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Monday, March 2, 1998
By Paul Ford
On Vacation
All I want to say, is if I ever get my hands on one of those little bastards with their long turkey basters and their sandpaper jerkoff machines I'll slaughter him. Slaughter. Stick a fork right into their vile jelly little gray eyes.
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© 1974-2007 Paul Ford
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Note. I wonder what the poor folks are doing tonight. (March 20)
The Wind Chest, by Paul Ford. (March 18)
Six-Word Reviews of 763 SXSW Mp3s. (March 13)
This Is Just To Say. (March 3)
Clouds. (February 27)
Fishing Party. (February 10)
A Joke. (February 5)
The Vet, by Paul Ford. (February 4)
The Swings. (January 31)
Tag Cloud, by Paul Ford. (January 30)
Another Veil-lifter Pitched, by Paul Ford. (January 29)
Saturday, by Paul Ford. (January 28)
Love Explosion. (November 2)
$5 Chocolate Bar. (October 1)
Big O. (September 23)
