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02 Jul 98

Memo to the other 98%

Friendly Warning

This is an open letter to anyone who has ever said, in my physical presence, "you're such a freak," or "how can you be so odd?"

When the revolution comes and we revert to primitivism I hope to scoop your orange-sized brain from your box-shaped head. Once I have taken a meal from that otherwise useless organ, I will shit in your skull and leave your corpse for the crows.

You may now return to your Seinfield reruns, you soulless tool.

Paul

Hey pef

I'm talking back about the "I'm gonna eat your brains" journal entry. I

How dull.

I think you should thank those who call you a freak.

Just my two cents.

S----

Point taken.

pef


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