I gave up on life after dinner. [Wife] & I were snapping, exhausted. I went in to rest my eyes, which were puffy, and she came to me with two cucumbers and a washcloth. "Chemically, it releases an astringent that draws out the puffogens," she explained, and I did not dispute her. She came back fifteen minutes later. I had not moved; cucumbers still on eyes. "Do you feel better?" she asked. "I feel," I said, "like I'm in a real pickle."
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Beer, Coors Light | 102 | |
| Pasta (uncooked), 1 oz. | 1.5 | 158 |
| Salad with a small amount of dressing, 1 oz. | 50 | |
| Total | 310 |