December 2008 BY Paul Ford 2008 24 Sections In particular Solr, built atop Lucene... Sort of. Tapping yes. Dancing no. Looking for good online lit mags. Viewing my friend Al's Obama banners:... Holiday party over. Now, apology time. So excited about Gmail-integrated tasks.... Which leads to an important question. What the fuck's wrong with me? Screw Getting Things Done. Hail Eris. "Hand me down...shark repellent... Middle-school German. One Indian kid. Last name "Pai." It was bad. "Now, Herr Pai... Haltestelle Lachen, Kinder!" Too late to transfer into Spanish. Lest we forget: "pork chop sandwiches."... "That's Enter-taint-ment"--not movie I expected. "Chinese Democracy Now!" Too much flannel. Woke up from nap with @JackTemplin. Providence, city of converted factory lofts. Rolling in the gold-rimmed Acela. Ambiguity is permitted with the hyphens. Much twattery on Boston bound train. Lots of srs bsns around me. Accent like a cahnstipaaayted tahbby cyat.