Table of Contents in Reverse Chronological Order

2008

October, 2008

15 Learning to Fear the Semantic Web, by Paul Ford

September, 2008

18 Fixed
18 NYU
11 Also
11 Steering Wheel

April, 2008

1 I never told you because I was kind of out of it for a while there but

March, 2008

26 Sasquatch
24 Over There
21 Signs
20 Eloquence Personified
20 Note
18 The Wind Chest, by Paul Ford
13 Six-Word Reviews of 763 SXSW Mp3s
3 This Is Just To Say

February, 2008

27 Clouds
10 Fishing Party
5 A Joke
4 The Vet, by Paul Ford

January, 2008

31 The Swings
30 Tag Cloud, by Paul Ford
29 Another Veil-lifter Pitched, by Paul Ford
28 Saturday, by Paul Ford

2007

November, 2007

2 Love Explosion

October, 2007

1 $5 Chocolate Bar

September, 2007

23 Big O
21 The Guests

August, 2007

27 Upstate
22 Twitter RSS in XSLT FTW
21 The Cloths of Heaven are Old Shirts and Dark Slacks
20 Telephone
17 I Am Making a Difference
16 The CPU
15 Empty Rooms
14 The Interrogation Room
13 The Bike Store
10 The Reversal

April, 2007

12 Launch, by Paul Ford
2 Dear Internet, by Paul Ford

January, 2007

31 Döh
30 Snow day, by Paul Ford
29 Wikipedia Explains R&B
26 Elsewhere: Lawyering
24 Etc.
23 Night
22 Sleeping Piece
17 Night Visit
16 Person or Stuff?
16 TrackBack
15 The Problems of Nomads
12 Trope, by Paul Ford
11 Dear LazyWeb
10 My Palace of Memory Crumbles, by Paul Ford
9 Moving Backwards
8 Real Empires Ship
5 The End of Lazy Christmas, by Paul Ford
4 Rowing the Pool, by Paul Ford
3 The Weird Thing, by Paul Ford
2 Spinning, by Paul Ford
1 My New Year's Resolutions, by Paul Ford

2006

September, 2006

11 Men standing around broken machines, by Paul Ford

April, 2006

17 Lung, by Paul Ford

February, 2006

26 Five Minutes to Departure
20 Sortable Lists
17 Green Apples Will Explode
8 Precinct

January, 2006

3 Speaking

2005

November, 2005

16 To what Google Base uses may we return, Horatio!
7 Nicknames We Gave Our Intelligence Sources

October, 2005

31 Pulling back teeth
14 Followup/Distraction, by Paul Ford
13 Jerry, by Paul Ford
12 Laundromat, by Paul Ford
5 Lost Songs, by Paul Ford
3 Gary Benchley, Rock Star, by Paul Ford

September, 2005

9 Where is Snowball? Where is the bus?, by Paul Ford

August, 2005

16 It was a genuinely pleasant interaction., by Paul Ford
11 Crossed, Tangled, Braided, by Paul Ford

July, 2005

26 We are going to

June, 2005

14 Scampering Housewards, by Paul Ford

May, 2005

20 The Times they is a'chargin'

April, 2005

23 Occupation, by Paul Ford
22 Metropolitan Dairy, by Paul Ford
12 Benefits, by Paul Ford
4 The Thumb-sized Heart of TK the Cat, by Paul Ford

February, 2005

22 My Cat Abraham Lincoln, by Paul Ford and Paul Ford

January, 2005

20 My Three Favorite Computer Games of 2004, by Paul Ford
12 Installing updates, by Paul Ford

2004

November, 2004

30 Meats, by Paul Ford
1 Voting Story, by Paul Ford

October, 2004

27 The Election, by Paul Ford
4 The pigs, by Paul Ford

September, 2004

27 Why Evangelical Christians Should Not Vote for Bush, by Paul Ford
21 Flood 2, by Paul Ford
14 All The Memories I'll Need, by Paul Ford
7 The Photo Diary of Hector, a Tiny Robot Whale, by Paul Ford
6 Views of TK, by Paul Ford
2 Crashing a Republican Party, by Paul Ford
1 The Banality of Google, by Paul Ford

August, 2004

31 Miscellaneous Blues and Oranges, by Paul Ford
30 Yet Another, by Paul Ford
29 Gone Protestin', by Paul Ford
27 A Good Thing to Do, by Paul Ford
24 Misc. Dialogues, by Paul Ford
11 Introduction, by Paul Ford

June, 2004

16 Gallivespians, by Paul Ford
3 Track 5: Champion Rooster, by Scott Rahin
2 Northeast Corridor, by Paul Ford

April, 2004

30 Prosebot, by Paul Ford
27 Lost Habits, by Paul Ford
26 Voice, by Paul Ford
23 Beautiful Ladies, by Paul Ford
22 Shopping, by Paul Ford
21 The Doomsday Canticle, Part II, by Paul Ford
20 Dawn over 9th St., by Paul Ford
19 Outsourcing, Etc., by Paul Ford
16 Finding Bartleby, by Paul Ford
15 Another Puppet Show, by Paul Ford
14 Memory of the New Economy, by Paul Ford
13 The Spy, by Paul Ford
12 Pepsitilting, by Paul Ford
9 Age of X, by Paul Ford
8 Interview Extension, by Paul Ford
7 Regarding the Passivator, by Paul Ford
3 Commute, by Paul Ford
2 Abbe's Birthday, by Paul Ford

March, 2004

30 The Law, by Paul Ford
27 The Passivator, by Paul Ford
23 How I Learned to Swim, by Paul Ford
20 March March, by Paul Ford
19 Heffalumps/Too much TotT, by Paul Ford
7 The Landlord, by Paul Ford
2 Sleepless, by Paul Ford

February, 2004

27 The Board, by Paul Ford
24 See Also..., by Paul Ford
19 Meow, by Paul Ford
17 Meeting, by Scott Rahin
11 Big Reading Thingamajig With Folks, by Paul Ford
1 Lists, by Paul Ford

January, 2004

30 The King of the Pigeons, by Paul Ford
28 Passing Softly, by Paul Ford
27 Three Gates, by Paul Ford
26 Working for the Man, by Paul Ford
25 4701, by Paul Ford
24 The Idiotarod, by Paul Ford
23 Labor Abstract, by Paul Ford
21 Copernican Politics, by Paul Ford
19 Class, by Paul Ford
16 Smith St. Between Nelson and Huntington, by Paul Ford
16 Smith St. Between 9th and Nelson, by Paul Ford
15 Rejected Political Cartoons, by Paul Ford
14 Ceiling, by Scott Rahin
13 Tufte vs. Bloom 2, by Paul Ford
12 Interlude: Victim, by Paul Ford
11 Tufte vs. Bloom 1, by Paul Ford
10 Laundromat, by Paul Ford
9 Copy, by Paul Ford
8 Knowing Your Era, by Paul Ford
7 The Soldiers at Smith & 9th St, by Paul Ford
6 The Pencil, the Monkeys, by Paul Ford
5 Empire State, by Paul Ford
4 Track 4: Places I Have Visited, by Scott Rahin
3 Predictions, by Paul Ford
2 Sickbed, by Scott Rahin
1 The Bad Turtles, by Scott Rahin

2003

December, 2003

14 Santas, by Paul Ford
10 The Rampage, by Miroslav Holub
9 Steps, by Frank O'Hara
1 A New Website for Harper's Magazine, by Paul Ford

November, 2003

25 Medium of Exchange (Revised), by Paul Ford
18 Losesome, Lonesome, by Paul Ford
17 The Chinese Cats, by Paul Ford
10 A Response to Clay Shirky's “The Semantic Web, Syllogism, and Worldview”, by Paul Ford
6 Jill, by Paul Ford
4 Chemical Plants, by Paul Ford
3 The Flood, by Paul Ford

October, 2003

28 Flash, by Paul Ford
27 DVD Player, by Paul Ford
27 Letter, by Paul Ford
23 Easy Way Out, by Paul Ford
20 The Smile, by Paul Ford
10 Chinatown and Back, by Paul Ford
9 Joke, by Paul Ford
9 Intercourse, by Paul Ford
9 All The Brands Names I Can See While Typing Without Turning My Head or Moving My Eyes, by Paul Ford

September, 2003

29 Progress, by Paul Ford
17 Medium of Exchange, by Paul Ford
15 Accordion Time, by Paul Ford
15 Concession Stand, by Paul Ford
11 Review, by Paul Ford
9 Planespotting, by Paul Ford
5 Talking With Mom, by Paul Ford
4 June-August, 1994, by Paul Ford
2 Processing Processing, by Paul Ford
1 Red Rotator, by Paul Ford

August, 2003

29 The Alley Watchers, by Rebecca Dravos
28 Black Box Theater, by Scott Rahin
28 I Have a Dream, by Martin Luther King, Jr.
27 Square/Sphere/Static, by Paul Ford
26 A Visit to the Asylum for Aged and Decayed Punsters
25 Taking the Edge Off, by Scott Rahin
25 John Jones' Monument, by Rev. C. M. Livingston
22 Give the Country the Facts
21 New Discoveries in Acoustics.
20 Looking for Something Stable, by Paul Ford
19 The Moral Character of the Monkey, by Rev. W. Jones, of Nayland
18 Telescope, by Paul Ford
16 Not GOSPLACS, by Ian Lupo
15 As Brooklyn Slowly Drunkened, by Paul Ford
14 The Chinese Room Thought Experiment, by John Searle
14 How They Telegraph Chinese
13 Sadness After the Condiment War, by Paul Ford
13 Pilgrimage to the Holy Land
12 A Chinese View of the Statue of Liberty, by Saum Song Bo
12 Dust Mites Gone Wild!, by Paul Ford
11 The Condiment War, by Paul Ford
7 Web Pidgin, by Paul Ford
7 Antlers, by Paul Ford

July, 2003

21 The Ftrain Sitekit, by Paul Ford
20 One's Self I Sing, by Walt Whitman
4 Shameful Pedantic Pettiness, by Paul Ford

June, 2003

23 Neutral Weblog Hotel, by Paul Ford
16 Software Story, by Paul Ford
11 Frequently Asked Questions, by Paul Ford
10 I Met a Woman at a Bar, by Paul Ford
10 My Ethnic Identity, by Paul Ford
3 Advertisement, by Paul Ford
2 Only the Dead, by Paul Ford

May, 2003

26 What Were They Thinking?, by Paul Ford
25 Taxidermy Postulate, by Paul Ford
21 Doctorate, by Paul Ford
15 The Mechanical End, by Paul Ford
15 Like Ezra Said, by Paul Ford
14 Spending, by Paul Ford
13 Shaving the Eyebrows, by Paul Ford
11 My friend the Arb, by Paul Ford
7 Until the Water Boils, by Paul Ford
7 Opportunities to Learn, by Paul Ford
6 The Payoff, by Paul Ford
5 The Monkey on Lafayette Street, by Paul Ford
2 Clean Paths, by Paul Ford

April, 2003

30 Elevator, by Paul Ford
29 Missed Connections, by Paul Ford
24 Selected Remarks from the House of Representatives, by Paul Ford
23 Gargoyle in Albuquerque, New Mexico, by Paul Ford
23 Horse in Albuquerque, New Mexico, by Paul Ford
23 Letters to American Political Institutions, by Paul Ford
23 Letter to Senator Santorum, by Paul Ford
22 Vacuuming the Lungs, by Paul Ford
22 Message to the Republican Mob, by ROwens
21 Parking Lot in Santa Fe, New Mexico, by Paul Ford
21 How Things Ended Up With Rachel Lange, by RachelLange
21 Four Letters to the United States, by Paul Ford
21 Letter to the Supreme Court, by Paul Ford
21 Letter to the Senate, by Paul Ford
21 Letter to the House of Representatives, by Paul Ford
21 Letter to the White House, by Paul Ford
21 Where Babies Come From, by Tate, James
19 Drawbridge, by Paul Ford
18 Moments of Weakness, by Paul Ford
18 The time I did lines with a bunch of grad students upstate and we ran around in the woods naked firing guns at each other at random, by Scott Rahin
18 City of Tomorrow, by Rebecca Dravos
17 100 2-part Male Names, by Paul Ford
17 100 3-part Male Names, by Paul Ford
17 100 2-part Female Names, by Paul Ford
17 100 3-part Female Names, by Paul Ford
17 A Remedy Will Be Long in Coming, by Paul Ford
16 Track 3: Horse Canyon, by Scott Rahin
15 Space Shuttle, by Paul Ford
15 Waiting for the Train at 23rd St., by Paul Ford
14 The Escape, by Scott Rahin
13 Machinery, by Paul Ford
12 Sea, by Paul Ford
12 In Defense of Pittsburgh, by TonyCalderone
11 Kingfish, by Paul Ford
11 Track 2: Skinning the Chickadee, by Scott Rahin
11 Another Statement on the Legality of Rachel Lange's Case, by LeahMacia
11 Frequently Asked Questions, by Paul Ford
11 Ftrain.com Editorial Policy, by Paul Ford
10 Sunshine State, by Paul Ford
10 Accordion Time, Liquid Time, by Paul Ford
10 Florida Images, by Paul Ford
10 Pelican, by Paul Ford
3 Chad Thornton Replies to Rachel Lange, by Paul Ford
3 Mike Kabakoff Responds to Rachel Lange, by Paul Ford
3 Rachel Lange's response to Mike Kabakoff, by Paul Ford
3 Rachel Summarizes, by Paul Ford
1 Pittsburgh, PA and Followups, by Paul Ford
1 Responses to Rachel's Letter, by Paul Ford
1 Scott, Paul, and Takoma the Dolphin, by Paul Ford

March, 2003

28 War Diary, by Paul Ford
28 Pittsburgh, PA, by RachelLange
25 Democracy is in an undisclosed location., by Paul Ford
19 How We're Coping, by Paul Ford
13 Baltimore Conversion, by Paul Ford
5 Two from Juliet, by Paul Ford
5 The Mother of God, by W.B. Yeats
5 Leda and the Swan, by W.B. Yeats
4 Dinner with a Billionaire, by Paul Ford
3 At-Risk Teens, by Scott Rahin
2 The Mad Farmer Liberation Front, by Berry, Wendell

February, 2003

28 Lucky Ducky Purgative, by Paul Ford
26 The Astrakhan Awareness Network, by Scott Rahin
24 Shellacking the Challah, by Paul Ford
24 Wm. Gibson on Terrorism, by Paul Ford
20 Run from Ground Zero, by Paul Ford
20 Progress Report, by Paul Ford
19 “Jesus has monkey toes and breasts”, by Paul Ford
18 Saturday, by Paul Ford
17 It's fun to rhyme with my friend Hesta Prynn, by Paul Ford
14 Enigmatical List of Young Ladies in the Borough of West Chester, by Paul Ford
13 Marketing Idea, by Scott Rahin
12 Annoyance, by Scott Rahin
10 Selections from My Name is Blanket, © 2046 Blanket Jackson, by Paul Ford
10 Ftrain Sponsors, by Paul Ford
6 The End of Technology, by Scott Rahin
5 Kiki, the Legendary Goatrilla, by Paul Ford
4 Cooking of Eggs, by Paul Ford
3 Nanobot Comix, by Paul Ford

January, 2003

30 Getting Close to the Machine , by Paul Ford
29 Keeping Your Nose Clean, by Paul Ford
28 Some Dogs I Have Known, and How They Died, by Scott Rahin
27 More and More Like the Machine, by Paul Ford
24 A Dithyramb for Spam, by Paul Ford
23 My Financial Career, by Leacock, Stephen
22 Medium of Choice, by Paul Ford
21 Late Night Thoughts on West Chester, PA, by Paul Ford
16 The McKee Recursion, by Paul Ford
9 Earthships, by Paul Ford
8 Gorge, by Paul Ford
7 Rear Subway Window, by Paul Ford
5 The Big Book, by Paul Ford
5 Ftrain FAQ, by Paul Ford
1 St. Francis, by Paul Ford

2002

December, 2002

31 Santa Fe, New Mexico, United States of America, by Paul Ford
31 Ford, Focus!, by Paul Ford
12 You Were Wearing, by Koch, Kenneth
9 Notes from a Motorcycle Film, by Paul Ford