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Elevator

Making a terrible noise.

I'd had this long meeting. Now I was on my way to a second meeting, running 10 minutes later than the 30 minutes later I'd warned them I'd be, and, arriving at the right building, waiting long moments for the slow elevator, I got on, punched the 12, and, given a minute alone as I ascended, I thought, I don't know what to do about [certain key choices and relationships in my life]. I just don't have any clue. Then I leaned my head against the back wall, and moaned (MP3, 248K).

The elevator stopped suddenly, on the second floor, and my moan petered out. A blonde man got into the car. The door closed. He eyed me. I was a full foot taller than him.

“This elevator is going up?”

“To the 12th floor.”

“Shit.” He took a breath, shuffled his feet. At about the fifth floor, he asked, “That you screaming?”

“Yeah.” That didn't seem to be enough. “I had a frustrating meeting.”

“Just making sure.”

“One of those days.”

“I understand.”

“At least I wasn't naked.”

“I appreciate that.”

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This piece is sponsored by Christian Crumlish, who in addition to sending me cold, hard scratch, has done me the service of telling me about the occasional typo. I think you should visit Christian's A Supposedly Staggering Infinite Work of Heartbreaking Illumination I'll Never Read.


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