Rats Eat Vomit

By Paul Ford

Filthy, filthy, filthy things in NYC

What is the most foul thing you've seen since you've lived in New York?

Street defecation on 5th Avenue, a woman squatting against a wall.

A homeless man jerking off and ejaculating right as I came out of a bodega in Brooklyn Heights.

A drunk guy with one leg on the 1 train who shit his pants looking right at me, shaking his ass in the seat, saying "I'm shitting my pants thinking about fucking you."

A woman on Smith and 9th, in the passageway by the stairwell from the Brooklyn-bound side, and she had spread the cheeks of her ass with both hands, and was bursting out diarrhea like someone had cut a hose. And the only way out of the station was to walk past her.

A guy walking down Central Park West just whipped out his dick and began pissing onto a dog, a terrier. The dog was trying to get away. Someone had tied it there to go into a store.

I watched a man vomit onto a subway platform, thick blue puke, then he passed out on a bench. Rats came up from the tracks and out of the pipes and began to gnaw on the vomit. Looking at rats eat vomit is terrible.

A homeless man jerking off and ejaculating right as I came out of a bodega in Brooklyn Heights.

A drunk guy with one leg on the 1 train who shit his pants looking right at me, shaking his ass in the seat, saying "I'm shitting my pants thinking about fucking you."

A woman on Smith and 9th, in the passageway by the stairwell from the Brooklyn-bound side, and she had spread the cheeks of her ass with both hands, and was bursting out diarrhea like someone had cut a hose. And the only way out of the station was to walk past her.

A guy walking down Central Park West just whipped out his dick and began pissing onto a dog, a terrier. The dog was trying to get away. Someone had tied it there to go into a store.

I watched a man vomit onto a subway platform, thick blue puke, then he passed out on a bench. Rats came up from the tracks and out of the pipes and began to gnaw on the vomit. Looking at rats eat vomit is terrible.