March 2008 BY Paul Ford 2008 134 Sections Geekery is like sport for me. Ohloh basically serves as my ESPN. No dice. My JavaScript proves otherwise. (But breaks in-page search, unfortunately.) Sure, when you've finished "taint duty." I want to be Joe Frank. Your mom made the papers again: http://tinyurl.com/35vz8e Actually, that construction is occasionally useful. Clarifies sourcing in longish/digressive grafs. Honestly? My analotomy was purely cosmetic. I grieve for Oink EVERY DAY. Any time after the blood test. "SternBears.com" already gone. I could've modeled! That is a very sensible compromise. Read that as "giant bees." Unnerved. I _do_ "understand" polyamory. Just chill. Goucher is basically Miskatonic, I think. When we yiffing, bro? I'm ready. Whoa. You just zinged a baby. Oh my God. NOT JIM GOAD. Not just you. Witness: "coughed up."... I always associate "sputum" with "jism." More would be overkill, I think. Yeah, yeah. My keyboard's for elves. Valuable, meaningful, useful, elegant, intelligent... Obama's rhetorical plank: "Will it blend?" I'll help you if I can. Does my cruelty know no bounds? You absolutely need a load balancer. Ftrain sandwich! Turkey, mustard, onion, regret. Second editions are so damn rare. You're basically a publisher's dream forever. It's all "Night Moves" from now. I'm glad I'm not in Texas. Wait--musicians are up before noon? : Whoa. "Surfboard shaper, and vampire hunter."... Big table. Concerned Javascript would crawl. "Little too tall/Could've used...pounds." I'm guessing your wife, not mom? Sure, I like to drink beer. You would have liked the fighting. Most likely him--Spitzer inherited tons. It will kill. What's it about? : I like Austin, though. Sweet bats! : You should introduce yourself to @ginatrapani. : If you haven't met her already. Because you both wear those glasses? : Now would that be...THIS LENS? http://tinyurl.com/2uqom3 : Never read Gaitskill's fiction before today. You read the publisher's website interview? : Happy birthday! Get back to work! : Next to the socks and pills. I just hurt my throat chuckling. Perhaps the answer is grid whores. A diminutive British doctor lectured me. A baby would enhance my brand. Surprised by what others find odd. Which makes the flu very interesting. "Yes, jury duty now includes wireless." Gossip Girl's filming by my workplace. Every undertaking will require some hypocrisy. Phrase I won't miss: "other America." Meta-RickRoll via tweetscan (key: "2lrx46").... CSS 4 includes Liang's hyphenation algorithm(s)!... Lez Zeppelin show: zepheads, ironists, lesbians. Best crowd I've seen in years. Today: Breakfast, vampires, Java, Lez Zeppelin. Shit. Forgot to go to work. Luxly my office's in the back. OH MY GOD PLEASE SHUT UP. AND USE THE FREAKING LITTER BOX. Just LOOK at the friggin carpet. What kind of grandmother ARE you? The Steinski retrospective CDs are great. Orwell's bookstore description in _Aspidistra_: hooray. One typo away from "dog-ooders." Personal goal: disassociate "awesome" from "harried." "I'm so busy" tweets: paradox inherent. They're really saying: "I'm so awesome." Cleaning. 900' Jesus or Mary J? Chose "Daisy Chain for Satan" instead. "Doomsday" is truly some ridiculous shit. Google docs could revolutionize bad writing. Eohippus-sized bees with tusks, agallop. Stealing the fennel, gulping apple cider. Just remembered my ancient MeFi sockpuppet. Sub-400 ID. Eight years old! Sorry, everyone. Intended that as private. Five downloads in Transmission--all legal. Two men, both nerds and dudes: http://tinyurl.com/34y9s2 Playlist: Nicks follows Winwood. Stand Back. Ftrain all about civics and God:... You have evoked Subgenius zine yearnings. Twitter: where men describe respiratory ejecta. "Just snotted viridescent, viscoelastic, fetid mouthsilt!" "My dribbling mansnot--impact on UX?" One could track disease vectors here. Learning to be a sexy juror. One juror's middle name is "rasberry." Brooklyn civic architecture: 100% grandeur-proof. Stop whispering my name, snack machines. Justice has been paused for lunch. Oh, how I crave comforting medicine. I hope Ashley's real, without addictions.... Let's never have today again. Thanks! Oh God, the shamrocks. THEY BURN. $4000 don't buy what it did. Forgot Moore's Law is not universal. Like when you're shopping for hookers. Sex SHOULD cost .000000000000¢, taking nanoseconds. Not true. Different kind of math. Wow. This is bad for Obama. http://tinyurl.com/2wj86k I've finished a truly insane thing. Soon it will be alive online. It's not actually a big deal. Just four or five nights' work. Probably on The Morning News tomorrow. 763 SXSW MP3s: Six-word reviews. http://tinyurl.com/2kyayl That's the project I was discussing. Where should I store my universe? Overwhelming day now ending, and beginning. Just returned from illegal Bronx fighting. As Jack says, MMA's somewhat chesslike. How could he let down Silda? Man. It's very cold in Austin. Good thing I'm in New York. "Attempting that is STUPID." Good sign. Reading Gaitskill story that became "Secretary." Feeling FULL of fail, and jealous. Goofy new Ftrain vaguely about poetry.... Uploading a George Saunders video. Sweet! I'm tentatively excited about Akala's album. Dollar pints hurt more than help. So much cheaper than therapy, though.