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Saturday, January 31, 1998
31 Jan 98
By Paul Ford
Workplace Limericks
A few verses from "Worker's Limericks"
He sings:
I once loved a woman, and listen:
Her affection went into remission
Her job was in sales,
Her heart hard as nails--
For she only could love on commission
She sings:
I was seeking a way to advance
When the CEO asked me to dance.
"To smash the glass ceiling
You'll need to start kneeling,"
He said, unzipping his pants.
Chorus:
Smile, nod, and grab your ankles;
You'd better be sincerely thankful
In a world full of slobs,
We gave a clown like you a job.
Enter: Fishmongers, who perform a traditional Baltic "Fish Slapping" dance.
Curtain
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