Beer and Sandwich On the Road (Ftrain.com)

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Originally from 1990

Beer and Sandwich On the Road

By Ford, Frank Bernard

I'M THE GREATEST POLACK EVER INVENTED WHAT'RE YOU?
American. HUH! YOU AINT NO FUCKIN IND-IAN!
Then Irish extraction I'll have to say. YOU'LL HAVE TO SAY
SHIT! DON'T USE NO 50-CENT WORDS ON ME!
IRISH: SHIT IN BED AND KICK IT OUT SO
DON'T GIVE ME NO POLACK JOKES NEITHER I HEARD EM ALL
AND I DON'T TAKE EM SERIOUS - NOT STUPID ENOUGH.

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