of the race of hrímþursar, who populated Niflheim.
I am of the race of hrímþursar, who populated Niflheim.
Also that photo is an opportunity to confirm something...
Also that photo is an opportunity to confirm something people have thought may be true: I am a frost giant, a Jötnar, I live in Jötunheimr.
this is an interesting writeup of a thing upon which i...
this is an interesting writeup of a thing upon which i collaborated http://motherboard. vice.
I hope some day the Birds can forgive.
I hope some day the Birds can forgive.
my sources say otherwise
It's a digital product shop. We build web/mobile apps and...
@hisaac @PostlightAgency It's a digital product shop. We build web/mobile apps and APIs for clients, and incubate products.
I'm tired of this gotcha journalism
Podcast #13: Introducing Postlight Mercury, an easy, free AMP converter
Podcast #13: Introducing Postlight Mercury, an easy, free AMP converter This week Rich and Paul unveil Mercury , Postlight’s new AMP-conversion tool. As they break down Google’s Accelerated Mobile Pages format, they talk about why they built Mercury — and how web publishers can use it.
Meet Mercury, an automatic AMP engine for any website
What is the AMP format, and how will it affect publishers? This week Rich and Paul unveil Mercury, Postlight’s new AMP-conversion tool.
If you want to understand what it's like to live in a world...
If you want to understand what it's like to live in a world where you don't have access to Google's apps, just pay for Gmail.
come on by, borrow a desk
And some chill designers.
And some chill designers.
We are basically chill nerds. https://twitter.com/postlighta...
We are basically chill nerds. https://twitter.
46 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 63...
44 6f 20 49 20 73 74 69 6c 6c 20 67 65 74 20 70 61 69 64 3f
you've just set me on a path that ends with drunken...
@skamille you've just set me on a path that ends with drunken koreatown karaoke singing "circles in the sand" https://twitter.
Let's see how xhamster this new Google iOS keyboard works.
Let's see how xhamster this new Google iOS keyboard works.
I mean one industry has ombudspeople and one has...
I mean one industry has ombudspeople and one has evangelists.
Meanwhile the tech industry severely overpromises utopia...
Meanwhile the tech industry severely overpromises utopia for all today while ultimately maintaining the status quo.
The media industry is weird because there are all these...
The media industry is weird because there are all these 100+ year old institutions that make money by predicting the end of the world.
(It is interesting to read this in the context of Bret...
(It is interesting to read this in the context of Bret Victor's work on ceeating smarter energy platforms. ) https://twitter.
This is cool. It is from a person who has been seeing the...
This is cool. It is from a person who has been seeing the future up close for about 40 years.
leah haven't you ever wanted to run across a playground and...
I mean thank god its finally over
Two quick advertisements + something about demos
“Hold-And-Modify” Two quick advertisements + something about demos First advertisement The Postlight newsletter has been a little sporadic these last two weeks. That’s because we’re busy—and growing.
I tweet on the bus and on my way to meetings
Starlee, David and me are two guys talking exclusively...
@StarleeKine @davidcho Starlee, David and me are two guys talking exclusively about marketing through social media.
wow
THIS GIF
:(
Max is okay https://twitter.com/max_read/status/732191312653...
Max is okay https://twitter.
Every month or so I think of a golden retriever working as...
Every month or so I think of a golden retriever working as a barber and laugh like hell. Because it would give such bad haircuts.
I asked them what they were doing and they said, we are...
I asked them what they were doing and they said, we are coyotes.
https://vine.co/v/i0iB6WQl52d
https://vine.
If you want to see the @rhizome performance from last...
If you want to see the @rhizome performance from last night, @waxpancake provided instructions. https://twitter.
exactly
My wife and I tried to have a truly feminist wedding...
My wife and I tried to have a truly feminist wedding ceremony but it's so hard to find a minister who will perform abortions.
nytimes sliding into my slither.io like...
nytimes sliding into my slither. io like https://twitter.
hahahah
THIS could be us right now https://twitter.com/SylvanianUK/s...
@livlab THIS could be us right now https://twitter.
This is Twitter for me. https://twitter.com/sylvanianuk/stat...
This is Twitter for me. https://twitter.
It's all kind of rough to read.
@droob It's all kind of rough to read.
I suggest adding this account to your Twitter feed because...
I suggest adding this account to your Twitter feed because it juxtaposes hilariously with terrible outrages. https://twitter.
Four selfies.
Four selfies.
Things are going pretty well for this...
Things are going pretty well for this guy http://www. recode.
it hit me this morning how much work we'd done to do...
ifferent spider civilization thing
oh I see this is a d
wait is it a fire upon the deep
months!
@tchoi8 months!
I got Boaz's email so I finally have a way to complain...
That thing was hard and I had to work hard to keep up.
That thing was hard and I had to work hard to keep up.
I did pretty good overall so maybe you suck
let's eat them
ilu Andy
I enjoyed meeting you Linda. Please let me know if I can...
@_PuellaLudens @bjnovak @rhizome I enjoyed meeting you Linda. Please let me know if I can ever be of service.
fair
it's great but hard but great
i did not know we had to wear ties...
i did not know we had to wear ties https://twitter.
Enjoy brunch, assholes.
Enjoy brunch, assholes.
I haven't been on a train on Saturday at 930am sans twins...
I haven't been on a train on Saturday at 930am sans twins in years and it's a shocking number of postcoital couples noodling.
🎶lizard mama called lizard doctor and lizard doctor said,...
🎶5 little lizards eating from a leaf/one fell down and...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/731470248906506240/photo/1
https://twitter.
let's have some fun out there in A R T W O R L D
I'm excited to see what you do. (the audience wants you to...
@lifewinning I'm excited to see what you do. (the audience wants you to succeed and will accept any rough edges.
I think you take them two at a time like they become a...
look I'm ready lets go
Got drunk and told the creators of http://oldweb.today how...
Got drunk and told the creators of http://oldweb.
this is like, i want it
you make a strong case but ultimately we gave the chocolate...
Mike Gary came and gave a talk in a spirit of sheer...
Jen we are your friends
least we could do
we genuinely considered a non-screen internet of things...
Most of them are dead.
Most of them are dead.
alllllllllways an option
your drama is my star wars
lets rebrand short sleeves as smart sleeves
Every day on the bus I think about the millions of people...
Every day on the bus I think about the millions of people who made this STUFF and could give a shit about my drama. https://twitter.
I want to be clear: Wearing a shirt is not hard.
I want to be clear: Wearing a shirt is not hard.
in some lines of work absolutely
sigh
In my 20s I regularly wore dark blue coveralls with a vest...
In my 20s I regularly wore dark blue coveralls with a vest and clip-on tie and got huge praise. Did "laundry" by wearing them in the shower.
I'm too busy crushing it every day for my team to deal with...
I'm too busy crushing it every day for my team to deal with pants AND shirts. (Zippppppp) that's why I wear C-Suite by Carhartt.
I have a suggestion for the world: Executive coveralls.
I have a suggestion for the world: Executive coveralls.
A fox knows HTML5+JS+CSS+SVG but a hedgehog knows...
A fox knows HTML5+JS+CSS+SVG but a hedgehog knows JavaScript.
they have very distinctive badges
you were at Bloomberg?
@gilgamath you were at Bloomberg?
Jesus fucking Christ ted
they're selling the domain name to support the project!
@vielmetti @kottke they're selling the domain name to support the project!
WHAT IN THE WORLD https://alpha.wellcomelibrary.org/b2059522...
WHAT IN THE WORLD https://alpha. wellcomelibrary.
worse, IMO—https://fcic.law.stanford.edu/resource/interviews
@osulop @harrisj worse, IMO— https://fcic. law.
I mean...Seems normal
@jpotisch I mean...
okay the greatest joke I ever made up was "how is a...
@mmcwatters @harrisj okay the greatest joke I ever made up was "how is a congressman like a footnote?
oh god its perfect
proust would understand
what if when you die you just see a parade of hobo penises...
seeing peoples' junk on the street is actually...
Now, every morning: Pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked...
Now, every morning: Pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked (turns corner) Jesus Christ can you get DRESSED.
you know what has lasted is deviantart
you ever look at this bullshit and think, I helped make...
@Choire you ever look at this bullshit and think, I helped make that?
jiminy cricket http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36271249...
jiminy cricket http://www. bbc.
i'm a really important media critic people love hearing my...
wow it has a real energy that's usually missing in work of...
No, the two places you can be truly free of the Times are...
@marklotto @leahfinnegan No, the two places you can be truly free of the Times are Inner Mongolia and any smart discussion about technology.
You can still find the Sunday edition.
@marklotto @leahfinnegan You can still find the Sunday edition.
i used to work in online media so i'm pretty good with...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730585801151660034/photo/1
@leahfinnegan https://twitter.
in brooklyn getting on at 9th st (i was getting a haircut)...
@pitchaya in brooklyn getting on at 9th st (i was getting a haircut) i saw you get off to cross to the N! it WAS you!
people need to do some yurt-leather reporting
no i'm done it's over it's a fine place and a cherished...
no i'd be starting a connected-yurt company and really...
did i c u on the r train 2day
and in like three weeks I'd be like "I hate everyone who...
@leahfinnegan and in like three weeks I'd be like "I hate everyone who writes for The Hulunbuir Falcon, their yurt critic is an idiot.
well i mean they're SUPPOSED to make me have opinions
No I've really been doing my best but things just piss you...
@theodoreross No I've really been doing my best but things just piss you off so bad sometimes you know?
I have fantasies of living in a remote area and the #1...
@leahfinnegan I have fantasies of living in a remote area and the #1 benefit that comes to mind is I don't have to think about the NYT.
In 2016 I've decided to have no opinions about the NYTimes...
In 2016 I've decided to have no opinions about the NYTimes and it's going pretty good, not great if I'm honest.
For this tweet I deserve the technology industry's highest...
For this tweet I deserve the technology industry's highest honor for a tweet about journalism, the nullitzer.
The people who work at Footwear Plus magazine have done...
The people who work at Footwear Plus magazine have done quite a bit of shoe-leather reporting. http://footwearplusmagazine.
Leo we all live in the same house this canoe is like real...
if only
I want you to learn to tweet using your personal account,...
@PostlightAgency I want you to learn to tweet using your personal account, @richziade .
It's time to make the content.
It's time to make the content.
Surprise! https://twitter.com/bikesarefun/status/73038643327...
Surprise! https://twitter.
This woman is about to be killed by a bicycle....
This woman is about to be killed by a bicycle. https://twitter.
Heh, yes. It was a long time ago now.
@jimyoungdahl Heh, yes. It was a long time ago now.
cookie elf gender is a delicious construct
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730237131088666624/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730236863836000258/photo/1
@davidcho https://twitter.
my wife is good at planning
we put up police tape and got a photo permit, and had...
i had like three drinks and did it as a joke; like many...
@sukhvirg12 i had like three drinks and did it as a joke; like many such jokes it...
I got married standing on the Carroll St bridge.
@bennyfactor I got married standing on the Carroll St bridge.
just one of those
Hey NYC if you need a first-class on-the-ground IT...
Hey NYC if you need a first-class on-the-ground IT person/operations mgr we have a good friend who is GREAT and needs a job. DM me pls.
[slow nod, thumbs up]
Working backwards from these revealed some CLASSIC tweets....
Working backwards from these revealed some CLASSIC tweets. https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/harrisj/status/712783725046718464
@harrisj https://twitter.
huh this vietnamese sandwich is making me think sad...
It's subtle and I can see it. I love the infrastructure and...
@ludaverses It's subtle and I can see it. I love the infrastructure and am not always mindful of the neighborhoods.
Simulations!
Simulations! Bottling plant, the most boring game in the world Computers can be programmed to simulate aspects of physical and cultural reality.
I am sorry I upset you.
@ludaverses I am sorry I upset you.
that's fair and I can respect how much people feel...
it's so good
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730182305264881665/photo/1
@DanielleSucher https://twitter.
ditmas
The pedestrian path over the Triborough is one of the sort...
The pedestrian path over the Triborough is one of the sort of vaguely miserable spots in NYC and I love it.
Like in this Chairlift video I just love every deeply...
Like in this Chairlift video I just love every deeply shitty spot they visit https://youtu.
hahah I am so weak
I totally get why people want to leave NYC and that it's...
I totally get why people want to leave NYC and that it's all over but after 20 years I have total affection for what a disaster it is.
she stopped talking to me months ago
some of them work as information barkitects
fair!
@tomcritchlow fair!
Thanks everyone for all the emails and tweets about our AV...
Thanks everyone for all the emails and tweets about our AV setup we love constructive feedback.
We fixed the sound in case you're wondering, we got...
We fixed the sound in case you're wondering, we got high-quality CORPORATE WIRELESS AV http://www. meetup.
no, god
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730144436555005952/photo/1
https://twitter.
████████████ ████████████ ████████████ ████STOP█████ ███████...
http://mercury.postlight.com/
http://mercury. postlight.
I bet you guys like star wars. Which makes you my force kin.
@jpotisch @redkeg @capndesign I bet you guys like star wars. Which makes you my force kin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbHREE7qT8U
@capndesign https://www. youtube.
I BRIS-tled when I saw it
this illustration https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/73005235...
this illustration https://twitter.
(This is what I'm talking about BTW)...
(This is what I'm talking about BTW) http://www. fastcodesign.
What's better than a hot day than America? But too much...
What's better than a hot day than America? But too much America is dangerous and takes a terrible toll on families.
Approximately one-half of sexual assault cases involve...
Approximately one-half of sexual assault cases involve America.
Suspect's wife asked him to stop consuming America at which...
Suspect's wife asked him to stop consuming America at which point the suspect threw an America at her head, opening a 2-cm gash.
The suspect got drunk on America but insisted on driving....
The suspect got drunk on America but insisted on driving. When we pulled his body from the wreckage America fell out of his hands.
Things in Silicon Valley are so tense they are thinking of...
Things in Silicon Valley are so tense they are thinking of cutting back on $100,000 metallic panda statues.
toilets renamed "crap pods"
dammit I KNEW I was forgetting four million Americans...
If Budweiser renames itself America then it should just be...
If Budweiser renames itself America then it should just be a mix of Guinness, Tusker, Newcastle, Kingfisher, and Corona.
Oh man if Budweiser renames itself "America" that means...
Oh man if Budweiser renames itself "America" that means there won't be any room in the fridge for Tecate.
this is so unbelievably true we are literally hanging on...
wait, “viral marketing” is worse than “Brooklyn artist”
Brooklyn writer
it's all a conspiracy by Big Bike
or used to smash the other child in the head but it's true...
oh hah yeah right I remember those. Then they become...
@hubs @maureenflaherty @jenniferdaniel oh hah yeah right I remember those. Then they become threenagers.
it's too late for children in novels, it's up to their...
Man is this song completely ruined now....
Man is this song completely ruined now. https://open.
ripe for disruption
Podcast #12: A little chat about terrible failure
Podcast #12: A little chat about terrible failure Click the exploding rocket to hear the podcast ►iTunes / ►SoundCloud / ►Overcast / ►Stitcher / ►WWW(MP3) / ►RSS This week, Paul and Rich try to define success and failure in business, the tech industry, and their lives. The result is part topical conversation (Apple, Yahoo, the penetrating gaze of Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes) and part therapy session.
Too Something? To Fail
How do you define success—or failure? This week, Paul and Rich tackle ideas about failure in business, the tech industry, and their lives.
wait they just pan over this but what computer has a NORTH...
wait they just pan over this but what computer has a NORTH YUBA RIVER key http://www. nytimes.
you are banished, be gone
It's one of those things that can save a publishing company...
It's one of those things that can save a publishing company like $50,000-$100k in developer time. Except it's free.
Yes I know it's not ASCII or even Baudot and I also know...
Yes I know it's not ASCII or even Baudot and I also know you should drink your Nescafé and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.
ASCII maps...of MURDER http://tinyletter.com/abovechart/lett...
ASCII maps... of MURDER http://tinyletter.
she took it private apparently because flour kid truthers...
@jenniferdaniel she took it private apparently because flour kid truthers were making life rough but parts remain http://abcnews. go.
let a thousand peanut butter babies eh
holy shit that's a deeeeeep nerd cut
you've seen the bag-of-flour kids right with the mom who is...
@jenniferdaniel you've seen the bag-of-flour kids right with the mom who is trying to keep from snapping narrating?
it's pretty exciting when the signal comes back on
it's kind of nice when you are in a tunnel you can relax
i think i just gave t-mobile way too much money and now i...
holy cow #woodconsumption
this took me three days, two providers, and one return, and...
you don't know where your soul is?
@anildash you don't know where your soul is?
This really will be written about by academics in 2060 in...
@jackrusher This really will be written about by academics in 2060 in books with titles like “The National Shame. ” https://twitter.
I expect to die and come back as a weird bug and look over...
@goldman @rhizome @Miranda_July @ev I expect to die and come back as a weird bug and look over and there's a purple bird and it's @anildash .
Oh god prison videoconferencing is a product with literal...
Oh god prison videoconferencing is a product with literal lock-in http://mic.
(It's also funded by the Sara & @ev Williams...
@goldman @rhizome @Miranda_July (It's also funded by the Sara &amp; @ev Williams Foundation, you literally can't get away from these people.
it's ART Jason I DO things when I'm not at the WH...
@goldman @rhizome @Miranda_July it's ART Jason I DO things when I'm not at the WH http://sevenonseven. rhizome.
how do you figure?
@RachelFersh how do you figure?
nick has good taste in podcasts
it's live-screaming https://twitter.com/rhizome/status/72935...
it's live-screaming https://twitter.
This NYT obesity series is going to end with a big positive...
This NYT obesity series is going to end with a big positive science reveal that gives reason for hope, right? Right?
I would revel in the redundancy
its gonna happen for you, I believe
If I ever really made it I think I would have my own water...
If I ever really made it I think I would have my own water fountain, and maybe a cool shed with a daybed.
The two true luxuries I wanted in life were a washer/dryer...
The two true luxuries I wanted in life were a washer/dryer and a fridge that dispenses ice from the front. 20 years later here we are.
Was just about to sleep and realized I hadn't switched...
Was just about to sleep and realized I hadn't switched clothes to dryer and was gonna complain but remembered: I have a washer and dryer.
pretty steep dropoff
I'm doing a project that involves looking through ~200K...
I'm doing a project that involves looking through ~200K tweets and that one was the probably the best. https://twitter.
when you live in a frozen household you welcome both...
i know me too
hmmmmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/729131967111925760/...
hmmmmm https://twitter.
i can't read this tweet without my bifocals
Oh god I remember this. Mother's Day is like a special...
Oh god I remember this. Mother's Day is like a special punishment for couples going through fertility stuff.
Question for the hivemind: [Ceaseless interrogatory...
Question for the hivemind: [Ceaseless interrogatory buzzing.
Questions for the hivemind: Have you ever considered...
Questions for the hivemind: Have you ever considered non-hexagonal cells for the drone brood?
Not OK, Computer
The middle-aged band Radiohead has mostly erased its Internet presence—Twitter, Facebook, website, etc. Here’s the news (breathless!) from Pitchfork: ...
jesus christ jim
Parsec torpedoes https://twitter.com/garrettwilkin/status/72...
Parsec torpedoes https://twitter.
my god
that's no moon
Doesn’t matter how big or tough you think you are—we ALL...
Doesn’t matter how big or tough you think you are—we ALL have our own two-meter-wide thermal exhaust ports vulnerable to proton torpedoes.
thank you!
@skamille @FirstMarkCap thank you!
you know what's coming and then it happens and it's still...
you know what's coming and then it happens and it's still pretty good (via @metafilter ) https://www. youtube.
And just one more thing—look at this ganache.
@bn2b And just one more thing—look at this ganache.
can't hear you over the sound of this raging launch party
Daily reminder that I am an excruciating scold.
Daily reminder that I am an excruciating scold.
It takes about six hours to cook and after you take five...
@bn2b It takes about six hours to cook and after you take five bites it stops and asks you to install a new cake.
must have been visiting from park slope
I couldn't afford a Mac cake but they say this is pretty...
I couldn't afford a Mac cake but they say this is pretty good too. https://twitter.
the mac looks lIke it is made of fondant in any case
I have a lot of fantasies of making one. My cake would look...
I have a lot of fantasies of making one. My cake would look like a Mac SE 30 with little fondant disk icons and menus.
I recognize the hands of certain bakers now. The way they...
I recognize the hands of certain bakers now. The way they roll out modeling chocolate or put on a crumb coat.
My children and I watched a video about making a cake that...
My children and I watched a video about making a cake that looks like an open potato chip bag. I have seen hundreds of cake videos.
Not OK, Computer
Not OK, Computer How great is Google Image search? The middle-aged band Radiohead has mostly erased its Internet presence —Twitter, Facebook, website, etc.
but...This is my job
@maureenflaherty @richziade but...
do we need beer
totoro don't rate things eric
Lot of product growth at Twitter....
Lot of product growth at Twitter. https://twitter.
i think this was my best tweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...
i think this was my best tweet https://twitter.
Yes, you can. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/728327445...
Yes, you can. https://twitter.
sure, totally fine
I can confirm that this is true. We'd love to talk to YOU....
I can confirm that this is true. We'd love to talk to YOU.
i feel this way ALL THE TIME
not that, but read the "retirement" section—it's in...
@bennyfactor not that, but read the "retirement" section—it's in half-English half-Wikipedia cut-and-paste language https://en. wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldomero_Espartero
@felixsalmon https://en. wikipedia.
I feel this coat of arms is excessive...
I feel this coat of arms is excessive https://commons. wikimedia.
wait what did he do now
How long do you have to stay a regional treasure before you...
How long do you have to stay a regional treasure before you are promoted to national treasure?
there is no easy way to see the full name of this song on...
https://open.spotify.com/track/26KNfXdFVPTzBhtlTFlG1Z
https://open. spotify.
If you can't sleep this album of adaptations of Lamb's...
If you can't sleep this album of adaptations of Lamb's Tales From Shakespeare by Derek Jacobi will do the trick https://open. spotify.
sigh
the woman on my right has a vial of blood necklace and the...
EIGHT FULL SECONDS
bus leaves port authority at 10pm arrives montreal 8am and...
who wants to take a bus to canada listening to the mountain...
we never looked back and never had any regret about the...
@hubs @bn2b we never looked back and never had any regret about the time we spent there. but it was over.
it's the natural conclusion of the entire experiment. we're...
@bn2b it's the natural conclusion of the entire experiment. we're done here.
TRIPLE CROWN: REDDIT + BITCOIN + FALLACIES
i think “same girl” may be the most terrible song that is...
now that's just borrowing scale, tom
yeah but about half of the code i've written in the last...
unzipping TOSEC zips from http://archive.org on my 4-core...
@tjl unzipping TOSEC zips from http://archive.
took a screenshot for you tom i'm unzipping with EVERY core...
@tjl took a screenshot for you tom i'm unzipping with EVERY core https://twitter.
Things breaking and changing
Things breaking and changing US Navy Photograph “Software error doomed Japanese Hitomi spacecraft,” Nature : The spacecraft then automatically switched into a safe mode and, at about 4:10 a. m.
Molly where are we right now what is this place
This is actually a Givenchy shark tooth necklace.
This is actually a Givenchy shark tooth necklace.
that's how it happens
why is he playing clarinet
The user interface to our CRM has become...a god....
The user interface to our CRM has become... a god.
If you are in a cab and just look straight at people on the...
If you are in a cab and just look straight at people on the street and nod slowly smiling with your eyelids half shut they are so confused.
i love the way in the last graf where you take reader from...
“Hillary and Monica both now speak eloquently for my...
“Hillary and Monica both now speak eloquently for my experience” — @page88 (also that concluding graf! ) @page88 /hillary-and-monica-9b2a717747c9#.
innnnnteresting (i think jwz is one of our better cultural...
lgtm
this quote my god
If I ever made you feel like shit I apologize. Unless it...
If I ever made you feel like shit I apologize. Unless it was just jealousy.
That would be a really bad use of your talents.
That would be a really bad use of your talents.
And its like if you get on THEIR program then one day if...
And its like if you get on THEIR program then one day if you are lucky you can be someone who makes OTHER people feel like shit on Twitter.
Man a lot of people on Twitter just want you to feel like...
Man a lot of people on Twitter just want you to feel like shit.
I mean its more that we just marvel, watch the videos....
@amyhoy I mean its more that we just marvel, watch the videos. She's...
I own http://badideasfestival.com and was just going to let...
@CodyBrown @lifewinning I own http://badideasfestival.
we talk about her a LOT at work
Gina Trapani: Coder to Lifehacker and Back Again
Podcast #11: Gina Trapani—coder to lifehacker and back again
Podcast #11: Gina Trapani—coder to lifehacker and back again Photo from Flickr, some rights reserved . This week Paul and Rich talk with Gina Trapani , a programmer, the founder of Lifehacker, and one of their newest employees.
GOOD IDEA can doctors just do that?
@jimmy0x52 GOOD IDEA can doctors just do that?
i also just started riding my bike to work THIS MORNING
DOOMED TO A LIFETIME OF SWEATER VESTS
as someone who lost 140 and gained back 90 this is horrible...
as someone who lost 140 and gained back 90 this is horrible and accurate http://www. nytimes.
in perl 6 the regex grammar has been radically altered,...
when select/all and re/code merge it can be...
You can have your own web server for a few bucks a month....
@AGoldmund You can have your own web server for a few bucks a month. But: https://neocities.
when i need to reboot my brain I think of ronnie coleman...
when i need to reboot my brain I think of ronnie coleman lifting massive weights going AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT https://www. youtube.
wow that is exactly what you described
hmm where is that
i didn't know about him before this. i could watch this for...
@jrobertlennon i didn't know about him before this. i could watch this for a decade straight.
Been watching this and can't really stop. Saw it on...
Been watching this and can't really stop. Saw it on @metafilter .
I started to see the death lights walking around today
this makes it necessary to keep playing in order to have...
I've made it that far but only once
I wish twitter worked more like slither.io
I wish twitter worked more like slither.
Blake he's just 1.0 and thus more old school than me
@bdeskin @gerkeno @atduskgreg Blake he's just 1.
i've nearly bought one like ten times
heh there are dozens, I think. and some with kickstart...
@atduskgreg @gerkeno heh there are dozens, I think. and some with kickstart icons, too.
oh there are PLENTY of old amiga nerds with workbench...
get 'em tiger
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ľ͆ͨͣ̽̚i͌ͯ̀͋̐ͣ͑̚k̔̆̆̄̆̃ͥ̚ë̑͆͂ ̉̓͂ͪ͐̑̆ͫͥa͐͌̊ͤ̅̅͐ͯ ̌l̉ͫ͛ͥ̑͗̈́iͮ͐͑̔͋̀̊̂t͒̓t̃̑̇̆ͧ̃̓̍lͯ̏ͤ́̀eͣ̔̄̊ ͛̆͊ͣb͒ͤ̈́̎̃a͗͑̾̈̋͌̑ͤb̏̌ͤy https://twitter.
well it's less risk when a weekly does it as opposed to a...
in my case it wasn't even planned, they just killed the...
@DavidQuammen @fedward @business @NatGeo in my case it wasn't even planned, they just killed the other pieces &amp; said “you'll sit here now.
oh yeah it's the craziest thing, you're talking two out of...
the fabulous screech (game about a cat)...
the fabulous screech (game about a cat) http://www. kongregate.
I meant echo "unzip $a && rm $a" but that parsed...
Very rich people live in hotels. Many poor people live in...
@davidcho Very rich people live in hotels. Many poor people live in motels.
...I'm in the office of the inspector general, I'm in the...
... I'm in the office of the inspector general, I'm in the combination library of congress and office of the inspecto https://twitter.
what latent corpora could I be parsing? It makes me nervous.
@tjl what latent corpora could I be parsing? It makes me nervous.
I think a lot about unused cycles tom its how I get to sleep
ooooh i love parallel and have used it to bulk database...
exactly :/
Everything exists online, just need to redownload, but...
@reppep Everything exists online, just need to redownload, but whoosh.
1/“I should echo this command before running it.” 2/for a...
1/“I should echo this command before running it. ” 2/for a in `find .
Comcast, the same company that owns the Minions, is about...
Comcast, the same company that owns the Minions, is about to own Shrek. Can you imagine.
sigh.
@jkottke sigh.
100-150 is about right
AV squad: Does anyone have a good recommendation on an...
AV squad: Does anyone have a good recommendation on an office PA system? Supporting say 4 mics, + speakers, + mixer?
this is very helpful https://medium.com/@joeljohnson/an-aggr...
this is very helpful @joeljohnson /an-aggressors-strategy-to-slither-io-38bb222063f8#. c6q985b56" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
Not even nature is safe from content....
Not even nature is safe from content. https://twitter.
but...I get them to school in the mornings
@maureenflaherty but...
You don't need a custom bespoke CMS unless you have big...
@xor You don't need a custom bespoke CMS unless you have big ideas. Totally your call.
also MORAL MAZES
i ordered, they look great, i kind of want to hang them on...
Surrounded by artists and going to readings, but inside,...
Surrounded by artists and going to readings, but inside, desperate to discuss Harold Geneen's consolidation strategy around ITT.
What is wrong with me, as the son of two poets, that since...
What is wrong with me, as the son of two poets, that since the age of 17 I've been enthralled with stories of corporate restructurings?
Everyone come meet @khoi tonight, we'll ask him questions...
Everyone come meet @khoi tonight, we'll ask him questions in the big room, drink a beer, it'll be crowded &amp; fun. http://www.
You ever look back on life and, no matter how often people...
You ever look back on life and, no matter how often people tell you to accept what you have, you still can't speak with animals?
oh man i'm a sucker for forrest mims fan fiction...
oh man i'm a sucker for forrest mims fan fiction https://twitter.
Khoi Vinh is going to swing by Postlight tonight at 6:30PM
Khoi Vinh is going to swing by Postlight tonight at 6:30PM This is what Khoi sees when he looks at things Postlight is going to do a Q&A tonight with Khoi Vinh. Khoi is currently Principal Designer at Adobe, Design Chair at Wildcard , and co-founder of Kidpost (Kidpost comes HIGHLY RECOMMENDED if you have small children and parents on the Internet).
ulgh that guy
I'm on a bus
sure ford@ftrain.com
@glvninpdx sure ford @ftrain .
then (pan out to reveal enormous flame vista)
THIS is how it ends?
@patbits @adrjeffries @motherboard THIS is how it ends?
They called cars horseless carriages. Then they called...
They called cars horseless carriages. Then they called ubers self-driving cars.
accurate
wait until they assemble in a plaza silently and...
I use the Twitter web client for mobile safari so that I...
I use the Twitter web client for mobile safari so that I never forget I am garbage.
What cheese should you serve with a Jay-Z $700 “Ace of...
What cheese should you serve with a Jay-Z $700 “Ace of Spades” Champagne Armand de Brignac? Brieyoncé!
we need to rescue that bear
Thinking a little differently about Apple TV
Thinking a little differently about Apple TV Not long ago James Wen , an engineer here at Postlight , took some time to learn his way around Apple TV. He is an experienced iOS developer, writing apps for iPhones and iPads, and he came to Apple TV with that perspective.
sup
TALKSHOW LAUNCHED it's very exciting...
TALKSHOW LAUNCHED it's very exciting https://medium. com/talkshow/talkshow-is-texting-in-public-c063b591596e#.
It just took me a minute, I had remembered by the...
@jedschmidt It just took me a minute, I had remembered by the intersection. HELLO.
i promise with my hand on taocp that @postlightagency will...
someone sewed ear bumps
What is a truth and reconciliation committee but a kind of...
@ryansholin What is a truth and reconciliation committee but a kind of post-mortem?
oh god me too
Oh Jesus this is much worse than I thought....
Oh Jesus this is much worse than I thought. https://twitter.
“NOTHING happened Geoff. Nothing! It was just one bad...
“NOTHING happened Geoff. Nothing!
whenever companies announce “revolutionary” new products I...
oh wow I really forgot iTunes Ping
the irony is that he's 26 in that photo
The end of return of the Jedi but the ghosts' heads are...
The end of return of the Jedi but the ghosts' heads are replaced by the Google Reader icon, Flickr, and.... hmm.
wow how many time has this book been written in people's...
Come back Google Reader you poor dead service...
Come back Google Reader you poor dead service http://www. theawl.
It's the same problem—I cut and paste from Medium into...
@ezramechaber It's the same problem—I cut and paste from Medium into Mailchimp, little things ALWAYS go missing.
Podcast #10: The Web is Dead?
Podcast #10: The Web is Dead? Sigh This week Paul and Rich eulogize the web, which has been dying since its inception.
The Web is—Dead?
This essay is a great catalog of Silicon Valley...
This essay is a great catalog of Silicon Valley self-deceptions by @annawiener . It builds soooooo calmly.
It is a VERY SPECIAL DAY and it's so great to see you right...
It is a VERY SPECIAL DAY and it's so great to see you right there at your standing desk workin' away. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO.
Some personnel news. https://twitter.com/ginatrapani/status/...
Some personnel news. https://twitter.
but i already interviewed @kellan on guilt-free...
@marcprecipice @skamille @allspaw but i already interviewed @kellan on guilt-free post-mortems https://trackchanges. postlight.
delivering late is part of this process
because this is a story that I cannot stop thinking about I...
because this is a story that I cannot stop thinking about I wrote a little more about the whole Daily News/CMS thing https://trackchanges. postlight.
HOLY SHIT
shit blake an account that is just like, the GOOD cake...
did it have a big-ass crane just like sticking out the side...
That plus the ability to YouTube like, enormous fishing...
@bdeskin That plus the ability to YouTube like, enormous fishing boats and watch them freeze the fish.
Not intentionally [SYNCHRONICITY STARTS PLAYING] just a...
Ooh I had one years ago where my boss called while I was...
@laura_june Ooh I had one years ago where my boss called while I was watching the kids and when they ran into the room they had no hands.
silicates r my life
When you are 200 years old and run a store filled with...
When you are 200 years old and run a store filled with mystical items and move the inventory to eBay—that's not sad, that's magical realism.
I really have no right to speak for boats, boats might love...
I really have no right to speak for boats, boats might love the media industry.
Nor do boats speak collectively against the media industry.
Nor do boats speak collectively against the media industry.
I don't know if 180 tons is a lot of feldspar or if...
I don't know if 180 tons is a lot of feldspar or if feldspar is a realistic boat cargo or if it came up the coast or down the Hudson.
“You got lots of shares and likes? I came 200 miles up the...
“You got lots of shares and likes? I came 200 miles up the coast with 180 tons of feldspar.
Sure, Manhattan, art, media, and money are cool—but nothing...
Sure, Manhattan, art, media, and money are cool—but nothing is cooler than enormous red boats unloading gravel. Sponsored by the East River.
Here's the Damn Daniel club mix...
Here's the Damn Daniel club mix https://open. spotify.
Well but also it gives you a means to craft your future...
sure of course!
@holden sure of course!
Maureen I'm just experimenting
It appears to have skipped over that and jumped right onto...
@supyo @bennyfactor It appears to have skipped over that and jumped right onto iOS https://blog. placeit.
I guess we knew it went back to Xerox PARC—but it's...
@bennyfactor I guess we knew it went back to Xerox PARC—but it's surprising to see one in the wild in a character interface.
Borland Turbo Debugger for DOS has a sweet little hamburger...
Borland Turbo Debugger for DOS has a sweet little hamburger menu in the top left. https://twitter.
oh god my brain
oh niiiiiiiiice
it's been a real hard couple years babe
i think what i may really want is turbo assembler on dosbox
man i sure have a lot to get done right now but i wonder if...
two or four songs, the best
whoa that sounds great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED1ZIbbxPOc
@snorerot13 https://www. youtube.
I mean what will college even be then?
@anildash I mean what will college even be then?
you are an ... extreme case
@anildash you are an ...
Consequence Management Systems
There’s an activist and columnist named Shaun King. He writes from a progressive position about social justice and race, which makes him a target of much ...
Consequence Management Systems
Consequence Management Systems CC licensed There’s an activist and columnist named Shaun King . He writes from a progressive position about social justice and race, which makes him a target of much criticism on and off the Internet.
Likely! Or melting in an attic.
@hooptysteve Likely! Or melting in an attic.
also i loved the way natalie merchant comes in slightttly...
do you remember when michael stipe debuted this shaven-head...
I wonder where my cassette of The Wishing Chair is these...
I wonder where my cassette of The Wishing Chair is these days. Like, is it in some thrift store upstate?
I make fun of them because I've over three decades I've...
I make fun of them because I've over three decades I've spent at least $2,000 inflation-adjusted on things they made and shows they did.
To the point that they have specific varieties of lemon...
To the point that they have specific varieties of lemon that they enjoy with specific kinds of tea.
All three of these musicians look like they really enjoy...
All three of these musicians look like they really enjoy tea.
“Oh hi, Maestro. You're a good kitty.” [To clerk.] “Is that...
“Oh hi, Maestro. You're a good kitty.
1996: Michael Stipe, Natalie Merchant, Peter Gabriel sing...
1996: Michael Stipe, Natalie Merchant, Peter Gabriel sing “Red Rain” and it will make you miss record store cats. https://www.
let she who is without sin throw the first crabapple
search for "at this point" on this page ...
@mwichary @emckean @ruffian search for "at this point" on this page https://github. com/albertz/Xee/blob/master/XeePhotoshopLoader.
caring about file formats is a major indicator of true...
but archive team is so on it http://fileformats.archiveteam....
@emckean @mwichary @ruffian but archive team is so on it http://fileformats. archiveteam.
playin with fire vogt
My wife is the Columbo in this situation. She put it...
@ellenjpollock1 My wife is the Columbo in this situation. She put it together from loose clues—“Do...
The reason my daughter was throwing tantrums every time...
The reason my daughter was throwing tantrums every time she had to wash her hands is that my son told her the new soap is made of skunks.
we sure do
oh god
Someone did a 3D render of a Minion centipede.
Someone did a 3D render of a Minion centipede.
My children just asked me how Minions go to the bathroom...
My children just asked me how Minions go to the bathroom and I am consequently reading articles about Minion's junk http://m. csmonitor.
went and presented to our company some of what she learned...
@nathanjurgenson @hello_skyler went and presented to our company some of what she learned it was cool!
Ben! Congratulations on your engagement!
@benjaminjackson @harrisj Ben! Congratulations on your engagement!
Mike, I can't tell if you're pansplaining or just being...
@mikeswimm Mike, I can't tell if you're pansplaining or just being ironic.
I enjoy creating large combinatorial pun spaces.
I enjoy creating large combinatorial pun spaces.
“Actually, Jean Auel was a circuit board designer at...
“Actually, Jean Auel was a circuit board designer at Tektronix before she started to write the Earth's Children series,” I Clansplained.
“Actually, in 1968 director Louis Malle and many others...
“Actually, in 1968 director Louis Malle and many others disrupted the projections in solidarity with students and labor,” I Cannesplained.
lizzie i made it to c then i went back to b what is wrong...
“Actually, it's a product of French colonialism—the...
“Actually, it's a product of French colonialism—the cilantro, daikon, and cucumber are Vietnamese,” I bánhsplained.
Depends on the place and the pace. Often you're reviewing a...
@delohaas Depends on the place and the pace. Often you're reviewing a PDF galley, or seeing what goes up online then sending fast fixes.
“Actually, it takes 4,400 cranberries to make one gallon of...
“Actually, it takes 4,400 cranberries to make one gallon of juice, and Ocean Spray is a grower coöperative,” I cransplained.
“Actually, it increases fecal bulk by 157%, and intestinal...
“Actually, it increases fecal bulk by 157%, and intestinal transmit time by 50%,” I bransplained.
that's a great piece and yep, that's the shape of it from...
genuine laughter
that's excellent ... But rare :(
@bdeskin @kleinmatic @sethlipsky that's excellent ...
diplomacy about editorial tech literacy at 💯
why am I spending all this money on an editor when I...
@felixsalmon @max_read why am I spending all this money on an editor when I already spend all this money on editors?
I am super-mindful of postmortem culture in tech vs...
omg it would take six months to recruit a new one NEVER
it could/should work that way but you'd have to train and...
you, just, right between the Yachatz and the Magid you...
It's worth noting that rich text in a browser is a complete...
It's worth noting that rich text in a browser is a complete nightmare top to bottom. https://medium.
This gives a sense of the scope of the problem:...
@felixsalmon @max_read This gives a sense of the scope of the problem: https://medium. com/medium-eng/why-contenteditable-is-terrible-122d8a40e480#.
conceptually it's challenging but doable, but it basically...
@felixsalmon @max_read conceptually it's challenging but doable, but it basically takes a @Medium -scale effort to deal with the edge cases.
I like this lawyer who can't BELIEVE a PUBLISHING CMS could...
@anildash @Beschizza I like this lawyer who can't BELIEVE a PUBLISHING CMS could BE that shitty @Lunar_Camel /are-you-shitting-me-it-doesn-t-allow-you-to-preview-what-you-re-about-to-publish-the-way-my-rinky-a1a5c7c0a162#. tv5wug7bc" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
I've seen it work, but MSWord over email remains the...
@rsiegel I've seen it work, but MSWord over email remains the transmission protocol of choice for the industry.
At work we talk about how programmers have "guilt-free...
@max_read @on3ness At work we talk about how programmers have "guilt-free post-mortems" when things go wrong, and editors just get fired.
Yeah I noticed they were just very graf-y grafs. This just...
@max_read @on3ness Yeah I noticed they were just very graf-y grafs. This just feels like a mistake every editor could easily make.
Well also the need to throw people down the volcano.
@Beschizza Well also the need to throw people down the volcano.
I don't even mean this cynically. Sometimes it's shitty,...
@Beschizza I don't even mean this cynically. Sometimes it's shitty, like here, but that posturing is also how everyone stays on their toes.
I mean, performing righteousness and pretending everyone...
@Beschizza I mean, performing righteousness and pretending everyone doesn't know everyone else felt almost like pure media protocol.
It's like anything, it's going to be a combination of human...
@cbell It's like anything, it's going to be a combination of human error and systems that don't catch/predict that class of error.
Anyway, @jothamist took FULL responsibility, rightly—but...
Anyway, @jothamist took FULL responsibility, rightly—but the situation he was in was very familiar and it could happen to ANY EDITOR TODAY.
You need to have a six-paragraph digression on managing...
@max_read You need to have a six-paragraph digression on managing your self-loathing but otherwise you nailed it.
This is a recognizable situation. I see it everywhere. It's...
This is a recognizable situation. I see it everywhere.
It was written up by @max_read:...
It was written up by @max_read : http://nymag. com/following/2016/04/dont-trust-your-cms.
As a CMS nerd I keep thinking about how crazed workflows...
As a CMS nerd I keep thinking about how crazed workflows &amp; shitty software created a situation where this happened. https://twitter.
I just need to refresh my sources, and I have no time,...
wow this is amazing congrats!
@zeynep wow this is amazing congrats!
hmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/723500679222841344/pho...
@rgodfrey hmm https://twitter.
he said he had many clients from Conde Nast and it had been...
took months
Klassy https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/723494775278567424/...
Klassy https://twitter.
being in NYC helps because people think tech is lame and...
I once had to explain the publishing industry tony...
Thanks! You're kind.
@unicoderainbows @PostlightAgency Thanks! You're kind.
I find this video inexplicably hilarious and watch it over...
Finding an old CD-ROM and a terrible Diablo rap
Finding an old CD-ROM and a terrible Diablo rap No really you want to click here and see this Diablo-based rap Kevin Barrett , a Senior Engineer at Postlight, wrote a short essay about a subject dear to our hearts : Legacy data, when that legacy data is your very own life. There are services (Facebook, TimeHop) that trot out your past, but they show you what you’ve already made public.
whoa https://medium.com/@milistjohn/i-am-alex-st-john-s-daug...
whoa @milistjohn /i-am-alex-st-john-s-daughter-and-he-is-wrong-about-women-in-tech-4728545e7c0e#. cdzexghdu" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
It is really gratifying to be mentioned in dispatches!
@Goldman44 It is really gratifying to be mentioned in dispatches!
Just a thing we do sometimes.
Just a thing we do sometimes.
Just @PostlightAgency helping America.
Just @PostlightAgency helping America.
“Paul Ford and Rich Ziade compelled us to think about the...
“Paul Ford and Rich Ziade compelled us to think about the long term goals of the platform. ” — @Goldman44 @Goldman44 /redesigning-we-the-people-c8ce93f4280#.
this is really nice
April 21, 2016 - Lunch
Cadged from stuff. Food Qty Calories Cookie, one small cookie 3 198 Grits, uncooked, 1 c.
“Some notes on the culture of late 20th cent. mountain...
“Some notes on the culture of late 20th cent. mountain throwers.
Do you think future archaeologists will dig up car parts,...
Do you think future archaeologists will dig up car parts, bottles, and cutlery at the base of a mountain and never know Björk lived there?
ask mark to show you the video of his Samsung fridge, among...
@NoteToSelf @markhurst ask mark to show you the video of his Samsung fridge, among the most hilarious videos I've ever seen.
ohhhhhh
it...is
@kevdog it...
EXACTLY argh
You all did nothing
You just have to think of fractions as wearing jeans shit I...
Hmm "denom" in denominator sounds a little like denim which...
one question I have never been able to answer to my own...
if you google 4/21 you get 0.1904761 but 4/20 is just news...
if you google 4/21 you get 0.
April 21, 2016 - Breakfast
DIDN'T FIT IN TABLE so that's always good. Food Qty Calories 100-calorie unit of flavor 2 200 Granola, 1 c.
April 21, 2016 - Non-event
It's time to start again right. I'll take a photo on my way into work.
I hate the way the webbies reward popularity
on safari I have *no* topics on top. HMMMM!
@osulop on safari I have *no* topics on top. HMMMM!
probably!
@osulop probably!
Ben a word of advice—set your bots to die after four years...
@benbrown Ben a word of advice—set your bots to die after four years and establish a police force to track them down known as BLADE RUNNERS.
i'm TRIMBY, there's room in my back yard
It sounds like you're trying to let's see some actual bots!!
@benbrown It sounds like you're trying to let's see some actual bots!!
you were cool
http://www.tkachenko.com/blog/archives/000125.html
@tigoe @runemadsen @shiffman http://www. tkachenko.
"need to...learn...scheme..."
@tigoe @runemadsen @shiffman "need to... learn...
i'm having actual real life flashbacks
it was a dark time
rune don't take me seriously i've written like 50,000 lines...
magicbook looks like a GREAT tool made by people who are...
anyway i'm writing in org-mode and using pandoc->docx...
it looks great it's just the idea that dealing with shitty...
“You want that command-line tool be be written in...
@runemadsen @tigoe @shiffman “You want that command-line tool be be written in Node-only. No more XSLT.
the internet is an epistemological goat rodeo that's for...
well no i mean and maybe the fact that images are off to...
took four tries but man did you bring those disparate...
hahahahahahahdgs'phijg'pihfrhjknl'' if only if ONLY
when you need to describe curtains opaquely
not as much since i moved but actually I DO take the b68...
when you need to describe brutalism concretely rusty really...
images just have very convenient semantic boundaries when...
i know it's weird, it works well, i did it the other day...
For today's @PostlightAgency newsletter, I wrote about...
For today's @PostlightAgency newsletter, I wrote about something I often think about: Image search is true search https://trackchanges. postlight.
news is fixed
omg
a little awkward in my timeline right now...
@shelbydavis @mathowie a little awkward in my timeline right now https://twitter.
the quotes at the bottom my heart
The kind that makes them money is progress and the other...
@raganwald The kind that makes them money is progress and the other kind is the enemy of progress (like with http://internet. org).
Wow this is an EXTREMELY USEFUL point. The people who like...
@raganwald Wow this is an EXTREMELY USEFUL point. The people who like disruption that generates value they can capture HATE the other kind.
keep trying this thread is a positive community that...
if i make anything in my life 1/10th as perfect as TNL i...
open thread: post photos of only the greatest things ever...
open thread: post photos of only the greatest things ever https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/722781066713378816/photo/1
@robdubbin https://twitter.
the face of...the internet
@robdubbin the face of...
which story do you remember best
it...does https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7227788839347240...
@robdubbin it... does https://twitter.
slowly empathy built up and i could imagine how happy...
10 seconds of "oh fuck that" followed by an out-loud laugh
Panama papers really gonna blow the lid off all this shit
it's one of those "newcomer controversially shakes up...
Leah Finnegan was an annotator until she was thirty. Then...
@leahfinnegan Leah Finnegan was an annotator until she was thirty. Then she had an unlikely encounter at Bicycle Habitat.
you could be really great and the your New Yorker profile...
we don't need your fairness
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/722747674735149056/photo/1
@patbits https://twitter.
you know, he speaks his mind
about 140 people voted for clinton or sanders in...
@patbits about 140 people voted for clinton or sanders in comparison, it's from http://www. nytimes.
my electoral district went for trump, but there was only...
my electoral district went for trump, but there was only one vote cast https://twitter.
This story by @fimoculous about seeing what the Internet...
This story by @fimoculous about seeing what the Internet has done to his hometown was really satisfying https://backchannel. com/the-internet-really-has-changed-everything-here-s-the-proof-928eaead18a8#.
this is great I loved reading it
Google image search is the true search
Google image search is the true search Here’s what happens when you search for “inspirational quote” on Google: Okay, so that links me to a bunch of sites with inspirational quotes, where presumably my inspirational quotes needs would be fully met. But what about when you look at just images?
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SPACE IN NYC for your THING? Get an...
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SPACE IN NYC for your THING? Get an office adjacent to the office of this good man @zeldman http://www.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I mean this is VERY close to being better than numeric...
METHOD OF ENTERING TELEPHONE NUMBER INTO DIGITAL FORM USING...
wait if we automagically figured out areacode what would...
Yep, there should. We're figuring it out as we go.
@hananc Yep, there should. We're figuring it out as we go.
just a little levelsetting u would not believe what people...
@skamille just a little levelsetting u would not believe what people think this career IS?
Realish talk: if you wonder: is tech/programming for me?...
Realish talk: if you wonder: is tech/programming for me? Well, these are your bosses.
Whoosh this article about a doxxing service Kickstarter...
Whoosh this article about a doxxing service Kickstarter that waded into the gmrgt shitstorm http://nymag. com/following/2016/04/how-social-autopsy-fell-for-gamergate-trutherism.
getting hives reading that
niiiice
imagine a book like a spell book in Harry Potter that just...
To compete with BuzzFeed a newspaper could put rubber bands...
To compete with BuzzFeed a newspaper could put rubber bands around a columnist until they explode.
one day
heh not me that would be Tom. Otherwise we lose our...
@kellan heh not me that would be Tom. Otherwise we lose our non-explicit rating!
On the podcast we talked to @skamille & @kellan about...
On the podcast we talked to @skamille &amp; @kellan about what CTOs do. It goes deep into manager nerdtown &amp; I loved it.
or coffee while listening to the radio true
most depressing is shower
double sided and you have eight and a whole manual is like,...
heh
Camille and Kellan are Friends (and CTOs)
Podcast #9: Camille and Kellan are Friends (and CTOs)
Podcast #9: Camille and Kellan are Friends (and CTOs) This week Paul and Rich talk to two former chief technology officers (CTOs) who are also good friends and frequent collaborators: Camille Fournier , who was previously at Rent the Runway , and Kellan Elliott-McCrea , who was previously at Etsy . They discuss the role of the CTO within a company, share experiences from the trenches, compare their experiences managing engineers versus managing CEOS, and swap stories about the most colossal technical outages that happened on their respective watches (Kellan took down Yahoo Messenger [literally]; Camille ruined everyone’s Thanksgiving [well a network switch was reconfigured, it was a bad day]).
Sweet augmented reality YouTube cakes...
Sweet augmented reality YouTube cakes http://youtu.
yes wait actually NO
i feel that there's something to be done with the X pos...
I'm not saying it's a good idea.
@pmg I'm not saying it's a good idea.
I would literally prefer to do my taxes than see Guns 'N...
I would literally prefer to do my taxes than see Guns 'N Roses live.
“I know but the headliner that night is Guns 'N Roses, I'll...
“I know but the headliner that night is Guns 'N Roses, I'll just go back to the car and do it then and mail them the next day.
You all mock but I think I am the kind of person who would...
You all mock but I think I am the kind of person who would do his taxes at Coachella, That's a VERY easy scenario to imagine.
wellllll nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
there's definitely vitriol :)
i wonder what still supports WAP
right! also underneath that aesthetic they really pull out...
@ffangohr right! also underneath that aesthetic they really pull out all the digital stops (they are geniuses).
oh lord if only, i get 200 minutes per week to serve as...
by “jelly” i meant “gelatinous”
i'm prolly jelly cuz i didn't get invited to theorizing the...
It's hard to name web aesthetic movements is what i wrote...
It's hard to name web aesthetic movements is what i wrote for today's newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.
“from diamond cuffs to handcuffs”
It's gonna be really cool when our old pal @khoi comes to...
It's gonna be really cool when our old pal @khoi comes to Postlight &amp; talks about what the hell he's up to at Adobe. https://twitter.
shit so real
this is so good http://okeypanky.com/post/143005240569/comic...
this is so good http://okeypanky.
this is sooooooogoooooooood
Cool HTML story. https://twitter.com/WebSafe2k16/status/7220...
Cool HTML story. https://twitter.
Large media organizations can succeed online if they learn...
Large media organizations can succeed online if they learn to capitalize on the talents of the people they've fired.
DMed
just watch this a couple times and think about the ways...
just watch this a couple times and think about the ways life can turn out https://www. youtube.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/721904676539645952/photo/1
@leahfinnegan https://twitter.
i was never really a forceful editor but every day i read...
hey that's very kind, thank you!
@dd_de_b @richziade hey that's very kind, thank you!
it's on youtube in its entirety with BENNY HILL STREET...
they just stuck with it whatever it was and had so much...
I mean they set up the joke for it to be a Bergman film and...
I mean they set up the joke for it to be a Bergman film and then do the whole damn Bergman film.
awwwww fuck that's fantastic
God SCTV was great. I can totally understand not loving...
God SCTV was great. I can totally understand not loving this but it's just so gold.
It’s Hard to Name Web Aesthetic Movements
There’s a site, Brutalist Web Sites, that aggregates websites that look kind of raw—that show their seams. The citizens of Hacker News, where I (this is ...
Thanks, that’s good context!
Thanks, that’s good context!
It’s Hard to Name Web Aesthetic Movements
It’s Hard to Name Web Aesthetic Movements There’s a site, Brutalist Web Sites , that aggregates websites that look kind of raw—that show their seams. The citizens of Hacker News, where I (this is Paul) found the link this morning, immediately undertook to argue whether the sites shown are truly Brutalist or not—but of course, as Wikipedia points out (after some arguments of its own ), there is no one clear true definition of Brutalism.
flossie is the greatest person who ever lived...
flossie is the greatest person who ever lived https://www. youtube.
breakmaster cylinder is pretty good
hi ladies nice to see you here this afternoon
it's really good! we bought it from a service. i had to...
@dancohen @richziade it's really good! we bought it from a service.
i just watched it too it's classic
remember this too this was good...
@DockJaw remember this too this was good https://www. youtube.
How quickly we forget the suffering of the Linsane.
How quickly we forget the suffering of the Linsane.
maybe in heaven where he belongs
yes!
@DockJaw yes!
80% of management at postlight is discussing http://wish.com
@djacobs 80% of management at postlight is discussing http://wish.
see also this disclaimer which is so good...
@textfiles see also this disclaimer which is so good https://www. jwz.
we put the carpet in so you could sleep right here on the...
what if the entire ramp was a screen NO TIME TO TALK GET...
i love how much this article tracks to articles about sex...
a microphone with an accelerometer that could trigger a...
it's good to remember who we are now
“Don’t be in the game industry if you can’t love all 80...
@textfiles “Don’t be in the game industry if you can’t love all 80 hours/week of it—you’re taking a job from somebody...
i just got back from fairway
mark are you complaining that the expensive app-driven...
Pete c'mon
Im at the carters shop. Im at oshkoshbgosh. I'm at the...
Im at the carters shop. Im at oshkoshbgosh.
Sometimes I forget that organic gardening is metal af...
Sometimes I forget that organic gardening is metal af https://twitter.
Thank you!
@MetroManTO @joshuatopolsky Thank you!
write a letter we will read and discuss it! If you want!
@jorydayne write a letter we will read and discuss it! If you want!
compliment sandwich!
@jorydayne compliment sandwich!
that guy NEVER goes to Brooklyn
FINO sounds so...final, it's perfect
@the_jozen_one FINO sounds so...
Could be worse I guess https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/720...
Could be worse I guess https://twitter.
Whenever I hear "bucket list" I think it's a data structure.
Whenever I hear "bucket list" I think it's a data structure.
"how long do I have before it all goes south"
it actually was just a certain look in the eye--waiting for...
capitalism I mean what can I say
Meet the Lux Framework!
Meet the Lux Framework! Some nice timber framing to get across the idea that this is a framework If you program you know what a framework is—a set of pre-coded utilities and routines that make it easy for programmers to attack a certain problem in a consistent manner.
Meet the Lux Framework!
A few years ago I was working for a very lean web startup. The team consisted of myself and my father and neither of us could write code. Sure I dabbled a ...
thanks for coming on our podcast
compliment
https://trackchanges.postlight.com/today-s-postlight-newslet...
https://trackchanges. postlight.
Twitter ruined our ability to have any more Lilith Fairs imo
yeah i mean i would LOVE to go back and time and hit up...
you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem and a...
oh patrick things are bad but nowhere near colour of spring...
FIRE ON BABYLON OH YES A CHANGE HAS COME
This morning really sucked and it's time to bring out the...
This morning really sucked and it's time to bring out the big guns. https://twitter.
right?
@Lalabadie @hello_skyler right?
oooof but also this is a very important document but also...
IllBeThere.dll https://mobile.twitter.com/textfiles/status/7...
IllBeThere. dll https://mobile.
I'm a bot
good work
Today’s Postlight newsletter is simply a screenshot of an article from Re/Code
Today’s Postlight newsletter is simply a screenshot of an article from Re/Code We’re going to come back tomorrow and hopefully there’ll be a new Internet by then.
so @hello_skyler took over the newsletter today and filled...
so @hello_skyler took over the newsletter today and filled it with DESIGN https://trackchanges. postlight.
Hmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/720379090017128448/pho...
Hmm https://twitter.
http://mlkshk.com/p/187CL https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...
http://mlkshk. com/p/187CL https://twitter.
new coders, take a survey about your new coding...
new coders, take a survey about your new coding https://freecodecamp. typeform.
the core problem is following people
also you have no idea how much hate hand puppets get,...
@droob also you have no idea how much hate hand puppets get, people are like, not marionettes?
plus i mean i'm not even mostly a writer and there are ZERO...
@droob plus i mean i'm not even mostly a writer and there are ZERO entrepreneurs who are like, "started in family business, puppetry.
can still do whole gingerbread man from memory w/voices...
hahashsadfflhjk;de'hjkl;
no but that was like actually normal! compared to doing...
@droob no but that was like actually normal! compared to doing puppet shows for suburban kids for $100 a pop?
it was just like, on saturdays on local AM radio? my mom...
@droob it was just like, on saturdays on local AM radio? my mom was a puppeteer?
meaning did i write that when i was 28 yes i did
i miss making weird art by slowly turning knobs i want to...
That may have been the most fun I've ever had making...
@shabbychef That may have been the most fun I've ever had making something.
I wish we still *HAD* that radio show.
@shabbychef I wish we still *HAD* that radio show.
Beezus is the CFO for a company that provides coffee...
@kylewmahan Beezus is the CFO for a company that provides coffee services to megachurches, based in Tempe.
he's at an agency, married, kid coming, loves to tell...
Actually I did have a radio show when I was 15 with my Mom...
Actually I did have a radio show when I was 15 with my Mom for six months, a kid's radio show? I forgot about that.
they had me go on some distant NPR show to talk about it...
it was a different time
I like keeping track of people in songs and books, I wrote...
I like keeping track of people in songs and books, I wrote this 14 years ago: http://www. themorningnews.
I hope she became a lawyer or something.
I hope she became a lawyer or something.
I just figured I'm nearly the same age as Ramona Quimby,...
I just figured I'm nearly the same age as Ramona Quimby, who was 8 in '81, so she's probably not dead, which is comforting.
Some interesting patterns
Some interesting patterns Because I (Paul) am a huge nerd this newsletter often talks more about engineering and product development. Postlight is, however, just as dedicated to design as engineering.
sorry I was talking to joel
what if the problem is that you just love men too much
gotcher Track Changes podcast right here...
gotcher Track Changes podcast right here https://soundcloud.
The Billfold is the future of media http://thebillfold.com...
The Billfold is the future of media http://thebillfold. com [SPONSORED TWEET...
you know Anil, I've tried but for some weird reason I...
@anildash @ginatrapani you know Anil, I've tried but for some weird reason I cannot perceive people believe everything I say.
“Tell your wife—thank you.” An actual quote from the Board...
“Tell your wife—thank you. ” An actual quote from the Board of Ed people as the kids and I left kindergarten registration.
“Do you have the immunization—my—proof of address—God—oh...
“Do you have the immunization—my—proof of address—God—oh wow! ” I was so proud.
Went to register kids for kindergarten and my wife had...
Went to register kids for kindergarten and my wife had prepared the forms so well they passed them around. “Wait...
i pissed off not just some but all of metafilter
I think you can start by doubling your tips
I mean I kind of did bring that one on myself, BUT its...
they asked me to go on good morning America and fox and...
it's my day to feel like a lady
Rip irony miss u
lol I'm gonna get to block so many people since you tweeted...
I mean that is almost definitely the case
but many other students too
[rubs hands together, nods] still got it
it was acpi error logging! i had to turn off acpi in grub....
@djacobs it was acpi error logging! i had to turn off acpi in grub.
oh lord no
very possibke
it understands me so good
20 years of running my own linux servers and i live on the...
a man, agement slack channel
outside of media this is known as management
there we go back to four processors which makes sense, all...
there we go back to four processors which makes sense, all i had to do was add acpi=off to grub &amp; sudo grub-update https://twitter.
like if this is the FINAL statement then welp
however I got it, rogue acpi process
Linux ford-PowerSpec 4.2.0-35-generic #40-Ubuntu SMP Tue...
@vielmetti Linux ford-PowerSpec 4. 2.
Ahhhhh dmesg has a lot of ACPI errors, gonna mess with grub...
it's like a scream out the window thing for me
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/719704055916990465/photo/1
@vielmetti https://twitter.
Okay so! It's kworker https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7197...
Okay so! It's kworker https://twitter.
i'm losing my mind not discussing this
works a treat glenn, just gotta install from github over a...
this is similar except it's the computer doing it to itself
nah openbsd maybe but not stock ubuntu
Also once I updated firmware and it went to 4 CPUs but then...
Also once I updated firmware and it went to 4 CPUs but then I did an apt-get dist-upgrade and it went back to 8.
So that's the thing, there's no obvious CPU culprit....
So that's the thing, there's no obvious CPU culprit. https://twitter.
no but! https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/719700700549275648...
@codinghorror no but! https://twitter.
leah whenever i say anything mean online it is NEVER about...
NERDS: I've got this big Linux machine not doing a lot and...
NERDS: I've got this big Linux machine not doing a lot and whenever I run htop it looks like this, why is #1 pegged? https://twitter.
I mean I HOPE
not anymore? Like, I'm living sociopath free and loving it
@knowtheory not anymore?
either
Didn't return email. Bad date in 1999. Said something mean...
Didn't return email. Bad date in 1999.
I ran down a list of people I can't stand and thought of...
I ran down a list of people I can't stand and thought of why I hate them and my reasons were mostly really stupid.
you all see this http://www.buzzfeed.com/sapna/say-no-to-the...
@mathowie @richziade @_loveallthis @GlennF you all see this http://www. buzzfeed.
Takin’ it Meta
Podcast #8: Takin’ it Meta
Podcast #8: Takin’ it Meta An exceptionally meta keyboard for the Symbolics LISP machine This week Paul and Rich make a podcast about making a podcast — or more specifically, about the difficulties of publishing content on disparate platforms across the web. They discuss native advertising versus more traditional marketing, and Rich asks for clarification: “I just need to know Paul Ford hasn’t whored himself out.
i annotated your will at http://genius.it/leahfinnegan.com
@leahfinnegan i annotated your will at http://genius. it/leahfinnegan.
linux of the octotop
i feel that imperiousness is bad in a manager
People at work said, “they tried to deliver certified mail,...
People at work said, “they tried to deliver certified mail, do you want it? ” So I emailed I WANT IT, IT IS MY WILL!
whoa now i need to find this
i'm nervous
come on sara you CAN even
here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WDlRg9XCM
here you go https://www. youtube.
the cover of 2014's meat atlas is so good...
the cover of 2014's meat atlas is so good https://en. wikipedia.
the internet is a nice place where people are friends
oh hah yeah hi was just saying mapzen and there's mapzen....
@riordan @harrisj @mapzen @alloftheplaces oh hah yeah hi was just saying mapzen and there's mapzen. hey dave!
I think MapZen is pretty serious
It's just so good also it has the picture of the toilet,...
The pun on this title is just for me...
The pun on this title is just for me https://medium. com/p/d8422a8d387a#.
yes—but it's been deprioritized and requires a DOM song and...
the fact that you have to click a magnifying glass to pop...
i dunno with just a little work your name becomes “Jeer if...
I like getting random links from internet people it's part...
still sittin
it COULD be perfect if it were emailed to me in text for me...
oh bill like children will blog
It was an awesome piece BTW!
@caseyjohnston @kashhill It was an awesome piece BTW!
I have no evidence either way it just was unsurprising to...
@caseyjohnston @kashhill I have no evidence either way it just was unsurprising to me that they could go 17 years and not know.
I believed it because MaxMind is SO old now and was...
@caseyjohnston @kashhill I believed it because MaxMind is SO old now and was designed for a different, less batshit-insane Internet.
Between a double and the deep blue sea
Between a double and the deep blue sea Things were much easier then There’s this company called MaxMind. If you were a web nerd in the early 2000s you probably know them: Since around 2000 they’ve released software that turns Internet addresses into geographic locations.
Between a Double and the Deep Blue Sea
Things were much easier then There’s this company called MaxMind. If you were a web nerd in the early 2000s you probably know them: Since around 2000 ...
their little heads tho
they've pre-curated 74 pages-worth by max adorableness...
@jackrusher @missginsu they've pre-curated 74 pages-worth by max adorableness http://www. babygoatsandfriends.
not just ANY @annegalloway but purrrrrrseeeelipppppsquarrrrr...
@HappyHorseSkull @annegalloway not just ANY @annegalloway but purrrrrrseeeelipppppsquarrrrreeejawwwwwwwww!
how can this site have only 297,423 ratings
“page 1 of 4230”, rip april
you ever see a URL so goddam perfect that it makes you just...
you ever see a URL so goddam perfect that it makes you just stop and close your eyes and breathe out http://www. babygoatsandfriends.
my wife just convinced the twins that they WANTED to watch...
they've been under a lot of stress
right but also “grinning face with smiling eyes” READ THE...
Alternately: Things that make Samsung and Google happy are...
Alternately: Things that make Samsung and Google happy are grating to Apple and Facebook.
online communication is very difficult...
online communication is very difficult http://grouplens. org/blog/investigating-the-potential-for-miscommunication-using-emoji/ (via @waxpancake ) https://twitter.
also every time I flushed the toilet I heard coughing
hmmm I wonder what it would take to get that fourth star
people are leaving reviews on the manor house motel yelp...
people are leaving reviews on the manor house motel yelp page from the gay talese story http://www. yelp.
ulgh
important work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_HIt3ZH9BM
important work https://www. youtube.
where can i download all 22 seasons of unwrapped i know...
i do love data
Thank god I'm just a writer/businessperson and don't work...
@digiphile @smfrogers Thank god I'm just a writer/businessperson and don't work for a transparency org. I can just point and run.
There are so many people involved! Journalists, subjects,...
@digiphile @smfrogers There are so many people involved! Journalists, subjects, researchers, transparency advocates, governments.
it is extremely dependent on the overall buttercream...
oh okay I thought that might be a thing maybe in Australia...
agreed
I like the chef's calm professionalism far more than the...
tweet-718798533604818948
My children insisted we watch this cake video before...
My children insisted we watch this cake video before breakfast http://youtu. be/aROCOn0GXRs https://twitter.
is this u https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7185783660817981...
@katienotopoulos is this u https://twitter.
INTERESTING!
@jonathanstray @overviewproject INTERESTING!
i need to up my rates
cool they translated the postlight newsletter into japanese...
cool they translated the postlight newsletter into japanese i think http://www. newsweekjapan.
definitely wonderful
also EXCELLENT
oh god yes
that's just what happens with heavy bags
Home late about to put key in door....
Home late about to put key in door. https://twitter.
568 Broadway I checked so that I can be always ready...
What is better in this world than being in a cab down...
What is better in this world than being in a cab down Broadway at midnight? https://twitter.
Two young women on Houston just asked me if I knew where...
Two young women on Houston just asked me if I knew where the Forever 21 was and I just started crying.
Cool to host @Medium at @PostlightAgency as they launch...
Cool to host @Medium at @PostlightAgency as they launch tools for publishers. One tool they are offering is revenue.
ASMR as a Platform
ASMR as a Platform Today’s newsletter topic comes from Kevin Barrett , a senior software engineer at Postlight. In a post here on Track Changes he wrote about ASMR—“a silly medicalish retronym that some clever pseudoscientist coined to diagnose — and keep in mind that ASMR is nothing if not hand-wavey — that tingly feeling in the back of your head .
i'm sorry i messed with your life
this is the one they spoke of
the student has become the master...
the student has become the master https://twitter.
It's a good question.
@internetrebecca It's a good question.
it was a pretty funny burn though, sometimes hilarity just...
@kosamari it was a pretty funny burn though, sometimes hilarity just takes over what can you do?
someone in the crowd yelled joan didion
we only own ourselves
I think no one should be a fan of anything at the moment...
it's really great but people talk about it like its...
what is cold
that said could people shut up about fucking frank Sinatra...
literally everything we do will be wrong there will be no...
can you imagine the shitshow of the internet plus 50 years?...
@laura_june can you imagine the shitshow of the internet plus 50 years? There will be no leeway.
I put google calendar reminders out into my 80s to help me...
one little article trashing succulents and you'll be...
Casey is usually right BUT a critical assessment of...
can't wait for the post movie tweet on this one
I hope you survive, house
this guy
i also would like to congratulate @houseofcoates
i don't know
nope, this is not accurate, I wouldn't be, nor am I...
it feels like the large brand launch is now the de-facto...
RIGHT Heartbleed was the one where I was like WHAT IS...
i check http://leahfinnegan.com/ but it doesn't mention...
@leahfinnegan i check http://leahfinnegan.
I also wrote about the Panama Papers today on my corporate...
I also wrote about the Panama Papers today on my corporate newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.
I was cursed by a wizard. He let me see the future of the...
I was cursed by a wizard. He let me see the future of the media industry, but I could only make jokes about it–like Cassandra, but fun.
I wrote about BIG DATA LEAKS and JOURNALISM for the New...
I wrote about BIG DATA LEAKS and JOURNALISM for the New Republic, but I wrote it last month https://newrepublic.
thanks @BBGMedia ilu
This sentence! https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/71772067013...
This sentence! https://twitter.
hand son paper with the words "subscribe for great stuff in...
@patbits @rustyk5 @biocuriosity hand son paper with the words "subscribe for great stuff in your inbox" these are my calls to action.
son, this is my dormant newsletter. When I was young it had...
@rustyk5 @patbits @biocuriosity son, this is my dormant newsletter. When I was young it had 38% open rate.
which means we will have email newsletter hiatuses for...
Oh huh it's in two categories and I'm super-confused....
Oh huh it's in two categories and I'm super-confused. https://twitter.
lol speaking of https://twitter.com/patbits/status/717713030...
@patbits @rustyk5 @biocuriosity lol speaking of https://twitter.
the Apache web server
accurate
Trust @Tolar! Forget vain http://VF.com or bloomin' Onion....
Trust @Tolar ! Forget vain http://VF.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/717711571435266048/photo/1
@DockJaw https://twitter.
Leah saying you hate something is still talking about it
this passed the bechdel test good for you
Oh god who ever is hitting the button plea as stop I was...
Oh wow my publishing industry shock collar just gave me a...
Oh wow my publishing industry shock collar just gave me a warning tingle. I love The New Yorker, everyone.
oh Anil
Leah one day you will incorporate Finnegan LLC and it will...
Camille are you from the philly area and if so should we...
Remember a vote for me doesn't just encourage my work. It...
Remember a vote for me doesn't just encourage my work. It also takes votes AWAY from The New Yorker.
caymans are tacky I'm a Dutch Antilles man
what were the skies like when you were young?
@DockJaw @adrjeffries what were the skies like when you were young?
Just a reminder that there are legitimate business reasons...
direct democracy is the best
you're a big deal here
whoa
What sort of Millennial-trophy bullshit is that?
@harrisj What sort of Millennial-trophy bullshit is that?
You monsters are going to make me include “Webby-NOMINATED”...
You monsters are going to make me include “Webby-NOMINATED” on my one-paragraph bio? Like I'm freaking ORKUT?
Twenty years creating your free Internet content and this...
Twenty years creating your free Internet content and this is how you repay me? https://pv.
it was fun! i was glad to do it.
@divinetechygirl it was fun! i was glad to do it.
they are garbage
and I said everything, in fact i wouldn't shut up about it.
@leahfinnegan and I said everything, in fact i wouldn't shut up about it.
Tell the #Webbys. BEAR WITNESS....
Tell the #Webbys . BEAR WITNESS.
tom i have never had the slightest inkling what the cool...
wow that pic. MOS 6502—worth a shot.
@manoushz @StephenWilson @markhurst wow that pic. MOS 6502—worth a shot.
this would be relevant to my interests but i do not know of...
it's magical right? it turns the volume down.
@livlab it's magical right? it turns the volume down.
I love new online experiences
the murderer and the journalist
it's much easier to subscribe online
euphemistically this is known as "subscribing to Harper's"
No, that is not my point. This is a corporate newsletter. I’m not lecturing anyone on purity.
No, that is not my point. This is a corporate newsletter.
Also of course I’m ambivalent. What the hell is wrong with ambivalence?
Also of course I’m ambivalent. What the hell is wrong with ambivalence?
I’m okay with you not understanding.
I’m okay with you not understanding.
Commenting on Data Leaks
Still life with Leeks (Carl Schuch) Have you heard about the Panama Papers? Or seen the Panama Papers website? Or seen the #panamapapers hashtag? Or read ...
Commenting on leaks
Commenting on leaks Still life with Leeks (Carl Schuch) Have you heard about the Panama Papers ? Or seen the Panama Papers website ?
Right! And I mean, at some level they absolutely should be doing this.
Right! And I mean, at some level they absolutely should be doing this.
Yeah that’s good feedback — I’m actually making this point when I say it’s “latent” but I could…
Yeah that’s good feedback — I’m actually making this point when I say it’s “latent” but I could have been more clear. We agree completely.
What Should We Do About Big Data Leaks?
lastly does he see the homebrew computer club anywhere else...
@manoushz lastly does he see the homebrew computer club anywhere else now, or was that something that could only happen once?
does he still think in apple ii MOS 6502 chips? Or does he...
@manoushz does he still think in apple ii MOS 6502 chips? Or does he think in Intel now?
what is it like to have an obsession that changes the...
@manoushz what is it like to have an obsession that changes the world? And then the world keeps going but you still have the obsession?
i think a lot about what he said here in 2014...
@manoushz i think a lot about what he said here in 2014 http://www. willegal.
fair
oh I've moved on
thank you Kristopher our work here is done
umm
convenient that the newsletter is called everything changes...
we will remember
diet Sprite time #JaneaneGarofolo
I am a big fan of what Medium is doing but I don't think...
gonna go get some wings and some bleu cheese dip...
it's a great tweet
it's how I relax http://www.ftrain.com/nanolaw.html
@TheDecentTech it's how I relax http://www. ftrain.
“Okay car, take me to a coffee shop that isn't a...
“Okay car, take me to a coffee shop that isn't a Starbucks. ” “Sure, that is a $4.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/717347033602990080/photo/1
@internetofshit https://twitter.
close your eyes and imagine google calendar
also https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/717344771421913088/ph...
@leahfinnegan also https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/717344215626334208/photo/1
@leahfinnegan https://twitter.
Paul.
Paul.
Linux is a great OS for self-driving cars because it has...
Linux is a great OS for self-driving cars because it has amazing driver support.
Yes honey I just upgraded to V. 19 Zaftig Zebra I have the...
Yes honey I just upgraded to V. 19 Zaftig Zebra I have the freedom to drive anywhere I wa https://twitter.
“Monolithic kernels are just superior” crashes into train.
“Monolithic kernels are just superior” crashes into train.
I can't wait until people start jailbreaking their cars....
I can't wait until people start jailbreaking their cars. Will 2023 be the year of Linux on the Freeway?
sorry I block all bots
this upsets my business partner & I so much we paid to...
@therealfitz @sara_ann_marie @meyerweb this upsets my business partner &amp; I so much we paid to record our complaining http://trackchanges. libsyn.
I think we are past the point where “we never...
@therealfitz @sara_ann_marie @meyerweb I think we are past the point where “we never anticipated... ” is defensible.
This is the exact subject of this useful book...
@therealfitz This is the exact subject of this useful book https://abookapart.
The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 2
Podcast #7: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 2
Podcast #7: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 2 Click on this to hear the podcast We finish our conversation with Dean Hachamovitch, and while we start out making fun of Clippy, we end up discussing conversational interfaces, security and privacy, and the responsibilities of software development. As Rich puts it, “I just want to congratulate everyone here for smoothly weaving Clippy into some NPR-ish conversation.
gonna be great
not according to my observations from my hotel
I think the worst is Dan talking about Wawa on his phone
Does this mean we can finally stop kissing New Journalism's...
Does this mean we can finally stop kissing New Journalism's ass all the time?
listen who has the hard drive space
this is a great, and fun, piece but the author should...
I.e. Brooklyn
@jackrusher I. e.
Panamax Papers for the larger man
i am here to help
i know it's after 3pm so you probably went home but just in...
i'm two blocks away from your job and can swing by and will...
granted often via direct mail (i know i know but it WORKS)
i dunno i think the not-for-profit media is pretty good at...
I think this is the first time a major leak has been...
@joshuatopolsky @gabrielsnyder @felixsalmon I think this is the first time a major leak has been heavily branded, it's very interesting!
Or hours spent mining, either by humans or computers.
@felixsalmon @gabrielsnyder Or hours spent mining, either by humans or computers.
Well... # of documents (11.5MM), total corpus size in...
@felixsalmon @gabrielsnyder Well... # of documents (11.
Felix, I am keeping over TWO TRILLION secrets from you...
@felixsalmon @gabrielsnyder Felix, I am keeping over TWO TRILLION secrets from you right now. In this box.
I personally found the quantification of secrets kind of...
bullshit
mark you wrote this tweet for free but i don't think it's...
LOOKIN GOOD, NERDS http://www.techiesproject.com/
LOOKIN GOOD, NERDS http://www. techiesproject.
wait what is this
I'm entering your building
What IS all this shit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7169...
What IS all this shit https://twitter.
Is it still polyamory if I don't wear a cape?
@patbits Is it still polyamory if I don't wear a cape?
When someone selects “it's complicated,” just think of this...
When someone selects “it's complicated,” just think of this chart. https://twitter.
Cool!
@CodeNewbies Cool!
Also extracting latent networks from corpora at that size...
Also extracting latent networks from corpora at that size is non-trivial BUT it also fits in a drive the size of a thick piece of toast.
Although every time they say “2.5 terabytes” I think of Dr....
Although every time they say “2. 5 terabytes” I think of Dr.
Wow the Panama Papers is Ashley Madison for global...
Wow the Panama Papers is Ashley Madison for global kleptocrats.
That piece stayed with me because the self-mocking,...
@ntabebe That piece stayed with me because the self-mocking, ambitious, vulnerable supermodel writing clean grafs is kind of an outlier.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/aging_b_771127.html
@ntabebe http://m. huffpost.
Creator of Dwarf Fortress describes debugging....
Creator of Dwarf Fortress describes debugging. #page -1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.
hah! you're totally right.
@merveille hah! you're totally right.
i have a print subscription
umm Leah I just got my copy off Outrage Weekly and you guys...
hah this is EVERY site not just one particular site
i say that to the mirror EVERY DAY
when brands engage https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7166284...
when brands engage https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716627933109096448/photo/1
@zeynep https://twitter.
yes
i forgot i took this but it's perfect for a slide about...
i forgot i took this but it's perfect for a slide about online user behavior https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716626366473572352/photo/1
@mbostock https://twitter.
also everyone who worked on it quit
the article is pretty wild http://www.artofwellbeing.com/201...
@broderick @katienotopoulos the article is pretty wild http://www. artofwellbeing.
Plus SV abhors/fights all regulation, and tech is actively...
@zeynep Plus SV abhors/fights all regulation, and tech is actively destroying AND saving the media, it's a cognitive whirlpool.
People intuitively expect either (1) a smoking gun [I FOUND...
@zeynep People intuitively expect either (1) a smoking gun [I FOUND THE HACKER/BUG]; or (2) a miracle fix.
Exactly. Also they see movies. So you end up with things...
@zeynep Exactly. Also they see movies.
One thing I realized from the feedback to "What Is Code" is...
@zeynep One thing I realized from the feedback to "What Is Code" is that a majority of people learn about software through its marketing.
I think it's obvious to our cohort but baffling to every...
@zeynep I think it's obvious to our cohort but baffling to every other cohort, including nearly 100% of people in media.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716491343552503808/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716490131096608768/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716488890685722624/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716487975220207617/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716486383980961792/photo/1
https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/716473742550044672/photo/1
https://twitter.
Am I the only person who owned this cassette?...
Am I the only person who owned this cassette? https://twitter.
it'd been a while and also i had a bunch of versions of go...
i mean who knows, really? one thing i've noticed is when...
@feartomorrow i mean who knows, really?
OSX nerds: Running "$ brew cleanup" just got me 15 gigs...
OSX nerds: Running "$ brew cleanup" just got me 15 gigs back. This tip brought to you by Saturday.
Then I guess we are also slouching towards bethlehem....
Then I guess we are also slouching towards bethlehem. https://twitter.
“obviously” is a great burn here
the future is so bright and so real
cool
ok
If The Road was published today the kid would be texting,...
If The Road was published today the kid would be texting, “do u carry the 🔥?
katie you can stop being garbage i believe in you
eh that duck is meh
first tweet was funnier
hold on I want to loop in #gamergate
content science https://trackchanges.postlight.com/laughter-...
content science https://trackchanges. postlight.
laughter doesn't scale https://medium.com/p/89d3e5687a24#.yb...
laughter doesn't scale https://medium. com/p/89d3e5687a24#.
thank you for your service
Now they have to bring back Reader.
Now they have to bring back Reader.
are you a brand chris
Tomorrow is a very special day when brands become human and...
Tomorrow is a very special day when brands become human and you all just can't wait to ruin it.
the way I explain NYC to people is “someone always wants to...
@djacobs @kleinmatic the way I explain NYC to people is “someone always wants to stand where you are. ” Like if you lean on a mailbox.
Laughter Doesn’t Scale
Laughter Doesn’t Scale A woman diagnosed as suffering from hilarious mania. Color lithograph, 1892, after J.
Culturally—Star Wars, action movies in general, simple stories of redemption, romantic comedies…
Culturally—Star Wars, action movies in general, simple stories of redemption, romantic comedies, pornography, political news and arguments, anything related to sports, especially soccer, etc. Apple and Microsoft’s brands.
Laughter Doesn’t Scale
It’s April Fools’ Day on the Internet! Once, years ago, this was a fun day when people made stupid, nerdy jokes. Take, for example, “A Standard for the ...
tech/humanities is imo a keymaster/gatekeeper situation and...
slid into your dms
http://Postlight.com if you want a little NYC attitude
@joshu @sogrady http://Postlight.
different approach but it definitely works
a good headline here would be “pulp fiction”...
a good headline here would be “pulp fiction” http://www. nytimes.
you know i almost never do this, like really, never,...
@aedison @avram you know i almost never do this, like really, never, but Avery.
only styles should be heard all other sections benefit from...
this election is the real story of how the matrix starts,...
intern tears are the fuel that keeps twitter running
If you're not a “10” at home, you won't be a “10” when you...
If you're not a “10” at home, you won't be a “10” when you join ISIS. This message brought to you by America.
Waiter why are there emojis in my soup? Sir this restaurant...
Waiter why are there emojis in my soup? Sir this restaurant is smarm-to-table.
plus we then tweak them a little
http://rev.com
@patrickbjohnson http://rev.
Here are some musical genres I would like to see:...
Here are some musical genres I would like to see: Skankwave. System7punk.
welcome to my dream https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/715525...
@leahfinnegan welcome to my dream https://twitter.
2009: I'll read a book and look out the window. 2016: I...
@leahfinnegan 2009: I'll read a book and look out the window. 2016: I better wade into this pointless online argument.
there was so much less fucking drama that's for sure
a bus came and i got on how did we live this way
I'm just...waiting.
I'm just... waiting.
Bustime is down and I have no idea how to live.
Bustime is down and I have no idea how to live.
i normally buy Žywieć!
@schuyler i normally buy Žywieć!
it's unsettling to drink two and realize you kinda drank a...
you guys ever pick up black boss porter at the bodega turns...
you guys ever pick up black boss porter at the bodega turns out it's from poland and 9. 4% alcohol kinda surprising https://twitter.
whoaaaaaaa this is niiiice
many of my tweets are bad
look today i erased a tweet that had the word “Treeyoncé”...
dammit flourish
what this proves is that flavortown is inside of us which...
whereas I get https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/715363986389...
@monteurhulot whereas I get https://twitter.
that's what i'm getting too
today on twitter i erased many bad tweets, talked about...
somehow google maps knows that flavortown is real but that...
wait it seems if you search for "flavortown" on gmaps it...
oh god this goes so much deeper than i'd feared
what if i told you that flavortown is a real place, that...
if you search for "flavortown" on google maps it points...
if you search for "flavortown" on google maps it points you...
i worry it will be derivative of this masterpiece...
@prof_anne @flourish @elizabethminkel @mariabustillos @ajaromano i worry it will be derivative of this masterpiece https://twitter.
20 years later...
@MacDiva @kosamari 20 years later...
the first language I learned was CSound, I wanted to...
agreed also beezus needs to chill
not too late for Beverly Cleary Nobel
look Matt rich and I are trying
yes but not since I was a kid and I remember that she was...
@elizabethminkel @flourish @mariabustillos @ajaromano yes but not since I was a kid and I remember that she was into state borders?
right! Also Mario is a plumber
@flourish @prof_anne @brittashipsit right!
I put the problem in problematic!
@elizabethminkel @flourish @mariabustillos @ajaromano I put the problem in problematic!
I think a lot about franchise infrastructure like, hogwarts...
im just an observer
I know it's more complex than this
sounds like you need to take some time off and visit shell...
Bots won’t stop
Bots won’t stop He’s right. It’s a lot.
a lot of fan fiction I've read it's like they just start...
@mariabustillos @elizabethminkel a lot of fan fiction I've read it's like they just start tickling and laughing and then... hulk...
there are consequences!
@mariabustillos @elizabethminkel there are consequences!
i mean Hulk eats and digests then reverts to Bruce Banner...
I have to stop what I'm doing I'm on a bad path
ulgh I wanted horrible superpooping and this is all just...
Seriously Dark City is the gritty reboot of Who Moved My...
Seriously Dark City is the gritty reboot of Who Moved My Cheese. https://twitter.
Essay idea: Dark City is a great story about corporate...
Essay idea: Dark City is a great story about corporate re-orgs.
I would totally read that Hulk/Spider-Man at 6,000 words
the segment was over by the time you tweeted this
tv
not wearing pants
Going on tv in a little bit and suddenly afraid to look...
and yet the only thing to say when you do that is...
@redkeg @MikeIsaac and yet the only thing to say when you do that is "magnifique!
jesus america let people program your java
actually yes but the people around us would have killed us
AMERICA: THE GOGO YEARS 2008–2019
welcome to the future of MEEEEEDIA
so many gogo memories to preserve
930pm with toddlers when GOGOInFlight said I needed to...
Congratulations! I think this will be great! Please fix the...
@jeremyzilar @18F Congratulations! I think this will be great!
If she could lower her sights a little Dough Biden is avail
Late night tweets aka Midnight Gold.
Late night tweets aka Midnight Gold.
My family is from a tribe of hilarious people known as the...
My family is from a tribe of hilarious people known as the Amirites.
air travel
mornin!
@mathowie mornin!
here's a little podcast chat about shipping software at...
here's a little podcast chat about shipping software at SCALE with me, @richziade , and our very fine guest @DeanHach https://soundcloud.
oh wow they changed it to diet ayds...
@jpotisch @bn2b oh wow they changed it to diet ayds https://en. m.
out of bagel chips? Here's a tip: just salt a magazine and...
@laura_june out of bagel chips?
you're lucky
Worcestershire sauce. Bagel chips. Mini pretzels. Oven...
Worcestershire sauce. Bagel chips.
Kind of a screwed-up name for a senior community imo....
Kind of a screwed-up name for a senior community imo. https://twitter.
Podcast #6: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 1
Podcast #6: The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 1 ►iTunes /► SoundCloud / ►Overcast / ►Stitcher / ►WWW / ►RSS / ►MP3 In the first of a two-part episode, Paul and Rich talk to Dean Hachamovitch, the former corporate vice president for Internet Explorer at Microsoft. In this installment, we talk about what that job is like on day one, and how to motivate a large team working on a massive scale.
The Man Who Killed Clippy, Part 1
I mean it's just...more code
@hondanhon @uffe1974 I mean it's just...
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/714503424834809857/photo/1
@TheBlackNerd @patbits https://twitter.
it's more complex than that; it's still got some users...
i collected these for a while before giving up in disgust,...
@TheBlackNerd @patbits i collected these for a while before giving up in disgust, if it's helpful in your quest http://mlkshk.
i guess there's a small thing going on with...
i guess there's a small thing going on with simpsons/vaporwave https://www. youtube.
Sunday School https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg...
Sunday School https://www. youtube.
depends, was there a body there three days ago
true!
@mathowie @waxpancake true!
jesus
it's the one file format that is fully compatible with all...
i'm absolutely convinced that rectangular jpeg quotes is...
@waxpancake i'm absolutely convinced that rectangular jpeg quotes is the native form of text on the internet #tbm =isch&q=inspirational+quotes+internet" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www. google.
where do you come down on screenshots of tv news appearances
No bikers, no skaters, no doggies, no fancy ladies striding...
No bikers, no skaters, no doggies, no fancy ladies striding around all brassy yelling about lattes, no hippies. https://twitter.
it's news to me! but it doesn't fit in with THE RITUAL...
@michelet it's news to me!
it sort of *has* to be of historical import, modern...
it took me a while to realize what i'd found. i kept trying...
@jwherrman it took me a while to realize what i'd found. i kept trying to listen and passing out on the bus.
I sometimes don't even make it past the intros
So far I haven't made more than ten minutes.
So far I haven't made more than ten minutes.
If you are a person who listens to weird MP3s at night to...
If you are a person who listens to weird MP3s at night to get to sleep, I present my purest, gold-label supply: https://fcic. law.
perfect
do you feel out of THE LOOP
this is normal for Wordpress plugins
by the eighth beer you'll know
a++++ reply excellent work here today
One nice thing about hanging in Davis is you can say, “I'm...
One nice thing about hanging in Davis is you can say, “I'm gonna take this bottle of wine to finish” and head home at 3pm.
if you're gonna stay then stay
Guys I was just kidding about men in California. And sure...
Guys I was just kidding about men in California. And sure the water is hard but I LIKE showering to feel like a rain of dusty rat bones.
California: The men are soft but the water is hard.
California: The men are soft but the water is hard.
chewbacca is so tense
not according to the force awakens
any time!
@derektmead any time!
sometimes muting is a way to say “i don't want to hate you”
Meet Tay
It’s a big time for bots, as readers of this blog know. They’re in our Twitter and our Slacks. Never one to lag too far behind, Microsoft released to ...
Tay, this week's “It” bot
Tay, this week's “It” bot A commercial bot from the 1980s. It’s been a big time for bots , as readers of this newsletter know .
thank you!
@knowtheory thank you!
Well when do we need to wake up to get the twins to the...
Well when do we need to wake up to get the twins to the airport and on the flight I asked just now. My wife said, 3:30am.
honest feedback on Twitter is what product people live for
ulgh you read that too?
@pdavies ulgh you read that too?
jesus ted
if you mashed up a dance mix of the gruffalo with the...
just a thought
if you worked on an icebreaker ship parties'd be weird,...
if you worked on an icebreaker ship parties'd be weird, you'd be like “i work on an icebreaker and i know that sounds like an icebreaker.
hmmm
cool but is it sql server
what database do you use
“Supervised machine learning is an attempt to discover what...
“Supervised machine learning is an attempt to discover what stereotypes are true.
“The hello world of social media mapping is ‘Starbucks’.”...
“The hello world of social media mapping is ‘Starbucks’.
plus there's been borrowing from other plain-text formats,...
no one party is responsible. the closest thing to a...
@djacobs @sippey @jeremyzilar no one party is responsible. the closest thing to a standard-standard is http://commonmark.
you just asked if rss is more valid than atom
everything is boring now
I miss it
I'm pretty sure Peoples' Instinctive Travels is why I moved...
I'm pretty sure Peoples' Instinctive Travels is why I moved to NYC.
Early to bed, up at 2:24am.
Early to bed, up at 2:24am.
ahhh thank u
Wow this is good https://twitter.com/topreads/status/7124310...
Wow this is good https://twitter.
Lessons learned: Ember to React
Lessons learned: Ember to React Aaron Ortbals is a Senior Engineer at Postlight who recently wrote a very interesting essay about learning React . React is a toolkit/framework that makes it easier to build web applications (i.
this is really generous praise, thank you!
@alsothings @richziade this is really generous praise, thank you!
here have this podcast in good faith...
here have this podcast in good faith https://soundcloud.
#entrepreneuring
“You make me do things I’m very uncomfortable with, in the...
“You make me do things I’m very uncomfortable with, in the name of sales. ” https://trackchanges.
happy birthday, adam frucci
proud of u
office playlist is currently ok computer and all the plants...
i mean we really do
absolutely
If you want to hear two men complaining at length about...
If you want to hear two men complaining at length about LinkedIn for 35 minutes here's a podcast http://trackchanges. libsyn.
yeah look a lot of us were into martec back when it was...
pizza bagels the better option tonight
Update your decks!!!!!! The 2016 Marketing Technology...
Update your decks!!!!!! The 2016 Marketing Technology Landscape is here http://marketingland.
it's the worst thing I ever saw
accurate
Add Me to Your Professional Network
Podcast #5: Add Me to Your Professional Network
Podcast #5: Add Me to Your Professional Network The things this pen has written. Photo by Sheila Scarborough, some rights reserved .
have you seen this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2...
@leahfinnegan have you seen this https://www. youtube.
not me—six years and two web editors ago
i am a total sucker for a very small number of jokes or...
“letterkenny” is the first tv that has made me laugh out...
awww guys i was just kidding i know that you are not...
sometimes the way businessweek does vertical layout leads...
sometimes the way businessweek does vertical layout leads to wonderful juxtapositions hi @bizweekgraphics https://twitter.
ah good catch. not a publicly accessible link but worth...
@kevinwuhoo ah good catch. not a publicly accessible link but worth removing!
wow this image makes a lot of things clear
I based an encryption algorithm on where I find Legos
it was so sad
Dan I just went back to RSS because I write a newsletter...
the people in our chat room talk about how your newsletter...
Today's newsletter is just other newsletters...
Today's newsletter is just other newsletters https://trackchanges. postlight.
YES
on this the most holiest of Twitterversaries.
@bdeskin on this the most holiest of Twitterversaries.
In return I seek amnesty for myself.
In return I seek amnesty for myself.
If you are ever walking along and suddenly remember...
If you are ever walking along and suddenly remember something shamefully stupid that you said to me, I would like to offer amnesty.
Also, happy 10th anniversary to the Twitter product! I love...
Also, happy 10th anniversary to the Twitter product! I love and fear you.
I'm wondering which API will Twitter shut down to celebrate...
I'm wondering which API will Twitter shut down to celebrate its 10th anniversary.
#newsbiz
oh wait i forgot
everything that combines the NYT and a fridge is horrible
THIS IS COOL. DO A GOOD JOB. THE WORLD IS WATCHING.
@marklotto THIS IS COOL. DO A GOOD JOB.
greenback could have bigger than curious geo. were it not...
@bizweekgraphics @leahfinnegan greenback could have bigger than curious geo.
no but tbh he could use a little in back
Leah and I are both obsessed with one thing and that's...
it freaking commits
Shearing the little boy at the barbershop....
Shearing the little boy at the barbershop. https://twitter.
I mean you're not watching tv so much as doing...
Buffy turns 20 next year
why don't more global leaders have pet monkeys
Some (other) interesting newsletters
Some (other) interesting newsletters If you like Postlight’s newsletter, you may enjoy these: Image from “The Above Chart Manifesto" Scott Klein, “Above Chart ” Brand new! Just started!
okay i had a thought which is what is the name of the wi-fi...
10-4 i'm hearing you loud and clear good buddy over
sup
a tribute to the spirit of the Cuban people
yet despite all this the mood remains one of optimism
hmmmmm.
@maureenflaherty hmmmmm.
this is a stellar gif via http://mlkshk.com/p/17X9D via...
this is a stellar gif via http://mlkshk. com/p/17X9D via http://hannahdraws.
“I'm releasing a fragrance” is something only rich people...
“I'm releasing a fragrance” is something only rich people can say. For the rest of us it's disgusting.
this is not how Twitter polls work
are you endorsed for SEO on LinkedIn?
@anildash are you endorsed for SEO on LinkedIn?
at least you are notable
I feel that people should clean up your page before they...
also why is your own Wikipedia page a set of tiny...
@anildash also why is your own Wikipedia page a set of tiny disconnected facts? https://en.
Anil why.
@anildash Anil why.
Anil.
@anildash Anil.
live your truth bobby
Twitter will still be here in the morning.
Twitter will still be here in the morning.
Thank you!
@MisterRayCo @PostlightAgency Thank you!
dammit misha this was so simple
omg i'm not talking about YOU snowflake i'm talking about...
sure i would just make fun of everyone directly instead of...
rusty Twitter is unusable due to npr podcast opinions for...
well sure but I mean literally every media company's...
It just feels like a lot of work to have that opinion is...
It just feels like a lot of work to have that opinion is all.
Why do so many people have opinions about how NPR promotes...
Why do so many people have opinions about how NPR promotes podcasts?
or maybe we just sort of meta gentrified from a pee in the...
I wonder what the fundamental fear is. Unrobed hobo...
@jackrusher I wonder what the fundamental fear is. Unrobed hobo penises?
subscribe to our nwsltr http://postlight.us11.list-manage.co...
subscribe to our nwsltr http://postlight. us11.
Tec hnology In distres s https://trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Tec hnology In distres s https://trackchanges. postlight.
I believe that this Medium post is my finest aggregation in...
I believe that this Medium post is my finest aggregation in my many years of aggregating. https://trackchanges.
son r u a mailchimp or a mailchamp
NYC to poopers: Drop dead http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/18/...
NYC to poopers: Drop dead http://www. nytimes.
Technology in distress
Technology in distress A small collection of interesting images. This has been the Track Changes newsletter for Friday, March 18, 2016, brought to you by Postlight , a web-and-app product shop in NYC.
Really the whole album is spectacular
Happy St. Patrick's Day https://open.spotify.com/track/2esQf...
Happy St. Patrick's Day https://open.
it took me like five tries but I agree
wow Matt looks like YOU practice BURNalism
do obituary writers practice urnalism
hyperventilating
i miss providing that service
okay but the last time i did it my ears literally,...
https://medium.com/the-story/move-your-domain-to-medium-21fd...
@brendanl79 @Medium https://medium. com/the-story/move-your-domain-to-medium-21fd74abbbe6#.
hileah
to make sure I got the point, told me that his quote was...
@leahfinnegan to make sure I got the point, told me that his quote was “He laughed loudly. Oh, no, no, no.
FILE DESTRUCTION DEVICE
This is a Bridget too far
Oh no I am in midtown on St Patrick's day and oh god no
It's super rude that on St. Patrick's Day Donald Trump...
It's super rude that on St. Patrick's Day Donald Trump would choose to be orange.
I would just look like I was there to fix the wiring
by law all future movies must be set in hogwarts
real nerdy newsletter today https://trackchanges.postlight.c...
real nerdy newsletter today https://trackchanges. postlight.
Whoa @girldevelopit was at @PostlightAgency last night and...
Whoa @girldevelopit was at @PostlightAgency last night and from what's left in the fridge they had a LaCroix rager. https://twitter.
I hope the singularity gets here soon so I don't have to...
I hope the singularity gets here soon so I don't have to hear any more about universal basic income.
but is there a better UX that senior bank management will...
@uxproductlady @droob @heatheremerrick but is there a better UX that senior bank management will sign off upon--this might be good!
All I'm saying is a lot of you could use a little algorithm.
All I'm saying is a lot of you could use a little algorithm.
These are still some shitty tweets.
These are still some shitty tweets.
dammit drew
a simple searchable history of messages by date and...
every regulatory code expands until compliance requires a...
oh no that just makes it better
the meetings they must have had
drafts! Oh no! Oh my god!
@droob drafts! Oh no!
Vanglorious.
Vanglorious.
Interfaces over time
Interfaces over time On Tuesday night at our Postlight session Dean Hachamovitch talked about his decades building software like MSWord and Internet Explorer. He also explained the origin of the keyboard shortcut “Control-K” to insert a hyperlink—it was a reference to the final “k” in hyperlin K.
i wrote the tweet pointing to a comment thread that became...
This article is amazing and horrifying...
This article is amazing and horrifying http://www. bloomberg.
also I used that form to talk about content experiences to...
hi I enjoy experiencing interesting cms experiences!
@Food52 hi I enjoy experiencing interesting cms experiences!
oh wow
eh it's not that bad, recipes are VERY hard
Hi Michael! We were exploring content modeling, genre...
@Hoffm Hi Michael! We were exploring content modeling, genre naming, and data constraints in my content class at @svaixd !
I mean there's a definite correlation between code and dad
lee that is a great reminder thank you
I have meetings through Sunday.
I have meetings through Sunday.
Then, as both of them cried, a bird pooped on my head,...
Then, as both of them cried, a bird pooped on my head, after which I tripped and fell.
My children didn't stop running when I said stop so I made...
My children didn't stop running when I said stop so I made them hold my hands which made them cry so hard that they asked to hold my hands.
satire is far better at predicting the future than sci-fi...
satire is far better at predicting the future than sci-fi http://www. suck.
http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/wp-content/images/ep057.jpg
@joeljohnson http://geekz. co.
i loled so hard. i miss linux murder humor.
@joeljohnson i loled so hard. i miss linux murder humor.
I used Kaspersky Anti-Humiliator but the whole system was...
@joeljohnson I used Kaspersky Anti-Humiliator but the whole system was basically corrupted garbage. I can see why people switch to JesOS.
Hi I'm on Note to Self, a podcast, I haven't listened yet,...
Hi I'm on Note to Self, a podcast, I haven't listened yet, I probably sound like a giant tool. https://twitter.
My Norton Shame Hider expired 16 months ago and I can't...
@joeljohnson My Norton Shame Hider expired 16 months ago and I can't bring myself to upgrade.
Erin you are right
it was a great talk I loved it
ulgh Ted
Today I learned courtesy of @DeanHach's talk at...
Today I learned courtesy of @DeanHach 's talk at @PostlightAgency that you control-K to link because it's a hyperlin*K*. And I was so sad.
I think it's madness
I mean also a little true of our conversation in a way
huh!
@droob huh!
it's gonna be a beautiful five minutes
hi Anil the podcast is up I wanted to email u but it's been...
that's...beautiful
@rebeccablood that's...
privilege of rank
“When machines win, humans win!”...
“When machines win, humans win! ” https://twitter.
i mean i do have an api it's email
Podcast #4: Anil Dash, Entrepreneur to Activist
Podcast #4: Anil Dash, Entrepreneur to Activist Paul and Rich talk to entrepreneur-turned-activist Anil Dash about the early days of the web, access and inclusivity, and the ethical responsibilities of the people who build digital technologies. Plus we try to settle how much you should tip on a New York City cab ride — no matter what the interface.
Anil Dash, Capitalist to Activist
Ethics and access on the web: in this week’s episode, Paul and Rich talk to entrepreneur-turned-activist Anil Dash about the early days of the web, access and inclusivity, and the ethical responsibilities of the people who build digital technologies. Plus they try to settle how much you should tip on a New York City cab ride—no matter what the interface.
but that was normal back then!
@gknauss but that was normal back then!
some notes on CLIPPY in today's newsletter...
some notes on CLIPPY in today's newsletter https://trackchanges. postlight.
yeah this morning blows chunks
she turned America into dads :(
oh man everyone already made these ad, ad jokes
this campaign is unfair to eyoncé
The Life and Death of Clippy
The Life and Death of Clippy Tomorrow night, at 6:30PM, Dean Hachamovitch will come by Postlight and talk about his work over several decades at Microsoft. You’re invited!
don't you mean jierish
It feels like Spring and I think, “Is this okay now? People...
It feels like Spring and I think, “Is this okay now? People must be upset.
that makes more sense
I mean the same vulnerability exists for other candidates,...
I mean the same vulnerability exists for other candidates, it would be a war of attrition.
I'm surprised that thousands of people aren't filling out...
I'm surprised that thousands of people aren't filling out all the EventBrite links for free tickets then not going http://www. donaldjtrump.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/708859849736589312/photo/1
https://twitter.
I think America will be fine with that
right
i love how everyone is realizing that maybe the trump...
(saves it as “Letter_protesters_003md.docx” emails to...
(saves it as “Letter_protesters_003md.
“The protesters, in order to contribute to the national...
“The protesters, in order to contribute to the national discourse, need to put forth a coherent alternative to Mr. Trump's positions.
I'm looking forward to columnists patronizing protesters...
I'm looking forward to columnists patronizing protesters collectively, as if they were monolithic, structured, and funded.
I promised myself I'd stay of out of politics on Twitter...
I promised myself I'd stay of out of politics on Twitter and limit myself to yelling at the media and it's amounting to the same thing.
I waited for you to do this second tweet and was NOT...
@bn2b I waited for you to do this second tweet and was NOT disappointed.
“Protesters get caked onto the tank treads, which causes...
“Protesters get caked onto the tank treads, which causes significant tank-tread cleaning costs for the campaign.
The article says the people throwing themselves onto the...
The article says the people throwing themselves onto the ramparts have ZERO respect for the value of a good rampart. http://www.
it gets you from flashlights to assembly code with minimal...
I get very upset when she talks about anything
that book is really great
I get very upset when he talks about alternative medicine
check out http://www.wirfs-brock.com/allen/things/smalltalk-...
@droob check out http://www. wirfs-brock.
I think a lot about this article from July....
I think a lot about this article from July. http://www.
well also the concept of "political web platform" has...
@zeynep well also the concept of "political web platform" has normalized a lot in the last four years.
yeah, that makes sense. alas in that case we are in for...
@zeynep yeah, that makes sense. alas in that case we are in for complete insanity, i guess.
i would expect the people who are good at retail politics...
they've actually built a good web platform, which surprised...
@zeynep they've actually built a good web platform, which surprised me ( https://trackchanges. postlight.
i believe it. in the video you can hear the sort of basso...
@zeynep i believe it.
it's the hands out thumbs up thing. we are in trouble
@zeynep it's the hands out thumbs up thing.
this is ... incredibly compelling to watch :(...
this is ... incredibly compelling to watch :( https://twitter.
there are gonna be so many political bots on twitter
and you CAN that's what makes the web so wonderful
Instead of writing “I'm hearing reports,” you could write,...
Instead of writing “I'm hearing reports,” you could write, “I'm tweeting nonsense.
i'm imaging her speechwriters as those dogs playing...
i'm imaging her speechwriters as those dogs playing poker https://twitter.
always
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/398122769293922305
https://twitter.
Do I have to look that closely
so did @Goldman44 apparently
Come to @PostlightAgency on Tuesday evening and meet the...
Come to @PostlightAgency on Tuesday evening and meet the man who KILLED CLIPPY (and fixed Internet Explorer) http://buff.
can't commit to a time. it's going to be expensive to...
@SBerdseed can't commit to a time. it's going to be expensive to build for thousands of people who want it and I don't have resources.
a vast echo chamber wouldn't echo that much would it? like...
a vast echo chamber wouldn't echo that much would it? like there'd be people in it?
Blade Runner sequel: DECKARD, alone, looks at origami...
Blade Runner sequel: DECKARD, alone, looks at origami unicorn. (VO): Sometimes I ask myself: Are you a replicant...
holy shit that song is great
also when you wake up and you realize your adult friends...
Great photos from the @PostlightAgency “Star of the Week,”...
Great photos from the @PostlightAgency “Star of the Week,” @darrellhanley — https://trackchanges. postlight.
of course, and the fact that it's happening is great and...
Star Profile: Photos by Darrell Hanley
Star Profile: Photos by Darrell Hanley Every two weeks at Postlight one employee is named “Star of the Week. ” They are granted certain playlist and food-ordering privileges, given a balloon, toasted at a happy hour, and sort of generally appreciated for their contributions.
if you finish this story I'm blocking you
i'll leave everyone with this https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...
i'll leave everyone with this https://twitter.
i unblocked as well and i look forward to putting this...
This is cool!
@whileseated This is cool!
Whoa!
@whileseated Whoa!
it's kind of sad neither of her names works as a gerund...
@caseyjohnston @leahfinnegan it's kind of sad neither of her names works as a gerund like "wow that piece really came in for a finneging.
yeah it's true it's not like that wussy internet...
it takes more words than anyone expects
I'm having so much fun selling these services
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I thought the whole annotation thing was kind of a bust...
that works--hard to test and automate fake accounts though!
@StevenWeldler @hmoskovits that works--hard to test and automate fake accounts though!
morning scott
it's so bad in so many ways
is not choire's pain enough
why do u want me to suffer
turns out lots of people also miss staging environments...
turns out lots of people also miss staging environments maybe centralized platforms aren't the answer to everything https://trackchanges. postlight.
it's where I go to engage
seen longer
on the bus though
there was a cat litter incident this morning got me a...
Wouldn't judge
I had six people propose to my girlfriend to maximize...
I had six people propose to my girlfriend to maximize engagement.
the consequences are frankly horrifying
This is a load-ed issue. https://twitter.com/goldman44/statu...
This is a load-ed issue. https://twitter.
Oh god someone finally let the pigeon drive the bus...
Oh god someone finally let the pigeon drive the bus https://twitter.
oh wow i need to rerelease this image applying this new...
What the hell did these pigeons do...
What the hell did these pigeons do https://twitter.
“i miss staging servers” is the topic of today's...
“i miss staging servers” is the topic of today's newsletter; call me a nerd if you must https://trackchanges. postlight.
short and stout/here is its bonding pad/here is its mount
I Miss Staging
Photo by Струјајое The days of setting up your own CMS and publishing all your stuff on your own site are, for now at least, over. Your CMS isn’t social, ...
I miss staging
I miss staging Something important has gone missing from our magical multi-platform content distribution future Photo by Струјајое The days of setting up your own CMS and publishing all your stuff on your own site are, for now at least, over. Your CMS isn’t social, is the problem.
I think that’s what I keep coming back to—the fantasy that it “just works” and then the inevitable…
I think that’s what I keep coming back to—the fantasy that it “just works” and then the inevitable appearance of an actual new job or ten for people just to manage the integration between all the platforms. The jobs you described are pretty noodgy and there are so many things humans could be doing to make things better aside from trying to bend to the will of software.
this holds up https://vine.co/v/bY0xn2YV0Xt
this holds up https://vine.
I just went into emotional labor.
I just went into emotional labor.
WHOA news to me GO FOR IT
sigh i totally understand
excellent! good to know.
@edsu @soypunk @1uigi @OvercastFM excellent! good to know.
I wrote in the @PostlightAgency newsletter about a cat GIF...
I wrote in the @PostlightAgency newsletter about a cat GIF that MAY be the future of media https://trackchanges. postlight.
Tracking down a cat GIF
Tracking down a cat GIF I was struck by the level of detail in this amazing GIF of a cat destroying everything, forever: I saw the image first on Mlkshk . Curious, I looked the image up on the “reverse image search” service TinEye , and that led me to a page for the artist Oleg Beresnev on CreativeMarket.
Tracking Down a Cat GIF
I was struck by the level of detail in this amazing GIF of a cat destroying everything, forever: I saw the image first on Mlkshk. Curious, I looked the ...
WordPress is EVERYWHERE. You cannot imagine the number of...
WordPress is EVERYWHERE. You cannot imagine the number of places that WordPress is.
I should point out, it's totally possible Trump and Clinton...
I should point out, it's totally possible Trump and Clinton are using WordPress, but if so they're doing lots of *other* stuff too.
A kind, thoughtful book by @sara_ann_marie and @meyerweb:...
A kind, thoughtful book by @sara_ann_marie and @meyerweb : “Design for Real Life,” available from https://abookapart.
thank you leah this is helpful
oh well maybe that simile wasn't that good after all
like when @AdrianChen said soylent was like licking an...
this is a fine simile I knew exactly how the phone felt to...
listen guys
donno what's up; it's just regular libsyn rss output.
@1uigi @edsu @OvercastFM donno what's up; it's just regular libsyn rss output.
ie9 yes, but ie8 tho
what it looks like when you're killing it rn...
what it looks like when you're killing it rn https://twitter.
u would be an okay pope I guess what would your first...
what company
or he has a baby of unusual density
got yer fuckin click
tbh why even bother
this fucking chestnut
http://trackchanges.libsyn.com/rss
@edsu @xor http://trackchanges. libsyn.
In case reading is too exhausting our predictions for the...
In case reading is too exhausting our predictions for the 2016 election based purely on web sites is in audio too https://soundcloud.
We tried to determine who will win the 2016 presidential...
We tried to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election by looking at web pages. https://medium.
I've mentioned them many times!
@jeremyzilar @NewRepublic I've mentioned them many times!
i wrote about web forms for @NewRepublic...
i wrote about web forms for @NewRepublic https://newrepublic.
Track Changes Podcast #3: Make HTML Great Again (Transcript)
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“Postlight Posts” is no more
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Executive Summary
Executive Summary https://commons. wikimedia.
Global App Madness
Global App Madness Executive summary: App economies Originally published at posts. postlight.
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Oh my lord. Wow.
Oh my lord. Wow.
Podcast #2: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs. Rich
Podcast #2: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs.
Risks We Accept
Risks We Accept Originally published on posts. postlight.
Caricatures
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Track Changes Podcast #3: Make HTML Great Again
Track Changes Podcast #3: Make HTML Great Again Which candidate has the best web platform? To find out, we viewed source.
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Fun Photoshop File Format Facts
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Global App Madness
Executive summary: App economies This article in The Verge by Casey Newton is a useful primer on where apps are now. It tells the story of a small company ...
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Bloomberg Businessweek has a profile of the executive manager who oversees Apple’s secretive microchip development wing. He’s an Israeli Arab Christian ...
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March 15 Postlight Session: MEET THE MAN WHO KILLED CLIPPY...
March 15 Postlight Session: MEET THE MAN WHO KILLED CLIPPY http://www. meetup.
since we had the twins i never go anywhere for more than a...
oh shit i needed this really bad you have no idea the day...
here's the newsletter today it's about apps...
here's the newsletter today it's about apps https://posts. postlight.
the voice is just right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o
@patbits @tcarmody https://www. youtube.
patrick have you seen the video version of this it's pretty...
you get an option to pay for one sure!
@whereandy you get an option to pay for one sure!
This concludes morning tweets. We now move on to our...
This concludes morning tweets. We now move on to our co-brand with Island Records/Microsoft, “The Internet of Stings.
me too Tim :(
because then it would explode
Meanwhile Bernie Sanders will solve the energy crisis by...
Meanwhile Bernie Sanders will solve the energy crisis by dowsing.
Look at Americans boarding a plane and think about how well...
Look at Americans boarding a plane and think about how well we'll do in TrumpCamps. Snowpiercer will look like Brigadoon.
I do the same thing (1st) and wait until everyone boards...
What if the plane never actually lands.
What if the plane never actually lands.
What if air travel is the true America where we pay to hate...
What if air travel is the true America where we pay to hate fat people, children, Muslims, and ourselves, eat crap, &amp; fully accept classism.
Being fat on a plane with a baby is even better.
Being fat on a plane with a baby is even better.
“What it’s like to be that fat person sitting next to you...
“What it’s like to be that fat person sitting next to you on the plane. ” by Your Fat Friend @thefatshadow /what-it-s-like-to-be-that-fat-person-sitting-next-to-you-on-the-plane-85006e263778" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
it's early drew
the minute my children want to pop out somewhere i am...
Sometimes it seems that the smartest financial decision...
Sometimes it seems that the smartest financial decision people in the creative industries can make is to die in their 60s.
she will never notice because you are not a duck
I know but the children laugh like lunatics and are totally...
Quack
Man that Sarah and Duck theme gets in your head.
Man that Sarah and Duck theme gets in your head.
it's a good day when the poop bucket hits the curb
the important thing is to be rich
you know I kind of like more and more is Angela Merkel
both parties basically believe in magic and wizards
surgeon general dr. mercola
@leahfinnegan surgeon general dr.
this shit is why the American left is such a garbage heap
Presidential web platforms ranked
What does your CMS say about your chances as a presidential candidate? “The last couple election cycles, your typical Republican website looked like it was ten years older than it was, and was prepared by dogs.
When the Internet Asks You to Fill Out A Form, Do It
They are! I think it’s a real mix where self-published authors who succeed are adopted and promoted…
They are! I think it’s a real mix where self-published authors who succeed are adopted and promoted by large publishers after finding success— Wool , or 50 Shades of Gray as an example.
Global App Madness
Global App Madness Executive summary: App economies This article in The Verge by Casey Newton is a useful primer on where apps are now. It tells the story of a small company called Pixite that makes mobile apps, and is facing declining revenues from the Apple app store.
[looks up “vape” on Wikipedia on my OLPC XO computer] hell...
i try to remember always that today's warm, dry memes will...
could be much better, same with newsletter, but it's early...
This is a PERFECT example of everything that's wrong with...
This is a PERFECT example of everything that's wrong with the technology industry. https://twitter.
well also the newsletter daily at...
@elizabethminkel @ajaromano @anildash @kfan well also the newsletter daily at http://posts. postlight.
people also like "Just Like Heaven" and "The Sixth Stage of...
@ajaromano @anildash @kfan people also like "Just Like Heaven" and "The Sixth Stage of Grief is Retrocomputing. " &amp; http://readlists.
it's so much fun to watch
Ernie Kovacs - "Mack the Knife" Take 4, includes car...
Ernie Kovacs - "Mack the Knife" Take 4, includes car dropping through floor. Via http://www.
oh mark
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/706467994038308864/photo/1
@patbits https://twitter.
I like her she's a small business owner who worked as a...
@patbits I like her she's a small business owner who worked as a barista for years http://baristamagazine. epubxp.
The horse improves the taste. https://twitter.com/patbits/st...
The horse improves the taste. https://twitter.
wait is she doing pourover atop a horse while showing off...
@patbits wait is she doing pourover atop a horse while showing off her fantastically toned stomach?
whoa deep cut
The lamest of all the martial arts is Ikea.
The lamest of all the martial arts is Ikea.
it's literally just robots selling to robots, the basic...
The Philippines Vapers Basketball League by @Rafeboogs...
The Philippines Vapers Basketball League by @Rafeboogs @rafeboogs /the-vapegoat-cd40509d9697" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
as a community they're a lot of fun and always offer...
oh no not really a joke, I love reading them!
@bennyfactor oh no not really a joke, I love reading them!
Kasich: “I need America to stop looking at the jaguar,...
Kasich: “I need America to stop looking at the jaguar, tiger, and hyena eating each other on this stage and focus on interest rates.
went with vehicles (cars) and vegetables (rubber carrot)
103 minutes to go https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/70558557...
103 minutes to go https://twitter.
Ted Cruz is a Simpsons character.
Ted Cruz is a Simpsons character.
Whoops (Was: Executive Summary)
Whoops (Was: Executive Summary) I published this in the wrong place. The post is over here.
Executive Summary
Executive Summary https://commons. wikimedia.
all clients are sacred
we can have this
u r in my night slack too now david
the best ones, yes, they watch over and keep you safe and...
tbh yes
i'm a consultant PJ
High-maintenance people make low-maintenance products. Why?
High-maintenance people make low-maintenance products. Why?
they need to acknowledge why he's here and that they paved...
nah it's just that the republicans are under the illusion...
Good blue https://twitter.com/websafe2k16/status/70539508582...
Good blue https://twitter.
yep
he kind of is the 4chan candidate
you know, no one hands out handwritten photocopies of their...
that reminds me rub my antipsychotic Kreme on my face (it...
everyone in the media has been trolling him for years it's...
oh yeah I mean he is an insane narcissist bully racist...
I've never finished a Kristof column and I know things are...
9/11 didn't actually kill irony but this shit is coming...
9/11 didn't actually kill irony but this shit is coming close.
I couldn't finish it.
I couldn't finish it.
Here's Kristof yelling at an imaginary Trump voter because...
Here's Kristof yelling at an imaginary Trump voter because I guess he doesn't know any http://mobile. nytimes.
yeah I can't believe we keep digging the same grave
like genuinely confused, not rhetorically confused, this is...
@ftrain like genuinely confused, not rhetorically confused, this is horrible and it gets worse every day and scary as shit.
I am really confused that anyone could think that racism to...
I am really confused that anyone could think that racism to raise populist support is in any way distinguishable from racism.
this is so great
I guess I could have rounded up some links and tried to...
I guess I could have rounded up some links and tried to make sense of it all but I can't even pretend.
One of my policies is it's okay to phone one in every now...
One of my policies is it's okay to phone one in every now and then if you don't pretend you're doing otherwise https://posts. postlight.
#russiaorflordia https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705229684...
#russiaorflordia https://twitter.
just google "russian tumblr" it's a whole genre
wow i would have guessed florida
see the world is flat
lolol
#russiaorflorida https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705220808...
#russiaorflorida https://twitter.
#russiaorflorida https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705218488...
#russiaorflorida https://twitter.
there is a class of photo where you can't tell if it's...
there is a class of photo where you can't tell if it's russia or florida https://twitter.
getting the kids to bed
it's the political version of limn
Buffalo-Buffalo Buffaloes Buffalo After Buffalo
this headline would make any natural language parser blow...
this headline would make any natural language parser blow chunks https://twitter.
Caricatures
Caricatures Some nights I can’t sleep after a long day building digital platforms for large or growing organizations. A good insomniac activity is searching through texts, organized in reverse chronological order , on Archive.
Bryan the world
Jfc https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/7050811146632396...
Jfc https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705092341997178882/photo/1
@alazyreader https://twitter.
why are people all so down on hufflepuff it seems fine to me
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705077351202291712/photo/1
@bn2b https://twitter.
people say we are dads but we were always this
How did we ever QA our jokes before Twitter?
How did we ever QA our jokes before Twitter?
to my
why did you slytherin tony mentions
I'm headed in to work after taking a kid to the doctor!
@edd I'm headed in to work after taking a kid to the doctor!
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
”Man this is taking WAY longer than O(n log n),” thought...
”Man this is taking WAY longer than O(n log n),” thought Harry. ”It's a real shame it's not the QUICKsorting Hat.
bounced. Lame.
@leahfinnegan bounced. Lame.
Momma I vertically integrated myself.
Momma I vertically integrated myself.
TFW the popularity-based reading service your company built...
TFW the popularity-based reading service your company built aggregates your own corporate newsletter. https://twitter.
it's still figuring itself out I think?
@blirwin @OvercastFM it's still figuring itself out I think?
i have no idea tbh this is just kicking off now :(
This is truly horrifying to watch and if it keeps going we...
This is truly horrifying to watch and if it keeps going we will have something like '68 but worse. https://twitter.
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
the purge but 8 months long from march through november 8
when you see them all together they're really bad
tomorrow's newsletter has a quiz where you match the splash...
tomorrow's newsletter has a quiz where you match the splash graphic to the photoshop version https://medium. com/p/edbc1374c715#.
Fun Photoshop File Format Facts
Fun Photoshop File Format Facts The way we used to be A typical computer file has some kind of format—a set of rules for how it should open, what can be changed, and what data gets saved. For example, HTML is a kind of file format.
Fun Photoshop File Format Facts
The way we used to be A typical computer file has some kind of format — a set of rules for how it should open, what can be changed, and what data gets ...
cool
Congratulations, this is excellent news!
@silviakillings Congratulations, this is excellent news!
oh lord at this pt who even knows, I work on it in my heart...
start with a map!
@mquirion start with a map!
still a good tweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4687841...
still a good tweet https://twitter.
i'm serious here leah
Do you want @richziade and me to mentor you on web careers...
Do you want @richziade and me to mentor you on web careers on our podcast (c. f.
Closer to the top, more likely the typo.
Closer to the top, more likely the typo.
well ian it comes down to a little subject called product...
@iano well ian it comes down to a little subject called product management.
nother day in the content industry
mornin' ian
heh those are sooooo not the best minds
Including this point.
Including this point.
Of course Goople self-driving cars will drive things home...
Of course Goople self-driving cars will drive things home for you.
Could have used another linebreak btw innovated/reflection...
Could have used another linebreak btw innovated/reflection to drive it home.
As you slept I limned/the outline of your brand/reflected...
As you slept I limned/the outline of your brand/reflected innovation/innovated reflection/are we not already self-driving?
i wonder if the big poetry websites are trying to pitch...
oh yeah native poems
I want to commission some poems I think.
@ftrain I want to commission some poems I think.
That said writing a corporate newsletter I've never felt so...
That said writing a corporate newsletter I've never felt so free. The reader has no reason to trust me, so I can say anything I want.
Integrating your corporate media verticals is frankly a lot...
Integrating your corporate media verticals is frankly a lot of work. https://soundcloud.
Got your newsletter right here https://medium.com/p/82258bea...
Got your newsletter right here https://medium. com/p/82258beab7ec#.
I erased that last tweet because Trump isn't actually funny.
I erased that last tweet because Trump isn't actually funny.
this is how I get to sleep
back for more podcastin'—let this lull you to sleep as we...
back for more podcastin'—let this lull you to sleep as we whisper dulcet sales pitches in your trump-battered ears http://trackchanges. libsyn.
The FBI vs. Apple and Rich vs. Paul
The debate over security, privacy, and technology: this week’s episode starts with a battle between two titans, Apple vs. the FBI and/or Paul vs.
Track Changes: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs. Rich
Track Changes: Apple vs. the FBI and Paul vs.
Track Changes Podcast #2—The FBI vs. Apple and Rich vs. Paul (Transcript)
Track Changes Podcast #2—The FBI vs. Apple and Rich vs.
wow
when i say “native” a lot of pirates think tahitian...
@leyawn when i say “native” a lot of pirates think tahitian natives.
how does a pirate earn advertising revenue? instant...
how does a pirate earn advertising revenue?
well editors are SUPPOSED to kill your babies
no but #squadgoals
Ignore Ted, he's just easing into his new job at Tin House.
@jayrosen_nyu @theodoreross Ignore Ted, he's just easing into his new job at Tin House.
that is a GREAT idea everyone should do that. although most...
@dphiffer that is a GREAT idea everyone should do that. although most pubs don't have on-site GCs, I guess.
real actual chat from an editor re...
real actual chat from an editor re https://posts. postlight.
I mean if *I* ever set up a publication I'm doin it
Also: Grad students in journalism, enthused retirees,...
@AKAarsalan Also: Grad students in journalism, enthused retirees, community advocates—lots of people who want to look inside and know more.
I've had readers who write me with issues and I've later...
@AKAarsalan I've had readers who write me with issues and I've later hired them to fact-check my stuff. Takes time to build relationships.
i know :(
I think you'd have to aggressively recruit and it would...
@AKAarsalan I think you'd have to aggressively recruit and it would need to be someone's job to do so, plus there'd be an interview process.
Just want to be clear on that.
Just want to be clear on that.
Wait, the thing I proposed—no editor would ever want it or...
Wait, the thing I proposed—no editor would ever want it or pay for it. https://posts.
what's non-advertising revenue but a sweet old-fashioned...
dragon-related media, but most of that involves teens
We are getting good at putting words in boxes so I wonder...
We are getting good at putting words in boxes so I wonder what else we can do to help producers? https://medium.
oh it's kinda spongy up front. Rich and I fight on the next...
@mlieber oh it's kinda spongy up front. Rich and I fight on the next one, more bounce.
get them to bring back wuarchive then donate
There are frankly worst things to retire into.
There are frankly worst things to retire into.
I have done the math and based on current trends every...
I have done the math and based on current trends every movie, film, and tv show will be about teens with special powers by the year 2067.
I thought I would know what I was doing but nope
podcasts are hard
oh wow I forgot that entirely
i prefer cinephile since you ask
I am a movie fan
i loved spotlight though the sets were spectacular and the...
I was briefly an expert in urban crime when the Wire was on
our TV antenna broke so here's the newsletter for tomorrow...
our TV antenna broke so here's the newsletter for tomorrow https://posts. postlight.
hi can I give you a couple hundred bucks for this twitter...
@postlight hi can I give you a couple hundred bucks for this twitter account if so email me paul. ford @postlight .
it's just like, you can't eat winks
i like the bird
wait which
Procession of Monstrous Figures...
Procession of Monstrous Figures https://archive.
Risks We Accept
Risks We Accept Could a content management system help you avoid retractions? Welcome to the Postlight Newsletter for February 29th, 2016.
This is very helpful context. Thank you!
This is very helpful context. Thank you!
that's pretty cool and safe
even when i was trying to use linux on the desktop the...
actually joel it's GNU/Linux or as I've recently taken to...
@joeljohnson @leahfinnegan actually joel it's GNU/Linux or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
oh god i just googled that of course there's a dude
my favorite account is @chubbydad69 because i love that...
i have so many fake accounts at this pt in my life, it's...
is anonymous annotation possible
This Frozen backpack is a little off-brand for this BAM...
This Frozen backpack is a little off-brand for this BAM celebration of mostly-European children's short films.
no-ratio, I mean. it was so much work to keep your ratio up!
@KristyT @harper no-ratio, I mean. it was so much work to keep your ratio up!
It was so great. Remember no-ration Xmas? I was so scared...
@KristyT @harper It was so great. Remember no-ration Xmas?
Dan no one is criticizing happiness managers WordPerfect...
i know nothing about Pokemon but I like the shiney pidgey...
@patbits @lindseyweber i know nothing about Pokemon but I like the shiney pidgey story http://knowyourmeme.
this is a great tweet
oh wow I had never seen this
also: https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/498663827006058496
@raganwald also: https://twitter.
I keep an emulated dosbox wp5.2 at the ready on any laptop...
@raganwald I keep an emulated dosbox wp5. 2 at the ready on any laptop I use.
I have a lot of thoughts and feelings here
https://open.spotify.com/album/6oJnwRad77TohXQ683Rlw6
@anildash @michaelroston @harrisj https://open. spotify.
kids i used to go to, uh, a mall, and buy, uh, tapes, and...
they have terrible taste in general
what were you even thinking
this is very plausible!
this is very plausible!
Just a regular Saturday with my social graph, you know?
Just a regular Saturday with my social graph, you know?
Risks We Accept
On February 17th, SB Nation, which is part of Vox Media , published a 12,000-word story that was bizarrely sympathetic to the convicted rapist Daniel ...
hey @patbits are you tuned in here this is up your alley
Philistines.
Philistines.
Listening to this great ambientiesh album by Noveller. The...
Listening to this great ambientiesh album by Noveller. The four year olds are having tantrums yelling “that's the same song as last time!
Twitter trick: A “hmm” implies an “actually” without an...
Twitter trick: A “hmm” implies an “actually” without an actual “actually.
smh
Brutal story by @tcarmody about Flint....
Brutal story by @tcarmody about Flint. http://www.
an article about a well that ran dry
no it's genius content the fault is that of the community
strong strong work here https://gifbattle.zone/b/-KBSrgPKdhh...
strong strong work here https://gifbattle.
he is a really great designer, which should be enough, but...
dammit sue
'92, student home Rosemont (back before they centralized)....
@GillBranstetter '92, student home Rosemont (back before they centralized). You?
In this song Sting wants someone to stand further away.
In this song Sting wants someone to stand further away.
like most things it is done to you
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/703222887851954177/photo/1
https://twitter.
Jesus Christ the lyrics are “where do the good boys go to...
Jesus Christ the lyrics are “where do the good boys go to hide away” https://twitter.
Jenn we are a corporation
Today's newsletter is nine fine Vines hand-curated by the...
Today's newsletter is nine fine Vines hand-curated by the people of Postlight and especially @redkeg https://posts. postlight.
This newsletter finds good sci-fi ebooks on sale ($1/$2)...
This newsletter finds good sci-fi ebooks on sale ($1/$2) and is new but already amazing. http://tinyletter.
ohhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooo
Whoever circles Waldo in blue pen in the library book is a...
Whoever circles Waldo in blue pen in the library book is a damned monster.
we have a closet totally dedicated
http://trackchanges.libsyn.com/rss
@moneywithwings http://trackchanges. libsyn.
not yet but next week, we've done everything a little wrong
would love it! DEFINITELY. Except of course all I want to...
@textfiles would love it! DEFINITELY.
I know! But I love it, I don't even know who I am sometimes.
@textfiles I know! But I love it, I don't even know who I am sometimes.
I think that is a totally sensible reaction and I welcome...
@textfiles I think that is a totally sensible reaction and I welcome it!
Nine fine vines
Nine Fine Vines Podcast Thanks for the feedback (praise and criticism), for our new podcast, TRACK CHANGES. To answer some questions: RSS is here: http://trackchanges.
I mean I use it I just want it to be...I mean...they're...
@capndesign I mean I use it I just want it to be... I mean...
Feeling territorial.
Feeling territorial.
I heard someone on the elevator say “Ditmas is great” &...
I heard someone on the elevator say “Ditmas is great” &amp; thought “ALL THESE NEIGHBORHOODS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT DITMAS.
I'll write that scene up on spec
oh yeah I watch that like every couple months it's a...
but there are limits
if you stack those it's a sandwich
I want to just put it into my Discman and put my hoodie...
I want to just put it into my Discman and put my hoodie over my head and get on a midnight bus to DC and listen to it on repeat.
I've been trying to figure out what was so weird to me...
I've been trying to figure out what was so weird to me about the Chairlift album and it's that it's an album.
quantify further
your interview is the best part of this by far
isn't this just the Bloomberg Link?
@ellenjpollock1 @joshuatopolsky isn't this just the Bloomberg Link?
I need two years but it'll be worth the wait
just put some 1s and zeros somewhere, it’s all good
I did play with it and may have a VM somewhere
I would guess he has one of these a month at least
there was some wonderful photo editing on this
We started a podcast I hope you love it....
We started a podcast I hope you love it. https://soundcloud.
“The Postlight Newsletter, whatever its eventual name, will...
“The Postlight Newsletter, whatever its eventual name, will be many things, but…” — @ftrain https://posts. postlight.
we are a learning organization patrick
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS — EXCEPT EUROPA
Meet our new podcast, Track Changes
Meet our new podcast, Track Changes INSIDE: We’re launching a podcast, and this is the first one. Plus a short note.
Track Changes Podcast #1: Deep inside Facebook and Silicon Valley with Jon Lax (Transcript)
Track Changes Podcast #1: Deep inside Facebook and Silicon Valley with Jon Lax (Transcript) This is an unedited transcript. Paul Ford : Hello and welcome to the first ever episode of the podcast Track Changes brought to you by the web and app agency Postlight in New York City.
I keep having this fantasy that Peppa Pig is somehow the...
I keep having this fantasy that Peppa Pig is somehow the tragic back story to Angry Birds.
or it will be okay to credit him suddenly that is even more...
this is super useful thanks
can u annotate fridge tweets
you were so small but still were covered with a complete...
it really has been an incredibly journey
fighting it so hard rn
whoever did that knows nothing of unicorn anatomy
but still https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7026128135927971...
@jennschiffer but still https://twitter.
Imagine how amazing Twitter would be if any of you were...
Imagine how amazing Twitter would be if any of you were funny.
Any port in a storm.
@harrisj Any port in a storm.
it would be awesome if it were pipeable
People tend to copy interfaces, but what they should copy...
People tend to copy interfaces, but what they should copy are the constraints.
wait til you see our new alarm clock iOS app, “stay woke”
that's a real rough google image search
if the internet is a new frontier it should be called the...
This was a pretty bad tweet.
@AGoldmund This was a pretty bad tweet.
This was a pretty good tweet.
@AGoldmund This was a pretty good tweet.
dammit i have more bot thots
This is the actual true story of how @PostlightAgency was...
This is the actual true story of how @PostlightAgency was founded. @richziade sent me one of these every single day.
We will probably need the Boston Dynamics robots to fight...
We will probably need the Boston Dynamics robots to fight off the dinosaur birds. Or vice versa.
it'd be fun but it would throw off my plan to retire by age...
this is all the proof i need
yeah i read the internet too
every pitch rejected
science gave a bird a dinosaur face...
science gave a bird a dinosaur face http://www. bbc.
why not combine them
we could publish exclusively feminist fiction on top of...
leah this would be my dream; i would write a daily roundup...
no one who edited the Awl should answer this
How much fun would it be to edit The Awl?...
How much fun would it be to edit The Awl? http://www.
for fucksake
More bot thoughts & more
More bot thoughts & more INSIDE: A leading question, more bot thoughts, a podcast teaser, GIF Battle links, random web links, and that’s actually it. It’s the Postlight Newsletter for Wednesday, February 24, 2016 — Subscribe here .
Deep inside Facebook and Silicon Valley with Jon Lax
From a design firm in Toronto to Facebook and Silicon Valley: on the first-ever episode of Track Changes, Postlight founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade introduce themselves and sit down with Jon Lax, director of product design at Facebook, to talk about his work and the culture of the Valley.
Kids make sure to read your open letters before posting...
Kids make sure to read your open letters before posting them.
cheaper with real cats
Uh oh http://mlkshk.com/p/17NIK
Uh oh http://mlkshk.
buzzfeed la could pull it off but very tricky for most...
Oh my god how does anything work at all this article is...
Oh my god how does anything work at all this article is great http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2016/02/mta-one-day-625-delays.
we sure had to kill a lot of dads but it was worth it
shit bill what are we calling the brand consultancy
or that you'd have to turnstile into substance
were you worried this story would go off the tracks and...
I mean I'm going to read it now but I know it will be...
YouTube viral gold idea: Frozen medley performed by an...
YouTube viral gold idea: Frozen medley performed by an unironic a cappella dad chorus to their daughters and sons.
I didn't want the reader to get bored
Tech execs around the fire, talking about email:...
Tech execs around the fire, talking about email: https://medium. com/p/1e53181f41f#.
Executives around the fire
Executives around the fire Once a year the executives hold an offsite. When the 360-degree evaluations are done they gather by firelight, and tell stories about their email inboxes.
that's great and it looks good.
@VoxProduct that's great and it looks good.
if norman mailer was alive today his next book would be...
i mean i totally understand and it's none of my business!...
@brianabelson @VoxProduct i mean i totally understand and it's none of my business! i'm a guy on twitter.
just a leeeeettle paragraph for the nerds
guys it's kinda traditional to name the people who worked...
guys it's kinda traditional to name the people who worked on the relaunch :( http://www. curbed.
all the resources are of the same value, it's really lazy...
A STRANGER appears and asks for ONE ACRE OF TIME for...
A STRANGER appears and asks for ONE ACRE OF TIME for STARTUP MESSAGING ADVICE. In return they offer NOTHING.
seriously google calendar would be much more fun as a RTS...
oh lord over here it loads to title screen then beeps...
how do you win google calendar this game is garbage
couldn't get it running (there are three Racters on...
@a2_4am couldn't get it running (there are three Racters on http://archive. org; maybe they work in Firefox?
that is EXACTLY what I'm talking about
“i would like to add you to my professional network on...
TIME TO GET PAID to promote online transactions for example
oh bill I know brand values and all I'm just thinking of...
hey do you like the word SEARCH in 36000 point type oh wait...
nicely done
altho i would love to see a SPEND THAT MONEY playlist
Bill...I...well actually this is kind of a great way for...
@Bill_Braine Bill... I...
Here's iTunes for comparison. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...
Here's iTunes for comparison. https://twitter.
i'll work on that all day today and get back to you
I love Spotify but every day I use the Spotify desktop...
I love Spotify but every day I use the Spotify desktop client and it's like this. https://twitter.
“In this spirit I wrote a bot to help me write this...
“In this spirit I wrote a bot to help me write this newsletter. ” — @ftrain https://posts.
“For all the grim days and anger that we’ve seen on the...
“For all the grim days and anger that we’ve seen on the Internet, the vast…” — @ftrain https://posts. postlight.
Spotify hire me and I will keep this from happening ever...
Spotify hire me and I will keep this from happening ever again. https://twitter.
god flattering i need all i can get
Not that I know about!
@mrconnorobrien Not that I know about!
Everything Changes was particularly excellent today...
Everything Changes was particularly excellent today http://www. theawl.
I write a daily newsletter now
if google hadn't killed reader we wouldn't have all these...
Honestly having a bot write one paragraph is kind of a...
Honestly having a bot write one paragraph is kind of a great tool for getting started. https://medium.
I sent out the newsletter early because what the hell...
I sent out the newsletter early because what the hell https://medium. com/p/44ca99781d43 it's about RACTER and bots.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsuuuubbbbbbbbbbb my goodness
honestly they busted that door wide open. Growing to 400...
@cshirky honestly they busted that door wide open. Growing to 400 people *before* launch, requiring tons of bandwidth, huge marketing.
not really among this particular cohort
I remember wondering HOW DID THEY DO THAT HOW DID THEY BLOW...
@cshirky I remember wondering HOW DID THEY DO THAT HOW DID THEY BLOW THAT MUCH MONEY I was so, so naîve.
i miss you boo https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/70160924554...
i miss you boo https://twitter.
List of videogames in MoMA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...
List of videogames in MoMA https://en. m.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/701570325281112065/photo/1
@kjhealy https://twitter.
This link gives you a randomly-selected Wikipedia list...
This link gives you a randomly-selected Wikipedia list https://en. m.
I just downloaded candy crush
Bot thoughts
Bot thoughts Thoughts on an old bot and a column written by a new one. It’s the Postlight Newsletter for Monday, February 22, 2016 — Subscribe here .
you can take partial credit for building this city!
@jackrusher you can take partial credit for building this city!
This is why the study of the humanities is important, so...
This is why the study of the humanities is important, so that this never happens again. https://youtu.
In the video to “We Built This City” they rock the Lincoln...
In the video to “We Built This City” they rock the Lincoln Memorial SO HARD Lincoln stands and sings. https://twitter.
Yet.
@sippey Yet.
But I never do anything scary!
@sippey But I never do anything scary!
technology used to be so much fun you kids don't know what...
technology used to be so much fun you kids don't know what you're missing https://twitter.
sometimes things are just perfect gotta enjoy it
i don't know why this particular configuration of silly...
it's so good i've been cracking up for like five minutes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWbkxo7VS4U
@katienotopoulos https://www. youtube.
“as if you were sucked into the old Infocom adventure game...
“as if you were sucked into the old Infocom adventure game Infidel” — (DEEP CUT) @StevenLevy https://backchannel. com/we-are-now-at-peak-ted-c4fc4926bf20#---792-857.
I'm voting for Sanders.
@katienotopoulos I'm voting for Sanders.
https://www.reddit.com/r/slavelabour/
https://www. reddit.
They read your Medium post. https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...
They read your Medium post. https://twitter.
it's just such a major tell for useless assholes
heh
“I'm going to be brutally honest” (says obvious thing that...
“I'm going to be brutally honest” is how people who have...
“I'm going to be brutally honest” is how people who have never done a single goddam risky thing under their own names open their comments.
i've often thought thinking this through represents an...
at the database level there is no difference between short...
fair
As part of fact-checking on this an editor came over and...
As part of fact-checking on this an editor came over and watched me do ad-hoc SQL queries over ssh for an hour. https://newrepublic.
I kind of intuited that disclosure
right! ironic intent attenuates terribly as it transmits...
@michelet @anildash right! ironic intent attenuates terribly as it transmits outward.
whoa
there was briefly an html shop called final solution,...
wuuuut
They are making sequel!
@chrismohney They are making sequel!
More on how Dustin Hoffman nearly made Blade Runner a...
More on how Dustin Hoffman nearly made Blade Runner a completely different movie: http://www. focusfeatures.
pris, are you trying to seduce me?
@davebry9 pris, are you trying to seduce me?
Blade Runner with Peter Falk now that woulda been something.
Blade Runner with Peter Falk now that woulda been something.
there it is, you found it
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman was originally going to play...
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman was originally going to play Harrison Ford's role in Blade Runner. https://issuu.
that is very generous, and thank you
Christmas
because I could, and wanted to explore, that's all
it will be over in 90 minutes
i can't handle the little girl's single tear after...
it's such a great use of our global infrastructure people...
jesus christ maria
eh that was too mean I'm sorry
mine too all of a sudden
I wrote the longest article of 2015 and saw Balk's thing...
I wrote the longest article of 2015 and saw Balk's thing and chuckled and thought, makes sense I guess?
write the newsletter
It’s Friday! One thing you can do with computers is the...
It’s Friday! One thing you can do with computers is the maximum.
no it's super-cute and works already
i'm writing a little bot to help me write the newsletter
Always close the letter.
Always close the letter.
and how many are you carrying right now
but which phone is better
yeah i mean i want this so much i built it and didn't...
that i let a 3rd party service tweet on my behalf...
@leahfinnegan that i let a 3rd party service tweet on my behalf automatically? hell yes i'm embarrassed.
I thought so! It's impossible to google.
@laura_june I thought so! It's impossible to google.
ulgh it auto-tweeted
When Instagram came out for Android were iOS people...
When Instagram came out for Android were iOS people actually worried that it would be ruined by tacky Android users? Or did I make that up?
there's a reason i own http://platisher.com
@caseyjohnston @rustyk5 there's a reason i own http://platisher.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/421726721109282816
@rustyk5 https://twitter.
I think my favorite thing I learned about was...
I think my favorite thing I learned about was http://alteredqualia. com/tmp/solitaire/ https://twitter.
“People go crazy in 3D. Some like to see how many polygons...
“People go crazy in 3D. Some like to see how many polygons they can observe and…” — @ftrain https://posts.
here watch this bullet hell videogame for more than one...
here watch this bullet hell videogame for more than one minute without wanting to throw up https://www. youtube.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/319787622463574016
https://twitter.
parts of it and then i throw up
it's my truest form of expression tbh
mark we're all adults here you can stop pretending...
@marklotto mark we're all adults here you can stop pretending https://twitter. com/search?
Every single link in there is going to make you throw up.
Every single link in there is going to make you throw up.
I turned yesterday's roundup of digital maximalism into...
I turned yesterday's roundup of digital maximalism into today's POSTLIGHT NEWSLETTER https://medium. com/p/27315d71af5a#.
When you submit remixed @NYPL digital assets I will render...
When you submit remixed @NYPL digital assets I will render my judgment fairly and with mercy. http://www.
ARE YOU READY TO BE JUDGED BY ME ON HOW YOU REMIX @NYPL...
ARE YOU READY TO BE JUDGED BY ME ON HOW YOU REMIX @NYPL DIGITAL ASSETS THEN LOOK HERE http://www. nypl.
that's just the messaging on top of the regular feeds right?
@harrisj @jimaley @jacqui @tysone that's just the messaging on top of the regular feeds right?
curling can have ties. What a time to be alive.
@tysone @jimaley @pilhofer curling can have ties. What a time to be alive.
I've seen data but this. the fact that they did it three...
@jimaley @jacqui @tysone I've seen data but this. the fact that they did it three times.
jim this olympics data thing they are showing me you...
why DON'T we just send checksummed SQL statements over the...
@jacqui @tysone @ODF_ebooks why DON'T we just send checksummed SQL statements over the wire instead of these nightmares?
this uses the term Trigger without irony I have evaporated
oh yeah
data model nightmares is a presentation that needs to...
oh I'm gonna request that it won an award!
@r4isstatic @jacqui @tysone @ODF_ebooks oh I'm gonna request that it won an award!
I'm gonna assume there wasn't a documented reference parser...
I'm on the bus and actually crying from laughing
this...I really have...wow
@harrisj @jacqui @tysone this... I really have...
Jesus Christ I'm still on fencing
this is an AMAZING cultural...uh...entity
@harrisj @jacqui @tysone this is an AMAZING cultural... uh...
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
omg you poor fuckers
oh wow I'm looking at the fencing data dictionary now
oh wow oh wow oh wow is ODF really this amazing
not enough money in the world
this feels a lot like I just walked into the wrong hotel...
never has anyone known less
my first ever programming job was unpacking binary sports...
I just find that level of density soothing...
@jacqui @moriogawa @harrisj @pilhofer @losowsky I just find that level of density soothing https://twitter.
omg I want one
Facebook sleepy times was great, though! So good.
@_notlikethis @subnaughtsounds Facebook sleepy times was great, though! So good.
being younger and edgier than me puts you in 60% general...
@_notlikethis @subnaughtsounds being younger and edgier than me puts you in 60% general pop, so.
cool!
@DevinMcGloin cool!
great idea
mo still thinks i work at harper's
he's said some other pretty tophish things
Maximalism, Digital
Maximalism, Digital Postlight Newsletter for Friday, February 19, 2016 — Subscribe here Oh hell yes. It’s Friday!
wow this is wonderful
omg i remember this beautiful page
also minecraft, like that's basically the game
no what was that like
oh yeah
YES
Good example: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bul...
Good example: http://tvtropes. org/pmwiki/pmwiki.
For fun, looking for examples of digital maximalism: Black...
For fun, looking for examples of digital maximalism: Black MIDI, billions of polygons, hacked videogames where thousands of cars are added.
pass the dolphin to the left hand side
ohhhh yessssss these are amazing
hmmmmm
Don't tell me dolphins can't grow moustaches I know that.
Don't tell me dolphins can't grow moustaches I know that.
Yeah okay it looks bad but what if that baby dolphin grew...
Yeah okay it looks bad but what if that baby dolphin grew up to be dolphin Hitler.
wise
I mean I write it on behalf of the company.
@livlab I mean I write it on behalf of the company.
dammit Jacob
Subscribe to my newsletter it is relevant to your interests...
Subscribe to my newsletter it is relevant to your interests http://postlight. us11.
God I LOVE writing newsletters c.f....
God I LOVE writing newsletters c. f.
Few books are as hilarious as the idea of Gummi Bears...
Few books are as hilarious as the idea of Gummi Bears causing terrible diarrhea. https://newrepublic.
all_california_children.torrent :(
@kjhealy all_california_children.
only way to keep the data safe really
the thing for me is the non-book data; it quickly veers...
@GlennF the thing for me is the non-book data; it quickly veers into the surreal. there's so much stuff in the world.
that data set is BA NA NAS
When the chips are up
When the chips are up Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 18, 2016 — Subscribe here The Unicorn is Killed and Brought to the Castle (from the Unicorn Tapestries) Bloomberg Businessweek has a profile of the executive manager who oversees Apple’s secretive microchip development wing . He’s an Israeli Arab Christian named Johny Srouji from Haifa.
Can we meet about the right formatting for the list? Are you free Wednesday at 2PM EST?
Can we meet about the right formatting for the list? Are you free Wednesday at 2PM EST?
http://giphy.com/gifs/adorable-mixed-gif-boston-terrier-wqZG...
@leahfinnegan http://giphy.
Abe and Ivy say hi
you are good at it
sup
hmm
What other sites did a big mega-relaunch? Flickr, MySpace,...
What other sites did a big mega-relaunch? Flickr, MySpace, what else?
mark I sent you an e-friend request
you guys should all do e
e is cool like eWhiteHouse
lord all https://medium.com/message/it-is-impossible-to-beli...
@nktpnd @JakeSwearingen @AthertonKD lord all https://medium. com/message/it-is-impossible-to-believe-how-mindblowing-these-amazing-new-jobs-are-abf5f3fb39e9#.
i meant to write binary blob but i wrote binary blog; the...
i meant to write binary blob but i wrote binary blog; the easier solution would be to write nothing at all https://posts. postlight.
i mean that's where we all live on that banner
Hi guys! How's it going today?
@hugeinc Hi guys! How's it going today?
the secret lives of tumblr teens...
the secret lives of tumblr teens https://newrepublic.
Mythology explains that a unicorn can only be captured by a...
Mythology explains that a unicorn can only be captured by a virgin. Which might explain Silicon Valley.
Good day for #brandz
Preeetttttty excited to see what @choire gets up to...
Preeetttttty excited to see what @choire gets up to integrating unicorn verticals into Fortune 50 content platform$$$$$$$$.
Great they were super cool.
@sjttocs Great they were super cool.
That was a privilege and I appreciate the chance to talk...
@SteveGrzanich That was a privilege and I appreciate the chance to talk about being a nerd to your audience!
I cannot sleep at 1230am New York time but I am scheduled...
I cannot sleep at 1230am New York time but I am scheduled to be on a radio show in Chicago at 535am Chicago time.
Usable Data
Usable Data Alexandria on a bad day Corpora time! Here’s an article about processing 3.
Does Amazon’s Data Speak for Itself?
“I wonder how long you can plant the same crop before you...
“I wonder how long you can plant the same crop before you wear out the soil. ” http://buff.
well also the ones done by NPR people are created by insane...
While we figure out what went wrong, the picture of Sting...
While we figure out what went wrong, the picture of Sting from his 1996 CD-ROM “All This Time” is here. https://twitter.
SORRY EVERYONE TECHNICAL GLITCH WITH SCHEDULED TWEETS WE...
“Dear Lord, did you try to include a heliotrope in this...
“Dear Lord, did you try to include a heliotrope in this package? These roads are to carry words, sir, not for the folly of graven images!
it would be interesting and valuable
newsletter thots on pixel-acres...
newsletter thots on pixel-acres https://posts. postlight.
I think you could absolutely make that argument depending...
@jjrsays I think you could absolutely make that argument depending on how they are used. Not here, though.
i'm kicking this off with a real nice blue...
i'm kicking this off with a real nice blue https://twitter.
both and the boundaries are blurry
Is there a difference between a podcast recorded at an NPR...
Is there a difference between a podcast recorded at an NPR studio and one done on Skype at home? Obviously but how do you factor it?
To be clear some of them are like “radio appearances.” Is...
To be clear some of them are like “radio appearances. ” Is that separate from "podcast appearances?
I guess to evaluate the opportunities for miscommunication...
I guess to evaluate the opportunities for miscommunication I need to evaluate the factorial?
I made a list of the technology platforms we use to...
I made a list of the technology platforms we use to communicate at work. From Medium to conference calls.
i love he's like "previews with a shitty 70s pop song and...
@bn2b i love he's like "previews with a shitty 70s pop song and people saying funny lines from the move? THAT WAS MINE I INVENTED THAT.
TMZ.com in terms of corn yield
TMZ. com in terms of corn yield Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 11, 2016.
TMZ.com in terms of corn yield
TMZ. com in terms of corn yield Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 11, 2016.
i think there's a lot in this article that you will react...
@bn2b i think there's a lot in this article that you will react to http://www. hollywoodreporter.
YEAHGWOaLP:KJsDFQhJKL:"qWEGF
quite to the contrary i found it to be self-effacing
doing mandatory harassment training, these women just saw...
doing mandatory harassment training, these women just saw what you posted on your facebook you monster https://twitter.
don't shoot the mess
did u ever ask yourself what if maroon 5 and coldplay got...
did u ever ask yourself what if maroon 5 and coldplay got together and covered fancy by iggy azalea https://open. spotify.
you just need to find a landlord who lets you pay in...
first spotlight now this
“let a million snows fall”
I mean just let Twitter run the NYTimes for a day, like...
@leahfinnegan I mean just let Twitter run the NYTimes for a day, like crazy sitcom episodes where dad stays w kids and wife goes to work.
they say they can do better, we should let them have it for...
i mean it's all they have budget for
stay with me here, but what about just printing tweets?
@leahfinnegan stay with me here, but what about just printing tweets?
sigh. I think a lot about missed playlist opportunities....
@KristyT sigh. I think a lot about missed playlist opportunities.
me too. Maybe the simplest explanation is that the novelty...
@KristyT me too. Maybe the simplest explanation is that the novelty of good-enough music wore off and now it's unsurprising what it picks.
this is good and i wish more animals would write about...
this is good and i wish more animals would write about politics @fullfrontalsamb /the-death-of-antonin-scalia-reactions-from-quail-9b9e4f89cb1f#. ybwqciajk" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
yes
oh wow I just went down a Rabbit hole connecting him to...
been thinking about booting an emulator so I can look...
@bn2b been thinking about booting an emulator so I can look inside https://archive.
we made it to the bear then switched back to frozen to stop...
it's received about as well as changing the timeline...
so cold
I can't watch this again
I cannot
the snow glows white on the mountain tonight
when node supports xslt3 it's all over...
when node supports xslt3 it's all over https://github.
this is real https://medium.com/@fun_cuddles/linux-of-the-90...
this is real @fun_cuddles /linux-of-the-90s-or-why-i-have-linux-desktop-ptsd-1f276a7887fb#. xrrb5if3m" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
just wait until it gets folded into @Tyrangiel's Vice thing.
@marklotto just wait until it gets folded into @Tyrangiel 's Vice thing.
I wonder if I'll vote for the dude born in NYC, the former...
I wonder if I'll vote for the dude born in NYC, the former NY senator, or one of the two NYC billionaires.
We are just going to Fairway and may be some time.
We are just going to Fairway and may be some time.
thank you!
@jamescham @PostlightAgency thank you!
screw this it's totoro time
Whoa https://twitter.com/joshuatopolsky/status/6986737585932...
Whoa https://twitter.
niiiice
oh lord no i don't mess around with those people
wikipedia working overtime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sri...
wikipedia working overtime https://en. wikipedia.
yeah i'm gonna erase that tweet
they kill it and kill it and kill it some more...
they kill it and kill it and kill it some more https://twitter.
ever look at social media and go who the fuck are these...
i understand the nostalgia but it's just so much more...
oh god we had that same cage 2x and we called it "baby...
We have Legos but no telos.
We have Legos but no telos.
very strong
Also a big hit: Google image search for "fussy children"
Two sick 4yos, messy apartment, outside bitter cold....
Two sick 4yos, messy apartment, outside bitter cold. Watched 20 mins of Simone Biles.
jeeeeesus christ shawn @silviakillings
this is sad but true https://medium.com/de-gustibus/xochitl-...
this is sad but true https://medium. com/de-gustibus/xochitl-tortilla-chips-are-the-worst-903bc44fb888#.
Little late in the day but the @PostlightAgency newsletter...
Little late in the day but the @PostlightAgency newsletter is here: https://posts. postlight.
aw that's sweet and great to see, also paging @jeremy_keehn.
@poetryforsupper aw that's sweet and great to see, also paging @jeremy_keehn .
They will all be parents.
@theodoreross They will all be parents.
In 2023, the Tokyo Olympics will be 3 years ago, Trump will...
In 2023, the Tokyo Olympics will be 3 years ago, Trump will be in his second presidency, phones will cost $1, and the L train might re-open.
starring Ryan Reynolds
definitely meaty
Patrick
michael
totally bringing out the monster in meetings from here on...
I left my hat on the bus.
I left my hat on the bus.
Deep Valley Thoughts & GIF Battle Updates
Deep Valley Thoughts & GIF Battle Updates Postlight Newsletter for Thursday, February 11, 2016 — Subscribe here Journalist Chris Perkins reported on GIF Battle, a Postlight Experiment, for Mashable . He wrote: GIF Battle is the perfect game to play with your Internet friends when you’re procrastinating at work, thanks to its relatively short length.
https://www.raspberrypi.org/blog/raspberry-pi-2-on-sale/
@patbits https://www. raspberrypi.
So @Chris_Perkins1 came by and wrote up the story behind...
So @Chris_Perkins1 came by and wrote up the story behind GIF Battle. It is an accurate and well-reported story!
works out pretty good then
didn't fav it then not hearting it now
This might be 10% hyperbole but still it feels good....
This might be 10% hyperbole but still it feels good. https://twitter.
Jack. To most people. To the readers of newsletters. Not to...
@jackrusher Jack. To most people.
I wrote (i.e. was schooled by @jeb) in “Technology...
I wrote (i. e.
I wonder if the funding contracting will lead to smaller...
@tolar @harper @jkriss I wonder if the funding contracting will lead to smaller solutions. Things are no longer optimized for small teams.
everything is optimized for 500 person teams now. You can't...
@harper @jkriss everything is optimized for 500 person teams now. You can't hold a stack in your head.
Thanks to @hungry_inc for forcibly bringing pizza to...
Thanks to @hungry_inc for forcibly bringing pizza to @PostlightAgency tonight as a gesture of goodwill, friendship, and peaceable intent.
cool!
@tammylenski cool!
Technology Intern Salaries, Considered
A tweet by Tiffany Zhong, a VC, recently made the rounds and generated a great deal of discussion; it was even aggresplained (or exgragated) by Vox. An ...
Technology Internship Salaries Considered
Technology Internship Salaries Considered Postlight Newsletter for Wednesday, February 10, 2016 — Subscribe here A tweet by Tiffany Zhong , a VC, recently made the rounds and generated a great deal of discussion; it was even aggresplained (or exgragated) by Vox . An image attached to the tweet purported to show the monthly compensation of interns at large tech companies.
she was just the only person who'd faved the tweet i didn't...
I thought you were Casey.
@katienotopoulos @Bernstein @IRLClub I thought you were Casey.
wait that's all it takes?
@jennydeluxe wait that's all it takes?
“Okay. Next Super Bowl. Beyoncé and Jay-Z eating seafood,...
“Okay. Next Super Bowl.
tbqf you're a little on the older side for the kind of...
NOT EVEN FUNNY
they never showed
do you offer a free plan
awwwwwwww nick she's not really sorry
Oh wait I didn't screw up the subject line it just...
Oh wait I didn't screw up the subject line it just *tweeted* the wrong subject line. Software is impossible.
Also I screwed up the subject line on the newsletter for...
Also I screwed up the subject line on the newsletter for the 2nd day in a row which is a really great demonstration of technical excellence.
I turned my Tweet-drizzle re:Twitter being like a giant...
I turned my Tweet-drizzle re:Twitter being like a giant free hotel into a mini essay https://posts. postlight.
it'll be out in a couple weeks
jfc http://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Menu/Treats/Peanut-Buste...
@iano @jennschiffer jfc http://www. dairyqueen.
😉
that thing is so great the whole stupidhackathon brings...
dot hey still do peanut busters
that's okay it's not aimed at media people
“I'm sorry I don't care about your podcast.”—A person I...
“I'm sorry I don't care about your podcast.
I love this
daughter stahp
are there cars on an Instagram or is that Uber
is that for coffee?
@iano @jennschiffer is that for coffee?
also I um misplaced my license so can one of you drive
listen do you guys want Dairy Queen and to not mention this...
I get that so much lately
I am sorry I'm erasing this now
I mean Dan you earned it it's okay
Okay I guess. What about you?
Okay I guess. What about you?
To everyone who expects me to have my classification...
To everyone who expects me to have my classification schemas buttoned up please file this tweet under BF575. A75.
Ah it's how Dewey does Quarto. F for Folio.
Ah it's how Dewey does Quarto. F for Folio.
Oh shit Q isn't LOC at all, is it Dewey?
Oh shit Q isn't LOC at all, is it Dewey?
I know that sounds like I am talking about women's bodies I...
I know that sounds like I am talking about women's bodies I should have said “Q volumes” and “alphabetized.
I'm also don't like low book shelving like that, I like...
I'm also don't like low book shelving like that, I like oversized down low with everything sorted on top.
I wish they would zoom in on the books when Beyoncé dances...
I wish they would zoom in on the books when Beyoncé dances in the hallway so we could see the titles.
A tiny essay on Twitter changing its feed algorithm
A tiny essay on Twitter changing its feed algorithm Postlight Newsletter for Tuesday, February 9, 2016 — Subscribe here Source: Twitter brand assets “Twitter went into an uproar Friday after a BuzzFeed report that the social network was on the brink introducing an algorithmic, more Facebook-style feed…. Spend an entire day away from Twitter, and when you open the app again, you’ll see highlights from the day.
no god we had the shadchan do that are you kidding
Do you know HOW MANY marriage proposals are made at...
@leahfinnegan @katienotopoulos Do you know HOW MANY marriage proposals are made at Coldplay shows? I've directly heard about several.
Because, in their need for affirmation, they refuse to...
@xor Because, in their need for affirmation, they refuse to acknowledge the true scope of our narcissistic-industrial entertainment complex!
Can you do it to the sound of CLOCKS because this morning I...
@katienotopoulos Can you do it to the sound of CLOCKS because this morning I woke up and decided that's a good song.
I'm in my foxhole on this one, ready to fight.
@joshuatopolsky I'm in my foxhole on this one, ready to fight.
The way Coldplay, as the headliner, shared the stage was...
The way Coldplay, as the headliner, shared the stage was the model of show-business graciousness and you are all being dicks about it.
when it works it's gonna be great
As opposed to what? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/696781...
As opposed to what? https://twitter.
well the newsletter itself will be covering this
dipperz has always had a pretty serious comitment to...
It's in the best interests of the business to use these...
@textfiles It's in the best interests of the business to use these platforms, but the interchange issues remind of me of Win31&lt;-&gt;System6.
I bet we are—a lot of things I see now are when I try to...
@textfiles I bet we are—a lot of things I see now are when I try to graft my plain-text workflow onto Medium/Mailchimp/etc.
the overall trend is towards miracles, but some things...
many things are like, moore's-law amounts of better. but,...
@textfiles many things are like, moore's-law amounts of better. but, like, it's still hard to cut and paste without disaster.
walmart announces new poverty algorithm
Quaker Steak & Lube announces new lube algorithm but...
every big co is basically a tech co and they all use...
subway sandwiches launches new sandwich algorithm
trust me, you can always give up a little more
"a" typo
i have no idea what is actually pasted, i guess some...
@Dymaxion @knowtheory i have no idea what is actually pasted, i guess some os-dependent pile-o-stuff that the browser rewrites?
We're on a cycle of months, not years, is part of it. We...
@harper We're on a cycle of months, not years, is part of it. We all need stuff that works now.
right and it's super-lossy
We might just be in the part of the cycle before it calms...
@harper We might just be in the part of the cycle before it calms down. I.
i am optimistic on this one, it'll basically be HTML5 until...
+1. I wonder if maybe HTML5 locking down for a few years...
@anildash +1. I wonder if maybe HTML5 locking down for a few years won't settle things down.
Right it also adds noise.
@eric_b_wood Right it also adds noise.
We really can.
@harrisj We really can.
And I mean, I'm pasting Chrome-to-Chrome. MSWord never lost...
@JRossNicoll And I mean, I'm pasting Chrome-to-Chrome. MSWord never lost this much signal when I cut and pasted.
Unix pipes :)
I keep thinking about is how by-default non-lossy Unix is,...
@droob I keep thinking about is how by-default non-lossy Unix is, with pipes. It all goes in and you consciously filter or it all comes out.
yeah I mean that's a big part of it. there's no obvious...
@knowtheory yeah I mean that's a big part of it. there's no obvious jQuery-like abstraction yet, maybe Scribe from the Guardian?
Right! That was, in retrospect, bad—some thing should be...
@mwiik Right! That was, in retrospect, bad—some thing should be "harder.
Cutting and pasting from raw HTML, to Google Docs, to...
@ron_miller @piewords Cutting and pasting from raw HTML, to Google Docs, to Mailchimp. Signal loss all over the place, noise added.
I can't tell if it's just too damn hard, or whether we've...
I can't tell if it's just too damn hard, or whether we've changed priorities, or what.
Cutting and pasting loses a ton of signal, for example....
Cutting and pasting loses a ton of signal, for example. Things just disappear unremarked.
One question I have about tech is: Why is it so hard to do...
One question I have about tech is: Why is it so hard to do things today that we could easily do before? This is not a whine.
in good time, my fellow soldier of content. in good time.
@max_read in good time, my fellow soldier of content. in good time.
This tweetl might have come across precious and...
This tweetl might have come across precious and insufferable which it was.
Most people don't see the problem and there's no...
Most people don't see the problem and there's no organization that's ready to take the risk to solve it even though it's a ~$5 million risk.
After composing three emails in Mailchimp I have a lot of...
After composing three emails in Mailchimp I have a lot of thoughts on email-anchored distribution networks that I'll share relatively soon.
Oh yeah here is the link to subscribe...
Oh yeah here is the link to subscribe http://postlight. us11.
Day three of writing a newsletter. God it feels good to...
Day three of writing a newsletter. God it feels good to write a newsletter.
I just want to see.
@maureenflaherty I just want to see.
Tech Ads @ Super Bowls
Tech Ads @ Super Bowls Postlight Newsletter for Monday, February 8, 2016— Subscribe here I’m assembling this newsletter on Sunday morning before Super Bowl 50, and I have no idea what will happen when the Carolina Panthers face the Denver Broncos. I’m the co-founder (this is Paul ) who watches the game for the commercials; co-founder Rich , however, will be holed up in front of a large TV gritting his teeth and shaking his head.
the internet is what a baby likes
i mean prince wednesday should want to meet ME is the way I...
god no and if i were that would be one case where grownups...
if octonauts live ever makes it to nyc i'm screwed though
won't see you then
did you pay for the meet-and-greet
THAT'S MUCH BETTER THANK YOU.
@patbits THAT'S MUCH BETTER THANK YOU.
PATRICK! SPEAK UP INTO THE MICROPHONE!
@patbits PATRICK! SPEAK UP INTO THE MICROPHONE!
i guess the idea is that the bayern beer festival makes you...
i mean it's a 650 meg ISO so if it's not this thing goes so...
it never comes into sharper focus it's just that
Okay last one I'm sorry. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/6...
Okay last one I'm sorry. https://twitter.
then this happened https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/6961931...
then this happened https://twitter.
the past is a foreign county https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...
the past is a foreign county https://twitter.
Germans made this CD-ROM to teach safe sex nearly 20 years...
Germans made this CD-ROM to teach safe sex nearly 20 years ago. https://archive.
Shufflepuck Café predicted all of this....
Shufflepuck Café predicted all of this. https://twitter.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/652482876848631808
https://twitter.
this might be an inherent problem with giant free hotels
(Also there's an enormous incredibly profitable giant free...
(Also there's an enormous incredibly profitable giant free hotel on the other side of town that no one can leave but it sure is run well.
No I'm at a Best Western feeling kind of weird.
No I'm at a Best Western feeling kind of weird.
Good point. The hotel is so big that they can't afford...
Good point. The hotel is so big that they can't afford housekeepers, only really shitty robots like drunken roombas.
The true walls are within each of us Alex.
The true walls are within each of us Alex.
I don't have a conclusion. Just that there appears to be a...
I don't have a conclusion. Just that there appears to be a fundamental tension between the guests at giant free hotel and the management.
Management wants very small rooms with no locks and tons of...
Management wants very small rooms with no locks and tons of walls to lease.
What guests seem to want are smaller, but still totally...
What guests seem to want are smaller, but still totally free, hotels, with the king/queen program intact and bigger rooms.
But weirdly people will pay to put stuff on the WALLS of...
But weirdly people will pay to put stuff on the WALLS of the hotel, crazy world.
For its part management stopped trying to get people to pay...
For its part management stopped trying to get people to pay a decade ago; people just no longer want to pay for hotels. Markets, &amp;c.
Also literally anyone can walk into anyone else's room and...
Also literally anyone can walk into anyone else's room and scream at them, which you'd think they could lock the doors but it's expensive.
The thing the giant free hotel did is create the KING/QUEEN...
The thing the giant free hotel did is create the KING/QUEEN OF THE HOTEL program, which people love, but those people don't RUN the hotel.
I mean keeping up a house is a nightmare, things are always...
I mean keeping up a house is a nightmare, things are always flooding and it's expensive. But giant free hotels are kind of alienating.
Remember when we all moved out of the houses we owned into...
Remember when we all moved out of the houses we owned into the big free hotel, and years later management changed the wallpaper to ads?
then one day, at a birthday party
I swear to god I thought we'd dodged it
We are watching it again @laura_june
http://eepurl.com/bz6far
@jordne http://eepurl.
Still writing a newsletter, made it to day two:...
Still writing a newsletter, made it to day two: http://us11. campaign-archive1.
There's no Wikipedia page
I dropped them off after 20 mins he asked why they were wet...
I dropped them off after 20 mins he asked why they were wet and I said I carried them through the driving snow and he said you don't drive.
Big shoutout to my son who got to pre-k, took off his...
Big shoutout to my son who got to pre-k, took off his boots, then told me he'd brought his school shoes home last night for no reason.
Okay whatever https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/695612823402...
Okay whatever https://twitter.
I don't know if this affects your planning but I think you...
thank you. i'm just gonna keep going and see what happens.
@nataliepo thank you. i'm just gonna keep going and see what happens.
what kind of thinking will it be
Please subscribe to my newsletter....
Please subscribe to my newsletter. http://us11.
I think the way the dog humps the Mac is an important...
sigh Harper's
Harper's should become a weekly so they can fire more...
Harper's should become a weekly so they can fire more editors. http://mobile.
she was so stellar
So be it! See to it!
@caseyjohnston So be it! See to it!
and when he has to write the wrestling movies
me too
one volume in the future history of crytocurrency will be...
this is really great thank you
actually rural communities are amongst those that have the...
would you write the code in rust?
@jennschiffer would you write the code in rust?
oh god that would still be way way too long
Updating my LinkedIn.
Updating my LinkedIn.
let last night's victory wipe the taste of burrito from...
jim
that was you? You're the best.
@stringbot that was you? You're the best.
thank you christopher I know the feeling of the kill and...
accurate. "I need you to be a 50s housewife for three...
@olivehues @maureenflaherty accurate. "I need you to be a 50s housewife for three weeks" was the actual request.
it is an amazing magazine with a wonderful staff that does...
Big shout to my obsessive drudges tonight.
Big shout to my obsessive drudges tonight.
Also @gvSmith, @RogerDHodge, and @marklotto had amazing...
Also @gvSmith , @RogerDHodge , and @marklotto had amazing nights along with @BW and I know their secret: relentless, obsessive drudgery.
Just want to say thanks to @bw for endless risk
Did "What Is Code" win a National Magazine Award?
Did "What Is Code" win a National Magazine Award?
you deal with a lot baby
They just wanted it more https://twitter.com/joshuatopolsky/...
They just wanted it more https://twitter.
How are things at table 21?
@tophtucker @katiedrumm @aaronrutkoff @stephcd @jimaley How are things at table 21?
I did this one day https://github.com/alqaeda
@dphiffer @dansinker I did this one day https://github.
look all i know is i can buy 6 scratch-off lottery tickets...
thank you! it was me and 40+ other people @BW who worked...
@SurlyMae thank you!
i think i just quit writing forever writing that tweet.
@MikeIsaac @harrisj i think i just quit writing forever writing that tweet.
i had fewer donors, but they did pony up on average 12 more...
@MikeIsaac @harrisj i had fewer donors, but they did pony up on average 12 more cents each. there could have been one major donor giving $2.
weird i made $6.25
@MikeIsaac @harrisj weird i made $6.
apparently i once just missed ellen ullman at a bar in SF...
I will be at the National Magazine Awards tonight if I can...
I will be at the National Magazine Awards tonight if I can find a comb.
I mean sure
i did this and now every time i open my mouth it's like the...
@Choire i did this and now every time i open my mouth it's like the elevators in the shining.
There's a subreddit to discuss an imaginary computing...
There's a subreddit to discuss an imaginary computing platform, the VX https://www. reddit.
works for us
is glad to host.
@textfiles @waxpancake @cshirky @PostlightAgency is glad to host.
I am in an igloo in Williamsburg....
I am in an igloo in Williamsburg. https://twitter.
I am in an igloo.
I am in an igloo.
many thousands of things are wrong with frozen fever
touch if you will my stomach/see how it jiggles inside
genetic
getting caught up on Canon but there are other Pegasi so I...
@goldman getting caught up on Canon but there are other Pegasi so I am guessing it is generic.
minimus
ulgh don't make me cherish this
this is a rough one
yes
whoa
I can't. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/69355418073319424...
I can't. https://twitter.
I am furniture.
I am furniture.
My children are sitting on me, watching a 3D Disney show...
My children are sitting on me, watching a 3D Disney show about a princess who rides a winged horse; this is the actual portrait of defeat.
i ran through the west wing screaming about wsdl
they aren't going to have me back after what happened
eh what would I talk about
you don't have to vote at all just don't vote for...
you don't have to vote at all just don't vote for @richziade https://gifbattle. zone/b/-K9Dao7rXC_wP5rgt_zr?
why choose really
oh my god
i like when people tweet me just my name
WHEN TELL ME I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT HANS'S CHARACTER ON SO MANY...
okay what the fuck
you end up some weird-ass joik-related youtube holes...
@marklotto @laura_june you end up some weird-ass joik-related youtube holes https://www. youtube.
not proud to admit this but i started listening to sami...
I think about frozen constantly
ready to participate in a parenting roundtable podcast...
thank you
This is relevant https://twitter.com/laura_june/status/69307...
This is relevant https://twitter.
right I mean code is data. Basically he's a macro that got...
@zperrault right I mean code is data. Basically he's a macro that got out of hand.
yeah Josh and me are messing up your algo
that might be my fault
What was Data programmed in? I am assuming it was an...
What was Data programmed in? I am assuming it was an Enterprise programming language.
or younger than the show :(
"Kanye West insists he won't knuckle under." Free headline...
"Kanye West insists he won't knuckle under. " Free headline for people on quota.
Silence.
Silence.
I added a slide to my deck titled EMBEDDABLE DATA just so I...
I added a slide to my deck titled EMBEDDABLE DATA just so I could use this GIF. https://twitter.
Is there a record for headphones lost per week? Alternately...
Is there a record for headphones lost per week? Alternately is there an earbud subscription service?
somehow they always get back in
The GIFs in the middle were spongy, and paired with a...
The GIFs in the middle were spongy, and paired with a difficult Reisling.
Anyway my brain is filled with twelve billion screaming...
Anyway my brain is filled with twelve billion screaming spiders.
I gave a lecture that looked at GIFs 16 ways, then asked:...
I gave a lecture that looked at GIFs 16 ways, then asked: Why are Tumblr and Reddit separate websites.
Guys I just had the nicest day at Yale with the graphic...
Guys I just had the nicest day at Yale with the graphic design grad students.
Come hear @jlax tell the complete truth about what goes on...
Come hear @jlax tell the complete truth about what goes on in Silicon Valley: Thursday, February 11, 2016, 6:30PM http://www. meetup.
also @_tydalwave_
ah! good to know! checking in with @mutewinter
@chrismohney @Chris_Perkins1 ah! good to know!
this is strong https://gifbattle.zone/b/-K9-5SO-7XB9aeLaUGfG
this is strong https://gifbattle.
no uploadin, alas, only stuff that's live. I mean you could...
@chrismohney @Chris_Perkins1 no uploadin, alas, only stuff that's live. I mean you could just share the folder and paste those links in tho?
don't hate the player
Hey! I just completed a #GIFBattle against @Chris_Perkins1....
Hey! I just completed a #GIFBattle against @Chris_Perkins1 .
oh hai i was on a train ON IT
i get the first part of this a lot
There's a print version and a plastic version and a screen...
There's a print version and a plastic version and a screen version and a GIF version they are all great and impossible to curate.
not without dematerializing mysef
I wish I'd worn slacks.
I wish I'd worn slacks.
Thank God I wore a blazer.
Thank God I wore a blazer.
not without embarrassing myself
Hmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/692754164338802688/pho...
Hmm https://twitter.
that seems unaffordable
oh yeah that is the good stuff
but in what format?
@kzwa but in what format?
did a .jeff spec ever get published?
@jacqui @thejefflarson did a . jeff spec ever get published?
I never thought about it but last couple of years I have...
exactly John exactly
tbh everything is recorded now
coincidentally I’ll be doing 30 minutes of Springsteen...
I am emotionally an eighth-grader and will be addressing...
I am emotionally an eighth-grader and will be addressing Yale regarding Photoshop.
Anyway my grandfather was head of the New Haven...
Anyway my grandfather was head of the New Haven leadsetter’s union and had an eighth-grade education and addressed Yale regarding labor.
I know I said I’d be off Twitter except for...
I know I said I’d be off Twitter except for self-promotional purposes but turns out my life is a series of mildly self-promotional moments.
I’m giving a talk at 6:30 today at Yale. I am going to talk...
I’m giving a talk at 6:30 today at Yale. I am going to talk about how digital file types mess with culture.
there are opportunities everywhere
ulgh
say it softly it sounds just like spraying
he was my favorite character in The Wire
you know what is great is the eohippus
this is the cutest damn photo
FINALLY—a GIF-first battlechat app for the Internet....
FINALLY—a GIF-first battlechat app for the Internet. @PostlightAgency presents http://GIFBATTLE.
i mean that's possibly more them than us but then again it...
Well specifically @PostlightAgency built it I just mostly...
@ProductHuntGame Well specifically @PostlightAgency built it I just mostly watched.
would you say finley is an affectionate dog because that...
Enter the GIFBattle.zone!
Enter the GIFBattle. zone!
Enter the GIFBattle.zone!
Two months ago the engineers, designers, and product managers at Postlight (our web-and-app agency in NYC) had a conversation about how the best part of ...
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Or show the screen sizes as a kind of real estate, like...
@matt_levine Or show the screen sizes as a kind of real estate, like could it cover central park?
Yes! paul.ford@postlight.com, and if you can cc our...
@liangtfm Yes! paul.
Just setting up my gfbttlzn.
Just setting up my gfbttlzn.
But...NYC? (Regardless! Send me an email to...
@dvshnt But... NYC?
you know what i love? apex predators.
@harrisj you know what i love? apex predators.
CAN WE
science used to be cool before reddit ruined it
a charizard will forever be a charizard whereas in our shit...
see and pokemon kids never have their entire childhood...
hey did u renew your sub to fused lizard they had this...
yeah but it means FUSED LIZARD which sounds like a men's...
sorely needs animated
joel I am just starting to comprehend what i'm seeing here
i mean i don't know if this is like a travel-worthy...
joel what in god's name
i mean people gotta ask me otherwise it's just weird
DIFFERENT KIND OF FREAK OUT
You know what holds up? Ankylosaurus. 68 million years of...
You know what holds up? Ankylosaurus.
if not "i got booted out of yale trying to see paul ford"...
i'm pretty sure! i mean what are they going to do? but i...
@senatorjohn i'm pretty sure! i mean what are they going to do?
maybe it would help our culture if we just collectively...
i'm going to go up early and see if i can sneak into the...
also if you like lectures and are in new haven i'm talking...
also if you like lectures and are in new haven i'm talking on thurs eve about code and whatever comes into my head http://ayhamghraowi.
You know he did a lot of bad things, but it's great that...
@leahfinnegan You know he did a lot of bad things, but it's great that he's inspired so many women to take up writing.
i'm taking a day off from my time off
More like Discover Weakly.
More like Discover Weakly.
my god star hustler is a pretty great dj name...
my god star hustler is a pretty great dj name https://www. youtube.
Right okay but no one even remembers the career of Star...
@tcarmody @harrisj Right okay but no one even remembers the career of Star Hustla.
Postlight: No nap pods, but you can keep 96% of your...
@knowtheory Postlight: No nap pods, but you can keep 96% of your identity!
right and also the people who would be happier at a...
i mean all i can see are the things that need to be better...
yeah i just erased them because i don't want to perplex
the 1st tweet made it sound like it would be...
I should clarify tho, the initial project is working for a...
I should clarify tho, the initial project is working for a big $cary company, you should bring some hustle and grit.
Also, if you program React in NYC and want a job in a nice...
Also, if you program React in NYC and want a job in a nice agency where people will respect your boundaries, hit me up.
You know those dreams where you are back at high school and...
You know those dreams where you are back at high school and you still have classes to make up? That's how I feel about React.
and FOOD too, it's going to be something
Apparently we're having beer AND wine
Party is tonight and the site will be up for everyone soon,...
Party is tonight and the site will be up for everyone soon, probably Thursday.
I realize I've posted that GIF before but it's really in...
I realize I've posted that GIF before but it's really in the running for the best.
Tonight we're holding a party to launch GIF Battle, come if...
Tonight we're holding a party to launch GIF Battle, come if you like trash talking and GIFs http://www. meetup.
oh always kinda fluid, it's an experiment using a...
@brianvan oh always kinda fluid, it's an experiment using a completely bananas tech stack. it's just good to see code going into the world.
This thing is gonna ship and we are gonna have a couple...
This thing is gonna ship and we are gonna have a couple drinks http://www. meetup.
He’s right. https://twitter.com/PostlightAgency/status/68953...
He’s right. https://twitter.
No, all good and all welcomed.
@tomodoherty No, all good and all welcomed.
Great catch, thank you. Fixing!
@tomodoherty Great catch, thank you. Fixing!
Ease into your week with the nice rotating video on top of...
Ease into your week with the nice rotating video on top of the new http://Postlight. com.
NEXT TUESDAY: Come to a big dumb fun free party for GIF...
NEXT TUESDAY: Come to a big dumb fun free party for GIF BATTLE. See here: http://www.
I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
cool
Friends: @PostlightAgency built a dumb, fun web thing for...
Friends: @PostlightAgency built a dumb, fun web thing for GIF-ONLY chatfights—GIFBATTLE. Launch party NYC Jan 26.
January 4, 2016 - Lunch
Food Qty Calories Sushi, 1 pc.
January 4, 2016 - Breakfast
Food Qty Calories Cereal breakfast, typical (2 c. cereal, 1 c.