I'm tired of exclaiming “Jesus Christ!” 300× a day about the news so I've been looking up more exclamations.

Hell all Friday!
Jumping blue blazes!
Land of liberty!
Molasses!
My purple ass!
Not at any price!
Sweet cheesecakes!

Via:
https://www.wordsandphrasesfromthepast.com/reverse-dictionary---exclamations-a---i.html
https://www.wordsandphrasesfromthepast.com/reverse-dictionary---exclamations-j---z.html