“Hey Paul,” say the marketing emails. “I saw on LinkedIn that you might need AI-enabled cat-sitting platforms? But yo...
“Hey Paul,” say the marketing emails. “I saw on LinkedIn that you might need AI-enabled cat-sitting platforms? But you might have missed my email. Not a good time? Is there someone better than you? Someone more interesting? Do you want a gift certificate to Arby’s? I can BURY you under roast beef if that changes things. It’s been hours! How are your wife/wives $WIFENAMES doing at their professional jobs? I wrote you a poem. Here’s a picture of an otter AHAHAHA RIGHT????!?!?! As a $JOB_TITLE, you know how important this is. You smell like oranges in summer. Can I touch your face at night?” "
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