March 2020 BY Paul Ford 2020 49 Sections Holy shit it's just now Tuesday. Podcasts are just meetings. The sky wants me to cheer up. If I get the rona from installing Linux on stranger's... Initial concepts: Hit the beach a lot. Social Isolation... I'm sure your toddler had a happy birthday but people... You: Laffy Taffy Me, sophisticated: Laughter Taughter Being a human in a place with other humans turns out to be... If anyone wants to read my dumb novel for free on the... The fact that Cuomo's daughters wouldn't eat the sausage he... Apparently it's not “really great news” when you tell your... Never thought Times Square would look like this. Just now @maureenflaherty said, I'm in New York Magazine,... Well we made it to tomorrow. Another unusably slow neighborhood laptop bleached, dropped... Second laptop down. A Toshiba Satellite running Vista left... Just talked to 88yo dad in FL who confessed that he keeps... I wanted to see if I could use my NAS as a hub. I found... After watching an older Lenovo laptop get destroyed by... Oh good it's the morning. Tweet This is a tough time for engineers. They finally got... Can't wait for everything to get back all nice and normal... Slack has this new UX pattern which is, "Copy URI from... I feel obligated to say publicly that @maureenflaherty (who... We asked our kids to please chill, because we all have to... We don't make any money off this thing--it runs for a few... Found myself looking at drum machines today. Be cool if they just did the whole episode of SNL over Zoom. We're gonna keep the kids home starting Monday and suddenly... the invisible hand just touched my face mike pence is reminding us to take care of our handmaids We built as an ambient place for low-stress chat with... Tweet Rome would still be an empire if the emperors let people... The world is lava. You'd think introverts could shut up about it. They're trying to escape! I'm trying to think of the worst possible email address to... This is getting ridiculous, the Met Museum just cancelled... God how itchy is your face right now? Is it still Stockholm syndrome when it's a whole country? If you've ever had an older sibling break your new Star... A lot of people know that Steve Jobs named the Lisa... Sometimes you learn the worst shit about yourself on here. Sharing a checking account is a big step, but are you ready... It turns out that, if you don't care about them being in... No tweet is complete until someone replies with just a... Bidentity Politics. That's the title of some op-ed...