FUCK YOU SNAP PEAS YOU THINK YOU KNOW SHIT SITTING THERE ALL CRUNCHY I SHOW YOU SNAP PEAS HOW ABOUT NOW HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW OH SHIT HE'S EATING ME OH FUCK THAT'S RIGHT YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST GOING TO MOVE YOU AROUND ON THE PLATE BUT THE NEW PAUL IS HERE WHO DID EIGHT PERFECT HOURS OF WORK ON [MAGAZINE] AND IS NOW GOING TO DO FOUR PERFECT HOURS OF WORK ON [NEWSPAPER] WHO CAN CODE AND WRITER AND INSTEAD OF LIVING IN TERROR AND FEAR IS SIMPLY GOING TO RUN INTO THE BURNING HOUSE AND RESCUE THE TWINS. AND SHIT DID I EAT MYSELF SOME SNAP PEAS.
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Beer, Coors Light | 2 | 204 |
| Cereal, Flaxen, 3/4 c. | 2.7 | 293 |
| Cheese, mozzarella, light, 1 string | 60 | |
| Chicken, 1 oz. | 8 | 472 |
| Milk, no fat, 1 c. | 0.8 | 68 |
| Peas, 1 oz. | 6 | 72 |
| Total | 1169 |