I Will Never Listen to Geese
I have never heard Geese. I keep seeing Geese content and people saying things about Geese. Many dads my age complain about how Geese are not good. I have decided to never hear Geese and to have no opinion on Geese. I will never listen to Geese. If they are on SNL I will simply solve that by continuing to never watch SNL. This is now a key component of my personality. I have written this.