Happy New Years, Nerds.
Happy New Years, Nerds.
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Happy New Years, Nerds.
Merry Christmas, nerds. Here’s a pretty song for you from Taylor Mac’s Christmas Album.
I have an almost medical level of cowlick. This morning my barber pointed to the back of my head and said: ”I can get you through Christmas.
I have an almost medical level of cowlick. This morning my barber pointed to the back of my head and said: ”I can get you through Christmas.
Stories that caught our eye at the end of the year.
AI is transforming what we buy—and how we buy it. On the final podcast of the year, Paul and Rich are joined by Dan Frommer, founder of <em>The New Consumer</em>, to talk through his brand-new Consumer Trends Report for 2026. First, they discuss shifting consumer dynamics over the past few decades, from the rise of digital-native direct-to-consumer brands to the omnipresence of the TikTok Shop. Then, they dig into <em>New Consumer </em>survey results around our current moment in AI, particularly the generational differences towards the technology.
Getting determined about AI and determinism.
Is there space for everyone in LLM world? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich traverse the always-changing AI landscape from one end of the spectrum to the other. First, the Christian LLM company Gloo, currently headed by former Intel CEO Patrick Gelsinger, which is building technologies for the “faith ecosystem.” Then, Sam Altman’s recent announcement that OpenAI will begin producing erotic content for verified users. In one version of our AI future, there’s room for lots of smaller companies with different values and frameworks—but when this technology has been so quickly dominated by just a few giant players, is that future impossible?
They can’t do this. Not now.
The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals?
I vibehacked a fun little sight reader app that runs in browser. Works with MIDI in Chrome; you play and if you get all the notes right you go to the next level of complexity.
Save those pennies NYC !
It's time. They earned it.
AI is reshaping the media, the internet, and the culture at large—and Max Read is writing about it. On this week’s podcast, the longtime journalist and author of the popular “Read Max” newsletter comes into the studio to talk about the intersections of tech and culture in our current AI moment. Topics discussed include Max’s journey from a general-interest journalist to covering tech platforms and internet culture, the ways he uses AI tools in his own work, and whether he thinks the slop flooding our feeds is actually popular with users.
He’s right! You don’t have to use it—but it’s going to sweep through codeworld like a purifying fire.
Important request from my family, boosting for visibility.
First, Happy Thanksgiving. Second, I've been doing my best to really understand Claude Code so I've been building a piano practice app, and asked it to include some inspirational quotes, and the result is somewhere between “oh god no“ and “knocked it out of the park.
How the power of my pure nerdery vanquished the mighty AI.
The AI industry teeters on the edge of the bubble, but AI tools are better than ever. What does this mean for the future of the technology? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich talk through Paul’s recent experiments with—you guessed it!—synths to illustrate just how good AI-assisted coding tools have gotten, especially for those with programming expertise. But we’re a long way from the average consumer being able to get what they want with the push of a button. What do these two divergent paths suggest about the trajectory of the AI industry?
I wish political journalists would acknowledge that there is a difference between scandal and evil.
My personal conception of horseshoe theory did not include MAGA ideologically converging with NAMBLA to form MAGAMBAGLA.
One of my best friends on earth, and the producer of some of the albums I love the most, is trying something new and awesome (producing YOUR songs): He's a Canadian socialist & self-promotion is literally his worst nightmare, so I'm boosting.
Thanksgiving conversation gonna be real quiet this year.
I built five projects in a weekend…but at what cost? ($150)
As people feed their whole lives into LLMs, how can they protect themselves? On this week’s Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich are joined by Arushi Saxena, a trust and safety expert who’s worked everywhere from big tech to startups to the U.S. government. What does trust and safety mean in the AI age, both for individuals and for companies working with LLMs? Arushi also gives an overview of the trust and safety world, but sorry, folks: What happens at TrustCon stays at TrustCon.
Would NOT have been great in the household if things had gone otherwise.
AI can be transformative, but you’ve got to put the work in.
The Cheney/Mamdani juxtaposition is such a perfect setup for a Kelly cartoon in the Onion that it has me sickos. png In anticipation.
The Cheney/Mamdani juxtaposition is such a perfect setup for a Kelly cartoon in the Onion that it has me sickos. png In anticipation.
Big tech doesn’t care about medium-sized businesses—but is AI really the solution? On this week’s podcast, Paul is fresh off the plane from Phoenix, Arizona, where he was speaking to business owners at the Inc. 5000 Conference. As he gives Rich a full report, they discuss the specific needs of the “SMB”—small-to-medium-sized business—and how little interest the software industry has in the very large middle of the business spectrum. Can AI help these orgs get the software they actually need?
As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.
When my son starts to yell at us about having limits on phone time I like to play Adagio for Strings on the Sonos.
My old friend Steve is the worst person at computers on earth. A little while ago he asked me to please explain AI to him, and I did my best.
AI is making job hunting near-impossible on both sides of the hiring equation. Is there a way out of this automated mess? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich look at AI’s effect on an already unpredictable job market. Hirers are getting spammed with AI-generated applications, while sincere job seekers are getting swiftly rejected via AI hiring tools. As AI ushers in a hyper-transactional era of diminished trust between strangers, how can applicants and hiring managers actually connect with each other?
I’m writing for the local paper again!
Nerds: You can set up an owncast. online server on a random cloud service, then stream videos to it via ffmpeg, and invite your friends to chat and hang while they watch a movie.
This is correct. hellgatenyc.
Late last night in Phoenix I asked the Lyft driver who picked me up at the airport about local nightlife. He said, “It’s all nightlife.
I can’t find the video but in Feb a man named Joe Stutler was at an Iowa Legislature session and spoke to defend trans rights. He has a funny delivery—a little nasal—and kept saying, “You’re doing the Nazi stuff again!
I just blurted out “I hate my senators” waiting for the train.
OpenAI and Anthropic are broadening their offerings—and coming for the companies building on top of their APIs.
Do a teamwork, not a screamwork.
Traffic to vibe-coding tools is plummeting. Financial analysts are invoking 1929. Is the big AI crash inevitable? On the latest Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich assess our current moment in AI and its (over)valuation in the global economy. Will the bubble pop—and if it does, how big will that pop be? And as they evaluate the problems with our lopsided AI landscape, they speculate about what AI as a technology—rather than an investment vehicle—could look like in the future.
Sorry, but “history” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can bring people together is reading my miserable posts.
Wild that this came out six years ago.
Some content is so relevant to my interests that it causes my brain to glitch. youtu.
“He is using satire to make a point,“ said the Speaker of the House. “He is not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
I’m taking a class where we’re learning to make synths. This will be a MIDI controller that we will use to control VCV Rack.
With AI, a rule of thumb is emerging: More to less? Then you’re blessed. Less to more? Shut the door.
AI videos from tools like OpenAI’s Sora and Meta’s Vibes are flooding our feeds. Is this the future? On the Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich tackle a trio of AI topics. First: They look at a report from the Yale Budget Lab on which industries are adopting AI the fastest. (Spoiler: Only one is fully embracing it. Take a guess!) Then, they talk about spammy AI-generated bug reports submitted to the developer of cURL—and what happened when someone found real bugs with AI. And finally: Welcome to Slopworld! You can generate whatever video you want with a single sentence. Isn’t that kind of…boring?
The US Navy paid Lyft to make the little cars into fighter jets on Columbus Day, all circling around your exact location.
I’m reading up on these Girardian dudes and it seems that they got all Antichristpilled and forgot that Jesus is the resus for the mimesis.
Last year, Eric Schmidt made some dramatic claims about what AI could build. Have his predictions come true?
<p>All over the New York City subway, ads for the AI wearable “Friend” are being defaced. It seems clear that New Yorkers don’t want what Silicon Valley is selling—but will the general consumer bite? On this week’s Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich assess the tensions between big tech and the public, in New York and beyond. After decades of having our data be packaged and sold, will anyone want to wear a necklace that listens to them 24/7? Plus: Paul describes what his skincare routine would be like if he were a billionaire.</p><p><br></p>
This hits different from when it came out in 2020. “Allyship.
A just described something I read in the local paper as a “three-dimensional circlejerk—so essentially a spheregasm. “ I wanted to share that with my Internet friends.
This is really, really great. It explains the whole Peter Thiel/Antrichrist thing and its roots in Carl Schmitt.
When it comes to AI-powered shopping, dialogue only gets in the way.
I thought this was nice.
The big tech CEOs are openly embracing Trump—so what do we all do now? On this week’s Aboard Podcast, Paul and Rich dig into Steven Levy’s recent cover story for <em>WIRED</em>’s politics issue that breaks down the industry’s hard pivot towards Trumpism. What did these leaders think they were signing up, and what are they actually getting? Plus: By way of metaphor, Rich offers up the world’s worst bundt cake recipe (it’s full of gold!).
On Cloudflare’s very surprising ideas about AI and the future of web publishing—and what we should do instead.
The Aboard Podcast is about software in the age of AI—but what non-AI things are happening in the world of software? Not much, Paul and Rich are sorry to report. In the first half of this week’s episode, they discuss how AI is sucking up all the tech oxygen in the room. Then, they pivot to talking about AI and kids: What should parents be teaching their kids about these tools? (Or should they even let them use LLMs at all?)
I’ve been trying aggressive wholesomeness as a strategy but I might just need to switch to shrooms.
Because I’m Anglo and out on my bike ride the other Anglos keep asking me how to cross the street at this Mexican pride parade on Madison Ave and I’m like man they got ladies dancing with pineapples what the hell else do you have on your calendar?
Plus: A breakdown of AI-related things tech giants are currently building.
BBC News Pidgin’s Instagram account is the only news source I still trust.
Will AI put an end to management consulting? Maybe hold off on writing that McKinsey obituary for now. On the podcast, Paul and Rich break down the different kinds of consulting on a practical level, and assess what AI might mean for that work going forward. Can these companies really get away with charging the same rates if AI lets them reduce headcount or dramatically speed up the work?
There really is no predictive model that works with this many variables. Frameworks everywhere but…even “seasons” doesn’t work in the same way that it used to.
A Boom of One’s Own.
Does the Anthropic settlement represent the largest investment into the commons made by any technology company ever? I know it is neither an investment and the money is not being distributed to the commons but you know what I mean.
Millions of people are using AI tools to search—so what does that mean for search engines? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich dive into (the questionably named) “GEO,” or Generative Engine Optimization. After an overview of Google’s classic model, they explore the ways AI is currently upending the search world, and speculate about what might emerge in the years to come. If LLMs cannibalize all the content on the web, what will be left to search in the future?
I saw this and nearly dropped my Sony Discman. But you know it made me think.
Truncation always tells the truth.
This is supposed to be ironic but I saw it and went “Yeah!
Solving all of your LLM problems with just nine words.
How should the business leaders of the future think about AI? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich are joined by Matt Seitz, the Director of the AI Hub for Business at the University of Wisconsin’s School of Business. Matt discusses his journey from years at Google to his current role at UW, and he gives on-the-ground insight into the AI struggles of both leadership and employees in this moment of transition. Plus: They ponder whether AI can improve Wisconsin cheese. (Spoiler: No. It is perfect.)
When zombies are busy they order from Flesh Direct.
Do you remember how in the 90s you’d go to bed and turn off the light and then you had absolutely no way to read Oscar Peterson’s Wikipedia page.
Just this for miles today, all day, every window. Too much to handle.
I wrote a little bit about how and why AI is good at bureaucracy, which is interesting to bureaucracy freaks like me. aboard.
I don't have any special knowledge but wow this by @espiers. bsky.
When it comes to the vast behemoths of business and government, this technology is a grease for the world’s biggest gears.
Aboard uses AI to help build software, but in just a few years, AI will gain sentience and take over our work, personal lives, and even brains—just kidding! Yes, the fourth and final installment of “AI Summer School” is about AGI, or “Artificial Generalized Intelligence.” What does it mean? Can anyone agree on a definition? And if no one can define it or agree on those definitions, what’s the likelihood that all these Silicon Valley AGI predictions will come true?
Let's say you had the dumb urge to blog in 2025, mostly about learning piano and synths. As a Linux dipshit you'd prefer a self-hosted box that speaks HTTP, SMTP, and ActivityPub (you used to admin ezmlm+majordomo).
Trying to imagine the Hakeem Jeffries scavenger hunt.
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Do you think God reads these posts? Or is he mostly on Instagram?
Dude is EVERYWHERE.
They’re just good at it.
Due to large platforms not really interoperating I get notifications from the security system at work. And every morning at sunrise it decides that the sun coming up is a person entering the office.
They wrote about us in the paper!
“Lumbering, unsexy, but essential.” There’s no higher praise.
Barnes & Noble has The Bell Jar on a table labeled “Dark Academia.
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So now that you’ve set up your AI agents, what can you build with them? In the third lesson of AI Summer School, Paul and Rich are joined by CTO Adam Pash to spin up a sample app in Aboard. How do agents work together to simulate the development process—and what’s the difference between Aboard’s structured approach and a vibe-coding tool? Plus: Introducing the Adam Pash Drinking Game, where you take a shot every time you say the word “guardrails.”
I gotta wonder if stuff is going to snap back in weird ways and they’re going to blame the nerds for all of it, and there will be a something like a national swirly.
Imagine Swedish death pod technology in 2050.
Wrote a review of ChatGPT 5 for the company newsletter. aboard.
A review of OpenAI’s latest big release, ChatGPT 5.
This year in their front garden the neighbors went primeval and it rules.
I’m thinking of proactively becoming one of those guys who sees a friend across a crowded street and yells, ”Every day above ground!
“Agents” are a big marketing term for AI companies right now—but how do they actually work? In the second installment of AI Summer School, Paul and Rich are joined by Aboard Director of Engineering Kevin Barrett, who breaks down what “agent” actually means, and how they function within the platform. Plus: In the process of demoing Aboard’s agent capabilities, Paul becomes transfixed by the breeding records of a fictional alpaca farm.
They have a revolving restaurant in the Marriott in Times Square! I had no idea.
It’s Summer Streets in NYC! Gonna bike from Ditmas to Inwood right after this cup of coffee.
Wrote a little for the Office Newletter about the Empire of AI book. I see the undaunted differently but it s a very useful book that helped me understand a lot of the chaos of the last few years in our industry.
Karen Hao’s Empire of AI is less about computers becoming human—and more about humans being very human.
Feel a little lost when it comes to AI? It’s time to go back to school—Aboard’s AI Summer School! Over the month of August, Paul, Rich, and a few special guests will break down the basics of LLMs, agents, AGI, and a host of other AI-related topics. In the first installment, they discuss how LLMs think—or rather, don’t think—and compare the major players on the AI scene right now.
This morning I took a Citi(e)Bike to work and, from Smith&9th St. in Brooklyn to Duane St.
Using AI to code is like looking into a mirror-world: The LLM generates meaninglessness that you turn into something useful.
Mapping the history of the universe—and the limits of current AI programming tools. On this week’s podcast, Paul walks Rich through his recent experiments trying to build timeline software via vibe coding. Spoiler: There were issues. Halfway through 2025, where do the current tools excel, and where do they fall flat? And looking over the few years at where these tools might be headed, what should a young person interested in tech be learning right now?
Warner Bros. Discovery will split into two companies, Warner Bros.
RIP Tom Lehrer, your work stayed totally relevant for more than 60 years, I memorized much of it, you absolutely ruled, you made your entire body of work public domain, and you taught my wife math at Santa Cruz.
They stored a PNG on a bird. youtu.
Either there's a bug here or I have to have a very serious conversation with my son.
I stopped writing my column for @wired. com and IMMEDIATELY after that they began an unstoppable winning streak.
How do you build for the future amid ongoing instability? This week, Paul and Rich turn to Lebanon—literally, since that’s where Rich, who was born in the country and still has family there, is calling in from. After they discuss some Lebanese basics (Cedars! Small plates!) they turn to the Lebanese tech scene, discussing everything from investments in the Beirut Digital District to Aboard’s partner agency in Lebanon, Speedlane.
The key thing missing from most AI conversations is a hyper-specific focus on what these tools do well.
AI is a great first step, but to really build software, you need humans to get the job done. On last week’s podcast, Paul and Rich talked about how Aboard works by focusing on those AI first steps; this week, they dig into the human work that gets Aboard projects over the line, from classic agency-style client management to the brand-new role of “Solution Engineer.”
We visited my wife’s family in Western Ireland, on the ocean, and I’ve never been to a place where every single view looked like a 19th-century landscape painting.
That whole thing was a huge yaccarino.
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Success may come when the bot is prompting the human, not the other way around.
Paul and Rich are always talking about building software with AI—but how is <em>Aboard</em> actually building software with AI? This week’s podcast is a peek behind the curtain, walking through how Aboard gets you from a short prompt to real, working software in minutes. From the specific (the “Harvest Manager” app Paul creates for his pumpkin patch) to the broad (what this technology means for the software agency model, and the industry at large).
I’m in Dublin discovering my heritage.
Hard to tell if this is real or a hallucination.
I’m very disappointed in the New York Times. I expected a higher caliper of journalism.
Hey @kjhealy. co congratulations on your citizenship!
If you found yourself in Dublin or Galway (or Mason Island) with two parents and 13yo twins, what would you most want to see? Hobbies include: Literature, social justice, technology, folk history and folklore.
Today belongs to her.
This is some wild shit and I was not expecting it.
A simple step-by-step breakdown of how we build software—first in minutes, then in weeks.
This is great!
<p>Same as it ever was: On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich take a spin through a 1980 issue of <em>Omni</em> magazine, comparing how computers were being discussed back then with how AI is talked about today. Featuring an essay by Frank Herbert (yes, of <em>Dune</em>), IBM’s early-80s consumer pitch, and a meditation on the question: What does “new technology” even mean?</p><p><br></p>
Police Commisioner Gordon: He calls himself the Horologist. He terrorizes the city by spraying his weird personal fluids on timepieces.
Just voted, had to wing it a little bit on the borough president rankings.
If anything brings back Iraq war memories it's this quality of information coming out on the front page of the NYT.
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't quite this.
Ranking Brad Lander first FWIW. Just a classic nerd public servant who has been sending out boring emails for years (complimentary) and he did something important today and spoke after with humility.
As the legacy tech giants weave AI functionality through their existing systems, is it all over for AI-first companies like OpenAI and Anthropic? In the wake of this year’s WWDC, Paul and Rich analyze Apple’s AI plans, and contextualize them within broader industry shifts. What’s Apple’s AI endgame—and where can we expect to see a player like OpenAI a few years from now?
Every time I see a “We are not the same” social post I think, “Thank God.
I wonder if Hegseth gets fired for this.
On Sunday we celebrate the Magna Carta turning 810. medium.
I’m reading Alison Bechdel’s *Spent*, and she is a creative genius which I respect, but she also draws the funnest goats.
I asked AI to visualize The Discourse.
The optics forecast for this weekend is very bad.
Bill McKibben gently considers New England secession. www.
They’ve been taking their time with AI, but at WWDC this week, Apple laid out their vision of the future.
When is something “done”—and why is it so hard to define “done” when it comes to AI? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich talk about the challenges of the last mile of software development, and why the industry needs a whole new set of processes to actually use AI to ship product. Plus: Paul reveals one neat trick that will make you finish writing something.
I just reread *CivilWarLand In Bad Decline* by George Saunders and the novella “Bounty” opens with mutated theme park employees in despair because a hateful moron was elected President; the 13th amendment is repealed and the “Flawed” are sold into slavery. Hits different 25 years later.
Both bike brakes were a dangerous mess so I stopped by a new-to-me bike shop and the guy pulled a rack onto the sidewalk then fixed both brakes (re-cabled one) in ten minutes while I watched. He charged me $10, I gave him $20, and I biked home with good brakes.
Just had a checkup and my GP said, “You'll love your colonoscopy, it'll be a blast.
Is AI a big scam, or will our jobs be on the chopping block by 2026?
OpenAI’s $6.5 billion acquisition of Jony Ive’s startup might be grabbing the headlines, but the real shifts in AI right now are a lot less flashy—and point towards more long-term stability in the industry. On this week’s podcast, Paul walks Rich through some recent Big AI news and they pull out some key trends and takeaways, from the announcements at Google’s I/O 2025 to new capabilities at Anthropic to, in Paul’s words, “Agents, agents, agents, agents, agents.”
Ever since I posted this I think about emotional support cockatiels every day.
I’ve been a Paulee Bow fan since I saw their unbelievably great Amiga-centric cover of Wicked Game ( youtu. be/luvOGXwtPSI?...
This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.
I’m a cringe fedlib sending ~~~good vibes~~~ to our federal judiciary urging them to keep those PDFs coming.
“Model Context Protocol” brokers peace between old tech and new. It’s a good thing the AI giants are embracing it.
The CEO comes into the office and says, “What are we doing about AI?” What’s wrong with this picture? On the podcast, Paul and Rich offer advice to the CEO whose instinct is to ask that very question. How should business leaders be thinking about these technologies? And when it comes to getting AI into your organization, what’s a better question to ask? Plus: A whole lot of snack-chip talk, including a meditation on the humble Dipsy Doodle.
Is AI replacing programmers or not? Should coders learn to write poems? What’s really going on?
Last year, the fintech company Klarna announced they were going AI-first—but now, they’re hiring humans again. Is this a sign that the AI pendulum is swinging back in tech? On this week’s podcast, Paul and Rich look back at Klarna CEO Sebastian Siemiatkowski’s initial pivot, why that strategy probably didn’t get the job done, and what this move signals for the industry on a whole. <strong><span class="ql-cursor"></span></strong>
This all feels like watching someone you love (America) suffer from an addiction and watching helplessly as they spiral into chaos. Except every time you try to get them support or stage an intervention they call in drone strikes on the rehab center.
With AI, the SaaS funnel can start with custom product delivery—and then you sell the relationship.
Today’s young people are growing up with generative AI at their fingertips. Should we be worried? On this week’s podcast, Paul (father of 13-year-old twins) and Rich (father of a 12 year old and a 10 year old) discuss the technology world in which their children are coming of age, particularly when it comes to education. If students are bound to turn to these tools no matter the rules, how can we make sure they’re actually learning, rather than just copy/pasting?
Clarence Thomas ruefully realizing he could have asked for the whole plane.
I am blessed with a great community of supportive friends who really want me to thrive—until I ask if they want to go with me to see Thrill Kill Kult open for Ministry at the Brooklyn Paramount. Then I suddenly have zero friends.
I ran into my piano teacher on the street today and he shook my hand and said, “Go practice.
The great American story of a torrid romance between a man and a hippie who made her own kombucha it’s called Scoby Dick.
It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago.
Carla Hayden deserved better.
Chicago breaks 2,025-year long losing streak!
If they replace teaching with specialized LLMs, and students use ChatGPT to do all their work, you’ll be able to get a Ph. D.
Thank god they’re shutting down all those wasteful, taxpayer-funded leopard-monitoring stations.
My wife found this on the beach.
Let’s stop trying to make computers human and get back to making them awesome.
From your inbox to the podcast studio: Paul and Rich are joined by Patrick Lucas Austin, longtime tech journalist and founding editor of IT Brew, to talk about how he views AI in his work covering the enterprise sector. While Paul and Rich consider themselves “AI centrists,” Patrick takes an arguably more critical view of these technologies, and they go back and forth on the capabilities, outputs, ethical concerns, and where they’ll leave users in the coming years.
If I could go to Montreal on May 29th without creating an international incident I would absolutely 1,000% go to this show by the new band Total Fucking Darkness, which is a collaboration by Stephen from Young Galaxy and Torq from Stars. www.
Instead of waking up every morning and thinking about how it's all going down the tubes, I keep reminding myself: There are many, many people who are keeping their heads down, doing what they can, quietly discharging their responsibilities and avoiding attention. I know some of them.
There aren’t many words for what is happening to public health in the US. “Uncure” or “unheal” or “devaccinate” or “dishealthening”—none of them real.
I will never tire of stories of people who were sure they were getting protected but not bound finding out they’re bound but not protected.
It is time to open the strategic doll reserve.
I called an expensive restaurant today, and their hold message announced: “A reservationist will be with you shortly.
<p>Are product managers’ jobs safe in our new AI-development reality? Paul and Rich discuss the news that OpenAI is looking to acquire the coding assistant Windsurf, asking the question: If AI is excellent at coding, why would OpenAI need to integrate a coding assistant into its products? This leads them to the role of humans in AI-aided software development—especially the product manager, and how their skills gathering context and asking the unexpected questions would be impossible for even the most well-trained AI to match. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>
If you want a little Saturday treat here’s Slayer doing “Silent Scream” in 1988 in NYC while the crowd basically riots. youtu.
I’m an e-bike shitlib but I caucus with the Waymo Democrats.
Better behavior, on demand.
I'm just a small language model, standing in front of a large language model, asking it to quantize me.
Does AI have a place in religion—or in our moral decision-making more broadly? Recorded shortly after the death of Pope Francis was announced, Paul and Rich reflect on the pontiff’s legacy and then segue to theology and tech, assessing ChatGPT’s output to moral queries “from a Catholic perspective.” Could these tools ever be a substitute for the real (human) thing? Featuring what’s possibly the most upsetting sentence ever uttered on the podcast: “I wanna see Peter Thiel wash some feet.”
To understand what’s really going on in America right now you only need to talk to a group of plain-spoken, hard-working Americans from the south of Canal Street. nymag.
Somewhere in the multiverse a Time Cop needs to get fired.
Hegseth’s replacement will be a Grok-run account on X called BasedHitlerDotMil420 and will be approved by Susan Collins “with misgivings. ” It will still leak everything on Signal.
Was weird driving down 95 from Mass to NYC last week and there were almost no trucks.
Maybe Saturdays should be spent in denial.
Will never forget this documentary. Tbh you have to grind through the second half because all hope is systematically destroyed.
In full seriousness now is a wonderful time to write a “Why I love my town” essay and put it up here and elsewhere. Can’t tell you how much I’m hankering to hear about the good pastors and the food drive and the big singalong.
I love civic boosters. A friend of mine just told us why New Bedford, Mass, is a truly great city and I loved hearing about it (it helped that we were at the Whaling Museum).
This all kind of ends with a website called YouGenics. gov where you have to send in your spit sample in order to get a PatriotID.
You can have a little grief for the unfulfilled promise of the nation. As a treat.
Reading between the lines of the AI industry in 2025.
Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke recently told his employees that AI use is now mandatory—and on this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich talk about why they think this is a good directive for every worker. After they discuss the substance of Lütke’s “leaked” memo and contextualize it within the broader industry trends, they count down five concrete tips for anyone who wants to incorporate AI into their work and isn’t sure where to start.
I save a lot of weird images on my phone, which means that Google randomly alerts me to stuff like this, labeled “LOOK BACK IN TIME.
Whenever I get down about America (a lot) I remember the songs from the videos of SaxBoyBilly18, who moved home to Pittsburgh to help himself stay sober, and now writes songs that lovingly roast American cities, including this true work of art: www. youtube.
I just saw a thread where people were arguing over the best way to stop all the infighting.
Are we sure she’s coming out of the well? Maybe she’s going back in.
AI’s relationship to the web is complicated—but I’m placing a bet on who will win.
As Trump’s tariffs become reality and global markets plummet, Paul and Rich take stock of the situation and ask: How are the founders of an AI startup thinking about the months ahead, and how can AI help businesses weather the storm? Plus: As they look back at the early-2000s dot-com crash, they discuss how tech innovation can blossom in times of economic uncertainty.
I’m going for “Red Monday. ” That’s the color that got us here.
I watched the movie Eighth Grade with my eighth grade daughter and started to tear up a little when the father and daughter connect over the fire pit, and my daughter looked at me and went OH MY GOD ARE YOU HAVING EMOTIONS and laughed at me for the rest of the movie.
We bought two 4K 65” Samsung TVs for the office @ $600 each. I got them on a Saturday and walked them to work because [NYC freight elevator bureaucracy redacted].
It's wild that if we have 18 more days like the last two the entire US market would go poof. We're one short European vacation away from the end.
I know this is cringe…but what if we factored in some other emotions.
Haven’t looked in here for a couple months but just wanted to swing by and say great job!
Our imaginary Canadian girlfriend dumped us.
My son wants to go see the Minecraft movie but I have a block about it.
Thank god I bought all those VSTs when I did.
In tech, the money is in innovation, but the careers are in predictability.
Kind of fun to watch people gradually run out of reasons to be resentful of Cory Booker.
This isn’t even a good insult.
When Rich asks Paul for a report from the AI-coding trenches, Paul brings news: AI is boring now! And that’s a good thing. As the novelty of the technology wears off and the pace of advancement stabilizes, it’s getting easier and easier to actually get work done. Plus: Paul gets nerdy (well, even nerdier than normal) and walks through the specifics of the data-migration project he’s working on to show how AI’s boring turn is affecting real-word software work.
Q: What did the Nazi say when he got caught eating all the appetizers? A: “I was only swallowing hors d'oeuvres!
Drinking, folding laundry, watching The Gorge.
One way to educate people about climate change would be to get fitness bros to roleplay as hurricanes who are #ClimateMaxxing during their morning routines, soaking up warmer ocean water and using the jet stream to last longer so that they can go from Category Four to #CategorySixPack .
Argentinian piano teacher: “How’s your back? ” Me: “Pretty comfortable actually.
You have to choose which steps to skip, and when to slow down.
If we are living in a simulation then real estate is way too expensive.
On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich consider the prompt: What it represents within generative AI tools, how they think about it as users, and what it means for Aboard as a product. Is the prompt the end state of engaging with AI, or will the way we interact with these tools continue to evolve?
Good stuff right here www. wired.
Well that’s Monday.
They just DMed Remnick the nuclear codes.
NYTimes scrambling to figure out how to write this story without mentioning The Atlantic.
A friend asked me to go to his small, progressive Lutheran Church here in South Brooklyn/Flatbush today. (I'm empatheist—an atheist who welcomes your faith.
According to the Times, if enough Ivy League professors determine that this is a Constitutional crisis we can sound the Constitutional crisis horn and Batman-led Constitution Defense Squads can be activated. This is IN the Constitution (in one of the secret amendments).
I’m sorry @maureenflaherty. bsky.
These good ideas will seem trivial to accomplish using AI—and then you’ll be living through the back half of Goodfellas.
As AI transforms the way engineers build software, how is it changing the software that’s built for engineers? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich welcome Kurt Schrader, the CEO and co-founder of the engineering-management platform Shortcut. Topics discussed include what it’s like to integrate AI into engineering-team workflows, why he thinks AI will actually force the engineering skill bar higher in the future, and building Korey, Shortcut’s forthcoming AI tool.
Celebrating my heritage today by hating kings.
I guess they better find a way to arrest and deport the stock market.
If you’re at Kraftwerk in Brooklyn tonight say hi. I’m the middle-aged white guy in glasses.
No matter where people are on the spectrum of beliefs, most of them seem to agree: This matters.
Some people hate AI and think it’ll destroy everything. Others love it and want to press their feet on the AI gas pedal. What happens if you’re stuck in the middle? On this week’s Reqless, Paul lays out his “AI centrist” approach to thinking about these technologies—how to continue to experiment with these tools, while being open to all arguments about them. Plus: Rich sings the praises of everybody’s favorite agrochemical conglomerate, Monsanto (well…not exactly).
If anyone ever asks you what’s so bad about monarchy just send them this link. music.
The year is 2027. A mixed group of 300 uniformed “True Blues” meet in Grand Army Plaza on Saturday mornings, where they recite the Inclusivity Pledge and march with wooden guns.
This is really clever. www.
I oppose the Canschluss.
I bought a cheap Kurzweil K2600 off Craigslist four days ago and it absolutely rules but now all I can think about is the fact that I don’t have the Contemporary and Orchestral ROM sets.
The huge challenge in talking about AI that no one is talking about.
I just had my first ever piano lesson but it was more of a piano diagnosis.
It’s the Midas Kakistocracy. Everything they touch turns to shit.
Red as a MAGA hat.
What should developers be doing right now to adapt to AI? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich get an on-the-ground perspective from longtime software engineer Sara Chipps, who’s been going deep with AI-assisted coding tools in recent months. They discuss what AI means for the work of everyone from recent CS grads to senior engineering managers, before they shift topics to Sara’s true passion, using AI to better trade crypto, which leaves Rich uttering the phrase, “What’s the market cap of Fartboy?”
I’m no longer sure the average American can recite the entire alphabet from memory.
Maria Bamford once said that she wasn’t depressed, she was paralyzed by hope. Good night everyone!
Wild that American Ozempic demand is going to make it easy for Denmark to fund Ukraine. Weekly shots…fired!
It’s a common mistake but it’s actually Gerry’s Mander.
My god the crazy fools actually went and did it.
An absolute shame. 18F does foundational, scalable, useful work that millions of US citizens ended up using every day.
Don’t let them distract you. Just keep your focus and avoid the next 47 months of the news.
So the deal was, we wrecked trust with the EU, which is remilitarizing (and talking about going into Ukraine? ), in exchange for no minerals.
If they crash the economy they’ll have much less to steal.
Because I take fatherhood seriously I am going to see both Destroyer and Father John Misty tonight, and I bet I'm gonna see some microphones that look like this.
A death cult would at least have cool robes and a goal.
A death cult would be an improvement.
I swear to god these numpties are like “I want the racism but NOT the destruction of civil society” and we’ve been telling you that one equals the other for 300 years, I thought you knew that you were voting for MeeMaw to not get oxygen because you couldn’t be that stupid BUT NO.
Regretting my “Genius of American Democracy” lower back tattoo.
It would cost $35 for Cool Hand Luke to eat 50 eggs today.
Is it too late to regulate AI? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich assess what “regulating AI” could even mean, from controlling training data sources to moderating its ability to spread information—and disinformation. They then zero in on the question in the context of the new American administration, and Paul muses about just how long he’d like to hold his breath underwater given the current state of the news. (Five minutes? Ten?)
I bet you could do some real damage hitting people with an olive branch.
Right as it felt like things couldn’t get any worse my 13-year-old son asked me to order this for him.
Finally, Americans will be free of being forced to buy Mercedes and BMW automobiles and can start to appreciate the simple joys of Russia’s Lada Vesta.
Leopards now asking doctors for Ozempic to curb the face crave.
“Then spake Jeremiah…saying, The LORD sent me to prophesy against this house and against this city all the words that ye have heard. Therefore now amend your ways and your doings, and obey the voice of the LORD your God.
www. eater.
Meanwhile WWIII starts when his sons force entry into National Zoo and TikTok themselves assaulting the pandas.
Look this is easy to solve. We build a consensus coalition that includes AOC, Mitt Romney, Tankies, and Wine Moms.
I went to the Barnes Foundation gallery in Philly yesterday and I learned something important about impressionist art: Renoir liked em CHUBBY and RUDDY.
Just having the best time in Philly with the family talking about the Constitution when we met Dr. Pickles.
Gonna propose a prefix for the absolute least: The hochul. A hochulmeter is the shortest possible distance.
Congestion pricing has made NYC much better and losing it will suck.
Whenever someone on here says “Do Something” I imagine the words being repeated behind them by their emotional support cockatiel.
I don’t know what the “AI center” looks like, but I hope we eventually can find it.
How is generative AI transforming the university? On this week’s Reqless, Paul and Rich sit down with someone on the front lines of AI in higher ed: Clay Shirky, a longtime educator and technologist who’s currently the Vice Provost of Educational Technologies at New York University. Clay outlines how the university’s approach to AI has shifted from semester to semester over the past few years, and then digs into the reasons why widespread student adoption of AI is worrying the faculty—and the students themselves.
“Memory Laws” is a useful concept for this moment. en.
You just don’t hear as much about the Human Potential Movement these days.
What the Democrats really need to do is assemble an extra-dimensional retrieval squad to bring back a banished kaiju that they barely psychically control.
Played DANDELIONS in Boggle and my body turned into pure light.
Who needs Medicaid when you can use your Teslaphone to log into X to have a virtual telehealth visit with Dr. Grok, then hold up your phone so he can guide you in injecting the bleach?
Notes on the Catholic response to AI.
The horrible sound you hear is Cthulu chuckling.
Government by Grok? On this week’s Reqless, Paul opens with a poetry reading (stay with us) and then he and Rich discuss the poem’s relationship to Elon Musk’s DOGE effort, currently ransacking the U.S. Treasury. The DOGE strategy seems to be “destroy without oversight, replace with AI,” which leads to two questions: Could this work? (No.) And if you are going to take a sledgehammer to bureaucracy, is there an ethical way to swing the hammer? (Eh…)
Pretty cool they released Civ VII right as our old one hit end-of-life.
Everything about this is valuable and important.
AI keeps getting weirder, plus some great bonus links.
How is AI transforming the social sector? Flying solo in the Reqless hosting chair, Paul sits down with Perry Hewitt, Chief Marketing and Product Officer for Data.org, to talk about how AI tools are enhancing the projects they support. Topics discussed include what data collection can entail in the world of global nonprofits, the impact of constraints on technological problem solving, and real examples of how AI is being used right now, from healthcare settings in India to the wildfires in Los Angeles.
People also ask How big is China than Russia? How big is the whole China?
Pray for him our mayor is very ill…he has corruption.
There goes the economy! Whoops it’s back!
As Chinese LLM company DeepSeek makes headlines for wreaking havoc on the stock prices of the American tech sector, Paul and Rich sit down and answer the important questions: What is DeepSeek? Why does Paul feel like it’s Christmas? What does this mean for both AI and the broader industry? What does Rich think Microsoft should do with Three Mile Island now?
At least Lysenko had a degree.
I can’t really understand LLMs unless I keep taking steps backwards.
AI tools are often positioned as agents, assistants, or butlers—but their potential is so much greater than that. On this week’s Reqless, Rich explains to Paul why the “agent” model gets AI all wrong. Plus: A discussion about CTOs, and the spectrum from those who are resisting the change that’s coming to those who are embracing it.
I can’t stop thinking about this.
Ankylosaur looking up from chewing on fibrous plants to see a bright comet streaking across the daytime sky: “This is the dumbest timeline.
Hello and welcome to online.
Tired: There is another Q train immediately behind this one. Wired: Patience, for what follows is not overfleshed.
I bet you think you know what the dragon is, but you’ll be surprised.
Can you actually build an app with AI right now? Fresh off a holiday break where he attempted to do just that (rather than talking to his family), Paul tells Rich what worked and what didn’t work in his experimentation: Where AI failed, where Paul got impatient, and how that mapped onto human programmers’ strengths and weaknesses. Building an entire app with AI might not be quite there yet—but is it close?
You don’t have to speak Spanish to understand this portrait of true, eternal love.
I wonder how long will it be before the NIH is ordered to develop a woke mind vaccine.
Do I want to give it all up, buy a Kurzweil, and learn V. A.
Home Alone 2025 but they forget to bring Kevin during a climate emergency and he has to fight looters.
When the fragmenting, politically collapsing generation ship has to deal with the terrifying remains of the alien supercivilization…that’s kind of my favorite thing.
I was going to go to the socialist bookstore but I realized I could go to the library instead.
The secret, as always, is rehearsal.
Does the world actually need more software? In the first Reqless of 2025, Paul and Rich skip the “AI predictions for the coming year” and instead look at the tech landscape for smaller organizations. Do they really have the tools they need to get their work done? Featuring extensive corporate roleplay—including Paul’s very believable turn as a big-firm consultant—and a meditation on New York City’s venerable commercial waste-removal industry.
I am a man of peace and I do not wish to fight @tcarmody. bsky.
I appreciate the way the mascot looks like an actual hemorrhoid.
Been messing with building out office workflows with LLMs and tried to simulate a “forensic pathologist” but told it we found something weird in the cathedral.
Embarrassing…I keep writing 1. 5° global warming on my checks.
Someone who is good at the economy please help Richard E. Grant.
Happy New Years, nerds.